Poll
155: say "baaaaaaaadraaaaaaaaang! you wont break me, i will return to kill you and take my father's sword! i am martin the warrior, son of luke the warrior!"
Haha me to.
185. Build a pillow fort and than shoot eggs at people passing.
:D
>:D
Or better yet:
389. Run around, sticking your hands into people's pockets, saying, "Wot's it got in its pocketsies, precious?"
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
117:
Stand behind one of the checkouts and act as an employee trying to pay for their items and when it doesn't work tell them this problem has been going on for weeks and that you really wish that the manager would fix the equipment!
What is that?
Adding on to that.
436: All the money is foreign.
600 more people..... almost there!!!!
Then maybe I'll modify my first post to: 3,000 way to get kicked out.
437:line 2liter soda bottles all the way down the middle of the drins isle. Take each lid off. slowy drop 2 mentos in each one. Presto.... Fireworks!!!!!!!
440)Kindly get shopping carts for everyone who walks in and let everyone know that everything is 50% off b/c Walmart is going bankrupt!!! ;D
JK!
It's ok, was it an accident? Cause I can try resetting the poll, if it wasn't then great!!!!!!!!! :D
no it wasn't an accident. I think the things you post are funny, I just wouldn't do any of it.
That already happens every school holiday time. :(
There was an article in the New Zealand newspaper a few weeks ago about how Americans refuse to give up their penny coins, even though it actually costs something like 5c to make each one. Meanwhile many other countries have already got rid of their 1c, 2c and even 5c coins.
I haven't read all the entries in this topic, so maybe these ones (or similar) has been posted, but:
477. Open the packets of cookies and eat one from every packet.
478. Pee on all the winter woollen jumpers / sweaters / hats / gloves.
479. Use the webcams on all the demonstration computers to change the desktop wallpaper images to pictues of you pulling silly faces.
480. Go into the produce section and peel all the bananas and oranges.
481. Open all the Star Trek toys and put the contents into the Star Wars toys' boxes, and vice-versa.
482. Swap the labels on all the lemonade and vodka bottles.
483. Run around waving a sword from the toy section while shouting "Eulaliaaaaaa! Give 'em blood 'n' vinegar!"
;)
489. Open up one of there tents and make camp there.
501. Dress up as Mr. Monopoly and try to extort people that Mr. Monopoly owns Wal-Mart, so they have to pay the rent of $500,000,00.
Even faster way to get thrown out ...
504: Stand behind the customers at the checkout watching them enter their pin numbers.
505: Dress up in futuristic clothing and walk around saying how quaint and old fashioned all the latest gadgets are, and that you remember learning about them in History class.
Well, if you are going to get kicked out anyway....
516. Put BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! signs on all the shelves.
531: Set off ALL the fireworks in one go.
532: Set off the water sprinklers.
533: Start playing Heavy Metal with there gitars.
530: Dress up as a security guard and ask random shoppers to open their bags after they've been through the checkout, then break eggs into the open bags.
537. Shout out the Greek Alphibet through a Megaphone.
594. Tell the store manager the 593 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart that we have done already.
That's more likely to get you hired as the Security Expert. ;)
595: Try to stage a fake police raid at Wal-Mart.
Hahaha lol :D
That was a mental image I did not want to see.
668: get some friends, open some instruments from some boxes, and start playing the acoustic cover of Skrillex's "First Of The Year" on a tall platform.
Uheheh, I accidentally set off one of those doors while on Vacation. The manager had to shut off the alarm.
Yeeees!
678: go to the garden section, and pretend to be a dryad.
We mostly (pretty much not at all) don't do this. Basic pranks like dressing like a hobo won't get you in trouble. We don't really do serious things like staging a kidnapping or anything. :P
We're not that crazy. :)
Well, never mind.
Aye, never moind zat. Ve're crazier! *Lopzided grin*
\___/
I think you guys could use a Psychologist I as a matter of fact am planing to go into psychology so when I get my degree Feel free to come to me... and if you don't ill come to you.
O_O
725: Try on all the clothes.
724: Kill Wylder for not letting the whole teasing thing drop, and not getting that it's an RP through his thick skull.
726: Grab the fish fingers from the frozen food aisle and the custard from wherever you get custard, then after cooking the food, sit in the middle of a random aisle, dipping the fish fingers in the custard.
727: With a friend, cosplay as the Doctor and one of his companions, then proceed to act out an entire episode in the middle of the store.
729: Be murdered by Corny in the middle of the store... :'(
736: Or, alternatively, gather a bunch of homeless people, tell them you'll buy them anything they want... then, sort of, just wander off.
#760: Coat yourself in butter and slide along the floor yelling "Slip and slide!"
793: Take as many items into the bathrooms as you can leave them in there and go back for more as many times as you can.
The one Barny song ;D
809 Accidentally eat all the worms that are sold as beat in the Sporting Goods section.
xD
and then releasing it suddenly >:D
I didn't know Walmart sold fish.
825: Release all the live worms in the fishing section.
830. Rip open all pillows.
831. Rob Store.
848. Take a friend and put a price tag on him, then take him to the front of the store and complain to the cashier that you can buy the same product elsewhere for ten cents cheaper and insist that they match the price.
849. Start eating the candy while your waiting in line and pretend you thought it was complimentary.
881. Put on Hazmat suits, block the store entrances and tell everyone that a hazardous disease had been released in the store and that they all had to remain quarantined inside.
882. Take one of the cart pusher things and collect about thirty or so carts and block about ten open cash registers claiming you're machine broke down.
883. Complain loudly to the manager at the gun section that you demand to Try Out in-store all of the guns before you decide on a purchase.
884. Rob the Place.
885. Get onto one of the Elderly shopping carts, put a siren on it and pull all the elderly shoppers over, and give them speeding tickets.
Laughing out loud. One of my friends and my teacher are Costco fanboys.
What if the ferret has seen you read redwall?
1007. Clean the bathrooms.
1007. Dress up as the manager and tell employees they're fired.
Question: is this?
Option 1: EPIC!!!!
votes: 52
Option 2: LOL out of my chair!
votes: 50
Option 3: Bad 
votes: 5
votes: 5
Title: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on May 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM
Post by: winifred on May 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM
This is simple and hilarious.
We just keep making up ways to get kicked out of walmart till we reach #1,000.
(Please abide by forum rules!)
#1.Set all the alarm clocks at 10 minute intervals throughout the day.
#2.Turn on all the checkout lights that are off, on.And all the ones that are on, off.
#3.Grab some friends and make them help you turn on all the singing toys at once and then act as condutor.
#4.Have a shopping cart race with a friend.Every time one of you knock something over, put 10 seconds on your/his time. By the time your kicked out you wont know who won. :D
#5.Put random bags of candy in random peoples carts.
#6.Find a princess costume, put it on, grab a wand and stand on the stepladder, whenever someone walks bye say "Your wish is granted!"
#7.Hand out Target coupons at the front door.
;D ;D ;D
We just keep making up ways to get kicked out of walmart till we reach #1,000.
(Please abide by forum rules!)
#1.Set all the alarm clocks at 10 minute intervals throughout the day.
#2.Turn on all the checkout lights that are off, on.And all the ones that are on, off.
#3.Grab some friends and make them help you turn on all the singing toys at once and then act as condutor.
#4.Have a shopping cart race with a friend.Every time one of you knock something over, put 10 seconds on your/his time. By the time your kicked out you wont know who won. :D
#5.Put random bags of candy in random peoples carts.
#6.Find a princess costume, put it on, grab a wand and stand on the stepladder, whenever someone walks bye say "Your wish is granted!"
#7.Hand out Target coupons at the front door.
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Captain Tammo on May 04, 2012, 01:20:11 AM
Post by: Captain Tammo on May 04, 2012, 01:20:11 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH That's awesome!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rakkety tam on May 04, 2012, 04:16:34 AM
Post by: rakkety tam on May 04, 2012, 04:16:34 AM
8 spill some soap then slide on it down the isle
9 get a bunch of nerf guns and foam swords and start shooting everyone with them while yelling RRRRRRREEDDDDWWAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!
9 get a bunch of nerf guns and foam swords and start shooting everyone with them while yelling RRRRRRREEDDDDWWAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 04, 2012, 10:13:20 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 04, 2012, 10:13:20 AM
10. Run around yelling 'HELP, FIRE, MURDER!'
11. Wait behind a shelf and pounce on people.
12. Grab all the candy and shove it in random peoples' faces.
13. Offer candy to little kids to annoy their parents.
14. Grab something out of someone's shopping cart and replace it with the same thing in a different brand. ;D
15. Stand by the shelf with chocolate on it and badger people until they buy some.
16. Pour oil on the floor next to the checkout.
11. Wait behind a shelf and pounce on people.
12. Grab all the candy and shove it in random peoples' faces.
13. Offer candy to little kids to annoy their parents.
14. Grab something out of someone's shopping cart and replace it with the same thing in a different brand. ;D
15. Stand by the shelf with chocolate on it and badger people until they buy some.
16. Pour oil on the floor next to the checkout.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rakkety tam on May 04, 2012, 06:00:51 PM
Post by: rakkety tam on May 04, 2012, 06:00:51 PM
17 use the bathroom in there toilet thats on display
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: eualaia on May 04, 2012, 06:12:18 PM
Post by: eualaia on May 04, 2012, 06:12:18 PM
play baseball in the middle of walmart
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 04, 2012, 11:29:49 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 04, 2012, 11:29:49 PM
Grab as many snack bags off the shelves as you can, and stuff all of it in your face
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: MatthiasMan on May 05, 2012, 12:26:27 AM
Post by: MatthiasMan on May 05, 2012, 12:26:27 AM
20. Take all the legos and build a throne from them to sit in.
21. Take the nerf guns and set up targets right next to the store clerks desk.
21. Take the nerf guns and set up targets right next to the store clerks desk.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 05, 2012, 01:47:42 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 05, 2012, 01:47:42 AM
22. Pitch a tent in the middle of the store, play guitar, and sing 'I'm not wearing underpants today!!!'
23. Rollerskate down the aisles singing the aforementioned song.
24. Tell people what to buy.
23. Rollerskate down the aisles singing the aforementioned song.
24. Tell people what to buy.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mad Maudie on May 05, 2012, 02:08:18 AM
Post by: Mad Maudie on May 05, 2012, 02:08:18 AM
oh my gosh once there was this dude who was pretending to fight people with a light saber he was like 25!
24. take a box of granola bars a table and put toothpicks on them and pretend to be giving out free samples.
25. sit in the produce section and throw lemons at people yelling "Here are life's lemons!
24. take a box of granola bars a table and put toothpicks on them and pretend to be giving out free samples.
25. sit in the produce section and throw lemons at people yelling "Here are life's lemons!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: MatthiasMan on May 05, 2012, 02:47:54 AM
Post by: MatthiasMan on May 05, 2012, 02:47:54 AM
26. Go to the art isle and start painting murals all over the walls.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 05, 2012, 02:54:15 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 05, 2012, 02:54:15 AM
27. Grab peoples' carts and tell them you'll check out their stuff for them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on May 05, 2012, 03:17:59 AM
Post by: winifred on May 05, 2012, 03:17:59 AM
28. Run to the make up isle and yell "THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN ISLE 4!!!!!"
29. walk up to an old man and say "Grandpa your alive it's a miricale!!Etc."
30. Walk up to a random person and say "I haven't seen you in FOREVER!" And start a conversation, see if they play along to avoid emmbarisment.
31. Mix up all the CDs and when someone comes to put them back in order, scream at them and mix them up again.
32. If anyone comes within a hundred feet of you, start screaming and yell Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
33.Buy popcorn and throw it at people like theyv'e got married.
34.take all the barcode stickers off the fruit and put it on one piece of fruit. Go to chechout attempt to check it out, hopefully the fruit is unreconizable. ;D
29. walk up to an old man and say "Grandpa your alive it's a miricale!!Etc."
30. Walk up to a random person and say "I haven't seen you in FOREVER!" And start a conversation, see if they play along to avoid emmbarisment.
31. Mix up all the CDs and when someone comes to put them back in order, scream at them and mix them up again.
32. If anyone comes within a hundred feet of you, start screaming and yell Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
33.Buy popcorn and throw it at people like theyv'e got married.
34.take all the barcode stickers off the fruit and put it on one piece of fruit. Go to chechout attempt to check it out, hopefully the fruit is unreconizable. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 05, 2012, 07:56:31 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 05, 2012, 07:56:31 AM
35. Follow one of the staff around badgering them to give you a piggyback. ;D
36. Throw a tantrum because you want candy, even though you're by yourself.
37. Go in at closing time dressed like a hobo, and set up a sleeping bag in the store.
38. Bring some friends and play around the closed checkout.
36. Throw a tantrum because you want candy, even though you're by yourself.
37. Go in at closing time dressed like a hobo, and set up a sleeping bag in the store.
38. Bring some friends and play around the closed checkout.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WildDoogyPlumm on May 05, 2012, 11:33:26 AM
Post by: WildDoogyPlumm on May 05, 2012, 11:33:26 AM
I was drinking water while reading the top post and I had to swallow before I started laughing.
39. Stand next to the checkout desk and give everyone CVS and Walgreens coupons.
40. Find the stuffed animals and if you find a cat, pretend it's Tsarmina and yell at her. No one will have a clue what you're doing.
39. Stand next to the checkout desk and give everyone CVS and Walgreens coupons.
40. Find the stuffed animals and if you find a cat, pretend it's Tsarmina and yell at her. No one will have a clue what you're doing.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on May 05, 2012, 04:51:39 PM
Post by: winifred on May 05, 2012, 04:51:39 PM
lol :D
41
Have a contest to see who can throw the object the farthest over all the isles
42
Sing "We are family" to everyone who walks by.
43
Set off soda rockets in the drinks isle
44
Set up a full scale figurine battle war o Spiderman v.s. Transformers in the middle of the toys isle
45
Cast your own radio show over the intercom
46
start broadcasting Kmart comercials ovr the intercom
47 Announce (over the intercom) that there is a sale on everything in the electronics department and the first 10 people to get there gets a FREE TV, then see what happens. ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
41
Have a contest to see who can throw the object the farthest over all the isles
42
Sing "We are family" to everyone who walks by.
43
Set off soda rockets in the drinks isle
44
Set up a full scale figurine battle war o Spiderman v.s. Transformers in the middle of the toys isle
45
Cast your own radio show over the intercom
46
start broadcasting Kmart comercials ovr the intercom
47 Announce (over the intercom) that there is a sale on everything in the electronics department and the first 10 people to get there gets a FREE TV, then see what happens. ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rakkety tam on May 06, 2012, 01:33:26 AM
Post by: rakkety tam on May 06, 2012, 01:33:26 AM
48 show up at in a hazmat suit saying the store has been contaminated with a deadly cat virus and could kill there cats and make everyone leave then u start eating all there fruit when they are gone
sadly i have done 24
sadly i have done 24
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 06, 2012, 04:50:02 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 06, 2012, 04:50:02 AM
Lol
Start to sing or crack jokes over the announcing intercom :P
Start to sing or crack jokes over the announcing intercom :P
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: MatthiasMan on May 06, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
Post by: MatthiasMan on May 06, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
50. Get a skateboard and swerve around all the customers.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rakkety tam on May 06, 2012, 08:04:36 PM
Post by: rakkety tam on May 06, 2012, 08:04:36 PM
51 go around and if u see som1 putting something in there buggy say they are banished from walmart
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 06, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 06, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
52. Spill laundry soap all around the aisles
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: eualaia on May 07, 2012, 04:37:30 AM
Post by: eualaia on May 07, 2012, 04:37:30 AM
yell minecraft the whole time yor there
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on May 07, 2012, 06:17:00 PM
Post by: winifred on May 07, 2012, 06:17:00 PM
just a reminder try to number them so we can reach 1,000 alittle more easily without confusion ;)
54.put girls clothes in guy carts and guy clothes in girl carts.
55.Announce calmly over the intercom: Today is the end of the world and there is a sale in aisle 2
56.Start dancing througnh the whole store
57.Sing christmas caroles out loud (preferably in summertime ;D )
58.Grab some friends and sing in the music section, when people start to stare just say: This is the music section, I thought you'd like some live music, then continue
59.go in a dressing room and state loudly: There's no toilet in here!
60.put money on the floor, when someone tries to pick it up yell at them and walk off with a scowl ;D ;D ;D
54.put girls clothes in guy carts and guy clothes in girl carts.
55.Announce calmly over the intercom: Today is the end of the world and there is a sale in aisle 2
56.Start dancing througnh the whole store
57.Sing christmas caroles out loud (preferably in summertime ;D )
58.Grab some friends and sing in the music section, when people start to stare just say: This is the music section, I thought you'd like some live music, then continue
59.go in a dressing room and state loudly: There's no toilet in here!
60.put money on the floor, when someone tries to pick it up yell at them and walk off with a scowl ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rakkety tam on May 07, 2012, 06:30:57 PM
Post by: rakkety tam on May 07, 2012, 06:30:57 PM
61 announce everything in the store is now 99 percent off on the intercom
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on May 07, 2012, 08:13:28 PM
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on May 07, 2012, 08:13:28 PM
62. declare a pillow fight in the furniture area.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dannflor on May 07, 2012, 08:39:47 PM
Post by: Dannflor on May 07, 2012, 08:39:47 PM
snatch all the chips in it and eat it all by myself
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: psybox on May 07, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
Post by: psybox on May 07, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
64. use it as a free running playground
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 07, 2012, 09:15:50 PM
Post by: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 07, 2012, 09:15:50 PM
65. Hide in a dryer, then then someone opens it, scream and smack their faces
66. Go up to some one and say, "Congratulations! You've won a hand smack!"
Random person: "What?"
You: *Smacks, then runs off giggling madly*
67: Go up to someone and say, "Tell me if this looks infected."
66. Go up to some one and say, "Congratulations! You've won a hand smack!"
Random person: "What?"
You: *Smacks, then runs off giggling madly*
67: Go up to someone and say, "Tell me if this looks infected."
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on May 07, 2012, 10:16:05 PM
Post by: winifred on May 07, 2012, 10:16:05 PM
lol :D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on May 07, 2012, 11:08:25 PM
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on May 07, 2012, 11:08:25 PM
Quote from: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 07, 2012, 09:15:50 PMHAHAHA!
65. Hide in a dryer, then then someone opens it, scream and smack their faces
66. Go up to some one and say, "Congratulations! You've won a hand smack!"
Random person: "What?"
You: *Smacks, then runs off giggling madly*
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 08, 2012, 12:13:45 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 08, 2012, 12:13:45 AM
Switch the items in the laundry section with the items in the fruit section
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on May 08, 2012, 12:14:38 AM
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on May 08, 2012, 12:14:38 AM
then switch the items in the fruit section with the items in the media section!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 08, 2012, 12:15:23 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on May 08, 2012, 12:15:23 AM
Grab a black marker, and scratch out the titles on the DVDs in the media section.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: MatthiasMan on May 08, 2012, 12:56:36 AM
Post by: MatthiasMan on May 08, 2012, 12:56:36 AM
71. Put on sale tags on every item, for 80% off.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 08, 2012, 02:31:50 AM
Post by: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 08, 2012, 02:31:50 AM
71. Call the cops and say that a clerk just assaulted you. Though she was just trying to kill that spider on your shoulder..
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 08, 2012, 09:58:14 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 08, 2012, 09:58:14 AM
72. Juggle with the items at the checkout.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dannflor on May 08, 2012, 06:25:09 PM
Post by: Dannflor on May 08, 2012, 06:25:09 PM
Take a pellet gun and break it put it back and seal the package so that when a person buys it they get mad and quit going there
Quote from: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 08, 2012, 02:31:50 AMha ha ha ha hahe ha ha ha
71. Call the cops and say that a clerk just assaulted you. Though she was just trying to kill that spider on your shoulder..
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dannflor on May 08, 2012, 06:26:21 PM
Post by: Dannflor on May 08, 2012, 06:26:21 PM
Quote from: Dannflor on May 08, 2012, 06:25:09 PM74
Take a pellet gun and break it put it back and seal the package so that when a person buys it they get mad and quit going thereQuote from: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 08, 2012, 02:31:50 AMha ha ha ha hahe ha ha ha
71. Call the cops and say that a clerk just assaulted you. Though she was just trying to kill that spider on your shoulder..
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: AbbotAlf0805 on June 02, 2012, 12:15:06 AM
Post by: AbbotAlf0805 on June 02, 2012, 12:15:06 AM
75: open candy bags before you go to the counter and sit in the hall and eat them. :D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwaller on June 02, 2012, 12:25:47 AM
Post by: Redwaller on June 02, 2012, 12:25:47 AM
76. Open all the animal food and scatter it all over the floor!
77. Do the above, but instead of scattering it, mix it!
77. Do the above, but instead of scattering it, mix it!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Bluefire on June 04, 2012, 02:27:33 AM
Post by: Bluefire on June 04, 2012, 02:27:33 AM
LOL, these are hilarious :D
78. Announe that walmart is closing down when it's not
79.say really loudly, "havent you heard that rumor about the fungus on the food in walmart?"
78. Announe that walmart is closing down when it's not
79.say really loudly, "havent you heard that rumor about the fungus on the food in walmart?"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on June 04, 2012, 02:31:40 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on June 04, 2012, 02:31:40 AM
Squirt ketchup all over the floor, pretend it's blood,and yell Oh No! The Redwall vermin are attacking!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Bluefire on June 04, 2012, 04:52:33 PM
Post by: Bluefire on June 04, 2012, 04:52:33 PM
this has to be 1 of my favorite topics
81. Put real animals in the stuffed animals aisle
81. Put real animals in the stuffed animals aisle
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on June 09, 2012, 01:57:45 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on June 09, 2012, 01:57:45 PM
Lol!
Put a lock on the freezer items, with a code that opens it, and only you can understand it :D
Put a lock on the freezer items, with a code that opens it, and only you can understand it :D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: MatthiasMan on June 09, 2012, 05:40:14 PM
Post by: MatthiasMan on June 09, 2012, 05:40:14 PM
82. Ask the clerk if he or she can do the hokey-pokey.
*Turns on a boom box and dance*
"You put your left foot on
You put your left foot out.
You put your left foot in
And shake it all about. . ."
*Turns on a boom box and dance*
"You put your left foot on
You put your left foot out.
You put your left foot in
And shake it all about. . ."
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Griffen on June 10, 2012, 05:36:56 AM
Post by: Griffen on June 10, 2012, 05:36:56 AM
83. run around the store and yell "i just lost the game!" till the employees start chasing you then leave as fast as possible.
oh and here y'all go....
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=870.0 (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=870.0)
oh and here y'all go....
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=870.0 (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=870.0)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on June 29, 2012, 03:50:37 AM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on June 29, 2012, 03:50:37 AM
84. laugh at every one.
85. brake all the doors down that say employees only
85. brake all the doors down that say employees only
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on June 29, 2012, 03:54:41 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on June 29, 2012, 03:54:41 AM
86. Start yelling out random names of random food items and run all around the store
87. Get everyone in the store to do the Michael Jackson Thriller dance
87. Get everyone in the store to do the Michael Jackson Thriller dance
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Eustace Scrubb on June 29, 2012, 09:43:42 PM
Post by: Eustace Scrubb on June 29, 2012, 09:43:42 PM
88. Run into the store and yell "What's the year?"
When someone tells you, you run out screaming "It worked!!!!"
When someone tells you, you run out screaming "It worked!!!!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on June 29, 2012, 09:46:20 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on June 29, 2012, 09:46:20 PM
89. Do the chicken dance in the middle of the store
90. Slide an invisible rope where ever the co workers work
90. Slide an invisible rope where ever the co workers work
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: W0NWILL on June 30, 2012, 09:21:44 AM
Post by: W0NWILL on June 30, 2012, 09:21:44 AM
91: Do ninja attacks on every other person that walks in the door
92: Take a nap on a popular item and when someone asks you to move say, 'I'm tired. Maybe tomorrow.' and keep on snoring.
93: Sing random Redwall songs at the top of your voice.
"OH IT'S HARD AND DRY WHEN THE SUN IS HIGH AND THE DUST IS IN YOUR THROAT!"
92: Take a nap on a popular item and when someone asks you to move say, 'I'm tired. Maybe tomorrow.' and keep on snoring.
93: Sing random Redwall songs at the top of your voice.
"OH IT'S HARD AND DRY WHEN THE SUN IS HIGH AND THE DUST IS IN YOUR THROAT!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on June 30, 2012, 06:54:01 PM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on June 30, 2012, 06:54:01 PM
Haha nice one
94: take the legos and build a huge battle seen MOC.
95: Throw food at people.
96: eat lots of food.
97: put drink all over peolpe.
98: put up a pool in the middle of the store and and tell all the kids to swim with you.
99: brake all the tv screens.
And now for the 100 : only say "hi" 100 times
"hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi"
"hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi"
"hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi"
"hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi"
94: take the legos and build a huge battle seen MOC.
95: Throw food at people.
96: eat lots of food.
97: put drink all over peolpe.
98: put up a pool in the middle of the store and and tell all the kids to swim with you.
99: brake all the tv screens.
And now for the 100 : only say "hi" 100 times
"hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi"
"hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi"
"hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi"
"hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi""hi"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Griffen on July 01, 2012, 03:34:29 AM
Post by: Griffen on July 01, 2012, 03:34:29 AM
bowl is more entertaining, please shorten those up by pressing the "enter" button... you stracvhed the screen, thanks
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 01, 2012, 03:38:44 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 01, 2012, 03:38:44 AM
Yes, Leatho, please don't stretch the screen.
Get a squirt gun, and fill it with honey. Squirt honey all over the aisles, and on the vegetable section.
Get a squirt gun, and fill it with honey. Squirt honey all over the aisles, and on the vegetable section.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 28, 2012, 03:57:44 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 28, 2012, 03:57:44 AM
102. Go to the fruit section and take a bite out of every apple. Then do the same thing with the pears. Cut a slice out of every orange and eat it.
103. Get down boxes of toothpaste and a toothbrush and use one of the toothpastes to clean your teeth. Then clean your teeth with the next toothpaste...then the next one...then the next one. Keep on doing it until someone stops you.
104. Paint yourself green and stand next to the cucumbers. Say 'BOO!' to people who come to buy them.
105. Tell everyone that the staff are zombies.
103. Get down boxes of toothpaste and a toothbrush and use one of the toothpastes to clean your teeth. Then clean your teeth with the next toothpaste...then the next one...then the next one. Keep on doing it until someone stops you.
