Und zae ve ztart again!
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY New Year's 2021 LET'S GO! (or did you mean 2020?)
*Reads title.*
*Reads HIAGs post.*
No.
WHY, HIAG!?!?
Make one of these at the start of December and give them until New Year's Day 2020. See if that works. Or on December 31st, but that might be too evil, even for me.
Depends which new year though. Different countries and cultures have different New Years. I'm assuming you mean January 1st, but for different people, it could mean different things.
If we start the clock tomorrow (Nov 1) and we aim for Dec 31, 2020, we would need 116 posts, just under 6 pages, every day to get this topic locked by then.
That's a lot of posts - I'm not sure we could reach it.
Speaking of November First.... is anyone else excited for All-Saints Day?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 31, 2019, 07:57:09 PM
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY New Year's 2021 LET'S GO! (or did you mean 2020?)
Nev Year'z 2021. Ziz vay ve 'ave a vee bit o' extra toime fer it.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 31, 2019, 08:34:23 PM
WHY, HIAG!?!?
Becauze.
42.
Good idea HIAG, let's do it. While we wait though, let's talk about something interesting...
What is your opinion on oranges?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 31, 2019, 10:14:50 PM
Speaking of November First.... is anyone else excited for All-Saints Day?
Another man of faith, I see. ;D
What do you people do on All-Saints Day? I've heard of a few different traditions.
Are you Catholic?
I'm not. I just abhor the idea and history behind Halloween. Maybe I should call it All-Hallows Day.... Not like it would change much.
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Quote from: Matthias720 on October 31, 2019, 09:39:19 PM
If we start the clock tomorrow (Nov 1) and we aim for Dec 31, 2020, we would need 116 posts, just under 6 pages, every day to get this topic locked by then.
I mean, is that a challange? We can just turn this into a spam war to get there (not that I'd recommend such a thing)
On a side note, i'm SUPER BUMMED I missed the locking of the previous thread. DANGIT
It got hectic. It was FUN!
Plus, you'll be here for this one. I'm sure of it.
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I certainly plan to be ;D
Anyway....happy All Hallows Day!
the day following the start of the Protestant Reformation.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 01, 2019, 04:18:23 PM
It got hectic. It was FUN!
Plus, you'll be here for this one. I'm sure of it.
You don't know hectic until you can't post because everyone else is posting before you.
On one of the Girls V Guys, two people were posting so quickly I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
We can definitely achieve this goal, I just need to recruit all of my siblings to post at once ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on October 31, 2019, 10:14:50 PM
Speaking of November First.... is anyone else excited for All-Saints Day?
I am!! I get a day off from school today as well, which is awesome :D In medieval times apparently you got days off for a bunch of feast days, so you worked much less than we do now. I wish society was like that now... so many naps...
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 01, 2019, 05:56:10 PM
You don't know hectic until you can't post because everyone else is posting before you.
I may have just been a slow typer, but I remember many times where I would see that 7 or so people had posted before me in a thread before I could formulate a post. The last time that happened was when I turned into a ghost ;D
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Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 01, 2019, 06:07:38 PM
I may have just been a slow typer, but I remember many times where I would see that 7 or so people had posted before me in a thread before I could formulate a post. The last time that happened was when I turned into a ghost ;D
Glad to see you've recovered from being a ghost. I've heard the transformation process can be quite unpleasant.
Actually, I am not all too sure if I am still a ghost or not, I never actually changed back.... :o
Ahem
*Rapidly types a formal statement declaring that Rosie is no longer a ghost.*
Sorry about the typographical errors. I hurried through.
*picks up the computer to look at the statement*
*the computer slips through my ghost hands*
NOOOO
*the computer smashes on the floor*
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Quote from: Verdauga on November 01, 2019, 06:41:18 PM
Ahem
*Rapidly types a formal statement declaring that Rosie is no longer a ghost.*
Sorry about the typographical errors. I hurried through.
*Looking at formal statement* I don't see any typos. Don't know why you're writing a statement declaring that Rosie is sill a ghost though.
Oh, there is something wrong with your eyes, my friend.
*Rips paper out of Kade's hands, scans it, frantically crosses out some words, and furiously scribbles over them.*
There!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 01, 2019, 06:45:41 PM
*picks up the computer to look at the statement*
*the computer slips through my ghost hands*
NOOOO
*the computer smashes on the floor*
Oh, dear. This really does need to be fixed.
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So... should I, like, call the ghostbusters or something?
No, no, we'll be fine, just let me-
*yanks paper out of Kade's hands. Again.*
*Ahem.
This document shall henceforth declare that the bearer of this fore-mentioned document shall be freed from ghosthood and have the full rights of any member, at the time of--*Crosses out some more words and scribbles in again*-- 3:10 Eastern Standard Time, on the date of November the first, in the year of our Lord Two-thousand-nineteen. So saith Verdauga, that--kind of- annoying--new-----*more revision*--So saith lord Verdauga. *Rolls paper.*
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"have the full rights of any member"? I think you just wrote Rosie a license to possess anybeast she wants to :o
I declare that I can hug ghost Rosie!
Well, she is no longer a ghost
*Starts half-heartedly celebrating*
*possesses Tester*
Muaahahhahaa!!! I am so evil.
You're no longer a ghost....so, yeah.....(muahahhah to you!)
Then how did I just possess someone? O_O...
*looks down at Ownership Form I am holding*
Ohhhhhh wrong form of possess
That's illegal.
It is?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 01, 2019, 10:41:48 AM
Are you Catholic?
No, I'm just interested in fascinating traditions. (and I HATE halloween. It doesn't even deserve to have a capital)
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 02, 2019, 01:23:39 AM
Then how did I just possess someone? O_O...
*looks down at Ownership Form I am holding*
Ohhhhhh wrong form of possess
*gives Rosie a laminated blank ownership form and a whiteboard marker* There, now you can posses whoever you want and get them to write you an ownership form on the spot.
So many Ss. And halloween is ok.
Eses are better than zeds.
Zere'z alvayz ß.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2019, 04:55:09 AM
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sssssssssssssssssss!
Well, she does have the correct paperwork so it seems alright to me.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2019, 06:24:14 AM
Well, she does have the correct paperwork so it seems alright to me.
(https://static.abplive.in/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/24075711/Capture.jpg?impolicy=abp_cdn&imwidth=640)
I think we might need to speed up slightly.
Maybe just slightly. *Holds up fingers close together.*
Also, welcome, Booklover!
@The Skarzs oho! someone else uses the meme.
Orange!
Mango!
What'd I miss?
I challenge Rosie to a battle!
...........Why?
Why not?
......That isn't necessarily a safe mentality.
What isn't?
I know something that isn't a safe mentality.
Being an evil duck:
(https://tr.rbxcdn.com/3554824180a7fec9e715046ff8655434/420/420/Hat/Png)
*Would insert something about triple-posting but this serves well enough.*
I thought this topic was one where you wanted there to be lots of posts?
Well, yeah, but the moderators and admins don't want us to post multiple consecutive times. They tell us to use that nice, shiny modify button.
Quote from: Kreg on November 03, 2019, 05:38:57 PM
I challenge Rosie to a battle!
We never did really battle.
We're too laid back to fight, dude.
And, apparently, to use proper grammar. :P
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Proper, grammar is for: NERDS!!!!!!!1
Call me a nerd, then. Let me be nerdy about one thing.
(Although I am, and it isn't even English grammar.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2019, 12:10:05 AM
Proper, grammar is for: NERDS!!!!!!!1
Nerds are important. If there were no nerds in the world, this forum wouldn't even exist.
Geeks, or nerds?
Ah, very good then.
Anyone else drawing anything for the art competition?
I would but I'm terrible at drawing...
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Quote from: The Skarzs on November 04, 2019, 03:05:43 PM
Ah, very good then.
Anyone else drawing anything for the art competition?
Oh yeah, I forgot about that -_-
Not that I'm any good at drawing mind you.
Nor am I.
Do it anyway.
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Oh I plan to, and you will regret it. I assure you.
Perhaps. But if no one competes then there might be a winner by default.
Yeah, but certain persons have already entered a drawing. And i don't wanna be the loser by default. ;)
Opposition and competitors are required.
That they are.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 04, 2019, 04:10:07 PM
I would but I'm terrible at drawing...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2019, 04:26:36 PM
Not that I'm any good at drawing mind you.
Quote from: Booklover on November 04, 2019, 04:29:37 PM
Nor am I.
ALL LIES, THOU MUST JOIN.
If the competition gets enough people we will probably end up doing a couple more too, meaning that you get more chances to showcase your strengths ^-^
(This post makes it seem like I have steep mood swings...)
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 04, 2019, 05:38:02 PM
ALL LIES, THOU MUST JOIN.
If the competition gets enough people we will probably end up doing a couple more too, meaning that you get more chances to showcase your strengths ^-^
Ah, living in blissful ignorance of my "art". If only you could never know the truth......
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 04, 2019, 05:38:02 PM
(This post makes it seem like I have steep mood swings...)
Nah. Reveals them maybe, but we all have 'em. :D
Quote from: Verdauga on November 04, 2019, 05:19:01 PM
Yeah, but certain persons have already entered a drawing. And i don't wanna be the loser by default. ;)
How about I enter and then you won't be the loser?
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Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 04, 2019, 05:38:02 PM
ALL LIES, THOU MUST JOIN.
If the competition gets enough people we will probably end up doing a couple more too, meaning that you get more chances to showcase your strengths ^-^
(This post makes it seem like I have steep mood swings...)
Hey, if we do a singing comp, I'll do pretty well. Otherwise, well, you'll get what you get -_-
Quote from: Booklover on November 04, 2019, 07:24:54 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 04, 2019, 05:19:01 PM
Yeah, but certain persons have already entered a drawing. And i don't wanna be the loser by default. ;)
How about I enter and then you won't be the loser?
Are we going to have a competition about the worst "artist" on the forums?
Could Ah pozt zummat zat Ah 'ad pozted on anozer Redwall zoite (Ze Vulpine Imperium, zpecifcally), or daez it 'ave tae zummat Ah've ne'er zubmitted?
Alzae, ziz video iz VERY true:
John Cleese iz vroight
again.
Stop arguing over who is the worst and just do. There is no reward without trying.
I don't really have much time for this art competition. Well actually I do but I spend most of it reading.
Excuses! Unacceptable!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2019, 08:06:23 PM
Hey, if we do a singing comp, I'll do pretty well. Otherwise, well, you'll get what you get -_-
See 'Hectaville Music Festival.'
*conveniently ignores the subject of art*
You can't ignore it.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 05, 2019, 03:00:10 AM
Could Ah pozt zummat zat Ah 'ad pozted on anozer Redwall zoite (Ze Vulpine Imperium, zpecifcally), or daez it 'ave tae zummat Ah've ne'er zubmitted?
That should be fine as long as it fits the theme and is in accordance with the rules!
Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,, fine.
*searches for unlined paper.*
*posts*
*Follows suit.*
*Falls on a suit*
*Trips over rosie*
*laughs really hard and falls off my chair* What was that you were saying, Verdauga?
................Uh, nothing. Nothing important.
Do tell. *Sits on the growing pile of fallen members.*
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*eats popcorn*
*Jumps onto the ever-growing pile of members* Whoopie!
I can't leave you guys. You'll self destruct!
Probably will if you do leave.
*Shakes head and tosses bucket of water onto embers/*
Probably will if you don't, too.
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So... what's with the pile-o-people?
Everybody's doing it, yo. It's cool dude.
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Peer pressure, huh? Well, that shan't work on me!
Oooh You used the word "shan't "
Awesome.
And, no one's pressuring you to do anything.
*Forcefully pushes Kade into the pile.* Pure pressure. Not peer.
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*Does a flying leap, vaulting over the people-pile with a flip, and gracefully lands on the other side.*
Well that wasn't very nice.
*Begins throwing popcorn at Skarzs*
*Grabs some of Kade's popcorn.*
*grabs half (I'm not 100% evil, only 50%) of Kade's and Verdauga's popcorn and eats it before they can complain or take it back*
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No worries, my popcorn happens to be infinite. On the other hand, 50% of infinity is still infinity, so... I think you're gonna have an upset tummy soon
There are different types of infinity.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 06, 2019, 05:21:17 PM
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*Does a flying leap, vaulting over the people-pile with a flip, and gracefully lands on the other side.*
Well that wasn't very nice.
*Begins throwing popcorn at Skarzs*
I'm not very nice.
He admits it!
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Not that he needed to :laugh:
Yeah, but it's nice to know that he knows.
I'm an honest guy.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 06, 2019, 03:30:12 PM
Oooh You used the word "shan't "
Awesome.
What's so great about the word "shan't"?
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Oh look, it's somebeast that doesn't understand the wonders of the word "shan't". How silly of them.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 11:57:32 AM
What's so great about the word "shan't"?
It is not often used. Less so than 'won't, 'can't', or even 'shall not'.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 02:45:56 PM
Oh look, it's somebeast that doesn't understand the wonders of the word "shan't". How silly of them.
Shame! Shame!
Eh. Shan't isn't that unusual. I use it at least once a week. It's not even an interesting word. I could understand someone getting excited about the word 'decollate' or 'cornobble' but 'shan't' is just so boring.
What about 'Ostrobogolous' or 'Squamitribble'?
Ooh.
Interesting words. Do they have definitions?
Yes. Decollate is to behead someone, cornobble is to slap someone in the face with a fish, ostrobogulous is generally applied to things which are bizarre, interesting or unusual and I don't know what squamitribble means.
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Difference is, though, all those words (besides decollate maybe) just sound silly, whereas "shan't" has a refined air to it. Refined I say!
Precisely. Just like "pusillanimous."
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That word don't sound right
Especially when you realize its a convoluted way of saying coward.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 08, 2019, 01:44:01 PM
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Difference is, though, all those words (besides decollate maybe) just sound silly, whereas "shan't" has a refined air to it. Refined I say!
No, 'shan't' just puts one in mind of a very bad bear who isn't doing what he's told. (apricots to anyone who gets that reference and fresh cherries to anyone who can recite the poem)
. . . Nope. I got nothing.
*sighs* Nevermind.
*Gives Verduga a grammar nazi uniform.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2019, 05:30:46 PM
*Gives Verduga a grammar nazi uniform.*
(*Grammar patriot.)
*Puts on the uniform.*
Heil, Grammar!
Actually, since it is unofficial and informal, lower case is appropriate.
You know, I kind of wonder if that 'a' changes the way people pronounce 'Verdauga'.
How do you pronounce it?
short 'o'.
Verd-o-ga
O______O
. . . I have read Mossflower three times.
I have seen the name dozens of times.
And I have never once noticed it was spelled "Verdauga."
I thought it was "Verduga," and pronounced "vayr-doo-gah."
Quote from: Verdauga on November 09, 2019, 05:34:51 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2019, 05:30:46 PM
*Gives Verduga a grammar nazi uniform.*
(*Grammar patriot.)
*Puts on the uniform.*
Heil, Grammar!
Zae zhould ve zrov Verdauga in ze cupboard?
Let uz zee vho ztill getz ziz reference...
I think that's a Song reference.
Quote from: Booklover on November 09, 2019, 09:09:44 PM
How do you pronounce it?
I pronounce it as 'ver-dah-oo-gah'. It's a pretty cool name, especially if you add 'Lord' in front and 'Greeneyes' at the end.
Verdauga literally means 'greeneyes'.
Yet another clever use of names Brian Jacques used.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 10, 2019, 02:08:11 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 09, 2019, 05:34:51 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2019, 05:30:46 PM
*Gives Verduga a grammar nazi uniform.*
(*Grammar patriot.)
*Puts on the uniform.*
Heil, Grammar!
Zae zhould ve zrov Verdauga in ze cupboard? Let uz zee vho ztill getz ziz reference...
Rain hasn't been here in a VERY long time... ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2019, 11:43:36 PM
O______O
. . . I have read Mossflower three times.
I have seen the name dozens of times.
And I have never once noticed it was spelled "Verdauga."
I thought it was "Verduga," and pronounced "vayr-doo-gah."
If you listen to the narrator in the "Escape the Gloomer" game he pronounces it that way. I don't think the pronunciation maters much, since everyone knows to whom we are referring.
....
And no, I don't get the reference.
Don't worry, nor do I. Unless it's referring to Harry Potter, but I think it's something to do with something in this forum.
That's what I think too.... apparently having to deal with Rainshadow, but alas, I did not know them. They popped in to say one last goodbye though.
So basically I'd have no idea given I'm really new.
Well, we could trawl though Rainshadow's, Delthion's, and HIAG's posts, but I'm content.
It's a reference to one of Rain's characters that she sometimes used throughout the cellars if I remember correctly.
Ohhhh....
*Cough.* If I'm not mistaken, it's her evil twin "Dr. Rainy" who is a Timelord trapped in a closet with Hitler.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 10, 2019, 09:12:56 PM
*Cough.* If I'm not mistaken, it's her evil twin "Dr. Rainy" who is a Timelord trapped in a closet with Hitler.
*Reads this a couple times.*
*Blinks multiple times and raises eyebrow.*
And
we are supposed to be the crazy, out of control youngsters?
I've said it before, you guys think your brand of crazy is something, you weren't around during the first ages of the Cellars.
You have said that... that you have.
And now do you believe me?
I trawled the old topics. I didn't doubt. I only forgot.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 10, 2019, 09:49:56 PM
I've said it before, you guys think your brand of crazy is something, you weren't around during the first ages of the Cellars.
This is true. The older topics are great historical treasures that all should read.
Reading through the whole funny posts topic is also encouraged.
Indeed. I'm still in the process of reading through the Insane Asylum topic. It is extremely amusing. Apparently, Miss Russa has a Siberian deer family. (although I have no idea why you'd think she was insane)
Literally anyone and everyone is/was insane.
... true.
Don't agree with him! You are included in 'everyone'.
Oh, be quiet. I have a separate category.
No... I don't think you do.
I said to be quiet and I jolly well meant it!
I smell a new split personality.
I see a new split personality.
How are you meant to smell one?
I just can.
I can also taste your lies.
Taste... lies?
Yum! (asterisk) licks lips (asterisk)
That's not how you do it.
Well I can't actually lick my lips, thanks to somebody.
*rolls eyes* It was entirely necessary. Get over it.
Yes. Don't ask questions you're not prepared to get answers to.
I'm perfectly prepared.
Yeah, sure. That doesn't mean I have to be and since I'M the one in control...
Humph! Spoil sport.
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Seems like you folks have been up to some mischief over the weekend, hmm?
Loads of mischief. Absolute loads.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 10, 2019, 09:49:56 PM
I've said it before, you guys think your brand of crazy is something, you weren't around during the first ages of the Cellars.
There was a slight resurgence when I started eating everyone...but I can agree that the First Age of the Cellars was probably the greatest, I was only present from the Second Age onward.
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What age are we in now?
The Fourth Age
First Age = Early times of the Cellars
Second Age = Torturing Skarzs - Events being set-up in the Cellars
Third Age = The Time of Glorious Shipping
Fourth Age = After the Absence of the Master Shipper
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Aren't you said "Master Shipper"? If that's the case, we should be in the 5th age then, The Return of the Shipper
He labels it "after the absence of the master shipper".
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Yes, but that doesn't necessarily imply a return after said absence. Reading it your way would also imply that there was nothing between his departure and return. This can be read as the "absence" being the point at which he leaves and then the time after that fact, during which he was not here.
I, Kade Rivok, Redwall uhh... Novice, do hereby declare that a new age is upon us, my fellow goodbeasts!
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 11, 2019, 07:36:34 AM
I just can.
I can also taste your lies.
I can smell that that's a lie.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 06:04:49 PM
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Yes, but that doesn't necessarily imply a return after said absence. Reading it your way would also imply that there was nothing between his departure and return. This can be read as the "absence" being the point at which he leaves and then the time after that fact, during which he was not here.
I, Kade Rivok, Redwall uhh... Novice, do hereby declare that a new age is upon us, my fellow goodbeasts!
Huzzah! The Age of the New Members! Or maybe the Age of the Master Shipper's Return!
*Is thankful that she hasn't been shipped*
Shall we revive the old topic?
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Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 08:53:18 PM
*Is thankful that she hasn't been shipped*
Somebody's asking for it ;D
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Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 11, 2019, 08:53:59 PM
Shall we revive the old topic?
Old topic?
EDIT** Sorry, wasn't paying attention and double posted
why
Yes, naughty naughty. Go sit over there in the naughty seat *points*.
I'm definitely not being a hypocrite.
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 08:55:57 PM
Yes, naughty naughty. Go sit over there in the naughty seat *points*.
Who? Me?
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 08:55:57 PM
I'm definitely not being a hypocrite.
Definitely...
No, Kade. It's just I can't be bothered to re write things when people queue jump and post before me.
Although now you mention it...
Uh...
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 11, 2019, 08:55:11 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 08:54:12 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 08:53:18 PM
*Is thankful that she hasn't been shipped*
Somebody's asking for it ;D
Hmm... Jadey Rivokbrush?
...is that how shipping on this site works? You just mash the names together? Well that's not so bad then
No, there is also a torturewedding cult ritualceremony
That's how shipping on most things works.
MALEC!!!!!!!!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 11, 2019, 09:00:12 PM
No, there is also a torturewedding cult ritualceremony
Exactly! MWHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
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Ooo, I've never been wedded before
it's not fun.
*Backs slowly out of the topic*
*Backs quickly out of the topic*
*head turns around* Where are you going?
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Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 09:09:47 PM
*Backs slowly out of the topic*
I think it's a bit late for that, my friend.
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 09:10:50 PM
*Backs quickly out of the topic*
Run while you can!
*Turns and runs*
*Nonchalantly leaves.*
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Side note, Jarky thinks she's escaped the shipping. Sadly, there is no escape (from what I understand, at least ;D)
Are you volunteering there, Kade?
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For... shipping?
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 09:10:50 PM
*Backs quickly out of the topic*
Trust me, get out while you still can. This may be your only chance. Few make it to the other side.
Quote from: Delthion on November 10, 2019, 09:02:00 PM
It's a reference to one of Rain's characters that she sometimes used throughout the cellars if I remember correctly.
Tiz actually a reference tae a forum zing (involvin' zaid member'z alternate perzonality) vhich vaz a reference
itzelf tae a zcene in
Doctor Vho- Ze epizode
Let'z Kill Hitler in
Zeriez 6, vhere zey lock Adolf Hitler in ze cupboard. Ye can foind ze zcene on Yetube.
Called it!
*walks into topic cheerfully* Kia ora! *looks at previous posts* Shoot... this is not good. *leaves*
*Opens the wrong door and ends up in this topic* Uhh... Hi! *Slams door and runs* Bye!
*comes back* I like leaves.
I leaf.
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Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 10:44:07 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 10:06:46 PM
For... shipping?
...Yes.
I think I've already been tentatively shipped, though I imagine such things fluctuate before a wedding date is determined.
Look back in the archives of the Cellars, and see for yourself.
No thanks. I'd like to hang onto the last shreds of my sanity.
*accidentally returns to the pit full of lunatics that is sometimes known as the cellars* Oops.
*leaves*
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We need one of those vaudeville hooks around here. People keep running away.
Don't worry, I'm back. For a little while, anyway.
I think your times here are longer than your times away, so far.
She must be active here at least 12 hours and 1 minute.
Probably.
*Starts making hook.*
All I could think of was a hook hand hook.
Total time logged in: 1 days, 3 hours and 13 minutes.
But that's ever. At some point yesterday or the day before I believe I passed the one day barrier.
We shall tether you to the screen.
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:03:28 PM
Total time logged in: 1 days, 3 hours and 13 minutes.
But that's ever. At some point yesterday or the day before I believe I passed the one day barrier.
*Laughs in 8 days, 13 minutes.*
I honestly don't believe that adequately represents how much time I waste on this site.
Well, I sometimes have multiple tabs open of this, although since it says time logged in, it probably just counts from when you logged in/went on (if you're somebody who stays logged in all the time) to when you close it.
Probably. I stay logged in all the time just because it's more convenient.
So do I. I've half forgotten my password (although I can probably guess it, if needed).
It is advised to have a document with your passwords on it...
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
I just use similar passwords. I believe it is something to do with Long Earth and/or Discworld.
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Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 04:43:28 PM
Probably. I stay logged in all the time just because it's more convenient.
Yar, same here.
There is a thread for discussing how much time you've been logged on. I think it's call 'I have a problem'.
We weren't really discussing it. But, to be brutally fair, you did start the discussion on total time logged.
Nope, that was Skarzs.
Him, or you. Or Booklover, from a post or so earlier.
Never mind.
Sorry. ::)
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 11:21:46 PM
Him, or you. Or Booklover, from a post or so earlier.
You guys should see the forum stats.
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Is there a way for us to?
Scroll down to the very bottom of the main board, where you will see "More Stats
" Click that.
Whoa......Gryphon has spent almost a year on the forums....
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And Skarzs is in the lead for posts, dang spammer.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I don't think he sees it that way. :laugh:
But I'm new enough to not be on the leaderboard. Although my number is actually a slight lie, because, from what I can tell, as long as a tab is open, it's counting, even when I'm not actually doing anything.
Am-am I on the leaderboard ???
You can check, if you really want to know.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2019, 04:05:21 PM
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And Skarzs is in the lead for posts, dang spammer.
Well, excuse me if I post in places that actually count.
(Though, I do post a LOT down here. I used to post more.)
I'll give you an opportunity to post some more. You can now post again on here without fear of being a naughty dibbun and doing the unforgivable crime of double posting. (And I am totally not being a hypocrite)
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Quote from: The Skarzs on November 14, 2019, 05:44:40 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2019, 04:05:21 PM
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And Skarzs is in the lead for posts, dang spammer.
Well, excuse me if I post in places that actually count.
(Though, I do post a LOT down here. I used to post more.)
Well, there aren't any real new discussions in the boards that count :P
Bring up new ones.
Read/review fanfics.
Write a fanfic.
Post/react to fan art.
Roleplays.
Roleplaying is probably the biggest way to increase your post count. :P
Who wants to go back through the pages to see how the conversation has wandered?
No takers?
oh....
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Quote from: The Skarzs on November 14, 2019, 06:36:41 PM
Roleplaying is probably the biggest way to increase your post count. :P
Well, I'm still waiting for
somebeast *looks at Verdauga* to get their RP set up
Fine........
..........Fine...........
FINE (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11247.new#new)
(You know you can make new topics in the OOC board, right?)
(Yes, I was just getting it up though. I'll get it moved. You can join too, if you want.)
Has it snowed for anyone else yet? We got our first snow up here on the day before Halloween.
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We had a light flurry the other day, but nothing stuck.
Quote from: Delthion on November 14, 2019, 10:19:04 PM
Has it snowed for anyone else yet? We got our first snow up here on the day before Halloween.
It snowed where we are.
No snow here, just too-cold-for-me weather.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2019, 11:42:40 PM
No snow here, just too-cold-for-me weather.
Ah, we had a lot of that last year. ;D
It's warm and raining.
*'az o'ereard people makin' commentz at college becauze Ah'm vearin' a T-Zhirt in ze zae-called 'cauld' conditionz* Vhy iz everybeazt complainin' aboot ze temperature? Tiz pretty much varm (tae me).
Quote from: Booklover on November 14, 2019, 05:21:28 PM
But I'm new enough to not be on the leaderboard. Although my number is actually a slight lie, because, from what I can tell, as long as a tab is open, it's counting, even when I'm not actually doing anything.
Actually, it only goes up to fifteen minutes from your last activity, if I recall correctly.
Quote from: Delthion on November 14, 2019, 10:19:04 PM
Has it snowed for anyone else yet? We got our first snow up here on the day before Halloween.
Yes. >_> It snowed the other morning, although it was basically flurries and didn't stick. It also flurried next town over on Halloween. It's TOO EARLY.
How did you get snow in Georgia?! In October?!
It hasn't snowed here for about... seven years, at least. I'd say more like ten. There's more snow in the South Island, in winter. However, it's well into summer now so our problem is more heat than lack of heat.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2019, 05:50:07 AM
How did you get snow in Georgia?! In October?!
I don't know. The earliest snow we normally get is in December, and that's rare.
What is wrong with the weather?
Nothing. Everything is just as it should be.
I require ICE at this time of year.
*throws a rock at Skarzs*
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Well, uh, that's a tad rude. Chuckin' rocks at people and all that.
What makes it more rude is that Skarzs is a troll, so he's probably related to that rock in some way.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2019, 09:33:06 AM
What is wrong with the weather?
Depends where you are. I know why the weather is 'wrong', it's because of climate change.
In England, I've had rain, rain, rain, a really cloudy dreary day, rain, rain, rain, rain. Did I mention rain? Yet there was one day recently when Australia had no rain at all anywhere. First day in recorded history that not a single drop of rain fell in the whole of Australia. That's what I heard from somebody, anyway.
When I was younger, we got a bit of snow in winter, but recent years, nothing except slush. Although there was a small amount of actual snow last winter or something. Also, snow is overrated. It's cold and wet. I like a nice sunny day when it's around 15-20°C.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2019, 05:50:07 AM
How did you get snow in Georgia?! In October?!
It
is the State Zoo.....everything is wild over there :P (kidding, I'm kidding)
Quote from: Booklover on November 15, 2019, 04:10:33 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2019, 09:33:06 AM
What is wrong with the weather?
Depends where you are. I know why the weather is 'wrong', it's because of climate change.
In England, I've had rain, rain, rain, a really cloudy dreary day, rain, rain, rain, rain. Did I mention rain? Yet there was one day recently when Australia had no rain at all anywhere. First day in recorded history that not a single drop of rain fell in the whole of Australia. That's what I heard from somebody, anyway.
When I was younger, we got a bit of snow in winter, but recent years, nothing except slush. Although there was a small amount of actual snow last winter or something. Also, snow is overrated. It's cold and wet. I like a nice sunny day when it's around 15-20°C.
But snow in Georgia? In October?
Quote from: Delthion on November 15, 2019, 04:05:50 PM
What makes it more rude is that Skarzs is a troll, so he's probably related to that rock in some way.
Not really.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 15, 2019, 01:40:07 PM
*throws a rock at Skarzs*
But why?
Quote from: Booklover on November 15, 2019, 04:10:33 PM
There was one day recently when Australia had no rain at all anywhere. First day in recorded history that not a single drop of rain fell in the whole of Australia. That's what I heard from somebody, anyway.
Where did you hear that? Australia has had plenty of days with no rain. A while ago, they had a massive drought that lasted several years. (off the top of my head, I think it was seven years)
Maybe she meant across the whole country?
Most of Australia is desert.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 16, 2019, 08:01:19 AM
Quote from: Booklover on November 15, 2019, 04:10:33 PM
There was one day recently when Australia had no rain at all anywhere. First day in recorded history that not a single drop of rain fell in the whole of Australia. That's what I heard from somebody, anyway.
Where did you hear that? Australia has had plenty of days with no rain. A while ago, they had a massive drought that lasted several years. (off the top of my head, I think it was seven years)
They haven't had any days with no rain at all across the entire country, at least not in recorded history.
Not in recorded history. That makes sen- Why are we talking about the weather anyway? There are plenty of subjects that are much more interesting.
Come on, weather is the go-to small talk.
Yeah, that's probably why it's boring. What did you have for lunch yesterday?
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Yesterday? Uh... orange chicken and rice, I think.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 17, 2019, 02:52:11 AM
Yeah, that's probably why it's boring. What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Food. Next question.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 17, 2019, 04:38:46 AM
Yesterday? Uh... orange chicken and rice, I think.
That sounds delicious. (you do mean the citrus fruit, not the colour, yes?)
I had vegetarian rice noodle stir fry.
I have seen orange mold before.
So have I. Is it supposed to be unusual?
His chicken may have been bad.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 17, 2019, 01:44:35 AM
Not in recorded history. That makes sen- Why are we talking about the weather anyway? There are plenty of subjects that are much more interesting.
Seems it isn't only us Brits who talk about the weather a lot. Probably living in the land of endless rain (maybe Rob McKenna, the Quasi Supernormal Incremental Precipitation Inducer or Rain God lives here) means we need to talk about the weather.
Also, if anybody gets that reference, then you can have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Or just the Dish of the Day. Or perhaps, if you aren't up for that, then have a drink that is almost, but not entirely, completely unlike tea.
. . .
Is it Seventeen?
?
?neetneveS ti si
So this afternoon I donated to #TeamTrees; $22 for 22 Redwall books.
I'd imagine that they plant trees, but where?
Quote from: Booklover on November 17, 2019, 12:33:39 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 17, 2019, 01:44:35 AM
Not in recorded history. That makes sen- Why are we talking about the weather anyway? There are plenty of subjects that are much more interesting.
Seems it isn't only us Brits who talk about the weather a lot. Probably living in the land of endless rain (maybe Rob McKenna, the Quasi Supernormal Incremental Precipitation Inducer or Rain God lives here) means we need to talk about the weather.
Also, if anybody gets that reference, then you can have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Or just the Dish of the Day. Or perhaps, if you aren't up for that, then have a drink that is almost, but not entirely, completely unlike tea.
Ah get ze reference! 'oigh foive! *A Zquirrel menacingly approachez Booklover, 'andz 'er a magazine, und zen runz off*
Quote from: Matthias720 on November 17, 2019, 11:46:00 PM
So this afternoon I donated to #TeamTrees; $22 for 22 Redwall books.
Nice!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 18, 2019, 01:30:20 AM
*A Zquirrel menacingly approachez Booklover, 'andz 'er a magazine, und zen runz off*
Can someone explain this please? :P
I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 18, 2019, 04:37:56 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 18, 2019, 01:30:20 AM
*A Zquirrel menacingly approachez Booklover, 'andz 'er a magazine, und zen runz off*
Can someone explain this please? :P
One word: HIAG.
^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 19, 2019, 08:50:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 18, 2019, 04:37:56 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 18, 2019, 01:30:20 AM
*A Zquirrel menacingly approachez Booklover, 'andz 'er a magazine, und zen runz off*
Can someone explain this please? :P
One word: HIAG.
That's actually four words without spacesYep. Shoulda known.
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Uhhh, when I google HIAG, I get something about post-war Nazis or something... -_-
That's a bit disconcerting :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You know what HIAG stands for, right?
There were members who did not. That was before I came on though.
Lol.
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Quote from: Verdauga on November 19, 2019, 04:48:02 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You know what HIAG stands for, right?
There were members who did not. That was before I came on though.
Oh aye, I certainly do. Still a disconcerting coincidence though ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2019, 05:02:52 PM
Oh aye, I certainly do. Still a disconcerting coincidence though ;D
Maybe HIAG is secretly a.......member! ;D
Seriously, this place is rather crazy. :P
Look up most anything and you'll find something crazy.
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Uh oh...
Only 24 more of that number sequence to come.
You guys do realize that's just the number of the antichrist, right? It isn't specifically evil in and of itself.
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Hmmm, sounds like something the ANTICHRIST would say.
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
MUAHAHahah....It is kind of serious though....
Mm.
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But yeah, I'm aware. However, it is classically representative of evil and is generally regarded as such. Kind like snakes, because the garden of Eden, in ye olden literature.
Well, still....it's like thirteen being an unlucky number.....There's little reason for it.
Interesting and pointless fact: When this topic gets locked, it will be around 600 pages for me.
Why? What page are you on right now?
Page 14. What are you on?
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Yours must be set up differently. The default is 15 posts per page, which is why the counter started at 15,000, that way it's a countdown to 1,000 pages. That being said, I'm on page 23.
Yeah, I modified my profile to show twenty-five posts per page.
Interesting.
Why is thirteen an unlucky number, anyway?
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No clear cut answer, as far as I'm aware; there are various things it could have come from. In ancient times, 12 was considered a "perfect" number and certain numerical systems where based on it, which still carries over to today in some aspects. We have 12 months in a year, and a day is divided into two 12 hour segments. So, since they considered 12 to be perfect, 13 could be seen as lacking or unusual. Another place it could have come from was at the last supper. Judas was the 13th guest to arrive, and of course he was also the one who betrayed Jesus.
It doesn't mention which of the disciples was the last to arrive; but Judas could have been construed as the thirteenth member...
On the other hand, he was the twelfth Disciple, so technically Christ would have been the thirteenth......
But the Israelites marched around Jericho thirteen times before God knocked down the walls, so thirteen was unlucky for Jericho.
And the 13th Norse god was Loki, the trickster.
Interestingly (or probably just a boring fact for most of you), in Harry Potter, when Trelawney says that if there are 13 people at a table then the first to rise will be the first to die,
Spoiler
there were already 13 because of Pettigrew. Dumbledore was the first of them to rise and also the first to die. Later on, in Order of the Phoenix, there are 13 people at a table and I believe it's Sirius who's the first to rise and therefore the first to die.
Also, chapter 13 is always when something bad happens.
That is actually interesting. As for the chaptering, did Rowling plan that out, I wonder?
Probably. If so, the only bit of maths she actually got right.
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HAH
If it gets locked at 15,000, then surely, as I believe your comment was the 343rd, then it would be 14,657.
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Surely, as you can clearly look at my previous post and see, you're mistaken.
Is Kade counting 15,000 replies?
We noticed that Rowling didn't really hold to her own rules. (Gah! now that I say it, I can't think of the rules she broke!)
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Nope, not at all.
I think she went kind of crazy after she was done with the books too. She's confirmed some, ah, interesting facts since then that nobody was asking or wondering about.
Quote from: Booklover on November 20, 2019, 06:14:04 PM
Probably. If so, the only bit of maths she actually got right.
What do you expect when the only thing they learned was wizarding stuff,and no academics of any kind?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 20, 2019, 06:47:31 PM
What do you expect when the only thing they learned was wizarding stuff,and no academics of any kind?
Well they did learn potion-making (coulda branded it alchemy; would've been way cooler) which is chemistry, medicine, and cooking. I'd imagine those take some math.....but then, the only one that was any good at potion-making was Snape.
And there's Arithmancy, but that isn't compulsory.
*Posts.*
*Posts.*
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*Doesn't post*
This sentence is a lie.
This sentence is true.
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This sentence is a sentence.
this sentence correct are gRammatically
Correct.
Incorrect.
Kia Ora!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 20, 2019, 06:53:48 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 20, 2019, 06:47:31 PM
What do you expect when the only thing they learned was wizarding stuff,and no academics of any kind?
Well they did learn potion-making (coulda branded it alchemy; would've been way cooler) which is chemistry, medicine, and cooking. I'd imagine those take some math.....but then, the only one that was any good at potion-making was Snape.
Math? Physical science? Grammar? A different language? Actual chemistry? Hmmmmmm?
La, la, la, dum dee doom.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:51:33 AM
La, la, la, dum dee doom.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/57/Doom_cover_art.jpg/220px-Doom_cover_art.jpg)
*bites lip nervously, backing away* I didn't quite mean it that way.
*BFG Division starts playing.*
Ooohh, music! *begins tuning bagpipes*
*Demons start coming out of the woodwork*
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I didn't know bagpipes could also be called woodwork
Hahaaha!
*finishes tuning bag pipes and begins playing The Mull of Kintyre, watching as Serthrek'nish dances*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2019, 03:15:45 PM
*Demons start coming out of the woodwork*
Demon pox, oh demon pox...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:11:28 PM
*finishes tuning bag pipes and begins playing The Mull of Kintyre, watching as Serthrek'nish dances*
I sense an RA reference...
It's already finished. As far as I'm concerned, Serthrek'nish is an RA reference.
Indeed. Siege of Macindaw, if I'm not mistaken.
What time even is it where you are? How early in the morning do you wake up?
It's currently 6:37am. I normally wake up around about now and then stay in bed, imagining stories, for an hour or so. I'm up earlier because my friend is here. (we write stories together. It's really fun)
Fair enough. Although thinking may be a dangerous pastime, imagining stories is very entertaining and quite safe, although it's still best to look before you cross the road (which isn't a problem while you're at home) and other key safety things.
...thank you for your wise counsel.
It's 8:30 or so over there now?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:39:01 PM
It's currently 6:37am. I normally wake up around about now and then stay in bed, imagining stories, for an hour or so. I'm up earlier because my friend is here. (we write stories together. It's really fun)
Oh, that's always fun.
Yeah, very fun. She is in the process of writing a Redwall fanfic, actually. It's really cool, so far. (we edit each other's stuff so I get pre-published viewing rights)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:39:01 PM
It's currently 6:37am. I normally wake up around about now and then stay in bed, imagining stories, for an hour or so. I'm up earlier because my friend is here. (we write stories together. It's really fun)
(*Is pretty sure that I know who Teer is talking about*) ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 22, 2019, 01:36:48 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:39:01 PM
It's currently 6:37am. I normally wake up around about now and then stay in bed, imagining stories, for an hour or so. I'm up earlier because my friend is here. (we write stories together. It's really fun)
(*Is pretty sure that I know who Teer is talking about*) ;D
*is absolutely certain Seb knows who I'm talking about*
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@shisteer of nothing much Is Ebantu the Kararehe your sister or friend?
Both. (unofficially officially adopted sister, best friend)
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Awesome! Looking forward to seeing her posting then.
Me too.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 11:43:10 PM
Yeah, very fun. She is in the process of writing a Redwall fanfic, actually. It's really cool, so far. (we edit each other's stuff so I get pre-published viewing rights)
Cool! Faiyloe and I did something similar by co-writing The Unlikeliest.
Yeah, we've got a couple of collaborative works. They're really, really fun. (we haven't been working on them as much lately, due to both of us having ideas for our own stories)
I get that.
Me taae. Ah currently 'ave multiple ztoriez in variouz ztagez o' bein' vritten!
OOO (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=10332.msg698880#msg698880)
Zettin' up gatevay betvixt topicz. Tvill only be a couple more zecondz na'!
EDIT: Gatevay COMPLETE! Enjoy. (Pozzibly more tae come!)
Whhy are we linking the topics?
So that we can easily continue conversations in multiple threads with less clicks.
*Just.......stares......at Booklover....*
Spoiler
*Just......stares........at Verdauga...*
Sorry. I'm feeling melancholic today. Kinda 'blookish.
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If we're having a staring contest, I'm totally gonna crush!
La-dee-da-dee-doo! (with no m)
m
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:o
Ummm.....okay.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 12:21:36 AM
La-dee-da-dee-doo! (with no m)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HCIuHfVl7-c/hqdefault.jpg)
Hmmmm....I'm not quite sure I want a guy around that many guns to get triggered.
*Posts to lock topic* Topic, you're going down!
The challenge has been issued.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 24, 2019, 06:05:54 PM
*Posts to lock topic* Topic, you're going down!
*attaches helium balloons to topic* It's going up now.
Locking this topic be like
(http://media.ifunny.com/results/2017/02/05/scxprm23bl.gif)
Alohomora! Easy enough to open.
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Quote from: The Skarzs on November 24, 2019, 09:22:10 PM
Locking this topic be like
(http://media.ifunny.com/results/2017/02/05/scxprm23bl.gif)
HAH
That's what you get when you let the chippies install your locks.
*Facepaws*
Guess what, boss? I got my G.E.D.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 09:33:45 PM
That's what you get when you let the chippies install your locks.
No idea what you mean by chippies.
^
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I guess so?
Well....you're playing with a couple of sharks.
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Well, as long as they don't lasers on their heads, I'm good.
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/f74e6dab-440c-4622-ae31-13380a4aafac_1.005ff73c0df32f5a961cb8909aed2bae.jpeg?odnWidth=450&odnHeight=450&odnBg=ffffff)
Fear it
"Overbearing assistants!"
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 24, 2019, 10:42:30 PM
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/f74e6dab-440c-4622-ae31-13380a4aafac_1.005ff73c0df32f5a961cb8909aed2bae.jpeg?odnWidth=450&odnHeight=450&odnBg=ffffff)
Fear it
*Fears it*
Fear him greatly.
I don't like some of the results I got with a Google search.
Advice: Never google a word that sounds like English slang. It doesn't normally turn out well.
Then explain.
Tell us.
Chippies is just what we (locksmiths) call builders when they do a terrible job of installing a lock. (which happens every time they install a lock)
I have no idea where the term came from originally.
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You... are a multi faceted individual, and I applaud you for that.
That's nice.
Multi-faced.
Uummm... thanks too, I guess?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 26, 2019, 07:09:13 AM
Multi-faced.
I heard this quote from Lincoln: "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
..............
..............
..............No, I wasn't going anywhere with that.
Well, we use 'chippies' to refer to chip shops.
Imteresting.....
Ugh, a typo. I'm flabbergastered
I should hope you do.
*Posts*
A priceless contribution.
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I honestly can't tell about you anymore, Skarzs. I can't tell if you got the references beforehand or just look them up.
In any case, your post is verdauga-approved.
I think I will keep that a mystery.
But will you satisfy my hope?
No.
Disappointed.
I am disappointed in your disappointment.
How dare you.
How dare you.
-_-
Is there an echo in here?
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Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 02:16:59 PM
Is there an echo in here?
I don't know. Is there an echo in here?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 29, 2019, 02:45:46 PM
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Spoiler
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/003/866/nfNeT7YvTozx0cv7ze3mplZpo1_500.gif)
.....Why did you post this again?
Eerrr.......Erkay.....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 29, 2019, 02:45:46 PM
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I aspire to eventually have that man's neck.
NECK.
The manneck.
Walter.
Probably.
I was afraid of that.
I don't get the Walter comment.
You're not alone.
Unfortunately, HIAG won't be here to explain it to us.
On the other paw, it was HIAG who said it so it's quite possible it doesn't have any relation to what was being discussed and he just said it for the sake of it.
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Sounds like something HIAG would do :laugh:
Yeah, I thought so too.
I don't know HIAG well enough to comment.
He has enough forum history to make it easier to tell.
Definitely a HIAG thing to say.
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Definitely a Skarzs thing to say.
Glad I'm consistent.
*yawns*
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Definitely a... *yawn* ...Teer thing to say.
*Refuses to yawn out of sheer WILL.*
*Refuses to yawn out of sheer WILL.*
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*Wonders why Verdauge felt he needed to post that twice :laugh:*
Urk.
It's my internet, unless the forum is lagging.
That, or I needed to enforce my WILL.
I suppose it does come down to a question of will in this case.
*Nods smugly*
Now you begin to understand.
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*Wonders why everyone keeps making random noises.*
Does wondering have a noise to it?
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For some people, yes.
There seems to be a dad of people not having profile pics.
A dad? Is it inherited? :laugh:
I'd get one, but I'm just looking for something different than the cleaver.
*Fad.
My auto correct doesn't like words that actually exist.
*Laughs in Too Old For Autocorrect*
(At least, my computer is. :P)
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On my side, there's a handy little button on the bottom right that says "spell check" that you can hit to spell check. I don't think it works though :laugh:
I mean, mine highlights misspellings, but it doesn't autocorrect them.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 05:51:49 PM
I mean, mine highlights misspellings, but it doesn't autocorrect them.
Mine too.
Never used that spellcheck. My autocorrect is annoying, though.
*Nods* *Sips tea*
So, does anyone think that this Topic will get locked in time?
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Not even almost ;D
Definitely not by 2020. 1st January 2021, we'd have to speed up a little bit.
We don't have a snowflake's chance in hell of getting it to 1000 pages by that time.
*Posts to lock the topic.*
At least next year is a leap year. One extra day.
Woooo.
See if we can get to 40 posts a day (by my probably incorrect calculations that even gives us a bit of spare time!). For New Year's Day 2021, that is.
*Posts....*
*posts*
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*Posts, I guess*
*posts, I think*
Spoiler
*waits for an RA reference*
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 08:17:43 PM
*posts*
You should have capitalized itSorry, I almost got the better of myself.
Autocorrect makes the start of all my sentences or posts a capital letter, making me too lazy to manually put one in after an asterisk, which doesn't.
I don't mind.
I don't think you need a capital after an asterisk.
You're technically supposed to have one if the word would be capitalised normally.
Well, I think on this forum, we do have better grammar than the average person. Given there are some people in top set English (which is set partly on a SPaG test) who can't spell and have terrible grammar, but although there are some typos, we do, in general, have good grammar.
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Really? How... imteresting.
Especially contraversial ones.
Oh deer.
Doe.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 04, 2019, 03:50:20 PM
You're technically supposed to have one if the word would be capitalised normally.
For a proper noun, yes. Simply for the beginning of a sentence, I don't believe it's necessary.
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 04:32:15 PM
Well, I think on this forum, we do have better grammar than the average person. Given there are some people in top set English (which is set partly on a SPaG test) who can't spell and have terrible grammar, but although there are some typos, we do, in general, have good grammar.
Tru
e.
You kill me.
Deepest apologies. Out of curiosity, (and so I can prevent such an action in future) how?
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And certainly not so that she knows how to handle you in the future.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 04:36:10 AM
Deepest apologies. Out of curiosity, (and so I can prevent such an action in future) how?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 02:54:41 AM
True.
This is how you have killed me.
Also, as for actually killing me, there is a weapon that a certain member has that has been known to hurt me quite severely.
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*Holds up enchanted fork.* Enchanted fork?
I can neither confirm nor deny any specific action or item without the secretary's approval.
*Holds up Thomasbane*
This, right?
Faiy's frying pan?
What was that thing made out of?
The stuff that dreams are made of....wee children's dreams.
Yeah, that sounds like Skarzs' weakness alright.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 05, 2019, 05:52:32 PM
What was that thing made out of?
It's the magic frying pan.
Is it made of pure magic, though? Or Brightsteel, or metal from a shooting star, or is it just a regular frying pan that just so happens to be magic?
I don't know. Ask Faiy.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 05, 2019, 05:31:34 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 04:36:10 AM
Deepest apologies. Out of curiosity, (and so I can prevent such an action in future) how?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 02:54:41 AM
True.
This is how you have killed me.
Sorry. I did put an e at the end, I just made it very small. (I couldn't survive myself if I'd left the e out)
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Tru
*Squishes Kade.*
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*Dodges.*
I thought we could trust you, Kade.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 06, 2019, 02:46:41 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 05:33:18 AM
*Dodges.*
*Places a reverse card.*
*Dodges in the other direction.*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 06, 2019, 02:48:50 PM
I thought we could trust you, Kade.
You
can trust me. Just depends what you're planning to trust me with :laugh:
*Post* *Squishes Kade*
Agent: Kade.
Mission: Uknown.
Status: Dodging.
*James Bond theme plaus in the background.*
*is still dead*
*brings Teer back to life* It only works once, so don't die again. Please.
*Eats Skarzs* ;D
An incredible feat of ability.
Quote from: Booklover on December 07, 2019, 11:41:09 AM
*brings Teer back to life* It only works once, so don't die again. Please.
*comes back to life* Thanks. I'll try my best not to die again, though it might be a little bit out of my control.
*burns Sebias*
Whaaaaatt's going on?
Who knows?
"I sure didn't"
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
Bread.
cake. no caps. comic sans if i can download it
you mean like this?
[font=comic sans ms]you mean like this?[/font]
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ACK, AWAY EVIL
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NOOOOOOOO *runs away as comic sans gives chase*
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HAH
Uh-oh, Kade. Looks like you're gonna have
A bad time!!!
*Rimshot.*
As in Bob Cratchit?
Yep, and Tiny Tim.
*Tries to catch the reference flying over his had, but fails.*
Dude.
They're from The Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.
There's no way you don't know that.
I don't know the song though.
*Inserts the obligatory reply.*
*inserts the reply that isn't really necessary*
*Inserts a post that can be taken as a reply*
You know, I was just looking back on my old posts and I am dumbfounded how anyone trusted me enough to be mod, especially with the Delsie insanity...
In all seriousness, you probably posted enough normal content that "Delsie" was forgotten.
That and most of the people here are insane.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 07:17:56 PM
In all seriousness, you probably posted enough normal content that "Delsie" was forgotten.
That and most of the people here are insane.
^^^
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 07:17:56 PM
In all seriousness, you probably posted enough normal content that "Delsie" was forgotten.
That and most of the people here are insane.
Delsie can never be forgotten.
*Wants to find out what this whole "Delsie" thing is about*
..............Then probably the second reason.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 13, 2019, 07:23:52 PM
*Wants to find out what this whole "Delsie" thing is about*
Delsie is a ship between Del and I, and that is all I will say. Gonff can enlighten you on the subject if he so desires. ;D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 13, 2019, 07:15:11 PM
You know, I was just looking back on my old posts and I am dumbfounded how anyone trusted me enough to be mod, especially with the Delsie insanity...
It's because, despite possible insanity, you were (are) still a kind person and deserved to be rewarded for your kindness.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 13, 2019, 08:04:36 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 13, 2019, 07:15:11 PM
You know, I was just looking back on my old posts and I am dumbfounded how anyone trusted me enough to be mod, especially with the Delsie insanity...
It's because, despite possible insanity, you were (are) still a kind person and deserved to be rewarded for your kindness.
I do believe that Teer nailed it.
The Front Lawns seems to be the perfect board for you to moderate, Rosie.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 13, 2019, 08:04:36 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 13, 2019, 07:15:11 PM
You know, I was just looking back on my old posts and I am dumbfounded how anyone trusted me enough to be mod, especially with the Delsie insanity...
It's because, despite possible insanity, you were (are) still a kind person and deserved to be rewarded for your kindness.
Awwww, thanks Teer :) I don't think being a moderator should be seen as a reward for anything though. It's just an opportunity. :)
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 13, 2019, 08:15:57 PM
The Front Lawns seems to be the perfect board for you to moderate, Rosie.
I agree!! It is really fun :D
True but deserving to have an opportunity sounds a little bit clunky. *grins*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 13, 2019, 07:25:56 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 13, 2019, 07:23:52 PM
*Wants to find out what this whole "Delsie" thing is about*
Delsie is a ship between Del and I, and that is all I will say. Gonff can enlighten you on the subject if he so desires. ;D
It seems I've been summoned.
Delsie is perhaps the most important event, happening, moment, or whatever you wish to call it on this forum. Nothing in neither the past, present, nor future can ever change the impact this ship had. Everything about it was perfect. Two sweet hearts destined for an endless love set ablaze by us lovely folks here. Oh how the Cellars rang in glory to hear such words. Yet, the usurper Gonsie tried to arise in the midst of this triumph, schemed up by those who never once felt true love. I did what I could to part from such matter but, lo, it was a topic far too broad to sizzle out. Gonsie took the reigns of many and drove the two star-crossed lovers apart. Never have the ties been bound yet again since that wretched knife slew the bond. Now it only waits for repair: a repair that shall never come.
But yeah it was a pretty fun time y'know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 13, 2019, 08:04:36 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 13, 2019, 07:15:11 PM
You know, I was just looking back on my old posts and I am dumbfounded how anyone trusted me enough to be mod, especially with the Delsie insanity...
It's because, despite possible insanity, you were (are) still a kind person and deserved to be rewarded for your kindness.
Rosie being kind? Don't think there's such a thing ;D
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 14, 2019, 02:37:06 AM
Rosie being kind? Don't think there's such a thing ;D
Gonff, how dare you say such a thing, mere moments after recounting the epic tale of how Gonsie's power in shipping broke even the indestructible Delsie? I am truly ashamed of you. ;D
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 14, 2019, 02:37:06 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 13, 2019, 07:25:56 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 13, 2019, 07:23:52 PM
*Wants to find out what this whole "Delsie" thing is about*
Delsie is a ship between Del and I, and that is all I will say. Gonff can enlighten you on the subject if he so desires. ;D
It seems I've been summoned.
Delsie is perhaps the most important event, happening, moment, or whatever you wish to call it on this forum. Nothing in neither the past, present, nor future can ever change the impact this ship had. Everything about it was perfect. Two sweet hearts destined for an endless love set ablaze by us lovely folks here. Oh how the Cellars rang in glory to hear such words. Yet, the usurper Gonsie tried to arise in the midst of this triumph, schemed up by those who never once felt true love. I did what I could to part from such matter but, lo, it was a topic far too broad to sizzle out. Gonsie took the reigns of many and drove the two star-crossed lovers apart. Never have the ties been bound yet again since that wretched knife slew the bond. Now it only waits for repair: a repair that shall never come.
But yeah it was a pretty fun time y'know.
*sniffs and wipes eyes with tissue* That is a truly heart-wrenching tale. Thank you for sharing it with us.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 14, 2019, 03:06:57 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 14, 2019, 02:37:06 AM
Rosie being kind? Don't think there's such a thing ;D
Gonff, how dare you say such a thing, mere moments after recounting the epic tale of how Gonsie's power in shipping broke even the indestructible Delsie? I am truly ashamed of you. ;D
I speak only the truth, Rosie. Plus it's a rather important detail to add ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 14, 2019, 03:24:23 AM
*sniffs and wipes eyes with tissue* That is a truly heart-wrenching tale. Thank you for sharing it with us.
I would say it's my duty, but I only view it as an honor.
Sentiment. Disgusting.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 14, 2019, 05:09:29 AM
I would say it's my duty, but I only view it as an honor.
No honor, no glory, only blisters in unfortunate places.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 14, 2019, 02:37:06 AM
But yeah it was a pretty fun time y'know.
Just gonna leave this here.
Quote from: Booklover on December 14, 2019, 10:21:06 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 14, 2019, 05:09:29 AM
I would say it's my duty, but I only view it as an honor.
No honor, no glory, only blisters in unfortunate places.
What places are we talking about here?
Clue: the person who got them got them from excessive riding.
Knowing what I do about BL, it's probably a Ranger's Apprentice reference.
Wrong. Guess again.
NEVAH.
*sighs* It's the title of a chapter. I won't tell you the series, since you refuse to even attempt a guess. It is a series that you've read some of, though.
Quote from: Booklover on December 14, 2019, 06:06:29 PM
Clue: the person who got them got them from excessive riding.
My friend Cori?
Hah! probably not. :D
Edit: Sorry for the double post. I meant to quote this and put it in another topic.
Quote from: Booklover on December 14, 2019, 06:06:29 PM
Clue: the person who got them got them from excessive riding.
Ouch. That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Don't worry, there was a magician who could heal them.
This is another reference, methinks.
Is nobody going to guess correctly? No?
*sighs* It's the title of the thirteenth chapter of Inheritance, which is told from Roran's POV.
That meant nothing to me. Sorry. :P
Does Eragon mean anything to you?
Also, this is page 42! Yay!
42 means kind of a little bit something but Eragon means absolutely nothing.
How dare you.
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2019, 08:33:06 PM
Does Eragon mean anything to you?
Also, this is page 42! Yay!
It's a book series.
The official name for the series is the Inheritance Cycle. Eragon is the first book, so many people just call it Eragon when referring to the series.
Eragon was also the name of the first Rider. And somebody (Oromis? Jeod?) said that they had only heard of or known three people named Eragon.
When people talk about Eragon, they are usually referring to the main character of that series (I tried to name him in a way that differentiates him from the others, but I couldn't think of a title that wasn't a spoiler).
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 17, 2019, 02:22:17 PM
How dare you.
Very easily, since any possible offense it may cause doesn't affect me, because he means absolutely nothing.
Nope, not letting this topic die.
Good call man, can't believe it fell by the wayside so easily.
It was dropped.
Thrown down, more precisely.
For all of eight days, of course.
Truly a travesty.
But it's on page 42.
Not after a couple more posts, it won't be.
are you shorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr about that
Pretty sure, yeah ;D
It is on page 43. However, if we changed the number of posts per page from the default, then in the future we could have another one.
142
...is indeed a number.
242
42
So! The forum was down earlier for a length of time that I don't know. It is approaching the end of the year. Is this history repeating itself or just a random coincidence? Let us discuss.
There are several possibilities....(I don't think I was here the first time, but acting is what I do) Could be a power thing or storms over most of the servers (both doubtful). It could be technicians powering off the servers for maintenance, or even possibly one of the admins taking it down to fix something on it. I had some lag yesterday
*Shrugs.*
Probably a coincidence.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 29, 2019, 08:48:27 PM
So! The forum was down earlier for a length of time that I don't know. It is approaching the end of the year. Is this history repeating itself or just a random coincidence? Let us discuss.
I had to re-login. Maybe
@James Gryphon might have an answer!
We have 2 days to make over 900 pages of posts
I'm. . . Not optimistic.
I just need to get all of my siblings on
You won't be able to do that.
Come on.
Eh....
@Kolman Why not.
JJJJJJJOOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNN UUUUUUSSSSSS
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 29, 2019, 10:01:10 PM
We have 2 days to make over 900 pages of posts
I mean, if the mods wouldn't mind some infinite double posting ::)
Ooh, that sounds fun.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2019, 04:25:37 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 29, 2019, 10:01:10 PM
We have 2 days to make over 900 pages of posts
I mean, if the mods wouldn't mind some infinite double posting ::)
Would it be double posting at that point?
Hence the "infinite". Duuuuuh.
It's the Cellars, do whatcha gotta do (within reason). :P
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 29, 2019, 08:48:27 PM
So! The forum was down earlier for a length of time that I don't know. It is approaching the end of the year. Is this history repeating itself or just a random coincidence? Let us discuss.
I had to re-login. It took me a while to remember my password, but I worked it out eventually.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on December 30, 2019, 08:33:43 AM
It's the Cellars, do whatcha gotta do (within reason). :P
You should know by now that we have no reason ;D
Quote from: Booklover on December 30, 2019, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 29, 2019, 08:48:27 PM
So! The forum was down earlier for a length of time that I don't know. It is approaching the end of the year. Is this history repeating itself or just a random coincidence? Let us discuss.
I had to re-login. It took me a while to remember my password, but I worked it out eventually.
I as well; I was almost offended when it asked for my login :laugh:
We just need Del to get back on and then we can easily finish this in two days ;D
Oh.......deeeeaaaarrrr...... :-|
He will release all the posts he has eaten.
Is that scientifically possible?
On this forum, I don't think that matters.
Even if they're virtual posts, he's either got a document with all of them written upon it, or he quotes every post he's eaten. Eaten implies that the posts are somehow off the forum.... See what I mean?
I suppose, technically it does, but you have to shift to forum reality.
So, now that we've had another little error 500 spat yesterday, how did the original forum go down? Payment failure?
Something like that. The original owners/operators of the site didn't pay or update it, and there wasn't anything we could do. Thankfully, James Gryphon along with Sierra and some other mods and admins were able to contact them and gain control of the site. We owe the life of this forum to those guys.
That was very fortunate. ^-^
Indeed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2019, 02:30:28 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 30, 2019, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 29, 2019, 08:48:27 PM
So! The forum was down earlier for a length of time that I don't know. It is approaching the end of the year. Is this history repeating itself or just a random coincidence? Let us discuss.
I had to re-login. It took me a while to remember my password, but I worked it out eventually.
I as well; I was almost offended when it asked for my login :laugh:
To quickly clarify this: the log-in was just because we upgraded the forum to a new version of SMF and everyone has to log in again after updates.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 30, 2019, 11:07:24 PM
So, now that we've had another little error 500 spat yesterday, how did the original forum go down? Payment failure?
There was a minor error in upgrading (due to some faulty SMF software) but this resolved itself quickly and shouldn't be an ongoing issue.
Ah, the blessing of being away from internet and its issues. (looks up at stars, disappointed to see the marae ceiling instead)
Should we get back on topic (so basically make as many comments as possible without them being useless spam)?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 31, 2019, 08:49:06 AM
Ah, the blessing of being away from internet and its issues. (looks up at stars, disappointed to see the marae ceiling instead)
Ah, so you DO have internet ;D
Quote from: Booklover on December 31, 2019, 09:36:27 AM
Should we get back on topic (so basically make as many comments as possible without them being useless spam)?
Indeed.
One day more...
*"One Day More" begins to play.*
No, we must make it in time! Everyone! Post!
Except anybody who's GMT+9 or after. For them it's already 2020, and without perfect vision, we can't see them.
*Posts.*
*posts*
ONE DAY MORE
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DESTINY
Less than seven hours for me.
*Posts enthusiastically.*
*posts surreptitiously*
*Posts nonchalantly.*
*posts purposefully*
Posts sporadically.
*Has asterisks to use on Skarzs post.*
*Posts melancholically.*
*posts boredly*
*Posts exuberantly.*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 31, 2019, 05:04:47 PM
ONE DAY MORE
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DESTINY
This never ending road to Calvary;
These men who seem to know my crime
Will surely come a second time.
*posts crazily*
*Posts confusedly.*
One day more!
*posts worriedly*
*Posts awkwardly.*
*dastardly posts*
Posts daringly :o
*dodges daringly*
*Posts dodgingly.*
*posts dodgily*
*Posts dodgy-y*
*posts loftily*
I did not live until today.
How can I live when we are parted?
One day more.
*posts dangerously*
Hello.
AAAAHHH!!!!oh. Halloo.
XD What's up?
The sky. Want to play chess?
Sure!
*Posts.*
*Doesn't post.*
*leaves*
Quote from: Booklover on December 31, 2019, 07:28:29 PM
The sky. Want to play chess?
For those wondering, she beat me easily both games. XD
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 31, 2019, 07:51:21 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 31, 2019, 07:28:29 PM
The sky. Want to play chess?
For those wondering, she beat me easily both games. XD
As I don't play chess, I'm sure a puppy would stand a good chance of beating me -_-
Puppies don't play chess either, Kade. :laugh:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 31, 2019, 07:28:06 PM
XD What's up?
*Refrains from saying any number of obscene answers to this question I would hear at work.*
*is grateful*
I think we may be capable of getting to fifty pages.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 31, 2019, 08:50:42 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 31, 2019, 07:28:06 PM
XD What's up?
*Refrains from saying any number of obscene answers to this question I would hear at work.*
Lol. I really need to stop walking into joke answers.
*Posts* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! New years is getting close!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 31, 2019, 07:23:16 PM
Hello.
Er... Hi? *Waves*
*Waves back to Seb*
*Continues to wave* How ya doing?
Two hours and just under eight minutes!
It's 11:50 A.M. here. :P
It's much earlier here.
I know.
We are leaving tomorrow at 3:00 A.M. to go to the South Island. O_O
Sounds fun. Don't go near any volcanoes!
365 days, 23 hours and 57 minutes (plus a few seconds)! Should I not have posted since it's now 2020? Although I suppose without 20:20 vision you can't see this comment...
*Makes obligatory question regarding the state of the future that BL now inhabits.*
Wonderful. Amazing. Sitting on a comfy chair, with a fluffy blanket and a book next to me. Absolutely perfect.
Not the COMFY CHAIR!
*stands up* I actually did just stand up.
What is this, Facebook? Twitter?
There are probably some birds.
Are they at least twitterpated?
You'd have to ask them.
Mm.
Hmm...
*Reads the above posts.*
......Er......What?
*Enlightens Verdie* I was asking Kade if he got the word "Twitterpated" from Bambi. He replied with a "Mm." and I replied with a "Hmm..."
Have you seen Bambi?
Years ago. I forget things.
That's for the best.
Those three posts might be funny post collection material. º-)
Quote from: Verdauga on January 01, 2020, 10:13:45 PM
Those three posts might be funny post collection material. º-)
Can you not put a post in the funny posts collection if one of them is yours?
I don't like to. It's the text equivalent of laughing at your own jokes. It might be funny, but let someone else decide that.
I concur.
Hey bud! Thanks! How's your week been?
Keep it up! Keep it up!
*holds "it" up.*
This says "next" new year's day. . . So that could mean never, because, really, does "next" year ever really come?
MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET IT NEXT TIME.
Indeed we shall.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 11:51:15 PM
*holds "it" up.*
*"It" in this case, happens to be a large group of piranhas.* You, uh, you might want to not do that.
*Said piranhas are in an aquarium.*
*Which then crushes Verdauga under it's weight?*
*Teleports aquarium away before giving out. An oddly colored beast appears in its stead and falls on me.*
You like crossing the threads, don't ya?
*Teleports beast off of me.*
*Holds hand to forehead.*
Unintended consequences of saying I teleported it to another topic.
*Forks the beast that was teleported nearby, ending it's poor existance.* It had to be done.
I....laud thee.
Yeah, I forked 'em real good.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 11:51:15 PM
*holds "it" up.*
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IT
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IT'S SOLUTION
Mm.
Hey, "it" can't hurt me if it's ash.
It could give you a real nasty cough.
I'm already always congested; that won't be much of an issue.
We understood that, but not the reference you tried to make.
Wrinkle in Time.
That would explain "it"
Never saw the movie.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 10, 2020, 01:57:02 AM
This says "next" new year's day. . . So that could mean never, because, really, does "next" year ever really come?
Well, tomorrow never comes. It's always today.
We just need whoever created the thread to change the name.
HIAG will be vacationing until.....February?
Patience is a virtue.
Anyway, if we do it by 1st January 2021, then it's still by next New Year's Day (if you take that as meaning 1st January 2022). But we still have 355 days left for however much we have to do.
If it really clarifies, 2021 is the deadline.
355 days, 8 hours, 17 minutes, 53 seconds (and counting).
Let it be so.
Less now. Of course, once it gets to 11am for me, the NZers won't be able to post any longer, and when it gets to midnight for me, I won't. Although this assumes that we're all still active by then.
What? Not active? How could you say such a thing!?
That's why I assume that we will be.
...................oh.
I plan to be, at the very least ^-^
1/20th of the way there.
Yay!
Double yay!
*Posts*
*Doesn't post.*
<_<
Hmmmm......
Is that so?
Yyyyyyyup.
New page!
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2020, 02:47:46 PM
Patience is a virtue...
...Virtue is a grace, Grace is a little girl who wouldn't wash her face.
What Kade?
@Ebantu that's a pretty funny rhyme.
It... it wasn't a new page....
Oh.
I was speaking about the post after mine, obviously.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 13, 2020, 08:58:11 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2020, 02:47:46 PM
Patience is a virtue...
...Virtue is a grace, Grace is a little girl who wouldn't wash her face.
*Snorts.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 13, 2020, 08:58:11 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2020, 02:47:46 PM
Patience is a virtue...
...Virtue is a grace, Grace is a little girl who wouldn't wash her face.
Glad to see you're finally beginning to learn. The next step is to apply this to your life.
Ooof.
fooOd.
',:[
*eats crystallized omega plums*
*Doesn't know what they taste like, but wants them all the same.*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 13, 2020, 09:59:19 PM
What Kade?
@Ebantu that's a pretty funny rhyme.
Verdauga, if you want that to actually be a mention that works you have to write Ebantu the Kararehe.
Also Teer, I wash my face more than a certain someone here.
In all fairness, I can
@Redwall Abbey and still mention you.
Also,
burn
I refuse. Singed fur smells awful.
Hence I crossed it out.
Good.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 13, 2020, 11:51:30 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 13, 2020, 09:59:19 PM
What Kade?
@Ebantu that's a pretty funny rhyme.
Verdauga, if you want that to actually be a mention that works you have to write Ebantu the Kararehe.
Also Teer, I wash my face more than a certain someone here.
*nods* That's true. Lass really needs to wash her face more often, doesn't she?
...I'm going to let you get away with that.
And now you're learning good decision making skills too! Good job, Eb!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 02:23:46 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 13, 2020, 11:51:30 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 13, 2020, 09:59:19 PM
What Kade?
@Ebantu that's a pretty funny rhyme.
Verdauga, if you want that to actually be a mention that works you have to write Ebantu the Kararehe.
Also Teer, I wash my face more than a certain someone here.
*nods* That's true. Lass really needs to wash her face more often, doesn't she?
BUT I'M NOT!!!*shapeshifts Teer into bug, then pouls off her leg one by one*
You're not...what? Going to wash your face? Or true?
Also, someone's up early.
*washis face*No. also I have a baby bird to feed!
*Cannot comment on the video. Reads the title.*
Oh.
WAAAHHHNE DAAAAAYY MMOOOORREEEEE!!!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 08:34:11 AM
And now you're learning good decision making skills too! Good job, Eb!
Except for the decision where she chose to not wash her face, apparently.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2020, 01:20:44 PM
*washis face*No. also I have a baby bird to feed!
What type of bird? Merely an innocent question, nothing threatening... at all.
Wahwahwah
Baby Weegie!
It's a-me, Maario.
Good gracious, no.
I don't know what no is in Italian, sorry. I know some random Italian words, mostly from music.
.....that is an important pice of the conversation. I'm sure of it. I just need to figure out how.
No
Quote from: Booklover on January 14, 2020, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2020, 01:20:44 PM
*washis face*No. also I have a baby bird to feed!
What type of bird? Merely an innocent question, nothing threatening... at all.
a cockatiel
What's wrong with you people?!
What's right with you?
Nothing, but that isn't the point!
don't lock this thread!
Not before we reach our goal anyways!
No!, never!!!
*contributes*
the name says it all.
*stops contributing*
I
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ZE DOOMPENGUIN!
Heh... heheheh....
Sorry for the double post, but look
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I did it, guys.
I did it.
<_<
You............
....You monster....
It's only to be expected really.
If you've been following along in "The Bronze Trees Explained" thread, you'd see that I've recently gained a huge powerup.
@Kade Rivok please stop dubbil posting as there is a Modify buttin
@danflorreguba come and do your job.
Technically speaking, I'm the RP board moderator, my responsibilities are elsewhere >:D
aaaaah!
I like how a mod or admin pops in, and everybody's like, "lol, guys, keep it cool, and they won't notice."
:laugh:
*Head snaps to Verdauga, eyes hollow, yet searching*
....well......that happened
*Makes eye-contact with Dan, giving a blank stare and a demented grin.*
*looks nervously over at dan then back at verdauga*aah...*galp*
I think they're stuck in a stare loop :o
*hides*
What's a galp? *Is definitely totally fine*
Lass, you realise that... nevermind. I don't want to give you advice that goes against my nefarious plans. Mwahahahahaha.
*Grin fades from face.*
Ugh, my face is getting tired.
Quote from: Booklover on January 25, 2020, 06:57:20 PM
Lass, you realise that... nevermind. I don't want to give you advice that goes against my nefarious plans. Mwahahahahaha.
yyyyyeeeessssssssssssssssssssss
*watches Dan and Verdauga with conflicting emotions* You look like you're about to... harm each other. If you do this, it will complicate matters. I owe loyalty to Verdauga, as he is my beloved husband. I have also given my loyalty to the mods for their kindness and custard. I do not know which side to take, should a fight ensue.
fight!, Fight! FIght!, FIGht! , FIGHt!, FIGHT!!!!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 27, 2020, 10:23:16 AM
*watches Dan and Verdauga with conflicting emotions* You look like you're about to... harm each other. If you do this, it will complicate matters. I owe loyalty to Verdauga, as he is my beloved husband. I have also given my loyalty to the mods for their kindness and custard. I do not know which side to take, should a fight ensue.
You'd already given your loyalty to Verdauga, and THEN you give it to the mods too? *Hurrumphs* I thought you better than that, Teer.
well, you are rong
Interesting.
Realy? you find this "Interesting"?
Can't blame him really.
,':]
I read it all with concerned fascination, and had nothing else to respond with.
ah, I see
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 27, 2020, 03:23:42 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 27, 2020, 10:23:16 AM
*watches Dan and Verdauga with conflicting emotions* You look like you're about to... harm each other. If you do this, it will complicate matters. I owe loyalty to Verdauga, as he is my beloved husband. I have also given my loyalty to the mods for their kindness and custard. I do not know which side to take, should a fight ensue.
You'd already given your loyalty to Verdauga, and THEN you give it to the mods too? *Hurrumphs* I thought you better than that, Teer.
No, I simply owed my loyalty to Verdauga. I hadn't actually given it to him. (Though he can share it with the mods) I also gave the mods his loyalty.
you are takeing this wwaaayyyyyyy to far!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 29, 2020, 05:43:24 AM
No, I simply owed my loyalty to Verdauga. I hadn't actually given it to him. (Though he can share it with the mods) I also gave the mods his loyalty.
Darling, this is the matrimonial property I was referencing. I will be staying neutral in this adversity, and have not given the moderators my loyalty. You may give yours to the moderators if you so wish, however. Ta-ta, honey!
Are we embarrassing you guys?
Not at all.
I couldn't help but notice your signature.
Yeah. Today is one of the few days that I have a few free hours.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 06:55:24 PM
Are we embarrassing you guys?
No, just grossing me out...
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 06:55:24 PM
Are we embarrassing you guys?
This is what they've been going for, after all.
Called it, like... two weeks ago or something. ;D
If you look, thou shalt find I've said it earlier. Thy conclusion meaneth nothing.
The first 'you' should also be replaced by 'thou'.
I would then have had to say, "If thou lookest...". "If you look..." works in its place.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 30, 2020, 06:31:06 PM
If you look, thou shalt find I've said it earlier. Thy conclusion meaneth nothing.
I think I said something similar at that point as well, though. :laugh:
O_O...were?
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 06:15:51 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 29, 2020, 05:43:24 AM
No, I simply owed my loyalty to Verdauga. I hadn't actually given it to him. (Though he can share it with the mods) I also gave the mods his loyalty.
Darling, this is the matrimonial property I was referencing. I will be staying neutral in this adversity, and have not given the moderators my loyalty. You may give yours to the moderators if you so wish, however. Ta-ta, honey!
Oh. The mods are very nice. I'm sure, if you ask them, they'll give it back. Have a nice time, Poopsiedoodle!
BBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
. . . Poopsiedoodle?
*pukes again*
ew
I'm glad you like it.
*looks at Teerexs post. pukes again*
"great respect"
Large respect.
*Presses "F" to pay respects.*
Don't you just hate it when you get cooked rice stuck to your feet and then hair from the carpet sticks to the rice and you just walk around with your hairy rice feet and internally die?
You are alone in this plight.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 01, 2020, 01:28:51 AM
Don't you just hate it when you get cooked rice stuck to your feet and then hair from the carpet sticks to the rice and you just walk around with your hairy rice feet and internally die?
I fell your pain!
Quote from: Verdauga on January 31, 2020, 11:46:24 PM
*Presses "F" to pay respects.*
Never reply to a comment when you're going to get notifications when people keep spamming 'f'.
*Hits X*
....
.....
......
.......
*Reopens browser.*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 01, 2020, 03:58:01 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 01, 2020, 01:28:51 AM
Don't you just hate it when you get cooked rice stuck to your feet and then hair from the carpet sticks to the rice and you just walk around with your hairy rice feet and internally die?
I fell your pain!
*Cries happy tears 'cause I'm not alone*
She's lying
No, I not, but its usually bird poop of some sort...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 01, 2020, 01:28:51 AM
Don't you just hate it when you get cooked rice stuck to your feet and then hair from the carpet sticks to the rice and you just walk around with your hairy rice feet and internally die?
I feel like this could be easily remedied by removing the rice from your feet.
Alternatively, you could simply remove your feet for the same effect.
Yeah, mostly I just try to pick it off with the toes of the opposite foot.
*Shudders.*
Now that you're back.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 29, 2019, 08:51:18 PM
Walter.
I just gotta ask about this
@HIAG. One word posts confuse me.
Mm.
Not that one. That has too little substance to merit thought.
Verily.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 01, 2019, 06:34:29 AM
On the other paw, it was HIAG who said it so it's quite possible it doesn't have any relation to what was being discussed and he just said it for the sake of it.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 03, 2020, 10:56:08 PM
Yeah, mostly I just try to pick it off with the toes of the opposite foot.
Yeah, that's generally what I do if I get something on my feet.
have fun have fun have fun have fun have fun have fun have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lock this topic.
na, don't do that....
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 02:44:48 PM
Lock this topic.
We are nowhere near our goal yet, crazy rock.
:laugh:
*grins*
Lock. This. Topic. Please. LOCK. LOCK. LOCK.
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
Ach, nae zat again. *Zetz fire to Sebias' curtainz inztead* Alzae:
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
*Adds fuel to the curtain fire*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 06, 2020, 08:58:43 PM
*Adds fuel to the curtain fire*
Ach, zat'z ze zpirit! *Beginz zettin' fire tae ze kitchen drapez next*
Quote from: Booklover on February 06, 2020, 08:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 06, 2020, 09:03:49 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 06, 2020, 08:58:43 PM
*Adds fuel to the curtain fire*
Ach, zat'z ze zpirit! *Beginz zettin' fire tae ze kitchen drapez next*
Yesssss! *Blowtorches the rug* Btw, this isn't all happening in my house, right? That would be bad. :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 06, 2020, 09:30:34 PM
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
Hey,
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy , I have a present for you!
Spoiler
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Eh?
Look at it.
I did, but it wasn't very nice.
*Posts*
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Uh oh.
pls no
No what?
just No
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Nah, it'll be fiiiiiiine. Trust me.
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Nah, it'll be fiiiiiiine. Trust me.
Hmmmm. Remind me to keep quiet in future.
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Nah, it'll be fiiiiiiine. Trust me.
Hmmmm. Remind me to keep quiet in future.
Why would you want to keep quiet?
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Nah, it'll be fiiiiiiine. Trust me.
Hmmmm. Remind me to keep quiet in future.
Why would you want to keep quiet?
In case I say stupid things.
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Nah, it'll be fiiiiiiine. Trust me.
Hmmmm. Remind me to keep quiet in future.
Why would you want to keep quiet?
In case I say stupid things.
Eh, saying stupid things is kind of the point of the cellars ;D
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Nah, it'll be fiiiiiiine. Trust me.
Hmmmm. Remind me to keep quiet in future.
Why would you want to keep quiet?
In case I say stupid things.
Eh, saying stupid things is kind of the point of The Cellars. ;D
Perhaps that's true. But what if I'm not in The Cellars?
Kill it.
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Nah, it'll be fiiiiiiine. Trust me.
Hmmmm. Remind me to keep quiet in future.
Why would you want to keep quiet?
In case I say stupid things.
Eh, saying stupid things is kind of the point of The Cellars. ;D
Perhaps that's true. But what if I'm not in The Cellars?
Well, if you say something stupid, then just run back to the safety of
the
cellars, of course! ;D
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Nah, it'll be fiiiiiiine. Trust me.
Hmmmm. Remind me to keep quiet in future.
Why would you want to keep quiet?
In case I say stupid things.
Eh, saying stupid things is kind of the point of The Cellars. ;D
Perhaps that's true. But what if I'm not in The Cellars?
Well, if you say something stupid, then just run back to the safety of the cellars, of course! ;D
Yeah, like who would want to stay out of the Cellars, anyway?
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Quote from: The Skarzs on February 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
By starting something so controversial that the mods are forced to lock it.
A massive quote pyramid might work. But it might just lag a lot.
I say we go for it.
Should we though?
But of course.
Hmm... I dunno...
Nah, it'll be fiiiiiiine. Trust me.
Hmmmm. Remind me to keep quiet in future.
Why would you want to keep quiet?
In case I say stupid things.
Eh, saying stupid things is kind of the point of The Cellars. ;D
Perhaps that's true. But what if I'm not in The Cellars?
Well, if you say something stupid, then just run back to the safety of the cellars, of course! ;D
Yeah, like who would want to stay out of the Cellars, anyway?
See, that's what
I'm sayin'!
pls no.
Y'know, we would fail the challange if it was locked due to something like this.
That, and the mods would just edit the posts not to have it. Also, it's against the rules.
Yeah, what he said.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 07, 2020, 06:06:27 PM
Y'know, we would fail the challange if it was locked due to something like this.
That, and the mods would just edit the posts not to have it. Also, it's against the rules.
All I hear is the sounds of crying.
Then leave the preschool.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 07, 2020, 06:11:45 PM
Then leave the preschool.
That's weird.
Also, the rules say nothing about quote trees. Also also, if you're referring to it as spam, it literally says "Post your spam here" for the cellars.
*Posts in order for the topic to reach 1000 pages, thus locking it*
Such is the main goal ;D
Pretty much 8)
Indeed so.
You're all liars.
Y'all is lambs.
A new, curious thing has appeared, and I desire an explanation.
@danflorreguba might you assist? What is this Fantastic thing?
Most urgent question, which I suppose will be answered with a yes: Do we use our forum selves?
(Kade. I think this is part of the 'ganza.
I also expect as much, I'm just curious as to the details since the event thread hasn't been updated ;D
Why, whatever could you mean? º-)
My curiosity is clawing through my eyeballs. Please.
I'm in a weird mood, hence my odd posts. I do apologize.
I'd post in it if I could.
Mm.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 02:14:39 AM
Hey, @HeadInAnotherGalaxy , I have a present for you!
Spoiler
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.145016351.5751/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)
Aaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhhhhh............. *Getz acid und meltz ze abomination doon*
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2020, 09:08:54 PM
My curiosity is clawing through my eyeballs. Please.
I'm in a weird mood, hence my odd posts. I do apologize.
Re you talking about the roleplay event?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 07, 2020, 10:38:22 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 02:14:39 AM
Hey, @HeadInAnotherGalaxy , I have a present for you!
Spoiler
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.145016351.5751/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)
Aaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhhhhh............. *Getz acid und meltz ze abomination doon*
*hiss*
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.145016351.5751/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)
No spoiler is needed.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 11:43:07 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2020, 09:08:54 PM
My curiosity is clawing through my eyeballs. Please.
I'm in a weird mood, hence my odd posts. I do apologize.
Re you talking about the roleplay event?
Yar.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2020, 02:56:04 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 11:43:07 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2020, 09:08:54 PM
My curiosity is clawing through my eyeballs. Please.
[size=pt]I'm in a weird mood, hence my odd posts. I do apologize.[/size]
Re you talking about the roleplay event?
Yar.
Lock.
This
TOPIC
Too!
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Next
New
Year's
Day
!!!
Pancakez!
Toazt!
WWhhhhyyyyyy!?
Dae num!
Food. Because too many people never clean their plates when there's all kinds of perfectly good food left on it. Waste not want not. That's how I got the size I am.
I'm not finishing other peoples food -_-
Weakness.
Untruther.
(O)w(O)
you to bookie!?
?
your pic!
What's not to like about it? Apart from the bloodthirsty little beast, that is.
all of it! :laugh:
@lass of something much The Great Avatar Switch (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11356.0)
The Great Summer Games Extravaganza (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?board=87.0)
not go'a do it.
Even so, you don't need to criticize others for participating. *floats off in a high quality, leather upholstered, huff*
CCCCCCCCChhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
One more time!
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.145016351.5751/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)
*Drops a lock on the topic.*
*Message appears.*
It's not very effective...
*burns the cupcakes*NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Burns the Lass.*
Yes.
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D :laugh: ^-^ :D ;) :) *is burning*
*Tends to Lass's wounds*
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9de9db52b3ff50456073b7f5759748dc/tumblr_mxawuuff6w1qmo5jpo4_250.gif)
Oh! Sheev, do you follow Darths & Droids? If you don't, you should check it out.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 13, 2020, 08:13:38 PM
*Tends to Lass's wounds*
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9de9db52b3ff50456073b7f5759748dc/tumblr_mxawuuff6w1qmo5jpo4_250.gif)
You are the last person anyone would want tending to burns.
Or maybe the first. Lass certainly would look imposing in a six-foot tall bacta suit.
Meh.
*is burning* this is fun!
Behold, the power of sisters!
YaaY
And the power of locksmiths (or their daughters) too!
OOOp
Are you still burning?
yes....All the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Power?
*grins*
What would one such as yourself know of power?
*beams*
*narrows eyes*
*is gining like a frog*
Gin isn't good for you.
>:(
*raises eyebrow*
*grins again*
Seriously, Lass, actually discuss something.
::) silly chook! that's the point!
Okay, maybe I should teach you how to have a proper conversation.
*sitis down* teach me!!! I must know!
Alright. The first step is to introduce yourself. Like this:
"Hello, my name is Teer. What's your name?"
Hello, my name is Teer. What's your name? Yaay, I did it!
Well, yes. That was just an example though. Instead of saying that your name is Teer, just say your name.
Hello, my name is your name. What's your name again?? Yaay, I did it!...
Well, um... not quite. Just say:
"Hello, my name is Lass. What's your name?"
Hello, my name is Lass. What....do I say next?
Great job! Now, the next step is to find something in common with the person you're talking to so ask them if they enjoy anything that you enjoy.
do you enjoy anything that I enjoy?
Awesome! Now, it might help if you tell them some of the things you enjoy?
I like lamp shades!!!
Wow, you're doing really well! Now, tell them what you like about lamp shades.
Feathers!
Oh... Now tell them some more about why you like lamp shades with feathers on them.
wall paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How nice! Then you can ask them if they like lamp shades with feathers and... wall paper.
can ask them if they like lamp shades with feathers and... wall paper?
Well done! Now that you've found some common ground (presumably. Who wouldn't like lamp shades with feathers and wall paper?) you can move on to other subjects like books or pets. Some people talk about school but that's boring so don't do that, if you can avoid it.
If you can avoid it?
Well, yes. Some people like talking about school and it's not really polite to just leave the conversation the moment it turns to those matters. If school does come up, you might have to suffer through the boringness for a few minutes.
do like figers?
if you don't like the lord of the rings books, we can't be frends.
Wonderful conversation starters. Now, let's pretend I don't like Lord of the Rings.
"Lord of the Rings is so annoying. The short version of the movie was alright but the books were boring."
This is what happens when you guys are the only ones on. :laugh:
*Buries both sisters deep in the earth.*
It had to be done.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 14, 2020, 10:29:10 AM
Wonderful conversation starters. Now, let's pretend I don't like Lord of the Rings.
"Lord of the Rings is so annoying. The short version of the movie was alright but the books were boring."
You'd better be pretending. But say I pretend that you aren't pretending. So now, let's show Lass what to do when a third person randomly barges into the conversation and starts an argument.
"It's not! Who would ever want movies or TV when there are books?"
*Randomly raises hand.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 14, 2020, 10:29:10 AM
"Lord of the Rings is so annoying. The short version of the movie was alright but the books were boring."
WHAT!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!??*runs away and crys*
You can't run. You've been buried far underneath the earth. It's for... our good. Not so much your own.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 14, 2020, 10:29:10 AM
Wonderful conversation starters. Now, let's pretend I don't like Lord of the Rings.
"Lord of the Rings is so annoying. The short version of the movie was alright but the books were boring."
That's a wonderful
argument starter, as shown by our reactions.
*is still crying*
Oh, dear; why are you crying?
T-Teer s-said th-th-that
"Lord of the Rings is so annoying. The short version of the movie was alright but the books were boring"
. . . . . As a mock conversation point. . . . .
oh, okay. *skims off singing the song of Beren and Lúthien*
Quote from: Booklover on February 14, 2020, 07:39:26 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 14, 2020, 10:29:10 AM
Wonderful conversation starters. Now, let's pretend I don't like Lord of the Rings.
"Lord of the Rings is so annoying. The short version of the movie was alright but the books were boring."
That's a wonderful argument starter, as shown by our reactions.
But of course! The basis of a good conversation is an argument.
*comes back* cake?
Meet me here after this topic is locked and I'll give you some cake.
Nooo, I was asking if you wanted cake, silly chook!
Oh.
Or ow as mar would say it.
...Vhat?
Mr. paint says "ow" rather then "oh"
I think the beast you're referring to is Captain Mharbrow PhantomPaint. Be careful how you speak of him. He's very good at using his scimitars.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 15, 2020, 07:28:28 AM
Mr. paint says "ow" rather then "oh"
NEVER EVER CALL ME MR. PAINT!!!
OR YOU WILL. NOT SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGEN!!!!
I AM CAPTEN DYMHAR!!
Or haw ever you spell it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 15, 2020, 01:36:58 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 14, 2020, 07:39:26 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 14, 2020, 10:29:10 AM
Wonderful conversation starters. Now, let's pretend I don't like Lord of the Rings.
"Lord of the Rings is so annoying. The short version of the movie was alright but the books were boring."
That's a wonderful argument starter, as shown by our reactions.
But of course! The basis of a good conversation is an argument.
Perhaps 'riot' is a better word, then. Do you want a riot, even if there are multiple RA fans here?
Quote from: Mharbrow PhantomPaint on February 15, 2020, 09:02:40 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 15, 2020, 07:28:28 AM
Mr. paint says "ow" rather then "oh"
NEVER EVER CALL ME MR. PAINT!!!
OR YOU WILL. NOT SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGaiN!!!!
*A rebellious smile spreads across my face.*
sorry Mr. PP
Hah.
Heh.
YOU HAVE BEAN WARNED!!!
That we have.
Quote from: Mharbrow PhantomPaint on February 15, 2020, 08:10:36 PM
YOU HAVE BEAN WARNED!!!
:laugh:(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Painted_Pony_Bean.JPG/1200px-Painted_Pony_Bean.JPG)
Hah.
Babby danger noodles.
bullsnakes!
Nope ropes.
no, bullsnakes and a cornsnake
Mean strings.
no, I don't. bullsnakes
Spoiler
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Nw9r_mYbnDw/UHbES3IIMwI/AAAAAAAABcA/M8TNupFHkLo/s801/DSC06043.JPG)
and a cornsnake
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f2/9c/09/f29c09c922f5b689d224fc5784e2e3df.jpg)
plus a hognose
Spoiler
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0109/0052/products/image_40240569-f7d7-4717-af1e-fedb9db3372d_1024x1024.jpg?v=1542726824)
The corn snake is the cutest one.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 16, 2020, 07:43:54 AM
no, I don't. bullsnakes Spoiler
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Nw9r_mYbnDw/UHbES3IIMwI/AAAAAAAABcA/M8TNupFHkLo/s801/DSC06043.JPG)
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f2/9c/09/f29c09c922f5b689d224fc5784e2e3df.jpg)
Spoiler
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0109/0052/products/image_40240569-f7d7-4717-af1e-fedb9db3372d_1024x1024.jpg?v=1542726824)
Lass, I have something important to tell you.
vat?
I actually really like Lord of the Rings?
? ?
Sorry, that was a statement, not a question.
oh...I see
Please, impart to me some of your knowledge.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 16, 2020, 08:34:00 AM
I actually really like Lord of the Rings?
Are you asking me (well, Lass), or telling me (well, Lass)?
Good. You should.
(I was going to say 'I thought you did' before realising that that gives you a good opportunity for a comeback)
beren has only one hand.
Lúthien killed Sauron.
*Chops off One-Eye's foot* Better?
O_O....goodnis
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 16, 2020, 07:17:42 PM
*Chops off One-Eye's foot* Better?
The snake's still in there, you know.
(https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED35/56a6db3984535.jpeg)
AAhhh!!!
*Ze Blob Zen appearz*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BlushingBlushingAlbertosaurus-size_restricted.gif)
*dies*there now it won't eat me because I'm dead ;D
*Burns the blob.*
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.145016351.5751/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)[/spoiler]
>_>
It will protect you against the blob.
Ahhh....to late...
Skarzs, was that supposed to be in spoiler tags? If so, then they failed.
*Burns the Thomas the Tank Engine face.*
I'm burning a lot of things, aren't I?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 02:23:15 PM
Skarzs, was that supposed to be in spoiler tags? If so, then they failed.
Nope. ^-^
Quote from: Verdauga on February 17, 2020, 02:25:16 PM
*Burns the Thomas the Tank Engine face.*
I'm burning a lot of things, aren't I?
You should have destroyed it with
Thomasbane.
If you killed Magnus Bane (which you shouldn't, and I don't recommend that you try), would you be Magnus Bane bane?
Spoiler
Magnus Lightwood-Bane bane?
er..........um....................bye
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2020, 05:13:29 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 17, 2020, 02:25:16 PM
*Burns the Thomas the Tank Engine face.*
I'm burning a lot of things, aren't I?
You should have destroyed it with Thomasbane.
If you killed Magnus Bane (which you shouldn't, and I don't recommend that you try), would you be Magnus Bane bane? Spoiler
Magnus Lightwood-Bane bane?
No, you'd be a legend.
@Booklover but it wasn't Thomas himself (the face is too square). I'm saving my cleaver for him.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 17, 2020, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2020, 05:13:29 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 17, 2020, 02:25:16 PM
*Burns the Thomas the Tank Engine face.*
I'm burning a lot of things, aren't I?
You should have destroyed it with Thomasbane.
If you killed Magnus Bane (which you shouldn't, and I don't recommend that you try), would you be Magnus Bane bane? Spoiler
Magnus Lightwood-Bane bane?
No, you'd be a legend.
Given QoAaD, that may be true. Although then you get onto who's actually responsible, and how much of this conversation is spoilers. However, in general, that would be completely and utterly false. Magnus Bane is the best.
*has no idear what Bookie is going on about so just nods*
Read The Shadowhunter Chronicles. It's one of my favourite series ever (which means it's as good as, and perhaps better than, RA and Redwall, although my favourite series is generally whichever one I read most recently).
O_O
Wow, it must be good...
It is.
I bought The Bane Chronicles and Ghosts of the Shadow Market today.
Cool!
I killed Magnus Bane. I am a legend. Fear me. Love me.
I will do neither of those things, creepo
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 17, 2020, 09:01:13 PM
I killed Magnus Bane. I am a legend. Fear me. Love me.
nope, you don't wear sherts.
You just don't understand.
>:(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 09:01:48 PM
I will do neither of those things, creepo
Kiss me you fool.
can't you just...just....just...just.............what ever...
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2020, 07:43:25 PM
It is.
I bought The Bane Chronicles and Ghosts of the Shadow Market today.
Oh they're good, I loved both. Which one you gonna read first?
Quote from: lass of something much on February 18, 2020, 12:26:55 AM
can't you just...just....just...just.............what ever...
*Laughs in troll.*
*blinks*
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 18, 2020, 01:14:15 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 18, 2020, 12:26:55 AM
can't you just...just....just...just.............what ever...
*Laughs in troll.*
(https://i.postimg.cc/zXRbgwHp/1582002069323488469762.jpg)
*covers eyes*
I did that in five minutes give me a break.
*runs away*
*Is beginning to regard myself as sane.*
good for you, I wish I could say the same...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 18, 2020, 01:04:01 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2020, 07:43:25 PM
It is.
I bought The Bane Chronicles and Ghosts of the Shadow Market today.
Oh they're good, I loved both. Which one you gonna read first?
I just finished reading TBC, and I'm about to start GotSM.
Quote from: Booklover on February 18, 2020, 01:15:12 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 18, 2020, 01:04:01 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2020, 07:43:25 PM
It is.
I bought The Bane Chronicles and Ghosts of the Shadow Market today.
Oh they're good, I loved both. Which one you gonna read first?
I just finished reading TBC, and I'm about to start GotSM.
why did I see that as "got Sam"
Because it looks like it says 'Got Sam'.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 17, 2020, 02:25:16 PM
I'm burning a lot of things, aren't I?
Yes, you are. I'm so proud of you, darling.
*puts a piece of bread on the bench*
*picks up piece of bread, puts plate on bench and gently places bread on plate*
*Flips the bench over before running away.*
why?...
*Whispers from behind a tree.* 'Cause I'm the embodiment of chaosssssss....
vat.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 03:38:52 PM
*Whispers from behind a tree.* 'Cause I'm the embodiment of chaosssssss....
The Cellars is the embodiment of chaos.
*Pushes the bench away. Surprisingly, the plate and bread are still upright. Places them on the righted bench.*
*Wiggles his fingers menacingly and the bread falls off the plate.*
Chaossssssssss....
*Dashes away into the night.*
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lass trips.*
*Teleports in front of Kade holding a lantern and Thomasbane.
I.
Am not.
seriousamused.
*Sticks a watermelon on Thomasbane, then jumps down a hole that suddenly appeared behind him.*
Chaosssssssssssssss
You be trippin', dawg
*is flying away*
*Flings Thomasbane down after Kade.
*Squelch!*
*is glad that I flue away*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 19, 2020, 05:48:56 PM
*Flings Thomasbane down after Kade.
*Squelch!*
*
Thomasbane gets stuck, as the watermelon impaled on it isn't able to fit into the hole. A whisper reaches Verdauga.*
Chaossssssss....[Kade Rivok has left the area]
*fly's threw a cloud*
O.O
(It's "*Flies through a cloud.*" :))
No, fly's, ya know the bug?
'Fly's' is the contracted form of 'fly is' (the fly's watching you), or for possession (the fly's wings), if something is owned by a fly. The plural form of the noun 'fly' (there are many flies) or one conjugation of the verb 'fly' is 'flies' (she flies).
Aaah, thank you, booklover!
*Posts*
you did not! ;D
Sh, don't tell everybody.
oh, Oops! :laugh:
How could you Verdauga? I trusted you.
What can I say?
You're welcome.
Nah.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 21, 2020, 02:14:20 PM
How could you Verdauga? I trusted you.
what a silly thing to do.
Quite so, quite so.
What? I trust me!
Exactly!
Quote from: Verdauga on February 21, 2020, 07:56:47 PM
What? I trust me!
(https://pics.me.me/thumb_trust-nobody-not-even-yourself-dont-trust-me-or-my-2571513.png)
Is that a jolly rancher? I'd rather not; they pull my teeth out. Thanks though!
The reference.
*contributes to this topic*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 21, 2020, 07:56:47 PM
What? I trust me!
Don't worry, honeybun, I trust you. Their opinions are all wrong.
I don't even trust
We can tell.
Anyway, back on topic.
*spreads raspberry jam on bread*
*spreads nutella and berry sauce on pikelets*
*stacks three pikelets on top of each other and passes Eb a fork*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2020, 04:12:08 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 21, 2020, 07:56:47 PM
What? I trust me!
Don't worry, honeybun, I trust you. Their opinions are all wrong.
I do believe that there is the SLIGHTEST possibility that you could be biased.
I do believe that there is the SLIGHTEST possibility that you could be right.
I do believe
...that Skarzs is made of stone.
I am going
...to bed.
Goodnight. Have fun sleeping.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 06:29:02 AM
...to bed.
True. . . I really should be. But I need to shower. I was sweating all day and my feet stink.
Thanks for telling us...
Should we try to speed up slightly?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2020, 04:12:08 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 21, 2020, 07:56:47 PM
What? I trust me!
Don't worry, honeybun, I trust you. Their opinions are all wrong.
Thank you, darling; I trust you completely, shnookums
:-X
>:D
*shuders*
It is rather cold in here, isn't it.
>_>
What ELSE can I say?
You could contribute to my sandwich. The last thing that was added was raspberry jam.
*shugs*
What is a shug?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2020, 12:19:02 AM
You could contribute to my sandwich. The last thing that was added was raspberry jam.
*Tenderly places a thick-cut slice of deep-fried balogna on Teer's sandwich, adding on a tasteful dollop of wasabi.*
*Adds a pinch of horseradish.*
And a cherry on top.
Mmm, yum. *puts top piece of bread on and eats sandwich* Yum, yum.
*slops some supe on bread*
I already ate the bread. You need to get some more bread before you slop soup on it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2020, 02:45:56 AM
Mmm, yum. *puts top piece of bread on and eats sandwich* Yum, yum.
Tanihwa must have iron stomachs too.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2020, 03:22:21 AM
I already ate the bread. You need to get some more bread before you slop soup on it.
I never said wich peace of bread.
*Foindz anozer loaf o' bread in a box on ze roof*
:) *jumps*
O_O
Mmm?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 23, 2020, 03:26:43 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2020, 02:45:56 AM
Mmm, yum. *puts top piece of bread on and eats sandwich* Yum, yum.
Taniwha must have iron stomachs too.
They do. (Besides, that was delicious)
What is bologna? It sounds disgusting, no offense.
*splats*
Splats?
*is bored*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 07:39:32 AM
What is bologna? It sounds disgusting, no offense.
Baloney. Polony. It's a sausage made from ground and mashed up pork, usually. Often found in the sandwich meat section in the stores sliced up and packaged in vacuum-sealed plastic.
So... better than a Dibbler sausage.
*mushis*
Hmmm?
why? :-\
'ave a Potato. *'andz everybeazt a Potato*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 23, 2020, 06:40:28 PM
why? :-\
I don't know. It's just one of those words. Like "moist," for a lot of people.
*passes the potato to a random person*
*Now has two potatoes.*
*eats potato* thankseee!
Yer velcome! 'ave a Potato. *'andz everybeazt anozer Potato*
thankee!
*Has three potatoes.*
*takes all of Skarzs' potatoes and eats them* Yum.
:o
you moster!
Well, I am a taniwha.
you don't even deserve that name!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 24, 2020, 03:18:04 AM
*takes all of Skarzs' potatoes and eats them* Yum.
GIVE THEM BACK.*Jumps on Teer.*
yeah! get her! :laugh:
*unfortunately was set to 'small sized' and is knocked to the ground* I can't give them back! I already ate them. *struggles uselessly under the larger weight of the cave troll*
:o the sister took a hit!?
Ye-es. I... respect... Skarzs.
Wa?!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 24, 2020, 08:55:49 AM
*unfortunately was set to 'small sized' and is knocked to the ground* I can't give them back! I already ate them. *struggles uselessly under the larger weight of the cave troll*
GIVE 'EM BACK.
*Hands Skar three cave potatoes.*
Close enough.
*Has three potatoes.* And what am I supposed to do with all of these now?
Fry them. Or mash them, or bake them, or boil them. Or whatever you like to do with potatoes.
The correct answer was "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!" ;D
(https://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/SPPvqdkmkVV.jpg)
(I don't agree with the 'stupid, fat Hobbit' part, but otherwise it's fine)
I think that's there just because that's what Gollum calls him. ;D
That's pretty funny though
:o Sam is one of the greatest people in the lord of the Rings, books and movie!
Movies, you mean.
But I agree.
I totally agree.
Quote from: Booklover on February 24, 2020, 04:53:04 PM
(I don't agree with the 'stupid, fat Hobbit' part, but otherwise it's fine)
He evolves from that. An upgrade.
But he wasn't that in the first place! I don't care if his name means 'half-wise', he is not stupid and doesn't (sorry Merry and Pippin) rely on second breakfast!
(he dose.)
Good.
farwell. :P
I bid you alllllll
A very foooonnnddd
Faaarreewweell
Bye.
Bye!
Hah!
Hah.
Hah,
In at least two topics, today alone each one gained at least three pages. And you guys have the audacity to let this topic fall to the second page.
DESGUSTEN
If we advance this topic by three pages each day, we might be able to reach the deadline in time.
Exactly.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 26, 2020, 02:30:56 AM
Exactly.
We have about 2 hours left before tomorrows quota doubles.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 26, 2020, 01:38:20 AM
In at least two topics, today alone each one gained at least three pages. And you guys have the audacity to let this topic fall to the second page.
DESGUSTEN
*looks down* sorry, I was digging a hobbit hole...
Dinnae let ze Zcarecrovz in!
*blinks, uncomprehending*
*posts*
Either the forum is lagging, or my internet is slow, or both, but it's taking me a while to load these pages. As such, I won't be on much. Bye all.
I've been having the same problem for the last few hours. It suddenly fixed itself just now, though, so it may be back to normal.
(https://i.redd.it/za9xqcbxgee11.jpg)
Hello darkness, my old friend....
I've come to squawk at you again....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 03:44:12 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:28:35 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:26:01 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 05:20:24 AM
*posts*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 26, 2020, 05:27:12 PM
Either the forum is lagging, or my internet is slow, or both, but it's taking me a while to load these pages. As such, I won't be on much. Bye all.
Yeah, that happened to me. Fixed now though.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:22:43 PM
I've come to squawk at you again....
Because teletubbies are creeping...
Apparently teletubbies in black and white is very creepy.
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2020, 06:23:51 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 03:44:12 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:26:01 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 05:20:24 AM
*posts*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:39:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2020, 06:23:51 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 03:44:12 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:28:35 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:26:01 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 05:20:24 AM
*posts*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:51:09 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 06:37:33 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:33:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:22:43 PM
I've come to squawk at you again....
Because teletubbies are creeping...
Toward me so I am weeping...
And they really want to dig into my brain...
The pain.
Teletubbies are known for violence...
*High fives Russa*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a9f89e156d43fcbae01516593b874c4b/tenor.gif?itemid=5390002)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:51:09 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 06:37:33 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:33:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:22:43 PM
I've come to squawk at you again....
Because teletubbies are creeping...
Toward me so I am weeping...
And they really want to dig into my brain...
The pain.
Teletubbies are known for violence...
*Copied.*
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2020, 06:54:39 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:39:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2020, 06:23:51 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 03:44:12 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:28:35 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:26:01 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 05:20:24 AM
*posts*
Oh, dear. . .
Hmm?
Nothing. I just don't want the quote pyramid to get out of hand.
Aaaahhh..
(https://www.claymontschools.org/d/cursedworld/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Cursedimages_1f89d9_6257482.jpg)
Hoiho!
nope!
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9273234432/h7C3A2B04/cursed-image-shark-with-cat-face)
Ach... Vhy a Duck?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 26, 2020, 11:44:56 PM
(https://www.claymontschools.org/d/cursedworld/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Cursedimages_1f89d9_6257482.jpg)
I appreciate that picture.
*psots*
Good on ya, ol' chap
Nyehehehe!
Can't say the same for you.
mooahahahah.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 27, 2020, 03:57:30 AM
Ach... Vhy a Duck?
Doesn't look like a duck to me. If it is, it's probably to annoy me. Bloodthirsty little beasts, never trust a duck.
Grrrr
Grrrr?
MmmHm!
But why tho?
she was being rude to the ducks!!!!
Ah, well that's certainly true. It's kind of her thing.
>:(
tis an evil thing!
Mmhmm.
ae!
Aye
I.
Greeneye.
Green, aye.
pink eye.
Don't come near me.
LOL!
I don't have pink eye, and even if I did, I'm on the other side of the world!
One-Eye.
Ew.
Does the thought make you uncomfortable?
yes, very.
I gotta agree with Lass on this one.
*Grins maniacally.*
*Enters into a staring contest with Skarzs.*
*pulls my bad eye from my head and throws it at Kade*
*Catches the eye and puts it on Skarzs' head.* I see what you did there.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 27, 2020, 09:43:36 PM
she was being rude to the ducks!!!!
You were being rude to the duck-haters especially Herondales.
. . . .
W
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 28, 2020, 03:52:25 PM
*pulls my bad eye from my head and throws it at Kade*
Lol!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 04:02:13 PM
*Catches the eye and puts it on Skarzs' head.* I see what you did there.
*Is now able to see into the fourth dimension.*
Time?
. . .
H
I think I know what you are trying to spell out.
*Raises eyebrow.*
...
H
*Switches which eyebrow is raised.*
A
...
L
. . .
T
s are cool
. . . .
?
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 06:07:53 PM
...
H
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 06:09:18 PM
*Switches which eyebrow is raised.*
A
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 06:14:00 PM
...
L
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 06:18:30 PM
. . .
T
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 06:37:54 PM
s are cool
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 05:23:39 PM
. . . .
W
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 05:52:10 PM
. . .
H
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 06:07:53 PM
...
H
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 06:09:18 PM
*Switches which eyebrow is raised.*
A
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 06:14:00 PM
...
L
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 06:18:30 PM
. . .
T
*also raises eyebrow*
Why whhhalt?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhalt?
,':i
Mm.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 28, 2020, 05:44:13 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 04:02:13 PM
*Catches the eye and puts it on Skarzs' head.* I see what you did there.
*Is now able to see into the fourth dimension.*
*Never needs to blink again.*
What can you see in the fourth dimension? Also, the not needing to blink thing is HIGHLY unrealistic.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 28, 2020, 07:59:29 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 05:23:39 PM
. . . .
W
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 05:52:10 PM
. . .
H
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 06:07:53 PM
...
H
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 06:09:18 PM
*Switches which eyebrow is raised.*
A
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 06:14:00 PM
...
L
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 06:18:30 PM
. . .
T
*also raises eyebrow*
You forgot
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 06:37:54 PM
s are cool
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 08:14:04 PM
What can you see in the fourth dimension? Also, the not needing to blink thing is HIGHLY unrealistic.
I only need to close one eye at a time. Therefore, it's not blinking.
What is the fourth dimension? Time?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 28, 2020, 08:16:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 08:14:04 PM
What can you see in the fourth dimension? Also, the not needing to blink thing is HIGHLY unrealistic.
I only need to close one eye at a time. Therefore, it's not blinking.
I mean, TECHNICALLY we can do that with two eyes :laugh:
I'm just gonna wink for the rest of my life.
I know not....
I show not your face but your heart's desire.
?
Or, if you would prefer:
Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi.
O.o
Harry Potter thing.
Correct. Five points to Slytherin (I have absolutely no idea which Hogwarts house you'd be in, but Verdauga Greeneyes would probably be Slytherin, but who knows where a cat would end up. Gryffindor, perhaps, works best for a cat, given in Redwall wildcats are the enemies of badgers, and don't seem to be too fond of snakes and eagles (or anybody else, for that matter)).
*Gazes off into the distance.*
*Locks computer.*
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 09:11:36 PM
Correct. Five points to Ravenclaw Slytherin (I have absolutely no idea which Hogwarts house you'd be in, but Verdauga Greeneyes would probably be Slytherin, but who knows where a cat would end up. Gryffindor, perhaps, works best for a cat, given in Redwall wildcats are the enemies of badgers, and don't seem to be too fond of snakes and eagles (or anybody else, for that matter)).
*Cries in Hufflepuff.*
:laugh:
I don't fit into any houses. I'm the guy who ends up getting put in azkaban.
To be fair, you don't have to go to Hogwarts. There are other schools.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 29, 2020, 04:44:21 PM
I don't fit into any houses. I'm the guy who ends up getting put in azkaban.
O.O
great value chippers
thanks! ;D
For what?
EDIT: I think I have caused confusion. I was just mentioning the name of the cookies that are waiting for me at home. :P
Cookies
(https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.WwnDxGQR6q8M-OmpmJuEhQHaHa&pid=Api)
I was being silly... :P...because I didn't know what to say...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 29, 2020, 08:25:05 PM
For what?
EDIT: I think I have caused confusion. I was just mentioning the name of the cookies that are waiting for me at home. :P
Cookies
(https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.WwnDxGQR6q8M-OmpmJuEhQHaHa&pid=Api)
You're a silly goose.
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!( ;D)
Quote from: Verdauga on February 29, 2020, 04:52:07 PM
To be fair, you don't have to go to Hogwarts. There are other schools.
Except muggleborns don't know that, and by the time they're in Hogwarts, there's not much point changing. And ones in other countries won't speak English, or at least not well.
. . .good point...
What did you want me on here for?
@lass of something much
we must get at lest three pages done!(also I'm bord...)
I see. Preferably more, but it will take time.
did you see all the ones I did with Teer,they are soo funny! :laugh:
Yep. They are.
now let's make this fun!
*brings a box of random stuff from other threads*
Be careful what random stuff you bring in. Puppets, trailers, dumpster juice, beavers, magic cutlery, anything and everything ever mentioned in The Cellars. Those things are dangerous enough on their own, but together? That would be chaos beyond anything The Cellars has ever known.
it'ill be fiiiine! *brings out a duck flote* O.o
how did I miss that....
A duck float? A duck float? Let it burn!
it's from one of the proms! a real clasic!
So let it burn!
XD
*pulls out some bergerking*
Personally, I prefer McDonald's.
I like piapit more...*grabs a pie* YUMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's piapit?
it's soooo yumm...
Spoiler
(https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/63pF2ffADezkHKGLevhS/nE-900x540/v1/c700x420.jpg)
Is it a bit like Subway?
in that you pick what you want in it, yes, in other ways, no.
*pulls out a really big snowman*
So, what is it then?
How big is the snowman?
it's from the snowball fight..,
One of the World's Biggest, then?
Aye...XD
So, what exactly is Pitapit, then?
IT IS FOOOOOD! *grabs a hammer*
Woah! Don't get violent! I'm not insulting Pitapit, I'm just curious about it.
Bevare ze Mnggal-Mnggal (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mnggal-Mnggal).
Star Wars?
Aye. Follov ze link.
I did. That's the only reason I know it's from Star Wars.
Und yer reaction?
I don't really care.
*Ze Mnggal-Mnggal zneakz up on Booklover*
Ummmm.... am I meant to be scared?
I think so...
Quote from: Booklover on March 01, 2020, 05:05:04 PM
Woah! Don't get violent! I'm not insulting Pitapit, I'm just curious about it.
',:-l
err...what? I'm not being violent, I was just grabing stuff out of the box. . .sorry if I sceard you...
if you ever come to NZ, I will buy you some.
That doesn't explain what it is...
it's a rap, and you pick what you want in it. (they also sell other yumm stuff)
*puts banana in wrap*
>:( No! mad Teer!
How easy do you think it is to peel and eat a banana without using your hands, and how quickly do you think you can do it?
Like, can our hands not even be involved, or can we not touch the banana?
Hands can't be involved, but you can touch the banana with other parts of your body.
Hmmm, I'm so going to try that...
I am so not going to.
I haven't, and I'm not going to. I don't like bananas.
Quote from: Booklover on March 01, 2020, 06:19:59 PM
Ummmm.... am I meant to be scared?
Did ye
nae read
any part o' ze article?!!
Spoiler
Mnggal-Mnggal's origins were shrouded in mystery. It was a completely unique being, without analog even in species catalogs as extensive as those of the University of Sanbra. It was believed by some, including the Chiss, to be extra-dimensional in origin, and comparisons were made to other known beings such as Waru.[1][2] It was so ancient, at least by its own account, that it existed alongside the Celestials, and witnessed their sudden departure from the galaxy. The hyperspace anomaly that bisected the galaxy, separating the highly populated portion of the galactic disk from the Unknown Regions, was presumed by some to have been created by the powerful Celestials, possibly as a defensive measure against Mnggal-Mnggal and its infectious intentions.[1]
Mnggal-Mnggal was a being composed solely of a thick gray ooze, able to move quickly and create a multitude of different forms. It was slimy to the touch and smelled of sweet rot. While it was a shapeshifter, it could not form the complex disguises of species like the Shi'ido, but its abilities were still versatile. It would form far-ranging pseudopods and eyestalks to explore or interact with others, or attack others with a fanged mouth. It could break its mass apart, spreading by creating worm-like forms, and was even able to fly by forming bat-like creatures.[1]
Mnggal-Mnggal's most prolific—and deadly—form of movement, however, was by infecting and controlling other sentient beings. While it could possess creatures, such as nexu or banthas, Mnggal-Mnggal preferred sentients, and once a potential victim was in its sights, it went to work quickly. Once a being encountered a pool of Mnggal-Mnggal, the surface of the pool would explode outward, showering the being in droplets of the entity's body. The drops would then begin to slide toward the being's mouth and nostrils, but was also able to enter the body through the pores in a being's skin if need be. It would first penetrate the cranium and digest the brain, then move on to the internal organs and tissues, increasing its mass all the while. It digested its victims from the inside out, filling every body part as it expanded and grew within the lifeless husk. Within twenty-four hours, the victim was dead, filled entirely with Mnggal-Mnggal.[1]
It could then fully control the victim's body, and was able to do so with enough precision to pilot vehicles. This was also how it obtained its sustenance, though it is unknown if the nutrients obtained were somehow spread throughout the being's myriad parts. A Mnggal-Mnggal-possessed zombie could be easily distinguished from the body's former self. The possession was evidenced by a vacant gaze, a stiff-legged gait, and utter stillness when at rest. The victim's voice was also distorted, as Mnggal-Mnggal would have digested its vocal cords and lungs (or analogous organs) already; their voice would become buzzy and flat. Mnggal-Mnggal was not able to preserve its hosts, and after a week they would begin to decay, with the entity's gray ooze slipping from their facial orifices. The zombies were also used to further infect others, by spewing Mnggal-Mnggal in the faces of new victims.[1]
All parts of Mnggal-Mnggal, no matter what form or how far-flung across the galaxy, shared a single mind, which is what led others to classify the entity as a single being rather than a hive-minded species.[1][2]
At a long-forgotten point in the past, it had taken over and rendered lifeless the planet of Mugg Fallow. Eons later, Mnggal-Mnggal had spread so far across the planet, even filling its former oceans, that all that remained visible of the former world were barren continents and the remains of fossilized trees. Its "body" ran so far and deep across the planet that it ran in rivers across the continents and filled underground grottos. As testament to its depraved mind, Mnggal-Mnggal created a macabre decoration of a fleet of derelict ships forming a ring around the planet, their origins ranging across millennia. Mnggal-Mnggal used its mind-controlled zombies to pilot the ships there, with Gree sailships and a treasure barge once belonging to Xim the Despot among the lifeless fleet.[1]
Over the course of its existence, Mnggal-Mnggal staked its claim to thousands of worlds, moons, and space stations throughout the Unknown Regions, with infestations ranging from small pools in dark sewers to worlds ravaged and rendered as lifeless as Mugg Fallow.[1]
As Mnggal-Mnggal spread throughout the Unknown Regions, some species native to the region opposed its incursions and sought to destroy the entity, knowing the extreme danger it posed. The Lugubraa and the Croke attempted to prevent any infestations within their territories, while the Chiss took a more proactive stance. They not only possessed the most extensive collection of information on the entity in their libraries on Csilla—including the location of Mugg Fallow and all possible information on its origins—they also paid bounties to any parties willing to attack infestations of Mnggal-Mnggal. The Viis Empire was decimated at one point by a Mnggal-Mnggal outbreak.[1] Other violent outbreaks were responsible for similar power-changing events in the history of the Unknown Regions. On some primitive planets, it was worshiped by local tribes and known as the "rot god".[1]
In later years, reports of Mnggal-Mnggal existed beyond the Unknown Regions, and it seemed as though it had managed to spread into Wild Space and even the Outer Rim Territories. During the reign of the Empire, some beings noted the similarities between Mnggal-Mnggal and the deadly plagues created by the Imperials' Project Blackwing.
QuoteMnggal-Mnggal's most prolific—and deadly—form of movement, however, was by infecting and controlling other sentient beings. While it could possess creatures, such as nexu or banthas, Mnggal-Mnggal preferred sentients, and once a potential victim was in its sights, it went to work quickly. Once a being encountered a pool of Mnggal-Mnggal, the surface of the pool would explode outward, showering the being in droplets of the entity's body. The drops would then begin to slide toward the being's mouth and nostrils, but was also able to enter the body through the pores in a being's skin if need be. It would first penetrate the cranium and digest the brain, then move on to the internal organs and tissues, increasing its mass all the while. It digested its victims from the inside out, filling every body part as it expanded and grew within the lifeless husk. Within twenty-four hours, the victim was dead, filled entirely with Mnggal-Mnggal.[1]
I know, I read it.
*Burns yhe surrounding three square miles.*
*shapeshifts*
Oh yeah, well watch THIS!
. . . .
. . . .
*Posts.*
*Ze Mnggal-Mnggal zneakz up be'ind Verdauga*
EDIT: 100 Pagez zae far! Major! Na' only 900 left tae gae!
Pita pit is like Subway but it uses pita bread.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 12:14:58 AM
Oh yeah, well watch THIS!
. . . .
. . . .
*Posts.*
,':-j
My goodness...
welcome back buddy.
Thanks. ^-^ Good to be back.
Quote from: Booklover on March 01, 2020, 09:37:24 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 29, 2020, 04:52:07 PM
To be fair, you don't have to go to Hogwarts. There are other schools.
