Tiz pretty zimple. Come up viz a vay zat killz ze previouz pozter. Fer example, impaled, decapitation, zrovn intae a fire pit...etc. But be creative! Dinnae juzt zhoot zomebein'- or if ye dae, dinnae alvayz dae zat. 'ave fun ze noo!
Zince Ah'm ze firzt pozter Ah'm gaein' tae bug vone o' ze Moderatorz. *Clipz
@James Gryphon 'z vingz und zen boilz 'im in oil*
/me throws Hiag into a mincer.
/me eats Delthion.
*Feedz Ashleg tae a Rancor*
/me feeds HIAG to a Thunderjaw.
*Pushes Del off a cliff*
/me mashes Russa into grape-juice.
*Be'eadz Delthion after ztuffin' 'iz mooth viz Garlic und ztabbin' 'im trough ze 'eart viz a Vooden Ztake*
*throws HAIG into a Guzzlord
Major tae zee anozer Pokemon fan!
*Forcez Kreg tae lizten tae a Vogon recoitin' zome o' it'z poetry tae 'iz death*
*Makes HIAG read the poetry himself til he dies*
*Turnz Nadaz intae a Vogon und enrollz 'im in a Hiztory O' Vogon Poetry clazz vhere 'e iz forced tae ztudy av o' ze azpectz und traitz o' Vogon Poetry- tae 'iz death*
*chokes Hiag using boa constrictors*
*Drops Dotti into a pit of guests.*
*puts Skarzs back into the ground like the stone he is*
*burns Ashleg to a stake*
*Lord Daskar let's Dotti die of old age.
*heads Daskar to the guillotine*
*Kills Dotti with kindness.*
*throws Skarzs into the sea*
*Crushes Dotti under a giant pumpkin*
*impales Russa on a giant thorn-covered stake*
*Drowns Dotti in a cauldron of tomato soup*
*Eats Russa until there is nothing but air left.*
Fight This!
*Feeds Tungro a poisoned sandwich*
chains Russa to a railroad track with the train nearby.
*burys witessssssss in
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pugs*
*burys kreg in 199,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 tactical dogs*
*drowns Tungy in a vat of Vanilla Pudding*
At least I die happy...
Hmm, let's see, grabs Tungro and feeds him to a swarm of piranhas. ;D
sends Seb through a pasta noodle machine.
Buries Witness in a mud pit.
*coats Seb in nitroglycerine and hands him a lit match*
Chops The Witness' head of with a sewing needle. (Let's just say it's a lost art) ;)
* covers Seb's nose and mouth with duct-tape so he is deprived off the privilege of breathing*
i am going to see how long it takes you until you figure out you are spelling my name wrong
Ah! not my beautiful nose! That's it. *Throws Wites off a 3,999,999 story building.
*throws knives at Seb strapped to a target*
Drives over Wites with a cement truck.
*pours shark attractant over Seb and leaves him stranded in the middle of the ocean*
*Throws Wites in a pit of scorpions*
I am not going to post here cause' I think Wite is mad at me
the thing is kill the previous poster, not the last person that killed you.
*feeds Tungy to some veloceraptors.*
and i'm not really mad, you just can't tell when i'm joking on a computer. I should use more emojis.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 01, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
and i'm not really mad, you just can't tell when i'm joking on a computer. I should use more emojis.
I didn't think you actually were, all in fun
Well I wasn't kidding. ;) º-)
Dumps Seb in a trash compactor
•-•
Throws Tungro into a meat grinder, then toasts him with a torch.
*makes Seb dress up as Caillou and he dies of shame*
*Uses a magic staff and turns Wites into a pine cone.
I'm not sure that would kill me, pinecones are living organisms.
*pushes Seb down a 1000 step staircase*
Forces Wite to be locked it a tight box and dropped in the ocean.
*makes Tungy get sucked dry by a leech*
Throws Wites in a cave full of bears
*strps Seb to an electric chair and outs the power full-blast.*
*Feeds Wites cake until she explodes*
Throw Seb into a den of pythons
Speaking of pythons
Spoiler
This happened not to far away from where I live,
(https://i.imgur.com/0FkPwKG.jpg)
(the snake is cut in half)
The full article here, https://www.foxnews.com/science/photos-of-burmese-python-swallowing-deer-released-by-florida-officials
Waa! that's disgusting!
*Buries Tungro alive in cement. Afterwards, I put up a sigh that says "At least I gave him a good funeral" º-) ;) ;D
I in all my years have never seen
that.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 01, 2019, 06:56:14 PM
*Feeds Wites cake until she explodes*
I just finished having a birthday party for my brother and ate
cake.
*feeds Seb to man-eating horses*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 01, 2019, 08:43:42 PM
I in all my years have never seen that. I just finished having a birthday party for my brother and ate cake.
Tell him I said happy birthday.
*Throws Wites into a lake full of crocs, where she gets eaten horribly. (wow, we've used a ton of animals so far)
I will but his birthday was on the 9th so we are a little late in celebrating his birthday..
*pushes Seb into quicksand and leaves him to die*
*Ties a large rock to Wites and pushes her into a lava pit.
*hires Seb as the Walmart Black Friday door opener and he gets trampled flat by bargain hunters*
shoots Wites with my crossbow.
*impales Seb with a letter opener*
*Slices Wites open with a rusty cutlass*
*drowns Seb in a vat of chocolate syrup.*
*Drowns Wites in a lake of ketchup.*
*fills two syringes with mustard up Seb's nose and lets his brains turn to mush!!*
*pushes Wites into quicksand.*
*hires a mercenary to hunt down and kill Seb*
*hangs Wites in the game hangman II*
*feeds Seb to the mice*
*Feeds Wites to the slugs*
*feeds Seb to man-eating flowers*
*Ties Wites to a thousand baloons and she starves to death because no one can get her out of the sky.
*buries Seb alive*
*poisons Wites' salad*
who says I eat salad?
*sends gummybears to maul Seb*
*trains the gummy bears and makes them eat Wites instead* ;D
*uses a flame-thrower to melt the gummybears and pours the molten hot sugar on Seb then eats him*
YOU ATE ME! (yuck) THAT'S IT! *Throws Wites in front of a cement roller.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 01, 2019, 05:43:24 PM
Drives over Wites with a cement truck.
didn't you already do that?
sends Seb to the isle of the Sirens and leaves him for dead. Bbababbwbabwbabbwabbwb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a cement roller not a truck (big difference)
*Stones Wites to death with cobble stones.*
*sets free a black widow spider in Seb's hair while he sleeps on, unaware for the moment*
*Trains a dragon to torch Wites until she's a pile of ashes.*
retrains the dragon to turn Seb into ashes instead.
man, we just did the same thing except last time was gummybears. :laugh:
hmm................................Throws Wites in front of a herd of thundering rhinos.
we are invincible.
*makes Seb get an artificial tan too many times and he dies* (yes, that is a real thing.)
