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[Maudie]

Cool story, bro.

[The Skarzs]

Wot.

[Delthion]

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda.
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?
And their ghosts may be heard
As they march by the billabong,
Who'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me?

[Lady Amber]

Hey, I've heard that song before.

[The Skarzs]

I have not.

[Delthion]

WHAT?!!! HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE?!!!

To enlighten the imbeciles.

(Slight anger.)

EDIT: I KID YOU NOT! I MEANT TO SAY SWEARING NOT ANGER! I DO NOT HAVE AUTO CORRECT!!! THAT WAS JUST ME GOING DOWN A RABBIT HOLE! OH MY WORD!

[The Skarzs]

Ingrate.

[Lady Amber]

*Yawns*

[Maudie]

*Dies.*

[Ashleg]

*Holds sword at Ashleg's neck.* You too.

That makes no sense. I'm waiting on you.

[The Skarzs]

*Cough.* Duel.

[Maudie]

I accept.

[Ashleg]

Hmm.

[The Skarzs]

You see? I don't only make sense, I make dollars.

[Maudie]

Where shall this duel take place?