104. Paint yourself green and stand next to the cucumbers. Say 'BOO!' to people who come to buy them.
105. Tell everyone that the staff are zombies.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: W0NWILL on July 28, 2012, 04:40:42 AM
Post by: W0NWILL on July 28, 2012, 04:40:42 AM
106: Say BRAINS! and zombie walk around the asiles.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 28, 2012, 06:11:48 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 28, 2012, 06:11:48 PM
107: The only thing that you buy are corn chips and you start spending the night so that you can get more cornchips and then you skip work so that you can get more cornchips, ect.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 28, 2012, 06:19:53 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 28, 2012, 06:19:53 PM
108. Sing "My heart will go on by Celine Dion in a really loud and bad voice, and run all around the store while singing it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 28, 2012, 10:36:15 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 28, 2012, 10:36:15 PM
109. Bring your ferret in. Let it see the pet food, but don't let it have any. Open some chip containers and put them in front of your ferret. Then let it go.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 28, 2012, 10:37:29 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 28, 2012, 10:37:29 PM
110. Take out all of the ice cream goods, and put all of them in the microwaves so the contents melt.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 28, 2012, 10:38:57 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 28, 2012, 10:38:57 PM
111. Take down all the banners and drape them around yourself.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 28, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 28, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
112. Bring in a pair of scissors, and cut up the curtains in the home decor section
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dawnwing on July 29, 2012, 07:01:10 AM
Post by: Dawnwing on July 29, 2012, 07:01:10 AM
113. Go around pointing at random objects and shouting "WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 29, 2012, 10:39:35 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on July 29, 2012, 10:39:35 PM
^^Haha, good one.
114. Announce over the intercom that all the staff members are drunk.
115. Bring in a cage of mice and let them out!!
114. Announce over the intercom that all the staff members are drunk.
115. Bring in a cage of mice and let them out!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on July 29, 2012, 11:01:35 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on July 29, 2012, 11:01:35 PM
116. Go around kissing all of the customers.
117. Take a bite out of all of the produce.
117. Take a bite out of all of the produce.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: W0NWILL on July 29, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Post by: W0NWILL on July 29, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
118: Scatter packs of ramon around the store. The flavouring too.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on July 29, 2012, 11:04:19 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on July 29, 2012, 11:04:19 PM
119. Take all of the soda bottles and shake them up, then put them back.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: W0NWILL on July 29, 2012, 11:06:12 PM
Post by: W0NWILL on July 29, 2012, 11:06:12 PM
120: Drug the food
121: Poison the food
122: Paint mustaches with yogurt on random people's faces
121: Poison the food
122: Paint mustaches with yogurt on random people's faces
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on July 29, 2012, 11:08:04 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on July 29, 2012, 11:08:04 PM
123: Open up all of the DVD cases and swap them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 30, 2012, 01:01:20 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 30, 2012, 01:01:20 AM
124.Walking around in underware while shouting "I am in underware, everybody!
Come and see me!".
Come and see me!".
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 30, 2012, 01:09:17 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 30, 2012, 01:09:17 AM
125. Start to squirt whipped cream all over the aisles
And Lol Ungatt, that's funny :P
And Lol Ungatt, that's funny :P
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Primrosewarrior on July 30, 2012, 01:12:17 AM
Post by: Primrosewarrior on July 30, 2012, 01:12:17 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on July 30, 2012, 01:01:20 AMThats so wrong!!! (and funny!)
124.Walking around in underware while shouting "I am in underware, everybody!
Come and see me!".
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 30, 2012, 01:12:40 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on July 30, 2012, 01:12:40 AM
Quote from: Primrosewarrior on July 30, 2012, 01:12:17 AMHa ha! That is funny!Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on July 30, 2012, 01:01:20 AMThats so wrong!!! (and funny!)
124.Walking around in underware while shouting "I am in underware, everybody!
Come and see me!".
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wisteria Wild Cat on July 30, 2012, 03:51:46 PM
Post by: Wisteria Wild Cat on July 30, 2012, 03:51:46 PM
126. Run around promoting Allstate by saying, no, yelling, "YOU COULD SAVE $500 WITH ALLSTATE, SO SWITCH TODAY!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on July 30, 2012, 05:44:30 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on July 30, 2012, 05:44:30 PM
127. Bring a buddy and cans of silly spray. Have a silly spray war all over the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: W0NWILL on September 24, 2012, 04:09:24 PM
Post by: W0NWILL on September 24, 2012, 04:09:24 PM
128) Hang around the icecream isle singing 'What would you do, for a klondike bar?'
129) Talk about how better the prices are at Target and Meijer.
130) Point to random items and say, 'Wow! It's a wonder what these muggles can dream up!' or 'How can muggles get by without magic?"
129) Talk about how better the prices are at Target and Meijer.
130) Point to random items and say, 'Wow! It's a wonder what these muggles can dream up!' or 'How can muggles get by without magic?"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 24, 2012, 04:22:53 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 24, 2012, 04:22:53 PM
131: Rip all the bags you can find open
132: Send shopping carts zooming down the aisles.
132: Send shopping carts zooming down the aisles.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on September 24, 2012, 04:33:58 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on September 24, 2012, 04:33:58 PM
133. Grab a stranger, look them dead in the face and say, "These socks that I'm wearing? I stole them. From this store. They're fuzzy!" It's even funnier if you're wearing flip flops.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 24, 2012, 08:17:41 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 24, 2012, 08:17:41 PM
134: Run up to people and steal groceries from their carts
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on September 24, 2012, 09:49:57 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on September 24, 2012, 09:49:57 PM
135: Near Halloween, dress up as the Grim Reaper and just stand there, in an isle, doing nothing. Then, when someone walks up to you, jump out and scare them.
136: Sort of the same idea as 135, but this time dress up as a weeping angel. Stand there in a scary pose and just stare at people as they walk by, not moving. See how many people try not to blink! If they do blink or turn away, try to grab them and scare them.
136: Sort of the same idea as 135, but this time dress up as a weeping angel. Stand there in a scary pose and just stare at people as they walk by, not moving. See how many people try not to blink! If they do blink or turn away, try to grab them and scare them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Skyblade on September 25, 2012, 12:47:58 AM
Post by: Skyblade on September 25, 2012, 12:47:58 AM
137. Bring a chair from the chair aisle and some popcorn and sit eating in front of the TVs on display.
138. Get a price tag from something and put it on yourself, then stand in the pet aisle.
139.If you see a sign that says Walmart on it write below it in red "stinks".
140.Walk up to a random person and cry loudly into their shoulder.
141.Walk up to an employee in the shoes aisle and ask for a cheeseburger.
138. Get a price tag from something and put it on yourself, then stand in the pet aisle.
139.If you see a sign that says Walmart on it write below it in red "stinks".
140.Walk up to a random person and cry loudly into their shoulder.
141.Walk up to an employee in the shoes aisle and ask for a cheeseburger.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on September 25, 2012, 03:40:32 PM
Post by: Rusvul on September 25, 2012, 03:40:32 PM
these are all so awesome!
138: run around the store screaming I FARTED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
139: bring a bag of snowballs and throw them at people. this is best if you are somewhere hot where people are unused to cold.
140: walk up to a random person and put them in a headlock
138: run around the store screaming I FARTED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
139: bring a bag of snowballs and throw them at people. this is best if you are somewhere hot where people are unused to cold.
140: walk up to a random person and put them in a headlock
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 26, 2012, 03:25:56 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 26, 2012, 03:25:56 AM
141: Go beserk and climb all over the shelves like a squirrel
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on September 26, 2012, 01:30:17 PM
Post by: Rusvul on September 26, 2012, 01:30:17 PM
142: tackle the manager of the store and say: hahahaha! i've got you this time! i will have my revenge!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on September 26, 2012, 03:45:02 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on September 26, 2012, 03:45:02 PM
143: Run around shouting out the Tarzan yell.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 27, 2012, 12:43:51 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 27, 2012, 12:43:51 AM
144. Put up a sign advertising yodeling classes (even if you don't know how to yodel).
145. Run around yelling 'THE VACUUM CLEANERS ARE BOOBY TRAPPED!'
146. Actually booby trap the vacuum cleaners, but don't yell about it. ;D
147. Follow one of the staff members round, tapping them on the shoulder.
148. Go up to a staff member and say 'You made a mistake.'
149. Dress up as a lion and roar at people as they go past.
150. Hide one arm under your jumper and put loads of little pink lollies on a tray with toothpicks. Put up a sign that says, 'Samples of my arm'. ;D ;D ;D
145. Run around yelling 'THE VACUUM CLEANERS ARE BOOBY TRAPPED!'
146. Actually booby trap the vacuum cleaners, but don't yell about it. ;D
147. Follow one of the staff members round, tapping them on the shoulder.
148. Go up to a staff member and say 'You made a mistake.'
149. Dress up as a lion and roar at people as they go past.
150. Hide one arm under your jumper and put loads of little pink lollies on a tray with toothpicks. Put up a sign that says, 'Samples of my arm'. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on September 27, 2012, 12:56:15 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on September 27, 2012, 12:56:15 AM
151. You push down a shelf wich starts a chain reaction and all the shelfs start falling on each other like dominos and it gos on and on...
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 27, 2012, 01:03:14 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 27, 2012, 01:03:14 AM
152. Run to the store manager yelling, "MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on September 27, 2012, 01:13:55 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on September 27, 2012, 01:13:55 AM
153. Read to the manager all the 152 ways to get kicked out of Walmart (not this on because your doing it at this moment).
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 27, 2012, 01:23:19 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on September 27, 2012, 01:23:19 AM
154. Follow a store helper around, poking their shoulder and pestering, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ..."
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on September 27, 2012, 12:45:46 PM
Post by: Rusvul on September 27, 2012, 12:45:46 PM
Quote from: WarriorOfMossflower on September 27, 2012, 01:03:14 AMhahahahaha! or, better yet,
152. Run to the store manager yelling, "MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!"
155: say "baaaaaaaadraaaaaaaaang! you wont break me, i will return to kill you and take my father's sword! i am martin the warrior, son of luke the warrior!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on September 29, 2012, 05:42:54 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on September 29, 2012, 05:42:54 AM
156. Grab some bananas and pretend to shoot guns off ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on September 29, 2012, 04:40:34 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on September 29, 2012, 04:40:34 PM
157. Buy a bow with those fake plunger-tipped arrows. Shoot arrows at the customers.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: PrimroseWarrior on September 29, 2012, 05:09:29 PM
Post by: PrimroseWarrior on September 29, 2012, 05:09:29 PM
Lolz! I love that!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mad Maudie on October 16, 2012, 05:58:01 AM
Post by: Mad Maudie on October 16, 2012, 05:58:01 AM
Quote from: Skyblade on September 25, 2012, 12:47:58 AMi love 140!
137. Bring a chair from the chair aisle and some popcorn and sit eating in front of the TVs on display.
138. Get a price tag from something and put it on yourself, then stand in the pet aisle.
139.If you see a sign that says Walmart on it write below it in red "stinks".
140.Walk up to a random person and cry loudly into their shoulder.
141.Walk up to an employee in the shoes aisle and ask for a cheeseburger.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: W0NWILL on October 20, 2012, 01:14:49 AM
Post by: W0NWILL on October 20, 2012, 01:14:49 AM
158. Grab a bunch of friends and make a conga line.
159. Mutilate the stuffed animals.
160. Say to some kid, "Get me outta here!" preferably in front of their parents.
161. Say over the intercom, "You are all stalkers. Stop stalking me."
162. Say to every kid you can find, "Stranger danger! Say, I have some candy. It's in my car, want some?" Again, preferably in front of their parents.
163. Offer boxing lessons.
164. Have a pool noodle fight with a friend.
159. Mutilate the stuffed animals.
160. Say to some kid, "Get me outta here!" preferably in front of their parents.
161. Say over the intercom, "You are all stalkers. Stop stalking me."
162. Say to every kid you can find, "Stranger danger! Say, I have some candy. It's in my car, want some?" Again, preferably in front of their parents.
163. Offer boxing lessons.
164. Have a pool noodle fight with a friend.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on October 20, 2012, 02:31:57 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on October 20, 2012, 02:31:57 AM
Quote from: W0NWILL on October 20, 2012, 01:14:49 AMHa ha! I love numbers 159 and 163 :P
158. Grab a bunch of friends and make a conga line.
159. Mutilate the stuffed animals.
160. Say to some kid, "Get me outta here!" preferably in front of their parents.
161. Say over the intercom, "You are all stalkers. Stop stalking me."
162. Say to every kid you can find, "Stranger danger! Say, I have some candy. It's in my car, want some?" Again, preferably in front of their parents.
163. Offer boxing lessons.
164. Have a pool noodle fight with a friend.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Skipper on October 20, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Post by: Skipper on October 20, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
What 169?
165 (Is that right?)
Act like a mole and talk to all the customers
(Thura and Dingeye.)
165 (Is that right?)
Act like a mole and talk to all the customers
(Thura and Dingeye.)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on October 20, 2012, 05:43:49 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on October 20, 2012, 05:43:49 PM
Quote from: Skipper on October 20, 2012, 08:09:56 AMI meant to put 159, not 169, lol.
What 169?
165 (Is that right?)
Act like a mole and talk to all the customers
(Thura and Dingeye.)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on November 07, 2012, 10:13:14 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on November 07, 2012, 10:13:14 PM
166. Rock out on your air guitar, jumping off of walls, people, etc.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 07, 2012, 10:21:42 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 07, 2012, 10:21:42 PM
See how many people you can pinch and punch before you are arrested or killed lol!(there is no wallmart in nz so it s the warehouse for me)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on November 07, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on November 07, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
168. Stare at a random person for a minute; scream and point at them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 07, 2012, 10:29:42 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 07, 2012, 10:29:42 PM
Climb the highest shelf and tight rope to the next one!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: W0NWILL on November 07, 2012, 11:26:35 PM
Post by: W0NWILL on November 07, 2012, 11:26:35 PM
Could you number them? It makes it easier for other people.
170. Open all the freezers in the ice cream aisle, making the ice cream melt, thus making Walmart lose money.
170. Open all the freezers in the ice cream aisle, making the ice cream melt, thus making Walmart lose money.
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Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 08, 2012, 02:25:24 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 08, 2012, 02:25:24 AM
171. Do some "random dancing" from iCarly
172. Smash all of the eggs with a baseball bat ;D
172. Smash all of the eggs with a baseball bat ;D
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 08, 2012, 02:28:47 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 08, 2012, 02:28:47 AM
Get a golf cart and chase costomers with it
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Post by: Rainshadow on November 08, 2012, 03:09:48 AM
Post by: Rainshadow on November 08, 2012, 03:09:48 AM
174. Climb on top of an aisle shelf and start doing creepy laughing. My advice for the creepiest laugh: "NYAHAGNAHA!" (How to pronounce that:)
Don't listen to all five minutes of it or you'll go crazy!
[close]
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Post by: PrimroseWarrior on November 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Post by: PrimroseWarrior on November 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Oh. wow.
NYAHAGNAHA!
NYAHAGNAHA!
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on November 09, 2012, 04:54:41 PM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on November 09, 2012, 04:54:41 PM
175. Breath pepper and then sneeze on all the widows, one at a time.
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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 09, 2012, 08:50:03 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 09, 2012, 08:50:03 PM
176. Introduce yourself to someone. Then sneakily follow them around (but don't let them see you) and later on, introduce yourself to them again, but use a different name. ;D
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Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 10, 2012, 01:17:38 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 10, 2012, 01:17:38 AM
177. Make a mural on the walls, using chocolate pudding as paint ;D
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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 11, 2012, 08:17:46 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 11, 2012, 08:17:46 AM
178. Go up to a random person and ask for their autograph.
179. Fall in step with a random person and walk with them for a while. Then arrange a friend to walk up to you after a while and then point to the random person you're walking with and say to the friend, 'Hi, [friend's name], this is my new friend!'
180. Start singing the Circus Afro song in the busiest part of the shop.
179. Fall in step with a random person and walk with them for a while. Then arrange a friend to walk up to you after a while and then point to the random person you're walking with and say to the friend, 'Hi, [friend's name], this is my new friend!'
180. Start singing the Circus Afro song in the busiest part of the shop.
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Post by: Orinoco on November 11, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
Post by: Orinoco on November 11, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
181. Follow someone around, and every time they pick up an item, give them three reasons not to buy it.
Rainshadow, I actually listened to that video for the whole five minutes and I didn't go crazy. :D ;)
Rainshadow, I actually listened to that video for the whole five minutes and I didn't go crazy. :D ;)
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Post by: Tam and Martin on November 12, 2012, 04:33:38 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on November 12, 2012, 04:33:38 PM
182. Go to the garden section and spill bags of potting soil
183. Clip the flowers off of plants and hand them out to people
184. Grab a container of weed killer and yell, "This works on people too!"
183. Clip the flowers off of plants and hand them out to people
184. Grab a container of weed killer and yell, "This works on people too!"
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on November 13, 2012, 08:14:40 PM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on November 13, 2012, 08:14:40 PM
Quote from: Orinoco on November 11, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
Rainshadow, I actually listened to that video for the whole five minutes and I didn't go crazy. :D ;)
Haha me to.
185. Build a pillow fort and than shoot eggs at people passing.
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Post by: Tam and Martin on November 15, 2012, 03:34:41 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on November 15, 2012, 03:34:41 PM
186. Shake up all the soda bottles and then take the cap off.......
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 15, 2012, 07:02:47 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 15, 2012, 07:02:47 PM
187.Pretend to be the sheriff of nottingham and arrest costomers who "dont pay their taxes"
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Post by: Tam and Martin on November 15, 2012, 07:09:25 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on November 15, 2012, 07:09:25 PM
Quote from: phoenixfoden on November 15, 2012, 07:02:47 PM
187.Pretend to be the sheriff of nottingham and arrest costomers who "dont pay their taxes"
:D
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Post by: Leatho Shellhound on November 15, 2012, 07:23:38 PM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on November 15, 2012, 07:23:38 PM
188. blow up half the building.
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 15, 2012, 07:35:16 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 15, 2012, 07:35:16 PM
189.blow up the other half of the building
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Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 16, 2012, 01:41:44 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 16, 2012, 01:41:44 AM
Quote from: phoenixfoden on November 15, 2012, 07:35:16 PMHa ha ha ;D
189.blow up the other half of the building
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Post by: Rusvul on November 16, 2012, 02:39:27 AM
Post by: Rusvul on November 16, 2012, 02:39:27 AM
one-eighty-ten: blow up the third half of the building!
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Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 16, 2012, 03:32:11 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 16, 2012, 03:32:11 PM
191: Blow up the food >:D
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Post by: gorath on November 16, 2012, 04:35:46 PM
Post by: gorath on November 16, 2012, 04:35:46 PM
195: Make a castle out of the legos, take all the bow, arrows and swords, and play Redwall!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: MatthiasMan on November 17, 2012, 02:15:22 PM
Post by: MatthiasMan on November 17, 2012, 02:15:22 PM
Some number: Climb up on the countertop and do a little jig. Then fall off. -Ow-
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Post by: Tam and Martin on November 17, 2012, 03:22:42 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on November 17, 2012, 03:22:42 PM
197: give people false money but tell them it's real
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Post by: Rainshadow on November 17, 2012, 04:35:38 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on November 17, 2012, 04:35:38 PM
198: Follow people around and step on the backs of their shoes, giggling each time. Or, you could also instead of giggling, say this: "Oh, sorry, it won't happen again." Each time. Then you do it again!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 17, 2012, 05:01:55 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 17, 2012, 05:01:55 PM
199. Get some friends. Ride bicycles through the store, with each bike having one friend pedaling behind and the other balancing slightly off their feet in the front, hanging on to the handlebars. And while you're dong it, scream out "Life is great, woohoo!!"
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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 17, 2012, 08:38:58 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 17, 2012, 08:38:58 PM
200: Walk around holding hands with a friend, and when someone walks close to you, make a little bridge with your arms and swing it over them. ;D
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Post by: UNKN0WN on November 17, 2012, 09:42:05 PM
Post by: UNKN0WN on November 17, 2012, 09:42:05 PM
Quote from: phoenixfoden on November 15, 2012, 07:35:16 PM
189.blow up the other half of the building
>:D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: MatthiasMan on November 20, 2012, 02:34:16 AM
Post by: MatthiasMan on November 20, 2012, 02:34:16 AM
Some number: Get a reaf blower, turn it on, go to the clerk and suck off their face. Then shoot it onto another persons face.
-Squidward laugh-
-Squidward laugh-
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Post by: Wisteria Wild Cat on November 20, 2012, 02:58:52 AM
Post by: Wisteria Wild Cat on November 20, 2012, 02:58:52 AM
202. Run around and set everything on fire, but don't forget to sing the song, 'Set the World on Fire' as you're doing so.
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Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 20, 2012, 03:15:21 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 20, 2012, 03:15:21 AM
203. Wear caveman clothes and run all around the store screaming wildly
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 20, 2012, 03:22:13 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 20, 2012, 03:22:13 AM
204.get some dogs and cats and feed them the pet food
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Post by: Redwaller on November 20, 2012, 03:23:48 AM
Post by: Redwaller on November 20, 2012, 03:23:48 AM
205. Unpack all the toys and play with them.
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 20, 2012, 03:26:45 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 20, 2012, 03:26:45 AM
205.Make a water slide by spilling all the soft drinks
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Post by: Rusvul on November 20, 2012, 02:18:43 PM
Post by: Rusvul on November 20, 2012, 02:18:43 PM
207: run around saying "GIMME ALL YOUR MUNNIES!"
208: put fake puke everywhere
209: open the salt and the sugar, and change them out, so that the salt containers have sugar, and the sugar containers have salt
210: walk up to a random person and say "eeew, who farted?"
211: break every single glass item in the store
212: yell about palindromes
213: fine the strange thing about this post
213: (the real one) have a lengthy conversation with customer service where you never actually get to what you need help with
214: dip yourself in molasses and then hug random people
215: dip other people in molasses
216: summon the almighty herobrine
217: get a sledgehammer and break everything
phew, ten things, that's more than i've ever seen in one of these posts....
208: put fake puke everywhere
209: open the salt and the sugar, and change them out, so that the salt containers have sugar, and the sugar containers have salt
210: walk up to a random person and say "eeew, who farted?"
211: break every single glass item in the store
212: yell about palindromes
213: fine the strange thing about this post
213: (the real one) have a lengthy conversation with customer service where you never actually get to what you need help with
214: dip yourself in molasses and then hug random people
215: dip other people in molasses
216: summon the almighty herobrine
217: get a sledgehammer and break everything
phew, ten things, that's more than i've ever seen in one of these posts....
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on November 20, 2012, 11:42:01 PM
Post by: winifred on November 20, 2012, 11:42:01 PM
Gee I didn't know this was going so great! ;D
208: Go christmas caroling through all the aisles in Walmart (instead of down your block)
209: Buy every christmas tree in stock on Decmber 1
210: Have race with your friend who can ride the kiddie bikes the longest without getting thrown out.
211: go 2 the book section and take all the bestsellers out and hide them throughout the store.
212: tape a :) sticker to every bathroom mirror
213: Go 2 customer service and demand a refund for ______ when they ask for the receipt tell them you don't have it. If they ask for the item tell them you don't have it. When they refuse, scream, I'LL GET EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And storm out.
214: Go to the baking aisle with friends (come dressed in an apron and with a video camera) and start your own cooking show. demonstrate how to bake with a boxed cake recipe. place the finished product (all made with walmart items) in a walmart oven. (make sure you bring an already baked cake to star in your final scene!!!!)
215: drool over all the bags of candy in walmart
216:play a basket ball game with a walmart basketball
217: drink soda from the soda aisle
218:Hide in the middle of circular clothes racks and pop out and scare people.
219: scream at someone walking by, "You're about to step on a cockroach!!!!"
220: Play on the demo store nintendo the whole day, and whenever a kid wants a turn say, "I was here first!"
221: stare at the locked-behind-glass-wii games and press your face agaist the glass and make smears all over it!
phew! ;D
208: Go christmas caroling through all the aisles in Walmart (instead of down your block)
209: Buy every christmas tree in stock on Decmber 1
210: Have race with your friend who can ride the kiddie bikes the longest without getting thrown out.
211: go 2 the book section and take all the bestsellers out and hide them throughout the store.
212: tape a :) sticker to every bathroom mirror
213: Go 2 customer service and demand a refund for ______ when they ask for the receipt tell them you don't have it. If they ask for the item tell them you don't have it. When they refuse, scream, I'LL GET EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And storm out.
214: Go to the baking aisle with friends (come dressed in an apron and with a video camera) and start your own cooking show. demonstrate how to bake with a boxed cake recipe. place the finished product (all made with walmart items) in a walmart oven. (make sure you bring an already baked cake to star in your final scene!!!!)
215: drool over all the bags of candy in walmart
216:play a basket ball game with a walmart basketball
217: drink soda from the soda aisle
218:Hide in the middle of circular clothes racks and pop out and scare people.
219: scream at someone walking by, "You're about to step on a cockroach!!!!"
220: Play on the demo store nintendo the whole day, and whenever a kid wants a turn say, "I was here first!"
221: stare at the locked-behind-glass-wii games and press your face agaist the glass and make smears all over it!
phew! ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 20, 2012, 11:43:26 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 20, 2012, 11:43:26 PM
Spill all of the flour all over the aisles ;D
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 20, 2012, 11:56:29 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 20, 2012, 11:56:29 PM
223.find some rc cars and have a race!
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Post by: NinjaMonkey on November 22, 2012, 08:36:22 PM
Post by: NinjaMonkey on November 22, 2012, 08:36:22 PM
224. start a huge pie fight ;)
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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 22, 2012, 08:49:23 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 22, 2012, 08:49:23 PM
225: Shut off the power.
226: While the power is down, cover yourself in glow-in-the-dark items and run through the store, screaming at customers
227: Open the doors that say 'Fire Exit Only'
226: While the power is down, cover yourself in glow-in-the-dark items and run through the store, screaming at customers
227: Open the doors that say 'Fire Exit Only'
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 22, 2012, 09:09:46 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 22, 2012, 09:09:46 PM
228.Take bites out of all the food
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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 23, 2012, 03:49:58 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 23, 2012, 03:49:58 AM
229: Have a food fight
230: Open all the freezers
231: Start dancing Gangnam Style in the middle of the store and get everybody to join you
230: Open all the freezers
231: Start dancing Gangnam Style in the middle of the store and get everybody to join you
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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 24, 2012, 01:02:35 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 24, 2012, 01:02:35 AM
232. Go up to random teenage girls and say 'One Direction sucks!' and see if they punch you in the face. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 24, 2012, 01:07:55 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 24, 2012, 01:07:55 AM
233.if they do punch you punch a tough looking person and say they did it,causing a riot.
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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 24, 2012, 01:50:24 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 24, 2012, 01:50:24 AM
234. Hide behind shelves and chuck food at people
235. Dance on the checkout counter
236. Leave the water running in the bathrooms, causing a flood
235. Dance on the checkout counter
236. Leave the water running in the bathrooms, causing a flood
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 24, 2012, 02:07:23 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 24, 2012, 02:07:23 AM
237.use all the soap in the bathrooms
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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 24, 2012, 02:23:11 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 24, 2012, 02:23:11 AM
238. Cut holes in the clothing
239. Scream 'MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!' while holding a soda bottle, bag of candy, or something of the sort
240. Stand up in the basket of a shopping cart and have a friend zoom you around the store while both of you sing 'We wish you a merry Christmas...' *NOTE* 240 is better when done in mid-July
239. Scream 'MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!' while holding a soda bottle, bag of candy, or something of the sort
240. Stand up in the basket of a shopping cart and have a friend zoom you around the store while both of you sing 'We wish you a merry Christmas...' *NOTE* 240 is better when done in mid-July
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 24, 2012, 02:35:26 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 24, 2012, 02:35:26 AM
241. Bring some friends, and all dress up in fursuits. Stand at the ends of aisles and stare at people in a creepy way.
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 24, 2012, 02:45:10 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 24, 2012, 02:45:10 AM
241.go to the toilets and get all the toilet paper and wet it.make a huge ball of wat paper and throw it at a wall!