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 07:03:51 PM
we are invincible.
hahahaha. agreed. :laugh: ;D
makes Wites get cancer until she dies.
how can you make me get cancer?
feeds Seb to the VICIOUS fluffy little bunnies.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 07:12:56 PM
how can you make me get cancer?
by making you eat a ton of junk food. ;D
*using my masterful training skills, i train the bunnies to eat Wites instead of me.*
*re-retrain the bunnies to eat Seb and program their minds to ONLY attack Seb*
trains a pack of lions to rip Wites to shreds. (and whenever i train something it stays trained in my favor)
*trains a pack of ligers to rip Seb to shreds (that stands for me, too)*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 07:36:11 PM
*trains a pack of ligers to rip Seb to shreds (that stands for me, too)*
*mutters darkly* copy cat.
it's...different... (ish)
*shoves my cousin's feet in Seb's face and the fumes kill him*
*sprays my sisters' hairspray up your nose and watches as you choke on the smell (not fumes ;))*
*sends thugs to beat Seb up in some dark alley and coincidentally he never leaves, alive.*
*Sends Ninjas after Wites with orders to give her a long and painful death. which they succeed at doing.*
*puts Seb on the same plane as some Japanese comacasi (spelling?)*
*Gives Wites to a terrorist gang for target practicing.*
didn't I already use you for target practice??
i'm looking around my room for inspiration.. Our Lady statue.. Lamp.. Puppet... Sewing Machine... I GOT IT!! Stiffed Animal! no, that will never work..
*bashes Seb's head in with a book*
Um... *Quick glance around the room* Aha, *Stabs Wites in the eye with a pen.*
does that kill me or just bling me?
*makes a noose out of my stuffed animal's tail and place Seb's neck in it*
I guess it did work after all. :)
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 10:35:12 PM
does that kill me or just bling me?
Bling?????
Uses our radio box to smash Wites on the head. (Until she dies)
blind. i'm not the typing computer whiz.
*shoves legos down Seb's throat until he cannot breathe.*
haha, our family has a ton of lego's.
*drowns Wites in mustard.*
you haven't seen tons of legos until you see my house. º-)
*bashes my indestructible hairbrush over Seb's head,*
*Throws a ton of our school books at Wites until she is buried alive*
didn't I bash you in with a book already and bury you alive?
*freezes Seb to death with my ice-cold feet*
*Bashes Wites head in with our sledge hammer.*
*shoves Seb in front of our moving backhoe.*
*runs over Wites with our skid steer.*
*leads and leaves Seb down our basement with all of the power tools glaring at him*
*Takes Wites to my dads barn and drills her brain out with our variety of tools*
*introduces Seb to our garage* BEWARE!!
*Runs over Wites with our truck*
*runs Seb over with our various tractors and cherry-picker and go-carts and van and other cars* :D
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 11:38:18 PM
*runs Seb over with our various tractors and cherry-picker and go-carts and van and other cars* :D
Me too, well, except for the go-cart, *also runs Wites over with our four-wheelers* (that don't work, Oh well*
runnin' out of weapons, here..
*immpales Seb with a steak knife* okay, now i'm desperate.
haha... surrender!
*Uh...Chokes Wites with wire*
*sends Seb down in a faulty shark cage so the sharks should have no problem getting him*
*Ties Wites to the cage door so the sharks will eat her first*
*hands Seb my baby brother* watch out, he bites.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 11:59:43 PM
*hands Seb my baby brother* watch out, he bites.
but would he kill me??? ;)
*Sends my younger brothers to chop Wites up with kitchen knives*
uh, he hasn't done it to anyone yet... but he has a extra-large set of lungs so he might make you deaf then i'll send my 3 year old sister with her knives :laugh: BBWwwwhhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
*shoot Seb with a pistol (i have good aim º-)) *
*The bullet bounces of my solid hard chest and hits you in the face (and kills you)* ;D
*Preaches the importance of peace and love and non-violence until you both go to heaven*
*burns Grey to a crisp with a flamethrower*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on March 03, 2019, 06:40:06 AM
*Preaches the importance of peace and love and non-violence until you both go to heaven*
haha, good one.
*Throws Wites in front of a stampeding herd of cows*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 03, 2019, 02:51:07 PM
haha, good one.
Thank you
*Poison Sebias' milk as punishment for using sacred cows in warfare!*
*Drown Grey in applesauce*
I was saving this for Wites, but I see that your strength must not be underestimated either... I have no choice but to unleash my more horrific deaths upon you!
*Feeds Sebias broken glass*
AAAAHHH *horrified face* that's it Grey, you're going down. *Guts Grey with my harpoon*
*Clicks fingers* I'm just getting started.
*Flays Sebias alive and rolls him down a salt-covered hill. Then boils him in seawater*
*Skins Grey alive, then chucks him of a thousand foot cliff*
*off* my friend. You throw me *off* a cliff. Sigh.
*Teaches Sebias correct English and it's importance until the grim reaper comes in the form of boredom*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on March 03, 2019, 03:23:39 PM
*off* my friend. You throw me *off* a cliff. Sigh.
Woops...thanks. Now where was I..*Misspell all my words terribly and makes Grey have a heart attack.*
Humph, like that would work on me! Nice try, but you've activated my trap card!
*Drops a thousand very heavy dictionaries onto Sebias*
*Dodges out of the way and chucks Grey under them instead.*
I have underestimated your reflexes...
*Summons a portal to drop them back down on Sebias*
*Using my magical powers (I have many) I turn the books to dust, then I blow them into Grey's face until he chokes to death from the lack of fresh air*
*replaces all the oxygen in Seb house with carbon dioxide and it slowly kills him unknowingly*
*Chokes Wites to death with my lasso*
*cuts Seb's head off with a pair of garden shears*
*Buries Wites alive with homework.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 02, 2019, 11:16:29 PM
*Throws a ton of our school books at Wites until she is buried alive*
I think you did that
yesterday.*slices Seb's head off with a guillotine*
School books, homework, big difference. ;D
*Picks up Wites with a giant crane and drops her to her death*
*hacks Seb's car and makes him go off a cliff*
*Dumps Wites in the middle of Antarctica where she dies of the cold*
*feeds Seb to Yo-Karr*
*Sends the Taggerung after Wites.*
*shoves Seb into the way of Gruven's landslide*
*Pushes Wites under the bell that killed Cluny*
*makes Seb the bait of the grayling that Mathias and Mathusala caught*
*makes Wites the grayling that they catch and eat for the feast* ;D
*leads Seb into the swamps like silly Mister Stoat*
*pushes Wites off the cliff were Slagar killed that one vermin*
*feeds Seb to Gabool's scorpion*
*Feeds Wites to Gulo the savage*
*sends Triss to finish you off like Kurda*
*Sends Martin the Warrior to haunt you to death*
*locks you in your house and burns it*
*Tickle-torture Wites off of a tower*
*ties Grey to a train and watches as he gets dragged to death*
*Throw Sebias into a bullet any ant hill*
*Ties Grey to an anchor and drops him into the sea* ;D
*puts poison in Seb's sandwich*
*puts poisonous spiders on Wites' jacket.*
*locks Seb in a blank room (in mean, empty, nothing) and he dies of boredom*
*Using my awesome lock picking skills I escape the room and lock Wites in it instead.*
leaks battery acid onto Seb and hopes it kills him one way or another and it succeeds*
*Using the empty battery I hit Wites on the head with it until she's battered to death.*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Destroy any copy of A Grey Warlord and watch Sebias slowly loose the will to live*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on March 04, 2019, 05:05:05 AM
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Destroy any copy of A Grey Warlord and watch Sebias slowly loose the will to live*
Hahahahaha! that my friend would be only too true.
*Reads a copy of TGW and bores Grey to death.*
*Force Sebias to watch endless comedies while under tickle-torture, till he dies laughing!*
*leaves Grey trapped in the tunnel with the 'spinnies'*
*seals up Wite in a box full of tarantulas and tosses her from an airplane into the jungle*
*Grabs Tungro and locks him in a cage full of holes, then tosses him into the dead sea.*
*Escapes through the holes in the cage and ties Seb to the mast of a ship and sinks it*
*I tie Tungro up then put him in a submarine and drills tiny holes into it, then I drop it into the red sea. to watch him drown*
Drowning eh? Why not keep it simple. Let me demonstrate.
