This is a fun game I picked up somewhere, but I forgot where.
Basically, what you have to do is post three words only at a time and keep the story going. Here's an example:
Person 1: One day I
Person 2: looked out my
Person 3: Window and saw
Person 4: A big monster.
Person 5: It had a
And so on and so forth. It is really fun and sometimes it can get crazy! Please keep your posts appropriate though! I'll start:
One day I
I've played a very similar game, though the idea was to make the story a never-ending sentence with no periods, and the limit was five words.
ate several waffles
Ooh, this is a fun idea!
with a spoon
and mysertiosuly flinched
, sending the waffles
flying off into
the deep void
where giant snakes
lived and darkness
except for when
a toad hiccuped.
Which caused the
snakes to begin
to dance around.
and burp loudly
which caused the
capital of Spain
to make tacos
while eating their
flying burritos and
Mexican jumping beans
, except that they
forgot to call
the oranges that
had come from
Redwall Abbey's kitchens
in the middle
of Saudi Arabia
where the green
Mexican fighting trees (yes, that came from the Simpsons...)
jumped into a
dark embrace of...
the same void!!
But found it
a very lovely
delicious plate of
dark chocolate mousse
cake with plenty
of nuts, it
was truly a
sight to see.
in the center
of the universe
because it was
42, the answer
to the world's
ultimate question about
sea bass' nesting habits
when they do
the hookie pookie
with their eyes
while dancing Salsa
tried to eat
a giant plate
of singing walruses
on a blimp
which burst, making
the icecream fall
on the president
of Musical waters
who liked jamming
to rock music
with hopskipping cats
who kicked the
bottle full of
strange gas which
made oranges purple.
And suddenly Darth
Vader appeared, dancing
to an italian
plate of pizza
with fried flys
"No way," said
musician as he
skipped over the
snapping turtles in
the giant orange
while singing with
Yoda and Palpatine
on a miniscule
light house that
has money and
lots if shiny
cakes that can
meditate while eating
warm, fuzzy sandals
that glow in
perfect time with
the Egyptian monkeys
who used the
magical fighting hogs
that lasso the
pretty flowers of
Sauron's bridesmaids' hair
was luminescent and
sparkled like cement
while her eyes
twitch and leap
over his hairy
baby horse hoof
And then a
giant chicken little
With laser vision
called me to
a black hole
with frozen bananas
and giant acorns
which pulled me
towards the fluttering
wings of eagle-man.
The clouds parted
to reveal green
Wearats that smiled
like nervous bunnies
,when they burp,
, and flap their
unicorn flags with
impressively cheap Toyotas
the world mourns.
Without an excuse,
because money is
the root of
all sausage patties
that make potatoes
take the factory
to the moon
where Martian clocks
with Chris Tucker
and clones of
Matthias and Martin
happily throw mustard
At space monkeys
Who eat raw
hamburger patties with
glowing fruit cakes
and mouldy coffee
that sing a
rain dance ditty
on television sets
full of candy
that is sour
that then say
while discussing antidisestablishmentarianism
And defining supercalafragalisticxialodocious
and acting honorificabilitudinitatibus
with some evil
, tiny words like
at and in
with a fish
in their hair
smiling like a
champion ping pong
player, and a
window salesman who
had a phobia
about tiny aliens
chopping acorns at
a chicken's life
which didn't have
Any friends to
sing it a
bedtime ditty because
They were purple
orange and grey
With polka-dotted
salsa dress pants
which they wore
to the Redwall
Great Feast Ball.
They also wore
red cotton t-shirts
when they danced
like pyromaniac scientists
doing test on
robotic alien chickens
which were from
the country of
Poland where some
oranges count to
zero while basilisks
do the macerena
on the moon
with iceskaters from
the planet pluto
and the country
Australia, which has
tons and tons
of giant broomsticks
sweeping the nasty
little bugs that
make giant cupcakes
Out of dynamite ;D
To trick the
red and blue
striped cannibal hares
Eating green salad :D
And sipping tea
with a frog
called Lady Confucious
Clare and was
watching a duel
that did not
involve any weapons
But used a
Refrigerated pineapple spikes
as tiny boats
with cloned peaches
Creating the ultimate
kung-fu fighting polar
Bear which won
an Olympic gold
At the winter
solstice ball for
Individual large hill
digging mole warriors
covered in cheese
and pasta sauce
With lettuce speaking
in a strange
beaver language which
the queen of
Spain speaks also
But only on
thursdays when Henry
checks the mail.
(By the way, this is what the 'story' happens to look like so far. Most errors preserved as-is.)
Quote from: The Three Word GameOne day I ate several waffles with a spoon and mysteriously flinched, sending the waffles flying off into the deep void where giant snakes lived and darkness except for when a toad hiccuped.
Which caused the snakes to begin to dance around.
and burp loudly.
which caused the capital of spain to make tacos while eating their flying burritos and Mexican jumping beans, except that they forgot to call the oranges that had come from Redwall Abbey's kitchens in the middle of Saudi Arabia where the green Mexican fighting trees jumped into a dark embrace of... the same void!!
But found it a very lovely delicious plate of dark cholocate mousse cake with plenty of nuts, it was truly a sight to see.
In the center of the universe, because it was 42, the answer, to the world's ultimate question about sea bass' nesting habits when they do the hooky pookie with their eyes while dancing Salsa tried to eat a giant plate of singing walruses on a blimp which burst, making the ice-cream fall on the president of Musical waters who liked jamming to rock music with hopskipping cats who kicked the bottle full of strange gas which made oranges purple.
And suddenly Darth Vader appeared, dancing to an italian plate of pizza with fried flys "No way," said musician as he skipped over the snapping turtles in the giant orange while singing with Yoda and Palpatine on a minuscule light house that has money lots if shiny cakes that can meditate while eating warm, fuzzy sandals that glow in perfect time with the Egyptian monkeys who used the magical fighting hogs that lasso the pretty flowers of Sauron's bridesmaids' hair was luminescent and sparkled like cement while her eyes twitch and leap over his hairy baby horse hoof And then a giant chicken little With laser vision called me to a black hole with frozen bananas and giant acorns which pulled me towards the fluttering wings of eagle-man.
The clouds parted to reveal green Wearats that smiled liked nervous bunnies,when they burp, , and flap their unicorn flags with impressively cheap Toyotas the world mourns.
Without an excuse, because money is the root of all sausage patties that make potatoes take the factory to the moon where Martian clocks with Chris Tucker and clones of Matthias and Martin happily throw mustard At space monkeys Who eat raw hamburger patties with glowing fruit cakes and mouldy coffee that sing a rain dance ditty on television sets full of candy that is sour that then say do the Caramelldansen while discussing antidisestablishmentarianism And defining supercalafragalisticxialodocious and acting honorificabilitudinitatibus with some evil, tiny words like at and in with a fish in their hair smiling like a champion ping pong player, and a window salesman who had a phobia about tiny aliens chopping acorns at a chicken's life which didn't have Any friends to sing it a bedtime ditty because They were purple orange and grey With polka-dotted salsa dress pants which they wore to the Redwall Great Feast Ball.
They also wore red cotton t-shirts when they danced like pyromaniac scientists doing test on robotic alien chickens which were from the country of Poland where some oranges count to zero while basilisks do the macarena on the moon with iceskaters from the planet pluto and the country Australia, which has tons and tons of giant broomsticks sweeping the nasty little bugs that make giant cupcakes Out of dynamite To trick the red and blue striped cannibal hares Eating green salad And sipping tea with a frog called Lady Confucious Clare and was watching a duel that did not involve any weapons But used a Refrigerated pineapple spikes as tiny boats with clone peaches Creating the ultimate kung-fu fighting polar Bear which won an Olympic gold At the winter solstice ball for Individual large hill digging mole warriors covered in cheese and pasta sauce With lettuce speaking in a strange beaver language which the queen of Spain speaks also But only on thursdays when Henry checks the mail.
(Lots of run-on sentences... and it looks as though most people are afraid of punctuation. ;))
This all happened
because to many
Giraffes it was
By the way James how long did it take for you to do that? The story is coming along nicely!
Blowing up balloons
, laughing at Mr
Mime, who torched
a beavers house,
who survived because
he had a
strawberry cordial scone
that he ate
QuoteBy the way James how long did it take for you to do that? The story is coming along nicely!
