I can't believe I'm doing this.
Anyway. Welcome to the fort constructed of cardboard boxes, pillows, and blankets. Fighting is allowed and encouraged, as long as you:
1. Leave your armies at the gate (Personal escorts allowed)
2. Keep the PPing/GMing to a minimum
3. Throw away your shipping hat as you enter the gate
and 4. Do not steal other people's weapons and abilities for more than three of your posts.
I think that's reasonable, don't you? I didn't say NO PPing/GMing, now did I? Just keep it down.
Now, let the friendly arguing, head-smashing, and general destruction begin.
Can I bring my Jerry? He's my platypus. No? Well, too bad. I don't care!
Hmm, he might not fit, being all giant and mutated...
/me zaps his Jerry with a shrink ray.
/me shrinks to normal size and loses its fire-breathing powers.
Okay, now can I come in? No? Well, too bad. I don't care!
/me throws Jerry at a wall, blasting a large hole in it, and strolls in.
/me walks in
'Sup.
Heck yeah a pillow fort!!!
*Instantly falls asleep
*Eats a pillow*
*Shakes frying pan at Groddil* The idea isn't to break the fort! I spent a lot of time building this!
*crawls in* Got any extremely fluffy blankets?
*Throws wet fluffy blanket at Rosie's head*
*Smacks at Corn with a huge pillow*
Ha! I haven't had a pillow fight in a few weeks. Far too long!
POCKETS! *Tacklehugs Pockets then returns the smack with another pillow*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 18, 2016, 01:11:03 AM
*Throws wet fluffy blanket at Rosie's head*
Eww!! Why is it wet?
Sowwee...
/me uses Jerry to plug the hole in the wall, then zaps him with a growth ray.
Will that do?
*Patiently suffers being tacklehugged, then smashes Groddil with a pillow*
Join in, Grods! The pillowfight won't wait forever!
/me ducks behind Jerry, who scratches Wylder with his poisonous toe.
No.
PILLOWFIGHT!!!
/me whacks Groddil with a pillow.
WHAAAAAAAAAT??!!!! No shipping? Then I can't enter! ;D
/me air guitars like Scott Pilgrim
*Goes to sleep*
You know, I'm literally the most pacifist person in (most) Cellar Threads. Can't change that know.
*Smashes Gonff with a pillow. Goes to sit down by the fire that isn't setting anything on fire. ;D
*Still sleeps soundly*
*Beats Gonff over the head with a book until he wakes up. Then leaves before Corn finds me and attacks me with a frying pan.*
*Bursts through the walls and strikes a pose like a Pillar Man*
WAMUU!
o.O Hot dang he's a deep sleeper.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 18, 2016, 05:34:41 PM
o.O Hot dang he's a deep sleeper.
I have a feeling I sleep even sounder than that in real life :P
Lucky. :P
/me holds his tounge
*rises like a ghost, still wrapped in a blanket* BOOOOOOOO~~~
*creepy voice* BOOOOOOOOO~~~
*Is still sleeping
*hovers across the bed like a ghost*
*creepy voice again, now even louder* BOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~
*suddenly leaps on the bed while making the loudest "BOO" sound ever*
*pours a bucketful of cold water on Gonff*
Well if he wont wake up, *draws on Gonff's face with a pen*
/me simply swats Sage's pillow away.
/me curls up in a corner, buried under pillows and blankets.
Quote from: Groddil on August 18, 2016, 11:42:16 PM
/me simply swats Sage's pillow away.
/me curls up in a corner, buried under pillows and blankets.
(you can just type
/me for your own name)
/me gleefully dumps blankets and pillows over Groddil, hoping to suffocate him inter neath the weight.
Quote from: Sagetip on August 19, 2016, 02:05:25 AM
Quote from: Groddil on August 18, 2016, 11:42:16 PM
/me simply swats Sage's pillow away.
/me curls up in a corner, buried under pillows and blankets.
(you can just type /me for your own name)
/me gleefully dumps blankets and pillows over Groddil, hoping to suffocate him inter neath the weight.
I know, that's what I did. But if you edit or quote it, it shows up in square brackets anyway.
/me snoozes lightly, breathing through a funnel and not being suffocated.
*Still Sleeps soundly while having a dream of swimming*
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 19, 2016, 03:57:33 AM
*Still Sleeps soundly while having a dream of swimming*
/me still sleeps soundly while having a dream of drowning in oil.
/me sleeps soundly while being eaten by walruses...or is it walri? ;D
everyone is sleeping this is the most peaceful the cellars will ever be
*snores deathly loud* *rolls over and falls into a water balloon pit*
/me stuffs feathers down Groddil's funnel.
The one fighting topic I make, no one fights. :P Of course.
We're fighting, though!
/me continues shoving feathers down Groddil's funnel.
If you insist.
/me beats Sage with pillows.
Pillow fight!
*Starts pummeling Dask with a pillow*
*is drowning in water balloons*
*Pause sin pummeling Dask and extends a hand to Rosie*
*grabs hand and pulls self out* So that's why the blankets were wet . . .
Yerp. *Goes back to pummeling Dask*
*is still sleeping*
*Throws a wet blanket on Galli*
*Still Sleeps Soundly*
This thread probably gives me the most sleep I've had in weeks :P
same
/me breaks several pillows over Corn's head.
*Knock, knock.*
Here we come a-caroling among the leaves so green!
Here we come a-conquering so fair to be seen!
/me grabs more pillows.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 22, 2016, 04:15:53 PM
/me breaks several pillows over Corn's head.
Hey! *Throws more pillows at Dask's head*
*Grabs stuffed animals and puts on a play*
*Watches the play* O.O
/me throws pillows at corn for target practice.
/me throws pillows at Peony.
*Ducks pillows* Better try better than that!
*looks at Russa's expression* *stops teddy bear slowly murdering a stuffed turtle* What? You don't like it?
/me throws pillows at Peony's feet and head.
*Skips to the side*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 25, 2016, 05:26:15 PM
*looks at Russa's expression* *stops teddy bear slowly murdering a stuffed turtle* What? You don't like it?
No, no, I like it. That face meant that I was interested. ;D
Oh ;D *continues*
*An emissary from THE GRAND UNIBUNNY SPARKLE HORDE*
*He seeks out the queen of this pillow fortation, handing her a note*
Nasparklepoleon Bonaparty is preparing his army to march from the DASTARDLY AND DIABOLICAL TOILET PAPER FORT. Prepare your artillery and soldiers... For hell is on its way.
*he drops dead dramatically from exhaustion, after running many miles from the DASTARDLY AND DIABOLICAL TOILET PAPER FORT*
*Smashes Corn with a pillow, sending her into a nearby couch.* ;D
(Sorry for the PPing. just wanted to do that. ;D)
/me wakes up, throws a molotov cocktail at the Toilet Paper Fort, and snuggles back into his fire-proof sleeping bag.
*Picks Groddil up and throws him into the burning Toilet Paper Fort.* ;D >:D
/me is unharmed due to being zipped up inside his fire-proof sleeping bag.
*Throws pillows at Rosie*
FREEDOM FOR STUFFED ANIMALS!
*Pretends pillow is an Avalanche * *Angry stares at Ashe* You just brutally murdered my actors! I'm supposed to do that!
Hundreds of sparkely bunnies with unicorn horns of pinks and purples and all colors of the rainbow give a valiant charge.
*finally wakes up*
hey what'd i miss?
YOU MISSED YOUR DOOM.
*Revs up chainaxe*
oh bummer am i too late?
Quote from: Delthion on August 25, 2016, 11:35:48 PM
*Smashes Corn with a pillow, sending her into a nearby couch.* ;D
(Sorry for the PPing. just wanted to do that. ;D)
::)
*Is smashed into couch before ale to reply to messenger*
Quote from: Bonaparte on August 28, 2016, 04:55:04 AM
Hundreds of sparkely bunnies with unicorn horns of pinks and purples and all colors of the rainbow give a valiant charge.
Oh dear. *Waves hand and fireballs retaliate*
And pillows!
/me throws pillows above, below. and to each side of Peony.
*Tuckjumps** Dang, thanks for the exercise!
* If you don't know what a tuckjump is, it's this: You jump, bring your knees up to your chest, and you can bring your chest to your knees while bringing your knees up
/me hurls pillows below, at around, above and in between Corn.