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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 24, 2012, 05:08:38 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 24, 2012, 05:08:38 AM
242. Go around ripping price tags off of things
243. Chuck any form of ball that bounces around the store
244. Get a motorized cart (whatever you call those handicap shopping carts) and crash into the first thing you see
243. Chuck any form of ball that bounces around the store
244. Get a motorized cart (whatever you call those handicap shopping carts) and crash into the first thing you see
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Post by: NinjaMonkey on November 24, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Post by: NinjaMonkey on November 24, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
WOW people, this has turned form getting kicked out of Walmart to getting behind bars;)......lol
i love reading these, very funny what bored people come up with:)
i love reading these, very funny what bored people come up with:)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 25, 2012, 08:39:17 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 25, 2012, 08:39:17 PM
Yes. Because we're that awesome. And bored.
245. Spray whipped cream in the manager's face
246. Open all the cards that have music at the same time
247. Roll spare tires down the aisles
248. Play a game of catch with an egg as the ball
245. Spray whipped cream in the manager's face
246. Open all the cards that have music at the same time
247. Roll spare tires down the aisles
248. Play a game of catch with an egg as the ball
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 25, 2012, 08:54:23 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 25, 2012, 08:54:23 PM
249.find the light switch and turn off all the lights.
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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 25, 2012, 09:11:37 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 25, 2012, 09:11:37 PM
250. Splash grease all over the floors and slide into people
251. Go up to people and randomly draw mustaches on them
252. Paint the walls with multiple neon colors
251. Go up to people and randomly draw mustaches on them
252. Paint the walls with multiple neon colors
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Post by: eualaia on November 28, 2012, 08:07:22 PM
Post by: eualaia on November 28, 2012, 08:07:22 PM
253: Grab all the sports gear and hide it in various places (preferably under shelves or locked bathroom stalls)
(actually done this ;D )
(actually done this ;D )
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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 28, 2012, 08:11:58 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on November 28, 2012, 08:11:58 PM
254.put on every item of clothing in the shop and run around the shop.
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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 29, 2012, 03:05:39 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 29, 2012, 03:05:39 AM
255: Rearrange things so that nobody can find what they're looking for.
256: Lather all items in glue so that they will stick to customers' hands
257: Fling globs of peanut butter at security cameras
256: Lather all items in glue so that they will stick to customers' hands
257: Fling globs of peanut butter at security cameras
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Post by: Rainshadow on November 29, 2012, 04:50:19 AM
Post by: Rainshadow on November 29, 2012, 04:50:19 AM
258. Hide inside the clothing racks and, when someone walks by, looking for clothes, scream "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!"
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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 29, 2012, 11:48:24 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 29, 2012, 11:48:24 PM
259: Strap wet bars of soap to your feet and try to skate around the store, knocking over as many people as you can
260: Start a congo line
261: Start doing the Macarena and force all customers to join you
260: Start a congo line
261: Start doing the Macarena and force all customers to join you
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwaller on November 29, 2012, 11:55:16 PM
Post by: Redwaller on November 29, 2012, 11:55:16 PM
262: Change the price tags. I. e: a one dollar can, exchanged for a hundred dollar stove.
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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 30, 2012, 12:58:44 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 30, 2012, 12:58:44 AM
263: Laugh like a maniac over the intercom
264: Grab a random person and tango down the aisles with them, trapping others between you
265: Grab a toy lightsabre and whack people
264: Grab a random person and tango down the aisles with them, trapping others between you
265: Grab a toy lightsabre and whack people
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dreamer on December 01, 2012, 06:32:55 PM
Post by: Dreamer on December 01, 2012, 06:32:55 PM
#266. dress up as pirites with ur friends and start raiding plundering and booting peoples shopping carts while screaming "ARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH YA GOT OFF EASY TODAY!"
#267. knock stuff off shelves and take them down. set them up at different angles in the isles and roll marbles and golf balls down them.
#268. take the shelves and make seesaws .
#267. knock stuff off shelves and take them down. set them up at different angles in the isles and roll marbles and golf balls down them.
#268. take the shelves and make seesaws .
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 02, 2012, 02:05:53 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 02, 2012, 02:05:53 AM
269: Ride a lawnmower down the aisles, bowling away everything in your path
270: Randomly jump into someone's shopping cart and sing an annoying song
271: Hit people on the head with bananas
(Correction for 266: No, you have to sing, "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!")
270: Randomly jump into someone's shopping cart and sing an annoying song
271: Hit people on the head with bananas
(Correction for 266: No, you have to sing, "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!")
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dreamer on December 02, 2012, 05:13:58 PM
Post by: Dreamer on December 02, 2012, 05:13:58 PM
Lol. #272 run around the store beating your chest and yelling "ME TARZAN KING OF THE JUNGLE!" and swinging frokm ropes tied to the rafters. #273. dress up as annoying munchkins and skip around the store singing and laughing and stealing candy. #274 get leaf blowers and blow the leaves into the store and all over people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 02, 2012, 08:57:14 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 02, 2012, 08:57:14 PM
275: Dress up as the Wicked Witch of the West and scare people as they walk by. Scare them by screaming, "I'M MELTIIIIING!!!"
276: Poke holes in the milk jugs
277: Rip open any package you can find
276: Poke holes in the milk jugs
277: Rip open any package you can find
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on December 02, 2012, 09:37:15 PM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on December 02, 2012, 09:37:15 PM
278: go around punching people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 02, 2012, 09:41:14 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 02, 2012, 09:41:14 PM
Nice.
279: Jump into the path of shopping carts to see if the person will stop
280: If the person does stop, yell at them
281: If the person does not stop and instead bowls you over, grab their leg and trip them
279: Jump into the path of shopping carts to see if the person will stop
280: If the person does stop, yell at them
281: If the person does not stop and instead bowls you over, grab their leg and trip them
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 02, 2012, 09:43:37 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 02, 2012, 09:43:37 PM
282.Headbutt as many employees as you can. one tooth=1 point.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 03, 2012, 12:34:10 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 03, 2012, 12:34:10 AM
283: Have a Nerf war
284: Open all the DVD cases and mix the DVDs
285: Hang a sign outside that says 'All Walmart purchases are free for the day!'
284: Open all the DVD cases and mix the DVDs
285: Hang a sign outside that says 'All Walmart purchases are free for the day!'
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 03, 2012, 06:51:25 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 03, 2012, 06:51:25 AM
286.start watching the dvds on a dvd player and say your "trying before you buy"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 03, 2012, 09:33:19 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 03, 2012, 09:33:19 AM
287. Get a whole bunch of people to dance 'Gangnam Style'.
288. Put LOLkitteh posters up in front of the posters with ads on them.
288. Put LOLkitteh posters up in front of the posters with ads on them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 03, 2012, 01:20:13 PM
Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 03, 2012, 01:20:13 PM
289. Dress up as Martin the Warrior and kill people with swords.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on December 03, 2012, 06:09:40 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on December 03, 2012, 06:09:40 PM
290. Take the CDs out of their cases and take a knife to them, scratching them up.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 03, 2012, 08:49:18 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 03, 2012, 08:49:18 PM
291. Play dubstep music REALLY LOUD!!
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Post by: phoenixfoden on December 03, 2012, 08:51:56 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 03, 2012, 08:51:56 PM
292.find the art and crafts section and spill all the beads over the ground so people slip up.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 04, 2012, 02:02:44 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 04, 2012, 02:02:44 AM
293: Like 292, except you use marbles and bouncy balls
294: Scribble on the price tags, making them illegible
295: Scream on the intercom
294: Scribble on the price tags, making them illegible
295: Scream on the intercom
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 04, 2012, 02:54:29 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 04, 2012, 02:54:29 AM
296.when someboby is about to pick somthing of the shelves scream nooooooooooo! And tackel them to the ground
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 04, 2012, 08:31:54 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 04, 2012, 08:31:54 AM
297. When you see someone pick something off the shelf, say 'Do you mind?' very loudly.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 04, 2012, 08:46:34 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 04, 2012, 08:46:34 AM
When sombody puts somthing in there trolley,take it out and put it back on the shelf.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on December 04, 2012, 05:03:24 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on December 04, 2012, 05:03:24 PM
299. Go to the video game section and plant yourself in front of the demo. Play the demo and don't leave. Just sit there, playing the demo all day and not giving it up.
300. Go to the video game section and stick your nose up to the glass, breathing heavily and staring at the games. This will (hopefully) fog up the glass and make it so that no one else can see anything.
300. Go to the video game section and stick your nose up to the glass, breathing heavily and staring at the games. This will (hopefully) fog up the glass and make it so that no one else can see anything.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dreamer on December 04, 2012, 11:40:51 PM
Post by: Dreamer on December 04, 2012, 11:40:51 PM
301. tie tripwires at ground level so people will trip over them. 302. like in roller coaster rides, get snapshots of them falling over. aim for the faces. 303. spray paint the floor into a chessboard pattern and force costumers to b the pieces. (this will especially work if you give them outfits for the game. remeber both in black and white.)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 05, 2012, 12:29:28 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 05, 2012, 12:29:28 AM
304.Open up snacks from the shelves and share them with costomers.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 05, 2012, 01:04:24 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 05, 2012, 01:04:24 AM
305: Find any fruit/vegetable that will explode when whacked (i.e.: pumpkins) and get a hammer
306: Walk up to someone's cart, put said fruit/vegetable in the section meant for babies, and use the hammer
307: Not only use the hammer on the fruit/vegetable, but also bonk the person (gently, mind you) on the head so that they will not remember what happened
306: Walk up to someone's cart, put said fruit/vegetable in the section meant for babies, and use the hammer
307: Not only use the hammer on the fruit/vegetable, but also bonk the person (gently, mind you) on the head so that they will not remember what happened
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mad Maudie on December 05, 2012, 04:12:58 AM
Post by: Mad Maudie on December 05, 2012, 04:12:58 AM
308: (just thought up a great one!) Walk up to a kid wearing a darth-vader mask and go."I am your father!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 06, 2012, 01:24:48 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 06, 2012, 01:24:48 AM
309: Throw a toy pokeball at a random customer, yelling, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dreamer on December 06, 2012, 07:11:13 PM
Post by: Dreamer on December 06, 2012, 07:11:13 PM
310. yell FIRE! and Set the alarms off. 311. call the firefighters. when they get there Grab the hose and dows people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tam and Martin on December 06, 2012, 07:14:14 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on December 06, 2012, 07:14:14 PM
312. Get the Redwall CD and play the Education song Blasting loud
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 06, 2012, 07:24:41 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 06, 2012, 07:24:41 PM
313.Release a million rats into the store
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 07, 2012, 12:47:00 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 07, 2012, 12:47:00 AM
314: Jump on a random person and scream in their ear "BADRAAAAAANGGGG!!!"
315: Shout 'EULALIIIIAAAAA' and tackle nearest person you see
316: Walk up to a random person, glare at them, and say, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
315: Shout 'EULALIIIIAAAAA' and tackle nearest person you see
316: Walk up to a random person, glare at them, and say, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 07, 2012, 02:10:15 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 07, 2012, 02:10:15 AM
317. Pay loads of people to dance around while you and your friends sing. When shoppers complain, tell them you're just making a music video.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 07, 2012, 02:38:00 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 07, 2012, 02:38:00 AM
318: Dance on top of a shelf and sing, "Lairo Lairo" from the Long Patrol.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 07, 2012, 03:28:44 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 07, 2012, 03:28:44 AM
Quote from: WarriorOfMossflower on December 07, 2012, 02:38:00 AMNice!! Lol
318: Dance on top of a shelf and sing, "Lairo Lairo" from the Long Patrol.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on December 07, 2012, 03:44:03 AM
Post by: Rainshadow on December 07, 2012, 03:44:03 AM
319. Climb on top of a shelf and scream out: "I'M BATMAAAAANNN!!!" It would be better if you wore a Batman suit.
320. Pick up a small tree and look a customer dead in the eyes, saying, "This is my tree!" Then get right up in their face and whisper, "Trees hate you! Trees hate you!!"
320. Pick up a small tree and look a customer dead in the eyes, saying, "This is my tree!" Then get right up in their face and whisper, "Trees hate you! Trees hate you!!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dreamer on December 07, 2012, 03:10:18 PM
Post by: Dreamer on December 07, 2012, 03:10:18 PM
321. get horses and ride them into the store. 322. find cows and herd them into the store, causing a stampede. 323. host a major food fight.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Romsca on December 08, 2012, 04:05:03 AM
Post by: Romsca on December 08, 2012, 04:05:03 AM
324. Dance Gangnam style in someone's cart
lol
lol
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 08, 2012, 09:12:43 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 08, 2012, 09:12:43 AM
^^Hahaha. ;D
325. Wear wacky sunglasses with glitter on them and go around walking backwards.
325. Wear wacky sunglasses with glitter on them and go around walking backwards.
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Post by: Dreamer on December 08, 2012, 03:53:33 PM
Post by: Dreamer on December 08, 2012, 03:53:33 PM
326. have a game of kickball in the store 327. hire a rock band to play inside during store hours
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Romsca on December 08, 2012, 10:07:08 PM
Post by: Romsca on December 08, 2012, 10:07:08 PM
328. Release all of the zhu zhu pets all over the store
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 09, 2012, 04:58:59 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 09, 2012, 04:58:59 AM
329: Steal a person's cart (the classic)
330: Read this list over the intercom
331: Use some sort of knockout gas to put the whole store to sleep
332: After doing 331, go around and draw moustaches on people using magic markers
330: Read this list over the intercom
331: Use some sort of knockout gas to put the whole store to sleep
332: After doing 331, go around and draw moustaches on people using magic markers
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Post by: Dreamer on December 09, 2012, 02:06:35 PM
Post by: Dreamer on December 09, 2012, 02:06:35 PM
Lol!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on December 12, 2012, 04:00:41 AM
Post by: Kitsune on December 12, 2012, 04:00:41 AM
333. Run through a crowded area with your cart screaming and knocking people over
334. Scream at a random person "I HATE YOU!!!!"
335. take all the stickers from the lady at the front(if she's there that day) and stick them on random people XD
334. Scream at a random person "I HATE YOU!!!!"
335. take all the stickers from the lady at the front(if she's there that day) and stick them on random people XD
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 12, 2012, 04:20:28 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 12, 2012, 04:20:28 AM
336: Stand at the door and give creepy smiles to the customers
337: While creepily smiling, say, "Walmart is a horrible place to shop. You should go to Target instead."
338: As an alternative to 337, scream at the customers you see: "Turn around right now! The food is poisonous! The electronics are fakes! The toys are ALIVE!"
337: While creepily smiling, say, "Walmart is a horrible place to shop. You should go to Target instead."
338: As an alternative to 337, scream at the customers you see: "Turn around right now! The food is poisonous! The electronics are fakes! The toys are ALIVE!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 12, 2012, 08:32:01 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 12, 2012, 08:32:01 AM
339. Run around screaming 'THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!' See how many people start freaking out.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Romsca on December 12, 2012, 06:11:13 PM
Post by: Romsca on December 12, 2012, 06:11:13 PM
340. Instead of just screaming "the end of the world is coming" freak out and start screaming at the top of your lungs "THE END OF THE WORLD IS TODAY!!!!!!"
341. Hide in the store and eat all of the food
342. Do a chemistry experiment inside walmart
343. After doing 342 blame it on the manager
341. Hide in the store and eat all of the food
342. Do a chemistry experiment inside walmart
343. After doing 342 blame it on the manager
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 12, 2012, 06:56:54 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 12, 2012, 06:56:54 PM
343.eat some of the sample foods and pretend to die.
344.park your car right in front of the shop doors so nobody can get in.
344.park your car right in front of the shop doors so nobody can get in.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 12, 2012, 08:38:13 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 12, 2012, 08:38:13 PM
345. Hire an actor to eat the samples and pretend to die. ;D
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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 12, 2012, 08:45:39 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 12, 2012, 08:45:39 PM
346. Follow all the customers around while tapping there heads.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 12, 2012, 08:46:37 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 12, 2012, 08:46:37 PM
346.do burnouts in the carpark
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 13, 2012, 01:25:41 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 13, 2012, 01:25:41 AM
347: Ride a motorcycle through the store
348: Get a stepladder. Stand above the entrance. Dump buckets of water down on customers
349: Do 348, and when the customer looks at you angrily, point to the nonexistent person behind you and say, "They did it!"
348: Get a stepladder. Stand above the entrance. Dump buckets of water down on customers
349: Do 348, and when the customer looks at you angrily, point to the nonexistent person behind you and say, "They did it!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on December 13, 2012, 09:12:33 PM
Post by: Kitsune on December 13, 2012, 09:12:33 PM
350. Get a mob of people to try to go through the doors all at once so no one can get in or out :D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 13, 2012, 10:13:04 PM
Post by: phoenixfoden on December 13, 2012, 10:13:04 PM
351.pick fights with random people and make a fistfighting tournament in the middle of the store
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on December 14, 2012, 04:50:00 PM
Post by: Kitsune on December 14, 2012, 04:50:00 PM
352. Put somthing in someone's pocket so that when they leave they look like they were trying to steal it!! ;D
353. Take a baseball bat to a cash register
353. Take a baseball bat to a cash register
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on December 16, 2012, 04:51:16 AM
Post by: Rainshadow on December 16, 2012, 04:51:16 AM
354. Take someone's cellphone and call a random number (while running from the owner of the phone), singing Payphone (Maroon 5) to the random person.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on December 16, 2012, 03:47:50 PM
Post by: Kitsune on December 16, 2012, 03:47:50 PM
355. Dress up as Santa Clause and steal things while shouting "have a merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 16, 2012, 04:05:34 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 16, 2012, 04:05:34 PM
356: Sneakily stuff candy in your pockets and see if you're noticed. (Note: This may work better in a large crowd, where you can look unconspicuous)
357: Knowing that you have a terrible singing voice, attempt to screech 'Call Me Maybe' over the intercom
358: Also on the intercom: say 'Call this number or I will murder all of humanity!' and give a random number
357: Knowing that you have a terrible singing voice, attempt to screech 'Call Me Maybe' over the intercom
358: Also on the intercom: say 'Call this number or I will murder all of humanity!' and give a random number
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mattio on December 17, 2012, 11:28:34 PM
Post by: Mattio on December 17, 2012, 11:28:34 PM
have races with your friends on bikes
open a bag of candy and offer some to random people
has any1 thought of this STEALING
open a bag of candy and offer some to random people
has any1 thought of this STEALING
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 17, 2012, 11:54:31 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 17, 2012, 11:54:31 PM
361: Barricade the entrance
362: Do 361 and peek out from a hole in your barricade. Yell, "You'll never take Redwall Abbey, you vermin!"
363: When you are reported to the police, innocently deny all cutsomers' claims by sucking noisily on yourpaw hand. (Silent Sam, anyone?)
Mattio, we have incorporated that theme. A lot. xD, though I hope nobody would ever think of doing this stuff for real. Back to the stealing thing though: you can still bend it in any creative way you want to. Don't worry, we already have a lot of repeats anyways.
By the way, could you please number your additions to the list next time? It makes it easier for everyone.
362: Do 361 and peek out from a hole in your barricade. Yell, "You'll never take Redwall Abbey, you vermin!"
363: When you are reported to the police, innocently deny all cutsomers' claims by sucking noisily on your
Mattio, we have incorporated that theme. A lot. xD, though I hope nobody would ever think of doing this stuff for real. Back to the stealing thing though: you can still bend it in any creative way you want to. Don't worry, we already have a lot of repeats anyways.
By the way, could you please number your additions to the list next time? It makes it easier for everyone.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mattio on December 20, 2012, 11:14:18 AM
Post by: Mattio on December 20, 2012, 11:14:18 AM
righto
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on December 20, 2012, 10:26:58 PM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on December 20, 2012, 10:26:58 PM
364: yell EULALIAAAA GIVE 'EM BLOOD 'N VINEGAR and wack people with toy weapons.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 20, 2012, 10:39:12 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 20, 2012, 10:39:12 PM
365. Crawl around like a baby and hug random peoples' legs, and say 'DON'T LEAVE ME!!!! :'( :'( :'('
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 20, 2012, 10:43:30 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 20, 2012, 10:43:30 PM
366. Get yourself and two friends, and film an iCarly webisode in the middle of the store
367. Sing an 80's song in a high pitched tone in people's faces
368. Laugh like a maniac while taking bites out of the bakery cakes and pies
367. Sing an 80's song in a high pitched tone in people's faces
368. Laugh like a maniac while taking bites out of the bakery cakes and pies
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 20, 2012, 10:44:59 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 20, 2012, 10:44:59 PM
369. Mix up the labels on things.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 20, 2012, 10:48:08 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 20, 2012, 10:48:08 PM
370. Roller skate in the store
371. Have a sleepover with your friends in the store
371. Have a sleepover with your friends in the store
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 20, 2012, 10:50:37 PM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 20, 2012, 10:50:37 PM
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on December 20, 2012, 10:48:08 PMThat would be awesome! 8)
371. Have a sleepover with your friends in the store
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Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 20, 2012, 10:52:18 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 20, 2012, 10:52:18 PM
Yea
372. Play hockey
372. Play hockey
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on December 21, 2012, 12:26:18 AM
Post by: Rainshadow on December 21, 2012, 12:26:18 AM
373. Declare that you are now the king/queen of the store, ordering people around.
374. Declare today a national holiday and give people "free" candy and pastries. (AKA, stuff that you take from the store ;))
375. Take a friend and start waltzing around the store. This is much better to do when you have several couples that you can invite to dance around.
374. Declare today a national holiday and give people "free" candy and pastries. (AKA, stuff that you take from the store ;))
375. Take a friend and start waltzing around the store. This is much better to do when you have several couples that you can invite to dance around.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on December 21, 2012, 12:34:02 AM
Post by: Kitsune on December 21, 2012, 12:34:02 AM
376. Cough on people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on December 21, 2012, 01:08:03 AM
Post by: Rainshadow on December 21, 2012, 01:08:03 AM
377. Cough on people when you have some icky, contagious illness. ;D
378. Dress up like a Weeping Angel and stand in a corner. (Not sure if anyone's done that yet, but I'm doing it because it needs to be said ;))
378. Dress up like a Weeping Angel and stand in a corner. (Not sure if anyone's done that yet, but I'm doing it because it needs to be said ;))
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on December 21, 2012, 03:07:56 AM
Post by: Kitsune on December 21, 2012, 03:07:56 AM
379. Scare little kids!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mad Maudie on December 21, 2012, 02:54:47 PM
Post by: Mad Maudie on December 21, 2012, 02:54:47 PM
380: you know those tall things full of huge bouncy balls? well stand in one of them with only your arm showing and see who screams murder first!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on December 21, 2012, 07:23:57 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on December 21, 2012, 07:23:57 PM
381. Go to the ball tower thingy and take out all of the bouncy balls, throwing them at random people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 22, 2012, 01:24:28 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 22, 2012, 01:24:28 AM
382. Dress up as a hobbit
383. Dress up as a Jedi
384. Dress up as a ninja
383. Dress up as a Jedi
384. Dress up as a ninja
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on December 22, 2012, 01:25:23 AM
Post by: Rainshadow on December 22, 2012, 01:25:23 AM
384. (Extended) Dress up as a ninja and attack people, trying to use your nonexistent karate skills.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on December 22, 2012, 01:55:49 AM
Post by: Kitsune on December 22, 2012, 01:55:49 AM
385. Dress up as Santa and tell kids "Yes! I am DEFINITELY getting you that for Christmas!" for something they want that their parents won't get them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: W0NWILL on December 22, 2012, 05:55:41 AM
Post by: W0NWILL on December 22, 2012, 05:55:41 AM
385. Bring a couple of cannibal friends and some knives. I'm not going into any more detail.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 22, 2012, 05:27:05 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 22, 2012, 05:27:05 PM
Lol, nice Wonwill.
386: Set up a huge trampoline and see what happens
387: Barricade all exits/entrances, trapping the customers within Walmart forever. Muahahahaha!
388: Run around and grab people by the shoulders, then say, "What is a Bagginses, precious?"
386: Set up a huge trampoline and see what happens
387: Barricade all exits/entrances, trapping the customers within Walmart forever. Muahahahaha!
388: Run around and grab people by the shoulders, then say, "What is a Bagginses, precious?"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rainshadow on December 22, 2012, 05:55:59 PM
Post by: Rainshadow on December 22, 2012, 05:55:59 PM
Quote from: WarriorOfMossflower on December 22, 2012, 05:27:05 PM
388: Run around and grab people by the shoulders, then say, "What is a Bagginses, precious?"
Or better yet:
389. Run around, sticking your hands into people's pockets, saying, "Wot's it got in its pocketsies, precious?"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 24, 2012, 12:31:15 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 24, 2012, 12:31:15 AM
390. Walk around and make a buzzing noise in people's faces
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on December 24, 2012, 12:46:39 AM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on December 24, 2012, 12:46:39 AM
391: Have you and lots of friends dress up as rats, ferrets, stoats, weasels, foxes, wildcats and "attack" the store, chaining up the peolpe to worck as slaves, looting and eating. (If you do it say I told you not to)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on January 06, 2013, 02:50:04 PM
Post by: Rusvul on January 06, 2013, 02:50:04 PM
392: throw a fake stick of lit dynamite at random people, yelling "catch!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on January 06, 2013, 10:09:14 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on January 06, 2013, 10:09:14 PM
393: Act like Cluny the Scourge. 'Nuff said.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on January 07, 2013, 10:18:21 PM
Post by: Rusvul on January 07, 2013, 10:18:21 PM
394: run around the store and hug everyone, including all the employees and find the manager and hug him/her
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on January 10, 2013, 02:42:49 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on January 10, 2013, 02:42:49 AM
(Whoa! This was on its way to page 2! Allow me to revive it.)
395: Run around and bonk people on the heads with a toy club
396: Ride a skateboard down the aisles
397: Trip people and stand there whistling nonchalantly
395: Run around and bonk people on the heads with a toy club
396: Ride a skateboard down the aisles
397: Trip people and stand there whistling nonchalantly
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on January 10, 2013, 11:21:15 AM
Post by: Rusvul on January 10, 2013, 11:21:15 AM
398: run around and bonk people on the head with a real club.
399: ride a VW bus down the aisles.
400: trip people and laugh in their faces.
399: ride a VW bus down the aisles.