*Shove Sebias' head under water and watch the bubbles come rising up*
Hmm...*Bangs Grey's head with frying pans until it turns to a bloody pulp*
*Seals Seb in a giant pot and puts him over a bonfire*
*Haunts Tungro until he dies of fright*
*Make Sebias say something sexist while surrounded by feminazis*
*Dresses up Grey to where he looks like a girl doll, then parades him around town and lets him die of shame.*
Oooph, low blow. *Put Sebias on a roller coaster... Without a seatbelt*
*Straps Grey to a tree in a blizzard with a bottle of nitroglycerin balancing on his nose*
(nitroglycerin is the extremely explosive stuff in dynamite, so explosive if you drop it, it will blow up)
*Straps ten sticks of TNT around Tungro then drops him in a volcano*
I was asking this for Sheevie, but...
*Throws Sebias down the reactor core of the Death Star*
*Shoots Gray into space toward the sun*
*Chucks Tungro inside the Roaringburg*
*Buries Seb in a ant hill covered with honey*
*Covers Tungro in fish, then feeds him to a polar bear*
*exposes Seb to some rare exotic very deadly disease with no cure and he will die before the day is through*
*Has my pet tiger kill Wite*
*Sends my pet rhino to trample Tungro to death, and his little dog too.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 04, 2019, 10:12:37 PM
and his little dog too.*
Not anymore :P
*Orders my horse to kick and trample Seb until there is nothing left*
what happened to your dog?
*stuffs legos down his throat until he suffocates*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 04, 2019, 10:19:42 PM
what happened to your dog?
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=10845.0
*Fills Wite's nose with molten silver*
*Chops up Tungro to little pieces with Martin the warrior's sword*
*chops up Seb like Kurda's turnips*
*Sends Asmodeus to eat Wites*
*Uses Seb for target practice like Grath did with the corsairs*
*Dumps boiling hot porridge on Tungro's head like in Triss*
*Squeezes Seb to death like Cregga*
*pushes Tungy onto a sharpened shield like Gulo*
*Throws Wite into a scorpion den like Gabool*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 03, 2019, 07:51:05 PM
*feeds Seb to Gabool's scorpion*
copycat.
*whacks Tungy to death with Mariel's gullwhacker*
*Carelessly throws Wite into the ocean like the Tansy*
*provokes the jackdaws like Picknim and co. and leaves him for dead*
*Stabs Wites with a poison barb, like the one that Cluny killed the abbot with*
traps Seb in the red slave ship Vilu Daskar died in*
*Buries Wites alive like the vermin in Redwall*
*Shoves Seb into a pit and he falls on his sword like Badrang*
*leaves Tungy to Zoran's vermin anger*
*Sells Witess to Slagar*
*feeds Grey to the Slothung*
*From within the Slothunog, summon the ANIME DEMOOON! Which... Ahem... Goes supersayan and kamehamerasengans Witess to death*
*Leads Grey to the caves of adders like in Outcast of Redwall*
*Throws Seb into a pool with a hungry catfish like in doomwyte*
*Pushes Tungro off into the pike shoals like in the Marlfox*
*Writes Sebias' name in the Death Note*
*Whips Grey around in circles and throws him head first into a tree, like in the book Redwall.*
*Uses the Wuxi Finger Hold on Sebias*
*Haha! I'm a Spirit Warrior. Slams Grey onto the ground*
*Traps Sebias 'the Spirit Warrior' in the Urn of Whispering Warriors*
*Escapes the Urn when Po breaks it clumsily, and locks Grey in the sarcophagus of Su Wu*
You- you're trying to use Kung Fu Panda against me? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Throws you in front of Shen's cannons!*
*Puts Grey below Shen's tower when it collapses*
*Throws Sebias into Tai Lung's rampage path*
*Puts Grey on the ground where Kai lands and squishes him*
*Squishes Sebias.*
*Slices Skarzs' head off with an axe*
*fattens Seb like a balloon until he pops*
Happy Fat Tuesday Edition!
*Drops an anvil on Wites- Tom and Jerry style!
*starves Grey to death locked in a cage*
happy Ash Wednesday Edition!
*Feed Witess only junk food until her blood sugar levels kill her!*
*Gets a horde of ferrets to tear Grey's face off*
*Put Tungro through a noodle-maker*
*Shoves Grey into a meat grinder and makes him into a meat pie*
*Puts the Strangler in my meat pie and feeds it to Tungro*
You're accusing me of copying a post from six days ago? Do you really think I remember all the ways we've murdered each other by now?
*Drowns Witess under a heap of cow dung*
Yup, I went there. Fight me.
with pleasure.
*feeds Grey slowly and painfully sewing needles*
*Crush Witess skull with bare hands*
*sends Grey hang gliding with a sabotaged glider off a 10000000000000 ft high mountain*
*Teleport back in time and throw Witess into a colliseum*
*Tosses Grey into the maelstrom*
*strands Tungy on an island 3" by 4" with nothing on/in/near it besides sand in the middle of the ocean*
*Locks Wite out of the cellars so she dies of boredom*
dude, I have 7 sibling, 4 dogs and many cousins and not to forget books. when will I ever die of boredom?
*shoves Tungy of a skyscraper*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 06, 2019, 07:13:47 PM
*shoves Tungy of a skyscraper*
Not sure is I was "of a skyscraper" would hurt me but...
Shoves Wite 'off' a 30story building
of, off, you know what I mean!
*hires the invisible man to kill Tungy*
*Straps Wite to the barrel of a cannon and fires it*
*shoots Tungy with a poison dart*
*Orders Shelob to take care of Wite*
Shelob? what the blazes is that??
*hangs Tungy with a noose*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 06, 2019, 07:37:28 PM
Shelob? what the blazes is that??
The giant spider from Lord of the Rings
*Throw Wite into Mt. Doom*
first off I was asleep when my family watched that so I really wouldn't know what your references are from...
*shoves a wooden stake through Tungy's heart*
*Feed Wite to an aligator*
*drops Tungy into a pot of boiling water*
*paints wite so much she suffocating*
*Feeds Kreg to one of his pugs*
*Has Grey's cow eat him*
*Ties Trungo up and summons badger lords to attack him*
*Throws Nadaz into a pond and sends Folgrim to kill him*
Quote from: Tungro on March 08, 2019, 02:38:03 PM
*Has Grey's cow eat him*
Jokes on you- cows are herbivores.
*Tie a Data knot around Tungro's throat and suffocates him*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on March 08, 2019, 04:09:55 PM
*Tie a Data knot around Tungro's throat and suffocates him*
Dara right :P
*Plants bamboo shots under restrained Grey*
*Tie Tungro's limbs to four different wild horses. Then let them run in opposite directions*
*Trows Grey into an alligator infested swamp*
*Performs the Russian Sleep Experiment on Tungro*
*feeds Grey poisoned food*
*Throws Witess into a field of Sawgrass!*
*feeds Grey nightshade*
*Wrap Witess in poison ivy!*
yes, that probably would kill me. *throws thowing-stars at Grey's face*
*Reply by doing the same with Kunai*
*shoves Grey in quicksand*
*Unleashes coywolves upon Witess*
AHHHHH!!! NOT THE COYWOLVES!!!
that's it. *rowels up Grey's cow and places him in front of the stampede*
*summons a giant pug and crushes her*
leaves Kreg in Antarctica with swim trunks on*
At least Kreg can swim. Antarctica is also really sunny- maybe your corpse will get a tan XD
*Summon Jack the Ripper to kill Witess and get away with it*
*Throw Grey in front of stampeding Elephants*
*summons the Ribbajack and makes him kill Seb*
*Sends the Witch King of Angmar after Wites*
what's that?
