Poll
Question:
Who killed The Skarzs?
Option 1: Kade Rivok
votes: 1
Option 2: Cornflower MM
votes: 4
Option 3: One-Eye The Wildcat
votes: 1
Option 4: The Death Defying Beavers
votes: 2
Option 5: The Guests
votes: 2
Ach, ze unzinkable 'az 'appened!
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On the 11th of November 2022, @The Skarzs was found dead- murdered- by some unkenned individual or individuals. His body is being kept in a large transparent troll-proof box (just in case a necromancer or someone tries to bring him back as a zombie or something like that) in Cavern Hole. As to who did this horrendous crime, there are currently five suspects:
1. @Kade Rivok - He recently revived an old thread for abusing Skarzs . . . could he be the culprit...?
2. @Cornflower MM - Wasn't there a topic where she and Skarzs got married? Perhaps the marriage had gone sour, and she wanted to end it . . . permanently...
3. @One-Eye the wildcat - He hasn't been seen lately, and it might just be the sort of thing he would do.
4. The Death Defying Beavers - They could be trying to take over the world again, but Skarzs might have kent or seen something that could ruin their plans, and they decided to have him assassinated...
5. The Guests - They are devious, sneaky, malicious and bent on taking over the forum- need I say more...?
If you have any information on this crime, please reveal it in this thread, and vote on who you think the guilty party is. This tragedy must not be allowed to go unpunished!!!--**---**--
Ah vonder vho could 'ave done it. Ach...
My money is on Ally.
Oh, that's horrible! How could someone murder the smol elf?! >:(
*Closes his eyes*
He lived a great life and we had some great times together
*Smiles slightly at the memories of abusing him, his eyes still closed*
*...finally opens his eyes, but looks away as he says*
Skarz shall be dearly missed
Spoiler
What was the cause of death?
Nay idea.
I feel like it's a slightly important detail >_>
Is HiAG hiding evidence!?!
Nyet, Ah'm nae 'oidin' anyzin'- Ah juzt genuinely dinnae ken- 'iz body vaz found dead und tvaz determined zat 'e vaz murdered, but az o' yet nae vone kenz 'ov (or vhy). Look fer evidence und etc. regardin' ze caze-
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ZE GAME IZ AFOOT!
*Is dead*
Oh! Oh! It was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the revolver!
Do we know who found him?
Nev report on ze murder o' Skarzs:
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It has been revealed that the member kenned as Skarzs was found dead in the Cellars by ze Friar, lying on his back. In his hand was a mug of October Ale, which it has just been determined containted- amongst other things- nightshade. From this evidence, it is now believed that the cause of death was poisoning. It is theorised that he started drinking the poisoned October Ale in the mug, got poisoned, and died. Whether he was aware of the nightshade in the drink prior to drinking, or also if he was forced into drinking the poisoned drink, has yet to be determined. Everybeast is advised to come forward if they have or discover any further clues or evidence that can help find the dead member's killer.--**---**--
*Is dead by poison nightshade*
There's only a few beasts here that are fond of the drink, so I believe that could limit our suspects.
Nayvone zaid ze murderer zemzelvez drinkz it, zough.
But to actually use it in the first place requires somebeast that would actually think to use it at all, which is more likely in one that partakes (or at least pretends to) themselves.
It can be more likely, but zat daeznae definitively mean ze culprit drinkz (or pretendz tae drink) October Ale. Alzae, ze poizon could 'ave been in or on ze mug, razer zan in ze drink (loike Swartt Sixclaw in Ootcazt O' Redwall daez a number o' toimez), zae- if zat iz zae- votever drink vent intae it vidnae matter becauze ze poizon vid 'ave never been in ze actual drink.
A very intereztin' caze, ziz iz. Ach...
Will there be an autopsy to definitively determine that Skarzs was offed by the poison? Or, should we just roll with that being definitively proven as fact?