400: trip people and laugh in their faces.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on January 12, 2013, 02:41:46 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on January 12, 2013, 02:41:46 AM
401: Force people to try on mismatching outfits
402: Try and fail to fly off a shelf, and land on some random person to break your fall
403: Climb into the basket part of the shopping cart and order a friend to zoom you around the store
402: Try and fail to fly off a shelf, and land on some random person to break your fall
403: Climb into the basket part of the shopping cart and order a friend to zoom you around the store
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on January 20, 2013, 05:06:43 PM
Post by: Kitsune on January 20, 2013, 05:06:43 PM
404. Take everything out of someone's cart and throw it at them
405. Make a mess with spaghetti sauce and blame it on someone else
406. Take that spaghetti sauce and smear it on random people
407. After doing 406, push them down, point at them and yell "BLODDY MURDER!"
405. Make a mess with spaghetti sauce and blame it on someone else
406. Take that spaghetti sauce and smear it on random people
407. After doing 406, push them down, point at them and yell "BLODDY MURDER!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tam and Martin on January 20, 2013, 05:53:46 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on January 20, 2013, 05:53:46 PM
408:Drive around the electric scooters and bump into people
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mattio on January 23, 2013, 02:39:00 AM
Post by: Mattio on January 23, 2013, 02:39:00 AM
409. jump around on a pogo stick getting really close to people and "accidently" jumping on their toes
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Skyblade on January 27, 2013, 11:27:32 PM
Post by: Skyblade on January 27, 2013, 11:27:32 PM
410. If they have a McDonald's, walk up to the cashier and say "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on January 30, 2013, 02:03:08 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on January 30, 2013, 02:03:08 AM
411. Put your hands up like claws, stalk people and go 'BERLUD. BERLUD. BERLUD.'
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Skyblade on January 30, 2013, 03:57:32 AM
Post by: Skyblade on January 30, 2013, 03:57:32 AM
412. Walk in 10 seconds after being kicked out.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: phoenixfoden on January 30, 2013, 04:47:45 AM
Post by: phoenixfoden on January 30, 2013, 04:47:45 AM
1.get 5 to 10 people
2.dress them in wolf fursuits
3.run around as a pack and howl as you eat all the stores candy!!!!!! ;D
2.dress them in wolf fursuits
3.run around as a pack and howl as you eat all the stores candy!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 12, 2013, 11:50:33 PM
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 12, 2013, 11:50:33 PM
Sorry if someone already put this but, 113 scream YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! to everyone who walks in
115 Steal someone baby squirt muster over it's head and say " I choose you peekuchu", then throw it across the store shouting Peekuchoo
116 grab peanut butter and jelly and start singing its peanut butter jelly time.
115 Steal someone baby squirt muster over it's head and say " I choose you peekuchu", then throw it across the store shouting Peekuchoo
116 grab peanut butter and jelly and start singing its peanut butter jelly time.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on February 14, 2013, 02:39:01 AM
Post by: winifred on February 14, 2013, 02:39:01 AM
Quote from: Martin the warrior on February 12, 2013, 11:50:33 PM
Sorry if someone already put this but, 113 scream YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! to everyone who walks in
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
117:
Stand behind one of the checkouts and act as an employee trying to pay for their items and when it doesn't work tell them this problem has been going on for weeks and that you really wish that the manager would fix the equipment!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 15, 2013, 12:03:14 AM
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 15, 2013, 12:03:14 AM
118 tell people to pray 500 rosary's for not buying cheese ma ha ma ha ( failed attempt at evil laugh)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on February 15, 2013, 05:49:42 PM
Post by: winifred on February 15, 2013, 05:49:42 PM
OOWC: (btw, OOWC is out of walmart chracter ;D )
Let's try to get this to 1,000 guys! ;)
119:
Go to the department where they sell dishes etc. Set up a feast on a diplay with food from the food area and invite passing customers.....
120:
Go around with friends asking people to join your choir, then start singing through the whole store.
121:
Open the board games and have a game day in the isles with kids!!!
Let's try to get this to 1,000 guys! ;)
119:
Go to the department where they sell dishes etc. Set up a feast on a diplay with food from the food area and invite passing customers.....
120:
Go around with friends asking people to join your choir, then start singing through the whole store.
121:
Open the board games and have a game day in the isles with kids!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Romsca on February 15, 2013, 07:50:48 PM
Post by: Romsca on February 15, 2013, 07:50:48 PM
Martin the Warrior bumped it down to the 100's...we're in the 400's, people!
422. Act like you own everything in the store (the food, the clothes, etc.) and use all of it like it's yours
422. Act like you own everything in the store (the food, the clothes, etc.) and use all of it like it's yours
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on February 15, 2013, 10:19:28 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on February 15, 2013, 10:19:28 PM
423. Open all of there DVD's and wach them on there HDTV's.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 15, 2013, 11:37:31 PM
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 15, 2013, 11:37:31 PM
424 go to where they sell the computers and turn on really loud annoying music
425 get some friends and run around the store dressed like cave men stealing food and matches and saying " me make fire "
425 get some friends and run around the store dressed like cave men stealing food and matches and saying " me make fire "
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on February 16, 2013, 12:27:01 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on February 16, 2013, 12:27:01 AM
426. Have an epic dance battle/party on the furniture.
427. Cosplay. 'Nuff said.
428. Do an evil laugh on the intercom and see how long you can hold it.
427. Cosplay. 'Nuff said.
428. Do an evil laugh on the intercom and see how long you can hold it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 16, 2013, 12:55:26 AM
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 16, 2013, 12:55:26 AM
479 say I am your father to random people
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on February 16, 2013, 01:01:11 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on February 16, 2013, 01:01:11 AM
(OOWC: I think you meant 429.)
430: Pull the fire alarm.
430: Pull the fire alarm.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 16, 2013, 01:33:31 AM
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 16, 2013, 01:33:31 AM
You know I think I did
431 after pulling the fire alarm get the fire extinguishers and spray it on random people screaming fire, fire, pants on fire
431 after pulling the fire alarm get the fire extinguishers and spray it on random people screaming fire, fire, pants on fire
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on February 16, 2013, 02:47:49 AM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on February 16, 2013, 02:47:49 AM
432: Chuck toy pokeballs at everybody who passes and say, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 16, 2013, 02:58:28 AM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 16, 2013, 02:58:28 AM
432: Light the store on fire.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: psybox on February 16, 2013, 03:00:36 AM
Post by: psybox on February 16, 2013, 03:00:36 AM
433: shoplift*
*don't
*don't
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 16, 2013, 03:02:12 AM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 16, 2013, 03:02:12 AM
Quote from: psybox on February 16, 2013, 03:00:36 AM
433: shoplift*
*don't
What is that?
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: psybox on February 16, 2013, 03:12:40 AM
Post by: psybox on February 16, 2013, 03:12:40 AM
shoplifting basically means stealing from shops.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 16, 2013, 12:42:15 PM
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 16, 2013, 12:42:15 PM
434 at the check out line get some friends and have them put a hundred piggy banks on the cash register and crack them open one by one.
if there is anything you don't understand about that just quote and ask ;)
435 After being kicked out the police see you and ask what you were doing sowly repeat in a stupid vocie " I ............. Ain't .................. Done ....................... No.........THing :P
if there is anything you don't understand about that just quote and ask ;)
435 After being kicked out the police see you and ask what you were doing sowly repeat in a stupid vocie " I ............. Ain't .................. Done ....................... No.........THing :P
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 16, 2013, 05:32:19 PM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on February 16, 2013, 05:32:19 PM
Quote from: Martin the warrior on February 16, 2013, 12:42:15 PM
434 at the check out line get some friends and have them put a hundred piggy banks on the cash register and crack them open one by one.
Adding on to that.
436: All the money is foreign.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on February 16, 2013, 05:42:44 PM
Post by: winifred on February 16, 2013, 05:42:44 PM
Quote from: Romsca on February 15, 2013, 07:50:48 PMOOWC: My bad. Mea Culpa ;D
Martin the Warrior bumped it down to the 100's...we're in the 400's, people!
422. Act like you own everything in the store (the food, the clothes, etc.) and use all of it like it's yours
600 more people..... almost there!!!!
Then maybe I'll modify my first post to: 3,000 way to get kicked out.
437:line 2liter soda bottles all the way down the middle of the drins isle. Take each lid off. slowy drop 2 mentos in each one. Presto.... Fireworks!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tam and Martin on February 16, 2013, 06:11:57 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on February 16, 2013, 06:11:57 PM
438. Then shoot them at people and yell "Early Fourth of July"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: SPSF kodachorm otter7486 on February 17, 2013, 05:03:56 PM
Post by: SPSF kodachorm otter7486 on February 17, 2013, 05:03:56 PM
Say every cuss word on the speaker and run ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on February 18, 2013, 12:55:58 AM
Post by: winifred on February 18, 2013, 12:55:58 AM
Quote from: SPSF kodachorm otter7486 on February 17, 2013, 05:03:56 PMI would never do that. :o
Say every cuss word on the speaker and run ;D
440)Kindly get shopping carts for everyone who walks in and let everyone know that everything is 50% off b/c Walmart is going bankrupt!!! ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: cregga rose eyes on February 18, 2013, 12:59:39 AM
Post by: cregga rose eyes on February 18, 2013, 12:59:39 AM
*shame-shame* ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on February 18, 2013, 01:01:31 AM
Post by: winifred on February 18, 2013, 01:01:31 AM
ok....... who said bad on the poll!
*Glares at everyone*
it's ok, free opinion etc. ;D
*Glares at everyone*
it's ok, free opinion etc. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: cregga rose eyes on February 18, 2013, 01:03:21 AM
Post by: cregga rose eyes on February 18, 2013, 01:03:21 AM
That was me!!!!!! :P
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on February 18, 2013, 01:05:07 AM
Post by: winifred on February 18, 2013, 01:05:07 AM
Quote from: cregga rose eyes on February 18, 2013, 01:03:21 AMIT WAS??!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
That was me!!!!!! :P
JK!
It's ok, was it an accident? Cause I can try resetting the poll, if it wasn't then great!!!!!!!!! :D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: cregga rose eyes on February 18, 2013, 04:01:41 AM
Post by: cregga rose eyes on February 18, 2013, 04:01:41 AM
Quote from: winifred on February 18, 2013, 01:05:07 AMQuote from: cregga rose eyes on February 18, 2013, 01:03:21 AMIT WAS??!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
That was me!!!!!! :P
JK!
It's ok, was it an accident? Cause I can try resetting the poll, if it wasn't then great!!!!!!!!! :D
no it wasn't an accident. I think the things you post are funny, I just wouldn't do any of it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on February 18, 2013, 05:39:39 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on February 18, 2013, 05:39:39 AM
We're not meant to actually DO it, we're just being silly. You don't think we actually DO these things, do you? :o
441. Take away all the movies you don't like and replace them with ones you do like.
442. Wrap up some clocks and give them to people, saying, 'See, it's a bomb! You can hear it ticking!'
443. Draw mustaches on all the people in the posters and things. ;D
441. Take away all the movies you don't like and replace them with ones you do like.
442. Wrap up some clocks and give them to people, saying, 'See, it's a bomb! You can hear it ticking!'
443. Draw mustaches on all the people in the posters and things. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on February 18, 2013, 05:40:17 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on February 18, 2013, 05:40:17 PM
444. Hold a consert using Walmart's gituars.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: SPSF kodachorm otter7486 on February 18, 2013, 10:26:24 PM
Post by: SPSF kodachorm otter7486 on February 18, 2013, 10:26:24 PM
41.act like martin the warrior and run to the back of the store and act like your hitting vermin
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mad Maudie on February 19, 2013, 01:25:15 AM
Post by: Mad Maudie on February 19, 2013, 01:25:15 AM
42. Empty a bunch of of snack bags then check out all the empty bags.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on February 19, 2013, 09:37:06 PM
Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on February 19, 2013, 09:37:06 PM
(OOWC: Guys, we should really try to post the correct numbers so nobody gets confused.)
447: Go up to random people and tap their shoulder persistently. When they turn to ask what you're doing, say "Would you like some fries with that?"
448: Go on the intercom and let everybody know that all items in the store are free for one day only. Sit back and enjoy the flash mob.
449: Again on the intercom, tell everybody that Target has much better deals and that Walmart will soon be going bankrupt.
447: Go up to random people and tap their shoulder persistently. When they turn to ask what you're doing, say "Would you like some fries with that?"
448: Go on the intercom and let everybody know that all items in the store are free for one day only. Sit back and enjoy the flash mob.
449: Again on the intercom, tell everybody that Target has much better deals and that Walmart will soon be going bankrupt.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 22, 2013, 12:46:07 AM
Post by: Martin the warrior on February 22, 2013, 12:46:07 AM
450:announce there is a rabid squirrel on the loose
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on February 27, 2013, 03:28:45 PM
Post by: Kitsune on February 27, 2013, 03:28:45 PM
451: even worse, announce that there is a rabid Mattio on the loose! ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on March 07, 2013, 09:01:07 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on March 07, 2013, 09:01:07 PM
452. Climb up one of there latters and then grab onto the ceiling before the latter falls. Then you are dangling from the ceiling!
453. Put on some of there scuba gear and try to cramb yourself into one of there fishtanks.
453. Put on some of there scuba gear and try to cramb yourself into one of there fishtanks.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: W0NWILL on April 02, 2013, 03:48:08 AM
Post by: W0NWILL on April 02, 2013, 03:48:08 AM
454. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 02, 2013, 03:54:03 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 02, 2013, 03:54:03 AM
455. Bungee Jumping with a stiff rope
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 02, 2013, 08:40:04 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 02, 2013, 08:40:04 PM
456. Open all of there games and play them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 04, 2013, 05:24:00 AM
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 04, 2013, 05:24:00 AM
457: Get some friends and build Redwall Abbey out of boxes, then have some of them pretend they are a vermin horde attacking it. You should be inside as the Abbey Champion.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 04, 2013, 12:21:09 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 04, 2013, 12:21:09 PM
458:
Diving in to a dry pool.
Diving in to a dry pool.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 04, 2013, 07:34:06 PM
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 04, 2013, 07:34:06 PM
Ouch.
459: Act like you're a spy/secret agent. Do somersaults through the aisles, "mistake" an innocent bystander for your enemy spy, etc.
459: Act like you're a spy/secret agent. Do somersaults through the aisles, "mistake" an innocent bystander for your enemy spy, etc.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 04, 2013, 08:05:28 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 04, 2013, 08:05:28 PM
460. Just kindly ask the manager to kick you out of Wall-Mart.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 05, 2013, 02:03:11 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 05, 2013, 02:03:11 AM
Didn't this topic used to be called 1000 ways to die? Or was that just me, that'll expalin the stiff rooe and pool thing.
Go to the sporting goods section, buy a paintball gun and ammo, and shoot the people who don't buy your fav. Brand.
Go to the sporting goods section, buy a paintball gun and ammo, and shoot the people who don't buy your fav. Brand.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 05, 2013, 05:40:29 AM
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 05, 2013, 05:40:29 AM
462: Act like the Zombie Apocalypse is starting, and claim Wal-Mart as your fortress.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 05, 2013, 12:07:00 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 05, 2013, 12:07:00 PM
463:Claim you have the zombie infection, and chase several people till they have a heart-attack.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 05, 2013, 11:34:28 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 05, 2013, 11:34:28 PM
464. Get onto the Redwall Abbey Forum...using one of Wal-Marts laptops.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on April 06, 2013, 12:07:44 AM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on April 06, 2013, 12:07:44 AM
465. grab a bag of your favorite candy, and stare at it possessively, and say "My precious, my precious" all while walking around the store so people can see you
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 06, 2013, 02:00:08 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 06, 2013, 02:00:08 AM
466: Go to the produce section, pick the best looking celery, and act like it's sword, and proceed to "assassinate" people by running behind them and poking them with it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 07, 2013, 09:49:03 PM
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 07, 2013, 09:49:03 PM
467: Dress up like a hobbit and go around asking people if they've seen a gold ring.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Martin the warrior on April 07, 2013, 10:41:41 PM
Post by: Martin the warrior on April 07, 2013, 10:41:41 PM
468: go around asking people what is in your pocket.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 08, 2013, 02:51:10 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 08, 2013, 02:51:10 AM
469: Go around acting bi-polar."hey, how's it going, man? Shut up! I hate you!" * stands staring at man for at least another minute.* "Do you like soda?"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on April 08, 2013, 02:05:13 PM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on April 08, 2013, 02:05:13 PM
469: Walk in wearing a black cloak and your face is all black and start crying like an eagle.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jetthebinturong on April 08, 2013, 06:20:29 PM
Post by: Jetthebinturong on April 08, 2013, 06:20:29 PM
I used to be able to do a really good eagle screech, now I can't :(
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 08, 2013, 09:10:27 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 08, 2013, 09:10:27 PM
470. Take there cakes and pies and start throwing them at people that are they'er.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Martin the warrior on April 08, 2013, 11:06:52 PM
Post by: Martin the warrior on April 08, 2013, 11:06:52 PM
471 run around the store yelling at people "YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on April 09, 2013, 04:54:00 AM
Post by: winifred on April 09, 2013, 04:54:00 AM
Wow guys this is my most popular thread :P ;D
472: Go to the 1st aid area grab some bandaids and make an endless trail winding all over the store final destination: Bathroom
473:Go to the womens clothing and pile tons of shirts in your cart. When the dressing room lady is gone/busy/etc. put all the shirts in one room all over the floor. Do this as many times to as many rooms as possible.
474:go to the child's toy area, mix up ALL the toys; allow them to spill in the aisles.
472: Go to the 1st aid area grab some bandaids and make an endless trail winding all over the store final destination: Bathroom
473:Go to the womens clothing and pile tons of shirts in your cart. When the dressing room lady is gone/busy/etc. put all the shirts in one room all over the floor. Do this as many times to as many rooms as possible.
474:go to the child's toy area, mix up ALL the toys; allow them to spill in the aisles.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 09, 2013, 09:34:53 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 09, 2013, 09:34:53 PM
475. Shop at Wal-Mart for 9 hours, filling 29 baskets, but when you get to the chekout isle, you decied that you dont need any of those stuff.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on April 12, 2013, 03:44:42 AM
Post by: Kitsune on April 12, 2013, 03:44:42 AM
476. Fill your cart, then bring your penny collection and slowly count them out! ;D
BTW, who voted bad?
BTW, who voted bad?
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 12, 2013, 08:23:28 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 12, 2013, 08:23:28 AM
Quote474:go to the child's toy area, mix up ALL the toys; allow them to spill in the aisles.
That already happens every school holiday time. :(
Quotethen bring your penny collection
There was an article in the New Zealand newspaper a few weeks ago about how Americans refuse to give up their penny coins, even though it actually costs something like 5c to make each one. Meanwhile many other countries have already got rid of their 1c, 2c and even 5c coins.
I haven't read all the entries in this topic, so maybe these ones (or similar) has been posted, but:
477. Open the packets of cookies and eat one from every packet.
478. Pee on all the winter woollen jumpers / sweaters / hats / gloves.
479. Use the webcams on all the demonstration computers to change the desktop wallpaper images to pictues of you pulling silly faces.
480. Go into the produce section and peel all the bananas and oranges.
481. Open all the Star Trek toys and put the contents into the Star Wars toys' boxes, and vice-versa.
482. Swap the labels on all the lemonade and vodka bottles.
483. Run around waving a sword from the toy section while shouting "Eulaliaaaaaa! Give 'em blood 'n' vinegar!"
;)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on April 12, 2013, 12:48:21 PM
Post by: Rusvul on April 12, 2013, 12:48:21 PM
484: wave a non-toy sabre everywhere, and shout: AWOOOOOOOOO! I AM THE BLADE DANCER, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END, FOUL VERMIN!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 13, 2013, 11:40:47 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 13, 2013, 11:40:47 PM
485: Run down the wine aisle running your arms down the shelves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 13, 2013, 11:45:15 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 13, 2013, 11:45:15 PM
486. Put up a poster showing 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on April 14, 2013, 12:37:19 AM
Post by: Rusvul on April 14, 2013, 12:37:19 AM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on April 13, 2013, 11:40:47 PM486: Run down the wine aisle running your sabre down the shelves.
485: Run down the wine aisle running your arms down the shelves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on April 14, 2013, 03:08:28 AM
Post by: Leatho Shellhound on April 14, 2013, 03:08:28 AM
487: Use the glass bottles for gun targets.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on April 14, 2013, 03:59:08 AM
Post by: Rusvul on April 14, 2013, 03:59:08 AM
188. Use the glass bottles as saber targets.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 16, 2013, 10:09:28 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 16, 2013, 10:09:28 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on April 14, 2013, 03:59:08 AMUhhh...it should be 488 :P
188.
489. Open up one of there tents and make camp there.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on April 16, 2013, 11:24:27 PM
Post by: Rusvul on April 16, 2013, 11:24:27 PM
Er, oops. 490. set everything flammable on fire
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 17, 2013, 07:40:00 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 17, 2013, 07:40:00 AM
There's two 486 suggestions, so ...
492: Buy tins of sardines / anchovies, open them up and put one small fish in the pockets of all the clothing and the toes of all the socks and shoes. ;)
492: Buy tins of sardines / anchovies, open them up and put one small fish in the pockets of all the clothing and the toes of all the socks and shoes. ;)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 17, 2013, 09:34:07 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 17, 2013, 09:34:07 PM
493. Count to 100,000,000,000,000 through a Megaphone at there store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 18, 2013, 05:29:57 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 18, 2013, 05:29:57 AM
Probably not much good these days since computer don't really ship with in-built programming software any longer, but an old "goody" ...
494: Program all the demo computers with a delayed continuous loop that makes them beep loudly.
Some people used to do that with the school computer room so that five minutes after they left the computers would start beeping ... until the teachers simply started turning off the power to the whole lot when the end of class bell rang.
494: Program all the demo computers with a delayed continuous loop that makes them beep loudly.
Some people used to do that with the school computer room so that five minutes after they left the computers would start beeping ... until the teachers simply started turning off the power to the whole lot when the end of class bell rang.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 18, 2013, 11:09:31 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 18, 2013, 11:09:31 PM
495. Put a snake in all of Wal-Mart's boots ;D!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 18, 2013, 11:51:44 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 18, 2013, 11:51:44 PM
496: Pretend to be mentally disturbed, and begin randomly screaming the name, "Willy!" And throw random things from shelves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on April 19, 2013, 12:19:20 AM
Post by: Rusvul on April 19, 2013, 12:19:20 AM
497: Throw knives at all the computers and tv's, and yell "EVIL TECHNOLOGY! This has tainted our world!!!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 19, 2013, 02:26:40 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 19, 2013, 02:26:40 AM
498: Rearrange ALL the products in the store so they are on the shelves alphabetically, starting with the A's closest to the entrance.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 19, 2013, 12:13:03 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 19, 2013, 12:13:03 PM
499: Begin shouting ways to get kicked out of wal-mart, all the way up to 499.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on April 19, 2013, 08:56:51 PM
Post by: Rusvul on April 19, 2013, 08:56:51 PM
500. Sing steampunk songs very loudly over the loudspeaker with the volume all the way up.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 19, 2013, 09:38:39 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 19, 2013, 09:38:39 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on April 19, 2013, 08:56:51 PMHey! We made it past the halfway mark :D!
500. Sing steampunk songs very loudly over the loudspeaker with the volume all the way up.
501. Dress up as Mr. Monopoly and try to extort people that Mr. Monopoly owns Wal-Mart, so they have to pay the rent of $500,000,00.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 20, 2013, 10:25:55 PM
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on April 20, 2013, 10:25:55 PM
502. Stand behind the cashier, just looking over the shoulder while they work.
503. Dress up in clothes from a different time period and act like you've never seen any of the stuff before. (Especially the TVs and stuff).
503. Dress up in clothes from a different time period and act like you've never seen any of the stuff before. (Especially the TVs and stuff).
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 20, 2013, 11:17:47 PM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 20, 2013, 11:17:47 PM
Quote from: KitrallStreamrippler on April 20, 2013, 10:25:55 PM
502. Stand behind the cashier, just looking over the shoulder while they work.
Even faster way to get thrown out ...
504: Stand behind the customers at the checkout watching them enter their pin numbers.
Quote503. Dress up in clothes from a different time period and act like you've never seen any of the stuff before. (Especially the TVs and stuff).
505: Dress up in futuristic clothing and walk around saying how quaint and old fashioned all the latest gadgets are, and that you remember learning about them in History class.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 21, 2013, 12:14:13 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 21, 2013, 12:14:13 AM
506: "accidentally" drop a torch in the beer ailse.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: sir squidsalot on April 22, 2013, 02:17:30 AM
Post by: sir squidsalot on April 22, 2013, 02:17:30 AM
507: run around singing the nyan cat theme song while eating unpaid for pop tarts from the food isle
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 22, 2013, 02:29:03 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 22, 2013, 02:29:03 AM
Ha! :D
508: Go to the fruits section, and proceed to THROW BANANAS!!!
508: Go to the fruits section, and proceed to THROW BANANAS!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 22, 2013, 03:30:26 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 22, 2013, 03:30:26 AM
509: Take contorl of the intercom and start singing "10 Billion Bottles of Beer on the Wall".
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Maudie on April 22, 2013, 07:56:56 PM
Post by: Maudie on April 22, 2013, 07:56:56 PM
510: set a tent up in the middle of the camping aisle and start a 'campfire'
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 23, 2013, 12:20:52 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 23, 2013, 12:20:52 AM
511. Get on one of there HUGE lawn mowers and start recking everything in the store!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on April 23, 2013, 03:23:11 AM
Post by: Rusvul on April 23, 2013, 03:23:11 AM
Quote from: sir squidsalot on April 22, 2013, 02:17:30 AMEAT Nyancat? That's awful!
507: run around singing the nyan cat theme song while eating unpaid for pop tarts from the food isle
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 23, 2013, 03:37:32 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 23, 2013, 03:37:32 AM
512: Spontaneously combust
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Shadowed One on April 24, 2013, 04:37:49 PM
Post by: Shadowed One on April 24, 2013, 04:37:49 PM
513. Ram shopping carts into the shelves so the stuff falls on the ground.
514. Buy a bunch of wine bottles(filled) and smash them on people's heads.
514. Buy a bunch of wine bottles(filled) and smash them on people's heads.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on April 24, 2013, 04:42:33 PM
Post by: Rusvul on April 24, 2013, 04:42:33 PM
514 would literally kill people. Or at the very least, give them an extremely severe concussion.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 24, 2013, 10:24:44 PM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 24, 2013, 10:24:44 PM
515: Get a group of friends together and go around filling up multiple trolleys and baskets each with small items, then all go up at once to the checkouts and say "Sorry, I don't want any of this".
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Shadowed One on April 25, 2013, 06:32:02 PM
Post by: Shadowed One on April 25, 2013, 06:32:02 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on April 24, 2013, 04:42:33 PM
514 would literally kill people. Or at the very least, give them an extremely severe concussion.
