1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[SPSF kodachorm otter7486]

657:act like Hollywood undead and start to rap the song undead

[Cornflower MM]

@SPSF kodachorm otter7486. You're supposed to a number before your post, that we can keep better trach! 

658: start ripping open packs gum and start chewing it!

[Rusvul]

659: Just chew the bubblegum, pack, shelf, and all.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

660. Ztart runnin' around zcreamin' AH'M GOIN' TAE BE KICKED OOT O' VALMART! YAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cornflower MM]

Ha ha!! Head you are too funny!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

661. Ztart runnin' around ze ztore zhoutin' AH AM TAAE FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! VAFFLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[winifred]

662:

1. connect long hose to water fountain
2. lay hose in plastic kiddy pool
3. attach weight to water fountain activation-bar-thingy
4. wait
5. enjoy pool.....

663.

Go around with a 30 question questionnaire and ask everyone in store to fill it out.

664.
Spend your life in the food court

[Jukka the Sling]

665: Go around taking candid photos of everybody in the store.
666: Start yelling "Fire!" and open one of those emergency-exit doors that set off an alarm when you open them.

[Jukka the Sling]

667: Announce over the store intercom that aliens are invading and that everyone should hide in the employees-only back stock rooms. (You know what I mean.)

[Ungatt Trunn]

666: Start yelling "Fire!" and open one of those emergency-exit doors that set

Scary number...

668: get some friends, open some instruments from some boxes, and start playing the acoustic cover of Skrillex's "First Of The Year"  on a tall platform.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

669: bulid a castle out of toilet paper

[doogy plum]

670: put mistletoe over the main entrance
671: Go up to a random person and give them a hug and a kiss and yell "It's Santa Claus!!!"

[doogy plum]

672: go up to a random person and yell "HELP I SAW THAT GUY ON THE NEWS HE'S A CROOK
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Ungatt Trunn]

@doogy: Two things: Please, no double posting, and please don't stretch the screen.

673. Start pulling things off the shelves, take them to the grills and burn them.

[Iamthatis]

Lol those are great