Probably not more than thirty minutes or so... it took more time than I would've liked, but maybe not as much as I had feared.
On a rollercoaster
with a carrot
for a nose.
that would say, "
"I've lost my
way, I rhyme
with Mr. Hay,
And mr. Rodgers!!! ;D
who is very
Perticular about keeping
His trolly clean
from ugly trolls
that smell like
Mushrooms and cheese"
while beavers steal
Little weasel babies!!! :o
that cry when
they fall down
Because they are
really fat but
are very strange
When they do
the chicken dance
in purple pants
with orange socks
covering green feet
Made of potato.
peeling and grape
lace, while beavers
Rode flying turtles
like a green
mongoose with a
funny feathered hat
And a mask
the look like
A spangled drongo (trust me, it's a real animal!)
that ran into
A beaver in
your house which
had a bulldozer
Zombie Marie Curie
wished that the
giant pizza toppings
would stop eating
all the cake
and happy mushrooms
me myself and
pie, because everyone
was getting angry
that the unicorns
disposed of the
flying vaccum cleaners
and orange oranges
In the recycling
box of doom.
Because they hated
to share their
raisins with aphids
who looked at
them with funny
fluffy bunny ears
and chameleon eyes
while dancing abbots
danced with robots
who smiled and
jumped into wormholes
full of newspapers
and candy which
tasted like applesauce
mixed with a
delicious and unhealthy
Mutant waterside-penguins!!!!!! :o
This caused the
cake and ice
to say: "chicken
,you look so
much like a
ugly frog, yet
you are so
yummy when cooked
in a bog",
then they started
dancing a jig
to put the
ghosts tae rest
but the cake
said, "Let them
look like monkeys,
and was beheaded
by a beaver (OH NO!!!)
and thrown in
Niagra Falls' Falls (spelling?)
where Gandalf waited
and Frodo too,
because the ants
ztole yer dinner
(Anybody here who'z zeen the zhow Garfield and Friends remember the epizode with the zinging antz?)
to conquer the
picnic party of
little kittens who
duel with lightzabrez
and are cute
while puppiez with
cute little glasses
tiptoe around daisies
viciously attacking beavers
because they are
the scourge of
chickenz. Zpaze zhipz
randomly swerved into
a planet where
the sky was
full o' radioactive
flying chipmunks.
The
beavers were angry
at Darh Vader
because he destroyed
Alderan, while A (the letter)
chatted with her
cousin who was
having a party
in a wormhole
that was in
a cookie jar
as Boba Fett
killed Luke Skywalker
with a pencil
while Darth Krayt
knitted a scarf
To wear on
the Death Star
as palpatine decided
to kill Dengar
and Darth Vader
with giant bombs
that were created
using rancid potatoes
And Hotroot Pepper
to blow up
Darth Vader's hideout
which was protected
by a magical
force-shield!
This
was nothing to
sneer at, because
Exar Kun had
no comprehension of
how big the
space-time continum
was at the
coffee shop in
Galifrey which was
why Bossk said, "
I like turtles..."
when the turtles
jumped up and
Swallowed a fly
the old lady
screamed and ran
with a lightsabre
and took out
Gandalf'z ztaff, who
tried killing Frodo
But Sam protected
him and ran to
murder Pippin so
Merry stopped him
while the one
with the car
went broom broom
and took his
little pink dress
and randomly ran
da'n Mazter Yoda
who said "Oi!
Deid ah am!"
Zombies are taking
iron fur granted
while killing Samus
when Darth Malgus
(Lady Amber, ah juzt realised yer quote waz zpoken by Boba Fett.)
killed his girlfriend
(oh, really, you just noticed that, you half-brained twit?(I'm practising Slagar's way of speech) The quote is perfectly suited for Nightfire as well. Were you seriously searching the web just to find out where I got my quote from? That's kind of odd. Can you figure out where I got my signature from?)
Who then told
(Actually, Ah've been on Wookieepedia an' ah looked up Boba Fett quotez, an' tha' twaz one o' them. Thiz waz before there waz even a forum yurr.)
Rapunzel to climb
(WHATEVER)
a ta'er, which
Dengar and Manaroo
had zold tae
the US government
fur clonin' technology
Ordo and Skirata
skipped out of
Coruscant because Etain
didn't know how
to make waffles!
unless he could
use a fire
and some peanuts
tae kill Luke,
for galactic domination
o' the anchovy
and Death Stars
o' the univerze.
killed mr.makkentire
while Zeerid Korr
closed his eyes
az Martha Braebuck
ran around singing
Amazing Grace tae
five hundred clones
that were lost
on Felucia and
killed Plo Koon
After tea time (or is tea time one word?)
. Yoda an' Palpatine
HIAG, that's four words!!!
Oh well,
Didn't approve of
purplish-green lightsabers
That taste sweet
like epic potatos
and sugary mushrooms
that eat gibbons
and flying jello
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on August 04, 2011, 09:06:02 AM
HIAG, that's four words!!!
Oh well,
Didn't approve of
Whoopz, didnae realise tha'! *goez back an' fixez*
which the zith
(the zpeciez)
use as beds
tae plot the
Cucumbers' soon pickling
the jedi with
radishes and vinegar
that is poisoned
with death defyin'
(Oh ferretz, they appear tae be back again!)
mice that enjoy
picnics and barbeques
(Whew, close call there!)
while juggling geese
In front of
a raccoon army
that had TARDISes!
Full of giant
sleeping penguins who
Ate Doctor Who
*Starship voice* Woah!
and proceeded to
cut up chocolate
and fried squid
to place them
inside pink bananas
to give to
the cake that
Ruled Moosflower Country
after chickenz played
piano on the
stage that the
Pineapple flavoured monkeys
dance the hula
on. And then
The monkey's mums
decided to go
to the store
and get some
peanut butter pie
to bring to
Their little kiddies.
But some bears
,really mean ones,
stopped the monkies
,stole the pie
and killed weasels
Without any hesitation.
Then they retreated
and Boba Fett
exploded whilst the
Slave 1 flew
Into this ninja
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while Darth Malak
electrocuted Darth Revan
with an eel
and four mushrooms
that were poisonous
with purple glitter
an' dark matter
from my garden
went to the
Elves who would
laugh at jedi
and kill Sith
so she could
make banana pancakes
that were so
disgustingly mucky and
atrociously over cooked.
she fed them
to the birds
and evil piranhas
who enjoyed it
like a chocolate
milkshake with a
odd-looking Jedi
as a toy
and fuzzy purple
-pink spots on
the mug he
wore on his
enthusiastic pet rock
which brought shame
to his friends
because he couldn't
bake zome cookiez
in an old
jedi temple while
Master Yoda died
due to Asmodeus
wieldin' a double-
wheeled ice-cream truck.
It was striped
and spotted and
covered in chocolate
, or was it
lost in a
violent ztorm o'
strength never even
Zeen again. Meanwhile,
the academic laws
became a cat
while the dimenzionz
tore apart with
the newly enforced
chicken pasty of
flying squirrels of
DOOM!!! This led
tae the creation o'
an orbiting
Hey! That was four words! Not three!!!!
of berserk otters
Whoopz, ddinae realize tha'!
playing the flute
while eating pudding.
and blackberry pie.
The zkeptical zharkz
nonchalantly disagreed, as
killed the ravens
with forkz an'
loudly banging rats
while chickenz zang
Twinkle Little Star
an' cried fer
cold mint tea
while plumz zhouted "
QUOTH THE RAVEN,
EVERMORE!" And the
Star Warrior Kirby
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waved and looked
pink and happy
But they died!!!!!
In the deepezt
pit of doom
Because now it
Ate cranberry balloons
when zuddenly, Darth
Kenobi, the famous
zith o' Korriban,
that everyone in
the entire town
had said "The
Beacause Nightmare sent
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chickenz are here!"
and Boba Fett
met a Death
defying crab that
still steadily sunk.
This is what the story looks like so far, going from the the first "chapter", which is available at the beginning of Page 16. Took probably about twenty or thirty minutes to compile this one.
