Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[lass of something much]

*Uses the opportunity to begin a lecture and demostration of surface evaporation causes.*

Kids, why do we blow on things to make them dry off?

{Because the wind makes the water evaporate, thus making the drying process a bit quicker.}

[Verdauga]

Correct!

[lass of something much]

{I'm still unconscious ..}

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Need tae make ze vater evapourate? Ah'll 'elp! *Zetz fire tae ze paper*

[Verdauga]

That would work! Sadly, due to last years' multiple demon fire demostrations, the principal ordered that all paper be fireproof. Thank you for helping, child!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Toime tae get zome flammable vater zen.

[Verdauga]

Good critical thinking! The P.E. track water fountains are filled with that!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

An intereztin' zin' created by Muppets Labz. *Vonderz if anybeazt getz ze reference*

[lass of something much]

*does*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*'andz Lass a Gorilla Detector*

[lass of something much]

{I'm still unconscious ..}

{And captured in Kade's fluff...}

[shisteer of nothing much]

*ze gorilla detector ztartz beeping loudly*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

It vaz at ziz toime zat zree men vere arrezted fer commitin' tva croimez. Firzt, zey 'ad robbed a bank. Zecond, zey didnae vear mazkz vhen zey did ze previouz. Pleaze remember tae alvayz vear yer mazk in public. Zankee.

[Verdauga]

*Shuts off the fan and restacks the paper.*

It's almost time for recess, so why don't you kids head outside and play?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*shrieks* YAAAAY!