Mom there is a ......... in my mitt

[Dannflor]

 Mom there is a rat in my mitt

[Redwallfan7]

Well get out your weapons! It might be one of Cluny's horde 

Mom there is a hedeghog in my mitt

[psybox]

be careful i doesn't like being held

mom there's a mitt in my mitt in my mitt in my mitt in my mitt in my mitt in my mitt.

[Dannflor]

 Well go get a baseball
Mom there is a snake in my mitt

[Redwallfan7]

Call Martin and Gonff to slay it for you

Mom, there is a popsicle in my mitt

[Dannflor]

 Well stuff it down your throat

  Mom there is a tree in my mitt

[Redwallfan7]

Well bring it to the Abbey

Mom, there is a bow and arrows in my mitt

[Dannflor]

 Shoot it
  Mom there is a monster in my mitt

[MatthiasMan]

Asmodeusssss.

Mom, there is an Abbey in my mitt.

[Redwallfan7]

Take it out and go in for some vittles!

Mom, there is an airplane in my mitt

[rakkety tam]

how is that possible

mom there is a bunch of air in my mitt

[psybox]

really? (typing can't show sarcasm )

mom, there's soup in my mitt

[Dannflower Reguba]

Well go get a towel before it seeps out!

Mom, there's a mouse in my mitt!

[Redwallfan7]

Ask him or her about Loamhedge

Mom, there is a checkerboard in my mitt!

[Dannflower Reguba]

Were are the pieces?

Mom, there's a stapler in my mitt!