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[Booklover]

But he is awesome until he dies.

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Booklover]

Smoking is bad for you.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yep. You should tell my traveling companion that.

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, instead of smoking, he prefers to beat up children and child-sized creatures.

[Booklover]

Okay then. I will.

OY! SEB'S TRAVELLING COMPANION! SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!

*whispers* Sorry for shouting.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yeah, instead of smoking, he prefers to beat up children and child-sized creatures.

Pretty much. When I'm not saving them from orcs. ...Or dying.

[Booklover]

Dying doesn't help them much, though. It means they end up mourning instead of getting on with other important things.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yes, well. The Halflings are rather important. At least, that's what my father says.

[Booklover]

*Hobbits.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zere iz alzae ztill ze zalted pork, vhich iz particularly good.

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Booklover]

How old is that meme?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Inconceivably old.

[Booklover]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.