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Delthion

#4740
August 19, 2018, 02:21:19 AM
So froads taste like strawberries?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

#4741
August 19, 2018, 03:18:09 AM
No, I put strawberries in it.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Russa Nodrey

#4742
August 19, 2018, 11:39:51 PM
*Sneaks away*
Freddy

Delthion

#4743
August 19, 2018, 11:48:19 PM
* Delthion pushes Russa into vat of Froadshake.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Russa Nodrey

#4744
August 19, 2018, 11:51:41 PM
Eew. *Climbs out of the vat* Where did you get enough froads for an entire vat of Froadshake?
Freddy

The Skarzs

#4745
August 20, 2018, 12:59:21 AM
I have. . . Sources.
Totally not an illegal froad farm.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Amarith Waterspring

#4746
August 20, 2018, 04:05:45 PM
Totally. *kicks froad shipment forms under the table*
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

The Skarzs

#4747
August 20, 2018, 05:18:34 PM
*Immediately incinerates the forms.* What? Noooo. . .
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Russa Nodrey

#4748
August 22, 2018, 01:26:09 AM
*Freddy croaks happily* Freddy wants me to thank you for making his murderous froad cousins into Froadshakes. You really did him a favor. We thought we'd have to hire somebody, but you did it for free! *Shakes Skarzs's hand* Thank you.
Freddy

Delthion

#4749
August 22, 2018, 04:50:54 AM
Actually, we ARE his murderous cousins! *Plot Twist!*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Russa Nodrey

#4750
August 22, 2018, 04:23:48 PM
*Freddy and I gasp in unison*
Freddy

The Skarzs

#4751
August 22, 2018, 05:36:59 PM
I swear I got them fresh after molting. . . Oh well. The next batch will be from new tadpoles.


Drink.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#4752
August 23, 2018, 01:50:30 AM
Und zen Ze Blob appeared in ze front doorvay...It began movin' clozer tae everybeazt...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Russa Nodrey

#4753
August 23, 2018, 05:32:51 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 22, 2018, 05:36:59 PM
Drink.
Okay, okay.
Me
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Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 23, 2018, 01:50:30 AM
Und zen Ze Blob appeared in ze front doorvay...It began movin' clozer tae everybeazt...
Eew. *Throws a brick at The Blob*
Freddy

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#4754
August 24, 2018, 12:25:39 AM
*Ze Blob iznae bozered by ze brick at av und continuez advancin'*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.
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