Except muggleborns don't know that, and by the time they're in Hogwarts, there's not much point changing. And ones in other countries won't speak English, or at least not well.
There iiiissss a school in America. I forget the name though.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 02, 2020, 02:12:58 AM
There iiiissss a school in America. I forget the name though.
Wait...we have schools in America? (I kid, I kid. :laugh:)
SEBIAS. Post in the labyrith.
*Gulp*
Do iiiiiiiit.
*Slinks out the door* 'Kayyyyyyyyy
*Vatchez zree vinged 'amburgerz fly pazt*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 02, 2020, 03:46:21 AM
*Vatchez zree vinged 'amburgerz fly pazt*
Welcome back.
Shall I inform you of what has transpired in the last three months?
*Turns up hearing aid*
Well, at the time of the post I was going to, but I might wait until I can scratch up something a bit more post-worthy besides "Brink wondered what was going on" XD
Positions, man. Move them forward. Show some environment.
Waa?
That's what I was thinking.
It's regarding our RP. The one some people keep refusing to post in :laugh:
Speaking of role playing, have you posted in Ratty Driftwood recently?
CCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 05:42:08 AM
Speaking of role playing, have you posted in Ratty Driftwood recently?
Not since it's the weekend, no. I assume the interrogation with Verdagua has been going on, meaning Firestripe doesn't have a ton to do besides stand there and glare ;D
Yeah, I don't have much to do either. :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 05:46:24 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 05:42:08 AM
Speaking of role playing, have you posted in Ratty Driftwood recently?
Not since it's the weekend, no. I assume the interrogation with Verdagua has been going on, meaning Firestripe doesn't have a ton to do besides stand there and glare ;D
is it not sunday?
For 10 more minutes, yeah ;D
O_O Go to bed. On second thoughts, don't. The more people down here the better.
I'll be hitting the sack soon. Gotta be up at 6:30 -_-
*pokes Kade* not dead?
*Pokes Lass back.* Not yet, at least.
Good.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 05:59:09 AM
*Pokes Lass back.* Not yet, at least.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 05:33:00 AM
It's regarding our RP. The one some people keep refusing to post in :laugh:
Excuse me if I'm trying to pace things out reasonably. Stoneater's still got at least a little ground to cover before it eats you all.
It?
?...
Genders are for puny mortal beasts.
*Rolls eyes.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 06:56:00 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 05:33:00 AM
It's regarding our RP. The one some people keep refusing to post in :laugh:
Excuse me if I'm trying to pace things out reasonably. Stoneater's still got at least a little ground to cover before it eats you all.
No no, trust me, I wasn't referring to you.
iT wANts To eAt yoU aLL
It's name is misleading.
The eater that is stone.
Stone eater.
Stoneater.
It gon' fiiind yuuu
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 02, 2020, 02:12:58 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 01, 2020, 09:37:24 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 29, 2020, 04:52:07 PM
To be fair, you don't have to go to Hogwarts. There are other schools.
Except muggleborns don't know that, and by the time they're in Hogwarts, there's not much point changing. And ones in other countries won't speak English, or at least not well.
There iiiissss a school in America. I forget the name though.
Altogether there are 12 wizarding schools. The one in North America is Ilvermorny, there's Hogwarts in Scotland, Beauxbatons in France, Durmstrang in Northern Europe, Uagadou in Uganda, one in Japan, one in Brazil, and I've forgotten the rest.
Fascinating.
*Posts.*
*makes a contribution but decides not to post it*
*pokes*
Why?
*pokes again*
Who?
No.
No, correct.
I must go now BYE!
Bye!
Laterz
I'm back.
As am I.
A hearty welcome to you both
Thanks.
I appreciate you kind wishes.
^-^
Are you tired?
Always -_-
That's probably why I post so much about sleeping, honestly :laugh:
*passes Kade a pillow and a blanket*
:laugh: My thanks to ya. *Promptly goes to sleep using the pillow and blanket.*
*puts a cockroach on Kade's head*
*carefully begins putting clothes pegs on Kade's fur*
*Is fully unaware of these goings ons.*
I'm in school.
WHAT?!
That's nice. What are you learning? *pegs Kade to the pillow*
*Begins lightly snoring.*
*puts a jug of acit on Kade*
Hey, you'll ruin his fur! *removes the jug*
*Ze zree vinged 'amburgerz zettle doon on Kade und gae tae zleep*
*pegs the blanket to Kade*
*Posts.*
*begins painting Kade's nails*
*removes the cockroach from Kade's head and replaces it with a marshmellow*
*adds sparkles*
o_o
Imteresting :D
*finds a tiny marshmellow and stuffs it inside the normal-sized one on Kade's head*
*Tapez zree ztickz tae Kade, along viz a Candy Cane*
*draws on Kades ears*
If you're using permanent marker...
*Putz zprinklez on Kade, along viz an 'erring*
*dyes Kades fur in cool blue color with swerls and spikes*
*Rolls over, still sleeping. Anything attached to him gets pulled along for the ride.*
Oh goodie! *starts dyeing Kades other side blue aswell*
Oh, okay
*draws a horse on Kades paw* your paws are so big...
I'm starting at kindergarten.
I'm calling the cops.
ah good you're awake. . .
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 03, 2020, 03:53:27 AM
I'm starting at kindergarten.
good for you. . .
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 03:14:47 AM
SEBIAS. Post in the labyrith.
Says the one not posting in Here We Are OR Long Way 'Round.
<_< I haven't been posting much of anywhere. . .
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 03:55:53 AM
I'm calling the cops.
They can't stop me.
For reals, though, I'm being put through school for a month for my ironworking by the union.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 03, 2020, 05:25:10 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 03:55:53 AM
I'm calling the cops.
For reals, though, I'm being put through school for a month for my ironworking by the union.
Why?
>.<
For training. So I'm a better and more competent worker.
Cool, best of wishis.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 03:55:53 AM
I'm calling the cops.
Oh, you're awake! Do you like the decorations? *tries not to snigger*
*The sleep talking subsides and Kade drifts back into wonderful slumber.*
>:D
Hehe
*contines dyeing Kades fur*
Ah, he's gone back to sleep. Let's see, what to do now... Oooh, I know.
*begins painting scales onto Kade*
*puts some chips in Kades fur*
(Ya'll need to try and stick to one thing at a time :laugh:)
So, if that's how many pages you guys do when I'm not there, should I become a ghost and stop posting? Or do you appreciate my madness?
Sorry, this is the lock this topc, so we are metly insane.
Hey, why didn't you mention me? I caused as much chaos as they did, if not more.
You weren't on at the time. If you want me to mention you, I could now, I suppose.
*is now extremely happy*
I might just keep mentioning you, if you don't mind.
@shisteer of nothing much
I don't mind in the slightest. It makes me very happy.
This might just turn into a lot of mentions that Teer has to go through all the time.
@shisteer of nothing much
okay I'm here...*sees all Teers mentions*oh my.....
*is very, very happy*
*is not crying*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 08:05:02 PM
*is very, very happy*
Same. More with the amount of posts, but each to their own, I suppose, isn't that right
@friendly forum taniwha?
:laugh:
friendly!?
Have you heard of optimism?
Of course I'm friendly!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 03, 2020, 08:14:06 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 03, 2020, 08:10:50 PM
Have you heard of optimism?
from hoom?
From Google:
Optimism: hopefulness and confidence about the future or the success of something.
@shisteer of nothing much seems pretty friendly to me.
I am a very friendly taniwha.
Like I said.
You are a very kind and sensible beast, Booklover.
Kade is also a very appreciatable beast.
On this forum, almost all are.
*pulls a forum fight out of box*
I'd advise you don't. We don't want anyone to get hurt. At least, not seriously.
...to late...
Hey, at least we're posting.
Hmmm, Kade never woke up so he must still be sleeping. Let's continue our handywork. *begins putting hair clips in Kade's fur*
So, while we wait for next New Year's Day, anybody want some snacks?
*pokes Kade*
Quote from: Booklover on March 03, 2020, 08:47:27 PM
So, while we wait for next New Year's Day, anybody want some snacks?
@shisteer of nothing much (Me and snacks are like a... uh, like a Taniwha and an Otterbadger, I guess.)
*ignores Kade and begins handing out various snacks*
*puts thick lether gloves on*
*gratefully accepts unidentified snacks and eats them* Not bad. Otterbadger is better but a beast can't have everything.
*Shivers in his sleep.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 09:00:37 PM
*gratefully accepts unidentified snacks and eats them* Not bad. Otterbadger is better but a beast can't have everything.
You're welcome. Want any more?
Sure. *sees Kade shivering and puts another blanket on him* The weather is getting colder, isn't it?
*gives out more snacks*
*eats more snacks*
*eats some snacks*
*Rolls over restlessly, still asleep.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 09:13:39 PM
*Rolls over restlessly, still asleep.*
Still sighing in your sleep as well, then?
Have you ever tasted otterbadger, Booklover? It's so yum.
No. Strange really, since I invented it, I think.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 09:18:38 PM
Have you ever tasted otterbadger, Booklover? It's so yum.
*Shivers again.*
Poor snakes!
Wait, those snacks were snakes?! *hurriedly spits out as much of the snacks as possible*
nope, they are duck food...
Oh, alright. *continues eating snacks, relieved* Ducks have good tastes.
*Turns fitfully in his sleep and begins slowly rolling downhill.*
Ah... Kade? There's an icy river at the bottom of that hill.
Hah!
It's not funny. *drives a stake into the ground, ties a rope to it and the other end to Kade's footpaw to stop him falling into river*
*pulls rope*
The rope isn't long enough to reach the river anyway and it's tied to the stake. It's better to just leave him till he wakes up, rather than dragging him back onto level ground.
Yes, you wouldn't want his beautiful coat to get grass stains.
*shapshifts*
*grabs Kade in tellons and flys away, thus pulling the stake*
You could have just asked me to take the stake out again. I put it in to stop him from drowning though so you will need to take other measures to stop him falling into the river.
Good grief. O_O Four pages.
BTW, I never received your mention.
Whose mention?
Booklover's.
Ah, I see.
Hehehehe
*begins making a sandwich*
why?
Because I need something to do while I post. The topic must be locked and a beast can take a lot of posts to make one sandwich. *has put a piece of bread on a plate*
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cN9Xhtb345w/hqdefault.jpg)
*blinks*
Seven. Full. Pages. O_O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 04, 2020, 01:00:39 AM
Because I need something to do while I post. The topic must be locked and a beast can take a lot of posts to make one sandwich. *has put a piece of bread on a plate*
*puts a carrot on bread*
*adds sliced tomato*
*Watches
@Teer as she makes the sandwich.*
*puts aiole on EVERYTHING*
*wipes creamy-ish sauce off nose* Did you have to do that?
Yes.
*Is now covered in aiole.* My FUR! *Begins washing it off.*
:laugh:
*sighs* At least you managed to get some of it on the sandwich.
Hehe...sorry... :'(
*adds sliced cucumber to sandwich*
*Finishes washing and blow-drying fur. Re-appears as a giant fluff ball.* It'll lay down after a bit.
XD
*puts some lettuce in sandwich*
*splats some cheese ontop*
*Adds more mayonnaise.*
*puts the top piece of bread on*
*splats it all*
Lass! Why... How could you? *starts crying*
*Comforts Teer.* Lass, that wasn't very nice.
*grins*
*is comforted*
*beams*
My comfort is not due to your efforts, Lass.
It would have been a delicious sandwich. It had carrot, tomato, cucumber, lettuce, aioli and mayonnaise. What ingredient could you possibly object to?
The lack of beetroot, mainly.
A wild Jarky appears!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 04, 2020, 07:09:59 AM
It would have been a delicious sandwich. It had carrot, tomato, cucumber, lettuce, aioli and mayonnaise. What ingredient could you possibly object to?
Mayonnaise.
Which you put on.
*Kade's fur returns to normal.*
Mayonnaise is friggin' delicious. I used to eat packets of the stuff when I was a kid.
*Is mildly nauseated at the remark.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 02:51:56 PM
*Kade's fur returns to normal.*
Mayonnaise is friggin' delicious. I used to eat packets of the stuff when I was a kid.
We now know why you have problems.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 10:02:47 PM
Oh, alright. *continues eating snacks, relieved* Ducks have good tastes.
No they don't. Anyone who thinks they do has bad taste, as does anybody who likes ducks.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 03:32:25 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 02:51:56 PM
*Kade's fur returns to normal.*
Mayonnaise is friggin' delicious. I used to eat packets of the stuff when I was a kid.
We now know why you have problems.
Except if that makes him have problems, then what about the rest of us? Wouldn't that mean we all ate packets of the stuff as kids, or perhaps still do?
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 03:32:25 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 02:51:56 PM
*Kade's fur returns to normal.*
Mayonnaise is friggin' delicious. I used to eat packets of the stuff when I was a kid.
We now know why you have problems.
That among other reasons ;D
I also like eating peanuts while they're still in the shell.
I don't see any problem with mayonnaise, although it's a lot better with something else, and peanuts are alright.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 04, 2020, 07:09:59 AM
It would have been a delicious sandwich. It had carrot, tomato, cucumber, lettuce, aioli and mayonnaise and cheeeeeeeeeeeeese!. What ingredient could you possibly object to?
Personally I'd object to the tomato, and I don't know what aioli is, but I see no problem with other people wanting to eat them.
:o
you moster!
Hmmm? I'm a 'moster'?
yes.
Why?
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 07:09:36 PM
Personally I'd object to the tomato, and I don't know what aioli is, but I see no problem with other people wanting to eat them.
I do not like tomato. Is that a problem?
also you hate ducks because of a book!
No, I hate ducks because they're bloodthirsty little beasts.
Like Lass said, because of a book.
Wrong. Because of a series of books. Multiple series, in fact.
that's like if I hated... frogs because of the redwall books!
No, not quite.
yeah, ducks are waaaay better!
No, they are not.
How can you argue over ducks and mayonnaise when The Great Penguin Commander (may she live forever) has returned? The next twenty pages should be filled with us all telling her how wonderful she is and how much we've missed her.
No it shouldn't. She killed me.
Oh. Good for her. All the more reason to appreciate her.
Exactly! Welcome back Jarky, I hope you enjoy your return to The Cellars and the forum as a whole!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 04, 2020, 08:25:08 PM
How can you argue over ducks and mayonnaise when The Great Penguin Commander (may she live forever) has returned? The next twenty pages should be filled with us all telling her how wonderful she is and how much we've missed her.
No it shouldn't. She killed me.
Oh. Good for her. All the more reason to appreciate her.
I kiiiiinda agree with Nerek on this one. We don't really need to do that -_-
Not for twenty pages, at least. But I do welcome her back.
Let's see how many more pages (without irrelevant spam and double posting) we can do today. And how much chaos we can add (long live the penguins!).
No!
the pigions shell rule Forever!!!!
Penguins! Penguins!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/club-penguin-rewritten/images/5/58/Penguin-band.png/revision/latest?cb=20190607185000)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 04, 2020, 08:25:08 PM
How can you argue over ducks and mayonnaise when The Great Penguin Commander (may she live forever) has returned? The next twenty pages should be filled with us all telling her how wonderful she is and how much we've missed her.
No it shouldn't. She killed me.
Oh. Good for her. All the more reason to appreciate her.
Jarky?
Don't worry about it.
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:41:12 PM
Penguins! Penguins!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/club-penguin-rewritten/images/5/58/Penguin-band.png/revision/latest?cb=20190607185000)
No! club penguin is dead!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 08:51:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:41:12 PM
Penguins! Penguins!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/club-penguin-rewritten/images/5/58/Penguin-band.png/revision/latest?cb=20190607185000)
No! club penguin is dead!
It is not! There's still Club Penguin Rewritten, and multiple others out there!
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:54:32 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 08:51:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:41:12 PM
Penguins! Penguins!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/club-penguin-rewritten/images/5/58/Penguin-band.png/revision/latest?cb=20190607185000)
No! club penguin is dead!
It is not! There's still Club Penguin Rewritten, and multiple others out there!
they are all fake!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:54:32 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 08:51:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:41:12 PM
Penguins! Penguins!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/club-penguin-rewritten/images/5/58/Penguin-band.png/revision/latest?cb=20190607185000)
No! club penguin is dead!
It is not! There's still Club Penguin Rewritten, and multiple others out there!
they are all fake!
They aren't! They use the same code, and because everybody's a member for free are arguably better than the original. The only problem is that now you can't get the data from your old accounts, meaning the millions of coins I had on Club Penguin are eternally lost.
Spoiler
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 09:18:08 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:54:32 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 08:51:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:41:12 PM
Penguins! Penguins!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/club-penguin-rewritten/images/5/58/Penguin-band.png/revision/latest?cb=20190607185000)
No! club penguin is dead!
It is not! There's still Club Penguin Rewritten, and multiple others out there!
they are all fake!
They aren't! They use the same code, and because everybody's a member for free are arguably better than the original. The only problem is that now you can't get the data from your old accounts, meaning the millions of coins I had on Club Penguin are eternally lost.
you were on club penguin too?!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 08:43:34 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 04, 2020, 08:25:08 PM
How can you argue over ducks and mayonnaise when The Great Penguin Commander (may she live forever) has returned? The next twenty pages should be filled with us all telling her how wonderful she is and how much we've missed her.
No it shouldn't. She killed me.
Oh. Good for her. All the more reason to appreciate her.
Jarky?
Of course! Who else would I be talking about?
she is the key!!!
Where did the Penguin Commander part come from?
Jarky.
She led the Giant Antarctic Penguins (may they live forever) and I led the Hoiho and Little Blue Penguins (may they also live forever) and, together, we formed an army. She was Supreme Commander and I was SlightlyLessInfluentialButStillPrettyPowerful Commander.
*makes Teer a Slibsppcotpa bage*
That sounds really cool.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 05, 2020, 07:58:56 AM
She led the Giant Antarctic Penguins (may they live forever) and I led the Hoiho and Little Blue Penguins (may they also live forever) and, together, we formed an army. She was Supreme Commander and I was SlightlyLessInfluentialButStillPrettyPowerful Commander.
That's... quite the title.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 10:39:55 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 09:18:08 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:54:32 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 08:51:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:41:12 PM
Penguins! Penguins!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/club-penguin-rewritten/images/5/58/Penguin-band.png/revision/latest?cb=20190607185000)
No! club penguin is dead!
It is not! There's still Club Penguin Rewritten, and multiple others out there!
they are all fake!
They aren't! They use the same code, and because everybody's a member for free are arguably better than the original. The only problem is that now you can't get the data from your old accounts, meaning the millions of coins I had on Club Penguin are eternally lost.
you were on club penguin too?!
Yes, I was. Those were good days.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 05, 2020, 02:24:28 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 05, 2020, 07:58:56 AM
She led the Giant Antarctic Penguins (may they live forever) and I led the Hoiho and Little Blue Penguins (may they also live forever) and, together, we formed an army. She was Supreme Commander and I was SlightlyLessInfluentialButStillPrettyPowerfulCommanderOfTheLittleBluePenguins (may they live forever) .
That's... quite the title.
Fixed.
Quote from: Booklover on March 05, 2020, 05:40:24 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 10:39:55 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 09:18:08 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:54:32 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 08:51:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 08:41:12 PM
Penguins! Penguins!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/club-penguin-rewritten/images/5/58/Penguin-band.png/revision/latest?cb=20190607185000)
No! club penguin is dead!
It is not! There's still Club Penguin Rewritten, and multiple others out there!
they are all fake!
They aren't! They use the same code, and because everybody's a member for free are arguably better than the original. The only problem is that now you can't get the data from your old accounts, meaning the millions of coins I had on Club Penguin are eternally lost.
you were on club penguin too?!
Yes, I was. Those were good days.
Yeah...I...
I loved you club penguin..
So did I. Until most things became member only.
yeah...
But now the remakes are free!
I can't find them :'(
Just search Club Penguin Rewritten or Club Penguin Online or the name of one of the other remakes.
my google thinks I'm to old for club penguin...
You are never too old for Club Penguin.
Remember the April Fool's day things? And the other events?
what does one do on the first of April?
Not celebrate New Year's Day.
okay, got it! thanks :)
That was seriously how April Fool's Day started. When they moved January and February from the end of the year to the start, some people still celebrated New Year's on April 1st (that is, celebrations began in March, and finished on April 1st). April 1st just so happens to be the birthday of Fred and George Weasley.
One of the early April Fool's day events on Club Penguin was the box world (home of orange puffles).
Spoiler
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/E6gClL-WMABqf0w1hkKXORKSy1k0tWcOvKI7wUy-MlebfcPjoqevCda2PBtuIo-zjzsbOhTOAFubb5y11pHnKmaE0K8pPyPJ3vJlnSlImjhRS4wu82YKVx5BGm5mx0dRlcRaGn68mVa6wr-9Df0PiMKMrH7v9k9tvoNAD7xgr9v4kIc)
O.o
I called one of my orange puffles Zany.
Aw!
Which was your favourite mini game?
I don't really game
But what's the point of playing Club Penguin without the mini games?
Oooh! in CP Ooops!
the ninjer one!
Card-Jitsu?
Yes!
Yep, that was a good one.
Original or the special ones that came later?
I HAD AN ACCOUNT LIKE 2009
At three?
^
yup.
FIVE PAGES. O_O
that's the point.
*Psots*
Really? Wow.
Poarwe
*stosP*
*Doesn't quote.*
*begins making fruit salad*
*Huddles next to Teer.*
Fruit salad? What's in this fruit salad?
Fruit, probably.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 01:41:00 AM
*Huddles next to Teer.*
Fruit salad? What's in this fruit salad?
So far, raspberries, apricots and some chopped apple. *puts fresh peach in* And peach.
*feels very tempted to sing 'Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy' from The Wiggles*
Hah!!
How, uh... how many gal-- litres are you making of the salad?
Only about forty to fifty litres. There aren't that many people here and I had some cheese toasties so I'm not that hungry.
Hmmm.....*Quickly works out how many litres I can take without Teer not having enough.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 01:52:40 AM
Hmmm.....*Quickly works out how many litres I can take without Teer not having enough.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 01:49:18 AM
Only about forty to fifty litres. There aren't that many people here and I had some cheese toasties so I'm not that hungry.
I have made allowance for other beasts to have some. *adds two punnets of strawberries to fruit salad*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 01:47:10 AM
How, uh... how many gal-- litres are you making of the salad?
Hehehe
you can say many things, unless you're dumb, in which case...I'm sorry...
*adds two-score mangoes, chopped up* (minus the pip/stone/whateveryoucallthethinginthemiddle)
*Adds a little vanilla pudding mix.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 06, 2020, 05:26:08 AM
you can say many things, unless you're dumb, in which case...I'm sorry...
Lol.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 09:47:56 AM
*adds two-score mangoes, chopped up* (minus the pip/stone/whateveryoucallthethinginthemiddle)
Mangoes!
*Eats all the fruit salad and everything that was put in it and on it. Falls asleep with a big ol' belly.*
40-50 litres of fruit salad? *runs away from Kade because he's probably going to be sick (that is, very sick)*
(Otterbadgers can eat a lot, hares don't have anything on us ;D)
bad Kadie!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 06, 2020, 05:35:31 PM
(Otterbadgers can eat a lot, hares don't have anything on us ;D)
Can they eat a lot a lot?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 06, 2020, 05:31:02 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 01:18:07 PM
*Adds a little vanilla pudding mix.*
why?
Well, it
WAS to make it taste good. We used it when we made fruit salad, and it tasted delicious.
Unfortunately, Kade has eaten it and is about to be sick, because he ate so much, so quickly. Probably a world record.
*posts*
*performs the hiemlich maneuver on Kade*
Hey! Don't steal peoples' signature moves! :laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 07, 2020, 05:52:55 AM
Hey! Don't steal peoples' signature moves! :laugh:
He ate my fruit salad. All forty eight litres of it, I might add. It was a justified action.
*moves away* You're going to make him vomit. Stop!
*hemlocking (or whatever it's called) maneuver intensifies*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 07, 2020, 06:00:20 AM
*moves away* You're going to make him vomit. Stop!
Na, that's my thing.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 06:03:22 AM
*hemlocking (or whatever it's called) maneuver intensifies*
(Heimlich :laugh:)
*Wakes up.* Oh, hey Teer. Thanks, the tummy massage is really helping this digest!
O_O
*shakes Kade up and down several times, then throws him down the hill and into the river*
Hey!
Grass. *begins making another fruit salad, this time with a force-field surrounding me, the fruit salad and the ingredients*
Bye guys. I may or may not be back after dinner. ^-^
Yum. Enjoy the hamburgers.
(Bye Eb ^-^)
*Calls out as he slowly sinks into the river.*
Ruuuuude.
*doesn't look up from chopping mangoes* It was rude eating my fruit salad.
It was rude eating me.
*Sinks the rest of the way into the water.*
*trys to pull Kade out of the river*
*uses magic to pull Kade out of the river and deposit him on opposite bank. At my signal, a dozen penguins appear and start drying him off (with blow dryers) while one presents him with a mug of spiced hot chocolate*
I'm annoyed at you for eating my fruit salad but you're still my friend and I'm not going to let you catch a cold. Sorry I'm too busy to dry you with my fire breath. Little blue penguins are surprisingly good at fluffing fur so their work should meet your satisfaction.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 06:21:35 AM
Yum. Enjoy the hamburgers.
Oh. My. Gosh. How did you know we had burgers for dinner?! That's scary.
your Mum came over.
Oh. That's slightly less scary. They were absolutely delicious, by the way.
Taniwha just know these things. We have a very good sense of smell and Mum's cooking is easy to pick up, it smells so good. Tell your mum she's an amazing cook.
Man, now I want burgers -_-
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 06:49:24 AM
Spoiler
*uses magic to pull Kade out of the river and deposit him on opposite bank. At my signal, a dozen penguins appear and start drying him off (with blow dryers) while one presents him with a mug of spiced hot chocolate*
I'm annoyed at you for eating my fruit salad but you're still my friend and I'm not going to let you catch a cold. Sorry I'm too busy to dry you with my fire breath. Little blue penguins are surprisingly good at fluffing fur so their work should meet your satisfaction.
*Has now turned into a giant fluffball.* Quite so, quite so. And I do apologize for my behavior earlier. Is there anything I can do to make up for it?
Make more fruit salad.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 07, 2020, 06:56:05 AM
Man, now I want burgers -_-
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 06:49:24 AM
Spoiler
*uses magic to pull Kade out of the river and deposit him on opposite bank. At my signal, a dozen penguins appear and start drying him off (with blow dryers) while one presents him with a mug of spiced hot chocolate*
I'm annoyed at you for eating my fruit salad but you're still my friend and I'm not going to let you catch a cold. Sorry I'm too busy to dry you with my fire breath. Little blue penguins are surprisingly good at fluffing fur so their work should meet your satisfaction.
*Has now turned into a giant fluffball.* Quite so, quite so. And I do apologize for my behavior earlier. Is there anything I can do to make up for it?
You could get some bowls. I only have two and there are more than two beasts currently present. *has finished fruit salad* I accidentally made too much. Will you have room for seconds?
*The fluffball nods.* There is always room for seconds ;D
*Conjures up a relatively large stack of bowls, unsure how many will actually be needed, and brings them over to Teer.*
Sweet, thanks. *dishes up fruit salad for everybeast and hands it to them*
Thank you! *Eats the fruit salad, bowl and all.*
O_O
I mean, he provided the bowl so I guess he'd know what it's made out of. Maybe it was actually a brandy basket or something.
*eats the fruit salad* Mmmm, very nice. Any more?
*Is quite literally inhaling the fruit salad.*
Why?
*It's delish.*
That can't be good for you.
*Finishes second bowl and gets a third.*
It's FRUIT. How can it not be good?
Fruit contains naturally occurring sugars. Vegetables would be better. And you can't live on just fruit.
1. Cane sugar is also naturally occurring.
2. Fruit sugars break down easily.
3. Then, it would just be salad. Which is different.
4. I don't. There is some meat and vegetables in there too.
And carbohydrates?
They often come from those groups, yes.
Fun Fact: None of these things belong in your lungs!
^
There go my plans for tomorrow.
*Becomes worried for Russa's health.*
*spluters*
*laughs*
that's not very nice!
Isn't it? When was being happy a crime? If you must know, I was laughing because I was thinking of something funny from a book.
*rolls eyes*
oh, sorry... I didn't intend to upset you.. sorry..
Oh, I did, I did, ME!
*blinks*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 07, 2020, 08:09:45 PM
oh, sorry... I didn't intend to upset you.. sorry..
Don't worry, I was joking. Probably.
:-\
Don't make faces.
:P :P
>:D >:D
*Throws boulders at the bad children.*
Stop being bad children now, ya hear?!
*Kills bad people.* Stop being bad people!
You don't have to worry about them being bad anymore.... or even being people, now that I think about it.
Mm.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 07, 2020, 09:50:23 PM
*Throws boulders at the bad children.*
Stop being bad children now, ya hear?!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 08, 2020, 12:20:35 AM
*Kills bad people.* Stop being bad people!
Well, that escalated.
*would give Booklover another bowl of fruit salad but she just got killed by Skarzs so she won't be able to enjoy it*
no, Skarz only killed bad people! Bookie is not bad!
The evidence suggests otherwise.
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11087.30
Blah, blah, blah. The fact is, "She is dead. (Or was, an hour or go. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out)"
As far as I can tell, I'm alive.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 08, 2020, 12:20:35 AM
*Kills bad people.* Stop being bad people!
Doesn't killing make you a bad person? Even if we may be alive now, the intent was there. Does that mean you had to kill yourself as well?
Found this on another thread:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 08, 2020, 02:06:24 PM
My, what a good child.
Referring to Lass.
That was posted well after the fact, and was not referencing yourself. Also, killing doesn't automatically make one a bad person.
So, given none of us actually did anything nearly as bad as killing, we aren't bad people.
Kade is... not the best role model.
Hah!
I'm a great role model.
Also, I didn't kill anyone.
Uhhh... I don't think so. Even if you didn't kill anyone then, I'm sure you have in the past (on this forum, not in real life).
I can't think of any instances where I have, at least.
Well, I'm not going through all your posts to find out.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 08, 2020, 03:22:27 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 08, 2020, 01:50:06 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 07, 2020, 09:50:23 PM
*Throws boulders at the bad children.*
Stop being bad children now, ya hear?!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 08, 2020, 12:20:35 AM
*Kills bad people.* Stop being bad people!
Well, that escalated.
I was only copying Kade.
I kinda guessed as much, but still...
Quote from: Booklover on March 08, 2020, 03:39:18 PM
Uhhh... I don't think so. Even if you didn't kill anyone then, I'm sure you have in the past (on this forum, not in real life).
I'm glad you clarified that. ^-^
Waaa?
Slackers!
You're right.
You two hush.
She's right, though.
Can it really be considered slacking if you're making a conscious decision to do anything (everything) but kill?
*is uncomprehending*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 09, 2020, 04:15:03 PM
Can it really be considered slacking if you're making a conscious decision to do anything (everything) but kill?
I meant as far as posting.
o.O
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 09, 2020, 06:25:28 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 09, 2020, 04:15:03 PM
Can it really be considered slacking if you're making a conscious decision to do anything (everything) but kill?
I meant as far as posting.
Ah. I mean, I think I'm doing pretty well, post count wise. Just haven't been on this forum as long as some :laugh:
man, if only cellar post counted...
You young whippersnappers post more than we old timers do.
you haven't been on here long either.
No, but I've been on longer than almost all the other new members.
(Almost wrote memebers. Hah!)
XD
I'm a memeber!
Quite so, Lass, quite so.
I would not make a very good meme...
What makes you say that?
I'm just not a funny person :laugh: I find many things funny, but I'm not good at making people laugh.
...I just now realized ya'll spelled it "memeber" -_-
PUNS!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 09, 2020, 07:23:30 PM
...I just now realized ya'll spelled it "memeber" -_-
That's what happens when your fingers want to type on their own.
MUST... TYPE... MEME....
MUST... RESIST... TEMP-TATION...!!
CAN...NOT...!!!!!
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
Me me.
yes, you.
Yes.
now for a Hoi!
So, does anyone have anything fun planned for this week?
as far as I know, yes.
Like what?
planing for my little sisters ball, watching Hoiho get stuck in lampshades, chating with all you cool people, fencing, mineing, and maybe more.
That's cool.
and you?
Not a lot. Most of the things I had planned to do this week I did today.
Got my permit, got registered to vote, sent my watch off to get it repaired. I still need to figure out how to fix my rifle, and get my pellet gun sighted in, but there are other days. I should also look for a game engine that supports my distro, get a different email account, and get an image host account to upload pics to my Orchards topic. But, as I said, there are other days.
Happy birthday!
Not yet. But thanks. :) How'd find my birthday anyway?
Verdauga is 18.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 09, 2020, 11:48:30 PM
Not yet. But thanks. :) How'd find my birthday anyway?
Hehehehe...okay...
*is killed by Teer*
Cool, I guess.
Yeah!
;D
Wow.
Wow?
Stop parroting me.
wut.
It was a question, meaning "Why are you 'Wow'-ing?"
Why not?
One usually "Wow"s for a reason.
Usually.
*Begins digging.*
*grabs pic-axe*
*Digs more.*
*drops a grape on Kade*
*Eats said grape out of the air.*
*helps kade dig*
*drops a pineapple on Kade*
*Eats said pineapple out of the air.*
Thanks for the help Lass!
*has run out of things to drop on Kade*
*Throws a watermelon up to Eb.* Try this!
*has dug a small hobbit hole*
*dogeis fruit*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 10, 2020, 04:29:02 AM
*Drops a durian fruit on Kade.*
*Zaps the fruit from existence.* No stinky fruit please.
*catches watermelon* Watermelons are too good to drop on people. *cuts the watermelon into pieces and shares with Lass*
Thanks! I love watermelon! *eats some watermelon still diging*
*gives Kade some watermelon*
*starts making up a mining song*
*is very annoyed* And you guys are still slackers.
>:D
It's not funny. *brainwashes everybeast*
*brain was already clean, so rewashing it did nothing*
You don't count.
*crys*
*comforts Lass*
*sobs* y-you are a meany frog!! *snifs*
I didn't appreciate your actions and needed to undo the damage. By 'everybeast', I meant all the ones that don't know me in real life. (You, Eb and The Cap'n are people, not beasts)
still.
*continues comforting Lass* Kade's better at this than me.
*is trying not to sob again*
. . .
food?
No. Member.
nope, memeber!
That works
MmmHm! ;D
Nyehehehehehe!
do you breath?
Occasionally. I find it rather bothersome though.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 09:52:14 AM
*continues comforting Lass* Kade's better at this than me.
Am I? I'll take that as a compliment ^_^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 05:23:47 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 10, 2020, 04:29:02 AM
*Drops a durian fruit on Kade.*
*Zaps the fruit from existence.* No stinky fruit please.
Unfortunately, the stench has already permeated through this entire topic.
You still haven't explained how you found my birthday. (I mean, you probably chacked the calendar, but I didn't know anyone did that.
If you have it in your profile, it will show up on upcoming birthdays.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 09, 2020, 06:41:50 PM
No, but I've been on longer than almost all the other new members.
(Almost wrote memebers. Hah!)
You've been on for less than me. Admittedly only a few hours, and I wasn't very active at the start, but my account is older than yours.
I do have it on my profile, but it isn't showing up on the forum home page.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 10, 2020, 01:33:31 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 05:23:47 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 10, 2020, 04:29:02 AM
*Drops a durian fruit on Kade.*
*Zaps the fruit from existence.* No stinky fruit please.
Unfortunately, the stench has already permeated through this entire topic.
Daaaaaarn YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
*sniffs* Drama queen much!
Well maybe you like stinky fruit, but I don't!
I wouldn't say I like it but it's not that bad, especially when you can just close your nose and forget about it.
-_-
I deny your position on this matter.
I deny your denunciation on this matter.
Hehehe
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 06:58:45 PM
I deny your denunciation on this matter.
You denunciation denial is implied by your original stance. Your previous comment is unnecessary and devoid of information.
Wow, now that's over, what are we diging?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 07:06:53 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 06:58:45 PM
I deny your denunciation on this matter.
You denunciation denial is implied by your original stance. Your previous comment is unnecessary and devoid of information.
I did not intend to impart information on your personage.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 07:11:47 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 07:06:53 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 06:58:45 PM
I deny your denunciation on this matter.
You denunciation denial is implied by your original stance. Your previous comment is unnecessary and devoid of information.
Nor did you intend, nor are you
able, madam.
Gaaaah!
Oh, I'm able, alright. I just choose not to demonstrate my abilities for the likes of you.
Your words cut deep, and I do apologize, but I'm not inclined to believe you. Your statement has no basis.
*blinks*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 07:17:36 PM
Your words cut deep, and I do apologize, but I'm not inclined to believe you. Your statement has no basis.
I will leave you to think that and go share my knowledge with those who deserve it.
My heart, MY HEART! *Clutches at his chest before falling over limply.* My heart....
Oh, how terrible. You seem to be having a heart attack. *performs CPR on Kade*
*The poor Otterbadger is unresponsive.*
*This woukd be the perfect rime to ise the Heimlich maneuvre.*
(You got a little excited there :laugh:)
(The typos? I'm on my phone.)
(Ah, gotcha)
*wakes Kade up*
*prepares to poke Lass*
*beats Booklover to it and pokes Lass*
This is actually quite dire. If you die, Kade, I will cry on your fluff. *keeps doing CPR*
*The power of fluffy boys shines within you...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 07:57:55 PM
*beats Booklover to it and pokes Lass*
This is actually quite dire. If you die, Kade, I will cry on your fluff. *keeps doing CPR*
Heimlich manoeuvre!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 07:59:10 PM
*The power of fluffy boys shines within you...
I think that's fluffy men. *is still doing CPR on Kade*
Noooooo! I've been poked!
*is getting tired but keeps doing CPR anyway*
Here, I'll take over.
*Continues administering first aid.*
*dumps ice on Kade*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 07:59:10 PM
*The power of fluffy boys shines within you...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 08:04:45 PM
I think that's fluffy men.
*The power of fluff swells within the Otterbadger's chest.* I. AM. ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!
your welcome.
*Kade yells right next to my ear.*
Yay! *hugs Kade* I didn't mean it. You definitely deserve my knowledge, not that I have much of it.
*Returns the hug.* Awww, that's ok ^-^
*happily eats some fruit salad*
There's still fruit salad left?
Yes.
Sweet. *Eats another bowl.*
Glad to see your appetite wasn't affected by your little adventure.
I made fruit salad just yesterday, too...
I made fruit salad about a week ago. It was rather delicious.
In all honesty, how can it not be?
Good point.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 09:26:52 PM
In all honesty, how can it not be?
by the power of Teer, that's how.
Something tells me she isn't a bad cook.
she is a great cook, and she makes really yum crumble...unless... she has a book...in witch case her cooking is a lump of charcoal.
Heh
Hmm?
I still smell the durian fruit.
good for you.
FIVE WHOLE PAGES GUYS. -_-
Trying to make it by new years :laugh:
Teer is trying to explain shipping to Mum XD
Pffffft, I'm sure that's going well XD
Mum was a bit worryed...
No doubt.
so if I ever get shiped, I'll just get Mum to join...
Why, Teer? Why?
Oh, were you involved in their discussion?
No, thankfully. But just now somebeast (either Lass or Teer) mentioned you, and their mum asked 'Who's husband is he again?' and I died on the floor.
HAH
It's public knowledge now :laugh:
Indeed.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 11, 2020, 05:47:28 AM
No, thankfully. But just now somebeast (either Lass or Teer) mentioned you, and their mum asked 'Who's husband is he again?' and I died on the floor.
XD
THAT IS THE PERFECT WAY TO SAY WHAT YOU DID!
Yes, that's why I said it.
(-_-)
I find this whole thing amusing.
Mm.
;D
Mum finds it amusing too. I think, if Lass invited her onto the forum, she'd probably sign up as Mrs. Bennet and be one of the most active torturers congratulators.
Lol. You guys are all going to get grounded.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 08:28:30 AM
Mum finds it amusing too. I think, if Lass invited her onto the forum, she'd probably sign up as Mrs. Bennet and be one of the most active torturers congratulators.
Now that would be imteresting. We could always use some backup ;D
Your family could conquer the forum, pretty much.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 08:28:30 AM
Mum finds it amusing too. I think, if Lass invited her onto the forum, she'd probably sign up as Mrs. Bennet and be one of the most active torturers congratulates.
*decides to invite Dad insted*
Why not both? That way you'll be one step closer to dominating the forums.
but...I don't want to dominat the forum!
Ok ok, one step closer to enabling Teer to dominate the forums.
>_>
*Psots.*
Good on ya, mate.
By your parents, for getting married without their permission :laugh:
Eh, they won't mind too much. Besides, if they did mind, I'd be on dishes duty, not grounded. I've never been grounded and I don't even know what the term means, exactly. (I've got a vague idea, but no more than that)
Means your aren't allowed to go out and do things. You're confined to the house (or your room) and aren't allowed to hang out with friends. Also sometimes means you aren't allowed to use certain electronics. In the end though, the length and severity is dependent on the parent (or whoever happens to be grounding you, I suppose :laugh:)
Ah, I see. It doesn't sound so bad. Nobeast can ban you from using your imagination and boredom is good for a beast.
'Cept it lasts for extended amounts of time, like, weeks or months.
I could last weeks or months on my imagination.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 09:28:36 PM
'Cept it lasts for extended amounts of time, like, weeks or months.
I'd just draw, and play with my birbs...
Besides, you'd also have plenty of schoolwork to keep you occupied, I would think.
yup! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, most young 'uns over here wouldn't fare quite that well ;D
well, Mum said that she had no need to ground us, witch made me very happy ^-^
We're you worried that she would? What did you do?
I just asked how it would play out, as I have never been grouned irl...
Ah, well ya'll seem like good chooks, so I doubt she's had much reason to do so.
Yeah, we can be very cheeky at times but we do try to be well-behaved and generally lighten her load, as much as possible. (Though we all get frustrated from time to time)
Besides, if mum grounds us, she can't send us to the supermarket to get a random ingredient she doesn't have and, especially if we're confined to our rooms, we can't help with the housework or cooking. (Plus she'll have to walk the dogs and feed the birds and such)
On the whole, it's her she'd be punishing, not us, so she doesn't really see the point to it. If we've been naughty, she'll find a job for us to do or, if she's really annoyed and happens to be baking, she'll give us The Spoon.
Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN
The Spoon sounds terrible, indeed.
*Writes in text.*
Lies!
*Lies in text.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Has been defeated.*
*Gets up.*
*Stands in text.*
I don't like this.
*You shouldn't.*
*This was purely intextional.*
(http://funnyismcontent.s3.amazonaws.com/ab454563-34ef-4be6-b20b-75b7cb7a2864.gif)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 12, 2020, 03:44:23 PM
*You shouldn't.*
*This was purely intextional.*
I'm missing something.
*Rimshots play in the background.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 11, 2020, 06:45:20 PM
*Psots.*
Typo intended or just a consequence of using your phone?
As for being grounded, I wouldn't really mind either. If I got restricted from using electronics I always have books, much as I'd miss the forum. However, I don't plan on doing anything to get me grounded.
The typographical error was intentional.
Oh. Not intextional?
It was.
I see.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 12, 2020, 02:46:58 AM
Ah, well ya'll seem like good chooks, so I doubt she's had much reason to do so.
Aww! that makes me fell even more happy!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok link=topic=11236.msg733860#msg733860 date=1584019/297
Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN
The Spoon sounds terrible, indeed.
it's not.
What is The Spoon?
Likely a large wooden object used to apply force to the seat of one's trousers.
we haven't done something that bad for years!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 12, 2020, 05:42:27 PM
Likely a large wooden object used to apply force to the seat of one's trousers.
So, it's used for spankings then. My mom had a paddle that she used.
Ouch...
;)
Luckily, I'm too large for my mother to use the paddle now.
She could just get a bigger paddle.
Or learn how to sail.
Hah!
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 07:01:42 PM
She could just get a bigger paddle.
Or learn how to sail.
Don't you mean "
OAR learn how to sail"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH*dies*
*Applauds*
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 07:01:42 PM
She could just get a bigger paddle.
Or learn how to sail.
Haha! why is this so funny!? :laugh:
Or ore? Or or?
Or o'er?
Nah, that's pronounced like a cross between 'over' and 'oher'
Maybe o'er there it is.
Oh. Not where you are?
...
what?
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 07:26:40 PM
Oh. Not where you are?
Yeah, whenever I've heard it pronounced, it's always sounded exactly like "or".
Lock
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 12, 2020, 07:43:14 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 07:26:40 PM
Oh. Not where you are?
Yeah, whenever I've heard it pronounced, it's always sounded exactly like "or".
Huh. Strange.
This
Quote from: Verdauga on March 12, 2020, 05:42:27 PM
Likely a large wooden object used to apply force to the seat of one's trousers.
I like the way you put that, but no,
The Spoon is usually covered in something (often banana cake mixture) and we need to wash it. With our tongues.
>_>
lies.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 13, 2020, 02:09:51 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 12, 2020, 05:42:27 PM
Likely a large wooden object used to apply force to the seat of one's trousers.
I like the way you put that, but no, The Spoon is usually covered in something (often banana cake mixture) and we need to wash it. With our tongues.
Uh, well, uh... well described.
That sounds delicious.
*throws Ebby in the lake then runs*
Dearie me.
*is runing away*
*is pretending to drown*
*is pretending to save Ebby*
*Is pretending to not be dying.*
*swims away from Lass because she was the one who threw me into the lake*
-_-
I'm on the other side of the lake.
She was pretending from really far away.
Yup.
Ah. *is still pretending to drown*
Dearie me.
*Wades out to Eb and hoists her on his shoulders before wading back to shore.*
Shallow lake, that.
you are just flat.
*has gone completely stiff*
Yes. F-L-A-T: flat.
Yisssss!
*Sets Eb down.*
I don't get it.
Hehehe! you flat go splat!!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 13, 2020, 05:00:07 AM
*Sets Eb down.*
I don't get it.
I think she might be making slurs on your singing skills, which is rather rude, considering your singing is amazing.
Be nice, Lass.
nope, Kadie go splat, then flat when splated!!
Why would I go splat? Because I picked up Eb? Now that's rude :laugh:
yes.
Ach...
I am in full agreement with Hiag.
how?
Ebby tries to blackmail us by killing herself. It's quite funny.
Hah!
And you enjoy disemboweling weasels.
*kills Teer*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 13, 2020, 02:09:51 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 12, 2020, 05:42:27 PM
Likely a large wooden object used to apply force to the seat of one's trousers.
I like the way you put that, but no, The Spoon is usually covered in something (often banana cake mixture) and we need to wash it. With our tongues.
What's better, eating the cake or licking the spoon?
Terrible, terrible. Only two or three pages when I was gone (in fairness, while I could have been on I was trying to coordinate writing a collaborative fanfiction with my friend).
I'm sorry Bookie, I tryed...
Don't worry, it's better progress than we were making two weeks ago.
Ach again...
Hmm?
Ach again again...
what happend?
Ach....
,':i
Ach indeed...
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Ewwww!
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yissse!
Look up "Cursed Images" and you will not be disappointed.
You will be scared.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 14, 2020, 09:28:38 PM
(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/apm14x9_700b.jpg)
I showed this to my little brother and he liked it.
Lass is slacking.
Eh?
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 14, 2020, 11:46:08 PM
Look up "Cursed Images" and you will not be disappointed.
You will be scared.
erm, then maybe I shouldn't do that...
I decided to be a contributing member of society.
Pfffft! ✡🔯🕎✝👹💩😺do you want some more random emojis?!
Kill all the emojis. With fire.
Spoiler
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Oh. Ah... good job... I think?
you're welcome.
Shame on you.
why?
Welcome is a term used when you are inviting a beast to join you for something ('You're welcome to join us') or when introducing them to a new place ('Welcome to New Zealand'). It should not be used to accept somebeast's gratitude.
Do you like climbing trees?
I opened the spoiler and it froze my phone.
Yeah, my laptop didn't particularly like it either.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 15, 2020, 05:18:55 AM
I opened the spoiler and it froze my phone.
>:D
that's the point!
*puts plate on bench*
*puts bread on said plate*
*puts butter on said bread*
*puts mayo on top*
*puts cucumber on top*
*adds some tomato*
*adds capsicum*
*splats a heap of cheese on top*
*eats pile of food and starts again*
:o
you just ate a plate U_U
Your point is?
*puts another plate on the bench*
*is grumpy at Teer*
*is perfectly happy and oblivious to Lass' negative emotions*
*vomits on plate*
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Happy birthday!
Thanks. I need to go walk the dogs now.
*rolls eyes* bye.
See ya.
really?! when!?
Ah... when I get home from the dog walk.
oh...okay..
Bye.
bye bye byyyye!
Goodbye.
you will be missed..
Ooh, thanks.
that's alright..
Navaer. (I think that's spelled correctly)
I didn't say welcome! ARE YOU PROUD OF MEE?!
Yes, very proud of you indeed.
*is happy*
That's good. I really need to go walk the dogs.
*sighs* bye..
*hugs Lass* I won't be gone for long. Bye.
*hugs Teer back* can I come?
Sure.
Sweet as a nutmeat!
Ten pages? Ten whole pages?
;D
Is it Teer's birthday?
nope, just a "in" joke...
Fair enough.
I've gota go do the dishis..see ya soon!
Why does the banner at the top say 'all seems normal'?
*shrugs* maybe Daniel got bored..
Hmmm. Maybe they're plotting something. April Fool's, perhaps.How to win at CAHAPBAMP
NINE PAGES.
Of one letter posts. If that isn't spam, what is?
Have you seen the forum game where they made up what spam stood for?
Edit: it was actually a Cellars thing. http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=2402.msg106939#msg106939
I might have skimmed it, but now I can't ignore it.
Quote from: Booklover on March 15, 2020, 10:43:16 AM
Why does the banner at the top say 'all seems normal'?
Hmm. Now it says 'there's a new event being set up; things are going to look weird. This is going to be a little different from the normal events on the forum, so we hope you like it.'
I feel like the mods are going to enjoy us puzzling out what that means more than the actual event itself.
Quote from: 'Dumbo' (according to Boss Hayes) on March 15, 2020, 03:17:31 PM
Of one letter posts. If that isn't spam, what is?
we were saying something ya know ;D ;D ;D
Stupid, pointless, annoying messages.
They did have a point, I suppose.
Not much of one...
True. But a point, nonetheless.
Quote from: Booklover on March 15, 2020, 07:45:02 PM
Stupid, pointless, annoying messages.
They did have a point, I suppose.
*grins evily*
So, enjoying the event?
I have to say I only found the one in Fan Art as a piece of luck.
oh?
I won't explain, yet. In case people are still searching.
I actually knew it was [REDACTED} but I couldn't find the topic :D Ze Ztwess, it got me.
Heh, okay...
I couldn't remember which artist it was, I just knew who it wasn't. XD
I saw the Art Gallery marked as unread, so I clicked on it. Then I scrolled down and recognised the image, so clicked on the link.
I love the art threads!
Can somebeast explain to me what's going on?
I don't think soo... ;D
*sighs*
Boss Hayes somehow took over the forum! Tammo could only hide clues to the other boards, which Boss locked us out of! Now he (Hayes) is sending goons after us in the roleply board!
Ah, it all makes perfect sense now. Thank you.
You are welcome. :D
*gets a plate out of the cupboard and starts making a sandwich* Can't kill lizards in an empty stomach now, can we?
Ooooooooh what kinda sandwich?
Salad sandwich.
Peanut butter.
And cheese.
Und remember a zoide o' Oyzterz az vell!
And waffles!
:-X
that's Ewww!
Quite the mixture. O.O
None of the above. It has mayo, lettuce, cucumber, capsicum and tomato.
every time! ;)
Of course. Most sandwiches can be varied, but the salad sandwich is sacred. (as much as a sandwich can be sacred, anyway)
we need to get a move on! ;D
Of course! *packs sandwiches into a cooler bag,shoulders taiha and looks at Lass* Ready?
No.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 01:38:27 AM
Of course! *packs sandwiches into a cooler bag,shoulders taiha and looks at Lass* Ready?
*covers eyes with my paws*
*grones*
What?
you know full well.
Just because we got a decent amount done yesterday doesn't mean we can slack off today. Get back to work!
*Whimpers.*
*cracks whip* Obey me this instant!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2020, 04:02:56 AM
*Whimpers.*
I never thorght the day would come when I'd see that post..
Yeah, from otherbeasts, maybe, but from Skarzs? *shakes head*
what did you do to him? and how?
I don't know. I just found a really cool song that I think
@Booklover would enjoy.
'Some said his head was full of stones,
Some said 'twas full of muck,
But I tell you, that wasn't true,
Oh Dingle was a brainy duck!
He knew history and geography,
Read books from front to back,
But the poor little fellow with his webs so yellow
All he could say was Quack!
Oh geese go honk and sparrows tweet,
I suppose jackdaws shout Jack,
But the cleverest bird you've ever heard
Was the duck who just went Quack!
One day there came a cunning fox,
Who said "I'm Doctor Black,"
And all the ducks believed he was,
Til Dingle called him Quack!
Oh Quack Quack Quack! Quack Quack Quack!
Brave Dingle Quacked and raved,
So the ducks jumped Quackly in the pond,
And from that fox were saved.
If you ever meet dear Dingle,
Good manners he won't lack,
Just shake his wing and ear him sing
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack!'
There have been plenty of mean beasts on this forum and you've never whimpered at them.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 04:48:05 AM
I don't know. I just found a really cool song that I think @Booklover would enjoy.
'Some said his head was full of stones,
Some said 'twas full of muck,
But I tell you, that wasn't true,
Oh Dingle was a brainy duck!
He knew history and geography,
Read books from front to back,
But the poor little fellow with his webs so yellow
All he could say was Quack!
Oh geese go honk and sparrows tweet,
I suppose jackdaws shout Jack,
But the cleverest bird you've ever heard
Was the duck who just went Quack!
One day there came a cunning fox,
Who said "I'm Doctor Black,"
And all the ducks believed he was,
Til Dingle called him Quack!
Oh Quack Quack Quack! Quack Quack Quack!
Brave Dingle Quacked and raved,
So the ducks jumped Quackly in the pond,
And from that fox were saved.
If you ever meet dear Dingle,
Good manners he won't lack,
Just shake his wing and ear him sing
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack!'
WERE DID YOU FIND THAT?!
I think it's in one of the Redwall books. Not sure which, though.
Yeah, the taggerung.
I JUST TAKE A COUPLE DAYS OFF FROM THE FORUM AND EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING
Hey, it's not that bad. I mean, we're being attacked by a rattlesnake, but we're winning easily!
I just wish he scaled things down a bit.
Yeah, the suddenness really rattled us.
And now we're fighting tooth and fang.
Shouldn't that have been fang and nail (claw)?
I've actually heard tooth and fang used, so...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 01:06:14 PM
I JUST TAKE A COUPLE DAYS OFF FROM THE FORUM AND EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING
Sorry, Kade. Next time you leave us we'll just wallow in misery and barely post at all.
As you should ^-^
Good morning to ya, by the by
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 01:06:14 PM
I JUST TAKE A COUPLE DAYS OFF FROM THE FORUM AND EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING
Don't lie.
Which part?
*'az an idea* Vot if ve drezz Bozz Hayes up az a Chicken viz a Cat In Ze 'at 'at?
It seems he just snakes his way around life
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 07:38:19 PM
As you should ^-^
Good morning to ya, by the by
Good morning to ee. How was your sleep?
Quote from: 'Exiled' (by Boss Hayes) on March 16, 2020, 07:55:23 PM
*'az an idea* Vot if ve drezz Bozz Hayes up az a Chicken viz a Cat In Ze 'at 'at?
Good idea.
(https://i.imgur.com/axb0jNh.png)
Hahaha!
HIAG's idea, not mine. All credit to him (plus whoever took that photo).
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 08:27:58 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 07:38:19 PM
As you should ^-^
Good morning to ya, by the by
Good morning to ee. How was your sleep?
Mmm, could have been better, but not terrible I suppose :laugh:
Good evening, all. How is your day so far?
Pwetty good.
Slaker!
Lass, that should have a c.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 08:44:57 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 07:38:19 PM
As you should ^-^
Good morning to ya, by the by
Good morning to ee. How was your sleep?
Mmm, could have been better, but not terrible I suppose :laugh:
Oh?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 16, 2020, 08:52:03 PM
Slaker!
Don't call people slackers, I'm sure we all work hard in our own way.
I think she may be referring to the fact that, in the last two days, there has been a pathetic amount of activity on this thread.
Well, I'm very sorry. It was locked by a rattle snake, and we tried knocking on the (purely theoretical) door, but he was rattling too loudly to hear.
You should be very sorry. The key was well and truly found yesterday morning.
I helped find it.
I'm really quite perturbed that I missed a large part of this -_-
I did too. All the keys were found by the time I gave in and decided to be lazy.
No?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 09:23:31 PM
I'm really quite perturbed that I missed a large part of this -_-
It was tense. I felt sorry for Tammo.
Yeah, poor little... whateverheis.
I think Tammo is a hare.
Oh, thanks.
*grins*
how do you all?
How: Very easily.
Do: Re.
You: You're talking about me here?
All: Ah, all the pasta.
?: I don't know.
(-_-)
you are a pain.
I know that.
Heh
Yes.
*Becomes bored. Pokes Teer.*
*becomes hugerry. eats Ebby*
HEIMLICH MANEUVER! *Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Lass.*
oh darn...
*swims*
Nuh uh.
*Heimlich maneuver is still activated.*
**EDIT**
On a completely separate note, apparently I missed all the ending stuff too, since I thought this event was going on 'till Wednesday and that the lizard fight was still ongoing -_-
Yaaaaaaaaay
I feel thy pain. I missed most of it too.
*Hugs Russa* It's ok, we can be sad together :'(
*Hugs Kade* *Is very sad*
I couldn't keep up. :P
I... also missed, like, all of it. *Joins the sadness hug*
That's what we get for not being on the forum 24/7 like some people.
Also, I like your pic, Amber. Very qute.
It was supposed to be a quick event - we were trying to compliment it with the very long events like in the Extravaganza. The Wednesday deadline was mostly there in case the event was a flop and nobody got to the end by then. I honestly expected it to be really close, but you guys absolutely flew through it.
By the way, I don't think you saw... Choose your ending (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11392.0)
Yeah, I did actually see that topic a little earlier.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2020, 02:18:45 AM
That's what we get for not being on the forum 24/7 like some people.
Also, I like your pic, Amber. Very qute.
Yeah, I don't get on as often. Also, thank you! ^_^
Quote from: Captain Tammo on March 17, 2020, 02:20:30 AM
By the way, I don't think you saw... Choose your ending (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11392.0)
Ah, I saw that, but since the thread of Big Boss being defeated was already up, I thought the voting had already taken place or something :laugh:
*hugs everybeast and then goes to see random link thingamijig*
So many pages. Why you do this to me?
Don't take it personally. We're just following our destiny.
I just saw what Lass did and I feel I should clarify something. *is not eaten*
Yeah, thanks to my heimlich maneuver. Your welcome.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 06:25:11 AM
I just saw what Lass did and I feel I should clarify something. *is not eaten*
Yes, some children have such vivid imaginations, don't they?
Vivid imaginations are, in general, a good thing. After all, there wouldn't be books without them.
Indeed.
Quote from: Booklover on March 17, 2020, 07:46:10 AM
Vivid imaginations are, in general, a good thing. After all, there wouldn't be books without them.
to true! :3
And then this forum wouldn't exist.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 17, 2020, 06:29:08 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 06:25:11 AM
I just saw what Lass did and I feel I should clarify something. *is not eaten*
Yes, some children have such vivid imaginations, don't they?
It's not imagination, it's schizophrenia and she must be treated in the Insane Asylum.
She appears to already be there, but who can treat her?
Nobody. It's so contagious that everyone on this forum who dares step anywhere near the Insane Asylum immediately becomes insane and therefore unable to treat other's insanity.
...Except ve av are already zae ve couldnae anyvay.
Quote from: Booklover on March 17, 2020, 06:04:39 PM
Nobody. It's so contagious that everyone on this forum who dares step anywhere near the Insane Asylum immediately becomes insane and therefore unable to treat other's insanity.
Except for me.
So he believes.
Vid ye loike a Rutabaga? It gaez major viz Nutella!
Me? I'm good, thanks though!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2020, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 17, 2020, 06:29:08 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 06:25:11 AM
I just saw what Lass did and I feel I should clarify something. *is not eaten*
Yes, some children have such vivid imaginations, don't they?
It's not imagination, it's schizophrenia and she must be treated in the Insane Asylum.
Heh, I'm already in a cell.
But nobody can treat you, because we're all insane and anyone who says otherwise must be really really insane.
Skarzs is made of stone. He can do whatever he wants.
Well, not whatever he wants.
You'd be surprised. He's very capable.
This is a smart lady.
Thanks.
*Due to the S.T.A. being active, a swarm of freshly caught cornish pixies enter the topic.*
*swats a cornish pastie, frowning* What's S.T.A.?
Spatial Transitional Apparatus. It's like a magic computer that simplifies the teleportation process, so it doesn't exhaust me nearly as much. Ambient interference allows others nearby to teleport as well.
Ah, cool. *grabs a pixie who's trying to mess up my hair* Don't you dare.
*Whips out Thomasbane and bats the pixie over to Kade.*
*The Otterbadger doesn't notice, as he was in the middle of yawning, and the pixie flies into his open mouth. Kade coughs a few times and swallows hard, clearing his throat.*
Did... did I just eat something?
*The Kade from the Spring Nameday thread also get's pulled over via the S.T.A.*
What the... how did I end up here?
*invites the two Kades from Seb's court house to the party*
*The Kade from the court house pops in.* Uh, why am I here?
*The Kade originally from the sheriff's office, then the court house, pops in.* Again with this?
Oh, you're here too?
*Waves at the two recently arrived Kades* This seems to be a thing now, guys.
*Is too busy trying to figure what he just swallowed to pay attention to the recent arrivals.*
Kade, you swallowed a cornish pixie/pastie (I think they're the same thing?). It's gluten free but it was fried in butter.
I ate a pixie? Is... that safe?
What's with you eating things lately dude?
This time wasn't on purpose! Besides, you're just as guilty!
Nah man, we're from other threads. We can't be held accountable for your actions.
*Wanders over to Teer.* ...Why?
Yeah, it's fine. There are plenty more here so one less shouldn't matter too much. I doubt her family will get offended.
Also, what?
there is one me, and like 45 of everybeast else, what is going on...
No, so far, I think the only clones are of Kade and, in this topic, there are only four copies of him.
for now....
Well, yes, you never can tell with bees.
*blinks*
I'm bored!
Should we do another ten page sentence?
cannot...
*points at the pixies* Immobulus! Immobulus!
Find an original thing to say.
*points Lass' finger at pixies* Shootalus, shootalus!
*dart shoots out of finger* Hay! that's my finger!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 10:14:17 AM
Find an original thing to say.
*points Lass' finger at pixies* Shootalus, shootalus!
Probably more effective than peskipiksi pesternomi, to be fair.
*Posts.*
Please lock. :)
*Unlocks all my doors and windows.*
*Enters Skarzs' home.*
BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.
Perhaps intrusion, but the doors and windows were left unlocked.
*Click click.*
Good to know you are locking them now.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Interesting abode.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Where's your bathroom?
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* This place could use some sprucing up.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* What's your wifi password?
Ach...I forgot about them...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 03:11:08 PM
Good to know you are locking them now.
You are now locked in here with me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 05:10:10 PM
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Interesting abode.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Where's your bathroom?
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* This place could use some sprucing up.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* What's your wifi password?
*Screams.* ONLY OOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!
Hehe, I'd rather leve them to the troll..
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 02:25:40 PM
BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.
There should be a comma after entering.
*After everybeazt 'az entred a Comma comez along aftervardz*
Skarzs, dae ye 'ave any curtainz? *'oidez 'iz pack o' matches in 'iz pocket* Ah'm juzt vonderin'...
*gasps*
*Teleports out of the house.*
*A computer voice chimes.*
S.T.A. inactive.
Ye ken, ze cornizh pixiez 'ave alzae come intae ze cave trolvs 'ouze.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 02:25:40 PM
BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.
There should be a comma after entering.
What did you just say to me, you little vermin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bally words. You think you can get away with saying that fiddle-faddle to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're absoposilutely dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're in trouble, missie.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 07:36:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 02:25:40 PM
BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.
There should be a comma after entering.
What did you just say to me, you little vermin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bally words. You think you can get away with saying that fiddle-faddle to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're absoposilutely dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're in trouble, missie.
;D
Skarzs has been reading too much reddit comments.
I am laughing so hard because of it.
;D
However, I must point out that I have high tech security and no attempts at taking my life will succeed.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:32:51 PM
Ye ken, ze cornizh pixiez 'ave alzae come intae ze cave trolvs 'ouze.
If there's any Scottish in there, it would be pictsies (aka the Nac Mac Feegle or the Wee Free Men) not Cornish pixies.
Nice profile pic, Verdauga.
Thanks. I should reply to Grey for his compliment.
Is it Reepicheep? (or however you spell his name)
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 07:53:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:32:51 PM
Ye ken, ze cornizh pixiez 'ave alzae come intae ze cave trolvs 'ouze.
If there's any Scottish in there, it would be pictsies (aka the Nac Mac Feegle or the Wee Free Men) not Cornish pixies.
It was meant to be Hiagish, not Scottish.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:57:07 PM
Is it the coolest character in the Chronicles of Narnia? (or however you spell his name)
yes.
I didn't think Hiag said 'ye ken'.
He does.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 07:36:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 02:25:40 PM
BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.
There should be a comma after entering.
What did you just say to me, you little vermin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bally words. You think you can get away with saying that fiddle-faddle to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little %u201Cclever%u201D comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're in trouble, Missie.
first; Cool! also, how do you know were we live, there are alot of beasts like us in NZ, and with the lack of nolege you have on us, there would be no way to find us, let alone get over the border inoder to kill Teer, and my family, who would all fight back sooo...
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 06:46:39 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 05:10:10 PM
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Interesting abode.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Where's your bathroom?
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* This place could use some sprucing up.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* What's your wifi password?
*Screams.* ONLY OOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!
Hey, don't blame me for this.
*Wanders off to find the bathroom.*
Really dude, like, when's the last time you vacuumed this place?
Seriously, what's the wifi password?
password
*gives one of the Kades the wifi password*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 08:08:43 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 07:36:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 02:25:40 PM
BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.
There should be a comma after entering.
What did you just say to me, you little vermin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bally words. You think you can get away with saying that fiddle-faddle to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little %u201Cclever%u201D comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're in trouble, Missie.
First; Cool! Also, how do you know were we live? There are a lot of beasts like us in NZ and, with the lack of knowledge you have on us, there would be no way to find us, let alone get over the border in order to kill Teer, and my family, who would all fight back sooo...
You'd be surprised, Lass. There are quite a few methods a beast can use to find out where we live and, if they're any kind of stalker, it should be fairly easy. We've actually given quite a bit of information about ourselves and, being a spy, he would've taken notes.
I already told him that it's 'password'.
Anyway, I didn't exactly want to reply on the original thread (which is the OOC for Ratty Driftwood), so I may as well mention this here:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:00:34 PM
Yeah, I've spent way too much time with Booklover.
One, there is no problem with talking about awesome numbers. Two, you can't spend 'too much' time with a friend. Three, I would usually make a TSC reference but the reference isn't really relevant except for me making three points.
man, Bookie just did a Booklover.
That should be normal, by now.
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 08:27:07 PM
I already told him that it's 'password'.
Anyway, I didn't exactly want to reply on the original thread (which is the OOC for Ratty Driftwood), so I may as well mention this here: Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 07:00:34 PM
Yeah, I've spent way too much time with Booklover.
One, there is no problem with talking about awesome numbers. Two, you can't spend 'too much' time with a friend. Three, I would usually make a TSC reference but the reference isn't really relevant except for me making three points.
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I'm fully aware and agree with the first two points, though the third one flies right over my head like a cornish pastie.
Cornish pasties don't fly, as far as I know.
Pasties, pixies, same thing.
Not really.
They will be the same thing, once I'm done with the little pests.
Pasties aren't pests, they're yummy food.
*All four Kades stick their heads out one of Skarz's windows.*
FOOD?
Help me catch some of those pixies and I'll make you some food.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 08:51:47 PM
*All four Kades stick their heads out one of Skarz's windows.*
FOOD?
Yes. Things you can eat.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 06:46:39 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 05:10:10 PM
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Interesting abode.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Where's your bathroom?
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* This place could use some sprucing up.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* What's your wifi password?
*Screams.* ONLY OOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!
Hey, don't blame me for this.
*Wanders off to find the bathroom.*
Really dude, like, when's the last time you vacuumed this place?
Seriously, what's the wifi password?
ONLY OOOOOOOOONNE!!!!!!! *Squishes three of the four Kades and puts them in my oven at 375° for 45 minutes, flipping once.*
*The three Kades un-squish and break the oven they're contained in.*
Rude.
See? I let something happen to me. Aren't you happy?
WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD?!
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 09:05:03 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 08:51:47 PM
*All four Kades stick their heads out one of Skarz's windows.*
FOOD?
Yes. Things you can eat.
So, the pixies are food?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uUYzIU-LDAM/Ucq4kXZ6hoI/AAAAAAAAk5I/VcmfWMbFd3I/s1600/funny-cat-gifs-056-005.gif)
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 09:09:34 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 06:46:39 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 05:10:10 PM
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Interesting abode.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* Where's your bathroom?
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* This place could use some sprucing up.
*Is now inside Skarzs' house.* What's your wifi password?
*Screams.* ONLY OOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!
Hey, don't blame me for this.
*Wanders off to find the bathroom.*
Really dude, like, when's the last time you vacuumed this place?
Seriously, what's the wifi password?
ONLY OOOOOOOOONNE!!!!!!! *Squishes three of the four Kades and puts them in my oven at 375° for 45 minutes, flipping once.*
At least you used proper punctuation this time.
*Ze Comma zat 'ad come in earlier agreez*
*makes friends with the comma*
Hello, comma!
*begins climbing the wall*
Pffff, as if!
*'s probably taller than it is anyway.*
Of course, dearest.
Hehehe
lock 'em up!
's what I'm trying to do. *pounces in pixie*
*eats most of the pixies*
*turns the rest of the pixies into pasties*
*Teleports the pixies out of the topic.*
I had my fun.
But-... my pasties!
*Sighs...*
I... can bring them back... if you want...
Yes!
Nah, it's alright. Pixie pasties are kinda tough anyway.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 09:16:37 PM
*The three Kades un-squish and break the oven they're contained in.*
Rude.
See? I let something happen to me. Aren't you happy?
WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD?!
*Eats them anyway.* Raw food never bothered me.
Hey, you can't do that to my soon-to-be-brother-in-law's-clones! *teleports Kades out of Skarzs' stomach*
Don't worry, it didn't work anyways. As I've said multiple times, Otterbadgers are really only able to be eaten by Taniwhas. I suppose other Otterbadgers could likely eat one as well, but I haven't tried.
Nobeast eats my siblings.
*internal confusion.*
*The STA has been shut off.*
Yeah, sorry about that. I temporarily turned it back on.
>_>
Don't.
I think the teleportation was one of the things that got tangled up with the matrimonial ties.
This is weird.
(Lima speak) Yes et es!
Nah, the STA is the only thing that allows others to use teleportation. I keep it shut off so Sheev and Hiag can't bring even more hazards into the topics.
Yeah, so I temporarily turned it on.
Oh, hey Eb, welcome back to the topic!
Yeah, where've you been?
Heh, Teer can control Verdauga's teleporter now too. Serves him right.
*Grabs Skarzs by the shoulders and starts shaking him.* GIVE ME THE WIFI PASSWORD, MAN!!!!!
Hi. *grabs the Kade who grabbed Skarzs by the shoulders by the throat* Cease and desist!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 11:19:31 PM
(Lima speak) Yes et es!
New, et's
yees, not yis.
New.
*Eb grabs on, but it seems to have no effect.* WIIIIIIIFIIIIIIII!!!!
Heh, dis funny.
No, you do not need wifi! Leave the poor cave troll alone!
Hehehe.
*Pulls Eb off of the other Kade.* It's no use, I think he's been taken by the Bloodwrath.
*Assists in pulling Eb off of the other Kade.* Yeah, I wouldn't mess with him at the moment. I understand his pain, though.
*Is powering up while yelling.* W I I I I I I F I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
*Walks over to Teer.* Are you still sure this was a good idea?
Yes, I'm sure.
Oi! blue Rivok! I already gave you the wifi password! (or I may have given it to one of the other Rivoks...)
*has been pulled off* Oi.
Haha
I had to have the tap lesson by myself. It was rather lonely.
What about the other person and her husband? (name removed for privacy reasons)
They weren't there. I have no idea why.
Oh, I they said they were away in somewhere-or-rather this week, but I can't remember where. Gosh, I didn't realise it was quarter to four already.
Ah, I see. Well, I feel like I learned a lot today. (there were a whole lot of moves that the teacher said we'd done but I didn't remember at all)
Such as?
Sideways tap-step with heel drops and gallops. (I'm not sure if that's what it's called but that's what it is)
I remember that but I can't think exactly how to do it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 19, 2020, 02:39:03 AM
I had to have the tap lesson by myself. It was rather lonely.
aw, that's a shame..
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 19, 2020, 03:15:23 AM
I remember that but I can't think exactly how to do it.
There was also sideways tap-step cross foot in front move and I learned a new move. *forward(L), back(R), tap-step(L), back(R). Forward(R), back(L), tap-step(R), back(L). Forward(L), back(R), shuffle(L), step(L), shuffle(R), step(R), shuffle(L), step(L), stomp(R)*
you call that one move?!
Four pages? Nice!
The first few I laughed a lot, and my brothers stared at me as if I was crazy.
*Is trying to remember what the previous pages said.*
You could always go back and look. Or, you know, just keep posting on here and ignore the previous pages.
*Does the latter.*
*posts, with a stamp on*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 02:10:51 AM
Oi! blue Rivok! I already gave you the wifi password! (or I may have given it to one of the other Rivoks...)
*Immediately calms down.* Oh, you did? Thanks! *Releases Skarzs.*
Finally. *Goes back to looking for the bathroom.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 19, 2020, 09:05:28 AM
There was also sideways tap-step cross foot in front move and I learned a new move. *forward(L), back(R), tap-step(L), back(R). Forward(R), back(L), tap-step(R), back(L). Forward(L), back(R), shuffle(L), step(L), shuffle(R), step(R), shuffle(L), step(L), stomp(R)*
*Does the above mentioned movement gracefully.*
Please stop. You all are making me look bad.
Surely nothing could make you look bad?
Metaphorically speaking. *Continues dancing.*
*Sighs.*
I see. Kind of.
Humbaba.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 04:57:56 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 02:10:51 AM
Oi! blue Rivok! I already gave you the wifi password! (or I may have given it to one of the other Rivoks...)
*Immediately calms down.* Oh, you did? Thanks! *Releases Skarzs.*
Finally. *Goes back to looking for the bathroom.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 19, 2020, 09:05:28 AM
There was also sideways tap-step cross foot in front move and I learned a new move. *forward(L), back(R), tap-step(L), back(R). Forward(R), back(L), tap-step(R), back(L). Forward(L), back(R), shuffle(L), step(L), shuffle(R), step(R), shuffle(L), step(L), stomp(R)*
*Does the above mentioned movement gracefully.*
Please stop. You all are making me look bad.
na, these Kades are cool.
:o
lol, there are 4 Kades now...
Ach, zae ve moight vant tae zeal ziz ozer tear in ze fabric o' ze Univerze zat letz in beingz from ozer alternate realitiez... *Ze tear openz a vee bit voider*
my discord stoped again!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 09:40:52 PM
na, these Kades are cool.
*Hugs Lass* Aww, you're cool too!
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*Finally finds the bathroom.* Don't come over here! *Slams the door shut and locks it.*
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2020, 09:43:31 PM
:o
Do you find my dancing...
majestic? *Continues dancing.*
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Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 10:47:47 PM
my discord stoped again!
Again? You have some bad luck with that thing -_-
O.o
I don't know witch Kade to repliy toooooo!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 04:57:56 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 19, 2020, 09:05:28 AM
There was also sideways tap-step cross foot in front move and I learned a new move. *forward(L), back(R), tap-step(L), back(R). Forward(R), back(L), tap-step(R), back(L). Forward(L), back(R), shuffle(L), step(L), shuffle(R), step(R), shuffle(L), step(L), stomp(R)*
*Does the above mentioned movement gracefully.*
Wow, you're good! Put some tap shoes on and you'll be away!
*Tap dances very amateurishly.*
Join the club. ^-^
Yay! Do I get a pin?
Yep. *gives Verdauga a sewing pin* Don't prick yourself.
*Inspects the pin.*
Hmmm.
*Uses it to pin a few flowers to my suitcoat.*
:'(
I can't dance...
Untrue.
Lass, I request your assistance. (In real life)
*is curious*
It's a surprise.
Is it for me?!?!
I doubt it.
You hush. I can dream if I want to.
You'll find out in due time, if
@lass of something much comes and helps me.
*Is making lemonade for everyone.*
How nice.
*is making lasagna for everybeast*
*Holds out a glass of lemonade.*
Lass, help me!
*takes the glass of lemonade* Thank you.
Oh...
Come. I'm in the formal lounge and I have no idea where you are.
I bet she's in the fish room.
Yeah, I think she was.
^-^ I know her well.
Yeah, you do. She was a little bit freaked out by the fact.
:laugh:
Where is she now?
On the formal lounge floor, painting stuff.
Cool. We're in the bus. (Ask her to post whatever it is she's painting when she's finished.)
What are you doing in the bus?
Going on the Redwall Forum.
Sounds fun.
'Tis. Mharbrow and the older of the two small female cousins are playing Minecraft, and the eldest of my brothers is watching.
Fun, fun, fun. How's roleplaying going?
...I'm fairly sure I finished everything I had to do. I'll bring the USB stick tomorrow and you can double check.
Sweet! Good work.
^-^
Roleplaying?
Roleplay world planning project thing.
Indeed.
Ah, gotcha.
I still haven't finished yet. I should really get onto that.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 03:29:53 AM
Cool. (Ask her to post whatever it is she's painting when she's finished.)
you find it "cool"?! COOL?!?!?!
(I painted Teer)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 01:39:58 AM
I bet she's in the fish room.
O.O
HOW DID YOU KNOW!?! TEEEEEEEELLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
How's cross-stitch project going?
(https://www.animalspot.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Cow-Meme.png)
That picture made me laugh.
Verdauga, you said you made lemonade for everybeast, but you've only given out one glass.
I'm glad...
That the picture made me laugh?
*nods*
I love making people laugh ^-^
Good hobby, that.
sadly, I'm not very good at it...
You are. Didn't you make me laugh with that picture?
I didn't make it though...
You posted it though.
:)
okay then!
So, what are you planning to do today?
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 11:20:41 AM
That picture made me laugh.
Verdauga, you said you made lemonade for everybeast, but you've only given out one glass.
*Holds out another glass.*.
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 01:32:41 PM
So, what are you planning to do today?
sleep, I hope..
Anything else?
*takes glass of lemonade (it is filled with lemonade, right, and not just an empty glass?)*
Definitely empty.
How much empty, though? That is the question. And the answer is 42.
No.
What are you saying no to?
No.
Ah, I see.
Now why would I hand you an empty glass, hmm?
To point out that I didn't make it clear that I wanted a full one.
I'm not that mean, am I really?
Maybe. After all, you have missed out some essential punctuation in your signature.
Imteresting.
How essential is it?
It's a full stop at the end of a sentence. Can change the meaning completely, in some circumstances.
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 04:15:13 PM
It's a full stop at the end of a sentence. Can change the meaning completely, in some circumstances.
It's metaphorical. It means you will be safe for as long as the sentence stands, or as long as one is in Redwall. Using a period would extend safety for only a moment.
Hmmmm. There is no excuse for ignoring basic punctuation.
I don't excuse it; I have no need to.
*sighs*
*Raises eyebrow.*
Halt confirmed!
Just noticing your "hypocrisy".
Hmmm?
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 04:24:50 PM
*sighs*
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 04:15:13 PM
It's a full stop at the end of a sentence. Can change the meaning completely, in some circumstances.
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 04:20:01 PM
Hmmmm. There is no excuse for ignoring basic punctuation.
Exactly. We all make mistakes.
Hmm.
*Nods in affirmation.*
Sounds like ya lost, BL :laugh:
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Hmmm?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 20, 2020, 04:48:19 AM
How's cross-stitch project going?
It...isn't. I have misplaced my green embroidery thread.
*Zree Carrotz begin zingin'*
O_O
*Whispers to Eb.*
If you make a smoothie out of them, it'll increase your singing ability by sixty percent.
Cool!
Where's that singing coming from? *Accidentally steps on the carrots.*
Nooo! The poor carrots!
What? What carrots?
The ones under your footpaw, you bean.
*Lifts the footpaw that he did not step on the carrots with.*
What are you talking about?
Other footpaw, Kade.
*Falls over from balancing on one footpaw.*
Ow.
Hah.
*Pokes Eb from his prone position.*
Oi. Enough of that.
Nah. *Does it again.*
*steps away*
*Wiggles after her.*
*continues backing away at the same pace*
*Wiggles quickly, catching up and poking Eb again.*
What is it with you and poking me? *climbs onto the lower branches of a nearby tree*
Somewhere on the prom thread, you were poking Kade, and he said he'd never stoop to your level.
Well yeah, as an Otterbadger I'm
much taller than her.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 10:44:27 PM
What is it with you and poking me? *climbs onto the lower branches of a nearby tree*
Would you rather I just sit here and do nothing?
(IRL I think we're about the same height.)
No, you could do something constructive.
(Probably. I'm relatively short for a guy, being at 5'6")
Like what?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 10:49:20 PM
(Probably. I'm relatively short for a guy, being at 5'6")
Like what?
I'm about 5'6'' too.
*Feels very tall despite having the shortest pf.*
(I'm not exactly sure how tall I am. We have a place in our house where we get our height marked on the wall, but we basically never use a measuring tape)
I don't know. You could learn the penny whistle.
Pffft, like that means anything here, ya goof.
Then stop poking me.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 20, 2020, 11:02:05 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 20, 2020, 11:01:04 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 20, 2020, 10:50:57 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 10:49:20 PM
(Probably. I'm relatively short for a guy, being at 5'6")
Like what?
I'm about 5'6'' too.
Woo! short people club!
...I'm 14. Chances are, I'm not gonna be 5'6 for long.
if ya say so...
Because it usually hurts and if it doesn't it's still annoying and intrusive.
Ebby, I made you some toffy, but I really want to eat it because it's yum, so hurry up.
Lass, I'm sick. I can't come today. I'm really sorry.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:15:00 PM
Because it usually hurts and if it doesn't it's still annoying and intrusive.
Fiiiiiiine. *Just kinda lays there in silence.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:17:53 PM
Lass, I'm sick. I can't come today. I'm really sorry.
well then get someone to pick it up for you!
No one's going out today. I know, ask Teer to put it in her safe! Then you can't eat it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 11:26:02 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:15:00 PM
Because it usually hurts and if it doesn't it's still annoying and intrusive.
Fiiiiiiine. *Just kinda lays there in silence.*
That's depressing. You know what, poking is better than this. Continue if you wish.
Don't wanna.
but I caaaaan! and Teer is doing something with her life right nowwwww!
Such as?
Hmm?
Humbaba.
Meh.
Banana.
Yes!
I finished cross-stitch. I've started the next project already.
Noice
Mhmm.
Hoihooo!
What did he do this time?
just eating everything...
Ah, so nothing unusual then?
yeah...
Spoiler
(https://i.ibb.co/y57SNJh/20200321-172744.jpg)
Wow, that's cool. Have you put a picture of it on your art thread?
nope, I was the last to post...
Ah, see. I'll fix that.
look at the school topic.
*salutes* Yes, sir!
sir?
It seemed appropriate at the time.
Mm, I agree.
Exactly!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 05:56:41 AM
It seemed appropriate at the time.
things are not always as they seem..
Good on ya for quoting stuff, Lass, but it was appropriate for that particular situation.
*grins evily*
You are really developing into a right little villain, aren't you? *pats Lass' head*
I'm on my way...you may never see it comeing
Yeah, just try to give us a little warning when you do decide to take over, yeah?
::)
and why would I do that? dear sister...
Yeah, doesn't really seem like the sort of thing a "right little villain" would do, now does it?
*hides thorts from Teer's sister power*
Nothing can be hidden from sister power. (and don't you dare tell Kade what he wants to know)
Lass, please, I'm begging you
Don't do it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 09:44:26 AM
Lass, please, I'm begging you
I will not betray my sister...
for now...
I'll do (almost) anything, please
Mmm. Good fish.
I'm not talking to ya'll anymore. Goodnight.
Sleep well, friend. I hope your jerny takes to far into the land of dreams...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 09:50:31 AM
I'm not talking to ya'll anymore. Goodnight.
Goodnight. I will leave you with this little piece of what one might call hope:
Spoiler
I may tell you, one day.
may, or may not...
Sh, we want him to sleep with a pleasant thought in mind.
Ahhhh! I see what ya doin'
That's good.
I love that song.
same, all need it in our lives!
Yeah, that, along with sleep. Good night, Lassie. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. (that's a quote. I'm not going to kill you)
*hugs Teer* don't bother
@Booklover, this is the point.
I was called, and now am here (I just looked at this thread, not mentions, so not really). What services do you require (probably posting a lot)?
ya guessed it ;D
Guess? No, clearly I was using my (nonexistent) psychic abilities.
yeah, sure...
I know? Aren't they amazing?
truely oh great one...
Well, I could find and copy Kade's list of adjectives.
truly your power is unmached 'o great one... ;D
Take that, Kade.
I'm sure he will o' mitie one
I am not a mite.
( ;D)
Wonder if Scott would enjoy this thread.
ask, oh great mouse of redwall!
@Scott McLamok I summon ye, so that thee can assist us.
In other words, come and join this chaos!
Sure why not.
Yay!
Nice to see you back buddy!
you know him?
Verdauga joined when I did. Unless.... Kolman?
Sup Verdauga. ;D
(https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/products/T813A2MPA3132PT17X35Y38D1017314895FS2187/views/1,width=1200,height=630,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=F2F2F2,modelId=338,crop=design,version=1557983085,modelImageVersion=1559656285/eat-sleep-read-repeat-reading-gift-idea-book-womens-premium-t-shirt.jpg)
This post is not aimed at anyone in particular, as we all love reading (if you don't, get out of here now).
Yes!
Or eat, sleep, forum, read, repeat.
and pet cere!
Exactly. All the essential activities.
*is sleepie*
Then sleep.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 09:54:52 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 09:50:31 AM
I'm not talking to ya'll anymore. Goodnight.
Goodnight. I will leave you with this little piece of what one might call hope:
Spoiler
I may tell you, one day.
This gives me nothing, because we both know you won't.
She might, though. There's a tiny, tiny chance.
Don't give me hope. It will only be destroyed, and I will become lesser for it.
Not necessarily.
*Posts.*
*posts*
Psots.*.
*replies*
*Leaves.*
*wonders whether to force Verdauga to return*
*Comes back independently.*
Yay!
Hallo! ^-^
Hoiho! :laugh:
Hi!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 09:47:35 AM
I'll do (almost) anything, please
Including torture. You are not above that, sadly.
We haven't done any real torture on the torture thread recently.
Mm.
It's happened on many other threads recently, though.
Yes. Strange how the Cellars threads mix together and almost become one massive thing, but with lots of little conversations running through.
Exactly.
*Posts once more.*
Noooooo! you need to post more then once!
Quote from: Verdauga on August 25, 2019, 12:11:33 AM
*Being new to Hectaville, comes into the diner to avoid any chaos.*
Can I have a menu or something?
EDIT: I forgot: it's on the first post.
:-\
That was my first post here. Ever.
really? :laugh:
Yep. I also have a post from the intro topic where Skarzs says
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 28, 2019, 02:47:02 AM
Puns.
I like this one.
yes, I remember..
As if you were there then.
I read over Teer's sholder so I also see pms >:D
I don't think Teer was there either...
it's on the intro topic right?
Yes.
*Zree Vatermelonz appear und begin zingin' Ode Tae Joy*
Oooo, random singing objects!
*Plays the ode to joy music on piano as loud as I can.*
*sings along*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 09:49:01 PM
That was my first post here. Ever.
My first post was:
Quote from: Booklover on August 24, 2019, 07:24:33 PM
Fortunately, the rules were changed because Redwall wants to care for everybody.
Talking of posts, you've been slacking.
:'(
w-w-what?
In the past 14 hours, you've hardly done anything on this thread. A page, perhaps.
b-b-but I was always that last to post! :'( :'(
also my first post;
Quote from: lass of something much on December 05, 2019, 10:00:02 PM
can I have a hobbit hole to? *sits on my hill in antserpaishon for booklovers answer*
That was on the My Hill thread, right? Nobody's posted on there in a while.
*nods* yup and yes..
I think I was the last to post on there.
then you won!
The fun isn't in winning, it's in the competition and the imaginative posts.
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 03:12:03 PM
The fun isn't in winning, it's in the competition and the imaginative posts.
eh, I'm not very good at thoughs, ask Kade or someeast...
You are. Do not doubt yourself.
Nevah.
You have a lot of talents, such as drawing.
Indeed.
You should post more on your art thread.
We will hound you until you do.
Indeed we will.
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 03:33:37 PM
You should post more on your art thread.
na, I've stoped doing that as I said on there..
oh dear...
Pwetty pwetty pweeaassee??
Pweeeeeasssse?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2b9988dc00df4b9c67e44aca6eda6430/tenor.gif?itemid=10136432)
oh the eyes!
Is that a yes?
Think of the poor little kitten, desperate for you to post on your art thread...
*covers eyes*
*uncovers Lass's eyes* Please?
I'll "write" something for you if you do... maybe
but, what if I have no art to post?
You do, though. You've posted it in other places but not your art thread.
Or draw more, perhaps.
You could post what you drew for me...
I said to Teer that I would not, so I can't you can post it if you really want to...
Aw that's sweet.
. . .how?
It just is.
O.o
Make sure you do post on your art thread.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 04:11:55 PM
I said to Teer that I would not, so I can't you can post it if you really want to...
Not specifically that picture, but others.
As many pictures as you can (within reason)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 22, 2020, 04:25:37 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 03:36:05 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 22, 2020, 03:35:08 PM
We will hound you until you do.
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 03:35:34 PM
Indeed we will.
Gaaah! you guys! I can't!
Would not post on your art thread? Why not?
I have!
Have posted? COOOLL!!!!
*Goes to check it out.*
>_>
What? We like your art!
Aw...
3x + 9a / 37 + 4c = 99b + 20 Foind 'y'.
Why?
'y' iz lozt. It needz tae found again. Ach...
. . .Wut. . .
Three 'x' plus nine 'a' divided by thirty-seven plus four 'c' equals ninety-nine 'b' plus twenty. Find 'y'.
1
11
21
1211
Vhat...
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
31131211131221
13211311123113112211
Gaaah! stop! please! I'l doalmostanything! Please!
1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144 233 377 710 987 1697 2684 3681 6365
Gaaaaaaaaaaahh!
1.
2.
Nooooooooo the numbers!
^.^
Fine. How about letters?
H.
#
I. An eye is an eye until it is heard.
Aye. ;D
Aye aye, Matthias.
XD
I
Ear.
oh...dis not goooood
Why not?
Hoiho was eating something he shoul not have..
I'm kinda surprised that you felt the need to type "this isn't good" about that
Is Hoiho fine now?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 22, 2020, 08:46:40 PM
I'm kinda surprised that you felt the need to type "this isn't good" about that
I had it on voice thing..
You still had to hit post, though.
I found it funny that I said that though :P
Last time I saw this topic it was page 173. O_O
ie; good job? ;D
(It's page 119 for me though mooahahahah.)
O-O
Woooow
Unlike you lot o' hooligans, my first post was in my intro topic, LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 09, 2019, 05:02:16 PM
Spoiler
Er, hello.
Been many years since I did an introduction like this. I used to be somewhat active in Redwall Forums (by "used to" I mean seven years to a decade ago -_-). I used to mainly be active on an RP site called Redwall Corsairs, where I rp'd as a character named Dantin Firestripe. Anywho, I still have a great love for Redwall and have been meaning to get back into it for awhile now. With new life being injected into it by Soma Games and The Lost Legends of Redwall, I feel like now is as good a time as any.
I don't know how active I'll be (being an adult with a day job can be so troublesome sometimes), but I intend to be around, possibly lurking, and to post when everybeast least expects it. Sounds about as good a plan as any, right?
**EDIT**
Ah, I forgot there were some questions I was supposed to answer in my post....
What name/nickname should we call you? --------------I can just go by Kade
How did you find this site?---------------------------A wee bit o'typing into google
How long have you been a fan of the Redwall series?-----About 15 years or so
How many Redwall books have you read?---------------All of the mainline books. Haven't read any of the side stuff, like the cookbooks
What are your other interests?------------------------Gaming and anime
...and feel free to add anything else you want to say =)---I also do some singing stuff, but that's neither here nor there
Borrrrring!
Nyeh!
*Sticks out tongue at Lass.*
*goes away to be offended*
*Follows, so she can still see him sticking his tongue out at her.*
*shoots Kade with a dart*
*Dodges with a twirl.*
*pins Kade to a tree with darts*
*Darts form the outline of an Otterbadger making a silly pose.*
Zomebeazt left ze Cake oot in ze rain... *Ze Cake iz cryin'*
Oh no! *Comforts the Cake.*
Oh yes! *eats the cake*
NO! *Climbs down the Taniwhas throat to retrieve the cake.*
Hey, I didn't say you could do that! *spits both Kade and the cake out*
And I didn't say you could eat this poor Cake! *Comforts the crying Cake some more.*
Humph!
*Sticks tongue out impudently.*
*grabs tongue*
Ewwww!
He's the one who stuck it out at me!
*raises eyebrow*
*lowers eyebrow*
Oi!
Io!
Hoiho! so there!
*gasps*
what is it!? are you okay!?
I'm fine :laugh:
stop doing that though, my poor nerves!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 23, 2020, 06:48:50 AM
*raises eyebrow*
In the battle of wills, perhaps there is a Will (or at least another Ranger).
Quote from: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 07:41:57 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 23, 2020, 06:48:50 AM
*raises eyebrow*
In the battle of wills, perhaps there is a Will (or at least another Ranger).
Seriously, stop. Raising an eyebrow is not a habit known only to Rangers. There have been countless other people in history to do it and it's not even a particularly unusual skill. I can do it, for goodness sake!
Fifty or so replies since I last checked. Not bad.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 09:59:50 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 07:41:57 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 23, 2020, 06:48:50 AM
*raises eyebrow*
In the battle of wills, perhaps there is a Will (or at least another Ranger).
Seriously, stop. Raising an eyebrow is not a habit known only to Rangers. There have been countless other people in history to do it and it's not even a particularly unusual skill. I can do it, for goodness sake!
True. Such as Alyss (first person in the series (publication order) to raise an eyebrow, I believe). But surely you cannot complain about me making an RA reference?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 12:44:59 PM
Fifty or so replies since I last checked. Not bad.
We did our best.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 06:32:55 AM
*grabs tongue*
*Begins licking the claw(paw, hand?) holding his tongue.*
(I remember that being an attack people used back in school. Like, person A puts their hand over person B's mouth to get them to stop talking, and person B begins licking person A's hand as a counterattack. This is a simple variation ^-^)
Not exactly the most hygienic revenge.
_______________________
|Oh. that makes sense.|
\
\
I was just putting the lyrics of Greybeard Halt through Google Translate multiple times:
Nice, gray beard!
Come on, I say!
Choose well,
Beard is on the way!
And that is why there was the fother-o problem (even if that's more the Rabbits, nails! Strong, fighting nails! (The Herons, The Herons, the mighty, fighting Herons!)).
*Nods, completely confuzzled.*
Are you?
The rabbits, nails! Strong, fighting nails!
I wonder if I could do the same with any Redwall songs or poems.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:33:34 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 06:32:55 AM
*grabs tongue*
*Begins licking the claw(paw, hand?) holding his tongue.*
You can't lick my paw. I'm holding your tongue and, in order to lick, one needs the use of it. You could salivate on my paw or something but licking doesn't work.
I think it's the translation of The Saga of Hal and the Heron Brotherband, but kinda translated back and forth a couple of times until it's completely messed up.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 06:48:33 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:33:34 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 06:32:55 AM
*grabs tongue*
*Begins licking the claw(paw, hand?) holding his tongue.*
You can't lick my paw. I'm holding your tongue and, in order to lick, one needs the use of it. You could salivate on my paw or something but licking doesn't work.
*Looks annoyed and tries to swallow the paw holding his tongue.*
*the attempt is unsuccessful* If you say sorry, I'll let go.
Myeh!
*Opens mouth wider and tries again.*
*the attempt is successful and my paw is now lodged in your throat*
*Would smile, but can't for obvious reasons. Very evidently looks pleased with himself nonetheless.*
*Plays the jilted lover.*
You- you would give your handpaw to someone else?
*Runs away full haste.*
Kade, you can't run away. My paw is in your throat, still holding your tongue.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 07:23:13 PM
*Plays the jilted lover.*
You- you would give your handpaw to someone else?
No, not if I can help it. Kade, being the fried nugget that he is, chose to swallow my paw. I had little choice in the matter.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 07:23:13 PM
*Plays the jilted lover.*
You- you would give your handpaw to someone else?
lol
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 07:48:48 PM
Kade, you can't run away. My paw is in your throat, still holding your tongue.
Mmmmmmmehhhh.
*Begins slobbering on Teers paw.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 06:55:08 PM
I think it's the translation of The Saga of Hal and the Heron Brotherband, but kinda translated back and forth a couple of times until it's completely messed up.
Correct.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 07:48:48 PM
Kade, you can't run away. My paw is in your throat, still holding your tongue.
Mmmmmmmehhhh.
*Begins slobbering on Teers paw.*
Seriously! That's so disgusting and I can't get away from it.
Is it really a 'paw', for a reptile?
*vomits on Kade*
Quote from: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 08:05:04 PM
Is it really a 'paw', for a reptile?
Hmm, I'm not really sure what it's supposed to be called. Paw works.
Not really. Paw implies something... fluffier?
Well what do you suggest I call it?
(That's why I was like claw(paw, hand?))
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 08:03:58 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 07:48:48 PM
Kade, you can't run away. My paw is in your throat, still holding your tongue.
Mmmmmmmehhhh.
*Begins slobbering on Teers paw.*
Seriously! That's so disgusting and I can't get away from it.
It seems that we are at an impasse, huh?
(-_-)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 08:14:08 PM
(That's why I was like claw(paw, hand?))
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 08:03:58 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 07:48:48 PM
Kade, you can't run away. My paw is in your throat, still holding your tongue.
Mmmmmmmehhhh.
*Begins slobbering on Teers paw.*
Seriously! That's so disgusting and I can't get away from it.
It seems that we are at an impasse, huh?
It would seem so. You're no match for me, physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Hah, it seems you haven't realized that I've been letting you win up until now, since I'm a nice Otterbadger. You really shouldn't underestimate me. ^-^
Paw is, apparently, just for mammals. For reptiles, probably claw is the alternative.
*Mutters my forum motto.*
I could teleport you out...
(Don't be boring! Things are just getting imteresting :laugh:)
(You shouldn't have heard that! It was under my breath ::) Honestly ::))
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 08:20:04 PM
Hah, it seems you haven't realized that I've been letting you win up until now, since I'm a nice Otterbadger. You really shouldn't underestimate me. ^-^
I'll let you keep thinking that. *pat's Kade's head with other paw, ignoring Booklover's inconvenient correctness*
(By the way, Kade, I don't actually think I'm better than you. I was just quoting something)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 08:21:58 PM
*Mutters my forum motto.*
I could teleport you out...
That's your motto? How... boring.
Hey, it's not boring! It's perfectly amusing, actually! Be nice to my husband or I'll apply my form motto to your hide.
Quote from: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 08:26:05 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 08:21:58 PM
*Mutters my forum motto.*
I could teleport you out...
That%u2019s your motto? How... boring.
*Shakes cane at Booklover.*
You youngsters have no respect for your elders! If i don't stop things now, you'll be growin' your hair out and chewing gum in class! Boring humbug!
*Said in a raspy old person voice.*
(Edit: and then there's Teer's post. :D)
Hey, what's wrong with growing hair out? There's nothing wrong with long hair if one keeps it tidy.
*doges cane*
I do not like gum.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 08:24:48 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 08:20:04 PM
Hah, it seems you haven't realized that I've been letting you win up until now, since I'm a nice Otterbadger. You really shouldn't underestimate me. ^-^
(By the way, Kade, I don't actually think I'm better than you. I was just quoting something)
(I know, ya goof ^-^)
*Would smile at being patted on the head, but can't given the situation. Still, the Otterbadgers eyes look happy as he slobbers a bit more on Teer's paw.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 08:31:49 PM
Hey, what's wrong with growing hair out? There's nothing wrong with long hair if one keeps it tidy.
Indeed, I used to have medium length hair myself (like, just off the shoulders.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 08:31:49 PM
Hey, what's wrong with growing hair out? There's nothing wrong with long hair if one keeps it tidy.
(For one thing, it's just wrong if a guy wears long hair, and second, --)
You kids have no standards!
(--I was acting like the curmudgeon I am.)
What's the problem with anyone, girls or guys, having long hair? If someone wants to have long hair, they should be allowed to.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 08:33:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 08:24:48 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 08:20:04 PM
Hah, it seems you haven't realized that I've been letting you win up until now, since I'm a nice Otterbadger. You really shouldn't underestimate me. ^-^
(By the way, Kade, I don't actually think I'm better than you. I was just quoting something)
(I know, ya goof ^-^)
*Would smile at being patted on the head, but can't given the situation. Still, the Otterbadgers eyes look happy as he slobbers a bit more on Teer's paw.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 08:31:49 PM
Hey, what's wrong with growing hair out? There's nothing wrong with long hair if one keeps it tidy.
Indeed, I used to have medium length hair myself (like, just off the shoulders.)
Cool. Eb's little brother has longish hair. He doesn't keep it as well manicured as is ideal but it's not too bad. Tidiness of hair is more important in the female department, I think.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 08:34:19 PM
(--I was acting like the curmudgeon I am.)
If you
really want the debate we could message, but It was an act. I have long hair (for my hairstyle, that is.)
>->
*Posts for a very definite reason.*
*posts for a less definite reason*
Hmmyeh?
*post from birb*
ju55gttr3w`
Whoa.
Nhoa!
Who built the ark?
Noah! Noah!
:laugh:
*smiles*
*hugs Teer* ;D
*hugs Lass*
;D ;D ;D ;D
*is happy*
*is also happy*
*starts doing the Highland Fling*
Wholesome.
hole-some what? ;D
Conversation. Not too sure about the Highland Fling, but the conversation made me happy.
does my 'art good t' 'ere it!
^-^
There's nothing wrong with the Highland Fling!
Aye!
I therd that!
I fourth that motion!
carried.
*starts doing the Highland Fling*
*joins in*
Be careful. I'm not a good dancer.
(irl I can sort of do it, but on here, I'm a great dancer) you're fiiiiine
*trips over* You call this fine?
*Helps Bookie up* it heppens to us all, just some more then others...
*in full spirit of never giving up, tries again* I'm doing it! I'm doing it! *trips again* Or maybe not.
*Helps Bookie up..again* you can do it!!!!
*tries again*
Yay! that's it! now spin around! like this! *does it* say this as you do it, it might help;
side, back, front, back, side, back, front, back, Side, back, front, back, turn around!
side, back, front, back, toe, heel, toe, heel, toe, toe, heel, toe, heel turn around!
Good job, Lass.
Now you try it, Bookie!
*Executes flawlessly.*
*Decides not to execute anyone.*
*helps Bookie up again* Here...
Now, if you jump at the same time as you do the steps, it'll help you balence..
*gets up (again)*
you're doing great!
Definitely not changing the subject Do any of you watch Marbula 1 on YouTube? Or the Marbolympics?
*Flings the Highlands.*
*Crash!*
*puts them back* you're grounded.
;D
I feel like dirt after what I did...
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Man, you guys rock at making those puns.
thanks! you pebble are great!
These are ground-breaking puns, you know.
Quote from: Booklover on March 24, 2020, 08:03:44 PM
Definitely not changing the subject Do any of you watch Marbula 1 on YouTube? Or the Marbolympics?
Are you talking about marble racing? It's the oddest thing that so many people are into that.
we better stop or Teer will soil on us!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 09:23:15 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 24, 2020, 08:03:44 PM
Definitely not changing the subject Do any of you watch Marbula 1 on YouTube? Or the Marbolympics?
Are you talking about marble racing? It's the oddest thing that so many people are into that.
There's a whole YouTube channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/
The O'Rangers are the best (Green Ducks are the worst, of course).
*.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:42:47 PM
*Executes flawlessly.*
Good job. Now do the paws at the same time. Opposite paw to footpaw. The other one on your hip.
*executes floorlessly* *falls down a hole*
*gasps and trys to pull Bookie out, but falls in*
*Does the chicken dance.*
Chick, chick, chick, chick, chicken!
*eats the chicken*
*Can now only do the ______ dance.*
What?
*trys to jump out* Teer! Help! I did an Oops!
*gives Lass a rope*
*picks Bookie up with tail then climbs the rope* thanks (again...)
I gave you both ends of the rope so you could help Finny out too.
*Sincerely hopes the rope is secured at the middle.*
It isn't. Lass has the ability to hold the rope up without needing it tied to anything.
Oh. Well, that's cool.
Why wasn't I around when they gave out cool abilities?
You have Thomasbane.
True. And teleportation, though that's more utilitarian than aesthetic.
I think I shall post snippets of a story I've been thinking on on this thread, not the more random thread.
*Nods decisively.* Yes.
Wait, snippets of a story? Yes, post it here!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 10:59:46 PM
I gave you both ends of the rope so you could help Finny out too.
she's small, I can carry her, thanks again...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 24, 2020, 11:10:42 PM
Oh. Well, that's cool.
Why wasn't I around when they gave out cool abilities?
wasn't her falt..
Yeah, it wasn't my fault.
*comes out of said hole* you okay, Bookie?
It's about time I changed a few things.
Like what?
Status, for a start.
who's mine?
Me no know.
If you do that you will never know what suspicions she holds about you.
I WILL GAIN THE KNOWLEDGE BY DEVOURING IT
Or you could force me to tell you.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW REGARDING HER SUSPICIONS?
*flees*
You are unable to flee. *Holds Eb in a fluffy, yet vice like grip.* TELL ME.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:12:48 AM
You are unable to flee. *Holds Eb in a fluffy, yet vice like grip.* TELL ME.
No! *digs claws into Kade's paws and wriggles*
If you don't intend to tell me, then why did you ask me to interrogate you, hmmm? *Eb's tiny claws are unable to penetrate the fluff.*
You don't want to make me go to extreme measures do you?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:17:58 AM
If you don't intend to tell me, then why did you ask me to interrogate you, hmmm? *Eb's tiny claws are unable to penetrate the fluff.*
You don't want to make me go to extreme measures do you?
Don't you dare. *holds Kade in a scaly, yet vice-like grip*
I didn't. *wriggles harder* I don't you can do anything worse than what you've done before.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 03:19:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:17:58 AM
If you don't intend to tell me, then why did you ask me to interrogate you, hmmm? *Eb's tiny claws are unable to penetrate the fluff.*
You don't want to make me go to extreme measures do you?
Don't you dare. *holds Kade in a scaly, yet vice-like grip*
*Dodges.*
You have no idea what my plans are, scale creature. Since you refuse to tell me, I must obtain the information through other means. Remember, this is
you're fault.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:19:51 AM
I didn't. *wriggles harder* I don't you can do anything worse than what you've done before.
I've barely done anything to you previously. If you think those mere trifles to be terrible, then you are truly not ready for what is in store.
*begins to feel scared and continues wriggling*
*snarls* Leave her alone, fluff ball.
Leaving her alone is the last thing I intend to do.
You know, you could end this right now by just telling me what I want to know. It doesn't have to be difficult. ^-^
*twists suddenly in Kade's grip*
*Suddenly still doesn't let go.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:30:25 AM
Leaving her alone is the last thing I intend to do.
You know, you could end this right now by just telling me what I want to know. It doesn't have to be difficult. ^-^
Never!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:30:25 AM
Leaving her alone is the last thing I intend to do.
You know, you could end this right now by just telling me what I want to know. It doesn't have to be difficult. ^-^
But it's so fun keeping you in suspense!
Large difference between suspense and PURE RAGE.
*whimpers*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:36:48 AM
Large difference between suspense and PURE RAGE.
I know. Watching you rage is even more funny.
I'd rather you just tell me what I want to know, thanks.
*fells very mean..*
*is pretending to not exist*
that's a kade thing...
It is?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 03:49:05 AM
*fells very mean..*
Y'all ARE being very mean. You should feel that way.
(Look who's talking.)
Teer started it, and you supported her.
One, she isn't my wife yet. Two, I haven't actually done anything to her. Three, you're the one causing all this.
You've yelled at her and are holding her in a vice-like grip which will probably leave bruises, even if it is fluffy.
I yelled and she happened to be there. And "vice-like" is a simple metaphor; she is completely unharmed. Also, you're the one causing this.
You could just let me suspect things in peace.
It's about me though. I feel I should probably know.
*has stopped wriggling*
*Smiles at Eb.*
*flinches*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:02:33 AM
It's about me though. I feel I should probably know.
Your feelings have been noted.
*at the thought of her friend in pain, Lass sprung into acttion, and with a raw she lept at Kade*
Oooo, is someone giving me a back rub? My thanks.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 04:09:07 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:02:33 AM
It's about me though. I feel I should probably know.
Your feelings have been noted.
No they haven't. And you clearly don't care for Eb's feelings either considering the situation.
I... I think you might mean 'roar', Lass.
Yup, anyways.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:11:24 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 04:09:07 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:02:33 AM
It's about me though. I feel I should probably know.
Your feelings have been noted.
No they haven't. And you clearly don't care for Eb's feelings either considering the situation.
They have been noted, just ignored afterwards. And I do care for Eb's feelings, I just know her well enough to know that she wouldn't want me to tell her.
I'm not so sure about that.
I asked her if I should tell you and she said to not give up.
I believe the opposite is true. Please tell me.
*tries to break free*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:20:33 AM
I believe the opposite is true. Please tell me.
Hmmm... you're not going to get the information that easily.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 04:11:52 AM
I... I think you might mean 'roar', Lass.
(no I was makeing a pun about how I was gona scrach him raw)
Oh.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 04:21:57 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:20:33 AM
I believe the opposite is true. Please tell me.
Hmmm... you're not going to get the information that easily.
It would be a really nice thing for you to do. Don't you like making others smile?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:26:42 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 04:21:57 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:20:33 AM
I believe the opposite is true. Please tell me.
Hmmm... you're not going to get the information that easily.
It would be a really nice thing for you to do. Don't you like making others smile?
I do like making others smile but, if I told you, I don't think it would make you smile.
What? Why?
No.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:28:30 AM
What? Why?
Sorry, I can't disclose that information either.
PLEASE TELL ME
Hmmm... no.
JUST TELL ME PLEASE
Yes. If I have to suffer, then so do you. (Though nothing is actually happening to you.)
*scrachis Kade raw*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:35:25 AM
Yes. If I have to suffer, then so do you. (Though nothing is actually happening to you.)
Not right now, anyway. -_-
Teer, I will do anything, if you just tell me.
He will do anything, including torture me.
Including not torturing you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:38:30 AM
Teer, I will do anything, if you just tell me.
Anything?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:38:30 AM
Teer, I will do anything, if you just tell me.
any anything? >:D
Please.
Does...does this mean you'll let me go?
Not as of yet.
Dah
*is considering it*
*whimpers*
Are you asking me or Teer?
*blood wrath slowly fades off* erm...not really sorry, Kade..
*is still considering*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 04:46:48 AM
*blood wrath slowly fades off* erm...not really sorry, Kade..
It was a nice back massage, you have my thanks.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:46:24 AM
Are you asking me or Teer?
Well, she's the one currently considering it. If you told me, though, I'd do anything for you then instead of her.
(We want the same thing >:D)
What if we both told you? Would you do anything for both of us?
Considering you both want the same thing, then yes.
If you don't, I would as long as it was within my power and didn't conflict with what the other person wants.
Being able to tell me at literally the same time, though, would be difficult.
Hmmm... Alright, we will go walk the dogs. When we get back you will receive the terms of the agreement.
I will be waiting.
We have returned!
and he's gone! :laugh:
Alrighty, here's how it stands:
We want more of your singing. You want information. My superiors are willing to let me give you information in exchange for music.
Is that all? That can easily be done. Are you telling the truth though? You still haven't told me anything.
(I am sorta back, for a moment, accidentally fell asleep :laugh:)
Aw, dude, if you need to sleep, sleep, this can wait...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 06:26:26 AM
Is that all? That can easily be done. Are you telling the truth though? You still haven't told me anything.
(I am sorta back, for a moment, accidentally fell asleep :laugh:)
I'm telling the truth, though I think it fair if we wait until you've given us the music before we give you the information.
*nods* it's your neck Teer...
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 12:39:17 AM
*comes out of said hole* you okay, Bookie?
Very good, thank you. Entertained by the last eight pages.
*Looks at the time.*
*Cracks knuckles.*
Prepare for some less-than-mediocre writing kids!
Chapter One of
The Million Dollar Gambit
I slid the compartment door closed as the other passengers came in from the verandah and got back to setting away my suitcase.
She was already filling the compartment dresser with her clothes. This was our third time together, our third trip. Different train though. I coughed to break the ice, but she didn't respond, wordlessly pulling out a deck of cards and laying them out to play solitaire. I coughed again.
"Eherghm. Sorry fer pullin' you away from your classes earlier. Just, y'know, orders is orders."
"Thanks, actually." She replied softly, not looking up from her cards. "I hate Latin class with a passion. I will miss my trig course though."
"Still," I said, choking on the tension, "It's tough; 's gotta be, moving from school to school."
She shrugged, placing a ten on the knave. "I prefer it to the alternative"
"I betchu wish your dad'd retire."
"Him, or the others. Or the law is repealed. This limbo is terrifying."
"Ya don't sound terrified."
"It isn't becoming of my position."
"Lissen, angel, I'm tryin' to break the ice over here. Could you help out a little?"
"You're old enough to be my father. What could we have in common?"
"Yer pa, for one thing."
She bit her lip, but then shook her head. "I can't tell you what you don't already know"
I moaned and leaned back into my chair. "Looks like we got a long ride ahead of us."
She didn't answer. I looked out the compartment window. Seventeen stations, and three days to do it in. Sixteen stations left to go.
* * *
Gaston yanked off his straw hat and ran his fingers through his greasy hair. "So what's the play this time, Joel? You wouldn't call me in unless it's somethin' to do wit' that Cellitorre."
"'The play', is this: we obtain-- Or, more accurately
I obtain-- a very worthwhile return on an investment of mine. I wish to share it with you."
"Uh-huh, and why would you make such a charitable decision like that?"
"Since you won't accept the goodness of my heart anymore, I'll tell you this. We're the big three, but you and I need to nail down our corners of the market before the little bug that is Cellitorre crawls underneath."
"Ha! I'd hardly call Cellitorre 'little', but I'm always happy to cut 'im down to size. So what's the play?"
"A bargain between us. I sent a gunsel on a train From Enton Station to here. He sent a shipment of wines to here as well. If he intercepts the gunsel, he has a new hire. If I intercept the shipment, my business prospers while his withers. He doesn't know where my gunman is, I don't know where his shipment is, and we can't exactly search Rouxbry after the trains arrive."
"Here's where you come in. Searching an undefined number of train cars for well over two hundred bottles of vintage isn't easy. I need your manpower to help me catch it; in return, you keep half."
Gaston Appertoire shook his head and donned his hat. "If it was anyone else but you, Joel... I'm in."
Stay Tuned
For Chapter Two of
The Million Dollar Gambit
(Well, this was dialogue intensive. :P. I'll have chapter two up soon. I would've posted this last night but the interweb access was disconnected.)
Did you intend to post this on this thread?
I did. Six or seven pages back (For you) I decided I'd post it here and not the more random thread. I posted it this morning (Lacking the chance to do so last night) and went back to read through everything that happened while I was away.
What about your writing thread?
You're wrong about it being six or seven pages for me.
I might post it there when I'm finished-- or further through. Posting it here might attract members to post.
How many pages was it for you?
Depends when you posted it. I can't be bothered to check when I should be having lunch.
It was probably more than five pages for you, as it was four for me.
Anyway, here. http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11236.msg742918#msg742918 (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11236.msg742918#msg742918)
Oh... that's what you meant. Seven pages.
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 12:54:35 PM
*Looks at the time.*
*Cracks knuckles.*
Prepare for some less-than-mediocre writing kids!
Chapter One of
The Million Dollar Gambit
I slid the compartment door closed as the other passengers came in from the verandah and got back to setting away my suitcase. She was already filling the compartment dresser with her clothes. This was our third time together, our third trip. Different train though. I coughed to break the ice, but she didn't respond, wordlessly pulling out a deck of cards and laying them out to play solitaire. I coughed again.
"Eherghm. Sorry fer pullin' you away from your classes earlier. Just, y'know, orders is orders."
"Thanks, actually." She replied softly, not looking up from her cards. "I hate Latin class with a passion. I will miss my trig course though."
"Still," I said, choking on the tension, "It's tough; 's gotta be, moving from school to school."
She shrugged, placing a ten on the knave. "I prefer it to the alternative"
"I betchu wish your dad'd retire."
"Him, or the others. Or the law is repealed. This limbo is terrifying."
"Ya don't sound terrified."
"It isn't becoming of my position."
"Lissen, angel, I'm tryin' to break the ice over here. Could you help out a little?"
"You're old enough to be my father. What could we have in common?"
"Yer pa, for one thing."
She bit her lip, but then shook her head. "I can't tell you what you don't already know"
I moaned and leaned back into my chair. "Looks like we got a long ride ahead of us."
She didn't answer. I looked out the compartment window. Seventeen stations, and three days to do it in. Sixteen stations left to go.
* * *
Gaston yanked off his straw hat and ran his fingers through his greasy hair. "So what's the play this time, Joel? You wouldn't call me in unless it's somethin' to do wit' that Cellitorre."
"'The play', is this: we obtain-- Or, more accurately I obtain-- a very worthwhile return on an investment of mine. I wish to share it with you."
"Uh-huh, and why would you make such a charitable decision like that?"
"Since you won't accept the goodness of my heart anymore, I'll tell you this. We're the big three, but you and I need to nail down our corners of the market before the little bug that is Cellitorre crawls underneath."
"Ha! I'd hardly call Cellitorre 'little', but I'm always happy to cut 'im down to size. So what's the play?"
"A bargain between us. I sent a gunsel on a train From Enton Station to here. He sent a shipment of wines to here as well. If he intercepts the gunsel, he has a new hire. If I intercept the shipment, my business prospers while his withers. He doesn't know where my gunman is, I don't know where his shipment is, and we can't exactly search Rouxbry after the trains arrive."
"Here's where you come in. Searching an undefined number of train cars for well over two hundred bottles of vintage isn't easy. I need your manpower to help me catch it; in return, you keep half."
Gaston Appertoire shook his head and donned his hat. "If it was anyone else but you, Joel... I'm in."
Stay Tuned
For Chapter Two of
The Million Dollar Gambit
(Well, this was dialogue intensive. :P. I'll have chapter two up soon. I would've posted this last night but the interweb access was disconnected.)
Oooh, me likee! I look forward to reading more.
*Looks at the quote.*
Jeez, I need some more paragraph breaks.
And to work on ch. 2, but still.
Quote from: Booklover on March 25, 2020, 12:22:21 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 12:39:17 AM
*comes out of said hole* you okay, Bookie?
Very good, thank you. Entertained by the last eight pages.
*helps Bookie back to her footpaws*
Sorry, but I needed to get you out...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 09:42:58 PM
*Looks at the quote.*
Jeez, I need some more paragraph breaks.
It's not too bad because the dialogue breaks it up a bit. More paragraph breaks certainly wouldn't hurt though. (Just don't go overboard with it. A few are good, too many stop the story from flowing smoothly.
Kinda like how that sentence feels really chunky)
(wat)
Teer thought that (incorrectly) that her post felt "chunky" or mentally discordant.
It annoyed me, anyway.
I can understand; perhaps placing the conjunction before the "too" might help it flow better in your mind?
Perhaps.
*looks at Ebby*
*then at Kade*
*and back at Ebby again*
What is it?
. . .
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 10:07:00 PM
I can understand; perhaps placing the conjunction before the "too" might help it flow better in your mind?
Nah, it's the 'stop the story from flowing smoothly' part that is clunky. I feel like I should be able to say the same thing with about three words, rather than six.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 11:24:13 PM
*looks at Ebby*
*then at Kade*
*and back at Ebby again*
Do you want us to do something?
Humph.
Yesh, Anyway, without further ado....
Chapter Two of
The Million Dollar Gambit
As Appertoire left a runner burst into the room. "Anders called, sir. He's left Enton.
I rose and placed my hand on his shoulder"Good. You have seen the routes, Appertoire. I trust you can get your men?"
"Sir, you should--" He stopped while I pressed my finger into his neck. He stayed silent until I watched Appertoire drive off. "Maribelle is with him?"
"Yessir; don't Appertoire know?"
"Let me handle who knows. Anders is the only one of mine on the train."
"Yessir."
I dismissed him with a wave and sat back at my desk. Running a speakeasy and juggling relations against the town mob boss; I hate this business. Still, he was edging into my territory; even Appertoire knew to stay on the edge of town. Cellitorre.... would learn.
* * *
I set the cards out on the table again while Anders-- I think that's his name at least-- paced the compartment, fingering the gun in his pocket every now and then.
"How many men are coming for me?" I asked, casting a glance his way. He didn't even flinch, replying with "Yer pa thought any more would attract suspicion"
"No; how many goons did what's-his-name send after me? Dad would have at least sent a telegram."
"Do you know about everything that's goin' on?"
"Why don't you tell me what you know about it, and I'll tell you what you don't."
He sighed, knowing I'd figure it out myself before the ride was over.