Well, if you are going to get kicked out anyway....
516. Put BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! signs on all the shelves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 25, 2013, 10:28:26 PM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 25, 2013, 10:28:26 PM
517: Put "Everything is FREE - today only!" signs on all the shelves and as an advert in local newspapers. ;)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 26, 2013, 02:24:24 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 26, 2013, 02:24:24 AM
518: Strap a bungee cord to the ceiling, and whenever someone passes under you, just jump down, steal all the sweets from their cart, and Boing! You're gone!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mathias_Rocks on April 29, 2013, 04:02:07 AM
Post by: Mathias_Rocks on April 29, 2013, 04:02:07 AM
519: walk around wal-mart dressed as Link and ask random people if they've seen Zelda,if they decline, yell "LIAR!!!" and swing a "Skyward Strike" on their heads w/ a toy sword
520: wander around wal-mart in a bathrobe w/ a comb in your hair and act like your an amnesiac and you forgot where your house was
521: walk up to random people and say: "I don't know you, but i wanna kill you."
522: after they kick you out, say: "I'll be Bach!!!
523:ask if anyone wants a hug, if they refuse, spray mustard on e'm(store mustard)
520: wander around wal-mart in a bathrobe w/ a comb in your hair and act like your an amnesiac and you forgot where your house was
521: walk up to random people and say: "I don't know you, but i wanna kill you."
522: after they kick you out, say: "I'll be Bach!!!
523:ask if anyone wants a hug, if they refuse, spray mustard on e'm(store mustard)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 29, 2013, 07:48:45 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 29, 2013, 07:48:45 AM
524: Wander around wal-mart in a bathrobe asking everyone if they've seen Ford Prefect and complaining that your house was knocked down. (You'll need to have read / seen The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to understand that one).
525: Dress up as a Klingon or Wookiee and wander around speaking only in the language of the character.
525: Dress up as a Klingon or Wookiee and wander around speaking only in the language of the character.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 29, 2013, 11:01:49 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 29, 2013, 11:01:49 PM
526: Kick yourself out of Wal-Mart ;D
527: Start kicking everybody else out of Wal-Mart ;D :D
528: Ask people to kick you out of Wal-Mart :D ;D :D
BTW, what will we do when we have posted 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart?
527: Start kicking everybody else out of Wal-Mart ;D :D
528: Ask people to kick you out of Wal-Mart :D ;D :D
BTW, what will we do when we have posted 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart?
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tam and Martin on April 30, 2013, 01:24:58 AM
Post by: Tam and Martin on April 30, 2013, 01:24:58 AM
529: Dump Sugar on everyone
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mathias_Rocks on April 30, 2013, 02:02:16 AM
Post by: Mathias_Rocks on April 30, 2013, 02:02:16 AM
i've read EVERY post on this thread
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 30, 2013, 07:21:18 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 30, 2013, 07:21:18 AM
529: Go around all the staff saying, "I'm Donald Trump, and you're fired." ;)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 30, 2013, 12:10:37 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on April 30, 2013, 12:10:37 PM
530: Go around, and show them what the definition of pyromaniac is.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mathias_Rocks on April 30, 2013, 09:50:15 PM
Post by: Mathias_Rocks on April 30, 2013, 09:50:15 PM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on April 30, 2013, 12:10:37 PMLOL, Dude
530: Go around, and show them what the definition of pyromaniac is.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 30, 2013, 10:27:37 PM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on April 30, 2013, 10:27:37 PM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on April 30, 2013, 12:10:37 PM
530: Go around, and show them what the definition of pyromaniac is.
531: Set off ALL the fireworks in one go.
532: Set off the water sprinklers.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 30, 2013, 11:37:40 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 30, 2013, 11:37:40 PM
Quote from: Mathias_Rocks on April 30, 2013, 02:02:16 AMWish that I could say the same :-\
i've read EVERY post on this thread
533: Start playing Heavy Metal with there gitars.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Redwallfan7 on April 30, 2013, 11:38:44 PM
Post by: Redwallfan7 on April 30, 2013, 11:38:44 PM
534: Shoot marshmallow from a marshmallow shooter at people who pass by
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 30, 2013, 11:40:45 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on April 30, 2013, 11:40:45 PM
535. Start randomly pulling things off of all the shelf's.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on May 01, 2013, 02:56:35 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on May 01, 2013, 02:56:35 AM
Ahem! Quick grammar lesson, Ungatt. The plural form of shelf is shelves, not shelf's.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 03, 2013, 08:21:23 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 03, 2013, 08:21:23 AM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on April 30, 2013, 01:24:58 AM
529: Dump Sugar on everyone
530: Dress up as a security guard and ask random shoppers to open their bags after they've been through the checkout, then break eggs into the open bags.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on May 07, 2013, 09:43:06 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on May 07, 2013, 09:43:06 PM
Quote from: Buzz_Bumble on May 03, 2013, 08:21:23 AMEh, that should be 536, not 530 :-\Quote from: Tam and Martin on April 30, 2013, 01:24:58 AM
529: Dump Sugar on everyone
530: Dress up as a security guard and ask random shoppers to open their bags after they've been through the checkout, then break eggs into the open bags.
537. Shout out the Greek Alphibet through a Megaphone.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 08, 2013, 02:26:11 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 08, 2013, 02:26:11 AM
Oops!
538: Go around the store and shave the heads of any passing people.
538: Go around the store and shave the heads of any passing people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on May 08, 2013, 02:30:27 PM
Post by: Rusvul on May 08, 2013, 02:30:27 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on April 30, 2013, 01:24:58 AM539: Dump Slagar on everyone.
529: Dump Sugar on everyone
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 14, 2013, 10:47:06 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on May 14, 2013, 10:47:06 AM
540. Run out of the Staff Only room dripping wet and screaming 'THAT WAS AWESOME!'
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dinte on May 14, 2013, 03:22:56 PM
Post by: Dinte on May 14, 2013, 03:22:56 PM
571: Scream bloody murder in the bathroom
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 14, 2013, 10:31:44 PM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 14, 2013, 10:31:44 PM
572: Grab a movie camera and a gun and hunt through the store saying you heard Bigfoot was seen there.
573: Wear a shaggy bear costume and walk through the store pretending to be Bigfoot.
;)
573: Wear a shaggy bear costume and walk through the store pretending to be Bigfoot.
;)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dinte on May 15, 2013, 02:36:26 AM
Post by: Dinte on May 15, 2013, 02:36:26 AM
573: Play tag with the employees
574: run around in your birthday suit
575: shout "I AM A BELIEBER"
574: run around in your birthday suit
575: shout "I AM A BELIEBER"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 15, 2013, 08:20:37 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 15, 2013, 08:20:37 AM
576: Run around shouting "The aliens have landed!" and pointing at random people saying "There's one! And there's one!".
577: Run around the store shouting "Earthquake!" and knocking everything of the shelves.
578: Fill up a trolley with lots of expensive items, and when they've totalled it at the checkout, pay using a bag of pennies (preferably pennies from a foreign country).
579: Run around the store pretending to be Chicken Litte yelling "The sky is falling!" and hiding under the tables, shelves, and checkout counters.
577: Run around the store shouting "Earthquake!" and knocking everything of the shelves.
578: Fill up a trolley with lots of expensive items, and when they've totalled it at the checkout, pay using a bag of pennies (preferably pennies from a foreign country).
579: Run around the store pretending to be Chicken Litte yelling "The sky is falling!" and hiding under the tables, shelves, and checkout counters.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dinte on May 15, 2013, 11:07:22 PM
Post by: Dinte on May 15, 2013, 11:07:22 PM
580: selling drugs
581: Screeching like a chimpanzee and jump on people
582: having fun
581: Screeching like a chimpanzee and jump on people
582: having fun
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on May 23, 2013, 08:20:52 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on May 23, 2013, 08:20:52 PM
583. Dress up as Martin the Warrior and yell, "You shall never take Redwall Abbey!".
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 23, 2013, 10:20:06 PM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 23, 2013, 10:20:06 PM
584: If you're an employee, wear a shirt that is not one of the officially allowed colour shades. ::)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Maudie on May 25, 2013, 07:39:03 AM
Post by: Maudie on May 25, 2013, 07:39:03 AM
585: Go tell an employee that you have a complaint to make about the store, then take them to an aisle and knock all the stuff off the shelves, then tell the employee that your complaint is the store is a mess
;D
;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Romsca on May 25, 2013, 02:37:12 PM
Post by: Romsca on May 25, 2013, 02:37:12 PM
586: Go up to the employee who works near the section where they sell tables. Stand near a particularly flimsy table and ask him "Wanna know how animals eat their food...?"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 26, 2013, 01:27:37 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on May 26, 2013, 01:27:37 AM
584.5: Ring up a few random employees early in the morning and tell them the corporate uniform is now been changed to pink colours ... it won't get you kicked out, but it will get them kicked out. :)
585.5: Go tell an employee that you have a complaint to make about the store, then take them to a food aisle and tell the employee that your complaint is there are bites marks in all the food ... when they say there aren't, grab some and take bites out and sya "Yes there are, see".
587: Pretend you're a monkey and climb up all the shelves and jump on all the beds, swing from the overhead lights, etc.
585.5: Go tell an employee that you have a complaint to make about the store, then take them to a food aisle and tell the employee that your complaint is there are bites marks in all the food ... when they say there aren't, grab some and take bites out and sya "Yes there are, see".
587: Pretend you're a monkey and climb up all the shelves and jump on all the beds, swing from the overhead lights, etc.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rachel25 on June 02, 2013, 04:50:11 PM
Post by: rachel25 on June 02, 2013, 04:50:11 PM
588: when the loud speaker comes on crouch on the floor and shout "NO the voices are back!!!!!" :)
589: go to the camping isle and set up one of the tent and tell the other people in the isle that they can join you if they go to the food isle and bring back biscuits. ;)
589: go to the camping isle and set up one of the tent and tell the other people in the isle that they can join you if they go to the food isle and bring back biscuits. ;)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on June 03, 2013, 04:36:32 AM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on June 03, 2013, 04:36:32 AM
590: Use one of the pricing devices and re-label all the items in the store to have an extra half-cent, e.g. $4.99.5
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on June 03, 2013, 11:06:35 AM
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on June 03, 2013, 11:06:35 AM
591. Find a remote-controlled car and take it to the longest aisle in the store. Then, demand that everyone gets out of the aisle. Claim that you have to get the car up to 88 miles per hour. (For added measure, hum the Back To the Future theme while you're making them leave.)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 19, 2013, 09:48:41 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 19, 2013, 09:48:41 PM
592. Open up there board games and start playing them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Maudie on July 19, 2013, 09:51:06 PM
Post by: Maudie on July 19, 2013, 09:51:06 PM
593. Take a bunch of clothespins and go around clipping them to people's clothes.
Someone I know actually got kicked out of a store along with her date for doing this.
Someone I know actually got kicked out of a store along with her date for doing this.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 19, 2013, 09:55:36 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 19, 2013, 09:55:36 PM
Quote from: Mask on July 19, 2013, 09:51:06 PMReally? LOL! ;D
Someone I know actually got kicked out of a store along with her date fot=r doing this.
594. Tell the store manager the 593 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart that we have done already.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on July 19, 2013, 11:08:20 PM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on July 19, 2013, 11:08:20 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on July 19, 2013, 09:55:36 PM
594. Tell the store manager the 593 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart that we have done already.
That's more likely to get you hired as the Security Expert. ;)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 19, 2013, 11:10:02 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 19, 2013, 11:10:02 PM
Quote from: Buzz_Bumble on July 19, 2013, 11:08:20 PMReally? ;DQuote from: Ungatt Trunn on July 19, 2013, 09:55:36 PM
594. Tell the store manager the 593 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart that we have done already.
That's more likely to get you hired as the Security Expert. ;)
595: Try to stage a fake police raid at Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on July 19, 2013, 11:29:23 PM
Post by: KitrallStreamrippler on July 19, 2013, 11:29:23 PM
596: Get a bunch of people to meet you there, dressed in blue t-shirts and khaki pants.
597: Get a bunch of people to freeze simultaneously, all over the store, and stay "frozen" for five minutes before "unfreezing" simultaneously and acting as though nothing had happened.
598: Stand in the technology aisle with a sign that says "Down with computers!", and tell people about how technology is ruining us, and how computers are eventually going to take over the world and make humans into mindless zombie slaves.
597: Get a bunch of people to freeze simultaneously, all over the store, and stay "frozen" for five minutes before "unfreezing" simultaneously and acting as though nothing had happened.
598: Stand in the technology aisle with a sign that says "Down with computers!", and tell people about how technology is ruining us, and how computers are eventually going to take over the world and make humans into mindless zombie slaves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on July 28, 2013, 10:42:39 PM
Post by: Buzz_Bumble on July 28, 2013, 10:42:39 PM
599: Stand at the exit and whenever someone tries to leave, step in front of them and shout "Thou shall not pass".
600: When the checkout person says your purchases will cost $X, wave you hand in front of you and say "These purchases are free". When he says they're not, wave you hand and say it again.
;)
601: When wanting to buy something really expensive (like a new TV), first visit the bank and get the money changed into bags of pennies.
600: When the checkout person says your purchases will cost $X, wave you hand in front of you and say "These purchases are free". When he says they're not, wave you hand and say it again.
;)
601: When wanting to buy something really expensive (like a new TV), first visit the bank and get the money changed into bags of pennies.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rachel25 on July 29, 2013, 03:15:46 PM
Post by: rachel25 on July 29, 2013, 03:15:46 PM
602 hide in the clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes jump out shouting "pick me! pick me!"
603 run down the ile shouting "Death to all who like FISH!!!
604 smell everyone's clothes as they walk past you :D
603 run down the ile shouting "Death to all who like FISH!!!
604 smell everyone's clothes as they walk past you :D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on July 29, 2013, 08:29:47 PM
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on July 29, 2013, 08:29:47 PM
605: hack into the speaker system (if they have one, aka PA system) and broadcast really loud Gangnam Style (xD)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on July 30, 2013, 09:13:47 AM
Post by: Ferrousferret on July 30, 2013, 09:13:47 AM
602: Punch out a random employee & drag their body to the restroom, then tell anyone who asks that you're doing an undercover investigation.
603: Read the books/ magazines & act them out loudly & emphatically in the middle of the isle, possibly involving random passers-by against their will.
604: Steal a toy gun & use it to prank a cashier.
605: Have an angry meltdown at the test video games.
603: Read the books/ magazines & act them out loudly & emphatically in the middle of the isle, possibly involving random passers-by against their will.
604: Steal a toy gun & use it to prank a cashier.
605: Have an angry meltdown at the test video games.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rachel25 on July 30, 2013, 05:53:01 PM
Post by: rachel25 on July 30, 2013, 05:53:01 PM
608 eat all the ice cream in the freezer isle
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Shade on July 30, 2013, 08:50:05 PM
Post by: The Shade on July 30, 2013, 08:50:05 PM
Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on July 29, 2013, 08:29:47 PM
605: hack into the speaker system (if they have one, aka PA system) and broadcast really loud Gangnam Style (xD)
Hahaha lol :D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on July 30, 2013, 09:40:55 PM
Post by: Ferrousferret on July 30, 2013, 09:40:55 PM
609: Dress like a hobo, get a guitar & pace the music isle offing to play the songs on the CDs for less than the store is offering.
610: Dress like a hobo & stand guard over the bathrooms while paying disturbingly close attention to anyone who approaches them.
610: Dress like a hobo & stand guard over the bathrooms while paying disturbingly close attention to anyone who approaches them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rachel25 on July 31, 2013, 04:04:51 PM
Post by: rachel25 on July 31, 2013, 04:04:51 PM
611 refuse to give back a toy you stole from a six year old and when his/her parents get angry start to cry :'( :D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on September 07, 2013, 08:09:51 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on September 07, 2013, 08:09:51 PM
Topic revive!
612: Go to the seafood ailse, get a large fish, and begin slapping people with it!
612: Go to the seafood ailse, get a large fish, and begin slapping people with it!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 28, 2013, 12:45:18 AM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 28, 2013, 12:45:18 AM
613: Go into the cosmetics area and smash all of the nail polish in sight on the floor.
614: Spill red nail polish on the floor and yourself, then scream, yell "Murder!", lie down in the middle of the nail polish puddle and try to look dead.
614: Spill red nail polish on the floor and yourself, then scream, yell "Murder!", lie down in the middle of the nail polish puddle and try to look dead.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 28, 2013, 01:18:15 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 28, 2013, 01:18:15 AM
615. Borrow a table, plates and food from the store, and do How Animals Eat Their Food with a friend. Right in the middle of the store.
616. Act out asdf movie with your friends.
616. Act out asdf movie with your friends.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on September 28, 2013, 03:40:13 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on September 28, 2013, 03:40:13 AM
(So in essence, steal a llama, and drive it into a wal-mart... yay.)
617: Do the milk gallon smashing prank.
617: Do the milk gallon smashing prank.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Blaggut on September 28, 2013, 06:24:29 PM
Post by: Blaggut on September 28, 2013, 06:24:29 PM
618: yell yo mama at everyone
619: take a perplexus from the toy aisle, and do it at the checkout, yell Yes! And NOOOOO! Loud a lot.
620: after the guy puts the bungees in the bungee metal thing, take them out and put them all,around the store or parking lot! :D :P
619: take a perplexus from the toy aisle, and do it at the checkout, yell Yes! And NOOOOO! Loud a lot.
620: after the guy puts the bungees in the bungee metal thing, take them out and put them all,around the store or parking lot! :D :P
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Blaggut on October 02, 2013, 06:42:42 PM
Post by: Blaggut on October 02, 2013, 06:42:42 PM
Revived cuz this Hasnt gotten to 10000
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on October 02, 2013, 06:50:17 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on October 02, 2013, 06:50:17 PM
It was only 1,000 not 10,000.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 02, 2013, 07:50:21 PM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 02, 2013, 07:50:21 PM
621. Valk around 'oldin' advertizmentz for ozer ztorez zuch az Toyz-R-Uz, Target, an' Ukropz.
622. Brin' in a carrot an' ztart ztabbin' people viz it zhoutin' "AH FOUND A CARROT!!!!!".
623. Brin' zeveral friendz viz ye (optional) an' gae open zome packz o' gum an' ztart chevin' an' blovin' bubblez viz it.
624. Ztart zin'in Chriztmaz carrolz vhen tiz anytime except December or January.
625. Brin' zome friendz (again optional) an' ztart doin' Monty Pyzon zketchez.
626. Ztart zin'in' ze ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAMMITY ZPAM VONDERFUL ZPAM! zon'.
627. Jump oot at people an' yell "NOBODY EXPECTZ ZE ZPANIZH INQUIZITION!!!" an' zen valk avay tae dae it tae ze next perzon.
622. Brin' in a carrot an' ztart ztabbin' people viz it zhoutin' "AH FOUND A CARROT!!!!!".
623. Brin' zeveral friendz viz ye (optional) an' gae open zome packz o' gum an' ztart chevin' an' blovin' bubblez viz it.
624. Ztart zin'in Chriztmaz carrolz vhen tiz anytime except December or January.
625. Brin' zome friendz (again optional) an' ztart doin' Monty Pyzon zketchez.
626. Ztart zin'in' ze ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAMMITY ZPAM VONDERFUL ZPAM! zon'.
627. Jump oot at people an' yell "NOBODY EXPECTZ ZE ZPANIZH INQUIZITION!!!" an' zen valk avay tae dae it tae ze next perzon.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on October 02, 2013, 07:54:22 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on October 02, 2013, 07:54:22 PM
Number 626 would get you kicked out of any where.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 02, 2013, 07:59:05 PM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 02, 2013, 07:59:05 PM
Ezpecially a Grocery ztore...Juzt imagine valkin' up tae ze zpam zection, takin' a can o' zpam from ze zhelve an' zen goin' around ze ztore zin'in' ze zpam zon'!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Blaggut on October 03, 2013, 07:58:24 AM
Post by: Blaggut on October 03, 2013, 07:58:24 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 02, 2013, 07:50:21 PM
621. Valk around 'oldin' advertizmentz for ozer ztorez zuch az Toyz-R-Uz, Target, an' Ukropz.
622. Brin' in a carrot an' ztart ztabbin' people viz it zhoutin' "AH FOUND A CARROT!!!!!".
623. Brin' zeveral friendz viz ye (optional) an' gae open zome packz o' gum an' ztart chevin' an' blovin' bubblez viz it.
624. Ztart zin'in Chriztmaz carrolz vhen tiz anytime except December or January.
625. Brin' zome friendz (again optional) an' ztart doin' Monty anning m..
626. Ztart zin'in' ze ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAMMITY ZPAM VONDERFUL ZPAM! zon'.
627. Jump oot at people an' yell "NOBODY EXPECTZ ZE ZPANIZH INQUIZITION!!!" an' zen valk avay tae dae it tae ze next perzon.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Blaggut on October 03, 2013, 08:02:32 AM
Post by: Blaggut on October 03, 2013, 08:02:32 AM
I couldnt fit my lol in the quote.. By the way, i found a carrot! No wage ferret meat candy army has rations.. Already planning an attack on this thread..
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on October 03, 2013, 08:10:20 AM
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on October 03, 2013, 08:10:20 AM
628. Let dogs loose in the store. Watch them proudly and shout 'Those are my boys/girls!'
629. Go up to the checkout workers and say 'Do you have a permit for this?'
629. Go up to the checkout workers and say 'Do you have a permit for this?'
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on October 03, 2013, 12:00:37 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on October 03, 2013, 12:00:37 PM
630: Pull someone aside and begin explaining the air resistance of a sparrow when holding a coconut.
Then blow their mind by saying; "But is it an African, or European sparrow."
Then blow their mind by saying; "But is it an African, or European sparrow."
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on October 03, 2013, 10:00:43 PM
Post by: Ferrousferret on October 03, 2013, 10:00:43 PM
631; Insist that the prices are being supernaturally lowered by a god & start a cult
632: Insist that you can do the greeter's jobs better, then forcibly try to prove it in a creepy, obsessive manner on unwilling customers.
633: Lead in a guerrilla unit to try to find and destroy the heart of Walmart
634: Shadow any customer who looks at you the wrong way demanding karmic vengeance.
635: Ask the pharmacist which brand of pain killers will sell better on the black market
632: Insist that you can do the greeter's jobs better, then forcibly try to prove it in a creepy, obsessive manner on unwilling customers.
633: Lead in a guerrilla unit to try to find and destroy the heart of Walmart
634: Shadow any customer who looks at you the wrong way demanding karmic vengeance.
635: Ask the pharmacist which brand of pain killers will sell better on the black market
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on October 29, 2013, 08:38:06 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on October 29, 2013, 08:38:06 PM
636: Yell at everyone that Monty Python is the best thing ever invented, and keep talking about it (and talking about it, and talking about it...) :D :P
637: Grab a microphone and start singing "What Makes You Beautiful" in the most croony, One Direction-ish voice you can manage.
637: Grab a microphone and start singing "What Makes You Beautiful" in the most croony, One Direction-ish voice you can manage.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Shade on October 29, 2013, 08:45:28 PM
Post by: The Shade on October 29, 2013, 08:45:28 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on October 29, 2013, 08:38:06 PMYep, I wound definitely kick someone out if that happened.
637: Grab a microphone and start singing "What Makes You Beautiful" in the most croony, One Direction-ish voice you can manage.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on October 30, 2013, 02:52:16 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on October 30, 2013, 02:52:16 AM
638: Play 1,000,000 Bottles of Root beer on the Wall with real Root Beer bottles.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on October 30, 2013, 09:07:05 PM
Post by: Ferrousferret on October 30, 2013, 09:07:05 PM
639: Get in an argument with the manager of the electronics section because you can't find the Big Macs.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 30, 2013, 10:57:20 PM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 30, 2013, 10:57:20 PM
640. Endlezzly zay Zpam Zpam Zpam Zpam...
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 31, 2013, 06:31:42 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 31, 2013, 06:31:42 PM
641.Knock all the cans over WHEN A WALMART PERSON IS STANDING RIGHT THERE, and point to someone else and say 'They made me do it' when they were nowhere near you!
642. the above, only accuse the walmart person
643.the aboves, only blame it on NO ONE, then announce over the inter com very calmly that it was you! and then say exactly where you are!
644. make farting noises into the intercom
and i hope no one trys any of this...
642. the above, only accuse the walmart person
643.the aboves, only blame it on NO ONE, then announce over the inter com very calmly that it was you! and then say exactly where you are!
644. make farting noises into the intercom
and i hope no one trys any of this...
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on November 05, 2013, 09:52:06 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on November 05, 2013, 09:52:06 PM
645: Start handing out cupons like candy tk all the shoppers.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on November 05, 2013, 11:32:26 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on November 05, 2013, 11:32:26 PM
646: Shoot everyone with a paintball gun.
647: Go and try on a bunch of footsie pajamas, and then run around the store dressed in them.
647: Go and try on a bunch of footsie pajamas, and then run around the store dressed in them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on November 07, 2013, 01:55:19 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on November 07, 2013, 01:55:19 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 05, 2013, 11:32:26 PM
647: Go and try on a bunch of footsie pajamas, and then run around the store dressed in them.
That was a mental image I did not want to see.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on November 07, 2013, 06:11:01 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on November 07, 2013, 06:11:01 PM
648: Start screaming at random people for no real reason.
649:Start chewing Wal-Mart out -- over the PA!!! ( have actually done- I'm forbidden to go into ANY Wal-Mart now! :D)
650:Start dancing and then scream BLOODY MURDER!! STOP ME DANCING!! but keep dancing, no matter what they do! I tried this in Target the other day! ;D ;D
649:Start chewing Wal-Mart out -- over the PA!!! ( have actually done- I'm forbidden to go into ANY Wal-Mart now! :D)
650:Start dancing and then scream BLOODY MURDER!! STOP ME DANCING!! but keep dancing, no matter what they do! I tried this in Target the other day! ;D ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on November 10, 2013, 04:38:08 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on November 10, 2013, 04:38:08 AM
651. Start slapping people randomly.
652. Start hitting people in the face with pie randomly.
653. Start firiing water guns at people randomly.
654. Show the Wal-Mart manager this topic randomly. ;D
652. Start hitting people in the face with pie randomly.
653. Start firiing water guns at people randomly.
654. Show the Wal-Mart manager this topic randomly. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on November 10, 2013, 06:03:57 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on November 10, 2013, 06:03:57 PM
655: Start throwing random food at everyone!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on November 15, 2013, 01:05:25 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on November 15, 2013, 01:05:25 AM
656: Start a pie war!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: SPSF kodachorm otter7486 on November 16, 2013, 06:52:03 AM
Post by: SPSF kodachorm otter7486 on November 16, 2013, 06:52:03 AM
657:act like Hollywood undead and start to rap the song undead
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on November 16, 2013, 08:28:46 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on November 16, 2013, 08:28:46 PM
@SPSF kodachorm otter7486. You're supposed to a number before your post, that we can keep better trach! ;)
658: start ripping open packs gum and start chewing it!
