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Started by Tiria Wildlough, November 15, 2012, 08:51:54 PM

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Lady Amber

#210
August 19, 2015, 10:32:16 PM
Then throw your computer in the trash.

Doctor, doctor, I'm blind!

LT Sandpaw

#211
August 20, 2015, 01:59:12 AM

Perfect I have been training this new breed of seeing eye turtles yes, they will do perfectly for you just call this number and I will get you ne right away.


Doctor, doctor I have mad turtles disease!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#212
August 20, 2015, 02:14:19 PM
Doctor mutters under his breath: "Excellent all is going according to plan."
Patient: "What?"

Doctor Doctor whats 2X8-7+456X75435=
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#213
August 20, 2015, 03:30:19 PM

Top secret.


Doctor, doctor I think I'm a chicken! Cluck cluck barrrrrruck


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Skyblade

#214
August 20, 2015, 03:50:45 PM
I'm gonna be eating good tonight!

Doctor, doctor, are you a REAL doctor?

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

LT Sandpaw

#215
August 20, 2015, 05:08:47 PM

Real Doctor, of course I am I have a PHD in music theory.


Doctor, doctor if I take these tiny red pills what will happen to me?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Cornflower MM

#216
August 20, 2015, 05:46:49 PM
Why, you'll die! That's what they're for, don'tcha know?

Doctor, doctor! I keep falling over!

Vilu Daskar

#217
August 20, 2015, 06:04:07 PM
That's because I keep tripping you.
Doctor, Doctor how long till you can see me?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#218
August 20, 2015, 06:41:09 PM

Maybe another six hours right now I'm Playing Minecraft Doing paperwork.


Doctor, doctor which way to the bathroom!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Delthion

#219
August 20, 2015, 06:53:07 PM
Whichever way you're going, it's the opposite!

Doctor, doctor! I need a paradox!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Vilu Daskar

#220
August 20, 2015, 07:46:42 PM
Too bad.

Doctor, Doctor if a tree falls down in the forest and nobody is there to here it does it make a sound?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

lass of something much

#221
March 20, 2020, 11:52:39 AM
and that's why you need you brain removed...

doctor doctor! I need my leg replaced!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

#222
March 20, 2020, 11:54:15 AM
Hop along, then.
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm dead!
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

#223
March 20, 2020, 11:59:25 AM
QUICK! JUMP IN THE CAR! YOU'RE GONA FLY!

doctor, doctor, I think I'm gona vomit a house!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

#224
March 20, 2020, 12:01:08 PM
At least do it somewhere private.
Doctor, doctor, I have a fever!
Error. Error. Cannot compute.
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