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Started by Ashleg, December 20, 2016, 02:44:19 AM

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Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Chipster of Noonvale

Quote from: Hickory on March 10, 2017, 11:48:55 PM
@Chipster of Noonvale Ashleg chooses.
I know, I was just bumping the thread ;D Also "PIZZA!" could be used to describe any of the four choices James provided ;D

James Gryphon

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Ashleg

Quote from: James Gryphon on February 08, 2017, 12:19:59 AM
"No, that'll do it."

"All right. For the pie and the pineapples, that'll be $12.95. Thanks for dropping in, Kate; see you next time!"

Kate paid and went back to the hospital with her cargo. There was a blender in the staff kitchen, which she often used to blend smoothies, so she decided to take advantage of it for this job. First, she...

Cut the pizza into slices.
Put pieces of pineapple all over the pizza.
Put cheese all over the pizza.
Put the entire pizza in the blender.

Put pieces of pineapple all over the pizza.

Pineapple-pizza-pen.

James Gryphon

Done!

Then she...

Cut the pizza into slices.
Put cheese all over the pizza.
Put the entire pizza in the blender.
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Ashleg

Put cheese all over the pizza.

James Gryphon

Kate opened up her bag of shredded cheese and distributed the contents relatively evenly over the top of the pizza. It was still warm, and the cheese began to melt into place.

Cut the pizza into slices.
Put the entire pizza in the blender.
Put the pizza in the oven.
Put the pizza in the microwave.
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Ashleg

Put the pizza in the blender.

Groddil

Kate plugged the blender into the wall socket and forced the pizza inside. How? With great difficulty. She flicked the switch to the highest setting and covered the blender with a hand to prevent the lid from flying off. When the pizza had become a slightly lumpy paste, she unplugged the blender and poured the "pizza" into a bowl.

Put the pizza in the oven.
Put the pizza in the microwave.
Put the pizza in the microrave, a box containing a nightclub full of tiny people.
Deliver the pizza raw.

Ashleg

Put the pizza in the microrave, a box containing a nightclub full of tiny people.

LT Sandpaw


Without a moment of consideration Kate dropped the bowl of pizza mush into the box abruptly ending the awesome rave going on inside. The bowl shattered upon impact flooding the interior of the microrave with pizza goodness causing code four tsunami-like destruction.
The survivors cling to makeshift matchstick driftwood squealing for aid.


Save what survivors you can.
Cause more destruction and purposely drown the remaining tiny people.
Ignore them and start work on a new pizza.
Put the microrave box in the oven.
Shove the microrave into the microwave.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Ashleg

Put the microrave box into the oven.

Groddil

Kate placed the remains of the miniature nightclub into her oven, drowning out the screams of the tiny people.

Turn the oven to 180 degrees Celsius.
Turn the oven to 300 degrees Celsius.
Turn the oven to 'Grill' mode.
Take the box out of the oven.


Ashleg


Groddil

You turn the oven to 300 degrees Celsius.

Spray the Microrave with Canola Oil.
Let the Microrave cook.