Tvaz definitely proven az a fact. Zey actually avready did an autopzy, und zen put 'im back togezer again after zey vere done.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 13, 2022, 11:13:01 PMNev report on ze murder o' Skarzs:
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It has been revealed that the member kenned as Skarzs was found dead in the Cellars by ze Friar, lying on his back. In his hand was a mug of October Ale, which it has just been determined containted- amongst other things- nightshade. From this evidence, it is now believed that the cause of death was poisoning. It is theorised that he started drinking the poisoned October Ale in the mug, got poisoned, and died. Whether he was aware of the nightshade in the drink prior to drinking, or also if he was forced into drinking the poisoned drink, has yet to be determined. Everybeast is advised to come forward if they have or discover any further clues or evidence that can help find the dead member's killer.
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Kaaaaaaade, you're the Cellars mod. How could something like this happen on your watch? There's no way you don't know who did it - Unless you were slacking at your job, ooooooor you did it yourself. *Squints*
I'm the Cellars Loop actually; I'm not as all powerful as a mod. Now, if I had been a mod, I can assure you that something like this wouldn't have happened, but I'm not really in control of that, AM I?
The fact that you're trying to cast doubt on fellow staff is a bit suspicious, don't you think? And let's not forget that you were a founder of the original BWAS. HMMMMMMMMMMM
It was me. I mistook the nightshade for chamomile and put it in the October Ale to add to the flavor.
I don't know who you're trying to protect, but we both know that you don't play with alcohol.
You're right. It's a tool.
*Puts on sunglasses and walks away*
*Gives out free October ale and watches the beasts that take some closely, but in such a manor that they don't notice*
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on November 25, 2022, 05:08:29 AM*Gives out free October ale and watches the beasts that take some closely, but in such a manor that they don't notice*
'ov daez vone look at ozerz in a
manor...? Trough a vindov or zummat, may'apz? Vidnae it be better tae look at zem in a
manner inztead...?
It is fine Rill; I appreciate the pun, at least.
*Said from a walkie-talkie.*
*Solves the mystery.*
You utter Sherlock, you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2022, 02:49:02 PMI'm the Cellars Loop actually; I'm not as all powerful as a mod. Now, if I had been a mod, I can assure you that something like this wouldn't have happened, but I'm not really in control of that, AM I?
The fact that you're trying to cast doubt on fellow staff is a bit suspicious, don't you think? And let's not forget that you were a founder of the original BWAS. HMMMMMMMMMMM
The Cellars is still your domain to keep a close eye on, y'know. We thought we could trust you to keep everything under control and keep things like this from happening.
I may have been a founder of the original BWAS, but no permanent physical damage ever befell poor Skarzsles and it's been silent for many a moon now. Could this be you trying to set me up so you can take my place as senior mod, Mr. "I'm Just a LoOp But This Wouldn't Have Happened If I Were a Mod"? Is this a powergrab at the expense of one our members?
*Rolls in my grave for being called Skarzsles.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 27, 2022, 09:52:01 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2022, 02:49:02 PMI'm the Cellars Loop actually; I'm not as all powerful as a mod. Now, if I had been a mod, I can assure you that something like this wouldn't have happened, but I'm not really in control of that, AM I?
The fact that you're trying to cast doubt on fellow staff is a bit suspicious, don't you think? And let's not forget that you were a founder of the original BWAS. HMMMMMMMMMMM
The Cellars is still your domain to keep a close eye on, y'know. We thought we could trust you to keep everything under control and keep things like this from happening.
I may have been a founder of the original BWAS, but no permanent physical damage ever befell poor Skarzsles and it's been silent for many a moon now. Could this be you trying to set me up so you can take my place as senior mod, Mr. "I'm Just a LoOp But This Wouldn't Have Happened If I Were a Mod"? Is this a powergrab at the expense of one our members?
At the expense of one of our members? It's just Skarzs :giggle:
If it had been someone like Lass or Flib, now
that would've been tragic.
