Corrupt-a-Wish

[The Witessss]

you do but he starts singing his parodies to you so much he annoys you to deaths o you never actually have an intellectual conversation with him. (not that you really could in the first place but..)

i wish i had more socks

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but now you can'y get into your bedroom because it's so full of socks.

I wish I could find my sweaters.

[The Witessss]

you can but you are told they are on the top of Mt. Death

I wish I wasn't so lazy

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but then you die from over working yourself.

I wish I could see the new Lion King in theaters.

[The Witessss]

you can but it was total garbage and you wasted your money (I really don't know anything about it, it might be good for all I know)

I wish Lent would hurry up.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I wish Lent would hurry up.

*sigh* me too.
Granted, but you don't live long enough to see Easter.

I wish Easter would come soon.

[The Witessss]

Granted, but you don't live long enough to see Easter.

I wish summer vacation would come soon

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but you have to do summer school.

I wish school was easier.

[The Witessss]

it is but now you are doing kindergarten material in (insert your grade here)

I wish I knew people on the forum

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but you'll never know who.

I wish I could see this roof that you're working on.

[The Witessss]

granted, but first we have to finish the structure.

I wish my baby brother would be quieter overall.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but sadly, he loses his voice forever.

I wish I knew what state Wites lives in.

[The Witessss]

granted, but you don't know where it is. (it's in my profile)

I wish I knew what state Seb lived in

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, I live in United States

I wish I could finish my chores.

[The Witessss]

granted. you did them all but they were done so sloppily you had to do hem all again.

I wish the dinner would cook faster.