I have received approval from co-founder
@Cornflower MM and am hereby reestablishing the "Brainstorming Ways to Abuse Skarzs" club!
Long has Skarzs stood proud with the highest post count and swol bod! Long has his power gone uncontested! But I say this must end! We must come up with new ways to chip away at his rocky exterior so that we can expose his nougat center!
WHO WILL STAND WITH ME?
Sorry, but not me. I tried and failed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 20, 2020, 05:46:04 AM
We must come up with new ways to chip away at his rocky exterior so that we can expose his nougat centre!
I don't particularly like nougat, so no.
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS!
We must keep his marriage topic alive until the ceremony is complete! Get to posting, everyone!
*Pokes head into topic.*
. . . . .
No.
*Leaves.*
The original version of this is great. http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=6464.0
Mmhmm, mmhmm, HOWEVER!
*Yanks
@Verdauga back into the topic.*
We are the NEW BWAS! Our goals are simple, yet difficult to achieve! Come, my friends, and aid me in this great endeavor!
Don't worry, I've already got plenty. *Pulls out a huge array of spray pain cans.* What color are you looking for?
I have coated myself with a paint-resistant mixture. Nothing will stick.
Oh, goody! Drip art on Skarzs!
Indeed, that's even better.
Hai!
I...wouldn't. He has a hammer. A big hammer.
Meh, we'll be fine. If the worst comes to the worst, we'll just die and respawn. I'm in! *readies nail polish*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 01:54:38 AM
I...wouldn't. He has a hammer. A big hammer.
And anvils to drop on people.
Anvils and hammers, even big ones, are barely big enough for skipping stones compared to me.
*rolls eyes* You're so practical! *begins painting Skarzs' nails*
*edges towards the door* This is going to get messy very quickly.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2020, 05:20:58 AM
*rolls eyes* You're so practical! *begins painting Skarzs' nails*
Mmm, yes. This is a good course of action.
My course of action is better. *flees*
*Grabs Eb, keeping her from escaping.* Now, now, you've got it all wrong. We shouldn't fear Skarzs. He should fear US.
*wriggles in Kade's grip* I don't fear him, I respect him.
*Doesn't let go.* Respect via fear. That is why the BWAS must exist; his strength has stood uncontested for far too long!
*wriggles harder in Kade's grip* The may come a day when I admit you are right, but it is not this day!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2020, 05:20:58 AM
*rolls eyes* You're so practical! *begins painting Skarzs' nails*
Bold of you to assume I have nails to begin with.
O_O *pauses struggling for a moment*
Chewing your nails can be a bad habit. You never know when you're going to go too far and eat them completely.
Fine. *begins painting the spot where Skarzs' nails should be*
*Nothing sticks.*
Kade sticks. *begins wriggling once more*
*nail polish is not nothing but it sticks anyway*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 06:30:12 AM
Kade sticks. *begins wriggling once more*
If you're saying I'm nothing, that is very mean.
If not, I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
*continues struggling*
So is that how it is? I'm nothing? Fine. *Releases Eb.* Be on your way.
*Begins spray painting Skarzs right knee bright yellow.*
*doesn't leave* I never said you were nothing, it's just that at that exact moment I was kind of stuck...in your grip. So you stick. See? *notices spray paint* Hey, don't use that. Here, have this one. *holds out tube of non-toxic paint to Kade*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 07:19:51 AM
it's just that at that exact moment I was kind of stuck...in your grip. So you stick. See?
*Eyes roll hard.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 07:19:51 AM
*notices spray paint* Hey, don't use that. Here, have this one. *holds out tube of non-toxic paint to Kade*
I don't think we need to worry about this hurting him physically ;D
That tube
is a nice color though. It's like a pink-ish purple. *Puts a dollop on his finger to inspect before quickly booping Eb on the nose, getting paint on it in the process. Giggles and starts putting a smiley face on top of where the yellow spraypaint had been sprayed on Skarzs' knee.*
I am not amused.
*Begins humming to himself as he goes about his work.*
*wipes paint off nose with handkerchief* What are you humming?
Hmm? Oh, nothing in particular. I tend to just make up random melodies.
Oh, is that so? Imteresting. *begins humming The Song of Beren and Luthien*
*Gets a can of spray paint and a lighter.* C'mere, Kade.
Don't do it.
*Ignites lighter.*
*shuts eyes and covers ears*
*examines handy-work* I love painting decent sized nail-spaces. It's so much easier to do nail-art on a larger surface. I appreciate you, Skarzs.
I do not.
How tragic. It's a shame you don't have any hair. I have some ribbons to braid into hair but I suppose that's not much of an option.
BTW, you aren't following the topic. You're not brainstorming at all, you're just copying the other thread.
Meh, it doesn't really matter, as long as we're cruel.
*Sprays the can of now burning spray paint on Kade then leaves.*
*Is unaffected by the fire and sticks a pretty pink bow on Skarzs head.* You don't have any hair, so I had to use superglue to get it to stay.
Anywho, we of the BWAS need to make sure that Skarzs' marriage goes through without a hitch. That is our current goal.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 23, 2020, 06:57:26 AM
*Is unaffected by the fire and sticks a pretty pink bow on Skarzs head.* You don't have any hair, so I had to use superglue to get it to stay.
