Boasting Contest!

Nightfire · September 13, 2011, 07:57:16 PM

I drowned Mr. Stickabee with crystallized fruit, then froze some lava.

Song Swifteye · September 13, 2011, 07:59:26 PM

i took cluny by the neck and choked him to death

Nightfire · September 13, 2011, 09:08:59 PM

(this is boasting, it's supposed to be something outrageous)

I one landed on Salamandastron, and shot a hazelnut with an arrow. O' course, the hazelnut was in Southsward.

rakkety tam · September 14, 2011, 12:43:54 AM

i took a seed put it on the top of salamandastron went all the way to redwall and hit it with a javalin it was a grape seed

Nightfire · September 15, 2011, 07:22:10 PM

I once counted a bowl of poppy seeds in under five seconds. The number was 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!!!!

rakkety tam · September 15, 2011, 10:17:41 PM

i once counted all of the food the salamandastron hares ate all together for 5 seasons it was
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999997

Nightfire · September 16, 2011, 12:03:56 AM

Rakkety Tam's #1 Fan, please shorten your post. It just stretched the screen waaaay out of proportion.

rakkety tam · September 16, 2011, 12:22:28 AM

sorry i thought it would go down not over my bad

Nightfire · September 16, 2011, 12:41:16 AM

Please go back and edit it. The screen won't turn back to normal unless you take off a few dozen of those numbers.

rakkety tam · September 16, 2011, 12:53:49 AM

ok i did sorry about all that

Trisscar95 · October 23, 2011, 01:19:25 AM

I ate a whole giant bowl of chesse and apples salad all by my self!!!!!

winifred · October 23, 2011, 05:09:13 AM

I built most of redwall with martin by my side I was almost greater a fighter than him but brian couldnt have two main characters and forgot to mention me and I can outsmart and outscoff all of you once i ate a pastie so large and a takerd of 'tober ale so deep it could fill the ocean 3 times over!

*you hear choking in the background*

Nightfire · October 23, 2011, 10:15:33 PM

I once killed a wearat then brought him back to life so I could kill him again. I did so nearly 90000 times, and then I ate a cake the size of Redwall h'Abbey.

Plugg Firetail · October 23, 2011, 11:18:53 PM

I counted all the way to 10,000 googleplex and back.

winifred · October 24, 2011, 06:05:12 PM

I killed most of the villains in redwall over again

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