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Started by Jarky Thistlebrush, August 12, 2019, 10:48:20 PM

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The mushroom pasties are hot and more often than not,

I'll scoff them down three in a mouthful, wot wot,

Unless, that is, friends, my appetite extends,

Then four will do nicely, four will do nicely, and some other delicious odds n' ends, wot wot wot!

An' as for dessert, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt,

To try a nice raspberry flaaaan, wot wot,

Or a meadowcream scone, eaten down by the pond,

An' be sure not to forget, be sure not to forget, the good old rai-ai-son bran, wot wot wot!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this: