We have otter pictures. Here is for ducks.
duck
Duck
duck
Goose! ^-^
O_O Wait.
(http://ecotopia.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/goose.jpg)
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Q74KLK5O0BIpLwrE_gkqXQHaHL%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
Pfft!
Hey, don't fool with the celebriduck.
duckling!
(https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=ars4vE7k&id=F3E1F38BDF132AA324A9567AAB454DE503DFAE41&thid=OIP.ars4vE7kTCInvxfJzuLcOwHaFL&mediaurl=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.vecteezy.com%2Fsystem%2Fresources%2Fpreviews%2F000%2F089%2F978%2Foriginal%2Frubber-duck-emoticon-vectors.jpg&exph=980&expw=1400&q=emoji+ducklings&simid=608024466286972385&selectedindex=6&ajaxhist=0&vt=0&sim=11)
Quote from: lass of something much on December 12, 2019, 01:22:32 AM
(https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.ars4vE7kTCInvxfJzuLcOwHaFL&pid=Api)
(Here you go, Lass.)
There. I was about to do that myself. Thanks.
ooops
duckling
Ducks.
duckling
Mmmmm, yes.
okay
Sam-I-am!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRlyvhhHHXPO8I-QccRmIseu35x4FrYVftm-Og_TFK3V2LcOyYX)
Where'd you get the duck? Or did you just get that online
Initial duck. Look it up. ;D
THEY HAVE CORRUPTED YOU! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!
(https://pm1.narvii.com/6621/45a5f2d1896cc2b9ee7ba004fea5bbbad5128760_hq.jpg)(https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1414958812ra/11709987.gif)
And most importantly of all:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/75/3d/a8/753da85138fbd4c86d4238acaec95781.jpg)
your statement is after your warning.
*Ducks*
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy!
*Flies to NZ and feeds Sammy a small fish*
*Sammy is grateful, and adorable* I'm actually holding the small one right now.
@Booklover This is why I did it.
I guessed that.
*An evil grin spreads across my face.*
Ducks should be trusted.
Never trust a duck. They are bloodthirsty little beasts.
Ducks eat flies. They are good.
They also eat poultry pie. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
I have ducks and they are not very trustworthy. But they do give us eggs, when they aren't busy with ducklings.
TRUST THE DUCKS
I have raisne ducks most of my life and I know they would never harm a creature!.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 11:56:56 PM
TRUST THE DUCKS
well I ges were dooing this now
LOVE THE DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Watches with satisfaction.*
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/17/a0/d9/17a0d9169773e8bea2a7eac8b5477304.gif)
That duck looks untrustworthy to me.
That's just his resting face. Nice guy, let me tell you.
Eggsactly.
*laughs*
*takes a deep breath to calm self* Put. The puns. In the pun topic. Now.
but they are soo..
Spoiler
punny
*drags Lass into the pun topic* Stay.
Nooo
Trust the ducks, by all means, but NEVER trust people who make puns.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/583815226019184640/B5PjGNbJ_400x400.jpg) and (https://www.coolpun.com/images/coolpun/be/be5cae67876c370d57fe62041efd31aa.jpeg)
That duckling isn't nearly as cute as Sam.
Their cuteness is a trick to deceive you.
Nah, they're absolutely adorable.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f6/95/54/f69554cf5a13d4bbbe9ccf94786321f7.jpg)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 08:02:27 AM
Nah, they're absolutely adorable.
Only to deceive you. Who corrupted you? I remember when you knew the truth that they are evil.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 16, 2019, 08:29:26 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f6/95/54/f69554cf5a13d4bbbe9ccf94786321f7.jpg)
That thing is real, by the way. It's five stories tall.
wow
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2019, 02:11:11 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 08:02:27 AM
Nah, they're absolutely adorable.
Only to deceive you. Who corrupted you? I remember when you knew the truth that they are evil.
I was just humouring you because... I don't know why i was humouring you, actually. The point is, I liked ducks all along. They're adorable.
A conversion. Come, sister, and see the truth of the beauty of the ducks.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 17, 2019, 09:52:30 AM
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2019, 02:11:11 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 08:02:27 AM
Nah, they're absolutely adorable.
Only to deceive you. Who corrupted you? I remember when you knew the truth that they are evil.
I was just humouring you because... I don't know why i was humouring you, actually. The point is, I liked ducks all along. They're adorable.
Fear the wrath of all Herondales around the world! Ducks may seem adorable, but it is just a trick to deceive you!
And please read TSC. Great series (well, set of series).
you call that evil!?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CjLqyKDiXN4/maxresdefault.jpg)
Is it Primrose Everdeen?
?......no its a duckling!