Anywho, we of the BWAS need to make sure that Skarzs' marriage goes through without a hitch. That is our current goal.
This makes no sense. By the way, you are now furless. All that is left of your lovely otter-badger fur is a singed mess.
Otter-badgers are fire resistant.
Oh.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2020, 07:09:10 AM
Otter-badgers are fire resistant.
Oh, you're quite knowledgeable. I'm impressed.
-_-
._,
*teleports a trailer into the thread* Hmmm, any ideas?
:o
stop!
*glances at Kade and runs for the door*
you already did that -_-
But last time he stopped me.
Ah... >:D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 10:44:10 PM
But last time he stopped me.
And so I shall again. *Catches the fleeing creature and throws her over his shoulder.* What is with your fascination for doors and running towards them?
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2020, 11:59:14 AM
*teleports a trailer into the thread* Hmmm, any ideas?
What movie is it for?
*Takes Ebantu from Kade's shoulder and throws her like a football in a perfect spiral.* Run away, Ebby, be free!
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2020, 11:59:14 AM
*teleports a trailer into the thread* Hmmm, any ideas?
*Stumbles out of trailer, half-awake.*
Wh-wh-where am I? What happened to the camp?
(Also, teleporting is my thing.)
I think BL said it in a different thread that it wasn't the same trailer that she was teleporting, but this works just as well ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 24, 2020, 02:43:05 PM
*Takes Ebantu from Kade's shoulder and throws her like a football in a perfect spiral.* Run away, Ebby, be free!
Wow, nice throw man. And such good form too!
*Begins sprinting, going for the long pass. Jukes around Lass and ducks his head as he shoulder checks the woozy Verdauga and charges through his trailer, leaving an Otterbadger sized hole in it's walls. His legs pumping, he looks up and watches as the pass comes down; will he make it? With a mighty leap, he dives forward and catches the falling Eb right before she hits the ground. TOOOOOUCHDOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!! With Eb over his shoulder, Kade runs back to Skarzs and high-fives him.* Awesome pass dude! We're definitely gonna make it to playoffs this year!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2020, 11:59:14 AM
*teleports a trailer into the thread* Hmmm, any ideas?
What movie is it for?
The BWAS Movie.
As Kade said, it's not the same trailer. Also, that isn't how you play football (here we go again with American vs English vs NZ). It's called
football because you use your feet to kick the ball, and foot
ball because the ball is roughly spherical (specifically, in this case, buckyball shaped).
Quote from: Booklover on February 24, 2020, 04:45:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2020, 11:59:14 AM
*teleports a trailer into the thread* Hmmm, any ideas?
What movie is it for?
The BWAS Movie.
As Kade said, it's not the same trailer. Also, that isn't how you play football (here we go again with American vs English and NZ). It's called football because you use your feet to kI know the ball, and football because the ball is roughly spherical (specifically, in this case, buckyball shaped).
Well you're incorrect but okay.
Also ow. Kade will soon be paying my medical bills and repairing the trailer.
*is unconscious from fright*
Oh no! *Begins using the Heimlich maneuver on Eb.*
That is unnecessary.
But I must save her!
She is unconscious, not choking.
*is still unconscious and now has bruised ribs*
*drags Ebby away*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 08:13:53 PM
Well you're incorrect but okay.
Also ow. Kade will soon be paying my medical bills and repairing the trailer.
Medical bills? Another difference between UK and USA.
Don't try and start a debate.
I'm winded. Lass, you're hurting me. Please stop.
Oh, good, she's awake!
No thanks to you.
Wow, I literally just saved your life.
No you...I give up.
We're meant to be thinking up ways (however dangerous thinking might be) to destroy Skarzs, not fellow BWAS members.
Either way, you guys are mean.
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:23:48 PM
We're meant to be thinking up ways (however dangerous thinking might be) to destroy Skarzs, not fellow BWAS members.
Quite so, quite so.
https://tenor.com/view/boromir-cave-troll-lotr-lord-of-the-rings-gif-16342589
.
XD
Indeed, they do have a cave troll.
And the point of us is to bother said cave troll! Forward!
Oooh...*runs away*
Um why Skarzs?
Because that's what the old BWAS was all about, and who are we to go against tradition?
newbies.
The proper term is n00bz, Lass.
I disagree.
That's ok ^-^
>_>
*Gets up close and looks Lass in the eyes.* Yes? What is it?
*kelkara gase*
Not again...
Should I set fire to you, or are you going to stop staring?
:laugh:
*Braindead Gaze.*
(What? Everyone else was doing it!)
*watches with disdainful amusement*
*Draws close to Eb in an instant, staring her in the eyes.*
*Cue blushing!*
Nope. *stares defiantly back*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 02:59:25 AM
Nope. *stares defiantly back*
*Gets close enough for their noses to touch, staring intensifies.*
*continues staring back* Is something the matter, Kade Rivok?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 07, 2020, 05:34:33 AM
*continues staring back* Is something the matter, Kade Hovok?
I think he's just seeing if you will back down or not...