658: start ripping open packs gum and start chewing it!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on November 16, 2013, 09:55:54 PM
Post by: Rusvul on November 16, 2013, 09:55:54 PM
659: Just chew the bubblegum, pack, shelf, and all.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 16, 2013, 11:32:09 PM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 16, 2013, 11:32:09 PM
660. Ztart runnin' around zcreamin' AH'M GOIN' TAE BE KICKED OOT O' VALMART! YAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on November 17, 2013, 06:50:51 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on November 17, 2013, 06:50:51 PM
Ha ha!! Head you are too funny!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 17, 2013, 07:48:16 PM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 17, 2013, 07:48:16 PM
661. Ztart runnin' around ze ztore zhoutin' AH AM TAAE FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! VAFFLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on November 27, 2013, 07:02:05 AM
Post by: winifred on November 27, 2013, 07:02:05 AM
662:
1. connect long hose to water fountain
2. lay hose in plastic kiddy pool
3. attach weight to water fountain activation-bar-thingy
4. wait
5. enjoy pool..... ;D
663.
Go around with a 30 question questionnaire and ask everyone in store to fill it out.
664.
Spend your life in the food court
1. connect long hose to water fountain
2. lay hose in plastic kiddy pool
3. attach weight to water fountain activation-bar-thingy
4. wait
5. enjoy pool..... ;D
663.
Go around with a 30 question questionnaire and ask everyone in store to fill it out.
664.
Spend your life in the food court
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on November 27, 2013, 02:12:40 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on November 27, 2013, 02:12:40 PM
665: Go around taking candid photos of everybody in the store.
666: Start yelling "Fire!" and open one of those emergency-exit doors that set off an alarm when you open them.
666: Start yelling "Fire!" and open one of those emergency-exit doors that set off an alarm when you open them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on December 12, 2013, 10:14:15 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on December 12, 2013, 10:14:15 PM
667: Announce over the store intercom that aliens are invading and that everyone should hide in the employees-only back stock rooms. (You know what I mean.)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 12, 2013, 10:18:24 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 12, 2013, 10:18:24 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 27, 2013, 02:12:40 PMScary number... ;D
666: Start yelling "Fire!" and open one of those emergency-exit doors that set
668: get some friends, open some instruments from some boxes, and start playing the acoustic cover of Skrillex's "First Of The Year" on a tall platform.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on December 21, 2013, 12:02:34 AM
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on December 21, 2013, 12:02:34 AM
669: bulid a castle out of toilet paper
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: doogy plum on December 21, 2013, 01:23:52 AM
Post by: doogy plum on December 21, 2013, 01:23:52 AM
670: put mistletoe over the main entrance
671: Go up to a random person and give them a hug and a kiss and yell "It's Santa Claus!!!"
671: Go up to a random person and give them a hug and a kiss and yell "It's Santa Claus!!!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: doogy plum on December 21, 2013, 01:29:58 AM
Post by: doogy plum on December 21, 2013, 01:29:58 AM
672: go up to a random person and yell "HELP I SAW THAT GUY ON THE NEWS HE'S A CROOK
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on January 05, 2014, 12:39:10 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on January 05, 2014, 12:39:10 AM
@doogy: Two things: Please, no double posting, and please don't stretch the screen. :)
673. Start pulling things off the shelves, take them to the grills and burn them.
673. Start pulling things off the shelves, take them to the grills and burn them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Iamthatis on January 15, 2014, 09:23:14 PM
Post by: Iamthatis on January 15, 2014, 09:23:14 PM
Lol those are great ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 21, 2014, 02:16:48 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 21, 2014, 02:16:48 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 27, 2013, 02:12:40 PM
665: Go around taking candid photos of everybody in the store.
666: Start yelling "Fire!" and open one of those emergency-exit doors that set off an alarm when you open them.
Uheheh, I accidentally set off one of those doors while on Vacation. The manager had to shut off the alarm.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on January 21, 2014, 05:18:32 PM
Post by: Ferrousferret on January 21, 2014, 05:18:32 PM
674: Dress in camo & hide in the shelves in the garden section
675: Dress like a hobo, then run around, jumping into random people's arms & adamantly demand that you are a child of theirs that they left at Walmart years ago.
675: Dress like a hobo, then run around, jumping into random people's arms & adamantly demand that you are a child of theirs that they left at Walmart years ago.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on January 23, 2014, 03:38:05 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on January 23, 2014, 03:38:05 PM
676. Bring some friends, get some airsoft guns and start an airsoft war in the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Skipper on January 23, 2014, 07:54:02 PM
Post by: Skipper on January 23, 2014, 07:54:02 PM
677: Gallon smashing
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 23, 2014, 08:55:39 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on January 23, 2014, 08:55:39 PM
Quote from: Skipper on January 23, 2014, 07:54:02 PM
677: Gallon smashing
Yeeees!
678: go to the garden section, and pretend to be a dryad.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: doogy plum on March 23, 2014, 08:45:44 PM
Post by: doogy plum on March 23, 2014, 08:45:44 PM
Anybody crazy enough to do all of these things has serious mental problems.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 23, 2014, 11:49:49 PM
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 23, 2014, 11:49:49 PM
680: YELL AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS LIKE THIS AT ALL OF THE CLERKS!!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on March 24, 2014, 12:20:58 AM
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on March 24, 2014, 12:20:58 AM
681: Pretend like you are a spy and run around the store humming "Mission Impossible"
682: Curl up in the fetal position and start yelling for your mom
683: Pick your nose in the store security cameras
682: Curl up in the fetal position and start yelling for your mom
683: Pick your nose in the store security cameras
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 24, 2014, 04:28:43 PM
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 24, 2014, 04:28:43 PM
684: Run around yelling eulalia and smashing stuff.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on March 24, 2014, 07:17:54 PM
Post by: Ferrousferret on March 24, 2014, 07:17:54 PM
685: Go around obviously setting up hidden cameras & hacking surveillance systems. Then, whenever anybody walks by, mutter & snigger to yourself about how Kmart will prevail.
686: Put Chia-pet seeds in a bottle & pretend to be offering free samples of new hair care products.
686: Put Chia-pet seeds in a bottle & pretend to be offering free samples of new hair care products.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on March 24, 2014, 07:24:03 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on March 24, 2014, 07:24:03 PM
696. Run around with torches burning peoples hair
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: redwallbro on March 26, 2014, 12:54:37 PM
Post by: redwallbro on March 26, 2014, 12:54:37 PM
697. Push down the shelves and yell EXTREME DOMINOES!!!!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 29, 2014, 04:22:56 PM
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 29, 2014, 04:22:56 PM
698. Go around chloroforming random people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 29, 2014, 10:16:52 PM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 29, 2014, 10:16:52 PM
699: Ztart tryin' tae 'elp ozerz az a phzychologizt.
700: Explain tae ozer cuztomerz zat ye're an undercover employee an' ye need tae check zeir purchazez for ztolen oitemz.
701: Grab zeveral rollz o' paper-tovelz an' ztartz chuckin' zem at everybeazt.
700: Explain tae ozer cuztomerz zat ye're an undercover employee an' ye need tae check zeir purchazez for ztolen oitemz.
701: Grab zeveral rollz o' paper-tovelz an' ztartz chuckin' zem at everybeazt.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 01:38:13 AM
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 01:38:13 AM
I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......? :-\ :P
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 01, 2014, 01:45:56 AM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 01, 2014, 01:45:56 AM
702: Actually dae ziz ztuff.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on May 01, 2014, 01:53:26 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on May 01, 2014, 01:53:26 AM
Quote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 01:38:13 AM
I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......? :-\ :P
We mostly (pretty much not at all) don't do this. Basic pranks like dressing like a hobo won't get you in trouble. We don't really do serious things like staging a kidnapping or anything. :P
We're not that crazy. :)
Well, never mind.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 01, 2014, 01:57:50 AM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 01, 2014, 01:57:50 AM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on May 01, 2014, 01:53:26 AMQuote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 01:38:13 AM
I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......? :-\ :P
We mostly (pretty much not at all) don't do this. Basic pranks like dressing like a hobo won't get you in trouble. We don't really do serious things like staging a kidnapping or anything. :P
We're not that crazy. :)
Well, never mind.
Aye, never moind zat. Ve're crazier! *Lopzided grin*
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on May 01, 2014, 03:18:50 AM
Post by: Rusvul on May 01, 2014, 03:18:50 AM
Quote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 01:38:13 AMWhy, of course we do!
I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......? :-\ :P
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on May 01, 2014, 01:53:26 AMWhat, you don't? Oh, you're missing out. I tried out the chloroform one a few days ago. It was fun! 0 OQuote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 01:38:13 AM
I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......? :-\ :P
We mostly (pretty much not at all) don't do this. Basic pranks like dressing like a hobo won't get you in trouble. We don't really do serious things like staging a kidnapping or anything. :P
We're not that crazy. :)
Well, never mind.
\___/
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on May 01, 2014, 11:57:32 AM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on May 01, 2014, 11:57:32 AM
Um, I know you tried to make a distorted face, but that's a little much. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on May 01, 2014, 02:07:28 PM
Post by: Rusvul on May 01, 2014, 02:07:28 PM
Uhhhhh... It lined up as I was typing it, okay? Try ctrl-mouse wheeling in a little. Might look better? Maybe?
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on May 01, 2014, 03:16:24 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on May 01, 2014, 03:16:24 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 29, 2014, 10:16:52 PM
699: Ztart tryin' tae 'elp ozerz az a phzychologizt.
I think you guys could use a Psychologist I as a matter of fact am planing to go into psychology so when I get my degree Feel free to come to me... and if you don't ill come to you.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 01, 2014, 08:57:40 PM
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 01, 2014, 08:57:40 PM
Oh, no! I already have one, I don't need another!
Complaining is unhealthy. You must take a proactive aproach to life to feel happier.
Why don't you do that?
Because all I need to do to feel happy is cause you to become annoyed to insanity.
I don't think that is healthy. I diagnose you with sadism.
Woah, woah. Who has the degree here?
You do. But, one, you are me-
Unfortunately.
-and two, your degree is from an online college based in Botswana.
So?
So it is invalid.
So?
Oh no you don't!!!
So?
I used to have a little brother who did that... Now I don't.
But I am you, remember? I know for a fact your little brother is indeed alive and still does that to you!
You won't know anything if I get my hands on you!
I am a figment of your imagination. You can not put your hands on me. Now, continuing my diagnosis, I see that you are psychotic and a pathological liar, plus *urk*
Yeah. You're a figment of my imagination. But I still control my imagination. Shrink, meet imaginary hand.
Complaining is unhealthy. You must take a proactive aproach to life to feel happier.
Why don't you do that?
Because all I need to do to feel happy is cause you to become annoyed to insanity.
I don't think that is healthy. I diagnose you with sadism.
Woah, woah. Who has the degree here?
You do. But, one, you are me-
Unfortunately.
-and two, your degree is from an online college based in Botswana.
So?
So it is invalid.
So?
Oh no you don't!!!
So?
I used to have a little brother who did that... Now I don't.
But I am you, remember? I know for a fact your little brother is indeed alive and still does that to you!
You won't know anything if I get my hands on you!
I am a figment of your imagination. You can not put your hands on me. Now, continuing my diagnosis, I see that you are psychotic and a pathological liar, plus *urk*
Yeah. You're a figment of my imagination. But I still control my imagination. Shrink, meet imaginary hand.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on May 01, 2014, 09:30:04 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on May 01, 2014, 09:30:04 PM
hey your shrink sounds an awful lot like my conscience. Maybe they can get together and have a good healthy argument. I call her Phil, don't ask why. Shrink meet Phil.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 09:51:35 PM
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 09:51:35 PM
Ya, my conscience too. ;D But I won't tell you their name ;)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on May 01, 2014, 10:10:02 PM
Post by: Rusvul on May 01, 2014, 10:10:02 PM
...What's a conscience?
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 11:37:26 PM
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 01, 2014, 11:37:26 PM
haha very funny :P
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on May 02, 2014, 02:32:31 AM
Post by: Faiyloe on May 02, 2014, 02:32:31 AM
You can barrow mine I only need Phil when I have caffeine anyway.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on May 02, 2014, 05:17:43 AM
Post by: Rusvul on May 02, 2014, 05:17:43 AM
...Oh, consciences are like little voices in your head? I have one of those. It mostly tells me I should burn things. Flames are so preeeeetttyyyy....
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on May 02, 2014, 04:42:29 PM
Post by: Ferrousferret on May 02, 2014, 04:42:29 PM
703: Walk around in scrubs and try to convince random people that they're really in a mental hospital & the Walmart, their families & their lives are just vivid hallucinations.
704: Collapse on the ground screaming, ripping at your shirt and acting like a Xenoform is going to pop out. (That is what the Aliens from the Alien movies are called, right)
705: Tear pages out of the X-rated magazines & glue them inside the children's books.
704: Collapse on the ground screaming, ripping at your shirt and acting like a Xenoform is going to pop out. (That is what the Aliens from the Alien movies are called, right)
705: Tear pages out of the X-rated magazines & glue them inside the children's books.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 03, 2014, 12:01:19 AM
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 03, 2014, 12:01:19 AM
706. Curl in a ball screaming and act like you are having a seizure or something. Then, when someone approaches you, run away and start shopping normally like nothing happened.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 12:03:38 AM
Post by: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 12:03:38 AM
706: Cut the balloon strings. . . all of them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 03, 2014, 03:45:00 AM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 03, 2014, 03:45:00 AM
707: Blov up Valmart viz a Deaz Ztar!
708: Drezz up an' zen run around loike Batman an' Robin!
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2012/03/tumblrm0beomkppg1r5ur0ho1500.gif)
708: Drezz up an' zen run around loike Batman an' Robin!
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2012/03/tumblrm0beomkppg1r5ur0ho1500.gif)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 04, 2014, 06:46:37 PM
Post by: ZaranTheBlack on May 04, 2014, 06:46:37 PM
So funny, I actually watch that version of the show. Not as good as the newer ones, though! ::)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 04, 2014, 09:00:05 PM
Post by: The Skarzs on May 04, 2014, 09:00:05 PM
709: Barf on the cash register.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on May 04, 2014, 09:13:13 PM
Post by: Norham Waterpaw on May 04, 2014, 09:13:13 PM
710: Barf on the clerk running the cash register.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on May 05, 2014, 02:59:03 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on May 05, 2014, 02:59:03 PM
Well this might not get you kicked out but I so want to try this
711: Run around with a banana and a sonic screwdriver and ask people I they have see a man (Describe The Doctor Here) run by.
711: Run around with a banana and a sonic screwdriver and ask people I they have see a man (Describe The Doctor Here) run by.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on May 05, 2014, 05:29:38 PM
Post by: Ferrousferret on May 05, 2014, 05:29:38 PM
712: Hide in random places. When someone walks by, leap out hissing "JUDASSSS" at them with a crazed look in your eye.
713: Play hide & seek in the fresh produce area.
714: Go rock climbing with full gear at random places in the store.
715: Walk around harassing people with Satanist propeganda.
713: Play hide & seek in the fresh produce area.
714: Go rock climbing with full gear at random places in the store.
715: Walk around harassing people with Satanist propeganda.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tam and Martin on May 05, 2014, 05:32:11 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on May 05, 2014, 05:32:11 PM
713. String Christmas lights all over the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 02:52:48 AM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 02:52:48 AM
714: Open up a can o' beanz, tazte zem, zpit zem oot in dizguzt an' zay "Bad Bad Beanz!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 06, 2014, 02:54:15 AM
Post by: The Skarzs on May 06, 2014, 02:54:15 AM
715: Take out your wrath with grapes. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 03:54:40 AM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 03:54:40 AM
716: Butter zome bread, take a bite, an' run over tae ze door an' zrov it oot, zhoutin' "AN 'ZTAY OOT!!!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on May 06, 2014, 05:15:23 PM
Post by: Ferrousferret on May 06, 2014, 05:15:23 PM
717: Do exactly what the last guy said, but with customers. Or employees. Or the Manager.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on May 06, 2014, 06:07:01 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on May 06, 2014, 06:07:01 PM
I do so hope that none of you are doing anything... illegal. (IF you are doing any of this stuff at all)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 06:14:16 PM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 06:14:16 PM
718: Cloimb on top o' ze zhelvez an' refuze tae come dovn.
719: Take av o' ze big bouncy-ballz oot o' vhere zey're kept an' ztart bouncin' zem dovn ze aizlez.
720: Dae ze zin' vhere ye azk for an employee, zen 'oide.
719: Take av o' ze big bouncy-ballz oot o' vhere zey're kept an' ztart bouncin' zem dovn ze aizlez.
720: Dae ze zin' vhere ye azk for an employee, zen 'oide.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tam and Martin on May 06, 2014, 07:12:46 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on May 06, 2014, 07:12:46 PM
721. Pretend to murder someone else in the store >:D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 11:24:04 PM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 11:24:04 PM
722. Keep daein' ziz.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on May 07, 2014, 01:21:19 PM
Post by: Rusvul on May 07, 2014, 01:21:19 PM
139,501,843,810,740,038,964,016,389,701: Be really really obnoxious.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2014, 07:53:22 PM
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2014, 07:53:22 PM
723. Have Skarz and Corny chase you through the store destroying everything in their unified attempt to obliterate you while you call back annoying and cheesy things at them (Oooh, isn't chasing Wylder together so romantic???)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on May 09, 2014, 11:49:55 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on May 09, 2014, 11:49:55 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 06, 2014, 06:07:01 PMI wouldn't dare to do most of this stuff. ::)
I do so hope that none of you are doing anything... illegal. (IF you are doing any of this stuff at all)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 09, 2014, 11:54:06 PM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 09, 2014, 11:54:06 PM
724. Take twa torchez an' ztart zpinnin' aboot fazt-loike loike a pulzar.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EexnG-hhj4Q/Us4KWa4DnfI/AAAAAAAAE0E/mTZ9WS2vq4c/s1600/Millisecond_Pulsar_with_Magnetic_Field_Structure_hd720.gif)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EexnG-hhj4Q/Us4KWa4DnfI/AAAAAAAAE0E/mTZ9WS2vq4c/s1600/Millisecond_Pulsar_with_Magnetic_Field_Structure_hd720.gif)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 09, 2014, 11:55:43 PM
Post by: The Skarzs on May 09, 2014, 11:55:43 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2014, 07:53:22 PM_ _
723. Have Skarz and Corny chase you through the store destroying everything in their unified attempt to obliterate you while you call back annoying and cheesy things at them (Oooh, isn't chasing Wylder together so romantic???)
O_O
725: Try on all the clothes.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on May 10, 2014, 10:27:59 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on May 10, 2014, 10:27:59 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2014, 07:53:22 PM
723. Have Skarz and Corny chase you through the store destroying everything in their unified attempt to obliterate you while you call back annoying and cheesy things at them (Oooh, isn't chasing Wylder together so romantic???)
724: Kill Wylder for not letting the whole teasing thing drop, and not getting that it's an RP through his thick skull.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 10, 2014, 11:48:05 PM
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 10, 2014, 11:48:05 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 02:52:48 AM
714: Open up a can o' beanz, tazte zem, zpit zem oot in dizguzt an' zay "Bad Bad Beanz!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 03:54:40 AM
716: Butter zome bread, take a bite, an' run over tae ze door an' zrov it oot, zhoutin' "AN 'ZTAY OOT!!!"
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 05, 2014, 02:59:03 PMAll the Doctor Who references! This is fantastic!
Well this might not get you kicked out but I so want to try this
711: Run around with a banana and a sonic screwdriver and ask people I they have see a man (Describe The Doctor Here) run by.
726: Grab the fish fingers from the frozen food aisle and the custard from wherever you get custard, then after cooking the food, sit in the middle of a random aisle, dipping the fish fingers in the custard.
727: With a friend, cosplay as the Doctor and one of his companions, then proceed to act out an entire episode in the middle of the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 11, 2014, 12:40:55 AM
Post by: The Skarzs on May 11, 2014, 12:40:55 AM
728: Gather a bunch of homeless people and have them go around just looking at the food.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 12, 2014, 08:26:44 PM
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 12, 2014, 08:26:44 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 10, 2014, 10:27:59 PMQuote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2014, 07:53:22 PM
723. Have Skarz and Corny chase you through the store destroying everything in their unified attempt to obliterate you while you call back annoying and cheesy things at them (Oooh, isn't chasing Wylder together so romantic???)
724: Kill Wylder for not letting the whole teasing thing drop, and not getting that it's an RP through his thick skull.
729: Be murdered by Corny in the middle of the store... :'(
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tam and Martin on May 12, 2014, 08:28:45 PM
Post by: Tam and Martin on May 12, 2014, 08:28:45 PM
730. Come to Wylder's rescue while knocking over all the shelves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 12, 2014, 08:52:47 PM
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 12, 2014, 08:52:47 PM
731: Smash everything with Thor's hammer!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 12, 2014, 10:06:11 PM
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 12, 2014, 10:06:11 PM
732: Steal a speaker-thingie that they use to call employees to aisles and stuff, then start singing this into it:
http://youtu.be/fmGHAl8j5b0
http://youtu.be/fmGHAl8j5b0
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on May 12, 2014, 11:18:21 PM
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on May 12, 2014, 11:18:21 PM
733: Go to the frozen isle and eat all the ice cream.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on May 13, 2014, 01:15:07 AM
Post by: Kitsune on May 13, 2014, 01:15:07 AM
734: Open up all of the ice bags and throw ice around while singing "Let It Go". :D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 13, 2014, 01:16:10 AM
Post by: The Skarzs on May 13, 2014, 01:16:10 AM
735: Spit on the doors of the frozen foods and clean them (Spit 'n shine)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on May 13, 2014, 03:10:59 AM
Post by: Rusvul on May 13, 2014, 03:10:59 AM
735: Sig Katyusha. Very loudly. In Russian.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ferrousferret on May 13, 2014, 08:47:03 PM
Post by: Ferrousferret on May 13, 2014, 08:47:03 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 11, 2014, 12:40:55 AM
728: Gather a bunch of homeless people and have them go around just looking at the food.
736: Or, alternatively, gather a bunch of homeless people, tell them you'll buy them anything they want... then, sort of, just wander off.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 14, 2014, 01:40:54 AM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 14, 2014, 01:40:54 AM
737. Drav zmoiley facez in ze frozen-food doorz. (Ze fog)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tam and Martin on May 14, 2014, 01:45:21 AM
Post by: Tam and Martin on May 14, 2014, 01:45:21 AM
738: Run around with fake retractable knives and pretend to stab people :-X
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on May 14, 2014, 01:46:10 AM
Post by: Rusvul on May 14, 2014, 01:46:10 AM
739: Run around with not-so-fake not-so-retractable knives and not-so-pretend to stab people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 17, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 17, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
740: Act out an entire Redwall-style battle, with foam swords from the toys section.
(All of these...or at least most..would make a great video for YouTube. Imagine getting a group of friends together, going to a Walmart, and recording yourselves doing these things until getting kicked out.)
(All of these...or at least most..would make a great video for YouTube. Imagine getting a group of friends together, going to a Walmart, and recording yourselves doing these things until getting kicked out.)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on May 17, 2014, 02:08:41 PM
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on May 17, 2014, 02:08:41 PM
741: sing the star spangled banner while waving flags in everyones face.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 17, 2014, 02:14:23 PM
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 17, 2014, 02:14:23 PM
742: fall asleep on one of the display beds. (The ones that they put out to show what certain quilts and stuff look like on a bed.) When someone tries to wake you up, act like you're having a nightmare or just a really intense dream and scream: "THE WEASEL ARMY IS COMING! THE WEASEL ARMY SHOWS NO MERCY! WE MUST TAKE COVER, BEFORE THEY OVERTAKE OUR SQUIRREL OUTPOST!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on May 17, 2014, 03:40:37 PM
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on May 17, 2014, 03:40:37 PM
Pfff. weasels couldn't take squirrels. :P
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on May 17, 2014, 03:48:58 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on May 17, 2014, 03:48:58 PM
So true! ;D Squiddels rule (Spelling intentional)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 17, 2014, 05:42:40 PM
Post by: Dag Downyfur on May 17, 2014, 05:42:40 PM
(Then you can swap the weasels and squirrels XD so that it's the merciless squirrel army.)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 29, 2014, 08:11:19 PM
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on May 29, 2014, 08:11:19 PM
743: Goosestep around the store drawing swastikas on everything and yelling, "Hail Hitler!"
744: Have a sudden personality change and start burning everything you drew a swastika on yelling "Blasted Nazis!"
744: Have a sudden personality change and start burning everything you drew a swastika on yelling "Blasted Nazis!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on October 04, 2014, 09:07:09 PM
Post by: Delthion on October 04, 2014, 09:07:09 PM
#745. Start bribing all of the cashiers to quit.
#746. Run around yelling "BOMB!!!!!"
#746. Run around yelling "BOMB!!!!!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Izeroth on October 05, 2014, 11:48:00 PM
Post by: Izeroth on October 05, 2014, 11:48:00 PM
#747: Start yelling about how much you love Target, and about how Target is better.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 05, 2014, 11:54:45 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 05, 2014, 11:54:45 PM
#748: Start randomly dancing, and grabbing people and forcing them to dance with you.
#749: Open all the candy and cereal, and throw it EVERYWHERE.
#750: Grab a phone, hodl it upside down, and start singing obnoxious songs really out of tune. And at the top of your lungs.
#749: Open all the candy and cereal, and throw it EVERYWHERE.
#750: Grab a phone, hodl it upside down, and start singing obnoxious songs really out of tune. And at the top of your lungs.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on October 06, 2014, 12:35:02 AM
Post by: Delthion on October 06, 2014, 12:35:02 AM
#751. Shatter all of the glass in the store and say "Ooh, shiny!"
#752. Start eating everyone's hair.
#752. Start eating everyone's hair.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Mask on October 06, 2014, 05:17:14 AM
Post by: The Mask on October 06, 2014, 05:17:14 AM
#753: Crawl along the floor and trying to eat people's toes shouting "I'll eat you all, humans!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on October 07, 2014, 12:34:25 AM
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on October 07, 2014, 12:34:25 AM
754: Call the Department of Homeland Defense and report terrorist activity in Walmart
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on October 07, 2014, 01:21:58 AM
Post by: Delthion on October 07, 2014, 01:21:58 AM
#755. Call a local kamikaze and tell it to crash into Walmart.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: CaptainRocktree on October 17, 2014, 09:23:29 PM
Post by: CaptainRocktree on October 17, 2014, 09:23:29 PM
#756 Gather up a lot of people and dress like the Walmart staff and walk around and tell people what to do!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on October 17, 2014, 10:40:30 PM
Post by: The Skarzs on October 17, 2014, 10:40:30 PM
#757: Start twerking. :P DX
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Izeroth on October 17, 2014, 10:45:31 PM
Post by: Izeroth on October 17, 2014, 10:45:31 PM
#758: Turn all of the speakers in the electronics section as high as possible, making sure to play the most obnoxious music possible.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on October 17, 2014, 10:48:42 PM
Post by: The Skarzs on October 17, 2014, 10:48:42 PM
#759: Try to fold the screen of all the non-foldable laptops.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on October 17, 2014, 11:42:05 PM
Post by: Rusvul on October 17, 2014, 11:42:05 PM
Non... foldable.. laptops? What? Those exist? That seems dumb...
