1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

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ZaranTheBlack

#465
May 03, 2014, 12:01:19 AM
706. Curl in a ball screaming and act like you are having a seizure or something. Then, when someone approaches you, run away and start shopping normally like nothing happened.
Zaran the Black is my favorite character. I usually don't post my username as a character, but I thought I'd try it. I don't mean to like, "steal" Brian Jacques' character, though. I love black kitties and kitties of all kinds, though, and I can't wait to explore the series with other fans! :DD

The Skarzs

#466
May 03, 2014, 12:03:38 AM
706: Cut the balloon strings. . . all of them.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#467
May 03, 2014, 03:45:00 AM
707: Blov up Valmart viz a Deaz Ztar!

708: Drezz up an' zen run around loike Batman an' Robin!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

ZaranTheBlack

#468
May 04, 2014, 06:46:37 PM
So funny, I actually watch that version of the show. Not as good as the newer ones, though!  ::)
Zaran the Black is my favorite character. I usually don't post my username as a character, but I thought I'd try it. I don't mean to like, "steal" Brian Jacques' character, though. I love black kitties and kitties of all kinds, though, and I can't wait to explore the series with other fans! :DD

The Skarzs

#469
May 04, 2014, 09:00:05 PM
709: Barf on the cash register.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Norham Waterpaw

#470
May 04, 2014, 09:13:13 PM
710: Barf on the clerk running the cash register.
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Faiyloe

#471
May 05, 2014, 02:59:03 PM
Well this might not get you kicked out but I so want to try this

711: Run around with a banana and a sonic screwdriver and ask people I they have see a man (Describe The Doctor Here) run by. 
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Ferrousferret

#472
May 05, 2014, 05:29:38 PM
712: Hide in random places. When someone walks by, leap out hissing "JUDASSSS" at them with a crazed look in your eye.

713: Play hide & seek in the fresh produce area.

714: Go rock climbing with full gear at random places in the store.

715: Walk around harassing people with Satanist propeganda.

Tam and Martin

#473
May 05, 2014, 05:32:11 PM
713. String Christmas lights all over the store.


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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#474
May 06, 2014, 02:52:48 AM
714: Open up a can o' beanz, tazte zem, zpit zem oot in dizguzt an' zay "Bad Bad Beanz!"
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

#475
May 06, 2014, 02:54:15 AM
715: Take out your wrath with grapes. ;D
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#476
May 06, 2014, 03:54:40 AM
716: Butter zome bread, take a bite, an' run over tae ze door an' zrov it oot, zhoutin' "AN 'ZTAY OOT!!!"
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Ferrousferret

#477
May 06, 2014, 05:15:23 PM
717: Do exactly what the last guy said, but with customers. Or employees. Or the Manager.

Faiyloe

#478
May 06, 2014, 06:07:01 PM
I do so hope that none of you are doing anything... illegal. (IF you are doing any of this stuff at all) 
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#479
May 06, 2014, 06:14:16 PM
718: Cloimb on top o' ze zhelvez an' refuze tae come dovn.
719: Take av o' ze big bouncy-ballz oot o' vhere zey're kept an' ztart bouncin' zem dovn ze aizlez.
720: Dae ze zin' vhere ye azk for an employee, zen 'oide.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.
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