He will need to do more than stare if that is what he wants.
that was a dumb thing to say...
Indeed.
*Pokes Eb's nose with his own nose, staring intensifying even more.*
Woah, woah, woah, take it down a notch there! Rubbing noses already? I think that might exceed our rating... *checks ratings guidebook*
Rules were made to be broken, дурак прыгает.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 07, 2020, 05:43:16 PM
Woah, woah, woah, take it down a notch there! Rubbing noses already? I think that might exceed our rating... *checks ratings guidebook*
Yeah, but we're married (according to the forums) so it's all good :laugh:
*wrinkles nose at Kade's action but doesn't back down*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 07, 2020, 06:09:17 PM
Rules were made to be broken, %u0434%u0443%u0440%u0430%u043A %u043F%u0440%u044B%u0433%u0430%u0435%u0442.
that's...not how it works...
I love how it doesn't recognise Cyrillic when quoted.
*is becoming bored of staring*
I'll let you off there. *Backs away and pats Eb on the head with a smile.*
And...the point of that was...?
Don't worry about it, dear. ^-^
Oh, I'm not worried. Just curious.
*Laughs.* Not worried? Oh, my darling, you understand so little ^-^
Okay, now I'm slightly concerned. What do you mean?
Mm. *is suspicious*
That's better ^-^
You want me to be suspicious of you?
For your sake, yes ^-^
Okay...*backs away*
*Nods smiling.* That's the spirit!
You're a weirdo.
You have no idea.
None of you do ^-^
Seriously though, define weird. Everyone is weird in their own way, which technically makes everyone normal.
No, there are definitely "normal" people out there, trust me. And there are also people out there that are exceedingly weird, beyond your own scope of the definition. Take me for example ;D
The whole Christian home-education society is considered weird by most people outside if it, I think.
Well, that's because it tends to lead to sheltered folk. Not always, of course, but I've noticed it in other acquaintances brought up in such a way.
It certainly leads to a more limited perspective in many instances. I've been on both sides, and while there are many advantages to homeschooling (and not merely cultural, as some people will ignorantly claim, particularly of Christian homeschooling), I found a public education vital for my own personal development. More for social reasons than anything, which in my opinion is generally a more important consideration even than academics. For although I was able to advance much more rapidly through coursework as a homeschooler, my social abilities were sadly lacking. As far as the cultural isolation goes (which is the motive for which it is undertaken by most Christians), it can also backfire, as instead of having values reinforced and hardened by continual exposure to their antitheticals, they are overwhelmed by the sudden exposure.
Well. *Thinks he's done pretty well, but okay.*
However, there are homeschool groups which were meant for that sort of thing. Furthermore, the cultural isolation most often occurs if the homeschooler's almost completely cut off from society, and has quite literally no idea what they just walked into.
I also tend to be the most extroverted of my IRL friends, and I've been homeschooled the longest out of them; I can also hold a conversation better than almost all the other teens in my church (which tends to turn me to adults, as the teens can't hold the conversation), and of them, I'm the only permanent homeschooler.
Yes, a lot of people hear we home educate and say 'But what about social interaction?' when actually we (our group, not homeschoolers in general) have perfectly fine social skills. We meet up as a group at least once a week, usually, and also meet in smaller groups of two-three families even more often. We have a very diverse age range as well, making our group pretty good at interacting with anyone, from newborn babies through to the residents of our local rest homes (we do singing performances there several times a year).
(We actually left the homeschool groups here because there are bullies.)
Going further, a limited viewpoint is expressed in most public schools, as they teach evolution. Almost all scientific broadcasts are heavily laden with this religion, and the most famous scientists hold so fastly to it the cannot accept anythng else. And they likely aren't homeschooled.
I'm not talking solely about the ability to hold a conversation or have meaningful personal interactions with another person, I'm talking about constructing meaningful relationships with people who hold opposing views, embrace contrasting values and live in different cultures and societies. Communication ability is something that most people (even introverts) have in varying degrees of expertise, and a public school situation may or may not be beneficial for developing such skills. But understanding of other value systems and societies cannot realistically occur except through meaningful social interaction.
Not that I'm even talking about gaining an understanding about the beliefs and values and cultures of others. I am talking about gaining an understanding of those others which hold the differing beliefs, which is something separate and much harder to achieve.
As to your first point; what would it cause if you were to build a relationship with someone of opposing views? Would it cause you to relax your standards? And would you have to compromise your values to embrace something contrasting them? Not that it isn't possible, but is it worth it?
As to your second point; understanding the people who hold those beliefs requires spending time getting to know them, and why they believe what they believe. While this requires social skills, the core of it requires the same of homeschoolers and publicschoolers. At that point, it becomes individual.