*straps Seb to a dumbbell and throws him in a deep lake*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 10, 2019, 05:13:00 PM
what's that?
A really powerful guy from LoTR ;D
*Stabs Wites to death with a sharp pen.
didn't I already stab you with a pen a bit back?
*throws Seb into a black-hole*
*Save all the dear so Witess can't eat Bambi dies from lack of venison*
first off, we don't kill baby deer or their mothers in the spring or summer :D and we have enough deer in our freezer to feed an army!
*hides all the vegetables and eggs and vegetarian food on earth so Grey can't eat*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 10, 2019, 05:52:52 PM
first off, we don't kill baby deer or their mothers in the spring or summer :D and we have enough deer in our freezer to feed an army!
*hides all the vegetables and eggs and vegetarian food on earth so Grey can't eat*
Jokes on you because I don't *eat* eggses!
*Turns Witess into venison and feed her to her family*
*turn Grey into a piece of steak and eats him*
That originality though...
*Throws Witess under a rocket as it's taking off*
yes, I have very original ideas sometimes.
'accidentally' stabs Grey with kitchen knives
*Purposefully slits Witess wrists with meat cleaver*
*puts Grey in the middle of a labyrinth*
*Throws Wite into a tornado*
*pushes Seb into a cement mixer (the turning part)*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 10, 2019, 09:04:41 PM
*pushes Seb into a cement mixer (the turning part)*
Excuse me,
I was the last one
whatever, you know your name.
*drowns Tungy in glue*
*Ties Wite in between two charging bulls*
*places Tungy at the landing spot of a newly launched atomic bomb*
*Attaches Wite to the tip of a rocket headed for space*
*places Tungy in space with no gear on*
*Kills Wites by feeding her to an army of fire ants*
*Drown Sebias in a public toilet*
*Crushes Grey with a dump truck load of cement blocks
*guts Seb like a deer*
*Runs over Wites like a bull*
*throws shoes at Seb until he dies*
*Uses Wite for knife target practice*
places Tungy in front of a stampede of wild horses
*Feeds Wites to a hungry sea lion*
I don't think sea lions would eat me..
*hangs Seb with my noose-making skills*
Makes Wites marry Tungro and she dies of shame.
MWHAHAHHAHAHA
I actually truly don't care it would just be to boring if I didn't give a fight for the ships! ;D
*shoves Seb in a volcano*
*Takes Wites and drops her from an airplane*
*Gets an elephant to sit on Sebias*
*throws Grey in a typhoon*
*Chops up Wites with a lawn mower.
*stabs seb with a lawn mower*
*Feeds Kreg to his pugs*
drowns Seb in chocolate syrup.
*Chokes Wites with a wire*
*drops shingles on Seb's head*
*Uses magical powers to make Wites' head explode*
*leads Seb into Friday night traffic during rush-hour*
*Drags Wites in the traffic with me*
*drives our Humvee over Seb*
*Throws Wites in front of it instead*
*chains Seb to the bottom of the Humvee so he is dragged along the ground*
*Chucks Wites into one of Kreg's pug's mouth*
*offers Seb as a sacrifice to aliens from Mars*
*The aliens make me their leader and I send them to kill Wites*
*makes Seb do my math homework until he dies*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 25, 2019, 09:35:47 PM
*makes Seb do my math homework until he dies*
The horror!
*makes Wites fall on a sharp rock*
*impales Seb with an icicle*
Quote from: The Witessss on March 25, 2019, 09:40:03 PM
*impales Seb with an icicle*
Ouch!
*whips Wites with a chain until she dies*
whips Wites, haha.
*electrocutes Seb*
*sends a tiger to eat Wites*
*sends Seb to my neighbor's jousting fest and says that he called them all nerds and bimbos*
Ooh I bet that would suck to be me if I did that.
*Stabs Wites with a jousting stick*
*poisons Seb's dinner*
*starves Wites to death*
*cuts Seb in half*
*makes Wites eat slugs and they kill her*
*turns Seb into a slug and throws him into the dead sea*
*parts the Red Sea and when Wites walks in I close it*
*throws Seb to the Slothung*
*puts Wites in front of Cregga Rose-eyes as she charges through vermin*
*skins Seb alive*
*rams Wites into a tree*
*introduces Seb to the black plague*
*stabs wite*
*shoves Kreg down a garbage disposal*
*Throws Wites in scalding hot water*
Throws Seb to a pack of rabid dogs
*Forces Tungro to read very bad fanfics so that he dies from cringing too much*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Names one of my book characters Grey Coincidence and kills him miserably, making Grey die of shock*
*Writes a chapter for The Grey Warlord and have Sebias killed by Scarnose*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 07, 2019, 07:29:59 PM
*Writes a chapter for The Grey Warlord and have Sebias killed by Scarnose*
Hmm...I'll have to take notes on that.
*Turns Grey into the Grey Warlord and has the searat king poison him*
*Turns Sebias into Gulash and have him die off-screen*
Gulash?
*Plunges a dagger into Grey's eye*
*Pokes a needle through Seb's*
*Throws Grey off a jet*
*stabs seb*
*Feeds Kreg to a bunch of pugs*
*licks seb. with my poisonous pug
/me roasts Kreg...literally. ;D
*Chokes Del with a wire*
*Get an elephant to sit on Seb*
Or did I already do that? Er-... How about...
*Trap Sebias in a coffin a d bury him alive*
Ah! *Makes Grey fall into a deep, deep, deep pit filled with spikes*
*Makes sure I land on Sebias*
Hmm...Tricky. *Jumps out of the way and watches as Grey gets impaled on a spike*
*Rips spike out of chest and stab Sebias with it*
Yikes! *Leaps out of the pit and send Lord Rockfur in to finish off Grey before he kills me*
*Throws the fictional character back at Seb*
*Sends the Long Patrol to chop up Grey with their weapons* Guess what chapter I was just writing. :laugh:
*throws seb at the swollest of trolls*
*Turns the swollest of trolls into solid rock* @Skarzs
You turn rock into rock?
Eh, who cares?
Use the double stoned (hahahaha) Skarzs against Sebias like a club.
*But since Grey isn't incredibly strong like I am, when he lifts up the
@The Skarzs the troll falls on him instead*
*So I use my minions! Not minions minions, my minions!*
Ah, those minions. *Sends my army of orcs, men, dwarves, elves, hobbits, trolls, and ents to cruch the minions*
To what my minions?
While our armies kill each other I proceed to torment Sebias by going right for his Heart- that's right I kill your readership! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But before I die I stab Grey with a pair of poisoned knives that I have just for times like this*
*Squishes Sebias.* :P
Again?! Fine! *As
@The Skarzs sits on me I grab a spike and point it upwards*
. . . You guys think I SIT on you to squish you? O_______o
*Drop kicks Sebias into the sun.*
*Using magical powers I JUST manage to stop before hitting the sun, using my staff, I channel the sun's heat to one section of the Earth's surface, right on
@The Skarzs *
This topic isn't about finding a way to not die. It is finding creative ways of killing the previous poster.
*Stabs the previous poster with a poster of a knife.*
*Chucks Skarzs into a lava pit*
Well according to some sources I have a sitting fetish (whatever that is).
Hmm... As fun as squishing Sebias is...
*Send Seb through a noodle maker*
*Has Grey name a character after SJW and she comes and strangles Grey in his sleep*
Didn't she accuse me of that already XD?
*Force myself into Sebias' mind to haunt his dreams*
*Force Grey to destroy all of his fanfics and watches as he dies of sorrow*
*Frame Sebias for the murder of Firestar the Warrior and watch as even his family turn against him*
Or is using forbidden knowledge illegal?
