Boasting Contest!

[Nightfire]

Nightfire smacks Cobreedan so hard that his grandchildren felt pain.

[Tiria Wildlough]

This is developing into a forum fight! 
*Tiria flicks watermelon seeds at Nightfire until she goes crazy*

[Nightfire]

Streamblaze jumps on top of an anthill and announces...something. "I once smacked a boulder so hard it shrank into a stone! Then I made Fifteen thousand Otter Rockcreams and scoffed 'em all!"

[Coobreedan]

Then I took off my squashed up skeletal snake disguise and became a penguin. I pulled out a spear and jabbed Nightfire in her neck with the sharp end!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Eazy, mateyz. Thiz  iz a boaztin' contezt, nay a forum fight. If ye be wantin' tha', ye can alwayz be booted da'n tae the cellarz...

[Nightfire]

I once jumped clear o'er Salamandastron! The I ate the mountain and turned the badger lord into a duck!

[Coobreedan]

 

I uploaded a Kirby picture!

[Nightfire]

I uploaded two Samus Aran pictures to the Metroid discussion!

[gorath]

Who cares, I've swum across the sea from peace island to salamandastron, then I immediately killed twenty score vermin with one swipe

[Nightfire]

I was swallowed by the Green Maelstrom! Unfortunately, I died, but I managed to kill twentyscore wearats and swim out o' there, then I swam all the way to Ruddaring carrying the Pearl Queen on my back!

[Dannflor]

my mum said I was born in the cellars with october ale at my feet

[Tiria Wildlough]

I once jumped clear o'er Salamandastron! The I ate the mountain and turned the badger lord into a duck!

Hahahaha! That made me laugh!
I once met Ranguvar Foeseeker going down the street, and I biffed her so hard that she couldn't see straight for a season! *evil cackle*

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

I'm making the 8000th post for this board.

[Nightfire]

I once biffed Tiria Wildloug so hard she couldn't walk for a badger's age!

*evil cackle*

[Dannflor]

Once I chopped cluny's tail with a piece of wood and slaughtered all his hoard