Don't be silly, you can absolutely have a meaningful relationship with someone who does not share your views, or even has opposing views, without compromising your standards. My best friend in high school (who I still keep in touch with) was a very liberal atheist, while I am very much the opposite. I never minimized my faith or commitment to my ideals in order to gratify him; what made us friends was that we both had a strong interest in political subjects and were willing to hold a civic discourse about those subjects. Did that relationship change me? It did. Not in that it reduced my faith, or caused me to suddenly embrace liberal political views, but it did cause me to reconsider me views on certain points because during our discussion I realized that some of my arguments were incomplete, insufficient, or simply invalid. And likewise with him. In political thought, this is called the "marketplace of ideas," and is the theory that strongly backs freedom of speech: whenever two ideas are presented, it will be visible which one is truer; the more ideas presented, the faster the truth can be reached. That relationship strengthened me and made me a more faithful and more thoughtful person (and I believe it did the same for my friend), because it caused me to think through and validate my own beliefs, and that is the value of it.
My point is not that homeschoolers are not capable of having such experiences, obviously they are. It is that they do not have such experiences, due to the nature of the program.
Now I must say that what I speak is a generalization, and in no case absolute. I'm not saying that public schooling is worse or better than homeschooling, only pointing out a specific advantage which I feel that I derived from attending a public school. And that advantage may not necessarily apply in all cases, either; obviously there are some public schools no one would wish their child to attend, and other public schools which are small or homogenous enough that they don't produce said experience.
About you and your friendship, correct me if I'm wrong, but the only major aspect tying you two together is your political discourse. If either of you weren't civil, would the two of you even connect?
I also didn't say that it was impossible to have a relationship of any meaningful level with someone of opposing views, but I did say (or ask, really) about whether any relationship with them would constantly stress your views and values to breaking point; not that this isn't exactly wrong; my discourses with others has caused me to really think about what I believe, and I have changed quite a few of my views due to them.
All that to ask a question and clarify my statement.
Well, as I said, I have a mild (that's a lie, a strong) tendency towards debate- so I hope I haven't been too oppositional. I very much enjoy these types of conversations ;D
In any case, we connected very well over our political interests, but that was not the only dimension of our friendship; I mention it mainly as a way to illustrate my point. And to clarify, I am not saying, for example, that anyone should go out of their way to become best friends with a drug dealer solely because that person has a different value system- that would clearly be a terrible idea. Our friends should, if they do not share in the particulars of our standards, at least support them. But I do think it is valuable to have friends who hold differing ideas, or we risk turning our environment into one that impedes thought.
I would say it is valuable to have good relationships (in a general sense, not necessarily friendship) even with people who do not hold our standards. Living with people who hold other standards is merely one of the inevitabilites of life, and having experience with those relationships can help us to uphold those standards (and gives us a much clearer view of why we have them).
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 10, 2020, 11:50:22 PM
Well, as I said, I have a mild (that's a lie, a strong) tendency towards debate- so I hope I haven't been too oppositional. I very much enjoy these types of conversations ;D
You're good. I enjoy debating as well, though I'm hardly any good at it :P
That out of the way, to your points:
I agree with both of them, though to a slightly lesser extent than you do. But if we do not have relations with anyone with different views, ideas, or methods, we begin to think our methods are right and theirs wrong. Once that extends beyond matters of right and wrong, it becomes a problem. In short:
I agree.
School is for losers anyways. Education is so overrated.
Totally. Look at me; I never learned to read. Did that stop me? NOOOOOOoooo!!
Right? I don't even know what you just typed! I don't even know what I'm typing right now!
I pretty much taught myself to read, with a bit of help from mum and dad. :laugh:
Which is pretty good, if I do say so myselfI DO SAY SO!
^-^
Ok, I got the smiley face. Everything else, not so much.
As in you don't understand or your computer can't load it?
I CAN'T READ WHAT YOU ARE SAYING EB, TYPE LOUDER
LIKE THIS?
STILL CAN'T QUITE MAKE IT OUT. TYPE LOUDER PLEASE. SLOWER TOO, IF YOU CAN MANAGE IT.
-_-
OK, THAT ONE I GOT.
:laugh: You made me laugh irl.
Mm. Glad to be of assistance.
^-^
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 10, 2020, 11:25:06 PM
Don't be silly, you can absolutely have a meaningful relationship with someone who does not share your views, or even has opposing views, without compromising your standards. My best friend in high school (who I still keep in touch with) was a very liberal atheist, while I am very much the opposite. I never minimized my faith or commitment to my ideals in order to gratify him; what made us friends was that we both had a strong interest in political subjects and were willing to hold a civic discourse about those subjects. Did that relationship change me? It did. Not in that it reduced my faith, or caused me to suddenly embrace liberal political views, but it did cause me to reconsider me views on certain points because during our discussion I realized that some of my arguments were incomplete, insufficient, or simply invalid. And likewise with him. In political thought, this is called the "marketplace of ideas," and is the theory that strongly backs freedom of speech: whenever two ideas are presented, it will be visible which one is truer; the more ideas presented, the faster the truth can be reached. That relationship strengthened me and made me a more faithful and more thoughtful person (and I believe it did the same for my friend), because it caused me to think through and validate my own beliefs, and that is the value of it.
My point is not that homeschoolers are not capable of having such experiences, obviously they are. It is that they do not have such experiences, due to the nature of the program.
Now I must say that what I speak is a generalization, and in no case absolute. I'm not saying that public schooling is worse or better than homeschooling, only pointing out a specific advantage which I feel that I derived from attending a public school. And that advantage may not necessarily apply in all cases, either; obviously there are some public schools no one would wish their child to attend, and other public schools which are small or homogenous enough that they don't produce said experience.