Then yes.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wdCFQ_1V7XU/To6OcTZzlsI/AAAAAAAAB20/ugFbusfP3xk/s1600/Cute-Ducks-Photo-2.jpg)
Awwwwwww! *dies from too much exposure to cuteness*
Booklover is firm in her convictions.
Agreed.
(http://cdn.litlepups.net/2016/04/13/cute-baby-animals-9146-hd-wallpapers-in-animals-imagesci-com.jpg)
AWWWW!!!! :D
Whoa, Eb has a profile pic!
Yeah, she does. Is that Stretch, Eb? *realises that Ebby is still dead and brings her back to life using some disgusting medicine made of native New Zealand plants*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 17, 2019, 07:40:45 PM
Awwwwwww! *dies from too much exposure to cuteness*
Is that not proof enough that ducks are evil?
No. (reply to both BL and Teer)
It's Munky, who was my Nana and Papa's cat a while ago. You can't really tell from the picture, but Munky was the fattest cat I have ever known. (also Stretch has a white stripe on his nose. I thought you would have remembered that.)
Edit: Do you like the picture?
Yeah, that's actually a really good picture! So dramatic.
Thanks. ^-^ I like how you can only see half the face clearly.
Yeah, it's a cool picture. I would have remembered Stretch's white stripe but... I didn't. Now that you mention it though, that's what was missing.
Yup.
How're the ducks? Sam's doing well.
Good. One of the babies looks exactly like Dove, just in miniature.
awww OWO, wittie duckys
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it's not even wit at all. (Halt to Gilan)
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt (Clary to Jace)
Both of them are connected to someone called Will. Will Herondale and Jace both hate ducks.
And yet, memes are supposedly a medium of satire, and satire is a genre, one that concentrates it's efforts on sarcasm.
Discworld is an amazing series of books.
#sarc
GOOSE
Muscovy!
Pekin!
Mallard!
Paradise!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 17, 2020, 01:30:33 AM
Muscovy
Pekin!
Mallard!
Paradise!
I don't like Muscovys...Khaki Campbell and Indian Runner and Welsh Harlquin and Cayuga are much cuter
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 17, 2020, 01:30:33 AM
Muscovy!
Pekin!
Mallard!
Paradise!
I hope you are not referring to the mallards in Hyde Park.
No, I was just mentioning random types of ducks.
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BVKYtLWk8dI/WvAnMz-bATI/AAAAAAAABZY/Cmm8MCgRTToQXx2mgBafJwrpdB54rqWJwCLcBGAs/s1600/khaki-campbell.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Female_mallard_nest_-_natures_pics_edit2.jpg)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/auodVqXo48c/maxresdefault.jpg)
(https://www.farmingstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/indian-runner-ducks-1024x830.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-29dUBVKhS1o/TeAgDaYMQII/AAAAAAAAg5E/b7Fp9rOmXqk/s640/20110527_1410.JPG)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0d/2f/a5/0d2fa5247e567d3cb1d78e6db1348def.jpg)
I love ducks!
Beautiful.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 18, 2020, 04:36:22 PM
Beautiful.
Deception.
A guest was looking at the 'Who said this?' forum game, and on the first page, I found this:
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 03, 2016, 05:11:02 PM
QuoteWE MUST KILL THE DUCK!
(original by Lady Amber, I think). I'm trying to find the original now. The thread is locked so I can't actually quote it properly, so I put the link. http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=264.msg529743#msg529743
QuoteQuote from: Skarzs on April 12, 2016, 07:23:20 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on April 12, 2016, 07:11:11 PM
WE MUST KILL THE DUCK!
Eat it and leave no trace.
Yes! We shall roast it!
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fvignette.wikia.nocookie.net%2Farthur%2Fimages%2F1%2F16%2FTumblr_mzd8i9R9sZ1qf7y7io4_r1_250.gif%2Frevision%2Flatest%2Fscale-to-width-down%2F180%3Fcb%3D20151230005204&f=1&nofb=1)
*chukils*
good.
There is a spellcheck tool on the forum if you need it, Lass.
it dose'nt work.
Today we (well, probably not me personally, I think I know which one of us it was) lost the yellow duck from a game. Then we (well, not me personally, although I was the first one to notice it was missing and I helped look for it) found it again.
The spell check works for me.
well, then its probibly just my conputer
Duck.
*ducks and wates. wipers*what is it!?
Duck.
Yes.
Ducks. Ducks! DUCKS! *runs*
GOOSE.