"Cellitorre's got goons heading to yer school to sniff ya out. He's figured out how much you know about your dad's... business. He's got a shipment of wine trainin' in, I hear, and yer pa is attemptin' to snatch it, in case they get you."
"Nice to know I'm worth
wine." I snorted.
He didn't even ask how much I knew, telling me he'd go check the rest of the train, making sure none of Cellitorre's mob were here.
As the door closed I reached for my handbag and retrieved the revolver. Three spent cases, three live shots; three bullets in Cellitorre's brother. I was only a fraction of his interest. This thing meant his life.
I slid the gun back in my purse as Anders came back in. He shook his head, watching me play my game.
"There's only one good way this'll end, angel."
I overturned the ace of spades.
"Sometimes we have to accept the cards we're dealt." I said, flicking it across the table.
Stay tuned for
Chapter Three of
A Million Dollar Gambit
Interesting...
Is there anything I should know that will make this less confusing or do I just need to bear with it until there's enough information to clear things up a bit?
I'll probably add more detail, but quick facts:
Cristofer Cellitorre is the premier mob boss of the city, and is trying to establish a speakeasy. Maribelle is the daughter of Joel Fernor, who runs the most successful speakeasy which is pretty much in the center of town. Appertoire is pretty much the same as Fernor, but hangs around the city edges. As such, he and Fernor have a near friendship in the face of Cellitorre.
Anything else at this point might spoil the plot, and I'll revise it when I post it on my writing thread.
Ah, that explains it. (Some of it, anyway)
I can PM you the rest, if it'll help.
Also, this story is kinda confusing to me :D
*chuckles* I know the feeling. I certainly wouldn't object to a PM with further details, if you don't mind. (If you don't want to though, then don't feel obligated to do it)
*sneezes for the sake of it*
It is nearly nine pm here, so I shall go ahead and reply to any new replies and log off. Goodnight (or good day) all.
Goodnight, darling. Sleep well.
Thank you dearest. :)
*gives Verdauga a goodnight kiss* That's alright.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 12:06:21 AM
Humph.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 26, 2020, 12:51:49 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 11:59:08 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 11:24:13 PM
*looks at Ebby*
*then at Kade*
*and back at Ebby again*
Do you want us to do something?
No, no, no...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 12:55:09 AM
*sneezes for the sake of it*
You two are acting weird....
We're just trying to fill the posts.
y-yeah, j-j-just that...
Zigzackly! Now, Lass, think carefully about your actions. One.
*thinks*
@Kade Rivok are you ready for your payment?
Mmmm, I suppose that I'm ready ^-^
I'll wait until you're on again.
he's gona be soooo mad...
I have to edit the information out as soon as he's seen it. I can't just leave it up for hours before paw.
He Will Quote It
Possibly.
oh well...
Indeed.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 06:34:39 AM
I'll wait until you're on again.
Well why did you vanish for three hours then instead of putting it up? -_-
Because it was after 7:30pm then for them, and now it's half past midnight.
No idea.
Yeah, it was probably related to Ebby birthday stuff going on over there :laugh:
Probably. I'd summon them to ask, but it's not quite 3am there yet, and they're probably sleeping.
I was searching through Rosie's posts earlier, randomly clicked on on of the page numbers, and this was the top post.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 27, 2019, 06:23:40 PM
Welcome to the forum, Verdauga! Nice to meet you!
Time flies.
No kidding.
...In a closet...?
It carries them in a backpack for easy reach, duh ::)
Oh, right. That makes more sense.
I occasionally exhibit it. Sense, that is.
The question is, can time jump forward or back one or more hours instantaneously?
Of course not! It's impossible, silly!
So, what do you say about what will happen at 02:00am GMT on Sunday?
Quote from: Booklover on March 26, 2020, 05:27:37 PM
The question is, can time jump forward or back one or more hours instantaneously?
Yes. O_O
If time really is jumping forward or back an hour then, how do you know it's at 2:00, hmm?
Because it's at 2:00am when it goes forward one hour to 3:00am.
But when it's 3:00 AM, does jump an hour back? Do you have some delayed daylight saving time thing going on there?
At 2:00am GMT on the last Sunday in March, all across Britain, clocks go forward one hour, making it BST (British Summer Time). At 3:00am BST on the last Sunday in October, clocks go back one hour, making it GMT again.
Of course, that's purely a traditional construct. We've already had our time change over here, and it isn't really necessary. Furthermore, the time itself isn't changing. The displayed numbers on our clocks are.
Time is an abstract concept.
Units of time are. Time itself is very definite.
Have you heard of Lobsang (preferably the Discworld character and not the Long Earth one)?
Time itself trucks on at the same speed it always has (Or does it?) but the way we look at it changes when we set our clocks forward or back (which is an entirely stupid concept and the sooner it's gotten rid of the better)
And also no, I have not.
Quote from: Booklover on March 26, 2020, 11:10:37 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 26, 2020, 02:39:14 AM
*thinks*
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
oh, sorry...*stops thinking. falls* This is your falt Booooooooookloveeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!! *splats*
If you can't think, you can't blame me.
I can.
But if you are unable to think, you couldn't have.
What?...
Yes.
O.o
This is page 1:58. Two to two.
no page 222
Two two two. Two to two.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2019, 04:09:22 PM
14,985
Quote from: Matthias720 on October 31, 2019, 09:39:19 PM
If we start the clock tomorrow (Nov 1) and we aim for Dec 31, 2020, we would need 116 posts, just under 6 pages, every day to get this topic locked by then.
I mean, is that a challange? We can just turn this into a spam war to get there (not that I'd recommend such a thing)
On a side note, i'm SUPER BUMMED I missed the locking of the previous thread. DANGIT
That's ancient history.
I am bring it back.
Still ancient history.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 26, 2020, 08:08:39 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2019, 04:09:22 PM
14,985
Quote from: Matthias720 on October 31, 2019, 09:39:19 PM
If we start the clock tomorrow (Nov 1) and we aim for Dec 31, 2020, we would need 116 posts, just under 6 pages, every day to get this topic locked by then.
I mean, is that a challange? We can just turn this into a spam war to get there (not that I'd recommend such a thing)
On a side note, i'm SUPER BUMMED I missed the locking of the previous thread. DANGIT
Why must you remind me of this pain?
We do need to speed up slightly, even so.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 08:23:34 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 26, 2020, 08:08:39 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2019, 04:09:22 PM
14,985
Quote from: Matthias720 on October 31, 2019, 09:39:19 PM
If we start the clock tomorrow (Nov 1) and we aim for Dec 31, 2020, we would need 116 posts, just under 6 pages, every day to get this topic locked by then.
I mean, is that a challange? We can just turn this into a spam war to get there (not that I'd recommend such a thing)
On a side note, i'm SUPER BUMMED I missed the locking of the previous thread. DANGIT
Why must you remind me of this pain?
*laughs evily*
11,668
Quote from: Booklover on March 26, 2020, 08:24:39 PM
We do need to speed up slightly, even so.
We're making fairly decent progress, honestly.
Is it enough, though? Is it enough?
Almost, but not quite.
Ooo! Bookie 3333!
So, let's make it more than enough.
Yes!
Yiss!
But how?
By posting a lot, of course.
Will that work though?
If we do it enough.
Mangoes! *throws mangoes to everyone*
*Dodges.* Can you not though?
Don't you like mangoes?
*Looks at my clock.*
I should probably write another chapter...
*Looks at my wrist.* I agree.
Mebbe later.
Actually, I should copy ch.2 to the textfile.
*looks at the top left corner of my iPad screen* I should probably go at some point.
Probably.
*Is a little too lazy to check the time zone
9:30 pm.
Ah. Goodnight.
Quote from: Booklover on March 26, 2020, 09:06:51 PM
Mangoes! *throws mangoes to everyone*
Teer gave Ebby one for her birthday (along with a pinapple)
Speaking of time, do you guys look at your watch even when the time is on your computer screen or, even better, ask somebody else what the time is when you've got your computer open and could just look at it?
My family doesn't wear watches at home, but I have a perfectly good clock on my computer, and still go out into the kitchen to check the clock there.
I do, mine is a hand me down from Teer..
Quote from: Verdauga on March 26, 2020, 10:36:26 PM
My family doesn't wear watches at home, but I have a perfectly good clock on my computer, and still go out into the kitchen to check the clock there.
Noice! That makes me feel a bit better.
XD
why? what makes you not be happy?
I'm happy. Why do you ask?
I don't know...
Oh. Nice profile pic.
Yes?
DO IT PLEASE
*evil laugh*
Do what?
I will be highly upset if you don't fill your end of the deal. I'm already perturbed that you left yesterday as it is.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 03:47:18 AM
I will be highly upset if you don't fill your end of the deal. I'm already perturbed that you left yesterday as it is.
Ah, that makes sense. You may want to brace yourself.
XD dude, chill.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 03:48:54 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 03:47:18 AM
I will be highly upset if you don't fill your end of the deal. I'm already perturbed that you left yesterday as it is.
Ah, that makes sense. You may want to brace yourself.
Believe you me, I am.
Alrighty, here goes:
Spoiler
Removed.
-_-
Middle, actually
I had some other suspicions but I can't remember what they were. In order to fulfil my side of the bargain, I'll pm you as I remember them.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 03:52:41 AM
Alrighty, here goes:
Spoiler
Nerek has been gaining strength again, and she doesn't seem so annoyed by you anymore. I suspect that you've been assisting her to break free of her bonds. EDIT; Teer has me at sword point! HELP
Lies!
Lass, I don't think you're supposed to quote that :laugh:
They're suspicions, anyway. I never said they were facts.
So... why do you suspect the first part? It isn't true, as far as I'm aware.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 03:56:49 AM
I had some other suspicions but I can't remember what they were. In order to fulfil my side of the bargain, I'll pm you as I remember them.
I'll be on the lookout then :laugh:
Heeeeelpp-*is taken*
Somebody should probably help her.
*trys to yell out again but can't*
...Nah, she's probably in good clawshands.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 04:00:03 AM
So... why do you suspect the first part? It isn't true, as far as I'm aware.
Well, I had to come up with
something interesting. I think you would have been severely annoyed if I'd said "I didn't actually have any real suspicions about you, Kade. I just found it funny how were reacting."
Even if that was maybe possibly true.
I think it's about time for you to be ended.
*falls to knees, clasping paws* Nay! Wilt thou have mercy on thy loyal servant?
For now, only due to the time of night, as I am about to retire.
If you should... remember any other suspicions. DO feel free to inform me via PM.
In fact, I suggest you do so before I next appear. For your sake. ^-^
Good night, dearest Teer.
G-G-Goodnight, K-Kade. *begins desperately trying to think of all suspicions I had, while looking around for a suitable hiding place*
*is gone*
If anybeast wants to know where I am, just check my status.
*is hiding*
*knows were*
*tilts head curiously* Were? Do you, by chance, mean where?
*looks Teer in the eyes*
*is hiding, out of Lass' view*
*looks into Teer's soul*
*my soul is also hiding, out of Lass' view*
You're hiding in the cupboard (shame it isn't a wardrobe), and Lass is fading into the shadows.
Correct.
And I don't seem to be doing anything at all. Perhaps I should rectify that.
Yisss!
Out of curiosity, why is it a shame I'm not hiding in a wardrobe? *braces self for explanation of book reference*
It's a reference to a book I know you've read.
The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe?
Correct.
*laughs*
Unfortunately, the school production of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was postponed twice (not sure why it was the first time, but the second was because of the coronavirus).
Wait, you're doing it for a school production? Cool!
I'm a terrible actor, so I'm not, but a lot of my friends are. If it ever happens, that is.
*high fives* Yeah! another drama queen!
I like acting. I'm not very good at it but it's fun.
aye, very much so..
*Walks back into the topic.*
Hello.
Hi. How's life?
Mmm, could be better. Could be worse. Yourself?
I'm doing quite well. I'm from a big family so being stuck at home isn't too much of a problem.
Ugh. I meant to post another chapter of MDG here yesterday.
ya fiiiiiiiine
Don't worry Verdauga, we're only judging you.
It's more of being annoyed at myself.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 04:50:58 AM
For now, only due to the time of night, as I am about to retire.
If you should... remember any other suspicions. DO feel free to inform me via PM.
In fact, I suggest you do so before I next appear. For your sake. ^-^
Good night, dearest Teer.
This scares me.
That was the point, though it was meant for Teer.
But, maybe you as well, since you were playing along with her farce.
I'm scared for both of us.
HOIHO IS THE SMART ONE!!!!!!!!!
Clever, Lass.
HOIHOOOOOOO!
I can feel her enthusiasm from here
HE WAS JUST EATING ME AND THEN HE SAID IT!!!!!
WHAT DID HE SAY???
PRETTY BIRB
Ah, I found the topic in which Lass announced it.
-_-
Sorry. ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 09:46:34 PM
Ah, I found the topic in which Lass announced it.
HOIHO= CUTE PAIN!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 09:32:21 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 04:50:58 AM
For now, only due to the time of night, as I am about to retire.
If you should... remember any other suspicions. DO feel free to inform me via PM.
In fact, I suggest you do so before I next appear. For your sake. ^-^
Good night, dearest Teer.
This scares me.
Me too, Eb. I still haven't remembered any suspicions, but I'm hiding, so nobeast can find me.
*Picks up the cupboard that Teer is hiding in.*
Now what is this? A talking cupboard? I haven't seen one of these before; what say you, cupboard?
*leaps at Kade* Leave her alone!
*keeps hiding*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 10:30:34 PM
*leaps at Kade* Leave her alone!
What is it, sweetie? Do you know this cupboard?
*is starting to feel decidedly uncomfortable*
*Accidentally shakes the cupboard slightly and hears some rattling inside.* Oh, is there something in there?
*lands on Kade's back and wraps arms around his throat* Put her down!
*is getting dizzy as well as uncomfortable*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 10:46:06 PM
*lands on Kade's back and wraps arms around his throat* Put her down!
*The Otterbadger dense, soft fur and thick neck negate Ebby's attack.*
Dear, hugs aren't done from behind, you know. Also, why do you keep saying her?
*rolls over Kade's shoulder and sits on the cupboard* My friend is in there and you're hurting her! Stop it!
*opens the cupboard, dives out of it and hides elsewhere*
*Sets the cupboard down and looks inside, seeing nothing there.*
What are you talking about? There's nobeast inside, ya goof.
*sees in relief that Teer has escaped and shrugs in response to Kade's question* Oh, is there not? That's odd.
Psst, Eb. Don't tell him where I am.
Wait... *Looks about confusedly.* ...did you hear something Eb?
*is hiding silently*
I know I heard something... *Begins searching around.*
*fervently hopes Kade doesn't find me*
*Comes across a room full of tables.*
Ok... who decided this was a good idea?
It wasn't me. Why don't you stop looking for nonexistent voices and do something more constructive?
What could be more constructive than redecorating this room? It's in teerible shape. *Begins tossing tables out of the room.*
Yeah, totally non-existent voices.
*Actually noticed kade's pun.*
*Smacks Kade.*
*laughs*
*also noticed the pun but is too busy hiding to react*
Ok, down to one last table in here! Normally I'd leave it, but... it's in pretty bad condition. Probably best just to junk it.
*holds table securely to the ground*
*Was about to remove the table from the room, but turned as Eb leaped and caught her in his arms.*
Awwww, if you just wanted a hug, you should've just said so!
Phew!
(Teer, you owe me.)
(I know. I will be sure to repay me debt as soon as I'm able)
*loosens grip on table legs*
Hello, darlings! should I pop in?
(Darlings plural?)
(Is that supposed to be a pun about Mary Poppins?)
Yes.
(Oh. Well... yeah, feel free to pop in. Just don't give away my hiding place)
*Smiles, then sets Eb down.* Hugs are nice. Ok, time to get this table out! *Grabs it and defenestrates it out of the room.*
*Is striking a pose underneath the table.*
Why, hello there.
*whimpers and scrambles for cover elsewhere*
*shakes vigourously and follows Teer*
Kade! there's cake on that! please put it back, before I drop the super!
*is hiding again*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 27, 2020, 11:39:13 PM
Kade! there's cake on that! please put it back, before I drop the super!
*Is busy watching Eb's odd dance.* Hmm? Oh, sorry Lass. The cake is outside now.
(Odd dance? I shook myself and then followed Teer into hiding.)
*is still hiding*
Goodness, Eb seems to vanished! Where could she be? *Begins searching around.*
(Uh oh.)
*is beginning to feel a bit squished*
*Yawns.* All this searching about has really tired me out though, geez.
*comes out of hiding and runs away from Teer*
*Posts.*
*hides*
*Sees Eb and is about to call out to her, but then notices the double mattress bed.* Ooo! Just what I was looking for! *Belly flops onto the bed.*
*squeaks in pain*
Huh? This mattress is kinda squeaky... a bit lumpy too....
Ah well, time for sleep! *Falls asleep.*
*whimpers*
*Snuffles in his sleep.*
*is not very comfortable*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 12:03:35 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 27, 2020, 11:39:13 PM
Kade! there's cake on that! please put it back, before I drop the super!
*Is busy watching Eb's odd dance.* Hmm? Oh, sorry Lass. The cake is outside now.
wut...
*changes direction and charges toward the mattress, leaping and landing on Kade's back* You're squashing Teer! Get up!
*would laugh but is currently indisposed*
*Eb lands on the soft, luxurious fur of the Otterbadger's back. Kade seems unfazed and is still sleeping soundly.*
*pokes Kade firmly* Wake up! Wake up or I'll go and roll in a mud puddle!
*The Kade from the Wildcat Wash thread shows up suddenly.* I'm sorry, what was that now?
*is slowly losing consciousness from lack of air*
*jumps down and desperately tugs the other Kade's paw* Please, Teer is stuck under this mattress and I can't get Kade to wake up!
(I'm trying to hide from Kade, Eb. Telling him that I'm under the mattress is not particularly helpful)
Oh, she is now? *Walks over and flips the mattress over, sending the Kade from this thread flying, and catches Teer before she can run away.*
Now, dear sister (in-law, sort of), why are you hiding in a place like that?
*is unconscious and, therefore, unable to answer*
HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE *Heimlich maneuver activates.*
I'm sorry, Teer. I thought it was better you be found by Kade than suffocate. I apologise for my mistake.
*is jerked into consciousness* Wh-at a-re yo-ou do-ing-?
:-X
*sighs jerkily*
Haha
It-'s no-ot fun-ny-!
Yes, she's alive! I'm a HERO!!!!! *Note: Heimlich Maneuver is still active.*
STOP!
Kade, you can stop now.
N-o 's no-t!
Don't worry everyone! I've just switched from saving her life to punishing her! *Heimliching intensifies.*
P-l-ea-se, ha-ve merc-y o-n me-ee, B-o-ss.
'Don't worry' you say, as you injure my friend! Let her go! *bites Kade's paw*
H-ey, Eb, b-ee ni-ce t-o you-r hus-ban-d!
I will as soon as he starts being nice to my friends! *bites again*
I de-serve it.
Be careful sweetie, my paws are moving quite a bit, so you may end up biting Teer. Also, she's my sister now, so I think that means I'm allowed to do this, right? *Heimliching continues.*
You are not! You may have the right to do it to me, but not her!
An-d be-side-s, i-t coul-d be wor-se. He-'s no-t mak-ing m-e wat-ch St-ar War-s Chr-is-t-mas sp-eci-al.
Oh don't worry. I'd never do that to a creature, trust me. *Heimliching continues.*
Se-e, E-b? He-'s rea-ll-y a ve-ry kin-d bea-st.
I think I've been punished enough, Boss.
*laughs*
*doesn't laugh*
For now, I suppose.
*Releases Teer.*
There, all better, huh?
*laughs even harder*
*falls on knees* Thank you, Kade. Your kindness and mercy are appreciated. If there is anything I can do to repay the kindness you've shown me, do not hesitate to ask.
Tell you what. I'll drop this whole mess regarding your broken promise, if you can make a different promise. *Kneels down and leans over, bring his mouth right next to Teer's ear.* Leave my wife alone.
Awww, that's so cute!
I'm sorry, was that the sound of you asking for a slow death?
It's just so cute how you watch out for your wife.
*Pulls out enchanted fork and holds it under Teer's chin.*
I suggest you change your tune, before I change it for you.
Seriously, you two are so adorable!
*Sighs and puts the fork away.* Yeah yeah, like you and Verdauga are any different ::)
*smiles reluctantly* I won't leave your wife alone, because she's my best friend and sister and I don't want her to get lonely, but I'll be nice to her. Do we have a deal?
That's a deal then. *Gives Teerie a big ol' Otterbadger hug.*
>_>
*hugs Kade* By the way, I remembered a suspicion about you. I'll pm you now.
-_-
*smiles happily*
Well, you ruined that hug at least. Anyways, I'm just pleased we were able to come to an accord.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 06:37:45 AM
Well, you ruined that hug at least. Anyways, I'm just pleased we were able to come to an accord.
How did I ruin the hug?
You interrupted with that "suspicion" you sent me. And that RUINED it!
Oh, sorry. *hugs Kade again*
*Smiles and returns the hug.*
*is happy*
^_^
Woooow.
*is still hugging Kade*
I agree.
you threten her, and now hugs?...
We made up quickly. *Is still hugging Teer.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 28, 2020, 07:01:03 AM
you threten her, and now hugs?...
We're siblings, Lass. You should know how it works.
*is still hugging Kade*
>:(
What's wrong? *Is still hugging Teer.*
*is still hugging Kade* I think we may have been hugging for long enough now.
Oh fine, I suppose. *Releases Teerie.*
*releases Kade* That was a nice hug.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 07:10:57 AM
What's wrong? *Is still hugging Teer.*
Teer is a bean.
What did I do?
alot.
Oh. Sorry.
>:D
Whoa! ten pages?! :o
Yes. That's how much you guys did in the space of 12 hours or so.
Wow, how did we do that..
By posting every five minutes or so.
more then that ;)
15 posts a page. 10 pages. 12 hours. 720 minutes. 150 posts. 5 x 150 = 750.
math! why always Math?!
Because there's maths in everything.
*shrugs*
It's true.
but what about dragons!?
Flying relies on physics, which is applied maths.
(that was a joke, Bookie)
It was?
*posts.*
*posts*
I would like in on that in joke.
Ebby might get it...
*shrugs* welp...
So... can you explain the joke?
not really, no..,.
Why not?
long story...
We have time.
Talking of time, I'm curious about what happens to the time thing on posts when the clocks go forward. (7:12pm now).
It depends. Is your daylight saving time beginning or ending? If it's beginning, the clock times will nationally be wrong,
The clocks are going forward, if that's what you're asking.
Quote from: Booklover on March 28, 2020, 07:12:19 PM
We have time.
Talking of time, I'm curious about what happens to the time thing on posts when the clocks go forward. (7:12pm now).
well I don't.
Why not?
because I gota go! Byeeee!
Byeeee!
Hello!
Hallo!
Kia ora!
Kiore! >:D
Hey, meanie!
*Notices that he really needs to learn Maori.*
*is trying really, really hard not to get revenge on Eb for calling me a rat*
*watches Teer warily* Don't forget your promise!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 06:24:09 AM
*smiles reluctantly* I won't leave your wife alone, because she's my best friend and sister and I don't want her to get lonely, but I'll be nice to her. Do we have a deal?
No, that's not good. Kade made me promise I wouldn't hurt Eb so I can't even get revenge! Ugh! Otterbadgers and their high moral standards!
You can..... smack Kade? I dunno...
Nah, he was right. I really do need to be nicer to my sisters. And don't worry, Eb, I don't plan to forget my promise. There would be consequences and they'd be applied by Kade, which isn't something I want to deal with.
Yeah!!!
I didn't make any promises about being nice to you, Lass.
The greetings are finished, Booklover.
Why? Aren't I allowed to greet people?
Correct.
Why aren't I allowed to greet people?
I don't know.
So, there's no reason?
Not that I can think of.
Well then, good evening/morning to you!
And you also. Thank you for the kind sentiments.
That's alright.
*begins making a daisy chain*
*wonders what a crêpe du chêne would be like*
*doesn't wonder that*
The aging ape...
*eyes widen*
Was out of shape...
*eyes widen further*
Because he ate and ate and ate.
*eyes disappear altogether*
Lol. Have you heard that song before?
Unlikely.
Yeah, it's extremely obscure. :P
Mhmm. *eyes reappear*
Creepy.
Hey, I'm not the one who was singing about apes who eat too much.
I... didn't think you'd be so enthusiastic about that.
why?
Honestly, I'm not really sure.
-_-
that's helpful.
My thoughts exactly.
>:(
I agree wholeheartedly.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/5d/d1/995dd183d13049ebd973f2ce3def5599.jpg)
No, a chef would have chopped the potato up and boiled it alive.
O.O
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/23/bd/de23bd4f2229cd55b5210383f8eb74c7.jpg)
That dude's mean.
Hehe...yeah..
*
p
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k
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C
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>:D
@Cornflower MM you just got poked!
Over eleven posts.
oh come on! we can do better then that!!!
Nah, don't spam the topic. We could try some... other methods. Wanna have a fist fight? (NOT in real life!!!)
Hah!
Hah, yourself!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 29, 2020, 05:34:19 AM
Nah, don't spam the topic. We could try some... other methods. Wanna have a fist fight? (NOT in real life!!!)
No! why would I you think of such a thing!? truly evil! (you got start it though...)
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( >:D ^-^ :laugh: :-| 8-) º-) 8D 8( >8(
But why was I poked? D:
why would you do this to me Ebby!? Whhhhhhyyyyyyy?!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 29, 2020, 05:48:59 AM
But why was I poked? D:
ask Teer.
Hi
Hello
Greetings
Mae govannen
*throws a meme (https://cleanmemes.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/eathimbanana1.jpg)*
Eat them both. Problem solved.
EAT THIS!!! *throws a Redwall meme at Ebby*
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/2167709e65b72e9ebec06b47a8c11456/tumblr_p5o2ct40rz1uefxxgo1_500.jpg)
Heh, I only just realised that's Gru with a rat's head pasted over his face. No, I refuse to eat that.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Spoiler
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/tinycards/image/d0e336983eb78f6376f80cfb80d05f72)
XD
I love the look on the dog's face. Another spider meme:
Spoiler
(https://pics.me.me/that-moment-whenisee-a-spider-on-the-wall-for-rohan-17869265.png)
that's my fault ;D
Okay, bye guys! Have fun!
Bye!!!!! I'll try to be good!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 08:48:06 PM
Kiore! >:D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 09:00:30 PM
*is trying really, really hard not to get revenge on Eb for calling me a rat*
Your doing a wonderful job, Teer. ^-^
Eb darling, please don't take advantage, otherwise amendments to the promise might need to be made.
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/566ea8d92dab105c034260fa7124934e/tumblr_inline_nplse0sJMb1rp8k63_540.png)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 07:45:34 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 08:48:06 PM
Kiore! >:D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 09:00:30 PM
*is trying really, really hard not to get revenge on Eb for calling me a rat*
Your doing a wonderful job, Teer. ^-^
Eb darling, please don't take advantage, otherwise amendments to the promise might need to be made.
Amendments to the promise? *laughs nervously on Eb's behalf* That might not be a good idea.
:-X
*begins juggling*
have fun!
sculls.
An orange, a block of butter, and bag of sugar, a mixing bowl and a cheese grater. Why?
Just was curious.
Fair enough. *continues juggling*
*line face*
A few pages ago you were posting potato memes but none of you did a Sam Gamgee one. I'm ashamed of you all.
I already did the Sam ones to death, plus we'll have to many when Seb attacks...
(https://litreactor.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/header/images/column/headers/samwise_gamgee.jpg)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 29, 2020, 11:51:55 AM
I already did the Sam ones to death, plus we'll have to many when Seb attacks...
I wouldn't quite describe it as an attack. More like a well-meant attempt to educate us.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TJs5_VpIpjk/maxresdefault.jpg)
You are the ones that are attacking.
*Le gasp* W-Whaaaat? noo..
Le? *sighs* You're picking things up that you shouldn't pick up.
*Pickz up a brick inztead; it chirpz*
*hands Hiag a potato*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 29, 2020, 10:30:20 PM
Le? *sighs* You're picking things up that you shouldn't pick up.
wut....
See what I mean?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 29, 2020, 10:30:20 PM
Le? *sighs* You're picking things up that you shouldn't pick up.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Your brother is a good influence, Teer.
*laughs long and hard*
I'd disagree but my family loyalty is too strong.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 03:12:21 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 29, 2020, 10:30:20 PM
Le? *sighs* You're picking things up that you shouldn't pick up.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Your brother is a good influence, Teer.
no, he throws me places like trees...
He's talking about himself, Lass.
Hah!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 04:25:20 AM
He's talking about himself, Lass.
oh...well...he throws me as well, so he's not either...
Only when you're asking for it ^-^
no, you randomly throw me at people when you're mad at them...
Hmmm? I believe you're mistaken. ^-^
Tis kinda funny on here, but in real life, it SUCKS
Brothers were created by God to help their sisters develop enormous patience.
if your brothers threw you around, you'd not think so.
I think I'd still think so.
*Pokes Lass.*
*flinches*
I didn't poke ya that hard....
*pokes Kade and retreats hurriedly up a tree*
*Begins eating the tree.*
*screams*
*Eats the tree until Eb is low enough for the Otterbadger to pull her from the branches like a fruit.* You wanted my attention, dear?
*pokes Kade* stop eating Trees! we need them for Toilet Paper!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 06:10:19 AM
*Eats the tree until Eb is low enough for the Otterbadger to pull her from the branches like a fruit.* You wanted my attention, dear?
No! I was only copying you! You can return to whatever you were doing, if you like!
*Sets Eb down.* Ok then! So... what was I doing?
locking the topic!
Yes, as were Lass and I.
I dunno, I feel like I was doing something else....
(https://cleanmemes.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/1seepotato.jpg?w=840)
Is that what Skarzs actually looks like?
yes, he is a kitty cat...*pre-dodges*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 06:20:06 AM
I dunno, I feel like I was doing something else....
Well, surely if you were doing something else you would remember?
y-yeah...
Quote from: lass of something much on March 30, 2020, 06:25:30 AM
yes, he is a kitty cat...*pre-dodges*
@The Skarzs Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 06:28:35 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 06:20:06 AM
I dunno, I feel like I was doing something else....
Well, surely if you were doing something else you would remember?
Not necessarily, what with how my brain functions sometimes....
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? I'M SOOOOOO GONA DIE NOW!!!!! *Kills self*
Hey look, her prediction came true.
*Pokes dead Lass.*
*is now a ghost thus connot be harmed by Szark*
You doubt the Cave Troll's power? Fool.
I'm dead.
He can still harm you, probably.
no, nobeast can.
Don't underestimate him.
I Don't.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 07:37:50 AM
You doubt the Cave Troll's power? Fool.
As I said before, this is a smart one.
:laugh:
Run, Lass!
I'm dead, I can't.
Even if she could run, she'd have to face the music eventually.
*is singing the song of goom*
you don't know how that song goes, do you...
No. I've never had reason to sing it because I don't unnecessarily annoy Skarzs.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 05:49:18 AM
Brothers were created by God to help their sisters develop enormous patience.
I have to agree with that.
I have a theory that that isn't what Lass meant.
*starts making food*
*covers Teer in mayo*
*sighs*
*evil laughs coming from Mandoss halls*
*sighing intensifies*
*sings let it go* ;D
*now has that pathetic excuse for a song stuck in my head*
*is still singing it*
*is annoyed*
*is singing it over and over again*
This song's gonna get stuck inside your- This song's gonna get stuck inside your- This song's gonna get stuck inside your head!
*sings this*
YEAH
Ewwwwwwwww! *vomits*
*comes out of the bathroom, now clean* No, she's not.
HAH!
*continues drawing*
*yawns*
*Sticks an apple in Teer's mouth while she's yawning.*
that's not....
*eats the apple* I hope that wasn't poisoned.
as do I...kinda...
I thank you for your kind wishes.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 12:06:05 AM
*now has that pathetic excuse for a song stuck in my head*
Then you will like this:
Spoiler
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ee9ecbb5ef8829baabd06750fd8a8c07/tumblr_n1iv8pLEs51r3godco1_400.jpg)
Heh, nice!
Lass, I'm going to read Mossflower again. Come back.
I've read it already, silly chook!
EDIT:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 31, 2020, 08:15:15 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 12:06:05 AM
*now has that pathetic excuse for a song stuck in my head*
Then you will like this:
Spoiler
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ee9ecbb5ef8829baabd06750fd8a8c07/tumblr_n1iv8pLEs51r3godco1_400.jpg)
Ebby I love that meme!
So you don't care? Alrighty then.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 12:51:56 AM
This song's gonna get stuck inside your- This song's gonna get stuck inside your- This song's gonna get stuck inside your head!
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves and it goes like this: I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves and it goes like this: I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves and it goes like this: I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves and it goes like this: I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves and it goes like this: I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves and it goes like this: I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves and it goes like this: I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves and it goes like this.
*covers ears* even One-eye's music is better then this!
*raises eyebrow* You can't even hear it, unless you're speaking the words out loud.
Isn't it April Fool's Day for you, now?
not yet..
Aren't you twelve hours ahead of the UK, currently, though? So it's almost one in the morning for you right now?
Harry Poppins and her invisibly umbrella who tells story's about rabbits with Blue jackets...
No, rabbits wear waistcoats, didn't you know?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 06:22:59 AM
*eats the apple* I hope that wasn't poisoned.
I would never do such a thing. Who do you take me for?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 06:22:59 AM
*eats the apple* I hope that wasn't poisoned.
I would never do such a thing. Who do you take me for?
I would never do such a thing. Who do you take me for? A kidnapper? (An adultnapper?)
Do me a thing? How dare you use such language.
with ease...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 06:22:59 AM
*eats the apple* I hope that wasn't poisoned.
I would never do such a thing. Who do you take me for?
I didn't think you had, but you may have been given the apple by Lass, who could've done it with ease and little guilt.
True enough. Luckily, that wasn't the case. ^-^
Indeed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 09:36:22 PM
Do me a thing? How dare you use such language.
Autocorrect, I assume.
Or a result of my anger at the unfair accusations.I'll go and correct it.
Nobeast accused you of anything, Fin.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 10:02:20 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 06:22:59 AM
*eats the apple* I hope that wasn't poisoned.
I would never do such a thing. Who do you take me for?
I didn't think you had, but you may have been given the apple by Lass, who could've done it with ease and little guilt.
*crys*
*Comforts Lass as best as I can.*
Speaking of poisoned apples, have you noticed that both of L.M. Mongomery's series (Emily of New Moon and Anne of Green Gables) have involved the main character eating an apple and then being told that it was poisoned when it wasn't? It makes a beast wonder if L.M. Montgomery had such an experience as a child.
*is still crying*
*comforts Lass* There there, Lassie. I didn't mean it. I was just joking.
*grabs onto Teer's footpaws*
You know that she won't react the same way as Eb, right?
*nods* it works irl
*stands still*
*pokes Teer's arm*
*pokes Lass' head*
*is poked*
*Begins throwing chairs about.*
*ducks*
*hides*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 03:09:11 AM
*Begins throwing chairs about.*
Why would you do tha- *gets hit by a chair and falls unconscious*
*rushes over to Teer's limp form* Teeer! nooooooooooooooooo!!!
*is unconscious*
*hugs Teer's limp form* Teeeeeer! I ate your blueberrys!!
*Hides.*
*crys* Teeeer! wake up!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 05:25:28 AM
*hugs Teer's limp form* Teeeeeer! I ate your blueberrys!!
*regains consciousness* You WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!
YAY! it worked!
You actual bean!
I needed you to wake up...and they were really yum...
*finds Kade* Hello. Why are you hiding, brother?
>:D
Don't evil face me, Lass!
I don't know why he's hiding. I are we playing hide and seek or something?
Bean.
Dingo faced bafoon!!!!
Green eared twig!
Smokey pawed palakin!!!!!
Purple-tongued chicken!
crack skulled blither blather!!!!
Dinglehopper.
Black-nosed coward!
XD these are great!
Lily-livered librarian!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 09:27:47 AM
Lily-livered librarian!
Librarian isn't even an insult, it's a compliment.
if you were are a road line, you'd be the gross yellow one.
Probably a good thing that we aren't great at making extremely rude and insulting insults.
Probably.
Hmmm.
Yes.
No?
Correct.
Indeed.
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:09:44 AM
Probably a good thing that we aren't great at making extremely rude and insulting insults.
I think not, my Lady.
It is so.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 10:31:52 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:09:44 AM
Probably a good thing that we aren't great at making extremely rude and insulting insults.
I think not, my Lady.
Why ever not, dear lady?
Green carrots.
I see.
Carrots used to be purple.
I know. Kumara can be purple or amber, like the lights on a pilot vehicle.
Sweet potatoes?
THEY'RE CALLED KUMARA!!!
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:33:27 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 10:31:52 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:09:44 AM
Probably a good thing that we aren't great at making extremely rude and insulting insults.
I think not, my Lady.
Why ever not, dear lady?
because making up insulting insults is funny.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:33:27 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 10:31:52 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:09:44 AM
Probably a good thing that we aren't great at making extremely rude and insulting insults.
I think not, my Lady.
Why ever not, dear lady?
because making up insulting insults is funny.
Yes, they're funny. No, they're not insulting.
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:46:11 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:33:27 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 10:31:52 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:09:44 AM
Probably a good thing that we aren't great at making extremely rude and insulting insults.
I think not, my Lady.
Why ever not, dear lady?
because making up insulting insults is funny.
Yes, they're funny. No, they're not insulting.
it's insulting how funny they are...
Kumara... *retreats into a corner, muttering to self*
*throws a sack of orange kumara Teer*
*devours kumara*
*passes some kumara to Lass and Teer*
*devours that kumara too*
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 10:57:32 AM
*passes some kumara to Lass and Teer*
no thanks for offering though...
*passes what would have been Lass's kumara to Teer*
*eats that kumara slightly more calmly*
Only slightly?
*nods, retreating further into the corner*
We're in a circular room. There are no corners.
(Don't underestimate that taniwha's power. We have strange abilities)
I'm guessing you won't tell me exactly what those strange abilities are?
Dah! ::)
(Listing them all would take too long, but one of them is the ability to retreat into the corners of a round room, or anything, really)
My guess was correct, then.
shape-change your surroundings as you wish.
(The exact qualities change according to the situation)
Would you give us a demonstration?
(I just did by retreating into the corner of a round room. If you want a different one, you'll have to change the situation so I can apply it.)
Oooo! Yes give us a show!
(No.)
Hmmm... I wonder...
*goes outside* Ah, yes, I see a good opportunity.
(Oh?)
Come on.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 11:18:33 AM
(No.)
*Lass trying to do puppy eyes but just ends up looking sad eyes* Pleeeeeaaaaase!!!!
Pleeeeeaaaaaseee?
(What do you want me to do?)
(Whatever you want.)
(I want to retreat into the corner)
*does so*
Now, who's going to kills the horde of Wargals?
Fine! *kills the hordes of Wargals* Happy? I'm going to go to bed now. Goodnight.
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 11:29:51 AM
Now, who's going to kills the horde of Wargals?
Oo! Ooo! Me! pick meeeeee!!!!!
Too late. Sleep well. (I'll most likely kill you in the morning)
Good night.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 11:34:01 AM
Too late. Sleep well. (I'll most likely kill you in the morning)
*can't remember the counter quote*
(Ask Teer. Maybe she knows.)
yeah, right.
Nah, left.
Your profile pic is... imteresting.
Aye, d'ye loike it?
*Pulls out knife.*
Or should Ah ask if'n I loike thee?
It's... great editing.
Weel, Ah thanke ye fer thy complement!
*Let mae put this'ere knoife away.*
*compliment That's alright.
*Pops out of the shadows.* So who's passing about sweet potatoes now?
*gives Kade one bag of kumara and one bag of sweet potatoes*
*Slices the oonderrsahde o' the bags 'd lets the potatoes fall oot.*
Did you want some too, Verdauga?
Nae, ah cannae stan' sweet pota'oes!
Obviously not. They're round, after all.
Ohohoho! Ye wan'o join 'em?
Not particularly.
Ye sure?
Yes. In fact, I'm sure I'm sure.
Tae bad, Ah guess!
*Loonges a' Bookie.*
Lounges? Seriously? *kicks Verdauga*
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 03:02:35 PM
*gives Kade one bag of kumara and one bag of sweet potatoes*
*Has two bags of sweet potatoes.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 03:08:41 PM
*Slices the oonderrsahde o' the bags 'd lets the potatoes fall oot.*
*
HasHad two bags of sweet potatoes.*
*Is loonging at Bookie, over her kick.*
Excellent for' m'gerl!
Thank you very much. Shame yours isn't so good.
*Knocks Bookie ta' th' groond.*
Steel workin' oon th' landin'!
*continues standing up*
He sure does have an imagination, doesn't he?
I know. An extremely vivid one.
Aye, we all dae! O'courrrse, Ah'm tahkin' action!
I see, I see.
*throws a fluff tree at Verdie*
*Gets hit with a fluff tree.*
Ow-ish.
Fluff grows on trees? Cool! Where can I get one?
*Gestures to the tree that hit me.*
That's yours, though. Where can I get one?
Oh, you can have that. I have enough fluff.
Didn't expect that? ;)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 07:52:45 PM
Oh, you can have that. I have enough fluff.
No, I could never accept such a gift.
Oh, well then, I suppose you'll have to ask Lass.
Lass, have you any spare fluff trees?
I planted it in the seed is planted thead
Have you any others, though?
I have a pink one?
That will be fine, thanks.
*hands Bookie the pink fluff tree*
Out of curiosity, which colour is the one you threw at me?
>:D
BEHOLD! It was not a tree, but I! *Fluff tree happens to be an Otterbadger.*
*Hits the nope button on that right now.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 08:32:21 PM
BEHOLD! It was not a tree, but I! *Fluff tree happens to be an Otterbadger.*
that's a lie, you're to fat to throw.
I AM HUGELY MUSCULAR AND FLUFFY, VILE BEAST
Not after eating two googol pizzas you aren't.
You obviously don't understand Otterbadger anatomy.
Neither do you, if you can believe you aren't fat.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 08:37:10 PM
Not after eating two googol pizzas you aren't.
Which is probably impossible.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 08:39:29 PM
Neither do you, if you can believe you aren't fat.
I can believe it, since I'm not.
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 08:40:13 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 08:37:10 PM
Not after eating two googol pizzas you aren't.
Which is probably impossible.
I'm, like,
really good at eating pizza.
kade just got roasted.
Simply calling someone fat isn't "roasting", it's "rude".
It's also true.
I'm sorry, but you'd need to do some serious exercise to burn off that many calories.
Life is exercise for a growing Otterbadger. I was having a growth spurt at the time. I hadn't hadn't kept up my calorie intake as I did, I would have passed on. As I said...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 08:38:29 PM
You obviously don't understand Otterbadger anatomy.
(https://d1ejxu6vysztl5.cloudfront.net/comics/garfield/2006/2006-03-13.gif?v=1.1)
Hah.
So, unless my calculations are wrong: approximately 1.077252120828 x 10^98 km cubed. That does depend on pizza size, but even smaller pizzas would still make it extremely large.
The size of earth is 1.08321×10^12 km cubed.
If standard form doesn't tell you enough, the size of earth is 1083210000000 km cubed.
Two googol pizzas is (approximately) 107725212082800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 km cubed.
(By the way, you may have to scroll across to see the whole number)
indeed! ;)
You're, like, really dead from overeating.
Naaaaah, I'll be fiiiiiine
*gives up.*
i can't even do capitals anymore.
Hey, your pinky gets tired from all the shifting it has to do; I understand.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 09:01:44 PM
*gives up.*
i can't even do capitals anymore.
OH NO!!!!! WE NEED TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 09:01:44 PM
*gives up.*
i can't even do capitals anymore.
Why not?
Nah, I'm fine. Can't spell though.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 09:01:44 PM
*gives up.*
i can't even do capitals anymore.
OH NO!!!!! WE NEED TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!
Lass has got capitals for daaaaaays.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 09:11:13 PM
Nah, I'm fine. Can't spell though.
Those were correct.
I rewrote that reply about four times.
^-^
*Posts.*S
*psots*
*posts.*t
*posts.*O
*Posts.* a
(We're writing separate words, right?)
Poarwe
POWER! I NEED POWER!!!!!
I have the POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
*posts* y
Well, you beasts are certainly crazy but at least you haven't been slacking.
Today was mainly because of Verdauga though. You should be proud, despite certain betrayals he tossed your way.
I'm very proud of him. (Even though he didn't post another chapter of his story)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 09:42:21 PM
I have the POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEEED POWER THOUGHHHHHHH
I CAN GIVE YOU SOME POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THOUGH, IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 03:55:45 AM
I CAN GIVE YOU SOME POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THOUGH, IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh...yes, please do...
Ok! *Gives both Lass and Teer a large amount of POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.*
Yay.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 03:58:53 AM
Ok! *Gives both Lass and Teer a large amount of POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.*
what about Ebby? :-\
Ebby has plenty of it already. Matrimonial property and all that.
true, she could make Einstein fell dumb :P
Or make Trump feel powerless, more to the point.
Aye, anymore power and we're all stuffed.
I take offence at your comments regarding my power.
I think we're stuffed regardless.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 02, 2020, 04:09:56 AM
I take offence at your comments regarding my power.
Twas not meant in that light.
That does not stop me from taking offence.
*gives Eb a fence*
can I have one too?
Um... you see, it's a bit complicated. Fences are expensive, you know.
*takes a fence*
*smiles* I'm glad you like it.
I do, but what shall I do with it?
Um... Good question. Maybe you could use it to keep Stanley away from those palm things that spike beasts?
He's in the gum tree paddock now.
Oh. Maybe you could use it to restrain your siblings?
GENIUS
*laughs IRL*
*grins IRL* (I love making you laugh.)
*is happy*
*Takes the POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA back from Lass and Teer.*
*is sad*
That's what you get for saying my fire was imaginary, so there! *Sticks tongue out at Teer.*
*is happy again*
Hah.
My thoughts exactly.
No more foot rubs.
SHOCK HORROR
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 04:58:54 AM
No more foot rubs.
What? But Kade, you're my bestest unofficially officially adopted brother-in-law!
Aww.
Don't care. No more foot rubs.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 04:16:43 AM
Um... you see, it's a bit complicated. Fences are expensive, you know.
aw...
*shares my fence with Lass*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 05:01:47 AM
Don't care. No more foot rubs.
*retreats into the corner to cry*
*comforts Teer* I'll give you a foot rub if you teach me the technique.
I'll bathe you again.
*stands up warily* Me or Teer?
Take a guess.
I will not be threatened into leaving my friend uncomforted, Kade Rivok! *sits down defiantly*
You can comfort her, but if you try and give her a foot rub, I'll drag you to the river.
You may try, Rivok, but it may not be as easy as you think.
If promising foot rubs to Teer will make her feel better then I will do it no matter what you threaten me with.
thanks! *fences*
Or
OR
Teer could stop being mean to me.
Yes, or that. (Insane Asylum: I am trying to be nice but you are not responding. PLEASE)
I'm not being mean to you, brother. I was just congratulating you on your imagination.
I'm going to bed. Bye.
*cries*
*hugs*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 05:13:59 AM
I'm going to bed. Bye.
Goodnight, brother. Sleep well. I won't kill you in the morning if you give me a foot rub.
Pffffft
Plates.
pardon?
And bowls.
What?...What's going on...
Cups too.
*digs*
And we mustn't forget the cutlery!
*finshes*
Helloooooooo!
I should get to work on that....
In other news, HALLO!!
*blinks*
*Blinks as well. Multiple times, in fact.*
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH you won...
*winks*
*Nods.*
*sleeps*
*shakes head*
*snors*
*Sharpens cleaver.*
*wonders whether Verdauga will go crazy again*
(You're safe. The first is my only day off.)
(Every month?)
(Whew)
No. April.
(no, sleep.)
It's better for everyone that way.
Because they assume it's just a prank and either play along or wait a day.
somebeast were gone yesterday...
You came on, though, so it's mostly good.
>_>
Only mostly?
I completely missed Teer.
she was on, though... :P
Did the mods do an April Fool's thing? Daniel's topic implies that there was one, but unless it was just Verdauga, or the fact that there wasn't one, I can't think what it could have been. Did I miss it, then?
Hence I said I completely missed her. I was off by the time she got on.
I acted alone, gor any wondering.
I assumed you had.
How many April Fool's pranks did you see? A lot of companies weren't doing it because of coronavirus.
I did 't see any, but I don't look for them.
Also, Rosie's reading my April Fool's topic. Do they have a scared emoji?
Don't worry, I doubt she'll find incriminating evidence.
*Quickly edit all of my posts there.*
Nope.
Can mods find out what things were before the edits?
Erm... maybe? I haven't asked... and I haven't edited any of those posts, soo...
I doubt I'll ever need to know. I do not plan to post anything bad at any point in the future.
Me neither. It's better to apologize if that happens anyway.
Should we talk about something else?
Sure, if you want. What specifically?
You choose.
Hmmm... do you have any anticipations for MDG? (Other than ch. 3 possibly happeming.)
Chapter 4 and onwards happening.
Hah, fair enough. Let me get back on my computer.
Are you on your phone for this, then?
Right now, yeah.
Out of interest, what device do you prefer using?
I typically prefer my computer, as it's easier to type on, but my phone is more convenient, portable, and more reliable to come out of sleep mode. -_-
Quote from: Booklover on April 02, 2020, 02:03:00 PM
Did the mods do an April Fool's thing? Daniel's topic implies that there was one, but unless it was just Verdauga, or the fact that there wasn't one, I can't think what it could have been. Did I miss it, then?
There was something. Hehehe.
So the prank was the lack of one.
Okay, well, I gotta get off for now and work on my computer offline. Bye.
Bye.
And I am back.
What about front?
Quote from: Booklover on April 02, 2020, 02:03:00 PM
Did the mods do an April Fool's thing? Daniel's topic implies that there was one, but unless it was just Verdauga, or the fact that there wasn't one, I can't think what it could have been. Did I miss it, then?
Hehehehehe....I put egg on thd door nobs...(irl)
Waste of a good egg. That was a chicken (if it was a chicken egg), in another reality, you know.
so you're into the shrowdinger' cat stuff?
Hmm? Schrödinger's cat is about a cat locked in a box and that you don't know if it's alive or dead until opening it, so it's simultaneously alive and dead.
Thanks. I didn't fix the problem, but anyway...
What problem?
Filesystem problem. For a little bit I thought the browser was causing it, but no such luck.
Ah, I understand.
Quote from: Booklover on April 02, 2020, 05:21:26 PM
Hmm? Schrödinger's cat is about a cat locked in a box and that you don't know if it's alive or dead until opening it, so it's simultaneously alive and dead.
and alternate worlds.
I wasn't talking about alternate worlds. I was just saying that the egg could have been a chicken, if you hadn't used it to get egg on the door handles (which couldn't happen once they did whatever they did to stop the eggs hatching).
::)
;D
I don't think I've ever seen you make that face.
*Was about to go into why eggs like that shouldn't be able to hatch, but decides to not.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 06:17:12 PM
*Was about to go into why eggs like that shouldn't be able to hatch, but decides to not.*
thank you for
not doing that.
I'm very interested, actually.
Don't, uh... don't worry about it.
It happens, though.*Write this down in the records.*
What records?
*adds a few words to the list*
What happens?
Isn't curiosity a good thing?
So, did anyone experience anything for April Fools day? (Besides Verdauga, that is ;D)
Almost every company didn't do it.
Yeah, I noticed that as well. Not surprising, I suppose, all things considered.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 06:35:13 PM
So, did anyone experience anything for April Fools day? (Besides Verdauga, that is ;D)
yeah, Teer did...she was sooo mad at me...
The eggs?
no, I hid one of each of her pairs of shoes...
Was she going outside, though?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 02, 2020, 08:10:45 PM
no, I hid one of each of her pairs of shoes...
I thought she basically didn't wear shoes, though
she has to for work though...
Why?
Because other people.
How do you know?
and also because she shouldn't want her footpaws to be smashed.
Because other people.
An... admirable aspiration.
not really, but okay...
Welp, I'ma go watch some youtube, if ya need me, discord me.
Well, I'm going to go and read some fan fiction. If you need me, post on topics I'm likely to look at, or mention me. Or maybe not.
Lass and I were swapping accounts a couple of times. Since nobeast noticed, I suppose that means it worked.
Was it when I was online?
No wonder Lass's grammar suddenly became perfect.
Lass' grammar far from perfect and still is.
Kade, you were online for one of them.
What about me?
...I'm not quite sure. Maybe.
I am pretty sure Booklover is the most educated out of all of us.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 02, 2020, 10:34:42 PM
No wonder Lass's grammar suddenly became perfect.
Ouch...
I'm one of the youngest, so I've almost certainly received the equal least schooling, or near that, at least (depends exactly how the education (or homeschooling) system works in other countries).
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 02, 2020, 10:49:50 PM
I am pretty sure Booklover is the most educated out of all of us.
*is insulted*
Quote from: Booklover on April 02, 2020, 10:52:03 PM
I'm one of the youngest, so I've almost certainly received the equal least schooling, or near that, at least (depends exactly how the education (or homeschooling) system works in other countries).
you're just a maths nerd, so it shows more.*grins*
We're well educated in the things that count.
Welp, I'm sad.
Why are you sad, sister dear?
Her birb died the day before my birthday (which also happens to be the day I finally failed to postpone my marriage any further).
Oh, that explains it.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 05:45:18 AM
Her birb died the day before my birthday (which also happens to be the day I finally failed to postpone my marriage any further).
DO NOT SPEEK OF THE POOR WHITE BIRB! (also, we only call Hoiho a birb.)
Okay then.
thank you..
your welcome!
What can I say except you're welcome? Multiple things, actually. Anytime, that's alright, you'd do the same for me, it's nothing. Blue purple pigs fly. I mean, you could say that, if you wanted. Pretty much anything.
Next time somebeast says thank you, I'm definitely going to say 'Blue pigs fly.'
Well, the chance of someone saying thank you is almost the same as the chance of blue pigs flying.
No, not really. Kiwis are generally quite polite.
Unlike a lot of people in Britain, then. We're good at apologising when it's not our fault, but most people aren't so good at saying thank you.
that's not good... :(
Do you think the world is getting worse or better, overall?
Worse. Young ones now days have no respect for their elders!
Save a few.
Aye, irl, I try to be respectful, helpful and kind, though on here, I like to joke around, a bit...
Your definition of 'a bit' is imteresting.
Quote from: Booklover on April 03, 2020, 10:54:10 AM
Save a few.
Yeah, us homeschoolers are generally better behaved.
Are you saying I'm badly behaved? I know you said generally, don't worry.
no
Quote from: Booklover on April 03, 2020, 11:17:05 AM
Your definition of 'a bit' is imteresting.
Hehehe...yeah, it is...
Quote from: Booklover on April 03, 2020, 11:24:45 AM
Are you saying I'm badly behaved? I know you said generally, don't worry.
Yes. What are you going to do about it?
O_o
o_O
*harsh laughter*
*Is mildly concerned*
*harsh laughter turns into soft chuckles*
Heheh...heh?
*nods* Yeah. Booklover, in case you hadn't realised, I was joking. I don't think you're badly behaved.
I did realise. You should always read the small print.
I'm falling asleep. My eyes keep trying to close.
*waves something in front of Russa* You are feeling very sleepy... sleepy... sleepy... sleepy...
Hey, it's working!
So long as you can sleeppost.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 03, 2020, 11:49:16 AM
I'm falling asleep. My eyes keep trying to close.
Yeah, I should probably go to bed too. It's *yawns* late.
Quote from: Booklover on April 03, 2020, 11:47:09 AM
I did realise. You should always read the small print.
I did read the small print, I just chose to ignore it for humour's sake.
Oh, yeah, it's almost midnight for you, isn't it?
Humour is very important.
Yes, on both accounts.
I think it's time for me to go.
Bye!
Bye!
Goodnight, Russa!
I'm going to go to bed too. Nighty night, everybeast.
Goodnight!
*yawns and leaves, for now*
*would stay, but everyone else is leaving*
@Booklover PLEASE STAY!!!!!!
I was reading fanfiction.
yeah, I was watching YouTube..
I'm probably going to end up spending most of the next however long it is until lockdown ends reading (either fanfiction or books).
Would it be possible to stop me reading, do you think?
yes, but I would never do such a thing.
Hypothetically, how would you go about it?
All right guys, Hear me out, hear me out.
Darth Temmie.
Quote from: Booklover on April 03, 2020, 01:08:39 PM
Hypothetically, how would you go about it?
I'd rather not tell you....
Quote from: Verdauga on April 03, 2020, 01:31:13 PM
All right guys, Hear me out, hear me out.
Darth Temmie.
Something to do with Star Wars? I'm afraid I don't know any more than that.
Let's lock it up!
Darth Temmie, or this thread?
DIS THREAD
Are you sure you don't mean Darth Temmie?
YES.
Sure you're sure?
No.
*locks Darth Temmie up*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
What? Did you mean that you don't want this topic locked?
no
So.... what were you complaining about?
Why is that a problem?
*Posts.*
*wonders why so many brilliant conversations end unsatisfactorily*
*Because I'm here.*
You aren't everywhere, though.
*Realizes my secret has been kept.*
*wonders if Verdauga realises that saying you have a secret makes people want to know what it is*
*Realizes this as well, but still posts in asterisks.*
does what would happen on discord if I posted in asterisks
HAH!
It is annoying, though, especially since underscores do the same thing, apparently.
ah, well...
So... four or five conversations, probably?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 05:45:18 AM
(which also happens to be the day I finally failed to postpone my marriage any further).
-_-
Well, at least Teer is grateful about the whole thing.
You're on your honeymoon now. Surely that's a good thing?
I think so, at least.
*insert RA reference of your choice here*
[Insert meme of Batman slapping Robin here]
Kidding.
What do baby goats have to do with this?
Bleats me.
*can't think of any other goat joke (something about 'hoof', maybe?)*
Maybe.
On another goat, a guest is viewing my profile. I'm famous.
I wonder, would my forum profile come up sooner than yours, in a google search of each of our usernames?
*Is currently running a search to find out.*
This could take a while.
I did a search for just the name, and it brought up the forums, but not my profile page. I figured it didn't list profile pages as search results, but I searches "Kade Rivok user profile" and it brought his up first.
I still haven't found either of ours.
(Ignore this; It took a while to post.)
'Cause I'm spercial
I finally specified "Redwall Booklover user profile" and "Redwall Verdauga user profile".
I still haven't found mine but Booklover's was the first result.
I also pulled up a post from the RP that Skarzs, Jukka, Cornflower, and Dan are having. Because Duckduckgo.
And after all that, here we are.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 03, 2020, 06:41:47 PM
I finally specified "Redwall Booklover user profile" and "Redwall Verdauga user profile".
I still haven't found mine but Booklover's was the first result.
I also pulled up a post from the RP that Skarzs, Jukka, Cornflower, and Dan are having. Because Duckduckgo.
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
Booklover Redwall got my profile as the first result, and I'm not even going to try with you because Verdauga is a character in the series, so there's almost certainly going to be loads before your profile. Although the forum should come up eventually.
On another note, I finally went to Google, and it brought up an old version of my profile page as the second result, under a furaffinity account. Hasn't brought up yours, though.
I searched 'Ebantu the Kararehe' on Google (just that; no 'Redwall') and it came up with my profile. O_O
Yes, but that sort of thing is unlikely to be anywhere else.
I know, but I was still unsettled.
*Pats Eb on the head.* I'm sure it'll be ok.
Mm.
no, people are spying on us...*looks at [edited out]*
Kade's reaction: BUT I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOWWW!
:laugh:
I can see that the post wasn't edited -_-
She may have edited it straight after she posted it. Sometimes if you do it fast enough it doesn't put the 'last edited by blahblahblah at blahblahblah' thingy in.
Yeah, I try to do that...(most of the time, it's a miss spelling or something..)
Same, for the same reasons.
:o
I know this, but if she said something and later decided to hide it, she probably wouldn't make that decision in the 45 seconds you have to edit the post ^-^
True true.
I'm able to use my brain about once a month, so you're lucky you got to see it happen,
*cartoon spray water everywere*
*makes a quick contribution to The Cause before leaving to walk the dogs*
*makes a slightly longer (although it still counts the same) contribution to The Cause (presumably locking this topic? Can't really be anything else), before leaving to 1: check all the other topics, 2: read and 3: not make a pie (3.1415926535897932384626433...)*
*returns briefly, then leaves again, this time to read Mossflower to my little sister*
*gets excited that somebody else is actually on*
*is glad that Booklover is excited*
*is glad that Teer is glad*
*happily builds a crumble*
Builds? *tries to imagine stacking bricks to make a crumble* Could be imteresting, I suppose.
Well, you have to lay the foundations first (the fruit), then you make the bricks (flour, oats, coconut and sugar) and leave the cement (the butter) to hold everything together. It's basically a construction project.
*Sadly crumbles a build.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 04, 2020, 12:08:25 PM
Well, you have to lay the foundations first (the fruit), then you make the bricks (flour, oats, coconut and sugar) and leave the cement (the butter) to hold everything together. It's basically a construction project.
Good point. Maybe I'll build a crumble at some point.
*turns on Verdauga, a wrathful light in eyes* You dare do such a thing?
Yeah.
I think he was just posting the opposite.
*starts crying*
I was.
Whoa whoa! Why are you crying?
*keeps crying regardless*
Why are you crying, dear?
Ummmmm... how do I stop you crying?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 12:12:37 PM
Why are you crying, dear?
*sniffs and wipes eyes* You- you broke my crumble! *launches back into ragged sobs with an anguished wail*
*builds another crumble* Would you like some crumble?
Oh. *chuckles.* It wasn't the same one, darling! I crumbled A build, not THE crumble you were building.
There, there.
*crumbles a crumble*
*builds a build*
O- oh. *dries eyes and manages a wobbly smile* Alright then.
*Hands Shisteer her crumble.*
Here. Sorry to upset you. *Smiles at Teer.*
Anyway, anyone want some not-crumbled crumble?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 12:19:29 PM
*Hands Shisteer her crumble.*
Here. Sorry to upset you. *Smiles at Teer.*
That's alright. *smiles properly this time* I like crumble.
Do you prefer crumbled crumble, crumbly crumble, or crumbs?
I like apricot crumble.
So do I.
I feel tempted to mention
@a crumb
How kind of you.
I also like rhubarb crumble.
And you can't go wrong with apple crumble.
Well, you can, but that's not the point.
Heheheh.
Huh.
Quote from: Booklover on April 04, 2020, 12:12:48 PM
Ummmmm... how do I stop you crying?
the power of peppermint tea....
*passes around some peppermint tea*
*drinks all the peppermint tea and, miracle of miracles, isn't crying*
Hey! That's not fair! What if the rest of us want peppermint tea?
Well... it stopped me crying, right?
Good point. Never argue with a taniwha.
Yep, that's why I said it. I don't plan to. I, of all beasts, should know how stubborn my species can be.
I guessed that. Knowledge, when used correctly, is a wonderful thing. The definition of 'correctly' is up for debate.
Well, I've done my hour and a half of procrastinating. I should probably go to bed.
You probably should.
Yep. Goodnight. (Just a couple more posts...)
Goodnight.
Yours was post 4343.
*pokes Teer*
She's probably sleeping. Although you probably know better than me.
yeah, irl
But who says the forum is any less real?
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
;D
I'm not updated yet
What do you mean?
I don't know...my tablet was like 'Hay, you should say this' and I was like 'sweet as a nutmeat!'
Hmmm, I wonder.
good...I think
I have no idea what to talk about.
My awesomeness.
There's nothing to discuss on that subject.
Sure there is.
The lack thereof, at least.
Of which, if indeed it is a lack, there is still nothing to discuss.
Ouch. Here I am, using self-deprecatory humor, and nothing?
Okay, let me put it this way. The lack of a lack is impossible to argue about, as it is obvious there is a lack of a lack of awesomeness for you.
Alas and alack, I say.
A Lass, perhaps.
Hello, said Lass.
okay, just call me something else then...
What did you take that sentence to mean? I can see two possible interpretations, although there might be more.
*shrugs* all of the above
What do you mean?
Won't I? Do you know?
know. ;D
KNOw yourself.
XD
okay then, it's okay, you're fine, everything's fine..
Is it though?
yes 100% no doubt!
does it though? ;D
I'm stuck in a loop hole!!!!!!!
Why? *takes Lass out of the hole before she dies*
Don't you have a knife? Just cut the loop.
Quote from: Booklover on April 04, 2020, 05:30:45 PM
Why? *takes Lass out of the hole before she dies*
ah, thanks, it's not for me to die in though
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 05:18:28 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 04, 2020, 05:11:24 PM
Is it though?
AAAAAAHHHHHi Corn. How're things?
Hey Verdauga! They're alright, nothing notable. How're things for you?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 05:32:20 PM
Don't you have a knife? Just cut the loop.
That still leaves the hole, though.
aye, and the stuck
But you're out now, so it's fine.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 04, 2020, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 05:18:28 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 04, 2020, 05:11:24 PM
Is it though?
AAAAAAHHHHHi Corn. How're things?
Hey Verdauga! They're alright, nothing notable. How're things for you?
Pretty good. Another of our mowers has died :laugh: but other than that, fine.
How many mowers do you have?
Two push mowers and two riding mowers.
Used to have four push mowers and a third riding mower.
Do you even need that many?
One riding mower hasn't been run in two years, so we're effectively down to one and two.
We have three to four acres of cleared property. And, as of our newest cnesus of working mowers, one pushmower to mow that with.
Okay, fair enough.
Ugh, census. Not "Cnesus" Sorry about that.
I worked out what you meant.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 06:49:04 PM
One riding mower hasn't been run in two years, so we're effectively down to one and two.
We have three to four acres of cleared property. And, as of our newest cnesus of working mowers, one pushmower to mow that with.
Why don't you just get some sheep? They're so much more practical.
yes, indeed.
*steals the honey*
Oi!!! *skwishess Teer*
*doesn't know what 'skwishess' means and is, therefore, unaffected*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 12:36:56 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 06:49:04 PM
One riding mower hasn't been run in two years, so we're effectively down to one and two.
We have three to four acres of cleared property. And, as of our newest cnesus of working mowers, one pushmower to mow that with.
Why don't you just get some sheep? They're so much more practical.
purchase money, maintenance, housing, speed, arbitrative mowing, and even mowing...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 02:42:18 AM
*doesn't know what 'skwishess' means and is, therefore, unaffected*
(I had it in my sig for months!!! 'squishes')
Purchase costs are probably less than a ride on lawnmower, though I'm not exactly certain about that. They certainly are in New Zealand. Maintenance only involves a good haircut a couple of times a year, which you can give with a pair of hand shears and it costs very little. Housing is unnecessary. Sheep are perfectly happy to live out in the open. (Though that could be different in America, depending on how cold your winters get. Even then, it's not that hard to build a shed for them to spend the night in) Sheep can be surprisingly fast, actually. In New Zealand, we have sheep races. They're hilarious. Arbitrative mowing? I'm not sure I'm familiar with that term. As for evenness, sheep are quite good at that.
*falls asleep*
*doesn't fall asleep*
*is sleeping*
*is not sleeping*
(Well, erm...okay then, be like that! Lass out)
No, don't leave!
Gas? Why is it sad?
(yes, gas)
Why was it sad?
Because his friend has no more information!
Information about what?
Information about information. Meta information.
But which friend?
The friend with no more information.
the mouse is right, Teer.
How do you know I'm not left?
You know that I use the same profile pic for discord, some of my friends on another server called it a hamster.
HAH! a hamster?! that's great! :laugh:
Is that why the gas was sad, because his friend didn't have enough information so he called him a hamster?
Which then ended up with them changing the nickname to:
the one with the weird profile pic
the one with the cute profile pic
cute hamster
Russian hamster
BlueFin43
BlueFin42
(There might have been a few others, I can't remember)
Where does the BlueFin come from?
It's hard to explain.
Can you please do it anyway?
Sorry, but I can't really explain.
Humph. I'm going to bed.
Goodnight/very early morning.
Hehehe, she's a chook...
Is a chook a chick?
Chook, chicken
Chick, chick, chick, chick, chicken.
Chook, Chook, Chookie
Chook, chook, chook, chook, chookie chook.
Chook, chook, Chookie, chooken, chook.
No.
>:(
Hey, there's no need to be grumpy.
there is much need!
I've been searching over some memes.
Here you go:
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsfwfun.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F01%2FSasuke-Being-Choked-Memes-sasuke-choke-scene-Naruto-memes-Choking-Sasuke-meme-Boidushya.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
...What?
It's a mashup of two different meme formats, which is why I thought it was kinda funny.
:-X
Oh. *laughs belatedly*
*Shrugs.*
I still can't fix my filesystem problem. It's rather serious.
Uh, that's rather annoying. Do you know what the problem is?
I think not...
Well, I suppose there is a first time for everything after all! *applauds*
The filesystem uses a thing called "inodes" which tell the pc how much memory it has. When those register as full, I cannot add files to the computer because it thinks it's out of memory.
Ah, see. Judging by your wording choice, the computer's memory isn't actually full, it just thinks it is? You could try loading some stuff onto a USB stick and clearing it from the pc, of deleting some bloatware.
Thing is, except for a few packages and some pictures, everything on the filesystem is original to the install.
I'll just have to get on on my other distro and delete things.
I thought you went to bed..
I had to wash the dishes, and my parents typically shut off the interweb access by this time. Any of these posts could be my last.
:o
Indeed. Fun, isn't it?
Hey, Lass. You want to hear a dirty joke?
no, not at all.
Timmy fell into a mud puddle.
that's a shame, you should give him some chocolate.
All right, here's a clean one.
Spoiler
He took a bath.
You're using the dad joke principle, Verdauga.
Well, that's apparent.
Verdauga, you should be ashamed of yourself! *is secretly grinning broadly*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 03:30:15 AM
All right, here's a clean one.
Spoiler
He took a bath.
HAH! that's great! XD
*line face*
Don't encourage him, Lass.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 03:47:06 AM
Well, that's apparent.
*rolls on the floor laughing* THE PUNSSS!!!!!
*line face intensifies*
what? I love puns...I just didn't see them at first, because I didn't really read the posts...
Puns!
I love them, but can never make them...
Can't you? I'm sure I've seen you make them before.
yeah, but not often...
So, what did you do today?
umm. . .
nothin'...I had a voice chat with Seb and Keva...
Nothing? But... that means you must be dead, if you didn't breathe.
*looks down at self*...maybe I am...
No! You are most definitely alive!
O_o
o_O
Here I give you my humble contribution.
*waits for grateful applause*
...*vomits*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 10:53:55 AM
Here I give you my humble contribution.
*waits for grateful applause*
*applauds*
*bows*
What type of 'bow'?
*eats*
The kind you wrap around the violin when you send it to somebeast via ship for their birthday present.
Ah, I see.
My violin lessons will be done with Zoom next term.
My tap lessons are going to be done with Zoom.
Also, you didn't put an archery bow in. Maybe send it to an archer?
Of course! Who else would I be sending it to?
A... violinist?
No. Why on earth would you think that?
Because who else would you give a violin to?
An archer.
Does that make me an archer?
I didn't send you the violin. If you have a violin, that doesn't necessarily mean you're an archer.
*is sad*
*comforts Booklover*
I've had four violins altogether, but only one of them was originally mine.
Cool. I've had... five. Two of them were purchased especially for me but they were all second (or maybe more) paw, though I think Mum's old one (the one that I use now) was new when she got it.
The most annoying thing about the one I use currently is that it can't have music books in, because the pocket thing is too small.
My violin case doesn't even have a pocket thing. It's got a little bit at the end for rosin and that's it.
I have two rosins, because one came with the violin and I already had one.
I think I have several because basically all of our violins came with at least one and I'm the only one who plays the violin in our family so they're all mine! *evil laughter*
Why doesn't the rest of your family play the violin?
My mum got too busy with us, my older sister is now married with a baby and doesn't have the time and Lass only ever played for about a year before she quit. (Her and our violin teacher didn't get on very well, plus she was about six and had zero commitment) None of my other siblings did violin. One of them played the guitar, another two played piano and I think my brother may have played something else but they didn't get into violin.
Three of my brothers play(ed) the violin, and only one didn't. He played piano, and later on oboe (but stopped after not long). One of my brothers played both violin and piano.
That's pretty cool. Basically all of my family, including me, have been in various musicals. It's very fun. We all enjoy singing and there's a good community of actors and singers where we live, so there have been quite a few plays.
Which musicals?
A Christmas Carol, The Sound of Music, Joseph and the Technicoloured Dreamcoat, Jack and the Beanstalk, to name a few.
Which was your favourite?
Either Christmas Carol or Joseph. (Though I wasn't actually in the latter, but it was awesome to watch and I frequently sing the songs)
yeah, so, I'm lost, help...please...
explaining what is going on would be a good start...
We were discussing violins.
And musicals.
... *can't think of anything to add to this conversation...*
Then think harder.
*thinks harder*
....
. . .
*explodes*
Oops. Thinking is always a dangerous pastime.
(Yay! you got it!!!)
Do you doubt me so?
(yes, indeed)
Why, indeed?
(I really don't know...)
Oh? Knowledge is often a useful thing.
Often, not always.
That's why I said 'often'.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 04, 2020, 12:41:34 PM
*drinks all the peppermint tea and, miracle of miracles, isn't crying*
I just bought that....Quote from: Booklover on April 04, 2020, 12:57:18 PM
Good point. Never argue with a taniwha.
I will happily argue with a Taniwha, thank you.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 04:05:21 PM
My awesomeness.
Yup. So cool, much amaze. Wow.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 01:38:43 AM
I've been searching over some memes.
Here you go:
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsfwfun.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F01%2FSasuke-Being-Choked-Memes-sasuke-choke-scene-Naruto-memes-Choking-Sasuke-meme-Boidushya.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Who is this even for? :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 07:31:21 AM
*line face*
Yes.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 09:10:14 AM
*line face intensifies*
YEEEEEEES.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 01:26:27 PM
Often, not always.
You were up rather late.
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 04:43:17 PM
-_-
Mm, well done.
You quoted Teer four times, me once, Verdauga twice, and nobody else at all? What should we deduce from that, I wonder?
Whatever you want, I assume.
I thought about responding to one of your posts regarding violins, but decided to not since I didn't have anything useful to say. And you can be sure that if you had used line face, I would have quoted that as well.
-_-
It has been added to the list.
Thank you.
^-^
What would you do if (this is purely hypothetical and simply a way to relieve my boredom) I said: Kade Rivok is awesome?
Probably smile and give you a hug.
Hellooo
Hello.
Goodness Lass, do you sleep?
Isn't it only around 4am for you, Lass?
Are you sure? Didn't Teer say something about your clocks going back?
yup, I've changed mine already.
So aren't you only 11 hours ahead of me right now?
(my bad, I looked at the wrong clock)
Still, now it's 5:20 for you.
Probably better that way.
Though that is still early in the morning for someone who didn't get to bed until quite late.
Yeah. I really should stop being surprised at this point....
Especially given where we are.
*throws a pie at Kade* Think fast!
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 06:22:23 PM
Though that is still early in the morning for someone who didn't get to bed until quite late.
na, it's fiiiine
Hmmm.
Zomevhere Oot In Ze Univerze...I' tiz-
Spoiler
Not where it's always winter and never Christmas.
*Variouz fizh, Zharkz, und ozer zea-creaturez zvim aboot trough ze zky*
Sea creatures including sperm whales?
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 06:36:21 PM
Not where it's always winter and never Christmas.
Naria?
What else?
Ah actually zought ye vere talkin' aboot Doctor Vho. Ach...
Narnia for the always winter one, and Hitchhiker's for the sperm whale one.
...Und vot'z ziz large zing comin' up at me? It needz a noice round zound loike ound round ground! Ground! Aye! Ground! Ah vonder if it'll be friendz viz me? G'day Ground! *Zplat*
this is why a mouse is the best beast for you to be, Bookie!
*Psts.*
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 06:26:36 PM
*throws a pie at Kade* Think fast!
I am unable to comply with your request because of this...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:02:26 AM
I'm able to use my brain about once a month, so you're lucky you got to see it happen,
*Gets splatted in the face with a pie.*
oh goodness...
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 06:51:24 PM
this is why a mouse is the best beast for you to be, Bookie!
Why? I suppose mice are the second most intelligent creatures (dolphins more so, I believe?).
Spoiler
They commissioned the Earth, after all.
Haaaah....
You haven't read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, have you?
I know the reference. Hence my exasperation.
But... why so exasperated?
'Cause it's a reference in general
What's so bad about references?
They can feel worn down.
The nostalgia/ amusement of a reference is inversely proportional to the frequency of it's source material being referenced.
Mmmmmmhmmmmm.
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 07:22:01 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 06:51:24 PM
this is why a mouse is the best beast for you to be, Bookie!
Why? I suppose mice are the second most intelligent creatures (dolphins more so, I believe?). Spoiler
They commissioned the Earth, after all.
Spoiler
that's what I was thinking about too!!!! along with, Narnia, Redwall, and even the Hobbit, mice are always smart, good fighters and cute- "Who said that?!?"
*nods several times and goes back to sleep*
*Grabs Teer and begins shaking.* WAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!
*Can understand the sentiment.*
*Is feeling drowsy myself.*
*Grabs Verdauga and begins shaking.* WAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!
*Headbutts Kade.*
I am awake...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 08:51:39 PM
*Grabs Teer and begins shaking.* WAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!
But Kade, I need to make up for the sleep that Lass didn't get.
Just get Lass to do that, silly!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 08:48:34 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 07:22:01 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 06:51:24 PM
this is why a mouse is the best beast for you to be, Bookie!
Why? I suppose mice are the second most intelligent creatures (dolphins more so, I believe?). Spoiler
They commissioned the Earth, after all.
Spoiler
that's what I was thinking about too!!!! along with, Narnia, Redwall, and even the Hobbit, mice are always smart, good fighters and cute- "Who said that?!?"
It's likely none of us would be here if not for mice, and Redwall (though Redwall could have happened without mice, it would just be different).
That awkward moment when two people are viewing the "Who's Online" page.
Or more than two people.
*is being shaken* Kade, you can stop now. I'm thoroughly awake.
Good to hear that.
Yes, I know.
*posts again.*
*again posts*
Seriously, darling? Have you nothing to say on my behalf?
I mean, you could lock Lass out of the room and go to sleep.
Right now Kade's reading his messages, but he can let go of you pretty soon.
As always, I could teleport you out if you want....
*sighs* I'm fine. Lass isn't bothering me in the slightest and I don't actually want to go to sleep now. It was a brief nap.
Okay.
So, do you want me to teleport you away?
Nah, I'm fine. This is kind of amusing, since Kade is currently about the size of my paw. He's not shaking me much.
Theeeennn.... what was the point of my saying anything on your behalf?
I'm not really sure. It just seemed nice at the time.
Ah.
Mmm. *goes back to sleep*
*is bored*
*is asleep*
*is awake and bored*
*is having a dream about the torture of one of my characters*
Why? What did you do to them?
(I'm not the one torturing them, I'm just witness to the event)
*Is watching this via their telepathic link.* This isn't pretty.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 09:36:35 PM
(I'm not the one torturing them, I'm just witness to the event)
Okay, what happened to them?
(I'm not exactly sure. Normal torture stuff, I guess? Getting tied up in a pile of ice and then, when they're basically frozen, getting dropped into a hot bath. That sort of thing)
Should we talk about something... lighter? Such as helium.
*is asleep*
*should probably go to sleep soon*
*should probably wake up soon*
*Begins running a feather across Teer's nose while she sleeps.*
So I varnished my walking stick today.
*wakes up and eats feather* That's nice, dearest.
Yikes, watch the teeth, sis.
Oh, sorry. That feather was annoying me and it looked quite tasty.
So how is ev'ryone doing today?
Fairly well on my front. How about you?
Pretty good.
Glad to hear it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 10:10:35 PM
Oh, sorry. That feather was annoying me and it looked quite tasty.
How does a feather look tasty?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 10:11:26 PM
So how is ev'ryone doing today?
Kinda meh.
It just does.
-_-
Again, sorry.
I'm not particularly upset though.
Alrighty then.
Despite how I sound, I suppose.
Have you had a bad day? What did your boss think of your pajamas?
Not a bad day, I'm just very meh for some reason. Sorry.
He, uh... wasn't a fan.
Ah, that's alright. I hope you feel better soon.
Oh. That's not very good. What about your workmates?
I somehow doubt Kade was really in his pjs but I gotta ask.
On the forum, it's fact. Kade went to work in his pajamas.
My little sister wanted to know what I was laughing about, so I told her that Kade went to work in his pajamas. Her response was, "What if he just works a night shift?"
fact, eh? :laugh:
Yeah, little known fact, if you work a night shift, it's an instant pajama party.
*trys to contain laughter*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2020, 03:11:09 AM
Yeah, little known fact, if you work a night shift, it's an instant pajama party.
I want to work a night shift.
Hah, maybe some day you'll be lucky enough to, sis.
HAHAHA
Yeah, hopefully.
Locksmiths, at least small business ones, are basically on call all the time so we don't really have shifts. We just work when it needs doing. If we get called out in the middle of the night though, we get dressed before going to do whatever it is we have to do.
Well that's no fun. If I have to call a locksmith at 3am I'd quite prefer it if they showed up in their pajamas. At least then I wouldn't've made them get out of comfy clothes.
Interesting. Do you think it would be good for business if I turned up in my pajamas?
I mean.... so, how was/is the weather today?
It's quite frankly beautiful. They sky is a very vivid blue and the sun is shining with a pleasant intensity. Most of the trees are still green but there are a few yellow leaves here and there. Mum has two decent sized capsicums on her plant, which is pretty cool.
That sounds pretty amazing ^-^
It is. Days like this I can't help but thank God for all he's made. It's easy to remember how much He loves us when you see his beautiful creation and the amazing work of his hands.
How's the weather on your front?
Well, it's dark out, and I think it's supposed to rain, sooooo....
In all honesty though, I really like the rain, so I'm not complaining. ;D
Yeah, I wouldn't complain about rain either. It hasn't really rained properly since November so we're having a bit of a drought. (The trees are green, but the grass is dead)
Correction the grass is only mostly dead, and mostly dead is slightly alive. Seriously though, all our paddocks are tinged with green so I'm preparing for difficult behaviour from Stan.
Yeah, true. It's slowly coming back now that the sun isn't beating it mercilessly.
Hello fellas!
It is with great pleasure that I greet thee.
Yay U_U
Lily-bet!
pardon?
My cousin's nickname.
on the forum?...
Nope.
Guys! did you just fell that earthquake?!? (to the NZ people)
Yeah, it was pretty small. Dad said 'Stop shaking.' and it stopped.
HAH! the power of Dad!!! Yay for the perennials!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 07, 2020, 06:40:00 AM
Guys! did you just fell that earthquake?!? (to the NZ people)
Yes, it started a five minute long conversation about the various earthquakes we have experienced over the years.
Heh, nice.
I am trying to write fanfiction but I keep getting distracted.
Uh, fair enough. (Me too, actually, but now I need to make food and get ready for tap class)
Tap class? It's quarter past six in the evening.
I know this. I think it's a test session to make sure Zoom works. (It's at seven thirty)
Teer is taping around the room -_-
Tapping or taping?
Tapping.
Tap dancing...
Yeah, it was fun. I think I'm beginning to get the hang of flaps.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 07, 2020, 05:48:03 AM
Correction the grass is only mostly dead, and mostly dead is slightly alive.
That phrase sounds familiar (though probably not because of the grass).
Princess Bride
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 07, 2020, 04:56:56 AM
Yeah, I wouldn't complain about rain either. It hasn't really rained properly since November so we're having a bit of a drought. (The trees are green, but the grass is dead)
Well, I was talking about liking rain for less practical reasons :laugh: I just like watching and listening to a rainstorm, I find it soothing and invigorating at the same time. Being out in the rain is also nice if I don't need to worry about my clothing (and myself) getting wet.
Should have known that.
Do you know what Rob McKenna (aka a Quasi Supernormal Incremental Precipitation Inducer (aka a Rain God)), would say to you liking rain?
*. . . .*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 07, 2020, 04:15:47 AM
Interesting. Do you think it would be good for business if I turned up in my pajamas?
. . . . Fair point, most people would rather have their locksmiths dressed in less comfortable attire.
you're (probably) in bed.
You (probably) aren't.
I'm trying to finish my create the cast, but it's hard figuring who should be whom!
I'll be me! What are you doing it of?
Lackadaisy.
I think I last edited it before you joined....
I had never heard of this webcomic 'till now (assuming that's what you're referring to). Will read through ASAP.
Synopsis: Anthropomorphized cats take the place of humans in late 1920s St. Louis, where the Lackadaisy Speakeasy and Marigold speakeasy goons fight over bottles of wine. There's also an ATF guy in there somewhere, I dunno.
Some things are best left untampered with.
Meh, meh, meh meh, meh!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NRY2ZNsmafU/maxresdefault.jpg)
That's a pretty neat staff.
I love his hat.
Just saying.
y-your...profile picture! ^-^
The shading on that is amazing.
Just saying.
Your second statement is not really necessary.
Just saying.
That was the point.
Just saying.
It wasn't very pointy.
Just saying.
Well, that's just rude.
Just saying.
It wasn't intended that way.
Just saying.
Oh...sorry for taking it the wrong way...
Just saying.
That's alright.
Just saying.
Great! what to chat about next?
just saying.
YOU CAN'T SAY JUST SAYING WHEN YOU JUST ASKED ME A QUESTION. THAT IS HIGHLY IMBECILISH!!!
Just saying.
At the time, you were.
Just saying.
I was not.
Just saying.
Lemme just say this one thing:
Stop
Why should we stop? Don't you appreciate us posting?
I do.
Quote from: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 12:00:43 PM
I was not.
Just saying.
That's...not good...
Just saying.
I'm gonna go watch YouTube.
Just saying.
Goodbye.
Goodbye. Will you come back?
um, I'm just watching YouTube, not leaving!
Just saying.
Sure.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 01:24:20 PM
um, I'm just watching YouTube, not leaving!
Just saying.
Good. Unfortunately, I may have to (leave, temporarily, that is).
Okay, I just looked at the time, and I should head to bed.
Just saying.
Goodnight.
*must continue posting*
Well, you don't absolutely have to, it's just good if you do.
Go to bed.
*is sleep posting*
So, you fell asleep on your phone (or tablet, or laptop or whatever it is. Specifically the keyboard of your device). It would probably be possible to sleep post, but you're unlikely to type anything that makes sense.
if pigwigen can also give us some other stuff in my heart ♥
So that's the name of your alter ego?
tomorrow night would not want a little more of that to have this information and the trolls way is this possible, opportunity at work.
Wat
something else then I'll get the job done is fine by this morning but then sees him like it has some time tomorrow.
Oh, text recommendations.
And The person below me prefers the opposite direction of the ordinary happened before he could stop himself with a few weeks of those are still around the house of representatives from the first time I come up with a couple pans of brownies and a massive pan of spaghetti sauce.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 01:53:32 PM
if pigwigen can also give us some other stuff in my heart ♥
Pigwidgeon?
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH you will need some more information about what was this email and I'll try again on Saturday the 19th or 15th
Hmmm I wonder how many people are going to be there for a while Mickey Flanagan is the time of time to get this app to work it is a great way to waste time and time to write a book or something else to do it so I can do it again.
Hmm, in addition we would be very important to have this information and the armor has the plage in and have them for your business with my life here.
I think it was the first answer that I've had always read and it is not really that way to answer my questions or something like like this to be the best way of life and what it was like to me that was a lot like a good idea and that it would never be anything like like this because it's so very terrifying.
Coonan Classic is a good idea of the way of life and I cannot delete the [. . . . .] the name of your alter of my phone was a foolish little adventure when you get a chance to shoot the kitchen flies open up from the airport.
The only way you to do it yourself because I cannot was your time to go home to eat or at some chocolate or whatever your plans do I have something else you can come up for you could just come and see the girls at work if you're free or you do not worry I'll get there and I see if I have to them to get up.
The Three coppers who has been presented to enforce the claim that it was supposed to land around the time and money on my way back in time to stop that way when they're not a whole lot of money and the noots and he recently got my email is the best place to be an otter though there are policies against things like this mongoose and the noots and he recently got the message about a fountain of darkness and he does listen in on the party would be pretty fun to think about. This Is that roleplay still around or did it die with the old testament to the Heavens and he to get stuff from the same as before I imagine that was quick edit button shatters to be a little bulkier than I do know.
The first answer is that I am going on to do it a little later I have had to do that for three days so I'll be fine I don't know what if I wanna was a good day is the day was right for you to come home from the school and dance.
the roots are very interested but, I'm sorry for not getting in touch with her to take advantage this weekend but I'm still not sure how you been able so it should take some photos.
HAH! Now I'm on my laptop, so I don't have text recommendations!
Right except don't worry about leaving later. Like one ring did one for the holidays except right I never got something. Right away not going either right so after practice probably right eight nine to I can either. No answer right now I am.
*Slaps another post onto the topic.*
I think you need to apologise. You have no excuse for such violent behaviour. Slapping that post! How cruel!
*Punches another post onto the topic.*
Oh, yeah? Make me!
This is inexcusable and irresponsible behaviour! You realise that you could seriously injure these posts?
*Elbows another post onto the topic before looking at Booklover.*
... Wait, really? They don't seem to be affected at all.
Yes, only because they're so scared of you hurting them and they don't want to admit it. However, you simply cannot treat them like this!
@Keva Strongbow @Sebias of Redwall The sheriff and the judge need to know about this unnecessary cruelty!
*Inspects the posts for bruises.*
Oh my. . . . I'm sorry guys.
And so you should be. I have never seen anything so cruel, so mean, in my life. How dare you!
Seriously? Not even being eaten by Kade in the Spring Nameday thread?
Good point.
But I still never thought you'd stoop so low as to bully posts! Should we stop this now?
If you want. It at least give us something to post about though.
These are dark times indeed, it seems.
However, that's really not an excuse!
*Winks at Booklover.*
And what are you going to do about it, hmm?
I've summoned the sheriff and the judge, that might help.
Yeah? And what are They going to do to stop me? HHMMM??
Justice, I suppose??
. . . . Good point.
... Still, *Slaps another post onto the topic.*
Didn't I explain how mean that is?
NO TIME MUST POST.
OKAY.
GOOD.
Hey Rosie.
INDEED.
Hi, Rosie.
Hello! :D
Hi!
How are you?
Good. You?
I am good! Easter break started today. :)
Are you not in lockdown, then?
I think she's taking online courses.
Oh, yeah, I think I remember that being mentioned.
Yeah, I go to an online school. :) My state is in almost total lock-down right now and has been for quite a while.
*posts*
Booklover, what's a cheeky internet expression I could use?
Pics or it didn't happen.
That's not how it vorks, dearest.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 08, 2020, 09:34:18 PM
Booklover, what's a cheeky internet expression I could use?
I think you scared her away, Sheev..
We had a tap class today. Doing it online isn't ideal but it's certainly better than nothing. It's dancing, so it was pretty awesome.
Guys,
I had trouble wording this, but I have something to confess. I'm sorry, but I stand by what I'll say.
Spoiler
A Million Dollar Gambit Chapter Three Is Out!!!
After a long wait, it has returned! The previous chapters are included to refresh on the story.
Ch. 1
Chapter One of
The Million Dollar Gambit
I slid the compartment door closed as the other passengers came in from the verandah and got back to setting away my suitcase.
She was already filling the compartment dresser with her clothes. This was our third time together, our third trip. Different train though. I coughed to break the ice, but she didn't respond, wordlessly pulling out a deck of cards and laying them out to play solitaire. I coughed again.
"Eherghm. Sorry fer pullin' you away from your classes earlier. Just, y'know, orders is orders."
"Thanks, actually." She replied softly, not looking up from her cards. "I hate Latin class with a passion. I will miss my trig course though."
"Still," I said, choking on the tension, "It's tough; 's gotta be, moving from school to school."
She shrugged, placing a ten on the knave. "I prefer it to the alternative"
"I betchu wish your dad'd retire."
"Him, or the others. Or the law is repealed. This limbo is terrifying."
"Ya don't sound terrified."
"It isn't becoming of my position."
"Lissen, angel, I'm tryin' to break the ice over here. Could you help out a little?"
"You're old enough to be my father. What could we have in common?"
"Yer pa, for one thing."
She bit her lip, but then shook her head. "I can't tell you what you don't already know"
I moaned and leaned back into my chair. "Looks like we got a long ride ahead of us."
She didn't answer. I looked out the compartment window. Seventeen stations, and three days to do it in. Sixteen stations left to go.
* * *
Gaston yanked off his straw hat and ran his fingers through his greasy hair. "So what's the play this time, Joel? You wouldn't call me in unless it's somethin' to do wit' that Cellitorre."
"'The play', is this: we obtain-- Or, more accurately
I obtain-- a very worthwhile return on an investment of mine. I wish to share it with you."
"Uh-huh, and why would you make such a charitable decision like that?"
"Since you won't accept the goodness of my heart anymore, I'll tell you this. We're the big three, but you and I need to nail down our corners of the market before the little bug that is Cellitorre crawls underneath."
"Ha! I'd hardly call Cellitorre 'little', but I'm always happy to cut 'im down to size. So what's the play?"
"A bargain between us. I sent a gunsel on a train From Enton Station to here. He sent a shipment of wines to here as well. If he intercepts the gunsel, he has a new hire. If I intercept the shipment, my business prospers while his withers. He doesn't know where my gunman is, I don't know where his shipment is, and we can't exactly search Rouxbry after the trains arrive."
"Here's where you come in. Searching an undefined number of train cars for well over two hundred bottles of vintage isn't easy. I need your manpower to help me catch it; in return, you keep half."
Gaston Appertoire shook his head and donned his hat. "If it was anyone else but you, Joel... I'm in."
Stay Tuned
For Chapter Two of
The Million Dollar Gambit
Ch. 2
Chapter Two of
The Million Dollar Gambit
Spoiler
As Appertoire left a runner burst into the room. "Anders called, sir. He's left Enton.
I rose and placed my hand on his shoulder"Good. You have seen the routes, Appertoire. I trust you can get your men?"
"Sir, you should--" He stopped while I pressed my finger into his neck. He stayed silent until I watched Appertoire drive off. "Maribelle is with him?"
"Yessir; don't Appertoire know?"
"Let me handle who knows. Anders is the only one of mine on the train."
"Yessir."
I dismissed him with a wave and sat back at my desk. Running a speakeasy and juggling relations against the town mob boss; I hate this business. Still, he was edging into my territory; even Appertoire knew to stay on the edge of town. Cellitorre.... would learn.
* * *
I set the cards out on the table again while Anders-- I think that's his name at least-- paced the compartment, fingering the gun in his pocket every now and then.
"How many men are coming for me?" I asked, casting a glance his way. He didn't even flinch, replying with "Yer pa thought any more would attract suspicion"
"No; how many goons did what's-his-name send after me? Dad would have at least sent a telegram."
"Do you know about everything that's goin' on?"
"Why don't you tell me what you know about it, and I'll tell you what you don't."
He sighed, knowing I'd figure it out myself before the ride was over.
"Cellitorre's got goons heading to yer school to sniff ya out. He's figured out how much you know about your dad's... business. He's got a shipment of wine trainin' in, I hear, and yer pa is attemptin' to snatch it, in case they get you."
"Nice to know I'm worth
wine." I snorted.
He didn't even ask how much I knew, telling me he'd go check the rest of the train, making sure none of Cellitorre's mob were here.
As the door closed I reached for my handbag and retrieved the revolver. Three spent cases, three live shots; three bullets in Cellitorre's brother. I was only a fraction of his interest. This thing meant his life.
I slid the gun back in my purse as Anders came back in. He shook his head, watching me play my game.
"There's only one good way this'll end, angel."
I overturned the ace of spades.
"Sometimes we have to accept the cards we're dealt." I said, flicking it across the table.
Stay tuned for
Chapter Three of
A Million Dollar Gambit
I glanced up as a runner came in with yesterday's news.
"The Fernor girl! She's gone!"
"The fastest thing 'bout you is yer legs, ain't it?"
He blinked. "What?"
"Of course she's gone!" I roared. "D'ya think Fernor'd keep her there now that he knows that we know?!"
"Err... what do we know?"
I held back a roar and grabbed a cigar from the box on my desk, sitting down and taking several deep breaths. "The nearest station to the school is Enton Station. Right after that it's Frettown Two. Find Jim. Make sure he and anyone he says he needs hightail it to Frettown Station." I grit my teeth and growled. "Now."
I rubbed my eyes as he faintly called, "On it, boss!" amid the sound of running out. I glanced over at the telephone on the other end of the room and decided against callin Fernor. Better get that little bird in the hand before I shoot them two in the bush. If they got that gun, I'm done for.
* * *
"Ain't a sign of 'em yet boss," I said into the telephone. "No one was there at Enton 'r on th' train."
He breathed a sigh of relief. "That's good; early too. I trust you know the drill by now?"
"Yeah."
"... Well? What is it?"
"Get on the train, change compartments, change clothes, get to the nex' station, call in, and get a different car." I parroted back, rolling my eyes.
"Good. Keep her alive, Anders."
"I will. Call ya at Frettown One."
"I expect to hear from you four hours from now." He ended, hanging up.
I left the phone booth and immediately wished I hadn't. Staring me dead in the eyes was some goon; buttoned trenchcoat, hands in pockets, hat jammed on his head. I turned as coolly as I could and tailed some young lady until I was around a corner. Maybe he'd think she was Fernor's daughter. I walked into the baggage storage room and pulled off my suitcoat, leaning against the wall by the time he came in.
"Why, hello there. You lookin' fer someone."
"Yeah, you. You and that Fernor girl."
"Well, she already has her homework. Get back to school." I said smirking.
"You'd better tell us where she is, ya little schlub."
"Oh? an' what're ya goin' t'do? Shoot me? And let everyone know how dumb you are?"
He pulled the pistol from his pocket. I could recognize a silencer anywhere. "See this? We keep you here 'til the departure horn, and then shoot ya. No one will know."
I let out a long, shaky sigh. I don't like doing this. "Okay. That Fernor girl?" I asked.
He nodded.
"She's HERE!!" I flung my coat at him, ducking to the side while drawing my pistol. Four shots rang out and he crumpled to the floor. Moving over to the body, I grabbed his gun just as another goon stepped into the room. I emptied my mag into him, grabbed his gun and dashed out of there.
* * *
The door to the compartment slammed open and closed as Anders burst in.
"We gotta leave now angel!"
"The train isn't supposed to leave for another twenty minutes!"
"There's another train. Goes out to the old apartments place. It's leaving now! Hurry!"
I threw my clothes in my bags and dashed out to the other train, reaching it just as the final departure horn sounded, and banged on the door to be let in. That was easy enough (they didn't want to see a young lady carrying her bags on
their station), but Anders almost broke the doors leaping in.
"Ma'am, I think you're on the wrong train!" one of the cabinmen exclaimed.
"'Zactly," Anders replied, getting in his face. "We'll take the nicest room you have that isn't full."
"Err, yessir, right away sir."
*excited squeaking* Yay!
Seriously, this chapter is probably my favourite yet. It was definitely worth the wait. (Knowing what's going on helps) Thank you very much, dearest. *hugs Verdauga*
*Feels mentally exhausted.*
Thanks, dear. *Hugs Teer.*
Deary me! Why did you call Shisteer dear?
because they are married...?
Because we're MARRIED! We have the right to call each other terms of affection.
Forgive me. I did not know. :)
Look, I just joined this forum.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 09, 2020, 02:48:47 AM
Look, I just joined this forum.
um...that's a lie...
Just saying.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 09, 2020, 02:39:24 AM
Forgive me. I did not know. :)
That's perfectly alright, my friend. Just remember it for the future.
Yes, it's something very important. Their happiness together is something we all wish we could share. Aren't they such a wonderful couple?
Pffffft!!! /me splutters
Kade and Eb are also a very happy couple. (There's one good thing about this lockdown; Eb can't come over and kill me for saying stuff like that)
Quote from: lass of something much on April 09, 2020, 10:31:48 AM
Pffffft!!! /me splutters
/me glares at the Hobbit (while making smoke rings (rings, seriously?)).
*sighs and watches, sipping tea*
Quote from: Booklover on April 09, 2020, 10:35:44 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 09, 2020, 10:31:48 AM
Pffffft!!! /me splutters
/me glares at the Hobbit (while making smoke rings (rings, seriously?)).
/me pokes tongue out at Gandelf
Tea?? TEA?? Would you like some Arridi coffee with honey in?
Thank you for the kind offer, child, but that will not be necessary.
/me hides the honey
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 09, 2020, 10:39:54 AM
Thank you for the kind offer, child, but that will not be necessary.
Why not? (also, that colour hurts my eyes)
/me retrieves the honey and confiscates the Naughty Hobbit's coffee.
No second, third or fourth breakfast for you, Naughty Hobbit!
Because I have tea. It's deliciously herbal peppermint tea, in fact. It's not necessary to have more than one hot drink. (Is this colour better?)
Yes, that colour is better.
Oh, that's good.
Agreed.
Quote from: Gandelf on April 09, 2020, 10:44:49 AM
/me retrieves the honey and confiscates the Naughty Hobbit's coffee.
No second, third or fourth breakfast for you, Naughty Hobbit!
/me gasps
b-ut...I'll starve!!!
Indeed.
No, you will not. You can survive perfectly well without so many breakfasts.
/me stagers back, nocking a dead body into a well
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!
Did you know, a lot of people live perfectly well with just three meals a day? However, there are some people in the world who can't even manage that and are starving.
*nods slowly*
*nods slightly quicker*
*Treebeard voice* Don't be hasty.
(That colour isn't great either)
/me sings "Home is behind the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade"
I see.
Spoiler
Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where never sun has shone,
By streams that never find the sea;
Over snow by winter sown,
And through the merry flowers of June,
Over grass and over stone,
And under mountains in the moon.
Roads go ever ever on,
Under cloud and under star.
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen,
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green,
And trees and hills they long have known.
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way,
Where many paths and errands meet.
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with weary feet,
Until it joins some larger way,
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone.
Let others follow, if they can!
Let them a journety new begin.
But I at last with weary feet
Will turn towards the lighted inn,
My evening-rest and sleep to meet.
Still 'round the corner there may wait
A new road or secret gate;
And though I oft have passed them by,
A day will come at last when I
Shall take the hidden paths that run
West of the Moon, East of the Sun.
/me vomits
Why?
Is this colour annoying to read?
Yes.
Thought so.
*takes another sip of tea*
Then you wouldn't exactly have managed to vomit anything up.
Indeed.
Indeed, indeed.
*sips tea*
*sips coffee*
*finishes tea and gets ready for bed*
*finishes coffee and begins reading fanfiction*
Goodnight, everybeast.
Goodnight! :)
Goodnight!
Goodnight darling!
You are slightly late for that. I think it's around 2:10am in New Zealand right now.
I'm sorry, but I had mowing to do, and I'm not in control of when the interweb access bay is deemed functional.
Or your time zone (that is, you can't control it). Well, apart from moving, but that's slightly difficult right now, unless you can move further east, even with the lockdown. You could get up earlier, but there isn't any real point, when I presume you're stuck at home and don't have to be anywhere at that time.
I tend to get up at 5:30-- 6:30 as it is, though I've occasionally gotten up as late as 7:30. But yeah, It's the downside of a long distance relationship.
Although you're closer to New Zealand than I am. I'm pretty much the opposite side of the world to them.
Maybe. I think the Auckland time zone is about thirteen hours ahead of mine.
What time is it for you at the moment? I didn't think you were only two hours behind me, especially since the clocks went forward a couple of weeks ago, meaning unless yours changed at a similar time, you'd have been just one hour behind before that, and I thought you were at least four hours behind me. (It's currently just after 3:30pm)
It's nearly 10:40 am here.
So you're 16 hours behind NZ time, I think, and five hours behind me.
Likely.
*wonders whether anyone would appreciate a Discworld reference at this point* Probably not.
*Shrugs.*
Trev Likely?
I think it's Chinese.
Un Likely.
What do you think is Chinese?
Un Likely.
That or Korean, I guess.
I still don't get what you mean.
Wik
Quote from: Booklover on April 09, 2020, 05:35:35 PM
I still don't get what you mean.
Apart from the fact that this is the first time recently that I've been unable to understand something you've said (especially since this seems not to be in the accent).
Alsø wik
I understand your confusion, but cannot help you in that regard.
Can you help me in the regard of why you cannot help me?
Well, first I must ask you a question. Is Trev Likely a name?
Indeed.
So is Un.
Un likely
Unlikely
Who is Un Likely?
Nobody.
It's just a name. No reference.
Imteresting, imteresting.
This is what happens when I leave you two alone? I probably shouldn't do it again.
What happens is we post a lot.
Quote from: Gandelf on April 09, 2020, 11:27:29 AM
Then you wouldn't exactly have managed to vomit anything up.
"you doubt my skill?!?"
I think she does.
Yes, I do.
*sips tea*
*sips coffee*
*looks down on Booklover*
How can you look down at me? I'm quite possibly taller than you, or at the very least a similar height.
Why do you cry?
(because you have no faith in meeeeee)
I do have faith in you. I have faith in your ability to successfully go on a diet (though I don't advise that you should in real life, without medical approval).
Alsø alsø wik
Quote from: Booklover on April 09, 2020, 08:45:44 PM
How can you look down at me? I'm quite possibly taller than you, or at the very least a similar height.
One would hope not, child.
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 09, 2020, 08:52:15 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 09, 2020, 08:45:44 PM
How can you look down at me? I'm quite possibly taller than you, or at the very least a similar height.
One would hope not, child.
Why not?
Quote from: Booklover on April 09, 2020, 08:51:05 PM
I do have faith in you. I have faith in your ability to successfully go on a diet (though I don't advise that you should in real life, without medical approval).
(irl, if I did, I would probably die :P)
See the løveli lakes
I think I'd prefer Finland, thanks. The 'The Apprentice' adverts really persuaded me to go.
Quote from: Booklover on April 09, 2020, 08:56:55 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 09, 2020, 08:52:15 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 09, 2020, 08:45:44 PM
How can you look down at me? I'm quite possibly taller than you, or at the very least a similar height.
One would hope not, child.
Why not?
Because I'm a taniwha and you are a mouse. It would be quite the uncomfortable feeling to be the same size as you.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 09, 2020, 08:55:29 PM
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
I'd love to.
(I meant in real life)
It's more of a style of look than an angled line of sight.
*looks down on Verdauga*
*eats Booklover* Nobeast looks down on my husband.
Well, this presents an ethical dilemma. On the one hand, I enjoy that fact that my wife will go that far for me, but on the other, I'm a rather vocal opponent of cannibalism.
Tough one.
*decides Booklover has been punished enough and spits her out* Next time, mouse, I'll eat you properly.
*Shrugs.*
That works too.
*Hugs Teer.*
Thank you, wonderful darling of mine.
Deary me! That was very mean of you, Teer. :(
Was it?
Yes.
Oh, sorry.
Well, at least you spat her out. :)
Indeed. I have never actually completed the digestive process when eating other forum members.
I'm sure they're very thankful. :D
They are.
/me blinks
well...that escalated...
There are quite a few cannibals in these parts. That Spooks me. :-|
And more than a few megalomaniacs. You can hire a bodyguard, thankfully.
Oh? I've never heard of that option.
It's a side feature of my detective business. Two people get bodyguard protection for free.
Belief, relief, my hidden helper
Stands too close for me to see.
Sorry. I love that part.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 10, 2020, 12:05:49 AM
There are quite a few cannibals in these parts. That Spooks me. :-|
Yeah, though not really...
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 12:45:47 AM
It's a side feature of my detective business. Two people get bodyguard protection for free.
Ah, that's cool. You make a good bodyguard.
Thank you.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 10, 2020, 01:13:43 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 12:45:47 AM
It's a side feature of my detective business. Two people get bodyguard protection for free.
Ah, that's cool. You make a good bodyguard.
wait...aye?
Aye.
Hay?
What?
I wonder this as well.
Lass?
yes?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 10, 2020, 01:52:07 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 10, 2020, 01:30:57 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 10, 2020, 01:13:43 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 12:45:47 AM
It's a side feature of my detective business. Two people get bodyguard protection for free.
Ah, that's cool. You make a good bodyguard.
wait...aye?
What are you confused about, child?
Ah, thank you.
O_o
Lass, please answer the question.
What question?!?!?!
*breathes deeply* Nevermind.
TELL ME!
Too late.
Wizards are never late... (is there any point finishing the quote?)
Nope. Thankfully, it arrived precisely when you meant it to.
Indeed it did.
The wonderful telephøne system
Mr Watson, come here. I want to see you.
I started catching up on this, but got bored and gave up. You people may be posting a lot, but the content is LACKING!
Which parts didn't you appreciate?
Yes.
That doesn't answer my question.
^-^
Not even my most recent chapter?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 08:01:06 PM
Not even my most recent chapter?
Oh? If you posted that here, then I didn't get far enough to see it. I'll go back and take a look.
Or check out my Orchard topic. I placed it there as well.
^-^
*begins another otter cross-stitch thingy*
I wanna seeeeee
I don't know how to upload photographs, but I gave my first otter thingy to Moa for her birthday, so I'll send a PM to Teer and ask her to post a photo of it.
*is still waiting for Kade to answer my question*
And mani interesting furry animals
If you're talking about us, I'd prefer to be referred to as 'imteresting'. You could also add other positive adjectives of your choice, but I'm not too bothered about that.
The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
Any resemblance to characters real or fictional is purely coincidental and/or used fictitiously.
Indeed.
Of course, there are some resemblances that I can think of that are very close for something that's merely coincidental, and, although in many circumstances it's 'used fictitiously', it is still rather... surprising.
I think, sometime during WW2, a man with the name Adolf Hitler tried to enlist in the U.S. Army.
This is second-hand, so it may not be true, but it would add an example.
Hopefully, he managed to change his name pretty quickly (if he was a real person, and not someone playing a joke).
Adolf Hitler (famous one) was in the German army in WWI.
He was. Rumor holds (I haven't confirmed it yet.) that due to exposure to mustard gas during The Great War, he opted against using it in battle.
Not that he was against using it, but in those conditions.
I haven't heard that.
Interesting....
How much do you learn about WWII? Is it more from the U.S.A. point of view? We did a bit about the U.S.A. and WWII, when we had an American student teacher, but they had to return after just one lesson with our class, because of the coronavirus (once the travel restrictions were announced for most European countries to the U.S.A., but before ones with Britain were).
It's mostly from American perspective. It'll give the events of the war, but typically won't go into the politics of the countries. (I.E. it will talk about the London Blitz, but not how this affected the rest of the English nation, nor the choices of the individuals in administration there. For that matter, it won't go into the politics of the Manhattan Project and the U.S' wartime invention.)
For G.C.S.E., my school (currently) does Weimar and Nazi Germany (as well as the Cold War and Henry VIII and his ministers), but (until the lockdown, and as mentioned earlier) we were studying WWII. Quite a bit on Britain, although we did some on Germany before the war (Weimar and Nazi Germany, essentially), near the start of the school year. And, in the past few 'lessons' (most of which done at home), we've done the war in African and Operation Barbarossa.
Yeah, ours went into the treatment of Germany post-Das Weltzkrieg, and the reason why the German people so readily accepted Hitler, but otherwise kept to an overview.
It would be interesting to see how history in different countries compares, beyond simply that much of it will be focused on the country it's being taught in.
So indeed it would.
*Needs to write another chapter.*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDSSSSSS
And what's wrong with that? (You sound like one of my cousins, btw :laugh:)
Hmm? Oh, nothing at all! ^-^
Good. ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 09:37:29 PM
I don't know how to upload photographs, but I gave my first otter thingy to Moa for her birthday, so I'll send a PM to Teer and ask her to post a photo of it.
*cough, cough*
Did I send it to you instead? Oops. :P
indeed XD
Noice
Oh well. Lass, maybe you can post a picture of it?
Sure! ;D
Le hannon, hiril nin.
We don't want none o' that moonspeak around here! We speak english!
Moonspeak? I suppose Elves do appreciate the moon, so they might accept that as an alternative term for Sindarin.
No, 'I thank thee, my lady.' Alternatively, I could say 'Le hannon, mellon nin.' That would be 'I thank thee, my friend."
ah, Woops...
^-^
*makes a contribution, then decides to keep it*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 01:04:52 AM
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDSSSSSS
Thank you for the compliment.
Nerds are somewhat disgusting. Probably why Kade tastes so delicious, actually.
So do not eat me.
For some reason, humans are inclined to eat things even when they know that the thing they're eating is disgustingly sugary and unhealthy. I suppose it's similar to why ants eat ant poison. The stuff smells fatal but they cannot resist the sweetness.
Well, eating me is bad for you and I think you can resist the temptation well enough, now you know.
Don't be so sure.
Is there any good reason for you to eat me?
Depends on who decides whether or not the reason is 'good'.
I decide.
I disagree.
As I am the one potentially being eaten, I have a right to have a say.
Have a say, maybe, but not make the final decision.
Would you want to be able to successfully object if I wanted to eat you?
The one who gets to make the final decision is either Verdauga, because he's my husband, or Sebias, because he's the judge.
Verdauga being your husband means that it's a conflict of interests. He's more likely to side with you than me. It would need to be someone completely impartial.
Verdauga would probably sigh and teleport you out of my stomach, Seb would support me wholeheartedly and likely encourage me to eat more innocent members, as long as I don't eat him.
So, you admit that I'm innocent, so you have absolutely no reason to eat me.
At the moment, yes. Then again, I don't think the Nerds have done anything wrong either and people eat them by the thousands.
Why don't we just leave it at you agreeing not to eat me?
How about no?
Bookie, please go on RA forum GvsG and CAMP! PLEASE!!!
Why do you not ask me to do this, child?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 11, 2020, 09:23:19 AM
Bookie, please go on RA forum GvsG and CAMP! PLEASE!!!
Only if you post on the ones on here.
Time to go between tabs very quickly!
or just...not go on here till we win... >:D
Why not?
This thread is more important than GvG on both forums!
Are you sure?
Absolutely certain.
No! you're wrong!!!
Why don't we just say that they're all equally important?
As a grammar Nazi, I'm not even going to respond to that. Learn where to put capitals and I may consider your opinion.
Who are you talking to?
who knows, she's a Teer! Let's eat!
The classic: 'Let's eat, Grandma.' Or: let's eat Grandma.
*humphs*
Quote from: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 10:04:34 AM
The classic: 'Let's eat, Grandma.' Or: let's eat Grandma.
NO YOU MAD DINGO! NO EATING GRANDMOTHERS!!!!!
You also need to learn when not to use capitals.
Of course not. That's the point.
*humphs again*
'Let's eat(,) Grandma.' is a sentence used to demonstrate the importance of punctuation.
BUT I JUST SAID 'let's eat' as in 'let us eat'!!!!
And? Teer was talking about the importance of punctuation.
Eh...
*eats*
*breathes*
*doesn't*
No! Lass is dead! *sobs*
wait...am I?...dis not good..
Breathe, Lass, breathe!
*trys...very, very hard*
No good just trying, you just need to do it!
She's just pesking you, Fin.
Peskipiksi pesternomi.
No. Full stop.
Doesn't work, anyway. You need an immobulus at the very least, and some fanfic worlds have slightly more efficient versions.
*blinks several times*
Quote from: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 12:19:31 PM
No good just trying, you just need to do it!
*face goes blue*
errm..
*pokes Lass*
Lass, you need to breathe! Kade isn't here to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre.
*Holds camphor near Lass' nose.*
Quote from: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 12:52:54 PM
Lass, you need to breathe! Kade isn't here to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre.
But at least Verdauga's here.
I mean, I could always do it. It's not exactly my expertise but it can't be that hard.
As long as Lass survives.
Alright if her ribs get splintered?
Better than dying.
*Must leave for a few minutes.*
*will probably soon leave to have lunch*
*yawns* I'll do the Heimlich maneuver tomorrow. For now, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Good lunch.
Thank you.
*slowly falls back* thi...not...goodd....
You're alive!
so....i...seem....*faints*
So, now that that problem is solved, who wants to explore this wonderful place?
(what place?)
(The wonderful imaginary world contained within this thread, restricted only by our collective imaginations.)
Sure, why not?
*Wonders into a jungle*
It's wonderful in here!
*Comes out with scratch marks, black eyes and a dead expression*
Don't go in there.....
*wanders onto a beach* Nobody else here. I wonder why?
*Walks over to beach*
Seems like a nice place to rest.
Not very sandy, though.
Are you sure this is a beach?
Yesc Can't you see the sea?
Ah, dreamality.
Good night, Shisteer.
I'll have you know that the beach is as real as anything else on the forum!
Did I ever say it wasn't?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 11, 2020, 03:38:09 PM
Ah, dreamality.
Good night, Shisteer.
I assumed that was what you were referring to.
I was referring to that, yes.
Which implies that the beach is not real.
All is real in dreamality, or perhaps none is. Enter and decide.
An interesting perspective.
It is an interesing place.
It is as interesting as you make it.
And more truly, as interesting as YOU make it.
Though you were the one who described it, and therefore in your viewpoint, it is interesting.
Yessssss........
What do you need. Sister -.-
I NEED TO LOCK THIS TOPIC
Just lock it then.
You have the power to
I don't know about you, but I'd prefer to do it the hard way (aka post. A lot.).
Yeah, we have class, Kreg. *squints*
WHAT CLASS?????
SCIENCE?????
Ettiquite, probably.
I'm randomly guessing you just wanted to put five question marks in a row and it wouldn't let you?
Maybe....
Well, wanna play chess?
Why not?
Ninja'd
Obviously.
Sorry, my post was ninja'd.
I know.
@Rosie Willowwater Wanna play three way chess?
I mean, you can, but it's a bit more difficult. I do have a three-way chess set somewhere at home.
We can play pictionary again!
Good idea!
bad idea
What's the problem with it?
every idea from rosie is a bad idea
Even... making an account on this forum?
yes
But surely that's a good idea?
unfortunately it isn't
Ooohhh. Sibling rivalry.
Quote from: Tiny Jackalope on April 11, 2020, 05:01:38 PM
unfortunately it isn't
Oh buuuuuuuuuurn
I like my account, thank you very much
What happened to this:
Quote from: Tiny Jackalope on April 11, 2020, 04:31:45 PM
yay rosiiiiiee wioliow water you the best i will do your bidding halfheartedly
(definitely not edited ever so slightly)?
Fiery rhetoric, that.
I am setting one up! I am trying to make it all custom words related to the forum.
We await your update.
That's good.
https://skribbl.io/?nsU6jkmygxP5
Here it is!
Ok!
That was fun! Should I add more words?
Yes. The dumpster juice set was interesting.
You should add things like "General Boards"
Or things relating to Redwall.
Any suggestions?
Martin's sword.
Salamandastron.
Link
"Lock this topic" "Emoticons" and "Overly imprisoned teddy bears"
*Has left and come back.* What's going on?
We were doing skribbl.io, I left to have dinner, not sure if they're still doing it.
Oh.
@Rosie Willowwater So, are you still doing it?
We were but we've stopped now.
Okay.
We can play more later! I should be free in about an hour :) In the meantime, think of more subject suggestions!
I'll do my best.
*claps slowly*
Why?
er...good job...
For what?
*fades into the shadows*
*fades out of the shadows*
few...
Less.
less what?
Few what?
Hallo.
Jambo.
Bonjam.
Slide.
Slide...... rule?
No. An actual slide.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Fun_Slide.jpg/1200px-Fun_Slide.jpg)
THAT... is a very stereotypical slide.
Google images.
Phewits.
Quote from: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 09:47:11 PM
No. An actual slide.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Fun_Slide.jpg/1200px-Fun_Slide.jpg)
Not that slide. I will give you a picture of the slide I'm talking about. I'll be back soon.
*waits*
*Waits with brimming anticipation*
*wonders why Verdauga neglected to use asterisks*
Very likely the same reason you forgot the "u" :laugh: until you edit it.
Probably so shocked at your lack of asterisks.
(https://i.ibb.co/NWxvvGD/20200412-085714.jpg) (https://ibb.co/gty22cq)
(https://i.ibb.co/FJBs05p/20200412-085653.jpg) (https://ibb.co/J2zxyvZ)
So, slightly less steep than the picture I showed.
That's quite a slide.
Indeed it is.
Dad built it in our bottom paddock ages ago. It's much steeper than the picture shows. My photography skills are fairly nonexistent.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 11, 2020, 10:05:59 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/NWxvvGD/20200412-085714.jpg) (https://ibb.co/gty22cq)
(https://i.ibb.co/FJBs05p/20200412-085653.jpg) (https://ibb.co/J2zxyvZ)
>_>
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 11, 2020, 10:13:21 PM
Dad built it in our bottom paddock ages ago. It's much steeper than the picture shows. My photography skills are fairly nonexistent.
Your paddock? Just how big is your garden/paddock? *is definitely not envious*
We have a three quarter acre property. The bottom paddock is about two thirds of it.
Well, that's fairly large.
So 1/2 an acre for the bottom paddock, that's just over 2000 square metres. Altogether, 3000 square metres or so. That's rather large.
*Doesn't have any slides to show.*
It's dark outside, and I'm not even sure if we still have our old slide. I know we don't have the mini one anymore.
Mmmmmm.
Indeed.
Lass is peskering me.
To do what?
DRAWING PARTY TIME!!
https://skribbl.io/?x7256Gro7vlf
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 11, 2020, 11:07:27 PM
Lass is peskering me.
you call stabing you with a pencil peskering? o.o
Quote from: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 11, 2020, 10:13:21 PM
Dad built it in our bottom paddock ages ago. It's much steeper than the picture shows. My photography skills are fairly nonexistent.
Your paddock? Just how big is your garden/paddock? *is definitely not envious*
We have a two acre lifestyle block, but we don't have an awesome slide like that.
ROSIE HOW DOES THE DRAWING THINGY WORK?!?
You click on it, take your character, and hit "play" if there's a game going on, you'll join in. If not, you won't.
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE GAME?!
It gives you a set of three words to draw. you pick one and draw it as best you can. It has the spaces for the word up above the draw window.
*mind blown *
It's tough.
*nods wordlessly*
Rude, much! Somebeast kicked me.
*Glares at Lass.*
Was it Lass? *also glares at Lass*
I'm gonna go ahead and say it was Lass. She's the most likely one IRL to kick you.