Don't ask me how that works... ;D
/me sighs.
/me walks up to Peony and hit her with a pillow.
Quote from: Delthion on August 29, 2016, 10:24:30 PM
/me hurls pillows below, at around, above and in between Corn.
Don't ask me how that works... ;D
* Turns sideways and c-jumps**
*C-jumps is when jump arching your back and end up looking like a C in the air
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 29, 2016, 10:32:46 PM
/me sighs.
/me walks up to Peony and hit her with a pillow.
*Is hit* *Laughs and smacks Dask over the head with another pillow*
/me cautiously opens the door.
Is this topic safe? :P
*Hides pillow behind back* Yeah, yeah, of course. Now c'mere, I wanna tell you something. . . . . 8-) 8(
/me narrows his eyes.
Pleeeeaaaaasssseeeee!
/me rolls his eyes.
...Fine. ::)
/me walks over to Corn.
YAY! *Whips pillow from behind back and smacks Kit on the head* HAHA GOT YA!
That's all. ;D :))
Haha, very funny. ::)
/me jumps in a pile of pillows, then sighs contentedly.
Now this is what I think of when I think of a pillow fort.
*Repeatedly smashes Kit over the head with a pillow. Then pummels Corn on both side of the head at once! ;D
/me glares at Del from where he was laying.
Spoiler
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxah5R7fL1qi3kq8.gif)
Ah dinnae ken what that is!
(I can't see it...) ;D
Let me try a different source. ;)
Meh... *Blasts Plugg with a Phoenix and goes to pummel Gonff with a pillow.* ;D
I can't find a non-tumblr source. :P It's an angry Jim Hawkins.
I saw what you had there actually. ;D
Hm, alright.
/me crosses his arms behind his head and closes his eyes.
*Pummels Corn and Ashe and Daskar and Ash and Kit at the same time.*
*Leaps on Del's back* *Starts beating him around the head with a pillow*
/me can't find the picture of a troll being beaten by Merry and Pippin.
/me tries to grab Corn several times, finally succeeds after being pummeled multiple times, and hurls her on the couch.
And then the teddy bear was successful in brutally murdering the turtle. The End ;D *bows*
And then ZE DOOMPENGUIN marched on the teddy bear.
:o :o :o :o :o Al da pepl ned 2 run!
*Is hurled onto couch* *Bounces back* Oh look. They're bring in OP penguins and turtles and teddy bears. Time to leave.
rn pny rn!
/me watches Rosie run towards him to the exit, waits for just the right time, smashes Rosie with a pillow hurling her backwards. ;D
ow!!!! u hrt me!
/me is still relaxing on a pile of pillows.
/me removes all of the pillows that Kit is sitting/lying on and then pummels him with a pillow. ;D
/me eats a baby carrot*
/me smashes both Russa and the baby carrot into the ground. ;D
/me stabs Del's eyes out with the baby carrot*
/me puts my eyes back in and pounds the baby carrot into dust with a pillow.
/me sits on a pile of pillows and watches in amusement, while eating ice cream*
*Was about to bounce on Kit and his pile of pillows* Del, you meanie.
*skips around in circles*
*Pounds Rosie into Kit and the Corn into Kit. ;D*
ow! u hrt me agan!
/me gathers pillows again and scowls at Del.
/me takes all of the pillows from Kit and hides them. ;D Then smashes him with a pillow.
/me hisses
I will cut you.
And I will pummel you.
/me pummels Kit with a pillow. ;D
/me snatches pillow from Del.
That's enough.
/me gets pillows back and jumps into the pile.
Meh...
*Throws Corn and Rosie on top of Kit.* ;D
/me screams but can do nothing
;D
/me gets off of Kit
*Breaks Del's nose with my Magical Baby Carrot*
/me smashes the real Russa Nodrey that is on this forum, into dust with a pillow.
*Utterly annihilates Delthion with a pillow*
Wheee! *Lands* Owwww. Sorry, Kit, you okay?
*Is pounded by a pillow. Smashes Ashe into the couch with a pillow. ;D*
I'm a bit bruised but I'll live.
/me snuggles back into the pillows.
Good to hear! Can I snuggle with you, or should I go make my own pillow pile? :P
I don't mind if you don't make it weird. :P
Keony.
/me spins a pistol.
Hm? What was that?
/me shouts.
"KEONY!!!"
/me smashes Kit into the ground with a pillow. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 13, 2016, 02:46:41 AM
/me smashes the real Russa Nodrey that is on this forum, into dust with a pillow.
*Shakes head sadly* That poor, poor hologram.
But it was the real Russa, so that doesn't work... ;D
Ah, poor Del. He seems to be delusional. ::)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 15, 2016, 01:07:30 AM
Quote from: Delthion on September 13, 2016, 02:46:41 AM
/me smashes the real Russa Nodrey that is on this forum, into dust with a pillow.
*Shakes head sadly* That poor, poor hologram.
No I think she is... ;D
Quote from: Kitsune on September 14, 2016, 06:16:33 PM
I don't mind if you don't make it weird. :P
Why would I do that? *Curls into a comfy ball*
Quote from: Delthion on September 14, 2016, 10:16:55 PM
/me shouts.
"KEONY!!!"
/me smashes Kit into the ground with a pillow. ;D
I don't like you. What part of 'friends' do you not get? :P
Quote from: Delthion on September 15, 2016, 02:03:10 AM
But it was the real Russa, so that doesn't work... ;D
Yes, it does. ;D
/me runs in with a bean bag!
*As the Otter Outlaw runs in, I pound him back out the door with a pillow.* ;D
Walks back in like...
(http://incharacter.org/_media/uploads/images/sidebar/true-grit-side.jpg)
Rubber bands at the ready
/me uses giant couch cushion as shield and slams into Leatho, flinging him back out the door. ;D
/me lands in pillow pile
*Gets out of pillows and tackles Del*
/me is tackled and pounds Corn with a pillow.
*Beats Del over the head with a pillow*
Quote from: Delthion on September 21, 2016, 07:50:28 PM
/me is tackled and pounds Corn with a pillow.
*Clings to Del's back*
/me fires a pillow launcher, which is basically a cannon that fires pillows, at Del*
/me beats Corn off with a pillow, and smashes Russa onto the couch with another pillow, swings at Amber and fells her just as she fires the cannon, flinging me backwards. ;D
/me hands Del a pillowcase filled with cannonballs
*Smashes Del with a pillowcase full of neutron star*
^^Densest material in the universe that isn't black hole matter.
*Is beaten off* *Makes pillow mound* *Curls up in pillows*
*Is gravitationally stuck to my neutron star pillow*
/me watches Wylder fling pillows that are stuck to him at me, and watches as Wylder rebounds off of the Skarzs abs that I just gave myself. ;D
A single teaspoon of neutron star matter weighs more than 1,000,000,000 tons. Not even Skarzs abs will help you against that.
Skarzs abs can withstand a god of Norse Mythology, they can withstand puny Neutron Star.
(Don't spoil Beyond, I haven't seen it yet. ;D)
the Shellhound defends the fort
(https://leathoshellhound.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/corns-pillow-fort.jpg)
Quote from: Delthion on September 22, 2016, 02:08:14 AM
/me watches Wylder fling pillows that are stuck to him at me, and watches as Wylder rebounds off of the Skarzs abs that I just gave myself. ;D
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 22, 2016, 02:18:03 AM
A single teaspoon of neutron star matter weighs more than 1,000,000,000 tons. Not even Skarzs abs will help you against that.
Quote from: Delthion on September 22, 2016, 02:22:13 AM
Skarzs abs can withstand a god of Norse Mythology, they can withstand puny Neutron Star.
I like how all I said was that I was fit, and you guys took that and made up a whole legendary story about my abs. :P XD
*Stills sleeps soundly, but giggles inwardly at Leatho's post*
/me picks Gonff up by the ankles, whirls him around the room a few times and flings him out the door. ;D
*Still Sleeps Soundly*
/me tries to fall asleep
*Thumps Del with a pillow*
/me hugs a pillow.
/me hugs Kit
:)
Quote from: Peony on September 29, 2016, 05:05:25 PM
/me hugs Kit
/me screams KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY, as I pound Corn with a pillow. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 30, 2016, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: Peony on September 29, 2016, 05:05:25 PM
/me hugs Kit
/me screams KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY, as I pound Corn with a pillow. ;D
No.