Quote from: The Three Word Game: When Fanbases Collide
This all happened because to many Giraffes it was Blowing up balloons, laughing at Mr Mime, who torched a beavers house, who survived because he had a strawberry cordial scone that he ate On a rollercoaster with a carrot for a nose.
that would say, ""I've lost my way, I rhyme with Mr. Hay, And mr. Rodgers!!!
who is very Perticular about keeping His trolly clean from ugly trolls that smell like Mushrooms and cheese" while beavers steal Little weasel babies!!!
that cry when they fall down Because they are really fat but are very strange When they do the chicken dance in purple pants with orange socks covering green feet Made of potato.
peeling and grape lace, while beavers Rode flying turtles like a green mongoose with a funny feathered hat And a mask the look like A spangled drone that ran into A beaver in your house which had a bulldozer Zombie Marie Curie wished that the giant pizza toppings would stop eating all the cake and happy mushrooms me myself and pie, because everyone was getting angry that the unicorns disposed of the flying vacuum cleaners and orange oranges In the recycling box of doom.
Because they hated to share their raisins with aphids who looked at them with funny fluffy bunny ears and chameleon eyes while dancing abbots danced with robots who smiled and jumped into wormholes full of newspapers and candy which tasted like applesauce mixed with a delicious and unhealthy Mutant waterside-penguins!!!!!!
This caused the cake and ice to say: "chicken ,you look so much like a ugly frog, yet you are so yummy when cooked in a bog", then they started dancing a jig to put the ghosts tae rest but the cake said, "Let them look like monkeys, and was beheaded by a beaver and thrown in Niagra Falls' Falls where Gandalf waited and Frodo too, because the ants ztole your dinner to conquer the picnic party of little kittens who duel with lightzabrez and are cute while puppiez with cute little glasses tiptoe around daisies viciously attacking beavers because they are the scourge of chickens.
Zpaze zhipz randomly swerved into a planet where the sky was full o' radioactive flying chipmunks.
The beavers were angry at Darh Vader because he destroyed Alderan, while A chatted with her cousin who was having a party in a wormhole that was in a cookie jar as Boba Fett killed Luke Skywalker with a pencil while Darth Krayt knitted a scarf To wear on the Death Star as palpatine decided to kill Dengar and Darth Vader with giant bombs that were created using rancid potatoes And Hotroot Pepper to blow up Darth Vader's hideout which was protected by a magical force-shield!
This was nothing to sneer at, because Exar Kun had no comprehension of how big the space-time continum was at the coffee shop in Galifery which was why Bossk said, "I like turtles..."
when the turtles jumped up and Swallowed a fly the old lady screamed and ran with a lightsabre and took out Gandalf'z staff, who tried killed Frodo But Sam protected him and ran to murder Pippin so Merry stopped him while the one with the car went broom broom and took his little pink dress and randomly ran dan Mazter Yoda who said "Oi! Deid ah am!"
Zombies are taking iron fur granted while killing Samus when Darth Malgus killed his girlfriend Who then told Rapunzel to climb a ta'er, which Dengar and Manaroo had zold tae the US government fur cloning' technology Ordo and Skirata skipped out of Coruscant because Etain didn't know how to make waffles!
unless he could use a fire and some peanuts tae kill Luke, for galactic domination o' the anchovy and Death Stars o' the univerze.
killed mr.makkentire while Zeerid Korr closed his eyes az Martha Braebuck ran around singing Amazing Grace tae five hundred clones that were lost on Felucia and killed Plo Koon After tea time.
Yoda an' Palpatine Didn't approve of purplish-green lightsabers That taste sweet like epic potatos and sugary mushrooms that eat gibbons and flying jello which the zith use as beds tae plot the Cucumbers' soon pickling the jedi with radishes and vinegar that is poisoned with death defyin' mice that enjoy picnics and barbecues while juggling geese In front of a raccoon army that had TARDISes!
Full of giant sleeping penguins who Ate Doctor Who and proceeded to cut up chocolate and fried squid to place them inside pink bananas to give to the cake that Ruled Moosflower Country after chickenz played piano on the stage that the Pineapple flavoured monkeys dance the hula on.
And then The monkey's mums decided to go to the store and get some peanut butter pie to bring to Their little kiddies.
But some bears ,really mean ones, stopped the monkies ,stole the pie and killed weasels Without any hesitation.
Then they retreated and Boba Fett exploded whilst the Slave 1 flew Into this ninja while Darth Malak electrocuted Darth Revan with an eel and four mushrooms that were poisonous with purple glitter an' dark matter from my garden went to the Elves who would laugh at jedi and kill Sith so she could make banana pancakes that were so disgustingly mucky and atrociously over cooked.
she fed them to the birds and evil piranhas who enjoyed it like a chocolate milkshake with a odd-looking Jedi as a toy and fuzzy purple-pink spots on the mug he wore on his enthusiastic pet rock which brought shame to his friends because he couldn't bake zome cookiez in an old jedi temple while Master Yoda died due to Asmodeus wieldin' a double-wheeled ice-cream truck.
It was striped and spotted and covered in chocolate, or was it lost in a violent ztorm o' strength never even Zeen again.
Meanwhile, the academic laws became a cat while the dimenzionz tore apart with the newly enforced chicken pasty of flying squirrels of DOOM!!!
This led tae the creation o' an orbiting of berserk otters playing the flute while eating pudding.
and blackberry pie.
The zkeptical zharkz nonchalantly disagreed, as killed the ravens with forkz an' loudly banging rats while chickenz zang Twinkle Little Star an' cried fer cold mint tea while plumz zhouted "QUOTH THE RAVEN, EVERMORE!"
And the Star Warrior Kirby waved and looked pink and happy But they died!!!!!
In the deepest pit of doom Because now it Ate cranberry balloons when zuddenly, Darth Kenobi, the famous zith o' Korriban, that everyone in the entire town had said "The Because Nightmare sent chickenz are here!"
and Boba Fett met a Death defying crab that still steadily sunk.
It's even more incomprehensible than the first time. I would love to try to try to write a story that makes sense of all the events in this topic someday.
Musician said, "Why
", to which zpiderz,
attacked her hair
while the daft
funny pigs ate
bacon, therefore bein'
savages that needed
a yummy dessert
to go to
the Izengard tower
Queen Musician ruled,
while gollum zaid "
Hail mighty Queen
and then usurpers
" An' the entz,
caught on fire ;D
. Nightfire was angry
and killed everyone ;D
which the Nightingale
saw, and a
sloooowwwwllllyyy beheaded Hiag
sat. Somewhere else
Hiag watched laughin'
and Musician looked
at the Nightingale
that ate Skalrag
and smiled at
the foolish braniac
reading her Bible.
then began to
climb a tree
, sing Sparks Fly
and scoff trifles
because she's hungry
and almost dead ::)
and still alive
to fight the
death-defying beavers
with blueclawed otters ;D
. Tiria Wildlough laughed
and looked at
Buckler, who was
over the road
He jumped over
Tiria, and laughed
you stream walloper ;
TANSY-PANSY POOGLE DO
That's four words.
Assssmodeusssss comessssss quickly...
Meanwhile, gollum found
Lily at Wal-Mart
while Tercero Harkonnen
beat his drum
Way off beat!
loud and screechily
:o
and lily played
tag, while squirrels
danced in their
gardenz with zardaukar,
and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious vermin
punched a giant
zandworm, while Palpatine
smiled at a
dyin' jedi. Durin'
this whole mess
of evil bubbles
Icefire was able
to mutilate pineapples
;D
and EAT CHICKEN! :D
(I'm baaaaaaaaack!)
tacos with plenty
of gerbil salsa
and Spicy squid
as dancing rocks
Started to sing
Charlie McDonnell tunes!
and eating groundhogs
flavoured with Tabasco
(Yay for Charlie McDonnell!)
and numerous spices.
Suddenly, boiling sushi
Started to Yodel
and they died.
But somehow lived
and began to
transform into crabs
these crabs had
giant purple marshmallows
then they died.
A funeral was
held. Everyone there
Played ball wildly
,sang and cried
until THEY died
. A tiny calculator
, a graphic calculator
which happened to
blowup in seconds
and took hours
to find a
ice cream shop.
It was a
My Little Pony
fell and died
along came a
Red Herrings friend.
My broadsword had
a pretty sapphire
on it. But
it fell off
and was eaten
by hungry penguins
who loved marshmallows.
They also loved
people, but nobody
loved them, so
they ate everyone
in the universe.
But everybody respawned
Because the void
didn't have pandas
or polar bears
. "Pandas are better
." said the wearet.
He was right
And smelled like
tomato sauce, so
he bathed in
green pickle juice.
