This is now a thing mates.
Lake Michigan?
Screw it.
Legwater.
That's almost worse than Rashleg.
Oh, Rashleg is still very strong, but there is also Legwater to deal with now.
Haw yeah!
WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?
Is Legwater some kinda slang for bad grog?
Yes.
Want a mug?
Eh, why the devil not? Grog's grog.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:03:53 AM
WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?
No. I have Guinness. -^-
Quote from: Andy on August 17, 2017, 03:14:06 AM
Eh, why the devil not? Grog's grog.
*gives him the Legwater*
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2017, 03:17:44 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:03:53 AM
WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?
No. I have Guinness. -^-
/me smacks the Guinness out of Skarzs' hand.
He can't have what he has no access to.
*Distant* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
/me lights things on fire.
BUUUUUURN!
Rosie has now proven her infidelity for the third time! First she abandoned Gonsie, second she abandons Delsie to go back to Gonsie, third she abandons Gonsie to go to Ashie Legwater??!!!!! DESPICABLE!!!
;D
ASHIE LEGWATER HAS THE SMALLEST AGE GAP!!!!
AREN'T YOU, GONFF, AND DEL THE SAME AGE?
Ash is a year younger than I. But Gonff and I are the same age I do believe.
I'M YOUNGER THAN DELTHION.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:59:44 AM
I'M YOUNGER THAN DELTHION.
YES. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2017, 04:00:56 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 17, 2017, 03:42:22 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2017, 03:17:44 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:03:53 AM
WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?
No. I have Guinness. -^-
HAVE SOME CLASS MISTER!
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:43:11 AM
He can't have what he has no access to.
And you can't give what you don't have.
It's sad that you need classier gentlemen to give it to you.
Yes. I'll need to go find them somewhere else.
I have some Macallan 12 year (I think) single malt scotch.
Yes you will.
For I am not a man, I am a boy.
/me inebriates Ashleg with my Macallan. ;D
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!
Marinate him in it.
AND RUIN A GOOD HUMAN?! Why Skarzs, surely you know that humans are best consumed raw and in their natural flavorings?!
/me eats Ashleg.
MY LOVE!
LIVES NO MORE EXCEPT IN MY GULLET!!! ;D
*Stabs Ash out*
/me has already digested Ash, so his dissolved remains spill forth. ;D
So, is this ship for real or what?
Well, since I've eaten him I think not. ;D
Was it real?
YES!!!
Maybe? I don't know.
I'm back from the abyss. Remember that infinite lifespan?
And I'm a pine marten. Not a human.
Post in Pirates!!!
Wah, wah!
You command one of the pirate ships! So fight the Fortuitous! ;D
I'll whomp the Fortudious into submission.
Then post in the Pirates topic! ;D
I'm watching a documentary.
After.
A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT WHAT?!!!
How to complete the VeggieTales purge.
Sell the show to Hasbro, which gives the rights to the show to Netflix, which ruins the entire thing. WAIT THEY ALREADY DID THAT!!! ;D
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Oooooh?
Yeah?
That's a good thing.
Suuuuuuuurre