Per their request we are marrying Russa and Skarzs upon this fine day! To see why "The Girly Thread" is recommended for you to peruse. ;D
Bravo! You got the reference!
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*Screams*
Great seasons, no.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 23, 2017, 12:19:55 AM
Bravo! You got the reference!
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;D Now we must spread the truth of this union to all the corners of the universe! ;D
The truth that neither of us will attend or consent.
Too bad! Consent has never mattered in forum weddings! ;D
It does now.
*Dies so it can't happen.*
I already tried to do that...it didn't work. ;D
Actually I did it first. ;D With the very first Delsie wedding that Rosie arranged.
I remember that. ;D
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How does this ship even make sense?
It's Del. Does "making sense" even cross his mind, like, ever? ;D
Wylder that is so accurate. ;D
Indeed. ;D
STOP STEALING OTHER PERSONS' LINES AND/OR MOVES!!! ;D
Indeed. ;D
This topic needs to be killed again.
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*Gasp* Skarzs resurrected this topic, which clearly means he supports this ship!
I resurrected it so I can kill it again.
Riiiight.
Skarzs just wants the trill of a ship in old, lonely blacksmith ways. He needs to fan the fires in his heart and his forge.
O_o
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 06, 2017, 12:32:20 AM
Skarzs just wants the trill of a ship in old, lonely blacksmith ways. He needs to fan the fires in his heart and his forge.
Wot. I have bellows for that.
I'm going out to forge a heart.
Okey-dokey.
Ja.
Yup.
Uhuh.
They are meant to be
No.
^That.
Aww, they even agree! And Russa thanked Skarzs' post! Such a sweet couple! ;D
Russa. Take it back so they have less ammunition. ::)
The only ammunition we need is Cupid's arrow to pierce your stone heart and announce to the world why this ship is meant to be and how you hold it so dear in your forge of a soul now roaring with the fires of love.
Cupid tried once. The arrow bounced off.
This ship shall sail!
*Pokes a hole in the ship.*
*Shoves a cork into the hole*
*Punches a bigger hole into the ship.*
*Uses self to fill hole*
Once Delsie sails far into the sunset this will be a fine time to parade with, won't it Skarzs?
*Shoves Gonff through the hole completely.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2017, 04:54:58 AM
*Shoves Gonff through the hole completely.*
*Slides back in like a Slip 'n Slide*
Ain't gettin did of me that easy
*Escapes in a little rowboat*
*OITBs start eating the rowboat*
I forgot about those. . .
Never forget about the OITBs.
Or they will eat you.
I eat them.
*Escapes on a fleet-footed emu*
/me grabs Russa with an umbrella handle, and drags her back to the ceremony.
*Steals the emu*
*Watches.*
Quote from: Delthion on December 09, 2017, 04:57:20 AM
/me grabs Russa with an umbrella handle, and drags her back to the ceremony.
Aah!
*Watches.*
*Kills the emu*
Murderer.
*Eats the emu*
THAT'S MY JOB!!
*Eats Amber for stealing my move.*
*Squishes Del.*
*Kicks Del's squished corpse*
Release your anger.
This thread should not exist.
No kidding.
Question! Amber, how were you able to kick my squished corpse when you were also squished since I ate you?
She squirted out your mouth when I squished you like toothpaste from the tube.
It will keel.
Wow Skarz, ya did it! good job!
I thought so, but this thread is still alive.
Aye.
Why did you receive this? Is this because of the shirt thing?
ya guessed it.
(guessed)
thanks Eb!
You're welcome. ^-^
love ya.
Aw. Love you too. ^-^
*hugs Ebby*
Aaaaaaand let's stop that there.
Skarzs, are you two still married, or have you been re-shipped since then? (or did ya'll call things off after the fact?)
why? ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 04:52:56 PM
Aaaaaaand let's stop that there.
Skarzs, are you two still married, or have you been re-shipped since then? (or did ya'll call things off after the fact?)
None of the above.
Ah, Del never actually finished this one. WELL THEN.
@Sebias of Redwall @Keva Strongbow You two have a job to finish for the previous master shipper!
No.
*A sound akin to helicopter blades begins, growing rapidly louder.*
*A cleaver flies through the air and impales itself in Kade's head.*
*Dodges.*
*The dodged cleaver hurtles through the air, chopping the book of 'shipping in two and splitting the podium.*
*Fixes the book and podium with duct tape, then covers it all with flex seal. Duct tape fixes everything, while flex seal seals the deal.*
*The podium flies out of the topic as Thomasbane is recalled to my hand.*
*Elegantly waves the enchanted fork and the podium reappears.*
FFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD
*Elagantly waves the enchanted fork and
Quote from: lass of something much on February 19, 2020, 09:03:24 PM
FFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD
appears.*
Fooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
food?
yes!
. . . . . I need to mentally reassign things. When I glance at Lass' profile pic, I think it's Alphys.
wut.
Stop posting.
Keeps posting ;D
Skarzs wants his marriage topic to die.
The ceremony needs to actually take place though, so we can't let it die before that happens.
No, we can't. So, to business! Business! *clinks glasses' (it's a Hitchiker's reference)
Quote from: Booklover on February 20, 2020, 02:49:47 PM
No, we can't. So, to business! Business! *clinks glasses' (it's a Hitchiker's reference)
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*Stops posting* *realizes I just posted* *Keeps posting* ;D
RERENGE!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
'Ello.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 21, 2020, 01:39:25 AM
*Stops posting* *realizes I just posted* *Keeps posting* ;D
Oi, you're supposed to be handling the ceremony!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 21, 2020, 01:45:16 PM
'Ello.
Hello! Now we can get this party started.
You guys have way too much free time.
*Realizes I have more free time than anyone else here.*
forget it.
How much free time do you have, then?
Put it this way: I am currently out of school, and I don't have a job.
IOW: Too much.
I have the most fun though ;D
Do you ;)
Do you get to run threw the forest, portending to be an elf?
I can, but the forest is sodden and I don't want to. Yet, the portents have not said that I'm an elf, so there's that.
thus, you having not as much fun.
That is only one way for me to have fun, though.
::) that is one of many.
Verdauga dear, isn't this wonderful! Skarzs and Russa will be so happy together! What a lovely couple they'll make.
pfffft!
Now, we must have a cake. What kind of cake do you like, Russa dear?
*starts cooking*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 24, 2020, 09:07:49 AM
Now, we must have a cake. What kind of cake do you like, Russa dear?
Any kind, but chocolate would be nice.
Do you want double chocolate, as in chocolate cake and chocolate icing, or do you want to mix it up with something else?
That might not be a bad idea.
Madagascan banana and coconut cake.
I'm not opposed to it.
With chocolate icing thrown at it.
it is a banana cake, with chocolate chips, and fluffy chocolate icing!
Ooh! Yum! *Licks the spatula*
Oi, we were still using that!
I was about to make a reference to something before I realised that only people in my year at primary school would understand.
wait, ant you in high school?
I meant people who were in my year at primary school. I'm in Year 9, which is secondary school.
Ah.
*Begins partying.*
*finds a one leged frog*
a friend for Freddy!
*hands miss Russa the poor frog*