Kinda related to the subject at hand but cool to see you on here Wylder... i quite liked some of the discussions and debates we had on here precisely for that reason you outlined above- it broadened my view on certain topics ie religion.
(Reading these last few pages was kinda fun. ^-^)
@Grond Good to see you around! I hope you've been doing well in this crazy wonderful place we call the Earth. I too appreciated our discussions- I find there are few enough people willing to really discuss the difficult subjects, and I always enjoy being able to do so.
Aye. Glad you came back, Grond. :)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 03:03:38 AM
I CAN'T READ WHAT YOU ARE SAYING EB, TYPE LOUDER
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 03:06:10 AM
LIKE THIS?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 03:57:01 AM
:laugh: You made me laugh irl.
*Is tempted to put this in the funny posts collection*
Do it! XD
Do it! When you B&Q it.
*B&Q.
Mmmmm, BBQ....
I was talking about the shop. (No, not ship, however much my fingers happened to somehow type that.)
I was talking about the food.
So, any brainstorming lately?
I was hoping you all would come up with ideas so I wouldn't have to.
I mean, I would recommend shipping, but...
What, the wedding of Corn and Skarzs redux? :laugh:
^-^
WE'VE SUCCESSFULLY DRIVEN OFF THE BEAST.
HUZZAH
My plan is moving along nicely.
Meanie.
Says youuu....
We could have Skarzs dig a never ending tunnel.
I feel like he'd do that without us even having to provoke him >_>
*bump*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 14, 2020, 02:59:07 AM
You may not want my opinion, but that's part of the fun of art, I think. It can evolve and be molded on the fly, and that's what will make your art yours. I'd like to encourage you to keep going if you don't think your art is as good as you want it to be. Every one will be better than the last.
If I may use @lass of something much as an example, over the time that I have seen her on here, her art has changed and improved further than I think she may realize. Perhaps she's not where she wants to be, but we can see her improving and that's because she just keeps trying and is developing a style of her own.
If you want to find her, there's an incredible artist within you waiting to break out.
Skarzs is just a big ol' fluffy squish bear ^_^
*Gives @Skarzs a lolly and a pat on the head* Stand up for yourself, boy. :) Life is to short to squander it with children whose thinkers no only violence. You have a sparkling future ahead with more skipping stones then Kade could throw at you. In all my days I have never encountered such a bright boy as yourself. Your grey matter must not be squandered on the things of this world. You are destined for greatness, hey?
I think Skarzs is strong enough to not need to be defended :giggle:
Which is why he must be destroyed
D:
Say wat?
The one time I'm glad to be a weak link...
Your never the weak link and never will be.....
That's very sweet of you, but you're wrong XD
Well ya can't be.....Cause that spot is reserved for me....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 14, 2020, 06:51:06 PM
*bump*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 14, 2020, 02:59:07 AM
You may not want my opinion, but that's part of the fun of art, I think. It can evolve and be molded on the fly, and that's what will make your art yours. I'd like to encourage you to keep going if you don't think your art is as good as you want it to be. Every one will be better than the last.
If I may use @lass of something much as an example, over the time that I have seen her on here, her art has changed and improved further than I think she may realize. Perhaps she's not where she wants to be, but we can see her improving and that's because she just keeps trying and is developing a style of her own.
If you want to find her, there's an incredible artist within you waiting to break out.
Skarzs is just a big ol' fluffy squish bear ^_^
No.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 15, 2020, 02:59:58 AM
Well ya can't be.....Cause that spot is reserved for me....
[cheese]Well, we can both be weak links long as we fall off together..[/cheese]
Nah Imma fall first....
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 15, 2020, 03:30:19 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 14, 2020, 06:51:06 PM
*bump*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 14, 2020, 02:59:07 AM
You may not want my opinion, but that's part of the fun of art, I think. It can evolve and be molded on the fly, and that's what will make your art yours. I'd like to encourage you to keep going if you don't think your art is as good as you want it to be. Every one will be better than the last.
If I may use @lass of something much as an example, over the time that I have seen her on here, her art has changed and improved further than I think she may realize. Perhaps she's not where she wants to be, but we can see her improving and that's because she just keeps trying and is developing a style of her own.
If you want to find her, there's an incredible artist within you waiting to break out.
Skarzs is just a big ol' fluffy squish bear ^_^
No.
Don't lie, Skarzsles.
I'm not.
We all saw the picture with the kittens ^_^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 15, 2020, 02:09:13 PM
We all saw the picture with the kittens ^_^
It's called playing with my food.
O_O
I believe he's a tsundere, hey? ^-^
Yes, I was saying "tsun" short for "tsundere" -_-
*Pats Kade's head* Sure you were, buddy. :)
@The Skarzs, come here please... I have a present for you. 8D º-)
Oh, how nice.
*Is still waiting for
@The Skarzs*
I suspect your gift to be of ill nature. . .
Probably, but perhaps Sheev will surprise us.
In a bad way?
Who knows, man...
*Slaps Skarzs*
Oh snap.
...
...