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 17, 2014, 11:49:21 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 17, 2014, 11:49:21 PM
Does seem strange, doesn't it? Doesn't that, like, defeat the purpose?
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on October 18, 2014, 12:12:13 AM
Post by: The Skarzs on October 18, 2014, 12:12:13 AM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on October 17, 2014, 11:42:05 PMSorry; I meant the ones that you can fold the keyboard back and make it a tablet. :P
Non... foldable.. laptops? What? Those exist? That seems dumb...
#760: Coat yourself in butter and slide along the floor yelling "Slip and slide!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rusvul on October 18, 2014, 01:15:48 AM
Post by: Rusvul on October 18, 2014, 01:15:48 AM
Ah. Tablet laptops. Don't get why people like them. It's slightly more portable with a smaller screen, a detachable keyboard, and an inferior OS.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Mask on October 18, 2014, 02:06:23 AM
Post by: The Mask on October 18, 2014, 02:06:23 AM
I know right?
#761 Turn into a titan and eat everyone.
#761 Turn into a titan and eat everyone.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Blaggut on October 18, 2014, 03:01:12 AM
Post by: Blaggut on October 18, 2014, 03:01:12 AM
#762: Stand at an empty checkout booth and auction off products.
#763: Stand in front of a product's shelf and start giving a sales pitch to anyone who passes.
#764: Tell people your from the Kill Babies United charity and ask for money at the door.
#765: Pretend to be a staff/cop and tell people they can't buy X item and try to take it from them if they don't comply
#766: Ask people to sword fight/larp/boffer/nerf against you :P
#767: Force them to read a Redwall Book (you'll be doing a good deed!)
#763: Stand in front of a product's shelf and start giving a sales pitch to anyone who passes.
#764: Tell people your from the Kill Babies United charity and ask for money at the door.
#765: Pretend to be a staff/cop and tell people they can't buy X item and try to take it from them if they don't comply
#766: Ask people to sword fight/larp/boffer/nerf against you :P
#767: Force them to read a Redwall Book (you'll be doing a good deed!)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: SilentSam on November 03, 2014, 08:59:11 PM
Post by: SilentSam on November 03, 2014, 08:59:11 PM
Lol ;)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 09:09:32 PM
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 09:09:32 PM
#768: Free several tenants of a criminally insane asylum, who are mainly psychopaths, and give them knives and send them rampaging through Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 09:19:39 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 09:19:39 PM
Um Oracle The Earl is beginning to influence you'r thinking.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 09:21:41 PM
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 09:21:41 PM
No he's not! I don't know why you would think such a thing. Oops...
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 09:29:46 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 09:29:46 PM
Earl... *Crosses arms, taps foot and raises eyebrow reproachfully* I know it is you. What did you do with Oracle?
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 09:38:27 PM
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 09:38:27 PM
YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Anyone that dares to search
Should start at a wizened birch.
Follow the greatest cheer to behold
In the place where the tales are told,
Where is the drink brewed and hid?
Search beyond the far shore.
And where are the falling cores?
This is where he's stowed.
Basically just guess at where he is from the riddle.
Anyone that dares to search
Should start at a wizened birch.
Follow the greatest cheer to behold
In the place where the tales are told,
Where is the drink brewed and hid?
Search beyond the far shore.
And where are the falling cores?
This is where he's stowed.
Basically just guess at where he is from the riddle.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 09:48:31 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 09:48:31 PM
I have a better idea. *Zombie pinata runs over* GO find Oracle! *Zombie Pinata runs over to The Earl and crawls all over him sniffing him* *it gets the sent* *Jumps off and runs after the sent* There that should do it. All I have to do is wait.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 10:00:45 PM
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 10:00:45 PM
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I shall never give the Oracle up until you solve the riddle!!!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 10:03:12 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 10:03:12 PM
(Check the insane asylum)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 10:04:28 PM
Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2014, 10:04:28 PM
No, no. THat is him waiting in a room in any location waiting to be found! Solve the riddle and I regain my sanity except in the Insane asylum. >:D >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 10:07:34 PM
Post by: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 10:07:34 PM
OH! Just wait here. I will be right back.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on November 10, 2014, 08:48:36 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on November 10, 2014, 08:48:36 PM
#769: Send a zombie piñata on a rampage through the store.
#770: Start welding the shelves together.
#770: Start welding the shelves together.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: SilentSam on November 10, 2014, 09:38:57 PM
Post by: SilentSam on November 10, 2014, 09:38:57 PM
#771: Eat a plastic item.
#772: Lick an employee
#773: Crush an item that you didn't pay for.
#774: Bring a cow into Walmart.
#775: Dump water onto an employee.
#772: Lick an employee
#773: Crush an item that you didn't pay for.
#774: Bring a cow into Walmart.
#775: Dump water onto an employee.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Søren on November 10, 2014, 11:22:35 PM
Post by: Søren on November 10, 2014, 11:22:35 PM
@#772 Lolololo ;D ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on November 11, 2014, 04:01:42 AM
Post by: Delthion on November 11, 2014, 04:01:42 AM
#773. Start a life-size replay of LOTR with a real Mt. Doom and monsters.
#774. Start a life-size play of the Silmarillion with real monsters.
#774. Start a life-size play of the Silmarillion with real monsters.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 13, 2014, 09:37:16 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 13, 2014, 09:37:16 PM
#775: Hide in the vegetable asle and throw vegetables at people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Hickory on December 14, 2014, 11:10:21 PM
Post by: Hickory on December 14, 2014, 11:10:21 PM
#776 : grab a random book, hold it upside down, and pretend ur IQ is 20.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 02:55:56 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 02:55:56 AM
#777. Dress up as a zombe and chase all the people out of the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on December 20, 2014, 03:02:25 AM
Post by: Kitsune on December 20, 2014, 03:02:25 AM
#778: Put an extra number on the front of every price tag.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 03:11:30 AM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 03:11:30 AM
#779: Take several cases of paint, climb up on a shelf and dump paint on passers-by.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rachel25 on December 20, 2014, 06:09:18 PM
Post by: rachel25 on December 20, 2014, 06:09:18 PM
780: Drag race down the ailes on a lawn mower. 781: Throw rubber ducks at people and constantly scream DUCK!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 06:11:01 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 06:11:01 PM
#782: Get unto the hear speakers and re-wire them to pla Heavy Metal all day.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rachel25 on December 20, 2014, 06:13:47 PM
Post by: rachel25 on December 20, 2014, 06:13:47 PM
783: fight down the ailes using french bread and cuncumbers.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 06:16:58 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 06:16:58 PM
#784: Take all the shopping carts and scatter them around the building.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: rachel25 on December 20, 2014, 06:18:15 PM
Post by: rachel25 on December 20, 2014, 06:18:15 PM
785: Cable tie all the shopping trollies together then bulldoze everything!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kitsune on December 20, 2014, 06:20:15 PM
Post by: Kitsune on December 20, 2014, 06:20:15 PM
786: Get hired as the person who hands out stickers and put them on top of people's heads.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 06:27:40 PM
Post by: Ungatt Trunn on December 20, 2014, 06:27:40 PM
#787: Upon one of those large cages filled with balls bad let them roll!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Skyblade on January 17, 2015, 05:24:15 AM
Post by: Skyblade on January 17, 2015, 05:24:15 AM
Another hilarious thread. Winifred has great ideas ;D
788. Run around the store screaming- it's unoriginal, but it works
789. Proclaim to everyone in sight that you have [insert any extremely contagious sickness here]
788. Run around the store screaming- it's unoriginal, but it works
789. Proclaim to everyone in sight that you have [insert any extremely contagious sickness here]
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on January 18, 2015, 01:30:41 AM
Post by: The Skarzs on January 18, 2015, 01:30:41 AM
790: Try on the clothes as soon as you take them off the rack.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 18, 2015, 01:40:29 AM
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 18, 2015, 01:40:29 AM
791. Bring a wild elephant in musth into Walmart and watch the carnage.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Skyblade on January 18, 2015, 03:06:20 AM
Post by: Skyblade on January 18, 2015, 03:06:20 AM
792: Use the checkout thing as a treadmill.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 18, 2015, 03:07:27 PM
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 18, 2015, 03:07:27 PM
793: Take as many items into the bathrooms as you can leave them in there and go back for more as many times as you can.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Skyblade on January 18, 2015, 03:13:29 PM
Post by: Skyblade on January 18, 2015, 03:13:29 PM
Lol ;D
794. Drive your car into the store.
795. Break the glass that holds video games.
796. If there is store music (I don't remember but whatevs), change it to a heavy metal or little kid's song. Whichever seems more inappropriate.
794. Drive your car into the store.
795. Break the glass that holds video games.
796. If there is store music (I don't remember but whatevs), change it to a heavy metal or little kid's song. Whichever seems more inappropriate.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 18, 2015, 03:14:33 PM
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 18, 2015, 03:14:33 PM
The one Barny song ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mhera on January 18, 2015, 03:31:07 PM
Post by: Mhera on January 18, 2015, 03:31:07 PM
797. Switch the signs for the men's and women's restrooms
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Hickory on February 16, 2015, 11:03:43 PM
Post by: Hickory on February 16, 2015, 11:03:43 PM
Dismantle al the shelves. (798)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 17, 2015, 01:26:11 AM
Post by: LT Sandpaw on February 17, 2015, 01:26:11 AM
799 Take forever deciding on which gum to chose and hold up the line
800 Complain loudly too the manager that the security cameras are looking at you.
800 Complain loudly too the manager that the security cameras are looking at you.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2015, 02:19:29 AM
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2015, 02:19:29 AM
801. Brin' vone o' zeze in-
(http://static.spore.com/static/image/501/004/456/501004456213_lrg.png)
Zen again, ye could brin' anozer an' zen anozer in...
(http://static.spore.com/static/image/501/004/456/501004456213_lrg.png)
(http://static.spore.com/static/image/501/004/456/501004456213_lrg.png)
802. Keep brin'in' zeze in.
(http://static.spore.com/static/image/501/004/456/501004456213_lrg.png)
Zen again, ye could brin' anozer an' zen anozer in...
(http://static.spore.com/static/image/501/004/456/501004456213_lrg.png)
(http://static.spore.com/static/image/501/004/456/501004456213_lrg.png)
802. Keep brin'in' zeze in.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Banya on February 17, 2015, 05:28:55 AM
Post by: Banya on February 17, 2015, 05:28:55 AM
803 Engage your friends in a plastic sword fight! That's how I got kicked out. They sell machetes too, if you're that hardcore.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Hickory on February 17, 2015, 09:10:13 PM
Post by: Hickory on February 17, 2015, 09:10:13 PM
804. Toss airsoft guns to friends and begin to have a shootout. Talk in gangsta accents.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Luftwaffles on April 19, 2015, 06:18:24 AM
Post by: Luftwaffles on April 19, 2015, 06:18:24 AM
805. Talk in a foreign language on the intercom.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wot, wot! on April 20, 2015, 02:04:32 AM
Post by: Wot, wot! on April 20, 2015, 02:04:32 AM
:D 806: sit down in the middle of the aisle and read a book while eating some chocolate :)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Banya on April 20, 2015, 02:06:51 AM
Post by: Banya on April 20, 2015, 02:06:51 AM
807. ...from a large boxed variety set of gourmet chocolate off of the Valentine's display. Don't pay for it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Feles on May 14, 2015, 12:56:19 AM
Post by: Feles on May 14, 2015, 12:56:19 AM
808. if you see anyone wearing a superman shirt, shoot them in the chest, when they start bleeding, say "i guess not"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Søren on May 14, 2015, 02:55:26 PM
Post by: Søren on May 14, 2015, 02:55:26 PM
Quote from: Banya on April 20, 2015, 02:06:51 AMFunny she says "gourmet" at WalMart. ;D
807. ...from a large boxed variety set of gourmet chocolate off of the Valentine's display. Don't pay for it.
809 Accidentally eat all the worms that are sold as beat in the Sporting Goods section.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Feles on May 14, 2015, 11:25:11 PM
Post by: Feles on May 14, 2015, 11:25:11 PM
810: bring in the target mascot dog
(i get the feeling the four people that voted bad were walmart employees :P)
(i get the feeling the four people that voted bad were walmart employees :P)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on May 14, 2015, 11:39:27 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on May 14, 2015, 11:39:27 PM
811: Knock all the bananas on the floor.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mhera on May 14, 2015, 11:47:51 PM
Post by: Mhera on May 14, 2015, 11:47:51 PM
812: Open up a checkout yourself.
813: Use the checkout conveyer belt as a treadmill.
814: Take one of the bikes and ride it around the store.
815: Eat all the free samples.
813: Use the checkout conveyer belt as a treadmill.
814: Take one of the bikes and ride it around the store.
815: Eat all the free samples.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 15, 2015, 12:15:48 AM
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 15, 2015, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Mhera on May 14, 2015, 11:47:51 PMThat's actually an interesting idea...
813: Use the checkout conveyer belt as a treadmill.
xD
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mhera on May 15, 2015, 12:34:02 AM
Post by: Mhera on May 15, 2015, 12:34:02 AM
Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 15, 2015, 12:15:48 AMYep ;D You'd need a belt that will lock into "go" so you wouldn't have to have someone or something else constantly pushing the button, though, and I'm not sure Walmart has those. However, Sam's (or at least the last one I was in) does, and that company is connected to Walmart, so close enough ;DQuote from: Mhera on May 14, 2015, 11:47:51 PMThat's actually an interesting idea...
813: Use the checkout conveyer belt as a treadmill.
xD
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 16, 2015, 03:41:25 PM
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 16, 2015, 03:41:25 PM
Quote from: Mhera on May 15, 2015, 12:34:02 AMIt would also be fun to be constantly pushing the button for someone to run...Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 15, 2015, 12:15:48 AMYep ;D You'd need a belt that will lock into "go" so you wouldn't have to have someone or something else constantly pushing the button, though, and I'm not sure Walmart has those. However, Sam's (or at least the last one I was in) does, and that company is connected to Walmart, so close enough ;DQuote from: Mhera on May 14, 2015, 11:47:51 PMThat's actually an interesting idea...
813: Use the checkout conveyer belt as a treadmill.
xD
and then releasing it suddenly >:D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mhera on May 16, 2015, 07:43:08 PM
Post by: Mhera on May 16, 2015, 07:43:08 PM
Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 16, 2015, 03:41:25 PMEverything about that scenario would go you kicked out ;D
It would also be fun to be constantly pushing the button for someone to run...
and then releasing it suddenly >:D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Feles on May 16, 2015, 09:52:54 PM
Post by: Feles on May 16, 2015, 09:52:54 PM
816:play TArget commercial on a the TVs
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 17, 2015, 03:43:36 PM
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 17, 2015, 03:43:36 PM
Quote from: Mhera on May 16, 2015, 07:43:08 PMExactly!Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 16, 2015, 03:41:25 PMEverything about that scenario would go you kicked out ;D
It would also be fun to be constantly pushing the button for someone to run...
and then releasing it suddenly >:D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Unimaginative on May 17, 2015, 04:15:19 PM
Post by: Unimaginative on May 17, 2015, 04:15:19 PM
817. Go to Walmart sporting your own version of Lady GaGa's meat dress.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 17, 2015, 07:59:27 PM
Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on May 17, 2015, 07:59:27 PM
Quote from: HanNorwood on May 17, 2015, 04:15:19 PM818. Make your own meat dress at Walmart.
817. Go to Walmart sporting your own version of Lady GaGa's meat dress.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on May 18, 2015, 03:57:56 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on May 18, 2015, 03:57:56 PM
*Looks at above two ways and runs for the trash can*
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Amber on June 28, 2015, 02:33:49 AM
Post by: Lady Amber on June 28, 2015, 02:33:49 AM
Revive!
819: Go along the aisles with your hands on the shelves, raking all the stuff off.
820: Throw fruit at people.
819: Go along the aisles with your hands on the shelves, raking all the stuff off.
820: Throw fruit at people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Mhera on June 28, 2015, 03:13:26 AM
Post by: Mhera on June 28, 2015, 03:13:26 AM
821. Walk on top of the shelves.
822. Connect a propane tank to a display grill and start cooking stuff.
822. Connect a propane tank to a display grill and start cooking stuff.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on June 28, 2015, 02:16:02 PM
Post by: Delthion on June 28, 2015, 02:16:02 PM
823: Start several dozen propane tanks around the store and let them leak. Then threaten to light a flare.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Gnoflet on July 16, 2015, 07:16:36 PM
Post by: Gnoflet on July 16, 2015, 07:16:36 PM
824: Go around loudly complaining about how bad care they take care of their fish.
(they do take very bad care of them. where getting close to 1000.)
(they do take very bad care of them. where getting close to 1000.)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Izeroth on July 16, 2015, 09:47:53 PM
Post by: Izeroth on July 16, 2015, 09:47:53 PM
Quote from: Gnoflet on July 16, 2015, 07:16:36 PM
824: Go around loudly complaining about how bad care they take care of their fish.
(they do take very bad care of them. where getting close to 1000.)
I didn't know Walmart sold fish.
825: Release all the live worms in the fishing section.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Skyblade on July 16, 2015, 09:49:10 PM
Post by: Skyblade on July 16, 2015, 09:49:10 PM
826. Do everything in the Crossover RP ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 09:23:15 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 09:23:15 PM
Revive since we never finished.
827. Open all the deli meat and eat it.
828. Go to where the glasses are and throw them on the floor.
827. Open all the deli meat and eat it.
828. Go to where the glasses are and throw them on the floor.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 09:26:48 PM
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 09:26:48 PM
829. Open all the deli meat.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:28:21 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:28:21 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 09:26:48 PMSo original.
829. Open all the deli meat.
830. Rip open all pillows.
831. Rob Store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:36:17 PM
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:36:17 PM
832. Commit an act of terror in Walmart, then blame it on Walmart.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:37:11 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:37:11 PM
833. Paint everything that's blue red.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:38:12 PM
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:38:12 PM
834. Grab a knife, drench yourself in ketchup and red food coloring. Then with a creepy grin chase all of the people in Walmart.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:41:28 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:41:28 PM
835. Open a paint can and dump it's contents on the first person you see, repeat.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:42:58 PM
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:42:58 PM
836. Attack someone with a broom. Proceed to through papertowels and tissue boxes at them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:44:58 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:44:58 PM
837. Punch everyone you see.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:45:50 PM
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:45:50 PM
838. Kill everyone you see.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:46:46 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:46:46 PM
839. Knock down the shelves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:49:44 PM
Post by: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 10:49:44 PM
840. Hold a knife throwing contest...whoever can throw a knife so that it won't hit people walking by.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:52:29 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 27, 2015, 10:52:29 PM
841. Pop all the tires on all the bike.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on September 28, 2015, 01:29:46 PM
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on September 28, 2015, 01:29:46 PM
842: Get pads on then ride a bike to the produce section, and ram it and yourself into something such as cereal or guitar stacked up.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on September 28, 2015, 01:44:53 PM
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on September 28, 2015, 01:44:53 PM
843: Cook the meats in the meats section with firebending.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on September 28, 2015, 01:54:29 PM
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on September 28, 2015, 01:54:29 PM
845. Bring a machete, then have your friend throw fruit up in the air while you try to hit it before it falls to the ground.
846. Tear off all the heads from the stuffed animals/action figures, then hide them throughout the store.
846. Tear off all the heads from the stuffed animals/action figures, then hide them throughout the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 28, 2015, 01:58:39 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 28, 2015, 01:58:39 PM
847. Get some squishy fruit and throw it at people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 28, 2015, 04:56:16 PM
Post by: LT Sandpaw on September 28, 2015, 04:56:16 PM
848. Take a friend and put a price tag on him, then take him to the front of the store and complain to the cashier that you can buy the same product elsewhere for ten cents cheaper and insist that they match the price.
849. Start eating the candy while your waiting in line and pretend you thought it was complimentary.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 28, 2015, 04:58:12 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 28, 2015, 04:58:12 PM
840. Keep going into the employees only area.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Søren on September 28, 2015, 05:22:06 PM
Post by: Søren on September 28, 2015, 05:22:06 PM
851. Tell the store manager his Lotus is stupid
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 28, 2015, 06:18:17 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on September 28, 2015, 06:18:17 PM
852. Insult everyone you see.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on October 02, 2015, 02:01:31 AM
Post by: winifred on October 02, 2015, 02:01:31 AM
Haha! Haven't been on in forever, but it's good to see this is still going strong. AND YOU'VE ALMOST REACHED 1,000! :D
853. Buy popcorn and sit in front of the TVs in the electronics department all day and night. Don't move for anyone.
853. Buy popcorn and sit in front of the TVs in the electronics department all day and night. Don't move for anyone.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2015, 02:21:05 AM
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2015, 02:21:05 AM
854: Throw a kicking and screaming fit about the way they treat their fish
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on October 02, 2015, 02:28:32 AM
Post by: winifred on October 02, 2015, 02:28:32 AM
855. Sit in the book aisle and stack all of the books, igloo fashion, around you and read inside.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2015, 02:29:05 AM
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2015, 02:29:05 AM
. . . . . That sounds awesome.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: winifred on October 02, 2015, 02:38:02 AM
Post by: winifred on October 02, 2015, 02:38:02 AM
Hehe, I'll have to actually do it sometime.
Maybe when I'm in college and have a good group of wild friends to be brave and do it with. xD
Maybe when I'm in college and have a good group of wild friends to be brave and do it with. xD
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on October 02, 2015, 09:30:49 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on October 02, 2015, 09:30:49 PM
856. Get a hammer and break all the T.V.s with it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Groddil on December 27, 2015, 09:34:02 AM
Post by: Groddil on December 27, 2015, 09:34:02 AM
*Revive*
866. Run around in a Jar-Jar costume.
867. Lick the floors.
868. Buy all the produce and sell it out the front for half their price.
869. Use the intercom system to publicly humiliate the manager.
870. Use the computers on display to continuously run youtube videos and chew up their internet.
866. Run around in a Jar-Jar costume.
867. Lick the floors.
868. Buy all the produce and sell it out the front for half their price.
869. Use the intercom system to publicly humiliate the manager.
870. Use the computers on display to continuously run youtube videos and chew up their internet.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on December 27, 2015, 06:02:27 PM
Post by: Delthion on December 27, 2015, 06:02:27 PM
871. Run to the wine section and smash them all open.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on December 27, 2015, 06:13:48 PM
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on December 27, 2015, 06:13:48 PM
872: run down the aisle with the most glass jars and spread your arms out so you knock everything off the shelf.
873: Get a group of your friends to stand in one aisle and act as though you own it, letting no one through.
873: Get a group of your friends to stand in one aisle and act as though you own it, letting no one through.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Groddil on December 27, 2015, 11:11:20 PM
Post by: Groddil on December 27, 2015, 11:11:20 PM
874. Climb onto the top of the aisles and run up and down making plane noises.
875. Jump off said aisles wrestling style and attack the staff.
876. Stand out the front in a suit with a microphone and video camera, and pretend to be a reporter complaining abut how bad the shop is.
877. Turn the TVs to fish-like cartoons that give passersby a case of conniptions.
878. Go to the counter, take a chocolate, eat it in front of the cashier, then run.
879. Put your pet snake in the rubber snake display, then complain that the display is moving.
880. Walk behind a shopper, and whenever they go to get something from a shelf, steal something from their cart and put it into yours.
875. Jump off said aisles wrestling style and attack the staff.
876. Stand out the front in a suit with a microphone and video camera, and pretend to be a reporter complaining abut how bad the shop is.
877. Turn the TVs to fish-like cartoons that give passersby a case of conniptions.
878. Go to the counter, take a chocolate, eat it in front of the cashier, then run.
879. Put your pet snake in the rubber snake display, then complain that the display is moving.
880. Walk behind a shopper, and whenever they go to get something from a shelf, steal something from their cart and put it into yours.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 27, 2015, 11:38:13 PM
Post by: LT Sandpaw on December 27, 2015, 11:38:13 PM
881. Put on Hazmat suits, block the store entrances and tell everyone that a hazardous disease had been released in the store and that they all had to remain quarantined inside.
882. Take one of the cart pusher things and collect about thirty or so carts and block about ten open cash registers claiming you're machine broke down.
883. Complain loudly to the manager at the gun section that you demand to Try Out in-store all of the guns before you decide on a purchase.
884. Rob the Place.
885. Get onto one of the Elderly shopping carts, put a siren on it and pull all the elderly shoppers over, and give them speeding tickets.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on December 28, 2015, 06:49:02 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on December 28, 2015, 06:49:02 PM
886: Die in the middle of the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on December 28, 2015, 07:00:25 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on December 28, 2015, 07:00:25 PM
I love 885 and 886. ;D
887: Hack into the intercom system and scream Star Wars spoilers at everyone. You'll probably be attacked by the shoppers themselves.
888: Dress up as Darth Vader and walk into the store with a real lightsaber. Turn it on.
889: Smash through the front doors with a small bulldozer and drive around, knocking shelves over and generally wreaking havoc.
887: Hack into the intercom system and scream Star Wars spoilers at everyone. You'll probably be attacked by the shoppers themselves.
888: Dress up as Darth Vader and walk into the store with a real lightsaber. Turn it on.
889: Smash through the front doors with a small bulldozer and drive around, knocking shelves over and generally wreaking havoc.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Amber on December 28, 2015, 07:04:16 PM
Post by: Lady Amber on December 28, 2015, 07:04:16 PM
890: Pretend to be a zombie and attack people.
891: Go to the baking aisle and spill out all the stuff, like flour and sugar.
891: Go to the baking aisle and spill out all the stuff, like flour and sugar.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on December 28, 2015, 07:58:26 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on December 28, 2015, 07:58:26 PM
892. Pay someone to kick you out.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Groddil on December 28, 2015, 10:16:04 PM
Post by: Groddil on December 28, 2015, 10:16:04 PM
893. Show up with an eviction notice and demand the staff vacate the premises.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on December 29, 2015, 03:41:12 PM
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on December 29, 2015, 03:41:12 PM
894. Show up in golden power armour and a chainsword and go on a rampage.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on December 29, 2015, 04:20:06 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on December 29, 2015, 04:20:06 PM
895. Start an egg fight.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on December 29, 2015, 06:07:42 PM
Post by: Cornflower MM on December 29, 2015, 06:07:42 PM
896: Start mixing cakes on the floor from things you swiped off the shelves, and if you have time, wander around (With you bowls full of cake mix) looking for ovens and complaining as loudly as you can about not finding them.
897: Make 'cakes' at home (Full of disgusting ingredients) and wander around the store, trying to force shoppers and staff alike to try one.
