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Title: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 14, 2019, 08:13:18 AM
I just decided I would make a blinkin' topic where y' just describe some food, wot wot. I wasn't sure what flippin' board t' put it in, so if anybeast has a better idea as t' where I could jolly well put it, tell me or move it y'self. I'll start:

A pile of honey-soaked raspberry pies lay steaming on the table. The hare picked one up, delighting in its light, warm feel against her paw. The pastry was crumbly and flaking. The hare bit into it, and immediately a myriad of flavours burst into her mouth. It was tart, stinging her tongue and cheeks, yet deliciously sweet, melting into her throat. The pastry was dry and crumbling, complementing the sweet raspberry and honey delightfully.

The hare swallowed and reached for another.

Recipes are welcome too.
Title: Re: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Post by: Keva Strongbow on August 18, 2019, 03:14:14 AM
I should go eat some nice, crunchy, orange, carrots  :D
Title: Re: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 18, 2019, 10:22:23 PM
The crunchy carrots are snatched away from Keva by a shrewcook, who puts them in a succulent vegetable pie.
Title: Re: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 19, 2019, 05:30:48 AM
The vegetable pie is snatched up by a greedy ferret who scoffs it all on the spot.
Title: Re: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 19, 2019, 07:06:12 AM
The ferret is promptly turned into delicious, smooth, sticky ferret puree.
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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 19, 2019, 01:34:22 PM
Which makes anyone who drinks it feel bad and guilty.
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Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 19, 2019, 10:03:37 PM
Fresh, crusty oatbread dotted with tiny bits of fruit and nuts.
Title: Re: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Post by: lass of something much on December 07, 2019, 09:47:38 AM
berry pie with flaky pastery coated with honey  :P
Title: Re: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2019, 07:36:09 PM
*Get's ready to start throwing cherry coke soda cake, then realizes he's in the wrong topic for that.*  Oh, uhh... imma just... yeah... byyyyyyyyyye
Title: Re: FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Post by: lass of something much on December 11, 2019, 12:44:43 AM
by buy bay