Quote from: Delthion on September 30, 2016, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: Peony on September 29, 2016, 05:05:25 PM
/me hugs Kit
/me screams KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY, as I pound Corn with a pillow. ;D
/me defenestrates Del
/me loves that Peony used the word defenestration
/me points to Jet
He started it, I just borrow his move from time to time.
Del can't do it You can't do it.
*Defenestrates Corn*
DON'T STEAL MY MOVE!
*Yelps* Okay, sorry, sorry, won't do it again! Ever! Lesson learned!
/me pulverizes Corn and Jet for daring to post in this thread. ;D
It's MY thread!
/me doesn't care. ;D
/me flops on a couch.
I must say, this topic is the most relaxing.
/me picks up couch on which Kit is lying and hurls it out the door, screaming "KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOONNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" ;D
/me glares at Del
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxaguHeCq1qi3kq8.gif)
*Snuggles in pillow pile* *Pulls blanket up to chin* Go 'way Del, tryna sleep. . . . . M'tired. .. .
*Sets off a bunch of firecrackers*
/me fires cannon stuffed with pillows directly at around, under, to the side of and behind Peony. ;D
*Jumps a mile at the firecrackers* *Gets hit by pillows*
. . . . . . .
I'm done. *Crawls back into pillow pile*
Guys this was an awesome topic. We should pillow fight again.
*Huddles in a fluffy blanket and waddles into the corner*
*Throws pillow at Rosie*
*Tries to catch pillow but it just hits my hands and flops on the floor*
*Slices my blanket into strips and sews them onto the pillow*
Woohoo, now I have an overly complicated pillow shield!
How did you find the time to. . .? Never mind.
*Burrows into a pile of pillows.* Mmmm.
Ooooh, cool Rosie!
*Hurls wet blankets at Skar*
. . . Why are they wet?!
/me hurls decorative couch pillows at Corn in rapid succession.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 10, 2018, 01:12:02 AM
. . . Why are they wet?!
They were in the water balloon hole. Don't you remember?
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2018, 01:26:40 AM
/me hurls decorative couch pillows at Corn in rapid succession.
*Squeaks and jumps behind a wall, but is still struck by some pillows* *Grabs them and throws them back* ;D
. . . No, I don't remember. :P *Peels blankets off.*
MY ABODE IS A SACRED PLACE. ANYONE WHO APPROACHES IN VIOLENCE WILL BE SQUISHED.
*Throws water balloons and pillows at Skarzs*
;-;
*Scoots into the corner and blocks myself with my pillow shield*
Too bad I don't have any markers, I should draw a face on my shield.
Oooooh, thatd be fun.
*Obliterates Rosie's hiding spot with a hail of down pillows.*
*Screams and blocks my face even more*
*Whacks Del in the face with one of the pillows*
/me falls flat on back. Then grabs pillow above head and flings it toward Rosie's head.
*Dives out of the way and hides behind Skarzs*
I'm getting deja vu. *Pillow hits me in the face.*
*kills Rosie*
WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR WIFE?
He with murderous intent. She with nary an inkling of what was to befall her!
(Anyone know this quote?)
tybalt
That looks like some Russian word.
You don't know who Tybalt is?
I've done it before. She doesn't care.
I mean, I did technically scream at you.
TYBALT WHOSE UNTIMELY DEATH BANISH'D THE NEW BRIDEGROOM FROM THE CITY
Nein?
Jawol
Gut.
"Nein" is German for "no"
I know that. :P
Howdy.
Hi
Aloha.
Hola.
*Jumps into a pile of pillows*
Qavan
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 12, 2018, 06:19:35 PM
Hola.
*Jumps into a pile of pillows*
*Jumps into the same pile.*
*Buries Skarzs under the pile*
Shalom.
PILLOWS! *Leaps into the pillow pile and lands on Skar* ..... Ow.
A pillow. . . I am not. Quite the opposite, really.
*Rubs elbow* Ya think?
I don't think, I know.
You need to think to know!
You need to know how to think.
Not necessarily. Everyone thinks. Not everyone thinks smartly is all. (Tide Pod challenge, anyone? Or the stove burner challenge?)
Haven't heard of either of those. But I definitely have NEVER heard of thinking in a smart manner. Who does that anyway?
I'm not going to dignify that with a response. . .
Hey. Corn.
Cuddle cuddle.
That's gross.
In what way?
"Cuddle cuddle".
Yis.
I. . . Do not know how to respond to "cuddle cuddle." Have some a cookie. *Hands Skar a cookie*
Just laugh.
*Obediently starts laughing a creepy evil laugh*
Good. Good.
Quote from: Ashleg on February 11, 2018, 03:27:45 AM
*kills Rosie*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! My Queeeeeeennnn!!!!
...
*heals Rosie*
*Crashes the pillow fort.*
*crashes Kade*
Le ow.
Le sorry...
O.o
My old topics just keep popping up.
*smiles sweetly* I wonder why...
I don't. *rebuilds the pillow fort, glaring at Kade*
=[
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 23, 2020, 07:03:27 AM
I don't. *rebuilds the pillow fort, glaring at Kade*
It was for a noble cause.
Oh? *continues rebuilding pillow fort*
Yep. *Surreptitiously knocks over the fort once again.*
Golly, who did that?
*howls in frustration and leaps at Kade*
*Hugs Eb out of the air.*
*squeaks and is hugged* -_-
^_^
*thrashes*
Why so though?
Because you broke the pillow fort! I'm not in the mood to be used as a soft toy!
Oh, I'm sorry. *Releases Eb.*
Thank you. *begins rebuilding the pillow fort* You know, it's one thing to say sorry, and quite another to show it.
*Holds up a sign that says "Sorry"*
-_- Good effort. I forgive you.
*Helps Ebby*
Thanks, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 07:52:36 PM
*Holds up a sign that says "Sorry"*
*Holds up sign with an L*
*blinks*
He's learning, apparently.
Sorry l?
*pounces on Scottie* No!
Uhh. Yes!
Nononono
Si, oui, yes!
Ugh, fine! Have it your way! See if I care.....
Lass agrees!
Do I?
*A young looking rat walked into the pillow fort, followed by a fox of similar age. Both of them were clearly corsairs, with the rat being the more obvious of the two*
*The rat, Greeneye, was wearing a green shirt and some ratty brown pants, with some leather armor over his chest. He had an eyepatch over his right eye, a hook replacing his left hand, and oddly enough, a completely iron prosthetic replacing his right footpaw.*
*The fox, Silvertongue, on the contrast, was more fancily dressed than his comrade. He was wearing a black shirt and pants, along with a luxurious flowing purple cloak.*
Silvertongue: "Now, wait a second. This isn't Redwall, where are we?" *He scratched his head.*
Greeneye: "Blazes if'n I know. It's a fort, though, innit it? We can ask around." *He grumbled.*
(Hope you don't mind, I kind of just hopped in.)
(No problem. ^-^ Though, just a little tip, we nooooooormally aren't supposed to double post. The mods like us to edit our previous post if we have anything to add. Just a heads up, not too big of a deal or anything. :))
*Sebias clutches his pillow protectively* Um... Hello there, mates. You, uh... looking for something?
Silvertounge: "Yes, well, my friend and I here WERE on our way to Redwall, but we seem to be lost."
Greeneye: "We wouldn't be lost if'n ye had gone LEFT at the... oiy, whatever. You there!" *He turned to Sebias* "Where are we?"
Nowhere and everywhere!
*Sebias holds up the pillow protectively* You're at Corn's Fort, mate. Just keep away from my pillow - *Hugs pillow* - and nothing unfortunate needs to happen. Savvy?
*Grabs a pillow with Winnie the pooh on it*
*Silvertongue shook his head, pulling out a piece of parchment* "Corn's Fort, you say?" *He shook his head* "I've never heard of this place. It's not on the map."
"Gimme that!" *Greeneye snatched the map away and looked it over, muttering* "No... No... No. No! This place ain't even on the map! How did we get here?"
*Lass, seeing the vermin quickly picked up her sword pillow and pointed it at them* Why do you seek the place they call redwall?