But it stank
really, really bad
but he smelled
like pizza, so
he bathed again
and ate a
tha biggest brusselsprout
so everyone looked
at his mother
who killed Steve
but she said
"Oh, thank goodness
Metroids haven't come
to the earth.
' But they did
and ate everyone
;D
, so Jim appeared
and ate pizza
in front of
The giant goats
who did not
have any secrets
about magical unicorns.
or smelly weasels
or adorable otters ;D ;D
. They did, however,
like to play
with large gumnuts
What are those
you say? They
Sound very weird
. They're from Australia
neer the ocean.
(All of this page, true story!)
With many kangaroos
but no otters :'(
and no pandas
but nobody cared. :'( :'(
not one person.
They Just continued
posting the replies
until they went
down the hill.
Then he fell
on his head
and then saw
a giant cactus
about to collapse
on to him
so he shouted
out for help
to a badger
but it was
an old crab
because he found
a pretty shell
OOC: where are we going with this?
Which was editable
but not tasty
so he wanted
some thrilling Adventure
with an owl
who was very
stinky. People thought
he was quite
odd so they
decided to throw
him down a
bottomless cliff where
he eventually landed.
He was confused
and cold from
crashing into a
Giant computer screen
that had been
painted red so
it could not
be seen by
colourblind creatures who
were dancing in
a place called
Mabahika, but they
ate the cheese
and soon forgot
how to dance
and decided to
go flying for
cute lightning bugs
but they couldn't
glow as well
as the penguins
who ate orange
jelly beans from
the tall bush
that grew in
the middle of
snowy old canada
three owls from
middle of nowhere
gave them a
pink polo neck
to wear when
it was sunny
so they all
went to the
concert for taylor
and booed her
so she went
down to the
platypuss lair called
ducklike mammals who
killed all humans
that washed trampolines
and live in
the country of
narwhal kingdom atlanta
Where they lived
happy lives with
some random person.
who likes to
eat muffins while
listening to the
songs of the
60s and 70s
dancing with her
Pet Bear when
bob came and
And cut in
and danced a
cool jig while
throwing mashed potatoes
at the television.
Then he jumped
into a window
that was filled
with lizards that
liked to party
and also to
eat naughty people.
Then one day.....
a big truck
Driving on the
purple marshmallow pillow
stopped at the
gas station to
deliver a pie that
was dangerously hot
(And that is four words!)
so it exploded
into a million pieces
while Savage Opress
killed opra ladies
who wore striped
red taco dresses
and could fly.
airplanes of randomness
they decorated the
McDonald's billboards with
Ghostbusterz proton packz
and large monkeys
with bright laser
chocolate bars and
Pinky, purple Pens.
Then there was
a giant duck
That sat on
the Eiffel Tower
and did a
flip in air
and landed with
a big pop
and exploded in
a giant firework
that lit up
the whole universe.
and now there
were lights posted
all over mars
and the polynomial
calculators which made
cheezeits of air
burst through the
Strong brick wall
which led to...
A banana tree
with pink leaves
that ate your....
brownies with sprinkles
in three bites
With a giant
Net that also
was a hamock
that was broken
in the middle
of the tree
because a badger
was eating the
Iron hook at
the corner of
the garden which
was not really
A garden but
was a national
holiday in a
Tribe of singing
whales of the
deep blue sea
Who were celebrating
ice cream day
they were going
to visit a
Seer who was
seeing them clearly
through his footpaw
walked over to
the cupboard in
fantasy dreamland and
fell in a
Doorway to Huntik
with a bright
flashlight that talked
about the otter
that swam with
a shrew and
ate a bunch
of shrimp that
tasted awful so
the otter caught
quite a few
trout and fried
them with some
Hot root pepper
and gave them
to a pretty
rat who likes
To surprisingly not
eat and sings
A ballad about
her undying love
For a silver
chalice that holds
A dark secret
of a nasty
Curse about the
Black Pearl that
was being guarded
by the kraken
stoat who was
drinking some seaweed
and forgot to
add the grog
to a pot
of seaweed grog
that was only
very, very nasty
to all of
the people that
lost the game
of knowledge and
beauty, are key.
And then there
Was a large
tree that was
about to be
mulched into mushrooms.
Before, a man
used it for
a spoon and
gave it to
a monkey that
wanted to break
into a zoo
to steal a
zookeeper that smelled
so bad that
every animal died
of a terrible
headache caused by
three of the
dragons that ate
poisonous bad-smelling garlic
From a red
banana eating ape
by the name
of man-eating bum
And all the
kangaroos in the
zoo played a
Played a jig
and it was
Man-eating Bum that
created a large
fart that killed
All the kangaroos
that were dancing
the tango with
my fair dancer. . .
And a striped
bullying Badger named
Buncebottom McToodle who
could not speak
very good badger
but also evil
(lol, we're making no sense right now)
(lol, Ikr?)
Flying cookies were
pelting around like
(probably from the 99 bottles of beer on the wall, Redwallfan. xD)
crazy at the abbey (Lol)
which was also
(so do you wanna start that game back up again?)
so an otter (sure, but what number should I start with?)
jumped overboard, calling, "
(restart, like 99 again.)
hey mates, let's
sing a song!"
So every beast (Lol)
grabbed 99 bottles
Of October ale
off the wall
99 bottles of
-SILENCE! roared Buncebottom
The otter, named
(okay, I restarted the thing on the actual topic)
Kroova (cough, cough, Triss) looked down
at the badger
(Krooooova!!! Shogg...)
and said a
word in French
that surprised the
badger so badly
That he started
to bawl like
a tiny dibbun
that had never
left Redwall Abbey
(Lol) so one of
the real Dibbuns
Looked at him
Pointed and laughed
giggling like madbeasts.
Then Buncebottom's mother
came and whacked
the whining badger
On his snout
and said for
the seasons' sake,
stop whining like
a new born
Dibbun and stand
On your head
like some one
and dance around
like a break
Dancing fool. So
next time you
decide to act
think twice before
you start dancing
and showing off
And whining like
a baby shrewbabe
Now Buncebottom felt
humiliated and ready
to leave the
Abbey when suddenly
Cluny's ghost appeared!
Cluny looked angry
and twisted a
broom stick into
a circle with
magic, then break
his leg with
a sly smirk
(lol, this makes no sense)
and jumped off
a cliff into
a bush full
of bristling weapons!
one of his rats
was dancing on
his grave when
he slipped and
dropped his waffle.
His waffle ran
away into the
Mossflower woodlands for (Lol!)
a syrup coated
pancake to be
singing with and
married her to
another pancake but
then he married
a chicken with
a bad speaking
hair so he
flipped him over
onto his back
and dropped a
bucket of worms
on his head
Then they wiggled
to his pack
of giant, ugly
evil master clowns!
Every beast saw
the concert of
the animals of
Linkin Park and
The platypuses rapped
In the End
the finale had
a strange animal
that smashed his
electric guitar into
two pieces and
threw them on
the front row
of the giant
ferret who was
eating a cake
filled with cream
that was chocolate
and before he
ate it, he
jumped on stage
and started singing
the latest trendy
song, called "Party
In the woods
by the Rambling
Rosehip players and
the Guosim! There
was a meet and
greet with all
the abbey teens
who cried out
the latest song
called Baby by
the badger mom
that sold over
one copy in
mossflower woods, where
Gigantor the gigantic
sparrow wrote the
Tale of the
amazing otter with
the Star-Shaped
banner colored with (Lol, we are being totally random)
ice cream until
a thin red
piece of string
was tied around
his neck, thus
strangling him and
rendering him unable
to go on
with his story
of the adventures
of the amazing
Flying Spider Otter
the otter who
lost the game.