*screams and climbs a tree*
*Screams and doesn't climb a tree, as his tree climbing training was never completed.*
*slaps forehead and whistles to Whatitiri. The hast eagle lazily swoops down and picks up Kade in his talons, depositing him on the top of the tree*
*Bounces off a few branches before finally grabbing one, managing to survive for another few minutes.* That... that was close....
*feeds the ducks(still hunched over)*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2020, 05:44:09 AM
*Bounces off a few branches before finally grabbing one, managing to survive for another few minutes.* That... that was close....
Not really. He would have caught you if you had fallen any further.
Still, bouncing off branches doesn't feel particularly nice. By the by, why did we need to escape up this tree?
Um...*points at the ground where the blind dogs are sniffing around, still searching for Kade*
Wasn't that a different thread? How'd they even get here?
Oh. Whoops. We were running from the goose.
Ah. Didn't realize they were such dangerous creatures.
THEY ARE. People keep them as burglar alarms.
Hoiho!
ohioh
Oihohay
,':l
Hey happy helpful (not) Hoiho!
Well, at least he's happy
True.
the little punk, he was so mad when I huged pixie :laugh:
Ya'll have lots of creatures about.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 03:10:30 PM
Ya'll have lots of creatures about.
Correct. At our house we have 1 horse, 1 cat, 11 ducks, ?10+ chickens, tons of frogs in the pond/dam and four wild children; the younger of whom are often in a state of nature.
Actually, they have six wild children there, currently.
I wish I could get ducks again :'(
GOOSE! *runs away, honking.*
*Puts Kade in the untitled game.*
I mean, are you sure you want to do that and have that became a part of my forum persona? I'm quite sure you'd end up regretting it ;D
Hey, I had the fruit duck. I'm safe.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 06:02:13 PM
GOOSE! *runs away, honking.*
Gander, not goose. Ganders are the males.
I'm not even going to deign that with a real response.
DRAKE.
Bloodthirsty little beast.
::)
hater of sweet little duckies!
That is indeed her calling in life.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:41:32 AM
::)
hater of sweet little duckies!
lover of bloodthirsty little beasts!
Oh. Hi, oh.
O, hi, ohio. Round on the ends and high in the middle.
oHIo
Mmhmm.
(https://www.askideas.com/media/40/Have-A-Duck-with-An-Afro-Funny-Picture.jpeg)
Perfection.
GOOSE! *Runs away honking.*
You're a strange character.
I know. :D
That looks like one of the kids who was on Child Genius a few years ago.
Hah!
Spoiler
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 28, 2020, 05:46:22 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 04:47:27 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 28, 2020, 08:28:35 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2020, 06:56:19 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:41:32 AM
::)
hater of sweet little duckies!
lover of bloodthirsty little beasts!
now, tell me Booklover...have you ever eaten meat?
Indeed. Duck is a favourite of mine.
(https://pics.me.me/i-am-not-a-vegetarian-because-i-love-animals-i-39023490.png)
This. I like this.
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 04:47:27 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 28, 2020, 08:28:35 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2020, 06:56:19 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:41:32 AM
::)
hater of sweet little duckies!
lover of bloodthirsty little beasts!
now, tell me Booklover...have you ever eaten meat?
Indeed. Duck is a favourite of mine.
there for, you are a bloodthirsty big beast!
And you're not, then? By that logic?
that I am, but, I'm not the one who hates ducks.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 06:35:53 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 28, 2020, 05:46:22 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 04:47:27 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 28, 2020, 08:28:35 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2020, 06:56:19 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:41:32 AM
::)
hater of sweet little duckies!
lover of bloodthirsty little beasts!
now, tell me Booklover...have you ever eaten meat?
Indeed. Duck is a favourite of mine.
(https://pics.me.me/i-am-not-a-vegetarian-because-i-love-animals-i-39023490.png)
This. I like this.
;D
,':i
Spoiler
(https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.bEjbefTHCIkSCPcZlvwPYAHaEK&pid=Api&rs=1)
Quack. ;D
GOOSE *Dashes about, honking all the while.*
Oh dear..he's gone to the goats...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 02, 2020, 02:33:40 AM
Spoiler
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Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
Quote from: Booklover on March 03, 2020, 05:02:59 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 02, 2020, 02:33:40 AM
Spoiler
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Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a Booklover.
*Honking intensifies.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 09:55:08 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 03, 2020, 05:02:59 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 02, 2020, 02:33:40 AM
Spoiler
(https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.bEjbefTHCIkSCPcZlvwPYAHaEK&pid=Api&rs=1)
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
Look, if you should never trust me, that means that you shouldn't believe I'm even a member, in which case I can't help you with Count as high as possible before a mod posts.
I trust people who I should not, like, You.
As long as you don't trust ducks or buses.
I love ducks, and we have a bus.
Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN
indeed!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 06, 2020, 08:51:16 AM
I love ducks, and we have a bus.
Is the bus always on time and a double decker?
I'm saying we own a bus, if we are late, so be it.
So it isn't really a bus, then, if it isn't public transport.
Oh.
Doesn't have to be public transport to be a bus, really. Does have to be a bus though :laugh:
O-O
The forum is running quite slow at the moment.
Is it?
Well, not anymore. At the point I posted that, though, yeah
Yeah. It took me three minutes to load a page.
O.O
Wow!
Well, now it's fine but we're posting a lot.
Ducks are great!
LONG LIVE THE DUCKS!
BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE BEASTS! NEVER TRUST A DUCK!
@Booklover Gaet any Grapez?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/cd/b8/f4cdb858a76c231de4ad2c01a6e8279e.png)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/courage/images/b/b9/Le_Quack.png/revision/latest?cb=20120519203331)
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2580/2578/products/nashua-100-mph-duct-tape-55m-black-1788922757163_700x700.jpg?v=1561026580)
Of course, there is
Spoiler
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::)
the power of ducks!
GOOSE! *Begins dashing about, honking all the while.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 16, 2020, 10:13:17 AM
::)
the power of ducks!
The EVIL power of bloodthirsty little beasts.
no.
Spoiler
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HYFjRBNsbuU/T6hxkTF_tNI/AAAAAAAAAkw/h19Mh-mc__Q/s1600/Redwall.jpg)
Yay! Squirrels! Much better than bloodthirsty little beasts.
no.
So you'd prefer to be a duck?
GOOSE! *Dashes about, honking all the while.*
HERON!
*shapeshifts into a duck*
You are not a real duck.
I did the Google Translate thing with the duck quote.
Small killer animals. Never trust ducks.
Creation of animals. Don't rely on the birds.
These are just two of them.
you are half lieing.
About what, exactly?
Quote from: Booklover on March 24, 2020, 09:40:04 AM
You are not a real duck. < full lie
I did the Google Translate thing with the duck quote.you may have looked it up, but you have mixed it up, you looked on GT but you serched "never trust ducks, or never trust a duck."
Small killer animals. Never trust ducks.
Creation of animals. Don't rely on the birds.
These are just two of them.
GOOSE! *Flaps around, honking.*
Oookkkaaaaayyyy....
*Quacks in Kade's face, flapping arms*
*Honks at Seb angrily and goes for the jugular with his gnarly goose teeth.*
O_O
I just changed my mind about getting a goose.
*Karate kicks Kade's wing*
(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/24b5bd39-6627-4030-a475-950936c96bca/d1vody4-fa1ddfd5-2519-4095-9b7b-321efbea0cd2.jpg/v1/fill/w_486,h_600,q_75,strp/let_the_goose_kick_it_by_sun_tzu88_d1vody4-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3siaGVpZ2h0IjoiPD02MDAiLCJwYXRoIjoiXC9mXC8yNGI1YmQzOS02NjI3LTQwMzAtYTQ3NS05NTA5MzZjOTZiY2FcL2Qxdm9keTQtZmExZGRmZDUtMjUxOS00MDk1LTliN2ItMzIxZWZiZWEwY2QyLmpwZyIsIndpZHRoIjoiPD00ODYifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ._p7UnrNNwG1y0eF5k4fBmSDaVD0cAf9boFy20JUpFmk)
Oh, good shot sah.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YbaTur4A1OU/mqdefault.jpg
Heh, nice.
That picture is a precursor to the rickroll.
Oh, I see.
*Shakes head.* Children these days....
I can give you a full comprehensive history of Rickrolling.
Come, my brethren. Let us fly! Be free! *Waddles into a run as I prepare for takeoff*
I wonder if he ever took off...
GOOSE! *Dashes about honking.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 01, 2022, 02:48:09 AM
I wonder if he ever took off...
He did. It was quite dramatic.
duck
dock
dog
bog
frog
log
tree
bee
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That was quite the trip.
duck
[(https://gdb.voanews.com/D1AC130C-23B0-4F22-A474-0CE5A310313C_w1200_r1.jpg)
That is a very good duck. #LassieApproved
duck
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/A93yV4ORtvZT2/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47vjgswqcyo6r3jffdik49rfaom1jvzuy9n0k9r57i&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Duck
(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2022/09/13/PDTN/41e554ae-5609-4660-8080-a24decd399b7-IMG_1593.jpeg?width=980&height=735&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)
No, only lemons
GOOSE! *Dashes about, flapping his arms and honking.*
Ducklett.
(https://media.tenor.com/h8NccbGW2KYAAAAC/ducklett.gif)