More evidence. The Person Of Interest has no sentimental attachment to the one he has also claimed to be. In fact, the Person Of Interest has no attachment to someone the rest of us call a friend. None of us are safe.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 28, 2022, 12:08:44 AM*Rolls in my grave for being called Skarzsles.*
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/882081371630219335.webp?size=160&quality=lossless)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 28, 2022, 02:50:18 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on December 27, 2022, 09:52:01 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2022, 02:49:02 PMI'm the Cellars Loop actually; I'm not as all powerful as a mod. Now, if I had been a mod, I can assure you that something like this wouldn't have happened, but I'm not really in control of that, AM I?
The fact that you're trying to cast doubt on fellow staff is a bit suspicious, don't you think? And let's not forget that you were a founder of the original BWAS. HMMMMMMMMMMM
The Cellars is still your domain to keep a close eye on, y'know. We thought we could trust you to keep everything under control and keep things like this from happening.
I may have been a founder of the original BWAS, but no permanent physical damage ever befell poor Skarzsles and it's been silent for many a moon now. Could this be you trying to set me up so you can take my place as senior mod, Mr. "I'm Just a LoOp But This Wouldn't Have Happened If I Were a Mod"? Is this a powergrab at the expense of one our members?
At the expense of one of our members? It's just Skarzs :giggle:
If it had been someone like Lass or Flib, now that would've been tragic.
..... Y'know you're not helping your case much there. Also, favorites much? XD
Hey, I don't see you denying it ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on December 30, 2022, 12:07:50 AMMore evidence. The Person Of Interest has no sentimental attachment to the one he has also claimed to be. In fact, the Person Of Interest has no attachment to someone the rest of us call a friend. None of us are safe.
Self hatred is a very common thing, not sure why you find it surprising *shrugs*
I don't have to deny it, you just handed yourself over on a silver platter XD That said, nope, wasn't me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2022, 07:00:02 PM*Solves the mystery.*
You said you solved it, but you haven't revealed who it was yet. ??? I'm hanging on the edge of my seat. Please do tell.
(https://i.gifer.com/KbSf.gif)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 28, 2022, 02:50:18 PMAt the expense of one of our members? It's just Skarzs :giggle:
If it had been someone like Lass or Flib, now that would've been tragic.
Aww, thank you!
By the way, I don't know for sure who killed him, but I think I've figured out the most likely person.
Oh?
Yep.
Not gonna share then?
Sure I'll share. The most likely person would be One-Eye, but since there's neither rhyme nor reason in the Cellars, it could be Corn, because she's the most unlikely person.
I approve of your choice ^-^
Which one?
Yes.
Personally, I think it was James Gryphon. Has anyone seen him since the murder was discovered? Of course not. Definitive proof of his guilt.
A nev update on ze murder:
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Four guests were just discovered drowned to death in the abbey pond. All four of them had apparently recently submitted to join the forum and were vaiting on a response. It is suspected that this could be somehow related, but what the connection could be remains unkenned. Could the one who drowned them have been the same one who poisoned Skarzs? Could somebeast have been trying to silence them, or perhaps prevent them from joining the forum? Could they have been accomplices that it was decided needed to be disposed of? It remains a mystery...--**---**--
Ach, that would explain why all the guests who ostensibly are creating accounts never show up
Indeed. Und zen ve 'ave zoze zat create an account, make a fev poztz, get a profile picture, und zen juzt dizappear. Ach...
I think Skarzs and the guests were having a feud and ended up offing each other. He has a long history of being a guest hater, after all.
Except ze gueztz vere drovned after 'iz murder.
Hearsay
I personally think you should add the BWAS as an option in the poll.
I think we should add Flib.
I think I should change my vote to Kade.
I also think you should change your vote to Kade. I always deserve to be voted for, regardless of the poll.
I think Kade is acting very suspicious. On purpose. So we'll all think it's him. Which means it most likely isn't.
No no, you should definitely vote for me!
But I didn't. I voted for One-Eye.
Change the vote to me then. Do it, or you'll regret it probably!
Why? Do I die next?
Goodness, I hope not! I don't like eating things that are already dead after all.
More zuzpicion...
