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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#60
July 25, 2011, 01:11:02 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 25, 2011, 03:42:39 AM
Quote from: Mariel on June 25, 2011, 04:28:48 AM
If one's company, and three's a crowd, what's four and five?

Do ye no mind a'tellin' me the answer tae that'n?

You forgot to turn Do into Dae, assumin' tha' yer attemptin' a Scottish/Northern accent.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Matthias720

#61
July 25, 2011, 02:24:55 PM
Quote from: Mariel on June 25, 2011, 04:28:48 AM
If one's company, and three's a crowd, what's four and five?
It actually goes:
If two's company, and three's a crowd, what's four and five?

Nine!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#62
July 26, 2011, 12:22:19 AM
Somone ah ken told me this.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor, who?
*giggles*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Taggerung_of_Redwall

#63
July 26, 2011, 12:32:50 AM
I still think the '76 episode was better.
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#64
July 26, 2011, 12:34:35 AM
Ah've only seen episodes 1 and 2 of the original. *sigh* :( :( :(
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Taggerung_of_Redwall

#65
July 26, 2011, 01:21:34 AM
I haven't seen practically any of the original.

Only once in the entire series was a joke made off of the title "Doctor Who".
And then Matt Smith arrives, and suddenly it happens three times in half a series.
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

Lily

#66
July 26, 2011, 04:44:39 AM
I remember hearing that joke many times before I actually watched any episodes.
I've only seen the first doctor's first episode, a whole bunch of Tom Baker episodes, then everything from the 8th Doctor's movie onwards.
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on July 26, 2011, 12:32:50 AM
I still think the '76 episode was better.
Which '76 episode?

Matthias720

#67
July 26, 2011, 02:19:05 PM
The invisible man married the invisible woman.

Their kids were nothing to look at.

Taggerung_of_Redwall

#68
July 26, 2011, 02:21:53 PM
It might have been in '76, when someone asked the Doctor:
"Doctor, doctor who?"
"Exactly."
An out-of-character kind of joke
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#69
July 26, 2011, 09:41:02 PM
The firzt epizode was probably the bezt.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Martha Braebuck

#70
July 31, 2011, 11:08:24 PM
Sneezes always seemed to be aimed Atchoo!
~Love, •*Martha*•

Whoohahahahooh!! ~Hon Rosie's awesome laugh!

"Fate 'n fortune smile on us,
and of this crew take care,
but let no greedy robber try,
to guzzle up my share!"

Lutra

#71
August 02, 2011, 02:12:04 PM
Note from a parent to a teacher:

Please excuse Sara for being absent.  She was sick and I had her shot.
Ya Ottah! ~ Sierra

Matthias720

#72
August 02, 2011, 02:15:52 PM
This might go over your heads, but I'll post it anyway.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?



What light bulb?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#73
August 02, 2011, 02:24:17 PM Last Edit: August 02, 2011, 08:27:03 PM by HeadInAnotherGalaxy
Quote from: Matthias720 on August 02, 2011, 02:15:52 PM
This might go over your heads, but I'll post it anyway.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?



What light bulb?

Zure...make fun o' existentialists, will ye?  Well :P tae ye!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Coobreedan

#74
August 04, 2011, 04:38:46 PM
Matthias: Shall I tell you an Under Construction joke?
Mattiemeo: Yeah dad, yeah!
Matthias: Sorry son but it's not been made yet.
Mattiemeo: ROFL.......I don't get it.
I won't be on this forum much anymore, but I'll pop in to say hi every now and then.
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