Summer-Time = Pool-Time!!!

[The Skarzs]

*Wakes up from death, still buried behind the shed.*







Suffocation seems like a good way to go.

[Cornflower MM]

Oh dearie me.

[The Skarzs]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!

[Delthion]

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I'm a bit creeped out by the previous posts.  In most cellars situations, when someone gets killed, it's in a totally nonsensical way and they inexplicably come back to life a few posts later and that's the end of it.  Here, people are attempting to cover it up by passing it off as a horrifyingly realistic accident.  It's disturbing really.

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I might be overreacting, since I never really cared much for cellars nonsense.

Spoiler

And it's always been my opinion that you shouldn't kill anyone without their consent.  It happened to me a few times, and I have to say it's quite annoying to say the least.  It's one of several reasons why I don't participate in all the madness.

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This is probably going to be an unpopular opinion...

Hear that folks? No painfully murdering someone without their consent, capisce?!

[Russa Nodrey]

In my defense, I bonked Skarzs with the uncooked noodle and then he declared himself dead.

[Delthion]

I declare Russa Nodrey, NOT GUILTY!

[Russa Nodrey]

What a relief.

[The Skarzs]

Guilty.

[Russa Nodrey]

Lies!

[The Skarzs]

I'm the victim.

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm the victim of your lies.

[The Skarzs]

You can't fake this fatal injury you caused.

[Lady Amber]

If it's fatal, then how are you still alive?

[The Skarzs]

I'm dead though.

[Lady Amber]

Then why are you still speaking?