Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[lass of something much]

O.O
oh Mummy

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

 

[Verdauga]

*Chuckles.*
All right, kids, let's get back to studying. Wouldn't want to fail the exam, would we?

[lass of something much]

*eats a pen*

[Verdauga]

Lass! Do not eat the pens! We have markers for that!
*Hands Lass a marker.

[lass of something much]

*looks up*
*swollos pen*
pen? what pen?

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Lass.*

[lass of something much]

*scratches Kade* leme go!

[Verdauga]

Now, now, Kade. I appreciate your willingness to help, but I as the substitute teacher have the responsibility to deal with this.
*Boops Lass on the nose, teleporting the pen into my hand.*
Now, I must wash my hands, so I hope you all are studying like the busy little beavers you are!
*Leaves.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Has gotten a little carried away and continues performing the heimlich maneuver.*  Live, Lass!  LIVE!!!!!

[Verdauga]

*Faint whistling can be heard amongst the sound of running water outside the classroom.*

[Booklover]

*Chuckles.*
All right, kids, let's get back to studying. Wouldn't want to fail the exam, would we?

Which exam? Is it the exam where the first (and only) question is 'what is your name?' (in the Unseen University that happened once, because they thought it would be impossible for someone to get 82-88% on. However, another Discworld book describes someone as being able to get 6/10 for that question, so it may be possible to)

[lass of something much]

*Has gotten a little carried away and continues performing the heimlich maneuver.*  Live, Lass!  LIVE!!!!!

*gose limp*

[Kade Rivok]

*gose limp*

*Begins crying.*  She's DEEEEEAAAAAAD!!!!!

*Heimlich-ing continues.*