He lost the
game because he
thought about the
game, and lost
the game, therefor
the game was
becoming like a
really big, weird
Thing that didn't
work properly because
no one told
anyone how to
teach him how
to play the
game, so he got
permission from someone
who was going
along with others
to this new
game where they
shot arrows at
fake ducks that
were in the Chinese
district in town
making a pot of
secret ingredient soup
that they thought
was really good
(I have no idea what this story is about now lol!)
and would help
keep their strength
to defeat the
snake-like worm
What?
that was going to
eat crying babies
and stretch their
bloody clothes over
an ice cream
cone filled with
hope and dreams ;D
with rainbow sprinkles
and chocolate turtles
which could never
snap their collars
or bury their
feet in colored
choo-choo trains
(Lol, this is making no semse) filled with bubbles
of happiness and
love with every
chocolate cloud in
la la land
and all the
king's cavity fillings
and all the
bloomin' flying whizzes
of the whiz
and the dizz
of diz land
with stitches of
licorice and ice
made from the
candy stand at
New York City.
and in the
time of the
Redwall season, everyone
that could walk
went skipping to
a big otter
that looked like
he had a
giant, manly weapon
that was a......
robot in disguise
with a green
autobot on his
left shoulder, with
a decepticon on
a red circle
on his right
hand so the
decepticon could kill
any vermin who
thought he was
attacked by something
In the otter's large
paw which was
made of swords
and knives so
he backed away
into a bottomless
pit of soup
, hotroot soup with
lots of spice
and nutmeg powder
that tasted awful.
so he chose
to buy the
chicken that looked
like he had
two left feet
dyed red and
purple with brown
spots and silver
trimming that shone
like five rolls
of new quarters
on a sunday
morning pizza left
cold on the
counter from Saturday
afternoon, and I
couldn't reheat it
with a big
microwave oven fish
that swam through
the fat fryer
that had a
ginormous, ugly dog
named Betsy Sue.
the person who
wrote this story
got caught in
A large mousetrap.
because he was
a complete idiot
when he fell
into some nasty
looking liquid that
coated you in
dots that looked
yellow and pink
with a sharp round
blue bouncy ball
that was so
completely absolutely funny!
The animals of
Narnia and Redwall
were having a
gurt big feast
and dancing to
A sister's music
that was loud
dibbuns were jigging
around a table
Which was tall
so they couldn't
see over it
so a tall
hare ate them
and got in
huge trouble with
the Redwallers so
they put him
on scrubbing duty
he was miserable
so he wanted
a large amount
Of payback from
all Redwallers and
the abbot who
had just about
had it with
all the hares
so he said
I just farted
on the last
eve of summer
so the hares
ate his hat
and the otters
Ate shrimp'n'hotroot
soup and laughed
at their abbot
who looked like
He would explode
at any possible
moment. so he
tiptoed very carefully
through a red
Door and exploded.
then a bright
hogmaid came skipping
across the water
and announced that
she was awesome.
Every beast laughed
because she was
wearing a ridiculous
blouse and doing
an even more
dancing and walking
all around the
Christmas tree wearing
bright ribbons and
sparkly dresses. Grandpa
was planting TNT
when mum went
into the bedroom,
lit the candle,
and BAM!!!! BOOM!!!! :o ;D
Her room was
starting to explode
and fall apart
But then time
got longer and
canadian kilted yaksmen (from Ren and Stimpy) ;D
pulled out guns
shaped like large
over-sized birds
that had a
bad habit of
throwing three red
Muffins of Death (;D)
that killed all
of the magical
dragons in the
world of Smurfs
that were trying
to have a
party but Grumpy
became too happy
so he smiled
and destroyed the
World of dwarves
except for Thorin
except for Dave
except for Gimli
all except Bobby
those dwarves were
I like nuts
but not almonds
And pecans so...
I like 8)
he ate them
Bescarum Lepuswold Whipscutt
ate a boat
which had fallen
through a tree
Which the giant
smothered with hammers
which were made
by Plugg Firetail
who did not
make them well
so they broke
Very quickly, so
The giant couldn't
smother the log
until a man
gave him a
hammer which he
hit his head
with then took
Batman'z coztume an'
Robin's too, so
Revan betrayed Yoda'z
Wife and took
Vader'z force powerz
and choked Matthias
with a rod
around his foot
that hurt for
100 days more
so he couldn't
ztop Cluny'z invazion
He needed to
make a plan...
to destroy redwall
and capture Abbot
Mortimer before Cluny
could destroy the
whole abbey and
eat the Redwallers
for dinner; or
For breakfast with
yummy Dibbun sauce
to sustain his
zith zynthetic zpell
that made a
Robot that traveled
Across the land
and into the
ocean. It sank
into the deep
and blew up
a submarine which
exploded into seven
Mermaids of glass
that murdered all
thoze who dared
to go swimming
after eatin' znailz
Who could outrun
a fat Redwaller
only durin' the
summer solstice, when
mice turn intae
shrews because of
the damaged ozone
that destroyed trees
in the surrounding
areas with moles
, ratz, and badgerz
who loved to
Hunt. They took
chocolate bananas and
decided nae tae
eat a salad
or go outside
to play. When
chocolate bunnies attack
and eat all
ze figgie puddin'
and fish custard
to sustain his
starving Master who
wanted a pie
that the Doctor
needed for a
fight in which
he wanted to
win because the
standards of war
were very much
not right. He
punched the Master
who he didn't
like very much
because of a
Time War where
he lost sorely.
The Doctor won
a great victory
when he defeated
the weeping angels
(Capitalized, Icee. Weeping Angels are capitalized. ;))
who had the
(Note the time I posted and forgive my grammatical errors.)
Whole world in
the phone box
to keep away
from the massive
headache pounding in
an emoticon's head
so he could
beat some drums
to destroy an
evil army of
Trolls that were
eating Bilbo Baggins
to loot the
church o' mice
that had a
Special Gold Medalion.
The medalion was
cursed Aztec gold
that every weasel
fought over it
ven ze radizhez
all turned blue..
(you did mean 'when the raddishes', right?)
and white until...
Quote from: PluggFiretail on March 06, 2013, 09:23:36 PM
all turned blue..
(you did mean 'when the raddishes', right?)
Aye.
zey finally turned
all purple and
made baby mouses
eat zere dinner
on clay plates
that had a
rat engravin' on
them which meant
total and utter
annihilation by moles
who worked all
the derange otters
day and night
to build a
underground fortress filled
with mean trolls
and Jell-O pudding
which they loved.
The trolls ate
Someone named Rainshadow
and Norham Waterpaw (;D If I have to die, so do you! :P)
And both resurrected
but then we (;D)
Shot a troll
that had a
squirt gun in
his pocket which
turned into a
little great airsoft
that flew into
his mouth and
swallowed the bacteria
in the yogurt
That causes hypoglycemia
so he had
to suffer the
encyclopedia zalezman'z dizcuzzion
in which the
"wise ones" blather
on about shiny
origin theories. The
chocolate Easter bunnies
of the kingdom
Animalia and class
of the red
October the submarine
that was in
league vith onionz
and pickles that
carried large green
banannaz vith lightzabrez
who were trained
tae be jedi
in the time
of Time Lords
and time things
and stuff having
hard times. She
was very hard
at work when
there was a
man that ate
one of her
Pacman power pellets
who smelled like
dust after rain
vhen zuddenly mice
of unusual size
told her that
she had to
ztop ze ztargate
from coming into
her world to
elimanate all Christmas
ztoriez for firefliez
that danced around
The big light.
The light was
their only form
, Owl City sang,
because of the
Final Countdown. So,
the numbers in
My math problem
got weirder and
funner as they
went along in
Yuma'z number collection
that was a
jedi teachin' o'
the martial arts
to Basil's green
Jade desk statue
of a giant
That suffers from
Key Lime Disease
From a pie
that had Key
parts in it
that held the
Hobbit hole together
that Bilbo's great
ancestor, Bullroarer Took
to destroy Gollum
after he sent
the strange ring
into Mordor with
His relatives. They
swam across the
Great West Sea
to a place
called Wonderland where
the Jabberwocky was
playing with a
Kitten named Twinkle.
Who was the
kitten named Twinkle?
that loved eating
the Vashta Nerada
. She was really
afraid of shadows
in the shape
Of a crayon
, a mauve crayon
that weighed about
three hundred tons
of feathers, and
Wax. Wouldn't you
love to see
The Hobbit live?
Twinkle sure would!
Twinkle loves hobbits
and dwarves. Especially
elves and men
who are kind
and mean at
dwarves and orcs
who like to
ride dragons in
Alagaësia, where Eragon
sits on toilet
to eat a
Large triangle shaped...
Plate that loves
sugar cookies and (ew, so lemme get this straight, Eragon is eating a triangle-shaped plate while sitting on the toilet? Wrong! :P)
Loves to watch...