It is forbidden!!! :)
* Forces Grey on a farm until he dies of tiredness*
...so my life?
*Force-feed Sebias milk until he explodes/dies of obesity*
*Hooks Grey onto a jet as it takes off*
*Throws Seb into a jet engine*
*Pushes Grey out of a jet as its flying*
*Push Sebias under a oak tree as it's falling!* ;D
*Crash jet into Keva*
What is up with us and jets all of a sudden. :laugh:
Welcome to the Forum, Keva Strongbow! :)
*Swaps a jet wheel with Grey as it lands*
Fine, no jets.
Use the rotors of a helicopter to behead Seb*
Yeah, hi Keva, don't worry we',re not really violent XD
Well...not all the time at least. ;D
*Blows off Grey's head with a shotgun*
Totally not violent!
*Stabs Sebias' face with an axe*
Hahaha! Oh yeah not violent at all º-)l : *Hit Grey on the head with a massive frying pan* :D
*Cook Keva in a giant frying pan*
Haha! *Hand Grey over to cannibals on a platter with an apple in his mouth*
*Pushes Keva under a massive falling stone*
*Tie Sebias to Keva*
*Put Grey in a pit with a lion*
*Throws Keva in with Grey*
*Throw the lion at Seb*
*Push Grey off a cliff*
Drops Keva into a tornado
*Puts poisonous snake in Tungro's bed*
Quote from: Tungro on April 26, 2019, 02:18:38 AM
Drops Keva into a tornado
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 26, 2019, 02:39:22 AM
*Puts poisonous snake in Tungro's bed*
Siblings killing each other, so sad.
*Drops a bomb on top of Grey, Tungro, and Keva*
*Lock Sebias in a car and throw it into a river*
*Tie Grey to a log and send him over a waterfall*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 26, 2019, 07:02:15 PM
*Tie Grey to a log and send him over a waterfall*
"Ferret smashed inta likkle bits! Yeeheehee! Lotsa bits! 'Had one place, paws anuther, fur everywhere, tail inna nundred bits. Smashed ferret! Yeehee-heehee!"
Oh very funny.
*Drown Tungro in Olive oil*
*Throws Grey into a lake of toilet acid* ;D
*Drown Tungro in a toilet bowl*
*Throws in Grey with him*
*Drag Sebias in and flush*
AAHHH!!!
*Punches Grey in the face with a club as we go flying down the sewer pipes*
*Shove Sebias down a pipe leading to a really bad stuff-grinder*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 26, 2019, 08:10:54 PM
*Shove Sebias down a pipe leading to a really bad stuff-grinder*
In a sewer!
*Drags Grey with me*
*Slows myself to a halt and kicks Sebias off*
Wow- love the language filter guys!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 26, 2019, 08:14:01 PM
Wow- love the language filter guys!
:laugh:
*Chokes Grey to death before I drop*
Mutual kill then...
*Stab Sebias with a pen so that the ink makes him have cancer*
*Stabs Grey with the pen so it pierces his brain*
*Gain a hundred pounds and use my sitting fetish (eye-roll) to squish Sebias)
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 26, 2019, 08:22:51 PM
*Gain a hundred pounds and use my sitting fetish (eye-roll) to squish Sebias)
Lol.
*I oink like a "sexist pig" (eye-roll) and drive Grey crazy!
*I lock Seb in the same room as the SJW*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 26, 2019, 08:26:17 PM
*I lock Seb in the same room as the SJW*
HELP!
*Pulls in Grey with me*
Realistically though that would kill SJW
*Stops reviewing TGW*
*Falls over dead* Don't even joke like that!!!
Becomes a guest under the name SJW and pesters Grey to death.
*Unleash Abrahem upon the SJW reviews*
Not Abrahem! ;) He's make an awesome lawyer though. You should ask if he'll ever get an account. That would be awesome!
*Steals all of Grey writing secrets and makes him die of heart break*
Dont i give out all my writing secrets anyways? Yeah, gonna ask him to. He said he considered it though so thats good, right?
*Dries Sebias up, chop him up and drop him in boilinv water. Mmmm, Seb Tea!
*Stabs Grey in the eye when he tries to drink me*
P.S. I just realized I have a few more posts then you, Grey. *Starts dancing with joy*
*Uses a fly swat to dispatch Sebias*
Huh, gasp! I just realized I have about 20 more stories than you!
Hmm... *Stops dancing* I'll have to fix that!
*Smashes Grey with a hammer*
*Smashes Seb with a nail*
*Drags Grey behind a team of horses*
*Use horses to pull Keva apart.*
*Race over Grey in a speedboat*
*Chop Keva up with a chainsaw*
*Through Grey in a hay-combine*
*Drive over Keva in my tractor*
*Feeds poison hemlock to Grey.*
Sweet mother of Venus, you guys. I just read back all the previous deaths.
What is wrong with you.
Lets sunlight turn the swole troll into stone
Nothing...
*Stuffs rocks up Grey's nose*
*Stuff Seb up a teddy bear*
*throws Grey into a hot furnace*
*Belly flops Dotti and crushes her*
*Sends Seb in a canoe over a waterfall*
*Ties Keva to the bottom of the canoe*
*Drops a boulder onto the canoe*
(This going to be one interesting canoe crash) :P
*Ties one of Grey's arms to the boulder and the other to the canoe*
*Sticks Seb between the boulder and teh canoe*
*As all three of us plummet to our deaths, I crush Grey and Keva in a death-grip-like hug*
*I fill Keva and Seb's nostrils with my toxic scent*
*Gasp* *Tries to hold my breath* *GASP* *farts in Grey's face*
*flings Seb into a deep quicksand*
*Crush Dotti with my tractor*
*Blow up Grey and his tractor*
*Cook Sebias*
*Eat's Grey* Finally!!!
Finally? Y-you've been waiting to eat me?
*Gives Seb indigestion*
*Makes Grey exit my body*
My turn. *Eats Seb*
*Crawls out of Grey* AH HA!!
I know what'll kill you! *Drowns Seb in bad fanfics that make him cringe*
AHHH!!! The horror!
*Reads TGW to Grey until he dies of too much exposure to pure awesomeness!*
*Reads BaW until Seb gets bored*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 30, 2019, 09:19:36 PM
*Reads BaW until Seb gets bored*
Which actually would be never but whatever.
*Reveals to Grey that Abrahem is actually my brother and makes him die from shock*
... Is he?
*Reveals to Seb that I am SJW!!!!*
Okay yeah,.. noone would believe that...
He's not. that would be really cool though....
And no, I wouldn't believe that. ;D
*Feeds Grey salad until he pops*
*Pelts Seb with rocks*
Throws a bucket of tar on Dotti and sets it on fire
*Pushes Tungro in the middle of a lake of corn syrup where he drowns*
*Shoots Keva with ballista*
*Smites Grey with black magic*
*Puts MathLuk in my magic potion*
*Summons Machin Shin*
*Summon Asterix and Obelix*
*Summons.....my sister?*
*Throws Seb and his sister into the sun*
*Seb eats Grey*
Starting to like my taste aren't you?
*Grey is poisonous*
*Sebias is immune to poison so....*
*Wriggles around so much Seb can't sleep*
*run's them both through*
*Eats One-Eye as well after roasting him with lightning*
*Make Seb obese*
Coz eating fat beast has consequences
*Makes Grey painfully thin*
*Raises armpit near Sebias*
*Plucks out Grey's armpit hair with tweezers*
*Apologizes*
I WANT TO MURDER SOMEONE!!!