Is your paw ok?
wow
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 14, 2021, 10:15:35 PM
Oh snap.
...
...
Is your paw ok?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Spray paints "BWAS 4 LYFE" on Skarzs back.*
*Draws makeup on Skarz's face in permanent marker*
Noice!
I know, right! ;D
He's beautiful now🤩
*Throws him into an activ evolcano.*
That escalated.
It did.
Very much.
Still, a volcano is like a hot tub for him. Probably feels good.
*Pours scorpions on top of Skarz's head*
🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂
FALCON KICK
*Power slap!*
*joins the New BWAS, having been condemned to death by Skarz a few weeks ago*
Condemned? Who, what, when, where, why, how?
Quote from: Ally046 on June 19, 2021, 07:23:13 AM
*Pours scorpions on top of Skarz's head*
🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂
Those are just adorable.
DORIAH
No it isn't.
Wha? ???
Yall don't know Smash.
REST
@The Skarzs I miss you, my lumpy muffin.
Why can't you trust atoms?
Spoiler
They make up everything :giggle:
Juzt gaet an idea... *Gaez off tae create a nev zread*
Skarzsles is a very lumpy muffin but lovable nonetheless.
Dae ye ken ze Muffin Man?
The muffin man that lives out by Drury Lane?
Aye, zat'z ze vone.
Never heard of him. Hope he chokes on his muffin and muffing dies.
It moight be a Chocolate Muffin O' Deaz, zen.
Skarzs kens the muffin man.
Ach, zen 'e'z lyin'...
How dare he do such a thing, the noodle.
Ach, vot if 'e 'imzelf iz in fact ze Muffin Man...?
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.194552256.5744/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.u4.jpg)
TIZ ZE MUFFIN MAN!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2022, 05:15:23 PM(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.194552256.5744/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.u4.jpg)
My lumpy muffin ^-^
Ya know, I never thought a thread about beating up a pebble could get more ridiculous, and then it did
Could be a magic pebble...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2022, 02:50:11 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2022, 05:15:23 PM(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.194552256.5744/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.u4.jpg)
My lumpy muffin ^-^
Ew
:giggle:
Quote from: lass of something much on November 16, 2022, 09:56:30 PMYa know, I never thought a thread about beating up a pebble could get more ridiculous, and then it did
Don't underestimate the power of the Cellars.
(Or the power of the pebble, either.)
Vot aboot Fruity Pebblez, zough...?
I am neither a pebble nor fruity
Heh
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 29, 2022, 02:36:41 PMI am neither a pebble nor fruity
Then what flavor are you if not fruity?
Give me a lick if you dare
:)
*licks* my lollipop
Raisins?
Nah, he tastes very salty.
Definitely salty.
Maybe he is salt.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2022, 02:16:16 AM*licks* my lollipop
(https://i.postimg.cc/h491vDhB/YOU.png)
:giggle:
He hasn't bathed in years.
Natural defense mechanism
Let's make Skarsz listen to "All I want for Christmas is you" by Mariah Carey on repeat coming from no discernible direction, meaning he can't block his ears or turn away from the sound.
Let's make him listen to stones being ground to dust. That oughta scare him.
Vot aboot 'Lazt Chriztmaz' inztead? Zat zong really irritatez me Mum. Perzonally 'Santa Baby' really getz on me nervez- zuch a greedy brat! Zlip a Zable under ze tree..? Aye zure, but tiz a loive Zable vho iz iz gaein' tae boite yer greedy 'and und maul ye fer yer zelfizh materializm. Und zen ye get run o'er by ze yacht ze alzae vanted und reduced tae a pulp. MUVAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Serves the selfish fool right. :giggle:
Agreed.
Skarzs ought to be run over by a yacht, but I doubt it would do any damage to him.
Rude
Red
Umbrellaz
Durin'
Eazter
What horrible weather for Easter
Ach, could be vorze...
Lava
Lemonic
Atmozphere
Variationz
Available
You can run him over with that, then.
*Tosses Flib at Skarzs* Flib, use tackle!
*attempts to do so*
*Waits with bated breath to see what happens to
@Skarzs*
*Don't bate your breath, it's a bad habit and will likely cause you to pass out if Skarzs isn't online in the next two minutes or so*
He said yesterday
Rest in pieces, Kade.
Und na' zat 'e'z nae 'ere, ve can eat ziz ten-layer cake...
*Is really good at holding his breath.*
Keep on holding your breath, you're doing great
*Blue thumbs up*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 20, 2023, 02:35:53 AMUnd na' zat 'e'z nae 'ere, ve can eat ziz ten-layer cake...
Let's save it to eat during his funeral, after we're all done pretending that we miss him eating
us.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 21, 2023, 01:34:25 AMKeep on holding your breath, you're doing great
Way to disturb the peace, man. :giggle:
*Eats Flib to refill his oxygen.*
*Ticklez Kade viz a feather tae get 'im tae ztop 'auldin' 'iz breath*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 22, 2023, 05:08:11 PM*Eats Flib to refill his oxygen.*
I'm a lettuce, not a porcupine.