Wouldn't be surprised if it was HIAG orchestrating this whole thing, given the fact that he's orchestrating this whole thing.
Wouldn't be surprised if you were organizing this whole thing, given you're a loop who has the power to delete any suspicious clues from people's posts.
*A suspicious amount of sus is susfficient to resuscitate and kill me again in quick susccession.*
Dead people aren't allowed to make puns.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 10, 2023, 02:48:20 PMWouldn't be surprised if it was HIAG orchestrating this whole thing, given the fact that he's orchestrating this whole thing.
Ah'm nae orcheztratin'
anyzin'- und bezoidez, Ah 'ave an alibi. At ze toime o' ze murder, Ah vaz at ze nearby pub zettin' fire tae av zeir curtainz again. Ah 'ave ze zinged vhizkerz tae prove it. (Und nyet, Ah dinnae zinge me vhizkerz vhilzt zettin' zem on fire- Ah'd never be zae carelezz; Ah zinged zem vhen ze ovner zav me und Ah 'ad tae ezcape quickly trough a nearby vindov, und bruzhed by vone o' ze burnin' curtainz.) Ach...
...Alzae, Ah cannae really read muzic.
If your alibi is true, I'm gonna take it for granted that reading music wasn't one of your top priorities whilst you were occupied with committing arson, soooo... Pretty sure it rules you out as the main suspect.
Assuming there's only one of him, that is.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2023, 08:04:08 PMAssuming there's only one of him, that is.
Ach, zere'z only vone o' me. Naybeazt in zeir roight moind vid vant tae duplicate me.
Aha, that proves it then! Nobeast here is in their right mind, which mean there must be multiple HIAGs running around!
I bet you're one of them. It's more probable than you being "a girl like me".
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2023, 08:24:01 PMAha, that proves it then! Nobeast here is in their right mind, which mean there must be multiple HIAGs running around!
Actually, naybeazt in
any zort o' moind vid vant tae duplicate me. But Ah 'ave tae vonder, dinnae
ye 'ave zat Otterbadger pluzhie...? Could zat be zome'ov involved...?
I wouldn't put it past it. That thing is creepy. Though, it usually just kind of... absorbs folks. Different MO.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 17, 2023, 08:27:10 PMI bet you're one of them. It's more probable than you being "a girl like me".
How could you say such a thing to me! I'm shocked, almost too shocked for words.
I'm sure you'll find something to say no matter how shocked you are. ::)
*Captures Flib.* I have the perp here. Pretty sure she did it.
Hey hey hey, hooooooold on.
Skarzs was murdered with poison, not sarcasm or fire.
Therefore that rules me out.
Your words are poison.
Ve could alvayz 'ave a zéance und try tae communicate viz Skarzs' zpirit tae zee if 'e kenz vho did it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2023, 10:00:00 PMYour words are poison.
no u
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2023, 10:18:05 PMVe could alvayz 'ave a zéance und try tae communicate viz Skarzs' zpirit tae zee if 'e kenz vho did it.
Ehhh, he'd probably be too busy vowing vengeance and threatening to squish all and sundry, to answer any of our questions.
(Note: Sundry means Kade, who is obviously unsquishable. That's why he's not part of "all".)
It ztill vidnae 'urt tae try. Cavin' ze zpirit o'
@The Skarzs - Can ye 'ear uz? Dae ye ken vho it vaz vho poizoned ye? Pleaze zpeak tae uz if ye're nae taae buzy.
@Skarzs, we call upon you, who was once living, but is now, uh... not. Who wrecked ya, dude?
*Puts on my Skarzs cosplay outfit*
OoooOoooOooooHhhhhh.... the one who KillLlllled meeeeeee....
Wait, does that mean Verdauga was the one who was murdered...
Whilst pretending to be Skarzs?
In which case...
Skarzs is somewhere out there hunting for the would-be-and-mistakenly-was assasin...
And since the coffin is troll-proof and NOT banana-duck-proof, Verd can come out to haunt us whenever he feels like it...
Then again I could be wrong, of course.
