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Badrang: I told you to make me a sandwich with roasted fish and provolone on rye. You put cheddar on it you dimwit!
How dare you say my shadow puppets aren't realistic!!! >:(
Badrang: "Got your nose!" *cackles insanely while soldier is shocked*
Badrang: Ok, guess what this quote's from: All for one and one for all!
Soldier: ???
Badrang: What did I tell you about winning? I'm always suppose to win!
Soldier: It was just a game of cards!
Badrang: Hey! What do you think you're doing? I told you to guard the slaves!!!
Soldier: But...but..sir...I just took a little break!
Badrang: You're not allowed to take breaks, you nithead! Git back up on those walls NOW!!!
Badrang: Didn't I tell you that the slaves would escape? You're a dimwitted lily-livered swab eared wretch! What are you?
Red curtains? I told you to get PINK curtains with lace trim!
Badrang:Let's dance....
Badrang I aint dancin with a dimwit like you frog belly
"What did you do to me!? You gave me a shirt that doesn't fit me! Guess I'll have to make it work somehow..."
Badrang:How do you like this pose?Or this one?
Soldier:(http://redwallabbey.com/forum/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)
Badrang: To be or NOT to be! THAT is the question!
*leans in close* Bet you didn't know I could quote Shakespere, huh?
Soldier: Um....
Badrang: And it got closer, and closer, and RAAAHHH! The monster leapt at the poor weasel and goobled him up!
"ACK! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FACE?"
... And from that day forward, Badrang never left the house without a paper bag over his head and named it "The bag o' shame".
Badrang:"Go and get me a chocolate milkshake and don't you dare come back with vanilla"
badrang: ...so if u dived the common denominator with the hypothisis tht a therom has absolute value to the angle of the circle...
I don't even look like you! I'm not your brother, you toad!
badrang: do u see that sky cause its beautifle
soldier: ???
Give me your lunch money
i like your picture can you tell me how to get a picture please ?
Badrang: You..............you ...................fool!!!!!!!
buckler go to goggle and on a card save a pic on a card then on the forum click on your name in red now on the leftside there is a an icon that says (forum personal info) click on it then it will says do you have your own pic click yes then it will say browse click on it find your pic and your done
badrang: YOU IDJIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL THE FERRET
soldier: "gurgle"
Who's badrang again? Sorry... ???
"No! how DARE you chase after those slaves?! The author WANTED them to escape, so the are GOING to escape nomatter WHAT you do!"
soldier: "But Badrang you told us to re-take the slaves!"
badrang: NO I DIDNT. badrang punches soldire*
If you dare to even touch my chicken again I'll personally have you scut for lunchmeat
hahaahahahahahahaha :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D you guys crack me up
YOU ATE MY COOKIE! That cookie was paw-baked by the slaves of Marshank!
Quote from: Icefire on October 06, 2011, 01:59:21 AM
Badrang: To be or NOT to be! THAT is the question!
*leans in close* Bet you didn't know I could quote Shakespere, huh?
Soldier: Um....
haha!! love it!
Grrrr! I wish I was general Grevous! That way I could dispose of useless trash!
Soldier: !?!? ???
Quote from: Matthias720 on September 19, 2011, 05:43:27 PM
Red curtains? I told you to get PINK curtains with lace trim!
My favorite quote.
Badrang: FLUTTERSHY IS THE GREATEST PONY OUT OF ALL OF THE MANE SIX. Anyone who disagrees will be fired-
Soldier: I disagree.
Badrang: -out of a cannon into the sun.
Soldier: ...But, m'lord, we don't have a cannon.
Badrang: We'll find one.
Quote from: KaiTheDog on April 07, 2012, 12:06:41 AM
Badrang: FLUTTERSHY IS THE GREATEST PONY OUT OF ALL OF THE MANE SIX. Anyone who disagrees will be fired-
Soldier: I disagree.
Badrang: -out of a cannon into the sun.
Soldier: ...But, m'lord, we don't have a cannon.
Badrang: We'll find one.
Hows about a mangonel! (catapult)
*fwingggg!*
Aaaauuugggghhhh!!!!!!....
*ffftt!*
Badrang: I am going to punch on the count of 3.
1....
2....
5....
Soldier: 3 sir
Badran: 3!
soldier: i took an arrow to the knee, sir
badrang: shut up, stupid
Badrang: You see this hand? It's gonna go right through your gullet if ya don't tell what happened.
Soilder: Sir, the prisoners were just singing Ring-Around-The-Rosy.
Badrang: That's what they want you ta think.
Badrang: thank your lucky tars your gettin off easy, I'll jist give you 20 lasehes
Soldier: Uhh. sir it's Stars, not tars!
Badrang: Oh! So you want me to Star tar you!?
Soldier: Wha?!? What is that supposed to mean?!
Badrang: I dunno, your the one who said to tar star you!
Soldier: ?
Badrang: I said charge you dimwit not run, You are so in for it!!!
Soldier: ??? What did I do wrong???