*Hedgehog
*Continuez ticklin'*
*Eats HIAG as well*
*Decoyed Kade viz a duffel bag, zae na' 'e'z eaten a duffel bag, vhich vaz filled viz Antz viz tiny featherz zat begin ticklin' Kade from ze inzoide*
Wait, aren't we supposed to be attacking Skarzs instead of each other?
Ve are, but Kade keepz tryin' tae eat everybeazt. Ach...
Kade, why don'cha try eating Skarzs?
He can't
He could at least try.
Dae or dae nae, zere iz nae try.
We need to find out what his kryptonite is... *throws a barrel of Kryptonite at Skarzs*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 25, 2023, 08:49:00 PMKade, why don'cha try eating Skarzs?
He's way too salty for my taste.
Huh.
So if I jumped in a bag of salt, would you leave me alone and stop eating me?
There's no comparison. The salt is a part of him. A mere coating doesn't even come close :giggle:
That's a small part of it.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 27, 2023, 04:20:45 PMHuh.
So if I jumped in a bag of salt, would you leave me alone and stop eating me?
Dessicated Flib. Salted Bigboat.
I'll dessicate you. I will personally chain you to the bottom of the biggest freshwater lake in existence, and you. Will. Die. In. Pain.
And then I'll take all your knives for myself, 'cause they're cool.
Ach, zuzpiciouz vordz . . . Could Flib 'ave killed Skarzs in ze ozer topic...?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 28, 2023, 02:35:25 AMI'll dessicate you. I will personally chain you to the bottom of the biggest freshwater lake in existence, and you. Will. Die. In. Pain.
And then I'll take all your knives for myself, 'cause they're cool.
Fresh water doesn't desiccate things. It hydrates.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 28, 2023, 02:35:25 AMI'll dessicate you. I will personally chain you to the bottom of the biggest freshwater lake in existence, and you. Will. Die. In. Pain.
And then I'll take all your knives for myself, 'cause they're cool.
Has Lass been giving you lessons?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 28, 2023, 03:14:51 AMAch, zuzpiciouz vordz . . . Could Flib 'ave killed Skarzs in ze ozer topic...?
Nope. I don't work with poison. It's too dangerous.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 28, 2023, 01:53:09 PMFresh water doesn't desiccate things. It hydrates.
It will melt all the salt off you, and you'll drown.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2023, 02:51:59 PMHas Lass been giving you lessons?
No. I just like knives. I'm surprised you didn't figure that out a long time ago.
I meant regarding the murder part.
Mm
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2023, 05:04:37 PMI meant regarding the murder part.
Nah. I was just jealous of him being too salty to eat, whereas you gobble me in every topic.
*Pat pat* There there
One *pat* and one there is sufficient. You don't need to repeat everything like a friggin' parrot.
*Gobbles Flib down*
*from inside Kade* You don't have to eat me like a friggin' Otterbadger, either.
How else am I supposed to? I am an Otterbadger, after all ^-^
You're me though
Daez zat mean Kade'z dead in ze ozer topic, taae?
o_O
This place gets more cursed ev'ry time I visit.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 04, 2023, 01:33:23 AMDaez zat mean Kade'z dead in ze ozer topic, taae?
Or I'm alive.
Zat taae. Ach...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 04, 2023, 03:38:39 AMo_O
This place gets more cursed ev'ry time I visit.
Oh, so you're the one responsible for cursing it?
That does seem to be what he's implying.
Maybe he murdered Skarzs.
Mozt zuzpiciouz...
I mean, we're only supposed to annoy him, not kill him. Though, I guess death can be rather annoying....
Death, zat iz, Death viz a capital 'D', iz actually quoite a noice fellov und nae annoyin' at av.
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/spellcasters/images/c/c8/Death_%28Hogfather%29.png)
Na', ze ztate o' vone bein' dead iz quoite anozer matter. Ach...
Well, since Death makes people become dead, which is annoying, then Death is also annoying, in a roundabout way.
Yeah, get wrecked, Death.
Actually, Death (viz a capital 'D') daeznae make people become dead- 'e juzt comez after zey've died.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 07, 2023, 04:58:41 PMActually, Death (viz a capital 'D') daeznae make people become dead- 'e juzt comez after zey've died.
He can also remember tomorrow.
Tomorrow comes today.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 08, 2023, 12:01:52 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 07, 2023, 04:58:41 PMActually, Death (viz a capital 'D') daeznae make people become dead- 'e juzt comez after zey've died.
He can also remember tomorrow.
Ze Auditorz dizloike 'im, zough, but zey zhould 'oneztly gae und boil zeir 'eadz.
You know who else should go boil their head?
Death.
(With a capital "D".)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 12, 2023, 07:53:54 PMYou know who else should go boil their head?
Death.
(With a capital "D".)
On vot groundz?
Alzae, Death 'az zeen ze
INFINITE.
Spoiler
On the outside it's blue.
Aye, und tiz nae zat imprezzive.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 12, 2023, 10:31:45 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 12, 2023, 07:53:54 PMYou know who else should go boil their head?
Death.
(With a capital "D".)
On vot groundz?
No, no, in a cauldron or something. You can't boil stuff on the ground.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 14, 2023, 07:09:59 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 12, 2023, 10:31:45 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 12, 2023, 07:53:54 PMYou know who else should go boil their head?