Nobeast kicked me in real life. I got kicked in the drawing game.
Oof.
How did that go, by the way?
It was confusing. I think we were playing hangman but I'm not sure, and the actual drawing was hard because my laptop's button thing is broken, so I can only use the touch pad, which means I can't hold down so it involved lots of little clicks to get anything done.
Ick. That on top of trying to figure out the word.
Did your whole keyboard fail, or just the touchpad buttons?
Just the touchpad buttons. They haven't worked for some time, so I'm pretty much used to it. The only time I really use them normally is when I need to copy and paste something anyway, and there are ways around that, so it's not too much of an issue.
True.
The right arrow key on my keypad doesn't work.... So I know what that's like, sorta.
Ah, that's annoying. I get a plug-in mouse when I want to copy and paste big stuff. (Like story chapters)
Yeah, I typically have a plug in on my laptop.
They're rather useful. I keep mine in my room because little sisters are inclined to 'borrow' them and I don't really want the doohicky lost.
Hah, that does happen.
Should we mention the other members and get them in here?
I don't see why not. I need to finish the wiki page for Long way 'Round.
Good job on that, by the way.
Hope you don't mind that I added your profile wall to. . . Ratty Driftwood, I think.
I don't mind in the slightest.
Thanks.
I might add Here We Are tomorrow, unless they object.
's alright. It's kind of fun anyway. (Well, maybe not fun, but certainly satisfying)
It kind of is, isn't it?
I wonder how much web traffic that wiki gets.
Probably not that much. It comes up as the fourth or fifth thing in the list when I google the wiki's name and searching on Fandom didn't come up with it at all.
Wow. It is small, though, so that's likely.
Yeah, not very much going on, yet. (By my keyboard, that will change though!)
There, there, sister. We know that now.
*snuggles into Teer's paw*
*strokes Lass' head gently*
*stops crying*
*adjusts size so that Lass fits perfectly into paw*
*slowly drifts asleep*
*also sleeps*
*sleep sings*
*wakes up*
(This seems strange, for some reason:
Spoiler
)
That Skarzs was ever new?
(Well... not so much that just... yes. He seems so old and wise, it's strange to think that he was once as wet behind the ears as we are)
And strange to think that, one day, we'll be old and wise as well. And they might even make us mods if any of the current ones leave! I'm definitely not ready for that! Mostly because of CAHAPBAMP.
(Exactly, though I try not to think about that)
So long as we don't drink dumpster juice, we should be fine.
(Meh. You overreact)
Do I?
(Yes)
*stops*
*continues sleeping*
(.hO)
(Byeeeeee!!!!!!!)
(Are you leaving or hinting at the fact that you want me to leave?)
(I can't tell.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 10:28:17 AM
(Are you leaving or hinting at the fact that you want me to leave?)
(both.)
Goodbye, then, my friend.
(Ah, see)
(RC)
(Aye?)
(I)
(No, that was more like A, with a question mark)
(Then why was there an 'e'?)
(The word 'aye' can be pronounced two different ways: 'I' or 'A'. Generally, if a question mark follows the word, the latter form of pronunciation is used. If the word is used as a form of agreement, 'I' is the appropriate pronunciation)
A bee saw an eye of a jay, okay, but 0p in a queue are drinking tea, you know why.
(Incorrect)
(Why?)
(I'm not really sure, actually. Some response seemed necessary)
(Do you know what it was?)
(No. I would guess it's something from a book)
(Wrong!)
On a completely different note, there doesn't seem to be a happy Easter topic, as far as I can tell.
(Is such a thing necessary? Eb wished everybeast a happy Easter on the Spring Nameday topic)
(True. I'm currently watching my church's Easter Sunday service (it feels weird not going to church when it's Easter, even if there's the online version).)
(Our family's never really been into Easter. We do Passover, which, in my experience, is better. (If only because it involves roast lamb) It's Feast of Unleavened Bread this week and a bit, which is great because mum makes the best matza (Not sure how to spell that, actually). Passover felt somewhat strange this year because we only had five people to do it with)
So, what have you been doing, apart from going on the forum?
(There are only really two main things, bar the essentials that help me survive. I've been contributing to the Redwall Forums roleplay Wiki and doing something top secret with my little sisters, mostly Moa)
I was about to ask what the top secret thing is, but it's not like you're going to tell me.
(Yeah, sorry. It's much too important to reveal details about. Such an action could fail the entire process)
*James Bond theme plays.*
(No James Bond. It's much too cliche. Try... Mozart)
(I don't think I have any of his works.)
*Thinks for a moment.*
*Plays Beethoven's symphony no. 9*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 01:24:55 PM
(Yeah, sorry. It's much too important to reveal details about. Such an action could fail the entire process)
I have some guesses, but they're most likely wrong.
So how are you doing, Shisteer?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 12, 2020, 01:31:18 PM
(I don't think I have any of his works.)
*Thinks for a moment.*
*Plays Beethoven's symphony no. 9*
(That works too, though I'm somewhat... disappointed that you don't have any Mozart)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 12, 2020, 01:34:54 PM
So how are you doing, Shisteer?
(Relatively well, thanks. It's probably past time I went to bed)
Probably.
And you Verdauga?
(I just realised he defied my instruction to not ask. Hmm, what punishment shall be enacted, I wonder?)
Well, Booklover, I'm standing in the light of Teer's wrath, but otherwise okay.
(How about eating, Teer? That usually works.
No, much too merciful. He must suffer.
Oh, come on, it was fairly inevitable that your instructions would be ignored by somebeast. Show the poor beast some grace. He's your husband and he just spelt okay correctly. That should certainly be rewarded.
But we must make an example of him so other beasts won't dare defy me so blatantly.
Why don't you sleep on it and we'll punish him tomorrow?
Well... ugh! We must you be so reasonable? Fine, he can live in peace and comfort tonight.
How kind of you.
Humph. Goodnight, Verdauga. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning)
Goodnight, Teer.
See you tomorrow.
For her it's already tomorrow.
(*winces guiltily* Yeah, I really need to go to bed. Nighty night)
Goodnight!
Goodnight darling! Sweet dreams!
*posts*
Quote from: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 04:45:41 PM
Yes, only because they're so scared of you hurting them and they don't want to admit it. However, you simply cannot treat them like this! @Keva Strongbow @Sebias of Redwall The sheriff and the judge need to know about this unnecessary cruelty!
Hmm?
Verdauga was being violent to his posts.
The whole conversation prior to that point, starting from when Verdauga first committed that terrible, terrible crime, went like this:
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on April 08, 2020, 04:30:35 PM
*Slaps another post onto the topic.*
Quote from: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 04:32:32 PM
I think you need to apologise. You have no excuse for such violent behaviour. Slapping that post! How cruel!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 08, 2020, 04:37:40 PM
*Punches another post onto the topic.*
Oh, yeah? Make me!
Quote from: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 04:38:54 PM
This is inexcusable and irresponsible behaviour! You realise that you could seriously injure these posts?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 08, 2020, 04:43:51 PM
*Elbows another post onto the topic before looking at Booklover.*
... Wait, really? They don't seem to be affected at all.
Also, wow, we've posted quite a bit on this topic in the past few days.
It wasn't very effective.
(https://pics.me.me/squirtle-used-tackle-cat-lovers-it-wasnt-very-effective-maximum-53465513.png)
That's just about it, actually.
Indeed.
Including the majestic møøse
Which is very... majestic.
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
Why?
Was she named after a plant?
Why would that be relevant?
How am I supposed to know? This is Hiag.
Well, you asked the question, so I assumed you had a reason behind it.
To see what his response would be.
I see.
Sadly, he's off now.
Hello everybeast! Happy easter Monday! (For Teer and Lass, anyway ^-^)
Hello!
How are you this morning/night?
Doing fine. You?
Currently hiding from humanity. My family are having breakfast and I can hear them all the way from my room. I have no intention whatsoever of joining them.
Why not?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 12, 2020, 08:57:52 PM
Currently hiding from humanity. My family are having breakfast and I can hear them all the way from my room. I have no intention whatsoever of joining them.
-_-
What about your breakfast?
I shall dine on easter eggs.
(I don't think chocolate is really a replacement for a decent breakfast.)
I'm not actually going to :laugh: Eventually I will get up and go to the kitchen, but this is my current thought.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e3/9e/1c/e39e1ccec8bbd087cad9297fba21e20c.jpg)
What about procrastinating to try to stop procrastinating?
I have breakfast now. :laugh: Frozen berries, banana, violet leaves and milk smoothie.
Sounds nice.
DELICIOUSNESS.
Better than pineapple fanta?
I have never had fanta of any kind, I am put off by the sugar content, but I can safely say 'Yes'. It is much better than a pineapple fanta.
Deary me! The Blubber-Burger has been shut down.
:( Curse this pandemic! >:(
Make your own burgers. In my experience, homemade burgers are much nicer than shop bought ones, especially if the patties are made with meat from cattle raised on your land.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 12, 2020, 09:30:26 PM
I have never had fanta of any kind, I am put off by the sugar content, but I can safely say 'Yes'. It is much better than a pineapple fanta.
And pineapple fanta has more sugar than most (so many countries ban it). Frozen berries, banana, violet leaves and milk smoothie does sound a lot better than pineapple fanta.
Violet leaves are full of vitamin C, in case you were wondering why I included them. Two violet leaves contain the same amount of vitamin C as one whole orange.
Imteresting.
Broccoli is also high in vitamin C.
Indeed.
*posts*
*Psots.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 12, 2020, 08:57:52 PM
Currently hiding from humanity. My family are having breakfast and I can hear them all the way from my room. I have no intention whatsoever of joining them.
That made me smile. What you need to do is play some really dramatic Lord of the Rings music, dress up in your nazgul cloak and come into the scene from outside, pausing at the doorway until everybeast is looking at you in silence. Then you can go about eating your breakfast.
I might actually try that some day.
When you do, make sure you tell us about it.
I will.
*Imagines trying to do that with normal bed sheets.*
It would totally work. You might just need to turn the music volume up a bit.
Have you ever done it?
Me? No.
Problem is, if Lass or Teer do it tomorrow, they'll be prepared for the possibility of the other one doing it.
Why not both?
Me? Yeah, it was good. Everybeast looked at me and went silent for a few seconds, then we all started cracking up laughing. The only thing you need to take into consideration is that nazgul cloaks are hard to wash and your mum might not want you to eat in it.
Okay.
Well, I should probably go to bed now, so goodnight!
Goodnight.
*yawns*
Nighty night, Booklover. Sleep well.
*Is brainstorming another chapter.*
*awakens*
LASS IS THE FORCE.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 11:05:36 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 12, 2020, 08:57:52 PM
Currently hiding from humanity. My family are having breakfast and I can hear them all the way from my room. I have no intention whatsoever of joining them.
That made me smile. What you need to do is play some really dramatic Lord of the Rings music, dress up in your nazgul cloak and come into the scene from outside, pausing at the doorway until everybeast is looking at you in silence. Then you can go about eating your breakfast.
Problem: I don't have a Nazgul cloak.
Oh. Verdauga's suggestion of bed sheets may work.
I do have a normal cloak though. And a coat thing with a hood that I stoleborrowed from Mum's wardrobe.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 13, 2020, 01:08:18 AM
I do have a normal cloak though. And a coat thing with a hood that I stoleborrowed from Mum's wardrobe.
Hmmm... That should work. How loud can you get your music?
Quite loud if I stealborrow Mharbrow's speaker.
Good. You should be set to put the plan to action.
It is now quarter past twelve.
Tomorrow, dear sister.
I'm planning to get up early tomorrow and run round the loop with my cousin (we need to find a nickname for her so we can refer to her on here without jeopardising her privacy).
Get your cousin to do it too. (What about... BRPT?)
What does that stand for? PM the answer to me if you like.
*Posts on phone l.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 13, 2020, 01:46:25 AM
What does that stand for? PM the answer to me if you like.
It stands for Book Reading Privilege Thief.
Hah!
So, how is Brpt?
Good, she is reading Erak's Ransom right now. (to herself, not out loud)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 13, 2020, 12:58:25 AM
LASS IS THE FORCE.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 13, 2020, 01:19:05 AM
(we need to find a nickname for her so we can refer to her on here without jeopardising her privacy).
lotty? or **** if the latter nomie!
No, Lass. Her official nickname is Brpt.
no, that's dumb! ;D
And relevant.
Indeed.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
He...hehe..hehehehe
*sigh* Apparently not.
Good morning/evening!
she gone..
Sure?
yes, for a bit, doggie walk.
At 9:25pm?
yes
Isn't it dark outside? I suppose you are less likely to see other people at that time.
yes, it is.
So, RA forum?
Ah, yes, Teer is back too!
Where is she, though?
still offline..
It is almost 10:20pm for you, I suppose.
Quote from: Booklover on April 13, 2020, 11:18:44 AM
It is almost 10:20pm for you, I suppose.
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW?!?!
I know you're 11 hours ahead.
Yooo. I see some of you guys were trying to summon me a couple weeks ago. ;D And also revive the Kramber wedding? >.>
We would never let such a perfect match go to waste.
Well, at least that topic is pushed down again. ;D
Time to revive it, then. If we can get Krantor to return.
*Doesn't vlame Amber for staying away.*
Nor do I, really.
We've got to keep up old traditions, you know.
Oh, of course.
So you bear us no ill will for reviving (and rereviving) your wedding topic?
She'll still resent it. It's tradition.
Well, obviously. But that doesn't mean she'll resent us.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies
(Am I missing something here?)
Unlikely. This is Hiag after all.
Are you sure?
We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
Literally?
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
HIAG seems to have changed his accent completely. How... imteresting.
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
Plus he's gone slightly crazier.
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
Quote from: Booklover on April 13, 2020, 06:14:40 PM
HIAG seems to have changed his accent completely. How... imteresting.
Well, only on this thread.
Large møøse on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
Moose-ic to my ears.
The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.
Give them my regards.
And mine.
Quote from: Lady Amber on April 13, 2020, 01:17:47 PM
Yooo. I see some of you guys were trying to summon me a couple weeks ago. ;D And also revive the Kramber wedding? >.>
*is star struck* :o
Why?
SHE IS ONE OF THE BEST OLD WISE ONES!!!!
Be careful with who you call 'old'.
old to the forum! not to life!
Still, it isn't necessarily clear.
okay then. I'm so sorry, Amber! I didn't mean it that way!!!!
Anyway, we haven't been living up to the chaos recently. *throws a pork pie at Lass*
(I'm allergic to pig meat!!! :-X)
Oops! I promise I won't give or throw any pig-products!
okay, thank you.
That's alright. *removes the pork pie from where it landed on the floor not far from Lass (I'm a bad thrower)*
Quote from: Lady Amber on April 13, 2020, 01:17:47 PM
Yooo. I see some of you guys were trying to summon me a couple weeks ago. ;D And also revive the Kramber wedding? >.>
*points at Scott* it's his fault.
Mostly Scott's fault.
@Scott McLamok ....it's your fault...
Mostly.
;D
nup
Yes.
Ehh ehhe ::)
Could be worse.
Indeed he does.
You beasts amuse me.
Good.
Indeed it is.
Anything you can do to amuse us?
There may or may not be. However, it is not my job to amuse you. My destiny is set in much more sophisticated areas of expertise.
Writing?
My destiny is not to be discussed. Talk about mice.
Computer mice are useful.
Indeed they are. I use one when I need to upload a chapter of my story.
Which is something very important.
Yeah, it is. I need to do more writing, actually. My keyboard has been more focused on roleplay stuff lately.
*covers Ebby in fish oil* FOR THE WEST!!!!
What about the East?
The east is barren.
*hand One-eye a blissball*
The hand is also barren.
Yer face.
Dear, oh dear, *shakes head in dismay*, use correct grammar, Kade.
And not particularly scary.
You hush *Eats BL.*
*feels very proud of Kade* You're learning, brother. Well done.
Seriously?
Seriously.
Can someone at least help me?
Maybe later.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 13, 2020, 10:16:17 PM
You hush *Eats BL.*
Ach, Kade, please uneat her, I like that one...she's my friend...
She can still be your friend.
Not if I die from being eaten.
There are ways of reviving beasts on this forum.
I still do not like being eaten.
Your feelings on the matter might be noted.
That sentence reminds me of something, but I can't remember what. Unless... Evanlyn and Alyss in EoNJ, with the kayak plan?
Doubt it.
Quote from: Booklover on April 13, 2020, 10:45:10 PM
That sentence reminds me of something, but I can't remember what. Unless... Evanlyn and Alyss in EoNJ, with the kayak plan?
I think the line was used multiple times in the series and it was invariably followed by another line consisting of 'And ignored', usually added by another person.
Well, that's the occasion I remember best.
Fair enough.
*Absentmidedly teleports Booklover out of the thread.*
Thanks! *cleans self up*
Absentmindedly? Nice style.
Thank you!
I mostly concentrated on the word 'teleport'. Doesn't really matter how absentminded it was.
*shrugs and begins making porridge*
*continues cleaning self up*
*stirs porridge*
*finishes cleaning self up*
*adds a pinch of salt to porridge*
May I have some porridge, please?
Sure, when it's ready. *adds strawberries to porridge*
Thank you. Do you require any help?
Could be good. Will you fetch the cayenne pepper?
Yes. *does so*
Quote from: Booklover on April 13, 2020, 11:24:46 PM
Yes. *does so*
Thanks. *adds some cayenne pepper and a dollop of honey*
*snuggles deeper into Teer's paw*
*smiles and strokes Lass' head* Porridge is ready. Do you want some?
*nods*
*dishes out three bowls of porridge, hands one each to Lass and Booklover and begins eating*
*graetfuly eats*
Mmm, I like this combination.
*Posts.*
Would you like some porridge too, sweet?
If you have a bowl to spare, darling.
Cheese and apple?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 01:36:38 AM
If you have a bowl to spare, darling.
Sure. *grabs a bowl from the cupboard and fills it with porridge, then hands it to Verdauga*
*Watches longingly from some distant place.*
*offers Kade some porridge*
Poor Kadie...
Captain Tammo
01:09:05 AM
Nothing, or nothing you can see...danflorreguba
01:07:00 AM
Nothing, or nothing you can see...
*Retrieves porridge and retreats to some distant place.*
*pounce hugs Kadie*
Why you call him Kadie?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 14, 2020, 03:58:53 AM
*pounce hugs Kadie*
^-^
*Falls over from the pounce hug, but manages to keep from spilling any porridge.* Want to share some?
That made me laugh.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 04:43:14 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 14, 2020, 03:58:53 AM
*pounce hugs Kadie*
^-^
*Falls over from the pounce hug, but manages to keep from spilling any porridge.* Want to share some?
Na, I've had mine, you just seemed sad, so I hugged you!
and I don't know why it needed to be a pounce hug...
^_^ You're a good chook. *Squeezes Lass (but not too tightly) in a big ol' Otterbadger hug. After setting down the porridge, of course.*
were you felling sad?
I tend to lean that way more often than not these days, but you certainly brought a smile to my face ^-^
that is very sad, I would give you a real hug if I could, but I'm on the other side of the world so, this hag will need to do...
You don't have to fret; I'll be ok. It's just life ^-^
But thank you, regardless.
no beast should live in sadness! I just wish I could do something to help!!!!
I don't live in sadness, sweetie, I just get sad sometimes. And you're already helping by simply caring, so don't worry ^-^
well, I hope some other beast can help you to never be sad, and make sure you don't forget your tea! ;D
;D I'll try not to (though I guarantee nothing)
*also pounce hugs Kade, having finished porridge* Well you can rest assured that I care too, brother. If there's anything I can do to help, don't hesitate to ask.
Oof!
Thanks sis, that means a lot. If I think of anything, I'll be sure to let you know ^_^
Good. In the meantime, I'll pray for you.
Thanks ^-^
'S alright.
we prayed for ya! ;)
Y'all are sweet; I appreciate it. ^-^
^-^
I go now, bye, bye.
Bye ^-^
I'm back now. Kia ora.
*eats porridge*
it's a good morning for you, Bookie?
Indeed it is. And a good evening for you?
Aye, Hoiho is being soooo cute! ^-^
Show us a pic!
if Teer will let me borrow her phone.
I can wait, I suppose.
(https://i.ibb.co/c8YXzh6/20200414-202234.jpg)
Hoiho high five
Good porridge?
Yes.
I made banana cake. With spicy (with spices, not hot) buttercream icing. IT IS YUM!
Is that the one in the birthday threads?
yes, it was yum..
Yeah, it is. I added more apple after I took the photo for deliciousness' sake.
Apple is, after all, delicious.
Yeah. Those crab apples are really sweet.
*wishes I could be in NZ to assist in the eating of the cake*
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 09:48:38 AM
*wishes I could be in NZ to assist in the eating of the cake*
*also wishes this*
Aren't you in New Zealand already? It's not exactly like you can just leave, after all.
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 10:09:23 AM
Aren't you in New Zealand already? It's not exactly like you can just leave, after all.
no, I wish you were in NZ!
Oh, I see.
Very good, sight is a great gift!
Indeed it is.
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 09:48:38 AM
*wishes I could be in NZ to assist in the eating of the cake*
*laughs manically, devouring all of the cake*
All of it? What about your family?
They do not deserve it. They are just insignificant beasts. I am more powerful than they. Why should I share my Corn and Wylder's cake with them?
@lass of something much What are your views on the subject?
Her opinion is unimportant.
Is that your opinion?
That is fact.
So is mobile data apparently ;)
How do you know?
I was replying to Lass' comment that "Sight is a gift." I apparently didn't notice there was yet a page to traverse.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 12:44:51 PM
So is mobile data apparently ;)
No, mobile data is a tautology.
Oh, is that so? Quite sophist of you, it seems.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 12:47:22 PM
I was replying to Lass' comment that "Sight is a gift." I apparently didn't notice there was yet a page to traverse.
A common mistake.
Yes, that is so.
Oddly, I only tend to do that on this forum. I mean, it's easy to stay on the right page with the wikis, but I've never done this on the gun forum I'm on.
Gun forum? Sounds interesting.
It is and it isn't. I might act like I know a lot about guns here, but over there my noviceness is easily exposed.
Fair enough. Still, if you don't know a huge amount, there's more you can learn.
That is so. It's pretty interesting for me, at least.
Sleep, also, can be interesting, and necessary. *yawns*
Living in opposite timezones is annoying, sometimes.
Sometimes. I could just pull an all-nighter and keep talking to you.
As nice as that would be to us, it wouldn't be good for you.
*nods in agreement, yawning* Yeah, I thought so too. *sigh* I should probably look after my body, inconvenient as it is.
Ugh, I know what you mean. Who has time for eating and sleeping anyway?
Eating can be good. Food tastes nice and, if I don't feel like eating, my body usually lets me forget about it anyway.
And sleeping?
Inconvenient.
True. But necessary.
That's the inconvenient part.
I've been going to bed and getting up later and later these days. I kinda know what you mean.
Same. Because it's the holidays (technically) and I don't have to get up early.
(Do you want cake?)
she didn't eat it all.
So, you did get some, then?
Yup, t'was quite nice, and there's still more.
Shame I can't go to NZ to eat it.
yeah, I'll make you a cake if you ever come and visit us ;)
I doubt that that'll happen anytime soon, sadly.
Aye, but I can still hope..
So can I.
some day. . .some day, we may meet, across the sea.
Some day.
*winks*
But for now, we'll have to settle with the forum.
and discord! for now...
Yes.
anyway...how's food?
What do you mean?
is your food yum)
Indeed it is.
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are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
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6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
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(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
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FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
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*pokes*
Lass, why does your status say very very cold?
Because she went on holiday to Antarctica, obviously. To prove me wrong about it being possible for someone to be further south than her.
An interesting decision.
I doubt there are many, if any, coronavirus cases there.
How many hypothermia cases though?
Russia have barely any coronavirus cases. Yet they had a recent rise in flu cases. I wonder why?
Do you really wonder, or is that question rhetorical?
Rhetorical.
So I figured. It's about as rhetorical as asking why the U.S. response isn't as good as China's.
On a political note, does your news stations compare the U.K.'s response to China's?
From what I've seen, not really.
Interesting.
Hmmmmm......
<_<
>_>
*Flings a water balloon.*
*gets hit* Oy.
*flings a water balloon*
*Dodges balloon* *Digs bunker* *Grabs more balloons and fills them with paint* REDWALL!!!
*Grabs a water balloon to throw at Seb, but then remembered he'd accidentally filled the balloon with bees instead of water. Shrugs and throws it anyway before quickly running away.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:05:34 PM
Sleep, also, can be interesting, and necessary. *yawns*
*Back in time, sticks a fish in the Taniwha's mouth.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:10:37 PM
*nods in agreement, yawning* Yeah, I thought so too. *sigh* I should probably look after my body, inconvenient as it is.
*Back in time, sticks a bowl of raman in the Taniwha's mouth.*
*quickly runs away, throwing water and paint balloons behind me*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 05:55:02 PM
Lass, why does your status say very very cold?
because I'm very, very cold.
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 06:00:22 PM
Because you went on holiday to Antarctica, obviously. To prove me wrong about it being possible for someone to be further south than you.
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 07:09:27 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 06:00:22 PM
Because you went on holiday to Antarctica, obviously. To prove me wrong about it being possible for someone to be further south than you.
No, very incorrect.
(It was a joke.)
(Wasn't it obvious?)
Do you think I'd think you'd gone on holiday to Antarctica, especially given the current situation?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 06:55:23 PM
Spoiler
*Grabs a water balloon to throw at Seb, but then remembered he'd accidentally filled the balloon with bees instead of water. Shrugs and throws it anyway before quickly running away.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:05:34 PM
Sleep, also, can be interesting, and necessary. *yawns*
*Back in time, sticks a fish in the Taniwha's mouth.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:10:37 PM
*nods in agreement, yawning* Yeah, I thought so too. *sigh* I should probably look after my body, inconvenient as it is.
*Back in time, sticks a bowl of raman in the Taniwha's mouth.*
Hate to say it Kade, but you're too late.
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 09:46:49 PM
Do you think I'd think you'd gone on holiday to Antarctica, especially given the current situation?
erm...yes.
*debates whether to explain why that's not likely, and eventually decides to assume that Lass knows that*
*Tosses a hot-air balloon.*
*accidentally lets go of a helium balloon*
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 10:01:56 PM
*debates whether to explain why that's not likely, and eventually decides to assume that Lass knows that*
I made cute things!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 09:57:18 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 06:55:23 PM
Spoiler
*Grabs a water balloon to throw at Seb, but then remembered he'd accidentally filled the balloon with bees instead of water. Shrugs and throws it anyway before quickly running away.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:05:34 PM
Sleep, also, can be interesting, and necessary. *yawns*
*Back in time, sticks a fish in the Taniwha's mouth.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:10:37 PM
*nods in agreement, yawning* Yeah, I thought so too. *sigh* I should probably look after my body, inconvenient as it is.
*Back in time, sticks a bowl of raman in the Taniwha's mouth.*
Hate to say it Kade, but you're too late.
I can dream, can't I?
*is still hugging Kade*
*Is still hugging Lass. ^-^*
D'awwwwwwwwww.....
Daez anybeazt get vhere av o' zat zat Ah posted iz from?
No.
Ach, ye av need quoite ze educatin'...
*Locks topic* (https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1cwvkaMLD8KJjSszeq6yGRpXaj/Stainless-Steel-Chain-Security-Lock-Doors-Limit-Locks-Anti-theft-Door-Lock-Safety-Latch-High-quality.jpg)
*A pair of bolt-cutters knocks on the door.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2020, 10:51:47 PM
*Locks topic* (https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1cwvkaMLD8KJjSszeq6yGRpXaj/Stainless-Steel-Chain-Security-Lock-Doors-Limit-Locks-Anti-theft-Door-Lock-Safety-Latch-High-quality.jpg)
that's a bad lock, I could pick it in seconds!
That's akin to a firefighter saying "I could easily burn that house down."
True....
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/8d/a0/e88da07059e6186a616fa5cf01f0c5f6.png)
THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A REAL LOCK!!! just a plank of wood (or a pole) inside!
Welcome back
@321tumbler!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 06:55:23 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:05:34 PM
Sleep, also, can be interesting, and necessary. *yawns*
*Back in time, sticks a fish in the Taniwha's mouth.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:10:37 PM
*nods in agreement, yawning* Yeah, I thought so too. *sigh* I should probably look after my body, inconvenient as it is.
*Back in time, sticks a bowl of raman in the Taniwha's mouth.*
*Back in time, the taniwha sighs and says 'Seriously?'*
Teer!!!!!
Vhat dost thou vant?
*in still in Teer's paw* well, erm...could you let me out?
Sure. *gently releases Lass*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 02:17:47 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 06:55:23 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:05:34 PM
Sleep, also, can be interesting, and necessary. *yawns*
*Back in time, sticks a fish in the Taniwha's mouth.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:10:37 PM
*nods in agreement, yawning* Yeah, I thought so too. *sigh* I should probably look after my body, inconvenient as it is.
*Back in time, sticks a bowl of raman in the Taniwha's mouth.*
^-^
I didn't come on the forum yesterday and there were about fourteen new pages to this topic. Fourteen!
Are you proud of us?
I guess so.
I missed you yesterday.
I've been missing you for the last three weeks or so, girl.
Yeah, me too. We should do a really fast meeting.
Do a running high five before immediately dashing in opposite directions and washing your hands.
Ah... not exactly what I was talking about... Maybe just do a normal Zoom meeting?
Laaaaame
*shoves an apple into Kade's mouth*
*Accidentally swallows the apple whole.*
*gets ready to perform the Heimlich maneuver*
Uh... why are you hugging me from behind?
I'm not. I'm just standing ready to hug you from behind.
Oh, well... ok then.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 03:44:28 AM
Yeah, me too. We should do a really fast meeting.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 03:49:46 AM
Do a running high five before immediately dashing in opposite directions and washing your hands.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 03:51:52 AM
Ah... not exactly what I was talking about... Maybe just do a normal Zoom meeting?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 03:56:33 AM
Laaaaame
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 03:58:18 AM
*shoves an apple into Kade's mouth*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 04:00:34 AM
*Accidentally swallows the apple whole.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 04:01:16 AM
*gets ready to perform the Heimlich maneuver*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 04:05:20 AM
Uh... why are you hugging me from behind?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 04:13:32 AM
I'm not. I'm just standing ready to hug you from behind.
UMMMMMMMMMM?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! it didn't work!!!!
I am sorry for your loss... Please accept my humble apologies.
XD
what?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 15, 2020, 08:18:05 AM
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! it didn't work!!!!
What were you trying to do?
not telling.
Did you want to put it in the Funny Posts Collection?
If you need help, I know how to do it.
So do I. I have it copied and pasted, ready to go.
Sounds good.
She's already posted it. We're a couple of hours too late.
Fair enough.
Oh well, I can post it in the paste topic thingy.
*chuckles* Sure.
This is the time school usually starts, for me.
Good to know.
Though it would be the Easter Holidays, currently.
Indeed.
How does it work for homeschoolers?
It varies depending on the homeschooler.
Okay. How do you do it?
We have holidays when we feel like it and otherwise just keep doing what we do.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 09:11:31 AM
We have holidays when we feel like it and otherwise just keep doing what we do.
Though I'm guessing you can't decide to always be on holiday.
That's not what I meant.
What did you mean?
Sometimes there are things going on at random times throughout the year (like a locksmith conference or tangi or some other event) and we can just go to them because we're homeschooled and Dad's self-employed. It's pretty great.
Tangi?
*hands Scott a pie*
Why don't I get a pie?
because you get muffins! *gives Bookie muffins*
Thank you! *eats the muffins*
*gives Kade an Apple crumble*
*starts making a cake*
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2020, 10:17:20 AM
Tangi?
It's a traditional Maori funeral. It generally lasts several days and involves a huge family gathering with all the cousins. They're actually quite fun.
Even if they are fun, I'd hope you wouldn't have need to go to them often.
Not too often. We have one every couple of years. So far, the people that died have all been really old and the tangis have been a celebration of the lives they lead more than a time of mourning for our loss.
That's good, then.
Yeah. I need to go to bed.
Goodnight, then.
Nighty night. (Just a few more posts first...)
How many is 'a few'?
It depends how long I can procrastinate.
And how much I get distracted by other things.
Haugh.
Hi.
Hallo!
Hello.
*Grins at Booklover.*
*Glances at the bucket of water balloons.*
*also grins, ignoring the bucket*
*Sits in a lawn chair and eats a fruit salad.*
*continues standing up*
(http://www.smouse.force9.co.uk/moose2.gif)
Und zen zere'z Monty Ze Python!
There is.
Vhy a Duck?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 15, 2020, 10:46:33 AM
*gives Kade an Apple crumble*
*Accepts the apple crumble gratefully before dashing off.*
*Eats my porridge.*
*begins making porridge*
*puts cake in oven*
*soaks oats*
*waits*
*also waits*
*takes cake out of oven*
*puts some more water with the oats and begins cooking them* What should I put with it today?
Whatever you want.
You must be up early, Teer.
It's 7:45am for them. Not that early.
Nah, it's quarter to eight. I felt I should probably get on before noon to prove the fact that I don't sleep in 'til then.
Oh. Well, I knew you didn't, and I imagine most of the rest did as well, but anyway,
Cheeeese.
Yeah, I kind of guessed that. Still, it's a good excuse to be on the forum so I'll take it.
Fair enough. Ironically, I must get off soon today.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 15, 2020, 06:36:51 PM
(http://www.smouse.force9.co.uk/moose2.gif)
Und zen zere'z Monty Ze Python!
Monty Python?!?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 08:46:17 PM
Nah, it's quarter to eight. I felt I should probably get on before noon to prove the fact that I don't sleep in 'til then.
That's what I said.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 15, 2020, 08:54:06 PM
Fair enough. Ironically, I must get off soon today.
Oh. Want some porridge before you go?
Or some cake?
Nah, I'll likely be back on later. Farewell 'til then.
Will you be back on before I go, though, since it's already just after 9pm for me?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 15, 2020, 09:00:36 PM
Nah, I'll likely be back on later. Farewell 'til then.
Farewell, my beloved. My heart will ache until your return.
Unlikely.
Also Teer, I did ask how you were doing. That should give you something to post about here. :D
I'm assuming you're saying 'unlikely' to me, not Teer.
Huh, you did? I didn't see that. Ah well.
I'm well. Yesterday was quite enjoyable. Dad and I went on the motorbike to get groceries for dinner. (I went into the supermarket while Dad went to the petrol station to check the tires' air pressure) Then we took the long route home and I made dinner, which consisted of carrot salad and a stir fry with diced beef rubbed with cinnamon and chili. It was rather delicious, if'n oi do say so moiself, hurr.
Does sound delicious.
Yeah. It had parsnip, courgette and beetroot too, which contributed to the deliciousness.
I don't like courgette.
Strange child.
Every time I see that word, I think y'all are saying "cougar" for a second.
Would you prefer us to substitute it with zucchini?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 09:14:06 PM
Every time I see that word, I think y'all are saying "cougar" for a second.
Strange child.
(He's older than you.)
That's beside the point.
Which point?
*gestures to tooth*
Don't bite me.
I wasn't planning tooth.
Good.
I agree.
How much is 'very'?
Vot dae ye get vhen ye add zugar tae ground meat?
Zveetizh Meatbavz!
How nice.
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2020, 09:30:02 PM
How much is 'very'?
Not that much. Only Lass found it too spicy. (For the record, I was agreeing to your statement of 'Good')
Yeah, it can be confusing with multiple people on at once.
Confusion just adds to the fun.
True.
Of course it's true, otherwise I wouldn't have said it.
This sentence is a lie.
'Tisn't.
Explain.
No.
Because you can't?
I could, if I wanted to.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 09:07:19 PM
Huh, you did? I didn't see that. Ah well.
I was referencing this.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 01:47:38 PM
(I just realised he defied my instruction to not ask. Hmm, what punishment shall be enacted, I wonder?)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 09:07:19 PM
I'm well. Yesterday was quite enjoyable. Dad and I went on the motorbike to get groceries for dinner. (I went into the supermarket while Dad went to the petrol station to check the tires' air pressure) Then we took the long route home and I made dinner, which consisted of carrot salad and a stir fry with diced beef rubbed with cinnamon and chili. It was rather delicious, if'n oi do say so moiself, hurr.
That's cool! Dinner sounds delicious, my little mole.
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2020, 09:42:32 PM
This sentence is a lie.
It isn't a lie, because for a statement to be a lie, the person saying it has to be aware of whether or not they are lying. As the statement is paradoxical in nature, you can't really be lying by saying it. This has no bearing on whether the statement is true or not, of course.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 15, 2020, 10:16:32 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 09:07:19 PM
Huh, you did? I didn't see that. Ah well.
I was referencing this.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 01:47:38 PM
(I just realised he defied my instruction to not ask. Hmm, what punishment shall be enacted, I wonder?)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 09:07:19 PM
I'm well. Yesterday was quite enjoyable. Dad and I went on the motorbike to get groceries for dinner. (I went into the supermarket while Dad went to the petrol station to check the tires' air pressure) Then we took the long route home and I made dinner, which consisted of carrot salad and a stir fry with diced beef rubbed with cinnamon and chili. It was rather delicious, if'n oi do say so moiself, hurr.
That's cool! Dinner sounds delicious, my little mole.
Pffffft!!!!!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 15, 2020, 10:16:32 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 09:07:19 PM
Huh, you did? I didn't see that. Ah well.
I was referencing this.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 01:47:38 PM
(I just realised he defied my instruction to not ask. Hmm, what punishment shall be enacted, I wonder?)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 09:07:19 PM
I'm well. Yesterday was quite enjoyable. Dad and I went on the motorbike to get groceries for dinner. (I went into the supermarket while Dad went to the petrol station to check the tires' air pressure) Then we took the long route home and I made dinner, which consisted of carrot salad and a stir fry with diced beef rubbed with cinnamon and chili. It was rather delicious, if'n oi do say so moiself, hurr.
That's cool! Dinner sounds delicious, my little mole.
Ah, see. Well, I changed my status so I am no longer obligated to punish you. (Besides, I don't want to be punished by the purple one)
Purple one? I have a name, you know.
I know, but I also forgot what it is.
...So did I, actually.
Well, for now, we'll call you..... Azile. How's that?
It depends how you pronounce that. I it's Azile (rhyming with Nile) then absolutely not. If it's proounced Ahzeelay, sure.
"Azheelay" it is, then.
Sounds good.
I believe this is the first I've met you, Azile. Where did you come from?
Pleased to meet you, Kade. I originally came from somewhere very, very far away, likely not even heard of here. I do not know how to say the name of my home country in your tongue. However, it has been many suns since I have been there and I doubt I can ever return. I have roamed many places and it would take many books to recount all of my history.
As I said, no.
Then I'll have to assume that you can't.
Go ahead and do that. I don't mind.
Very well.
It is so.
So, what did you do today?
Went on the internet in the morning, then did online tap class, more internet, had lunch, more internet, walked dogs, more internet, went outside when mum came out and told us that Eric was sick and Eb's family were going to come get him and the other sheep back, resisted the urge to run up and hug Eb when she arrived to collect the sheep, talked to her for a while, picked them some lemons, waved goodbye, more internet, had dinner, more internet, read Moa Mossflower, walked dogs, more internet. You?
It's not even midday yet.
So far, woke up, read for a bit, got dressed, went downstairs, ate breakfast, went online, hung some washing out, went online.
Sounds good. I did get dressed and have breakfast too. (Still haven't really woken up yet though)
Despite it being 11pm for you?
Yeah, I may have woken up but I'm too tired to actually try and think when I did, if, in fact, I did it at all.
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
Well, at least I'm learning. You're not even at apprentice stage yet.
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
Hmph.
Quote from: Booklover on April 16, 2020, 12:03:48 PM
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
*claps*
*bows* (it should be obvious which 'bow' I mean)
*leaps into a tree*
*Stops chopping the tree diwn.*
*stops Verdauga*
*Glances at Booklover with raised eyebrow.*
It's dangerous to try to cut a tree down when someone's in it.
Hence I stopped.
*is happy*
Hallo, dear heart!
Kia ora, dearest! (I was on before, but it may not have registered as such since I was working on roleplay documentation and hadn't refreshed the page in a while)
Nah, it registered. I noticed you were working on the "Is Redwall as Safe as They say it is?" So I didn't want to disturb you.
Ah, alright then. It was being annoying. I had added several characters and went to save them and they got deleted, so I had to start again. Hence it took a little longer than it should have.
Indeed!
Are you happy?
Can I be anything else when Teer is on?
That made me even more happy.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 12:56:52 PM
Ah, alright then. It was being annoying. I had added several characters and went to save them and they got deleted, so I had to start again. Hence it took a little longer than it should have.
and you yelled at me, for no reason!!!!
*Is positively beaming.*
Calm down, I'm sure there was a good reason for it.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 01:17:09 PM
*Is positively beaming.*
*is also beaming very positively*
I'm bored.
Quote from: Booklover on April 16, 2020, 01:17:26 PM
Calm down, I'm sure there was a good reason for it.
untruth.
I am sure there was a good reason. Do you consider me a liar?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 16, 2020, 01:16:53 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 12:56:52 PM
Ah, alright then. It was being annoying. I had added several characters and went to save them and they got deleted, so I had to start again. Hence it took a little longer than it should have.
and you yelled at me, for no reason!!!!
You did ask me the same question about eight times in the space of less than a minute. (But yeah, that's no excuse. I'm sorry)
Did anybody ever actually eat the cake or porridge?
I did. They were delicious.
Ah, glad they were put to good use.
Indeed.
Yep.
*is bored*
*is not bored*
*Is not a board.*
*is procrastinating*
I am as well. But, I must get off and do something with my day.
Good night, and joy, be to you all.
Nighty night. *sigh* Just a few more posts...
Goodbye. Maybe I'll see you later??
Maybe, depending on what time I get on tomorrow(today, actually). Considering it's a Friday and currently one in the morning, the prospects of seeing you before you go to bed tomorrow don't look promising.
Don't you mean today?
Whatever. I'm too tired to go to bed.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 01:21:04 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 16, 2020, 01:16:53 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 12:56:52 PM
Ah, alright then. It was being annoying. I had added several characters and went to save them and they got deleted, so I had to start again. Hence it took a little longer than it should have.
and you yelled at me, for no reason!!!!
You did ask me the same question about eight times in the space of less than a minute. (But yeah, that's no excuse. I'm sorry)
I did no such thing!!!!
Why don't you just calm down, and forget about it?
because that's no fun.
Isn't it? Being angry, in the long term, won't make you any happier.
I'm bored...
Why?
because I should be in bed :P
Then go to bed.
*Runs through the thread, being chased by a charm of hummingbirds.*
*hums*
*...and a single hummingmouse.*
*is not chasing Kade*
*Is extremely confused*
As you should be...don't worry.
Holds out hand (paw [claw{phalangenal hub}]) for a hummingbird.*
*yawns* I should probably be going to bed now.
You beasts make me smile. (Especially you, Verdauga)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 11:25:21 PM
Holds out hand (paw [claw{phalangenal hub}]) for a hummingbird.*
*The charm of hummingbirds swarm Verdauga.*
*tiptoes past the hummingbirds and freezes as one land on my nose*
*The charm of hummingbirds all stop swarming Verdauga, hovering in place, and turn as one towards Eb.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 11:25:21 PM
Holds out hand (paw [claw{phalangenal hub}]) for a hummingbird.*
u wot
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 04:40:29 AM
*The charm of hummingbirds all stop swarming Verdauga, hovering in place, and turn as one towards Eb.*
*screams silently and runs at Kade*
*calls charmingly to the hummingbirds* Hey guys! Aren't you cute?
Treachery? Betrayal?
Maybe.
Possibly.
Mayhaps.
I need to do push-ups.
So do them.
I did them. The last twelve were pathetic though so I'm going to need to do another twenty-four.
Ah.
Ah?
Aaaaaaaah.
Why are you frightened, child?
I'm not.
So what's with the screaming then?
It wasn't screaming. See the lack of an exclamation mark.
So, what was it?
It was me saying 'ah' and 'aaaaaaaah'.
But what were the intended meanings of those ahs?
That is up for interpretation.
Well, I have interpreted it as a scream.
Despite my insistence that it is not a scream.
Exactly.
Hmph.
I need to do more push-ups but my foot's gone to sleep. (Actually, my entire leg has gone to sleep)
Should you go to sleep?
Meh. It's only ten twenty-eight. Bedtime's a couple of hours off.
I guess I'm not always early to bed myself.
Exactly. (Though I think I will head for bed soon)
Yeah.
Make that now. Nighty night.
Goodnight.
Awww. I missed her. :'(
Yeah, timezones are annoying.
Time is annoying.
If I had more time... I'd be able to read loads of books (I already do, but even more).
If time didn't exist, I wouldn't have to worry about it.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Time is more of a concept than an illusion. Kinda like gravity; we can tell that it's there and can see the effects of it, but we aren't really sure about what causes it or what it really is.
(It was a Hitchhiker's quote.)
Which I was ignoring.
You weren't ignoring the quote, you were ignoring the fact that it is a quote.
Both.
By ignoring the fact that it was a quote, that meant that I was replying to a statement, not a quote, and was therefore also ignoring the quote.
But the statement is the quote.
*calls the humming birds*
*Forlornly watches the hummingbirds leave me.*
*runs into Kade, still screaming silently*
*gives the hummingbirds honey and puts them to bed*
I'm back!
Hi.
Kia ora.
^-^
*also smiles with eyes closed*
*Smiles with eyes open.*
:)
*blunders into Verdauga due to eyes being closed*
*Hugs Shisteer to keep her from falling over.*
*opens eyes* Hey, dearest. *smile broadens*
Hello, honeymuffin. *Gives a huge grin.*
I like that nickname. *is still smiling very broadly*
*Leans Teer back onto her feet.*
I figured you'd be more comfortable that way, unless you wanted me to carry you.
Yeah, it might be easier for me to walk. Should we go on a picnic?
YES.
Hah, if you already have something packed. ^-^
Of course I do! Always be prepared, remember? *grabs picnic basket* Where should we go?
Somewhere... perilous.
*gasps* No! That place is too evil, even for a picnic!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 01:02:51 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 18, 2020, 12:52:47 AM
Somewhere... perilous.
McDonald's.
Most certainly not!
I hear there's an active volcano nearby. Should we go there?
I actually don't tend to that well around lava. Poisonous gasses and whatnot.
Better than going to the Place Who's Name We Shall Not Mention.
Alright, we won't go there then. How about... there's a really dangerous beach close to the park. It has heaps of undercurrent and drops suddenly. Should we go there?
I know the beach you are referring to. Many innocent beast have drowned there.
Which makes it a great place for a picnic, right?
...no.
Welp, I have to go wash dishes soon, so I might not reply on topics.
I will miss you, darling.
Maybe Ninety Mile Bush? There's plenty of potential for getting lost there.
If you want to get lost, that's fine by me, but I would prefer not to.
We posted at almost the same time. Wow.
Booklover, I have been waiting for you to come on all day. It is good to see you, at last.
I was getting annoyed at the terrible marking of a dumb machine for my maths homework.
Quote from: Booklover on April 18, 2020, 09:33:14 AM
I was getting annoyed at the terrible marking of a dumb machine for my maths homework.
O_O
If I'm annoyed about maths homework, then it's probably something really annoying. Either that or it's because I'm such a perfectionist, and everybody else just accepts the problem and moves on, whereas I get annoyed.
Quote from: Booklover on April 18, 2020, 09:33:14 AM
I was getting annoyed at the terrible marking of a dumb machine for my maths homework.
Fair enough.
So, how was your day?
Unproductive.
Quote from: Booklover on April 18, 2020, 09:37:05 AM
If I'm annoyed about maths homework, then it's probably something really annoying. Either that or it's because I'm such a perfectionist, and everybody else just accepts the problem and moves on, whereas I get annoyed.
*is very shocked* I didn't even know you ever got bad marks...on anything...
Probably not bad marks by most standards. But bad marks by mine (basically, anything less than 100%, if it's maths, for other subjects there's a bit more leeway).
So, what marks are you anticipating for this... vile document?
Well, the website requires Adobe Flash player, so I can't check without going back on the laptop, but I think it was 98 or 99% (grade 5, because it's foundation papers, even though we're year 9, top set, so doing higher papers would be better).
In that case, (I say this with the utmost respect) you're fussy.
And proud of it.
As you should be. Still, don't beat yourself up about it. Getting a less than perfect score isn't the end of the world.
I'm annoyed at the website, not myself.
Ah, that's alright then. Have some peppermint tea and a piece of chocolate.
Just the chocolate, thanks.
Well... alright then. *gives Booklover the chocolate and drinks the peppermint tea* I got the better deal.
*eats the chocolate*
*returns from walking the dogs* Good chocolate?
Indeed. Good walk?
Yeah. It's a beautiful evening. New moon so the stars are nice and bright, in a cool, clear sky.
Over here, it's an alright morning.
Sounds good.
Sound is good.
Depends what the sound is.
But in general, sound is good. When it's not my singing (which isn't even that terrible).
But Kade's singing is AMAZING!
I am not Kade. Therefore, my singing is not Kade's singing.
True. I just felt the statement needed to be stated.
400!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Despite it being something we all know.
:'(
What is so upsetting about the amazingness of Kade's singing?
Quote from: Booklover on April 18, 2020, 12:33:20 PM
Despite it being something we all know.
Exactly. I need some outlet for my crazy fangirlishness. (Yes, that is a word)
Everybody needs some outlet for crazy fangirlishness. Even boys.
Edited in mentions don't work.
I just changed it from saying; Kade Havok, to just Havok...
Fair enough.
Mean.
What is?
Many things are mean.
Which when were you referring to?
Aye?
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Good night.
Good morning to you. I'm about to have lunch. People who didn't understand timezones would be so confused by this conversation.
Phones annoy me. No ctrl button.
I should be going to bed, but I'm not. :P
:laugh: Luckily there's a post button. Good to know I'm not the only one using the shortcut.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 01:20:23 PM
I should be going to bed, but I'm not. :P
I usually think of you being a few hours behind me, but of course you're eleven hours ahead currently.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 01:20:23 PM
I should be going to bed, but I'm not. :P
I'm not either. Dad and I are scrolling through Trade Me and looking at Kindles. (Actually, now dad's filling in his payment details to buy the Kindle, but yeah)
Very impulsive purchase with little consideration. I appreciate Dad.
It sounds like a dad thing.
Quote from: Booklover on April 18, 2020, 01:35:35 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 01:20:23 PM
I should be going to bed, but I'm not. :P
I usually think of you being a few hours behind me, but of course you're eleven hours ahead currently.
Don't ya love international flights?
And sleep schedules don't take priority over buying kindle.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 01:43:41 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 01:20:23 PM
I should be going to bed, but I'm not. :P
I'm not either. Dad and I are scrolling through Trade Me and looking at Kindles. (Actually, now dad's filling in his payment details to buy the Kindle, but yeah)
Very impulsive purchase with little consideration. I appreciate Dad.
Can relate.
Quote from: Booklover on April 18, 2020, 01:47:10 PM
And sleep schedules don't take priority over buying kindle.
Of course not! Kindle buying is important. (It allows me to acquire more books)
There's probably an app for Windows that allows the same thing, interestingly enough.
My dad used to have a spatula collection. This is not even relevant....
I should go to bed.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 01:49:48 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 18, 2020, 01:47:10 PM
And sleep schedules don't take priority over buying kindle.
Of course not! Kindle buying is important. (It allows me to acquire more books)
And, of course, then the books take priority over sleep schedules.
Of course.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 01:52:05 PM
My dad used to have a spatula collection. This is not even relevant....
I appreciate your dad. I went through a phase where I loved cooking and was collecting kitchen tools, so my dad gave me a putty knife for my birthday to use as a spatula.
Welp, the rain is attacking my internet. . . .
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 01:52:05 PM
My dad used to have a spatula collection. This is not even relevant....
How much conversation in the Cellars is relevant?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 18, 2020, 01:57:20 PM
Welp, the rain is attacking my internet. . . .
How does that even work?
If it's raining heavily, there are often problems with internet.
Apparently, inernet radiowave wavelength is so short and small it can be absorbed by raindrops.
@Kolman knows this stuff better than I.
Imteresting.
Kolman is a rather knowledgeable fish. I appreciate him.
That he is.
Indeed.
My brothers require my presence for Minecraft (they don't, it is optional, but either way I am going to play Minecraft. Goodbye.).
Bye bye.
Do you beasts have 5G yet or is New Zealand going to be the guinea pigs?
@shisteer of nothing much , we are implementing it in our high population centers actually I believe Chicago new York and a few other areas already have the towers out there.
Imteresting.
Bye, Book!
I should go too.
Bye!
Huh, cool. We haven't got it yet but all the underground stuff has been done and it's basically ready to connect.
I have returned.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Jambo.
Bonjam.
Salut.
Felicitations
Or, felicitaciones
Ukelele.
Guitar.
Drum.
No, you shouldn't go from string to percussion. How about violin next?
Chair. ;D
Table.
Leg.
Arm
Finger.
Thumb.
Fist.
Punch.
Drink.
Water.
Ocean.
Sea.
Pacific.
Specific.
Pathetic.
Terrible.
Tribble.
Treble.
Kleff.
Bass. (We're back to music.)
Fish. (Or are we? *Waggles eyebrows*)
Scales.
Snake.
Viper.
Kung Fu Panda.
Giant Panda.
Red Panda.
Animals.
Rancor.
Bitterness.
Friendlinezz.
Friends.
Comradez.
Forum.
Shipping.
Sailing.
Masts.
Crow's nest
Shiny.
Crabs.
Dancing.
Dizziness.
Nausea.
Mal-de-mer.
Alyss.
Will.
Tug.
Wolf.
Sadness.
*bursts into tears*
Ebony. My fluffy-dog. :'(
Shadow.
Yes but no. My Ebony fluffy-dog.
Oh.
Ebony and Tug.
Stanley.
Flat.
Squished.
Squash.
Vegetable.
Carrot.
Snowman.
Snow fight.
Snowballs
Gym balls.
Basketball
Picnic basket.
Food.
Crumble.
Crumbling thought-chain. >:D
Tyger, tyger, by William Blake.
The lady and the tiger, but I don't know who wrote it.
Winnie the Pooh.
It is rather frightening, isn't it?
Aye. The poor rock...
Exactly. And the Cave Troll. SPCCT and all that.
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Quote from: Booklover on November 15, 2019, 04:10:33 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2019, 09:33:06 AM
What is wrong with the weather?
Depends where you are. I know why the weather is 'wrong', it's because of climate change.
In England, I've had rain, rain, rain, a really cloudy dreary day, rain, rain, rain, rain. Did I mention rain? Yet there was one day recently when Australia had no rain at all anywhere. First day in recorded history that not a single drop of rain fell in the whole of Australia. That's what I heard from somebody, anyway.
When I was younger, we got a bit of snow in winter, but recent years, nothing except slush. Although there was a small amount of actual snow last winter or something. Also, snow is overrated. It's cold and wet. I like a nice sunny day when it's around 15-20°C.
But snow in Georgia? In October?
Quote from: Delthion on November 15, 2019, 04:05:50 PM
What makes it more rude is that Skarzs is a troll, so he's probably related to that rock in some way.
Not really.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 15, 2019, 01:40:07 PM
*throws a rock at Skarzs*
But why?
Indeed.
*truck drives up*
*BEEP, BEEP*
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-12/256/package.png)
Delivery!
Picnic rug for
@shisteer of nothing much*holds up paper*
Sign here please
As for your other order, did you schedule it for this year (2020), or the next ten (2030)?
Thanks!
*Signs paper* *Takes package*
Thank you very much, good sir. *signs piece of paper* My other order...hmmm... How about... both?
*walks off with package* Where to put this... We can't just leave it lying around. Or wait...
*grabs Seb by the scruff of his neck and drags him back* Where are you off to with my package, hm?
*grabs Keeva's footpaws*
*raises eyebrow*
*grins*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 19, 2020, 12:19:23 AM
*grabs Seb by the scruff of his neck and drags him back* Where are you off to with my package, hm?
Your package?! This is mi- *Looks closer* ...oh. *Cough* I was merely holding it for you. ;D
In that case, I thank you kindly, but that won't be necessary. It's not particularly heavy.
Why are you calling the young fish?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 19, 2020, 12:02:54 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2019, 06:42:00 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 15, 2019, 04:10:33 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2019, 09:33:06 AM
What is wrong with the weather?
Depends where you are. I know why the weather is 'wrong', it's because of climate change.
In England, I've had rain, rain, rain, a really cloudy dreary day, rain, rain, rain, rain. Did I mention rain? Yet there was one day recently when Australia had no rain at all anywhere. First day in recorded history that not a single drop of rain fell in the whole of Australia. That's what I heard from somebody, anyway.
When I was younger, we got a bit of snow in winter, but recent years, nothing except slush. Although there was a small amount of actual snow last winter or something. Also, snow is overrated. It's cold and wet. I like a nice sunny day when it's around 15-20°C.
But snow in Georgia? In October?
Quote from: Delthion on November 15, 2019, 04:05:50 PM
What makes it more rude is that Skarzs is a troll, so he's probably related to that rock in some way.
Not really.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 15, 2019, 01:40:07 PM
*throws a rock at Skarzs*
But why?
I remember that, now.
I feel as if there's something going on in the background that I don't know about...
Lass quoted something from November.
I know.
I thought that was what you were talking about.
It is.
*is confused*
Just the way you said "I remember that, now." gave me the impression that there had been a behind the scenes conversation between you and Lass and she brought up something to do with that and you didn't recall whatever she was talking about, so she came here and quoted it to jog your memory.
I see.
What I meant was I remember that conversation, but as far as I can tell, it's irrelevant to what we were talking about.
Fair enough.
Didn't you order a picnic rug for this thread?
Yes, I did. It arrived and I rescued it from Sebias. Now I wait for everybeast to come back on so we can actually go on a picnic.
*Pops back online.*
*hugs Verdauga*
*Hugs Shisteer and sweeps her off her feet.*
Hallo, there.
*is very happy*
Tena koe.
*has no idea what that means so ignores it*
So, when will the picnic be?
Soon, I'm sure. ^-^
Depends. I think we need to decide on a location first though. If we go to a beach we'll need to plan around the tides and such.
Of course.
Should we go to Aramoana?
Do not blame me. Blame the website that said that that was a Maori name.
It is a nice beach though, so should we go there?
We could, I suppose.
Sweet! Now we just need to wait for everybeast to get back on and we can go.
I could leave a sign post.
Could do but I need to go to bed in... thirty-one minutes, so it may be easier to just leave it until tomorrow. (Unless you don't object to just eating or surfing or whatever while I'm not on)
*puts Everybeast in the car*
*struggles* Hey, we were going to walk! We need exercise!
Exactly! Exercise is a necessity!
*gets out of car and mounts motorbike* This is exercise.
*Walks Runs Races*
. . .
*Skips over to the beach.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 19, 2020, 01:54:43 PM
*gets out of car and mounts motorbike* This is exercise.
Probably more exercise than what a lot of people do.
*rides onto the beach, does a full doughnut and then kicks the side stand down and unpacks picnic*
*wanders over to the beach* Do you want some help unpacking?
*Skips up and eats the doughnut.*
*cheers* Well done, Verdauga! You spelt doughnut correctly!
If you insist on spelling 'doughnut' incorrectly, then I'm afraid you won't be allowed any food, doughnuts or otherwise.
*Edits it 'cause I'm mean.*
*edits own post in response*
*hugs Verdauga* Darling, that doughnut was actually a drifting move (or something like that, anyway). The edible doughnuts are still in the picnic basket.
{I'm going to bed. Goodnight, everybeast.}
Goodnight.
Nighty night.
{Goodnight, dear.}
Oh, that explains the taste!
*Grabs an edible doughnut from the basket and eats it while setting up the picnic.*
Better, this time.
*chuckles as the raspberry jam from doughnut squirts out* Heh, sorry, dearest. I forgot to warn you that the doughnuts are a bit overfilled. Puawai is still getting the hang of using the equipment.
*takes a doughnut*
*poofs the car to the beach*
*eats the doughnut*
Lass, why didn't you just poof everybeast to the beach and forget about the car?
I have to go because I have 'school' tomorrow (basically, my mum wants me to go to bed at a more reasonable time since I'll have schoolwork to do from tomorrow onwards).
Goodnight!
Alrighty night, Booklover. Have fun sleeping.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 19, 2020, 10:26:26 PM
Lass, why didn't you just poof everybeast to the beach and forget about the car?
because I like...I don't know...
Fair enough then.
Has anyone else seen the latest Clone Wars episode? It was the apex of CG cinema. ^-^
Quote from: Herman Smith on April 19, 2020, 10:45:46 PM
Has anyone else seen the latest Clone Wars episode? It was the apex of CG cinema. ^-^
I haven't seen it.
Nor I... :P
Then again, I haven't seen any other episodes of Clone Wars so I don't think I'd understand what's going on even if I did see it.
nor anything else star wars...
I have seen some Star Wars stuff.
No, just spoofs.
Actually, I've seen one of the Star Wars movies. It was several years ago and I have no idea which one it was, but I watched it. Very interesting.
:o
Why so shocked?
Quote from: Herman Smith on April 19, 2020, 10:45:46 PM
Has anyone else seen the latest Clone Wars episode? It was the apex of CG cinema. ^-^
I haven't seen it. Nor any other Clone Wars episodes, for that matter.
Hi, Bookie!!!!!
Hi!
;D
How's life?
Not bad. As I said yesterday, it's school (online) again.
Ach...School...
At home.
*nods* still...
So, what have you been doing?
Erm...nothin' much...
Why not?
I don't know...
Reasons.
I'm guessing lockdown is one of them?
Nah. She wouldn't have done much even if lockdown wasn't on. It's Monday.
For me, Monday is usually the busiest day, with two clubs after school (so on Monday, I have practically no free time, usually).
Ah, see. For us, Thursday is the busiest.
Thursday's the fourth busiest, probably, for me. Although when (if) we go back to school (before next (school) year, anyway) it will be the third busiest, probably.
I see.
Are you sure?
Almost.
It isn't winter, so it shouldn't be icy.
...Aye?
Never mind.
I'm curious now.
I see. Icy.
Ha. Ha.
(That laughing is fake. It was a terrible joke.)
Yes. It was written in a way to convey heavy sarcasm.
*spends a few minutes randomly pushing the 'a' and backspace buttons*
Why?
I'm not sure.
Fair 'nough.
I think it was probably that I didn't know what to say.
Ah, see.
Indeed.
Very much so, my friend. Do you want to help me build a sand castle?
Yes.
Sweet! *passes Booklover a cup*
*takes the cup*
Quote from: Booklover on April 20, 2020, 10:11:43 AM
It isn't winter, so it shouldn't be icy.
*falls into helpless laughter*
*begins filling the other two cups with sand*
(because I find that sorta joke funny, I also like Dad jokes, thus why Verdie is the funniest)
Even though it's a terrible joke.
I found it funny because I read it before the explanation...
Still not a funny joke, though.
WELL I FOUND IT FUNNY.
...
*is sad*
*gives Lass a doughnut to cheer her up*
One of my doughnuts that are supposed to be for lunch.
Who said it was one of those doughnuts? Should not blab about my secret supply.
It was implied, not said.
Implications can be incorrect.
True, but most beasts assume them to be correct unless otherwise stated.
Very well. It was not one of your doughnuts.
Alright. I don't really mind anyway. There are plenty of doughnuts there.
*tries to remember what we were doing*
Building a sand castle, I believe.
Ah, yes, that was it. Thanks, Corn.
Mmhmm, anytime. *Resumes wandering through the Cellars*
*Accidentally builds a real castle instead of a sand castle.* Whoops, slip of the paw.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 20, 2020, 12:55:28 PM
(because I find that sorta joke funny, I also like Dad jokes, thus why Verdie is the funniest)
Mission accomplished.
Spoiler
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*builds a triangular castle that is definitely not modelled on any castle in particular*
*paints Booklover's castle red*
Well done, Keva. What kind of chocolate?
One of the best kindsXD Milk chocolate and caramel!
No. Milk chocolate and caramel doesn't work. Dark chocolate is alright with caramel but milk chocolate is too sweet.
Yumm!!! thanks Bookie!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 20, 2020, 06:33:12 PM
Mmhmm, anytime. *Resumes wandering through the Cellars*
Coooooooooooooooooooooornie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*long, drawn out cry of anguish*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 01:20:07 AM
Yumm!!! thanks Bookie!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 20, 2020, 06:33:12 PM
Mmhmm, anytime. *Resumes wandering through the Cellars*
Coooooooooooooooooooooornie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yiss?
*gives Corn some tea*
Yeah, that. Want a muffin?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 21, 2020, 02:08:03 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 01:20:07 AM
Yumm!!! thanks Bookie!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 20, 2020, 06:33:12 PM
Mmhmm, anytime. *Resumes wandering through the Cellars*
Coooooooooooooooooooooornie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yiss?
*tackel hugs* I missed youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muffin?
*Is handed tea and tacklehugged at the same time* Somehow avoids spilling tea everywhere* Goodness, such a warm welcome. XD I would love a muffin.
Sweet! Blueberry or spiced apple?
Ooh, those sound delicious. Spiced apple, please.
*happy squeaks*
*gives Corn a spiced apple muffin*
*Accidentally builds a trebuchet.* Dearie me.
Do you want a muffin, brother dear?
Goodness, may I?
Sure. They're what's on the menu for morning tea.
*is happy*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 02:35:15 AM
*Accidentally builds a trebuchet.* Dearie me.
Accidentally? O_O That's impressive.
He accidentally built a real castle instead of a sand castle too.
...wow. Shame he left. I had just finished my schoolwork and was about to come on here when I was called to lunch.
Ah. That's inconvenient. Nice lunch?
Kind of usual. But yes.
That's good. Want some forum lunch?
No thanks.
*is sad*
Oh. Alrighty then.
*has fallen*
*catches Lass before she hurts herself*
*Accidentally launches himself, using his trebuchet, across the topic and into the castle he accidentally built.*
Goodness gracious.
*accidentally launches a muffin and two doughnuts into the castle Kade accidentally built using the trebuchet Kade also accidentally built*
*Eats them out of the air from inside the castle.* Thanks, sis!
'S alright.
*runs towards the castle, intending to explore it*
*does a cartwheel*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 06:10:03 AM
*runs towards the castle, intending to explore it*
Careful my sister, the king Havok has a bad habit of using Ebby's as teddys.
It's certainly a habit, though I'm not sure how bad or otherwise it is.
For Ebby, it's bad.
*shrugs* If you say so.
No, because I don't know for sure...
*repeats previous action and statement*
could you help me with the LTTBTEOTM?
Sure thing. *helps Lass with the LTTBTEOTM*
::)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2020, 10:38:04 PM
*paints Booklover's castle red*
Definitely not inspired by any particular triangular castle?
*digs a long trench thing to make a river leading to the sea*
Guest
11:28:44 AM
Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
Guest
11:28:43 AM
Viewing Booklover's profile.
*fades into the shadows*
Somebody is spying on me. They shouldn't find anything interesting. *quickly hides the incriminating evidence, hoping it's not too late*
Mhmm. It's too late, Book.
Yeah, I know. Hopefully they didn't find anything... because I have nothing to hide, at all.
[sarcasm]Yeah, nothing at all.[/sarcasm]
Obviously.
...
Doughnut, anybeast?
Yes, please.
*offers box of doughnuts for Booklover's selection* There are quite a few different kinds in there.
*takes a doughnut* Thank you.
'S alright. Those ones have heaps of jam in them so be careful.
I will be. Don't want the name spurting out over the sand castles.
warning; I may, or may not be very bored
Then it's time to stop you being bored if you are, and make sure that you stay not bored if you aren't!
How, o' great one?
Hmmmm...
Maybe you can help me build another sand castle? Do you wanna build a ca-stle? (to the tune of do you wanna build a snowman)
*giggles* Okay!
*Flings a lock at the topic.*
You guys got through 60 pages in a week. O_O
Thank corona.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 21, 2020, 03:10:32 PM
You guys got through 60 pages in a week. O_O
that's the point, Rosie!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 21, 2020, 03:07:40 PM
*Flings a lock at the topic.*
*jumps out of the way* not this topic!
Not bad, I suppose.
I don't get how it has given more free time, I am just as busy as ever xD
*runs into the waves*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 21, 2020, 03:12:20 PM
I don't get how it has given more free time, I am just as busy as ever xD
It has changed nothing,...
Well, I haven't been at school for four weeks or something like that (though half of that was the Easter Holidays). Might be five weeks by now, I haven't really been keeping track.
*comes back with buckets of wet sand*
*makes a little sand hut*
*shapeshifts*
alrighty, I'll dig a mote!
*starts digging *
So mote it be.
*is stuck in the mote*
*puts all the sand from the mote in the middle of it all*
So, time for the picnic?
*has finished the mote* help! could you lower me a rope?
*lowers a rope*
*makes the rope stand up straight then climbs up it* Thanks, Bookie!
That's alright.
I'll be right back..
I will see you then.
I have returned!
You have indeed.
*is a bit sad*
Why?
I just am...
Do you know any ways I can cheer you up?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 04:33:10 PM
*is a bit sad*
*Gives Lass a hug*
*Begins setting up picnic*
Spoiler
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*helps to set up picnic*
Good!
^-^
*is smoothing the sides of the castile*
*continues setting up the picnic*
I already set up the picnic, silly chook. Did you not like the arrangement I had?
Blame Seb. He started resetting up the picnic first.
But I don't want to blame Seb.
Why blame me instead of him, though?
*runs around finding massive shells and dragging them the sand castle*
I never said I was blaming you.
Are you?
*makes a bridge out of a log*
I might be.
*fells dizzy*
How did you find a log? We're on a beach, and I don't recall seeing any trees.
Driftwood.
Not exactly a log, though.
come to NZ beaches and see.
Yeah, this is Aramoana beach so we get to set the scene. There are entire tree trunks washed up on our beaches.
One day, maybe.
I was confused for a moment bach there.
I'm not sure I like your tone.
Because I think Teer's just stringing us along.
On a different note, what's edible?
why would she do that? I think you miss understood her...
I'd say that reading what others have written is instrumental in succintly replying to them.
*is not felling well...*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 21, 2020, 10:14:21 PM
I'm not sure I like your tone.
Sorry. I really shouldn't try to do puns.
It takes practice. I'm not perfect either, obviously.
*doesn't know what to say*
Meh. I'd rather stick to other forms of humour.
*falls asleep*
*begins climbing the rocks*
*Stretches out on the warm beach.*
*reaches to top of the rock and dives backwards into the sea* For Redwall!
*Mumbles* Eulalia... *In sleep.*
*comes up, shaking salt water from ears* That was fun.
*wakes up*
*comes in late* REDWAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
*rubs eyes*
Are you tired?
No? why do you ask?
You were rubbing your eyes.
Because I just woke up, and then I heard war cries..
I'd assumed that you'd woken on because of the war cries.
Ehhh, maybe, who knows what wakes a restless soul..
People who probably aren't alive to tell the tale.
o.o
Anyway, I do not plan to find out.
My singing screeching.
O.o
o.O
-_-
*gasps* It's the Line Face!
*Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN*
_-_
That's just wrong.
-_-
Mm, better.
__ __
__
I feel my power growing.
_______________ _______________
_____________
Yeeeeees
Warning: the spoiler contains something that may cause offence, if your name is Kade Rivok. View at own risk!
Spoiler
¥€$.
Ew
Sorry.
It isn't ok, but I forgive you.
I've edited it now.
So I see :laugh: You have my thanks
As long as you don't take offence. Or a fence.
XD
Too late, on either account.
Thief!
Perhaps, but who can tell?
Did you not admit to taking a fence?
Did I ever say that it wasn't my fence to begin with?
I am going to bed. Goodbye.
Is... that so?
Quote from: Booklover on April 22, 2020, 10:22:40 PM
I am going to bed. Goodbye.
G'night, Booklover. Sleep well ^-^
Tis.
Line face! *giggles*
Waka Waka Waka.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/vlmaa.jpg)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Ti3i7TumKRkdi/200_d.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Pmhb9WI.gif)
He hehehe
I like my one better.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 03:27:09 AM
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AS.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 23, 2020, 03:28:45 AM
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What came first, memes or Redwall? Also, there shouldn't be an apostrophe in memes, and there should be some punctuation at the end of the sentence.
Ach, maybe that's how they were saying it...
No excuse for poor grammar.
*looks at my old posts*
AAAAHHHH!!!!!
*cringes*
What came first, memes or Redwall?
Redwall certainly comes first.
In which case, the meme is wrong.
Fighting squirrel memes, or fighting Redwall squirrels?
Memes
But... what about all the awesome Redwall squirrels? There are loads!
Cheese.
*takes a photo*
*blinks*
I didn't steal anything, don't worry.
O-kay...
Yes, everything is okay.
Umm, okay *quickly goes to check bookcase*
Why?
Just checking...
Checking what?
::)
my bookcase!!!!
I should check my bookcase too.
Aye...
. . .
I don't...I don't recall...
I see.
Bye, Bye..
Are you going to bed? Goodnight.
Nah, dog walk. We do it at night because it's less hot.
Makes sense, I suppose.
Yep. We made it a short walk today. Not really sure why but Da wanted to.
Good to get some exercise. I bet there are people who will spend the entire lockdown staying inside, playing computer games and eating junk food.
Probably.
There are also some people who do their best to do that normally.
Indeed. I'm not really into video games but the forum is just as addictive.
As is the never-ending wonder of fanfiction.
And discord...and YouTube..
Less so Youtube for me.
*Posts.*
*gasps* How... astounding!
*Astounds.*
*does not gasp*
*Has cleared the "All Unread Topics" page.*
Well done.
Thanks.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 01:44:23 PM
*Has cleared the "All Unread Topics" page.*
Hmm...I think I know how...
*blinks*
*winks*
*blinks*
*goes back to making a sand garden for the sand castle *
Which sand castle?
The one I made, and was digging a mote for..
Is it based on any particular castle?
*shrugs*
Did we ever actually have the picnic properly?
*Winks with both eyes simultaneously.*
*takes that to mean that Kade wants to help hand out the food and drink so passes him a pile of plates to hand out* There are cups as well.
*Begins throwing plates like frisbees to everybeast.* Catch!
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*is whacked by a frisbee between the eyes and passes out, falling over*
((Also, Book, your url is missing the F in .gif, that's why it's not showing up))
*watches as Corn's plate falls onto the sand* Oh dear. Still, could be worse. Nothing's broken, as far as I can tell.
Quote from: Booklover on April 23, 2020, 07:51:12 PM
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That's literally what I was thinking :laugh:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 23, 2020, 07:51:38 PM
*is whacked by a frisbee between the eyes and passes out, falling over*
Oh, oh dear. *Rushes over to help the fallen creature.* Um, uh.... *Puts a cool rag on Corn's forehead.* There, that should help you not have a concussion, right?
*is passed out, laying on the sand dramatically*
Oh dear. Um... *Places a fluffy pillow under Corn's head, then gives her some tylenol before brewing some peppermint tea.*
*stands there gaping, surprised that Kade (I just misspelt it as Jade) hasn't tried the Heimlich Manoeuvre yet*
*Stirs and blinks* *Starts to choke on the tylenol*
How did I misread that as keyboard? How is that even possible?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 23, 2020, 08:51:49 PM
*Stirs and blinks* *Starts to choke on the tylenol*
Oh dearie me. *Begins performing the Heimlich Maneuver on Corn.* Please don't die; I can't afford to have another point on my record....
Kade, give her here. I'll fix her. *takes Corn gently from Kade's grasp, turns her upside down (gently) and gives a a few solid shakes before tickling her footpaws* This'll help.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 09:15:20 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 23, 2020, 08:51:49 PM
*Stirs and blinks* *Starts to choke on the tylenol*
Oh dearie me. *Begins performing the Heimlich Maneuver on Corn.* Please don't die; I can't afford to have another point on my record....
Quote from: Booklover on April 23, 2020, 08:05:27 PM
*stands there gaping, surprised that Kade (I just misspelt it as Jade) hasn't tried the Heimlich Manoeuvre yet*
Well, you have now, I suppose.
Ssh! If Corn is to survive this, she needs to have peaceful silence. Fetch a raspberry jam filled doughnut from the picnic basket, will you?
*does so*
Quote from: Booklover on April 23, 2020, 09:42:53 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 09:15:20 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 23, 2020, 08:51:49 PM
*Stirs and blinks* *Starts to choke on the tylenol*
Oh dearie me. *Begins performing the Heimlich Maneuver on Corn.* Please don't die; I can't afford to have another point on my record....
Quote from: Booklover on April 23, 2020, 08:05:27 PM
*stands there gaping, surprised that Kade (I just misspelt it as Jade) hasn't tried the Heimlich Manoeuvre yet*
And for a legitimate reason, no less!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 09:36:57 PM
Kade, give her here. I'll fix her. *takes Corn gently from Kade's grasp, turns her upside down (gently) and gives a a few solid shakes before tickling her footpaws* This'll help.
Oi! *Quickly, but gently, retrieves Corn, laying her back down.* She just had some head trauma! What are you doing turning upside down and trying to make her laugh?
Laughter is food for the brain??
Proverbs 15:13Aye: (I think?)
'A merry heart does good like medicine.'
Laughter causes explosions in the brain when your head is hurt!
But Kade,
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 09:47:19 PM
Proverbs 15:13Aye: (I think?)
'A merry heart does good like medicine.'
No, I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
Who were you replying to? It's difficult to tell when we're posting so soon after each other.
You people have no idea what you're talking about. I'm an expert when it comes to head pain.
Because you cause it, half the time. (Jk.)
We do know what we're talking about, actually.
I exist primarily with head pain. I know what makes it worse, and laughter most assuredly makes it worse. This I can, er, assure you.
Are you sure?
Drink peppermint tea you crazy child!
Quote from: Booklover on April 23, 2020, 09:48:45 PM
Who were you replying to? It's difficult to tell when we're posting so soon after each other.
Just like a man!
NYEH *Sticks out tongue impudently.*
Now, enough of this nonsense, we have a dying beast on our paws. Let's stop her from dying already. Booklover, where is that doughnut?
I got it.
*hugs Corn* Don't you dare die! or I'll not sleep (fainting doesn't count) for a week!
*passes the doughnut to Teer*
Thanks. *makes a small incision in the doughnut, opens Corn's mouth and squirts some jam into it* Sugar might help.
That's dumb...
Is it, though?
No 'tisn't.
Anyway, I should probably be going. Goodnight!
Have fun sleeping!
I'm sure I will!
Nighty night, Booklover.
*tries to stop procrastinating*
Goodnight.
*shoots Bookie with a sleep dart it help*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 10:23:43 PM
Goodnight.
Verdauga!!! *hugs Verdauga* Can you please help? Corn's dying and I don't know what to do!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 23, 2020, 10:23:51 PM
*shoots Bookie with a sleep dart it help*
*falls asleep on the keyboard* duhdiidhiugsuideoiojshduudgihdhudbisyjvdjvdhbusvguyyrdxhgkvjg gjfgvfjjyjggvvgyjgjyvyjtvyu
Hah!
Quote from: Booklover on April 23, 2020, 10:25:58 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 23, 2020, 10:23:51 PM
*shoots Bookie with a sleep dart it help*
*falls asleep on the keyboard* duhdiidhiugsuideoiojshduudgihdhudbisyjvdjvdhbusvguyyrdxhgkvjg gjfgvfjjyjggvvgyjgjyvyjtvyu
*poofs Bookie to bed*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 10:24:50 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 10:23:43 PM
Goodnight.
Verdauga!!! *hugs Verdauga* Can you please help? Corn's dying and I don't know what to do!
Hmmm... Kade tried the heimlich..... you tried the sugar treatment...
*Holds hand over Corns throat.*
*Snaps and holds up the tylenol tablets.*
She didn't need these, did she?
(Yes, I know, I took the easy way out.)
Don't think so, no. They were Kade's idea.
Good. It's actually kinda tough teleporting something this small... How's her breathing?
Slightly ragged but it's improving already. Heart rate's sixty-seven bpm.
That's a little on the fast side for my experience. . . But then, she is a squirrel. . . and she was choking. . .
As long as no one messes with her, she'll be fine left to wake up.
*mends Corn* You guys have lost your heads
*Feels neck.*
Other than that incident when One-eye tried to remove my spine (Jokes on him; I never had one) My axial skeleton is still intact.
My Heimlich could have worked, but I got interrupted partway! *Walks away in a huff.*
*Huffs away in a walk.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 10:37:08 PM
That's a little on the fast side for my experience. . . But then, she is a squirrel. . . and she was choking. . .
As long as no one messes with her, she'll be fine left to wake up.
Yay! *puts a blanket over Corn*
*Malevolent Zcarecrovz valk intae ze topic*
Oh dear. Well, there is Corn here, to that makes sense.
*Ze Zcarecrovz begin zayin' 'Death By Dawn', but zen realise zat zat iz nae ze movie zey're from und zey 'ave tae gae back tae relearn zeir loinez*
*Ze Zcarecrovz leave ze topic tae relearn zeir loinez*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 12:03:59 AM
*Malevolent Zcarecrovz valk intae ze topic*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 12:05:09 AM
Oh dear. Well, there is Corn here, to that makes sense.
:o *Hides Corn underneath a bed*
...Why is there a bed at the beach?
(It's a beach in the Cellars, that's why. Pfft, obviously...)
Well... fair enough. Doughnut?
Why, thank you. :) *Takes doughnut*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 12:16:47 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 12:03:59 AM
*Malevolent Zcarecrovz valk intae ze topic*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 12:05:09 AM
Oh dear. Well, there is Corn here, to that makes sense.
:o *Hides Corn underneath a bed*
Ach, zey left anyvay. *Zree Vatermelonz zvim pazt*
Oh. That's good.
Ooh! *Snatches up one of the watermelons*
Hey, leave the poor watermelon alone. You haven't even finished your doughnut yet.
But can't I have both? :'(
"No!" zayz ze Vatermelon.
No! Says the Taniwha.
(http://media.giphy.com/media/i8XGjmovNsd2/giphy.gif)
That's... a violent way of eating watermelon.
Ergh.
*Spits out seeds*
EAT THE SEEDS YOU IMBECILE! THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU!
Ugh. Fine. *Gathers up seeds off the ground and swallows them*
Ach, zat lookz more loike 'e'z inhalin' it. Zombiez eatin' Vatermelonz...
Zurvival O' Ze Dead (Movie)
Juzt dinnae eat ze 'orze again!
Dinnae 'open ze zpoiler box if ye dinnae vant tae ken ze endin' tae ze movie,
'Zurvival O' Ze Dead'. Alzough ye moight ztill nae vant tae...
Have your siblings ever tried to tell you that eating the seeds will cause a watermelon plant to grow inside you?
They did but I didn't believe them. They should have tried when I was two, rather than waiting 'til I was eight.
Tvid be intereztin' tae 'ave fruit und/or vegetablez grovin' inzoide o' ye. Vid ye ztill need tae eat zem if zere vere zome grovin' in ye zat ye could digezt?
They actually never tried it on me, but they tried it on another kid (from church) who I think was also eight at the time.
Probably. It would work, though, because plants need sunlight and my stomach is dark. (Unless it was mushrooms. They might work)
Unlezz ye ate zunloight- pozzibly a zolidified verzion o' it.
Like a diamond?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 01:12:45 AM
Unlezz ye ate zunloight- pozzibly a zolidified verzion o' it.
Nah. Sunlight kills bugs and there is good bacteria in the stomach that's better alive.
It could be non-Bacteria killin' zunloight? May'apz in ze zhape o' a doughnut? Or a piece o' cake?
*Wakes up with no idea where I am* *Tries to sit up* *Smashes head into the bottom of the bed* *Is knocked out again*
*Would help Corny but is too engrossed in the discussion at hand, and doesn't notice.*
*Only hears a muffled yelp* Anyone else hear that?
May'apz tvaz juzt ze Zand Crabz...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 24, 2020, 01:26:53 AM
*Wakes up with no idea where I am* *Tries to sit up* *Smashes head into the bottom of the bed* *Is knocked out again*
*goes to help Coooooorn*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 01:22:07 AM
It could be non-Bacteria killin' zunloight? May'apz in ze zhape o' a doughnut? Or a piece o' cake?
Maybe. Still, I'd rather just eat food when I need it, rather than have food growing in my stomach that I can't control.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/360x270q90/923/rXm5hV.png)
*drives in with vespa*
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-12/256/package.png)
Delivery for
@shisteer of nothing much:
One glass of the freshest spring water, and an ice-pack.
*holds up paper*
Sign here please.
Thank you very much, kind sir. *signs paper*
Driving on a beach? Just don't knock down the sandcastles.
I'M...Hello caps lock..
Hello.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 24, 2020, 01:26:53 AM
*Wakes up with no idea where I am* *Tries to sit up* *Smashes head into the bottom of the bed* *Is knocked out again*
Goodness gracious. *Throws the bed away and pulls Corn out of the topic to recuperate.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 03:50:53 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 24, 2020, 01:26:53 AM
*Wakes up with no idea where I am* *Tries to sit up* *Smashes head into the bottom of the bed* *Is knocked out again*
Goodness gracious. *Throws the bed away and pulls Corn out of the topic to recuperate.*
*is now asleep and is dragged out of topic snoring*
*the bed ends up on the sand*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 24, 2020, 03:57:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 03:50:53 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 24, 2020, 01:26:53 AM
*Wakes up with no idea where I am* *Tries to sit up* *Smashes head into the bottom of the bed* *Is knocked out again*
Goodness gracious. *Throws the bed away and pulls Corn out of the topic to recuperate.*
*is now asleep and is dragged out of topic snoring*
Awww *Tucks Corn into bed (not the one in the sand) and returns to the topic.* Hello, fellow ne'er-do-wellers.
G'day.
How are't though, friend?
Good day to you.
Major. Und 'ov are ye?
Well enough, I suppose ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 04:14:44 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 24, 2020, 03:57:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 03:50:53 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 24, 2020, 01:26:53 AM
*Wakes up with no idea where I am* *Tries to sit up* *Smashes head into the bottom of the bed* *Is knocked out again*
Goodness gracious. *Throws the bed away and pulls Corn out of the topic to recuperate.*
*is now asleep and is dragged out of topic snoring*
Awww *Tucks Corn into bed (not the one in the sand) and returns to the topic.* Hello, fellow ne'er-do-wellers.
*Gently shakes Corn awake* We need you awake. Can't have a shipping topic without you. ^-^
Oi, she's not in this topic; she's recuperating. Give her a moment, for pity's sake!
Is that a lotr quote I spy? <.<
Mayhaps ^-^
*Points finger guns at Kade* Eyyyyyyyyyy
Are those proper finger guns?
I will hug you to death.
Hug whom?
The person prior to my post, which is generally assumed except when everybeast is posting at once ^-^
Don't kill me, then. *hugs Kade*
T'was only in jest. *Hugs Booklover back ^-^*
*is being squeezed*
*Hugging intensifies.*
Let......... me...... go! *gasps*
Ok! *Releases BL.* Hugs are nice.
Dying........... isn't...... *breathes*
Oh come now, I'm sure my fluff was cushioning the squeezing.
Not really.
How dare you! *Hugs BL again.* Feel the fluff! FEEL IT!
*struggles* I.... can't........ breathe!
*Stores Booklover in his fluff.* There, now sit there and think about what you've done!
*Watches* 🧐👀
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 05:51:17 PM
*Stores Booklover in his fluff.* There, now sit there and think about what you've done!
*dies*
Eb and Teer were fine, you will be too ^-^
*is still dead*
*Scoots away*
*is dead and waiting to be somehow resurrected*
*Grabs fishhook*
*Zaps Booklover back to life with his magical spoon.*
Have I missed anything?
Nope, you're still stored in me fluff though. Not sure why you expired.
I suffocated.
Shouldn't have though, is what I mean. There's plenty of air.
Not when you were squeezing me.
Meh, says you.
I should know.
*Shaves fluff*
Your own, that is. My fluff is unshaveable.
I am worried now. Kade is going to grow out his fluff and suffocate us all.
*Shaves Kade*
(https://i.redd.it/aex5p6vjoq401.jpg)
*Ze malevolent Zcarecrovz come back, und begin imitatin' everybeaztz' voicez tae lure zem off und butcher zem*
*Slowly walks off*
*Is unaffected.*
*builds yet another sandcastle*
*Grabs my Makiar Salvo and blasts the Scarcrows.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 04:46:24 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 04:14:44 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 24, 2020, 03:57:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 03:50:53 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 24, 2020, 01:26:53 AM
*Wakes up with no idea where I am* *Tries to sit up* *Smashes head into the bottom of the bed* *Is knocked out again*
Goodness gracious. *Throws the bed away and pulls Corn out of the topic to recuperate.*
*is now asleep and is dragged out of topic snoring*
Awww *Tucks Corn into bed (not the one in the sand) and returns to the topic.* Hello, fellow ne'er-do-wellers.
*Gently shakes Corn awake* We need you awake. Can't have a shipping topic without you. ^-^
So it's Seb's fault she ghosts...
Is it, though?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/8vyZouWSVhslwWA7Lp/giphy.gif)
This isn't the GIF wars thread (which also just so happens to load rather slowly).
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17 Guests, 12 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
lass of something much, Kade Rivok, Scott McLamok, Captain Wortshire, Verdauga, clunylooney, Sebias of Redwall, MartinOfRedwall2019, Booklover, danflorreguba, Wylder Treejumper, Tungro
^^ That image is quite big.
Yeah, and I was going to put it in spoilers, but I felt it fit the message. ^-^
I suppose it does.
*Spams*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 24, 2020, 08:01:36 PM
17 Guests, 12 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
lass of something much, Kade Rivok, Scott McLamok, Captain Wortshire, Verdauga, clunylooney, Sebias of Redwall, MartinOfRedwall2019, Booklover, danflorreguba, Wylder Treejumper, Tungro
*More malevolent Zcarecrovz come und begin imitatin' Sebias' voice zcreamin' fer 'elp, vaitin' tae brutally gut vhome'er comez tae try tae rezcue 'im*
*Has no guts, so is safe to go.*
*Accidentally eats one of the scarecrows.* Whoops, sorry 'bout that. The rest of you go about your business ^-^
*continues building a sandcastle* (that's what I was doing, right?)
Can you not do that in my fur please?
I didn't do it in your fur. Where would I have got the sand from?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 08:55:47 PM
Can you not do that in my fur please?
She. . . she wasn't...
(Yay! Overlap posting (that's what I'm calling it now, okay))
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 08:47:47 PM
*Has no guts, so is safe to go.*
Zat'z avroight, zey'll juzt kill ye und zen reanimate ye tae gae after ze rezt o' uz. Alzough zat iz actually nae avroight...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 08:48:11 PM
*Accidentally eats one of the scarecrows.* Whoops, sorry 'bout that. The rest of you go about your business ^-^
Kade ye dae ken zat zey're malevolent zpiritz pozzezzin' Zcarecrovz?
Quote from: Booklover on April 24, 2020, 08:57:40 PM
(Yay! Overlap posting (that's what I'm calling it now, okay))
Okay.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 08:57:55 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 08:47:47 PM
*Has no guts, so is safe to go.*
Zat'z avroight, zey'll juzt kill ye und zen reanimate ye tae gae after ze rezt o' uz. Alzough zat iz actually nae avroight...
I don't die.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 05:51:17 PM
*Stores Booklover in his fluff.* There, now sit there and think about what you've done!
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Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 08:57:55 PM
Kade ye dae ken zat zey're malevolent zpiritz pozzezzin' Zcarecrovz?
It was an accident. I do apologize.
I didn't stay there.
You never said you left.
What happened while I was gone?
I should never have been there in the first place. You aren't that fluffy, after all.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 08:58:25 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 08:57:55 PM
Kade ye dae ken zat zey're malevolent zpiritz pozzezzin' Zcarecrovz?
It was an accident. I do apologize.
Ah mean na' zey can pozzezz ye, taae.
Quote from: Booklover on April 24, 2020, 09:00:32 PM
I should never have been there in the first place. You aren't that fluffy, after all.
Where have you been? According to forum lore, I'm exceedingly fluffy.
Before this, maybe:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 06:47:03 PM
*Shaves Kade*
(https://i.redd.it/aex5p6vjoq401.jpg)
Crazy stuff.
Ya know, normal forum things.
Also, your fluff wouldn't be deep enough for me to be trapped in there.
You'd think that, but you'd be wrong.
Quote from: Booklover on April 24, 2020, 09:06:09 PM
Also, your fluff wouldn't be deep enough for me to be trapped in there.
I thought this too, but it was proven otherwise.
I'm sorry, but it's false.
It really isn't.
Do not question the otterbadger if you know what's good for you.
Do not question me.
I didn't.
Good. Keep it that way.
Kade's fluff is deep enough to store things in though. I have experienced it.
Not big enough for me.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 24, 2020, 09:00:08 PM
What happened while I was gone?
Not much. Seb removed the 'shipping poll, and then replaced it, and Scott advocated re'shipping Kade. In other news, HIAG is trying to send possesed broomsticks in here.
Oh, and Lass inadvertently declared that the connection between Eb and I isn't real. I was shocked and hurt.
WHAT
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 24, 2020, 07:07:25 PM
Kade needs a ship Seb. He seems lonely.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 07:08:04 PM
That would actually cause a large ruckus as well, now that I think about it :laugh:
Quote from: lass of something much on April 24, 2020, 07:11:42 PM
Na, Ebby's a good actress.
Implying that you're acting. This is from all the craziness going on in the Ship II thread, by the by.
... I disapprove of this.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 09:29:33 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 24, 2020, 09:00:08 PM
What happened while I was gone?
Not much. Seb removed the 'shipping poll, and then replaced it, and Scott advocated re'shipping Kade. In other news, HIAG is trying to send possesed broomsticks in here.
Ah nae zendin' zem in! Zey came in by zemzelvez!
*Ze Zcarecrovz imitate Kade'z voice und cav fer Eb'z 'elp from a dark zuzpiciouz corner*
*Uses the fluff detection app on my phone.*
Readings... : Negative
*It zuddenly beginz zhovin' Pozitive* Zey can manipulate zingz loike lightz, carz und etc. taae. Zat iz nae gaein' tae vork.
Ooooooh, spooky.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:31:08 AM
*It zuddenly beginz zhovin' Pozitive* Zey can manipulate zingz loike lightz, carz und etc. taae. Zat iz nae gaein' tae vork.
Nah, I have the developer's build. Good stuff this is.
Zey can manipulate any zort o' devoice.
I refuse to believe it. They canNOT touch whaleware.
Zey can.
(https://miro.medium.com/max/1224/0*ThZCKnU1FYL7a0o7.jpg)
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
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You sure?
Aye.
Und 'az naybeazt elze zeen ze movie (
Zcarecrovz, 1988) av o' ziz iz from???
'ere'z a actual image from it viz a quote.
Varning! Potentially Unnerving Image
(https://www.365horrormovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Scarecrows-dental.gif)
'Hey Curry...How are we going to go to Mexico...if we're dead?'
'ere'z a reviev o' ze film fer anybeazt interezted. (https://cinapse.co/scarecrows-1988-killer-concept-straw-filled-execution-8ecd6d4266e8)
Eeeeeeeeenteresting.
Madbeasts, much.
I also disapprove.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 11:55:48 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 09:29:33 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 24, 2020, 09:00:08 PM
What happened while I was gone?
Not much. Seb removed the 'shipping poll, and then replaced it, and Scott advocated re'shipping Kade. In other news, HIAG is trying to send possesed broomsticks in here.
Ah nae zendin' zem in! Zey came in by zemzelvez!
*Ze Zcarecrovz imitate Kade'z voice und cav fer Eb'z 'elp from a dark zuzpiciouz corner*
*begins to moves towards the corner but stops and glances uncertainly at Verdauga*
*grabs Eb and points to the castle* The real Kade is in there. I'm not sure what it is making those noises but it's not your husband. Best stay away from them; I've heard magpies are good at mimicking and they're Australian and, therefore, dangerous.
(Not all magpies are Australian. There are NZ Magpies and British magpies.)
...Are you sure? That sounded just like Kade.
*Ze Kade-loike voice criez oot fer 'elp again*
*begins running around in tight circles with indecision*
*a gunshot is heard, and the voice stops*
*screams* Kade!
O_O
*hugs Ebby* Shh, it's alright. If it was Kade, I'll bring him back to life.
*thrashes*
*hugging intensifies, though it's still gentle*
*tries to free self, choking with rage*
*laughter*
*snarls and tries to lunge at One-Eye*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 25, 2020, 04:33:28 AM
*tries to free self, choking with rage*
*continues hugging Ebby* Shh, it's okay.
*shoots the scarecrow again and continues laughing.*
*collapses in Teer's hug*
*pats Eb's back gently* There, there, sis, it's okay. Everything will be alright.
No, it won't.
I do not feel a shred of remorse. This task is complete.
Yes it will. Kade is your husband and Verdauga is mine. Nobeast will take either of them away from us.
*lunges at One-Eye and doesn't hear Shisteer*
*is still hugging Eb*
Two remain.
*turns and walks away*
*slashes at Teer with my claws*
*is unaffected* My chest is heavily scaled, sister.
(I targeted your face, actually.)
*writhes around* Let go! I want to kill One-Eye!
(My face also has scales)
That's not a good idea. One-Eye has a gun. *continues holding Ebby*
I have a bow and a dagger and wrath. LET ME GO! *struggles harder*
kill me then. It won't accomplish anything.
(It might make me feel better :))
Nah, I'm enjoying this hug.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 25, 2020, 04:55:36 AM
(It might make me feel better :))
O_O
One-eye, you have corrupted her.
She corrupted herself. I merely gave her a reason to allow herself to be corrupted.
It's good, really. If she's more violent, she'll be better able to help me destroy anybeast that tries to get between Verdauga and me.
I did not take that into consideration.
Oh well.
*takes aim at Ebantu*
*Devours One-Eye's gun.*
So, what's going on here now?
Business is being conducted, do not interfere.
Kade!
*equips Eb with taniwha scales and releases her* Just a precaution. Have fun, don't die.
Yes, Kade is here! *Smiles at Eb and Teer.* Hugs are nice. But... Eb, you look like you've been crying. What's wrong?
I'll tell you in a moment. One-Eye, I'm sorry. I thought it was Kade, not the other thing -whatever it was -that you shot.
I still think it was something Australian.
I thought it was kade.
What I said before is wrong. there are three acts left.
*gives One-Eye icecream*
I will eat when the tasks are done.
*equips Kade with temporary taniwha scales too* (They can only be removed by me)
This. Is. Awesome.
Please never remove them.
The can stay as long as you don't try to steal my husband.
But Kade...I can't touch your fluffiness!
That's not true, silly! The scales are under the fluff.
Oh. How...does that work?
It works because I'm a taniwha and I said it works.
Te-er, that's not how it vorks.
*sigh* If you really want an explanation, there are some adjustments I made that allow Kade's fluff to show over the scales.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 25, 2020, 05:34:46 AM
The can stay as long as you don't try to steal my husband.
I'm, uh...
not going to try and steal your husband.
Good.
I wasn't trying to steal him in the first place; I don't want him :laugh:
Fine, put it this way.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 25, 2020, 05:34:46 AM
They can stay as long as you don't support the attempted theft of my husband.
lol
You missed the capital and the full stop.
"lol" does not require such things.
IT DOES.
Nopesiedoodle ^_^
That made me smile.
That's a good word.
I agree.
No, don't. You're my brother and I want you to live.
The picnic got a little... out of control.
Really? I hadn't noticed.
Yes, very hard to. The subtle chaos is subtle(??).
*Walks away from the beach.*
There is WAAAAAY too much tension here for me. See y'all.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 01:55:14 PM
*Walks away drom the beach.*
There is WAAAAAY too much tension here for me. See y'all.
You mean down, right? Or down left? Or straight down?
*Is about a furlong away.*
I only understand metric units for distance.
(Barbarian.)
No, you are. The metric system is clearly more civilised.
{I do want to make sure you knew that was a joke. I use a few units of Metric quite often. Now, back to our show.}
(More civilized? It is such a demeaningly simple system! Everything in multiples of ten? Where lies the skill in knowing that system? A system whose name literally means "measurement system"!)
(I do understand. In fact, I use some imperial units occasionally.)
It is the simplicity that makes it better, more practical, and easier to use. As for the name, it says what it is, and what it does, so doesn't that make it a good name for it?
Inching along.
Miles away.
Terms that can be used by both Imperial and Metric users.
Imperial sounds way cooler.
Maybe so.
*Ze Zcarecrovz imitate Verdauga'z voice cryin' oot fer 'elp*
*Raises eyebrow.*
Almost halfway there and we're not even halfway through the year.
This one should be completed before New Year's.
I show around thirty pages left.
You don't count.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 25, 2020, 08:36:55 PM
Almost halfway there and we're not even halfway through the year.
This one should be completed before New Year's.
We started in October, I think (okay, October 31st, so we've had almost six months). But with lockdown we'll probably be posting more.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 25, 2020, 09:12:40 PM
You don't count.
Yes I do watch ONETWOTHREEFOURFIVE....
Considering that you guys have posted eight pages in one day in some other topics I think it will be done.
But we still need to make sure we do it.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 09:32:57 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 25, 2020, 09:12:40 PM
You don't count.
Yes I do watch ONETWOTHREEFOURFIVE....
Don't worry, Verdie, there was no doubt that you count!
1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 1010, 1011, 1100, 1101, 1110, 1111.
;D
Verdauga
09:46:10 PM
Viewing the topic Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!).
Booklover
09:46:10 PM
Viewing the topic Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!).
Ebantu the Kararehe
09:46:07 PM
Viewing the topic Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!).
Good. We might actually accomplish something.
I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/Smileys/classic/smiley.gif
:)
Hahaehahehaheh
Put some punctuation in there.
.HAVEN
Thepunctuationre.
Puncthereuation.
Put there in punctuation.
As cheese.
Cheesy cheese.
Booooooooooooooooookie, the RA forum needs youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
I have to go to bed soonish.
*sighs sadly*
Back to the measurements systems, Metric has more interesting origins.
But less history. ;)
Question: Do you like Asterix and Obelix?
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 26, 2020, 01:57:46 AM
Question: Do you like Asterix and Obelix?
I can't say whether I do or don't. If I could know (Or remember) what they are, that would help.
Hmmm... I see. That is likely why you don't understand the superiority of the Metric system.
Delusion can cause anyone to think what they like is superior; however, the imperial system quite literally rules.
I'm waiting for Lass and Scott to check out that Thread.
I'd show you why the Metric system is better but I can't find the book.
:D Okay.
Not really but yeah.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 26, 2020, 02:21:08 AM
Delusion can cause anyone to think what they like is superior; however, the imperial system quite literally rules.
I'm waiting for Lass and Scott to check out that Thread.
What thread?
The Goblins Attack or something.
Yeah, I found it..
Good fish.
I don't know what to say to that...
*giggles at Bookie*
(What's so funny?)
That you seem to know all the books we ever mention... :laugh:
(Not always.)
(Anyway, how was your day?)
(Hmm...Mostly good... you?)
It's not even noon yet, but good so far.
Anything interesting?
Not really.
Wow...
Well, there aren't many interesting things that can happen when you're stuck at home, on a Sunday morning.
For you maybe..
Booklover
11:29:47 AM
Unknown Action
XD you're moving to fast for the forum!
Why do you keep it as British time? Not that there's really any confusion since it just shows the past 15 minutes, and you only need to look at the minutes, if you even care about the time more than who's on.
*shrugs* I don't look at the time...
Fair enough.
Also, It makes me fell like nobeast knows I should be in bed...
Did you stay up all night? Isn't it like..... 4am?
Yes, I had a full night sleep last night, so I fell no need for sleep...
Okay but the thing about sleep is that consistency greatly improves the experience. Say, at least five hours every night.
Preferably at least eight.
Mmhmmmmm.
It's important to get a lot of sleep.
Aye.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2020, 05:23:06 PM
Okay but the thing about sleep is that consistency greatly improves the experience. Say, at least five hours every night.
Sleep is for the weeeeeeak!
Sleep makes you strong.
Bookie is quite smart.
Only quite? I'm hurt by your lack of appreciation for my genius.Not really.
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 09:03:34 PM
Only quite? I'm hurt by your lack of appreciation for my genius.Not really.
XD
Quote from: lass of something much on April 26, 2020, 07:18:52 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2020, 05:23:06 PM
Okay but the thing about sleep is that consistency greatly improves the experience. Say, at least five hours every night.
Sleep is for the weeeeeeak!
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 07:30:58 PM
Sleep makes you strong.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2020, 09:00:43 PM
Bookie is quite smart.
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 09:03:34 PM
Only quite? I%u2019m hurt by your lack of appreciation for my genius.Not really.
SOMEBEAST POST IN THE FUNNY POST PLACE!!!!
You missed out the 'sleep makes you strong' part.
Woops, I fixed it...
Still not quite right.
Spoiler
Quote from: lass of something much on April 26, 2020, 07:18:52 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2020, 05:23:06 PM
Okay but the thing about sleep is that consistency greatly improves the experience. Say, at least five hours every night.
Sleep is for the weeeeeeak!
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 07:30:58 PM
Sleep makes you strong.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2020, 09:00:43 PM
Bookie is quite smart.
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 09:03:34 PM
Only quite? I'm hurt by your lack of appreciation for my genius.Not really.
I got plenty of sleep. I'm a good child, unlike somebeast. (Actually, I think I'm just a teenager, but yeah)
I woke up at about half six this morning, but I stayed in bed for a while after that, imagining.
I don't know what time I woke up but I stayed in bed to imagine.
* . . .*
I can do that too.
*. . .*
:o
Pretty cool, huh?
Ehhhhh ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 27, 2020, 12:50:32 AM
I don't know what time I woke up but I stayed in bed to imagine.
Same.
Sleep?
What do you mean?
Story ideas.
Quote from: Booklover on April 27, 2020, 10:29:15 AM
What do you mean?
who knows? Teer, we should go soon...
It's only 10:18pm for you.
...
Yeah, maybe that is a bit late.
Quote from: Booklover on April 27, 2020, 11:17:08 AM
Story ideas.
Am I allowed to know what story ideas or would that desecrate them?
Quote from: Booklover on April 27, 2020, 11:19:16 AM
It's only 10:18pm for you.
...
Yeah, maybe that is a bit late.
Not to bed ::) silly chook! on the dog walk!
Lass, I've barely caught my breath back from those push-ups. Give me a break.
No. ;D
Quote from: Booklover on April 27, 2020, 11:23:27 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 27, 2020, 11:19:42 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 27, 2020, 11:17:08 AM
Story ideas.
Am I allowed to know what story ideas or would that desecrate them?
There were a variety.
*sigh* I suppose you're not going to elaborate on them, then. Ah well. I can talk stories with my sisters.
*is bored but posts anyway*
*begins brainstorming ways to relieve Lass' boredom*
Hey, Lass, what do you think of the new beast in my story?
Eh, 'e's alright, needs a back bone though..
(Seems Teer has found a way.)
Yeah, he does seem like a bit of a wimp. I'll flesh him out as I go along.
Yeah, have 'im become a strong beast, it'll bring the story ford, and you could have some fun with him too..
Heh, nice pun. Yeah, he'll prove himself. (Maybe even soon)
Thanks ;D
when do you think he'll meat the Leader?
Another good pun. Well done.
Not for a while yet. I want him to sort out a couple of problems within the other group first.
Nice, in the boglands?
Nah, I was thinking further south than that. The spot where the riverish stream thing meets the other river.
Ohhh, were that huge rock thingy is?
(What exactly are you talking about?)
The story! Duh!
Which story?
Oh! I forgot to ask, how did your school work go?
Fine.
*Trips through the thread.*
*looks down to Kade* you okay? *offers paw to help Kade up*
*removes Kade's taniwha scales*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 27, 2020, 01:24:07 PM
Ohhh, where that huge rock thingy is?
Yeah, maybe a little South of that but around there.
Teer.
*Puts on different Taniwha scales.*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 27, 2020, 10:58:25 PM
*looks down to Kade* you okay? *offers paw to help Kade up*
My thanks! *Tries to take her paw but somehow trips again.*
That's not how it vorks, Kade.
*pulls Kade to his footpaws*
(My little brother is nagging me to get off the laptop, so I bid you all a very fond farewell.)
That's mean! You're mean! This is mean! ^-^
...What did I do?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 28, 2020, 12:49:49 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 27, 2020, 01:24:07 PM
Ohhh, where that huge rock thingy is?
Yeah, maybe a little South of that but around there.
But, how is he gonna meet that other guy? it took at least a day..
She means to be mean is mean...
Did you know, linguists (probably the wrong word, but oh well) disagree on the meaning of meaning?
I mean...
'Mean' is an anagram of 'amen'.
*can't think of anything to say...*
Nor can I.
Erm...What do you think of Robin hood?
Thinking is a dangerous pastime.
A Robin Hood/RA crossover could be cool.
:o
Yeah!!!!!
or even better, an RA/RH/RW
Plus any other things with a two letter acronym beginning with R.
;)
Yup!
Though that could get a little confusing.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2020, 07:27:39 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 28, 2020, 12:49:49 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 27, 2020, 01:24:07 PM
Ohhh, where that huge rock thingy is?
Yeah, maybe a little South of that but around there.
But, how is he gonna meet that other guy? it took at least a day..
I was thinking they could meet up after the scene at the huge rocky thing.
Before, or after the second part thingy?
*Nods along, pretending to know what Lass and Teer are talking about*
(Teer's story. Probably one of the ones on ff.net that I will definitely read when I have the time (so when I finish all the ones I am currently planning to read, which may take a while. Some of them are extremely long, plus I have less time now 'school' has started again).)
* , , , *
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 28, 2020, 04:29:03 PM
*Nods along, pretending to know what Lass and Teer are talking about*
So, what do you think about the new guy, Corn?
*decides not to interfere* (I really need to find the original so I can easily quote it when needed)
Ah-ha!
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 11:23:55 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 11:19:06 AM
*decides not to interfere*
Y'all are slacking.
Not my fault.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2020, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 28, 2020, 04:29:03 PM
*Nods along, pretending to know what Lass and Teer are talking about*
So, what do you think about the new guy, Corn?
Oh, him? He's pretty alright, I don't feel strongly about him one way or another. Interested in seeing what he does next though.
(I suppose I don't exactly know how plausible that answer is, having no idea myself.)
uwu is the same as uuuu
In French it's not.
Quote from: Booklover on April 28, 2020, 07:40:41 PM
(I suppose I don't exactly know how plausible that answer is, having no idea myself.)
(I tried to make it intentionally vague, did it work?)
(How am I meant to know?)
(Why shouldn't you be meant to know?)
(^^ Exactly.)
(*High fives*)
(;D *high fives* WHOO!)
(*Starts dancing* Woohoo!*)
(*Dances along* FUN!)
(*Continues dancing* YAY!)
XD
(I was curious when one of us would run out of things to say. XD)
*Jumps onto the dance floor and begins to boogie.*
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/689ef250605137885d7dd86652d02d16/tenor.gif)
0.o
*Follows suit*
That looks.... Painful.
*Grimaces* Yep. It is.
I dance properly. *does basic time step and flap breaks*
Anyway...
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2020, 04:18:04 PM
Before, or after the second part thingy?
Before, I think. Second part's going to start with the baddie.
Oooo! nice! you should make him come from the swamp!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 03:18:51 AM
Oooo! nice! you should make him come from the swamp!
*Shrek intensifies*
*covers ears* Could you like, not?
GAAH! CHILD! JUST READ HER FIC!!!!!
$h®€|< v$ P1©|<|3 ®1¢|< h@$ @®®1V3d, g0 w@+¢h 1+!!!!!!!!
I....can't read that...
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 03:18:51 AM
Oooo! nice! you should make him come from the swamp!
Nah, I was going to have him emerge from the dessert. I want the storm to be a bit of a shock to him.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 28, 2020, 10:44:25 PM
That looks.... Painful.
You get used to it. *Boogie-ing intensifies.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 03:18:51 AM
Oooo! nice! you should make him come from the swamp!
Nah, I was going to have him emerge from the dessert. I want the storm to be a bit of a shock to him.
Ehhh, I think that would be to much..
*yawns*
*Sticks a honey-drizzled scone in Lass' mouth while she's yawning.*
*starts choking* hel- *cough cough*
*thumps Lass on the back*
(Also I found a random Ice Age meme. Happy birthday.
Spoiler
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/0e43a76b85fd43cd64e92a991bccb5f4/tumblr_pl42xzZfp41r5zq6ao1_500.gifv)
)
Thank you, it has been!
Hey, she's saying happy birthday to me, not you!
No, she was replaying to me!!!! and thus; saying that she wished me a happy birthday!
No. She was saying it to me because she thought the character in the meme looked similar to me.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 29, 2020, 03:33:20 AM
$h®€|< v$ P1©|<|3 ®1¢|< h@$ @®®1V3d, g0 w@+¢h 1+!!!!!!!!
Shrek vs picklerick has arrived, go watch it! Or is it pickbrick?
That last part was not involved in One-Eye's statement.
I wasn't sure if it was picklerick or pickbrick.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 10:00:30 AM
No. She was saying it to me because she thought the character in the meme looked similar to me.
Exactly! she's showing you, to make sure I knew she was wishing ME a happy birthday!!!! not you! and she said
my name in her post! thus she meant me!!!
When is your birthday, Lass?
I just looked at the calendar and Teer's is in less than a week.
Mine isn't on there ;D
Hence I'm asking when it is. You don't have to say if you don't want to.
Hmm...
Hem, hem!
Heh, Moa and I have sorta broken Teer...
How?
by sitting on her and poking her while squeaking
And ignoring basic grammar rules. That would certainly annoy Teer.
Moa was stabbing me in the head with a knife! (A bread and butter knife, but still...)
Butter knives are dangerous. Have you read Divergent?
Nope.
You should.
Quote from: Booklover on April 29, 2020, 12:20:21 PM
And ignoring basic grammar rules. That would certainly annoy Teer.
>:D
Don't say I didn't warn you.
As you wish...
*raises eyebrow* Inconceivable!
*giggles*
(Though slightly out of context.)
Slightly?
I was talking about the Princess Bride references.
I am aware -_-
*gasps* The dreaded line face!
*Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN*
Done.
*Boogie-ing intensifies.*
*intensifying intensifies*
-_-
*intensifying intensifying intensifies*
Wait, what?
*intensifying intensifying intensifying intensifies*
*intensifying intensifying intensifying intensifying intensifies*
You're not intensifying intensifying intensifying. I was.
I am now. ;D
You weren't before. So you couldn't intensify it.
Maybe I did, but you just didn't see me.
You didn't say you did, therefore, you didn't.
But maybe I thought it. That counts, right?
No, BL, don't do it.
Do what?
The thing.
*Gasp* Are you serious, Kade? Don't talk about that here. It's a secret...
What thing?
Don't worry about it ^-^
A thing?? A SECRET thing?? Oh that's right up my alley, I adore secret things. DO share!
Hakuna matata.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 29, 2020, 06:06:10 PM
A thing?? A SECRET thing?? Oh that's right up my alley, I adore secret things. DO share!
Ok, well, you see... *Whispers secret in Corn's ear.*
It's not a secret if you tell people.
By your definition, perhaps.
Kade! Don't tell them yet! They would totally freak out.
Too late.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 06:10:18 PM
Kade! Don't tell them yet! They would totally freak out.
I only told Corn. She's trustworthy.
And presumably not a duck.
I mean, based on her previously posted pic, I would assume not.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 06:13:18 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 06:10:18 PM
Kade! Don't tell them yet! They would totally freak out.
I only told Corn. She's trustworthy.
Fiiiiine. I guess. But that's it!
Don't you trust me?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 06:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 29, 2020, 06:06:10 PM
A thing?? A SECRET thing?? Oh that's right up my alley, I adore secret things. DO share!
Ok, well, you see... *Whispers secret in Corn's ear.*
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I seeeeeeee. Fancy!
Quote from: Booklover on April 29, 2020, 06:18:34 PM
And presumably not a duck.
Nope, not a duck.
Good.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 29, 2020, 06:38:34 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 06:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 29, 2020, 06:06:10 PM
A thing?? A SECRET thing?? Oh that's right up my alley, I adore secret things. DO share!
Ok, well, you see... *Whispers secret in Corn's ear.*
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I seeeeeeee. Fancy!
Right? Almost as fancy as jazz hands.
Mmhmm. Not quite, though.
Quote from: Booklover on April 29, 2020, 06:24:49 PM
Don't you trust me?
Okay fine. After talking with
@Kade Rivok and Keva a bit they said I could tell y'all...
Spoiler
Kade's is mine and Keva's oldest brother. And the turd responsible for getting us into Redwall in the first place. :P
Whoa, hey, I thought you were joking about that! Welp.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 07:14:30 PM
Whoa, hey, I thought you were joking about that! Welp.
-_- I literally asked you! Should I edit that out, then?...
Eeeeeeeeeenterestingggggg.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 07:14:30 PM
Whoa, hey, I thought you were joking about that! Welp.
-_- I literally asked you! Should I edit that out, then?...
Eh, whatever, it's fine I guess.
*Shrugs*
First question: is it true?
*Sighs* Yes unfortunately.
How dare you? *Steals Kade's fork*
So, am I the only person on this forum who knows nobody on the forum in real life?
I'm not sure... :P
It does seem like it.
No, you are not. I have no personal connections with anyone here in the physical world either; and I'm sure there are others (Verdauga, for example, I would take as a likely candidate- but more probably Matthias720, just for the age factor)
Verdauga is Kolman's brother, so... :P
Hmm, that I did not know. I don't really know Kolman, for that matter.
Okay, active members.
Depends on how you define active :P
True.
Quote from: Booklover on April 29, 2020, 07:35:46 PM
So, am I the only person on this forum who knows nobody on the forum in real life?
*Raises hand* Nope, you're not.
Good.
Won't they find out, or ave you edited the original message?
I didn't. Not yet anyways. :P Then again, we could continue to keep it a secret... >:D
Not really a secret when quite a few people know. It's even possible some guests know.
Eh. True. :P
Plus they're going to be on soon, if they aren't already.
I think Teer is on. Not sure about Lass.
I suppose Lass didn't exactly get to sleep early.
True...
Talking about sleep, I probably should be getting some.
Aww.
Hehe, Lass and Teer are viewing this topic. >:D
I know.
I'm mostly sure this is a joke.
That what is?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 07:07:21 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 29, 2020, 06:24:49 PM
Don't you trust me?
Okay fine. After talking with @Kade Rivok and Keva a bit they said I could tell y'all... Spoiler
Kade's is mine and Keva's oldest brother. And the turd responsible for getting us into Redwall in the first place. :P
That.
*yawns*
Bean.
I have my doubts too.
Unfortunately, I have to go now, so I can't go through old topics to see what they've said at various times.
Goodnight. I should go too, actually. Tap and all that.
Goodnight. See you tomorrow for me and today for you, perhaps?
Indeed. Nighty night.
G'night, Bookie!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 09:15:44 PM
Did you tell @lass of something much or @shisteer of nothing much, Kade?
Nah (if that wasn't obvious :laugh:)
I haven't talked to Lass about it really, but previously I'd told Teer that I was an only child since we were keeping it a secret.
Na, you guys are lying.
I mean, you can believe that if you want. It wasn't my decision to tell everybeast anyways.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 10:11:44 PM
Na, you guys are lying.
*Shrugs*
Doesn't a few things make a bit more now? Like how the times that we're each on and stuff. Like (I'm too last to check), but there have been at least a few hints every now and then. Like the one in the "Widdle Baby Seb" topic, for instance. Though, I guess that one was more of an inside joke...
*Tickles widdle baby Seb's footpaws.* Isn't he just the cutest liddle guy?
-_-
Heh
:laugh:
*is glad that I don't have any siblings on the forum* It would just be a bit too... Weird.
Who are you calling weird? ;)
I'm not calling anyone weird, although there's nothing wrong with that [normal's overrated], just saying that any of my siblings being on the forum would be weird.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 29, 2020, 10:25:07 PM
*is glad that I don't have any siblings on the forum* It would just be a bit too... Weird.
It's actually really awesome.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 10:15:31 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 10:11:44 PM
Na, you guys are lying.
*Shrugs*
Doesn't a few things make a bit more now? Like how the times that we're each on and stuff. Like (I'm too last to check), but there have been at least a few hints every now and then. Like the one in the "Widdle Baby Seb" topic, for instance. Though, I guess that one was more of an inside joke...
Sheev made that. -_- plus, the very fact that you joined way before Kade disproves you, and you haven't got the flow of siblings, you and Keva do, but not Kade, and many other things that you have also said.
We've entered an endless recursion of time.
Lass, what do you think about me having the baddie capture him?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 11:13:07 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 10:15:31 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 10:11:44 PM
Na, you guys are lying.
*Shrugs*
Doesn't a few things make a bit more now? Like how the times that we're each on and stuff. Like (I'm too last to check), but there have been at least a few hints every now and then. Like the one in the "Widdle Baby Seb" topic, for instance. Though, I guess that one was more of an inside joke...
Sheev made that. -_- plus, the very fact that you joined way before Kade disproves you, and you haven't got the flow of siblings, you and Keva do, but not Kade, and many other things that you have also said.
I mean, Kade could have gotten them into Redwall and joined later. Seb and Keva may have told him about the forum. Also, there is a big age gap, Kade may very well be moved out so they don't see him as much, and that does change sibling relationships a bit. (All of my sisters are moved out, I would know.)
Yeah. Kade moved out a long time ago. As have several of our siblings. I barely remember him actually living in our house. :P But all of us visit each other a lot. Heck, I don't think we could keep them all away if we tried. ;D
Yeah, that makes sense to me with how y'all talk to each other. I can see it.
If what they've said in the past is true, Seb is number six and Keva is older than him. Average age gap between siblings is about two years. It's plausible. (Though Kade said he was an only child and I'm inclined to think he was telling the truth, for various reasons)
Spoilers, but I'm more than a decade older than Seb. Besides, I said when I first joined that I used to be active in the ROC and was just now getting back into it.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/360x270q90/923/rXm5hV.png)
*descends using helicopter hat*
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-12/256/package.png)
Delivery for
@Sebias of RedwallNow I don't know whether you want the classic Lord of the Rings Trilogy DVD Set, or the Extended DVD Edition, so I brought both.
*holds up two papers*
Just sign the paper of whatever delivery you want.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 12:37:39 AM
Spoilers, but I'm more than a decade older than Seb. Besides, I said when I first joined that I used to be active in the ROC and was just now getting back into it.