Sounds about right to me :giggle:
Since you seem to think this serious conversation is all some kind of a joke, I'm pretty sure you're the one who did it.
I'm not into suicide though....
No, you're into cannibalism and murder.
You guys suck at solving murders.
Zae, vho poizoned ye?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 25, 2023, 12:14:16 AMYou guys suck at solving murders.
Yeah, well you suck at telling the difference between a drink that's perfectly safe and a drink with deadly poison in it.
It was October Ale, how was I supposed to say no? Also, keep up with the attitude and you'll have to figure it all out on your own, I'm not going to help.
Eazy, Flib. Ziz iz our bezt chaunce tae foind oot vho did it.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 26, 2023, 05:08:28 AMIt was October Ale, how was I supposed to say no? Also, keep up with the attitude and you'll have to figure it all out on your own, I'm not going to help.
Not that I'm blaming you, because you might not have seen whoever poisoned it, but you really haven't done much in the way of helping besides making it clear that you are definitely dead. You could have at least given us some suggestions, and goodness knows we need them. :giggle:
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 25, 2023, 12:14:16 AMYou guys suck at solving murders.
You suck at being alive.
That's what I said.
Mine was more concise and scathing though.
Eh, hard pass. I think I'd rather stay in the trying-and-failing-to-detect-the-murderer part, instead of skipping to the part where the murderer comes for me because I stupidly announce that I know who it is, and that I'll tell y'all later.
::)
I'd poison you too if I could.
Too?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 28, 2023, 01:53:46 PMI'd poison you too if I could.
Well you can't, so there.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2023, 02:49:07 PMToo?
He was poisoned first.
Unless he poisoned himself to begin with.
To me, it sounds as if he's implying that he's poisoned somebody or something before.
That's all you're getting.
I may or may not choose to haunt one or several of you.
Aren't you, like, already doing that?
Basically
Indubitably
OooooooooOOoooooOOOo... I feel so haaAAAUUUuunnted nooooowwww...
Yes. You should. Because I am watching your every movement.
YooouuuuUUuuuuu must be incrEEEEeeeedibly boooorrreedddd...
*Throws a sheet over Verd.*
*Coverz ze zheet in phozphorezcent eerie-green glovin' paint*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2023, 04:24:46 AMYooouuuuUUuuuuu must be incrEEEEeeeedibly boooorrreedddd...
YooooUUUUuuUUuu have no iiiiiideeeeEEEEEeeeAAAAaaa...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 02, 2023, 10:58:45 PMQuote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2023, 04:24:46 AMYooouuuuUUuuuuu must be incrEEEEeeeedibly boooorrreedddd...
YooooUUUUuuUUuu have no iiiiiideeeeEEEEEeeeAAAAaaa...
You're not doing it right.
I hOoooooopppeeee you're talking to FliiIIIiiiiibbbb...
You
You too. You're supposed to help us solve this crime, not criticize Verd's (admittedly mediocre) haunting skills.
Skarzs is the crime.
No.
>_>
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 06, 2023, 04:54:40 AMYou too. You're supposed to help us solve this crime, not criticize Verd's (admittedly mediocre) haunting skills.
Am I? I'm dead so frankly it doesn't matter any more. It might matter to you because the murderer might go for someone else but that's not my problem.
What if they murder you again?
*Revitalizes Skarzs and floats away, moaning ghoulishly in the process*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 08, 2023, 04:33:22 PM*Revitalizes Skarzs and floats away, moaning ghoulishly in the process*
*Remindz Verdauga zat Skarzs' body iz ztill in ze troll-proof box, viz very little (if any) oxygen tae breathe*
Ziz makez me vonder vhezer tvaz Verdauga vho killed 'im originally...
Who put him in the box?
'iz body vaz placed zere by ze polis officerz after 'iz body vaz found und zey 'ad determined 'e 'ad been poizoned. Tvid nae be a good idea tae 'ave zome necromancer or zomevone make 'im a zombie und turn a zombie-troll looze on ze forum. Ach...
