The Palace (Where We Come and Worship Emperor Sebias, Naturally)

[Sebias of Redwall]

It's a popular way of entrance.

[Verdauga]

Is that from imgur?

*Launches doors off their hinges with a well-placed foot.*


CAUGHT UP ON ALL MY TOPICS! WOO!

That was unnecessarily violent, dear.

It was, but it's
A. My favorite way of entering a topic.
B. Seb's palace anyway, so who cares?

Oh. I didn't know that.

I don't do it very often because I rejoin the conversation most of the time, but when I don't, there go the doors.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I see. I'll keep that in mind.

[lass of something much]

*Dodges the cake* Hey! I hope that wasn't aimed at me! *Puffs out cheeks*

*was still fixing the door, so when it was flung open, gets smashed into the wall by the very heavy door, and thus, very crushed. Falls to the ground in a crumpled heap*

[Verdauga]

*Channels life force into Lass' body.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Rolls eyes.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Claps paws and servants run over and help Lass to her footpaws*

Sorry, I didn't see you there.

[lass of something much]

*Channels life force into Lass' body.*

D-don't worry...I'm...I'm fine...As for the door...*sighs as it falls on the ground, almost crushing Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yeep! Guards, fix that piece of junk will you? *Indicates the door*

Spoiler

[close]

Now... *Sits back on throne* ...I have been feeling generous lately. Does anybeast want a promotion?

[Verdauga]

Shen is one of the coolest villains. Change my mind.

[Kade Rivok]

From... Kung Fu Panda 2?

[Verdauga]

Yes. I'll clarify that he's one of the best KFP villains.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Shen is one of the coolest villains. Change my mind.

I refuse. Because I agree with you.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yes. I'll clarify that he's one of the best KFP villains.

Agreed. He's awesome. As I am. *Looks down at claws* That's why I chose his gif. 

[Sebias of Redwall]

I feel generous. Tell me, is there anything that my subjects want or need?

Also, taxes.