There's a problem with that theory: Seb told me months ago (before I'd even joined the forum, i think) that he was the eldest boy in the family.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 11:18:18 PM
Lass, what do you think about me having the baddie capture him?
Na, to early on, I feel it would sort of rush the story at this point...
Mmm, I thought you might say that. Fair enough. Should I have him captured at all?
Hmm, maybe latter, but personally, I don't think it really needs to happen at all...
True. I suppose there'll be enough action with his best friend getting captured.
Wouldn't it be easier to discuss this IRL?
Not really, no. In fact, discussing it in real life would likely spoil the effect.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 30, 2020, 03:09:47 AM
True. I suppose there'll be enough action with his best friend getting captured.
Yeah, wouldn't wanna over do it...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 30, 2020, 03:12:47 AM
Not really, no. In fact, discussing it in real life would likely spoil the effect.
Huh. Well, to each their own.
Kade, you might want to take a peak at Small things to smile about. That should explain matters. (And while you're away, I'll find a suitable hiding place)
Never fear. If I was going to get mad at you, I would have done it far sooner than now. ^-^
Fair enough. *hides anyway*
I can see you from here.
.
Very insightful, thank you. How did we ever live without such words of wisdom before?
:laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 03:52:59 AM
I can see you from here.
Oh. Well... maybe just... don't look?
*Stares pointedly.*
*hides as well*
*eyes widen* I think there's a monster under the bed.
Leave it there. Adds to the... atmosphere.
It's scary.
Exactly.
I think it's huge grumpiness.zvfx
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 30, 2020, 09:01:49 AM
I think it's huge grumpiness.zvfx
Are you sure you're alright? Why are there four random letters after the full stop?
Zvfxcx!
Xmse.
Anyway, as I was saying, *is pushed to the side by monster*
Zvxcd dcagsvs.
Zmcbj.
*glares at monster* As I was saying, I never said anything about being alright.
Apart from just now, though that could be argued not to count.
The dogs want to take me for a walk, so I better go.
Of course. You cannot deny the dogs.
Well...
A hole with water in.
*sighs deeply*
Booklover 11:55:24 AM Viewing Who's Online.
Online lass of something much 11:55:13 AM Viewing Who's Online.
That was kind of funny. Then we were both viewing CAHAPBAMP at the same time, then this.
XD
Yeah, I felt like you were following me! :laugh:
I was. ;D
*Gasps* Bookie! how could you?! ;D
What else could I do?
Tbh Idk XD
Teenager! How could you stoop so low, Lass? You should be ashamed of yourself! (In other words, "Goodnight, dear sister. I'm going to bed and you probably should too. Don't make Corn angry.")
Goodnight to Booklover also.
Goodnight.
Have fun sleeping. (Or not sleeping. I don't really mind)
It is only 12:47pm for me (that is, afternoon not midnight). I was saying goodnight to you, for whom it's almost midnight.
I know, but it's plausible that you might want an afternoon nap before I get on tomorrow morning.
I doubt it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 30, 2020, 12:39:30 PM
Teenager! How could you stoop so low, Lass? You should be ashamed of yourself! (In other words, "Goodnight, dear sister. I'm going to bed and you probably should too. Don't make Corn angry.")
Goodnight to Booklover also.
>:D
Yeah, I do too, but it might happen. You could be reading a book in a tree with the sky above a beautiful, clear blue, the sun shining down through the leaves and warming your back, the chuckle of a nearby brook harmonising with the delicate sound of birdsong. You put the book down and look around at the scenery, breathing in the fresh air as your eyelids slowly droop and your chest rises and falls in peaceful slumber.
Spoiler
Than you wake up and find MONSTERS chewing your legs.
Heh, nice.
No decent feedback on my beautiful description? Such disappointment.
Because there is no need for praise, when it is so obviously wonderful. Apart from the fact that it's so unlikely, for many reasons.
Ah, fair enough then.
I look forward to reading more of your brilliant work in future.
Glad to hear it.
Although it may be a while before I do.
Quote from: Booklover on April 30, 2020, 01:06:41 PM
Because there is no need for praise, when it is so obviously wonderful. Apart from the fact that it's so unlikely, for many reasons.
Why?
Why what?
Quote from: Booklover on April 30, 2020, 01:15:55 PM
Although it may be a while before I do.
Fair enough. Maybe, by the time you get 'round to it, I would have had time to take it all down, edit it soundly and re-post it.
Does depend.
Of course.
This discussion is possibly slowing it down slightly. Although probably not, I suppose.
Hm?
Quote from: Booklover on April 30, 2020, 01:26:37 PM
This discussion is possibly slowing it down slightly. Although probably not, I suppose.
It's contributing to The Cause though.
We have entered an endless recursion of time.
That's nice, dear.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 30, 2020, 01:33:11 PM
We have entered an endless recursion of time.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
This is the perfect time for me to stop procrastinating and have lunch. The question is, will I?
No.
I've been thinking about taking more of a forum break.
For how long?
I don't know. If I started tomorrow, I'd be on on the fifth, and I'd probably log on to RP and post things in my Exhibitive topic.
I'd miss you.
As would I (though I can't deny that Teer probably has more of a reason to).
Quote from: Verdauga on April 30, 2020, 01:36:02 PM
I've been thinking about taking more of a forum break.
:(
So, Lass, how are you?
It likely won't be permanent. I shall return.
I doubt you'd manage to persuade yourself to stay away for long.
Nope :laugh: porbably not.
(Yes, the typographical error was intentional.)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 30, 2020, 01:48:40 PM
It likely won't be permanent. I shall return.
I will await with eager anticipation, my love.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 30, 2020, 01:51:53 PM
Nope :laugh: porbably not.
(Yes, the typographical error was intentional.)
Why?
*looks out the window*
(What window? Aren't we still on the beach?)
Whatever. I really need to go to bed now. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
¿Quieres mi perro?
*encoge de hombros*
Je ne comprends pas.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 30, 2020, 01:00:34 PM
No decent feedback on my beautiful description? Such disappointment.
I mean, now I'm just imagining a river laughing at me. I don't much care for it.
Laughing river. Wonderful personification.
Quote from: Booklover on April 30, 2020, 06:25:01 PM
Je ne comprends pas.
¿Que? ¿Ese es Francias? No es español.
I did Spanish for 1/3 of a year back in year 7. I do not speak it, beyond the basics (and what I can guess from French).
...Cheese?...
Spoiler
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/04/16/19303226-0-image-a-26_1570202436796.jpg)
YES!!!!!!!
Yes indeed.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 29, 2019, 10:05:38 PM
I just need to get all of my siblings on
Yes! Yes, yes, YES!!!!!!
That would certainly liven up the forum.
Yes!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 06:43:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 30, 2020, 01:00:34 PM
No decent feedback on my beautiful description? Such disappointment.
I mean, now I'm just imagining a river laughing at me. I don't much care for it.
Not a fan of that word picture?
I'm not a fan of bodies of water laughing at me. What, they think they're better than me? Humph!
Quote from: Booklover on April 30, 2020, 09:16:20 PM
Spoiler
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/04/16/19303226-0-image-a-26_1570202436796.jpg)
¡Queso, mas queso! Me gusta.
Oh, help...
I believe he is enjoying the cheese.
I cannot read what he is sayin'...
Translates to "Cheese! My cheese! I like it!" (more or less.)
...Oh...thankee...
Mmhmm, any time
*finger guns*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 01, 2020, 12:25:28 AM
Translates to "Cheese! More cheese! I like it!" (more or less.)
Oh...*gives Szark cheese*
I was going off memory of what you'd said, gimme a break :P
Which of your ships?
?
witch do we break?
I dunno. They're all old and nonexistent anymore, so I"m like a clean slate now.
*points at delflower*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 11:24:00 PM
I'm not a fan of bodies of water laughing at me. What, they think they're better than me? Humph!
Well, it was intended to describe bodies of water laughing
with you, not at you. (Because, England being the place of reference, it's such a rare occasion that the weather is so perfect that imagining so is almost ridiculous, so you'd obviously be laughing and the brook would join in, because it wants to be your friend and it's happy)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 01, 2020, 03:09:31 AM
I dunno. They're all old and nonexistent anymore, so I"m like a clean slate now.
Squeaky clean.
All of those ships were leaky old tubs anyways- not a one of 'em seaworthy.
True.
:/
...
...
. . .
...
How many boats do you even have, Corn?!
Quite a few.
...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 01, 2020, 04:08:35 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 11:24:00 PM
I'm not a fan of bodies of water laughing at me. What, they think they're better than me? Humph!
Well, it was intended to describe bodies of water laughing with you, not at you. (Because, England being the place of reference, it's such a rare occasion that the weather is so perfect that imagining so is almost ridiculous, so you'd obviously be laughing and the brook would join in, because it wants to be your friend and it's happy)
We've had decent weather recently. The most unlikely bit is being able to go outside to a brook.
Yeah, ya never know when they may attack.
(Are you absolutely certain you replied to the right page?)
Mmhmm ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 01, 2020, 02:50:32 PM
Mmhmm ^-^
I doubt a brook will attack me. A Brooke might.
You never know, though. That's why you shouldn't go near them. They laugh at your fear.
Ridiculous. Riddikulus.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 01, 2020, 03:11:17 AM
*points at delflower*
Truuueeeeeeeee I forgot about that one, SHAME ON ME! 'Twas a good one.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 01, 2020, 05:15:58 AM
All of those ships were leaky old tubs anyways- not a one of 'em seaworthy.
Indeed, indeed.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 01, 2020, 06:02:07 AM
:/
...
...
. . .
...
How many boats do you even have, Corn?!
A lot, apparently.
Popularity sure is a terrible thing. (I assume, at least ;D)
Being popular is overrated.
I wouldn't know either, Kade. XD
Ah, such modesty! It must come naturally to you then.
As it surely does to you.
What, modesty, or popularity? Pretty sure I'm sorely lacking in both categories ;D
Both, clearly.
-_-
*does not react apart from to not react*
*Blinks.*
*winks*
*Winks with both eyes simultaneously.*
Ooo!
*thinks every beast has been slackin' and Kade is tryin' to hide something*
Sorry.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 01, 2020, 09:11:36 PM
*thinks every beast has been slackin' and Kade is tryin' to hide something*
I- I ain't got nothin' to hide!
Hah! Double negative. You do have something to hide, you just said so. ^-^
Yeah, Seb might be too..
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 01, 2020, 09:34:44 PM
Hah! Double negative. You do have something to hide, you just said so. ^-^
Exactly.
Nyooooooo
Hah! HAH!
Ha.
Nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Punctuation, please.
Yes.
Nyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This is amusing. I am amused.
This is confusing. I am confused.
Good for you.
Yis
Quote from: Booklover on May 01, 2020, 09:48:05 PM
This is confusing. I am confused.
Hello confused. I'm
Dad Verdauga.
*Dropkicks Verdauga.* Away with thee and thine dad jokes!
Please remind me what a dropkick is.
I'm probably wrong, but it's literally when you drop something and then kick it.
Sounds about right.
Dropkick.
Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/8L1qmRmo0HyEyCn5E0/giphy.gif)
OUCH.
Your assumption was less vicious than the reality.
I wonder what the average length of posts in this topic is.
Not very long.
Some are a decent length. Less than a roleplay thread, though.
:)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 01, 2020, 09:57:49 PM
*Dropkicks Verdauga.* Away with thee and thine dad jokes!
Did you kneed to do that?
*helpless laughter*
O.o *Checks previous page* Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Twas indeed a good pun.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 01, 2020, 09:57:49 PM
*Dropkicks Verdauga.* Away with thee and thine dad jokes!
*kicks Kade normally* Don't be mean to my husband.
*giggles*
On another note, I didn't get the pun. I saw it, but I didn't understand it. (I still don't understand it)
-_0
Are you winking at me?
;)
Oh.
Oh...Oh? Oh?! OH?! OHHHHH?!?!?
O O O O O
How about... no?
How about... yes?
Nah.
Yah.
Blubber.
Bubbles.
Bolognese.
Spaghetti.
Dinner.
food
Drink.
Drunk Gimli. ( ;D)
Couldn't find a picture of him drunk, but this should be good enough:
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/e/ec/Gimli_-_FOTR.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20121008105956)
Ehhh, it must do..
Eek! *dives into the pond*
Aren't we still on a beach?
Yeah, I think so.
So, where's the pond?
Right over there, of course. *Points away from the beach to the pond*
Is it possible to have a pond on a beach?
I dunno, but it is here in the Cellars.
Anything's possible in The Cellars, I suppose, but there should still be some limits, with things that should be completely impossible.
Should there, though?
A beach with a pond is not a beach.
Sshhhhhhhhh it's the Cellars, illogical things happen all the time.
Maybe they do. But you can't change the fact that a beach with a pond is not a beach.
It's called a tide pool.
Can a taniwha dive into a tide pond?
Yes
A tide pond on a beach?
Don't under estimate her power...
Do not overestimate it, either.
There is no way to.
Booklover, stop trying to be reasonable. We're in the Cellars, for goodness sake. How did Aramoana beach get here anyway?
It was always there. But is there a pond there?
Yes.
*le sigh*
Now that we've got that out of the way:
*drowns (In the pond)*
I still don't agree that there's a pond there, in which case you can't drown in it.
*has drowned thoroughly*
(What have you been up to lately?)
*is now a ghost*
Hellooooooooooo
*is just dead, pure and simple*
*yawns*
*does not yawn*
Quote from: Booklover on May 03, 2020, 11:56:17 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 03, 2020, 11:39:35 AM
(What have you been up to lately?)
Mostly reading.
(Sounds good. I was helping dad build a shed today. 'Twas a very riveting experience)
Is that... a pun I see?
(It might be)
Maybe so.
(Indeed)
Yes indeed.
Quote from: Booklover on May 03, 2020, 01:30:34 PM
Is that... a pun I see?
Yes, she did a Dad joke earlier, and I almost died of laughter..
Riveting. Amazing.
(Thank you)
That's alright.
(*tries to think of something to say* Ah... doughnut?)
Are you offering me one, or questioning the existence of doughnuts?
(That depends on what you want to take it as)
Hmmm... please may I have a doughnut?
(Sure. There are plenty in the picnic basket)
Thank you. *takes a doughnut*
('S alright)
(*looks down at clock* Shoot. I need to go to bed. Goodnight)
Goodnight.
Heyo
Hello.
How is everyone?
Good. You?
I'm doing fine. ^-^
*posts*
*Posts better*
*psots*
*ifnger ugns* yeyyyyyyyy
Are tehy pporer fgnier gnus? (Are they proper finger guns?)
*Feels awesome because I had understood that before quoting it* :laugh: Oh wait... I mean... *Eelf eawsome becuaes I dah undetsood thta ebfore qouting it*
Os, rew'e a mate, neth? I couldn't come up with a better anagram to use.
Guess what word this is: tpo.
Opt.
Nope. Guess again. ^-^
Typo.
Nope.
It's clearly pot.
*waves to Rosie*
*waves to Kit* Hi!!!!!!!
*waves to Lass*
You're waving in a very non-dead manner.
Of course I am! Did you expect me to stay dead?
You could've been a ghost for awhile. That might have been interesting.
Nah, ghost taniwha are boring. They have more bark than bite.
As ghost generally do. You could've possessed somebody though, or flung stuff about while going "OOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...."
But I wanted to wave at Rosie!
Meh.
*waving intensifies*
*Tides.*
I'm pretty sure that word shouldn't be a verb.
Unless he is implying that he eats Tide pods.
...Oh.
. . . Hopefully not.
Yeah, what Corn said.
Pages and pages.
That's the idea.
Time for food!
Really? okay! *opens pick-nick basket*
Jarky!!! *tackle hugs Jarky*
*Eats Teer's arm*
*arm refuses to be detached from the rest of my body, so Teer, in general, is eaten* (Muffled voice from Jarky's stomach) Seriously? Couldn't you have eaten something else instead? Your tooth damaged my wrist slightly. Would you find eating a band-aid, please?
*Eats box of band aids* My pleasure.
O_O ....
...
. . . .
...Well, I'm scared for life...
Thanks. *grabs a band-aid and puts it on wrist* Much better.
Ah.
Something suddenly makes sense, does it?
Nope. I just didn't know what else to say after witnessing...that.
Ah. Don't be traumatised. I have a box of band-aids, so I'll be fine.
Ah.
Indeed.
Oh, by the way, Lass:
Quote from: lass of something much on May 04, 2020, 08:22:26 AM
O_O ....
...
. . . .
...Well, I'm scarred for life...
Two rs.
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
It's okay, Lass.
I'm not judging you; just helping you learn.
I love your new signature.
Thanks.
That's alright.
Yes.
We seem to often have a conversation, or part of a conversation, that consists of 'thank you', 'that's alright'.
Indeed. It shows our appreciation for each other.
Indeed it does.
It's good to show appreciation.
It is. Appreciation is appreciated.
Yes.
But often, people do not show appreciation.
It is a sad world.
But the good people make it worth it.
The appreciative people.
Such as you.
And you.
And almost everybody on the forum (basically everyone except the bots, who don't really count anyway).
Yes. There are many appreciative people on this forum.
And many things to be appreciative of.
Indeed. Many things.
Such as this thread being almost 500 pages.
Yes, that is a very appreciable thing.
The amount of appreciative and appreciable people.
It is quite a large number.
If only it could be larger...
The more we appreciate, the more others will appreciate. We can change the world for good.
Which is good.
Yes. We should start with our own siblings.
And then move on to friends.
Siblings are friends, but yes.
Friends aren't always siblings.
I didn't say they were. I said siblings are friends.
And then move on to strangers.
Yep. Now, I must read a story to my little sisters, so please excuse me.
Consider yourself excused.
Thanks. I read her the story.
Her? Before you said sisters. Was it one or more than one?
Y'all need help.
For what?
This sort of broken up non-conversation just to get the page count up. At this rate, though, we actually will meet the deadline.
Come on, the last few pages weren't that bad! Plus, this is The Cellars.
They were pretty bad :laugh: Though you are, of course, correct.
They weren't.
About as bad as this is gonna turn out to be, methinks ^-^
I have a theory that the lock this topic threads were created in order to concentrate spam to one thread.
It isn't working
*le sigh*
.
We're over halfway there!
Yay!!! more spam! ;D ;D
Lovely spam, wonderful spam, lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaaaaaam!
The spam shall rain this thread!
It was just a massive full stop.
I know ^-^
But...
THE BLACK SPOT!!!!!!
(If you've watched a certain Horrible Histories episode you'll know what I'm referring to.)
Relax, mate, it's just an ink splotch..(I know what you're on about ;))
It may look like just an ink splotch, but it's really THE BLACK SPOT! (I knew you'd know what I was talking about.)
Ah, yes... that.
So, you also know what I'm referring to?
Quote from: Booklover on May 04, 2020, 03:51:26 PM
It may look like just an ink splotch, but it's really THE BLACK SPOT! (I knew you'd know what I was talking about.)
Na, tis just a coincidence, pay no heed... (Good to know you have faith in me :))
*Nods knowingly.*
I don't believe in coincidences.
Relax, stop this nonsense about the black spot, it was just an ink splatter.
There's plenty of sense in nonsense, if you only wish to look.
Or one, if you look at it a different way.
True, true.
BRB
It is [a time you do not want revealed but is easy to work out] for you, Lass.
Yes, now let's hide that before Corn sees..
She's probably too busy with the Mafia tournament thingy.
I'd still like to hide it, just in case..
Done.
(-_-) thanks..
Speaking of the mafia tournament, that Achromatic guy seems a bit arrogant. Though, I tend to not be a fan of games like that anyway because some people take it as an excuse to act like jerks. That may just be my perception, though, so eh.
I prefer social deduction games in real life. Same with games in general.
I like playing Mafia in real life. :P
Also, Brother
@Kade Rivok?
Hmmm?
Shall we let them in on the other "secret"?
Hah, I already said it's up to you. The last one went over so well, after all ^-^
;D Hmm... I guess we could. Lemme see...
Spoiler
Well, it's very secretive...
Spoiler
Okay. This isn't actual that long. So...
Spoiler
...Kade and I aren't actually brothers sadly. :P
You messed up the spoiler tags a little bit :laugh:
Oh well. :P
Regarding the mafia tourney, yeah, I don't like that Achromatic fellow. Though, that has little bearing on whether he's mafia or not :laugh:
Lol. (So, wait, can you randomly pop in and watch the game at any time?)
On the announcement response thread, one of the people running the tourney made a long post. At the top of their post is a link to the thread where it's taking place (it's via text). You can keep track of it there, if you have the time :laugh:
In-ter-esting... Is it on its own Forum, or on a Discord?
Its own forum. The link at the top is to the mafia universe forum thread where it's happening.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 04, 2020, 06:02:28 PM
Yes, now let's hide that before Corn sees..
Oh, I already saw it. Trust me, I do not approve.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 07:20:17 PM
On the announcement response thread, one of the people running the tourney made a long post. At the top of their post is a link to the thread where it's taking place (it's via text). You can keep track of it there, if you have the time :laugh:
Yep, that. My name is same there as here.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 04, 2020, 07:23:46 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 04, 2020, 06:02:28 PM
Yes, now let's hide that before Corn sees..
Oh, I already saw it. Trust me, I do not approve.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 07:20:17 PM
On the announcement response thread, one of the people running the tourney made a long post. At the top of their post is a link to the thread where it's taking place (it's via text). You can keep track of it there, if you have the time :laugh:
Yep, that. My name is same there as here.
Ah. Okay. Should check it out sometime... Do you have to make an account to see it?
Nope!
Nah, I didn't last year when I watched Nadaz's game. I will say, though, if you want to spectate you probably want to start that soon because I waited a bit last year and it took me a WHILE to get caught up XD
I seeeeee. Cool.
Mmhmm, and the fur is already beginning to fly.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 04, 2020, 07:01:19 PM
;D Hmm... I guess we could. Lemme see... Spoiler
Well, it's very secretive...
Spoiler
Okay. This isn't actual that long. So...
Spoiler
...Kade and I aren't actually brothers sadly. :P
That was obvious.
Very.
So, who planned it?
There was no plan. I just looked on the thread and saw that Seb had posted that and was like "...Ok, I guess we're doing this then." and just rolled with it. He didn't even PM me about it prior to posting :laugh:
So, Seb, why did you do it?
Tis a very interesting question indeed.
That's why I asked it.
I may have given him the idea in the siblings thread, when I was being all lonely :laugh: Especially given his response there.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 04, 2020, 07:01:19 PM
;D Hmm... I guess we could. Lemme see... Spoiler
Well, it's very secretive...
Spoiler
Okay. This isn't actual that long. So...
Spoiler
...Kade and I aren't actually brothers sadly. :P
I knew that, I never believed you guys.
Quote from: Booklover on May 04, 2020, 08:12:34 PM
So, Seb, why did you do it?
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An excellent question with and equally excellent answer. (Whatever it may be)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 05, 2020, 01:01:24 AM
An excellent question with and equally excellent answer. (Whatever it may be)
I agree. The answer is actually probably my favorite part, really. Truly brilliant and inspiring.
You wanted to make me feel jealous?
Jealous? *Is now confuzzled*
Yeah.
Make you feel jealous of what?
Never mind.
::)
Don't roll your eyes at me.
Covid toes.
Are you okay, Russa?
That's good.
Indeed.
Art thou enjoying good health and happiness as well?
Aye, lass.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 05, 2020, 01:42:16 AM
Make you feel jealous of what?
Having Kade as a sibling, I think.
Good... morning, to you, Booklover.
Good evening to you, Teer.
Thanks. How has your day been, so far?
Good. Yours?
Yeah, it was pretty neat. A customer locked her keys in her car, so we opened it for her and then jump started her car, since it'd run flat while the keys were in the ignition, then a load of firewood arrived and Dad and I stacked it together, which was enjoyable. We also had a social distance meeting with Eb and one of her cousins, so that was good. Other than that, it was just quietly enjoying life.
So, do you want to join Lass and me counting in GvsG?
Moight as well.
Thanks.
Not a problem.
*Waves hello to everyone.*
*waves back*
*the sea also waves*
*hugs hello to Verdauga*
*the sea doesn't*
*Sadly, must get off now.*
Goodbye.
*bravely holds back tears*
Goodbye, honeybun. I will miss you.
Goodbye. See you later??
I should go to bed. Even Lass is asleep already.
To be fair, she was up late last night. Goodnight, then.
Nighty night.
Goodnight.
Is that even possible?
I didn't think so, until she mentioned it.
I still don't.
By the by, you all know that you've been posting in the Girls vs Guys II topic, right? There's a III (though both were started back in 2015, so a new one might be in order :laugh:)
Quote from: Booklover on May 05, 2020, 12:26:02 PM
To be fair, she was up late last night. Goodnight, then.
Actually, it was early.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 05, 2020, 05:10:35 PM
By the by, you all know that you've been posting in the Girls vs Guys II topic, right? There's a III (though both were started back in 2015, so a new one might be in order :laugh:)
It isn't locked, so we may as well use it.
Aye!
Yea!
Sasquatch.
?
;D
::)
:-|
I think I misclicked in my hurry to get away to GvsG.
Lol. ^-^ What was it supposed to be?
Can't remember.
:-|
You guys are making the forum glich
Hey, don't worry.
It's the same for Teer too, you guys are braking the forum!
Must be all the reloading and quick posting.
What Bookie said.
So it seems
Yep... We be wise, apparently.
I have found a way to post quickly, if you know that someone else is about to post on that thread.
Care to share?
Not to you, sorry. Lass, maybe.
-_-
...
How rude.
Hello.
Gid'day. ;D
I just had a very terrifying experience...
Ah juzt 'ad a major experience! Ah juzt finizhed me lazt rezearch paper und zubmitted it! Toime Fer Zummer!
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Quote from: lass of something much on May 05, 2020, 09:40:39 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 05, 2020, 09:07:11 PM
Not to you, sorry. Lass, maybe.
Hello?
Maybe I'll pm it to you. My top secret way of speed posting (but there are better ones that can be done on a computer, much more easily than on mobile).
Also, have any of you had this problem: Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
I had it when I first went on this morning, but it stopped after a few minutes.
Yes!
I had a response typed out, clicked post, and it crashed. Yay.
Ahem, now everybeast knows...
Knows what?
I can't remember...
Probably not important...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 06, 2020, 12:24:59 AM
Gid'day. ;D
That's not how you do it. It's supposed to be G'day.
Or good day.
Good day.
Indeed. The same to you, I hope?
Correct. Today is indeed a good day.
*hay flies in all directions*
Ummmmmm... why is there hay?
Spoiler
Re: Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.5.
Booklover
Today at 01:30:06 PM
Re: Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.5.
Sebias of Redwall
May 05, 2020, 09:36:00 PM
Re: Girls Vs. Guys Official Topic II
Booklover
May 05, 2020, 08:39:57 PM
Re: Girls Vs. Guys Official Topic II
Booklover
May 05, 2020, 08:34:54 PM
Re: Girls Vs. Guys Official Topic II
Booklover
May 05, 2020, 08:26:49 PM
Re: Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.0
Booklover
May 05, 2020, 04:48:50 PM
Re: Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.0
Booklover
May 05, 2020, 04:41:28 PM
Re: Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.0
Booklover
May 04, 2020, 06:01:41 PM
Re: The Wedding of McLass
Keva Strongbow
May 01, 2020, 01:37:02 AM
Re: Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!)
Sebias of Redwall
April 29, 2020, 09:15:44 PM
Re: The Wedding of McLass
Kade Rivok
April 23, 2020, 07:31:35 PM
Re: Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.0
Booklover
April 23, 2020, 01:19:31 PM
Re: Kolman's Diner and lounge
Kolman
April 22, 2020, 03:03:55 PM
Re: The Wedding of McLass
Booklover
April 20, 2020, 09:56:58 PM
Re: Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.0
Booklover
April 20, 2020, 02:44:01 PM
Rosie Willowwater 01:29:23 PM Posting in Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.5. .
Online Booklover 01:29:20 PM Posting in Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.5. .
Online lass of something much 01:29:13 PM Posting in Count as high as possible before a moderator posts 2.5. .
Those were my mentions.
And that was the 'who's online' page at 01:29:24pm.
*Begins dashing about.*
*finishes off the picnic*
On a side note, I've been freed from one of the counting topics always being in my new replies list! I ain't getting drawn into the next one either, so hah!
Even when there's a mention?
Those are easy to ignore ;D
And what about PMs?
I might just mention you every single time I post on there, until you post. I don't see why you don't want to do it, since it takes half a minute, at most, and helps the rest of us.
Because I don't want to bother posting in something (and then being constantly notified of said something) that isn't even fun for me?
:-|
If you don't find it fun, you haven't experienced the joys of the competition, when multiple people are on.
It's just posting a number. I don't really find that fun, sorry.
Is there no way I can convert you?
Nopes
Spoiler
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Mm, well said.
*Scratches chin*
I think y'all might be too young for that meme...
Lol.
*Hits Wylder with walking cane*
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 06, 2020, 04:31:12 PM
*Scratches chin*
I think y'all might be too young for that meme...
Nah, I've just never been into age of empires
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 06, 2020, 04:34:28 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 06, 2020, 04:31:12 PM
*Scratches chin*
I think y'all might be too young for that meme...
Nah, I've just never been into age of empires
Same. :P
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 06, 2020, 04:31:12 PM
*Scratches chin*
I think y'all might be too young for that meme...
Probably.
*Strokes white beard*
Why are you stroking my beard? Stop that.
He might have a beard of his own.
-_- Tis MY beard, fool! Fly into the abyss that waits you and your master!
When did it turn white?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 05, 2020, 09:04:31 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/1d4cefd98877009a93f0f09556ffa5a2/tenor.gif)
I've aged in the last few minutes.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.QfYpvzHksIr83OFpX0_gNgHaKY?pid=Api&rs=1)
Don't you mean the past twenty hours or so?
Well, yes, but my beard has only turned white in the last few minutes.
Imteresting.
Quite so. ;D
Quite.
Quiet.
Quack.
*looks around* Where. Is. The. Duck?
*Flies off*
Quote from: Booklover on May 06, 2020, 05:53:27 PM
*looks around* Where. Is. The. Duck?
At the lemonade stand, of course.
But we only sell lemonade.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CautiousBeneficialBass-size_restricted.gif)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8b/8a/65/8b8a65d6767b1b8f396e00787b69c096.jpg)
*leaves*
*Drinks lemonade*
*returns*
*Throws the rubber duckies at BL.*
*ducks*
Heh
Bloodthirsty little beasts are not funny.
You are, though.
Thank you, though I do not deserve the compliment.
False.
You are too kind.
I try to be. :P
It seems to come naturally to you.
You shouldn't lie, BL.
I do not lie, unless playing certain games that require it.
Quiet.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 06, 2020, 09:14:47 PM
You shouldn't lie, BL.
Lie about what...? >.> *Summons Mjolnir*
I wasn't lying.
*Posts*
*also posts*
*Posts another post*
*also posts another post*
*Also also posts another post*
*wonders whether anything in this topic would ever count as spam*
*vomits on all the posts*
Are you feeling alright?
No, I feel far to much power in me. THIS IS WHY I DON'T SLEEEP, CORN!!!!
FEEL THE POWAH!
Quote from: lass of something much on May 06, 2020, 11:15:03 PM
No, I feel far to much power in me. THIS IS WHY I DON'T SLEEEP, CORN!!!!
*looks guiltily at clock* I was going to stay up for the next chapter of a fic I'm reading, but it'll be in 3-5 hours (because timezones), and I should go to sleep before that.
I should be going to bed, so goodnight all!
Nighty night, Booklover.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 06, 2020, 11:15:03 PM
No, I feel far to much power in me. THIS IS WHY I DON'T SLEEEP, CORN!!!!
When you sleep regularly you get used to it. Trust me.
Quote from: Booklover on May 06, 2020, 11:23:17 PM
I should be going to bed, so goodnight all!
Goodnight!
Goodnight!
Have fun sleeping, try not to DIE!
I'll do my best!
Goodnight!
*finishes procrastinating, and resolves to close the tab*
GO TO BEEEEEEEEEED!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!
Yeah, Corn! It's all your fault that Lass hasn't just dropped dead in the middle of the road and been run over thousands of times.
>:(
Lass, you should be grateful.
You saved her from certain death.
Well, that isn't so bad.
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Hello.
Evenin'. *Tips hat*
*nods head politely* How are you?
I'm doing good well, thanks. And you?
I'm not doing too badly. Tap classes were canceled today, which was disappointing, but I had a violin lesson yesterday, so that kinda makes up for it.
Ah, shame. That's cool, though. Are you fairly good? How long have you been taking violin classes?
No, I'm not fairly good at all. I started learning violin about... seven years ago. I discovered that practicing was helpful about one year ago.
That's cool. Would you like to go to BP and get some coffee?
Sure. I presume you'll come with me?
Yep! Let's go.
Sweet! *takes socks off and stuffs wallet in pocket* I'm ready.
*Grabs two dollars and shoves them in pocket* So am I! Let's be off! Want to take my car?
*looks at Seb strangely* Uh, no. We are well within walking distance of BP. Cars are unnecessary.
B-b-but... Fine. We can walk. *Takes off shoes and wiggles toes*
Yep, let's go. *holds the gate open for Sebias*
Thankee. *Goes through gate and waits for Teer* *Looks up at the sky* Hmm... Almost looks like it's going to rain. Let's jog, shall we?
*closes gate, looking up at the perfectly clear blue sky* I mean, I don't think it'll rain today, but we can jog anyway.
*Looks at the distant horizon, where black clouds are hovering* Hmm... Guess it's fine. *Starts walking* *Catches site of the BP* Mm. You're right. Twasn't that far at all.
*also starts walking* Yeah, only about four hundred metres. Barely anything, really.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/Nx0rz3jtxtEre/giphy.gif)
Hello. I'd like to order a medium chai latte and a blueberry muffin, please.
General Kenobi!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 07, 2020, 01:32:00 AM
*Looks at the distant horizon, where black clouds are hovering* Hmm... Guess it's fine. *Starts walking* *Catches site of the BP* Mm. You're right. Twasn't that far at all.
Yep! Should only take a few seconds!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 01:40:29 AM
Hello. I'd like to order a medium chai latte and a blueberry muffin, please.
Ooh! That sounds quite good. Could I order the same?
*waits patiently*
*As we're walking, I look over at Lass* Is that a bad thing, though?
(We've arrived and ordered stuff already. Now we should be waiting)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 07, 2020, 01:46:21 AM
*As we're walking, I look over at Lass* Is that a bad thing, though?
Yes.
You know, it's so much easier ordering food in a thread where you're actually supposed to order food.
As long as you don't try to steal my husband.
Never. I value my life. And I don't like breaking up ships.
Good. I always thought you were a reasonable beast.
(https://i.gifer.com/8dKr.gif)
What just happened? *gets ready to pound Wylder to mush*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/fwlGWAAudXmPm/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2020, 03:12:54 AM
(https://i.gifer.com/8dKr.gif)
Spectacular spectacle.
I believe it is a good demonstration of an explosion underwater being more effective against a ship than a direct hit.
Or a representation of a pairing going down.
Yeah, it looks rather dramatic. The ship we were last talking about was Verdsteer, though. That implies that Verdsteer will be destroyed.
Forgive me if I'm disconnected from the current shipping affairs.
I forgive you. (Reluctantly)
It is merely a demonstration of my power, m'dear. Before me, all nautical freight shall tremble and despair!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 07, 2020, 03:00:11 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 07, 2020, 01:43:59 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 06, 2020, 11:43:28 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 06, 2020, 11:31:54 PM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!
Wait, what'd I do?
You made me go to bed!!!!
That's a good thing, though.
Also, SHIP SHIP SHIP?
No.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2020, 03:32:57 AM
It is merely a demonstration of my power, m'dear. Before me, all nautical freight shall tremble and despair!
*snorts* So you say. Nothing scares the taniwha.
(Just please, please, please use proper grammar)
And what if I doesn't wants to use the proper grammarly? maybe I, will, even throw; in some. punctuation marks at random and some run on sentences because i know that makes you happy two also i don't capitalize the personal pronoun because im cool
OK, I just realized I don't know how to use bad grammar.
XD
We actually laugh at it, it's a ongoing joke..
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 12:55:38 AM
No, I'm not fairly good at all. I started learning violin about... seven years ago. I discovered that practicing was helpful about one year ago.
I still have yet to reach the stage of realising that practicing is helpful. Well, when I was younger I practiced fairly often, but not really for the past few years. My violin lesson will now be on Mondays (before lockdown it was on Thursdays), via zoom.
You have zoom?!
Yes. Well, I don't, but other people in my family do.
Quote from: Booklover on May 07, 2020, 08:58:03 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 12:55:38 AM
No, I'm not fairly good at all. I started learning violin about... seven years ago. I discovered that practicing was helpful about one year ago.
I still have yet to reach the stage of realising that practicing is helpful. Well, when I was younger I practiced fairly often, but not really for the past few years. My violin lesson will now be on Mondays (before lockdown it was on Thursdays), via zoom.
My violin lessons will also be on Mondays, but they're real life lessons, not zoom ones. They don't usually involve being closer than two metres anyway, so it's not really a problem.
Mine are in school, usually, and with schools not open, we have to do it with zoom.
Fair enough.
(Please note, content within spoiler isn't serious)
arrogant boasting
Us homeschoolers get proper, private lessons. Not like you public peasants. *sticks nose in the air and sniffs*
On anoter note:
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2020, 06:07:29 AM
And what if I doesn't wants to use the proper grammarly? maybe I, will, even throw; in some. punctuation marks at random and some run on sentences because i know that makes you happy two also i don't capitalize the personal pronoun because im cool
OK, I just realized I don't know how to use bad grammar.
(Well, forgetting the 'ay' at the end of okay is a good start. *line face*)
nooooo pleas dont do that for mi airs i cant stand it its is so terubel pleas dont do it i mite dy and it herts so much im getting a heedake and runing out of things to sae !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Using bad grammar on purpose should only be done on the torture thread (that sounds bad, to people not familiar with the Cellars. A 'torture' thread), and preferably not at all.
sorry it semed apropriet.
Quote from: Booklover on May 07, 2020, 09:03:42 AM
Yes. Well, I don't, but other people in my family do.
Ah, I see..
It amounts to the same thing, pretty much.
Ahem, deepest apologies for the last two posts. I will endeavor to never commit such terrible crimes again.
Good. If you do, I will have to order Lass to take you to hospital.
I'm not planning to. The medical system is overrated.
Far better being safe in hospital than torturing us on here with your bad grammar.
However, with the current circumstances, it would be best if Lass didn't have to take you to hospital for your mysterious illness (because you using bad grammar would be a sign of you being ill).
Yeah, don't worry. I'm fine. I simply thought it would be an apt punishment for all the imbeciles who have been trying to subject me to purposely bad grammar.
Is it worse than trying to split up the perfect couple?
No.
Although it's still an almost unforgivable crime.
Exactly.
I will endeavour to use correct grammar all the time (which I try to do anyway).
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 09:28:11 AM
Fair enough.
(Please note, content within spoiler isn't serious)
arrogant boasting
Us homeschoolers get proper, private lessons. Not like you public peasants. *sticks nose in the air and sniffs*
On anoter note:
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 07, 2020, 06:07:29 AM
And what if I doesn't wants to use the proper grammarly? maybe I, will, even throw; in some. punctuation marks at random and some run on sentences because i know that makes you happy two also i don't capitalize the personal pronoun because im cool
OK, I just realized I don't know how to use bad grammar.
(Well, forgetting the 'ay' at the end of okay is a good start. *line face*)
nooooo pleas dont do that for mi airs i cant stand it its is so terubel pleas dont do it i mite dy and it herts so much im getting a heedake and runing out of things to sae !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help...
Yeah, that was really terrible. Sorry.
No, please don't do that for my ears. I can't stand it, it's so terrible, please don't do it. I might die and it hurts so much I'm getting a headache and running out of things to say.
I'm not entirely sure of the 'ears' part.
Yeah, that's about right. (I had difficult understanding it myself, actually)
So, how was your day?
It wasn't bad. Tap was canceled due to Eb and co not having internet, so that was disappointing. Other than that, it was good. Dad and I worked on the shed some.
That's annoying.
Eh. Can't be helped. There's no point in letting things annoy you if there's nothing you can or will do to change them.
Indeed.
What about you: Had a good day, so far?
Yes, thank you.
That's good. I better go yo bed, actually. Quite late and all that. Goodnight.
Good morning! :)
Nighty night. (I'm going to bed properly now) After a few more posts...
Goodnight!
Hello
Hello.
Where are we?
Somewhere.
Out there?
Somewhere out there.
Huh.
Hah.
*giggles*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 07, 2020, 07:32:08 PM
Where are we?
I don't know about you but Seb and I are at BP waiting for somebeast to take our order.
BP, as in the gas station?
Yeah. All the proper coffee shops are closed thanks to Covid.
I see. No wonder you're waiting for someone to come take your order. I don't think that's gonna happen.
BP is open.
Maybe, but it's not really a order kind of place, at least not here in America.
I'M BACK!!!!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 08, 2020, 03:26:09 AM
Maybe, but it's not really a order kind of place, at least not here in America.
Huh, that's interesting. In New Zealand, BP has a basic bakery/cafe type thing as part of the shop. Their food quality is actually quite good. (Some BPs do real fruit icecream, so they're really good)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 11:11:37 AM
It wasn't bad. Tap was canceled due to Eb and co not having internet, so that was disappointing. Other than that, it was good. Dad and I worked on the shed some.
Ahem. According to our tap teacher, you did not have internet either. So nyeh.
Nah, we did have internet. I just forgot about it until about eight fifty-seven, at which time I was still in my pajamas and had to frantically get dressed and ready.
8:57? That's earlier than I've been up, some days.
Yeah, me too. I still feel bad for forgetting about tap. It's probably my favourite thing that I do and at least half of my on paw transportation uses various tap moves, so I should have remembered.
So, what did you do today?
Not that much. Mostly just at home stuff. We had kiwifruit and ginger porridge, Dad and I went on a motorbike ride and cut a few mortice and rim lock keys.
All I've really been doing is reading and going on here, the past few days. Plus the essentials of sleeping, breathing, eating etc (though reading counts as an essential, of course).
Fair enough. I haven't really been doing much. Motorcycling is also one of the essentials.
For you, not me. I've never been on a motorcycle in my life.
Aye, poor fish. You should ride a motorbike.
One day, maybe.
You seem reluctant.
I've never been much of a fan of cycling. Except watching it.
I'm not a fan of cycling either. Motorcycling, however, is different.
I know.
Good. *is still waiting for chai latte and blueberry muffin*
*is still on the beach (probably)*
I'm going to go to bed. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Yep, nighty night.
See you later, perhaps.
Quote from: Booklover on May 08, 2020, 12:31:43 PM
*is still on the beach (probably)*
*same (probably)*
Indeed (probably).
Waka Waka Waka.
Eh eh eh.
Waka Wika Waka.
No.
*Gets in line to order in the BP*
*looks around* There's, like, nobeast here. It's not a very long line.
Nobeast except for these penguins.
(http://www.presenting-yourself.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Penguins-Line.jpg)
Penguins!
Oh. Hello.
Hello.
*Electric slides in.* Sup peeps?
Ordering some stuff at BP!
Cool, cool. Y'all doing well?
Yes. Are you?
Yeah, pretty well. You?
I'm doing pretty ok. Happy that it's Friday! :laugh: (for me)
Fair enough. We were getting kinda worried about you.
Wanna get anything? A drink, maybe?
For me it's a bank holiday, today.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 08, 2020, 07:56:56 PM
Wanna get anything? A drink, maybe?
Yes, I would like a drink. Shame the BP people aren't taking our orders.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 08, 2020, 07:56:10 PM
Fair enough. We were getting kinda worried about you.
Why? I've posted during the day most days this week, I think. Just been busy in the evenings, which is when you're usually on. (I appreciate the concern, though ^-^)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 08, 2020, 07:56:56 PM
Wanna get anything? A drink, maybe?
Root Beer, for now.
You have a few questions in your ask thread.
*Taps counter* And add a Root Beer to that please.
*walks to BP* May I have some water?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 08, 2020, 07:59:42 PM
*Taps counter* And add a Root Beer to that please.
Now that's more like it. None of this sissy coffee stuff.
*is offended* Even Arridi coffee with honey in?
Well, since I've never had coffee, I couldn't say there's any difference in any of it. So, yes, I suppose.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 08, 2020, 08:00:36 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 08, 2020, 07:59:42 PM
*Taps counter* And add a Root Beer to that please.
Now that's more like it. None of this sissy coffee stuff.
I don't think BP has rootbeer. I mean, it might. As for coffee, it tastes good, even if it is 'sissy', as you put it. Besides, chai latte isn't coffee.
Quote from: Booklover on May 08, 2020, 08:01:19 PM
*is offended* Even Arridi coffee with honey in?
Nope. Root Beer all the way.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.jAvabaOCSqhVHfJt1FBrxgHaE8?pid=Api&rs=1)
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 08, 2020, 08:02:27 PM
Well, since I've never had coffee, I couldn't say there's any difference in any of it. So, yes, I suppose.
And you haven't read Ranger's Apprentice, I take it?
I personally own 2 A&W mugs just so I can drink my root beer in proper style ;D
@Booklover : Well, I read a couple of the books, but I always found the writing rather... mediocre.
That explains why you didn't get the reference. But you should try reading them again, it's a great series.
Yeah, it is a bit second rate. I was really into them before I started reading Redwall but they kind of annoy me now.
I prefer series that fall more towards the 'Chronicles of Prydain,' an enormously significant series despite it's brevity and simplicity.
Less deeply meaningful but still fun are Brandon Mull and Shannon Hale (Mull's stories are more colorful- Fablehaven is the standard there- but Hale is the better author. Goose Girl is an absolutely fantastic book).
What are your thoughts on Redwall?
I assume he likes it, if he's on this forum.
Interesting. Read anything by Francine Rivers?
Redwall is more significant than it seems on the surface. I could practically write a whole essay on it, but suffice it to say that the scenes within the abbey are actually as vital to the series as the main quest plot, although it might not seem like it. The feasting, the games, competitions, celebrations- all illustrate a particular way of life: community, friendship, the value of simple things over material wealth (which the vermin always waste themselves in pursuing, yet find no true happiness even in possessing). The quests and the Long Patrol bring us courage, sacrifice in defense of the good, self-discovery...
What makes it truly special, however, is Brian Jacques' sparkling prose. I read Redwall as much for the writing as I do for the story. He is the absolute master of descriptive writing, and that is the reason that he can write all of those feasts and celebrations without boring us.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Nor could I.
Yep.
There is a wonderful letter which Brian wrote, which illustrates his writing style beautifully. I'll quote just part in brief:
The advice I continually give to young writers is this "Learn to paint pictures with words." Not just once upon a time, but... In the long secret dust of ages, beneath a blue forgotten sky, where trade winds caress the sun bleached shores of unknown realms... See, as much as there are words in poetry, there is a poetry in words. Use it, stay faithful to the path you have set your heart upon and follow it.
Mm. That is delightful.
What did you expect? It is Brian Jacques, after all.
True, true.
Would I lie to you?
You might, under the right circumstances (or the wrong circumstances, perhaps).
Quote from: Booklover on May 08, 2020, 08:36:34 PM
Would I lie to you?
I don't know. Still, it was Seb who recommended the books anyway, so it's his honesty that's in question.
Now, everything is being really slow and my phone is almost dead, so I'm going to go do some writing.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 08:40:53 PM
You might, under the right circumstances (or the wrong circumstances, perhaps).
Perhaps.
Mhmm.
Hmhh.
Mm-m.
Mmmmm.
Hm, hmmm hmm, hmmmmm. Mm hmm hm hhmm hm!
Indeed.
*Sicks a charm of hummingbirds on BL's face.*
They're so cute!
No. Just no.
Hey, don't be rude.
I wasn't.
*eyebrow climbs forehead slightly*
You... might want to get that checked out.
*eyebrow loses grip and falls off forehead* Yeah, maybe.
*raises eyebrow*
*puts eyebrow back on*
*lowers eyebrow*
Enough with the eyebrows.
*Looks at all the unread topics.*
*Shifts awed gaze over to the logout icon.*
Noooooooooo! Don't leave us here!
Quote from: Verdauga on May 08, 2020, 11:26:23 PM
*Looks at all the unread topics.*
*Shifts awed gaze over to the logout icon.*
Please don't leave, darling.
Yeah, I'm not leaving just yet, but it's around six pages of unread topics.
Oof. That's why I don't look at that page.
Yeeaaahh. Now you can imagine my response.
Yep. Mayhap you shouldn't abandon us for days on end.
I had things to do, okay? I still won't be on for long in the future.
Yeah, I understand. It's fair enough, really.
o.o
. . . . What?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 08, 2020, 08:44:23 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 08, 2020, 08:36:34 PM
Would I lie to you?
I don't know. Still, it was Seb who recommended the books anyway, so it's his honesty that's in question.
*Sobs*
Actually, his honesty isn't in question, because the Redwall books are as great as he made them out to be. (Better, in fact)
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I still don't really know why you Americans always donfingrr guns at a beast. Are you that trigger happy?
Quote from: Verdauga on May 08, 2020, 11:31:22 PM
Yeah, I'm not leaving just yet, but it's around six pages of unread topics.
I have three from the last ten and a half hours or so.
We have been quite active as of late.
Indeed. And a lot of topics were revived.
I think they were mostly Lass' fault.
Didn't Eb revive quite a few?
I don't think so. She revived The Beast's Lair but I'm pretty sure that was the only one.
She revived at least two.
Oh? Which ones?
I can't remember.
Ah. Oh well.
Not that it really matters who revived them, just that they were revived.
Um, I must go...
You've only just returned.
Yeah, sorry about that, you should have discorded me..
I was reading.
We're back now, anyway.
You are indeed.
Thanks.
It was just a statement.
And I'm thanking you for it. Is there anything wrong with that?
... no?
Good.
Now, it's bedtime for the little taniwha. Nighty night. I go sleepy now.
Goodnight.
*yawns and closes laptop*
*is probably alone*
You should go to bed, though. It's 11:35pm for you.
For Lass, that's much too early.
Though you always seem to be up quite early in the morning as well as late at night.
Not really. Lass is, I'm not. (Well, I wasn't. Now I will be)
7am is still quite early if you're not getting to sleep until just before midnight.
Sleeping in 'til seven is awesome.
Yeah, I agree. I only slept in till six yesterday and then fell asleep for several hours in the afternoon. I do need to get to bed earlier.
So do I. I've been getting to bed post 10:30. *shudders.*
With lockdown, if you don't need to be anywhere, there's no real reason to go to bed really early (Apart from to have a regular sleep schedule).
Quote from: Booklover on May 09, 2020, 12:35:50 PM
You should go to bed, though. It's 11:35pm for you.
I should now, I didn't sleep at all...I was watching YouTube...
I want to get up earlier, generally.
>:D
Quote from: lass of something much on May 09, 2020, 08:52:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 09, 2020, 12:35:50 PM
You should go to bed, though. It's 11:35pm for you.
I should now, I didn't sleep at all...I was watching YouTube...
See, my parents shut off the router. That might be an effective sleep-aid for you.
Our parents do that too. Lass' device has super powers.
Hah. I'm on prepaid mobile data. (For my phone. Not now.)
And I'm out ;D
Me too. Lass shouldn't be.
See ya, dearest.
Oooh, sorry for the confusion. I'm out of mobile data; I'll be on here for a while longer.
Ah, see. I'm glad you're not leaving.
*Bows low. (The physical gesture.)*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 08:28:32 PM
So do I. I've been getting to bed post 10:30. *shudders.*
Really? I've been going to sleep at almost midnight, and I still wake up before everybody else in my house.
Yeah, I've been going to bed around then. I need to fix that.
The last time I checked this topic, it was the end of February (page 93). Here it is 440 pages later, and it hasn't even been 3 months! I know the Cellars are nuts, but this is insane!
We need to have it locked by New Year's day.
FIKKLEGRUBBERSCRUMBIBLHJULUKIRMINTES!
No. Mint.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 09, 2020, 09:06:10 PM
Our parents do that too. Lass' device has super powers.
Na, it doesn't, I just draw... :P
Oh. Whatever. It's basically the same thing.
Mm, yumm.. ;D
I know.
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 10, 2020, 02:14:08 AM
The last time I checked this topic, it was the end of February (page 93). Here it is 440 pages later, and it hasn't even been 3 months! I know the Cellars are nuts, but this is insane!
A lot of that is because of lockdown. But most topics don't move this quickly.
Yeah, basically.
However, there are some days when we don't make as much progress as we'd like on here, and yet have ten new pages on another thread. But this thread is consistent and never dies.
Today I turned 1 year old in mod years! :D
*Applauds.*
*Sniffs.*
T-they--they grow up so fast...
Congrats, Rosie! You're awesome! Except when you post in CAHAPBAMP.
This is on Rosie's profile: Location:In the super secret moderator room.
*Claps* Woohoo! Congrats!
To her being in the secret mod room?
Quote from: Booklover on May 09, 2020, 08:23:36 PM
7am is still quite early if you're not getting to sleep until just before midnight.
Hello, yes I am quite late to the convo. But that's still about 7 hours, which is on the low end of the recommended sleep time.
But adding in getting dressed, eating breakfast, possibly taking a shower, and so on, it amounts to a bit less.
True, but I was thinking of hopping into bed at a little before midnight and then getting out of it at 7am.
I suppose I can't really complain, given how late I sometimes go to bed.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-QpYVO441n_g/TxlHFYjAfEI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/f4Z8s0RLRao/w506-h378/boy2.gif)
I'm guessing that that's not you.
It's totes me.
-_-
Hello, I have time for one post, then I must depart. See ya.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 11, 2020, 02:49:33 AM
Hello, I have time for one post, then I must depart. See ya.
Aw...
Sad...
(https://media.tenor.com/images/3525998ac2fe58caa32098838377681e/tenor.gif)
Bye!!
Don't be sad. I'm just being productive so I don't go completely mad.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 11, 2020, 02:50:42 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 11, 2020, 02:49:33 AM
Hello, I have time for one post, then I must depart. See ya.
Aw...
Sad...
(https://media.tenor.com/images/3525998ac2fe58caa32098838377681e/tenor.gif)
HAH!!!!!
Don't laugh at his misery, Lass. Be nice.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 11, 2020, 02:49:33 AM
Hello, I have time for one post, then I must depart. See ya.
What about now, four hours later?
I've finished now. I have plenty of time.
Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime, doubly so.
Exactly.
Are you proud of me?
Yes.
Yay!
I'd be even prouder if you read Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
I plan to. Trouble is, the public library isn't open.
Ah. Yes, that might be a problem.
I could get it on Kindle.
But real books are so much better.
I agree, but, when real books are locked up in a library that won't be opened till further notice, e books are more available.
True.
Yeah. I can pick locks but it's better to be law abiding.
So. Away from the chaos of Discord. Or should that be discord of Discord?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 11, 2020, 05:55:18 AM
Don't laugh at his misery, Lass. Be nice.
I've been doing to much of that! I'm changed! the history server has changed me for the better! I shall no longer be overshadowed! no longer be the scared child who hides in the shadows! I WILL RULE! NONE SHALL STOP ME!!!!!!!
What monster have we unleashed upon the world?
*looks cruly down at Booklover* I will never again laugh with those who tease me! THEY MUST PAY WITH THEIR LIVES!!!!! *slides off to kill some beasts*
I didn't tease you... not as far as I can remember.
Ah, yes, you have been a good friend. I will destroy all that stand against MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I doubt anyone plans to.
Good...They may be very glad of that every soon..
PanopticEmu now comes up in the word recommendations bar.
Yes, dementor's kiss for him..
Lass, that's not a good thing.
Ze vone viz ze cloak on.
This is bad. What have you beasts done to my sister?
Ze vone tae ze left.
Which left?
That other left. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Quote from: One-Eye the Crazycat on May 11, 2020, 02:29:30 PM
Lass, that's not a good thing.
Hmm.. Starting with you...*blinds One-eye*
Lass, do you want some cake? Anything to distract you from powerplaying.
*snorts* No thank you. *totally didn't get auto corrected there...*
Wik.
*turns slowly to Hiag*
Waka Waka Waka.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 11, 2020, 04:38:53 PM
*snorts* No thank you. *totally didn't get auto corrected there...*
Are you sure?
Mm, very good, you are spared because you make cool threads...And you're kinda not mean.
Thanks?
Actually, both of you, even though Hiag did chain me to a wall..
Zat tvaz ze Torture Chamberz topic. It 'appened tae everybeazt.
I don't recall everyone being affected.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 11, 2020, 05:11:09 PM
Zat tvaz ze Torture Chamberz topic. It 'appened tae everybeazt.
Mm, thus why you're off the hook.
So... *is unsure what to say*
*Slides in and leaves a post*
*takes post and runs out of the topic, laughing* Hah, can't catch me now!
Hmm, Sebias has caused me pain, he must die.
(Thanks, Teer)
I have caused him pain. I confiscated his post.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 12, 2020, 12:46:27 AM
*takes post and runs out of the topic, laughing* Hah, can't catch me now!
Thief! Go get her!
*begins running after Teer, then stops*
Weak!
Seven days.
Seven daughters, seven sons. (Have you read that book?)
No.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.
Suuuuuuuuuun.
Wow.
.woW
Und na' zat tiz May, Ah can zay ziz:
'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May; nutz in May, nutz in May; 'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May on a cauld und frozty mornin'! Vhoopz!
December isn't cold and frosty. Why would May be?
Hillo...
Hello.
I'll be right back...
You're already 'Back'.
I am now..
But I have to go, unfortunately.
*sadness...*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 12, 2020, 06:05:24 PM
Und na' zat tiz May, Ah can zay ziz:
'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May; nutz in May, nutz in May; 'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May on a cauld und frozty mornin'! Vhoopz!
Heh, nice. Southern Hemisphere songs aren't a thing you see every day on here.
*happy squeaks*
*just generally happy*
Is that Hoiho?
Is what?
Your profile pic.
Yes! Rosie made it for me!!!!
It's awesome!
I know, right?! I JUST WANNA HUG IT FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^-^
Slightly difficult when it's a virtual image, but I know what you mean.
I...Yeah...
Indeed.
I...feel something...
What?
It's...very strange...a lack of emotion...
Lack of sleep.
Lack o' Zheep...
Ewe sure about that?
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/d2YXC1xhS65OaDzW/source.gif)
Ship, as Nac Mac Feegle call them.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 13, 2020, 02:51:37 PM
Lack of sleep.
Mm...But I have had
somelike..4 hours..sleep...sorta...
It's 2:55am for you, Lass.
Yeah, pretty cold right now, very misty...
It's only May.
Quote from: Booklover on May 13, 2020, 03:58:16 PM
It's only May.
I...know? may is winter...plus it's very early..
*A pair o' trouzerz runz pazt* 'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May; nutz in May, nutz in may; 'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May on a cauld und frozty morning. Vhoopz!
Not for us. it's early winter..
I'd have though it would be late autumn.
*shrugs*
It works both ways.
It's not really a big deal, the point is; it's cold.
It's pleasantly warm (probably, I haven't been outside yet today).
*Vatchez a flock o' omelettez fly by o'er'ead*
Quote from: Booklover on May 13, 2020, 04:13:57 PM
I'd have though it would be late autumn.
By some beasts' calculations, including mine. As far as I'm concerned, it's not winter until it's consistently too cold to be wearing shorts.
Sooooooooooo, 73 degrees Fahrenheit (23 degrees Celsius)? ;)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 13, 2020, 11:10:48 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 13, 2020, 04:13:57 PM
I'd have though it would be late autumn.
By some beasts' calculations, including mine. As far as I'm concerned, it's not winter until it's consistently too cold to be wearing shorts.
So...never?
Quote from: Verdauga on May 14, 2020, 12:53:06 AM
Sooooooooooo, 73 degrees Fahrenheit (23 degrees Celsius)? ;)
Nah, that's too warm for trousers. No hotter than 10 degrees Celsius, approximately.
An elderly lady at the beach asked if my siblings were my children and told me I was doing a lovely job. I'm a successful single parent, y'all!
Congratulations, Russa!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 14, 2020, 06:14:11 AM
An elderly lady at the beach asked if my siblings were my children and told me I was doing a lovely job. I'm a successful single parent, y'all!
Ohh! once a old lady said that I was a real gentleman, and that I'd grow up to be a lovely young man XD
she even said that I was sure to find a lovely girlfriend :laugh: it made my year!
Heh, I remember that. Yeah, I've had people tell me that my children are lovey and generally congratulate me on having so many children at such a young age. Most of the time they weren't even my siblings that were mistaken as my children. (I've also been mistaken for my older sisters' children several times, even in recent seasons)
. . . Wow :D
Yeah, it's quite amusing.
Apart from being asked if my best friend and I are twins, or my brothers (who are three older than me and twins) and I being confused as triplets, that's never happened to me.
Someone once mistook me for the manager at a store. And asked if my nephew was my son. It was pretty funny.
With brothers like mine, that never happens to me.
@Kolman, what do you say to that?
Kolman's 6' 3". I'm 5' 10". There is no way to confuse us as twins.
We were on the bus at the time.
who summons me? who dares to invoke my name? ANSWER ME!!!
Anyway yeah It would be hard for anyone to mistake Verdauga as my father he to his credit looks quite youthful As do I, apparently.
Me and me.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 14, 2020, 12:09:37 PM
Heh, I remember that. Yeah, I've had people tell me that my children are lovey and generally congratulate me on having so many children at such a young age. Most of the time they weren't even my siblings that were mistaken as my children. (I've also been mistaken for my older sisters' children several times, even in recent seasons)
That happens all the time to us. :laugh:
So, how is everyone?
I'm doing well. good.
Good.
Mm-hmm.
Reading any books lately?
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Of course. That should have been obvious.
Any in particular?
Juzt finizhed ze game on Pokemon Ultra Zun after zpendin' a couple yearz procraztinatin' viz completin' it. Ach...
Nice, Hiag!
Ah. Is it pretty good, Bookie?
It's very good.
Do you like it more than RA?
That's a difficult question.
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I like them for different reasons, and I'd say I like them equally, probably.
Which do you like more, the lotr book(s) or RA?
Tell me!
I'm not sure.
Best guess.
Come on. You must choose.
You cannot ask me to choose between two awesome books series.
But I just did. :laugh:
You cannot force me to choose.
Mm. That's true. But you still must choose.
I do not have to.
You do, actually. I asked a question, now you must answer.
Come on. You know you want to. Dewit.
Aww. Bye! We'll be awaiting your answer! ;D
Noooooooooo. Why would you say that? ::)
No one has asked me any questions in my question thread for a long time. Just throwing that out there... :D
Lol. :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 14, 2020, 08:57:36 PM
Aww. Bye! We'll be awaiting your answer! ;D
After long consideration, I have to say....
Spoiler
Spoiler
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Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
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(https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/MaorIA/Why-not-both?size=800)
RA is a nice story, but the writing really isn't that great and the effort put in isn't anywhere near Lord of the Rings. I'd choose Lord of the Rings any day, and I don't even need to think about it.
Why?
You wouldn't understand...
Wouldn't I?
*nods*
Sure?
Quote from: lass of something much on May 15, 2020, 02:28:17 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 14, 2020, 07:15:22 PM
I'm doing well. good.
*decides that Sebias needs to die*
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.
In this case, Yes.
Well,I suppose if you actually could give life to those who had died and did not deserve it, then the point would be moot.
*pokes Seb to death*
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 15, 2020, 03:52:57 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 15, 2020, 02:28:17 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 14, 2020, 07:15:22 PM
I'm doing well. good.
*decides that Sebias needs to die*
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.
Gandalf, right?
Duh!
You'd almost think this was a combined Redwall, RA, LotR forum from all the references.
*shakes head*
Would be cool if it was, though.
True that..
Although it might put people who aren't fans of all three off.
...That...makes no sense...
It does.
As someone who hasn't read RA and probably won't for a while (if ever) I'd be less likely to join a forum of Redwall/LOTR/RA because of that, especially since I'm not a GIANT LOTR fan. I think that's what Book means.
Yes, it is.
You should read RA. It's a great series.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 15, 2020, 11:27:01 AM
RA is a nice story, but the writing really isn't that great and the effort put in isn't anywhere near Lord of the Rings. I'd choose Lord of the Rings any day, and I don't even need to think about it.
Agreed.
Anyway, how is everyone? Staying well and safe, I hope?
Yep! You?
Yes.
Same, thankfully.
Well, it's my turn, so,
How's quarantine treating ev'ryone?
It could be vorze. Ve're nae locked up viz any politicianz, zae zat'z a pluz! Und at leazt Ah gaet tae vatch Doctor Vho Earthzhock. Alaz poor certain character... Doctor Vho fanz ken vhom Ah'm talkin' aboot!
Lockdown is improving as it dies. We're in level two now and the only difference is that everybeast is out, after spending almost an entire season in. So yeah, everything is twice as busy as it was and I'm slowly regaining what little sanity I had.
I'm just staying at home, reading. It's actually not too bad.
All you introverts have it easy.
I do have four older brothers plus my brother's friend who's been staying with us throughout lockdown. But, yes, I'm perfectly fine without much more company than good books.
I'd be happy with just my sisters' company, and I am, most of the time. It's still nice to get social interaction outside of the home. When a beast has grown up with seven siblings, it is a considerable change to only have two for more than a month.
That's why Iwas so addicted to this forum. The daily interaction outside of my family.
Yep. Aside from about... four people, two of which are on this forum, you guys are my best friends. Anything that happened to me, you'd likely be among the first to hear about it.
It's similar for me. And definitely in the past month or so I've interested with you more than my real life friends,
Fair enough. It's useful having a sister as a best friend, but I talk to her online quite a bit too.
Sometimes I wish I had a sister.
Brothers can be great too. The only reason I don't expound on their awesomeness is because I don't have much experience with them. My one brother is quite a bit older than me and we hardly ever see each other.
How much older?
Eight to nine years.
My oldest brother is seven years older than me (well, slightly less, but effectively seven).
So is murder.
Sixteen pages, guys. SIXTEEN PAGES.
Did we really? Not bad.
Actually, that was in a week. We could do better.
-_-
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 16, 2020, 10:09:50 PM
Sixteen pages, guys. SIXTEEN PAGES.
Oh dear....We've been slacking...
Indeed you have. Get to work already.
Okay!
@Scott McLamok, think you could lend a paw?
no....
Ach...Tis a shame...
I can.
But I'm gonna go off soon now! :'(
It's only 7:52pm for you!
I know, we're having the dog walk early... :'( :'( :'( :'(
Ah, I see.
So, you like Worty's drawing? It's so cool!
It is.
He drew you with glasses...I wonder where he got that idea... ;D
In real life I don't wear glasses.
I know ;D
So, how are you?
...depressed...You?
Good (that is, I'm good. It's not good that you're depressed).
Why are you depressed?
Did your brothers ever join the forum?
As far as I know, no.
You should nag 'em to! ;D
Only one of them has read Redwall.
Well nag him to! ;D
Perhaps.
"Do it."
Maybe.
"Pretty please? With a real biscuit on top?"
Possibly.
*begs*
I'll do what I can.
And nag your other brothers to read Redwall.
If I can.
Tell them that "Some random person on the internet told me to tell you that some random person on the internet recommended Redwall to you, specifically, and said that, based on what knowledge she's gathered about you through nefarious means, she thinks that you would really enjoy the series." (Make sure you use the exact wording)
Maybe when we're not watching The Princess Bride.
If you're watching The Princess Bride, why are you on the forum? Give it you full attention, child!
Sorry.
I'm at the mostly dead bit.
Ah, nice.
Well, a bit after that now.
Yeah, I guessed that. Concentrate on the movie. There are some really good bits coming up.
I know. I've read the book.
I know. I've read your previous posts concerning such things.
Now, I must go to bed. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Thanks. Enjoy the rest of the movie. (And don't forget to tell your brothers what I said)
I will.
You will forget? o.O
I won't forget.
Good.
So...
A needle pulling thread
Correct.
Yay!
Indeed.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 17, 2020, 03:51:57 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 16, 2020, 10:09:50 PM
Sixteen pages, guys. SIXTEEN PAGES.
Oh dear....We've been slacking...
(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/inconceivable_princess_bride.gif)
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Nice, Corn. :laugh:
How many of you have read the book and how many have watched the movie?
Movie.
Read and watched!
Same!
Only once each, though. (Let's play read that book, watched that movie, if you get that reference.)
Favorite character?
Can I get away with 'there are too many to choose from'?
Nah (I already stole that answer ;D).
But it's true!
Too bad! You must choose! (But not me. We won't talk about that. I don't need to choose.)
I'm still not sure.
Ah, fair enough.
"Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all."
(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED717/5d38a317d0bdc.jpeg)
I'm not criticising you. I'm complimenting you on your good taste (as I said in the other thread).
Ah, good. ^-^
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.y7494Z17YWpQ1m158AbY6QHaEE?pid=Api&rs=1)
I wait expectantly.
Quote from: Booklover on May 17, 2020, 07:39:45 PM
I wait expectantly.
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 17, 2020, 07:49:40 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 17, 2020, 07:39:45 PM
I wait expectantly.
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No, (https://thirdhour.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/waiting.gif)
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-09/28/13/enhanced/webdr05/anigif_enhanced-12303-1443461361-8.gif)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0f/58/b4/0f58b463a02f48a89b91bdd855d5e043.png)
XD
Is there a Princess Bride thread?
This I know not...
We do.
Want to make one? ;)
You can do the honours.
(http://readeroffictions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gif-princess-bride-thats-wonderful.gif)
Obviously.
(https://notyourexpectation.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/princess-bride-inconceivable-gif-7.gif?w=510)
One of the best scenes.
I know, right? Though, I don't think he'd agree. :-|
Inconceivable!
Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/N7FeGLHjVsDQY/giphy.gif)
It does.
Anyway, I have to go to bed now. Goodnight. *says as she prepares to procrastinate*
Lol. Goodnight! Sleep tight! Try not to DIE! ;D Don't let the bed bugs bite! ..Or otters! ...Or birds!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 17, 2020, 10:56:20 PM
Lol. Goodnight! Sleep tight! Try not to DIE! ;D Don't let the bed bugs bite! ..Or otters! ...Or birds!
THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!
;D Mine now.
What if I decide to liberate it?
Then I will liberate your head.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 12:05:28 AM
;D Mine now.
-_-
I hate you so much sometimes...*grumbles something about annoying brothers who are too big...*
*begins whispering to Lass about ways to train brothers that are too big*
Ohhh, I'll remember that..
If you need any further advice, just ask. I can come up with interesting punishments from time to time.
>:D
Exactly.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 18, 2020, 03:23:25 AM
If you need any further advice, just ask. I can come up with interesting punishments from time to time.
Can you tell me some?
Punishments need to be properly prescribed depending on the situation. Tell me what your victim's crimes are and I will tell you some suitable punishments.
Repetitive poking.
Hmmm... tricky case, that. You could apply a cup of cold water to the neck, if you can hold the victim still while you do it. Alternatively, you could give victim a taste of the same medicine by poking victim repeatedly. If poking continues, lock yourself in the bathroom and call 0500 747474, for customer service.
(Please note, Perfect Punishment Co. do not take any responsibility for possible embarrassment if you do not get the right number. Don't actually call that number. I have no idea what it's for)
Thank you.
My pleasure. Let me know how it goes.
As soon as I get the opportunity.
I look forward to it.
Did you tell them my book recommendation? (With the exact wording?)
Haven't quite had a good opportunity.
Did you hear about Club Penguin Online?
Ah. There will never be a good opportunity. Just tell them the next time you see them.
I mean, we played Club Penguin about five or six years ago. Haven't even looked at it since then.
Club Penguin Online was shut down a couple of days ago.
Oh. Well then... that's sad.
To some people, yes.
What is your opinion on the matter?
Indifferent. I don't play it, so it doesn't affect me, and even if it did, there are others, such as Rewritten.
Alrighty then.
So, how was your day (by that I mean yesterday (Monday 18th May) for you)?
It was good. A couple of my homeschool friends visited in the morning, then I had violin lesson, went and opened a new bank account and then went for a motorbike ride. We got a new E string for my violin, which needed doing. How about you? Nice day?
So far, yes. I'll be having my violin lesson later.
Fun, fun. We have a tap class on Thursday, which I'm very excited about.
Still Zoom?
Nope, real life. (Hence why I'm so excited about it three days before it'll happen)
Not something I've ever done myself, but I understand why others might enjoy it.
All dancing is wonderful, as far as I'm concerned.
Quote from: Booklover on May 18, 2020, 12:31:08 PM
Haven't quite had a good opportunity.
Did you hear about Club Penguin Online?
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Ah. Not so good for you, then.
Aye...
There are multiple others, such as Rewritten, though.
*Anozer flock o' Omelettez fly o'er'ead*
Why?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 18, 2020, 05:05:23 PM
*Anozer flock o' Omelettez fly o'er'ead*
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Spoiler
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Absolutely brilliant.
Edit: I should have said 'that's wonderful'.
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(https://mahniac.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/20120220-190428.jpg)
That was perfect, Bookie. :laugh:
(The image I tried to use didn't work.)
Ah. That's a shame. Inconceivable, really.
Almost inconceivable. And almost inconceivable is slightly believable.
Spoiler
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Spoiler
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Spoiler
(https://odetojoandkatniss.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/princessbride-intellect.gif?w=630)
Spoiler
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(A dizzying intellect being that.)
Spoiler
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Spoiler
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Quote from: Booklover on May 18, 2020, 05:53:37 PM
Almost inconceivable. And almost inconceivable is slightly believable.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 05:55:09 PM
Spoiler
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SHIP!
Quote from: Verdauga on May 19, 2020, 01:40:17 AM
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Darling, how could you bring this up in the midst of such wonderfulness?
Yes, how?
I suppose I still have some training to do.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 19, 2020, 03:12:10 AM
Quote from: Booklover on May 18, 2020, 05:53:37 PM
Almost inconceivable. And almost inconceivable is slightly believable.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 05:55:09 PM
Spoiler
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SHIP!
NO!
Yes, actually. Matching a couple based on their interactions with each other could happen again.
I refuse.
Perfect. Let's do it.
No.
Repeating that word over and over again won't dissuade me.
Won't it? Then what will?
Hmmm... not much. You could try bribery.
What gifts would you like?
Not gifts. I require sacrifices. Literary works, born of your own imagination and carefully nurtured.
Quote from: Booklover on May 19, 2020, 08:50:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 19, 2020, 03:12:10 AM
Quote from: Booklover on May 18, 2020, 05:53:37 PM
Almost inconceivable. And almost inconceivable is slightly believable.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 05:55:09 PM
Spoiler
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SHIP!
NO!
Don't worry Bookie, I'm just saying you might be happy together, you'd be an unstoppable team, and I think you work well with each other, I'm not going to force you to have a forum marriage, simply saying I think you were made for each other :)
You may have to wait.
Who, me or Lass?
You.
I will not try to "ship" you until you are ready. :)
I will never be ready.
So be it, then, just saying..
A long time.
Bookias.
No.
Quote from: Booklover on May 19, 2020, 11:41:30 AM
A long time.
I will wait only as long as I want to. Until you have made the sacrifice, I am not dissuaded.
I see.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 19, 2020, 03:12:10 AM
Quote from: Booklover on May 18, 2020, 05:53:37 PM
Almost inconceivable. And almost inconceivable is slightly believable.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 05:55:09 PM
Spoiler
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/3f077cbddcd973f93fe61c973ae8d7b3/tumblr_n31h5jhG0Q1tq4of6o1_500.gif)
SHIP!
This post is Verdauga-rejected.
Thank you.
Don't mention it.
Too late.
True... I suppose that phrase is mention for future reference, though it could also be meamt dor past prediction....
Meamt dor?
Of course, haven't you heard of the legendary practice of meamt dor? ;D
Not before just now.
Perhaps the seretive masters of the art teach it no longer.
It is, after all, secret.
If it isn't obvious to you, explaining won't help matters.
That, and I'm getting tired of posting on mobile. Catch ya later.
Why won't explaining help matters?
To summarise:
I am diametrically opposed to 'shipping.
Byeeeee
Byee!
Quote from: Verdauga on May 19, 2020, 02:42:33 PM
To summarise:
I am diametrically opposed to 'shipping.
Even with Teer?
That is why I am diametrically opposed to it. No one has a chance of being as lucky as I am, so it's a waste of time.
I see...
So, we're shipping Seb and BL now? Imteresting.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 19, 2020, 02:42:33 PM
To summarise:
I am diametrically opposed to 'shipping.
That's because you're just an old stick in the mud!
We aren't, actually.
Well, not you, maybe. ^-^
Actually, so far two people disagree with the ship, and Sebias hasn't had a chance to comment yet.
It won't happen.
Thank you.
Don't be a lame-oooooo
Would you prefer me to be a lady-o?
Yeah, that would probably be better :laugh:
Do you get the reference?
Not at all.
At least Seb, Teer, Lass and probably a few others will, I suppose.
I didn't either, for what it's wortshire.
I'm trying to work out whether that's autocorrect or a pun.
I suppose you wouldn't.
I don't use autocorrect, if it helps.
Why not both?
Quote from: Verdauga on May 19, 2020, 08:21:08 PM
I don't use autocorrect, if it helps.
Oh.
*Bursts into tears.* I'm trying to be funny, okay!? *Sobs.*
You are funny! It's just... ummm... uhhhh... well... yeah...
*Puts onion slices back in container.*
It took me a couple of seconds to understand that joke, but once I got it it proved my earlier statement correct.
;D I try.
Indeed.
I have to go now, goodnight all.
Good night ^-^
G'night.
Thanks. It was.
Hello.
'Ello.
Quote from: Booklover on May 19, 2020, 05:57:05 PM
Would you prefer me to be a lady-o?
Yay!!!!! You finally read the early years!!!!Have you read both? or just the one..
Blahnik.
I agree completely. Disgusting creatures.
I have no idea what that means. I was on my phone and it has autocorrect. Since that word sounded interesting, I left it.
XD
Perfect! ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on May 20, 2020, 03:11:23 AM
Quote from: Booklover on May 19, 2020, 05:57:05 PM
Would you prefer me to be a lady-o?
Yay!!!!! You finally read the early years!!!!Have you read both? or just the one..
I haven't, actually. I just heard it referenced somewhere.
:(
READ!!!!
As soon as I can get them, I will.
Good, they're soo funny, when you do, we can geek out about them!!!!
Okay.
Quote from: Booklover on May 20, 2020, 09:44:12 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 20, 2020, 03:11:23 AM
Quote from: Booklover on May 19, 2020, 05:57:05 PM
Would you prefer me to be a lady-o?
Yay!!!!! You finally read the early years!!!!Have you read both? or just the one..
I haven't, actually. I just heard it referenced somewhere.
That probably explains it. The Ladio bit wasn't the funniest part of the conversation.
What was, then?
On second thoughts, don't spoil anything important.
In my opinion, the best bits were Halt communicating with his horse during the conversation.
The talking to horses bits are always good.
Quote from: Booklover on May 20, 2020, 10:29:09 AM
What was, then?
On second thoughts, don't spoil anything important.
*giggles*
Hmm?
If we tell you, it'll spoil something important.
Then I will have to wait until I read the book.
Indeed you will.
Hopefully that will be soon.
Hopefully. (You could try getting the books for your brothers and then 'borrowing' them)
Only one has read RA, and he hasn't even read all the ones I have.
Perfect.
Why?
Because then they'll probably never ask for it back after you borrow it.
But it would be a lot easier just to buy it for myself in that case.
*mutters darkly* That's so boring though.
But when will I have the opportunity to buy it for him?
I don't know.
Nor do I.
Oh. You could do it next time you go shopping.
Not with lockdown.
Oh yeah, true. What are you allowed to do?
Walks can be as long as you like, but with social distancing. You can meet up with one other household, outside, staying at least 2m apart. You can go out to work if you can't work at home, but schools are still closed. I think that's it.
Ah, see. Our schools are open now. (Not that that affects us)
Even when schools do open, it'll be primary schools, then years 10 and 11, I think, so I won't end up going back until September, probably.
Ah, fair enough. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
It means I have more time to read... but I'm not learning as much stuck at home.
Fair enough. You can learn a surprising amount from books, though.
Now, I'm going to go to bed. (Need to be fresh and ready for tap tomorrow) Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Thanks.
That's alright.
I'm glad.
So am I.
As am I!
Still awake, Lass?
Yup
*le sigh*
What happened? :-\
Doesn't matter.
Yes it does.
Why would you think that?
Because I can.
Sure?
*Points off into the distance.* There.
What?
Mm.
That doesn't answer my question.
*Dashes away.*
*Stares into the distance*
(https://media.tumblr.com/de1328593a267c8d521f7e55a7712280/tumblr_inline_mp9x0fU4UR1qz4rgp.gif)
*The distance stares back.*
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.XGQWcEdK8kXyRRFiR6BnwQHaD4?pid=Api&rs=1)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 20, 2020, 06:00:59 PM
*Stares into the distance*
(https://media.tumblr.com/de1328593a267c8d521f7e55a7712280/tumblr_inline_mp9x0fU4UR1qz4rgp.gif)
I'm sure they'll be fine... probably, anyway.
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.
*So says the distance.*
(http://readeroffictions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gif-princess-bride-thats-wonderful.gif)
Is it?
(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/let_me_explain_princess_bride.gif)
No, there's no time, just sun up.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.-XfyTfSY052phSszzcDz2QHaEK?pid=Api&rs=1)
(Note, I actually don't think you are a bafoon. :P)
But you think I'm warthog-faced, then, since you haven't denied that!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2YWr081BZoLrh4ty/giphy.gif)
Waka Waka Waka.
Well?
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Wonderful.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2YWui8fQODNsomxa/giphy.gif)
Inconceivable!
This is why y'all are getting shipped.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/y2ZoVND7GESqs/giphy.gif)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 20, 2020, 06:23:54 PM
This is why y'all are getting shipped.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Because we make Princess Bride references?
Among other things.
Such as making LotR and RA references?
Among other things.
I have to go now. Goodnight.
Goodnight, Booklover. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
*waves* Have fun storming the castle!
Don't bother her. She's had a long day.
It would take a miracle.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/23ad1bdb6df2b335f7f3f43c859e2661/tenor.gif?itemid=11705561)
Wrong one.
Is there any right or wrong?
Yes. They only say boys at the start of the conversation. At the end, they just say bye, bye.
So, I'm assuming you aren't going to kill me now it's morning.
Nah. It's evening now. Time zones are in your favour.
And the odds... probably aren't.
Exactly.
Hmm.
Yes.
Hmm?
I said yes. Are you having problems with your hearing?
No.
That's good.
Indeed.
What about your eyes?
They're fine.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Oh. How are you?
Good. You?
I'm well. Tap class was amazing.
Good to hear.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEad
Read what?
This; I know not. ( ;D)
But you were the one who said
Quote from: lass of something much on May 21, 2020, 12:11:16 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEad
Quote from: Booklover on May 21, 2020, 12:14:39 PM
Read what?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13491229/1/Wings-of-the-Long-White-Cloud
XD
Teer's fic?
I like the disclaimer for it.
Why?
Because it's great.
It isn't wise to change your pfp to the guy who dies in most of movies.
It isn't wise to change your pfp to a bloodthirsty little beast.
...bananas?
No, a duck.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 06:38:34 PM
It isn't wise to change your pfp to the guy who dies in most of movies.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/04cbd6e9ee42b187841969335c2af952/tumblr_nfu81z1jdl1qg1zuyo5_250.gif)
But he is awesome until he dies.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/66/7b/44667b0136a9d3586250924ee38e25ac.gif)
Smoking is bad for you.
Yep. You should tell my traveling companion that.
Yeah, instead of smoking, he prefers to beat up children and child-sized creatures.
Okay then. I will.
OY! SEB'S TRAVELLING COMPANION! SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!
*whispers* Sorry for shouting.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 21, 2020, 06:54:37 PM
Yeah, instead of smoking, he prefers to beat up children and child-sized creatures.
Pretty much. When I'm not saving them from orcs. ...Or dying.
Dying doesn't help them much, though. It means they end up mourning instead of getting on with other important things.
Yes, well. The Halflings are rather important. At least, that's what my father says.
*Hobbits.
Zere iz alzae ztill ze zalted pork, vhich iz particularly good.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.gLUkuuA8nnMq18z9Yct3hAHaHd?pid=Api&rs=1)
How old is that meme?
Inconceivably old.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
That's wonderful.
I'd ask you guys to explain, but I have a filling there's too much to explain.
I can sum up, if you'd prefer.
No thanks.
So you don't want to know?
It's all references.
Obviously.
I understood that reference.
Which one?
The Princess Bride ones.
Mm-hmm.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 21, 2020, 12:14:39 PM
Read what?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13491229/1/Wings-of-the-Long-White-Cloud
I don't even need to advertise. My faithful henchman will do it for me, apparently, as well as punish anybeast that leaves a negative review. I wonder if he's looking for a pay rise...
*sighs deeply*
Everything alright?
You know,
@Kade Rivok isn't the first hybrid here. He is an otter/badger, but I believe Rainshadow was a wildcat/otter.
Is this in response to the comments on the introduction topic?
You are correct, me thinks..
Otters are wonderful creatures anyway, so mix them with other wonderful creatures and...yeah. Awesomeness.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 22, 2020, 06:02:31 AM
Otters are wonderful creatures anyway, so mix them with other wonderful creatures and...yeah. Awesomeness.
*notes that down then shapeshifts into an ottersquirrel*
NICE.
So, I'm a climbing otter with a floofy tail...not bad..
:laugh:
In looks anyway...*does a small jump that sends me through the sky, then falls into the river, saying under for a bit then staggers out, after hitting head a little too hard on a river rock*
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 22, 2020, 04:55:09 AM
You know, @Kade Rivok isn't the first hybrid here. He is an otter/badger, but I believe Rainshadow was a wildcat/otter.
And in Redwall, there's a wearet, a wearat, and a squirrel-hare (who isn't really a physical combination, but oh well).
Hybrid vigour and all that. Makes a beast strong and healthy.
*looks down at paws* And very fluffy...
Is fluffiness always a good thing?
Of course!
Are you sure?
....No
Yes.
Nopey
Child, fluffiness is always a good thing.
Wrong.
Exactly. I am certain of the fact.
That you are wrong?
You edited that.
Only because it was originally meant to be a reply to Lass, not you.
Still, you know what I meant.
Do I?
Yes.
Why would you say that?
Aw... Teer's offline.
It is close to midnight for her.
11:50 to be exact.
Oh, I know. Still.
I should go to bed, but no.
Think of it as your holding of the fort
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 22, 2020, 12:50:54 PM
11:50 to be exact.
11:50:54 according to the forum, when you posted.
The forum time might not be completely accurate.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 22, 2020, 12:44:23 PM
Aw... Teer's offline.
Just getting distracted. Not properly offline.
Even at this time.
Yeah. I should go to bed, but I think a few more hours of procrastination won't hurt too much.
Hmmm.
I'm glad you agree.
*does not deny it*
I mean, I could go to bed. Verdauga's gone, so there's not a huge amount of point to staying up.
Hello? I exist, you know.
Heh. Yeah, sorry. There is a point in staying up, for your sake.
Though I will probably go and have lunch soon.
Alright. My eyes are slowly closing and I'm having difficulty keeping them open, so I will be thee good food and see you tomorrow.
See you later. It'll probably still be today for me.
Wouldn't it be today for you as well, given it's after midnight?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 22, 2020, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 21, 2020, 12:14:39 PM
Read what?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13491229/1/Wings-of-the-Long-White-Cloud
I don't even need to advertise. My faithful henchman will do it for me, apparently, as well as punish anybeast that leaves a negative review. I wonder if he's looking for a pay rise...
Hah! :laugh:
You get paid for it? What in? Awesome fics, possible sneak peeks, reviews on your own works, is that it?
Um, so far... *Scratches head* Nothing that I know of. She started TGW a while ago, though.
That's a shame.
Nah, that's good enough for me. :P
I suppose.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 22, 2020, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 22, 2020, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 21, 2020, 12:14:39 PM
Read what?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13491229/1/Wings-of-the-Long-White-Cloud
I don't even need to advertise. My faithful henchman will do it for me, apparently, as well as punish anybeast that leaves a negative review. I wonder if he's looking for a pay rise...
(https://i.imgur.com/gHhvxQw.gif)
That's wonderful.
(https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/12-the-princess-bride-quotes.gif?w=500&h=277)
That reply doesn't really fit.
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-09/28/16/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-26729-1443473307-2.gif)
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
HAH!!!!!
Besides, even fully fledged Rangers agree that thinking is a dangerous pastime.
Yes indeed.. ;D
We seem to be in agreement.
That is (indeed) true.
Indeed, it appears to be the truth, and I have no reason to doubt that it is, in fact, completely true.
Indeed and word ;D
*Points into the distance.* There, again!
*points to Kade* There! a grin!
*grins*
*beams*
(https://pimage.sport-thieme.de/detail-fillscale/spieth-soft-touch-competition-balance-beam/270-9101)
XD
<HAHAHAHA!!! That's so funny!!!! I can't stop!!!
According to your list of emoticons.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 22, 2020, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 22, 2020, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 21, 2020, 12:14:39 PM
Read what?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13491229/1/Wings-of-the-Long-White-Cloud
I don't even need to advertise. My faithful henchman will do it for me, apparently, as well as punish anybeast that leaves a negative review. I wonder if he's looking for a pay rise...
Hah! :laugh:
A pay rise, you will get, my faithful henchman. Let us negotiate the details...
Quote from: Booklover on May 22, 2020, 09:26:45 PM
<HAHAHAHA!!! That's so funny!!!! I can't stop!!!
According to your list of emoticons.
XD
Yes!
I need to save that list, actually. I keep forgetting where it is.
I might not have much time left today, so I'll leave this post here.
Teer will be most disappointed.
*hugs Verdauga tightly*
*Hugs Teer back.* I'll post as long as I can though! ^-^
I'm not going to say what I was about to say.
Okay. :D
I'm curious now.
Poor you. You shall have to live in curiosity for the rest of your life.
Aye, it is a sad fate, but I will bear it in stoic silence?
*Stops wailing.*
Yes, yes. Stoic silence.
Mwahahaha.
*comforts Verdauga*
I am evil.
Gimme several minutes to an hour, please. :)
Okay.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 23, 2020, 02:09:03 AM
Gimme several minutes to an hour, please. :)
Alright. *gives Verdauga several minutes to an hour*
The Million Dollar Gambit, Chapter Four (Part One.)
(I could really come up with a more relevant name.)
Three goons were watching me 'n the girl: two of em side by side, and another closer to the front. He looked like just a kid. I herded Maribelle alongside me as we rushed to the cabins behind the bagman. After he left I handed her one of the pistols I had... picked up.
"In case ya need to protect yourself, angel."
"What's your plan now that we've changed course?"
"I gotta get back in touch with your pa, let 'im know you're alive. There's a trolley near the old apartments that'll take us to the next train station."
"Why don't we go back?"
I shook my head. "Cops'll be all over the place. Too dangerous."
"I'd rather be caught by
them. Anyway, nobody caught a glimpse of your face, so they won't be lookng for you."
"I'm kinda noticeable."
"Call Dad when we reach the station; we're going back, Anders."
As the time that the router gets shut off nears, I will leave this piece of chapter four here.
Eeeeee! *excited squeaking continues for several minutes* I like it. Thank you for this tidbit. I look forward to the rest of the chapter.
Thanks! I'll continue to write it out and see if I can post it today!
I might rewrite some of the dialogue for this; it felt stiff.
If you need somebeast to proof-read it or bounce ideas off, I'd be more than happy to provide assistance.
Thanks for offering! I'll probably take you up on that very soon.
I look forward to it.
*happy squeaks*
*agrees*
Squeak.
Yes.
*posts*
Time to go, Eb. Let's do this. *dons cloak*
*howls*
Come, come, child.
Never!!!!!
Your loss.
*sings happily*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 23, 2020, 01:59:33 AM
Aye, it is a sad fate, but I will bear it in stoic silence?
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/howtotrainyourdragon/images/2/21/Stoick_the_Vast_Transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20190825130008)
*laughs in nerd*
It often seems like you guys understand my nerdiness better than my real life friends do.
Your nerdiness is one of the things I love about you :)
Same for you!
:D
It's great to let our geekdom out, and you guys are great to do that with! :laugh:
Especially since most of us understand most of the random references.
YES!!! It's great! ;D
Though, my real life friends are nerds too, soooo....
Mine are as well, but still don't read as many books as me.
My friends read more books then me... :P
Quote from: Booklover on May 23, 2020, 09:24:38 AM
Mine are as well, but still don't read as many books as me.
Booklover, I'm not sure anybeast reads as many books as you.
I'm not sure. Since I've been reading fanfics, I've spent a lot less time reading actual books.
Fair enough. I'm pretty sure ff.n didn't have as many ads as it has now.
Ads are annoying.
Yep. They weren't so bad when they were just at the top and bottom of the page, but half way through the story is just wrong.
I've never had them halfway through a chapter.
It is a new thing, as far as I can tell. Very stupid. I may have to get an adblocker of some sort.
I've heard people complain about it.
Yeah, I had too, but I'd never had a problem with it. Now, though... IT IS STUPID!!!
Ads popping up in annoying places probably just makes people more annoyed at whoever made the ad, and therefore will be less likely instead of more likely to buy whatever product or whatever thing is advertised.
Have y'all tried out the FFN app? It lets you download any story instantly to read offline, and I haven't seen any ads.
No, I haven't. I will investigate this new thing now.
Perhaps I will try it. However, I doubt I'll have much need for it, at least not for a while.
Any family friendly books you folks would perhaps recommend me?
I now have it. A small amount of figuring out is required, as it is very different to the online version.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 10:45:30 AM
Any family friendly books you folks would perhaps recommend me?
Yeah, sure. Try... Redwall. Of you're talking fanfiction, The Grey Warlord is excellent. I can post a link, hold on a moment...
Ranger's Apprentice.
Here:
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13153108/1/The-Grey-Warlord
Great fic, that. (Don't you dare leave a negative review, or forget to review at all)
Now, what about that pay rise, Seb?
Thanks!
Why are you a burger burglar, Herman?
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 10:45:30 AM
Any family friendly books you folks would perhaps recommend me?
RANGERS APPRENTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranger's Apprentice is childish and poorly written, but I still love it.
As do I.
We know.
I'd hope so. After all, I have made more than a few references.
Your hopes have been realised.
Good.
Yes et es!
Correct.
Anyway, how's writing?
Let's just say that I have some ideas, and not concentrate on the lack of actual writing so far.
Sounds like a plan. (Let's do the same for me)
Eb and I are planning to do a Sohenanowrimo in June, since wasting the best month of the year by sitting inside staring at a screen is torture and takes away a lot of one's creativity.
I'm just posting for the point of itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!
Sounds like a good idea.
Mhm, I just don't know what to talk about....
Writing.
Is awesome.
You are.
Lass, you can become a writer.
Didn't you write one of the stories on Teer's ff.net profile?
Nah, that was Moa.
I see.
Good story, that. Somewhat... bloodthirsty, you could say, but certainly entertaining.
Definitely.
She's quite creative. I appreciate her.
Any chance of her joining the forum?
Has she read Redwall?
She is actually planning her entry already, but I won't let her join until she's read at least one of the books herself. (I have read Martin the Warrior, Mossflower and Legend of Luke to her aloud, soon to start Outcast of Redwall)
Better get her to read it soon.
I'm slightly worried we'll be overrun by NZers, but a new person would be awesome. Besides, New Zealand doesn't exist.
*crushes Booklover to a pulp* She probably will, eventually. She's working on it.
Tell her that action is Verdauga-approved. (For what that's worth.)
I was joking. Good.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 23, 2020, 01:15:48 PM
Tell her that action is Verdauga-approved. (For what that's worth.)
I'll tell her.
So... how are you?
I'm well, thanks. How about you?
I'm good.
That's good.
It is.
I'm going to go have lunch now, so goodbye (for now, at least).
See ya.
I'm back.
I see. Good food?
Yes.
Can we talk about pie being the least sensible dessert?
Why?
Pie is the product of pi and e. These two are irrational numbers, totaling an irrational number. Thusly, pie ir nonsensical.
There's plenty of sense in nonsense.
Savoury pies are so much better. (With the possible exception of lemon meringue pies)
Agreed.
GUYS!!! I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS VIDEO INSTEAD OF LOCKING THE TOPIC!!!!!
And if that doesn't work... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p2s8c_ExW4
It's almost one and a half hours long.
IT'S WORTH IT!!!!!
Maybe when I have time.
*waits for Bookie to have time*
I don't have time if a fanfic just updated and the discord server is going crazy.
:-\
:(
:'(
*sobs*
Mae govannen, mellyn nin!
Quote from: lass of something much on May 23, 2020, 08:39:14 PM
:-\
:(
:'(
*sobs*
It's only really bad for the first hour after it's posted. Or, when it's posted at 2am or so for me, when all the Europeans wake up to the update. By now half of it isn't conversation directly related to the recent update.
*posts*
*also posts*
*posts again*
*again posts*
*doesn't post*
*does*
*summons the wednesday gang*
Things to do when bored (And there's no internet)...
#1: write a really long rather pointless post about something random, until the internet returns so you can post...
#2: DRAW!!!
#3: Question life...and everything...
#4: Idk, do something useful with your life...Oh wait...
#5: Play with pets.
#6: Cows...Just cows.
#7: Faint..
#8: force feed siblings..
#9: dishes
#10: OTHER ART!!!!
#11: take a hike..
#12: Sleep? I've heard it's quite good for you...
#13: ask your family members dumb questions... :P
#14: Make a book fort! >:)
#15: Hide in book fort singing cowboy and Lord of the Rings songs!
#16: Write!!! DO IT!!! IT NOW!!!!!
#17: Run around the forest pretending to be an elf..
#18: dress up...as an elf..
#19: BE AN ELF
#20: Cry because you are clingy, and miss your friends... :'(
Hello.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 24, 2020, 06:41:51 AM
#12: Sleep? I've heard it's quite good for you...
Yes, that is something we've told you.
Lass, you missed the cooing at your nephew one.
And reading.
And stealing your sister's phone.
There's not much point stealing someone else's phone when there isn't internet.
My phone has data and The Grey Warlord downloaded. Besides, the situation at paw involved my phone being logged into the wifi.
Ah. I understand.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 24, 2020, 08:55:15 AM
Lass, you missed the cooing at your nephew one.
I mean when you're at home...
Oh. Playing with Lima.
Who?
One of our dogs.
I probably should have known that. I think you've mentioned it before.
Yeah. Our dogs are Puffalo, Kitty and Lima.
Kitty is a dog. Right.
Indeed she is. She's my dog. (I didn't name her, though)
Who did?
Friends of ours. She was their dog, but then her owner had an accident and couldn't take care of her anymore, so I bought her.
I don't have any pets.
That's sad. Brothers can be kind of like pets at times.
True.
*rides in on vespa*
*BEEP, BEEP*
Special delivery for
@shisteer of nothing much A hand grenade and a bucket of petrol (1 gal)
*pulls out paper*
Sign here please
Why a hand grenade?
*looks at clipboard*
I dunno, that's what she ordered.
Guess w'll have to wait for her to reply. It's 2:22am for her currently, I think, though.
. . . Honey? Are you okay?
I assume you aren't referring to me.
Ha, yeah. :D
I do not come from bees.
But you're that sweet!
:laugh:
More or less so than Teer?
I'd say less so, but I'm rather biased?
At least you're honest about your bias.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 24, 2020, 05:36:49 PM
I'd say less so, but I'm rather biased?
If you'd said more so I'd have been worried.
For your health. Never anger a taniwha.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 24, 2020, 05:40:28 PM
At least you're honest about your bias.
That made me laugh. Thanks.
Quote from: Booklover on May 24, 2020, 05:48:00 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 24, 2020, 05:36:49 PM
I'd say less so, but I'm rather biased?
If you'd said more so I'd have been worried. For your health. Never anger a taniwha.
Yeah, that's pretty high on my to-do list.
Doing so or not doing so?
To do or not to do. That is the question. And 'to do' can end in marriage (mawiage is the reason we are gathered here today).
That's too much thoughtchain for a weekend. :D
Not the weekend for anybody in a timezone that's GMT+7 or more.
Which is the minority of forum members.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 24, 2020, 06:42:43 PM
Which is the minority of forum members.
Basically the NZers. Plus Daniel, I think. That's actually quite a few, though slightly less than half.
Ze poztz are avmozt tae 600 pagez, major! Zen 400 more tae gae after zat!
.......... It shows 355 for me.
And? There's the same amount of posts to go, either way.
*sighs deeply*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 24, 2020, 02:14:34 PM
*rides in on vespa*
*BEEP, BEEP*
Special delivery for @shisteer of nothing much
A hand grenade and a bucket of petrol (1 gal)
*pulls out paper*
Sign here please
*signs paper* Thank you very much.
I don't know. Ot seemed appropriate.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 24, 2020, 04:19:50 PM
. . . Honey? Are you okay?
I'm fine, thanks. Are you okay?
Waka.
Waka, waka, waka!
Orange 'Tatos.
The captain of Kaitaki has a really cool accent.
Right. I see.
"I see," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Hey, Honey bun.
Quote from: Booklover on May 24, 2020, 07:12:54 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 24, 2020, 06:42:43 PM
Which is the minority of forum members.
Basically the NZers. Plus Daniel, I think. That's actually quite a few, though slightly less than half.
So, Teer, Lass, Eb, and Daniel vs *clears throat* Me, you, Head, Kade, Pockets [Wylder], Jet, Skarzs, Dann, Rosie, Jukka, Herman/Sheev, Seb, Verdauga, Kolman, Matthias, clunylooney, Scott (almost called him Scoot, whoops) aaaaaand probably more that I'm forgetting. 4 out of 17 is not quite "slightly less than half" :P Granted, Cluny stays up in the upper boards, and I didn't count Mharbrow because I don't recall last time I saw him.
Quote from: Booklover on May 24, 2020, 09:42:51 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 24, 2020, 09:40:49 PM
I don't know. Ot seemed appropriate.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 24, 2020, 04:19:50 PM
. . . Honey? Are you okay?
I'm fine, thanks. Are you okay?
What's ot?
Typo?
Actually, you're forgetting some NZers. Or at least people currently in New Zealand even when they normally wouldn't be. And if it was sum of recent activity rather than counting semi-active and active users equally, then I think it just about comes to slightly less than half.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 24, 2020, 10:04:00 PM
Hey, Honey bun.
Hallo, Dearest.
To be fair, Jarky's also in Australia.
We have Sheev, Russa, Amber and Jukka too. They're in New Zealand, remember. Plus Pano and Jarky. That means ten (eleven, counting the Cap'n) against fifteen.
New Zealamd? Where's that? Does it even exist? Is it part of a bigger country?
And, like I said, based on recent activity...
Pano and Jarky were both on recently, as were the squirrel sisters and Mharbrow. (I don't think he posted anything, but he was on)
Ah, I forgot Jarky's an Aussie - Apologies, Jarky. Pano and Mhar both aren't the most active, which is why I didn't count them.
Anyway, I really need to get to sleep, as I need to get up early (not that I'm actually doing anything as exciting as actually going out of the house), so goodnight!
Not the most active, but still active. Jet and Skarzs haven't been that active recently either.
'Night Book!
I see Jet and Skar a heck of a lot more than the other two. :P
And? They have been here for years, of course you see more of 'em!!!
Eh. I see Pano and Mhar a lot more than I see the other two.
>_>
You...do?
Dun, Dun, Duuuuuuuun!
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 12:43:11 AM
And? They have been here for years, of course you see more of 'em!!!
Online and posting
new posts. ;)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 25, 2020, 12:46:44 AM
Eh. I see Pano and Mhar a lot more than I see the other two.
Perhaps timezones then.
Well, Mhar hasn't been posting much, but Pano's posted recently. Even not counting the boss, it's still ten to fifteen, so we're not as outnumbered as you say we are.
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Lass, that is incredibly annoying.
I didn't know what to say, so I said that...
Alright.
Sorry :P
It's alright.
I am not going to watch that right now, sorry.
:(
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 24, 2020, 10:24:08 PM
'Night Book!
I see Jet and Skar a heck of a lot more than the other two. :P
Could be timezones.
Always.
Doe. A deer. A female deer. Let's see who understands how this relates to 'always'.
;D
Do you?
Nope, I just say that because I say it irl :P
Sorry, mate...I have failed ya..
Oh well. Not many people on this forum would.
Alaz poor Bambi. Venizon anybeazt?
Not at the moment, thank you.
Quote from: Booklover on May 25, 2020, 03:32:40 PM
Oh well. Not many people on this forum would.
*shame*
Quite.
It's at the edge of my mind, but it's being shy at the moment.
Actually, the only reason you'd get that reference, if that's what you're referring to, is if I've referenced it before.
Anyway, goodnight all!
Nighty night, Booklover.
Goodnight!
See ya tomorrow.
Waka Waka Waka.
Hey, waka waka!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!🐔🐈🍗
*puts waka back in shed* Oh, okay. *is disappointed*
*cough, cough*
@Scott McLamok (https://i.ibb.co/ZxdKfXJ/Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp-meeeee.png)
OOOHH I have a Discord...
Lass, did you have to do that?
Yes.
I suppose I deserved it.
Yes, I do.
Yes, and so is messing with me.
Don't worry, I don't plan to.
I messed with her.
*gasps* Run, Teer, run!
Eh. I'm on the other side of the country at the moment, so I should be fine. The Cook Strait makes for good protection.
Much sadness. I would like to kill you also.
What did I do to you?
Midnight Mansion Murder. Goodbye. 🙂
Oh. *hides*
I advised you to run, not hide. It's probably not particularly easy to hide a taniwha.
I'm on the other side of the country from Eb too.
You will die in pain, Teer.
I know.
I would say something about not being familiar with that term, but I am.
Pain? French for bread?
Ah... no.
You will die surrounded by bread, according to Lass.
Ah... no.
How do you know?
Quote from: Booklover on May 26, 2020, 09:53:32 AM
You will die surrounded by bread, according to Lass.
Incorrect.
Booklover, unless otherwise specified, you can assume we're talking in English.
I know.
Good. Just checking.
Don't worry. I'm not completely devoid of common sense.
Glad to hear it.
So amI.
Indeed. Now I will do more writing. Goodbye.
Goodbye.
I sleep
Good.
I am bored.
Oh. Need entertainment?
See, I can happily mess with the entire New Zealand cohort and fear no repercussions, Maybe.
*is doubtful*
I can't come up with anything to do to annoy them.
Saying New Zealand doesn't exist or is part of Australia is one way.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 26, 2020, 01:36:50 PM
I can't come up with anything to do to annoy them.
Want some help?
Talking about ways to annoy them will probably annoy them.
As does reminding them of the fact that NZ is just one of Australia's islands.
Yes, that statement does seem to aggravate them slightly.
I don't even care anymore. :P
Hehehehe
To be fair, they could retaliate that America is just an English colony.
They'd better not, else I'll accidentally spit out my tea.
Sheshesheshe
Himhimhimhimhimhimhimhimhimhimhimhimh
Itititititititititititititititititititit
Quote from: Verdauga on May 26, 2020, 07:40:38 PM
Himhimhimhimhimhimhimhimhimhimhimhimh
Sorry, it posted late, I was replying to Kade
Oh, sorry. :laugh:
I'm not.
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
*Gives Lass a big ol' hug.*
*smiles in thanks*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 26, 2020, 07:34:13 PM
To be fair, they could retaliate that America is just an English colony.
Is that more insulting to us or you?Which is clearly completely true. However, you could then retaliate by saying that
New Zealand Australia (which New Zealand is part of, obviously) is also just an English colony.
Dadada We're gonna die
Quote from: Booklover on May 26, 2020, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 26, 2020, 07:34:13 PM
To be fair, they could retaliate that America is just an English colony.
Is that more insulting to us or you?Which is clearly completely true. However, you could then retaliate by saying that New Zealand Australia (which New Zealand is part of, obviously) is also just an English colony.
@small text: Y'know, I'm not sure.
I don'no
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 26, 2020, 11:43:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 26, 2020, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 26, 2020, 07:34:13 PM
To be fair, they could retaliate that America is just an English colony.
Is that more insulting to us or you?Which is clearly completely true. However, you could then retaliate by saying that New Zealand Australia (which New Zealand is part of, obviously) is also just an English colony.
@small text: Y'know, I'm not sure.
Nor am I.
Guys, we're almost there, and it's not even June yet! XD
Which goal?
Sorry, I miss worded that...
That still doesn't tell me which goal.
I meant we are more then half way to our goal (locking this topic by new years day) but we're not anywhere close to new years day...
We just need slightly less than two pages a day from now on.
Or we could just...finish three months before paw...
At this rate, we probably will finish early.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 26, 2020, 08:35:29 AM
Eh. I'm on the other side of the country at the moment, so I should be fine. The Cook Strait makes for good protection.
Oooh. What are ya up to down there?
Finding our pet German dude (saving Frank)
Frank?
(Mentioned in another thread (I can't actually remember which).)
Right... so... *is unsure what to say*
*hits paste*
Greybeard Halt is a friend of mine
He lives on redmonts hill
Greybeard Halt never took a bath
And they say He never will!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
Fare thee well, I say
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
I'll see you on your way
Greybeard Halt, he lost a bet
He lost his winter coat
When winter comes, Halt stays warm
By sleeping 'mongst the goats.
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
Fare thee well, I say
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
I'll see you on your way.
Greybeard Halt, he lives with goats
That's what I've heard tell
He hasn't changed his socks for years
But the goats don't mind the smell!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
Fare thee well, I say
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
I'll see you on your way
Greybeard Halt is a fighting man
I've heard common talk
That Greybeard Halt, he cuts his hair
With his saxe knife and fork!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
Fare thee well, I say
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
I'll see you on your way
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 27, 2020, 11:47:50 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 26, 2020, 08:35:29 AM
Eh. I'm on the other side of the country at the moment, so I should be fine. The Cook Strait makes for good protection.
Oooh. What are ya up to down there?
Taking photos so I can educate you all on the difference between Aussie and New Zealand.
Surely you mean the lack of differences?
I'm going to bed now. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
*pokes Bookie* Bad!
Oy! *pokes Lass* What did I do?
*pokes back*
Quote from: Booklover on May 27, 2020, 01:09:54 PM
Surely you mean the lack of differences?
This! ^
You realise you just poked your own back.
I was joking.
As was I, thus why I just poked you ;D
I'm gonna go watch YouTube, discord me if needed
Okay. Does that include a wish for you to post in CAHAPBAMP or GvsG?
*shrugs* I guess?
I see.
Anywho, I'll be on and off, but just watching YouTube, not actually off
Okay. If I need you, I'll Discord you, then.
*Digs away.*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- cheese cake?
I sleep
Cheese cake is nice. And yes, you should probably sleep :laugh:
Just a few more replies...
That's what they all say, except it isn't quite that easy.
How are thee all faring?
Good.
Nice profile pic, Seb!
Why thank you. ^-^
That's alright.
That's alright?
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-09/28/16/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-26729-1443473307-2.gif)
Perhaps I was a little too harsh. What I meant to say is: (https://media1.tenor.com/images/2f497ca25b75e85995dc2d8e36098616/tenor.gif?itemid=9201717)
Ah.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.x6e5WixnBkg7QVWuoi__BwHaHj?pid=Api&rs=1)
Btw, Bookie, if you had to pick a pic from the Princess Bride for your profile, which would you choose?
I don't know. There are too many good ones.
Ah, fair enough. You should try, though.
Am I allowed to do a combination of images?
If it fits, I'd say so.
Okay. I will think on it.
Think, eh? *Waggles eyebrows* "You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think."
*raises eyebrow* Are you sure you only waggled your eyebrows?
*Raises eyebrows while waggling them*
You're only meant to raise one at a time, you know.
Darling, I am known for doing the impossible.
I am not, and never will be, your darling.
*Zrovz piez at boz o' zem, zen hovlz*
*catches a pie (in mouth) and eats it*
Spoiler
Quote from: Booklover on May 27, 2020, 06:13:25 PM
Perhaps I was a little too harsh. What I meant to say is: (https://media1.tenor.com/images/2f497ca25b75e85995dc2d8e36098616/tenor.gif?itemid=9201717)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 06:11:04 PM
That's alright?
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-09/28/16/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-26729-1443473307-2.gif)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 06:16:19 PM
Ah.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.x6e5WixnBkg7QVWuoi__BwHaHj?pid=Api&rs=1)
Btw, Bookie, if you had to pick a pic from the Princess Bride for your profile, which would you choose?
Quote from: Booklover on May 27, 2020, 06:21:28 PM
I don't know. There are too many good ones.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 06:22:31 PM
Ah, fair enough. You should try, though.
Quote from: Booklover on May 27, 2020, 06:25:46 PM
Am I allowed to do a combination of images?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 06:28:23 PM
If it fits, I'd say so.
Quote from: Booklover on May 27, 2020, 07:05:21 PM
Okay. I will think on it.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 07:13:01 PM
Think, eh? *Waggles eyebrows* "You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think."
Quote from: Booklover on May 27, 2020, 07:13:33 PM
*raises eyebrow* Are you sure you only waggled your eyebrows?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 08:29:08 PM
*Raises eyebrows while waggling them*
Quote from: Booklover on May 27, 2020, 08:48:28 PM
You're only meant to raise one at a time, you know.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 08:50:11 PM
Darling, I am known for doing the impossible.
Quote from: Booklover on May 27, 2020, 08:51:12 PM
I am not, and never will be, your darling.
And this, is why I think you'd make a good ship...
Yeah, especially that last bit.
I just finished finals! Now I have so many posts to catch up on...
In the meantime, is anyone interested in playing some pictionary?
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Because I'm bored even though I'm doing like... Five things at once.
Well if you are so busy maybe you should finish those before you start another thing xD
If other people say that they want to join though I will probably start up a game. :)
It's not really busy because none of these things are important. XD Just on and off conversations I've been having, mostly, and the actual things I was doing I've either finished or little me things.
Yay!!!! Go Rosie! Wooo!!!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 27, 2020, 11:10:04 PM
I just finished finals!
Woohoo! Congrats, Rosie!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 27, 2020, 11:10:04 PM
In the meantime, is anyone interested in playing some pictionary?
How do you play that again? And would it work online?
Yeah, there is a link to the game I could set up when everyone is free :)
Sounds fun! (I have to go now, though. :-\)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 02:25:25 AM
Sounds fun! (I have to go now, though. :-\)
You're online now - Are you back? Or have you not left yet, hmmmmm?
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! But I, er, might have to go soon. How long does a round take?
I could potentially participate.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 07:35:52 PM
They'd better not, else I'll accidentally spit out my tea.
America is just a British Colony,
@Kade Rivok.
I'm guessing I'm too late? Timezones can be really annoying sometimes.
Yes indeed..
Sadly.
Did it even happen?
No idea.
I think not.
Given it wasn't linked anywhere (unless it was on discord, but that hasn't been mentioned on here so probably not), I'm guessing not.
Discord hates me right now :'( :'( :'(
*cries*
Why?
I know not... :(
On another note: I think Seb will love the drawing I'm making for him..
As long as you post it on here.
When Teer gets back, you'll see it. :)
How long will that be?
A few weeks, by then I will have filled my sketch book at this rate XD
And you will of course post most, if not all, of your art in your art thread.
XD
HAH! Nice try
What do you mean?
I mean no. ;D
*is sad*
*is more sad*
*hugs*
She really doesn't.
But she does.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 28, 2020, 12:32:17 PM
*hugs*
*hugs back*
On Another note; HEEEEEEELP!!! THE FISH TANK IS LEEKING!!!
Then don't feed the fish vegetables in future.
We good now, I put clay over the crack
Good.
Have you ever tried this? (https://userinyerface.com/) It's quite interesting.
Have you listened to this song?
Do you mean 4'33"?
Nope
So what did you mean?
An error occurred. Please try again later. (Playback ID: 0Yu5Y7cBNLJnMt2g)
Quote from: lass of something much on May 28, 2020, 10:59:43 AM
On another note: I think Seb will love the drawing I'm making for him..
Ooh! *Is excited*
Lass is planning to post it and her other art in her art thread.
Oh? I thought she said otherwise.
That was an error.
Ah. I see. I shall await with baited breath, then. ;D
Quote from: Booklover on May 28, 2020, 07:11:53 PM
Lass is planning to post it and her other art in her art thread.
Nope, only the one for Seb, and maybe that really cool badger
But why would you ever deny us the opportunity to see your masterpieces?
Is it for my birthday, or what is it exactly? Or is it a surprise?
I don't know.
Same... :P
Lass is viewing this topic.
*Screams*
Why?
Seemed like a fun thing to do at the time.
Screaming is fun? Since when?
Since now. *Screams*
*covers ears*
*Also covers ears* Hey! This is fun, too! *Screams*
Not really...
What?! I can't hear you!
I cannot hear you.
What!?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 28, 2020, 07:09:02 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 07:35:52 PM
They'd better not, else I'll accidentally spit out my tea.
America is just a British Colony, @Kade Rivok.
*Accidentally spits out my tea.*
Tea is so very British, though.
*Dumps tea in ocean*
*dumps Seb in a YouTube video *
*Becomes famous* ;D
No.
Why not, though?
So I could hopefully change at least a little bit of the world for the better? I dunno.
There are many ways to change the world.
That is true.
I think I may have to go soon.
Aww. Dang. See ya! *Waves*
Depends on how long I procrastinate, of course.
Yes. You dearly love those number games, don't you? :laugh:
You mean CAHAPBAMP and GvsG?
Yep.
I'd prefer it if you liked them slightly less, honestly.
Well, I'm not sure if you could say that I exactly like them. It's more like my duty.
Your duty to let the girls win.
Pffft, I just wish you guys would leave them alone some times, I like chatting, but when you go on there, you go on nothing else :P
Yeah, I suppose when it's just back and forth there's no real point.
Also, Scott, Worry and Seb are all cool beasts who we want to hang out with more, so..
I should really be going.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 28, 2020, 10:09:01 PM
Also, Scott, Worry and Seb are all cool beasts who we want to hang out with more, so..
*Is quite flattered I was in the list* Thanks! ^-^
Quote from: Booklover on May 28, 2020, 10:09:23 PM
I should really be going.
Bye!
Bye! *finally leaves*
B-bye!
...
*Sobs*
Poor, Seb, his princess bride meme friend is gone...
Yep...
...
*Sniffs*
*posts some Princess Bride memes by way of comfort*
Why thankee. ;D
Mm-hmm. I'm helpless, hopeless. I even used to be unemployed in Greenland.
Heh. Poor beast. You can't even buy brandy.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 28, 2020, 10:20:18 PM
Poor, Seb, his princess bride meme friend is gone...
You mean me?
Yes, you two are the PBM (princess bride memers)
(https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50103/1002053177/original/1002053177-photo-u1?w=650&q=50&fm=pjpg&fit=crop&crop=faces)
*laughter* :laugh:
Of course, after that you need to ask a polite question.
(https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/inconceivable-quotes-from-the-princess-bride-15-gifs-230.jpg?quality=85&strip=info)
Quote from: Booklover on May 29, 2020, 12:01:32 PM
(https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50103/1002053177/original/1002053177-photo-u1?w=650&q=50&fm=pjpg&fit=crop&crop=faces)
Heh. That's hilarious.
What did you expect? It's a Princess Bride meme.
True, true.
XD
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6a/c3/44/6ac34468b3961c462490e4d522fe46a1.jpg)
So, what have you been doing recently?
That misspelling annoys me.
I have been hanging out with small children. Very appreciable beasts. I recommended Redwall to them a few months ago and they are reading with much enthusiasm. They already have eight of the books and are actively looking for more.
That's wonderful (sorry, couldn't resist).
Any chance of them joining the forum?
Oh really?! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Booklover on May 29, 2020, 12:22:47 PM
That's wonderful (sorry, couldn't resist).
Any chance of them joining the forum?
Eh, maybe. I'm not sure how much time they spend on the internet. They seem to be pretty active in real life, so probably not much.
Ah. See if you can persuade them.
Yeah, might be hard, pretty soon they'll be beating Seb for siblings, so it might be hard for them to get any internet time....
I guess at least if they can't join the NZ army won't quite conquer the forum (I'm joking, any new members would be appreciated).
They may join, just won't be as active, also, shipping them won't be a good idea, I mean, unless you want them to be band from the forum...
Wouldn't want that.
Yeah, not all parties are as chill as ours...
Quite.
*Dashes through the scene being chased by a flamboyance of flamingos.*
Hello, Kade.
*Waves as he runs by.* 'Ello!
*trips*
How are you?
A little out of breath, but well enough. And yourself?
I'm doing fine.
Glad to hear it ^-^
As am I.
Aww, friendship ;D
Fwiendship
no..
Yesh
*hugs*
^_^ *Returns hug.*
:)
Your sprit will lift and your heart will sing
Is that a quote?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 29, 2020, 02:21:00 PM
*Dashes through the scene being chased by a flamboyance of flamingos.*
What is it with you and being chased by multitudes of birds? :laugh:
No idea! *Breaks off the hug with Lass and continues running.*
*rides one of the flamingos*
*Runs faster.*
*wonders why loads of pink birds are running (is that the right word?) through the thread*
STAMPEDING. *slowly catches up to Kade*
No need to shout. *dives out of the way of the stampeding birds*
*grips the flamingo tightly with legs*
*sings*
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Maybe they're planning to conquer the forum.
*Suddenly vanishes from view.*
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HAH, that's nothin'!
Actually, it's clearly something.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 29, 2020, 12:34:21 PM
Yeah, might be hard, pretty soon they'll be beating Seb for siblings, so it might be hard for them to get any internet time....
Wait... I'm confused. What does this mean? :P They'll be beating me to defend their siblings, or...?
No idea. They'll soon have more siblings than you, maybe?
Is it really 11:18pm? Goodnight, guys!
Quote from: Booklover on May 29, 2020, 11:18:32 PM
No idea. They'll soon have more siblings than you, maybe?
Nah. Keva and I will probably always hold the record for the most siblings, I think. At least in real life.
Quote from: Booklover on May 29, 2020, 11:18:32 PM
Is it really 11:18pm? Goodnight, guys!
Bye bye! Good luck storming the castle!
It would take a miracle (it's your choice what I'm replying to).
That's wonderful. ;D
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-11/18/13/campaign_images/webdr09/18-lines-from-the-princess-bride-that-you-definit-2-31085-1447871810-0_dblbig.jpg)
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Otherwise your mouth we'll have to clean it?