*Silvertongue looked over at them, and at their pillow sword, and he held up his paws* "Look, little miss, we don't want any trouble. We're just travelers, that's all."
*Greeneye nodded seriously* "We just want to be farmers is all."
*Silvertongue snorted, muttering under his breath* "Maybe you want to be a farmer..."
*Lass grins and points to a pile at pillows* Choose your weapon!
*The two vermin looked at one other, confused, before looking back at Lass*
"Well... it seems we haven't much choice." *Greeneye chuckled and picked up a pillow*
"What happens if we, ere lose?" *Sivertongue asked*
Then it'll be the pillow pile with you! *The young otter-squirrel giggled happily*
*Begins skipping about, throwing pillows to and fro at Lass, Greeneye, Silvertongue, and Scott*
*Lass put on an act of chivalry* "I'll save you, Scott!" *Lass jumped on knocking it out of the air, then throws it back at Seb*
"I think you oughtta go easy on them." *Silvertongue whispered to Greeneye* "I'm beginning to suspect this isn't a real fort."
"Right, I'll make it a fair fight." *Greeneye put his hook-hand behind his back* "Have at ye, then!"
Quote from: lass of something much on July 27, 2020, 08:02:40 PM
*Lass put on an act of chivalry* "I'll save you, Scott!" *Lass jumped on knocking it out of the air, then throws it back at Seb*
*The pillow hits Sebias square in the face*
Quote from: Shy-Guy on July 27, 2020, 08:03:23 PM
"I think you oughtta go easy on them." *Silvertongue whispered to Greeneye* "I'm beginning to suspect this isn't a real fort."
"Right, I'll make it a fair fight." *Greeneye put his hook-hand behind his back* "Have at ye, then!"
*Aims pillow-launching catapult at the two creatures* To the pain!
*The two vermin were too shocked by the sight of the catapult to even move out of the way*
*Smacks Greeneye with a pillow*
*throws a pillow at one of the new comers*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 27, 2020, 08:13:42 PM
*Smacks Greeneye with a pillow*
*Greeneye feel dramatically to his knees* "Argh, we're bein' overwhelmed!"
Quote from: lass of something much on July 27, 2020, 08:19:39 PM
*throws a pillow at one of the new comers*
*Silvertongue, on the other hand, seemed less than enthused about the whole situation*
*The catapult spews forth pillows, exploding mid-air and covering all with feathers*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 27, 2020, 08:32:19 PM
*The catapult spews forth pillows, exploding mid-air and covering all with feathers*
"Gah..." *Greeneye clutched his chest, falling onto his back* "I've... been... defeated!"
*Silvertongue just spat out some feathers, shaking his head and holding back a snicker*
*Sebias swims through the feathers, brandishing his weapon* CHARGE!!!
Seb! You're gonna be in so much trouble with Lady Corn!
Quote from: lass of something much on July 27, 2020, 08:39:06 PM
Seb! You're gonna be in so much trouble with Lady Corn!
(Wait, what? 0.o)
*Backpedals charge*
*Silvertongue's ears perked up* "Who is this Lady Corn you speak of?"
*Greeneye sat up, wiping feather off of his face* "I assume she'd not a fan of us... er, vermin type?"
O.O
Why am I being called Lady Corn? Also, by all means, go ahead. Pillow fights are fun.
*Silvertongue quickly wiped feathers off of his outfit, before walking over to Cornflower and bowing deeply, his cape flourishing in the wind* "You must be Lady Corn~ I must say I am very pleased to meet you."
*Greeneye just facepalmed and groaned to himself*
*Whacks Lady Corn with a pillow.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 28, 2020, 05:30:50 PM
O.O
Why am I being called Lady Corn? Also, by all means, go ahead. Pillow fights are fun.
*whispers to Lady Corn* Because you're upper class (IE A mod) And this is your fort
Quote from: lass of something much on July 28, 2020, 07:57:17 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 28, 2020, 05:30:50 PM
O.O
Why am I being called Lady Corn? Also, by all means, go ahead. Pillow fights are fun.
*whispers to Lady Corn* Because you're upper class (IE A mod) And this is your fort
*Whispers back* Aaaahhhhhhhhhh, I see. Gotcha.
Quote from: Shy-Guy on July 28, 2020, 05:53:26 PM
*Silvertongue quickly wiped feathers off of his outfit, before walking over to Cornflower and bowing deeply, his cape flourishing in the wind* "You must be Lady Corn~ I must say I am very pleased to meet you."
*Greeneye just facepalmed and groaned to himself*
*Curtsies* Pleasure's all mine, good sir.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 28, 2020, 07:26:01 PM
*Whacks Lady Corn with a pillow.*
*Throws a blanket over Kade and leaps on him, begins whacking with another pillow*
Ack, that's cheating! *Flails under the blanket.*
*Silvertongue stood back, scratching his head* "Say, what is this place?"
"We're lost, ye see." *Greeneye piped in*
My, my, that you are.
Welcome to the Cellars. Acting logically will soon fail you. If ever you find yourself in a new place, join in the festivities.
"See? Just relax! Seems like we're here for the long haul!" *Greeneye laughed*
"But.... I'm the logical one!..." *Silvertongue said dejectedly*
*Lass shrugged happily*
Welp, I guess you're gonna die, everyone knows logic is for the brainless!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 28, 2020, 10:13:47 PM
Ack, that's cheating! *Flails under the blanket.*
*Whacks more* So?!
Quote from: Shy-Guy on July 28, 2020, 11:19:16 PM
"See? Just relax! Seems like we're here for the long haul!" *Greeneye laughed*
"But.... I'm the logical one!..." *Silvertongue said dejectedly*
It's okay, you'll get used to it.
"You try and think too much, Silver, and yer head just might split in two!" *Greeneye laughed again*
*Silvertongue just stood there, a confused look on his face*
Stop thinking! *Lass yelled playfully as she whacked Silver over the head with her pillow*
"Gah!" *Silvertongue yelled out as he ducked for cover*
"Oiy, no one whacks my mate but me!" *Greeneye grabbed a pillow* "Ill take you on, single-handedly!"
*Lass jumped right over where Sliver had just been standing, then she grinned at neye* Oh come on! He was asking for it! Using his brain like that! *Lass struggled to contain a giggle*
Do your job properly!
*beats Cornflower over the head with a purple sparkly pillow*
*Greeneye charged forward, swinging his pillow about*
*Throws a pillow at Greeneye*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 29, 2020, 05:45:14 PM
*Throws a pillow at Greeneye*
*He gets whacked square in the face* "Oiy!"
*Rearms pillow catapult*
*continues beating Cornflower over the head with a purple sparkly pillow*
Ouch, ouchouchouch! *Whacks Eb back, just with a normal pillow*
Wait, stop! *takes Cornflower's pillow and slathers it in glue, then covers it in turquoise glitter* Here. *passes it back to Cornflower*
*Manages to get back to his footpaws, still covered by the blanket. Begins waving his arms about, pretending to be a ghost, and circles the two in a most spoopy manner.* OooooOOOOOoooooo.... Iiiiiiiiii've come baaaaack to haunt yooouuuuuuuu for slaaaaaaayiiiiiiiiing meeeeeeeeee....
*Stars running around screaming at the top of her lungs*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 30, 2020, 10:07:20 AM
Wait, stop! *takes Cornflower's pillow and slathers it in glue, then covers it in turquoise glitter* Here. *passes it back to Cornflower*
Oooooooooh, pretty! Thanks! *Begins whacking Eb again, covering us both in glitter*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 30, 2020, 04:09:10 PM
*Manages to get back to his footpaws, still covered by the blanket. Begins waving his arms about, pretending to be a ghost, and circles the two in a most spoopy manner.* OooooOOOOOoooooo.... Iiiiiiiiii've come baaaaack to haunt yooouuuuuuuu for slaaaaaaayiiiiiiiiing meeeeeeeeee....
Hi Kade.
What? No, I'm not... ok, well I AM Kade, but I'm ghoooooooost Kaaaade! So spooooooooopy I am!
*Screams*
aaaaa.
*Kills Ghost Kade* Oops...