Were the officers named HIAG?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 08, 2023, 06:20:26 PMQuote from: Verdauga on March 08, 2023, 04:33:22 PM*Revitalizes Skarzs and floats away, moaning ghoulishly in the process*
*Remindz Verdauga zat Skarzs' body iz ztill in ze troll-proof box, viz very little (if any) oxygen tae breathe*
Ziz makez me vonder vhezer tvaz Verdauga vho killed 'im originally...
IiiiiiIiiii fillllLLlleeedddd the boOoooooox with high pressures of OOOOOxygEEEeeeeeennnnn...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 08, 2023, 08:53:47 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 08, 2023, 06:20:26 PMQuote from: Verdauga on March 08, 2023, 04:33:22 PM*Revitalizes Skarzs and floats away, moaning ghoulishly in the process*
*Remindz Verdauga zat Skarzs' body iz ztill in ze troll-proof box, viz very little (if any) oxygen tae breathe*
Ziz makez me vonder vhezer tvaz Verdauga vho killed 'im originally...
IiiiiiIiiii fillllLLlleeedddd the boOoooooox with high pressures of OOOOOxygEEEeeeeeennnnn...
Taae much oxygen can be deadly taae.
Now that I think about it, does Skarzs even breath, or need to breath?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 13, 2022, 11:13:01 PMNev report on ze murder o' Skarzs:
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It has been revealed that the member kenned as Skarzs was found dead in the Cellars by ze Friar, lying on his back. In his hand was a mug of October Ale, which it has just been determined containted- amongst other things- nightshade. From this evidence, it is now believed that the cause of death was poisoning. It is theorised that he started drinking the poisoned October Ale in the mug, got poisoned, and died. Whether he was aware of the nightshade in the drink prior to drinking, or also if he was forced into drinking the poisoned drink, has yet to be determined. Everybeast is advised to come forward if they have or discover any further clues or evidence that can help find the dead member's killer.
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This looks like the work of the DDB. One-Eye would never used poison, it's not his style, all One-Eye's past victims have been shot, stabbed, or beaten to death brutally and thrown down a waterfall. Poison is far to discrete for a killer such as himself. As for Corn, She attacks with the frying pan of doom, or the ban hammer, it also seems out of character for her.
Kade, more believable, but he tends to eat his victims, and what motivation would he have to kill his other half, he was recently spotted laughing at the Troll's memes driving suspicion towards the guests, who have no lost love to Skarz after all that war, which our boy was instrumental in, buuut, they'd never leave a body unhidden.
That leaves only one suspect: the DDB. Leaving the body out, clear as day, as a warning to anyone else who might put their nose where it doesn't belong
Smells like something a killer would say.
As much as I'd love to be so powerful as to kill the unkillable, the only things I've almost killed is myself, usually by my own stupidity. Plus I haven't been around in months
You forgot one thing, Lass. The DDBs usually kill people by selling them chocolate muffins of death, and that is not what killed him.
Other than that, I gotta admit that was a pretty logical post.
Not quite. In the old days, the ddbs attacked many different ways, often involving food or drink, like the horrid froyo theft's. Poisoning is perfectly in line with their past crimes, as you mentioned tcmod. It's the same thing, but with alcohol. Skarz is allergic to sweetness (along with his wholesome hives and cuteness comas) so even if they were to try and repeat history, it wouldn't work, thus the alcohol
You're thinking too logically.
True...
But I'm starting to think you haven't got a clue as to who killed you.
Of course, you may have committed suicide.
Only one person here really knows.
I'm assuming that person is you, since you're acting all smug about it.
I don't recall acting smug about anything ???
You act smug about everything.
I'm pretty sure it's not Corn. She hasn't been on in a while.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 14, 2023, 07:08:30 PMTrue...
But I'm starting to think you haven't got a clue as to who killed you.
Of course, you may have committed suicide.
Mm.
Oh, so we should have a new option in the poll then...
Wait a minute, isn't Kade Skarzs? So Kade actually IS the murderer.
