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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Faiyloe

There is one big problem with that scenario... there are no bars and you are all locked up in separate cells. No pleas be patient while I make some arrangements.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Vilu Daskar

You mean now there aren't any bars.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

Quote from: Delthion on August 21, 2015, 02:18:35 PM
Actually, Eolyiaf is not imaginary.

How do you know she isn't imaginary? After all, aren't you insane?

Vilu Daskar

Quote from: Izeroth on August 21, 2015, 08:33:31 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 21, 2015, 02:18:35 PM
Actually, Eolyiaf is not imaginary.

How do you know she isn't imaginary? After all, aren't you insane?
Eolyiaf is the insane one.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Faiyloe

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 21, 2015, 05:23:25 PM
You mean now there aren't any bars.

There never where any bars you idiot. This is why I can't hire you. you are out of date.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Vilu Daskar

Quote from: Faiyloe on August 21, 2015, 08:57:14 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 21, 2015, 05:23:25 PM
You mean now there aren't any bars.

There never where any bars you idiot. This is why I can't hire you. you are out of date.
What do you mean I'm out of date I just put him in a bar- less and out of many other things I have a flying ship.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Faiyloe

When will you get it into your thick skull! There where no bars to begin with! By out of date I mean you don't know the facts anymore, a lot has changed since you where last here... a lot is going to change.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Vilu Daskar

How could he squeeze through bars if there weren't any.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Faiyloe

He is seeing things, hallucinations, fantasies of escape are common. It is all perfectly normal.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Vilu Daskar

So how do you know when they really escape?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 21, 2015, 12:18:10 AM
*Flips switch and everyone is back in their cells, including Russa* *Freddy gets a cell of his own*
*Hugs Freddy* I'm glad she just put your cardboard cutout thingy in a separate cell.
Freddy

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw


*Teleport back* realize I forgot my smaller inspectors and teleport away again* Teleport back holding my junior inspectors both of which are gagging*

"Alright you two know the most dedicated Inspectors will just brush off such attacks and keep doing their jobs."

*They nod and still gagging stumble away to continue*

"Right now Jet I must protest your constant urge to teleport me everywhere it is most distracting."


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Jetthebinturong

*Eye roll*

*Teleports Sand's teleporter into the ocean*

*Teleports Sand and the "junior inspectors" into separate doorless, windowless rooms*
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 21, 2015, 02:56:20 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 21, 2015, 02:10:11 AM
*Walks back into the asylum* I am sorry Vilu but you are out dated... we don't really need you with the new integrated security systems. *Teleports Vilu and his crew into separate cells* besides now that I am co-owner of this facility I don't really trust you to follow my orders.
Teleports back out "As you can see I'm a changed stoat. Not that rebellious sea captain I was before and I have all the latest technology. And how con Cornflower be head cook if she's an inmate?"

I'm not an inmate any more. Skar signed my discharge papers - See? *Waves papers in the air* And so did Faiy! Oh, wait, I forgot. You can't see. *Cackles*

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 21, 2015, 10:21:49 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 21, 2015, 12:18:10 AM
*Flips switch and everyone is back in their cells, including Russa* *Freddy gets a cell of his own*
*Hugs Freddy* I'm glad she just put your cardboard cutout thingy in a separate cell.

Would you kindly stop the PP? It's not funny any more, Russa. It's just getting annoying. *Grabs Russa, hits her on the head, grabs Freddy, and puts him in am iron box with two airholes*