Pick me!!! *Jumps up and down*
*Throws Sebias into a septic tank and seals the lid*
*guts tungro and eats his organs*
*Jumps up and down on One-Eye*
Sorry about this grey!
*Punches grey in the face with brass knuckles*
*Kicks One-Eye with my 'Feet of Fury'!*
*catches the kick and uses the momentum to slam sebias' head into a wall*
*Moves One-Eye's face so that my rock-hard skull slams into it instead of the wall*
*dodges the hit, and breaks sebs neck*
*Grabs Skully by the throat and chokes him*
*pulls out knife and stabs seb in the throat*
*Uses a club to knock One-Eye senseless*
*Venomous tail barb stabs sebias, injecting him with a fast-acting toxin*
*Pulls out a vicious butterfly and makes it attack One-Eye*
*eats the butterfly*
*Gasp* Not Charlie the Butterfly! You shall be avenged Charlie! *Charges at One-Eye with a war-hammer*
*catches the hammer and rips seb's head off.*
*Makes One-eye eat his eye*
*grows another*
*Throws One-Eye into shark-infested waters*
*Swallow Jarky whole
*Eats Grey from the inside out*
*Cooks the rabbit beforepaw to prevent such an occurence*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 18, 2019, 12:27:36 AM
*Throws One-Eye into shark-infested waters*
Welp, this is karma.
*rides a shark at Jarky*
*Overturns the shark*
*climbs to the other side and fires at Jarky with two stockless Ak-47s,hitting the rabbet with every shot*
*Marry One-Eye to Jarky*
Double Kill!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Divorces One-Eye, turns Grey into a worm and squashes him*
*Infect Jarky with... worms...*
*Grabs a pile of mud and drowns everyone in it*
How small do you think I am... to drown in merely a *pile* of mud. A pile your tiny paws can hold no less. Pah!
*Performs eye-acupuncture on Sebias*
*Steals Grey's chi*
*Eats Sebias"
*Boils Grey in soup*
*Sticks Jarky in a blender and make some smoothie*
*performes ling-chi on grey*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 09, 2019, 05:26:00 PM
*performes ling-chi on grey*
Ouch.
Sends One-Eye to boarding school.
>:0
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Makes One-Eye sniff our trash can, thus, making him choke from the odor*
I have smelt worse.
Stabs sebias*
*Lifts armpit near One-Eye's nose*
*Admits that I'm actually quite a humble chap, thus, making Grey choke with laughter from shock as the truth comes out.* ;D
*Locks Sebias in a cold dark room with no light so he can't read the Bible*
Locks Grey in a room with... THE DREADED PENCIL SHARPENER!!!
*Uses a rubber to wipe Jarky out of existence*
Attacks Grey with... THE DREADED PENCIL SHARPENER!!!
*Hits Jarky with a pencil*
hugs grey to death
*pops a cyanide capsul*
*throws knife at one-eye*
*Breaks Kreg's swing*
*Shows Jarky a mirror, at the sight of her own ugly face she gets a heart attack*
*Grey sees his face standing behind Jarky and also gets uglied to death*
*Grey sucks Jarky into the mirror, trapping her forever within*
*shoots the mirror and melyts it down to a slag heap*
*Locks One-Eye in a closed off room with the song "Baby Shark" playing in the background*
*teleports out and cuts the wrist of sebbie.*
*Feeds One-Eye candy until he explodes*
*Eats all the remaining candy for a power-up, then locks Sebias in a room with the Dreaded Pencil Sharpener!!!!*
*Eat Jarky as a power up*
*Hits Grey in the head with a tent pole*
*Hits Jarky with a tent*
*Stabs Grey with a tent peg*
*Drops Jarky on a piano in an echo room, causing her head to get blown up from the noise*
*Pulls Teer into the echo room behind her*
Gives Jarky so many paper cuts and pours so much lemon juice on them that her own screams of pain cause her eardrums to explode. Then she can't hear anything so she gets trampled by an angry camel that she didn't know was coming. (because she couldn't hear it)
*Sets chocolate just out of Etta's reach*
*Smothers Seb in dog fur* (By the way, setting chocolate out of my reach wouldn't kill me. Books, maybe but I can do without chocolate)
Hmm... *Is tempted to say: puts books out of Etta's reach, but that wouldn't be that original. :P)
How 'bout... *Proves that New Zealand is a part of Australia* :P
Spoiler
For those that didn't know, it's actually not. (This is just a running joke) ;D
Holds mirror in front of Seb's face. (By the way, it's not even hypothetically possible to prove New Zealand is part of Australia, let alone actually possible)
*Unleashes several crazy giant penguins from Antarctica into the topic*
New Zealand is NOT, absolutely NOT part of Australia. Unless you'd like to switch it around so Australia is part of New Zealand. Hmm... Newer Zealand..?
Thank you, Jarky! Unfortunately, I still have to kill you. First though; *introduces pet hoiho to Jarky's giant antarctic penguins*
*almost freezes Jarky by burying her in ice, then takes her out and immediately drops her in boiling water* Have a nice swim.
If it comforts you, I don't want to kill you. Although I did just revive a topic to do so (ignore that bit).
*steals all of Teer's books and replaces them with maps that don't have New Zealand on*
For example (this is one of my personal favourites):
Spoiler
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcN-oK2WkAAUUlT.jpg)
It doesn't comfort me in the slightest. What happened to being allies?
*plays voice recording of Kade saying how scone rhymes with cone directly into Booklover's ears*
*forces Teer to listen to same recording* Sorry.
Glad to see I could be of use.
*Drops Booklover off a cliff.*
*pulls Kade with me then teleports back to the top*
*Blocks teleportation and we both splat.*
*gets rescued by a friendly Dragon, whose Rider shoots some fire at Kade, then stabs him*
*Drops a bomb on Booklover and dragon*
*uses picking gun to jerk Sebias into obliteration*
*Trips Teer into lava.*
*explodes bomb that Sebias dropped that didn't actually detonate because of the Rider's wards, then thinks of the irony of Sebias' statement* Should I perhaps not go into two words setting off an atomic bomb (don't worry, there are no atomic bombs in Inheritance)?
I don't think the point of this thread is to keep from getting killed -_-
No. The point is killing the previous poster, which you did not do.
*shoots Kade because he doesn't deserve anything more imaginative*
*Kills Booklover*
Spoiler
How's that for imaginative? ;D
*Gives Sebias the best back massage he's ever had. It's so nice, he passes away due to sheer bliss.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 08:02:54 PM
*Gives Sebias the best back massage he's ever had. It's so nice, he passes away due to sheer bliss.*
There are worse ways to go, I guess... :P
*Drops Kade it a pit full of scorpions, snakes, rats, and worms* And just in case... *Drops in a dragon (aka, Teer)*
*uses a butterfly kick (yes, it's a thing) to knock Sebias into pit, before pouring boiling oil into the pit, shooting Sebias with arrows and then filling in the pit*
*Buries Booklover under a pile of books, pours lava into the cracks, then proceeds to jump on said pile of books*
*appears behind Sebias, makes him overbalance by swinging a rope at his feet, knocks him over so he passes out, drags him to a wall made of red bricks and swings a wrecking ball at the wall, then pours lava over the rubble before going back to save the books*
*Attacks Booklover with paper until she dies of papercuts.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2019, 08:05:23 PM
*Drops in a dragon (aka, Teer)*
I AM NOT A DRAGON!!! I am a Taniwha. There is a difference.
*shows Kade a picture of Sebias*
*Presumably dies?*
*Uses one of these things...*
Spoiler
(https://c1.neweggimages.com/ProductImage/A597_1_20150518400381258.jpg)
*...on Teer's head and she passes away from happiness and head tingles.*
Okay then
*sends Kade to Australia*
Cool, I'm coming to visit!