Can the strongest spear destroy the strongest shield?
Vhy daez it 'ave tae...?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2023, 02:37:20 PMCan the strongest spear destroy the strongest shield?
Of course not. After all, a spear is just basically a dagger strapped to a wooden staff, no matter how strong.
And yet, that simple upgrade made it a force to be reckoned with in the medieval world.
Better zan ze Trojan Rabbit, at any rate...
(https://media.tenor.com/bOC38kVMzH8AAAAC/monty-python-holy-grail.gif)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 14, 2023, 10:38:15 PMYou act smug about everything.
I'm pretty sure it's not Corn. She hasn't been on in a while.
Boo.
Any new leads?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 21, 2023, 10:51:39 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 14, 2023, 10:38:15 PMYou act smug about everything.
I'm pretty sure it's not Corn. She hasn't been on in a while.
Boo.
Any new leads?
Nae zae far. Ze zéance tae zee if Skarzs kenz vho murdered 'im didnae really vork- 'e'z refuzin' tae zay much. Ach...
But it daez zeem loike Ah'm nae zeein' 20+ gueztz on ze forum lately loike ye often zee. Ah vonder if zat 'az zummat tae dae viz it.
They got what they came for.
Or zummat gaet zem...
Got nothing to say to you people
You shouldn't talk to yourself like that.
Vhy nae? Tiz a good vay o' talkin' viz zomebeazt vho actually underztandz vot ye're talkin' aboot.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2023, 11:16:19 PMAnd yet, that simple upgrade made it a force to be reckoned with in the medieval world.
You silly, I was making a reference to my username.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 27, 2023, 05:57:01 PMVhy nae? Tiz a good vay o' talkin' viz zomebeazt vho actually underztandz vot ye're talkin' aboot.
Too true, that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2023, 04:26:17 PMYou shouldn't talk to yourself like that.
Look at the pot calling the kettle black.
Look at the stars calling the sun bright.
Look at the dead man talking.
Ach, zat'z juzt Reg Shoe (https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Reg_Shoe), from ze Dizcvorld. 'e daez zat often.
*Vonderz if Flib iz ze murderer*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 05, 2023, 02:15:59 AMLook at the stars calling the sun bright.
Look at the sun. Do it. Stare at it. It won't hurt.
(https://gifs.cackhanded.net/invader-zim/walk-of-doom/burned-eyes.gif)
Currently 26 gueztz. Zae much fer me previouz ztatement regardin' ze lov guezt numberz. Ach...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 21, 2023, 11:27:19 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on March 21, 2023, 10:51:39 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 14, 2023, 10:38:15 PMYou act smug about everything.
I'm pretty sure it's not Corn. She hasn't been on in a while.
Boo.
Any new leads?
Nae zae far. Ze zéance tae zee if Skarzs kenz vho murdered 'im didnae really vork- 'e'z refuzin' tae zay much. Ach...
But it daez zeem loike Ah'm nae zeein' 20+ gueztz on ze forum lately loike ye often zee. Ah vonder if zat 'az zummat tae dae viz it.
I take offence at that. I put quite a lot of time researching the suspects killing methods for those posts :(
Nay offence intended.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 09, 2023, 11:45:01 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 21, 2023, 11:27:19 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on March 21, 2023, 10:51:39 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 14, 2023, 10:38:15 PMYou act smug about everything.
I'm pretty sure it's not Corn. She hasn't been on in a while.
Boo.
Any new leads?
Nae zae far. Ze zéance tae zee if Skarzs kenz vho murdered 'im didnae really vork- 'e'z refuzin' tae zay much. Ach...
But it daez zeem loike Ah'm nae zeein' 20+ gueztz on ze forum lately loike ye often zee. Ah vonder if zat 'az zummat tae dae viz it.
I take offence at that. I put quite a lot of time researching the suspects killing methods for those posts :(
Aren't you glad I'm not rude enough to say that you could have been doing that so no one would suspect you to be the murderer.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 16, 2023, 11:16:05 PMOh, so we should have a new option in the poll then...