898: Break all the perfume bottles and open all the bottles of lotion in one aisle; force everyone to walk through it.
897: Make 'cakes' at home (Full of disgusting ingredients) and wander around the store, trying to force shoppers and staff alike to try one.
898: Break all the perfume bottles and open all the bottles of lotion in one aisle; force everyone to walk through it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Amber on December 29, 2015, 06:21:25 PM
Post by: Lady Amber on December 29, 2015, 06:21:25 PM
899: Pour laundry detergent everywhere so people will slip over.
900: Break all the glass bottles.
901: Set stuff on fire.
902: Ride a bike throughout the store and crash into things and people.
903: Open packets of food and eat it.
900: Break all the glass bottles.
901: Set stuff on fire.
902: Ride a bike throughout the store and crash into things and people.
903: Open packets of food and eat it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on December 30, 2015, 01:11:20 AM
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on December 30, 2015, 01:11:20 AM
904: Dress up like a bird and jump on top of the aisles, waiting for your prey. Then randomly jump down and attack someone with your feet.
905: Take your cat and get on top of an aisle. Hold it like Simba while a group of your friends gathers around the bottom and sings "It's the circle of life".
906: Gather up as many cats as you and your friends can, then give them as much catnip as they'll eat and let them loose in the building.
905: Take your cat and get on top of an aisle. Hold it like Simba while a group of your friends gathers around the bottom and sings "It's the circle of life".
906: Gather up as many cats as you and your friends can, then give them as much catnip as they'll eat and let them loose in the building.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Amber on December 31, 2015, 08:35:14 PM
Post by: Lady Amber on December 31, 2015, 08:35:14 PM
907: Light all the candles and put them all over the store, as well as in people's shopping carts.
908: Yell in people's ears.
908: Yell in people's ears.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Blaggut on January 10, 2016, 07:30:06 AM
Post by: Blaggut on January 10, 2016, 07:30:06 AM
Once hid behind an aisle and when people walked by, I would silently toss a plunger or traffic cone in front of them and see what they did. This one biker guy went CRAZY and got all up in my face, screaming xD then I did it to a worker and she almost kicked me out.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on January 11, 2016, 09:28:23 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on January 11, 2016, 09:28:23 PM
That Biker needs to calm down.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Groddil on January 21, 2016, 03:33:21 AM
Post by: Groddil on January 21, 2016, 03:33:21 AM
909. Advertise for Costco in the middle of the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on January 21, 2016, 03:36:05 AM
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on January 21, 2016, 03:36:05 AM
910. Place a flammable can inside the tester microwave oven.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 21, 2016, 08:36:43 AM
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 21, 2016, 08:36:43 AM
Quote from: Groddil on January 21, 2016, 03:33:21 AM
909. Advertise for Costco in the middle of the store.
Laughing out loud. One of my friends and my teacher are Costco fanboys.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Vilu Daskar on January 21, 2016, 03:20:39 PM
Post by: Vilu Daskar on January 21, 2016, 03:20:39 PM
910. Bring in Ash and make him mad.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on May 03, 2017, 10:11:46 PM
Post by: Delthion on May 03, 2017, 10:11:46 PM
911. Start the Great Pie War in the aisles.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on May 03, 2017, 10:22:37 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on May 03, 2017, 10:22:37 PM
912. Scream at the top of your lungs until they kick you out
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on May 03, 2017, 10:24:28 PM
Post by: Delthion on May 03, 2017, 10:24:28 PM
913. Begin kicking employees out of the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on May 03, 2017, 10:27:08 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on May 03, 2017, 10:27:08 PM
914. Start flirting with Del
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on May 03, 2017, 10:28:10 PM
Post by: Delthion on May 03, 2017, 10:28:10 PM
No, that's the way to make me start running and screeching in terror. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on May 03, 2017, 10:34:31 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on May 03, 2017, 10:34:31 PM
And that's what would get me kicked out. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on May 03, 2017, 11:04:36 PM
Post by: Ashleg on May 03, 2017, 11:04:36 PM
915. Ask employees to help you out in the butter aisle, then smear the butter that you didn't pay for on the employees and scream loudly as you do it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 03, 2017, 11:06:18 PM
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 03, 2017, 11:06:18 PM
916. Kill someone. :)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on May 03, 2017, 11:09:06 PM
Post by: Ashleg on May 03, 2017, 11:09:06 PM
917. Kill someone while frowning. :(
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 04, 2017, 02:06:56 AM
Post by: The Skarzs on May 04, 2017, 02:06:56 AM
918. Kill someone while smiling! :D
919. Drive your car through the door and ask for furniture to go.
919. Drive your car through the door and ask for furniture to go.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on May 04, 2017, 02:15:59 AM
Post by: Delthion on May 04, 2017, 02:15:59 AM
920. Drive your car through the door and ask for people to-go.
921. Drive your car through the door and ask for human flesh to-go.
921. Drive your car through the door and ask for human flesh to-go.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on May 04, 2017, 03:56:42 AM
Post by: Ashleg on May 04, 2017, 03:56:42 AM
922. Pepper spray the manager.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Groddil on May 08, 2017, 12:13:04 AM
Post by: Groddil on May 08, 2017, 12:13:04 AM
923. Drive your car through the door and ask if they do tire changes.
924. Try to return a product you bought at another store.
924. Try to return a product you bought at another store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Luftwaffles on May 08, 2017, 12:16:55 AM
Post by: Luftwaffles on May 08, 2017, 12:16:55 AM
925 - Do no shopping at all. See how they like it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Groddil on May 08, 2017, 12:44:24 AM
Post by: Groddil on May 08, 2017, 12:44:24 AM
926. Binge YouTube videos on the computers/iPads.
927. Call the store in front of an employee.
928. Ask for free samples in the electronics section.
929. Try to cash in twenty expired coupons. Throw a fit when they get denied.
930. Start reading this list.
931. Move to Australia, where there are no Walmarts.
932. Get a rifle off the shelf and pretend to shoot people.
933. Put on a High-Vis jacket and seal off the gardening aisle with traffic cones. When questioned, begin attacking the floor with a shovel or a mattock.
934. Wear a suit and claim to be from Head Office.
935. Fall asleep on the furniture a few minutes before closing.
927. Call the store in front of an employee.
928. Ask for free samples in the electronics section.
929. Try to cash in twenty expired coupons. Throw a fit when they get denied.
930. Start reading this list.
931. Move to Australia, where there are no Walmarts.
932. Get a rifle off the shelf and pretend to shoot people.
933. Put on a High-Vis jacket and seal off the gardening aisle with traffic cones. When questioned, begin attacking the floor with a shovel or a mattock.
934. Wear a suit and claim to be from Head Office.
935. Fall asleep on the furniture a few minutes before closing.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 08, 2017, 10:34:36 PM
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 08, 2017, 10:34:36 PM
936. Burn it to the ground.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on May 09, 2017, 04:26:23 AM
Post by: Delthion on May 09, 2017, 04:26:23 AM
I don't think that counts...because then there won't be a building to be kicked out of. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 09, 2017, 04:28:27 AM
Post by: The Skarzs on May 09, 2017, 04:28:27 AM
Indeed.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on May 09, 2017, 05:29:25 PM
Post by: Ashleg on May 09, 2017, 05:29:25 PM
937. Use monopoly money when paying.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 10, 2017, 02:22:28 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 10, 2017, 02:22:28 PM
938. Play Walmart Pacman with some friends and shopping carts.
939. Run in circles around the entire inside of the store until midnight.
939. Run in circles around the entire inside of the store until midnight.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on July 10, 2017, 03:12:00 PM
Post by: Ashleg on July 10, 2017, 03:12:00 PM
940. Die.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 10, 2017, 05:18:37 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 10, 2017, 05:18:37 PM
941. Scream until they kick you out.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Amber on July 10, 2017, 05:37:53 PM
Post by: Lady Amber on July 10, 2017, 05:37:53 PM
942. Yell out that there's an infectious disease spreading throughout the store and that everyone should leave.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on July 10, 2017, 06:15:57 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on July 10, 2017, 06:15:57 PM
943: Put on a white nightgown (preferably with some fake dirt or blood or something grungy on it), wet your hair (if it's long), drape your wet hair over your face, and slip around to different aisles. Just stand there, motionless, with your head bowed, until people turn around and see you.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:47:59 AM
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:47:59 AM
944. Eat someone.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Amber on July 12, 2017, 04:52:39 AM
Post by: Lady Amber on July 12, 2017, 04:52:39 AM
945. Steal people's shopping carts.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:57:02 AM
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:57:02 AM
946. Steal people's shopping carts then eat them.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 12, 2017, 12:27:30 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 12, 2017, 12:27:30 PM
947. Eat all the food
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:54:15 PM
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:54:15 PM
948. Play dominoes with the store shelves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on July 12, 2017, 04:55:15 PM
Post by: Ashleg on July 12, 2017, 04:55:15 PM
949. Start spilling all the water in the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:55:44 PM
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:55:44 PM
950. Start cleaning the floors with your tongue.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on July 12, 2017, 04:56:41 PM
Post by: Ashleg on July 12, 2017, 04:56:41 PM
951. Start cleaning the floors with a stranger's tongue.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:57:32 PM
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:57:32 PM
952. Start drinking out of the skulls of your enemies.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on July 12, 2017, 04:58:19 PM
Post by: Ashleg on July 12, 2017, 04:58:19 PM
953. Vandalism.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:58:45 PM
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 04:58:45 PM
954. Vandalism of the customers.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on July 12, 2017, 05:01:02 PM
Post by: Ashleg on July 12, 2017, 05:01:02 PM
955. Chugging syrup in front of the manager.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 07:33:54 PM
Post by: Delthion on July 12, 2017, 07:33:54 PM
956. Chugging the blood of the manager in front of the syrup.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Amber on July 13, 2017, 01:42:53 AM
Post by: Lady Amber on July 13, 2017, 01:42:53 AM
957. Blow something up.
958. Light candles that are for sale.
959. Throw fruit at random people.
960. Climb up on top of a shelf, then jump from that shelf to the next, and so on.
958. Light candles that are for sale.
959. Throw fruit at random people.
960. Climb up on top of a shelf, then jump from that shelf to the next, and so on.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on July 13, 2017, 03:43:35 AM
Post by: Delthion on July 13, 2017, 03:43:35 AM
961. Jump on top of a shelf, then jump onto another shopper.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: asmodeus on July 20, 2017, 06:31:46 PM
Post by: asmodeus on July 20, 2017, 06:31:46 PM
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on July 28, 2012, 10:36:15 PM
109. Bring your ferret in. Let it see the pet food, but don't let it have any. Open some chip containers and put them in front of your ferret. Then let it go.
What if the ferret has seen you read redwall?
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 20, 2017, 08:20:04 PM
Post by: The Skarzs on July 20, 2017, 08:20:04 PM
Lol.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on July 20, 2017, 09:18:38 PM
Post by: Ashleg on July 20, 2017, 09:18:38 PM
962. Throw fleece everywhere.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 11, 2017, 01:02:12 AM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 11, 2017, 01:02:12 AM
963. Throw sheep everywhere
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on August 11, 2017, 01:08:52 AM
Post by: Delthion on August 11, 2017, 01:08:52 AM
964. Throw employees everywhere.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 11, 2017, 01:12:00 AM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 11, 2017, 01:12:00 AM
965. Everywhere employees throw
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on August 11, 2017, 03:54:31 PM
Post by: Delthion on August 11, 2017, 03:54:31 PM
(I don't think that really counts...)
965. Throw the customers everywhere.
965. Throw the customers everywhere.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 11, 2017, 04:16:18 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 11, 2017, 04:16:18 PM
It does. ;D You just have to impersonate the employees and make them throw everything everywhere ;D
967. Teleport the Walmart to a swamp
967. Teleport the Walmart to a swamp
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on August 11, 2017, 04:44:03 PM
Post by: Ashleg on August 11, 2017, 04:44:03 PM
Persuade other customers to go to Target instead.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on August 11, 2017, 08:11:42 PM
Post by: Delthion on August 11, 2017, 08:11:42 PM
968. Drive a vehicle through the doors and crash into every single aisle.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Cornflower MM on August 12, 2017, 03:09:51 AM
Post by: Cornflower MM on August 12, 2017, 03:09:51 AM
969. Drive all around the parking lot in a tractor. Then attempt to drive in the doors.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on August 12, 2017, 04:51:41 AM
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on August 12, 2017, 04:51:41 AM
970. Buy like, a lot of dog food (I mean like a lot) and get a truck to smash through the front door to pick it up. Then ask for an employee to help load it up.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: alexandre on August 12, 2017, 08:07:38 PM
Post by: alexandre on August 12, 2017, 08:07:38 PM
971. Host the first ever Redwall Abbey Forum party at Walmart with the theme being "Cellars irl"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 12, 2017, 08:11:01 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 12, 2017, 08:11:01 PM
(This seems like an appropriate place to share this thing I found on Pinterest...)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/4f/0b/3b/4f0b3b259a6fefc4758f68e0148d0312.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/4f/0b/3b/4f0b3b259a6fefc4758f68e0148d0312.jpg)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 12, 2017, 08:30:48 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 12, 2017, 08:30:48 PM
Beautiful.
972. Scream through a megaphone
972. Scream through a megaphone
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on August 13, 2017, 03:53:33 AM
Post by: The Skarzs on August 13, 2017, 03:53:33 AM
Except that pretty much all K-Mart stores are closing
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 04:39:24 AM
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 04:39:24 AM
973. Scream through a microphone.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 14, 2017, 05:20:24 AM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 14, 2017, 05:20:24 AM
974: Steal all their Funko Pops.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on August 14, 2017, 05:24:09 AM
Post by: Delthion on August 14, 2017, 05:24:09 AM
975. Take down a random rocking horse and pretend to ride it the center of the store shouting, "The British are coming, the British are coming!"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 03:46:50 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 03:46:50 PM
976. Hug random strangers until you get kicked out
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: asmodeus on August 26, 2017, 07:54:37 PM
Post by: asmodeus on August 26, 2017, 07:54:37 PM
977. Get a whole bunch of redwall fans to stage a human size reenactment of the battle of the ridge of 1000.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Skarzs on August 26, 2017, 08:18:44 PM
Post by: The Skarzs on August 26, 2017, 08:18:44 PM
Lol!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on August 26, 2017, 09:55:33 PM
Post by: Ashleg on August 26, 2017, 09:55:33 PM
978. Pour marinara sauce all around.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: BlueRose on August 27, 2017, 06:46:04 PM
Post by: BlueRose on August 27, 2017, 06:46:04 PM
Ok, so, a year and a half ago, I would totally think that this thread was hilarious, but I work at a Walmart. The first few pages were like "pls don't, but I wouldn't give a darn if you did b/c they wouldn't affect me" but after that it was like "supervillains in the making, please don't"
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on August 28, 2017, 02:37:10 AM
Post by: Ashleg on August 28, 2017, 02:37:10 AM
979. Yodel and graffiti the shelves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 03, 2017, 07:03:41 AM
Post by: Delthion on September 03, 2017, 07:03:41 AM
980. Bring Skarzs. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 03, 2017, 07:57:12 AM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 03, 2017, 07:57:12 AM
981: Eat all of the food without paying for it
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 03, 2017, 06:52:27 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 03, 2017, 06:52:27 PM
982: Die of the plague.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 03, 2017, 10:07:41 PM
Post by: Delthion on September 03, 2017, 10:07:41 PM
982. Spread a plague inside.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Maudie on September 03, 2017, 11:45:16 PM
Post by: Maudie on September 03, 2017, 11:45:16 PM
983: Walk in, clutching your head and dripping in large amounts of fake blood--and staggering. When someone says "call 911!" straighten up and say "whoa man, there is no need for that. It's not a big deal."
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 04, 2017, 05:38:44 AM
Post by: Delthion on September 04, 2017, 05:38:44 AM
984. Walk in with a defibrillator, randomly shock people that you come across.
985. Knock someone over, pretend to help. Say "He's not breathing!" *points to someone.* "You call 911." Then commence CPR until this person has regained enough of their senses to stop you.
985. Knock someone over, pretend to help. Say "He's not breathing!" *points to someone.* "You call 911." Then commence CPR until this person has regained enough of their senses to stop you.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on September 05, 2017, 04:10:25 AM
Post by: Ashleg on September 05, 2017, 04:10:25 AM
986. SMEAR BUTTER ON THE WALLS AND REPEATEDLY POINT AT THE CASHIRE WHILE DOING IT.
987. Set guard dogs loose on the employees.
988. Set guard dogs loose on the other customers.
989. Kick a random child you see.
987. Set guard dogs loose on the employees.
988. Set guard dogs loose on the other customers.
989. Kick a random child you see.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 05, 2017, 04:17:02 AM
Post by: Delthion on September 05, 2017, 04:17:02 AM
990. Ask every single person that you see whether they have six fingers on their right hand.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: MatthiasMan on September 05, 2017, 05:38:14 PM
Post by: MatthiasMan on September 05, 2017, 05:38:14 PM
991. Bring in a rocket launcher and attach it to a dog and then shoot it so the dog goes flying.
And then run around before they catch you.
And then run around before they catch you.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 05, 2017, 08:04:12 PM
Post by: Delthion on September 05, 2017, 08:04:12 PM
992. Feed a small child a lit firecracker.
993. Feed a fish a lit firecracker.
994. Feed a small animal a lit firecracker.
993. Feed a fish a lit firecracker.
994. Feed a small animal a lit firecracker.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 05, 2017, 08:10:13 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 05, 2017, 08:10:13 PM
*Reads the last few posts*
Y'all are monsters
995: Impersonate a cop and come in screaming
Y'all are monsters
995: Impersonate a cop and come in screaming
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 05, 2017, 08:11:31 PM
Post by: Delthion on September 05, 2017, 08:11:31 PM
996. Stuff lit firecrackers inside of all of the baked goods in the store.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Lady Amber on September 06, 2017, 12:32:46 AM
Post by: Lady Amber on September 06, 2017, 12:32:46 AM
997: Dump buckets of paint on everyone you see.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 06, 2017, 12:35:14 AM
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 06, 2017, 12:35:14 AM
998. Light the Charcoal aisle on fire
999. Smear mayonnaise on all of the cart handles
1000!!!!!!!!!
Impersonate Sam Walton and sell the company to Amazon
999. Smear mayonnaise on all of the cart handles
1000!!!!!!!!!
Impersonate Sam Walton and sell the company to Amazon
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 06, 2017, 12:36:23 AM
Post by: Delthion on September 06, 2017, 12:36:23 AM
998. Dress-up as Werewolves and leap down from the aisles on everyone you see.
999. Eat all of the candy off of the shelves.
1000. Nail all of the "1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart" to their door.
WE DID IT!!!
NINJA'D!!!!
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME WYLDER?!!!
AFTER ALL OF MY HARD WORK POSTING IN THIS TOPIC DAY IN AND DAY OUT YOU SWOOP DOWN AND TAKE ALL OF THE GLORY!! ;D
999. Eat all of the candy off of the shelves.
1000. Nail all of the "1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart" to their door.
WE DID IT!!!
NINJA'D!!!!
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME WYLDER?!!!
AFTER ALL OF MY HARD WORK POSTING IN THIS TOPIC DAY IN AND DAY OUT YOU SWOOP DOWN AND TAKE ALL OF THE GLORY!! ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 06, 2017, 12:37:32 AM
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 06, 2017, 12:37:32 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR MY EVIL PLAN!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2017, 12:52:08 AM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2017, 12:52:08 AM
YAY!!!!!!!
Well... now what?
Well... now what?
Title: RE: 2,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
Post by: Delthion on September 06, 2017, 01:40:11 AM
Post by: Delthion on September 06, 2017, 01:40:11 AM
.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2017, 01:45:53 AM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2017, 01:45:53 AM
2,000?
That seems a bit too much. (But if you want to, go right ahead my friend)
That seems a bit too much. (But if you want to, go right ahead my friend)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 06, 2017, 03:51:11 AM
Post by: Delthion on September 06, 2017, 03:51:11 AM
1001. Drive through the store on an ATV with Confederate flags attached. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on September 06, 2017, 03:55:19 AM
Post by: Ashleg on September 06, 2017, 03:55:19 AM
1002. Make bars of soap out of your spit and use them to wipe the floors.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2017, 03:57:41 AM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2017, 03:57:41 AM
*Throws up*
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on September 06, 2017, 03:58:40 AM
Post by: Delthion on September 06, 2017, 03:58:40 AM
1003. Hold a basketball game using the entire length of the store, and at this game have the refs charge the shoppers with fouls every time one of the players charges through them.
1004. Shred all of the gift cards.
1005. Cover the store in the paper from the receipt machines.
1004. Shred all of the gift cards.
1005. Cover the store in the paper from the receipt machines.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ashleg on September 06, 2017, 04:06:12 AM
Post by: Ashleg on September 06, 2017, 04:06:12 AM
1006. Invent Salmon Bacon and pretend to sell it to people.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 07, 2017, 01:47:10 PM
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 07, 2017, 01:47:10 PM
1007. Dress up as the manager and tell employees they're fired.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 05:36:44 PM
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 05:36:44 PM
1008. Start eating the shelves.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: KoudoawaiaVortex on September 10, 2017, 05:49:38 PM
Post by: KoudoawaiaVortex on September 10, 2017, 05:49:38 PM
1009: Bring a python into the store (this really happened at the one I used to work at)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2017, 09:58:07 PM
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2017, 09:58:07 PM
WAT?!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: KoudoawaiaVortex on September 10, 2017, 10:09:13 PM
Post by: KoudoawaiaVortex on September 10, 2017, 10:09:13 PM
Yes. Some years before I was hired there, one of my friends from there was telling me somehow this guy got past the door greeters with his python and got so far as the checkout line where the poor cashier was scared to death. Finally the store manager was like 'Who the hell let a snake in here?!' or something like that and the guy had to leave.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2017, 10:31:17 PM
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2017, 10:31:17 PM
Wow. ;D
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on January 07, 2018, 04:17:00 PM
Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on January 07, 2018, 04:17:00 PM
Get a surfboard and surf on the conveyor belt
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tungro on March 21, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
Post by: Tungro on March 21, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
1011
Dress up as a hunter and stalk the deer display
Dress up as a hunter and stalk the deer display
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Delthion on March 21, 2019, 03:04:32 PM
Post by: Delthion on March 21, 2019, 03:04:32 PM
1012. Dress up as a hunter and stalk the customers.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Tungro on March 21, 2019, 03:40:16 PM
Post by: Tungro on March 21, 2019, 03:40:16 PM
1013
Hide in the clothing racks and grab people as they walk by
Hide in the clothing racks and grab people as they walk by
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Witessss on March 21, 2019, 05:16:31 PM
Post by: The Witessss on March 21, 2019, 05:16:31 PM
1014
get chewed bubbled gum stuck in the manager's hair
get chewed bubbled gum stuck in the manager's hair
Title: 2,000 Ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
Post by: Kreg on April 05, 2019, 03:36:31 PM
Post by: Kreg on April 05, 2019, 03:36:31 PM
1015
Creating a shop in Walmart
Creating a shop in Walmart
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 31, 2020, 04:26:47 PM
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 31, 2020, 04:26:47 PM
1016
Staring at the local shopper in his sleeping suit.
Staring at the local shopper in his sleeping suit.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Booklover on January 31, 2020, 04:29:50 PM
Post by: Booklover on January 31, 2020, 04:29:50 PM
1017 Play Christmas music at full volume (on multiple devices) in the middle of July.
1018 Jump onto one of the tills and dance while shouting something rude as loud as you can.
1018 Jump onto one of the tills and dance while shouting something rude as loud as you can.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 31, 2020, 04:36:50 PM
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 31, 2020, 04:36:50 PM
1019
Clap loudly at a smol babe's face.
Clap loudly at a smol babe's face.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Booklover on January 31, 2020, 04:41:13 PM
Post by: Booklover on January 31, 2020, 04:41:13 PM
1020 Set fire to the shelves.
1021 Set fire to the objects on the shelves.
1022 Set fire to one of the staff.
1021 Set fire to the objects on the shelves.
1022 Set fire to one of the staff.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 31, 2020, 04:44:23 PM
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 31, 2020, 04:44:23 PM
1023
Make a dirt angel on the floor of the bathroom.
Make a dirt angel on the floor of the bathroom.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 01, 2020, 04:07:22 AM
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 01, 2020, 04:07:22 AM
Why is this even a thread?
(also I saw a Boromir meme a while ago that said "One does not simply walk into Walmart. There is evil there that does not sleep.")
(also I saw a Boromir meme a while ago that said "One does not simply walk into Walmart. There is evil there that does not sleep.")
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on February 02, 2020, 02:49:03 PM
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on February 02, 2020, 02:49:03 PM
Use te lights as target practice
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 02, 2020, 03:31:09 PM
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 02, 2020, 03:31:09 PM
1024
Grab a babe and run.
Grab a babe and run.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Jukka the Sling on February 02, 2020, 04:25:03 PM
Post by: Jukka the Sling on February 02, 2020, 04:25:03 PM
1026:
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/5c88ea5dc4d8dcc9381c547f644a198623948a5a6d1a6bee762eaf2e03faa088_1.jpg)
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/5c88ea5dc4d8dcc9381c547f644a198623948a5a6d1a6bee762eaf2e03faa088_1.jpg)
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 01, 2020, 05:39:02 PM
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 01, 2020, 05:39:02 PM
1027
Stick a grim reaper outfit on a drone and chase old people around with it.
Stick a grim reaper outfit on a drone and chase old people around with it.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 01, 2020, 09:11:39 PM
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 01, 2020, 09:11:39 PM
That's so mean! :laugh:
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 02:11:42 AM
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 02:11:42 AM
*bump* This topic deserves to live.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 11, 2020, 07:18:53 AM
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 11, 2020, 07:18:53 AM
1028
Buy 4 pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them. Release them in the local walmart. When all 4 are captured, they will realize the hypothetical pig #4 is still on the loose, and will shut down the store for weeks!
Buy 4 pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them. Release them in the local walmart. When all 4 are captured, they will realize the hypothetical pig #4 is still on the loose, and will shut down the store for weeks!
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 12, 2020, 02:16:54 AM
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 12, 2020, 02:16:54 AM
GENIUS.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 12, 2020, 02:39:37 AM
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 12, 2020, 02:39:37 AM
Thank you.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 12, 2020, 02:42:31 AM
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 12, 2020, 02:42:31 AM
I think, at some point, I read through this entire thread. It was a huge waste of time, but definitely amusing.
Title: Re: 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.
Post by: Flib Bigboat on July 13, 2021, 02:32:10 PM
Post by: Flib Bigboat on July 13, 2021, 02:32:10 PM
Wouldn't it be cool if all of these things were allowed at Wal-Mart?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 11, 2020, 07:18:53 AMI want to try that sometime XD
1028
Buy 4 pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them. Release them in the local walmart. When all 4 are captured, they will realize the hypothetical pig #4 is still on the loose, and will shut down the store for weeks!