*this does not happen*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 30, 2020, 05:52:32 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 30, 2020, 10:07:20 AM
Wait, stop! *takes Cornflower's pillow and slathers it in glue, then covers it in turquoise glitter* Here. *passes it back to Cornflower*
Oooooooooh, pretty! Thanks! *Begins whacking Eb again, covering us both in glitter*
*smiles and whacks Cornflower in return* No problem.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 30, 2020, 07:55:31 PM
What? No, I'm not... ok, well I AM Kade, but I'm ghoooooooost Kaaaade! So spooooooooopy I am!
So spoopy. Much scare.
WooooOOOOOOOoooooow
I'm absolutely terrified.
Well, at least Lass has been reacting correctly. Anywho.
*Grabs a pillow most ghostly.*
HaaaaAAAaaaave at theeEEEEeeeeeee! *Starts swinging the ghost pillow at Eb and Corn.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 01, 2020, 02:42:05 PM
Well, at least Lass has been reacting correctly. Anywho.
*Grabs a pillow most ghostly.*
HaaaaAAAaaaave at theeEEEEeeeeeee! *Starts swinging the ghost pillow at Eb and Corn.*
*ducks*
*screams blue murder*
Spoiler for Endgame
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/739565580293505034/unknown.png?width=482&height=407)
*Screams red death*
*hides under the covers*
*beats Kade over the head with the sparkly purple pillow* *is also covered in turquoise glitter, by the by*
*whimpers*
*comforts Lass while still beating Kade over the head with the sparkly purple pillow*
Permission to take over?
Of course! Be my guest. *leaves the comforting of Lass to Scott and continues beating Kade over the head with the purple sparkly pillow*
But why?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 01, 2020, 02:42:05 PM
Well, at least Lass has been reacting correctly. Anywho.
*Grabs a pillow most ghostly.*
HaaaaAAAaaaave at theeEEEEeeeeeee! *Starts swinging the ghost pillow at Eb and Corn.*
^^^
*continues*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 12, 2020, 06:57:07 AM
Of course! Be my guest. *leaves the comforting of Lass to Scott and continues beating Kade over the head with the purple sparkly pillow*
I meant....This works! *Hugs Lass*
*Is shaking from ears to tail tip with fear of the "fluff ghost"*
*Throws a pillow at Kade*
*continues*
*whimpers*
*Hugs Lass tighter* Please stop whimpering!
*relaxes a bit*
Please?
Th-there's a-a-a fl-uff ghost...
An ugly one too!
*Is being suffocated(I was hiding under the covers)*
*Let's go*
*wiggles out from under the corvers*
*Throws a pillow at Kade*
*Hugs Scott*
😶
F-fluff ghosts aren't s-so scary when covered with glitter.. :)
*smiles weakly, still shaking with fear*
(Sorry :P)
*goes back to hiding under the covers*
(Sorry? As a matter of fact you have brought me great joy!)
(O.o
Huh...I thought you were mad at me...)
(And why would I be mad at you?)
(I don't know, you just seem annoyed anytime I'm scared or sad...)
(Well....I am annoyed when your sad but not at you! I'm annoyed at me, because I probably am the one who made you sad!)
(*face palms very hard* Gaahh... I'm an idiot :P)
(Thats a me post...)
(This 😶 is a surprised blush emoji)
(I thought it was awkward and uncomfortable.....)
(Oooh! I should have used this 😊or done 😶
*cries silently*
*Goes behind Lass and hugs her*
(Awww)
*Hijacks Eb's sparkly purple pillow and starts wailing on Scott and Lass.*
I can take some punches Kade!
Punches maybe, but how about strikes from a sparkly purple pillow?
Uhh! I meant punches as in insults....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 13, 2020, 02:32:34 PM
*Hijacks Eb's sparkly purple pillow and starts wailing on Scott and Lass.*
*Screams*
Kade! Go eat your floof!
*Hides under the covers again*
*Glares at Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 13, 2020, 02:32:34 PM
*Hijacks Eb's sparkly purple pillow and starts wailing on Scott and Lass.*
Oi! *hijacks it back and continues beating him over the head with it*
*Is shaking like a leaf in the wind*
*Covers Lass with a blanket*
I'm going to turn his face inside out!
O.O
*Grabs a Cars 2 pillow and starts smacking Kade with it*
*Retreives pillow from Eb once more.* Original Cars is best Cars. *Socks Scott across the chin.*
*retrieves pillow back from Kade* Thief.
*Smacks Kade with turquoise glitter pillow, covering him with glitter* DON'T STEAL EB'S PILLOW.
Thanks, Cornflower! *continues beating Kade over the head with the purple sparkly pillow*
Ack!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 14, 2020, 08:56:43 PM
*Smacks Kade with turquoise glitter pillow, covering him with glitter* DON'T STEAL EB'S PILLOW.
Ack! x2
*Begins losing consciousness.*
Why... me....
*drops the purple sparkly pillow and pulls the blanket off Kade* Sorrynotsorry, please don't die.
*Peeks out from under the blankets*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 14, 2020, 02:26:33 PM
*Retreives pillow from Eb once more.* Original Cars is best Cars. *Socks Scott across the chin.*
*Falls backwards*
*Squeaks in pain and surprise*
*Quickly rolls off Lass* Are you okay?
*sort of just lies there*
...I don't know..
*Slumps his shoulders down and sighs*
I mean, I don't feel pain, but...That might not be a good thing...
*Looks sheepishly at Lass*
Eh, you're fine, just don't wear armour to a pillow fort XD
Ehhh! This is my house! *Gestures to armor*
So you aaaare a snail...
Somewhat!
I...I think my paw is broken...
Why is it always me! *Sighs* Ok Lass! Let's see your paw!
Nah, it's fine. Waterbending, remember?
No! Actually!
Alright then... *painfully lifts paw up*
*Winces* Ya know what! I think it'll hurt less if you do it!
Haha, yeah, thought so XD
I've experienced it first hand! They pulled my arm....
*gets up, still wrapped in a blanket and goes to get water*
*Throws a pillow at Kade*
*Returns* I am healed!
*flops into the pillow pile*
Yay!
*throws a pillow at Scott*
Gak! *Falls backwards (again)*
*giggles*
*Sits up and weakly tells Lass* Why? How could you? 😢 *Rolls around in sadness and pain* Ahhhh! *Glares at Kade*
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/ef/5f/54ef5f2955c02b994ad9766727457556.gif)
*crawls out of the pillow pile and flops on Scott*
Dude, it's just a pillow :giggle:
Ahhhhh! *Screams in pain* The agony!
Well fine then, be like that... *dives back into the pillow pile*
Ughh! *Gurgles* D-don't abandon me.....I'm to weak! *"Faints"*
O.O
Wait...Welp....I just...Ahhh...Corn...Help...
*Hand twitches*
*tip-toes up to Scott..Pokes his paw...*
*Stands up as quick as lightning then falls backwards (again) infront of Kade*
*Squeaks in fright and shoots under a blanket*
*Slowly crawls to his pillow*
Fine-fine-fine! You win! I give uppp!!! Please don't kill me...
*Smacks himself with his pillow* I want my gun back! *Wails like five year old*
O.O
*Is very glad Scott doesn't have his gun*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 14, 2020, 09:01:08 PM
Ack!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 14, 2020, 08:56:43 PM
*Smacks Kade with turquoise glitter pillow, covering him with glitter* DON'T STEAL EB'S PILLOW.
Ack! x2
*Begins losing consciousness.*
Why... me....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 14, 2020, 09:02:17 PM
*drops the purple sparkly pillow and pulls the blanket off Kade* Sorrynotsorry, please don't die.
*Has already been vanquished by the vile pair.*
...That's sad.
*covers Scott with a blanket....* Now now....No need to...Wail....
*starts counting all the PILLOWS, CAT* Wait, there's only one cat, its name is...Joice
*Sniff*.........*snifsnifsnifsnif*
... Please stop sniffing... (Message from my sister, Joice: uknt )
Can't you see I am grieving!
Awww...It's alright, Scott....*tries to comfort Scott*
*Pain, sadness, some form of anger, loss and pain again*
*squeeze-hugs Scott*
(We reversed roles!)
*Amid the cold flood of sorrow, Scott feels a slight warm hug......but being an idiot he thinks it's a shark and begins to panic*
(Mhm, sorta)
Scott?
*Panic*
...Tea?...Um....*tries to think of the other things Teer does to comfort me* It's okay Scott...Hoiho will come bac- Oh wait...Uh.. Peppermint tea?
