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1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

Started by winifred, May 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM

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is this?

EPIC!!!!
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One-Eye the wildcat

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July 11, 2020, 07:18:53 AM
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Buy 4 pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them. Release them in the local walmart. When all 4 are captured, they will realize the hypothetical pig #4 is still on the loose, and will shut down the store for weeks!
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Ebantu the Kararehe

#751
July 12, 2020, 02:16:54 AM
GENIUS.
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One-Eye the wildcat

#752
July 12, 2020, 02:39:37 AM
Thank you.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
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shisteer of nothing much

#753
July 12, 2020, 02:42:31 AM
I think, at some point, I read through this entire thread. It was a huge waste of time, but definitely amusing.
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Flib Bigboat

#754
July 13, 2021, 02:32:10 PM
Wouldn't it be cool if all of these things were allowed at Wal-Mart?

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 11, 2020, 07:18:53 AM
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Buy 4 pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them. Release them in the local walmart. When all 4 are captured, they will realize the hypothetical pig #4 is still on the loose, and will shut down the store for weeks!
I want to try that sometime XD
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