hehe this topic has no reason

[Kade Rivok]

*Whacks Flib with the bettering ram*  Well, how do you feel?

[Flib Bigboat]

Well, sir, to be honest, I have no idea whether I feel more flattered or battered or bettered.

[Kade Rivok]

Well you should certainly be flattered, for you seem much better now that you're battered.

[Flib Bigboat]

*The ram gallops away, feeling a bit worse for the wear*

[Kade Rivok]

If only it could better itself the way it betters others.

[WorshipTiria]

It's off to see a therapist to better itself.

[Flib Bigboat]

If only it could better itself the way it betters others.

It can't. That's why it feels worse instead of better.

[Kade Rivok]

So tragic

[Flib Bigboat]

It also feels very battered, for unexplained reasons. (Probably because you whacked me with it.)

[Kade Rivok]

Well, you know what they say.  If you can't shake a stick at something, shake a ram instead.

[Flib Bigboat]

What I say is, If you can't shake a stick at something, it's probably because that something is either that same stick or a vaccuum.

[Kade Rivok]

Are you scared of vacuums?

[Flib Bigboat]

No, but if it was strong enough you'd probably have a hard time hanging onto the stick, let alone shaking it.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Quick, tae ze crozzvalk!

[Flib Bigboat]

*Walks onto the crosswalk shaking a stick at everyone in sight*