Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Hiag, that's a blueberry bush, child...

*Lookz at ze plant, viz it'z lang, tall trunk zat reachez 'oigh up intae ze zky und vide branchez viz blueberriez grovin' on zem* Nyet, Ah zink ziz vone iz a tree.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Mutters to self.* I turn around for one second and everywhere it's chaos, chaos! *Ehem.*
Children! Listen to me for a moment!
Kade, sentences require a verb.
Eb, please come down from the tree. Do you have any lunch?
Amber, I have been given several tasty lemons.
Hiag, that's a blueberry bush, child...
Teer, thank you for getting Kade's lunchbox for him, but no dropping likely metal objects on student's heads. Especially not after last year's incident...  *Shudders.*
Rub, I've already taken a shower. Please refrain in the future from that. Thank you.

*reluctantly come down from the tree* No, I don't. But I'm not hungry, so it doesn't matter.

[Verdauga]

You sure? I could share my lunch if you want it.

[lass of something much]

Ach...

[Sebias of Redwall]

Boring!

[Kade Rivok]

*flies to the top of the tree and retrieves Kade's lunch box, then drops it on his head*

*Becomes le ded.*

[lass of something much]

Boring!

*sobs*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Barbarian. Seb calling you boring makes you cry, but you don'teven blink an eyelid at Kade dying. Heartless beast, you are.

*flies to the top of the tree and retrieves Kade's lunch box, then drops it on his head*

*Becomes le ded.*

*sobs* Mr. Verdauga, can you fix him?

[Verdauga]

*Pulls out a Stellar Flare Of Life, lights it, and places it under Kade's nose. His chest begins to rise and fall, followed by abrupt, fierce coughing.*
When the coughing subsides, he'll be fully recovered.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh, that's good. Thanks.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Barbarian. Seb calling you boring makes you cry, but you don'teven blink an eyelid at Kade dying. Heartless beast, you are.

Well, I'm more important anyways... *Grins* And more humble too!
I was calling the topic boring... Not you, Lass. *Hugs Lass*

[lass of something much]

Oh...*stops sobbing*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Hovlz again*

[Kade Rivok]

*Vanishes into the ground.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is saddened*