Hah! I'll believe it when I've seen it!
This post is not to meant demean it.
Now you'll just have to redeem it.
Just cause you would like to dream it.
That's bold of you to deem it.
Just because I mean it.
But do you really need it?
I can guarantee it.
Perhaps we had better leave it.
Maybe we should just achieve it.
But that depends on how the others receive it.
So they better not unweave it.
Boy, they had better believe it.
Or they will misperceive it.
*unweaves it*
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ed/02/ab/ed02abf1656495f3b250a5f7ff8ca231.gif)
Why did you just aggrieve it?
No reason.
Did you think that we would not perceive it?
STOP IT-ING!!!!!!!
I rather think we should keep it.
*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!*
If you need medical attention, you shall recieve it.
*slowly backs away*
Do you not perceive it?
I've done that. Remember nails and rabbits?
It's quite hard to conceive it.
Nice, gray beard!
Come on, I say!
Choose well,
Beard is on the way!
<—<
Do not shoot anyone with that arrow.
Humph.
You wouldn't want her to shoot you with that arrow, would you?
It would not make a difference.
Ooh, an arrow.
Indeed.
« « - « «
Why?
No idea.
Alright. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
(https://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/woodpecker-lips.gif)
A woodpecker?
(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/let_me_explain_princess_bride.gif)
If it's too much, you could just sum up.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2020, 06:25:49 PM
(https://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/woodpecker-lips.gif)
Fun fact:Woodpeckers wrap their tongue around their brain before they drum on wood to keep their brains from shaking.
Scouting was a fun time...
That's interesting.
That's wonderful. ...And imteresting.
Quite.
How've you been?
Good. You?
Earlier today was... rough, but I'm doing good now. Anything exciting happen recently that I don't know of?
Nothing I can think of.
What happened earlier, if you don't mind me asking?
I don't mind you asking, but it's just... it would take forever to explain, and I don't think I could give the situation justice, so... *Shrugs* We were working for someone, and the employer was being... difficult.
Ah. But it's better now, you said?
*nods*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 30, 2020, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2020, 06:25:49 PM
(https://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/woodpecker-lips.gif)
Fun fact:
Woodpeckers wrap their tongue around their brain before they drum on wood to keep their brains from shaking.
Scouting was a fun time...
*feels ill*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2020, 10:15:52 PM
Earlier today was... rough, but I'm doing well now. Anything exciting happen recently that I don't know of?
Fixed it.
Heeelp! The creepy stalker is watching meeee!!!!
Quote
PanopticEmu
01:42:28 AM
Viewing lass of something much's profile.
He's a nice creepy stalker though, so it's alright.
Ah remember ziz zcene (from
Ztargate Atlantis):
Interesting.
*drives in using truck*
*beep, beep*
Delivery for
@shisteer of nothing much A box of matches.
*holds up paper*
Sign here please.
Thanks. *signs paper*
Wrong. 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.
o.O
O.o
It's true.
O-Kay.....
So... how are you?
Um.....Erm....In pain...You?
I'm fine.
Why are you in pain?
Because I was sliding across the kitchen floor and...Splatted into the door, or it could be because I fell off the trampoline... :P
Ah. Not good.
*begins playing with fire*
*Stands nearby with a fire extinguisher*
Do you like my fancy new candles?
Yes, they're very nice.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 31, 2020, 11:50:37 AM
*begins playing with fire*
I know you're very careful and responsible, but make sure no one gets hurt.
Goodnight. *leaves candles on bed side table, right next to some highly flammable curtains*
0.0
Goodnight.
Ah, she meant it. Goodnight.
Sigh....
Why?
Because it's better then screaming...
But why sigh at all?
Mhmh
How are ya doing, Lass?
Lass?
Mmm?
What happened? Are you okay?
I was being dumb. And it doesn't hurt to move anymore, so kinda?
Ouch. Glad it's better.
How's life in the city?
Pretty good. ;D How about you?
I don't live in a city... :P
It's not just the city either. It's the Land of Orcs.
We don't actually live in the city part anymore. ^-^
Oh, that's good. I'm glad, for your sake.
Yup. Sheevie really likes big cities, though.
Huh, weird...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 01, 2020, 08:47:07 AM
Yup. Sheevie really likes big cities, though.
Strange child. Big cities are so busy. Where I live, if there are three cars in front of you at an intersection, you go the other way. Big cities have terrible traffic problems.
Do you prefer living by the sea or inland?
Inland. Beaches are nice, but the salt content in the air is really bad for the motorbike. New Zeland is small enough that it's only a couple of hours' drive to the beach, at most, so living right beside it isn't really necessary.
In Britain you're never more than 70 miles from the sea (or something like that, anyway).
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 01, 2020, 10:37:08 AM
Inland. Beaches are nice, but the salt content in the air is really bad for the motorbike. New Zeland is small enough that it's only a couple of hours' drive to the beach, at most, so living right beside it isn't really necessary.
*nods sadly* 'Tis true...
I'm back to 'school' today (by that I mean online only still).
That's nice.
Only seven more weeks... and then a six week summer holiday, and then probably back to school.
I am a homeschooler, so I do not have these problems. It is only about four days before I get home, then another month of crazy writing and everything will be back to normal.
That was pesky, Lass.
Sorry, I just needed to post something...
Oh. You could have done less spoilers.
Hi.
Stop doing excess spoilers you beans!
STOP!
Why?
Because I can't handle it! Too many spoilers!
Would you prefer it if we did it on another thread?
Just don't do it, in general. I need to do more writing.
Okay.
Cheer up, Lass.
*grabs a chair*
Why do you need a chair?
I've done enough writing now. I need to do more sleeping.
What were you writing?
A story for SoHeNaNoWriMo. So far, I have about two thousand, four hundred words.
Southern Hemisphere NaNoWriMo? Is that what it stands for?
Cavin' av zquad carz in ze aaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa...
There aren't any.
*tackle hugs* Seb!!!!!!
*Returns hug* Lass!!! ^-^
*joins the group hug*
*Continues hugging everybeast in the group hug*
How is everybeast doing? :)
Good.
Why?
They always say that you have to say that you're doing "well" instead of doing "good". :P
Quote from: Booklover on June 01, 2020, 08:16:52 PM
Well.
Fixed it for ya.
Quote from: Booklover on June 01, 2020, 01:14:24 PM
Southern Hemisphere NaNoWriMo? Is that what it stands for?
Yep. I decided not to spend the best month of the year staring at a screen.
You think November is the best month of the year?
>:D
Nice profile pic.
*Stops crying*
Why?
....
.....
...Because...
Just because?
...no...
Oh.
😜
😉
Anyway....
Quote from: Booklover on June 01, 2020, 08:50:54 PM
Nice profile pic.
Thankee. Bookias inspired it. (Now for Wesley to swoop in and safe the day. :P)
Quote from: Booklover on June 01, 2020, 08:37:20 PM
You think November is the best month of the year?
It is in New Zealand.
Ah.
Yep. Kinda like, for you strange beasts, June is one of the warmer months. The South Island is below freezing in June.
I could see why you like November, then.
Yep. It's the perfect temperature. Not too hot but still warm enough to be called summer, nice green grass because the drought hasn't started, but it's not constantly raining either. If you spend November outside, your skin gets used to the sunshine and doesn't burn, so there's that too.
We're normally shivering and wrapped up in blankets at that time. :P
As are we in June, unless we're too busy writing to bother with such trivial pursuits as being cold.
Wait, how cold is there right now?
Ah... I'm not sure, exactly. It's cold, but not freezing. Relatively mild, compared to the weather in Gore.
Interesting. Sweater cold, or coat cold?
Jumper cold. It takes a lot of cold to make me put a jacket on.
Ah. That's good. Do you ever wear socks?
Yes. Not often at home, but the South Island is too cold not to.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 01, 2020, 11:14:45 PM
Ah... I'm not sure, exactly. It's cold, but not freezing. Relatively mild, compared to the weather in [Lass edit].
Teer, take the name out of that, it's a real place...
Lass, we're not in Gore anymore, so it doesn't matter. America is a real place too, and saying that I've been there previously doesn't give any security issues.
And then there is me, the lizard. I was outside in a thin black jacket thoroughly enjoying it while everyone else was in short sleeves complaining of the heat.
Heh. Nice. I generally enjoy the heat. Of it's cool enough to be outside at all, I take full advantage of what heat there is.
I can't breath as well in the heat but I LOOOOOVE it. Gimme ALL THE WARMTH.
*draws Cornie*
Ohhhhhhh? *Curious noises*
It's not very good, just a doodle... :P
I like doodles.
Indeed.
Meeeeeeeeh...
Shibaddle, shaboodle, your dog is a poodle.
No, she's a border collie.
My dog is... nonexistent.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 02, 2020, 08:11:34 AM
No, she's a border collie.
Awww! Border collies are so cute. Picture?
(Well, really she's my grandparent's dog. So, my aunt.)
Oh. Does that mean we can't have pictures?
Unfortunately, yes.
*The transition begins to infect this topic too*
*Jarky is now a ghost*
*The infection spreads throughout the forum, evil tendrils infiltrating each and every topic*
Where's my darling honeybunny when I need him?
Your honeybunny? He drowned.
Or was that someone else? Hmmm...
No he didn't.
Sleeping, presumably. Given it's only 8:30am for me, it's going to be early morning for him.
Yeah, probably. Somewhat inconvenient, but I'll manage.
*Smiles pityingly* Are you sure?
Yes, quite frankly.
*Shoots a bolt of ethereal doubt at Teer*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 02, 2020, 08:33:08 AM
Yeah, probably. Somewhat inconvenient, but I'll manage.
Feeling the difficulties of a long distance relationship?Yeah, timezones are annoying.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Sure you're sure?
I need to write stuff. Bye bye.
Bye. See you later?
Also, as you do not doubt your lack of doubt, I doubt that you doubt.
*blinks*
*winks*
😐
It is hard to concentrate when one's dad is talking about interesting things on the background.
Ach.... :P
Blah, blah, blah.
Halb, halb, halb.
©_©
⁐_⁐
e e
—
Enough writing. Time for sleep. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
₵_₵
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 02, 2020, 08:30:22 AM
Your honeybunny? He drowned.
Or was that someone else? Hmmm...
*A tide of fog rolls through.*
M'dear gel, that must have been someone else.
Bye, bye for now...
Bye!!
Bye!
I'm baaaaaaaaack
Do you want me to make the terrible joke again?
Yes! YEs! YES!!!!!!!
Hi, Back.
Who's back?
Lass.
I thought she was Lass though, but now you're telling me that Lass is Back?
She's also Back.
That's what I said. She's Back.
She's also Lass.
I'm also drawing
Drawing curtains?
No. :P
Oh, I know!
Drawing Blinds!!!
Drawing... actually, I can't think of any more jokes for it.
Drawing a knife :P
Or a sword?
Meeeeeeeeh....
Both?
A knife, a sword, blinds and curtains?
No.
Mr. Noonvale
09:49:38 PM
Viewing the topic The Funny Picture topic.
Hello there!
A swife. A knord.
O.o
Blurtains. Curlinds.
I think you mean Cinds.
But that's just Kinds.
*shrugs*
*does not shrug*
I'm gonna go get some breakfast, post like mad in here
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Not really what I meant, but okay...
I posted like I was mad. ^-^
Then post as you normally would.
Quote from: Booklover on June 02, 2020, 10:25:12 PM
Then post as you normally would.
*Tickles BL's ear before dashing away giggling.*
*sighs*
*grins*
*Grins evilly*
*waves to Jarky*
*also grins*
All so happy ;D
So very very happy. ;D
*giggles*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 02, 2020, 09:51:04 PM
No.
Mr. Noonvale
09:49:38 PM
Viewing the topic The Funny Picture topic.
Hello there!
Chip was on?
Apparently.
I think I should be going to sleep soon. Goodnight.
Nighty night, Book.
As usual.
It happens. I'm doing my fair bit of lurking
Fair enough. I will probably descend into mostly lurking soon, until June ends.
*Screams*
*screams even louder (for no reason)*
*Screams for a reason*
Because I'm going to descend into lurking mode?
*High-pitched demonic screeching intensifies.*
*throws a tomato can at One-eye*
*tomato can is ground into dust by the power of the screech*
*throws a muffler at One-eye*
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SCREAMING?
*screams quietly*
That's better?? I suppose...
Silver.
Bronze.
Copper.
The Bronze Tree of Justice
Human soul is a delicacy.
Iron
Zinc.
Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon.
Quote from: Booklover on June 03, 2020, 10:29:33 AM
Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon.
Heeeey
Hi. *Waves*
*feels very happy that everybeast is greeting me*
We are?
Oh, of course we are. Hello, good morning, great to see you.
*unpounces Seb*
Quote from: Booklover on June 03, 2020, 10:52:00 AM
We are?
Oh, of course we are. Hello, good morning, great to see you.
Thanks. Did you have a good sleep?
I did indeed.
Good, good. Guess what?
@Sebias of Redwall, You're in trouble >:D (Not actually)
Wait, why is Seb in trouble?
No reason, I'm bored :P
Oh. Will you be more bored if I leave to do writing?
I will throw a fit.
Halloo!
*waves* Greetings
Kia ora.
*throws a fit*
*Flings a fitting.*
*falls face first into the sea*
*faces the sea*
*fishes Lass out of the sea and goes to bed*
Goodnight, I suppose, if you're going to bed.
Hi, Seb.
Hello there, Bookie! *Waves*
*looks at the sea and the waves*
Helloooooooooo.
Good mooooooorning ^_^
Quote from: Booklover on June 03, 2020, 03:36:21 PM
Goodnight, I suppose, if you're going to bed.
No, just my forum self was going to bed. I'm nowhere near that responsible. (Besides, I still have another thousand words to write)
^.^ How is everyone doing on this fine day?
*is sleeping*
>.> *Pokes Teer* Eh?
*continues sleeping*
Time for drastic measures, I fear...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2020, 04:23:17 PM
^.^ How is everyone doing on this fine day?
Fine day? It was absolutely pouring earlier. Raining more heavily than I've ever seen.
But is it not still a day where you are alive and in good health?
*is still sleeping*
>.>
*as you watch the slumbering taniwha, you see one eyebrow lift slightly higher than the other for but a brief moment, then it goes down again. You have a feeling of skeptisism and a slight challenge, then peacefulness again. You start to feel sleepy and feel the taniwha's warm breath, thinking how comfortable and smooth her scales must feel. A small voice within you urges you to touch them and see for yourself how shiny they are. If only you could touch the scales, you would feel your utter contentment and joy. Your paw slowly reaches out...*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2020, 04:35:14 PM
But is it not still a day where you are alive and in good health?
Apart from getting absolutely drenched (even though I was wearing a coat) yes, but 'fine' was describing the day, not me.
(Booklover, how could you?)
By being outside when it was pouring with rain?
*Begins tickling the sleeping Taniwha's feet.*
*the taniwha's breathing slows as it relaxes until it is so slow that many beasts would think it dead*
*Tickles intensifies.*
*the taniwha stirs, slightly uncomfortable for some strange reason*
Everything's strange on the forum.
*the taniwha settles down again*
*Tickle tempo grows.*
*is bored*
(https://booksanddisney.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/tumblr_n43ouzju8k1qd08w0o2_500.gif?w=349)
Is that from the film I think it's from?
There's literally only one film that can be from -_-
I suppose the sequel and number 3 (or 1.5) don't have a scene like that.
They also might as well not exist, but that's just my opinion :laugh:
To be fair, no one ever thinks about them. I mostly forgot they existed until fifteen minutes ago.
I don't even know what film you're talking about.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 03, 2020, 05:51:01 PM
(https://booksanddisney.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/tumblr_n43ouzju8k1qd08w0o2_500.gif?w=349)
...The film this is from? The Lion King?
Also, I thought you were asleep.
Oh. I've heard of that movie. (Kind of)
*snorts* Wishful thinking, much. I was writing.
Ok, seriously, that movie is an animation classic. You need help.
Also, I meant in the thread :laugh:
Heh. I know. I have actually watched it, about six years ago. I barely remember anything about it, though.
Oh. I woke up, but now I'm going to go to bed in real life. (I was going to say something about being able to hear one of the neighbors mowing their lawns already, but then I realised it was Dad snoring)
HAH! Well, you probably should get some rest. Have a good sleep ^-^
Will do.
Hardly remembering one of the greatest films of all time? I'd say inconceivable, but in fairness I only recently watched The Princess Bride, another classic, myself.
I've intended to rewatch it for a while now, but haven't had the opportunity.
Also, you're supposed to be asleep now.
Yes, but I'm procrastinating. I really need more practice at it.
6:15am for you when you said that. Some people would be waking up at that time. I know Brits are awesome, but you don't need to change your sleep schedule just to be on when I am.
It's less for your sake and more for a certain beloved, green eyed detective.
... who?
Anyway, according to my brother, if you have two middle names and own a horse (or multiple horses), you're posh. There were a few other things that would make you more posh (going to a private school, though I'm not sure where homeschooling puts you, playing cricket and rugby instead of football, stuff like that).
Well, I have two middle names and we used to have a pony, plus Moa's having a growth spurt and is eating as much as a horse, so does that count?
Basically.
Sweet! Posh people also need sleep, so I'm going to bed. (After a few more minutes of procrastination)
You said that, like, an hour ago -_-
Mhmm. That's how you procrastinate. It's a very skilled art and requires much practice.
Or none at all ;D
One must maintain the skill, though.
...Nah, I'll do that later.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 08:44:40 PM
Well, I have two middle names and we used to have a pony, plus Moa's having a growth spurt and is eating as much as a horse, so does that count?
That's why I mentioned it. :D
Alright then. *really needs to go to bed*
Then do it!
But... Tinar just arrived.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that he said that violins are posh.
That are.
Thing is, perceptions of poshness aren't always correct. I know someone who lives in the least posh part of town yet is perceived to be posh.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 06:45:50 PM
Heh. I know. I have actually watched it, about six years ago. I barely remember anything about it, though.
Oh. I woke up, but now I'm going to go to bed in real life. (I was going to say something about being able to hear one of the neighbors mowing their lawns already, but then I realised it was Dad snoring)
To the FPC!
FPC? Should I know what that is?
Funny Post Collection
Oh, I see.
Goodnight, unless I end up procrastinating further.
Have a wonderful sleep ^-^
*cackles*
Night night, Book. I hope you don't have as much success at procrastination as I did.
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
That sounds slightly dire.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 03, 2020, 10:16:35 PM
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
Do you not want me here? Is it because you hate me and never want to be my friend? *crieth*
Go sleep!
Meh. I'm not really tired. I had about an hour and a half of sleep in the car on the way home from Wellington, so that should last the day.
This is why you're short.
Good to know.
I bet if you fixed this, you'd grow, like, a foot.
I didn't have any kind of sleep pattern anyway. I've been on holiday for two weeks.
Maybe two feet.
Growing is an inconvenient habit that I've mostly trained my body out of. I don't want to break the good habits that I've spent so long building up.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 10:21:59 PM
Meh. I'm not really tired. I had about an hour and a half of sleep in the car on the way home from Wellington, so that should last the day.
YES! Join me sister! Together we can rule! Less sleep more time to dominate the world!
Reading through these last several pages and looking at the times you posted has showed me that you stayed up all night, Teer. Whyyyyy.
Hehehehehe...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 08:23:14 PM
It's less for your sake and more for a certain beloved, green eyed detective.
*Gasps.* Awww!!
. . .
I prefer forearms...
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 03, 2020, 11:51:59 PM
Reading through these last several pages and looking at the times you posted has showed me that you stayed up all night, Teer. Whyyyyy.
It was terribly wicked of me and I don't plan to do it again anytime soon, but it was still a lot of fun and I only half regret it.
You stayed up all night and Kade was on the whole time. Then I come on at a sensible time and he leaves almost instantly. WHYYYY
Timezones. If you are willing to put up with being exhausted for the next few days and being lectured by Kade and Corn on looking after your body, you could do it. I don't recommend it, though.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 04, 2020, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 08:23:14 PM
It's less for your sake and more for a certain beloved, green eyed detective.
*Gasps.* Awww!!
Let's just....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! ;D
In my experience, if you stay up all night, you have a few hours sleep during the day, then you just sleep for longer the next few nights.
:P
Sometimes...
I couldn't sleep today. Dad wanted me to do locksmithing, I had tap and every spare moment was spent writing.
Hopefully there are two chessathons next year, since I doubt the one that would have happened this year will happen.
Hopefully.
Do you even know what I'm talking about?
Are you still awake?
You're talking about chess tournaments.
Yes.
Wrong. I'm talking about something my school board games club does. It's not even a chessathon anymore, but I still call it that because that's what I'm used to calling it.
Sounds good.
*le sigh*
What's wrong?
Don't worry.
*worries* You know, that's the surest way to make a beast concerned.
*stabs self with pencil*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 04, 2020, 10:10:52 AM
*worries* You know, that's the surest way to make a beast concerned.
How can I remedy your concerns?
Tell me what you were sighing about.
*looks down*
Silly chook. Put some katakana on those wounds and have some peppermint tea.
I'm listening.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 04, 2020, 10:28:43 AM
Silly chook. Put some katakana on those wounds and have some peppermint tea.
*draws katakana and puts it on "wounds"* That is painful...*arm drops on the ground*
Stupid phone! *fixes Lass*
What happened?
auto corrected kawakawa
I did think that katakana wasn't something I'd heard of. I assumed it was another NZ thing.
I originally thought it was this:
(http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/v-road/cabinet/ikou_20100205_001/img10496255330.jpg)
A katana.
Yeah, big missread right there... :P
I've done worse.
As have I...
So, how are you?
Classified. ;D
Why?
Quote from: Booklover on June 04, 2020, 03:28:22 PM
I did think that katakana wasn't something I'd heard of. I assumed it was another NZ thing.
On a side note, katakana is part of the Japanese writing system, alongside hiragana and kanji.
Mhm
I'd heard of kanji, but not the others.
Hello!
Hello!
*throws*
*catches*
*yelps*
Why?
Maybe the object was a grenade?
Waka Waka Waka.
Eeeeeeeeee
*face when someone stubs their toe*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/SMEDDr3CIB7s4/200.gif)
Quote from: Booklover on June 04, 2020, 04:56:11 PM
I'd heard of kanji, but not the others.
Kanji is the crazy one with thousands of characters that can mean different things when combined in different ways. Katakana and Hiragana are much simpler, functioning more like alphabets than not.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 04, 2020, 05:40:24 PM
*face when someone stubs their toe*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/SMEDDr3CIB7s4/200.gif)
My precious...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 04, 2020, 05:40:24 PM
*face when someone stubs their toe*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/SMEDDr3CIB7s4/200.gif)
Hah! Perfect!
Is there ever such a thing as perfection?
Wouldn't be able to walk the same without it, you know.
I mean, you could still get around, but even so.
That's why I said 'wouldn't be able to walk the same'.
Ok, ok, I get it. You've made your point very plain.
Welp, there's only one way
Do you know the way?
It is the way.
It is?
Yep! That way.
This way?
That, or this way. But that way is fine, too.
What about the other way?
Same as this way. But not that way.
Is it the right way?
It depends on the way, of course.
How have ya been? :laugh:
Pretty good. Waying the risks.
XD
I've been pretty good.
Still raining?
Yay!
Why?
Um...because...now you can go outside...? :-\
I have really warm socks.
.......................Nice.
Thanks.
........................................................................
.....Okay....
*Zrovz a Tenniz bav tae ze next pozter*
>_>
<_<
I just realized I could have been posting here from the start... :'(
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 05, 2020, 03:40:59 AM
*Zrovz a Tenniz bav tae ze next pozter*
*Swoops in and catches it*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 05, 2020, 03:46:48 AM
>_>
<_<
I just realized I could have been posting here from the start... :'(
Why is that sad?
Because she wasn't.
Ohhhhhhhhhh. Never mind. I had misread that. *Cough* Anyway. How is everyone? *Throws tennis ball*
*is hit by tennis ball and flung to the other side of the topic, where I hit the wall with full force and slide slowly down to the floor. Lies there, groaning* I was fine, before you threw that tennis ball at me. You don't know your own strength. (I know you won't get that reference, but it's there anyway)
(You're right. I don't have a clue where that is from :P)
*Runs over* Need a paw?
(Asterix and Obelix)
Not really. I plan to just die, right here and now, preferably.
(Ah.)
Mm. That doesn't sound healthy. As a friend, I must not allow you to harm yourself.
I didn't harm myself, you did. My plans do not involve inflicting harm, but merely reacting to the harm that was previously inflicted.
True. But the pain I inflicted was not fatal in any way. So if you were going to allow yourself to die, it would mean that you would have to inflict harm on yourself in some way.
Incorrect, my dear friend. In throwing that ball at me, you crushed my intestines, broke all of my ribs, one of which stabbed my lung, caused my brain to bash against the inside of my skull, severely damaging it, and, finally, you broke my neck. *coughs blood*
And you know this...How?....I'm telling
@Verdie on you!
@Verdauga! Teer is trying to get killed all the waaay deaaaad!!!
In this forum, hardly anybody actually dies...
*shrugs*
*coughs more blood* T-tell
@Verdauga that *coughs* that I love him. *is struggling to breath* A-and t-tell
@Kade Rivok that- *heart is slowing down* that I'm sorry. I- I was going to sing at his wedding... *inhales with difficulty* but it's too late now. *dies*
*heals Teer then revives her* You're not getting out of singing that easily ::)
*remains thoroughly dead*
::)
Of coursenot.
*the taniwha would agree, but is unaware of what you just said, due to being dead*
Hmm...*stab...staby, stab, stabbing*
Teer's only mostly dead.
Nope, she's faking
Well, either way she isn't completely dead.
*shrugs* If ya say so ;D
I do say so.
😜
LASS I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU HAVE THE LAST EDITED THING AS PART OF YOUR SIGNATURE. I SAW THAT AND WAS CONFUSED AS TO WHY IT SAID THAT YOU HAD EDITED YOUR POSTS AT A TIME BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN POSTED. XD
*giggles evily* That's the point! XD
*is absolutely, completely and, in all other ways, dead*
*Crashes into topic.*
*is still dead*
*Revitalizes Teer using my life force.*
What happened-- are you okay?!
O.O
*comes back from the dead and closes eyes in pain* No. It... *coughs blood* hurts real bad.
....*wants to stab Teer*
*Heals Teer a little more.*
Do I need to take you anywhere to heal?
No. If I get moved, I'll instantly die. *coughs more blood*
How did this happen?
{Imagine my surprise getting two mentions in the same topic.}
Three, was it not?
{Nope, just two.}
*Focuses healing enchant on Teer's neck.*
Long story. Don't use up all your energy. Without you, I have no life. *coughs more blood*
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 05, 2020, 11:09:27 AM
LASS I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU HAVE THE LAST EDITED THING AS PART OF YOUR SIGNATURE. I SAW THAT AND WAS CONFUSED AS TO WHY IT SAID THAT YOU HAD EDITED YOUR POSTS AT A TIME BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN POSTED. XD
It took me a bit of time as well.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 01:17:00 PM
Long story. Don't use up all your energy. Without you, I have no life. *coughs more blood*
My dying is a lot easier to handle than your dying. *Continues to heal Teer.*
*Grows weaker.*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 01:14:32 PM
{Nope, just two.}
*Focuses healing enchant on Teer's neck.*
Ach...
{I think it combined both of yours into one mention.}
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 01:20:37 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 01:17:00 PM
Long story. Don't use up all your energy. Without you, I have no life. *coughs more blood*
My dying is a lot easier to handle than your dying. *Continues to heal Teer.*
*Grows weaker.*
Stop! *closes eyes in pain* Don't do this to yourself, dearest. I will not be able to bear it if you die.
Gaah! You baffoons! *gives Teer peppermint tea*
*neck is still broken, so sucks it through a straw*
*covers Teer in kawakawa, then gets Kitty to lick her*
*coughs a mixture of blood and peppermint tea*
Eww, stop that! It's gross
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 01:24:31 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 01:20:37 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 01:17:00 PM
Long story. Don't use up all your energy. Without you, I have no life. *coughs more blood*
My dying is a lot easier to handle than your dying. *Continues to heal Teer.*
*Grows weaker.*
Stop! *closes eyes in pain* Don't do this to yourself, dearest. I will not be able to bear it if you die.
Hey.
I'm not going anywhwere. Just live.
please.{Ironically, the interwebs are flaking out on my end, so I might have to leave.}
Nooooooo
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 01:43:37 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 01:24:31 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 01:20:37 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 01:17:00 PM
Long story. Don't use up all your energy. Without you, I have no life. *coughs more blood*
My dying is a lot easier to handle than your dying. *Continues to heal Teer.*
*Grows weaker.*
Stop! *closes eyes in pain* Don't do this to yourself, dearest. I will not be able to bear it if you die.
Hey.
I'm not going anywhwere. Just live. please.
{Ironically, the interwebs are flaking out on my end, so I might have to leave.}
I will, for your sake. You should have capitalised that p, though.
{Alright, Love. See ya}
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 01:21:34 PM
{I think it combined both of yours into one mention.}
Edited in mentions don't work, so that might have happened.
*Finishes healing Teer's neck.*
Thanks. *Extends healing.*
See? Teer isn't dead! Yet.
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it a while.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/a6/8a/79a68a57390cf3e678560773f45dfdfd.jpg)
*Completely heals Teer and slides to the ground beside her.*
There. You're safe now.
*Coughs*
*makes more peppermint tea*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 05, 2020, 06:27:14 AM
In this forum, hardly anybody actually dies...
Just as I said...
*makes some coffee*
*gives Verdie and Teer the tea*
Anyone want coffee?
*raises hand*
Black please, with lots of sugar.
*sinks to the ground and falls asleep*
*gives Worty some coffee*
{On another note: my little sister is asleep on my lap X3}
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 02:03:50 PM
*Completely heals Teer and slides to the ground beside her.*
There. You're safe now.
*Coughs*
*Flies in wearing a cape.* The Heimlich Hero is here to save the day! HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE! *Heimlich maneuver activates.*
*trips Kade*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 05, 2020, 02:35:03 PM
{On another note: my little sister is asleep on my lap X3}
It is 2:15am for you...
True. I should go bed and get sleep sleep.
Sleep sleep?
Sleep sleep. Me is eagle. Sleepiest, happiest, hungriest eagle. Mousie make good eagle bait.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 03:05:41 PM
*trips Kade*
You can't trip someone who's flying. *Note: Heimlich maneuver is still activated.*
Kade, if you hurt Teer husband, Teer die, then not sing at otterbadger's wedding. Teer has bestest dying skills of all eagles.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 03:32:25 PM
Sleep sleep. Me is eagle. Sleepiest, happiest, hungriest eagle. Mousie make good eagle bait.
Wrong.
I'm helping him. That's what the Heimlich Maneuver does. How do you folks not understand this? *Note: Heimlich Maneuver is still activated.*
Silly mousie. Of course eagle knows what make good eagle bait.
But mousie never makes good bait.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 05, 2020, 03:38:26 PM
I'm helping him. That's what the Heimlich Maneuver does. How do you folks not understand this? *Note: Heimlich Maneuver is still activated.*
*Is just over here, bleeding internally with broken ribs.*
Dearie me, who am I Heimliching then? It's... it's... THE FLUFFY OTTERBADGER PLUSHIE!? *Begins getting absorbed.*
Oh, you could still be heimliching me, but uhhhh... . . . Ow.
Think we should help Kade?
(I don't know if he's heimliching me or the plushie; I only pointed out internal bleeding.)
(If it is the plushie, yeah, I'll help. That's rather freaky.)
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 05, 2020, 03:38:26 PM
I'm helping him. That's what the Heimlich Maneuver does. How do you folks not understand this? *Note: Heimlich Maneuver is still activated.*
*Is just over here, bleeding internally with broken ribs.*
Dearest, I warned you, and I plan to keep my word. *begins draining life force into Verdauga*
Oh for pete's sake! *Channels my own life force into Teer and Verdie* *Falls over, but is still alive* You are a glorious ship. You must both live on.
If you say so. This entire ordeal has been exhausting, so it's goodnight from me. *falls asleep in Verdauga's paws*
Goodnight! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs/otters bite! Try not to DIE!
*Get's absorbed into the plushie.* Y'all SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Even me? Tch, tch. *Ties Kade's protruding paw to Mjolnir, then throws it, pulling the Otterbadger out of the plushie*
*Mjolnir begins getting absorbed into the plushie as well.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 04:57:01 PM
If you say so. This entire ordeal has been exhausting, so it's goodnight from me. *falls asleep in Verdauga's paws*
Goodnight!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 05, 2020, 05:05:48 PM
*Mjolnir begins getting absorbed into the plushie as well.*
*Dons on Time Stone and turns back time, to before the plushie started to suck everything in, then goes back even further until it gets to the plushie's origins* *Takes the former member who had been turned into an all sucking plushie and frees him from his bonds* *Returns back to current time* *Brushes off Mjolnir and puts Time Stone back in pocket* Well, now that that's taken care of.
(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.411954481.2168/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg)
The future, not the past.
You went back in time, so the present became the future, which refused to change.
I feel like I should recognise that image.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 05, 2020, 05:22:41 PM
You went back in time, so the present became the future, which refused to change.
But when I came back in time, the past remained the past, and the future the future. And as we're speaking, we have progressed into that future.
A very long quote that's kind of relevant:
Spoiler
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the history of catering. It has been built on the fragmented remains of... it will be built on the fragmented... that is to say it will have been built by this time, and indeed has been—
One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. There is no problem with changing the course of history—the course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw. All the important changes have happened before the things they were supposed to change and it all sorts itself out in the end.
The major problem is simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you, for instance, how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. The event will be descibed differently according to whether you are talking about it from the standpoint of your own natural time, from a time in the further future, or a time in the further past and is futher complicated by the possibility of conducting conversations while you are actually traveling from one time to another with the intention of becoming your own mother or father.
Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact in later aditions of the book all pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy skips lightly over this tangle of academic abstraction, pausing only to note that the term "Future Perfect" has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be.
To resume:
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the history of catering.
It is built on the fragmented remains of an eventually ruined planet which is (wioll haven be) enclosed in a vast time bubble and projected forward in time to the precise moment of the End of the Universe.
This is, many would say, impossible.
In it, guests take (willan on-take) their places at table and eat (willan on-eat) sumptous meals while watching (willing watchen) the whole of creation explode around them.
This, many would say, is equally impossible.
You can arrive (mayan arrivan on-when) for any sitting you like without prior (late fore-when) reservation because you can book retrospectively, as it were, when you return to your own time (you can have on-book haventa forewhen presooning returningwenta retrohome).
This is, many would not insist, absolutely impossible.
At the restaurant you can meet and dine with (mayan meetan con with dinan on when) a fascinating cross-section of the entire population of space and time.
This, it can be explained patiently, is also impossible.
You can visit it as many times as you like (mayan on-visit re-onvisiting... and so on - for further tense correction consult Dr. Streetmentioner's book) and be sure of never meeting yourself, becauses of the embarrassment this usually causes.
This, even if the rest were true, which it isn't, is patently impossible, say the doubters.
All you have to do is deposit one penny in a savings account in your own era, and when you arrive at the End of Time the operations of compound interest means that the fabulous cost of your meal has been paid for.
This, many claim, is not merely impossible but clearly insane, which is why the advertising executives of the star system of Bastablon came up with this slogan: "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?"
Imteresting...
Very much so.
And rather long.
I put it in the spoiler for a reason.
I know. And you even warned us. But I just wanted to mention it.
(Even though I already knew it was quite long?)
(Yep. It was relevant, too)
So, how's life?
Pretty good! You?
It's alright.
How's the rest of your family? And the weather?
Everyone's well.
It rained earlier, but not when I was outside.
Ah. Nice.
*Posts*
*Teleports Kade out of the plushie amd sends it away before falling unconcious.*
*also also also posts*
Quote from: Booklover on June 05, 2020, 05:31:10 PM
I feel like I should recognise that image.
It's from an old video game.
*also also also also posts*
*also also also also also posts*
I am on page 394.
Very nice...
*also also also also also also posts*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 08:34:59 PM
I am on page 394.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/44/28/0e4428d6cad2dfa1282565a99c09d82a.gif)
*also also also also also also also posts*
{
@Kade Rivok I teleported you out of the plushie and sent it away. Feel free to. . . I dunno, post, I guess?}
(I also freed him, so he's quite free indeed, I guess. XD)
No, Seb, you FAILED! Now the plushie has a magic friggin' hammer!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 08:49:33 PM
{@Kade Rivok I teleported you out of the plushie and sent it away. Feel free to. . . I dunno, post, I guess?}
Ah, I missed that :laugh:
I succeeded. Nyeh. :laugh:
{No problem. It got kinda buried under "posts"ing.}
True, true.
*also also also also also also also also posts*
*also also also also also also also also also posts*
*psots*
Goodnight, guys! Maybe I'll see you in the morning, possibly sooner.
See ya soon!
Goodnight!
Quote from: Booklover on June 05, 2020, 09:08:41 PM
*psots*
Goodnight, guys! Maybe I'll see you in the morning, possibly sooner.
Goodnight, friend ^_^
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.qAwRW7OULOfsYgibNEnKPAHaEP?pid=Api&rs=1)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 04:57:44 PM
Goodnight! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs/otters bite! Try not to DIE!
Seeeb!!!! YOU WILL PAAAY!!! *pounces on Seb*
Whaaaat? *Is pounced* Oof!
Quote from: lass of something much on June 05, 2020, 09:27:59 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 04:57:44 PM
Goodnight! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs/otters bite! Try not to DIE!
Seeeb!!!! YOU WILL PAAAY!!! *pounces on Seb*
You've taken to pouncing, as of late
Mind lending a paw? ...Or a knuckle?
...Ok, sure. *Also pounces on Seb.*
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/V6kzim6D2PChy/source.gif)
*Would join the dogpile, but is not necessarily a dog.*
Well, you smell like one, and that's all the counts. (Kidding, kidding. :laugh:)
HEY! I showered today! ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 09:48:15 PM
HEY! I showered today! ;D
*Holds paw over nose* With what? Wet dog or old dumpster?
Pig sty, thank you very much!
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/3dd697452bd9d16dc0b32ccc65853cf4/tumblr_nkr1s7VkgM1tc5rhzo6_250.gif)
Not bad progress since I was away.
You're back!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 09:46:30 PM
Well, you smell like one, and that's all the counts. (Kidding, kidding. :laugh:)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 09:48:15 PM
HEY! I showered today! ;D
*Holds paw over nose* With what? Wet dog or old dumpster?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 09:54:21 PM
Pig sty, thank you very much!
To the FPC!
^-^
Oh. *Looks over at Back* There you are!
It wasn't that difficult to find her.
True, true.
*Lightning rumbles and the sky turns green as there is a sound like an incoming missile*
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/1660592953872cc5e921b74b0c2d2ea5/tumblr_o06at0gJM81ua73u2o1_250.gif)
What's that mysterious missile-like noise?
(I'm assuming it was Kai landing)
Maybe.
(https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gif-i-must-know-princess-bride.gif)
What makes you think I'll know?
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.cm2_WB0suPy92bErz5_6AQHaEA?pid=Api&rs=1)
Yes? Uh?
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5knnoquPZ1qabfx1o6_r1_250.gif)
Yes, Back, you!
o.O
O.o
O.O
o.o
>.>
<.<
I really should be going to bed. Goodnight.
Aww. Goodnight!
Quote from: Booklover on June 05, 2020, 11:34:06 PM
<.<
I really should be going to bed. Goodnight.
Ya think?!?
What time is it for her?
About midnight, I think. Either that or ten p.m.
Oh. That's probably good that she went to bed, then.
Btw, could someone give me some meme-worthy subjects? Like... Lass not going to bed, Sebias and his cruel shipping, or anything else?
There are two right there. I was going say my initial aversion to Ebanok, but please don't. I changed my mind.
Okay. But anything else? Anything?
...I stayed up til half-past midnight last night. My brain is refusing to cooperate. Goheno nin.
Oh. That's fine, then. Goodness, why did you stay up so late? :o
Well, the cousin who is going to join the forum soon and I were going to stay up all night, simply because I've never done it before, but we decided at around 10:30 to do it another time, when we had snack food. But then then cousin's younger brother (not a small child; he's older than by a fair amount) came in through my window and kept us awake until half-past midnight, when we managed to shove him out.
Ah... Fun. :laugh: Your cousin is joining? Cool, cool. When?
When she's finished at least one Redwall book! :laugh:
Heh. Lol. Is she older than ya? Or younger?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 11:59:40 PM
Oh. That's probably good that she went to bed, then.
Btw, could someone give me some meme-worthy subjects? Like... Lass not going to bed, Sebias and his cruel shipping, or anything else?
Hoiho the destroyer
Older. I won't reveal her age, but she's over eighteen.
Hehe!
*Is suspicious* :P
There's no need for that. She will reveal her age if she wishes, but I won't.
*Looks at Eb, then looks at Lass, then back to Eb* Hmmmmm. Fiiiiiine.
Okay, I might be back later, but for now I have to go. Navaer, mellyn nin!
Farewell!
Farewell wherever you fare!
*Opens not-so-secret door into topic.*
*pounces on Verdie* Gocha!
Ah hah!
@Teer, come here!
*Has been knocked to the floor and the breath out of my lungs.*
H-i.
{Haha, I couldn't nock the air out of you even if I wanted to! :laugh: At least, not by doing that}
;D But for now you have.
Ach...
Quote from: Verdauga on June 06, 2020, 02:51:51 AM
;D But for now you have.
Ach...*poofs air into Verdie's lungs*
All better ;D
That is a very unnatural way to breathe.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 06, 2020, 02:39:58 AM
Ah hah! @Teer, come here!
*comes* You summoned me, master?
Did you know you can change the amount of messages shown on each page of a topic?
Yep. I have no need of doing such a thing, so I don't, but the option is certainly there.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 06, 2020, 08:02:58 AM
Did you know you can change the amount of messages shown on each page of a topic?
Yes. Verdauga has changed it to 25 a page.
Mhmm.
I prefer just leaving it on the default setting.
Me too.
And since almost everyone has it on the same setting, it just makes it easier.
Yeah. If I was to change the settings, I'd probably change it to thirty posts per page.
Which does make it fairly easy to calculate what page everyone else is on.
Exactly. For now, though, I've left it at fifteen.
So have I.
Mhmm. So, how are you today?
I'm good. You?
Yeah, pretty alright. Tired.
Because it's midnight for you?
Haha, weird...
What?
Weird that you know the time...for us...
1:45am.
I learnt the conversion and remembered it. It's not too difficult.
It just catches me off guard XD
All you need to do for my time is take 11 hours off yours.
A Dalek on a game zhov. Ach...
Video unavailable
This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
No idea whether you guys will be able to see it.
Hallo!
Goodbye!
Oh burn
Why?
Verdie was greeting you, and it looked like he came and you were like "Oh no! Verdie's on! Goodbye" As in you're avoiding him XD
It was because I had to go, nothing to do with Verdie.
I know, but I still find it funny
It's not the funniest thing.
Yeah, but I giggled at it anyway
I have to go now.
Same!!! *hugs goodbye*
*hugs Lass goodbye*
*runs in, puts a flower on the windowsill and runs out again*
*Walks in and places a bouquet on the windowsill, sliding the single flower out in front.*
*dumps art stuff next to that and lounges on the sand (we're at the beach, remember?)*
*Ze Zharkz begin gazerin' zome vayz in ze vater, vaitin' tae come in fer curbzoide pickup*
Total time logged in: 50 days, 5 hours and 5 minutes
Ach, zat'z five dayz 'oigher zan me. 45 Dayz, 18 'ourz, 31 Minutez. *Hovlz*
Erm... 4 days...
Noice
No.
Heh
66 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes. O_o
Quote from: lass of something much on June 06, 2020, 11:38:53 PM
*dumps art stuff next to that and lounges on the sand (we're at the beach, remember?)*
Not anymore. We moved, I think.
Not sure about everybeast else, but Seb and I are at BP.
If you really want to know, you can look at the last ten pages or so.
No, I don't think that'll help much.
Good point. Might require twenty or so.
Quote from: Booklover on June 07, 2020, 08:47:42 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 06, 2020, 11:38:53 PM
*dumps art stuff next to that and lounges on the sand (we're at the beach, remember?)*
Not anymore. We moved, I think.
I didn't, I'm still at the beach...
We've done over 140 pages in a month.
Pretty good.
25 posts a day and we'll get there with a little bit extra. (Which for Verdie means an average of a page a day.)
...
Hallo thare
Eyo.
hwellow
How dee do? *passes conversation to
@Booklover and goes to bed*
I dee doo vewy will
Goodnight or should that be early morning?, Teer.
I'm doing well.
Quote from: Booklover on June 07, 2020, 03:14:16 PM
Goodnight or should that be early morning?, Teer.
I'm doing well.
>:D
What's so funny?
*chuckles* Oh nothing much. ;D
I'm sure.
*Taps footpaw* *Looks at the BP cashier*
666 guys... :P
I know.
Mememeh...
Do they serve shakes at a BP?
No idea.
Page 400 buds.
*Ze Devil, after lozin' an 'umiliatin' fiddle-foight in Georgia, appearz*
Ach...
Actually, it would be the antichrist if I remember correctly.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 07, 2020, 09:55:56 PM
*Ze Devil, after lozin' an 'umiliatin' fiddle-foight in Georgia, appearz*
Ach...
Heh. I've heard that song.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2020, 08:31:09 PM
Do they serve shakes at a BP?
Huh, you guys have BP in America?
Yep. Not as fancy as over there, though, from what I can tell.
Cool, cool
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2020, 08:31:09 PM
Do they serve shakes at a BP?
Probably. If you're going to go for that kind of thing, though, I'd recommend trying one of the icecreams. You can get icecream or frozen yogurt, choose what kind of fruit you want and they make it to your specifications on the spot.
That sounds amazing. Wish they did that over here.
I have a sudden craving for frozen yogurt...
Fair enough. Maybe I should go get one... Or, better yet, send my little sister to go get one.
*Hands Teer and Seb some coffees.*
Y'all have been waiting forever.
D-did I order a coffee? Huh. I don't remember that. Thanks anyway, though. *sips coffee*
Happy to help
Oh, we're in this topic. I thought we were in the Diner.
Oh. :laugh:
Well, sadly, I must begin my day, so I bid thee adieu.
*Gives Teer the bouquet and a hug.*
Oh. Bye bye. Thanks for the flowers and the coffee. I hope you have a great day. *hugs Verdauga and kisses his nose* I love you.
Awwwwwww!!!! *starts melting*
*puts a few ice cubes down Lass' back*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 08, 2020, 12:19:19 PM
Oh. Bye bye. Thanks for the flowers and the coffee. I hope you have a great day. *hugs Verdauga and kisses his nose* I love you.
10,000th post on this topic.
We're over 2/3 of the way there!
Yay.
Party time! (for however many posts it takes for the party to stop)
*pops a balloon*
Is it helping you to not melt?
*blows up a balloon*
Well, I'm going to bed at a slightly more decent hour than usual tonight. See ya.
Goodnight.
*is an abomination*
No, you aren't.
Aww...So I'm just a melted blob of...something?
*Blovz up zeveral balloonz, tiez ztringz tae zem, 'auldz ontae ze ztringz, und zen floatz off intae ze zky* VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! ZIZ IZ MAJOR!!!
Truly?
Aye!
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/162bef1fd3beb3d6b3538861be1dfd4c/79eb69eb32a0548f-c6/s500x750/5fba122db0f8891f5bd2f25e60e1efdf0b4ff59c.gifv)
Fun, fun...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 08, 2020, 02:51:16 PM
*Blovz up zeveral balloonz, tiez ztringz tae zem, 'auldz ontae ze ztringz, und zen floatz off intae ze zky* VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! ZIZ IZ MAJOR!!!
*does the same, but attaches them to a house instead*
I get that reference
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/792470a62753cacc96b183fa6fcafea4/tumblr_n01ft5xJMw1r98xw9o1_250.gif)
Keep your hopes Up, kid.
You're only a few years older than me.
Keep your hopes Up, kid.
Keep your hopes Up... Kade Mr. Fredrickson!
Warning: do not try to attach balloons to a house and fly to South America (or even across the road). It is extremely unlikely to succeed, and very dangerous if it does.
*Hides balloons behind back* Why in the world would you tell us this? *Scoots away*
Because I don't want you to get hurt trying.
Even if you try and fail, at least people will know where the party is at because of all the balloons.
That's a downer.
no u
YOUR FACE. Note, this is an inside joke that Keva will probably only get. XD
Nyoooooooo
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss. *Cackles*
But... but my face is GORGEOUS! How can it be a downer??
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 09:29:23 PM
Even if you try and fail, at least people will know where the party is at because of all the balloons.
Given the current circumstances, that may be difficult.
*trips*
Quote from: Booklover on June 08, 2020, 09:37:57 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 09:29:23 PM
Even if you try and fail, at least people will know where the party is at because of all the balloons.
Given the current circumstances, that may be difficult.
But at least they'll
know.
True.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 09:36:05 PM
But... but my face is GORGEOUS! How can it be a downer??
XD It's an inside joke with Keva. We knew a guy who would always say "well, YOUR FACE", in response to a verbal duel. So someone would be like, "You're dumb." and he would be like, "Yeah, well, YOUR FACE, is dumb." (Note, this is just a made-up example.) He was a blast. XD
Nothing to do with the your face topic?
^ I thought that too :P
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 08, 2020, 10:03:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 09:36:05 PM
But... but my face is GORGEOUS! How can it be a downer??
XD It's an inside joke with Keva. We knew a guy who would always say "well, YOUR FACE", in response to a verbal duel. So someone would be like, "You're dumb." and he would be like, "Yeah, well, YOUR FACE, is dumb." (Note, this is just a made-up example.) He was a blast. XD
Yeah, I've known people like that, countless years ago >_>
....Thanks...
Happy to help. ^-^
*Continuez floatin' by 'auldin' on tae ze balloonz*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/loWckkHrG7Bvy/giphy.gif)
*is scared*
*gives Wortshire some roasted goat*
Oo! May I please have some?
Edit: I read the last few posts to Moa and she said (in lima-speak) "Oo, that is very funny!...kind of...a little bit."
Nice.
^-^
Glad.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 09, 2020, 03:35:52 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/loWckkHrG7Bvy/giphy.gif)
Would you like the Dish of the Day? A baby goat bred to want to be eaten?
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 09, 2020, 03:35:52 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/loWckkHrG7Bvy/giphy.gif)
O.O
*hides behind Scott*
Scott isn't even here.
*is hiding behind him*
... wherever 'here' is.
Yes indeed...
See ya.
Goodnight.
o_0
Hi.
*doodles*
*jumps*
Oooo, cool!
Huh?
Hardly a barbarian if she roasted it. Better than eating it raw.
True...
*Enjoyed 'iz birzday*
Wait what
'APPY BIRZDAAAY!!!
It's your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
YADHTRIB YPPAH
Happy birthday, Hiag!
*Cannot find this page.*
I could.
Yes.
Done.
Good job,
@Verdauga, you miss Teer, right?
Of course my dearest honey bun misses me.
Now he's gone and it's all your fault, to shame!
*is very ashamed and miserable*
All according to plan.
No, you should be ashamed! >:(
I am.
Oh
@Ebantu the Kararehe ;D
...PanopticEmu
07:19:46 AM
Viewing the topic The Wedding of Ebanok .
Fascinating. The poacher has good taste in entertainment.
@PanopticEmu, would you mind poaching a certain Taniwha for me?
That would be entertaining and then some.
^-^
Glad that makes you smile.
Mm. *posts*
Poor Pano.
...why?
*hands ebby a taniwha*
"You mean this taniwha?"
...no. And by poach, I mean kill.
*releases taniwha* "how many of these things are there?" *sneaks off to find another one*
-_-
*dances in front of Pano* I'm a taniwha. Possibly even the taniwha Eb's looking for.
*puts Ebby in a Pan...Oh wait...*
*takes Eb out of the pan* Meanie.
Thanks, Teer.
returns to Eb with a certain Karearea in a bag.
O.O
*slowly backs away, the colour draining from face*
Hey! You Meanie! Don't bag birds. Whatitiri might get annoyed.
Decent progress.
*shudders*
Why doest thou shudder?
well, Eb didn't want this one either. *lets Teer out of bag* My apologies, young lady. *ducks under the knife propelled at high speeds towards the eyes, and disappears*
*comes out of the bag uncertainly* How did I get in there in the first place? I don't remember being in a bag. Oh well. Poached anything lately, Pano? *sees a knife flying towards me and grabs it* Ouch, that's sharp. I should have caught it by the handle, not the blade.
Poached any eggs?
*looks around uncertainty*
Nah, I prefer scrambled or fried eggs. Shakshukka is nice, though.
I had some scrambled eggs for breakfast today.
Yum.
I keep forgetting to take the eggs when I poach the chickens
Ah, that's a shame. Next time you go poaching, tell me and I'll remind you.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 10, 2020, 03:31:08 AM
Now he's gone and it's all your fault, to shame!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is Teer'a fault again, 'cause I assure you it isn't.
*Hugs Teer.*
*hugs Verdauga and kisses his nose* I missed you.
*posts*
That's so boring, Book.
Sorry?
Correct response. You should, indeed, be sorry.
*Kisses Teer's forhead.*
I missed you too.
*smiles and leans into Verdauga, completely content*
Good. I'm very tired, but I have about four hundred words to write and a piano piece to master before I go to bed.
It is slightly late for you.
this is a post
This is another post.
This post has been edited
Alright. The piano piece isn't quite mastered, but I've done the word count and now I'm off to bed. Goodnight.
Sleep well
Will do.
I do hope you're telling the truth.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 10, 2020, 11:28:03 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 10, 2020, 03:31:08 AM
Now he's gone and it's all your fault, to shame!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is Teer'a fault again, 'cause I assure you it isn't.
*Hugs Teer.*
Sssshhhhhh
Hello, guys. How have y'all been?
Goodnight, Teer.
I've been fine.
That's good. Anything exciting happen recently?
Also,
Spoiler
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.WJS2Wa5dlntOhG8BZW0ROQHaDt?pid=Api&rs=1)
hey y'all
bye y'all
Aww. Bye!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 10, 2020, 04:09:59 PM
That's good. Anything exciting happen recently?
Also,
Spoiler
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.WJS2Wa5dlntOhG8BZW0ROQHaDt?pid=Api&rs=1)
Nothing in particular.
Rock does beat scissors.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 04:29:13 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 10, 2020, 04:14:10 PM
hey y'all
bye y'all
Why bye? :(
I merely had nothing more to say. (except I'm saying more now so I don't really know where that leaves me)
Ah. XD
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 10, 2020, 05:07:46 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 04:29:13 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 10, 2020, 04:14:10 PM
hey y'all
bye y'all
Why bye? :(
I merely had nothing more to say. (except I'm saying more now so I don't really know where that leaves me)
That leaves you in the cellars, where nobody has anything to say, and yet everybody keeps posting :laugh:
Yeah that's pretty accurate XD
:laugh:
Also, I love your signature, Ama.
Especially the "Potato" part.
Aw thanks! I feel like it is pretty accurate to my kind of humor (and to Rosie XD)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 05:15:12 PM
Especially the "Potato" part.
Yes. Same.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/99fcbc52c8df38865229579d83f74693/tenor.gif?itemid=5641252)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 05:10:53 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 10, 2020, 05:07:46 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 04:29:13 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 10, 2020, 04:14:10 PM
hey y'all
bye y'all
Why bye? :(
I merely had nothing more to say. (except I'm saying more now so I don't really know where that leaves me)
That leaves you in the cellars, where nobody has anything to say, and yet everybody keeps posting :laugh:
Especially on this thread. Other threads if you don't know what to post you just don't post, but that doesn't happen as much on this one. For me, anyway.
*Starts kicking around a soccer ball*
Keva, you may not realize what you've just done :laugh:
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 10, 2020, 05:26:13 PM
*Starts kicking around a soccer ball*
You mean a football.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 05:31:27 PM
Keva, you may not realize what you've just done :laugh:
Haha! *Passes to Kade*
Quote from: Booklover on June 10, 2020, 05:32:10 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 10, 2020, 05:26:13 PM
*Starts kicking around a soccer ball*
You mean a football.
You can call it what u wish ^-^
As you wish.
Isn't that a princess bride quote?
It is, though I'm not sure if she meant it as such.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 10, 2020, 05:34:42 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 05:31:27 PM
Keva, you may not realize what you've just done :laugh:
Haha! *Passes to Kade*
I got it, I got it! *Trips over the soccer ball.* I don't got it!
Yes, and I did mean it.
Quote from: Booklover on June 10, 2020, 05:42:21 PM
Yes, and I did mean it.
Ah, I see ;D
Oh no! It seems it is up to Booklover now to make the shot!
Huh?
*Makes a dramatic slide and kicks soccer ball*
*Has been socced.*
You aren't supposed to hit it with your face, Verdauga! Geez... *Chases the ball through the air as it flies towards the sidelines. Gets under it at the last second and headbutts it back towards Keva.* It's all up to you!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 06:23:53 PM
You aren't supposed to hit it with your face, Verdauga!
Now you tell me?
You'll know for next time, at least.
I might be gone for a while..
:(
*Stands in front of the goal*
*Tacklehugs Lass.* Not now you won't!
Ahh...Okay?...
Is half an hour (roughly) awhile?
I hope it is.
Yeah. We need Lass for CAHAPBAMP.
I could help out... but nah.
Waka Waka Waka.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 07:04:10 PM
I could help out... but nah.
They have it at -200... We need you, Kade. We need all of the Forum members. This isn't just war. This is a disgrace. They're mocking us.
No.
I'm count out.
Please. The mods cannot win.
Did anyone get my " I cannot find this page" joke?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 06:23:53 PM
You aren't supposed to hit it with your face, Verdauga! Geez... *Chases the ball through the air as it flies towards the sidelines. Gets under it at the last second and headbutts it back towards Keva.* It's all up to you!
*Gives it a hard kick* SCORE!!!!! *The crowd goes wild*
Woo.
:D *High fives everyone*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 10, 2020, 07:20:33 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 06:23:53 PM
You aren't supposed to hit it with your face, Verdauga! Geez... *Chases the ball through the air as it flies towards the sidelines. Gets under it at the last second and headbutts it back towards Keva.* It's all up to you!
*Gives it a hard kick* SCORE!!!!! *The crowd goes wild*
Nice follow-up Keva! We'll make it to the World Cup at this rate!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 10, 2020, 07:17:34 PM
No.
I'm count out.
Y'all are lame-os. (Except for you, Keva. That was a great goal) ^-^
I never started in the first place. I ain't got NO time for that :laugh:
B-but...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 07:40:44 PM
I never started in the first place. I ain't got NO time for that :laugh:
Never use no double negatives.
I never use no such things myself.
I ain't unsure of that.
I is.
I is pig.
. . . Me guessing that is a quote?
Yes.
Actually uzin' double negativez iz correct grammar.
You just have to understand what the outcome of the double negative is.
Mm-hmm.
Besiiiiides, what's proper is merely a construct that changes over time.
Yepetty-yep.
But time is an illusion.
Lunch doubly so. (Or something like that)
Lunchtime, but yes.
Ah. XD
*Posts*
Quote from: Booklover on June 10, 2020, 08:46:25 PM
But time is an illusion.
Well, the concept of time is a construct that people created in order to try and give definition to the world. It's not something that we really understand, but something we can see the effects of. Kinda like gravity. (though for both, we're definitely getting closer to understanding them)
Yeah.
It was a quote (as you probably know).
Yeah, I know ;D
:laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 03:15:29 PM
I do hope you're telling the truth.
I was telling the truth, but I didn't want to. I would have happily stayed up all night to hang out with you and, possibly to a larger extent, Verdauga.
*Runs in.*
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fe9%2Fbe%2F1f%2Fe9be1f81a71f54d3c1b0c227d84d2bd2.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
Teer!!
*face lights up with pure joy* Verdauga!!!
*whacks Seb with a spade*
*Pokes Teer with a frying pan* Oi!
Hey. *chases Seb with a pitchfork*
*Tacklehugs Shisteer.*
Sorry, but I had to catch up with you.
(Full name usage? What's with that? Hmm? :laugh:)
*Runs about*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 11, 2020, 12:33:05 AM
(Full name usage? What's with that? Hmm? :laugh:)
{I felt it flowed better with the verb.}
{Aha, I see.}
*Zree Pancakez fly by*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 11, 2020, 12:32:34 AM
*Tacklehugs Shisteer.*
Sorry, but I had to catch up with you.
Oof. No problem, Sweet.
It's not fair! You get to be on at the same time as your husband almost every day! :'(
That's not true. Even when he's on at the same time as me, it's generally brief visits.
Still.
You've spent more time with Kade tonight than I have with Verdauga all week.
Kade hasn't been on tonight!
Yes, he has.
Well, he left before I got on.
Oh. That's sad.
Probably.
Crêpe du chêne. Something like that.
Sounds good to me.
Even though it should be feuille du chêne?
Probably.
Strange how so many people on here would get that reference but I doubt any of my real life friends would.
Not really. This place seems to attract book loving nerds.
Probably helps that you, Lass and Ebby are likely to read a lot of the same books, and you got into Redwall because of Seb, and got him to read RA (unless it was the other way round, I'm not entirely sure).
Yeah, that's basically what happened. Before Seb messaged me, Redwall was on my list of books I'd like to read but will probably never get 'round to it. He had read the first RA book.
It would have been interesting to see what RA would have been like if Flanagan followed the "canon" of the first book.
You mean making it more fantasy?
Yep. If I remember correctly, The Ruins Of Gorlan world was pretty at home with magic and monsters, while The Outpost of Zimonja (maybe? Whichever one intro'd Malcolm) eluded to superstition rather than magic.
You mean Sorcerer in the North, I'm guessing. There's Emperor of Nihon-Ja, but that's book 10.
Actually, there is the Barrow-Wight thingy in Halt's Peril. But after the first book or two, that's the closest to fantasy that it gets.
And the barrow wights were pretty much excluded to superstition.
I do have mixed feelings on the lack of fantasy elements in RA.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 11, 2020, 04:17:46 PM
And the barrow wights were pretty much excluded to superstition.
Not quite. Unless it was just a random dream that Will had, it was real.
I feel like I remember that... What part was it in again? I almost think it could've been a dream. JF probably wanted it so that the readers could take it any way they wanted.
Halt's Peril.
For said book
When Will's going to get Malcolm, if I remember correctly.
Hmm... Right, right. I do remember it. Thanks.
That's alright.
So, how ya been? Read any good books recently? What was the last movie that you've seen?
Good. I'm rereading Narnia. Good Will Hunting. You?
That's... nutty.
Ze coconutz are in ze middle o' migration.
Faiyloe
05:39:17 PM
Viewing Faiyloe's profile.
:o
Yay! More old members!
Anozer auld member zhovz up again. Ach... Tiz ze zeazon!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 11, 2020, 12:49:29 PM
Yep. If I remember correctly, The Ruins Of Gorlan world was pretty at home with magic and monsters, while The Outpost of Zimonja (maybe? Whichever one intro'd Malcolm) eluded to superstition rather than magic.
That sounds interesting. Never heard of it before. Is it just one of the strange American names for the books or is it a separate book altogether?
*Facepalms*
No, no it isn't. Mind glitch actually.
Ah, see. It's alright.
*Eats a potato chip*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 11, 2020, 06:05:59 PM
Faiyloe
05:39:17 PM
Viewing Faiyloe's profile.
:o
;D
I may or may not be responsible for the return of this specific member... And I don't think she plans to really stay, anyway xD
That's sad. You should tell her that I told you to tell her that we would be really happy if she returned and actually posted something.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 11, 2020, 05:00:09 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 11, 2020, 08:11:34 AM
Well, he left before I got on.
You always get on so late!
The only mornings I can go on are Saturday mornings (NZ time)!
Unless you come to my house in the mornings.
Unlike you, I actually have schoolwork in the mornings. -_-
Schoolwork that would take you thirty minutes if you just knuckled down and did it.
Staring on Monday, I'll be doing live lessons for three hours a day (not on weekends), so you will probably see less of me. Though they're at a time when not many people are likely to be on, plus for some subjects that I don't need to pay attention to as much (maths and probably not much else, depending on how much work I have) I might have another tab open.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 07:40:22 AM
Schoolwork that would take you thirty minutes if you just knuckled down and did it.
Still, the rule is 'no un-schoolwork related screen time until after lunch'.
I guess there's no chance of claiming that anything to do with books or fanfiction is a project for English?
Not really. The Cellars doesn't really have anything to do with schoolwork, and that's where I want to be. :-\
Unfortunately.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 12, 2020, 07:46:04 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 07:40:22 AM
Schoolwork that would take you thirty minutes if you just knuckled down and did it.
Still, the rule is 'no un-schoolwork related screen time until after lunch'.
Ah, fair enough. (Are you allowed to write your story or does that not count as schoolwork related?)
Yes, that counts as schoolwork. That's what I was referring to, actually.
Ah, good. Glad to hear it. Have you got your word count up to date?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 05:09:46 AM
That's sad. You should tell her that I told you to tell her that we would be really happy if she returned and actually posted something.
Hi, I have just been lurking, but I have a lot more time on my hands so I was considering returning. It is amazing how many new member are here. I hardly know anyone anymore but from what I am seeing you all are very nice. Thanks for welcoming me back.
Yeeeees, my clan of siblings is returning! *cackles evily*
Indeed. Well done, Rosie. Now to get Tiny on here as well.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 02:27:54 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 05:09:46 AM
That's sad. You should tell her that I told you to tell her that we would be really happy if she returned and actually posted something.
Hi, I have just been lurking, but I have a lot more time on my hands so I was considering returning. It is amazing how many new member are here. I hardly know anyone anymore but from what I am seeing you all are very nice. Thanks for welcoming me back.
*is extremely happy* Welcome back! We are quite nice, most of the time. Be warned, though, that, when we are bad, we are
horrid. Thanks for coming back. You should teach Kade what a
real army of scary teddy bears looks like.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 02:27:54 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 05:09:46 AM
That's sad. You should tell her that I told you to tell her that we would be really happy if she returned and actually posted something.
Hi, I have just been lurking, but I have a lot more time on my hands so I was considering returning. It is amazing how many new member are here. I hardly know anyone anymore but from what I am seeing you all are very nice. Thanks for welcoming me back.
Ignore everything Teer says about how evil we are, only the ducks are evil, te est of us are wonderful, crazy, friendly, crazy, imteresting and crazy.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 03:13:28 PM
Indeed. Well done, Rosie. Now to get Tiny on here as well.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 02:27:54 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 05:09:46 AM
That's sad. You should tell her that I told you to tell her that we would be really happy if she returned and actually posted something.
Hi, I have just been lurking, but I have a lot more time on my hands so I was considering returning. It is amazing how many new member are here. I hardly know anyone anymore but from what I am seeing you all are very nice. Thanks for welcoming me back.
*is extremely happy* Welcome back! We are quite nice, most of the time. Be warned, though, that, when we are bad, we are horrid. Thanks for coming back. You should teach Kade what a real army of scary teddy bears looks like.
The life-sized Otterbadger plushie isn't an army, nor a teddy bear. Honestly, it's more of an SCP than anything else.
...a what? My brain doesn't function until eight o'clock in the morning.
A Specially Constructed Pyromancer. Isn't it obvious?
As I said:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 12, 2020, 08:28:10 PM
...a what? My brain doesn't function until eight o'clock in the morning.
Apparently, SCP stands for Special Containment Procedures, or something. Look it up, I know hardly anything.
SCP Foundation. SCP stands for Secure, Contain, Protect.
Look it up if you're interested (be warned, it can be pretty creepy), but basically they're a fictional organization responsible for locating and containing individuals, entities, locations, and objects that violate natural law. These things are known as SCPs and can be dangerous, though not always. Take SCP-2530 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2530) for instance, it's an abandoned factory with weird, creepy beings in it, but isn't really dangerous.
But then there's SCP-173 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173), probably the most well known SCP. This thing will murder ya in a heartbeat if you aren't careful.
So, yeah, the Otterbadger plushie is basically an SCP :laugh:
Oo, scary. It sounds a bit like the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who.
@Dotti May was silly enough to show me part of that episode just before we went to bed. :P
Or, as explained by some random person on a Discord server I'm on: it's just a website for user submitted horror fictions in a world where there's a secret government agency dedicated to concealing, capturing, and experimenting on monsters and supernatural objects with absolutely zero morals. Old stuff is decent, most new stuff is garbage.
I mean, yeah. I don't really follow it that closely, but that's basically it. It's a community written thing, were the SCP's and tales surrounding them are written by tons of different people.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 12, 2020, 09:32:32 PM
Oo, scary. It sounds a bit like the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who. @Dotti May was silly enough to show me part of that episode just before we went to bed. :P
Yeah, it functions much in the same way as the Weeping Angels. They would be an SCP if they were in that "universe" :laugh:
Blah, blah, blah.
Quote from: Booklover on June 12, 2020, 04:08:20 PM
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 05:09:46 AM
That's sad. You should tell her that I told you to tell her that we would be really happy if she returned and actually posted something.
Hi, I have just been lurking, but I have a lot more time on my hands so I was considering returning. It is amazing how many new member are here. I hardly know anyone anymore but from what I am seeing you all are very nice. Thanks for welcoming me back.
Ignore everything Teer says about how evil we are, only the ducks are evil, te est of us are wonderful, crazy, friendly, crazy, imteresting and crazy.
That's specist.
It's because Booklover is secretly evil.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 02:27:54 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 05:09:46 AM
That's sad. You should tell her that I told you to tell her that we would be really happy if she returned and actually posted something.
Hi, I have just been lurking, but I have a lot more time on my hands so I was considering returning. It is amazing how many new member are here. I hardly know anyone anymore but from what I am seeing you all are very nice. Thanks for welcoming me back.
Welcome back, comrade. I assume you serve the soviet onion?
... Why do you assume that?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 13, 2020, 01:52:32 AM
Quote from: Booklover on June 12, 2020, 04:08:20 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 02:27:54 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 05:09:46 AM
That's sad. You should tell her that I told you to tell her that we would be really happy if she returned and actually posted something.
Hi, I have just been lurking, but I have a lot more time on my hands so I was considering returning. It is amazing how many new member are here. I hardly know anyone anymore but from what I am seeing you all are very nice. Thanks for welcoming me back.
Ignore everything Teer says about how evil we are, only the ducks are evil, te est of us are wonderful, crazy, friendly, crazy, imteresting and crazy.
That's specist.
All birds are evil, they are always watching us...
...plus they sometimes bomb us with their droppings...
All birds except Hoiho. He was a darling.
Agreed,
Not all birds are evil...
Mosquitos on the other hand...
Yes, mosquitoes are all evil. (Though male mosquitoes don't bite)
Did you know that mosquitoes sometimes bite leaves, then the leaves swell up?
Nope. Nee Zealand mosquitoes are less ferocious than other mosquito ethnicities.
California mosquitoes in the summer are the worst...
Once, my face was so dotted with bites, it looked like I had some sort of disease.
That's happened to me, but the only itched for a while. Then they just looked terrible.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 13, 2020, 04:47:50 AM
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 05:09:46 AM
That's sad. You should tell her that I told you to tell her that we would be really happy if she returned and actually posted something.
Hi, I have just been lurking, but I have a lot more time on my hands so I was considering returning. It is amazing how many new member are here. I hardly know anyone anymore but from what I am seeing you all are very nice. Thanks for welcoming me back.
Ignore everything Teer says about how evil we are, only the ducks are evil, te est of us are wonderful, crazy, friendly, crazy, imteresting and crazy.
That's specist.
All birds are evil, they are always watching us...
...plus they sometimes bomb us with their droppings...
*throws a fork at Wortshire*
Lass, please stop.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 13, 2020, 05:10:14 AM
California mosquitoes in the summer are the worst...
Once, my face was so dotted with bites, it looked like I had some sort of disease.
Absolutely not true! They may be annoying but they don't carry deadly diseases which some mosquitoes in other parts of the world do carry soo...
Ah, so your mosquitoes are relatively tame too? That's good to know.
They are soooo annoying though. It's likw they disappear. When you think you got a good shot at clapping one it would just disappear and the noise they make is gross BZZZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZZBZBBZBZBBZBZBZBBZZZZZZZZPZZZZZZZZ
Mhmm. The worst part about the noise is the high pitch of it. *shudders*
Fire is good for mosquitos. Just hold a lighter up to them, and they become fireflies.
Hah! My reaction when I kill one is like HAHA YES DIE TRASH!
My reaction when I kill one is more along the lines of: "Why can't you die tidily?"
i want to die
D:
No! That's my job!
If you need anything, let us know.
Our mosquitoes aren't that bad. I rarely see them.
That's presumably because England doesn't get enough sunshine for them to grow.
It's actually sunny at the moment.
That's nice. Why aren't you outside, enjoying it?
Because I'm reading.
Get off your screen, take your book outside if you really have to and enjoy the sunshine.
Who said it was a physical book, or a book at all?
Booklover, I don't really care. Look after yourself and stop wasting such an amazing and rare opportunity to get some sunshine.
Okay.
Good fish. I'm going to do some writing.
(Sorry for shortening okay.)
I will forgive you, eventually.
Would editing it help?
Yes. Well done. I feel that I can sleep comfortably now. Speaking of which, I'm going to bed. Publishing a chapter makes up for not writing on my day off. Goodnight.
Goodnight. *resolves to read that chapter (and anything else you've publishes) as soon as I finish everything else I want to read*
So... you'll read it in about seventy or so years? I look forward to it.
As do I.
I suppose I shouldn't stay up for it. Finishing everything else that you want to read could take a while, even if you are a fast reader.
It could take a while, yes.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 13, 2020, 10:25:06 AM
That's presumably because England doesn't get enough sunshine for them to grow.
Mosquitoes, need stagnant water to breed...
I know.
On another note, the twenty-two thousand, two hundred and twenty-twooth word in my story is Many.
17 Guests, 3 Users (1 Hidden)
Pretty fascinating, huh? Do you know who it is?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 14, 2020, 01:46:06 AM
I know.
On another note, the twenty-two thousand, two hundred and twenty-twooth word in my story is Many.
Wouldn't it be second instead of twooth?
In theory, yes, but I like the sound of twooth better.
Fair enough.
Indeed.
Quite.
Quite is a rather useful word, actually.
Quite is indeed quite useful.
Quite.
Quiet.
Wow, rude, much.
Really?
Yes.
Sure?
Alrighty then.
Why not lefty?
Because I said.
Right.
Indeed.
:laugh:
Edit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This freaks me out:
Ebantu the Kararehe (+ 1 Hidden) and 5 Guests are viewing this board.
Oooh, fascinating. I wonder who it could be? (It definitely wasn't me. *grins broadly*)
No, because whoever it is is still there: Ebantu the Kararehe, shisteer of nothing much (+ 1 Hidden) and 4 Guests are viewing this board
I know who it is.
Tell me.
Are you sure you want to know?
Nevermind, I know.
Ah, good. Are you pleased?
Pleased? I guess...hang on, I might not know. Who is it?
Tsukuyomi. Otherwise know as Sierra, the great and powerful former admin who is largely responsible for the awesomeness of this forum.
Ah, see. Cool!
Mhmm. How are you?
Pretty well, thanks. You?
Yeah, I'm happy.
That's good.
My imagination is not working, though, which is incredibly frustrating as I'm a thousand words behind as it is.
Ee, that's no fun. :-\
It's probably because my hands are cold. I'll have some peppermint tea and everything will be as it should be.
What about now? Have you written as much as you need to?
Nope.
Ah. Should I do my best not to distract you, then?
Eh. My imagination isn't working anyway and Moa won't be quiet.
Plus I had the important business of school.
Past tense? How did it go?
Alright. I have maths in half an hour, and then that's it for the day. Well, and my violin lesson this afternoon.
Oooh, violin lesson. Sounds like fun. I had mine this morning.
Did it go okay?
Yeah, it was heaps of fun. My full size violin is giving us trouble so I'm still playing on the 3/4, but it's good. This lesson was mostly sight reading.
I'm good at sight reading (mostly because it's basically sight reading when I haven't practiced for ages).
I'm improving at sight-reading.
I've written about two hundred words in an hour. What is wrong with me today? *leans head back in despair*
You've gotten out of the mood of your story. Same reason why MDG is going nowhere.
At least, that's my belief.
Maybe, but I don't want to accept that. I need to fight it and kill whatever it is that's stopping me from writing.
. . . *Shrugs.* With Fire?
Hmmm... I'm not sure how I could incorporate that into my story. It could be done, certainly.
Yeah. I'm trying to figure out which of the scenes in my worlds I should write down. My problem is that I'm horrible at describing things.
I can describe things when I'm in a describing mood, but I'm normally not. I've been trying to improve my descriptions, which means i have the occasional lengthy description and then the rest of the story is just dialogue and action. It's really not good.
At least you can describe action pretty well.
I think I generally end up with too much dialogue and not enough description.
Quote from: Booklover on June 15, 2020, 01:15:05 PM
I think I generally end up with too much dialogue and not enough description.
No kidding. I struggle with cutting off dialogue.
Speaking of, have you posted a fanfic or other work here, Booklovee?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 15, 2020, 01:13:51 PM
At least you can describe action pretty well.
Well, not really. My characters are almost constantly talking and they're just doing stuff while they talk. When I have them doing action without talking, it's normally described as
'They continued killing people for several minutes before so-and-so did something-a-rather.
"Oof, that was unpleasant."
So-and-so laughed cruelly and repeated the movement.' and then it's back to talking again.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 15, 2020, 01:17:03 PM
Quote from: Booklover on June 15, 2020, 01:15:05 PM
I think I generally end up with too much dialogue and not enough description.
No kidding. I struggle with cutting off dialogue.
Speaking of, have you posted a fanfic or other work here, Booklovee?
No. You'll have to wait until I write a half-decent one.
If I waited that long for my own stuff, I wouldn't post any :D
But your stuff is amazing!
Maaaaaayyybbee. I'm not a fan of the dialogue in MDG, and I felt I had too-rushed and simultaneously too little action in my "cold-war -style" stories.
Quote from: Booklover on June 15, 2020, 01:47:42 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 15, 2020, 01:17:03 PM
Quote from: Booklover on June 15, 2020, 01:15:05 PM
I think I generally end up with too much dialogue and not enough description.
No kidding. I struggle with cutting off dialogue.
Speaking of, have you posted a fanfic or other work here, Booklovee?
No. You'll have to wait until I write a half-decent one.
Book, most authors don't consider their work half decent. If authors let their own opinions of their own work hold them back, there would be very few books in this world.
Which would be a very sad thing.
SO POST YOUR STORIES.
One day, I promise.
<.<
c_c
That's all I can ask.
You never actually asked anything.
'Twas implied. I can't really force you to do anything. I phrased it as a command to . . . Exhort you. . . To post it.
I see...
Internal Chaos?
Quote from: Booklover on June 15, 2020, 01:15:05 PM
I think I generally end up with too much dialogue and not enough description.
Same here. :P
And here.
My story is bad, unless your standards are abysmally low.
Your story is probably better than mine.
I bet both y'all's stories are great. Maybe just in different ways.
Hmmm... I won't argue with authority.
Shoot, Corn is athourity?
*bows to the almighty moderator*
Corn is, indeed, authority.
One-Eye the wildcat
04:09:47 AM
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>_>
<_<
You saw nothing.
One-Eye the wildcat
04:25:34 AM
Viewing Scott McLamok's profile.
*yawns*
...
...
...
...
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/jxETRYAi2KReel7pqy/giphy.gif)
I don't believe that gif is real. :laugh:
Believe.
17 Guests, 2 Users (1 Hidden)
Please reveal yourself! *Puppy eyes*
Do you not know who it is?
Apparently it's the-one-who-has-had-at-least-three-usernames.
It could also be someone posting in anonymousitiy.
Quote from: Booklover on June 16, 2020, 08:42:52 AM
Apparently it's the-one-who-has-had-at-least-three-usernames.
Four.
That's why I said at least three.
Alright.
How are you?
I'm well, thanks. Currently writing, which is why I may be slow to reply.
Eh, you're fine :)
Ah, good.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/722574960366977114/unknown.png)
We have a spy among us. Treachery, I say! Who could it be...?
Sierra.
Drat. And that is why you reread old posts before you post things. XD I just found out two seconds before you told me, but thanks. :)
HAH. :D Sorry, buddy.
Lol, thanks. ^-^ How ya been?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2020, 11:17:06 PM
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We have a spy among us. Treachery, I say! Who could it be...?
Oi! Why aren't I on there? D:
You weren't on at the time. :P
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2020, 11:29:08 PM
Lol, thanks. ^-^ How ya been?
I've been doing pretty well. Kinda scared for my brother.
Lass, you might not have loggd in yet.
I hardly ever log out :P
Quote from: Verdauga on June 16, 2020, 11:36:26 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2020, 11:29:08 PM
Lol, thanks. ^-^ How ya been?
I've been doing pretty well. Kinda scared for my brother.
I bet. Have things gotten a lot worse over there? I'll try to remember keeping him in my prayers.
.
.
.
O.O
Goodness...
Yeah. Hence why I'm praying that this unrest dies down.
Heh, and we're told to stay 6 feet apart...
Wowie...
Yep, yep.
I wish him luck.
So... How has everyone else been?
Quite well, thank you.
Me too.
I'll certainly pray for your brother, Verdauga. (I was debating whether or not to say my brother, but I probably shouldn't subject the poor man to being my sibling when he doesn't even know me)
Probably a good idea. :laugh:
I mean, I still claim him as a sibling, but not when we're discussing things seriously.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2020, 11:17:06 PM
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We have a spy among us. Treachery, I say! Who could it be...?
That was the third time someone asked that. Well, and at least once in the past, but within the past few days, the third time.
Yeah, some beasts don't read over previous posts, apparently.
Also, good morning, to you.
Good evening, to you.
Thanks. Had a good sleep?
*poofs in* What's up, fellas? How's-
...
Aaaaand...I'm alone
...again...
Thowy.
Pardon?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 17, 2020, 06:35:26 AM
Me too.
I'll certainly pray for your brother, Verdauga. (I was debating whether or not to say my brother, but I probably shouldn't subject the poor man to being my sibling when he doesn't even know me)
Thanks, Teer. (I'll tell him he has another sister when he gets back ;) I'm sure he'll be ecstatic. )
No problem. (Ooh, yes. I'd love to meet him, over the internet. I could even potentially send him some baking by way of giving you the recipe to make for him)
He's been thinking about joining as a Cellarsbeast, actually.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 11:46:09 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 17, 2020, 06:35:26 AM
Me too.
I'll certainly pray for your brother, Verdauga. (I was debating whether or not to say my brother, but I probably shouldn't subject the poor man to being my sibling when he doesn't even know me)
Thanks, Teer. (I'll tell him he has another sister when he gets back ;) I'm sure he'll be ecstatic. )
That is absolutely adorable, maybe even as adorable as Teer calling you dearest in real life
She does?! I've failed you, darling! I only call you Teer!
She does, she always has a dreamy smile on her face everytime somebeast mentions your name (No joke, she actually does these things XD)
*Dies from overexposure to adorable*
*uses bloodbending to make Verdie's heart start again, thus reviving him* Would you stop doing that? You'll upset Teer!
I CAN'T HELP IT IT'S TOO AMAZING!
The point is, you two are so cute!
No.
Teer is. I do NOT deserve her.
She'd probably say the same about you.
And she'd be right.
She totally deserves better.
I have hiccups.
Just doing this to cause some commotion...
Spoiler
Corndauga
*le sigh*
I agree.
You do?
No, but I wanted to be nice :laugh:
Also, someone is hiding their account while browsing the forum -_-
And Corn was recently recommended to do just that... hmmm....
.
.
.
Oh? Is that so? Hmmm....
Phew! Glad that was settled without any drama
Seeeeecrets.
Haha, bet there was no drama, you just want to get everybeast curious
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 08:57:28 PM
Seeeeecrets.
Isn't it a secret that it's a secret secret, though?
Depends on whether people actually think that there is a secret or not. :laugh:
Reading back through this thread, you are full of empty threats, Kade. :laugh:
Did I threaten anyone?
Yes. Pages 220-230 ish.
Hmmm, I don't recall.
I'm sensing some post editing.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/233a035e4d0298fa3ded821dcb9ad7e8/tenor.gif?itemid=5325355)
How perceptive you are.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/32d2a2d024675201eae83fa76ff97a46/tumblr_p1o3w243JO1qfy2kdo1_540.gif)
Okay, I'm not sure how that one applies to the current situation but hey!
(I'm letting you know how I got so perceptive. ^-^)
Ah, see.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 17, 2020, 12:52:09 PM
She does, she always has a dreamy smile on her face everytime somebeast mentions your name (No joke, she actually does these things XD)
Gah, you have betrayed me! Why?
*Kisses Teer on the nose.* Because it's awesome. And undeserved.
*smiles* It's entirely deserved, dearest. You're a wonderful husband.
Wholesome.
Ach...
Why?
Nevermind. Nothing of your concern. *continues hanging up the washing*
Teer?
Yes?
*tackles hugs* I warned you! You're fair game! ;D
That's wonderful.
No, it really isn't. She tipped the wash basket over.
Oh dear.
My thoughts exactly.
Great minds think alike. Does that mean apprentices can't have great minds?
Of course, the completion of the phrase is "... and fools seldom differ."
. . .
*Shrugs*
Make of that what you will.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 10:42:37 PM
I'm sensing some post editing.
Nah. WAY too much trouble. I didn't even go back and look to see what my supposed threats were :laugh:
Heh.
You threatened to end my soul. It was quite funny.
Ah... Way back there?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 10:07:59 PM
You threatened to end my soul. It was quite funny.
Ah. Well, I can still follow through, if you like.
*point sword at Kade* Leave my sister alone, or suffer for it.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/6d1d08c27879bdb84fc200c2d6200546/tenor.gif?itemid=4938709)
What he said.
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 18, 2020, 10:13:40 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 10:07:59 PM
You threatened to end my soul. It was quite funny.
Ah. Well, I can still follow through, if you like.
Thank you so much for the kind offer, Boss, but I think I'll decline it, if you don't mind.
Wow, wait... Boss?
... You heard nothing.
*Le gasp*
I have a spade. *holds up paw* No, wait. That's Rubbadub. Nevermind.
(http://i2.dealtwith.it/i/n/1264fbe8a363faa129b7d763dca1df79/shock.gif)
Did you just watch that movie or something?
XD
He's my temporary persona, so...
*le sigh*
How so?
Boys!
Why, thank you. I think highly of you, too. ^-^
Good to know. I was calling you in for lunch, by the way.
Oh! Goodie goodie!
Indeed. Wash your paws.
*Looks down at them* But they're clean!
*snorts* Just do as you're told.
*Grumbles* Yes, marm. *Washes paws with water*
Don't forget to use soap.
*Looks down at paws* *Runs back* *Washes them with soap* *Runs back, water dripping from paws* Now?
Dry them.
*Looks down at paws* *Runs back* *Dries them* *Runs back* *Grins* Now?
Your fingernails are filthy, but I suppose I can let that pass, as you'll be eating with a knife and fork and won't even be touching your food anyway. Sit down. *puts a plateful of pancakes on the table*
Yum! An odd thing to eat for dinner, but I'm not complaining. *Pulls out Teer's chair for her to sit in, then plops down by the table*
It's lunch, not dinner.
Mm. *Begins piling on pancakes*
Just take a moderate amount and come back for more if you're still hungry.
*Stabs a pancake and begins to eat it whole*
*rolls eyes and begins doing the dishes*
*helps*
*Finishes eating and then clears off the table*
Thank you.
Guest
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Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
Guest
12:25:29 AM
Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
Guest
12:25:24 AM
Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
Guest
12:25:19 AM
Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
Guest
12:25:19 AM
Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
Ahhh...
:o :o :o
Wow, you're popular. There are a lot of guests with excellent tastes.
XD What she said. It's funny how people will all just rush over to a topic, then back away quick-like.
I don't really notice that happening much.
Well, I'm not sure if it happens *too* often, but when I had gone over to Lass' art topic, all of the guests had disappeared like smoke.
Guests are fickle beings.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 10:07:59 PM
You threatened to end my soul. It was quite funny.
I was referring to what he threatened
me with (he didn't actually clarify exactly what, but he gave plenty of scary hints at pain), but whatever.
Oh, true. That was also quite funny.
Haha?
Glad I'm not the only one to be amused.
I was fairly terrified.
*pats Eb comfortably* You're easily spooked.
I was (rightly) scared for my health! (also, comfortably?)
Yes, comfortably. I am perfectly comfortable in my own selfishness.
What a horrible utterance to mutter(ance).
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 01:04:55 AM
Wow, you're popular. There are a lot of guests with excellent tastes.
*splutters*
*Pats Lass on the back*
*gives Lass a glass of water*
Deep breaths...
*begins expounding the wonderfulness of Lass' art*
Why are my jokes always ignored? They're awesome.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 04:24:05 AM
*gives Lass a glass of water*
Thanks.
*starts water bending the water around, making a drawing of a handsome squirrel in the air with the water, then, seeing that other beast are around quickly stops, blushing*
That looks suspiciously like a very specific squirrel.
*blushes deeper and waterbends the water into Kade's ears* Shh!
My brains done got waterlogged now.
You had brains!?!? :o
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 05:59:41 AM
Why are my jokes always ignored? They're awesome.
They are awesome, but I have the repeated misfortune of arriving too late to respond.
See, this is what you get for having a life. ;D
What art thou speaking of? I have absolutely no life at all. For realziez, fam.
Well, you waste your lack of a life on other things. ;D
(https://i.imgflip.com/1zfav7.jpg)
Waste your life better, Russa! >:(
Yeah, play video games at least!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 06:38:27 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 05:59:41 AM
Why are my jokes always ignored? They're awesome.
They are awesome, but I have the repeated misfortune of arriving too late to respond.
*Hugs Russa.* Thank you for your support, friend ^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on June 19, 2020, 07:10:32 AM
Waste your life better, Russa! >:(
I shall try.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 07:16:21 AM
Yeah, play video games at least!
Hmm...I have been playing some Minecraft lately.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 07:16:21 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 06:38:27 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 05:59:41 AM
Why are my jokes always ignored? They're awesome.
They are awesome, but I have the repeated misfortune of arriving too late to respond.
*Hugs Russa.* Thank you for your support, friend ^-^
Anytime, my dude.
Ah, been playing on Rosie's server? I need to hop on next time she has it up.
Sheevie has, but I only have the pocket edition on my kindle. Three of my younger siblings usually join me, though. We're makin' a town thingy.
Ah, still, that's cool. *Give thumbs up.*
It'd be neat if you get to join Rosie's server at some point as well though :laugh:
Yeah, it would. If I can get my laptop working again, it's a possibility. If I can't, maybe I can borrow Sheev's account. ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 07:39:48 AM
Sheevie has, but I only have the pocket edition on my kindle. Three of my younger siblings usually join me, though. We're makin' a town thingy.
HAVE THEY READ REDWALL??!??
Sadly, no. They're...not into books. -_-
Read it to them.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 08:32:33 AM
Sadly, no. They're...not into books. -_-
You have been neglecting your duties as an older sibling. You must teach them the glories of reading!
What Book said.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 07:28:58 AM
Ah, been playing on Rosie's server? I need to hop on next time she has it up.
Same.
That would be fun.
Timezones can be annoying in that respect.
Timezones can also be wonderful, if you're trying to avoid somebeast.
Who are you trying to avoid?
Seb or Kade, most likely
*Eats the fruit duck.*
Why?
'Cause he was being rude.
*Slices way out of Kade.*
*Flexes wounds shut.*
I don't think that's how bleeding works. . . ?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:18:44 PM
'Cause he was being rude.
So not because you've finally realised that ducks are bloodthirsty little beasts.
Nah :laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on June 19, 2020, 04:32:08 PM
I don't think that's how bleeding works. . . ?
I flexed my muscles so hard that they closed the wounds.
*munches popcorn* this is interesting.
Isn't it, though?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 04:35:42 PM
*munches popcorn* this is interesting.
There are many interesting things.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 08:32:33 AM
Sadly, no. They're...not into books. -_-
*gasps* You have failed them as an older sister! {You're fine, just joking}
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 08:32:33 AM
Sadly, no. They're...not into books. -_-
Not surprised.
We live in an age were toddlers are already using phones for visual entertainment...
I
really need to go to a library...
Or I could just use Project Gutenberg to read books that are in public domain...
I've been reading Maurice Leblanc stories...
It's happened since I was a toddler. I was always just read to. (That's mostly how I learnt to read, actually. By dad reading to me and putting his finger under the words as he said them. It was fun.)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 19, 2020, 06:02:28 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 08:32:33 AM
Sadly, no. They're...not into books. -_-
Not surprised.
We live in an age were toddlers are already using phones for visual entertainment...
I really need to go to a library...
Or I could just use Project Gutenberg to read books that are in public domain...
I've been reading Maurice Leblanc stories...
My local librarby opened up this month, but I cannot use it under my circumstances. That, and I abhor most every work of fiction in there.
That's a shame. Do they have Redwall?
They at least had Doomwyte, and the system has most (if not all) of the books. Thank goodness for that, but I don't know if the rest of the system is open.
Ah, okay.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 19, 2020, 06:02:28 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 08:32:33 AM
Sadly, no. They're...not into books. -_-
Not surprised.
We live in an age were toddlers are already using phones for visual entertainment...
I really need to go to a library...
Or I could just use Project Gutenberg to read books that are in public domain...
I've been reading Maurice Leblanc stories...
Ach...
Probably me/Scott/both. Because of the whole Corndauga thing.
...No. I like spending time with you.
Maybe it's someone whose name actually is 'Classified'.
Stop speculating on my enemies. They don't appreciate it.
They're your enemies. Surely you don't care that much for their wellbeing?
But what if they're not my enemies?
You just said they were.
No, I implied they were. There's a difference.
So, are they, or are they not?
Not telling. *sticks tongue out at Booklover*
Am I one of them?
No.
Is that a good thing?
Presumably, depending or not you know how much of a horrible person I am.
You don't seem horrible.
Things are not always as they seem.
*wacks Teer*
Wanna see nonredwall art?
Yes.
Spoiler
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Quote from: lass of something much on June 20, 2020, 12:12:03 PM
Spoiler
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Oooh, that's pretty!
Agreed.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 20, 2020, 12:12:03 PM
Spoiler
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Aww, that's cute.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:33:07 AM
...No. I like spending time with you.
I was going to give you a hug, but the hesitation there before speaking makes me suspicious. <_<
At least you weren't suspicious of me.
^-^
>:D
That gave me the giggles :P
Why?
Okay.
I didn't laugh. It wasn't humour for me.
Humor is what Americans find funny, humour is what everyone else finds funny.
Except you, apparently -_-
Quote from: Booklover on June 20, 2020, 05:19:54 PM
Humor is what Americans find funny, humour is what everyone else finds funny.
Exactly.
Quote from: Booklover on June 20, 2020, 05:19:54 PM
Humor is what Americans find funny, humour is what everyone else finds funny.
So, the correct way, vs the incorrect way. ;D (We are obviously the former)
You are the latter, actually.
Heh.
*Claps*
Quote from: Booklover on June 20, 2020, 05:44:45 PM
You are the latter, actually.
This is my steplatter.
I never knew my real latter.
Reminds me of The Santa Clause, at the beginning.
Lol.
Have you watched The Santa Clause?
Not sure... What does it look like?
A legal contract for elves.
It's the one where somebody becomes Santa by making the previous Santa fall off his roof.
That is a terrible explanation.
*Elf (while pushing Santa off the roof.)*
Merry CHRISTMAS!!
XD I don't think I have. Sounds imteresting, though.
But completely the wrong time of year for watching it, although Christmas movies are good enough to be watched at any time of the year.
Have any of y'all seen Klaus?
I'm assuming you don't mean the character from ASOUE?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 05:34:50 PM
Quote from: Booklover on June 20, 2020, 05:19:54 PM
Humor is what Americans find funny, humour is what everyone else finds funny.
So, the correct way, vs the incorrect way. ;D (We are obviously the former)
No.
Agree to disagree?
Quote from: Booklover on June 20, 2020, 06:40:16 PM
I'm assuming you don't mean the character from ASOUE?
Yeah, nah.
(https://cdn.flickeringmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Klaus-1-600x889-1.jpg)
I don't recognise it.
Nor do I.
Quote from: Booklover on June 20, 2020, 06:11:08 PM
It's the one where somebody becomes Santa by making the previous Santa fall off his roof.
That is a terrible explanation.
Only the strong are allowed the title of "Santa".
Granted it's been a while since I've seen any of the Santa Clause movies, but I thought the role of Santa got passed on through people who saw Santa..... I feel like I'm wrong though.
???
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 21, 2020, 12:33:26 AM
Granted it's been a while since I've seen any of the Santa Clause movies, but I thought the role of Santa got passed on through people who saw Santa..... I feel like I'm wrong though.
You have to put on the Santa jacket.
SO, basically, if you want to be Santa, you have to murder the current one and steal his jacket >_>
Finally! I haven't had a bucket list in so long!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 02:11:54 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:33:07 AM
...No. I like spending time with you.
I was going to give you a hug, but the hesitation there before speaking makes me suspicious. <_<
*groans* Please, no more suspicions.
YOU COULD HAVE LEFT IT ALONE, BUT NOOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO BRING IT BACK UP!
^-^
Normally I'd try to protect you but you're on your own now.
:'(
I have to say, the emoji response is uncharacyeristically amusing.
I'm glad you think so. :laugh: I don't usually use just emojis. Teer will kill me.
I use emojis all the time when I'm PMing her. . . c_c
Oh, I use them too, but not usually just emojis.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 21, 2020, 02:19:42 AM
I use emojis all the time when I'm PMing her. . . c_c
XD
It's fine when
you do it.
Oh. Yeah, I feel too serious when I'm not using emojis.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 21, 2020, 02:21:36 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 21, 2020, 02:19:42 AM
I use emojis all the time when I'm PMing her. . . c_c
XD
It's fine when you do it.
HAH. Still, I like to stay on her good side.
Mm, same.
In two replies this will switch to a new page for me.
Why did you change the posts per page number? Just out of curiosity.
No matter what Kade says (>.>) I did it because I wanted to explore the different features of the forum, it posted more replies per page, so I didn't have to load pages as often (internet thing), and lastly because I have a "free-spin wheel" gaming mouse that could zip to the top and bottom of the page in a snap.
Heh. I see.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 02:10:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 02:11:54 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:33:07 AM
...No. I like spending time with you.
I was going to give you a hug, but the hesitation there before speaking makes me suspicious. <_<
*groans* Please, no more suspicions.
She brought this on herself for acting in a suspicious manner.
-_-
Well, good evening everybeast
Good morning.
Thanks. It's been a good day, for me. How was your sleep?
Good. Had a weird dream (that I can't remember, so don't ask about it).
Ooh, what was it about?
Quote from: Booklover on June 21, 2020, 10:12:16 AM
Good. Had a weird dream (that I can't remember, so don't ask about it).
I'm in a contrary mood.
Prove it.
Meh. I need to write.
I will distract you no longer, then.
You're not really adding or taking away any writing time. If I don't talk to you, I'll find other ways of distraction when I need a break.
How is your writing going?
Pretty well. It is going, so that's always a plus. Current word count is 35566.
That's good.
Yep. I should probably get back to it.
*Looks around confused.*
Everything alright?
*Dashes away.*
Alright, then. Goodnight.
*Is dashed into.*
Hello, Verdauga. Sleep well?
Yes indeed. Even got some "drawing" done yesterday. How was your day?
It was great. I spent the day at Eb's house, after church, then cake back and got some writing done.
Cake. Mmmmm....
The cake is a lie.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 21, 2020, 01:36:12 PM
It was great. I spent the day at Eb's house, after church, then cake back and got some writing done.
...I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. I'm sure it made sense a few minutes ago.
Eh. I got the point.
Yeah, well, I didn't.
Came, maybe?
Wrongo, friendo.
Ahem, I have a PUBLIC announcement to make:
KADE IS MY FRIEND AND I ENJOY HIS COMPANY. I AM NOT TRYING TO AVOID HIM.
There, happy?
*Hugs Teer.* Quite so ^_^
*hugs Kade* Good.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 21, 2020, 02:04:23 PM
Ahem, I have a PUBLIC announcement to make:
KADE IS MY FRIEND AND I ENJOY HIS COMPANY. I AM NOT TRYING TO AVOID HIM.
There, happy?
Okay.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 21, 2020, 01:32:31 PM
Yes indeed. Even got some "drawing" done yesterday. How was your day?
SHOW MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hardly worth the while. the lines are faint, and the papre is dominated by a picture of the American flag, and it's a close up of an anime/cartoon OC from someone's youtube channel.
*dashes into topic, grabs violin and runs out again*
Must be late for a concert. *explodes*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 21, 2020, 04:14:28 PM
Hardly worth the while. the lines are faint, You can just trace over it with a ink pen... and the papre is dominated by a picture of the American flag, and it's a close up of an anime/cartoon OC from someone's youtube channel.
Show it! I'm sure it's great!
Mehbbe. I had trouble placing the eyes and not making him look unhinged.
If he looks hinged, just own it and male it look like you were trying to draw a fancy container.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2020, 11:50:39 PM
Must be late for a concert. *explodes*
Teer...doesn't do concerts. *heals Kade*
Unfortunately. As for healing him, there's no need. He just has a bad case of flatulence.
False.
False.
FALSE.
False.
FALSE.
False.
FALSE.
.....FALSE...
Correct.
Sure.
>.>
<.<
Heh. That was a fun argument, especially because I won.
False.
James Gryphon
08:47:18 AM
Viewing Skyblade's profile.
:o
Welcome back,
@James Gryphon!
:o
True or false: this sentence is false.
Oh dear.
(//)I'm not part of this argument anymore...
It's not an argument, it's a debate.
This debate then.
Please may you stop writing small, as it's quite annoying?
Yeah, and when the topic is locked...
...which will hopefully be soon.
On mobile, it's easy to zoom in, so usually I'm fine. It's just that even that's slightly annoying.
Quote from: Booklover on June 22, 2020, 09:36:28 AM
True or false: this sentence is false.
Booklover, no. Bad. Sit.
*stands up* Why?
Nevermind. Let's go.
Go where?
On a mission.
To do what?
Nobeast knows until we get there.
I see.
Good. Are you coming?
Maybe.
Too late now. I'm going to bed.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
*Completes mission while nobeast is looking.* Whew, that was tough!
I found it quite easy, actually.
Yeah, 'cause you didn't do anything! Nyeh!
You just didn't notice me doing anything.
I saw you. You were reading the entire time.
I wasn't, actually.
I saw you though.
You must have been mistaken.
no u
na
No.
^-^
*Pokes head into topic*
*Throws breadsticks at Seb.*
*Catches one* Mm. Thanks. *Munches on it* *Pulls out can of peaches and throws them at Kade*
Is this a food fight without really fighting?
*Swallows can whole.*
It wasn't intended to be, buuuuut...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xdnytp8742kg0/giphy.gif)
We're the knights of the round table,
We dance when e'er we're able!
We do routines,
and chorus scenes,
and foot work impeccable!
We dance while here in Camelot!
We eat have and jam and spam a lot!
*Begins dancing around the round table*
*sits at the corner of the table* I say I can do it, so I can do it.
*Sits at the head of the table* Now, I called you all here on a matter of great importance.
*Leaves.*
*Sips coffee* Now that the peasantry is out of the way...
*Coffee happens to be laced with poison. My, what a coincidence.*
*Laughs at the peasant*
(https://notyourexpectation.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/princess-bride-inconceivable-gif-7.gif?w=510)
What a pleasant pheasant.
Mm.
*Is dead*
*Gasps.* Who could have done this?! *Grabs Seb and begins ye olde Heimlich Maneuver.*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/MIlx72MOfloYg/giphy.gif)
So... you aren't dead.
Not anymore! Turns out, I was only mostly dead.
And mostly dead is slightly alive.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2020, 06:03:59 PM
Not anymore! Turns out, I was only mostly dead.
I'm a HERO! *Note: Heimliching Maneuver has not disengaged.*
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Wo! Wo! Wo! Wo!
Make! It! Stop! Please! Before! My! Lungs! Burst!
*Releases Seb.* I saved you!
*Rolls over and gasps in air* Th-thanks...
Three cheers for Kade!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-90EapcbMAH0/T3kfCSm9s-I/AAAAAAAAAtk/THa6-TXC_Kg/s640/Mushu-GIF-mulan-23680422-500-300.gif)
Hip hip-
*Groans* Hurray
Hop.
Hip hip- *explodes*
{The plot intensifies}
Nah, just the Vanilla Muffins of Life. I thought I was about through with them *explodes* but apparently not.
The plot is always tense.
*Gives the plot a shoulder rub.*
*The plot relaxes*
*the plot hibernates*
*The plot lays idle*
Well, obviously. It's hibernating.
*A thrilling chapter is right around the bend*
Good.
*The page turns and...*
*the next page is blank*
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/903ad9e70ac43fcbcfab47c37d0b1237/tumblr_ohx26jW42J1v2ayeco2_250.gif)
You have to tap it and say the secret password.
*Taps it* Please?
*the paper fills with... what seems like insults*
*Peers at paper intently* "You... are... a... big..." -hey! *Eats paper*
That's not very healthy.
*Burps* Perhaps not, but it was a blight that needed to be destroyed.
When does paper need to be destroyed?
When it insults a being such as I.
So, theoretically, if I insulted you, would I need to be destroyed?
If you were a blight in the form of paper... then maybe.
Oh. You coward! You have not the courage to attempt the devourment of a taniwha!
(https://emojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/thumbs/120/google/241/face-with-raised-eyebrow_1f928.png) What did you call me?
A coward.
That's it? How pathetic.
If you say so.
:laugh:
Yes, I'm hilarious.
For a taniwha-wannabe, yes. ;D
*crushes Seb's blood and pours his bones onto the ground*
*Regenerates* *Tackles Teer*
*is in overpowered mode*
*Doesn't even bother powering up. What I have now shall suffice.*
*raises an eyebrow at the tiny speck desperately trying to attack toeclaw*
(I made a topic if you'd like to continue there. :laugh:)
I might, if it involves utterly destroying you for your insolence.
*Waggles eyebrows*
You will die.
I will never die. I am immortal and humble.
One doesn't have to die to be utterly destroyed.
But you said "die", not destroyed. Also, you can't kill honor and humility. It's a belief. Good will always conquer evil. I will only kill you if I have no choice. But I doubt I'll have to. I already ate a breakfast bagel. I'm good to go.
Well I had silverbeet porridge, so I'm more good to go than you are.
*vomits*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 23, 2020, 02:08:55 AM
Well I had silverbeet porridge, so I'm more good to go than you are.
Enough talk, let's fight. To the topic:
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11645.msg799892#msg799892
On a less deadly note, how have you all been?
I was fine.
That's good. How's writing?
Currently not happening and it's all your fault.
That's not good. Although, you have to admit, you did rather start it. Calling me a coward and then drawing literal first blood... :P What was I supposed to do, eh?
You were supposed to die and let me get back to my writing.
Exactly. That wouldn't be fair, and we all know how some beasts stand for justice, while others... (*Points and coughs*) ... don't. :-|
Pfft!
*Adds yet another point to the my score* I'm running out of room here...
That was not a point to your score, that was a sound of derision.
You guys are so funny.
Thank you.
'S alright.
Ah, good. I... should do some writing.
Hah, I've already donemost ofmine.
I would have done mine, but Seb is being distracting.
I wrote a little today as well.
Cool! Writing day all round, it seems.
*hides* I haven't actually written anything today.
What a bad chook.
Yep. Would you keep Seb occupied while I actually get something productive done, please? He's not worth my time.
Oof, burn.
Oh shoot, Teer's spitting some serious fire!
Actually, he's probably not worth your time either. Nevermind.
:laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 23, 2020, 03:28:36 AM
Exactly. That wouldn't be fair, and we all know how some beasts stand for justice, while others... (*Points and coughs*) %u2026 don't. :-|
Don't give us a bad name, Seb.
See ya.
Happy writing!
Thanks.
Get thee gone, slacker! :laugh:
Alright, alright.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 23, 2020, 02:29:34 AM
On a less deadly note, how have you all been?
Who says that it's any less deadly?
Good, thanks.
Morning, everyone :D
Greetings, Talfes!
Morning.
Good morning, to you.
Good evening, to you.
Indeed, it is.
What did you do today?
Took the dogs for a walk, spent the rest of my morning and half the afternoon trying to kill Seb, did some writing, practiced violin and piano, did more writing, came back on forum. You?
Did some reading, then some schoolwork (I am definitely not currently not meant to be on here because I should be concentrating on the history lesson, okay?).
Bad Bookie! Concentrate on your schoolwork!
In fairness, it was the end of the lesson and it wasn't anything important.
Schoolwork is ALWAYS important, child.
*Glances nervously at all the schoolwork I haven't done.*
Bad chook! *conveniently ignores the fact that I can't quite count passed ten*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 21, 2020, 11:46:08 AM
Pretty well. It is going, so that's always a plus. Current word count is 35566.
Exhibit A!
That's not counting, that's copying a number from one part of my laptop screen to another.
. . . Oh. . .
My sister compliments your word count, by the way.
Oh, thanks. It hit forty thousand today.
Cool! I'll update her on that.
Maybe I could get her to read your fic (though, I think she has a thing against them.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 23, 2020, 01:24:34 PM
Schoolwork is ALWAYS important, child.
Is it? What if I'm not learning anything, surely something I enjoy and actually learn stuff from is better?
Nah, the story I'm working on is an original work. I'm kind of enjoying it and I might not publish the first draft anywhere.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 23, 2020, 01:43:14 PM
Nah, the story I'm working on is an original work. I'm kind of enjoying it and I might not publish the first draft anywhere.
Awwww....
I won't publish it. That doesn't mean I'm averse to sending it to beasts if they ask nicely.
I might. but I have to set aside the time to read it.
Alrighty. It will probably be a while before I send it anywhere, since it needs to be finished, edited and then put aside for a while before it gets re-edited. It's a rather lengthy process.
I look forward to reading it when it's finally finished.
How are you all on this fine whichever time it is in your backwards timezones? :P
Evening, since it's 7:53pm.
I'm good. You?
Quote from: Booklover on June 23, 2020, 07:53:13 PM
Evening, since it's 7:53pm.
I'm good. You?
Wow, four hour time difference with me :O
I'm fine, thanks :)
So, you're behind me, then, I'm guessing.
Quote from: Booklover on June 23, 2020, 08:32:37 PM
So, you're behind me, then, I'm guessing.
Yep! Currently 4:35 PM.
Imteresting.
The ceiling?
It's 9:40pm here now.
Nah. People seldom look up.
*shrugs, grinning*
*rushes in, looks around and charges out again*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 10:09:48 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 09:31:13 PM
Quote from: Booklover on June 23, 2020, 09:01:43 PM
The ceiling?
I did.
Just didn't think Booky capable of such evilness :D
*Facepalms*.
Haha :D
Surely you saw that coming..
I did.
Just didn't think Booky capable of such evilness :D
She can be surprisingly sinister at times.
*posts*
Should I take that as a compliment?
If you want to.
Very well. I will.
Sounds good to me.
Sleep well?
I, too, was amused.
Eeeeeee!!!!!!
Good, good. Any interesting dreams?
No.
Can't sleeeeeeeep.
Peppermint tea will help.
Isn't it the morning for you? Do you need to sleep?
Book, everybeast needs to sleep.
True. But most do so at night.
Strange child. Who ever heard of sleeping at night?
Not Lass.Anyone who's not nocturnal?
Wrong answer. You lose twenty points.
Wrong answer. You lose a year off your life because you didn't get proper sleep when you were young.
Which answer was wrong?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 01:08:21 PM
Wrong answer. You lose a year off your life because you didn't get proper sleep when you were young.
Eh, it's not like we are going to live forever anyways...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 01:08:21 PM
Wrong answer. You lose a year off your life because you didn't get proper sleep when you were young.
*stocks tongue out at Kade and blows a raspberry*
*fully expects to lose another two years of my life*
Quote from: Booklover on June 24, 2020, 11:32:55 AM
Isn't it the morning for you? Do you need to sleep?
Yes, it was nearly dawn.
I wanted to rest my stomach, but I barely got it to shut up for a little while :(
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 24, 2020, 02:07:15 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 01:08:21 PM
Wrong answer. You lose a year off your life because you didn't get proper sleep when you were young.
*stocks tongue out at Kade and blows a raspberry*
*fully expects to lose another two years of my life*
*Grabs Teer's tongue.* You watch yourself young lady.
A very hard thing to do.
I offer mirror and mirror accessories to assist in such endeavors :laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 03:15:03 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 24, 2020, 02:07:15 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 01:08:21 PM
Wrong answer. You lose a year off your life because you didn't get proper sleep when you were young.
*stocks tongue out at Kade and blows a raspberry*
*fully expects to lose another two years of my life*
*Grabs Teer's tongue.* You watch yourself young lady.
*withdraws tongue back into mouth and then bites Kade's paw*
I'll have you know, that was my foot rubbing paw.
Oh. It can rub me from the inside.
. . . That sounds icky on so many levels.
... Yeah, it kinda does.
Ahem.
So anyway, I downloaded a voice recorder and a word processor to mah phone, so Woo!
Oooh, fancy. My phone came with a voice recorder.
. . . Well that's neat, innit?
Do you have an Iphone or Android?
Android. I also have a sensible mother who wants me to do something with my life.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 25, 2020, 01:16:05 AM
Android. I also have a sensible mother who wants me to do something with my life.
I feel patrly called out by the "do something with my life" :laugh: How does that factor into your phone?
Meaning I should get off my phone and help her with the housework.
Ah. Well, if you're leaving now, byeya!
Otherwise, Hiya!
Byeya.
o.0
Mum recently told me to get into my pajamas.
I'm currently chilling on my bed, browsing the forum on my kindle.
Dinnae get a phone. Loife iz much more intereztin'. *Zetz foire tae Teer'z curtainz*
*lets the curtains burn but prevents the fire from spreading anywhere else*
I have a phone, unfortunately.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/dfdf38dc4d216f34fdb18dfa6b5c10ae/tumblr_n12dbuEkj91qggczbo3_250.gifv)
My phone is just that: a phone. Call, text, watch videos, and destroy when done. I love burners.
O.O
*Genuine confusion* What?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 25, 2020, 12:04:43 AM
Oh. It can rub me from the inside.
Ew.
Also, I mean, it's still attached ya know.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 25, 2020, 03:00:35 AM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/dfdf38dc4d216f34fdb18dfa6b5c10ae/tumblr_n12dbuEkj91qggczbo3_250.gifv)
Ah... good idea. *casts it into the fire*
I don't have a phone.
Treasure that freedom. I didn't have one till earlier this year but Dad wanted me to have one so I can be contacted when I go places and, more importantly, so I can get various locksmithing software.
The normie term is prepaid phone.
That's what mine is.
*wanders in* What'd I miss?
. . . *Shrugs.* I dunno.
Us planning murder on phones. Nothing interesting.
Ah'm at ze climax o' ze Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic clazz ztory fer me Republic Commando character. Ah juzt need tae complete ze Corellia Ztory Arc und zen Ah can get tae it. Major!
Quote from: lass of something much on June 25, 2020, 07:02:21 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 25, 2020, 06:43:01 PM
*wanders in* What'd I miss?
Hehehehe...Kordflower MM
No! No! No! *punctuates each no with a thump of my spade on Lass' head*
What's with you and spades lately?
Spades are useful.
I guess?
And...spadeish. Heh, I just realised spade rhymes with Kade. That's cool.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 02:22:55 PM
And...spadeish. Heh, I just realised spade rhymes with Kade. That's cool.
Spade Rivok.
OOH! OOH!
SAM SPADE RIVOK. YESSSSS!
...hai?
Never mind. Temporary mental aberration. (I'm the detective here.)
Your detective agency signature went away, though, so I don't believe you.
I'm off duty.
Hmmm....
I'm just glad you're here.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
To quote you: With all due respect, shut up.
With all due respect, no. ^-^
Bean.
Cretan.
Spade whacked.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 26, 2020, 04:12:27 PM
To quote you: With all due respect, shut up.
Since when do you mind?
I know, right?!
I don't, but I felt like quoting Eb, so that seemed appropriate.
-_-
Heh. Line face.
:o
Not dreaded.
:o
That post does nothing to contribute to the conversation.
:o
Child, I am currently in a position to touch you.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Bad fish!
:o
*pokes*
*doesn't throw a fork at Eb because that's Lass' move*
*Hands Teer a chair*
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Bashing!
:o
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.o2ziGgWa1KA5r0rPmZCtEgAAAA?w=165&h=166&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7)
Bad! Bad! Bad!
*le sigh*
*is hurt* I'm not...
Ah-hah! She said something, finally.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 26, 2020, 05:06:51 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 05:04:55 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 26, 2020, 04:52:43 PM
*doesn't throw a fork at Eb because that's Lass' move*
Besides, forks are my thing.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 26, 2020, 05:02:49 PM
*le sigh*
...Thief! You're all thieves!
Nyeh!
Yeah, I saw you do that in the other thread too!
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.o2ziGgWa1KA5r0rPmZCtEgAAAA?w=165&h=166&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7)
:o
Oooh, Seb's blushing! I wonder if it has something to do with Booklover being on...
:o
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 26, 2020, 05:09:23 PM
Oooh, Seb's blushing! I wonder if it has something to do with Booklover being on...
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.o2ziGgWa1KA5r0rPmZCtEgAAAA?w=165&h=166&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7)
Yep, I think it does.
:o
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 26, 2020, 05:09:23 PM
Oooh, Seb's blushing! I wonder if it has something to do with Booklover being on...
Doubtful.
Heh. Line face.
They're so shy, they make such a wonderful couple.
Indeed.
*Slaps Kade*
He's complementing you, silly.
(Don't you mean *dodges*? :-\)
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 05:14:33 PM
They're so shy, they make such a wonderful couple.
Who? Teer and Verdie?
I think she meant Lass and Scott.
Nope. *giggles*
He was talking about Book and Seb.
>.> *Slaps everyone in topic except for my fellow victim*
Verdauga and I are not shy in the slightest.
Yeah... If anything, he was talking about Corn and Verdie. ::)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 26, 2020, 05:23:28 PM
>.> *Slaps everyone in topic except for my fellow victim*
*squeaks and covers slapped face with paws*
That's not very loving.
*grinds Seb's blood to dust and pours his bones out onto the ground*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 26, 2020, 05:24:42 PM
Yeah... If anything, he was talking about Corn and Verdie. ::)
You're really gonna have to finalize your Corn shipping pick at some point, lol
Verdauga is MINE!!!
*leans against Kade and sniffs sadly*
I could never by shy about my love for you, dearest.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 26, 2020, 05:27:24 PM
Verdauga is MINE!!!
I more meant that Seb can't decide who to ship her with :laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 05:27:41 PM
*leans against Kade and sniffs sadly*
What's wrong, dear?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 05:25:47 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 26, 2020, 05:23:28 PM
>.> *Slaps everyone in topic except for my fellow victim*
*squeaks and covers slapped face with paws* That's not very loving.
Seb is just feeling protective of his beloved.
*Passes out cookies to ev'ryone.*
Awwww, thank you, honey.
^-^ You're welcome, dear.
I love you.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 05:31:00 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 05:25:47 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 26, 2020, 05:23:28 PM
>.> *Slaps everyone in topic except for my fellow victim*
*squeaks and covers slapped face with paws* That's not very loving.
*Kisses Eb where she got slapped.* I'm sorry, Seb just doesn't know any better.
*smiles faintly* Thanks, Kade.
They will learn as their love grows.
Indeed.
Shut up, both of you. *kisses Kade's cheek and flees the topic*
I really need to sleep.
(Hehehe. There is no escape, Booklover >:D)
(She's busy rubbing my back.)
Still?
Still?
She said she was doing that as well in the "Small things to smile about" thread.
She's been doing it on and off for the last hour or so.
Yeah, rubbing backs is a good thing to do. Eb appreciates it.
That I do.
Must be nice
She's now mostly asleep on me. -_-
That's a tad adorable :laugh:
Tis, most adorable. She's definitely asleep now :laugh:
...*clears throat awkwardly*
I was only half asleep.
Oh. You felt pretty asleep.
I was certainly trying to fall asleep on you, but then you asked if I was asleep and that woke me up.
Deepest apologies, mellon nin.
*Sleeps*
Eb, can you lie down again? I want to go to sleep.
Typing with one hand is surprisingly hard. Teer has claimed my other one.
:laugh:
^-^ One of my plaits fell on her face and she opened her eyes, said "It tickles.", flicked it away and closed her eyes again.
Y'all are adorable, lol
:laugh: Thankee.
*Rolls through topic on a rolly chair spinning around in circles*
I do believe that is the most appropriate way to move through this topic. You, uh, you got any more of those rolly chairs?
Oh, it was just over there. I think there was another one or two, though. *Waves hand in the direction I came from*
Hmmmm, I don't remember seeing any over there earlier... *goes to look for rolly chairs.*
*also looks for rolly chairs*
I can't find any :-\
Did you look in the closet? *Roll/spins going the other way*
*Is totally helping*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 26, 2020, 10:34:02 PM
Did you look in the closet? *Roll/spins going the other way*
Uhhh... *Opens the closet and is immediately buried under a pile of rolly chairs.*
*muffled* Found 'em....
*Gasps.* I WANT A ROLLY-SPINNY CHAIR!
*tiredly unburies Kade*
Is it safe for you to be awake?
No. Dwi wedi blino, I am tired.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 27, 2020, 12:45:19 AM
Is it safe for you to be awake?
Probably not, but I had to go to church.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 11:22:22 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 26, 2020, 10:34:02 PM
Did you look in the closet? *Roll/spins going the other way*
Uhhh... *Opens the closet and is immediately buried under a pile of rolly chairs.*
*muffled* Found 'em....
Yeah, uh, they were smushed in the top of the closet somehow and they were really hard to reach so I just kinda.... Snatched one and shut the door super fast. *Roll/spins a different direction and accidentally runs over Dann* . . . Oops.
Heh. *grabs one of the rolly chairs and slides about dangerously*
Oops. I'll change my post.
This is what comes of being tired. Go back to sleep.
I can't. Dotti's brother is lying on her bed and playing discordant drum sounds on his phone.
Bash him.
Throw a soda can at him.