Wait a minute, isn't Kade Skarzs? So Kade actually IS the murderer.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 17, 2023, 04:35:41 PMVhy daez it 'ave tae...?
There can only be one
Looks like I one then. But at what cost?
It should have been you who died.
Salty.
You switched the glasses
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 12, 2023, 11:49:09 PMYou switched the glasses
Ach, progrezz in ze inveztigation! Zae, tvaz
Kade...?
I switched the glasses in self defense
I've said too much. Skarzs, away! *Flies off to haunt the halls from within the walls.*
Waittakemewithyooooooouuuuuuu!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 14, 2023, 02:14:00 PMI've said too much. Skarzs, away! *Flies off to haunt the halls from within the walls.*
A flying troll ghost... I can't even begin to imagine that.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 14, 2023, 06:34:53 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on April 14, 2023, 02:14:00 PMI've said too much. Skarzs, away! *Flies off to haunt the halls from within the walls.*
A flying troll ghost... I can't even begin to imagine that.
Ztill better zan Peeves, probably...
True.
Spooooooooooookyyy
Ach, good, ye're ztill aboot. Zae, Kade vaz ze killer?
Not directly.
But 'e vaz involved?
He should have been the one haunting, not me.
Vaz 'e involved viz ze drovned gueztz, taae?
Purely coincidence
Suuuure...
Guests aren't people and don't have rights
What about ghosts? Troll-shaped ghosts specifically?
They have rights
Natürlich.
Hah! :giggle:
Ghosts at least interact with me. Addmitedly, it's in the form of a mug being smashed on a wall, but they try.
*Chucks an entire mug of October Ale at Tiria*
*ducks*
I think that was a ghost just now.
Aye. Vho ye gaein' tae cav?
I don't Think Skarzs would appreciate being ghostbusted.
Agreed. May'apz 'e could be loike Slimer und be a friendly, 'elpful ghozt...?
I will consume your pancreas when you sleep
Nae zae friendly, zen...
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 22, 2023, 04:01:01 AMI will consume your pancreas when you sleep
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How is that a thing
What is going on here...
Vhy cannae Ah foind zat animated video o' Venom zayin' 'e vantz tae eat yer brain tae a fazt-food vorker, und zen Zpider-Man zayin' tae juzt give 'im a cheezeburger?! Did zey take it doon...?
Was that ever a thing though?
Tvaz a video zat Ah came acrozz on Yetube at zome point.
Hmm
Odd
Indeed.
Well, I assume it was taken down for a good reason
Und zat reazon iz:
Reazon
Yetube iz ztupid.
Ah, sadly so true
Just like yooouuuuu
Ach, na' ze ghozt iz gettin' inzultin'...
Also sadly true 👀
Aggressive and passive aggressive
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 01, 2023, 03:51:34 AMHow is that a thing
I actually watched it a few years ago. (three? Four? Wow.)
It's the wierdest title out there, and the movie isn't the most original, but it's actually executed rather well, and the phrase makes much more sense after watching the movie.
So did they take it down or not?
Ah 'ave zome German in me, but nyet, Ah've juzt 'ad zree zemezterz o' German- tva at a community college und ze zird at univerzity. Es ist sehr major.
Deutsch ist ein wirklich schön Sprache
Ja.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 15, 2024, 05:24:46 PMAh 'ave zome German in me, but nyet, Ah've juzt 'ad zree zemezterz o' German- tva at a community college und ze zird at univerzity. Es ist sehr major.
Where are you from again? I keep thinking somewhere in Europe
I mean, SPOOOOOOOKKYYYYYY
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 29, 2024, 08:11:46 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 15, 2024, 05:24:46 PMAh 'ave zome German in me, but nyet, Ah've juzt 'ad zree zemezterz o' German- tva at a community college und ze zird at univerzity. Es ist sehr major.
Where are you from again? I keep thinking somewhere in Europe
I mean, SPOOOOOOOKKYYYYYY
Ze planet Earth, on ze zurface zpecifically.