The Brady Bunch
. The New Ground
(That sentence needed to end. You're welcome.)
is a giant
Thank you, Ice! :P
that eats Ice
, the singer of
Brazil, in a
cotton candy factory
That makes coffee
mugs and pickled
pigskins which have
Swords and battleaxes
That chop up...
birds and trees
That fell in
the vat of
fat small things
Which are in
Redwall's kitchen with
deadly toxic poison
that stung like
Rainshadow's smelly socks
That also eat
otters for supper :D:)
but only ven
they are hungry
for grass and
fried lobster. It
pays to be
in the pan
And in the
washer machine which
Swallowed my sister
and she went
for a ride
for a long
time, then she
saw a awesome
Rabid polar bear
with venomous tails
and she drank
Poison which caused
Her a conniption
becauze ze dragonz
ate all the
Knights in armour,
That tried to...
take away the
the poison from
the evil Giant
Who had the
Royal pie eaten
by the little
Tiny gremlin that...
looked like ugly
And was aswell.
As a duck
He swam so...
Btw, I put a period there Tam, just in case you missed it
Okay thanks!!!
.....gracefully and curiously
(would the dots count as words?)
Only to find
that the duck
Had already drowned.
That same duck
that ate his
lunch without consulting
His local psychiatrist.
to suspect his
Meteorology forecast for...
Lots of rain!
When he ate...
That yummy sandwich...
The universe imploded. :D
An' zen turned
around the earth
Just as if...
the whole time
He was dying...
along a fence
That was white.
It stood with
A fish in
A bowl of
Nettle Grog. He
Gazed up at
the moon so
He got hungry.
And decided to
Eat the universe.
'ovever, zuperman vould
totally freak out
at a party
o' rockin' zombiez
they didn't eat
peoples' brains but
They did eat
Monkey arms with
Ketchup and Jelly
to get a
mushroom covered rock
that happened to
explode the universe
with a great
loud squeaky noise
and a big
cloud of plaid
that washed the
dishes with ditchwater
stored in a
container o' zpellz
That she kissed
an' turned intae
a mad frog.
Her hair went
crazy when she
fell in the
pot of Death
crabz vho eat
meat, whether hot
or cold. Zuddenly,
she fell out
o' ze zky
and onto a
table, vhere Darth
Vader was about
tae kill ze
Senoter of Florrum
vho vaz plannin'
to overtake Chancellar
Charmander after 'e
went and destroyed
Bulbazaur'z blue garden,
. Poor old man
went down the
stairs and tripped
over a green
'elmet an' blev
around the living
dead, vho vere
found to be
jedi vhile under
disguises to kill
vegetablez on Marz
with a bag
o' talkin' 'arez
to destroy the
Redwall forge o'
Salamandasteon with a
blue cheeze bunny
. It was a
great big balloon
named Alfred ze
Destroyer that came
tae Zcyzer ze
and flew up
ze blue chimney
and into the
Pokemon blue mountain
where he fought
in the large
tournament o' Ztargate
after he left
'e met a
Trandoshan Lizard who
attacked a mouze
and destroyed the
pie, vhich zet
the evil lord,
Darz Bane o'
The world Marshy
Mudkip ze Mazher
was trapped inside
a imperial pit
that was surrounded
by Ferret corsairs
so the Mudkip
went and found
a Vinged Kuriboh,
Which can destroy
Elemental 'ero monzterz
. The destroyers of
Darkzeid, ze terrible
Monstersof the Sith
Leviathan Dragon, vho
went and met
the ferret named
Zvartt, vho killed
many Juska in
Mossflower Woods, then
he procceded to
destroy the entire
world of Monkeys
with banana guns
to repel the
Great big tree
that grew at
The very edge
of eternity. The
Monkeyz zued, for
the use of
To dance with
a mad frog..
vhile Pikachu rezcued
from a jail
ze Mudkip brozerz
Who liked to
eat table talizmanz
Who had woken
from an eaternal
zleep. Mizz Muphet
who sat on
the head of
a giant eel,
who ate her
dress and smock
which were given
to a friend
who took mice
in a boarding
home. The pool
at the boarding
was full of
Piranha, vhich zmelled
like rotting fish ;D
, vhich a dog
had eaten to
kill them. The
mice vere plannin'
to free the
Death Defyin' Beaverz
from a pact
of Squirrle maids
vho vere vitchez
then the DBB
ate us all!
Meanvhile, 'aunter ate
Gastly, Gengar, and
Garret to destroy
the species of
Dragonlords who were
taking over the
world! They also
took over the
pool party which
Was a girls
bath tub in
the open grounds...
of Redwall Abbey.
A watermelon was...
strolling past when
A giant otter...
with a huge
set of teeth...
ran up and
sat on it
and then it
walked around the
CD player and
bit it but
it started to
play Despicable Me
2--someone pirated
the movie, feeling
like he had
conquered the world
with a toxic
frozen pizza full
of lemons and
custard, which was
Rotten and smelly
and so he
was a thief
by going to
the mine, when
he ate the
awesome swimming pool
of awesomeness which
Rain was swimming
Edit:
8)
in when she
(Didn't you mean to capitalize the 'R' in 'rain'? ;D)
embarrassingly lost her
phone which was
(Much better. ;D)
in her hair
while she was
danceing with the
Abbey with Leatho
(Teeheehee! I figured, if you brought me in (though technically I brought myself in :P), I'd bring you in. ;D)
so they had
( :D)
strawberry fizz and
(Hmm, maybe we could bring some other unsuspecting members in on this... ;D)
pulled WarriorOfMossflower in
as well as
my underpants there
which rachel25 wore
proudly az Doctor
Watson and Sherlock
Holmes specially designed
By none other
than dr. Bruce...
(I don't have underpants like that :P)
printed on it
, vhich cauzed ze
elephant to explode
( :P)
when she laughed
with a high-
lowing voice, she
[lowing voice? wha?]
also exploded into
[being creative]
fits of laughter
(fits* sorry, see the pet peeve thread)
Destroying everything within
{happy now?}
hearing distance, which
cauzed anozer Big
Animal to jump
up 'appily. Ze
Dog fell off
the floor with
a frog. Jane
Held up the
Green Frog and
Threw it into
the chicken's feet
which the car
evilly ran over
durin' ze zolztice
of summer, after
eating cows and
Left miss. Duskwuerthy
Was slowly walking...
In a circle
Around the Belltower
vhen ze badger
Ambrevina Rockflash, began
to pelt her
then she cried
because Diggs had
a pet tigger
with a goldfish
in it Stomach
vhile Zcyzer battled
with a huge
badger like constance ;D
after which her
sword broke and
Mask fell intae
Rachel25's fish soup
so she cried
and died. Why
did Rachel die?
a super secret
agent.That hated
fish food and
muddy water that
was rather disgusting
and made you
look like a
dragon because it
was green and
Darth Rivan ate
A big fish
leopard that was
Frozen in tree
zap, vhich Jurazzic
Park workers took
Rainshadow to the
moviez, vhere Weird
Al Yankovic started
Which came from
a monkey's banana
that was blown
away by the
smell of the
tulips and the
wave of rats
who were going
to a dance
where the evil
queen Rain and
her minion, Rainy,
(haha nice^^)
And they fell
(Why, thank you! ;D)
into a waltz
(Nice save, I know. ;))
( 8))
which went on
for an hour
after dark and
then some more!
Hot lava hit
the room and
burnt up the....
house and the
rain put the
(Rain as in water, not me. ;))
fire out when
suddenly, the ceiling
came falling down
(,) but no one
got out of
(Grr, I was aiming for 'No one was harmed'! :P)
doing the limbo
(haha)
which was very
Surprised to see
that the dog
Had eaten all
the cake for
(Lol, you beat me to it, Leatho! I was gonna say the same thing!)
Rain and Rainy
Farted with glee
when he saw
(wow, never had that one before)
the maid fly
Through the window
on her dragon
Covered in Spinach
and ice cream
Cherry on top
who was eaten
By the dog
and then was
stabbed right through
the cake that
fell on Rain's
(No need the thank me)
(Grrr... ;))
friend, Leatho's head
(Teeheehee! ;D)
which he ate
( :D)
unhappily while Rainy
stepped on Rain's
chocolates and made
her dress chocolaty
and rather yummy
which hares ate
rather quickly, but
the fox was
very unhappy, because
the mouse died
before he ate
it, so it
threw a fit
and brough some
Chocolate Muffins of
Great deadly deliciousness.
So the fox
ate them and
fell over dead
due to heart
attack, his vixen
had made him
A birthday cake
to eat but
she ate it
because she had
nothing else to
with her time.