Spray some girl deodorant at him.
Baseball bat.
Who wants to obey my every order?
Joe.
Will do. Send me your bank account details.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 03:43:19 AM
Will do. Send me your bank account details.
No, fold them all into little paper planes :r
Um, ow?.....
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 03:49:16 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 03:43:19 AM
Will do. Send me your bank account details.
No, fold them all into little paper planes :r
Deepest apologies but my paper plane making skills are not up to standard.
You NZ'ers are a rowdy bunch.
Indeed we are.
And proud of it. ^-^
What Eb said.
Screeches.
Screeches heard across the lands.
That's NZ.
Ke-a! Ke-a!
KREEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Kaaaaaawweeeeeeee!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 03:49:16 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 03:43:19 AM
Will do. Send me your bank account details.
No, fold them all into little paper planes :r
Deepest apologies but my paper plane making skills are not up to standard.
Buuut... orders were given.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 26, 2020, 05:21:58 PM
I think she meant Lass and Scott.
{Heh...She? Kade is a she now? :laugh:}
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 26, 2020, 04:52:43 PM
*doesn't throw a fork at Eb because that's Lass' move*
{T'ankee.}
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Quote from: lass of something much on June 25, 2020, 07:02:21 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 25, 2020, 06:43:01 PM
*wanders in* What'd I miss?
Hehehehe...Kordflower MM
No! No! No! *punctuates each no with a thump of my spade on Lass' head*
*is nocked unconscious, slapped, and berried under rolly-chairs*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 05:16:14 AM
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Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 03:49:16 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 03:43:19 AM
Will do. Send me your bank account details.
No, fold them all into little paper planes :r
Deepest apologies but my paper plane making skills are not up to standard.
Buuut... orders were given.
... Well, my Liege, I was not defying you, but merely making a suggestion. Of course, if it is still what you'd like from me, I will oblige. *bows smoothly*
*Knocks things over.*
Wow. Rude.
*Knocks a Taniwha over.*
Meanie. That was my thirty-third cousin, thrice removed.
You're the only Taniwha around here, silly goose.
What about Betsy?
You knocked poor Betsy over?
I would never
You just did.
Nopesiedoodle
Yepsiedoodle.
*Accidentally pushes Teer down a hill-siedoodle*
*falls and dies*
See? Fragile.
*remains dead*
*Shouts down the hill.* GIT GUD!
*remembers that Verdauga gets annoyed when I die and comes back alive again* Sorry about that.
Teer dear, I have news to impart to you on discord.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 01:23:07 PM
*remembers that Verdauga gets annoyed when I die and comes back alive again* Sorry about that.
Less annoyed and more worried.
*Blaaaaaaaaa*
Uh-oh. Are you dying too?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 27, 2020, 01:40:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 01:23:07 PM
*remembers that Verdauga gets annoyed when I die and comes back alive again* Sorry about that.
Less annoyed and more worried.
Oh. Either way, I apologise.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 08:03:34 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 05:16:14 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 03:49:16 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 03:43:19 AM
Will do. Send me your bank account details.
No, fold them all into little paper planes :r
Deepest apologies but my paper plane making skills are not up to standard.
Buuut... orders were given.
... Well, my Liege, I was not defying you, but merely making a suggestion. Of course, if it is still what you'd like from me, I will oblige. *bows smoothly*
Hahaha *abrazo*.
So my brother (Not Kolman) came home today and brought his handgun. Dad got out his AR, I got out this older break-action single-shot rifle, and we three went out to shoot by our house. Now think about this. Dad has a gun with a 30 round magazine (Loaded with 20), My brother has a gun with two ten-round magazines. I have a rifle without a magazine.
When we got done shooting, we had a conversation like this:
Dad: Alright, well, if we're done shooting, let's get all the cases picked up.
My brother: We'll be here for a while. Let's see, there were a-hundred-twenty rounds fired.
Me (counting the empty spaces in the cartridge box): One-hundred-twenty-SEVEN, thank ya very much.
Dad: Oh, I'm sorry. A-hundred-twenty-seven. Big day for you, huh?
*Sniffs a sad sniff*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 27, 2020, 10:56:48 PM
So my brother (Not Kolman) came home today and brought his handgun. Dad got out his AR, I got out this older break-action single-shot rifle, and we three went out to shoot by our house. Now think about this. Dad has a gun with a 30 round magazine (Loaded with 20), My brother has a gun with two ten-round magazines. I have a rifle without a magazine.
When we got done shooting, we had a conversation like this:
Dad: Alright, well, if we're done shooting, let's get all the cases picked up.
My brother: We'll be here for a while. Let's see, there were a-hundred-twenty rounds fired.
Me (counting the empty spaces in the cartridge box): One-hundred-twenty-SEVEN, thank ya very much.
Dad: Oh, I'm sorry. A-hundred-twenty-seven. Big day for you, huh?
... Can I come over? :P
Quote from: Verdauga on June 27, 2020, 01:43:36 PM
Uh-oh. Are you dying too?
{Yeah...I got hit on the head with a spade, slapped, and smashed with rolly chairs}
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 27, 2020, 11:29:40 PM
*Sniffs a sad sniff*
Why sniffest thou so sadly?
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 28, 2020, 12:15:36 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on June 27, 2020, 10:56:48 PM
So my brother (Not Kolman) came home today and brought his handgun. Dad got out his AR, I got out this older break-action single-shot rifle, and we three went out to shoot by our house. Now think about this. Dad has a gun with a 30 round magazine (Loaded with 20), My brother has a gun with two ten-round magazines. I have a rifle without a magazine.
When we got done shooting, we had a conversation like this:
Dad: Alright, well, if we're done shooting, let's get all the cases picked up.
My brother: We'll be here for a while. Let's see, there were a-hundred-twenty rounds fired.
Me (counting the empty spaces in the cartridge box): One-hundred-twenty-SEVEN, thank ya very much.
Dad: Oh, I'm sorry. A-hundred-twenty-seven. Big day for you, huh?
... Can I come over? :P
South Carolina, USA. Of all the things stopping you, I'm not :-\
O might be offline soon, so bye!
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 01:59:25 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 08:03:34 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 05:16:14 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 03:49:16 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 03:43:19 AM
Will do. Send me your bank account details.
No, fold them all into little paper planes :r
Deepest apologies but my paper plane making skills are not up to standard.
Buuut... orders were given.
... Well, my Liege, I was not defying you, but merely making a suggestion. Of course, if it is still what you'd like from me, I will oblige. *bows smoothly*
Hahaha *abrazo*.
*abrazo* I folded all my money into paper planes. I can start sending them over now.
By the way, can you work with New Zealand currency?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 28, 2020, 12:46:21 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 01:59:25 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 08:03:34 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 05:16:14 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 27, 2020, 03:49:16 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 03:43:19 AM
Will do. Send me your bank account details.
No, fold them all into little paper planes :r
Deepest apologies but my paper plane making skills are not up to standard.
Buuut... orders were given.
... Well, my Liege, I was not defying you, but merely making a suggestion. Of course, if it is still what you'd like from me, I will oblige. *bows smoothly*
Hahaha *abrazo*.
*abrazo* I folded all my money into paper planes. I can start sending them over now.
By the way, can you work with New Zealand currency?
I'll... find a way ;)
Sweet! *begins throwing paper planes in Luft's direction*
Goodnight guys!
Night night, Verdauga. Sleep well.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 28, 2020, 12:44:56 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 28, 2020, 12:15:36 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on June 27, 2020, 10:56:48 PM
So my brother (Not Kolman) came home today and brought his handgun. Dad got out his AR, I got out this older break-action single-shot rifle, and we three went out to shoot by our house. Now think about this. Dad has a gun with a 30 round magazine (Loaded with 20), My brother has a gun with two ten-round magazines. I have a rifle without a magazine.
When we got done shooting, we had a conversation like this:
Dad: Alright, well, if we're done shooting, let's get all the cases picked up.
My brother: We'll be here for a while. Let's see, there were a-hundred-twenty rounds fired.
Me (counting the empty spaces in the cartridge box): One-hundred-twenty-SEVEN, thank ya very much.
Dad: Oh, I'm sorry. A-hundred-twenty-seven. Big day for you, huh?
... Can I come over? :P
South Carolina, USA. Of all the things stopping you, I'm not :-\
O might be offline soon, so bye!
STATE BUDDIES. Also bye.
*continues throwing paper planes*
Have any arrived yet?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 28, 2020, 02:12:17 AM
Have any arrived yet?
I see one circling above the house.
I wonder if it got lost.
*aims another paper plane, carefully weighted with a ten cent coin, at the circling plane, bring it down onto the lawn*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 28, 2020, 02:15:55 AM
*aims another paper plane, carefully weighted with a ten cent coin, at the circling plane, bring it down onto the lawn*
Wow.
You are amazing.
Was that sarcasm?
No, I think he has genuinely seen the truth.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 28, 2020, 02:03:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 28, 2020, 12:44:56 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 28, 2020, 12:15:36 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on June 27, 2020, 10:56:48 PM
So my brother (Not Kolman) came home today and brought his handgun. Dad got out his AR, I got out this older break-action single-shot rifle, and we three went out to shoot by our house. Now think about this. Dad has a gun with a 30 round magazine (Loaded with 20), My brother has a gun with two ten-round magazines. I have a rifle without a magazine.
When we got done shooting, we had a conversation like this:
Dad: Alright, well, if we're done shooting, let's get all the cases picked up.
My brother: We'll be here for a while. Let's see, there were a-hundred-twenty rounds fired.
Me (counting the empty spaces in the cartridge box): One-hundred-twenty-SEVEN, thank ya very much.
Dad: Oh, I'm sorry. A-hundred-twenty-seven. Big day for you, huh?
... Can I come over? :P
South Carolina, USA. Of all the things stopping you, I'm not :-\
O might be offline soon, so bye!
STATE BUDDIES. Also bye.
Yep.
Strangest thing. The parents left the interwebs up. O.o
Wow. Go to bed anyway. You need to look after yourself.
Teer, it's 9:30 for us. XD Little early for bed.
Also, I said "buddies" and I meant "neighbours." Same thing, right? :P
Oh! Yeah, I understood what you meant. :D
You've also said your home state recently, so it'd be on me if I got confuzzled.
Ah, good.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 28, 2020, 02:27:22 AM
Teer, it's 9:30 for us. XD Little early for bed.
Also, I said "buddies" and I meant "neighbours." Same thing, right? :P
Well, yes, but Verdauga has a strange sleeping habit in which 9pm is late for him.
I'm an old person at heart.
Sensible doesn't necessarily mean old.
Hah, true.
Well, I also have parents and a sibling getting up earliesh and I'd wake them up if I went to bed very late.
Could probably make it to 10:00 though.
Go to bed. You're better to have a consistent sleeping pattern.
Is that an order? ^-^ :laugh:
Nevertheless, it's 10:00 now, so I'll check any other topics, but goodnight for realz, y'all!
Teer. Wedding of Ebanok. POST YOUR SONG.
Goodnight, Verdauga. (It wasn't an order, but you can take it as such)
Eb. Kade annoyed me. NO.
DO IT. (Just post the lyrics, then you can post the voice recording later.)
No. I will not spoil the surprise by posting the lyrics first.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Fine.
I can post more procrastination in there, if you want me to revive the thread.
If you like.
Alright. Hold your horses a moment.
*reins in*
Thanks. I just gotta find it and I don't want Stanley getting spooked.
It's about halfway down the first page of the Cellars.
No it isn't.
Waka Waka Waka.
Haka Haka Haka.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 28, 2020, 03:11:53 AM
Goodnight, Verdauga. (It wasn't an order, but you can take it as such)
Eb. Kade annoyed me. NO.
Heh
[sarcasm]Hilarious.[/sarcasm]
Hey, I tried to tell you. I even told you to get back on discord so I could. It's your fault, really.
I have moved on.
Clearly.
That discord server is now behind me.
The entire server?
Correct.
Kinda rude of you.
You were being rude to ME.
And you're taking it out on the whole server? Rude.
Also, as explained, I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen.
I don't believe you.
I'm sorry for your loss.
No you're not. You're secretly laughing at me, but I don't care.
I'm not laughing. I'm sorry that you don't believe me, but I guess I should expect that from a beast that would disown their own brother.
Well, I did try to put it right, but you have just fallen to bullying me now.
You say you tried to put it right, but some things can't be undone.
Besides, I don't think you ever even apologized >_>
And bully nothing. Once again, I tried to tell you, and would be willing to tell you now if you actually asked.
... What does git gud mean?
Git gud = get good
^-^
Seriously? Learn to spell!
Nah, you just need to git gud.
I did tell you to say it out loud, and then tell me what it sounded like you said :laugh:
Git gud sounds exactly as it's spelt!
Git gud sounds exactly like get good, ya goof.
No it does not. U makes an uh sounds, not an oo sound.
That entirely depends on the word. You should know that english only pretends to follow rules.
^this is true.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:26:27 AM
That entirely depends on the word. You should know that english only pretends to follow rules.
Well, the default is uh and nothing in that word indicates differently.
You know what all this sounds like, Teer?
No.
It sounds like you need a dose of git gud.
Great. Now you're using bad grammar and spelling.
^-^
-_-
*le gasp* Line face!
Quite so, quite so.
I will NOT be doing that very often.
*Hugs Teer* That's ok, you're learning.
*hugs Kade* That was a fun argument.
I think we scared Wylder a little bit though ;D
Yeah, I think so.
Ah well, I'm sure he'll be fine
Mm.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:57:56 AM
Ah well, I'm sure he'll be fine
He doesn't sound too traumatised.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:23:33 AM
Git gud sounds exactly like get good, ya goof.
Depends partly on the accent.
No. It's just generally incorrect.
What exaxtly happened while I was away?
Kade and I had an argument. It was fun, for us, but I think it may have scared Wylder.
I prescribed Teer a prescription yesterday...
Spoiler
(https://memegenerator.net/img/images/14954946.jpg)
...and she didn't get it.
-_-
*growls*
. . . This was on Discord?
Yes. Yes, it was. Now it's on here too. ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 28, 2020, 01:48:55 PM
Kade and I had an argument. It was fun, for us, but I think it may have scared Wylder.
I may have some level of experience-based concern for such situations...
No, I get it, and I understand that, from the outside, it certainly looked like we were unhappy with each other. I can assure you, however, that such a thing was/is not the case. Teer enjoys arguing, and so I was indulging her. Neither of us were actually upset ^-^
Quote from: Verdauga on June 28, 2020, 08:44:56 PM
. . . This was on Discord?
It started there, yeah :laugh:
Y'all is lambs.
Yer face
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 01:58:30 PM
I prescribed Teer a prescription yesterday...
Spoiler
(https://memegenerator.net/img/images/14954946.jpg)
...and she didn't get it.
I did get it, but I was pretending not to.
Und zae, a Kaleesh, a Weequay, und a Duros valk intae a bar...
*eats them all*
A Kaleesh:
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/swtor/images/f/f0/Avatar107.gif/revision/latest?cb=20090720174422)
A Weequay:
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/swtor/images/6/61/TannoVik.jpg/revision/latest?cb=201)
A Duros:
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/8/8b/Duros.png/revision/latest?cb=20150609070635)
o.0
*spits them out* Yuck! Even Wylder tastes better than that!
*Clickz 'iz teeth in amuzement*
They're so disgusting!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 27, 2020, 01:27:23 AM
No. Dwi wedi blino, I am tired.
Just to prove how tired I was, this should have been 'Dw i wedi blino." -_-
What?
Humbug!
I hate mint.
Mint is delicious.
Nah. You can, if you want.
I'll do it when I can get on my laptop.
Evenin', lads and lasses. *Tips hat*
Evening nothin' :laugh:
More like afternoon xD
It's nearly one on the clock here.
>.>
A fine day/night, isn't it? ^.^
It's storming.
(Not really, but I'm having fun contrasting you. It's great right now)
A not-so-fine/okay/fine/meh/amazing day/night, isn't it?
(Lol)
I wouldn't mind a good storm right now. I really like 'em.
Yeah. After a good meal, a nice, rumbling storm could be a nice thing to fall asleep to.
It's finally not raining. XD I'm SO tired of the rain.
That's great! It was supposed to rain this week, but it didn't, so that was nice.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 29, 2020, 06:37:10 PM
It's finally not raining. XD I'm SO tired of the rain.
We had a storm yesterday.
Just after I watered the garden.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
It's been quite sunny here.
*is blood*
lass of something much
08:54:23 PM
Viewing Who's Online.
Kade Rivok
08:54:11 PM
Viewing Who's Online.
Verdauga
08:54:03 PM
Viewing Who's Online.
Hi, y'allllllllllllllllll....
Hooooooowdy!
Evenin'.
*Buries Seb.*
*Drags Kade down with me*
*Digs deeper.*
*Follows Kade*
Violence, much!
*enters the room*
Greetings, dalies and mentlegen
Thanks.
Bore da/prynhawn da/nos da! Sut dych chi?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 07:38:08 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 29, 2020, 06:37:10 PM
It's finally not raining. XD I'm SO tired of the rain.
We had a storm yesterday.
Just after I watered the garden.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
Because God has a sense of humour. :P
He does.
Mm. *posts*
*considers posting, but decides against it*
Post should really be spelt poast or poste.
Meh.
It should though!
Heh. Dad was having a rant about the stupidness of the English language yesterday.
Fair enough. I rant about the stupidness of the English language from time to time.
It was quite hilarious.
Rants often are, I've found. Speaking of hilarious things, Mr. Darcy is just brilliant. So taciturn. :laugh:
Ah, yes. He is seriously hilarious, and Elizabeth's reactions to his disagreeableness are also amusing.
Yes. Why do we not talk like that anymore? It's so wonderful.
Heh. We could.
I guess. Also, Darcy is a cat, Bingley is a dog.
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See what I mean?!
Yep.
He (Bingley, this is) has the most adoreable, eager puppy eyes, while Darcy just stands there like "No, don't talk to me, don't introduce me to anyone, just leave me alone."
Yep.
Mm.
Indeed.
We are such fangirls. :P :laugh:
I am more a fan girl of Kade's singing than Pride and Prejudice.
Heh.
It's so amazing!
*wakes up*
Good... evening.
*is bleeding*
*puts a band-aid on Lass*
*groans softly*
You'll be alright.
Do you like Jane Austen, Booklover?
Yes.
Good. Do you prefer Sense and Sensibility or Pride and Prejudice?
Pride and Prejudice.
I really like Sense and Sensibility.
*is stuck*
Erm...do you need help, Lass?
Where are you stuck?
Why are you stuck?
How are you stuck?
Who is stuck?
Lass.
What are you stuck in?
When did you get stuck?
Should I go now? (The answer is yes.)
No.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 04:54:01 AM
Heh. Dad was having a rant about the stupidness of the English language yesterday.
The word is stupidity and no.
And no?
No, Bookie shouldn't leave, and no, English isn't moronic.
Edit: though I do have a annoying habit of placing asterisks where they needn't be.
Ah, see.
English is the only language in which I have any skill, so I must needlessly run to its defense. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
*BEEP.*
But surely you want me to get a good education and (kind of ironically, given the other half of our conversation) learn French?
. . . . Nah, I'm good.
English is also the only language in which you can chop a tree down, then chop it back up again.
And when you send a parcel and the courier picks it up in a car, it's called a shipment, then, when it goes onto a ship, it's called cargo.
Anyway, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
Goodnight!
Goede nacht.
Guten nocht.
I'm bored.
Worship me, peasants.
(https://sammacleod.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/loki-on-throne.gif?w=417&h=351)
I bow to no one. If you object, I have a bow. And some arrows.
*feels faint*
Are you alright, Lass?
*Emperor Sebias claps his paws and two guards come to help Lass*
Quote from: Booklover on June 30, 2020, 03:25:38 PM
I bow to no one. If you object, I have a bow. And some arrows.
Then who do you serve?
Myself.
Booklover.
LEGEND OF THE LABYRINTH.
just kidding.
Heh.
*Throws a bunch of marbles at Seb.*
I think Kade's lost his marbles.
HAH. Nice one, Bookie. :laugh:
*Marbles bounce off of Seb's face.*
*Catches marbles with mouth, then spits them out into Kade's eyes*
No no, they bounced off your face. Didn't you see my post?
They bounced off my face into my mouth. See?
You're right. It was IIIIINNNNNN--SAAAANNEE!!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 30, 2020, 08:41:49 PM
You're right. It was IIIIINNNNNN--SAAAANNEE!!
It was not.
*Smacks forehead.* You know, you're right. You're somewhere in England, so it can't be inSeine.
I'm just so miserable!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 30, 2020, 03:09:20 PM
I'm bored.
Worship me, peasants.
(https://sammacleod.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/loki-on-throne.gif?w=417&h=351)
I approve of this phase you are going through. Please continue filling the Cellars with Loki.
I like DUMPLINGS.
Cool.
@Kade Rivok, I know something you
don't knowhaven't noticed.
AW! Cuteness. ^-^
That is a wonderful name for a cat.
I like dumplings.
Me too.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 01, 2020, 08:09:23 AM
Cool.
@Kade Rivok, I know something you don't knowhaven't noticed.
Oh? I'd be imterested to hear what that something might be.
It's classified.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 30, 2020, 03:28:48 PM
*Emperor Sebias claps his paws and two guards come to help Lass*
*mumbles* I don't need...Help... *faints*
BOOKIE.
Nice profile pic.
I'd say the same for you but...
Yeah, I'm looking for a suitable substitute.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 01, 2020, 11:15:26 AM
It's classified.
Luckily, I wasn't asking you.
Eb, if you would PM it to me, I'd be much appreicated ^-^
Hmmm....just how classified?
Love the avatar, Book ^-^
*groans*
You do that a lot lately. You okay over there?
*is passed out under a pile of roll-y chairs*
I FORGOT ABOUT THE ROLLY CHAIRS *Unburies Lass, then hops in a rolly chair and goes spinning off into the distance.*
{Thanks}
( ^-^ )
*Grabs a rolling chair of my own.*
... this looks like my desk chair... >_>
*Chooses to not think about how I spend most of my work day in a rolly spinny chair, but don't get to have fun with it >_>*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 07:34:02 PM
*Chooses to not think about how I spend most of my school day in a rolly spinny chair, but don't get to have fun with it >_>*
*Chooses not to think about how I stole Kade's statement.*
Roblox Chair Racing was such a great game...
I almost died with this:
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;D!
Oh.
My.
Goodness.
History repeats itself itself itself itself.
Tis true
Nuh uh
*Let's go of my red balloon*
How could you do this.
*Watches silently as balloon floats away and into a tree*
Oh, you were giving it to the tree? How kind!
I was actually giving it to the sky :D The tree stole it!
*le gasp* That's just awful.
*Is waiting for Kade to go up the tree and get it*
Um... do I have to?
Technically, no....
...Fiiiiiine. *Walks over to the tree.* I'll have you know, though, that I'm terrible at climbing. *Begins his ascent.*
*Claps paws in glee* yayayay! *Starts setting up a trampoline in case
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something
happens
*Eventually makes it to the branch holding the balloon and carefully climbs out towards it. Finally, he's able to reach out and grab it.* Got it! *The branch immediately breaks and the Otterbadger tumbles landward, landing with a hard thump as he misses the trampoline.*
*Holds up the balloon victoriously.* Still got it!
Kade, you're a hero!
*Coughs on the ground.* I feel like a hero....
You truly are! Would you mind getting my Cat out of that tree?
*Looks over at Teer, bleary eyed.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 10:33:01 PM
Um... do I have to?
Nah, I'll do it.
Wait, how'd a dog get up there anyways?
She's good at climbing.
Uh... huh.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 01, 2020, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 30, 2020, 03:09:20 PM
I'm bored.
Worship me, peasants.
(https://sammacleod.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/loki-on-throne.gif?w=417&h=351)
I approve of this phase you are going through. Please continue filling the Cellars with Loki.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ExemplaryHappyAssassinbug-size_restricted.gif)
No.
Reminds me of Sheev, ever so slightly.
Also, I guess I'll just hold on to this balloon 'till Keva gets back. *Casts a spell of invulnerability and a spell of reflection on the balloon.*
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No.
(https://www.yumsome.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/loki-well-yes.gif)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 12:36:06 AM
Reminds me of Sheev, ever so slightly.
Also, I guess I'll just hold on to this balloon 'till Keva gets back. *Casts a spell of invulnerability and a spell of reflection on the balloon.*
*Puts balloon in bunker*
Ooh, I can see my face in it.
Oh. Is that what that was.
Yes.
I wasn't sure. I did look familiar.
*Grabs a magic needle and walks over to balloon*
Don't do that!
Hmm? I can't hear you... *Walks closer and taps balloon with magic needle*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2020, 12:36:48 AM
*Puts balloon in bunker*
*Balloon is safely located with the Otterbadger.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 02, 2020, 12:37:04 AM
Ooh, I can see my face in it.
Uh, different kind of reflection. It's magical reflection, meaning that any attack launched against it get's automatically and completely reflected back at the attacker.
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I wasn't sure. I did look familiar.
*Grabs a magic needle and walks over to balloon*
For your safety, I recommend you not.
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Hmm? I can't hear you... *Walks closer and taps balloon with magic needle*
Oh dear. *Seb feels like he just got stabbed by a magic needle.*
Oh. That's somewhat disappointing.
*Looks at the blood on the needle* Oh dear. What fool injured himself with my needle. *Looks down* Oh.
I read this in Loki's voice and I don't know if I should be happy or horrified.
*doesn't know what Loki's voice sounds like* I suppose that's why Kade wants me to watch an entire week of movies.
It will happen.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 01:37:55 AM
I read this in Loki's voice and I don't know if I should be happy or horrified.
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 01:41:43 AM
It will happen.
Mhmm. If it wasn't for the fact that it would involve you coming to visit, I would be dreading it.
Lol.
No. Stop laughing at my pain.
Well, it's nearly time for me to bid thee all a very fond farewell,
but I hope to return with a literary work of mediocre quality.
Ooh, I'm excited! Bye bye. Have fun sleeping.
*fades in and out of consciousness*
Rude.
Er, is it?
*groans again*
I've just been remembering the 4th RP Tournament... the only RP tournament I've been in, the RP I poured the most effort into, and the only RP tournament to ever go unfinished because the mod running it went inactive :P
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 01, 2020, 11:15:26 AM
It's classified.
Luckily, I wasn't asking you.
Eb, if you would PM it to me, I'd be much appreicated ^-^
Eh, I'll tell you now.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 01:37:55 AM
I read this in Loki's voice and I don't know if I should be happy or horrified.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/rqzezYhA0Sdfq/giphy.gif)
Specifically incorrect, doncha know. It should be 'Oh, but I
like this."
Eb, that was inconsiderate. If you were going to have so many spoilers, you should have left a decent gap between it and the quote below.
Eh.
Meanie!
*cries*
*comforts Teer with chocolate and hugs*
*is comforted*
*is happy* Kade's going to kill me when he next comes on.
How nice!
Alright, Ebanok is a stranger relationship than I thought...
:laugh: No no, I was happy that you were comforted.
So why is Kade going to kill you?
-_-
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It's classified.
Luckily, I wasn't asking you.
Eb, if you would PM it to me, I'd be much appreicated ^-^
Eh, I'll tell you now. Spoiler
THIS.
I see.
Do you really? *is skeptical*
I do. Really.
Oh. Coolio.
Yeah, I thought so too.
Definitely.
Good morning to you, Booklover.
Good evening to you.
Thanks. Nice picture.
Thanks.
Yes.
Why did you randomly say yes?
No reason.
*Runs around screaming*
Is everything alright, Jarky, dear?
*Skids to a halt*
Hello.
Funny story: Dad's latest apprentice is South African and he was telling us about some of the traditional afrikaans foods. I told him that it sounded really sweet and really unhealthy and he replied with
"There's a reason we only live to like, forty-five."
*Shoves Eb into his fur.*
Hullo folks!
. . . Y tho
Ey, underlings.
What's up?
Who are you now?
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 04:48:45 PM
Ey, underlings.
What's up?
If we were really 'underlings', then it would be you, however I am definitely not, therefore it is probably the sky. Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere
in which case you are wrong, then the sky is still up from your perspective.
Evenin'.
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Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 04:48:45 PM
Ey, underlings.
What's up?
If we were really 'underlings', then it would be you, however I am definitely not, therefore it is probably the sky. Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere in which case you are wrong, then the sky is still up from your perspective.
Dang Britton :D
*Hugs* :D!
Lol. Hi, Waffles.
Hey, man.
How ya been?
Fine, thanks.
And yourself? :)
Been good. ^.^
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 04:48:45 PM
Ey, underlings.
What's up?
You are up, most wise and illustrious ruler.
*Rolls eyes.* Don't worry waffles, she'll soon find somebody else turn into her boss.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 02, 2020, 11:46:58 PM
You are up, most wise and illustrious ruler.
*Sebias is pleased*
(https://sammacleod.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/loki-on-throne.gif?w=417&h=351)
*Sebias is dead*
That's what you think. *Loki chuckle*
It was intended as a metaphorical death.
All right.
Yeah, basically.
Ah...
.
.
.
. . .
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Nice dots.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 11:48:13 PM
*Rolls eyes.* Don't worry waffles, she'll soon find somebody else turn into her boss.
I certainly hope not.
She's fun and a great conversation partner :D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 03, 2020, 12:02:44 AM
Nice dots.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/9dots.svg/1200px-9dots.svg.png)
Those ones are too even.
. . .
. . .
. . X
.
See ya.
:-\
Farewell.
I'm back.
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 03, 2020, 12:02:44 AM
Nice dots.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/9dots.svg/1200px-9dots.svg.png)
*can't remember pin combination* Oh darn it!
XD
Hi, all.
It's been removed.
Very nice.
I... possibly shouldn't have said that aloud.
Oh. Okay. Should I keep it a secret- oh, you edited it out. Never mind. :laugh:
I'm leaving again. Keep posting here.
Okay. *Salutes*
*Posts*
I'm back. Again.
Yep. The one she forgot that I reminded her of by randomly choosing four digits.
Lol, yeah.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 03, 2020, 01:33:19 AM
Yep. The one she forgot that I reminded her of by randomly choosing four digits.
*stabs Teer*
*Gently moves Lass away from Teer*
*scales deflect the pencil blade*
That was a sword...
Whatever. The scales deflected that too.
(http://www.frockflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tumblr_m3ufxuLZSu1ro4hyr.gif)
Mmmm, granny smith apples.
Mm-hmm. Anyone want one? *Holds out apples*
Yes please.
*Hands Teer an apple*
*Eats the apple and dashes away.*
Ah! *Chases Kade*
*cries*
*Grabs Kade's footpaw* Gotcha! See what ya did?
*Covers eyes.* NO, I don't see NUTHIN
*crying intensifies*
Nyeh!
*sobs*
*Tackle hugs Teer*
*sobbing intensifies*
Hmm. No one is winning that round. :P
Unless Booklover decides to do something wrong.
Mm-hmm. There's always that possibility. Unless... I can go next. >:D
Go ahead.
Hmm... Nah. I'll let her, if she wants.
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. X o
. o .
X o X
Three in a row!
Um... no.
(I'm joking... :P)
Ey, people.
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X X o
. o .
X o X
No. ;D
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Ey, people.
'Eyo! How're things?
I'm fine, thanks.
You? :)
That's good!
I found out how horrible I am at running now. :laugh:
Haha, how so? :P
I ran 1.5 miles (2.4 Km if that helps) and totally wore myself out.
How's winter holding up for you?
*is very cold*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 03, 2020, 05:46:25 PM
I ran 1.5 miles (2.4 Km if that helps) and totally wore myself out.
How's winter holding up for you?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR TRANSLATING IT INTO KILOMETERS. Much appreciated indeed :D
That's not too bad, honestly. I did worse in gym classes back in the day :P
I'm getting used to the cold, but it still bites.
Winter buddies!
*hugs*
*gasps* We can be all the session-s buddies! :0
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X X o
o o .
X o X
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X X o
o o X
X o X
. . .
. . .
O . .
I wonder why James Gryphon has come back...
It's the season.
To be jolly...
Good morning.
Ey, Eb :)
How are you guys doing?
Yeah, not too bad. Beautiful frost this morning, where we are.
O X O
I don't think it worked, honey.
It did.
I just noticed how much of an emoji that looked like.
Oh, I see. I don't do emojis, I just couldn't let Booklover win.
No, it was our turn! It was not cheating. Lass was playing for you.
But she didn't play.
Quote from: Booklover on July 04, 2020, 07:21:25 AM
That's cheating. You didn't let me play.
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. O X
. X .
O X O
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That's cheating. You didn't let me play.
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. O X
. X .
X X O
NO! It's not your turn! >:(
It is too! You went and now I went!
Haha, I love the way you guys set up that board :D
It's Kade's fault, I think.
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That's cheating. You didn't let me play.
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. O X
O X .
O X O
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That's cheating. You didn't let me play.
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X O X
O X .
O X O
*posts at Teer's request*
Thank you. Post again, then we go to bed.
*nope*
Alrighty, bedtime. (After we have water)
*noooooooooooooooooooooo*
Look, I do not want to face your mother's wrath. You will sleep.
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That's cheating. You didn't let me play.
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X O X
O X O
O X O
It's... blank.
What do you mean?
You're supposed to put noughts or crosses, but you simply have blank space.
*posts*
Right, bed time.
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That's cheating. You didn't let me play.
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X O X
O X O
O X O
I was wondering if this was gonna get used or not :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 04, 2020, 08:29:06 AM
It is too! You went and now I went!
WE WERE BOTH DOING CROSSES, YOU DINGO FACED BAFFOON!!!!
Happy 4th of July!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🥳
*Plays the Star-Spabgled Banner.*
*an A.R.S.E.N.E unit wearing a delivery outfit flies in*
Special delivery for the one called @Verdauga :
One brand new Silver and Fletcher "The Expert" Revolver
One double barrel shotgun
One giant cleaver
And an assorted box of chew toys.*holds up clipboard*
Sign here please
*Signs the paper.*
Thank ye, sah! How much will that cost me?
Mr. Woofers! I got a present for yooouuu!!
*A.R.S.E.N.E looks at clipboard*
Not a single cent...
*A.R.S.E.N.E blasts off*
>_>
What...In..Arda...
*Shoots off fireworks and listens to patriotic music*
*squeaks and jumps into jug* Make it stoooppp!!! *is terrified*
*Throws confetti about*
🥳
*Gives Lass some cookies*
*whimpers and tries to scratch the confetti out of fur* Get it out!! Keep it away from mee!!! DX
*Gives Lass some ear muffs*
*curls up in a ball of fluff*
*Places a red, white, and blue jersey on Mr. Woofers.*
(https://i2.wp.com/www.zoom-comics.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/36/2020/05/1073346.jpg?fit=950%2C534&ssl=1)
Happy 5th of July, everybeast!
*Salutes to the flag*
Why? The flag doesn't appreciate it.
*is scared*
These crazy Americans!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 04, 2020, 07:05:13 PM
These crazy Americans!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vr-0gDy3fZU/maxresdefault.jpg)
*pops head out of jug*
O.O
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 07:03:18 PM
Why? The flag doesn't appreciate it.
it's because many people have given their lives and went through a lot for what that flag stands for.
We have a cool flag too. It looks very different to the Australian flag.
Lol. Care to share a pic?
I love finding out the history of flags. I read a really good historical fiction by Cynthia Harnett (she is amazing, just saying) called Stars of Fortune. It's about the Washington family in sixteenth century England, and there's a whole load of drama with Queen Elizabeth (I won't give any spoilers). Anyway, it's their coat of arms that the American flag is based off.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 04, 2020, 07:20:38 PM
Lol. Care to share a pic?
Not really. It's not that hard to google it.
Ah, okay.
Yeah, I'm cold.
Oi, what about me and Lass?
You beasts are perfectly sensible.
*climbs up on Teer's trampoline to be offended*
Fireworks are for November.
That's the time for sledding.
No, for waterslides.
No, it's not snowy enough then. August is the time for sledding.
If you live Down South or are prepared to drive and then hike into the mountains.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 04, 2020, 07:30:32 PM
No, it's not snowy enough then. August is the time for sledding.
Nah. That's when we go swimming.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 07:25:35 PM
Oi, what about me and Lass?
I literally tried to kill myself. You're the only sane one here.
Yeah, no snow up here in the far North.
:-[
Neglbahhrhjdhbeix.
Majestic chicken!
... yes.
;D
I saw a picture of a gumball machine filled with cartridges and labeled "Freedom dispenser.".
... See what I mean about crazy Americans?
Not crazy. FREE
*dramatic music*
*laughs*
*raises eyebrow* Yes, Luft, I'm taken.
*posts because Eb left her laptop open and this topic needs to be locked*
Thank you.
*slides out of jug*
What is it with you and jugs?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 04, 2020, 08:05:12 PM
*raises eyebrow* Yes, Luft, I'm taken.
Pffft.
Just like the way you caused so much chaos XD
Heh.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 08:10:06 PM
*posts because Eb left her laptop open and this topic needs to be locked*
Teer, you little sneak.
*hides*
Why, are you in small mode or something?
I might be.
Ah. In that case, hiding would be an excellent idea.
Mhmm.
*posts*
*continues hiding* You think that'll work? I'm not that gullible, you know.
Yay.
See ya.
Apparently, 760 new pages were made in my absence.
That's it? We be slackers...
Yeahhhh...Let us spam with funny gifs! What say you, brave
@Warrior of Redwall Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 04, 2020, 10:26:46 PM
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 04, 2020, 07:43:03 PM
;D
*Gasp* WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
Yes, quickly! Somebeast head over to Forum HIstory! Teer used an emoji!
This day shall forever be remembered!
Indeed! Let us never forget! We shall always celebrate this day with fireworks!
NO! No fireworks!
I should get back to the story I wrote for this....
Nah, mebbe later.
Gaaaaaaaaahhh!!!! {IE: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!}
Quote from: Verdauga on July 05, 2020, 12:22:00 AM
I should get back to the story I wrote for this....
Nah, mebbe later.
When you do, I will be happy.
Ah dana know what t' say...
Tell me a story about... stars.
Weird....
Anyway, goodnight all!
Goodnight. Have fun sleeping!
>:(
Why grumpy?
Quote from: Verdauga on July 05, 2020, 02:43:46 AM
Weird....
Anyway, goodnight all!
Hope you rested well, you very patriotic Duck :D
Patriotism is a useful quality. It allows me to dislike Australians without them taking it personally.
>_>
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 05, 2020, 08:39:24 AM
Patriotism is a useful quality. It allows me to dislike Australians without them taking it personally.
Or, in my case, the entire Commonwealth :P
...That works too, I guess... *is part of the Commonwealth*
*raises an eyebrow*
*also raises an eyebrow*
*smirks*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 05, 2020, 08:57:12 AM
...That works too, I guess... *is part of the Commonwealth*
I don't immediately dislike anyone for being part (quite the opposite, actually!) it just increases their chances of getting smacked dramatically in case of a fight :P
Good to know. I'm not planning to get on your bad side anyway, but it will be useful to keep in mind anyway.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 08:32:36 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 05, 2020, 02:43:46 AM
Weird....
Anyway, goodnight all!
Hope you rested well, you very patriotic Duck :D
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
I KNEW IT!!!!
Knew what?
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 05, 2020, 08:39:24 AM
Patriotism is a useful quality. It allows me to dislike Australians without them taking it personally.
Or, in my case, the entire Commonwealth :P
Don't worry, the NZ crew isn't real anyways; they're just a bunch of bots.
Yeah. How can you be from somewhere that doesn't exist?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 05, 2020, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 05, 2020, 08:39:24 AM
Patriotism is a useful quality. It allows me to dislike Australians without them taking it personally.
Or, in my case, the entire Commonwealth :P
Don't worry, the NZ crew isn't real anyways; they're just a bunch of bots.
*curls up in a ball and cries*
Don't worry, you have company.
Wait. Jukka is in New Zealand. Jukka is, apparently, a computer program. Jukka is a computer program and a bot.
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Xfz1jW-0C0VN0SBeDYOEewHaDA%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
o.0
Quote from: Booklover on July 05, 2020, 01:46:12 PM
Don't worry, you have company.
Wait. Jukka is in New Zealand. Jukka is, apparently, a computer program. Jukka is a computer program and a bot.
Aha! It all makes sense!
Quote from: Booklover on July 05, 2020, 01:46:12 PM
Don't worry, you have company.
Wait. Jukka is in New Zealand. Jukka is, apparently, a computer program. Jukka is a computer program and a bot.
Fool! You know nothing! We are not bots, plural. We are just different parts of one big machine!
I knew it! New Zealand must be a code name! I always thought there was something shifty about the 'of something much' family's voices... Must have been a recording of some poor, helpless beast!
You know not who commands us, imbecile. You know nothing about our mechanics or where we came from. You think you have knowledge, but it is all false!
Plot twist: I are a robot created by some Aussie hermit who claims to have split the atom!
Darling, the irony of this situation is that we both share the same master. And you have been programmed to believe what you believe.
That is a plot twist.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 05, 2020, 11:49:45 PM
I knew it! New Zealand must be a code name! I always thought there was something shifty about the 'of something much' family's voices... Must have been a recording of some poor, helpless beast!
Funny how it's known as the
something much family now, even though Teer joined first...
...That is kinda funny, actually.
That is because the human mind (the inferior mind) is not programmed to understand the concept of nothing.
New Zealand doesn't exist. It was scientifically proven.
Hmm...You deserve death for that comment... *hugs One-eye so tightly his armour is crushed*
Mwhahaha!
The human mind (the inferior mind) is not programmed to understand the concept of New Zealand.
*is not crushed*
New zealand moved underwater about 70 years ago, under a glass dome. An explosion destroyed the dome, and the whole nation perished. It is physically impossible for it to exist in 2020.
... Huh. I need to touch up on my history.
Oh well.
Better luck next time.
Rangers make their own luck
Ok.
*chuckles softly*
*doesn't*
*laughs insanely*
*doesn't do that either*
*breathes*
*@©7u@[[¥ 1nH@[3$ 0X¥g3n [1|<3 @ 80$$*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 05, 2020, 12:41:00 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 05, 2020, 08:53:55 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 05, 2020, 08:39:24 AM
Patriotism is a useful quality. It allows me to dislike Australians without them taking it personally.
Or, in my case, the entire Commonwealth :P
Don't worry, the NZ crew isn't real anyways; they're just a bunch of bots.
Nin gwerianneg! *sobs*
*le sigh*
*le cry*
*le comfort*
*le partly comforted*
*comforting intensifies*
HA-
You all know what I did. *disappears with Lass*
Oi!
*returns from holiday* Hello, every-
...Where's Lass? Why didn't she cut me off?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
Ah...
Lass?! Where's my Lass?!? What happened!? SOMEBEAST EXPLAIN!!!
You killed her...
*splutters* I WHAT?!?!?
Yeah, that.
I did no such thing! I've been gone for months!
Oh really? The evidence is all over this forum, Kass.
Kass? Who's she?
He. What has happened to you, you vile creature? You murder my sister more than once and then pretend it never happened? How dare you!
I don't understand what's going on.. I've done nothing.. Just tell me where my friend is! *takes flight and looks for Lass*
*re-enters thread* HAHAHA! The stupid pigeon is back! The feather-head has no idea
*grabs Kass and holds him tightly by the collar* Tell me where Lass is now!
*flies around calling* Alright, Lass... You win...Come back now...It's not funny anymore
*Poofs out of Teer's grip* Lass is a dead beast.
*counters the poofing and continues holding Kass* Tell me where she is!
*Kicks the nearest rolling chair because there aren't any convenient doors or trees around.*
WHAT UP NERDS!
This violent side to you is interesting. You were always so calm and peaceful before. What happened?
*Gestures dismissively.*
It's just to occasionally hit things. Kicking doors and such is pretty much the only violent thing I do. I'm still as calm as ever.
Well, alright then. I just realised what time it is, so I'm going to go to bed.
Goodnight and sleep well. I should probably get my day started mow.
And I should probably go and have lunch now.
Breakfast anyone? :D
Just had it a bit ago.
Cool delio!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 06, 2020, 11:45:52 AM
*counters the poofing and continues holding Kass* Tell me where she is!
Hahahahaha
She's behind you!
*Tackles Kass*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 06, 2020, 11:16:58 AM
I don't understand what's going on.. I've done nothing.. Just tell me where my friend is! *takes flight and looks for Lass*
Who you?
(Pro-tip: Kass speaks with blue text and italics. The other guy speaks in blue text alone.)
(Yeah, but what do we call the other guy? From what I've gathered, it's a she, and she's a pigeon.)
(. . . Peggy the pigeon?)
(...That could work...)
(I like it.)
(Me, too. Thus, other guy, you have been dubbed Peggy the Pigeon.)
(Friend to my long lost carrier pigeon.)
(Nnnnnnnyyymaybe.
(*Tries to sound that out*)
(Sounds like "Nnnnnnnyyymaybe".)
O.o
I forgot to check on this for a few pages and now we're discussing pigeon alters?
*Poztz a video 'e found on Yetube*
KITTY!
Uh... huh.
Almost at page 800...
Woot woot!!! So close!
We're SO gonna get this. Victory for the forum!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 06, 2020, 07:17:34 PM
O.o
I forgot to check on this for a few pages and now we're discussing pigeon alters?
Blame Lass.
Rude, why would you tell her to do that?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 06, 2020, 05:20:07 PM
*Tackles Kass*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 06, 2020, 11:16:58 AM
I don't understand what's going on.. I've done nothing.. Just tell me where my friend is! *takes flight and looks for Lass*
Who you?
Ugh, get off me, you infernal pain!*lands beside Seb* I'm not sure I catch your meaning, Seb...
Hey, Peg! Wanna help me take down Kass?
Hey Cass! Good luck taking down Kass!
*The poor pigeon is now very confused*
*poofs into a very old thread*
...this is what happens when I go to bed and leave you guys to your own devices. *sighs* When the cat's away, the mice will play.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 06, 2020, 07:17:34 PM
O.o
I forgot to check on this for a few pages and now we're discussing pigeon alters?
We got bored of whatever subject we were discussing before.
*Plays Irish music*
*plays bagpipes*
*Dances to The Star of the County Down*
*joins in*
Lets all do the One Legged Chicken Hop!
Nah, I do the alternate leg pointy toe sideways hop.
Ooh! That sounds even funner-er! Let's do that!
Yeah, it's super fun.
*Asks
@the butler to bring us some cake*
Alright.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 06, 2020, 11:30:36 PM
*Asks @the butler to bring us some cake*
He is not the butler, thank you very much! Teer is, I believe.
I am only Corn's butler. I serve a number of beasts as different things. For Luft, I am an underling, for Mhar, I am a first mate, for Seb, I am a henchbeast.
Whatever. That doesn't make Kade the butler. Here, have this guy:
Spoiler
(https://img.cinemablend.com/filter:scale/quill/a/b/3/8/b/5/ab38b59ecac57c4b3d1525a79752054c9eec563e.jpg?fw=1200)
I want some tea.
*Alfred Pennyworth gives Teer some tea*
Thank you.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 06, 2020, 10:50:01 PM
...this is what happens when I go to bed and leave you guys to your own devices. *sighs* When the cat's away, the mice will play.
Ebby! Er...Can you please explain what happened?
No, she can't.
Says who?!
...
...
You're right, I can't.
Darling, you need to trust me. I know things.
Don't you 'darling' me, Shisteer.
But you're so cute!
I'm sorry, I think I misheard you. What was that?
You're such an adorable beast!
That was unwise. I'm going to change my profile picture.
Oh, I'm not talking about your picture, I'm talking about you.
I never said you were. I merely stated the fact that I was going to change my profile picture, which I have done.
Ah, see.
Yes. *leaps over some grass and dandelion clocks and pounces on Teer*
Awww, you're so cute!
*tail twitches dangerously* Ugh. Taniwha. *bounds away in disgust*
*looks after Eb indulgently* Such an adorable little kitty.
*wonders absently why I seem to have acquired a death wish*
I know, right?
The evidence suggests... quite possibly.
Yeah, I know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 07, 2020, 05:07:22 AM
No, she can't.
*flies off in a huff, freeing Kass*
*disappears with a evil cackle*
Oi! You post!
La La La La, La La La La, Elmo'z Voooooooooooooorlddddddd...
I understand this.
You understand ancient mole? :o
...yes. >_>
What about wind? Can u speak wind??
Cookie Monster's better than Elmo. :P
Cookie Monster is wonderful.
I agree.
There's a CookieTime factory in Ashburton that we stopped at when we were in the South Island and it's delightful.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 07, 2020, 04:05:14 PM
La La La La, La La La La, Elmo'z Voooooooooooooorlddddddd...
*Kills it...With fire...And axes*
/me Approves of this action*
Poor Elmo.He is inferior.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 01:05:43 AM
/me Approves of this action*
...Mod battle?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 07, 2020, 09:52:56 PM
What about wind? Can u speak wind??
*Whooshes like the wind at Keva.*
Was that reference to Ice Age 3, Keva?
Verdauga is a very approving beast.
Ouch.
Well, much as I'd love to stay and chat, I gotta go to bed and sleep this bullet wound off. If I don't die from blood loss, I'll be back in a couple of days.
. . . You should probably go to a hospital if you've been shot.
They have beds too!
My opinion of the medical system is very low. This is nothing a good nights' sleep can't fix.
*Would beg to differ but knows Teer is being over-literal.*
G'night.
...
...
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 01:05:43 AM
/me Approves of this action*
/me approves of your approval*
/me approves of the approval of his approval.*
*flies back*
Hey there, Peggy!
*fluffs up indignantly*
You ok?
No. Quite frankly, I'm not.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 01:15:36 PM
/me approves of the approval of his approval.*
/me approves of the approval of the approval of the approval*
*Would approve further, but that would make this post too long.*
This topic hasn't been moving enough lately.
Nah.
I guess we should fix that?
Aye. May'apz ve need zome muzic!
ZE FURY O' ZE VOILD!!!
Waaaaaaaai.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 08, 2020, 01:54:34 AM
Was that reference to Ice Age 3, Keva?
YES!!! *Gives Eb a cookie*
*Walks into topic* Ooh, cookie. *Munching on cookie* Anyway, (*Talks through mouthful of cookie*) how be thee all faring on his fine day?
Everyone has a preconceived notion of what cookies look like. What's yours?
Hmm. That's a good question. Chocolate cookie normally comes to mind.
*Watches longingly.*
*passes Kade a cookie* Happy birthday.
Hmm? Oh, I was staring at you, actually, but thanks! *Destroys cookie via munching.*
O_O
Hah!
*feels almost as awkward as Mr. Darcy*
*sulks*
*hugs Lass* Why so sad?
That isn't Lass, it's Peggy!
My bad, my screen is on such an angle that the type looked black.
*is mostly recovered*
From...?
From Verdauga shooting me in the chest.
o.0
*Facedesk.*
They were Fingerguns....
I follow an oath you know.
Well, the wound is there. It's not my fault you forgot they were loaded.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 08, 2020, 10:47:17 PM
*hugs Lass* Why so sad?
Because my best friend is dead and nobeast will explain what's going on!!!
How sad.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 08, 2020, 11:20:43 PM
Well, the wound is there. It's not my fault you forgot they were loaded.
Ugh. Women.
:o
Lol.
Also, Eb, I thought I ate that cookie. >.> (My fault for not giving enough details.)
*burp*
Ello
*looks down at gaping hole in chest* At least it's stopped bleeding, mostly. My sheets need changing.
*Sighs and heals Teer.*
How's that.
(Glad you smiled at that ;D)
Hubbada
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 12:12:18 AM
*Sighs and heals Teer.*
How's that.
(Glad you smiled at that ;D)
Perfect. Thanks, dearest. *goes to change sheets*
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/0e289214479db1b66dc51a53804bd41f/tumblr_p1ba2sEByB1wzvt9qo1_500.gifv)
What has he got on his head?
A hatchet, it appears.
Why?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 09, 2020, 12:38:43 AM
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You have an axe...In you face...You know that?
How do you make characters more interesting? Stick axes into their faces. That'll work!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 12:08:25 AM
Lol.
Also, Eb, I thought I ate that cookie. >.> (My fault for not giving enough details.)
Yes, you did. Russa is the school teacher; she has an endless supply of cookies.
Mhmm.
*Waltzes through the scene, munching on some pizza.*
*hides awkwardly behind Teer*
Why?
Shh!
Why?
Just shut up!
But why?
*leaves Teer and hides in a tree instead*
WHY?
*glares furiously at Teer*
Why, though?
I'll tell you later. Now shush!
*Appears beside Eb in the tree.* Feeling shy?
*squeaks and falls out of the tree in fright*
*catches Eb with tail*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 09, 2020, 12:57:36 AM
How do you make characters more interesting? Stick axes into their faces. That'll work!
Why must you quote that horrid Otter-squirrel..
*Body slams Kass.*
Don't DARE say that about my friend!
I could swear Verdauga wasn't this violent a couple of months ago.
*Gives Teer a stupid grin.*
You're right, he wasn't.
(My scheme to turn Verdauga to the dark side must have worked. Mwhahahaha)
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:45:38 AM
*Gives Teer a stupid grin.*
You're right, he wasn't.
This is... concerning, to say the least.
*hides behind Teer again*
*would like to hide behind me as well*
*squeaks again and shoots back up the tree, tail fluffed up*
>.> *Grabs Kade by the collar* Is this fellow scaring you, miss?
*Spinning heel kicks Seb into next week.* She's just feeling shy is all. I said an embarrassing thing to her earlier :laugh:
*peeps out the foliage halfway up the tree*
The things I see out of context hopping from the page I visited last to the last one, which is usually about 5 pages (sometimes more) is.... Odd.
That just means you need to visit the cellars more often ^-^
When someone says Corndauga isn't a ship:
(http://i4.dealtwith.it/i/n/b7854bc135aeb3d3b70b1a0b1dd312de/getthefunkout.gif)
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Corndauga isn't a ship.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9GdQwTX7l5qJG/giphy.gif)
Heh. *disappears back into the foliage*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 02:05:31 AM
That just means you need to visit the cellars more often ^-^
I'm in the Cellars often enough, I just don't keep up. :P
Yeah, you really gotta have good cardio around here. Things tend to just keep on moving.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 09, 2020, 02:25:51 AM
Heh. *disappears back into the foliage*
*Smiles up at Eb.*
*climbs higher*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 02:45:38 AM
Yeah, you really gotta have good cardio around here. Things tend to just keep on moving.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 09, 2020, 02:25:51 AM
Heh. *disappears back into the foliage*
*Smiles up at Eb.*
Ah yes, my least favorite. >_>
Or, you could just use your rolly chair to get around, I suppose.
Oooooh I like that idea much better.
I thought ya might :laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:42:29 AM
*Body slams Kass.*
Don't DARE say that about my friend!
*laughs*
With spite, that's how I dare.
Rolly chairs? *climbs down* Where?
*hides in Kade's fluff*
Excuse me very much, I do not appreciate this behaviour.
Ssh!
No. You wouldn't shush when I asked you to.
Oh. Alrighty then.
...
Why are you so jolly compliant?!
Lass says it's because I have been trained well by Luftwaffles.
Yes.
Mhmm.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 09, 2020, 01:48:10 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:45:38 AM
*Gives Teer a stupid grin.*
You're right, he wasn't.
This is... concerning, to say the least.
*Nods* 'tis.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 09, 2020, 05:01:05 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:42:29 AM
*Body slams Kass.*
Don't DARE say that about my friend!
*laughs*
With spite, that's how I dare.
I didn't ask how. I commanded you not to.
I just made green cookies by accident.
Green like the color, or green like environmentally friendly? Either way, good job! How do they taste?
*Something streaks by in a blurr*
Iz it a Bird?! Iz it a plane?! Nyet! Tiz ........ A Bird!!! *Dramatic muzic*
*Readies shotgun.*
Aaaaaannnnyyyy minute now...
*Flies through the scene, flapping his arms gently.*
Saw this just now and I had to post it somewhere.
Spoiler
(https://cleanmemes.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/img_5389.jpg)
Nice :laugh:
Forgotten Weapons is a great channel.
They are indeed!
*Is grown tired of waiting for the bird, and goes off to look for Rosie's green cookies.*
*The blur shoots by Rosie's green cookies, and they are now gone. Along with the blur*
*Trips the blur into a tree.*
*The blur hits the tree and, for a second, the blur becomes less of a blur before blurring off*
O.o
*Recovered the cookies from the crash.*
*The blur steals Verdie's stuffed teddy*
He had a stuffed teddy?
Also, how horrible.
. . . That was the my sister's. . .
Nay more cookiez!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 09:05:11 PM
*The blur steals Verdie's stuffed teddy*
Oi! *grabs the blur and shakes it* Bad!
*The blur blurs out of Teer's grip, shooting off into the horizon, only a patch of fur/wool remains of Verdie's teddy (I say it's Verdauga's. >.> Why else was it in his bed?)*
807 Pagez ze noo! Major! Let uz keep it up everybeazt!
*The blur had moved so fast that his heels started a fire nearby Kade's house*
*is still holding the blur firmly*
* PoWeR-pLaYiNg AlErT*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 09:30:52 PM
*The blur had moved so fast that his heels started a fire nearby Kade's house*
That's fine. I'm just excited to hear that I have a house.
You must be livin' the dream
You know it
(I mainly did that to see if
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy would come bursting into the topic at the mention of fire. XD You are slacking, my dude. ;D)
You'll have to forgive him.
His head is in another galaxy.
Ooh, nice. ^-^
*The blur is gone, as is Verdie's teddy*
You say that, but the blur is already gone. Along with Verdauga's sister's teddy bear.
Well, that isn't very nice.
Indeed.
*holds a grudge against Sebias*
That's fair.
That was 'The Blur', tho.
Is that, like, the Flash's lesser known cousin?
>.> Perhaps. How would I know?
Humph!
Need some tea?
*Appearz viz a pop* Did zomebeazt mention FIRE?
...Und indeed me 'ead 'az been in anozer galaxy. Ze Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic vone tae be precioze! *Popz back*
*Plans.*
*hides further into Kade's fluff*
*Scraps plans and starts over.*
*is hiding really far into Kade's fluff*
*scraps the fluff and starts over*
*Looks up from plans.* You scrapped. . . Kade's fluff?
Quote from: lass of something much on July 10, 2020, 12:22:15 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 02:28:00 PM
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Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:42:29 AM
*Body slams Kass.*
Don't DARE say that about my friend!
*laughs*
With spite, that's how I dare.
I didn't ask how. I commanded you not to.
HAH! Silly beast.
This isn't your diary, honey.
...Is it mine? O_o
No, I scrapped my own fluff. I've been experimenting and that colour didn't look right.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 10, 2020, 12:27:01 AM
...Is it mine? O_o
*Squints* I don't see any of the dark secrets that Sheev was telling me about, so nah.
. . . Uh.
. . .
*Looks closely.*
It isn't a diary at all!
Ah. . . That explains it.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 10, 2020, 12:30:49 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 10, 2020, 12:27:01 AM
...Is it mine? O_o
*Squints* I don't see any of the dark secrets that Sheev was telling me about, so nah.
Oh, phew.
Phew!
*reads a book*
*pokes head put of Kade's fluff and reads the book over Kass' shoulder*
*Places a newspapre over the book.*
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Why a newspaper?
Well, I can't show everyone my plans, can I?
Fair point.
*moves head under newspaper and continues reading*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 10, 2020, 12:41:38 AM
*pokes head put of Kade's fluff and reads the book over Kass' shoulder*
Whoa! Kinda forgot you were there.
*Doodles in diary*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 10, 2020, 12:48:06 AM
*Places a newspapre over the book.*
*poofs the newspape away*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 03:34:05 PM
Green like the color, or green like environmentally friendly? Either way, good job! How do they taste?
Green like the color ;D
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They taste good! Exactly the same as the normal recipe for these cookies.
Wow. Cool!
If you want the recipe I can give it to you! Everyone needs to experience the shock of biting into a cookie and realizing it is a rich green color ;D
That... that really doesn't look appetizing >_>
Eh, sure, I'll take the recipe.
It looks like some sort of kale slaw shoved into a cookie shell.
I'm sure it tastes fine, though :laugh:
Spoiler
INGREDIENTS
2 1/2 cups almond flour, (scoop and level off)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 cup raw creamy almond butter (The reason they turned green is that I put sunbutter, a peanut butter replacement made from sunflower seeds, in instead)
3/4 cup pure maple syrup
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 350°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside.
In a medium-size mixing bowl, whisk together the almond flour, baking soda, cinnamon and salt.
In a small mixing bowl, whisk together the almond butter, maple syrup and vanilla extract.
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry while stirring. Stir well to thoroughly combine. The dough will be sticky, but this is what you want.
Using your hands, roll the dough, about 1 tablespoon at a time, into a ball and place on the parchment lined baking sheet. Dampen your hands slightly to make the dough easier to work with. Continue until all the dough has been used. Be sure to space the balls of dough out on the baking sheet with a few inches in between because they will spread out into perfectly round cookies.
With slightly damp fingertips press down gently on each dough ball to flatten a bit.
Bake for 8 to 10 minutes, until they are starting to firm up on the outside.
Let cool on the baking sheet for a few minutes before transferring the cookies to a wire rack to continue cooling completely.
*Saves this to a document*
Thanks! Now I have to find some Sunbutter. :laugh:
Oh also to help with dough sticking to your fingers you can usually try refrigerating it, or greasing or flouring your hands.*
*Full disclaimer: I have never worked with this recipe before, just speaking from baking experience. Use tips at own risk for less than optimal cookies.
>_>
I'll keep that in mind.
If you do try and make them, pleeease send pictures. ;D
*Fades away.*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 10, 2020, 05:55:25 PM
If you do try and make them, pleeease send pictures. ;D
Will regular flour and salt work?
I think normal salt should be fine, but from what I am reading you will need to use almond flour. Sorry about that!
Got it. I'll see if I can get some soon.
Oooh! Can I be the taste tester? :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 10, 2020, 07:49:23 PM
Oooh! Can I be the taste tester? :D
Sure, just come down here once I make some! :D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 10, 2020, 05:41:03 PM
Spoiler
INGREDIENTS
2 1/2 cups almond flour, (scoop and level off)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 cup raw creamy almond butter (The reason they turned green is that I put sunbutter, a peanut butter replacement made from sunflower seeds, in instead)
3/4 cup pure maple syrup
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 350°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside.
In a medium-size mixing bowl, whisk together the almond flour, baking soda, cinnamon and salt.
In a small mixing bowl, whisk together the almond butter, maple syrup and vanilla extract.
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry while stirring. Stir well to thoroughly combine. The dough will be sticky, but this is what you want.
Using your hands, roll the dough, about 1 tablespoon at a time, into a ball and place on the parchment lined baking sheet. Dampen your hands slightly to make the dough easier to work with. Continue until all the dough has been used. Be sure to space the balls of dough out on the baking sheet with a few inches in between because they will spread out into perfectly round cookies.
With slightly damp fingertips press down gently on each dough ball to flatten a bit.
Bake for 8 to 10 minutes, until they are starting to firm up on the outside.
Let cool on the baking sheet for a few minutes before transferring the cookies to a wire rack to continue cooling completely.
That sounds extremely delicious. Benefits of having a very health-conscious mum, we actually have basically all of those ingredients. (Though I don't know of we have sunflower butter) I will certainly try this recipe. Thank you.
*sets fire to a bin*
THANK YOU! (It took you long enough)
Quote from: lass of something much on July 11, 2020, 10:18:38 AM
*sets fire to a bin*
*Pokes head out of bin* Oi! I live here! *Puts out fire*
Russa is Grouch confirmed.
Who said that?!
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*Hides behind the trash can lid.*
No one at alll.
Hello, No One, how are you?
>.>
<.<
BOOKLOVER! *tackle hugs*
Teer! Careful! You might crush her!
She's in small mode.
Mae govannen, mellyn nin. Prynhawn da, everybeast. Hello!
I don't really like prawns.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 12, 2020, 02:06:23 AM
Mae govannen, mellyn nin. Prynhawn da, everybeast. Hello!
For those of us who only know Atlantian, could you please translate?
Hello!
I said 'Well met, my friends' in Sindarin and 'Good afternoon' in Welsh.
Oh, well, Hallo, and good eventide.
Thankee. And to you, too.
Thanks for translating. I'm too lazy to google it.
And google translate isn't always accurate (rabbits, nails and so on).
The only Welsh I know is craeso cymry (something like that, it mean welcome to Wales).
Good morning to you, Booklover.
Good... ummm... morning(?) to you. I hope you aren't still awake.
Hehehe...It was...Not that late
Quote« on: Today at 02:47:38 PM »
Quote from: Booklover on July 12, 2020, 02:47:38 PM
Good... ummm... morning(?) to you. I hope you aren't still awake.
It was only eleven forty-four. I went to bed basically straight after I said that too.
Quote from: Booklover on July 12, 2020, 11:40:55 AM
And google translate isn't always accurate (rabbits, nails and so on).
The only Welsh I know is craeso cymry (something like that, it means welcome to Wales).
Croeso Cymraeg, perhaps?
Is it just the fact that I've been going to bed earlier or has Booklover not really come here so much lately?
I have no idea.
I see.
Hello, topic! You must lock. If you do not, I will disassociate myself from your pathetic clutches. :)
I think you need to say it louder.
Mm. Say it louder, but don't shout it.
Yeah, that.
*posts*
Well done.
*posts again*
Well done, again.
Quite so, quite so.
You are a very accomplished beast.
*cannot be bothered to find the exact quote from Pride and Prejudice about accomplished women*
*fair enough*
*posts*
This does not contribute to the conversation at paw.
You're right, it doesn't.
I'm usually right.
Wrong.
No you.
*sulks in a tree*
Are you grumpy?
No. Nos da, goodnight. ^-^
Oh. Alrighty.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 13, 2020, 02:30:31 AM
Is it just the fact that I've been going to bed earlier or has Booklover not really come here so much lately?
Me not coming on much, probably.
Oh. Do you want to join the chaos?
Why would I be here if I didn't?
Aaaashhhgggrrrraaeggghhhhh
Good morning, everybeast. Brace yourselves.
Spoiler
HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY! WE'RE GOING TO HOBBITON! SQUEEEAAAK!
Cool.
I'm at the dentist's.
Oof
Lovely.
How delightful.
Indeed.
Corn, is that the picture of you sitting on Dann?
Uh. Maybe?
Yes, yes it is XD
Ah, wonderful.
kek
Kick?
no, kek
*kicks One-Eye*
why tho
No capitals, no punctuation and an Australian accent. You expect me to put up with that?
No. We expect you to horrifically murder the culprit.
That sounds a lot worse than it did in my head.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 14, 2020, 08:15:54 AM
No capitals, no punctuation and an Australian accent. You expect me to put up with that?
I don't where, how, or even why it started, but "kek" is a variation of "lol".
I prefer to roll on the floor laughing...
Quote from: Verdauga on July 14, 2020, 12:38:32 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 14, 2020, 08:15:54 AM
No capitals, no punctuation and an Australian accent. You expect me to put up with that?
I don't where, how, or even why it started, but "kek" is a variation of "lol".
Looked it up, it's a WoW thing. When someone from the Horde types "lol", nearby Alliance members see it as "kek".
Hmm! Wonder why they coded it like that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 14, 2020, 03:43:59 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 14, 2020, 12:38:32 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 14, 2020, 08:15:54 AM
No capitals, no punctuation and an Australian accent. You expect me to put up with that?
I don't where, how, or even why it started, but "kek" is a variation of "lol".
Looked it up, it's a WoW thing. When someone from the Horde types "lol", nearby Alliance members see it as "kek".
But you just told me all about it, so why bother looking it up?
I didn't ask you to; you're blatantly ignoring context and understood nouns, as well as ignoring the spelling of words.
You fiend.
Even if kek is a perfectly legitimate word, he should have used capitals.
Wrongo, friendo.
No you.
Yes there is.
*sighs* Can we argue about grammar later? Or not at all (until it inevitably gets brought up again)?
Who hacked BL's account?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dgnqML41g4o/Uw9hRGrUMdI/AAAAAAAAIHg/sVwLhWivBz4/s1600/tumblr_mhkqrcyVUL1s51zjyo1_500.gif)
Well, at least he didn't kick it this time.
This is because I'm tired from work at the moment. ^-^
Quote from: Booklover on July 14, 2020, 10:03:32 PM
*sighs* Can we argue about grammar later? Or not at all (until it inevitably gets brought up again)?
Traitor.
no u
No you.
Incorrect response, little one.
So you think.
So I know. ^-^
Nope.
Teer, I think it's about time you ended this little charade.
What?
I know you've been lying to all of us this entire time. I think it's about time you come clean.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 14, 2020, 10:27:56 PM
I know you've been lying to all of us this entire time. I think it's about time you come clean.
You expect me to admit it in public? I told you privately and I expect it to stay private, Kade Rivok.
I want to knoooooooooooooooooooow.
That's nice. Your preferences will still be ignored.
:'(
I think Eb deserves to know.
Thank you, Kade.
Hmmmmmaybe. I will consider telling her.
What'd I miss this time?
Oh, ya know, the usual. Little bit of murder, little bit of... not murder.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 03:37:16 AM
Oh, ya know, the usual. Little bit of murder, little bit of... not murder.
DID SOMEONE SAY
MURDER!?!?!?
I have absolutely no experience committing murder I assure you.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 14, 2020, 11:21:51 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 14, 2020, 10:27:56 PM
I know you've been lying to all of us this entire time. I think it's about time you come clean.
You expect me to admit it in public? I told you privately and I expect it to stay private, Kade Rivok.
Pleeeeaaase tell me? 8-)
I have a test in a while.
Oh?
Eye test. I passed but the license place closed at four thirty instead of five so I have to wait until tomorrow to get my license.
Ah. I see.
Cool. I would definitely fail that test.
Well, I passed with flying colours. Obviously my excessive studying paid off. All the nights of reading for hours on end with bad lighting, not even taking the time to look up every few pages. My tireless slaving as I did extensive research on the internet. It has all contributed to my success in this particular, very important, test.
Oh, the vision test. I'm a little nearsighted in my left eye.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 15, 2020, 08:22:06 AM
Well, I passed with flying colours. Obviously my excessive studying paid off. All the nights of reading for hours on end with bad lighting, not even taking the time to look up every few pages. My tireless slaving as I did extensive research on the internet. It has all contributed to my success in this particular, very important, test.
Nice! Congratulations! *Throws confetti* :)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 15, 2020, 08:22:06 AM
Well, I passed with flying colours. Obviously my excessive studying paid off. All the nights of reading for hours on end with bad lighting, not even taking the time to look up every few pages. My tireless slaving as I did extensive research on the internet. It has all contributed to my success in this particular, very important, test.
Congratulations, Teer!
See the conversation leading up to her saying that.
But I already read that. Does this mean she didn't tell us the secret, since she dodged the truth?
Yup, and it was a very obvious shift, which is why I gave it a 2 out of 10.
Interesting. You should tell us.
Spoiler
Plot twist, it was a scam all along. :laugh:
*Zree Omelettez fly pazt*
Ooh! *Follows the three omelettes into a swamp*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 15, 2020, 05:24:16 PM
Interesting. You should tell us.
Spoiler
Plot twist, it was a scam all along. :laugh:
Hardly a plot twist when it was blatantly obvious all along.
Teer would be much obliged if you were to believe so, I'm sure :laugh:
I want to knoooooooooooooooow!
After work today, yeah? Also, I want at least two pages of speculation. Everybeast here has been slacking.
QuoteGuest 10:33:31 PM Viewing the topic The Wedding of Ebanok .
*wails*
If only SOMEBODY would do what they said they would do.
*continues wailing*
You... you aren't trying to sing, right?
*stops wailing* No, I was wailing in anguish.
Ok, thank goodness. I definitely was feeling the anguish.
Good.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 10:38:33 PM
If only SOMEBODY would do what they said they would do.
I'm GOING to, I just haven't got around to it yet.
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More posts first.
y
Because this topic needs to be locked.
*Sigh*
Fiiiine.
*Posts*
What page, again?
Aye?
What page will you reveal your darkest secrets on?
Not telling.
-_-
Put it this way: I definitely won't be revealing anything shocking until page 823.
Hmm...
The more pages there are, though, the more I will be willing to reveal.
Okay. Fine. I'm trusting you.
That's a bad idea, but oh well.
*posts*
Indeed.
*posts again*
Can you please do something to help further the conversation?
No.
Meanie.
Guest 03:01:56 AM Viewing the topic Secrets we must keep from Lass thread..
What in arda....
Hah!
You may be now. It won't last long.
Nah. I'll be innocent forever.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 03:44:58 AM
You may be now. It won't last long.
Agreed. Enjoy it while you can.
I'll be innocent until I die. I could make that happen sooner, of course. That would probably take care of the problem. :P
Seb, if you want to stay innocent, I suggest you don't keep asking me to tell my darkest secrets.
Ooh, do tell!
There are not enough pages yet.
Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 16, 2020, 04:01:07 AM
Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page. Page.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 03:06:42 AM
Hah!
I can't find it now...The guest went off when I reloaded the page to see if I misread
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 16, 2020, 04:01:07 AM
Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page.
Still not enough.
There are now. TELL US.
Well, one of the conditions is complete, but I also said that I'd tell when I got home from work.
It's 5pm. You should be home by now.
That's not how locksmithing works.
Just hurry up and get home.
I can't just go home and leave Dad and the slave here. They're doing something.
Congratulations, by the by.
For?
Getting your learner's.
Thanks.
'S alright.
Indeed. We're getting ready to go home.
(Show dad this)
HURRY UP, I'M HUNGRY!!!!
He's gone to talk with the customer.
I'm hungry too, actually.
And me.
I am no longer hungry. Homemade burgers are the best.
We are also having homemade burgers for dinner. How nice.
Ah, but are your homemade burger patties made from homekill beef?
Probably not.
Speaking of home, I'm home.
So hurry up and TELL US!
Hmmmm.... I'm not sure if
@Rosie Willowwater would appreciate that? What say you, Rosie?
TELL US NOW.
I just don't think it would be right to tell you without Rosie's consent.
Stop delaying!
I can't just tell you all without Rosie's permission. It's as much her private information as it is mine.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 07:45:43 AM
Ah, but are your homemade burger patties made from homekill beef?
*feels ill*
Why, though?
They...They killed it..And ate it...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 08:22:44 AM
Hmmmm.... I'm not sure if @Rosie Willowwater would appreciate that? What say you, Rosie?
*blinks*
Sure? I have no idea what you are talking about, but sure. ;D
I'm... not so sure you should consent to that so easily, Rosie.
*whispers*
What am I consenting to?
Eb and some others are trying to get Teer to spill some secrets. And some of those secrets involve you, if you recall.
I don't have any secrets to keep, and I think Teer knows little enough of me to not know anything I didn't really want to share.
I think I'm good ;D
And, if not, I can always delete her post ;)
Uhhh, I mean if you're ok with her spilling the beans on the "lima bean" discussion then...
The more y'all post, the more I think this is a scam. ^-^
. . .
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 08:41:31 PM
The more y'all post, the more I think this is a scam. ^-^
Good.
*Shrugs* :P
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 09:49:16 PM
. . .
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Yes please. Rooibos, if you have it
Um... *Looks around* Only Green Tea.
...nevermind.
*Makes some anyway*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 08:41:31 PM
The more y'all post, the more I think this is a scam. ^-^
No idea why that would come to mind, but I must say it sounds... plausible.
O0
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 16, 2020, 02:07:50 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 08:22:44 AM
Hmmmm.... I'm not sure if @Rosie Willowwater would appreciate that? What say you, Rosie?
*blinks*
Sure? I have no idea what you are talking about, but sure. ;D
Alright then, if you're sure.
You do know Teer made this up to make you post more, right?
We're waiting... (very, very patiently, I must add)
Booklover, check your mentions.
Yes, if I have time I will do it tomorrow. However, right now I really need to go to bed, because it is 10:15pm and I have my final two lessons of the school year tomorrow. Goodnight.
No, don't bother. Just post in Legend of the Labyrinth.
Hah
Hilarious.
Well something had to do it, because you beasts were slacking and then some!
*Trust is shattered*
I do like how Teer just immediately went with it when I randomly accused her of keeping a secret :laugh:
It was the more interesting way to do things.
Anybody remember puppy monkey baby?
Ah... no?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2020, 10:37:24 PM
I do like how Teer just immediately went with it when I randomly accused her of keeping a secret :laugh:
Yeah. It kinda reminding me about when we were pretending to be siblings, so that's why I had doubts. ^-^
You were only pretending? I'm kind of disappointed.
I was about to say the same thing :laugh:
Fair enough.
*posts*
*claps*
*doesn't clap* Maybe I should change my status.
You probably should. Maybe change it to shaken, with a line face, taking into account Kade's latest actions.
Oo, good idea.
Indeed. I'm full of them.
And so humble. Also, done.
Well done.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 17, 2020, 02:06:17 AM
Indeed. I'm full of them.
Nayzin' elze? Nay blood or brainz? Juzt ideaz?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 15, 2020, 05:54:20 AM
Eye test. I passed but the license place closed at four thirty instead of five so I have to wait until tomorrow to get my license.
Coolio! I just got my Learner's today.
yes I know I'm gonna be nineteen soon and only just got my Learner's but whatever... :P ;D
Did you two get your Learner's on the same day? That's pretty cool.
No, I got mine yesterday.
Congratulations, Amber!
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 17, 2020, 04:24:13 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 15, 2020, 05:54:20 AM
Eye test. I passed but the license place closed at four thirty instead of five so I have to wait until tomorrow to get my license.
Coolio! I just got my Learner's today. yes I know I'm gonna be nineteen soon and only just got my Learner's but whatever... :P ;D
I'm 18, didn't get my permit till 17. Still don't have my license. XD There's no time limit on driving.
*really has no idea how the American system for driving works* I'm pretty sure the thing I just got would be classified as a permit in America?
Yep. We call it learner's permit (you can start driving with a licensed adult in the car), I think y'all just call it learner's license.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
*cries*
I got my permit back when I was [redacted]. ;D
Good for you.
Thank you. ^-^
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 17, 2020, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 17, 2020, 02:06:17 AM
Indeed. I'm full of them.
Nayzin' elze? Nay blood or brainz? Juzt ideaz?
...That is an interesting question. :laugh:
She definitely has blood, and probably bones too.
Probably, but you never know.
She has very sharp elbows, that's for sure.
XD
And a very sharp chin.
... She attacked you with her chin? :laugh:
No!
Well, maybe a couple of times.
More than a couple, sister dear.
The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of you are not a fan and a half hour to go to bed and I don't know why you so good at it...
Wortshire, what time did you go to bed last night?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 17, 2020, 11:34:32 PM
I got my permit back when I was [redacted]. ;D
Grey said you were 17, so it couldn't have been long ago..
I always thought that Seb and Sheev were the same age. I always had a hard time telling them apart. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on July 18, 2020, 03:03:50 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 17, 2020, 11:34:32 PM
I got my permit back when I was [redacted]. ;D
Grey said you were 17, so it couldn't have been long ago..
In the US you can get your permit at 15 and license at 16. (No, I don't know who thought that was a good idea.)
In New Zealand we can get our learner's at 16.
Ahhhh. Nice nice.
Not really.
Oh?
It used to be fifteen, but they changed it. The education system is dumbing people down so they can't handle the responsibility of driving.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 18, 2020, 03:46:25 AM
It used to be fifteen, but they changed it. The education system is dumbing people down so they can't handle the responsibility of driving.
In 'murica, there's this thing called cutting the tulips. It means that the smartest peoplle get dumbed down to the lowest level in the system. It's communisim, and not the good kind.
Ah, yes. We have that.
We also have tall poppy syndrome, where everybeast's peers cut them down before the education system has to.
The world is filled with idiots, and trying to make them smart is a waste of time.
There are a few slightly less stupid people in the world, though.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 18, 2020, 02:18:52 AM
The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of you are not a fan and a half hour to go to bed and I don't know why you so good at it...
What in arda..
Yah.
XD
Fascinating.
Quite.
*Explodes quietly*
*Implodes*
*A line of hooded figures march in, chanting ominously*
*gasp*
*Explodes, but in a different part of the topic*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FemalePepperyIridescentshark-max-1mb.gif)
How sad.
Maybe.
I suspect not, but I could be wrong.
My 'friend' took my blanket away and now I'm cold.
Who?
The big Chip.
Why is she in your bed?
She isn't. People can use blankets outside of beds, you know.
Where are you?
At home.
Eb is confoozled.
*Enlightens Eb* There ya go.
How DARE you let this get down to the second page? SLACKERS!
Gettin' cloze tae ze goalpoint, zough. Keep poztin' everybeazt!
Yeah, we may get it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 19, 2020, 10:37:30 PM
How DARE you let this get down to the second page? SLACKERS!
This was on the first page this morning my time!
That's... nice?
I'm not used to topics getting bumped to page 2 so quickly. >_>
*Keeps posting, and does so fabulously*
Oh yes, so fabulous.
. . . Is that sarcasm I'm detecting? :-|
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 20, 2020, 02:23:00 AM
I'm not used to topics getting bumped to page 2 so quickly. >_>
It was terribly wicked. Everybeast should post here every second post. With everybeast doing it, it will be locked fast.
Agreed.
To be fair, this is probably going to be the fastest that any thread has ever been locked if we keep up this pace.
That's the plan.
I suppose so. It took years to lock the first one, right?
Yeah. We can be a speedy bunch if we put our minds to it.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 20, 2020, 03:10:28 AM
I suppose so. It took years to lock the first one, right?
Yeah, about four years, from memory.
Guitars are so cool!
Had a good lesson?
Yep!
I assume it went well?
Yah. The cousin is a great teacher.
*giggles*
*looks adoring at my Kat*
*Iz bouncin' off ze vallz* AH FOUND IT! AH FOUND IT! AH FOOOUND IIIIIT!!! MAJOR!!!!!!!!!
AH FOUND IT!!!
Congratulations.
So proud of you guys. This will be the first time we reached the goal before the due date. It's enough to bring a man to tears.
It will be locked in time, if beasts stop SLACKING.
LOCK FOR THE GLORY OFTHE SOVIET ONION
Good idea.
lock pls
For freedom! *begins posting with a vengeance*
Yay!
*charges* For Rohan!
For Narnia and the North! HOLT LUTRAAAAAAAAA!!!
Logalogalogalogalogalogalooooog!
Happy birthday!!!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 21, 2020, 09:42:06 AM
*charges* For Rohan!
RIDE! RIDE FOR ROHAN! AND THE WORLD'S END! DEEAAAAATTTHHHH!!!!
I have been in the world of code that you can also use. The only thing that I have a bad thing is that you are looking for the next couple of years ago and I will be able to make sure that you can find out more about the same time. it was great to see if you want to be the first time in my opinion. the only one who has been in the world of the Kades into plants then sets them on the left shoulder strap and I will be able to do it.
Merry Christmas, or whatever
Get some sleep, both of you.
I think my boss would be slightly unhappy with me if I were to do so.
I will not. Only the best way for the first time in the future of our lives and I will not be able to make sure that I can get a chance to win a game of poker. the only one who has been the most important thing to remember to bring it to you. I will be able to do with it. it is not a big deal, but the fact that you are not an intended recipient.
Your boss sounds downright unreasonable. First he complains about you coming to work in your pajamas, now he doesn't want you to get the rest your body needs? Tyrant!
Pajamas? Well, if you want to look at it that way, that's fine :laugh:
You should probably go on strike. The way your boss is treating you is not morally acceptable.
I hear ya, I really do, BUT, he also gives me money, so EH.
Oh. Alright then. (You should still protest for better rights, though maybe going on strike is slightly over enthusiastic)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 21, 2020, 10:01:22 PM
I will not. Only the best way for the first time in the future of our lives and I will not be able to make sure that I can get a chance to win a game of poker. the only one who has been the most important thing to remember to bring it to you. I will be able to do with it. it is not a big deal, but the fact that you are not an intended recipient.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 21, 2020, 03:07:37 PM
I have been in the world of code that you can also use. The only thing that I have a bad thing is that you are looking for the next couple of years ago and I will be able to make sure that you can find out more about the same time. it was great to see if you want to be the first time in my opinion. the only one who has been in the world of the Kades into plants then sets them on the left shoulder strap and I will be able to do it.
@Scott McLamok help...Your friend has gone mad...
We've done less than four pages in two days. This is disgraceful.
Indeed. On the plus side, Kade isn't dead! Yay!
Not yet at least! Woo!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 21, 2020, 11:21:08 PM
We've done less than four pages in two days. This is disgraceful.
It's not that bad...Chill...Wait, where's Verdie?
Quote from: lass of something much on July 21, 2020, 11:17:00 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 21, 2020, 10:01:22 PM
I will not. Only the best way for the first time in the future of our lives and I will not be able to make sure that I can get a chance to win a game of poker. the only one who has been the most important thing to remember to bring it to you. I will be able to do with it. it is not a big deal, but the fact that you are not an intended recipient.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 21, 2020, 03:07:37 PM
I have been in the world of code that you can also use. The only thing that I have a bad thing is that you are looking for the next couple of years ago and I will be able to make sure that you can find out more about the same time. it was great to see if you want to be the first time in my opinion. the only one who has been in the world of the Kades into plants then sets them on the left shoulder strap and I will be able to do it.
@Scott McLamok help...Your friend has gone mad...
Have Lass not Kass ask and I will smack the back of his head...
{I'm not Kass, Kass writes in italics} He'd proooobably get annoyed at that...
Hmm last time I checked Lass has a much prettier face...*mumbles something*
Ach... *Dodgez flyin' Omelettez zat zoar by o'er'ead*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 22, 2020, 03:41:04 AM
Hmm last time I checked Lass has a much prettier face...*mumbles something*
Well, obviously, I'm a pigeon, we're not really known for beauty...I'm Twix by the way, nice to meet you!
Uhhh....
Hmm, would it help if I posted in a different colour?
I don't know if I can trust you...
Probably not.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 22, 2020, 03:50:53 AM
I don't know if I can trust you...
That's quite a shame.. Would it help that I'm a friend of Lass? She finds me annoying, yes, but I was here long before.. That horrid thing..
*Fingers pistols*
Yeah sure...
*bobs head happily*
Okay so what do you want?
I'm going to kill you, Pidgeon!
*draws M60*
Start running!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 22, 2020, 04:02:28 AM
Okay so what do you want?
I want anything right now, but thanks for asking.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 22, 2020, 04:06:53 AM
I'm going to kill you, Pidgeon!
*draws M60*
Start running!
But why? I've done nothing wrong... But if you must shoot me, go ahead, you can't kill me...
I was almost right. I said your name was Twixie.
Ah yes, the annoying nickname Lass gave me..
I liked Hoiho better. Cockatiel poo is easier to clean up.
*posts because Teer is nagging me*
Good. Do it again.
No u.
*posts*
Well done. *gives Eb and Scott a biscuit each*
Thankee.
Thank you!
No problem.
*eats the biscuit*
Is it yum?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9c060e1e972f40e3f1c5c0f033e3558d/tenor.gif?itemid=17347604)
GULP!
*waira gulps down Twixie*
Has anyone seen my...
...okay, what did he do?
*squawks indignantly*
That's not very nice.
...spit it out.
SPLOOT!
*fluffs out feathers*
*Pets the fluffy birb.*
*preens*
Awwwwwww
*Coos*
*Hugs the fluffy birb.*
Uh, thanks?
What? Don't like hugs?
It just wasn't expecting it.
Fluffy birb?
Piging.
O.o
Pigeon?
Yah.
Ahhhh gotcha gotcha.
So.
Do.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 09:54:27 PM
What? Don't like hugs?
Oh, nono, I'm just a bit... Covered in that thing's spit
Gross...
Yeah, I agree.
It could be vorze. At leazt ye verenae bitten by a Rakghoul!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/2/23/Rakghoul_pandemic.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140125022859)
(https://i.imgur.com/IrM7YFA.jpg)
True.
Wonderful. It's always nice to find common ground.
Indeedeth.
*hums absently*
*joins in*
*stops humming* What are you humming?
The same thing as you were humming. I'm not sure what it was, but it's nice.
>.>
<.<
Hello.
Greetings
What's up?
Oh, not much...
How's life?
Wonderful.
That's wonderful!
It really is.
How are you?
Why?
*bumps topic*
This behavior is unacceptable! Second page, everybeast! How could you?
Waka Waka Waka.
*takes flight*
Waka Waka wak wak
Whack, whack. *whacks the next poster*
Ow! Meanie.
Oh, sorry. *whacks the next beast to look at this thread and not post*
Not me, then. Good.
Barraki...
How has everyone been? (I'm doing pretty well, if anyone is curious, btw. :laugh: Dirty and smelly from working outside, but doing well.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 23, 2020, 11:15:51 PM
Oh, sorry. *whacks the next beast to look at this thread and not post*
Twas me...
Ouch.
He deserved it.
One must wonder...
...why
Because he saw that this thread needed posting in and he didn't do it.
why?
*Shrugs*
y?
Wy?
uwoy?
Incorrect, actually.
Wow. Skills.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 24, 2020, 01:40:15 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 23, 2020, 11:15:51 PM
Oh, sorry. *whacks the next beast to look at this thread and not post*
Twas me...
Twas me actually, although I
tried to post. The internet wouldn't let me.
Hmm... *whacks the internet*
*the internet dies* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I'm sorry, Inigo. I didn't mean to jog it that hard.
...whooooooooo?
Princess Bride quote.
...oh. I should watch that movie again.
You should! Wanna come to my house tomorrow afternoon and do it?
Can't, I'm afraid. But I left The Witch of Blackbird Pond in your backpack, and I'll have to get it at some point.
It's alright. I can't either. I'm going to Taupo.
What? Since when?
Since like, ten minutes ago?
...oh-kay. For how long?
Not very long. I'll be back in time for church on Sunday.
Have fun.
Will do.
Why are you going to Taupo, btw?
Because we decided to gate crash the family reunion.
Which family reunion?
The one that we're gate crashing.
-_-
I mean, I had no idea there was a family reunion happening until this evening and I don't know much about it, other than the fact we're gate crashing.
I have become more than one of the most important things in the world of the most of my favorite is not the intended to be in a few years, but I don't have a great time at all. the other day. the other day I will be a good day to day basis, but I don't have a great time. . I am Baron, but I don't know what you are a lot of fun and easy. I have been in a couple of years ago and I am not sure how to get to the next day. the only way I can do that. but, I have been in a couple of years, and then the rest of your own home and Garden, I am going to be in touch with you and the rest of your choice of the most important thing is to be a great deal.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:41:16 AM
...oh. I should watch that movie again.
You were one word away from destruction.
That's...good to know?
It is.
Okay. It's kind of concerning too, though.
Villain...
Whoooooooooooooo?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 03:04:33 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:41:16 AM
...oh. I should watch that movie again.
You were one word away from destruction.
Don't worry, Kade. I wouldn't let her not watch The Princess Bride.
Ah.
You couldn't actually make me if I didn't want to.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 24, 2020, 09:50:40 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 03:04:33 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:41:16 AM
...oh. I should watch that movie again.
You were one word away from destruction.
Don't worry, Kade. I wouldn't let her not watch The Princess Bride.
You aren't exactly reliable when it comes to movies >_>
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 09:52:32 PM
You couldn't actually make me if I didn't want to.
You'd be surprised.
I think not.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 09:52:39 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 24, 2020, 09:50:40 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 03:04:33 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:41:16 AM
...oh. I should watch that movie again.
You were one word away from destruction.
Don't worry, Kade. I wouldn't let her not watch The Princess Bride.
You aren't exactly reliable when it comes to movies >_>
Yeah, but this is The Princess Bride we're talking about.
Mm.
I'm glad you agree.
Mm.
Mm.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3ohuAr9yuFsnNlSjqE/200_d.gif)
Why would you agree, Scott?
He's seen it, I'm pretty sure.
Mm
Mm.
Mm
Mm?
Mm!
MmmMmm
Mmmhmm???
Mm!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
MmmM
.mmH
Mm..
MMM!
HELLO!
...hi?
I'M MER, JARKY'S NEW ALTERNATE PERSONALITY!
We don't need any more! Go away!
You sound very enthusiastic, Mer. :laugh:
Mm
MMHMM!
Wonderful. Another one.
Mmm
Mmm?
Mmm!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NecessaryEasyGemsbok-size_restricted.gif)
IT'S SO CUTE!
Mmm?
LOOK AT IT!
Hmmmm...
Know maybe she does not. Hrmmm?
Mmmmmmm.......HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM
IT'S A BABY YODA! IT'S SO CUTE!
Mmm
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 25, 2020, 08:59:52 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NecessaryEasyGemsbok-size_restricted.gif)
Jus give him a frog
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm have you watched The Mandalorian Lass?
Sadly, only bits :P
Cool! It's my favorite live action TV series!
*Thinks up ways to be mean* Ahhhhhh...That is...Dumbo?
...
Yas
(https://www.moviequotesandmore.com/wp-content/uploads/dumbo-2019-2.jpg)
Ewwww
Lol.
*thinks about being mean*...Na... *hugs Scott*
NOBODY SEES THIS.
*Grins* Yup... Nobody...
...
Pancakes, anybeast?
I'd like some, but I've just had dinner.
Technicalities, dear. These are forum pancakes. *gives Verdauga pancakes*
I prefer Puncakes...
Fussy fish.
Oo oo! May I have some pancakes please? I have bacon and banana and maple syrup and blueberries for everybeast to have on them!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 26, 2020, 12:34:26 AM
Technicalities, dear. These are forum pancakes. *gives Verdauga pancakes*
Aww, thanks!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 26, 2020, 12:37:18 AM
I prefer Puncakes...
that was half-baked.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 26, 2020, 12:45:02 AM
Oo oo! May I have some pancakes please? I have bacon and banana and maple syrup and blueberries for everybeast to have on them!
Alright, alright, child. Calm down and sit bacon your seat.
I wasn't sitting in the first place, but okay.
Good child. *puts a plate of pancakes on the table in Eb's place*
*squeaks happily*
*is glad*
*begins eating the pancakes*
*begins cooking more pancakes*
*offers pancakes to
@Lass*
That's a nice thing to do.
Yes, but she is refusing to post and accept them! :(
What a wicked child.
Indeed, but we will forgive her because she draws adorable things which I would rather she didn't post here.
Fair enough.
Mm. *eats a pancake*
Good?
Wonderful.
That's good.
*pokes topic*
*Hits topic with frying pan*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 26, 2020, 01:42:30 AM
Indeed, but we will forgive her because she draws adorable things which I would rather she didn't post here.
The ones with you and Kade?
*posts in topic*
Angry Corn! *runs for cover*
*pours gasoline in a ring around myself and lights it*
*This appears on Corns screen*
(https://devforum.roblox.com/uploads/default/original/4X/6/6/8/668f89107b0155151c04b47bce14e18526289533.png)
That is not very nice.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 27, 2020, 03:50:48 AM
*This appears on Corns screen*
(https://devforum.roblox.com/uploads/default/original/4X/6/6/8/668f89107b0155151c04b47bce14e18526289533.png)
Meanie..
Exactly. *hides again*
*hides with Teer* Why are we hiding?
Because Corn is angry.
y?
-_-
*Zudden a myzteriouz tickin' noize beginz*
*...Und zen it zpeedz up*
*snuggles deeper into hiding place*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 28, 2020, 12:49:21 AM
*Zudden a myzteriouz tickin' noize beginz*
*...Und zen it zpeedz up*
XD
*Zitz on ze ceilin' viz a box o' matchez und a frizbee*
*continues hiding*
Spoiler
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 28, 2020, 12:49:21 AM
*Zudden a myzteriouz tickin' noize beginz*
*...Und zen it zpeedz up*
That is beautiful. I must show Dotti.
That's a good idea.
I occasionally have them.
I know.
The only way to get a chance to win a game of the Kades into plants then sets them on the left shoulder piece a few weeks, so I'm sure it was great and we are going to be a good time to do. . * Grabs twould, I will have the option. if I could be used for the next few weeks ago by the way to the exit toward the purchase price. the only thing you need anything else. the only thing I have been the best way for the next day, I have a bad idea, I have been in the future, but I think the last few years. I have to do it.
I think Wortshire needs to go to saint mungoes...
Honestly I'm just impressed his auto suggestions don't repeat more often. Every time I try to do that I end up with a repetitive mess.
It depends mostly on how much he chooses. He could place an intentional word in there to stack the recommendations.
True, true.
(https://i.imgur.com/1esgJ90.jpg)
Heh.
A little brother does not have to pay for else in the world of outlaws and a fever but we do not know what to say to the U.S.government and its just a little bit better than the area I think I was in a meeting of peppermint tea.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 28, 2020, 11:18:48 PM
A little brother does not have to pay for else in the world of outlaws and a fever but we do not know what to say to the U.S.government and its just a little bit better than the area I think I was in a meeting of peppermint tea.
I approve.
Yeah that's great but I'll probably get it to him soon I wanna is a time for you and I will be going on to a few days and then we can get a couple things done and I can get them over there I wanna was a little fun I just had a lot to say I don't want you guys going on a little different day or just want you know I gotta is a really fun night I wanna is a really fun night I wanna is a really fun day I wanna is a really fun day for me and you can do you think you want xD
Literary masterpiece.
Indeed.
thorough unavailable with how you are today Andrew keep this ground century today i require a licence for your zoning barbeque for the writing group yesterday was excellent
Fascinating.
*Sips smoothie* . . . What a fascinating conversation.
Seb, are you purposely ignoring me?
Who are we ingnoringing?
My question exactly.
*Sips smoothie* Hey, One-Eye.
Should we start a riot?
Yes.
Ok!
*lights a molotov*
DOWN WITH THE... WHATEVER WE'RE RIOTING AGAINST! ANGRY!!!
DOWN WITH THE THINGY!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 29, 2020, 04:33:30 AM
Should we start a riot?
*Checks watch* Hmm... The bomb was supposed to go off... Nah, it should be fine. Sure, let's do it!
DOWN WITH IT!!!
THE THING IS BAD! WE ARE ANGRY! WE DON'T LIKE THE THING PARTICULARLY MUCH!!!
WE HATE IT! IT MUST BE DESTROYED!
*throws the molotov against a wall*
WAR NOT PEACE!
WE DON'T LIKE IT!!! WE WANT CHANGE!!!
CHANGE! CHANGE! CHANGE!
No.
We're supposed to be protesting.
But I don't want to protest!
Ah, so you're protesting against protesting.
*Protests protesting protesting*
147 more pagez tae gae. Keep it up everybeazt!
*Protests and destroys random stuff* WE MUST STOP IT FROM DESTROYING STUFF!!!
*Spray paints a frowny face on a building*
( :laugh:)
How ya doing?
Pretty good. How 'bout you?
Not too bad, thanks. We just got back from a swimming trip.
'ere'z a loine:
________________________________________________________
Thank you.
\
\
\
\
\
\
\
\
\
Und 'ere'z anozer!
Very nice. That's even better than the first one.
*Sets up curtains*
Those lines are quite artistic.
That's nothing. Look at this!
-;-{][[[[[[[[_////////
Nah, Hiag's stuff was better.
:-|
*pats comfortingly* Your art was still nice.
Greetings.
Kia ora.
Just a reminder, it's almost time for Tap because it isn't the holidays anymore.
Thanks. I'm keeping an eye on things.
Just making sure. ^-^
Fair enough.
Mmm.
Correct.
*posts*
Wow.
*posts again*
*Posts, and does so fabulously*
Impressive.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 29, 2020, 10:55:39 PM
'ere'z a loine:
________________________________________________________
*Crosses the line*
*le gasp*
Heh. *jumps over the line and tackle-hugs Lass*
*le gasp again*
Are you alright?
*Pokes the line, because why not*
*Begins poking Corn with a frying pan*
*Begins selling pawsicles with the other paw*
Is there blue rasberry?
*stands right on the edge of the line*
*gets off Lass* Sorry.
Fair enough.
*hugs Lass in apology*
Well done.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 31, 2020, 02:34:46 AM
*Begins poking Corn with a frying pan*
*Begins selling pawsicles with the other paw*
Ooo, is that the frying pan with my faceprint on it?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 31, 2020, 02:34:46 AM
*Begins poking Corn with a frying pan*
*Begins selling pawsicles with the other paw*
*Snatches frying pan from Seb and smacks him over the head with it*
Mm, well said.
*Would say something, but is too stunned to do anything besides falling down*
My, what a show!
*Does a face plant*
*Plants Seb.
*Waits for rain*
Good luck.
Hrrmph. That'll show you to steal my things.
*Surreptitiously hijacks the frying pan and sneaks away.*
*Throws a flower pot at Kade* GIVE IT BACK.
*Grows out of the ground and pokes Corn's toe*
*Doesn't notice*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2020, 06:14:03 PM
*Throws a flower pot at Kade* GIVE IT BACK.
*Barely dodges.* Nyeh! I'm gonna make some scrambled eggs!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2020, 06:15:09 PM
*Doesn't notice*
*In my mind* HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME!? WHY I'm GONNA-
*Reality: a little plant wiggles to and fro angrily at Corn's footpaws*
*Pats the little plant* KAAAAAAAAADE. IT'S NOT FOR COOKING. GIVE IT BACK!
*Plant is furious*
:laugh:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2020, 06:24:17 PM
*Pats the little plant* KAAAAAAAAADE. IT'S NOT FOR COOKING. GIVE IT BACK!
Don't worry, I'll make some for you too! *Reaches a nearby oven and turns one of the burners on.*
(What are ya cooking?)
(Ah, 'kay. Thanks.)
And maybe some bacon.
(Ooh!)
*Plant grows into an ent*
*Waves hello to the ent*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 06:25:56 PM
:laugh:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2020, 06:24:17 PM
*Pats the little plant* KAAAAAAAAADE. IT'S NOT FOR COOKING. GIVE IT BACK!
Don't worry, I'll make some for you too! *Reaches a nearby oven and turns one of the burners on.*
. . . I really wouldn't if I were you.
...Now that sounds ominous. Why so?
*Yoinks the pan from Kade and hurls it at Corn, frisbee-style.*
*Stuffs Verdauga in the oven.* Stop being a spoilsport, spoilsport.
*Angrily steams, arms crossed, staring daggers at kade.*
*Ent picks up Verdauga and Kade*
Filthy little orcs...
Kade, I thought you said can't cook to save your life...?
Doesn't mean I can't try ;D
Fair enough. Let me know if you need any help. Also, do you mind if I use one of the elements on your stove? I'd like to make oats porridge.
*Realizes something.*
Sebent picked up Kade and me. Am I still in the oven? Kade said burner so is it a gas oven? Is there natural gas billowing out into the topic?
*pulls Verdauga out of the oven, just in case*
Phew, thanks.
No problem.
Eh, I call them burners even if they're electric. Even if I'm wrong, I'll continue doing as such.
See, I call them elements no matter what they are. :P
Quote from: Verdauga on July 31, 2020, 07:28:13 PM
*Realizes something.*
Sebent picked up Kade and me.
(Heh)
*Cradles pan carefully* Thanks, fruit duck.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 07:33:30 PM
Eh, I call them burners even if their electric. Even if I'm wrong, I'll continue doing as such.
Same.
Crazy Americans.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2020, 07:49:06 PM
*Cradles pan carefully* Thanks, fruit duck.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 07:33:30 PM
Eh, I call them burners even if their electric. Even if I'm wrong, I'll continue doing as such.
Same.
Darn you, my typo has been immortalized.
Mwahahaha.
XD
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 09:07:25 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2020, 07:49:06 PM
*Cradles pan carefully* Thanks, fruit duck.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 07:33:30 PM
Eh, I call them burners even if their electric. Even if I'm wrong, I'll continue doing as such.
Same.
Darn you, my typo has been immortalized.
Heh, your irritation is funny.
*Doesn't post*
Spoiler
*Or not*
How naughty.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 09:07:25 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2020, 07:49:06 PM
*Cradles pan carefully* Thanks, fruit duck.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 07:33:30 PM
Eh, I call them burners even if their electric. Even if I'm wrong, I'll continue doing as such.
Same.
Darn you, my typo has been immortalized.
You're welcome.
*Your welcome.
Spoiler
Yes, I know, I know. ;D
Bad Seb!
*what Lass said*
Yo.
Hello.
How goes it?
The part with lots of ees.
Goodnight. *leaves the moment Kade got on*
-_-
Great. Now what? :P
Party Time!
*Begins grooving to the beat*
On Came Ze Meteorz...
*Redirects meteor*
*Dances for absolutely no reason*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 01, 2020, 02:15:47 PM
-_-
Pure coincidence, but I thought I should point it out.
Everybeast waits until I'm just about to leave for bed, then they come on and start doing stuff. It's inconvenient.
That's wonderful, Russa.
Yes, it is. ^-^
I asked my youngest brother what I should post here. Here goes.
What my bro wanted me to say
Hello.
Hi!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 02, 2020, 07:47:42 AM
Yes, it is. ^-^
I asked my youngest brother what I should post here. Here goes.
What my bro wanted me to say
Hello.
What a helpful contribution. Please pass our gratitude on to your youngest brother.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 02, 2020, 03:44:29 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 01, 2020, 02:15:47 PM
-_-
Pure coincidence, but I thought I should point it out.
Everybeast waits until I'm just about to leave for bed, then they come on and start doing stuff. It's inconvenient.
Lass doesn't?
She does, though.
And you've left nkw that I'm back. :'(
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11737.0
Uno.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 02, 2020, 12:53:48 PM
And you've left nkw that I'm back. :'(
It was eleven thirty and I'd been dancing all night. I needed sleep.
*Kisses Teer on the forehead.* Glad you're back, anyway.
*can't reach Verdauga's forehead so kisses his chin* Love you, sweet.
:)
*Hovlz*
*dances faster*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 02, 2020, 11:29:03 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 02, 2020, 07:47:42 AM
Yes, it is. ^-^
I asked my youngest brother what I should post here. Here goes.
What my bro wanted me to say
I hope you all die the deaths of a thousand suns.
What a helpful contribution. Please pass our gratitude on to your youngest brother.
What a sweet lad.
Why not is the correct question in this case.
Exactly.
Also because I'm better.
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2020, 05:47:25 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 02, 2020, 11:29:03 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 02, 2020, 07:47:42 AM
Yes, it is. ^-^
I asked my youngest brother what I should post here. Here goes.
What my bro wanted me to say
I hope you all die the deaths of a thousand suns.
What a helpful contribution. Please pass our gratitude on to your youngest brother.
What a sweet lad.
Lol!
Indeed.
Indeed, indeed!
Indeed, indeed, indeed.
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2020, 05:49:00 AM
Why not is the correct question in this case.
Because you are more likely to hurt yourself and or others is the answer...In this case
Pfft! Dancing fast doesn't mean dancing dangerously.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 07:53:20 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2020, 05:49:00 AM
Why not is the correct question in this case.
Because you are more likely to hurt yourself and or others is the answer...In this case
Those are both good reasons to do something.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/813a9455b7154b8b08fe1158135d5ca2/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2020, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 07:53:20 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2020, 05:49:00 AM
Why not is the correct question in this case.
Because you are more likely to hurt yourself and or others is the answer...In this case
Those are both good reasons to do something.
... Delthion... is everything alright?
*Turns to Del*
*Starts digging a tunnel.*
Nice profile pic, dearest.
Aw, thanks! It's kinda disturbing given the character in the game, but it's so funny.
Who's the character in the game?
He is Ralsei, in the game "deltarune". In the game, he's the healer/ prince fluffy boy that always wants to avoid fighting, and hoping for the best input and outcome. His having a gun. . .
I have no idea where it started.
Oh, cool. Sounds a bit like me.
A bit, yes.
There was a reason why I included that word in my statement.
>_>
Is there a reason for your current displeasure?
Hmm? I'm not currently displeased or anything :laugh:
He's just concerned, I presume.
Well, not about Teer :laugh:
The face I presented prior had tinges of disbelief visible within it.
:D Hah! Fair point. We're safe, at the very least.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 10:12:08 PM
Hmm? I'm not currently displeased or anything :laugh:
Oh. That's good.
Quite so, quite so.
*hugs Kade* Agreement is such a wonderful aspect of life.
Also, you're fluffy.
HUMBABA!
Oooooh!
Is it?
Blame Gil und Enkidu.
I was just thinking that Humbaba was a very happy sounding word. It's quite disappointing to know it's actually terrible.
Ashalikaraminaj
Oh. That makes perfect sense. Thank you.
Erashamanijanh
I agree!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 03, 2020, 09:00:04 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2020, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 07:53:20 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2020, 05:49:00 AM
Why not is the correct question in this case.
Because you are more likely to hurt yourself and or others is the answer...In this case
Those are both good reasons to do something.
... Delthion... is everything alright?
The threat of imminent death/pain is when the most fun is experienced.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 04, 2020, 03:58:03 AM
I was just thinking that Humbaba was a very happy sounding word. It's quite disappointing to know it's actually terrible.
Actually, tiz nae terrible. Tiz juzt ze name o' a character in
Ze Epic O' Gilgamesh, vhere Gilgamesh (i.e. 'Gil') und Enkidu meet und zuddenly decoide: "Let'z gae kill Humbaba!" Zey zen proceed tae journey tae 'im. Ance zey
finally gaet zere, zey fought 'im, und- viz quoite ze number o' typez o' vind- zlay 'im. Nae much o' a plot, 'oneztly. Ach...
Well, that's not very nice.
Nyet, tiz nae. Und zen zometoime later, Enkidu getz zick und diez. Gil becomez upzet und diztraught, und ye can look up ze remainder o' ze ztory.
Marakhamanrahkam
How sad. They were the bad guys, though?
Nyet, zey vere ze quote unquote ''eroez' o' ze ztory. Tiz a very auld ztory.
So what did Humbaba do to deserve death?
Nos da. Sut dych chi?
... Can you repeat that, in English, please?
Good evening. How are you?
Oh. I'm well, thanks. How are you?
Da iawn, diolch. Sorry, I need to practise this. :P
Very well, thanks.
That's good.
Mm.
Indeed. Had a good day?
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2020, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 07:53:20 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2020, 05:49:00 AM
Why not is the correct question in this case.
Because you are more likely to hurt yourself and or others is the answer...In this case
Those are both good reasons to do something.
O.O
No...Nononono....
Mhmm. Exactly.
Mod: Removed for language that goes against forum rules.
You know, I would, but nah.
Ehkaranashikaz
I will later, when I'm not trying to avoid waking mum up.
*gasp* Lass!
... Ouch
Yeah, there was quite a bit of swearing in the video.
How is ev'ryone?
I'm well.
Okay...
Anybody want to check out the treasure hunt I (*cough* and Necronomicon) put together?
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11742.msg821059#msg821059 (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11742.msg821059#msg821059)
I've noticed it.
I have checked it out. I might join, but not at this moment.
So, how are you, dearest?
I'm doing great. Finally got a haircut today, and I'm on the forum instead of doing tests.
... I should probably get to those actually. v_v
Heh, love ya, sweetie! Haircuts are always nice.
Lass, your 'edited by an evil moderator' thing is gone!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 04, 2020, 04:34:46 AM
So what did Humbaba do to deserve death?
Ziz iz a
very auld ztory from very very very very very ancient toimez, back vhen zlayin' Dragonz und killin' people vaz zeen az great und wunderbar. und Enkidu vaz originally created (by ze godz) tae temper Gil becauze Gil vaz a tyrannical king, und 'iz people 'ad prayed fer zome zort o' 'elp.
Yes! I liked that thing!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 05, 2020, 12:06:46 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 04, 2020, 04:34:46 AM
So what did Humbaba do to deserve death?
Ziz iz a very auld ztory from very very very very very ancient toimez, back vhen zlayin' Dragonz und killin' people vaz zeen az great und wunderbar. und Enkidu vaz originally created (by ze godz) tae temper Gil becauze Gil vaz a tyrannical king, und 'iz people 'ad prayed fer zome zort o' 'elp.
Oh, I see.
Hello everybeast!
Afternoon to ye.
Just so you know, I won't be joining at your sister's house. You guys will be here next week; Dotti won't. :(
Fair enough. I kinda guessed you wouldn't. *hugs Eb and cries* I don't want Dotti to leave.
Neither. I love her so much.
*is sad*
Mm.
I just hope she dies with a smile.
-_-
Heh, line face.
Indeed.
*claps paws* Tap tomorrow!
*moans* Nooo, I haven't practised at all.
Erahkahnma
Well, Cindy and Judy just decided to get stuck on the wrong side of a stream/waterfall, so I had to climb the deer fence and cross the stream to get the little rascals back.
Are you using your phone then?
... Yes. Why do you ask?
Fascinating.
Oh. Alright.
Heh, quite amusing.
*Does the flip-flop.*
"'Old flip-flop Ra' we call him..."
*Does the One Legged Hop*
*Intentes watchly.*
*In fact, intentes watchly enough to trip and fall over.*
...
Well, there went looking cool...
y
E
Maybe my habit was too long.
*Gasps* AM I DESTINED TO SAVE THE ABBEY?
Of course you are, love.
... I was expecting a "no", to be honest. :laugh: :giggle:
Fine, then. No. ;D
*Sniffles.* You're *sniffles* you're right. V^V
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 08:44:45 PM
... I was expecting a "no", to be honest. :laugh: :giggle:
That would be so boring, though.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 09:00:05 PM
*Sniffles.* You're *sniffles* you're right. V^V
*Pats Verdauga's head* Don't worry. When I save the abbey, I'll try my best to not forget you
*snorts and tackles Seb* When you save the abbey?
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 08:00:21 PM
Maybe my habit was too long.
*Gasps* AM I DESTINED TO SAVE THE ABBEY?
*'andz Verdauga a toothpick-zvord viz a cherry az ze pommel at vone end*
Alzae:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 05, 2020, 09:08:20 PM
*snorts and tackles Seb* When you save the abbey?
Well, it
is my abbey. I'm the emperor after all. It's my duty.
*'andz Sebias a very zharp bottle cap* Na' off ye pop tae gae zave ze abbey! Gae on, dinnae be zhy! *Pickz 'im up und zrovz 'im oot ze door*
*Kicks the door as I'm thrown through it* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm off!
Ach, na' ve're free o' 'im. Na' ve need tae foind zomebeazt tae really zave ze abbey!
*My big ears catch Haig's words at the last second*
(https://i.imgflip.com/3leawc.jpg)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 05, 2020, 09:26:43 PM
Ach, na' ve're free o' 'im. Na' ve need tae foind zomebeazt tae really zave ze abbey!
Verdauga is our hero!
Yay, Mr. Corndauga!
*Steals the Abbey in a manner most spoopy.*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/10d43d72a71762657c337ce839be9281/tenor.gif?itemid=5957299)
*is inside the abbey* Aaaaaaaaaah!
*Retrieves the Abbey.*
*Pushes Verdauga out of the way of a falling meteor, thus saving the day* ;D
*Continues stealing the Abbey as Seb attackes the poor investigator.*
*jumps out if the abbey window and runs away* Bye bye!
*Continues retrieving the Abbey, in the midst of all of this.*
Is... Is Kade stealing again? *Frowns* Somebeast should take his fluff to court.
No, y'all are just assuming the intent behind my actions without any real proof. I'm merely relocating the place to my backyard.
Regardless of your intent, you ARE stealing, though.
No, I'm relocating.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 05, 2020, 09:51:51 PM
*Steals the Abbey in a manner most spoopy.*
The facts are against ya, Kade.
It's your word against yours. ;D
I didn't say that I was stealing. You're just assuming the intent of my actions.
*Raises eyebrow and turns to Seb.*
Is he lying to us? ;)
*Continues stealing the Abbey.*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 10:23:27 PM
*Raises eyebrow and turns to Seb.*
Is he lying to us? ;)
Indeed, indeed. ;D
Just a simple relocation, sir.
Then why did you say you were stealing it?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4TA3rERJG1la8/giphy.gif)
Yar. Pretty much.
*is thoroughly spooped and it's Kade's fault*
Tragic.
*Returns the Abbey to its rightful place now that Kade's off.*
Huzzah!
*Is exhilarated.*
I *Was* DESTINED TO SAVE THE ABBEY! ^v^
I always believed in you.
*Runs back and edits some posts*
My hero! *hugs Verdauga and kisses his nose*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1bYaHhGtueIqQ/giphy.gif)
What Del said.
Quote from: Delthion on August 06, 2020, 02:49:15 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1bYaHhGtueIqQ/giphy.gif)
Pfffffffttt!!!
Indeedeth.
Quote from: Delthion on August 06, 2020, 02:49:15 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1bYaHhGtueIqQ/giphy.gif)
He just saved us! You should be grateful! *chases Delthion away with a broom*
I believe you, Kade, if nobeast else.
Also, was that a 'Mr. Peabody and Sherman' reference you made a few pages back, Verdauga?
Peas! *eats it*
What kind of peas? *also agrees with Del*
Dw i'n hoffi pys. Dw i eisiau pys.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 06, 2020, 07:25:27 AM
What kind of peas? *also agrees with Del*
Ah... normal peas? Like, the little, green kind?
Also, that's just because you've never known true love. (And stealing my husband won't fix that!)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 05:45:22 AM
I believe you, Kade, if nobeast else.
Also, was that a 'Mr. Peabody and Sherman' reference you made a few pages back, Verdauga?
I had to go back and check :laugh: yes it was.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 09:42:45 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 06, 2020, 07:25:27 AM
What kind of peas? *also agrees with Del*
Ah... normal peas? Like, the little, green kind?
Also, that's just because you've never known true love. (And stealing my husband won't fix that!)
To be fair, she isn't. Nonetheless, *agrees with Teer*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 10:29:58 PM
Then why did you say you were stealing it?
I didn't, you're just assuming the intent of my actions.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 05, 2020, 10:54:09 PM
*is thoroughly spooped and it's Kade's fault*
*Makes vaguely ghostly sounds in Teer's direction.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 05:45:22 AM
I believe you, Kade, if nobeast else.
Awwww, you are just so adorable! I'd hug you if I wasn't relocating the Abbey.
Feel free. You can do that now.
I'm not through yet, though. Gotta make it to my backyard.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 09:42:45 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 06, 2020, 07:25:27 AM
What kind of peas? *also agrees with Del*
Ah... normal peas? Like, the little, green kind?
Also, that's just because you've never known true love. (And stealing my husband won't fix that!)
*Cough* Corndauga. *Cough*
Sebias...
I'm sorry, but...
Corndauga is dead.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/58/cf/0c/58cf0cbfa30804d17b66f8cc8b359bbc.gif)
They've done something to you, bud. You're bewitched.
No, Kadeworks LLC recently finalized a high-level trade agreement. Said agreement contained certain stipulations.
Basically, Corndauga is over.
Sorry, not sorry.
What are these other stipulations?
I'm not at liberty to discuss the contents of the agreement, nor to disclose any information regarding it beyond what has already been stated.
So sad for you.
*is proud*
I knew Teer was behind this. Kade, just make sure she doesn't get away with not singing at your wedding. ^-^
I can not confirm or deny the identity of Kadeworks LLC's trade agreement partner.
Though, it would be nice if Teer got around to that sometime this year. *Looks pointedly at the creature in question.*
*Also glares at Teer*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 06, 2020, 08:22:55 PM
I can not confirm or deny the identity of Kadeworks LLC's trade agreement partner.
Oh don't worry, friend, there is no need.
If you say so ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 06, 2020, 08:22:55 PM
I can not confirm or deny the identity of Kadeworks LLC's trade agreement partner.
Though, it would be nice if Teer got around to that sometime this year. *Looks pointedly at the creature in question.*
Ah... *disappears in a puff of pavalova*
*Poofs Teer back*
Spoiler
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9c940hB6S1rnhpcco1_500.gif)
*never actually left the thread, but is still not able to be seen*
*...Is what Teer thinks as Kade picks her up by the scruff of her neck.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 08:55:26 PM
*never actually left the thread, but is still not able to be seen*
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c7503cb28eebc78434fe2ffd8117359/tumblr_n79zjebbdE1sshkvho1_400.gif)
(Wait, Kade, can you not see gifs, btw?)
I'm at work, so not most of the ones y'all post. It just depends on what site it comes from.
Oh. 'Cuz I just posted a gif. :laugh:
Also, behold! *Holds up a chicken*
*is still not visible*
*also, Kade now has pavalova all over his fluff*
*Shakes the hanging Taniwha gently.* Now now, just record that song and everything will be fine ^-^
Yes!
And post it here or on youtube somehow!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 02:48:16 AM
My hero! *hugs Verdauga and kisses his nose*
*Looks at Eb and Kade*
(https://d.wattpad.com/story_parts/442/images/1585b893ca7df9a4817124588014.gif)
(I'm kidding, though. These two are more than enough already. :laugh:)
*just stays still, grinning evilly as Kade's fluff gets covered in pavalova, cream and kiwifruit*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 09:44:13 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 02:48:16 AM
My hero! *hugs Verdauga and kisses his nose*
*Looks at Eb and Kade*
(https://d.wattpad.com/story_parts/442/images/1585b893ca7df9a4817124588014.gif)
(I'm kidding, though. These two are more than enough already. :laugh:)
I call Eb "Dear Heart" some times, but Eb is much to shy about the whole thing to try and use a sappy name for me :laugh:
Also, I'm not a snot sucker like Teer.
*Slaps Kade.*
*Blocks it with the Abbey.* Rude.
*Steps around the Abbey wall.*
Rude yourself. Dodging behind the wall.
Nyeh.
Hmph.
*Swings mace at abbey*
*uses the opportunity of Kade's distraction to slip out of his grip and run away, still hidden by the puff of pavalova*
*The mace accidentally dents Teer's head*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 10:01:34 PM
*uses the opportunity of Kade's distraction to slip out of his grip and run away, still hidden by the puff of pavalova*
Distracted? I think not, Teerie.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 10:01:14 PM
*Swings mace at abbey*
*The Abbey is pretty much unaffected. Your mace wielding paw stings a fair bit now, though.*
*Watches Kade.*
*still runs away, unscathed by Seb's efforts since the force of the blow was significantly diminished by the pavalova*
*The mace bounces back and hits Sebias' forehead*
Hah!
*Uses Teer's laughter to track her down and grabs her again.*
*Grins* Hahahaha...ha... ha... *Falls over*
*sighs and just hangs there*
Why do you insist on doing things the hard way?
*doesn't answer*
*Hits the ground*
(Meanie)
Wait, who's the meanie?
*doesn't answer*
(How sad)
...He's probably fine.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 10:29:26 PM
*doesn't answer*
*Stares down the pavlova covered Taniwha.*
*is being held up, so this doesn't really work*
(No no, not "staring down at you", but "staring you down". Different meaning.)