*Stops panicking* Uhh.....Yes please! *Continues to panic*
*kisses Scott on the forehead then goes to make peppermint tea*
*Sits on the ground feeling like an idiot*..........Did I just do that?.........
*hums the song of Beren and Luthien while making tea*
*Stands up and looks for his Cars pillow*
*returns with the tea, still humming happily*
*Spins around with his Cars pillow* KA-CHOW!
Here you go, Scott!
Ah! *Takes the tea* Thank you! I was totally not being a Cars geek!
Cars is pretty cool, though I haven't watched it in years..
When I was a kid we watched it every day....no joke!
We were only allowed to watch one movie a month....
This makes me feel spoiled....
Meh, I do what I want now...Plus, if it makes you feel better, I got a pony when I was about seven... (I wanted a pig, but I live in town sooo) Also I never had to do school work...
My parents weren't that strict with my school either! Which is why I'm on idiot....
Mine tried to be, but I'd just run off into the forest, and since they had seven other children to deal with, I go unnoticed very easily..
All I know is 2+2!
Nice....... *sips my tea* You should probably drink that tea before it goes cold :P
*Drinks the tea like juice*
o.0
Doesn't that...Really hurt?...
Yes! I like living on the edge!
*face palms* Ach, you loveable idiot
Oof! You okay?
Nope, I'm completely mad. ^-^
Well..Hitting your face is probably bad for you....I mean.....I do it all the time but.....
Aaaalso! Guess what!
What?
I have a pig now! Mum just brought her home today! She's so cute!
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719239801982681178/748750450110759074/20200828_153255.jpg)
Awww! It's adorable!
Mm... *curls up in a ball*
*Curls up into a square*
Skills man...Skills...
Nah! I'm bad at everything I do! I'm supposed to be a ball but....
Nonsense! *tacklehugs Scott*
*Rolls over and hugs Lass back*
;D
Gotcha!
😊 Direct hit!
Hah! You admit your defeat then?
Nah! I'm down but not out!
*sighs dramatically* I never thought I'd have to use this on you... *tickles Scott*
Ahhhhahahehehe!
Accept your defeat! ;D
Teheehee! Never!
Well then, you give me no choice! *Tickling intensities*
Ahh! You know what maybe....
*waterbends tea into Scott's mouth* No answer means I win!
*gurgle*
Doesn't count as an answer! I win! *rolls over, then off of Scott giggling*
*Sputters water out* Gak! Fine! You win!
*giggles* I know! ;D
So....What did you win?
Everything! ;D
Meaning?
You have to admit that I am mean!
N-no....
You have to! I am mean! I'm the meanie-ist meanie!
Spoiler
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3ornk6UHtk276vLtkY/200.gif)
It is true! I'm a horrible person, and you have to admit it because I won!
Nyow!
*tackle-hugs Scott again* You have to admit it!
N-Oof! You hugging me is proof that I can't!
*"dies"*
*Pokes Lass* Lass?
*Has gone limp*
*Shifts Lass into a sitting position* I'm not going to say it!
*Is "dead," but is also painfully good at acting*
You won't mak-Lass? Lass?
*Doesn't respond or even breathe*
O.O *Panics* Lass? Are you okay? *Smacks face* of course she isn't okay you idiot!
*falls backwards because she is no longer being held up*
*Heart rate speeds up to 900mph* L-Lass? Fine! You're a verynotmean person!
*continues being dead*
Crahp!
*actually stops breathing*
Halp! Y-your s-so.....m-m-me-me-mean...
*starts to actually suffocate due to forcing herself not to breathe*
Ahhhhh! *Starts shaking Lass* Get up!
*faints, causing herself to breathe again*
*Starts doing cpr on Lass*
*Is already breathing again*
(Don't make me do the mouth to mouth thing)
(That's for when the person isn't breathing......)
(I'm to panicky to realize your breathing)
*Is still unconscious, so can't really do anything about that*
(Welp)
*Smacks head on the ground*
(I'm concerned by that answer...)
(What do I do?)
*Grumbles something about Verdauga when you need him*
(First off, check for a heartbeat, then base your next move on that...)
(Ok)
*Checks Lass's pulse*
(Are you my conscience?)
(No, I'm not a noun....)
(Ok?)
*Sees Lass's chest slightly moving up and down*
(Bad jokes are bad.......)
(Is confused)
(Sorry, sorry, sorry....Just ignore me.. I'm being a dumb-dumb...)
(No...I don't get it therefore I am the dumb-dumb)
(-_-)
(To explain, I was joking when I said "no, I'm not a noun" because the word you used was a noun....)
*paw twitches*
(€_€)
Lass! *Pokes paw*
*starts to wake*
*Heart stops*
Heh....I'm so...Mean..
*Crushes Lass in a bear hug*
*Gasps in surprise* Heh, hi, Scott XD
8 pages of flirting.
(Eight! 0.0)
And they say McLass is dead.
Geh!
"They" being the two involved :giggle:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 28, 2020, 03:33:30 PM
8 pages of flirting.
Not flirting! 8 pages of me winning! And speaking of which:
Scooott....You must now ...Admit that I am the meanest being that ever walked the earth. ;D
Actually, maybe you are...Killing my ribs like this...
*Loosens his grip on Lass* Fine! I give in! Yournotmean...
*Relaxes a bit* Scott, I'm on dark mode, I can see that. Come on...Do it properly ::)
Nyeh!
*Would tickle Scott into "submission" but that is rather hard to do while being bear hugged*
*Lifts Lass off the ground and carries her to a pillow table*(Probably couldn't do that irl since I'm so short and have pencil arms!)
Heeyy! No fair!
;D
*mutters something about being the meanieest meanie*
*Places Lass on a pillow chair and goes to find himself one*
*leans back so far the chair falls backwards* See! So mean! >:D
To yourself! *Grabs a pillow chair and takes it to the table*
I mean....You're not wrong....
Your more like....worry me?
*Is upside down* Hmm...Yes, yes...
Need help? *Holds hand our for Lass to take*
Mm....I'm not entirely sure if I need help...Do I?
I think you do! *Picks Lass up and places her back on her feet*
*enters topic*
(https://i.imgur.com/KbW6vto.gif)
And along came the Michelin man!
Why though? Why would you do that?
Me or him?
All 3.
(LOL)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 29, 2020, 03:57:54 AM
All 3.
...Three?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 29, 2020, 02:18:53 AM
I think you do! *Picks Lass up and places her back on her feet*
Ah...I see...I think I may have broken my brain...I'm sure I won't need it... (Pfft, brains, useless things)
Yeah yeah! *Rolls eyes*
*snaps out of it* Oi! Don't you go all sassy on me, young man! *tries to look grumpy*
I'm older then you....
Not by much! I'm....Ow...My head hurts... *blanks out*
...Hellu?
*crumples to the floor*
*Picks Lass up and grabs the leftover tea*
*has turned into a teddyottersquirrel (like a teddy bear, but otter-squirrel-ish...)*
*Is very confused*
(Shapeshifter, remember?)
*Is still vanquished, I think.*
*The teddy-otter-squirrel-thing poofs upside down randomly*
*dumps a bucket of cold water on Kade's head* Live! Liiive!
*begins launching plushies*
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l44QoOGccKIX1jFKw/200.gif)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/animaljam/images/a/a3/Plushie_pile.png/revision/latest?cb=20170925024644)
.....I used to play that game alot....
*wakes from her blankness* Why in arda am I-...Oh whatever...
PLUSHIES!!!
NO.
*Is a plushie right now* Gee, thanks, Ebby.
Okay, plushies in general are fine.
We all know you're thinking of Kade.
No, actually. It's the otterbadger plushie that absorbs people.
*Smirks* Of course.
*poofs out of Scott's arms and the right way up*
*Also smirks.*
*bashes Kade over the head with the purple sparkly pillow*
KILLIM!
*the plushy who was once Lass is not amused*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 10, 2020, 02:03:38 AM
*bashes Kade over the head with the purple sparkly pillow*
*Turns a slightly deeper shade of vanquished.*
*stops* Would you like some peppermint tea, hir nin?
Thing I drew because of this thread
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671315455750963220/753862597962367057/20200911_181451.jpg)
Niiice!
...What's Lightning McQueen doing here?
