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Ebantu the Kararehe

#645
October 14, 2020, 04:48:52 AM
*inspects claws* The latter, if you value your life.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#646
October 14, 2020, 05:16:41 AM
I'll fight the both of ye
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Ebantu the Kararehe

#647
October 14, 2020, 05:25:47 AM
No, you won't.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#648
October 14, 2020, 05:26:51 AM
Yeh
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Ebantu the Kararehe

#649
October 14, 2020, 05:27:10 AM
Nope.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#650
October 14, 2020, 05:31:29 AM
You mock the fluff, you get debuff.  *Casts debuff on Verdauga and Ebby, lowering their stats.*

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What is a pirates favorite letter?
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The Shadow of Korriban

#651
October 14, 2020, 05:34:56 AM
A letter that can't be read! ^-^
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#652
October 14, 2020, 05:38:35 AM
*climbs a tree and looks down on Kade in an exceedingly haughty manner*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#653
October 14, 2020, 05:45:20 AM
Y'all is no fun
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Ebantu the Kararehe

#654
October 14, 2020, 06:07:09 AM
Mehe.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Verdauga

#655
October 14, 2020, 09:48:44 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 14, 2020, 05:31:29 AM
You mock the fluff, you get debuff.  *Casts debuff on Verdauga and Ebby, lowering their stats.*

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What is a pirates favorite letter?
Most think his favorite letter be "R", but a pirate's true love be the "C"
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Kade Rivok

#656
October 14, 2020, 02:23:58 PM
I've told ye that joke before, gerrouta here
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Captain Wortshire

#657
October 14, 2020, 02:40:25 PM
Here's a joke...

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My life...

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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Sebias of Redwall

#658
October 14, 2020, 04:12:10 PM
o.O
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#659
October 14, 2020, 07:27:57 PM
Ha Ha Ha.

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

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