Hello
As Ashleg has proven to be completely ineffective as Cellars president, I will now proceed to replace him with a council of five members who have been very honest and very good at their jobs (A bit too good in fact).
@The Skarzs as the person you talk to if you have any issues. No guarantee that you will not get squashed.
@Delthion as the person who will solve the hunger problem on the forum.
@Rosie Willowwater as the person who will give out umbrellas if it rains.
@Jukka the Sling as the person who will throw rocks at people.
@Lady Amber as the person who will probably end up doing all the work.
I said five people, but we have one more addition...
@Ashleg as court jester. Please feel free to throw apples at him. (Apples sold separately.)
Rosie is on a long break and would not betray me, you dweeb.
As for everything else...no.
*eats you*
Stop doing Del's job. *Throws apples at Ashleg.*
*Throws more apples at Ashleg. Divides a horde of cookies among all of the forumites.*
This new administration is an unelected oligarchy and is to be disbanded, by order of the rightful Ashleg party. Failure to comply will result in the godmodding of your ultimate demise!
No.
The troops are going to be sent in.
*catches all the apples in my mouth and eats them in enjoyment*
As long as the Staff keeps getting kickbacks, we will overlook this dispute.
I propose anarchy.
Second!
The president is dead! Long live the council!
Wait, I hate forum government!
DOWN WITH THE COUNCIL! RETURN US TO ANARCHY!
SECOND!
Dissolve the council!
I am not dead. I can't die. Unlimited lifespan.
We didn't kill you. We simply killed the presidency.
Anarchy!
*Uses the Eye of Agamotto to stick Ash in a time loop in which he dies and returns to life.
That doesn't work because I'm immune to powerplaying!
Black.
i may have forgotten i made this topic oops
Quote from: Ashleg on January 26, 2018, 05:04:39 AM
That doesn't work because I'm immune to powerplaying!
grimacing hard
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 26, 2018, 06:02:54 AM
Black.
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You are power playing by being immune to power playing.
I'm immune to being power played by power playing! (What did I just say? ;D)
But if you have the right to powerplay, surely I can do what I am!
*waltzes into topic and throws rocks at everyone*
We're not power playing because it's not your decision whether our president should be there or not. We elected you, now we've thrown you off your throne like Humpty Dumpty and established anarchy.
You've held no such referendum. Your rebellion is just that, a rebellion. Off to the gulag reeducation camp with you!
Uh, no thanks. ;D
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure your not allowed to say no....
But there is no more government of any kind. So you don't have the authority to arrest us!
We'll arrest you!
...yeah!
Nadaz bakes apples into a pie offers it to everyone then steals their stuff while they are eating ;D
/me bakes a pie with four and twenty blackbirds.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 26, 2018, 10:51:07 PM
But there is no more government of any kind. So you don't have the authority to arrest us!
We'll arrest you!
We don't have the authority to arrest him, actually.
But we do have the authority to axe him!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 27, 2018, 02:18:53 AM
We don't have the authority to arrest him, actually.
PRECISELY.
*Hides under the quotes*
*Leaves*
Let the petty 'defectors' riot--as well as rot--in their so-called "anarchy". My rule is not threatened at all.
You never had a rule, you wielded a scepter and acted pompously, that was all that you did during your reign... ;D
There was no obedience except for a choice few sheeple.
*Rolls up sleeves* I guess I do have to do all the work... *Throws all the rioters into the Pit of No Return and dumps radioactive dumpster juice down after them for good measure*
Let them eat cake!
How about no, Amber?
The radioactive juice turns the rioters into Superheroes (or mutants) and they join the Justice League ;D.
Um...no thanks.
Introducing NEW Plutonium Purple Punch Dumpster Juice!
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 27, 2018, 10:37:17 PM
How about no, Amber?
I'm not on Ashleg's side; I'm with Ashenwyte. I'm part of the council of five members.
Oh, and the "rioters" included you, Ash, so you might want to un-thank my post.
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(http://www.relatably.com/m/img/meme-annoyed-face/Disappointed-Meme-Face-17.png)
Wat?
Lol this died
And it was about time it did.
Your administration is over.
It's not funny anymore.
If you and the others in this thread don't like my "president" topics then, by ALL means, ignore them.
. . . Oh.
I shall stop beating this dead horse, then. . .
Ashleg tends to be a bit touchy about his failed regime...
*Snaps all the umbrellas in half*
?
Quote from: Delthion on February 06, 2018, 08:45:50 PM
Ashleg tends to be a bit touchy about his failed regime...
Nope. The joke, which has made its way to other threads, has begun feeling less like a 'joke' and more like a way of saying "we don't want you" to me.
In short-
The humor in it is dead. It turned vile. I ask you to stop.
I realized I am umbrella person so I snapped them in half to make more so some poor souls just get sticks.
*Writes "Ashleg for President" on the umbrellas*
We do want you. I definitely agree that the jokes have crossed a line though. I mean, even if you do murder all my friends and keep me as a prisoner, you're still awesome. ;)
Thankz.
Quote from: Ashleg on February 06, 2018, 10:19:17 PM
?
Nope. The joke, which has made its way to other threads, has begun feeling less like a 'joke' and more like a way of saying "we don't want you" to me.
In short-
The humor in it is dead. It turned vile. I ask you to stop.
I rest my case.
Del... what you said obviously bothered Ash a lot. It doesn't help anything to repeat it.
Sorry it came across that way, Ashleg.
Fun note, I so often write "Ash" instead of "Ashleg", that my auto-correct turned it into "Mashleg" from the one time I used that.
Mashleg?
Me gusta.
I think it was a ship of you and Maudie.
Oh.
NO ME GUSTA.
That or your leg was smashed to a pulp. . .
That's how I lost it,
Ah.
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on January 25, 2018, 08:44:28 AM
Hello
As Ashleg has proven to be completely ineffective as Cellars president, I will now proceed to replace him with a council of five members who have been very honest and very good at their jobs (A bit too good in fact).
@The Skarzs as the person you talk to if you have any issues. No guarantee that you will not get squashed.
@Delthion as the person who will solve the hunger problem on the forum.
@Rosie Willowwater as the person who will give out umbrellas if it rains.
@Jukka the Sling as the person who will throw rocks at people.
@Lady Amber as the person who will probably end up doing all the work.
I said five people, but we have one more addition...
@Ashleg as court jester. Please feel free to throw apples at him. (Apples sold separately.)
Squished.