Scott's cars pillow
Ah, yes.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 11, 2020, 07:30:52 AM
Thing I drew because of this thread
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671315455750963220/753862597962367057/20200911_181451.jpg)
ME LIKEE!
Scott!!! You're alive!!!! *the plushy who was once Lass hugs Scott* I really missed you! :'(
*Lightly hugs Lass*
*shapeshifts back into an otter squirrel*
(Just wondering but what does it look like when you shapeshift?)
(I disappear for a few seconds, then reform)
(Oh! So kinda like poofing?)
*Falls on his face because Lass isn't there*
(Sorta, but proofing is at the speed of light ;))
*Reappears.*
Oof, it's really that bad when I'm gone? *Tries very hard not to grin*
Need a hand up?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 11, 2020, 05:07:55 AM
*stops* Would you like some peppermint tea, hir nin?
*Can't answer due to prior vanquishings.*
*shrugs* I'll take that as a yes. *places a cup of peppermint tea on the ground beside Kade and sits down nearby*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 16, 2020, 09:33:29 PM
(Sorta, but proofing is at the speed of light ;))
*Reappears.*
Oof, it's really that bad when I'm gone? *Tries very hard not to grin*
Need a hand up?
**Rolls on his back* Yes please!
*Pulls Scott to his footpaws*
So, care to explain why you were lying face first on the ground?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 17, 2020, 01:40:15 AM
*shrugs* I'll take that as a yes. *places a cup of peppermint tea on the ground beside Kade and sits down nearby*
*Remains unresponsively vanquished.*
*watches for a moment before opening Kade's mouth and tipping the cup of peppermint tea down his throat*
*Glances over* Youch....That looks painful
Quote from: lass of something much on September 17, 2020, 02:05:15 AM
*Pulls Scott to his footpaws*
So, care to explain why you were lying face first on the ground?
You poofed and I was hugging you so kinda like if you hugged a pole then it disappeared...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 18, 2020, 07:58:53 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 17, 2020, 02:05:15 AM
*Pulls Scott to his footpaws*
So, care to explain why you were lying face first on the ground?
You poofed and I was hugging you so kinda like if you hugged a pole then it disappeared...
I mean, I'd be a little unbalanced, but...
I am a very weird person....
And we all love you for it!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 07:25:24 PM
*watches for a moment before opening Kade's mouth and tipping the cup of peppermint tea down his throat*
*Begins chocking on the liquid being poured into his lungs.*
Oh for goodness' sake.*hauls Kade upright and pounds him on the back*
*Looks worried.* Did....Did I do something wrong?
No....
Well...Why the fullstops, then? *Is slightly scared*
Oh ok. I'll stop.
*Crawls back into the pillow pile*
I am the pillow monster!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 08:49:08 PM
Oh for goodness' sake.*hauls Kade upright and pounds him on the back*
(I mighty feat of strength indeed :laugh:)
*Coughs up a gallon of peppermint tea and revives.*
y....
Ewww...
Agreed....
...*throws a pillow at Scott, then dives for cover*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 22, 2020, 04:11:38 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 08:49:08 PM
Oh for goodness' sake.*hauls Kade upright and pounds him on the back*
(I mighty feat of strength indeed :laugh:)
*Coughs up a gallon of peppermint tea and revives.*
y....
Peppermint tea cures all ills. See, you're fine now! (Do you dare go and die.)
(You're the one that performed the vanquishing :laugh:)
I'm really not....
Okay, what do you need?
healz
Lass, help please.
*Peeks out from my hiding place*
*quickly glances at Scott to make sure he's offline*
Uhh, okay... *bends some Cool As Water™ down Kade's throat and heals his burns*
*Tries to tackle Lass but trips on a pillow that says LOSER on it*
Eeep! I could have sworn you were offline.. *jumps with fright then turns to Scott.* Ach...Why do we even have that pillow...
Miiine. *Takes pillow and flings it into my carry-all.*
*Kneels down and pokes Chip in his offline state.* #....Are you alright? *comfort hugs*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 23, 2020, 11:39:33 AM
Miiine. *Takes pillow and flings it into my carry-all.*
*Is in the way of the carry-all and gets hit by the pillow*
O.o
How in arda... You are either a magical being, or you have a spy...
Mod: Removed for not being entirely forum appropriate.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 23, 2020, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 23, 2020, 11:39:33 AM
Miiine. *Takes pillow and flings it into my carry-all.*
*Is in the way of the carry-all and gets hit by the pillow*
The carry-all that's slung over my shoulder?
Quote from: Verdauga on September 24, 2020, 12:35:08 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 23, 2020, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 23, 2020, 11:39:33 AM
Miiine. *Takes pillow and flings it into my carry-all.*
*Is in the way of the carry-all and gets hit by the pillow*
The carry-all that's slung over my shoulder?
.........*Smacks himself with a pillow that says IDIOT on it*
Scott! Please don't do that! *Hugs Chip so he can't smack himself*
*Smacks himself again in the part that Lass isn't hugging*
*gets smacked* Ow...*doesn't let go* Please, Chip...Please....
*Smacks Lass AND Scott with the turquoise glitter pillow* No self-smacking, go have fun.
*rolls off of Scott by the power of Corn*
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/ab1359915464a19c26562cba195adaa4/tumblr_inline_n3snasqL691qlrt90.gif)
Scottie!! :'(
Sorry....*Throws his pillow at Corn*
*is hit by pillow* I say! *Begins throwing pillows at everyone in thread*
*Gets floored by the pillow*
*Is already on the floor*
Mwhaha! *Hides behind fancy pillow fort*
*Throws a donut pillow at the fort*
*Lies on the floor and doesn't move*
Lass? *Pokes Lass in the ribs*
*Doesn't react*
*Flips Lass around* Are you oka-Of course she isn't okay dummy! *Slaps his forehead* What is two plus two again?
*donut pillow lands on nose* *leaps up* Who threw that? *Readies pillow gun*
*Pokes head over wall* You okay there, Lass?
*Has actually died*
Noooooo!
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/ab1359915464a19c26562cba195adaa4/tumblr_inline_n3snasqL691qlrt90.gif)
*The dead body just lies there*
*Grabs tubes and wires* Surgery time.
*Is healed. Looks around.* I need a weapon.
Take this...
(http://media.artix.com/encyc/AQ/AQPedia/Weapons/PatriotKatana1.jpg)
Ey! THATS ILLEGAL! WE ARE IN A PILLOW FORT.....WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!
Fine...
Take this...
(http://media.artix.com/encyc/AQ/AQPedia2/Weapons/Comfy_Pillow.jpg)
But... but I like the sword.
You can take both you know...
*It is in this case, Kass may have something to do with it*
*charges at Kade* SNEAK ATTACK!
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c3/b5/9b/c3b59b422f04a32b98591ac7fbb1102a.jpg)
That was the intended reference, yes.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 25, 2020, 06:04:21 AM
*charges at Kade* SNEAK ATTACK!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ScratchyDiligentBarasingha-size_restricted.gif)
*pokes Kade with a soft cushion*
(https://i.gifer.com/Dgp.gif)
That was a rather pathetic attempt at getting up.
#rude
*shrugs* It's true. Do you need a paw?
ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO IGNORE THAT LASS JUST DIED AND HER BODY DISAPPEARED!
Yes, it would seem they are. *Kass relaxes *
*Throws a pillow at Kass*
*Kass gets knocked over* The nerve of some people! *Kass throws the pillow back*
*Gets smacked in the face*
Oof...That looked like it Hurt...
Well it didn't Mr....*Throws the pillow back*
*Kass catches the pillow and uses it as a headrest*
*Jarky eats a pillow*
Why would you even do that.
*Jarky hides under a pillow*
*A living Lass falls into the thread onto a mattress.*
*From outside the thread:* Welcome!
Who is that, and why did she just come flying in...
....My head hurts....*Sorta just lies there....Rolls over*
I just healed Lass, and she fell onto a mattress, ao her head better not hurt.
Ever heard of whiplash?
Heeyy...That's my line...
I am a mind reader, best I say it. You'll mess it up.
...Still, rather rude of you...
Says the one who killed me as a toddler. Don't think I've forgotten.
O.O
So that's why you turned back time and brang infant me back...
Well, no. That was just your life cycle restarting...
Oh...
