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1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

Started by winifred, May 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM

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LOL out of my chair!
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Tam and Martin

#480
May 06, 2014, 07:12:46 PM
721. Pretend to murder someone else in the store >:D


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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#481
May 06, 2014, 11:24:04 PM
722. Keep daein' ziz.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Rusvul

#482
May 07, 2014, 01:21:19 PM
139,501,843,810,740,038,964,016,389,701: Be really really obnoxious.

Wylder Treejumper

#483
May 07, 2014, 07:53:22 PM
723. Have Skarz and Corny chase you through the store destroying everything in their unified attempt to obliterate you while you call back annoying and cheesy things at them (Oooh, isn't chasing Wylder together so romantic???)
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Jukka the Sling

#484
May 09, 2014, 11:49:55 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 06, 2014, 06:07:01 PM
I do so hope that none of you are doing anything... illegal. (IF you are doing any of this stuff at all) 
I wouldn't dare to do most of this stuff. ::)
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#485
May 09, 2014, 11:54:06 PM
724. Take twa torchez an' ztart zpinnin' aboot fazt-loike loike a pulzar.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

#486
May 09, 2014, 11:55:43 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2014, 07:53:22 PM
723. Have Skarz and Corny chase you through the store destroying everything in their unified attempt to obliterate you while you call back annoying and cheesy things at them (Oooh, isn't chasing Wylder together so romantic???)
_  _
O_O

725: Try on all the clothes.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Cornflower MM

#487
May 10, 2014, 10:27:59 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2014, 07:53:22 PM
723. Have Skarz and Corny chase you through the store destroying everything in their unified attempt to obliterate you while you call back annoying and cheesy things at them (Oooh, isn't chasing Wylder together so romantic???)

724: Kill Wylder for not letting the whole teasing thing drop, and not getting that it's an RP through his thick skull.

Dag Downyfur

#488
May 10, 2014, 11:48:05 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 02:52:48 AM
714: Open up a can o' beanz, tazte zem, zpit zem oot in dizguzt an' zay "Bad Bad Beanz!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2014, 03:54:40 AM
716: Butter zome bread, take a bite, an' run over tae ze door an' zrov it oot, zhoutin' "AN 'ZTAY OOT!!!"
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 05, 2014, 02:59:03 PM
Well this might not get you kicked out but I so want to try this

711: Run around with a banana and a sonic screwdriver and ask people I they have see a man (Describe The Doctor Here) run by. 
All the Doctor Who references! This is fantastic!
726: Grab the fish fingers from the frozen food aisle and the custard from wherever you get custard, then after cooking the food, sit in the middle of a random aisle, dipping the fish fingers in the custard.
727: With a friend, cosplay as the Doctor and one of his companions, then proceed to act out an entire episode in the middle of the store.
Doctor Who is epic, so is Sherlock. And many other fandoms, but there's not enough room to list them all in my signature!
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams." -Matt Smith

The Skarzs

#489
May 11, 2014, 12:40:55 AM
728: Gather a bunch of homeless people and have them go around just looking at the food.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Wylder Treejumper

#490
May 12, 2014, 08:26:44 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 10, 2014, 10:27:59 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2014, 07:53:22 PM
723. Have Skarz and Corny chase you through the store destroying everything in their unified attempt to obliterate you while you call back annoying and cheesy things at them (Oooh, isn't chasing Wylder together so romantic???)

724: Kill Wylder for not letting the whole teasing thing drop, and not getting that it's an RP through his thick skull.

729: Be murdered by Corny in the middle of the store...  :'(
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Tam and Martin

#491
May 12, 2014, 08:28:45 PM
730. Come to Wylder's rescue while knocking over all the shelves.


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Wylder Treejumper

#492
May 12, 2014, 08:52:47 PM
731: Smash everything with Thor's hammer!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Dag Downyfur

#493
May 12, 2014, 10:06:11 PM
732: Steal a speaker-thingie that they use to call employees to aisles and stuff, then start singing this into it:
http://youtu.be/fmGHAl8j5b0
Doctor Who is epic, so is Sherlock. And many other fandoms, but there's not enough room to list them all in my signature!
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams." -Matt Smith

Amarith Waterspring

#494
May 12, 2014, 11:18:21 PM
733: Go to the frozen isle and eat all the ice cream.
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.
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