(Yeah, but I can't go down, since you're holding me up)
*Quietly floatz in ze air by 'imzelf, hovlin'*
*Curls up in a thick blanket.*
*Shakes head and stands back up* I'm okay!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 09:42:45 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 06, 2020, 07:25:27 AM
What kind of peas? *also agrees with Del*
Ah... normal peas? Like, the little, green kind?
Also, that's just because you've never known true love. (And stealing my husband won't fix that!)
Ah, I see, I see.
Who says I haven't? Hrrmph. (But I'm not! I've been actively avoiding all things to do with .... That thing I shan't name... for a reason!)
(Sure, sure. We believe you. ;D)
Condauga assemble.
*Disassembles it.*
Heh
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He just saved us! You should be grateful! *chases Delthion away with a broom*
*Stands still watching a crazy lady trying to sweep me away.*
(Humph) *is still stuck in Kade's grip*
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Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 06, 2020, 07:25:27 AM
What kind of peas? *also agrees with Del*
Ah... normal peas? Like, the little, green kind?
Also, that's just because you've never known true love. (And stealing my husband won't fix that!)
Ah, I see, I see.
Who says I haven't? Hrrmph. (But I'm not! I've been actively avoiding all things to do with .... That thing I shan't name... for a reason!)
To whom are you betrothed? ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 07, 2020, 04:09:13 AM
(Humph) *is still stuck in Kade's grip*
Tell me that you're sorry, and maybe I'll let you go.
... *doesn't answer*
...You know, I've never eaten Taniwha covered in pavlova before.
Don't you dare.
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 05:45:22 AM
I believe you, Kade, if nobeast else.
Awwww, you are just so adorable! I'd hug you if I wasn't relocating the Abbey.
Also, I am in the abbey.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 07, 2020, 04:15:08 AM
...You know, I've never eaten Taniwha covered in pavlova before.
... How fascinating.
Are you going to try it?
I'm certainly considering it ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 04:21:00 AM
Don't you dare.
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 05:45:22 AM
I believe you, Kade, if nobeast else.
Awwww, you are just so adorable! I'd hug you if I wasn't relocating the Abbey.
Also, I am in the abbey.
Never fear, the Abbey is now in my backyard. Passengers may disembark at their earliest convenience.
I suppose I could apologise, though I'm not sure what good that would do.
Well, you got two options here, it looks like.
I am quite famished, though. Takes a lot of eating to keep this luxurious coat full of luster, ya know.
Well... can you please explain to me what the two options were? I had a bit of pavalova in my ear and couldn't quite hear you properly.
Yeah no. *Chows down on some pavlova coated Taniwha.*
Tasty.
*sighs and waits for the digestive process to be over and done with*
'Swhat you get for being sassy. *Pats his stomach.*
*continues waiting* I really hope this is not going to be your main discipline technique when you have children.
Doubt they'd survive the process quite as well as folks here.
Plus, ya know, IRL is a thing.
True, true.
Well, just to speed things along. *Finishes digesting, I guess?*
Seriously? I was hoping Verdauga would teleport me out before you finished. After digestion comes excretion.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 07, 2020, 04:41:10 AM
*continues waiting* I really hope this is not going to be your main discipline technique when you have children.
O_O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 07, 2020, 04:51:26 AM
Seriously? I was hoping Verdauga would teleport me out before you finished. After digestion comes excretion.
I mean, I assumed we'd be skipping that part -_-
That would be nice, yes. Are we going for a C section, then?
*giggles*
This is not a laughing matter, Ebantu.
Nyeh. *sticks tongue out at Kade*
What? I don't understand the reason, nor the purpose.
So, C section?
No way! Besides, blades stopped being effective long ago. I was thinking more of something like this. *Fades to black.*
*Fades back into the scene. Teer and Kade are standing opposite each other.*
And there ya go.
Well... that works. Now I gotta go have a shower. Otterbadger fluff is great but otterbadger stomach acid stings.
At least I helped get the pavlova off. ^-^
Mhmm. Thanks. *trudges off*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 07, 2020, 05:00:32 AM
What? I don't understand the reason, nor the purpose.
Teer was inside you, so I poked my tongue out at you.
Oh.
>:D
Meanie.
You guys did about five pages in the last 24 hours or so. I'm impressed.
We've done better.
We've also done worse. A lot, lot worse. :P
True. Keep posting.
*rolls eyes* Nai, hiril nin.
Humph.
.phmuH
Hah!
!haH
Why you do this to me, child?
Seriously? That one is soooo long. I'm bored.
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What is?
Your post. I can't be bothered to post it backwards.
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Hah! I beat you!
In what?
...
...
...
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I dunno.
Oh.
I REALLY WANT TO WATCH THE SHERLOCK TV SERIES BUT I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH! GAH!
Sorry. Rant over. :P
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STOP WITH THE EXCESSIVE SPOILERS.
MEH.
Humph.
*sigh*
^-^
*pokes tongue out at Eb while her eyes are closed*
*grabs Teer's tongue and sprinkles brown sugar on it before letting go*
Oi! *crinkled nose*
Mwahahaha. I'm still bored.
Well... do some writing.
Mmmmmmmmmeh. I'm eating homemade pizza.
Ooooh, yum.
Indeed. But now I have pizza grease all over my fingers.
Lick it off.
I did.
Good job.
Thanks.
No problem. Was it yum?
*Wakes up with a start.* Gah!
I need to pack my things... Ugh...
Why so?
I'm running away. ;)
Spoiler
I'm going to be gone for a couple of days.
Ah, well try to have fun then ^-^
I'll try. Thank you. :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 07, 2020, 08:41:06 AM
No problem. Was it yum?
Yes.
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 07:56:20 AM
I did.
You monster. I disown you.
Okay. :(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 07, 2020, 02:37:49 PM
*Wakes up with a start.* Gah!
What's wrong?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 07, 2020, 04:42:06 PM
I'm running away. ;)
Spoiler
I'm going to be gone for a couple of days.
Have fun! Try not to DIE!
I'll... try not to at least.
Good. I suppose that's the best anybeast can do.
Have fun drowning, Seb!
Rude.
Yes.
Oui!
Ydw.
Si?
It means yes. In Welsh.
Not, it means a cat walked across your keyboard.
I'm out of yesses. I know how to say yes in Tagalog but I don't know how to write it.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 07, 2020, 08:35:22 PM
Rude.
It's not rude! I was wishing him well.
Like how people tell actors to break a leg.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 07, 2020, 08:44:49 PM
Not, it means a cat walked across your keyboard.
Luna is hiding in a paper bag at the moment.
That's cute ^_^
'Tis.
Kade Rivok 08:47:52 PM Viewing Kade Rivok's profile.
What're you doing?
Admiring himself...
With fluff like that, I can hardly blame him.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 08:50:36 PM
'Tis.
Kade Rivok 08:47:52 PM Viewing Kade Rivok's profile.
What're you doing?
I was going back through my posts, looking for the post that I quoted in the Machine thread.
Why?
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 08:50:36 PM
'Tis.
Kade Rivok 08:47:52 PM Viewing Kade Rivok's profile.
What're you doing?
I was going back through my posts, looking for the post that I quoted in the Machine thread.
Ah, see.
*happy noises*
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 08:50:36 PM
'Tis.
Kade Rivok 08:47:52 PM Viewing Kade Rivok's profile.
What're you doing?
I was going back through my posts, looking for the post that I quoted in the Machine thread.
Well, I looked through my old posts as well for the Unofficial Treasure Hunt...
Which by the way is still going on.
Check it out through the link in the signature below!
I have been keeping an eye out for stuff, but I haven't had the time to actively search. Sorry.
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'Tis.
Kade Rivok 08:47:52 PM Viewing Kade Rivok's profile.
What're you doing?
I was going back through my posts, looking for the post that I quoted in the Machine thread.
Well, I looked through my old posts as well for the Unofficial Treasure Hunt...
Which by the way is still going on.
Check it out through the link in the signature below!
I'm trying to find them, but my computer is being really slow..
*Hovlz, hovlz, und hovlz again*
*Transforms into a werewolf* Awooooooo *Snarls*
Ah... *pats the werewolf*
What'd I miss?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 08, 2020, 02:12:26 AM
What'd I miss?
Kade was looking at his old posts.
Scott turned into a werewolf.
Teer is keeping an eye out for Crystal Skulls.
I am?
Oh yeah, I am.
*Hovlz*
Why, though?
*Pointz at 'iz ztatuz (ze firzt vone), zen hovlz*
Ah... Lycany, Weasely and Winting?
I... see?
*Hovlz*
Is there a full moon out or something?
Ze moon'z alvayz full... *Hovlz*
Nope. It isn't.
Nyet, i' tiz. Tiz juzt ye dinnae alvayz zee av o' it.
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/yyvvM9kwaVGySFE6aXXoJL.jpg)
*Hovlz*
If you say so.
I believe he howls so.
Aye. *Hovlz*
Oh, I see.
*stands up suddenly* FOR ROHAN! *sits back down and continues reading*
THANK YOU, EB! *glares at everybeast else* An ENTIRE DAY AND NIGHT WITHOUT POSTING HERE? YOU SLACKERS! GET TO WORK!
*Is asleep*
*sighs and whacks the next beast to look at this thread without posting in it*
*Narrowly avoids being whacked.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 08, 2020, 12:59:13 AM
*Transforms into a werewolf* Awooooooo *Snarls*
Well...This is my cue to go...
*somebeast must have been whacked, since there were only two posts done last night. Teer is annoyed*
*Dances*
*joins in*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 09, 2020, 09:56:40 AM
*sighs and whacks the next beast to look at this thread without posting in it*
*hurriedly posts*
Lashakinahmsh
I agree.
Opajarhemfa
Mm, kind of, yeah.
Teer, stop tickling my kneecaps! Please!
Oh, sorry. *grins unrepentantly and continues*
-_- The correct term in this instance is 'sorrynotsorry'.
Whahanrahiah
Yeah, nah. Finish your tea.
Navahijhan
^-^ Done.
Ishahnageagog
Good child. Is your throat feeling better?
No, not really.
Oh. Stop talking Lima speak. That nonsense won't help.
You have a point.
Mm, I know.
That's nice.
Indeed it is.
You like talking to yourself, don't you?
Yeah, it's fun.
*shrugs* I'll take your word for it.
A wise decision.
Sorry for the confusion, everybeast. Teer stole my account while I was desperately trying to save Lass' artwork from her.
A noble cause, but I fear it may be futile.
Mm. :(
The world is a misery. Let us all be miserable together.
Also, *bashes Wort and One-Eye*
*goes to sleep*
... Good to know.
No u.
Thanks.
Ur welcom3!
As usual.
Np!
You're a nice beast, Scott. Why must you break my sister's heart?
He's probably bored.
That is not an adequate excuse.
NI!
Oh, I see.
NI!
Nope.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 10, 2020, 05:54:09 AM
Sorry for the confusion, everybeast. Teer stole my account while I was desperately trying to save Lass' artwork from her.
You should have let me, those drawings brings back painful memories....
Bad Lass!
No.
Yes.
See, this is why I lock my devices when I'm not on.
She didn't mean to go off at first...
I know, but still.
Still what?
Still, I'd lock my device if there were people prone to hijack it. :D
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I feel sorry for whomever did that.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 10, 2020, 01:30:14 PM
See, this is why I lock my devices when I'm not on.
Eh, she was on my device.
Of all the things you could have done with her account, you decided to do nothing.
Weak.
Better to be weak and alive than to have been strong for evil.
Meh
I wasn't trying to disturb her, I was simply trying to contribute to the cause in a meaningful manner.
Your displeasure and obvious disgust does not contribute to your reputation in a positive light.
Trust is a valuable thing. I give my phone to Lass for an hour or so and she could mess my account up or read my private messages, but she doesn't because she values that trust that I have in her. Same as Eb, same as me with their devices and such.
Your face is meh.
^-^
*is happy*
Ehandiomakalf
Fascinating.
Bless you.
Don't copy me.
I'm not. You said it in German, I said it in English.
The effect and intent is the same.
I'm reporting you.
Drama queen. *rolls eyes*
::)
Mhmm. So ridiculous. *flicks hair*
*blows a raspberry at Kade*
*Eats it out of the air.*
I thought you might do that.
^_^
*continues dancing and ignores Kade*
*Has a crushed paw*
Wait, really?
*Has been crushed....by a car*
Oh dear.
*Spritzes some pain relief spray on Lass' paw and bandages it.*
What happened?
*Waits for an answer....*
*Realizes Verdauga has many many posts*
*also waits*
*Points at the post three above this one.*
Well done. You have good pointing skills.
*Plays some classical music while we wait*
*dances to the music*
*Gives Teer some magical dancing shoes*
No, no. This is not the kind of music for shoes. This music is for dancing in bare feet or socks.
*...Is currently listening to some Jazz music.*
Most music is for bare feet or socks.
Perhaps. Alternatively, most music is for shoes.
Nope! That's wrong.
Fair enough. If you don't mind though, I'll keep my shoes on :D
Boring.
But yeah, go ahead.
So how're things going today for you?
Pretty well. I recorded the first chapter of Anne of Green Gables and now Mum's reading further on.
*squeaks for absolutely no reason at all*
Oh dear. What a nice sound.
Mm. Today is reserved for moping around in pajamas and eating chocolate and biscuits.
... *goes and gets back into pajamas* I'm keen.
^-^
Though the chocolate and biscuits bit is the more important detail, yes?
Indeed. Well done, everybeast, by the way. There were about five new pages here.
It's pathetic.
Wow. Rude, much.
It's August. We only have four months left. Everybeast is slacking.
I'm not.
True. You can be depended upon.
*bows humbly*
*gives Eb a pet frog*
(https://static.pokemonpets.com/images/monsters-images-800-800/2186-Shiny-Politoed.png)
Four months for 106 pages? Y'all will have that done in no time.
The sooner, the better.
Get a move on, people! The deadline cometh!
Exactly!
Wiahsakmakakfoah
Mm, yeah.
What's his name?
Good question. Teer?
Febeeee? Or Phoebe?
What Lass said, I guess. It's Eb's frog, though. She can name it.
Phoebe is a nice name. I'll go with that.
😊
*hums happily*
So it's a girl frog?
I...don't know. I assume so.
Sweet! Freddy and Phoebe can get married!
...
You don't like the idea? I'm sure
@Russa Nodrey would be thrilled!
*Watches in horror as a wave of cockroaches, DDBs, penguins and giraffe-headed fangs invade the topic*
Penguins?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 11, 2020, 06:50:32 AM
You don't like the idea? I'm sure @Russa Nodrey would be thrilled!
*Whispers* Freddy's fiancée died in a house fire not long ago. He needs some time to heal.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 11, 2020, 08:37:04 AM
*Watches in horror as a wave of cockroaches, DDBs, penguins and giraffe-headed fangs invade the topic*
*Watches Jarky as she watches in horror as a wave of cockroaches, DDBs, penguins and giraffe-headed fangs invade the topic.*
*Drives a convenient flying bulldozer.*
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 11, 2020, 06:50:32 AM
You don't like the idea? I'm sure @Russa Nodrey would be thrilled!
*Whispers* Freddy's fiancée died in a house fire not long ago. He needs some time to heal.
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that! Here, give him these flowers. *passes Russa a bunch of hastily picked daisies*
How nice, I'm sure he'll find them delicious.
That's the idea.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2020, 08:03:39 PM
@Amarith Waterspring, has been spotted!
You mean this morning, right?
Because I was too tired to care...
Yeah, I think she was on this morning.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 11, 2020, 06:43:18 AM
Sweet! Freddy and Phoebe can get married!
*Nods head approvingly* We'll make a shipper out of you yet.
Also, Y'ALL NEED TO CHECK OUT THE FANCY, BRAND NEW DUELING THREAD THAT TEER AND I ARE DOING! ^-^
Also also, DOES ANYBEAST WANT TO BE PART OF AN RP TOURNAMENT?
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11751.0
Yeah, that.
I'm planning another RP right now. Sorry.
Oh, fair enough then.
How are you doing, dear?
Pretty well. Just ate a blueberry and cream cheese muffin.
That sounds delicious.
It really is.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 12, 2020, 12:19:45 AM
I'm planning another RP right now. Sorry.
(That's fine. Would you consider reading and maybe voting on the duel thread though?
Because we all know you're going to vote against your wife. >.>)
The poll is not up yet and will not be until we have fought enough to actually judge, as I explained in the OOC thread which you clearly STILL HAVEN'T READ.
Huh? What OOC thread? *Scratches head*
*pounds Seb's head with said OOC thread* THIS ONE YOU MORON!
*Blinks* Huh?
*sighs and gives up on Seb*
I'm still confused- Ohhhhh, wait! That thread!
*Has to leave soon.*
Yeah.
But also, bye bye, for soon.
*Is already back and kisses Teer on the nose.*
Hi again.
Hello! *hugs Verdauga* I missed you.
*Returns the hug* I missed you too.
Mm. Are you hungry?
Teer. Why did you call Seb a carrot? Just wondering.
I... did?
That... has nothing to do with carrots.
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You can't trust Google Translate.
You can trust Duo Lingo though.
Meh.
Dych chi eisiau cyri moron neu cyri tatws?
... Translate.
Do you want carrot curry or potato curry?
Potato.
Okay. *passes Teer some potato curry*
Yum! *eats*
^-^
You're a good cook.
Diolch. Thank you.
Mm. More?
If you like. *passes Teer more potato curry*
*digs in happily*
Dych chi eisiau cawl cennin a tatws?
Ah... sure?
*smiles and passes Teer some leek and potato soup*
*devours it*
Do I get some too? Sounds tasty.
*looks at Eb*
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Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2020, 11:11:44 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 11, 2020, 06:50:32 AM
You don't like the idea? I'm sure @Russa Nodrey would be thrilled!
*Whispers* Freddy's fiancée died in a house fire not long ago. He needs some time to heal.
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that! Here, give him these flowers. *passes Russa a bunch of hastily picked daisies*
Thank you. *Gives the flowers to Freddy* *Freddy croaks with gratitude*
I'm glad you like them.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 12, 2020, 03:20:37 AM
Do I get some too? Sounds tasty.
Sure thing! *hands some to Cornflower*
You're such a nice beast, Eb.
We missed you at tap.
I missed you, but not Tap. Once a week is fine, thanks. ^-^ (I am ill, by the by.)
Crazy child. Will you be good for Bible study tomorrow? (I heard)
Eh, probably not. :-\
Oh. That's sad.
Indeed. Small Cousin really wants you to post in Ratty Driftwood.
*Posts for the sake of posting*
She didn't post. How dare she.
I've never eaten Pringles. What are they like?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 12, 2020, 09:01:56 AM
She didn't post. How dare she.
Sorry, I was busy clipping my dog.
At, like, 8p.m.? o.0
Yes.
PLEASE POST IN RATTY DRIFTWOOD!
No pressure.
So I see.
What's the rush? *was planning to go to bed and sort it in the morning*
WAKA WAKA!
Hiag does it better.
Waka Waka u!
No waking my sister!
Yeah! Leave Moa alone! She needs her sleep.
*Jack Frost enters playing cymbals before giggling and vanishing*
I see.
I made a new forum game!
cool, cool, cool.
It's imtresting!
Fascinating.
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11758.msg825880#msg825880 If u want 2
/me yawns and wanders off to find Ebby
Oh. Is Tiny Lass any different to Infant Lass?
(Nope)
Ah, alright.
Ebby! Where you goed?
*Jack Frost reappears on Teer's head and makes a miniature snow cloud which follows Teer's head*
*eats the miniature snow cloud*
*Jack Frost makes another*
S'ow!
*just generally eats Jack Frost*
S'ow?
*black smoke starts leaving from Teer's mouth*
*this is perfectly normal for a taniwha*
*gives the snow cloud to Lass*
/me squeaks happily and pounces on it
I'm glad you like it.
*more black smoke pours out before forming into a large dark form...*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/c/c4/Black_Frost_Dx2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20200504111817)
Meheheheheeee.....
*again, this is perfectly normal*
*Black Frost cackles some more before vanishing in a cloud of black smoke*
Aww, where da laughy man go? :(
It was just a little part trick. I can do it again later, if you want. I need to go now, though.
*spreads wings and flies away*
/me plays in the snow
*another Jack Frost has wandered into the topic*
*is gone*
(https://i.gifer.com/WJKV.gif)
*needs to actually, properly go*
/me hugs the laughy man
*Jack Frost makes a snowman*
Whoooaaaa
*Readies cleaver.*
*Grabs a carrot for the snowman*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 13, 2020, 12:28:55 AM
*Readies cleaver.*
For what, exactly? I hope you're not planning to kill the child's snowman.
/me makes a snowotter-squirrel
Nice work!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 12, 2020, 10:29:18 PM
Ebby! Where you goed?
*hugs Lass* I'm here! Nice snow creation, by the way.
But soon you will not be here!
Says who?
Nevermind, Princess Bride quote.
Ah, see.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 12, 2020, 02:24:20 AM
Teer. Why did you call Seb a carrot? Just wondering.
(https://justaddtea.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/inconceivable.gif?w=245)
Well, your opinion is wrong. ^-^
I personally think that the joke, along with timing (Since y'all were talking about Princess Bride Gifs), was perfect. *Nods head* Mm-hmm. Very perfect. *Pats self on the back*
At least one of us is happy.
Are you not happy, Tea?
I'm happy. Hurry up and get ready for fencing.
/me squeaks happily
Do I get da big S'ott sword?
No.
These cellars are certainly an interesting place. :D
Yup, they can get pretty crazy. ^-^
Quote from: Arthur Penrose on August 13, 2020, 07:02:39 AM
These cellars are certainly an interesting place. :D
Stick with Seb, One-Eye and me! If your into action "roleplaying" because we stir quite alot of trouble!
It's okay, Lass. You can have this chainsaw instead. ^-^
Nonono!
She is ready. ^-^
For this! *Pulls out a bubble gun*
No. She is ready...*pulls out a flamethrower*...for this.
Oooo! Shiny spark!
No...Have this! *Pulls his favorite kukri out of its sheath on his shoulder piece and his Scottish dirk*
Nope! *gives Lass a large, dangerous, sharp, venomous dog*
(https://tenor.com/search/whoa-baby-gifs?)
Congratulations on managing to post something entirely blank.
Wow, we've got a lot of pages here.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 13, 2020, 10:34:34 AM
Congratulations on managing to post something entirely blank.
T'ankee, Tea!
So, Tenor's gifs don't work well on here.
Mhm!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 13, 2020, 07:26:27 AM
Quote from: Arthur Penrose on August 13, 2020, 07:02:39 AM
These cellars are certainly an interesting place. :D
Stick with Seb, One-Eye and me! If your into action "roleplaying" because we stir quite alot of trouble!
*You're :D
(We don't really point out typographical errors here. It's gotten on a few people's nerves ;))
Your sentence lacks punctuation, sir. Fix it immediately.
The circular emoji serves as the period.
Hmmm, it is of a similar shape....
Works for me ;D
Glad I could help :D
Quote from: Verdauga on August 13, 2020, 12:55:26 PM
So, Tenor's gifs don't work well on here.
That's funny, I'm able to use them somehow...
It depends on the person and their specific internet connection, I believe. I usually can't see images and gifs from a number of places, but that's because I'm on my work internet most of the time.
It does largely depend on that, yeah.
Quote from: Arthur Penrose on August 13, 2020, 03:24:14 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 13, 2020, 07:26:27 AM
Quote from: Arthur Penrose on August 13, 2020, 07:02:39 AM
These cellars are certainly an interesting place. :D
Stick with Seb, One-Eye and me! If your into action "roleplaying" because we stir quite alot of trouble!
*You're :D
*Winces*
Right in the spleen
Don't worry. It only hurts when he breathes. ;D
Oof.
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Quote from: Arthur Penrose on August 13, 2020, 03:24:14 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 13, 2020, 07:26:27 AM
Quote from: Arthur Penrose on August 13, 2020, 07:02:39 AM
These cellars are certainly an interesting place. :D
Stick with Seb, One-Eye and me! If your into action "roleplaying" because we stir quite alot of trouble!
*You're :D
I appreciate this. Honestly, it was painful to see it uncorrected. Thank you.
*Slams a post on the topic.*
Why the violence, Honey?
Someone shot me from a cannon.
*Glares at Scott.*
Sorry I had to drag you into this, bud.
... Oh. I imagine you're rather... displeased about that.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 13, 2020, 10:00:34 PM
Someone shot me from a cannon.
*Glares at Scott.*
Sorry I had to drag you into this, bud.
I don't own a cannon....
Sssshhhhh! Just go along with it!
So yeah, that's why I hit the topic with such force that time.
Oh, alright. *glares at Scott*
*Hides my very own personal cannon behind my back* It's such a terrible shame...
Quote from: Arthur Penrose on August 13, 2020, 07:12:19 PM
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Lol.
Mhmm.
*Yodels*
...
>.>
...
*Shrieks*
...
<.<
...
*Does a belly flop on the topic*
Ouch.
*Belly flops onto everyone in the topic...
...using my thumb*
... What?
Don't tell anybody, but...
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fbe63f83f316d205dd89d92d12ea8dd1/tenor.gif?itemid=7685042)
... *runs around screaming that Seb killed a man with his thumb*
*Silences Teer...
...with my thumb*
*silences Seb with my pointer finger*
*Uses a chainsaw to remove One-Eye's finger*
*Screams and throws Seb against a wall*
*Splats against wall*
*Throws spoon at One-Eye*
*spoon bounces off armor*
*Squints*
*eats Seb's thumb*
*Thumb attacks Teer's insides*
*thumb is turned to pulp in digestive system*
*The pulp wiggles out of Teer's nose*
*it actually doesn't*
Watch me! *It cries, falling onto the ground and sliding over to Sebias*
*stomps on it*
D:
Meanie!
(https://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/55/SSBUKingDededeTaunt3.gif)
*The pulp is smeared on Teer's and Wort's footpaws*
Hah.
Bye bye.
Aww. Bye!
Nope.
What?
At first I was hyped for spoon throwing then I clicked on this page and that's.. Just nasty. :P
/me is scarred for life
Oh, that.
*Covers the infant eyes of the infant infants*
(I had to read that post three times before I figured out what you were saying. :P)
There is a mosquito in my room rn and it's under my blanket.....
/me eats it
Irl...
Blah, blah, blah.
Snakes.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 14, 2020, 05:44:24 AM
At first I was hyped for spoon throwing then I clicked on this page and that's.. Just nasty. :P
Once digestion starts getting used... Urk. This is why I'm against cannibalism here >_>.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 14, 2020, 09:10:52 AM
Snakes.
GREAT SNAKES!
Quote from: Verdauga on August 14, 2020, 12:57:26 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 14, 2020, 05:44:24 AM
At first I was hyped for spoon throwing then I clicked on this page and that's.. Just nasty. :P
Once digestion starts getting used... Urk. This is why I'm against cannibalism here >_>
Eh, no worse than any of the other forms of murder regularly used around here :giggle:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 14, 2020, 05:44:24 AM
At first I was hyped for spoon throwing then I clicked on this page and that's.. Just nasty. :P
I mean, spoon throwing can still happen. *Throws magic spoon at Corn.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 14, 2020, 05:44:24 AM
At first I was hyped for spoon throwing then I clicked on this page and that's.. Just nasty. :P
Yeah... *Glares at Teer*
*Catches the enchanted spoon* Watch it, buddy, or I'll have to steal your magic fork!
*glares at Seb* Magic spoon, enchated fork. Imbecile.
*lowers bow* You beat me to it, Teer.
Mm. *sips tea in an extremely disdainful manner* What a carrot.
:giggle:
I'm so glad my defense is here to defend me ^-^
Good. You should be.
You know, it's weird. I was so much more thankful before you decided to be a big ol' meanie about it.
^-^
Why was Eb being a meanie about it? I didn't notice anything mean about what she said.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 14, 2020, 09:15:07 PM
You know, it's weird. I was so much more thankful before you decided to be a big ol' meanie about it.
XD I feel it.
@Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaade. You should post in Ratty Driftwood.
*Eats pizza with Kade's magic fork.*
:o
*The pizza has pineapples on it.*
IT WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT PINEAPPLE!!!
*It also has ham.*
That's alright.
It tastes pretty good
*Shoves a bit in front of Eb's face.* Want some?
*leans away* I did until you shoved it in my face. Thanks for the offer, though.
Aww....
*Slides the pizza and enchanted fork back to Kade.*
Thanks!
He left. :(
I called it a "magic fork" and proceeded to eat pizza with it. He'll be back.
How're you?
Not too bad. I've had a cough and a cold for the last couple of days, but I'll probably be better tomorrow.
Malladies are annoying, huh?
Yar. Went to bed at 12:30 a.m. and got about five hours sleep because I was coughing so much. -_-
Oooooof. Does Nyquil not work for you?
PEPPERMINT TEA.
ROOTIN' TOOTIN SUPER NEWTON Tm BARS!
No. *kisses Verdauga's nose* I love you, but you're wrong.
*Hugs Teer.*
I just wanted a response from you.
*hugs Verdauga*
Well, did you get the response you wanted?
Any response is perfect.
*Kisses Teer on the forehead.*
Awww, thanks, honey fish!
Honey fish?
Yes.
Of course.
*Doesn't know what to say, so I moonwalk away*
Oh. *tap springs after Russa*
All right, I gotta sign off for the night. Goodbye for now!
Goodnight, honey fish! Sleep well! *kisses Verdauga's nose*
*Gags* Bye, Verd!
*pounds Russa's back* Are you alright? Come on, cough it up!
*Is pounded on the back* Ugh muffins. I feel a smol tad ill.
Yes. Do you not call them tap springs in America?
They are also alternatively called tap skips.
/me hides behind Scott
S'ott...Tea and Vergie are being yuck....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 15, 2020, 02:31:23 AM
Yes. Do you not call them tap springs in America?
They are also alternatively called tap skips.
Nope. Never heard of either. What's the movement?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 15, 2020, 03:15:05 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 15, 2020, 02:31:23 AM
Yes. Do you not call them tap springs in America?
They are also alternatively called tap skips.
Nope. Never heard of either. What's the movement?
A tap forward, then a spring, also forward. Like tap steps, but with more... energy, I guess.
Very interesting. *Tries it* *Falls on face*
Skills.
*Scrabbles back onto footpaws and bows*
*Trips again*
Heh. *tap springs in a circle around Seb*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 14, 2020, 11:16:45 PM
Oooooof. Does Nyquil not work for you?
Does what now?
*Splutters*
*tap springs in the other direction around Eb*
Oo, cool. *continues*
Yah indeed. *also continues*
Well. I never.
*Climbs up a tree...
...using only my thumb to do so*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 15, 2020, 03:26:16 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 15, 2020, 03:15:05 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 15, 2020, 02:31:23 AM
Yes. Do you not call them tap springs in America?
They are also alternatively called tap skips.
Nope. Never heard of either. What's the movement?
A tap forward, then a spring, also forward. Like tap steps, but with more... energy, I guess.
I looked it up, we call those flaps. I've ever heard them broken down as a tap and a spring. Eeeeenteresting. This is part of what I love about dance - Even if the names are different we all do the same steps.
Huh, interesting. For us, flaps are something else entirely. *begins flapping in circles around Eb*
*Uses thumb to shovel cereal into my mouth with Kade's enchanted spoon*
*uses mouth to pick Seb up and eat him* Magic spoon.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 15, 2020, 03:33:52 AM
Huh, interesting. For us, flaps are something else entirely. *begins flapping in circles around Eb*
Reeallly? *Is fascinated*
Not this again. >.>
*Uses bike to climb out Teer's ear*
Yah indeed. 'Tis the one where you go on tip toes and kick your foot forward, then snap it back really fast.
*Feels like I shouldn't intrude on this fascinating conversation* :laugh:
Nah, you're fine. I can carry more than one conversation at a time.
That's fine. *Doesn't post* ^-^
Oh. That's unfortunate. I must be double posting, then.
A shuffle toe stand, interesting. I wonder what other terminology we have that's different.
*Doesn't post, but listens in*
You sure about that?
>.> Of course I am.
*Still doesn't post*
Y'all can't make me!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 15, 2020, 03:43:58 AM
A shuffle toe stand, interesting. I wonder what other terminology we have that's different.
Huh, fascinating.
Well, the order of business is... *needs to go very urgently* I'll tell you later! Bye bye!
*Hovlz becauze 'e'z back*
So! You betrayed Waka for howl?
Food?
FIRE!
*Sits down in a rolling chair.*
Hey there, Verduaga. :laugh: *Makes green tea*
Heyo. What's with the tea?
*Sips tea* I dunno. Want some?
HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!
I don't drink tea.
You don't? What kind of drinks do you like - besides water. :P
Coffee, milk, juice, soft drinks, and sports drinks. To be clear, I've drunk tea, but it's never been something that I've gone out of my way to get.
I don't normally drink tea. It's just we've seemed to have a lack of anything else to drink recently. :P
*Hands over some orange juice.*
Oh, I actually really like orange juice. ^-^ Thank you. *Takes a swig*
I think she was welcoming him, lol.
Oh. It sounded like a something of displeasure.
Mm.
*Drinks green tea, which is far superior to peppermint, btw*
Moron.
*giggles*
Mm.
Yes. I am. ^-^
That's good.
Tis indeed.
WHY DID YOU NOT USE AN APOSTROPHE?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 01:40:19 AM
Oh, I actually really like orange juice. ^-^ Thank you. *Takes a swig*
Do you like orange juice or apple juice?
/me hides from Scott
*This ! appears on his forehead*
/me is terrified
*Grabs some apple juice and does some intense drinking*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 16, 2020, 07:23:18 AM
WHY DID YOU NOT USE AN APOSTROPHE?
I can never remember where one is supposed to put it!
/me hugs Ebby as best she can
Ebby I scareded....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 16, 2020, 07:45:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 16, 2020, 07:23:18 AM
WHY DID YOU NOT USE AN APOSTROPHE?
I can never remember where one is supposed to put it!
Wherever the letter was removed from. It's really quite simple.
Also, Kade does it wrong.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Mm. *nods sadly* Yorkie will not be forgotten.
... Who's Yorkie?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 16, 2020, 07:31:40 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 01:40:19 AM
Oh, I actually really like orange juice. ^-^ Thank you. *Takes a swig*
Do you like orange juice or apple juice?
Hmm... I used to drink apple juice all the time, but I sorta got sick of it after a while. :P But the flav'or is still good.
Apple juice is really nice hot.
That would be apple cider. ^-^ At least in our terms.
Not necessarily. Cider is fermented.
I think the non-alcohol stuff is called 'Sweet Apple Cider'. Something like that.
They make nonfermented cider, that is indeed different from apple juice.
Huh, interesting.
I've always grown up with apple juice (not fermented, hot or cold) and apple cider (fermented, hot or cold).
Same.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 16, 2020, 07:57:09 AM
Ebby I scareded....
*strokes Lass' head gently* Why so, sweetie?
*hugs Eb for no particular reason*
Hey Teer. I love you, just saying.
Pretty hard not to, really.
*splutters incredulously*
Heh. You should have been expecting that.
Yup. Right, now I have to pack my bag again and ask Dotti's brother if he can drive me to...I won't say her name, but a friend's house. Just down the road.
Oh, fun. Pack your bag again?
Yes. I was there last night, and then she was going on holiday but missed her flight and had to come home again, so I'm going to keep her company. That was a really long sentence.
Oh, I see. Was that when you were child minding... no wait, that was Saturday, right?
No. Yar. This is the friend who owns the horse and was in America recently.
Aaaaah, that one. She's nice! Where was her flight going?
South Island.
Also,
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whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyjustkillmenow.
Hehehe! You funny!
-_- You mock my pain.
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Yeah yeah. Anywho, look at this:
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That's impressive.
Mm. *resumes dying of embarrassment*
Hehehe.
*becomes bored of dying of embarrassment* Okay, goodnight. ^-^
Goodnight! Sleep well! Have fun with the mutual acquaintance.
*Posteth*
Oh, well done!
Oh dear.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/c5fcd8463997cfd898b373df2eb796b9/tenor.gif?itemid=5971780)
O.O
*Stands back up* I'm okay!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0b/67/80/0b6780aa30035e6c63377299546819cb.gif)
The gifs are being far to glitchy to bother watching.
That's a shame...
Spoiler
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See ya!
*Le sob*
I'm all alone again!
Bye!
Are you? But I haven't even left yet!
*Tackles Teer*
*Dogpiles Seb* OY!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-43NeHlolo9g/VKTYG3s8e4I/AAAAAAAAIRo/QZlOrYE_uZs/s1600/group-hug-o.gif)
o.o
^.^
O.O
Sorry.
Ach...
/me fervently believes that she is now a fish
No, I is a Lassa Fish! Not a honey fishes!
Yeah! I'm the honey fish.
/me pounces around pretending to swim
Quote from: Verdauga on August 18, 2020, 08:09:45 PM
Yeah! I'm the honey fish.
The best honey fish that ever lived! *kisses Verdauga's nose*
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Heh.
*Kisses Teer's nose and hugs her, ignoring Russa.*
*hugs Verdauga*
Ugh muffins, y'all.
*ignores Russa until she mentions muffins* Muffins? Can I have one?
/me jumps up and down with excitement
Lassa fish like muff'n too!
Of course.
*Hands out Ugh Muffins™ to all*
T'ankee, miss Russa!
*Zecretly covered zem in icin' mixed viz 'otroot pepper*
*breathes fire but goes back for more*
It's still delicious.
No...
Do you want me to eat it for you?
Two pages. TWO PAGES.
You slackers.
I agree.
*posts frantically*
*posts quickly*
*posts again*
*also does that*
Bravo.
Thanks. You didn't do too badly yourself.
Why thank you. (Also, is it 'le hannon' or 'hannon le'?)
Le hannon.
Aragorn says hannon le in The Return of the King.
That's because he's an Elvish impersonator.
-_- He grew up in Rivendell. He probably speaks Sindarin better than he speaks Westron!
Did you enjoy the video? 8D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 19, 2020, 09:46:48 AM
-_- He grew up in Rivendell. He probably speaks Sindarin better than he speaks Westron!
Ebby... What a s-..Siddarn?
*Falls into the topic following a burst of thunder.*
O.O
*Absorbs a lightning bolt, sidesteps a hailstone, and muches on a Rootin' Tootin' Super Newtontm bar.*
How is everyone?
/me sneaks up on Verdie
*Has been sneaked upon.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 19, 2020, 09:44:35 AM
That's because he's an Elvish impersonator.
*Begins playing Larry the Cucumber's guitar*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 19, 2020, 01:53:29 PM
*Absorbs a lightning bolt, sidesteps a hailstone, and muches on a Rootin' Tootin' Super Newtontm bar.*
How is everyone?
That's sounds suspiciously like you're stealing my thunder. >.>
That pun is glorious.
^-^
Anyway...
Yes. Back to my question. Were you stealing my thunder? Hmm?
The answer will shock you ;D
(Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah! :laugh:)
Currently, you could charge me with theft, but I'm positive I didn't steal it.
Watt do you say to that?
;D I enjoy this.
*Ztealz Limevire*
Anybeazt elze remember zat?
Quote from: Verdauga on August 19, 2020, 06:37:22 PM
Currently, you could charge me with theft, but I'm positive I didn't steal it.
Watt do you say to that?
;D I enjoy this.
Dearest, you were doing so well. Why did you have to ruin it?
75 Pagez tae gae! KEEP POZTIN'!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 19, 2020, 11:08:05 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on August 19, 2020, 03:03:14 PM
*Has been sneaked upon.*
/me pounces on Verdie
AAAAHHH!! *Flails about and falls over.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 19, 2020, 08:51:40 PM
Dearest, you were doing so well. Why did you have to ruin it?
(In case others didn't notice the puns in the first reading. I'm proud of the third one.)
The third one was pretty good.
*picks up Infant Lass and places her on my shoulder*
*sings*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 20, 2020, 06:12:32 AM
*picks up Infant Lass and places her on my shoulder*
Hehe! I goka Vergie!
That wasn't very loving, Lass.
But...I was dust..I...*sniff*
I didn' mean t' hurt Vergie...
*Is only hurt in the self esteem.*
/me climbs down Ebby. She then runs over a gives Verdie a big-tiny hug
Good child. Sometimes things that are fun for you can hurt other beasts, so you need to ask them before you pretend to kill them.
*the Moving Fortress has entered the topic*
Oh, hello.
I sowwy, Vergie...I nono mean t' 'hurt 'e...
*nods and smiles*
*tesso, A.R.S.E.N.E units and the waira exit to relax*
Can I get you beasts something to drink?
*tesso pull out lunchboxes with cheese, the waira looks hungry... very hungry...*
*gives the waira a slice of cake*
*the slice of cake is size of a pill to the waira...*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 20, 2020, 03:03:27 PM
*Is only hurt in the self esteem.*
Oof. If you need some ego, I could give you some of mine.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 20, 2020, 08:52:34 PM
*the slice of cake is size of a pill to the waira...*
*a very delicious pill, though*
*waira is not satisfied...*
*A.R.S.E.N.E unit flies in with large bag of various offal before dumping it in the waira's mouth*
*tesso like cheese...*
/me crawls over to waira
*A blob oozes into the topic*
*waira looks at Infant Lass before ignoring her...*
*Hazs been hugged.*
*tesso wantz hugz*
*Mr Woofers bounds over to the Tesso*
*tesso hugz Mr Woofers*
*waira is still hungry*
*Orthrus has bounded out of the Fortress*
*Project #50 stays inside...*
/me sniffs Waira
*waira nearly inhales Infant Lass when sniffing back*
*A.R.S.E.N.E unit gives waira another bag of offal*
*eats the cake myself*
*Is trying to ignore the cake.*
*puts a piece of cake in front of Verdauga*
*Is now trying to overcome my sweet tooth.*
*Fails and digs in.* Thanks, love!!
*Ootzoide tiz rainin', und a lonely cake beginz cryin' becauze tvaz left oot in ze rain, und naybeazt vill probably 'ave zat recipe again*
'Tis a pleasure, honey.
Spoiler
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*
Macabre has entered, points at Teer before charging towards her...
*Forces Macabre to sidestep Teer and charge out of the topic before it realizes what happened.*
Oh, thanks.
Anything for you.
*
Macabre doesn't walk, he floats, and he quickly rearranges Teer's face structure...*
rearranged face
(https://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/thumbs/han-solo-the-star-wars-holiday-special-64.3_thumb.jpg)
*glares until face structure turns back to normal* What are you doing?
*Pulls Macabre off to the side and quietly, calmly... murders it*
Heh. Well done.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 21, 2020, 12:29:08 AM
*Pulls Macabre off to the side and quietly, calmly... murders it*
*
Macabre cannot die, or be murdered...
Macabre begins summoning all the decayed residue and bones from older topic*
*just... summons baby turtle*
*Macabre forms several Darkashers...
And he makes the turtle explode in a pulpy mass...*
*The blob oozes up to Macabre*
*Macabre takes the blob and absorbs it...*
Baby Turtle does not explode. Baby Turtle is invincible.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 21, 2020, 01:09:46 AM
*Macabre takes the blob and absorbs it...*
(>.> Aaaaaaand there goes Blob...)
How sad.
Poor Blob. So young. So much untapped potential.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 20, 2020, 11:23:42 PM
*waira nearly inhales Infant Lass when sniffing back*
/me hugs Waira to avoid being snorted up
Awwww!
*Macabre forms more Darkashers...*
*the Darkashers start shambling towards the group*
I know a toddler called Asher. He's adorable.
*Macabre start pulling energy from the malevolent dark core of the mods hidden in the depths of the forum...*
*the Darkashers are hungry. VERY hungry...
...They might want cake... I hope....*
They don't get cake.
Oh, sorry. *hugs Corn*
*the Darkashers don't want cake...
they look hungrily at Infant Lass...*
The dark Ashers want to throw popcorn all over the floor.
*the Darkashers grab Infant Lass and run off...*
*Macabre has floated off somewhere...*
*flicks claws and Lass appears back where she was* No kidnapping.
*the Darkashers snarl in defiance...*
*The sky is turning dark...*
*the Fortress has left...*
*the Tiny Lass is still safe*
. . . Well then.
*the Darkashers are still hungry...
they are now looking at Teer...*
*Builds a bunker and poofs everyone into it*
*the Darkashers start throwing themselves onto the bunker*
*Picks up Tommy gun*
*Charges out of bunker, wielding Stormbreaker. Begins chopping at the Darkashers*
*Macabre suddenly reappears and catches Stormbreaker by the handle*
F̸o̶o̷l̵,̵ ̷i̶t̴ ̸m̶i̵g̵h̵t̴ ̷i̶n̷t̸e̵r̴e̵s̸t̴ ̸y̶o̷u̴ ̴t̸h̵a̵t̸ ̷I̵ ̴a̶m̷ ̷r̸e̵s̷i̸s̸t̶a̸n̷t̴ ̷t̴o̷ ̶e̸l̵e̸c̷t̵r̷i̷c̸ ̸t̶y̵p̷e̶ ̵a̵t̷t̸a̸c̴k̶s̸.̸.̷.̷
*the Darkashers are trying to reform...*
Ze Cake Iz A Lie!!!
How could they?!
Y̶̳̑e̸̮͑s̸̞͑.̴̢̛ ̴͈̑T̵͎̄h̸͎̔e̵͓̔ ̷̯̓c̷̦̈́a̵̖̔k̴̤̂e̸̠͗ ̶̡͊i̶̟͂s̴̺̀ ̴̝̓ă̶̤ ̴̥̎l̸̝̓i̵̭̕è̴̞.̷̞̚ ̴̨͘T̸̢̈h̸͚͝è̵̯r̸̠̍e̶̱͠ ̷̟̈́î̵̟ś̷̪ ̶̺̈́n̶̥͋o̵̱̿ ̴̥͊Ḛ̵͋a̶̤͗s̶͉̍t̶͇̆é̵̢r̶̩̀ ̶̦̓B̴̢̀ũ̵̩n̵̦͝n̷̯̑y̶̦̚,̶̮̂ ̷̻̒t̵̑͜h̷̠̉e̵͓͐ṙ̵̪ḛ̵̀ ̵̱̇i̶͎͊s̴̟̄ ̸̪͗n̵̯̐o̷͕͊ ̷̫̊T̴̜͘o̷̙͐ö̴̩t̴̯̋ḣ̶͎ ̶̣̀F̸͓̿a̴̫͐i̴̮̓r̷̈́ͅy̷̭̌,̸͈͛ ̵̌͜ǎ̸̭n̵̩̕ḑ̴͛ ̷̖̈t̷̬͂h̴͙̊e̴͕̕ȓ̸̡ë̴̩ ̸̖̒ï̴̠s̵̭̀ ̸͙̍n̶͑͜o̵̮̔ ̵̞͒Q̸̰͛u̸̼͗e̴̠͘e̷̡͑n̷̹̈́ ̷͙͂o̵͍̊f̶̝̒ ̷͍̂Ȅ̸̩n̶̼̔g̵̹̿l̴̤͐ą̴͝n̷͒͜d̷͍̉!̷̮́
Zerefore, Ze Lie Iz A Cake!!!
*Macabre punches Seb in the face...*
*the Darkashers are fusing together...*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 21, 2020, 03:27:20 AM
*the Darkashers grab Infant Lass and run off...*
*Macabre has floated off somewhere...*
/me has no idea what's going on
*Macabre starts gathering all dark matter to himself...*
*the Darkashers have formed one large Darkasher...*
/me begins to eat pebbles
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 21, 2020, 04:22:46 AM
*Macabre starts gathering all dark matter to himself...*
*the Darkashers have formed one large Darkasher...*
*begins getting pulled towards Macabre* Oi!
*after gathering enough matter, Macabre floats off...*
*the Gigasher follows...*
*cough*
Cake? We have cake? Where? *Gently stops infant Lass from eating pebbles*
Mr. Macabre's Book-Mobile.
/me slowly let's the pebble fall out of her mouth
*takes the pebble* Thaaaank you.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 21, 2020, 04:32:44 AM
*after gathering enough matter, Macabre floats off...*
Oi. I don't like being gathered!
Six pages, not bad.
I do not like this behavior!
No no, you're doing it wrong. It's "I do not appreciate this behaviour."
I don't care! This... stupid... thing... *kicks Macabre into non-existence*
O_O That's one way of dealing with frustration.
/me is hungry
*is dragged into non-existence behind Macabre*
Heh.
(It's not funny)
(It's hilarious. Your plan backfired on you.)
(I thought you were my friend)
You thought w'ong, I guess
(Indeed. Such a sad life)
Tea...I hurted my face so I need pepinttee!...Tea? /me poofs Teer back to make her peppermint tea, because that will fix the gash down her face
*Remembers murdering Macabre.*
>.>
*Feels ever so slightly ignored.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 21, 2020, 04:48:46 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 21, 2020, 04:32:44 AM
*after gathering enough matter, Macabre floats off...*
Oi. I don't like being gathered!
My dearest isn't dark matter! What are you saying?
I didn't ignore you. I just didn't contradict Teer when she ignored you.
Fair. Technically Worty ignored me, but meh. It doesn't really matter. How're ye?
If I remember clearly, Macabre sucked out your soul...
Then Teer stole it, so I assume she managed to reunite your body and spirit back together,,,
*Clouds form behind Macabre and Sebias' cackling rings out*
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c47d8628a4a6659c42c790ca07d093d/tumblr_o9nwtkxmyy1vwxxpmo5_500.gif)
*waves* Hi Seb.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 21, 2020, 10:34:51 AM
Tea...I hurted my face so I need pepinttee!...Tea? /me poofs Teer back to make her peppermint tea, because that will fix the gash down her face
Oh, you poor dear. I'll get you some right away.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 21, 2020, 07:47:07 PM
If I remember clearly, Macabre sucked out your soul...
Then Teer stole it, so I assume she managed to reunite your body and spirit back together,,,
Not yet. That was scheduled for... nine thirty pm, tomorrow.
*Macabre sends Darkashers which form into a gargantuan corpse mass*
*gives Lass peppermint tea*
T'ankee, Tea! /me sips the tea happily
No problem, small thing.
Hehe! I a thing!
We all are.
*Soulless remant staggers in.*
Oh, hey! How are you today, Soulless Remnant? ^-^
*The Soulless Remnant stare blankly at Russa, before raising a hand/paw/claw/phalangel-hub, and giving the "so-so" gesture.*
Ah, I see. Very interesting.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 21, 2020, 08:39:47 PM
*waves* Hi Seb.
(https://keepersofsecrets.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/ollo.gif)
Quote from: Verdauga on August 22, 2020, 12:51:11 AM
*Soulless remant staggers in.*
Oh dear. *ignores schedule and reinstalls Verdauga's soul now*
Yes, I am. A taniwha is a big thing and a Lassie is a small thing.
Ebby a big thing too?
Eb is a... medium things.
What a medim?
It's like half big and half small. A mixture of big and small, kind of.
/me nods understandingly and sips her tea
*smiles*
Is S'ott a medim be'st too?
Hey, it's Kade!
Do y'all put milk/cream in your tea?
No. I don't even put tea in my tea.
I drink herbal teas or iced teas, so no.
Milk is an abomination, so no.
It's good in coffee.
You savage.
That is correct.
I drink my coffee black but I suppose it could. Coffee ice cream is good.
Coffee cake is also delightful.
It is!
Pro tip: don't put coffee in your oatmeal/porridge.
I've actually done that before. It's quite nice.
When you grow up, you can be a medium thing, but small things are better.
How dare you.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 22, 2020, 11:39:19 PM
Hey, it's Kade!
Where?! *looks around frantically*
McLass isn't the only ship that's adorable.
I agree. Verdsteer is as well.
What a bean. *sulks* (Goodnight, by the way. ^-^)
Goodnight! Don't let the frost bite.
Night night, Eb!
How goes it, Teer?
T' bed!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 23, 2020, 08:04:55 AM
McLass isn't the only ship that's adorable.
Tea...What a micass?
*blows a raspberry at Seb*
(I actually don't like milk that much, tbh. XD I just felt the need to defend the insulted cows. 'Cuz that's what heroes do.)
How can y'all not like milk? O_o
Because it tastes weird?
... Do you drink whole milk or 2%?
Ah loike Milch. Und Cheese (vone o' me perzonalitiez) loikez chocolate milk, except 'e'z allergic tae it, zae... Dinnae give 'im any, e'en zough 'e'll azk fer it. In ze meantoime...
*Getz glazzez o' chocolate milk und forcez zem doon everybeazt'z zroatz*
*Breaks the glass.*
*spits the chocolate milk back into Hiag's face* I can tolerate normal milk, but chocolate milk is disgusting.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 23, 2020, 05:48:12 PM
... Do you drink whole milk or 2%?
Tried both, whole milk is better but still tastes weird.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 23, 2020, 05:50:53 PM
Ah loike Milch. Und Cheese (vone o' me perzonalitiez) loikez chocolate milk, except 'e'z allergic tae it, zae... Dinnae give 'im any, e'en zough 'e'll azk fer it. In ze meantoime...
*Getz glazzez o' chocolate milk und forcez zem doon everybeazt'z zroatz*
*Reluctantly swallows the milk*.... Thanks, Head.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 23, 2020, 08:29:36 AM
Goodnight! Don't let the frost bite.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/6015c69d0dbcd70a90992e14091b67cef61dacd6b78b3b293dbc21fbf2c51f51_1.gif)
We have raw milk most of the time, but the farm that produces it had to do a recall because some of their cows had... a disease. Can't remember what it's called.
Raw milk?...
*starts having happy memories...*
Yep.
Y'all need to drink milk.
I like miwk!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 23, 2020, 02:26:33 PM
A very cute thing.
Oo! I wanna see da cut' thing!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 23, 2020, 05:50:53 PM
Ah loike Milch. Und Cheese (vone o' me perzonalitiez) loikez chocolate milk, except 'e'z allergic tae it, zae... Dinnae give 'im any, e'en zough 'e'll azk fer it. In ze meantoime...
*Getz glazzez o' chocolate milk und forcez zem doon everybeazt'z zroatz*
/me coughs and splutters
That WAS rather mean of him, wasn't it?
/me is choking
*Turns infant Lass onto her stomach and begins gently thumping her back*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 23, 2020, 09:49:39 PM
Y'all need to drink milk.
Nah thanks I'm good.
What Corn said.
Cow...
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)
Fascinating.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/diablo/images/d/de/Cow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080316063633)
*sips peppermint tea*
Y'all is lambs.
Thanks.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 23, 2020, 10:00:45 PM
*Turns infant Lass onto her stomach and begins gently thumping her back*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 23, 2020, 09:49:39 PM
Y'all need to drink milk.
Nah thanks I'm good.
/me coughs out chocolate milk
All good now?
Chocolate milk is rather disgusting, isn't it?
I see.
I don't think I've ever actually had any irl.
You don't want to.
You aren't missing out on much, honestly.
It's terrible stuff.
It's not bad, but it's not the most amazing thing.
Iced coffee isn't bad, but chocolate milk is disgusting.
ICED MOCHAS. BEST THING EVER. Or just mochas in general.
Yeah, they're pretty tasty.
Yessss. Chocolate and coffee, two of my favorites. Put one of those and my family's potato salad in front of me and I could die happy.
Potato salad is amazing.
Mmhmm.
Yes indeed.
/me moans in pain
Oh dear.
*Bambi runz pazt*
Is it legal to hunt here?
Yes.
*Bambi pullz oot a rifle, und takez aim*
*Grabs Barrett 50. cal and takes aim*
Ooooh! This is it, ladies and gentle beasts! Who will win this great battle?
*drops rifle and fires an RPG at it, blowing a crater in the ground.*
Me.
You fired a roleplay game at it?
/me hugs Corn
Adorable.
Indeed.
How are you today?
Not too bad. You?
Also, I'm kind of tempted to join in the Disaster in the Kitchens RP. Do you think I should?
Yes, definitely!
Okay. I'll get round to it soon.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 24, 2020, 05:23:44 AM
Not too bad. You?
Also, I'm kind of tempted to join in the Disaster in the Kitchens RP. Do you think I should?
Me?
Yes, you. How are you doing?
Oh, that. Well, indeed.
Good.
Indeed.
Mm. *has a Redwall song stuck in my head*
Oh dear.
Yar. It's this one:
Spoiler
I see.
*Bambi managed tae dodge ze blazt; Bambi reappearz und firez a glob o' paint at One-Eye'z vone eye*
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/SLFF8eo1B4M0M/giphy.gif)
*Walks through the scene, eating a pie.*
The scene! *Tries to fix broken scene*
*Sees Seb seemingly fixing the seam in the scene.*
*Goes overseas to see if Kade still seems to see me seemingly fix the seam the scene*
Zeemingly...
*Lights Kade's curtains on fire*
Mwhahaha!
Hey, I'm just happy to hear that I have curtains.
How many pages have there been since I was last on?
Never mind, I just checked. 115.
Whooaaa.....
It's been 38 days or something, so around 3 pages a day on average.
Yeah, about that. Welcome back by the way (Welcome sideways too)
But not front?
According to your status you're not front :P
Indeed. I did say that.
Sooo...Why'd ya disappear? Just busy?
Eeeee! *is extremely happy* We missed you!
*Tackle hugs BL.* I seriously thought you were gone for good. I'm very happy to be wrong ^-^
Me too! *joins in the tackle hug*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 10:23:11 PM
*Tackle hugs BL.* I seriously thought you were gone for good. I'm very happy to be wrong ^-^
I am ashamed of your low expectations of me! Surely you know me better than that?
If anything I've been less busy recently, with lockdown and all that. 'Distracted by fanfiction and discord' is perhaps a better way to put it.
Welcome back!
Well, I should kind of be going to bed soonish, so goodnight!
Quote from: Booklover on August 24, 2020, 11:32:54 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 10:23:11 PM
*Tackle hugs BL.* I seriously thought you were gone for good. I'm very happy to be wrong ^-^
I am ashamed of your low expectations of me! Surely you know me better than that?
If anything I%u2019ve been less busy recently, with lockdown and all that. %u2018Distracted by fanfiction and discord%u2019 is perhaps a better way to put it.
I thought you were avoiding us to punish us for shipping you... ;D
Lol. That would be quite the drastic measures, I must say. :P
Quote from: Booklover on August 24, 2020, 11:41:28 PM
Well, I should kind of be going to bed soonish, so goodnight!
Okay, night!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 24, 2020, 11:54:33 PM
Quote from: Booklover on August 24, 2020, 11:32:54 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 10:23:11 PM
*Tackle hugs BL.* I seriously thought you were gone for good. I'm very happy to be wrong ^-^
I am ashamed of your low expectations of me! Surely you know me better than that?
If anything I've been less busy recently, with lockdown and all that. 'Distracted by fanfiction and discord' is perhaps a better way to put it.
I thought you were avoiding us to publish us for shipping you... ;D
I was kinda thinking that, a little bit.
Wait, really? Gosh, I'm a smol tad insulted. :-|
Spoiler
I'm kidding, kidding. XD
Blah, blah. Nobeast cares.
Alright, now I'm insulted. *Throws a Monday morning at Teer's face*
Thanks! *begins practicing violin*
/me hugs Seb to comfort him
I's okay...I sure Tea dina mean it...
Lass, you're far too kind at times.
*Arches eyebrow* Hey, Book!
*drags Teer away by her scruff* Welcome back, Booklover! I'm glad you didn't die.
*is hiding in the fluff too deep for Eb to reach without getting stuck herself*
Well, great. *is now stuck as well*
Serves you right.
O.O
Don't protest, just enjoy it.
..... *Arches eyebrow more, but in confusion*
Lady Cornf'ower...Dey dust bein' sillys...Right?
*victoriously returns to reading book* I'm going to ruin my eyesight, but it'll be worth it.
Definitely just being silly.
*reads*
Teer, turn a light on and don't ruin your eyesight. Myopia is no fun; take it from somebeast who knows.
I don't have a light, though.
Then move to somewhere that does have a light!!!
But then I won't be able to hide in Kade's fur!
>_>
Make Kade move to by a light and stick your head out.
I think fleas are generally quieter.
Mmm, you're probably right....
Dearie me.
Hope you don't mind your passengers, I don't see them getting out any time soon.
Yeah, I'm kinda used to it at this point. I accidentally started this anyways, so EH :giggle:
True, true.
Do you want 'em? I'm sure they wouldn't mind hitching a ride with you as well.
Oh, I'm not nearly as fluffy. I doubt they'd wanna. XD Besides, they look comfy.
I suppose so, there is lots of room in the floof, after all. *Shrugs*
Zomebeazt need loight?
Spoiler
(https://i.gifer.com/RjgZ.gif)
*Is, luckily, fireproof.*
Thanks, I think
:D FIRE IS FUN!
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/2c584cef8b3a9cfa24f615365d121879/tumblr_n8cnj7XZXP1tov11ao2_500.gif)
Build a person a fire and they're warm for a day.
Set a person on fire and they're warm for the rest of their life.
That's hilariously horrid. :laugh: Very nice.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 25, 2020, 06:26:04 PM
Build a person a fire and they're warm for a day.
Set a person on fire and they're warm for the rest of their life.
Unless they jump into a freezing cold lake first. Or a not-quite-so-cold-but-definitely-not-warm lake.
Not allowed.
You never said.
It's implied.
Not really.
It appears a battle of wits had begun!...or rather ended :D
Quote from: Booklover on August 25, 2020, 09:01:19 PM
Not really.
Ya. By the fact that "what if" situations aren't included in the original statement, the given circumstances are implied to occur without any out of context influences interfering.
Hahaha!
NOT FUNNY.
But it is. ^-^ *Laughs*
No.
*Sticks tongue out at Teer* So there.
Is not!
Yes it is. ^-^
^-^
Embrace it.
No!
*Reaches into his fluff and pats Teer's head.* There there, it was only a joke.
A good joke at that. A funny one.
Not a funny joke, Sebias!
I didn't even make the joke! Nyeh!
It's still your fault.
I can agree with that.
*Splutters*
There's peppermint tea in the cupboard.
Doctor?
Sebbie all burneded!
No, not entirely. Only a little smoked.
Maybe.
No....
Oh.
Is it too much to hope that someone's awake?
Nop'!
Of course not!
/me hides in Scott's ship
Adorable.
More of a row boat, really.
More like this actually...
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/5/58/RazorCrestIcePlanet-DB.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200222233821)
Mando-row boat
Regardin' poztin' enough in ziz topic everybeazt daeznae e'en Dolittle. More poztin', everybeazt!
Corndauga is cute.
Corndauga is dead.
YOUR FACE is dead.
Corndauga lives.
My face is much livelier than that corpse.
You think that because YOUR FACE is so dead. Your eyes are blind to the truth. True story.
Also, McLass is cute, but that's isn't exactly unknown. Hmm. Let us talk about Ebanok.
Sure, it honestly doesn't get much chatter :laugh:
I've never been sure how I feel about Ebanok, truthfully.
Hmmm? Find it kind of odd/weird? Understandable :giggle:
I generally try to avoid the topic of Ebanok, since it tends to bring up something uncomfortable, for me.
Wow. Didn't know all the opinions revolving around it. Learn something knew every day I guess.
I mean, it's a great ship, just about meck and neck with McLass on the adorability scale, but I generally avoid talking about it on the forum lest somebeast bring up... a certain thing.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I know what you're talking about now! You horrible creature, you. Leaving us to wait for so long.
I have a cold...
THAT IS NO EXCUSE!
You'll just have to do it twice. ;D
Ugh.
Ugh muffins.
*eats the muffins*
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 26, 2020, 08:10:29 PM
Hmmm? Find it kind of odd/weird? Understandable :giggle:
.... No I just don't have an opinion.
Fair enough.
Fair NUTHIN'
Opinions must be had!
Well, you're opinion is wrong, so there.
At least I've GOT one.
Also, no u
Your FACE.
Bravo, you correctly used it ;D
Thanks.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 27, 2020, 03:20:00 AM
Bravo, you correctly used it ;D
The irony here is that
you misused a word.
The context you're using "bravo" in is the Italian context, and while it does literally translate to "Excellent/courageous" it's the
masculine form. As Teer is a lady, it should be "brava" (Slightly different literal meaning; "good/clever") as that's the
feminine form.
However, since you're using this in the steroetypical congratulatory way the literal translation doesn't quite matter.
Sorry I couldn't pass it up
WORD IS WORD
Fair enough.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 27, 2020, 03:32:34 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 27, 2020, 03:20:00 AM
Bravo, you correctly used it ;D
The irony here is that you misused a word.
The context you're using "bravo" in is the Italian context, and while it does literally translate to "Excellent/courageous" it's the masculine form. As Teer is a lady, it should be "brava" (Slightly different literal meaning; "good/clever") as that's the feminine form.
However, since you're using this in the steroetypical congratulatory way the literal translation doesn't quite matter.
Sorry I couldn't pass it up
Jokes on you, if I was wanting to be serious about it, I would've used "bravissima" since I was so proud of her! So there, nyeh!
Touché, I can appreciate that response. XD
*just sits here, looking prim and proper while everybeast is arguing over the compliments worthy for one such as me*
I take it back.
Of course you do.
(All of this should be in the FPC.)
*leaps out of Kade's fluff and dashes up a tree at the mention of Ebanok*
WELL IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU POSTED HERE! It's been, like, an hour.
/me hides under Scott's chair
*voice from the tree* Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.
TOO LONG.
MEH.
Your FACE.
:giggle:
*a hurt/sulky silence comes from the tree*
Sorry.
Spoiler
BUT WHAT ABOUT SOKKA
What about him?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UbDFbebuPiA/hqdefault.jpg)
Nah, mate.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 27, 2020, 07:09:51 AM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UbDFbebuPiA/hqdefault.jpg)
*wails* Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy???
The older sister just announced that I'm a troll at heart.
Jars?! Are she and Lass still at your house?
Yes.
I dunno what it means.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CarefreeFlickeringAlbino-small.gif)
(SOKKAAAA!!!!!!!!)
..... ?
*And here I am in the corner... just eating my muffin...
...using my thumb, naturally*
Very imteresting.
Mm-hmm. *Passes muffins around*
*Eatz Haggis inztead*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 27, 2020, 06:01:34 PM
..... ?
Lady Cornf'ower! /me charges into Corn by way of tackle hug, apart from her not even reaching Corns' knees
*Now has very squished shins* Hi Lass XD
*Continuez eatin' Haggis*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 27, 2020, 08:08:17 PM
*Now has very squished shins* Hi Lass XD
Lookie! I made a kiky cat!
/me proudly presents her drawing
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671315455750963220/748458901909012500/no_cheese_cake_for_you.png)
That's quite adorable.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 27, 2020, 08:08:17 PM
*Now has very squished shins* Hi Lass XD
...Are they made of putty or something?
/me lookup adoringly at Corn
Humbug.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 27, 2020, 08:21:20 PM
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Oooooh! Very nice. ^-^
Agreed.
*The rocks begin to sing*
... I see.
Are ye zure?
Yes.
Are ye zure aboot zat zough? Alzae...
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThankfulDistantAfricanwildcat-poster.jpg)
Alrighty.
*The singing gets louder, accompanied by the sound of cement clapping against wood*
Why?
Must there always be a 'why'?
*Dripping sounds intensify, along with the singing and the clapping*
Yes.
*Silence grows deeper, along with the other sounds*
Fascinating.
*An odd voice mimicking Teer begins to speak, along with the other sounds, who have slowly grown to an ear throbbing orchestra*
What happened to the silence growing deeper?
It pazzed ze point o' 'zoilence' und became noize. *Lobz a chezknutter at ze noizez*
*The noises eat whatever that is*
*Everyone's ears begin to bleed from the volume*
*And SUDDENLY...
...it stops*
*ears didn't begin to bleed*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 28, 2020, 02:57:09 AM
*The noises eat whatever that is*
*Everyone's ears begin to bleed from the volume*
*And SUDDENLY...
...it stops*
Ye 'oneztly dinnae ken vot a 'chezknutter' iz? Ah zought ye vere a Redwall fan!
*Earz alzae dinnae bleed eizer*
Quote from: lass of something much on August 27, 2020, 08:21:20 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 27, 2020, 08:08:17 PM
*Now has very squished shins* Hi Lass XD
Lookie! I made a kiky cat!
/me proudly presents her drawing
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671315455750963220/748458901909012500/no_cheese_cake_for_you.png)
It's perfect, I love it :D *Also didn't have bleeding ears* Seb you should probably get that checked out.
Mm.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2020, 03:13:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 27, 2020, 08:21:20 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 27, 2020, 08:08:17 PM
*Now has very squished shins* Hi Lass XD
Lookie! I made a kiky cat!
/me proudly presents her drawing
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671315455750963220/748458901909012500/no_cheese_cake_for_you.png)
It's perfect, I love it :D *Also didn't have bleeding ears* Seb you should probably get that checked out.
Yayayay!! /me squeaks and hugs Corn's legs again (Because she is too tiny to reach)
Adorable.
*Instantly falls asleep.*
*Hugs Lass back and pats her on the head*
*Ze Barrel-Men from Mars show up, und zay:* "We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!"
*Vonderz if anybeazt vill get ze reference*
Nah, mate.
Ze Martian Odyzzey. Tiz a zhort ztory.
👌
*A Barrel-Man valkz up tae Scott, und zayz,* "We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!"
.....ok.....
"We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!" *Ze Barrel-Man zayz again*
Yes?
*gives the barrel man a band-aid*
Ata marie, tamariki.
Ai marika.
Buon pomeriggio. Come stai?
Nac ydw. (What was the question?)
Come stai?
(In English -_-)
Sei divertente. :giggle:
Kiore.
Come ti permetti!? :-|
Rawa ngāwari.
I wonder how you say "I'm going to sit on you soon." in Maori.
Presto mi siederò su di te.
Me or Seb? *prepares to flee*
Probably Eb. I'm much too lovable and humble.
I am currently only about a metre away from her, so you're probably right.
Lol. An excellent point. RUN, EB! I'll DISTRACT HER!
Meh. I'm in a patch of sunshine, so I don't really want to move. Besides, Teer isn't that heavy.
Lol. Well, then. *Hides water balloon*
:laugh:
(https://utahvalley360.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Penguin-you-didnt-see-anything.gif)
*sits on the lovable, humble Seb*
>.>
<.<
That wasn't supposed to happen. :-|
My apologies.
'Tis most amusing.
*Is being sat on*
That's as it should be.
Only 43 pages to go!
Indeed.
WOO!
What'd I miss?
Much.
But nothing too important.
In other news, Seb is very comfortable.
I can see that.
Indeed.
Kade's on. You had better post, Kade Rivok.
Heh.
What? *ears begin to flatten*
Nothing of concern.
Oh, really? *ears thoroughly flatten*
Really.
Hmm.
Mhmm.
Fine. *ears return to their normal position*
Yay.
*is silent*
Nice.
Not really.
Oh.
Yup, I'm sulking.
No you're not.
Yes, I am. Kade did TWO posts. It's not his fault, but now I am sad.
Nah, mate.
*sulks* I'm also bored.
Oh, nice.
Mhmm.
Yah indeed.
Ai marika.
Indeed.
Spoiler
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You could edit...
Meeeeeh...
That is what you're here for.
But I don't want to!
Fair enough.
Spoiler
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Uhh...Command I have spotted a suspicious teenage female wildcat with a gun...
Heh.
Do you want to try and spam to the end with weird conversations?
Sure, why not?
Ok! Do you like socks?
Yes, they are rather useful when one doesn't want to go barefoot.
Hmm! Am I weird!
Kind of. So are most of us, I think.
I would have to disagree! I am the biggest weird in the multiverse....Want to know a lie?
I just heard one.
Geh! Here it is anyway! I lied!
Heh.
Heeh!
.heH
1
23
47
No! You're doing it wrong, you should have said 45.
67
Forty-five is such a boring number, though.
Too bad.
89
10...3.
No, just ten.
11
*Scott stood up from his seat inside the helicopter and checkled his gun! This was going to be a long night* "
@Ebantu the Kararehe Callsign: Ranger and @shisteer of nothing much Callsign: Taniwha I'm Captain Scott Mclamok you can call me Chip! We are spec ops unit 65 aka Squad Padlock! Our objective! Lock this topic!" *Holds up a picture of said topic* It's located in this bunker across no man's land! *Points at a bunker on the map. Scott though of the briefing General Hiag gave him* "Ebantu the Kararehe a sniper best of the best rumored to never miss her shots! Shisteer of Nothing Much a master at everything she does! That's what his team was!" *Scott checked the ammunition count on his rifle* "Squad Padlock! The hunt is on! *Scott jumped off of the Blackhawk helicopter and dove through the clouds into darkness*
Le what.
*Scott spoke through his comm*
@shisteer of nothing much I want you on me! Ranger find a good sniping spot! We'll need the covering fire!
...
Taniwha! Do you copy? Over! *Scott cursed* Ranger! I've lost contact with Taniwha! Change of plans! Rally at that old pizza shop at the west side of the city! Over!
*Scott soared through the sky to the abandoned pizza shop. He was g
Losing height fast but pulling his chute out to early would ruin their element of surprise. He was cutting it close today! Fifty feet. 40. 30! Scott deployed his parachute and crashed into the wall of the building. Scott stood up and checked the area for hostiles.* "Chip to Ranger do you copy? Over."
Yes. Hi.
"Good! What is your status? Over."
Confused.
"Pull yourself together Ranger! I'm at the checkpoint" *Scott walked through the abandoned pizza shop, wary of any hostiles. Once Scott cleared the store he contacted Ranger* Chip to Ranger! Checkpoint is clear! Now get here pronto! Over."
Fully satisfied and ready for action! What are my orders? Over.
*walks toward where Scott is hiding*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 30, 2020, 08:26:27 AM
Fully satisfied and ready for action! What are my orders? Over.
"TANIWAHA!" *Scott pumped his fist in the air* "Chip to Taniwha. I'm setting up a way point on my location! It should appear on your hud! I'm in an abandoned pizza shop. Over."
*looks at hud (whatever that is) and sees the thing that is supposed to be seen* Taniwha to Chip. I see you. I'll come from the other end and secure the premises. Meet you when I do. Over.
"Chip to Taniwha. Copy that! Over!"
*lands at the battered back exit and enters cautiously, fancy goggle things showing me that nothing living is in the immediate vicinity. Cautiously, the taniwha makes her way over the stale pizza bases and crushed, moldy tomatoes, picking her way carefully through broken glass*
*Scott heard the click of paws on glass. Scott slid behind the counter and pulled out his pistol.* "Chip to Squad Padlock! There might be hostiles in the store. Be on high alert! Over."
*seeing something slip out of the corner of her vision, the taniwha pulled out her paw Canon thing and aimed it at the spot it had disappeared, her fancy goggles telling her it was something warm blooded* Taniwha to Chip: Roger that. Something sighted, about to confront it. Over.
*turning her attention away from the microphone, the taniwha loaded her weapon and held her claw on the trigger* You, behind the bench, come into the open and introduce yourself! Resistance is futile. I can blow you to pieces in less than a second.
*Scott popped out of cover whill shouting* "Friendlies! Friendlies! It's Chip!"
*claw tightened for a moment, then relaxed as the ally's words sunk in* Ah, my apologies, Captain McLamok. Please forgive me. What's the plan?
"Well...We need to try and do this undetected. Sk we'll use our guns as a last resort! We'll move from building to building, clearing them as we go. Once we get to the suburb area, we'll be able to jump from roof to roof! Remember the objective! We got to lock the topic! We stick to the objective and we should be fine....Maybe.......Chip to Ranger. Status report? Over.
Why clearing them? *the taniwha unloaded her Canon thing and stowed it back in its strap* Methinks the Ranger's status might be 'sleeping'.
(I'm going to bed. Tomorrow, I will work to perfect my disguise)
"Sleeping on the job. Huh? Whatever! Why clearing the buildings! So we don't get shot from behind and if need be give reinforcements an easier time!"
(I have to sleep also gotta get up at five and it's three here..)
Ach, zae Ah'm a general? Major!
*Vone o' ze Barrel-Men valkz tovardz Scott'z location; 'e ztopz und zayz:* "We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!"
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT BRO! We're friends!"
I see. Couldn't we just make sure they don't have anyone in them? Cleaning this mess up will take a long time and I didn't bring a broom, plus I thought we had a mission to take care of.
"We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!" *Ze Barrel-Man zayz again, und valkz off*
I see.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 30, 2020, 07:07:37 AM
Forty-five is such a boring number, though.
No it isn't. It is the 9th triangular number, and the smallest triangular number other than 1 that can be written as the sum of two squares. It's a hexagonal number. It's a palindromic number in binary. And a lot of other things.
Exactly. It's so easily included, which makes it entirely uninteresting.
No you're not, silly chook. I'm on an important mission. No time for sitting.
Oh. *Sheepishly gets off the ground*
Why did that banana climb that tree? Have you seen my car? It's blue with purple spots. Also, your kitten.
Oi! Eb is very adorable but she's not a kitten anymore and I advise you don't call her such!
I was talking about Verdauga. :laugh:
Actually not. I meant your pet dog, but this works too.
*reloads Canon thing* I could blow you to pieces right here and now. Sure, Captain Scott might be annoyed, but a pistol won't do pittance against this thing.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/749774594856189962/unknown.png?width=640&height=407)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/68/78/9b6878ff3bd4dd8b8318ea3b3f8417dc.gif)
Any drinks here will be significantly disgusting and probably dangerous.
Not Rot Beer, surely.
Basically everything in here is severely polluted. Even rot beer can have toxic substances added to it.
Meh. I'm still fine and dandy. It apparently didn't work on me. ;D
Alrighty. On that note, *sips water from canteen* What are our orders, Captain Scott?
*Pulls out a sofa and sits on it, eating pickles*
... Where did you get that from?
>.>
<.<
Nowhere. Certainly not your house, nooooo.
Alrighty.
*Munches on pickle*
*Thread suddenly bursts into flame, catching on fire (I added that last part for you, Hiag. ^-^)*
Evacuate building! Quick! *grabs Seb and Booklover and runs out, ignoring the glass digging into paws, trusting that Scott will be right behind me*
*Grabs on to Teer's headfur* Wheeeeeee!
*has a helmet on* Sssh, stay calm and breathe shallow. I'll have you out in no time. Taniwha to Ranger, where are you? The building is on fire and we're getting out fast. Secure your own safety, but I wouldn't object to a little help. Haven't had time to check my stock of medical supplies. Coming out if the building now. I'll send you my location as soon as I can. Over.
*crashes out window, turning body to protect Seb and Booklover, then rolling to absorb impact of fall. Gets up and checks both beasts' pulses, looking over shoulder to see if Scott's coming or not*
Taniwha to Chip, do you hear me? Where are you?
*Blinks rapidly, suddenly turning into infant form (Just 'cuz)*
Oh dear. The smoke has had strange affects. Sit tight, little ones. *straps Seb and Booklover into a handy pram and gives them each a carrot to chew on* I'll be back soon. *runs back into building, blinking as eyes begin to water at the smoke*
Taniwha to Chip: Hold tight, I'm coming back in.
*Infant Ebby runs at Teer, waving a wooden sword and squeaking battlecries*
*Munches on carrot with wide eyes* Whaths goin' on?
I's 'ttackin' Teer!
*Gasps and falls over*
Oh no. *grabs Eb and covers her under shirt in an effort to protect her from the smoke* Here, stay. *puts Eb in the pram as well and gives her a carrot, then runs back inside, virtually blinded by tears and smoke, struggling to reach Scott on speaker*
Taniwha to Chip, sit tight, I'm coming. Hold on.
*pushes way through a shroud of flames and enters the spot where Scott was, seeing a limp, dark form on the ground* Scott! *grabs the fallen Captain and rushes out, oblivious to the pain of glass in paws and the smell of burning scales, determined to save the squirrel no matter the cost*
(This is starting to remind me of the forum prom)
(Lol)
*Infant Sebias begins to crawl toward the flames, his eyes widening and his mouth dropping open*
*Infant Ebby grabs the back of Seb's shirt and tries to haul him back but is smaller than him so fails*
*Infant Seb turns around and raises an eyebrow at Infant Eb* Huh? *Tilts head*
*Throws a drum of gasoline on the fire and laughs*
*stumbles out of building, almost falling over Sebias but managing to scoop him out of the way first* No going over there. Dangerous, hot, ouchy.
*checks Scott's pulse* Thank seasons, you're alive. Good thing I have plenty of adrenaline. I'm afraid our cover's blown. *puts Seb back in the pram* We're going to go for a ride, little ones. Could you look after Captain Scott? *carefully places Scott's prone form in between the infants, beginning to push the pram away to the nearest shelter while sending rapid messages to command*
Taniwha calling command, Ranger and Chip are down, I need some help. Medical supplies and water are vital, don't have any weapons or equipment left, all burned. Fire needs to be put out. Send reinforcements quickly. Over.
*Infant Ebby pulls Scott's eyelid up and peers intently at his eyeball* Sco-ott? Time for waking up now!
*Continues throwing gasoline on the fire until it lights me on fire*
*Infant Ebby glances over at One-Eye* Sparky-sparky-boom-guy!
*Slowly begins poking Scott* You 'kay?
Indeed. He likes going boom, for some reason. Now ssssh, there are likely hostile beasts in the area.
*Infant Sebias begins flapping his arms and squawks loudly*
*Infant Ebby shoves a biscuit into Seb's mouth* Teer says be quiet so you be quiet!
*Infant Sebias makes this face: >.>*
*Infant Ebby is annoyed that nobeast got the Avatar reference she made*
*got the Avatar reference*
*Infant Sebias drops to the ground...
...and lands on his face*
FIRE? FIRE IS FUN!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 31, 2020, 03:47:22 AM
*got the Avatar reference*
*Infant Ebby is pleased* (I'm going to do baking with Yue now, but I'll be back.)
*puts Seb back in the pram and does up the straps* You don't know how to undo those.
(http://www.doseoffunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/funny-kid-gifs-sad-baby.gif)
*gives Seb another carrot*
*Cries, but eats carrot*
Good child.
Taniwha to command: A child minder would also be useful, if you can spare one. Over.
*Infant Seb finally stops crying*
Thank seasons.
I is 'ungry.
*puts the bag of carrots in the pram* Help yourself.
*Sniffs at carrots and tips them onto the ground*
Oi, bad child. That's all the food I have left. *grabs carrots and puts them back in bag* They even have dirt on them.
I is still 'ungry. :'(
Tough luck. I'm exhausted, hungry and covered in melted plastic and I'm still alive. You can survive another few hours without food and be better for it.
*Tries to take the news like a fully grown adult*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/b27966140db68d0621628f2309f8a443/tenor.gif?itemid=6165001)
Good lad. You'll be a fearsome warrior when you grow up. This is training.
*Infant Ebby nods solemnly* Is character building.
Exactly! *reaches some meager shelter in a copse of trees* This'll have to do. I don't know how long Scott'll last without treatment.
*Infant Ebby scrambles out of the pram and quickly gathers a pile of sticks for a fire* Teer, c'n I light a fire for warmness? Please?
We'll just have a pretend fire. There might be baddies around.
*Infant Ebby sighs and the sticks begins to smolder* Oopsies...
You, missie, have been reading too much about Twinkle.
*Barges in* Oh dear. Erm, we must save everybody!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 30, 2020, 11:52:27 PM
Exactly. It's so easily included, which makes it entirely uninteresting.
If numbers could be uninteresting, there would be a smallest uninteresting number, which would make it interesting. Therefore, all numbers are interesting. (Probably missed a bit in the middle, but you get the idea.)
Also, I'm not little, so stop calling me 'little one'.
Really, Book. That's quite fascinating. Sit tight there. Have you finished your carrot?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 31, 2020, 09:16:26 AM
*Barges in* Oh dear. Erm, we must save everybody!
Oh, thank seasons you're here! I imagine you're the reinforcements General Hiag sent?
What carrot?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 31, 2020, 02:09:16 AM
Oh dear. The smoke has had strange affects. Sit tight, little ones. *straps Seb and Booklover into a handy pram and gives them each a carrot to chew on* I'll be back soon. *runs back into building, blinking as eyes begin to water at the smoke*
Taniwha to Chip: Hold tight, I'm coming back in.
I must haves accidentally dropped it when I broke the pram because I was too big for it.
Booklover, I can see you'll have a shining sense of humour when you grow up. Here, let me help you with those straps.
Don't I already have one?
Exactly. You've been restrained for your own safety.
I was referring to my 'shining sense of humour'.
*A voice cracklez o'er ze comm* "Hiag 'ere! Vho let ze fire und didnae invoite me? Ach! Anyvay, zendin' a med team along viz
@Verdauga tae look after ze dibbunz. Ztay zharp! O'er."
*Zree Barrel-Men valk pazt zingin:*
"We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!"
*Infant Sebias begins to chew on the straps holding him in*
Bad, Seb! *undoes the straps and puts Seb on the ground, in the stick enclosure that I've been building*
Roger that. Over.
*the taniwha let out a sigh of relief and slowly sat down, suddenly feeling exhausted. Help was on the way*
*Waddles over to Teer and begins playing with her ears*
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11648.msg831603#msg831603
*grunts, too tired to make much more response*
(Yeah, ouch. It's early over there, innit.)
(Nah, 'tis just about eight thirty)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 31, 2020, 09:24:41 PM
(Yeah, ouch. It's early over there, innit.)
My point remains. :giggle:
(Eight thirty is not early)
Yes it is.
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/d219a80ffe852f12a6ef5aa6eda32704/tumblr_mhz58hWZVY1s476rbo1_500.gif)
Eh. *decides to try and pull glass shards out of footpaw*
yOiKeS.
Need some help?
I suppose small claws might be useful.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 31, 2020, 09:24:41 PM
(Yeah, ouch. It's early over there, innit.)
It was 9:24pm when you said that. Hardly early.
Mm, you're a sensible little fish.
Perhaps I am, but I'm not entirely sure how you deduced that from that statement alone.
Small children with decent language skills make me happy.
No, silly. That name is reserved for Verdauga alone.
Speaking of Verdauga, where is he?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 31, 2020, 07:59:13 AM
You, missie, have been reading too much about Twinkle.
Nah, Twinkle 's pretty. *flames begins to lick at the sticks* Sorry, Teer. I no know how to put it out.
*stomps on it* That's how.
*Infant Ebby jumps in fright and tries not to cry*
Sorry, Eb. Fire is a little dangerous and could give away our position.
*Infant Ebby nods bravely* Okay Teer. Where are baddies?
I don't know where the baddies are. That's why we can't have a fire. General Hiag said he's sending some reinforcements to help us find them.
Oh. *Infant Ebby chases her tail for a moment* Why do baddies mean we can't have fire? Fire is nice. *breathes on paws and yelps*
Because if they're close by, they'll see the fire and then come and be bad.
Oh, that's not very loving. *winces and flaps paws in the air* Teer, I need water t'put on paws!
Alrighty. *grabs a canteen of water and carefully pours some of it on Eb's paws* Is that better?
*Infant Ebby nods* Mm, thanks Teer. I burnded my paws by blowing on them, see? *Infant Ebby takes a deep breath and breathes at the Taniwha*
... Oh dear. *opens Eb's mouth and looks inside carefully* What happened?
*Infant Ebby tries to speak with her mouth being held open* I no know. *Infant Ebby grins* Ma'be I's a firebenda!
I hope not. *picks Eb up gently and shakes her, frowning as nothing comes out* This is concerning. Hold on a moment.
*talks through com* Taniwha to command, one of the young ones is breathing fire. What should I do?
*Infant Ebby frowns at Teer* Was wrong with being a firebenda? An' I's not breathing fire, I's blowing hotness. *Infant Ebby suddenly grins again* An' not jus' blowing. I c'n make hotness with my paws too. *Infant Ebby places her paws on the ground, closes her eyes and exhales slowly* *when she takes her paws away the ground is steaming*
I sincerely read "com" as "Corn" and was VERY confused.
I apologise.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 01, 2020, 05:59:45 AM
*Infant Ebby frowns at Teer* Was wrong with being a firebenda? An' I's not breathing fire, I's blowing hotness. *Infant Ebby suddenly grins again* An' not jus' blowing. I c'n make hotness with my paws too. *Infant Ebby places her paws on the ground, closes her eyes and exhales slowly* *when she takes her paws away the ground is steaming*
Yes, young one, there's nothing wrong with being a fire bender, but I don't think you are and it could be caused by something bad.
*Infant Ebby folds arms and sulks* Well I think I's a firebenda, so there!
You carry on thinking that, but don't bend fire right now, please. We need to save our supplies for as long as possible.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 01, 2020, 12:53:01 AM
No, silly. That name is reserved for Verdauga alone.
Speaking of Verdauga, where is he?
*Looks at my five new mentions.*
*Heals everyone from an unknown location*
Edit, also it appears Bookie has returned. Neato.
Didn't you notice? It's been that way for a few days, you know.
I haven't exactly been "on" for a few days. Mainly just logging on to check mentions and PMs, and logging off.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 01, 2020, 05:56:32 AM
I hope not. *picks Eb up gently and shakes her, frowning as nothing comes out* This is concerning. Hold on a moment.
*talks through com* Taniwha to command, one of the young ones is breathing fire. What should I do?
*Ze comm cracklez* "General Hiag, 'ere. Keep zem ava from marzhmallovz. O'er."
*Infant Seb turns back into regular Seb*
Oh, thank seasons. Here, put this gear on. You'll be helping us on our mission now.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 01, 2020, 05:44:16 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 01, 2020, 05:56:32 AM
I hope not. *picks Eb up gently and shakes her, frowning as nothing comes out* This is concerning. Hold on a moment.
*talks through com* Taniwha to command, one of the young ones is breathing fire. What should I do?
*Ze comm cracklez* "General Hiag, 'ere. Keep zem ava from marzhmallovz. O'er."
Keep her away from marshmallows, roger, Roger. Over.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 01, 2020, 01:56:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 01, 2020, 12:53:01 AM
No, silly. That name is reserved for Verdauga alone.
Speaking of Verdauga, where is he?
*Looks at my five new mentions.*
*Heals everyone from an unknown location*
*calls to the unknown location*
Thanks, Honey fish!
*Calls back*
Happy to help!
Indeed.
29 Pagez tae gae! Keep it up, everybeazt! Ve're avmozt zere!!!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 01, 2020, 08:47:45 AM
You carry on thinking that, but don't bend fire right now, please. We need to save our supplies for as long as possible.
*Infant Ebby becomes bored of sulking and climbs a nearby tree* *Infant Ebby calls from up in the tree* What if I bends fire on accident? Would you still be cross?
Look boz vayz afore crozzin' yer teacher.
*Infant Ebby pokes her head down out of the foliage and looks quizzically at Hiag* Say again? I no know what you said.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 02, 2020, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 01, 2020, 08:47:45 AM
You carry on thinking that, but don't bend fire right now, please. We need to save our supplies for as long as possible.
*Infant Ebby becomes bored of sulking and climbs a nearby tree* *Infant Ebby calls from up in the tree* What if I bends fire on accident? Would you still be cross?
Most likely.
Oh. *Infant Ebby quickly disappears back into the foliage*
Have fun, quietly. We don't want bad guys to find us.
*Infant Ebby whispers loudly from the tree* If the bad guys finds us, I burn them!
*Zaid bad blokez foind conveniently placed flezh-eatin' Zcarabz in zeir bootz und glovez*
The bad guys seem to have found us. They also offered me a large sum of money for the head of a taniwha.
*Infant Ebby lands on One-Eye's head and bites one of his ears* You stay 'way from Teer, or else!
Aye. Zere are plenty o' extra Zcarabz tae gae aboot.
...That's my helmet, small one.
*Infant Ebby slides down onto One-Eye's shoulder and bares her baby fangs at him* Don't you dare hurt my Teer!
It's a lot of money.
I don't care! Friends 's worth more than money! *Infant Ebby folds her paws and glares at the other wildcat*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2020, 03:45:38 AM
The bad guys seem to have found us. They also offered me a large sum of money for the head of a taniwha.
*laughs* Good luck with that, kitty.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 02, 2020, 03:12:41 AM
29 Pagez tae gae! Keep it up, everybeazt! Ve're avmozt zere!!!
We'll be done by the end of the month. Hopefully end of next week (I'm not optimistic enough to hope for end of this week).
Puts us ahead of where we were last year, since this one began in October, iirc.
Correction: right at the end of October. Means this took just over ten months.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2020, 04:00:12 AM
It's a lot of money.
Really? I'll pay you double to forget all about it. *Shuffles Monopoly money* How 'bout it?
*Almost puts a post on the topic, but doesn't have the strength.*
Which topic? You posted on here, so you probably aren't referring to this one.
Except ziz iz ze Cellarz, und ve get poztz loike zat av ze toime 'ere. *Hovlz*
Spoiler
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Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 02, 2020, 12:02:07 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2020, 04:00:12 AM
It's a lot of money.
Really? I'll pay you double to forget all about it. *Shuffles Monopoly money* How 'bout it?
That's kind of you, Russa, but you needn't bother. This little kitty couldn't lift my pinky claw.
*swings down from the tree and scoops up Ebby* One-eye, please don't do that...We need you on our side, we're outnumbered as is, and I think Captain Chip has kicked the bucket... *glances down at Scott's limp form, then at Ebby* Whoa...Ebby's a firebender...Anyway, if you betray us I will have no choice but to bloodbend you... *bloodbends the badies' blood to their heads so they faint*
Captain Scott is not done for! He's still breathing. I think we should get him back to base, though. He needs a proper bed.
*Twitches*
*kneels down by Scott* Aye, you might be right...I hope you are...I need more water... I used mine to heal some Child who was badly hurt in the fire..
(Good)
*gently half lifts Scott, struggling to do so due to his armour*
Let me give you a paw. *lifts Scott with ease* Where do you want him?
Hmm, how far is the chopper?
The chopper?
(The chopper is really far away. You could shoot a flair...)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 02, 2020, 10:49:38 PM
The chopper?
Ya know, a helicopter? I believe there's a med kit in there...
Ah, see. There's a med kit in the pram. I can call the chopper dudes, though.
Ah good, good.. Ebby, I have a very important job for you, can you go get the medkit?
And don't burn it.
Yes, my little firebender, you must use your fire for good
*Shuffles Monopoly money*
Does one need training to learn how to control their powers?
Yes, probably.
I see. I may be able to train, a little bit. I don't know.
Indeed. *Doesn't know what we're talking about*
*Rolls from one side of the topic to the other*
*rescues Verdauga* Hey, honey fish.
O_o
*Kisses Teer on the nose.* Heya. Want roll around on the office chair?
*returns the kiss* Sure.
*Stands up and slides the chair over to Teer.*
Ugh muffins.
You're just jealous none of your ships were this great.
Indeed, all my ships sank before they left the harbor...and I'm very okay with that. ^-^
I can't even remember who u were shipped with ??? I'm sure u must've been shipped multiple times though!
One-Eye was one of them, if memory serves me well.
*slides on the rolly chair*
Skarzs, One-Eye, Silent Sam, Groddil, Vilu, and a few others I think. Thankfully, they never took off. ^-^
Oh my! Yeah, that is quite a few :D I wonder who has been shipped the most on the forum...
My bet is on Rosie. ;D
That's probably true!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 03, 2020, 01:12:59 AM
Skarzs, One-Eye, Silent Sam, Groddil, Vilu, and a few others I think. Thankfully, they never took off. ^-^
Skarzs? Fascinating. Do you want him back?
Absolutely not. :)
You could both flip a coin?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 03, 2020, 01:31:31 AM
Absolutely not. :)
That's disappointing. He's here if you want him.
*Flips coin*
I call heads!
(Can someone post in the create the cast so I can post my latest one!)
Sure.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 03, 2020, 01:42:28 AM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 03, 2020, 01:33:49 AM
You could both flip a coin?
Erm, I'd rather not.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 03, 2020, 01:35:32 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 03, 2020, 01:31:31 AM
Absolutely not. :)
That's disappointing. He's here if you want him.
Eew, no.
Rude.
Not really. I think Skarzs would feel the same way.
Rude.
How so?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2020, 03:45:38 AM
The bad guys seem to have found us. They also offered me a large sum of money for the head of a taniwha.
I would, but that would be cruel. And I'm not cruel. (I added that last line in case there was any confusion. ^-^)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 03, 2020, 01:12:59 AM
Thankfully, they never took off. ^-^
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(Hah Can someone fix me?)
*Body gets dragged off by a tentacle*
I'll help! *Runs forward*
*Looks around*
How can I help?!
*Is now hanging upside down ten feet in the air*
*curls tail around Scott and pulls him back to the ground*
*was hugging Scott, so has also been dragged around*
*poofs Scott to safety*
*Falls on the floor of the helicopter and wakes up*
*Has been dragged off*
Ach...
Indeed.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 02, 2020, 10:57:56 PM
Ah good, good.. Ebby, I have a very important job for you, can you go get the medkit?
Infant Ebby nods eagerly and sprints off in a random direction*
... Watch out for bad guys.
(https://www.uokpl.rs/fpng/d/476-4762444_team-fortress-2.png)
Boop
*Infant Ebby has disappeared in the random direction*
*Gets eaten*
Why, though?
Because someone ate her. No idea who, except it wasn't me.
I see.
Are you sure?
May'apz tvaz Delthion. 'e'z been kenned tae dae zat...
I agree. Highly suspect.
I suppose it does seem slightly suspicious.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 03, 2020, 05:21:35 AM
*Gets eaten*
Unless, of course, "eaten" is only an object of some sort. One that she is getting.
How she'd get to England, let alone somehow steal a school, is beyond me, but maybe she does mean she got Eton.
If so, the plot has taken an interesting turn.
Perhaps there's an implied predicate of "accepted to" in there, in which case she could have got Eton easily. Alternatively, perhaps she pulled a practical joke and the school fell for it; hence she 'got Eton'.
Less interesting plot-twist, but more likely.
*Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 appear in ziz topic taae*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 03, 2020, 09:29:56 PM
Less interesting plot-twist, but more likely.
Is it, though? Lass is a girl who lives in New Zealand. Eton is a boys' school in England. The practical joke, perhaps, is just about possible, I suppose.
Psht, New Zealand, England- both pairs of small islands with funny accents and some historical conflict with skirt-wearing natives, what's the difference? ;D
There was surprisingly little conflict between the English settlers and Maori at first. A bit of racism occurred later on, but they weren't wearing skirts by that point.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 03, 2020, 10:19:00 PM
Psht, New Zealand, England- both pairs of small islands with funny accents and some historical conflict with skirt-wearing natives, what's the difference? ;D
One: England is not an island. Two: New Zealand is two islands. Three: it's Americans with the accents, though I suppose NZers have one as well. Four: you're hardly better with historical conflicts against natives. England hasn't been invaded in centuries, anyway.
Actually, New Zealand has more than two islands.
*Spins the globe*
Well, I know England isn't an island (that would be the island of Great Britain). But I had to stretch the definition for the joke XD
I suppose a small amount of leeway can be allowed.
*Infant Ebby dashes back to Teer and faceplants at her feet* Teer, where's the med..med...the whatsit thingy?
In the pram, back pocket.
Oh. *Infant Ebby walks over to the pram and rummages around in the back pocket* Is this it? *Infant Ebby holds up a tube of toothpaste*
Yes!
Yay! *Infant Ebby runs to Teer and stands on tiptoes to give her the tube of toothpaste*
Thank you!
'S alright. *Infant Ebby sits down and holds her paws out in front of her, staring intently at them* *a small tongue of flame leaps up from her hands and she squeaks in fright and falls backwards*
*puts the fire out before it has a chance to spread, the passes Eb a burning leaf* Try and control the fire so that if keeps going, but doesn't spread to the rest of the stick.
(-_-)
*Infant Ebby hides behind Teer*
*sighs* Nevermind, then. Fire bending lessons can wait until we're in less danger.
(Kade can do theory, 'cause he's watched Avatar, and you can take care of the practical side of things.)
(So what do I do, then?)
(I don't know! Ask him.)
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmu78qAMMN1qc3nxxo1_500.gif)
Eh, I was already having fun.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 03, 2020, 11:30:50 PM
Actually, New Zealand has more than two islands.
Are you sure? I acknowledge that I was probably wrong saying two islands, but surely it would be zero as New Zealand doesn't exist.
... Alright, you're beyond trouble. I've had enough.
Oops?
*Picks up infant Eb and puts her on his knee.* We're doing fire bending lessons, are we? Fire comes from within, so you have to learn how to control yourself before you can really control fire. Or, you can let your emotions control it, but... that can be a bit dangerous, and I don't recommend it. For now, imagine you have a flame in your chest, always burning. Let that internal flame flow down through your arm and let just a little bit of it be released from the palm of your hand.
(I almost died of overexposure to pure cuteness when I read that post. :laugh:)
*Infant Ebby listens solemnly and tries to follow Kade's instructions* *for about half a second, a tiny tongue of flame and a bit of smoke hover above her paw, then vanish* Like that?
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 03, 2020, 10:19:00 PM
Psht, New Zealand, England- both pairs of small islands with funny accents and some historical conflict with skirt-wearing natives, what's the difference? ;D
*Vearin' a
Kilt, grabz Wylder by ze zcruff o' 'iz neck und 'auldz 'im up* Care tae repeat zat vee remark...?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 04, 2020, 07:16:37 PM
(I almost died of overexposure to pure cuteness when I read that post. :laugh:)
*Infant Ebby listens solemnly and tries to follow Kade's instructions* *for about half a second, a tiny tongue of flame and a bit of smoke hover above her paw, then vanish* Like that?
*Ruffles infant Ebby's headfur.* That's right, little one ^-^ It's hard to control right now, but with a little practice you'll get the hang of it.
*Infant Ebby grins happily* I c'n also do this! *Infant Ebby breathes steam in Kade's face*
Thanks, Kade. *concentrates on helping Scott* Hmmm...
*Is standing by with hose in case the flames get out of control*
Keva, can you carefully put some of this tooth paste onto Scott's forehead?
Sure! *Readies the toothpaste* Wait. Why are we doing this? :D
To heal him, obviously.
Toothpaste...*Facepalms* Riiiight... :D
It's peppermint toothpaste.
Of course it is ^-^ Shall I open some peppermint essential oil as well?
Oh, that'd be great.
*Waves bottle around the room and under Scott's nose* That should do it!
Have you put the toothpaste on his forehead yet, though?
Ummm... are you sure you're meant to do that?
(*IRL Lass is dying inside*)
19 Pagez tae gae everybeazt! Ve're avmozt zere! KEEP POZTIN'!!!
YAAAAASSSSS
*Infant Ebby breathes steam at Kade's face again and giggles*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 05, 2020, 06:05:00 PM
19 Pagez tae gae everybeazt! Ve're avmozt zere! KEEP POZTIN'!!!
See if we can finish it by next Sunday.
*Infant Ebby sneezes for no particular reason*
Breathing steam and giggling, maybe?
*Infant Ebby looks at Booklover without comprehension and breathes steam at her*
Can ya don't? I'd prefer not to get steam in my face, thanks.
Okay. *Infant Ebby practises the exercise Kade gave her and manages to hold the flame for slightly longer*
We're so close, guys!:D
*Infant Ebby tries to bend fire at Seb for interrupting but doesn't really know how*
*Smug Sebias noises*
*irritated infant wildcat noises*
*curious Booklover noises*
*Puts pickle on said steak*
*Infant Ebby sniffs and creeps over to Seb* Yummy meat? Why 's you cooking it like that? Meat like that 's supposed t'be barbecued, not frieded.
*sneaks up behind Seb and does puppy eyes*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 05, 2020, 08:57:44 PM
*Infant Ebby sniffs and creeps over to Seb* Yummy meat? Why 's you cooking it like that? Meat like that 's supposed t'be barbecued, not frieded.
What's to ruin? There was hardly any meat on them - tis all fat and stringy. What we need is a few good taters and pickles...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 05, 2020, 09:02:24 PM
*sneaks up behind Seb and does puppy eyes*
*Doesn't see puppy eyes because Teer is behind me* ^-^
*Infant claps her paws at the mention of potatoes* Dw i eisiau tatws a cennin cawl!
I don't know what that means. ^-^ *Pats Eb on the head*
*Infant Ebby sighs* I want potato and leek soup! Please.
Ah, very good. You must sing for me first. *Flips spoon in the air, deftly catching it in the other paw, then continues to prepare the soup and steak*
*puppy eyes continue, building in intensity*
*Fur in the back of my head starts to burn from the intensity, causing Sebias to pause* I sense something...
*Infant Ebby sits down grumpily* I can't sing.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sing, my duckling, sing.
That lady sounds suspiciously a lot like me singing. >.> And I don't like it. :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 05, 2020, 09:17:10 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sing, my duckling, sing.
*Infant Ebby folds her arms* How about a please?
Sing and please me, my duckling, sing?
But I reeeaaallly don't want to...
That's okay, I don't mind. :giggle: ;)
*Poofs Eb to Discord so I can hear her singing*
(Nope, sorry.)
*Infant Ebby takes a deep breath* Some people long for a life that is simple and planned
Tied with a ribbon
Some people won't sail the sea 'cause they're safer on land
To follow what's written
But I'd follow you to the great unknown
Off to a world we call our own
...
I can't remember the rest.
Spoiler
(First verse of this. I can only sing the first verse IRL anyways :P)
I have very mixed feelings about this. :laugh: I'm sure it sounded great, though, lol.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 05, 2020, 09:35:50 PM
Sing and please me, my duckling, sing?
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. Although I suppose that doesn't mean they can't sing (never trust them to sing well, though).
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 05, 2020, 09:50:51 PM
(Nope, sorry.)
*Infant Ebby takes a deep breath* Some people long for a life that is simple and planned
Tied with a ribbon
Some people won't sail the sea 'cause they're safer on land
To follow what's written
But I'd follow you to the great unknown
Off to a world we call our own
...
I can't remember the rest.
Spoiler
(First verse of this. I can only sing the first verse IRL anyways :P)
Yay! The Greatest Showman!!! :D :D :D
*A Duck valkz up*
@Booklover Gaet any grapez?
I got this...
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(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/749774594856189962/unknown.png?width=640&height=407)
/me who has been hugging Corn this while time, frees Corns shins from her embrace and waddles over to Ebby.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 05, 2020, 09:34:13 PM
That lady sounds suspiciously a lot like me singing. >.> And I don't like it. :laugh:
Don't be so hard on yourself.
*Infant Jarky pounces on Infant Lass* Lassie! You wanna berry? *Infant Jarky holds out a purple berry*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 05, 2020, 10:00:45 PM
I have very mixed feelings about this. :laugh: I'm sure it sounded great, though, lol.
*Infant Ebby looks up hopefully at Seb* So, food?
Ebby, I told you not to put the chocolate in the sun, otherwise it'll melt. You need to learn to listen, alright?
(Sorry.)
*Infant Ebby pokes
@Seb*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 05, 2020, 09:50:51 PM
(Nope, sorry.)
*Infant Ebby takes a deep breath* Some people long for a life that is simple and planned
Tied with a ribbon
Some people won't sail the sea 'cause they're safer on land
To follow what's written
But I'd follow you to the great unknown
Off to a world we call our own
...
I can't remember the rest.
Spoiler
(First verse of this. I can only sing the first verse IRL anyways :P)
Oh, Ami has a rollerskating solo to this song! It is really pretty.
(I really like it.)
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2020, 01:24:13 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 05, 2020, 09:50:51 PM
(Nope, sorry.)
*Infant Ebby takes a deep breath* Some people long for a life that is simple and planned
Tied with a ribbon
Some people won't sail the sea 'cause they're safer on land
To follow what's written
But I'd follow you to the great unknown
Off to a world we call our own
...
I can't remember the rest.
Spoiler
(First verse of this. I can only sing the first verse IRL anyways :P)
Oh, Ami has a rollerskating solo to this song! It is really pretty.
Ah, so the rollerskating you do is sort of like a form of dancing, with fancy wheeled shoes on?
*Infant Ebby gives up and attaches herself to Teer's leg*
*picks Eb up and puts her on my lap* Are you ready for some serious rollychairering?
*Infant Ebby is undecided* Kade says practise the fire thingy though.
That can be done later. Fire thingy is only one of the skills you need to survive. Rollychairering is also an important skill to learn.
I can do both, at the same time!
An excellent notion!
Yes, learn to fire Kade while he is tied to the spinning rollychair!
*Infant Ebby's eyes open wide* Genius.
Right then. *makes the rolly chair roll*
*Infant Ebby closes her eyes and breathes deeply, following Kade's instructions and a burst of flame hovers over her paw briefly*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 12:47:54 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 05, 2020, 09:34:13 PM
That lady sounds suspiciously a lot like me singing. >.> And I don't like it. :laugh:
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Irony in its best form. :P
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 06, 2020, 01:10:21 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 05, 2020, 10:00:45 PM
I have very mixed feelings about this. :laugh: I'm sure it sounded great, though, lol.
*Infant Ebby looks up hopefully at Seb* So, food?
*Plops some steak on a table*
Oh, well done!
*Infant Ebby opens her eyes and studies her paw* Did it work that time? *Infant Ebby sees Seb put the steak on the table and squeaks happily*
*rolls over to the table so Eb can eat her steak* Yes, it worked.
*Stirs pot of soup*
*gazes at Seb, activating puppy eyes*
This is a good example of a skating spiral, if any of you are curious.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438402269868720141/452472471292084234/output_5mygr9.gif)
And yes, Teer, skating is essentially dancing on wheels, though it more resembles figure skating than something like ballet.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 02:24:11 AM
*rolls over to the table so Eb can eat her steak* Yes, it worked.
*Infant Ebby claps her paws in delight* Worked just a little bit or worked a lot?
Worked all the way, but for a little amount of time.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2020, 02:26:57 AM
This is a good example of a skating spiral, if any of you are curious.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438402269868720141/452472471292084234/output_5mygr9.gif)
And yes, Teer, skating is essentially dancing on wheels, though it more resembles figure skating than something like ballet.
Oh, nice! (For some reason I thought it was like a race from one place to another place. Silly me)
*Infant Ebby frowns* That's not good enough. *Infant Ebby tries again, and the flames linger for perhaps a second or so longer*
Fantastic job!
^-^
Now eat your steak, before it goes cold.
If it goes cold I can make it hot again! *Infant Ebby runs over to the table*
*was already at the table, right in front of the steak*
(Oh. :P)
*Infant Ebby picks up the entire steak and sinks her baby fangs into it*
*hopes that Eb doesn't drip meat juice all over me*
*tears at the steak with immense pleasure*
What a nice child.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 02:25:26 AM
*gazes at Seb, activating puppy eyes*
*Turns to Teer and smiles* Oh, hello. Did you want something?
Food.
Ah, why didn't you ask before. ^-^ *Begins pouring stew into bowls* Oh, how's that cold, btw?
I don't know. Eb, can you heat it up for me?
I c'n try.
Aha. Judging from your answer, your cold is gone. *Hands bowl to Teer* Does that mean there is nothing stopping you from fulfilling your promise to Kade? Hmm?
It's more an obligation than a promise.
No bullying Teer. Else I bend fire at you!
I'm not bullying!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 03:12:31 AM
It's more an obligation than a promise.
Mm. Potato potato. Anywho... How's the stew? *Pours self some*
(-_- Teer, your knowledge of English grammar is appalling.)
I do know that. The sun was shining on my screen.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 06, 2020, 03:14:19 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 03:12:31 AM
It's more an obligation than a promise.
Mm. Potato potato. Anywho... How's the stew? *Pours self some*
It's tasty.
(Riiiight.)
It's also Kade's fault.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 06, 2020, 03:15:37 AM
(-_- Teer, your knowledge of English grammar is appalling.)
Lol. In her defense, I read it the same way she did the first time. XD
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 06, 2020, 03:17:17 AM
(Riiiight.)
Are you doubting my soup?
Rude.
(I was doubting Teer's statement about her screen.)
Rude.
(I know, but it's better this way. ^-^)
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY COOKING SKILLS?! HOW 'BOUT I COOK YOU! *Grabs Corn's frying pan*
*Infant Ebby snarls and throws a bundle of flames at Seb*
Eb, you did it!
*Side steps flames...
...using my thumb*
*Infant Ebby is speechless from shock*
An appropriate reaction. ^-^
Sebias, it was very rude of the young one to insult your cooking skills but getting angry is not the way to deal with your problems. Ebby, please say sorry to Sebias and tell him that he isn't a bad cook.
*Crosses arms over chest*
*Infant Ebby looks up at Teer with frightened eyes* I didn't mean to do that.
Alright. *Pats Eb on the head and hands her a piece of chocolate*
See? Everything's alright now.
But now things are calm...
Where's the fun in that?
*Infant Ebby eats the piece of chocolate* Sorry for almost burneding you, Seb.
Ah, no matter. ^-^
Well, let's have food and we can have a pillow fight.
What about the baddies?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 03:33:21 AM
Well, let's have food and we can have a pillow fight.
Sounds good. *Eats food*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 06, 2020, 03:33:58 AM
What about the baddies?
I think they got distracted on the spiked rally chairs I prankrd them with.
*Vatchez zem get carried off by Ztorkz und dropped in acid* Ach...
Ach indeed.
Alright. I came here to eat and to have a pillow fight. And I'm all out of food.
*slumps down soup and throws a pillow at Seb*
MWHAHAHAHAHA!! *Begins throwing pillows about*
*spins in rolly chair, catching as many pillows as possible*
*Begins playing Hot Potato with pillows*
*Scott sat up. All he remembered was smoke and something really hard hitting tje back of his head. The squiddel threw his helmet off and coughed up the smoke which had made it's way into it.* Where am I? *Scott jammed his helmet back on and his hud lit up, showing the heartbeats of all the team members.* Chip to team Padlock! Everyone good?
*The pillows stop flying as a voice crackles through Teer's walkie-talkie*
*accidentally sets fire to a pillow*
Nyeh! *Grabs two swords and more ammo for his pistols then jumps out of the helicopter*
Taniwha to Chip, yes. We're all well, besides being very worried about you. You alright?
Chip to Taniwha! Yes I'm just feeling a bit dizzy...but I'll be fi-*Passes out in mid air*
*Infant Ebby tries to put the flaming pillow out by trampling it*
*frowns* Chip, you there? *checks GPS* Ah, I see you. *goes to meet Scott, catching him as he falls to earth* Oh dear. Keva, we need more toothpaste!
(Was still reallt high in the air soo.....)
*can fly, soo.....*
*Zips past Teer before she can catch him because he is going to fast*
*takes charcoaled pillow from Ebby and uses it to cushion Scott's landing*
*Will miss the pillow by 100 meters*
*Infant Ebby sighs in relief* Thanks, Wylder.
*teleports pillow directly beneath Scott*
*catches Scott anyway, despite what he thinks*
*Wakes up from slaming into Teer's arm*
Hello. *lands* You alright?
Yes. *Jumps out of Teer's arms and draws both of his swords*
*Infant Ebby dashes over to the taniwha* TeerTeerTeerTeer! C'n you teach me to fly?
Ranger?
Ah...yeah, she's learning to bend fire.
....Is she the? *Points at burned house*
*Infant Ebby grins proudly*
......-_-......
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 06, 2020, 01:09:17 AM
*Infant Jarky pounces on Infant Lass* Lassie! You wanna berry? *Infant Jarky holds out a purple berry*
/me falls over
Oh.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 06, 2020, 04:37:52 AM
*Infant Ebby dashes over to the taniwha* TeerTeerTeerTeer! C'n you teach me to fly?
Eh, probably not.
LESS THAN TEN PAAAGGEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Indeed.
Tis but a matter of time and postage.
Hehe, Pos'ige
Indeed.
Quite.
No...
Ah, but yes.
Indeed.
Verily.
Mm.
Of a truth.
EEIIIIIIGHT
You are quite right, ol' gel.
Thank you for telling us, Corn.
Ooooooh, I wonder who's gonna lock it and get the last post in?
Someone who isn't the second to last poster, I reckon.
I wouldn't know. *secretly has a secret plan*
Oh really?
Correct. Why would I know?
I'm going solo!
Why? Am I an inadequate sidekick?
Wanna come?
/me is squished
You don't really... have wings.
....Help
What dost thou need assistance with?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 06:28:30 AM
You don't really... have wings.
(-_-
Spoiler
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)
Not my fault. I haven't watched Avatar and you didn't tell me that.
SEEEEVVVVVEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Yes, Corn, thank you.
Teer, I wanna fly!
Kade might be able to teach you, but I've never used fire to fly. I generally just use my wings.
*Infant Ebby tries to scramble onto Teer's back* C'n you take me on a fly? Please?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 06, 2020, 06:42:36 AM
*Infant Ebby tries to scramble onto Teer's back* C'n you take me on a fly? Please?
Sure. Hang on a sec while I help Lass and put Scott somewhere safe. *scoops Jarky up* Little rascal.
/me bows to Teer in thanks, then runs up to Ebby
Ebby! Ebby! Look what I can do! /me waterbends the tea out of a tea cup, but being completely untrained other than watching overbeasts do it, the tea promptly falls back into the cup a few seconds later
Well done, child. *sets Scott on a camp stretcher* Are you ready, Eb?
/me looks at Scott with horror
What happen' t' S'ott?
He got caught in a fire. At least he's alive.
/me remembers seeing her mum healing people with waterbending, so she tried bending some river water onto Scott
Try not to drench him too thoroughly.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 06:56:16 AM
Well done, child. *sets Scott on a camp stretcher* Are you ready, Eb?
I 's ready Teer!
Good. *flies up* We're going scouting. Keep an eye out for anything of interest.
(I'm going to bed now. I'm really tired and not feeling too great.)
Alrighty. Sleep well!
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!
Yes.
/me sniffs Scott hesitantly
*continues flying*
Wow. 10 pages in around six hours. Not bad.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 03:42:18 AM
*spins in rolly chair, catching as many pillows as possible*
see this is why I take time off from the forum.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 06, 2020, 04:01:47 PM
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Ever closer.
That's the most NORMAL thing to happen in the Cellars, my dude.
Oh I don't have a problem with it at all. ;D I just notice Teer posts this stuff while I'm "away", and she seems to have more fun. :laugh:
Anyway, Three pages left!
Three? Nah, five.
^
Did you mess with your settings?
Vot vaz it ye vere zayin' aboot next veekend, Booklover? Ve vill likely 'ave finizhed ziz afore Tuezday!
*Zetz fire tae ze curtainz in preparation, zen hovlz*
Oh, I'm betting by the end of tomorrow.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 06, 2020, 08:36:40 PM
Vot vaz it ye vere zayin' aboot next veekend, Booklover? Ve vill likely 'ave finizhed ziz afore Tuezday!
*Zetz fire tae ze curtainz in preparation, zen hovlz*
I didn't expect there to be ten pages in only a few hours.
However, I bid you all goodnight, and I will probably be on less as I'll be back at school as of tomorrow.
Night, Bookie!
Thanks!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 06, 2020, 08:56:35 PM
Oh, I'm betting by the end of tomorrow.
I'm betting it'll happen when I'm asleep or offline. >.>
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Lol.
Let's just get this over with.
Dun, dun, dun.
In the days to come, it is by our posts that we shall be remembered.
Ach, four more pagez. Juzt a vee bit more!
Quote from: Booklover on September 06, 2020, 08:57:22 PM
I didn't expect there to be ten pages in only a few hours.
Ziz tendz tae 'appen vhen people get near ze end o' zummat.
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*Posts humbly*
postz
*Poztz Toazt*
pstz
*Toaztz Poztz*
ptz
Alaz poor Yorkie...
FOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR!
Fore!
Only two pages in the several hours I was asleep? Slackers!
What shall the final post be?
Zree tae gae!
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Nyet, dinnae tell ze moderatorz! Let uz zee 'ov many pagez o'er 1,000 ve can get afore zey catch on!!!
An excellent notion!
Aha! That's a plan!
SO HURRY UP AND POST, THEN.
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That's a nice picture.
/me Is still trying to make Scott wake up
*Insert gif*
*Poztz zmellin' zaltz*
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/me climbs up onto Scott's chest
Look oot, ze Turkeyz are attackin'!
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/me screams
Tva more pagez tae gae!
*Zuddenly ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 attack*
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/me drenches the thread with her tears
*Begins posting*
*continues flying*
*Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 continue attackin'*
*Continues posting*
*Eb's claws continue to dig into back, probably*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 06, 2020, 10:17:09 PM
*Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 continue attackin'*
/me freezes them in frozen ice, making them cold
Alrighty, Taniwha to Lass, how's Chip doing?
/me pokes the walky-talky thing as it makes sound
*Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 utilisin' a Kung-Fu technique tae melt ze oice, break free, und continue attackin'*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 10:21:18 PM
/me pokes the walky-talky thing as it makes sound
*Smashes the walky-talky*
NOOOOOO I MISSED PAGES
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!
En Garde, et tu.
EDIT: VONE MORE PAGE TAE GAE! KEEP GAEIN' EVERYBEAZT!!!
*Posts* :D ^-^ :) 8D :-| 8( :( >:( >8(
OOOOOOONNNEEEEEEE!
Indeed.
/me has flooded the topic by now and is using Scott's body as a boat
*Jumps into the boat*
Why? *flies down and grabs Scott and Lass*
Rov rov rov yr boat gently doon ze...fazt-movin' river! LOOK OOT!!!
/me is still crying
*Poztz again*
*Jumbo slaps Lass*
Ach...
/me cries even more
Avmozt...
*takes Lass away from Sheev and his slapping ways*
Ve did it!
Hazzah!!!
Ve did! Mission Padlock is almost complete. Dangers have been removed, Sheev has been slapped.
/me has been abused by Sheev, which means Scott will probably DESTROY Sheev
MAJOR!
@Cornflower MM Sheev bein' a meanie!! Dl
*sets fire to Sheev's hair and drops him from a great height*
*Apologizes to Lass*
*Zetz fire tae anozer zet o' curtainz*
Good creature.
/me is scarred
*Hovlz*
*Continues posting*
Anozer page! Major!!!
*Hugs everyone*
Cheerz matez!
/me doesn't want Sheev to hug her
*Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 'ug 'er inztead*
*dries the thread and sets the curtains on fire*
*Releases a tube on anthrax*
(That sounds gross.....)
*releases a tube of toothpaste*
Und ve made it tae our goal a'ead o' zchedule!
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Scott, you're awake! Are you pleased with us?
S'ott!!!!
Scott'z back! Alzae Major!
*Happy Lassie sounds*
Yay! *celebrates*
1,002 pagez! Alzae alzae Major!
Indeed.
S'ott? You still dere?
Happy, so happy.
S'ott not sayin' fings...
*slams the door to the topic closed and leans against it, breathing heavily*
It is... finished...