*Teer dies from anger.*
*Kade dies from all the boring comments*
kills booklover by showing her a picture of teer >:D
*dies of laughder*
*Watches as lass dies with out him having to do anything.* Oh, well... huh. *Lays down and goes to sleep.*
*appears in Kade's nightmares saying creepily I'm going to kill you...* There's a funny story I could tell you, if anyone was interested. *when Kade wakes up screaming, gets a grain of sand, heats it up, and forces Kade to eat it, and as it now feeds on his energy to create heat, it will eventually burn right through him* A slow, painful death.
Or not. I mean, it's a grain of sand. It Can't do that much.
A very very hot grain of sand that takes energy from Kade.
*skins booklover alive and whips her to death with her skin*
*Takes One-Eye's one eye and watches as he accidentally wanders into a volcano.*
ouch :o *shapeshifts into a cow and squishtis kade* no hard feelings?...good *shapeshifts back into an otter*
I thought you were a wildcat? *locks Lass in a large tank completely full of water, and waits until she drowns* No hard feelings, eh?
I'm a shapeshifter *shapeshifts in to a shark*no hard feelings
*eats booklover*
*Crushes Lass with Mjornir, then proceeds to drop her remains in a volcano* >:D
Spoiler
No hard feelings?
yup.*jabs seb killing him painlessly* sorry. no hard feelings?
*Gives Lass the best foot massage she's ever had. It's so good that she pass away due to sheer bliss.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 08:02:54 PM
*Gives Sebias the best back massage he's ever had. It's so nice, he passes away due to sheer bliss.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 05, 2019, 05:26:17 AM
*Uses one of these things...*
Spoiler
(https://c1.neweggimages.com/ProductImage/A597_1_20150518400381258.jpg)
It's not like I'm just doing the same thing over and over again because I find it funny, I swear.
*Sits back and waits for Kade to die of old age*
*feeds jarky so much food that her tummy explodes* I must go to bed now good night
If you're a shapeshifter, why don't you shapeshift into a bowl of petunias or a sperm whale (it's page 42, ok)? *flicks the switch on the improbability thing, turning Lass into a sperm whale, then ejects her out of a spaceship, making sure no other people/aliens who have the improbability things can pick her up within 30 seconds*
:o *dies*well... that just happined....okay....*intoxicates booklover with my smelly socks *
*gives Lass some powder which doesn't smell of anything, and forces her to eat it* Oh, by the way, that's iocane powder. Prepare to die.
okay *Prepares to die*"mum I need you to feed my baby cockatiel for me. okay I'm Prepared to die now" buy, this is along time!
*sits down onely to findout that I Crushed booklover*ewww now I have mashed booklover on me!!!.
*mashes Lass up like a bananana (Nanny Ogg knows how to start spelling banana, but she doesn't know how to stop)* Mash banana, mash mash banana.
Mash booklover, mash mash booklover. *drowns booky in october ale*
Banananas of the world unite! *cuts Lassie's tongue out, then makes her go diving seven times, drowning her on the last time*
I still have my tongue. *can't think of enny creative wase to kill booky so just kills her*
*decides not to entertain Lass with an interesting death so just kills her*
sorry *skesps booky*
Your spelling is terrible. *punches Lass in the face until her head caves in*
Y'know, you guys should try artful ways to kill the previous poster. Just a suggestion.
yupp itt iz.*poolz wun-i's branez owt withs ae forky*
The *forky* is a plastic fork. If youtry to stab my brains out, it will most likely end in you breaking your wrist.
Creative, eh?
*cuts off lass' head with a chainsaw*
yay. sadly for you, your chainsaw is a gummy chainsaw
I do not deem you good enough to hunt gummy bears with me. *shapeshifts into a Taniwha and bites Lass' head off, then proceeds to eat the rest off her* You can have a taste of your own medicine.
no feir you coppy cat! *skrachis booklover antill she dies*
I'm not a cat.
*sets a dinosaur on Lass, which then hunts her down and rips her apart*
*Runs over Booklover with a Steamroller, then scoops up her remains and feeds her to an army of ducks*
*pelts Sebias with mangoes, then drives a town into him (yes, that's what I mean), crushing him under the wheels before throwing him off the Rim, meaning he is then eaten by a giant turtle*
Quote from: Booklover on December 13, 2019, 06:50:38 PM
*drives a town into him (yes, that's what I mean), crushing him under the wheels
London?
Spoiler
Have you read Mortal Engines?
*Drowns Booklover with coffee, then uses an Uruk bow to shoot her three times dramatically, then releases an army of human-eating-ants on her*
Brighton, actually. And the answer is yes. Anyway, random fact, in TSC there is the Mortal Instruments and the Infernal Devices series. Coincidence? I think not.
*hangs Seb from the Hanging Tree until he's almost unconscious, drags him behind a galloping horse, cuts his tongue out, cuts him open, then drowns him by locking him in a glass tank full of water*
*Drops Booklover in front of a moving semi truck after firing an atomic bomb in her general area, then rips (And yes, this is painful for me too) Booklover's books to shreds, causing her to die in anguish.*
*says two words that have pretty much the same effect as an atomic bomb, and make for a bit of a bad ending to a book, but that's irrelevant*
The end.
*boils the cat*
*Kidnaps all birds*
Why?...
*stabs Seb then covers him in acid*
*shrek arrives and throws onions at Lass*
XD
no hard feelings? *swiftly beheads One-eye*
Stupid deaths... stupid deaths... they're funny 'cause they're true... stupid deaths... stupid deaths... hope this time it's not you!
Anyway, *shoots Lass (with an arrow)* No hard feelings, eh?
None at all! And I'm so happy you know that song!!! ;D
Aaaanywho...*feeds Bookie so many muffins that she explodes >:D*
Of course I know that song!
*throws an exploding blueberry muffin at Lass*
I think you're my only friend who watches HH..
*hides a lion in Bookie's room* (do you get that one? ;D)
I may not be named Daniel... but... maybe that doesn't kill me??
*drops a tortoise on Lass' head, which causes her to die* Sorry... to the tortoise.
Ach.. you don't...sadness...
*shoots Bookie in the eye with an arrow after she has defeated most of the known world*
Becoming king of England for a short amount of time is hardly defeating most of the known world (you were talking about Harold Godwinson, right?).
Hmmm... let me think... *bribes a certain snake to have a staring contest with Lass* Painless, at the very least.
*from a hidden location*
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Nuff said.....
*remembers Russa...rips a hole in Chipckin's chest* no hard feelings ;D
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Dude, you're meant to kill me, not gif me!
I know I tend to get off topic all the time.....
*brutally murders Scott in an indescribable way for going off topic*
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I can't think of creative ways to kill people?
*draws Chip's knife, slips it under his armor and stabs* Sorry, but, this is not the Cellars
It's not? Oh wow.
Anyway, post 666, *burns Lass at the stake, pauses, then force feeds her poisoned steak*
*Vomits*
*Emojis Bookie*
>:(
*flings Lass into the air, uses her as target practice, and doesn't stop her landing in a lava pool*
*Jumps on Booklover repeatedly until she is thoroughly squashed*
*hires a random person to jump repeatedly on Seb, then drops a massive piano on him, wonders whether to make a terrible joke, but thinks better of it*
*Uses bad grammer (Intended, intended...) and forces Bookie to read it*
*unleash's a balrog on Seb*
*puts Rub in a power outlet then plugs charger in* I'm sorry...
*Feeds Lass through a paper shredder* I wouldn't do this if I didn't have to.