As the moon
dreamed of sunshine,
It began to
rain like a
storm, I'm singing
about yachts and
Big fishes to...
which made the
Flabbergasted knight want...
tae deztroy Earth
And eat cake with a......................
knife that killed
the dog that
's master was
very unhappy with
the way his
dog was acting
Somwhere over the...
rainbow, so he
charged down the
vermin hord that
Tripped over a..
vermin hord that..
took a mousemaid
and hit her
then a hero
jumped in and...
saved her and
ze zmav mooze
Killed the hero
and everyone died. (Teeheehee! ;D)
It's The END
After which the
zquad carz in
Red Riding Hood's
horse, who rode
To the castle
on a hippo
when she hugged
A ballerinas shoes
which then decided
tae zue 'er,
so she could
eat Chinese food.
When she ate
some white cake
she threw up
P.S: This is the 123600th post on the Forum yet made!!! Really!
and she died
and then lived
In pool of
the idea that
sadness was king
of all Mossflower
and hope was
a daughter of
Queen Triumph, who
had more cows
and even more
horses than the
stable boy at
Disneyland, where people
eat candy corn
and dance on
Mars with Rainshadow
And then Cornflower!!
Slapped a catfish.
The catfish was
Ungatt Trunn's pet
who ate Ungatt's
Chocolate cake, then
Puked it out.
because he had
cat hair in
his mouth, but
He was trying
to kick up
some dust that
were made by
Ungatt's bluehord army
who's handsome soldiers
had run away
To a far
abbey called redwall
Where the awesome
flying purple hare
Transformed into a
HUGE fluffy bunny
who loved Dupstep
& wanted to join
A mad scientist
in blowing up
the long Patrol
while in the
searat ship off
Poopstain, Tx while
Leatho Shellhound decided
that a bath
would be bad
for the rats
who loved shiny-things
in the kitchen
where cheese exploded
when Deadmau5 came
and saw the
lion eating the
expensive electric guitar
And played dubstep
while dancing on
a glassfull of
purple lunar slime
which was very
slippery, great for
Dancing, meaning, and!
falling down a
Staircase of doom
to die in
The deep void!
xD!
falling on calypso's
new clean purse
on her island
made her lash
out at the
nearest saloon that
drunken cowboys where
shooting each other
And missing badly
when a train
killed everyone and
had rain as
a moving target
to capture for
A evil penguin
who wanted to
Eat everyone's waffles
That contain fish
and blue seeds
that leak acid
and kill everybody
who ate them
except for me
but only when
You where in
a giant tub
At the giant...
Palace of imminent
Doom and destruction.
That rests not
For your soul...
is made of
Goody goody gumdrops
that melt in
Super-heated plasma beams
that came from
A magma turret
that Bella had
Turned over onto...
the dark side
were Luke Skywalker
was Vader's son
and he was
Crying in a
bunch of bannanas
While sandwich-sauce-ia was
having civil war
With King Lucias,
who was eating
BoBerry biscuits and
jam made of
Unearthly space veggies
which had whacked
a blue baboon
until it had
eaten all his
force lightning energy
that Zeus had
triedto hide in
(That is three letters right? ;D )
a jelly pot
made out of
a funny metal
While Sausage Link
(Zelda pun for the win!)
Ate the potatoes
and then Leatho
was the hero
of the day
. . . While sausage Link ate the potatoes. And then Leatho was the hero of the day. . . .
How do I finish that sentence? It's not grammatically correct because it was just finished. . .
. . .was the hero of the day. . .
So Leatho jumped????
and hit his
fist in Vermin's
soft, white tail
And he exploded (the vermin)
in tune with
a sharp C
by electric guitar
that was made
MARTIN THE WARRIOR
is not dead
but Rose died
Because she puked
rainbows into the
Fort of Marshank
where stoats murder
giant watermelons from
giant green gears
and they fall
into a pit
filled with lava
which starts exploding
into the sky
filled with white
Fluffy clouds that
Turned the air
into a deadly
ATMOS war bomb
which decided to
Make the earth
Become very dead
choking on dust
so everyone would
Get totally dead
which is horrible
Because it was...
it was to...
hard gray and
small. He ran
Into a wall
while I was
laughing at him
and reading a
boring school book
which he wanted
to hit me
with b/c icecream
is really cold
and yummy to
but he hates
mud pies which
or made out
Of cookie dough
When not made...
With mud from
the dirty ground
Correctly. He began...
To dig up
A huge humantooth
That is two
thousand feet by
Forty cubits by
Two inches, because
it was huge.
He then proceeded
To cut a
Giant pig in
The magical unicorn
was flying threw
A rainbow hoop
that tasted like
Fried cabbage with
boiled squirrel brains
That smelled like...
Rotten pig sties
inside a big
100 foot silo
That tried to
Launch a missile...
tae Marz, vhere
it found a
Nosvengalac belnorforality lorem.
Meanvhoile, volez 'ad
gone extinct because
of atrocious lizards
that eat voles.
And other animals
also went extinct
because of meteors
that had to
eat joyful walruses.
And also fly
to Pluto where
They began to
unfold into giant
Fish shaped rocks
and crash into
Five million pieces
vhich morphed intae
A rock creature
With giant tentacles
of evil darkness
That could shoot
powerful magic lasers
Which blew up
the government buildings
Which were actually
a giant spaceship
that could transform
Into an ostrich
with laser eyes!
Suddenly a huge
'ippogryph ate aphid
While dancing on
the ostrich thing
And yelling, "Hey,
what are you
doing up there?"
it was stupid
and totally dumb
And smelled like
a stupid thing
Lorem Ipsum Dolor.
Sometimes I think
that they were
all completely insane
, an' zen ah
Flying stoat will
die in the
Middle of a
Huge smelly poo
that smelled like
Completely odorless stuff
that really stank
just like cats
With a hairball
on their heads
and their paws
Were drenched with
Tons of sweat
Which danced in
A green bog...
to live in
A rancid hut.
moo and moo
Felt very tired
because they ate
some extra pies ;D
that were deeper
Than the sewers
in London. Meanwhile,
Toby was making
toys for a
Kid in Switzerland
Who was eaten...
By an earthworm...
Who's name was...
Bill the blacksmith.
He was dying.
So he decided...
To try living...
But he died...
So he failed.
But strangely succeeded...
To write a...
Book about narwhals...
Who like swimming...
In lava pits...
and ice pools...
And drink acid...
That tastes amazing...
So they made...
On the moon...
A big cat...
Named Steve Evenstar...
Who was knighted
by the Queen..
left in disgrace...
and ate computers...
then hated hiself...
for being slobbish...
and eating sluggards...
and pooping everywhere.
(Seriously?!)
He was rude...
(First thing that came to mind..:P)
...and terribly disturbing...
especially at school...
when he kicked..
A huge rock...
with his toe...
it hurt him...
And comforted himself...
He was schizophrenic.
And ate chips.
his other personality...
Who's named Doug
didn't like chips...
But he did...
eat acid frequently...
angering his dentist...
which burned his..
second toe from...
Washing his feet
in acid and...
smelled like roses
he was boiled...
In a cauldron
By Constance...
Who was really...
A big fat
Badger in Redwall...
who was cannibalistic...
And angry about
Her dead goose...
That had platinum
laser death eyes... ;D ;D ;D ;D
That he used
To carve turkey...
And to fry
Spiders and babies...
and eat Constance...
But he couldn't...
Tie his shoes...
So he didn't
Eat a sandwich
But he did
conquer Redwall Abbey...
By using eight
grey October clouds...
Which had been
Used to make
a chicken pie.
And early morning...
The chicken was...
early morning dew...
not Mountain Dew...
But Dr. Pepper
breathed in pepper...
And wanted to...
Eat a bunch
of grapes inside...
of his Batcave... (One word! HAHAHAHA!!! ;D ;D ;D)
To prove that
He wasn't crazy
though everyone knew
That sanity wasn't
even slightly legal...
If you live...
In southern Indiana
Or North Carolina....
where there are...
lots of trees...
And the grass...
somewhere is green...
but sometimes purple
Never pink though...
then you might
eat some cheese
Just for fun
and he died
a long, painful
violent death by
falling into a
miserable steep hole
full of sheep
and really big
Laser-eyed skeletal elephants
the owner of
which was a
big evil 8)
who had a
extra pair of
leggings for every
gullible adventurer who
threw halflings off
tiny pink mounds
Who then ran
into the river
which ran by
A large castle
which was by
another large castle
which contained a
smaller castle that
contained teddy bears
filled with tasty
gummy worms that
tasted like chicken
and despair, which
could kill you
so the castle
was totally empty.