Death.
(With a capital "D".)
On vot groundz?
No, no, in a cauldron or something. You can't boil stuff on the ground.
Ah meant, vot iz yer juztification und/or reazonin' fer zaid opinion?
Because he enjoys hanging around dead people.
Actually, tiz 'iz job.
He does his job too well, if you ask me.
At leazt 'e'z gaet a perzonality, unloike ze Auditorz...
...It alzae 'elpz zat 'e acted az ze 'ogfather (ze Dizcvorld equivalent o' Zanta) after zaid Auditorz 'ad ze real vone azzazzinated.
(https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/009/001/301/large/steven-maye-hogfather.jpg?1516577928)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 17, 2023, 12:34:51 AM...It alzae 'elpz zat 'e acted az ze 'ogfather (ze Dizcvorld equivalent o' Zanta) after zaid Auditorz 'ad ze real vone azzazzinated.
Oh that was nice of him.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2023, 07:09:22 PM(https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/009/001/301/large/steven-maye-hogfather.jpg?1516577928)
Zat vaz a major zcene in a major book, vhich zey made intae a major minizeriez.
(Fer zoze zat dinnae ken or didnae catch it in ze video, ze Volvez ye zee are actually ze Auditorz vho've tranzformed zemzelvez intae Volf forme. Ah villnae zpoil ze reazon zey did zat fer zoze zat 'avenae read ze book or zeen ze minizeriez, zough- vhich Ah
DEFINITELY recommend!)
Love the movies/series. The animated ones too.
Ah've only zeen ze movie zeriez fer ze firzt tva bookz Ze Colour O' Magic und Ze Loight Fantaztic und Hogfather. Ah've nae zeen any o' ze animated vonez, except fer zat introduction fer Reaper Man zat vaz cancelled und a couple clipz. Zat vaz a pity, becauze zat'z me favourite book in ze zeriez. Ah'll vatch Gaein' Poztal az zoon az Ah read ze book firzt. From vot Ah've zeen in ze tva minizeriez Ah've zeen, zey're major but it 'elpz tae 'ave read ze bookz zey're bazed on firzt, ozervize ye moight mizz zome zin'z.
Zat zcene viz ze monzter in ze bazement vaz definitely vone o' ze bezt, ditto fer ze Jack Und Ze Beanztalk ztory.
I might try it sometimes, it looks interesting. I'm actually making a list of all the books I've read and liked, and I'm making another one of books I haven't read yet, or series I haven't finished.
Definitely try ze Dizcvorld zeriez. Reaper Man, Hogfather, und Jingo are me favourite zree o' ze vonez Ah've read zae far.
Will do.
Way to abuse Skarzs: force him to read the War of the Spark Novel.
Or vorze, ze Tviloight zeriez...
Let's judt build a collection of bad books and stories amd force Skarsz to read them.
In zat caze, Ze Metamorphoziz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis) vid be a good vone.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 15, 2023, 05:43:08 PMIn zat caze, Ze Metamorphoziz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis) vid be a good vone.
That looks like the most German book every written. What kind of depressing and anticlimactic story is that even.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 15, 2023, 03:28:25 PMWay to abuse Skarzs: force him to read the War of the Spark Novel.
What?
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 15, 2023, 11:45:23 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 15, 2023, 05:43:08 PMIn zat caze, Ze Metamorphoziz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis) vid be a good vone.
That looks like the most German book every written. What kind of depressing and anticlimactic story is that even.
Zimply put, a man vakez up vone day und realisez 'e'z turned intae a giant Beetle/Inzect. 'e lingerz fer a fev monthz, und zen diez. Ze End. Ah 'ad tae read it fer zchool vone toime. Tiz
extremely deprezzin'. In community college a teacher zhoved me an animated verzion o' vot Ah zink vaz anozer ztory o' 'iz aboot a country doctor vhich vaz alzae bizarre und deprezzin'. Ach...
Oof
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 15, 2023, 03:28:25 PMWay to abuse Skarzs: force him to read the War of the Spark Novel.
What?
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It's a novel telling the story of a card game, and it is one of the worst novels I have ever read. When my brother had mice in his apartment, they took one nibble of thw book and decided to not eat it. That's how bad it was.
Good grief.
There are lots and lots of books that I would not recommend to anyone.
But I have locked them into the part of my brain where important information goes. I can never remember anything that's in there. Ever.
Oh wait...
What about The Cursed Child?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 18, 2023, 09:24:13 PMGood grief.
There are lots and lots of books that I would not recommend to anyone.
But I have locked them into the part of my brain where important information goes. I can never remember anything that's in there. Ever.
Oh wait...
What about The Cursed Child?
(https://media.tenor.com/XeIJ1j0G7zQAAAAd/scream-harry-potter.gif)
My thoughts exactly.
Way to Abuse Skarzs: paint his whole kitchen bright yellow.
Or put up... yellov vallpaper.
It's gray
...Nae anymore.
Uh oh
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You monsters
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(https://media.tenor.com/p5S4VIuoZMcAAAAd/minions-minion.gif)
Cringe