Boasting Contest!

[Unimaginative]

I didn't need the smell, I just needed to look them in the eye.

[Delthion]

But I can kill Orcs, Nazgul, Melkor, Sauron, Trolls, Ungatt Trunn, Gulo the Savage, Cluny the Scourge, Slagar, Mokkan, Tsarmina, Gabool, Ublaz, the Foxwolf, and Ferahgo. All while participating in a pie-eating contest!

[LT Sandpaw]

That's a lot of talk for someone who just sits and eats pie, you got any trophies to prove what you say, I thought not.

[Delthion]

(You're supposed to boast and say, "Well I did all of that while I was napping!" Or something like that.)

[LT Sandpaw]

Undermining won't work on me, I can out brag and out insult anyone.

[Delthion]

(No, I mean you're supposed to try and outboast me in the subject that I put forward.)

[SilentSam]

I could do that with one hand.

[Maudie]

Hah. That's all? You've never seen me do karate, have you?

[LT Sandpaw]

Ha karate, lets see you do a fancy kick when I break your arm with an arm bar using Jujitsu.

[Unimaginative]

Hah, you are funny. I knocked down a building with a single kick, and I don't even do Karate!

[Delthion]

That's it? I knocked down New York City just by looking at it!

[LT Sandpaw]

@Han It must have only been a Card house.


@Delthion Yup it probably took one look at your ugly mug and toppled


Well I hit the earth and brought up mountain taller then Everest, I then smashed it back down. After that I was hungry and I ate the moon which I know was made out of cheese and used to be square, And when people cried for it back I rolled it into a ball and spat it back out. After that I drank the entire ocean then ran around the world till I sweated so much it put it right back, only salty. I jumped from the top of the world and flown to the edge of space. And now I'm back for more!

[Delthion]

LT that's not the way you do it, you take the person's boast and then say that you did even more by doing less.

[LT Sandpaw]

@Delthion, Sorry Bro but there's nothing in the rules that say I have to go off what you just said before, I insulted your boast and made my own,

[Delthion]

OH, OK, sorry.