However, four adventurers
ventured within and
found angry trolls
and chased them
into the dungeons
which were full...
of happy trolls
who loved moths
kung-fu-chopped their keyboard
and also their
bright red tablecloths.
The next day
the four adventurers
named, John, George
Henry, and Esmeralda
went to the
ship with an
big iron ram
who was cute
and rammed other
rams with love
and great anger
not to mention
it hatred for
dying sheep and
worm-infested squid
muffins, which tasted
like dyed toothpaste
and old socks,
and grilled cheese.
with a smidge
of dried blue
eggs and bacon.
The hungry adventurers
ran towards the
pile of pancakes
and sea of
syrup, and they
soon reached the
food and started
feasting on dried
fish instead of
frozen tuna sandwiches.
and giant pancakes
full of tiny
globs of butter
Which burned like
ten suns and
melted the river
and the big
fat dog and
It burned the
Emperor's Space Marine.
who were clad
in power armour.
and holding powerful
electric fly swaters
and small green
Fuzzy caterpillars with...
green hair and
long purple toes
And scottish accents
on every document
from the Queen
Who hated all
hares, badgers, mountains
But mostly weird ...
Daemons of Chaos.
who loved eating...
Dark Elf souls.
and light orc
Magicianz, vho vandered
the Bulgarian countryside
flaying many cows
and eating mushrooms
by the seashore
The large octopus
had twelve children
each of which
(cool idea)
looked very scared
But also hungry
that was bad
very, very bad
Now they went
to the circus
to see the
fat acrobatic elephant
who walked over
a slim tightrope
and fell onto
a skimpy thin
net made of
nylon stockings that
snapped when they
touched it slightly
Now they ran
far away from
the man who
cut the tightrope
ran at the
elephant who liked
peanuts and leaves
and only said
But one word
which was 'blop'
And the audience
roared out with
the sound of
an incredibly large
unhealthy goat sneeze
that shook the
entire cattle ranch
that was by
an amazing wonderful
incredibly awesome person
who ate mushrooms
that were really
...poisonous. The End.
the story never
ended until today
but it never
began anew, due
to the fact
that "The End"
signaled the ending
that really never
stopped us before
and never will
until the end
that never actually
will come, because
it inevitably cannot
happen because Wites
is wonderfully posting
complete nonsense. However...
Seb posts unsophisticatly
yet very accurately ;D
while not really
being that unsophisticatly
skilled he only
was awesome unlike...()*&&*^^%%$$#$%
a rabid goose
who was actually
related to an
Einstein who was
an amazingly awesome
but didn't know
how to do
the chicken dance
in the middle
of the road
wearing a pink
bow-tie that looked
like Wites' nose ;D
which is quite
large, but now
is spotted and
is covered with
Easter egg dye
the colors of
Seb's hair and
Wites' big eyes
which together make
the color green
like summer grass
(what color is your hair?!)
which is a
lot like vomit
that turned into
a sky crystal
that shines like
bottom of the
ocean so deep
on a cloud
so long that
our eyes burn
They feel like
hot chili peppers
time to do
a somersault and
slap wites face >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Wites slaps Kreg
and Tungro laughs
and kreg dies
and so did
Billy the Buffalo
who is green
and covered in
blue mustaches that
Grew out of
his pores and
The earth that
surrounded his garden
A garden gnome
named Larry had
three eyes that
ate ten chickens
in one bite
and then the
bear with the
dounut on its
nose which looks
like a big
fat piece of
(psst, check your Ranger Apprentice topic, i'm having some trouble signing up)
beef and then
he wiggled his
three eyes so
it intimidated everyone
and then the
Chickens killed the
big ugly elephant
in cold blood
The ring master
Stabbed the guy
in the face
then the crowd
threw a large
hadron collider at
That person called
Mildred the Fairy
Who was a
big fan of
Redwall, the nerd.
When the people
screamed like frogs
People were Losing
all their self-control (Is that four)
not knowing what
would happen next.
They jumped and
Fell into a
Pit of giant
Snakes and sand
And then they
Discovered that the
Giants chicken with
Wings made of
Unicorn flesh and
smelly scales screamed
then they were
run over by
A giant dog
who's name was
Clifford the big
pug, who could
Fly fazter zan
a drugged snail
while sleeping, then
he saw roaches
who were crawling
into a furnace
But they stopped.
Because the saw
Something huge, fat
ugly, slimy and
it looked like (person's name)
Donald trump's face.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 14, 2019, 09:49:18 PM
Donald trump's face.
Hmm... *Wants to open a discussion about this but doesn't want to argue so...* :P
The snails continued...
Where'd the snails come from?
to crawl towards
the unwary dibbuns.
Grey, Wayway, Sebbie
Who were also...
three food lovers.
A fourth dibbun...
Named One-Eye
ate two snails
and spat them
Half way across
The whole forum
and then the
Snails hit the
ground and died.
They were known...
To only the
Hares of the
Long Patrol and
The RRR's people.
They'll surely be
Resurrected by an
Exciting, large, and
Scary man, Kreg
Has an interesting
thought of how...
Snails might take
there own lives
using porcelain toilet
A hammer and
a huge sabre
made of cardboard.
Happily, there was
also a sheild
Made of human
toenail clippingz, vhich
did not work.
Instead, there happened
to be a
Silver, steel looking
AK-47 which was
spotted purple and
green and covered
in slime. When
there was a
Lumpy, round, and
blue pug which
liked to eat
the witch's flowers.
"What?" said the
angry turtle who
played soccer badly
While running around
Twelve separate houses
at dinner time.
What is this
atrocity? Thought the
giant spotty penguin
with the green
bow tie and
yellow boots. His
mother's name was
Melissa Bareboont of
Yeet yeet yeet
Castle. Her grandfather
Yeet yeet yeet
Had a stupid
pig with carrots
Yeet yeet yeet
Was a wildcat
who had swallowed
Martin's sword because
He had a
terrible throat disease
Which rendered him
Unconscious if he
burped. One day
A penguin walked
into a green
And evil duck
that liked eating
Kiwi fruits and
Penguins that said
I don't like
People who say
things that are
Insulting to penguins
when they are
In the middle
of the lake
. In the middle
of the huge
Potato which was
green because it
Had been grown
in the wrong
Area of ground
beside the very
Magical purple carrots
that needed all
The magic that
grew potatoes so
fast that they
Would fly when
Hamster emperor screams
his own name
so loud that
children everywhere instantly
plopped over from
sheer terror and
the commotion caused
a woman named
Bertha Macfrega to
eat a microwave
containing a skull
that knows magic
and a snake
with incendiary bullets
and a very
cuddly, friendly Capybara
who loved to
eat the souls
of her enemies
and her friends
and their friends
and their famiy
So now the
Capybara met some
Angels as she
recovered from being
Eaten. They also
Flew to the
strange creature that
Had a poisonous
Bump on its
Back that had
Popped opan and
Summoned another Capybara
And a dinosaur
(I was aiming for 'poisonous wart on the end of its nose', but that works too.)
Who Then hugged...
The capybara and
They Ran off
To speak incorrect
Grammatical errors that...
Were correct because
Weird dictionary entries...
Are always correct
, except when they
have dirt smudges
. In fact, if
They don't eat
, they lose their
Pages, and can
turn into a
Unhealthy hard-cover version
of the greatest
And yet worst
Book ever written
, which is the
Harry Potter Series
. Oh snap, did
I just do
A heinous crime?
It seems that
I have, so
I should just
Enter the basement
And find a
Memory wiping black
Man breaking a
Faucet in a
Yellow and turquoise
onesie. Yes, that
Was a dream
I once had
After taking sertraline.
Don't do drugs,
Or you'll end
Up with a
serious case of
Eggy-itis, which makes
You smell of
Eggs, vinegar, and
Vinegar, which means
Double negatives will
Die in their
self-made graves of
(self-made is technically one word, probably)
Dirt, water, and
Yellow, creamy custard
. It's sad really,
They never got
To ride in...
A potato car
Or even see
A great, big...
Round, red, heavy
Circular, Terrifying, dog.