...0.o
I told you your friend had a dark side.
Oh, come on! You know I didn't mean to kill you!
Oh sure you didn't.
.........Wat?
*glances at all the confused people* Uhh, Kass, maybe you or I should go...
I take it that's your way of saying go away?
...That works too..
*Confusion*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 28, 2020, 12:01:01 AM
*Confusion*
Quick explanation, I killed a bunny as a toddler by accident and the bunny's vengeful spirit became Kass, who now hates my guts....
Quote from: lass of something much on September 28, 2020, 12:33:45 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 28, 2020, 12:01:01 AM
*Confusion*
Quick explanation, I killed a bunny as a toddler by accident and the bunny's vengeful spirit became Kass, who now hates my guts....
Wha?
Look, I'm a murderer. There, I said it.
Hah! I killed alot of people too!
O.O
...Oh...Well...That's...Nice....Uh....*slowly backs away from Scott*
*Suddenly feels very unsafe*
So, I need to, uh...Find some, um, er....Avatar memes....Or something...*gets out of here has quickly as possible*
There are no doors or windows.
O.O
WHERE'D THE DOOR GO!!!!! I mean... *Ahem* D-Does anyone know where the...Door went...I really need, uh...Avatar memes........
It's right here. ^-^ *Gestures to a door*
Thank you, Russa! *runs out of the pillow fort and onto the 14th page of the cellars*
*Looks at One-Eye* Am I really that ugly?
Nah bro, you're good. It must have been something else, cause our collective kill count couldn't have scared her off. If anything, it should have made her saptay. I mean, a 5,387 kill count is an achievement.
*Scoffs.* Amateur.
Pfft! Pacifist!
Excuse me?
You're excused.
*giggles*
HAVE AT THEE *Attacks the nearest fellow with his pillow of destiny.*
*Takes the pillow to the face*
*!!!*
*But it was intercepted by Verdauga and his body pillow!*
*dramatic music*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 29, 2020, 11:55:01 PM
*!!!*
*But it was intercepted by Verdauga and his body pillow!*
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2F03900e2841d29b27ea5d4fb0826d7a34%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D12379687&f=1&nofb=1)
Quote from: Verdauga on September 29, 2020, 11:55:01 PM
*!!!*
*But it was intercepted by Verdauga and his body pillow!*
You wish to fight? Have at thee!
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/3mo4n4V.gif)
..what just happened.
MAGIC!
*Bounces up and down* KADE CAN I BE NEXT?
[Server]:*Verdauga has been hit into the fifth dimension*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2020, 03:50:30 AM
MAGIC!
*Bounces up and down* KADE CAN I BE NEXT?
Sure can! Now, just hold still... *Swings the pillow of destiny at Corn.*
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/3mo4n4V.gif)
*The body pillow begins to move of its own accord!*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Poofs away*
Magic is such a wonderful thing. Magic pillows doubly so.
Mmhmm, definitely.
WHO SAID THAT?! *Looks about in confusion.*
WHIZZ, WHIRR, CLANK...
WHIZZ, WHIRR, CLANK...
*the Moving Fortress has come into view...*
*Activates the guidance terminal with my sheikah slate and gets a map.*
ACCESS DENIED...
PRIMARY CANNON FIRING IN T-MINUS 20 SECONDS...
20...
19...
*Primary Cannon starts charging...*
*Avtivates main terminal with sheikah slate and releases the Ganon blight held within.*
This pillow fight is getting intense.
18...
17...
*Returns*
Just ignore that, it's just Wortshire being a pain, if you deny it and just ignore him everything will be fine.
16...
15...
*Wanders up to the moving fortress* May I come in? I won't be your cleaning lady, though, be forewarned.
*throws a pillow at Corn*
14...
13...
*cannon's barrel starts glowing*
*Hits Kade with a pink pillow*
12...
11...
*pelts Ebby with tiny pillows*
*Is smacked by pillow* Ouch. *Throws pillow back before glancing at the glowing cannons* I'm gonna take that as a no, then?
10...
9...
*Gets pillowed in the chest* Oof!
8...
7...
DEWIT.
*the Fortress suddenly stops the countdown and turns*
Reformatting Set Up to... Flash Freeze
*the Fortress fires a beam off into the distance...*
*Squawks* Flash freeze? But I hate the cold......
*Is b0nked by pillow*
*Fortress turns*
Now where was I...
Oh, right
*starts charging cannon again*
20...
19...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2020, 11:19:35 PM
*Squawks* Flash freeze? But I hate the cold......
At least it's all heading to the Southern Hemisphere.
18...
17...
*Glances at Wort.* Could you not?
Is there anything explicitly wrong about launching a pillow the size of an average house?
16...
15...
*Has mysteriously vanished.*
14...
13...
Sorry...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2020, 10:52:24 PM
*Wanders up to the moving fortress* May I come in? I won't be your cleaning lady, though, be forewarned.
I GET THAT REFERENCE.
Same.. Though, only because of you...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 03, 2020, 04:08:31 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2020, 10:52:24 PM
*Wanders up to the moving fortress* May I come in? I won't be your cleaning lady, though, be forewarned.
I GET THAT REFERENCE.
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP ON IT
*Howls.*
XD
Puuunnnssss
That's actually a pretty good pun.
12...
11...
3...
2...
1!!!
*the Fortress fires a ginormous pillow at the forts wall*
*The body pillow with arms an legs jumps up and judo kicks it to the side*
Woow
Phase 2: Extraction
*twin mechanical arms launch out and start stealing pillows*
*The pillows stay because they want to*
What nice pillows.
@One-Eye the wildcat could you please blow Wortshire up? He's trying to kidnap the pillows. Plus, you're good at blowing people up
With pillows or with high-yield explosives oordinance?
The latter.
*the Fortress after extracting enough pillows (about 50) turns and leaves*
*The pillows come back because they want to*
*Mysteriously un-vanishes and is ready for war.*
Spoiler
(https://i.gifer.com/XLAq.gif)
I appreciate that outfit.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 05, 2020, 03:00:37 PM
*Mysteriously un-vanishes and is ready for war.*
Spoiler
(https://i.gifer.com/XLAq.gif)
I will make this.
Dewit....
I most likely won't have enough pillows, but I will try.
Hmmm... If I can find the tape...Maybe I could! My mom is gonna be like......What da-
*Giggles*
Please send photos if you do.
*Wins.*
At pillow forts?
But of course. Did you see my entrance?
i thought that was your Michelin man application!
Nah, that'd be this:
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/78/cd/a678cd1588c23538dfef244b30da5923.jpg)
Oh, you found that photo. My first puffy white coat.
Now that I think about it, my family was laughing while they took pictures...
#winner-is-me
What did you win?
The pillow fort pillow fight.
Oh. *is about to whack Kade with the purple sparkly pillow but remembers what happened last time and doesn't*
Oh don't worry, a single pillow won't vanquish me. Last time I got teamed up on.
Ah, okay. *whacks Kade with the purple sparkly pillow*
*Eats it.*
*screams*
O.O
O_O *pats Kade on the back* Any more?
Nah, I'm good. ^-^
Okay. Thank goodness. *flops backwards onto a pile of pillows*
*Leaves to put away my pillow armor.*
(Kadie Wadie... You just ate your pillow armor.)
(Ah! It's a nickname!
@Kade Rivok A sign of affection has been spotted!)
I've had that one for a minute now. Can't remember where it spawned from though.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 20, 2021, 07:11:07 PM
(Kadie Wadie... You just ate your pillow armor.)
*Coughs up feathers.* I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about ^-^
It was Yue's nickname, to annoy Ebby.. :giggle:
Seems to run in shrews
Ah, gotcha :giggle:
Poor Ebby, may she RIP in peace.
Hah! I have other people doing it now! Not that I'm the first. I know someone in one of the old LTTT threads said it once, and I myself got it from my brother.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2021, 09:14:08 PM
Ah, gotcha :giggle:
Poor Ebby, may she RIP in peace.
I miss her dearly, though I know she's happy..
*Curls up beside Scott*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 20, 2021, 09:08:09 PM
It was Yue's nickname, to annoy Ebby.. :giggle:
Seems to run in shrews
XD One of my sisters is Yue's age, that totally sounds like something she would say!
Flib, Yue's your age xD
Does that mean you have a twin?
Yes.