*Makes Jarky read the poetry herself til she dies*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 15, 2020, 03:11:39 PM
*from a hidden location*
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Nuff said.....
Actually, his eye is not near enough to the scope to see out of it.
Actually your supposed to look through a scope from a distance....What do they teach kids these days....
How to stab other kids! See! ;D *stabs Chip*
*forces Lass to listen to Vogon poetry, then dumps her out into outer space without a spacesuit, and waits 30 seconds to make sure she isn't picked up by a random spaceship*
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*Stabs Bookie*
*wraps Seb in an acid blanket*
*Hugs Lass, while still wrapped in the acid blanket*
*throws a rock at Seb... which misses (as intended), then forces iocane powder down his throat*
*Chokes Bookie*
(https://media.tenor.com/images/cc393acf1ae31c4947df8385f6efec1f/tenor.gif)
(https://i.gifer.com/1Yyz.gif)
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.SwFEcIxI2ZrI6wG6vrDtLgHaDn?pid=Api&rs=1)
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A really civilised conversation... which they ruin by using swords.
Summons the Eye of Sauron to burn up Bookie
*Drops a ton of bricks on Rubba*
*shoves chicken bones up Seb's throat*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 16, 2020, 02:40:25 AM
Actually your supposed to look through a scope from a distance....What do they teach kids these days....
that is most likely a 4×15mm scope. The eye relief on those is virtually nonexistent. Meaning one's eye must be at most an inch and a half (37mm) away from the scope to even see out of it.
I have rifles with these scopes.
Awww, I don't wanna kill Verdie... :(
*drowns Verdie a cornflakes*
*Digs my way out.*
I tried eating, but it's corn flakes. ugh
*Leaves behind an eerily cute ragdoll. It has a bittersweet smile.*
*turns the doll into a rub controlled snappy*
*The doll resists tranfiguration.*
*You realize you are supposed to kill the doll.*
*walks in and coolly slits the previous poster's throat*
*sprays 101 bullets into Wortshire* It's Yassen Time!
Eats Superspicy Curry and uses fire breath to burn Rubbadub to a crisp.
*becomes a crisp* *wiggles into worty's ear, and into his brain, messing it up :laugh:*
Hmm...*throughs sharpened fork at Rub*
*spears lass*
*Feeds Rub to the dogs* >:D
Sorry bud for what I'm about to do...
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*shoots Seb in the forehead*
*pummels Worty to death with gauntlets, the puts him on a burning stake*(ouch... ;D)
*Skins Rub alive and feeds him to the crows* (Anyone catch this fic reference? :P)
*calmly places 5 atom bombs around seb, then watches from a distance; catches seb's nose :laugh: ;D
*Picks up the five atomic bombs and rolls them over to Rub* ;D *Throws grenade at bombs*
*catches grenades, and throws them back at him* (i feel like this is going to end up being hot potato) ;D
*Grabs the grenade and hugs Rubba thus blowing both of them up to millions if little tiny pieces.*
*Watches sadly* (I have no one to kill now) *Burns what little pieces are left*
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*stabs Seb in the back*
Hmm...
...
.... . . ...
*paints Worty with led paint*
*bonks Lass on the head with a piece of pipe*
Hmm...
*stuffs One-eye into an egg*
(https://leavingbagend.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/tangled-gif.gif?w=736)
*Beats Lass with frying pan*
*skewers Seb with giant skewer and begins to roast him on an open fire*
*Drowns Wort in a pool of blood*
*summons moon to crush Seb*
Hmm..
*dumps a rock on Shire*
*drops anvil on Lass*
*Grabs Wortshire and snaps his necks*
*papercuts scott, all the while cackling maniacly*
*puts Corporal Rubbadub into a large drum and bangs it so loudly that his ear drums explode*
*Forces Teer to watch Justin Beiber music videos (eww) till her head explodes*
*Stabs Wort*
Spoiler
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*stabs Seb*
Spoiler
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*Chokes Wort*
Spoiler
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*a bolt of lightning flashes down, shattering the ground where it landed, and from it a dark figure comes, like a wraith in the shadows, it comes closer, its very breath seeming to take yours, from it a menacing laughter can be heard, like a cold claw of death it puts a claw to its dark hood aaaand* "Hello there! Your time has come! :)" *Wait...it's Lass? Well...PLOT TWIST, it stabs you with a pencil I guess...*
*catches Lass' head under arm, and squeezes until it explodes*
*Rips A.R.S.E.N.E's head off and begins bashing Wortshire's head with it*
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*uses Majora's Mask to turn Scott into a Deku, then lights him on fire*
*Hits Worty with a bolt of death*
*hits Jarky with Eiha*
(https://www.ssbwiki.com/images/thumb/5/5c/Joker_Side_B_SSBU.gif/300px-Joker_Side_B_SSBU.gif)
*Sets a giant, savage monkey on Worty*
*makes ghost Jarky watch try not to cringe vidoes*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 07, 2020, 05:45:00 AM
*catches Lass' head under arm, and squeezes until it explodes*
O.O
*Farts* (Nuff said.)
*drags Seb into the river and ties him to an under water root*
*Holds Lass close, so she dies as well* Nyeh. :laugh:
*elbows Seb in the stomach so he lets his breath go*
(Oh man, dying while trying to kill you and getting killed myself X1)
(Lol.)
*Drops metal block on Lass*
*fills Seb's ears with egg*
*barfs...., and barfs....., and barfs- on lass*
Ewwww...
*drops a rug into Rub's mouth and pushes it in* Welcome back by the way
(thanks) *eats the rug* * makes lass play mozart for four hours straight*
*sits on Rubb until he is squashed into jelly*
Hobbit Reference
Ohh!!!
*drops a tree on Worty*
*drops a ship on Lass*
*eats himself (the jelly)* *throws worty off a cliff*
*vacuums Corporal Jelly*
(i already ate myself) *turns captain w. into a vaccum*
*burns all things*
*attacks Lass with a swarm of rabid birbs*
Noooooooo!!!!!
*Auto corrects Worty's every word*
Throws Lass off a cliff...A short cliff...With ducks and feathers at the bottom.
(poor ducks...)
Um...
....
*covers Scott in butterfly stickers*
*does this to Lass*
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*Shoots Wortshire with an MA5K*
*locks Scott in sketchbook*
*uses a skrill on lass*
*Pushes Rubba over and crushes his head with his boot*
*Surrounds Scott with pink, fluffy creatures and takes away all his weapons*
*paints little birds all over Jarky*
*Locks Lass in a topic called "Lass' Art Is Amazing, Regardless What She Says"*
O.O
That's too horrid to even fathom...
You are a horrible being of darkness and pain.
*puts Seb in a pizza box and dumps it into the freezer*
*summons a Waira to eat Lass*
*Forces Wort to run on a treadmill until his heart explodes*
*bends all the blood out of Seb*
*has Abaddon eat Lass*
O.O
*pulls out Wortys' spine* Why you spineless rabbit!
*Zaps Lass with all her worst fears*
*sucks Jarky using Poltergust 3000*
*Waits patiently until Worty dies of old age*
*Grabs Jarky and snaps her spine on his knee*
*Scott slowly and painfully disintegrates into a pile of blood, which evaporates*
*Sprinkles holy water on Jarky*
Heh.
*Gently bops Scott on the head with a spoon* DIE!
HAHA! Here's my chance! *fills Seb with sharp pencils, then pulls them all out, one by one*
Oooooh. That'll leave a mark.... ;D
*skins Verde like a banana and jumps on Lass till her lungs pop*
Hey..You weren't to kill me this time... :'(
...
You enjoy thing too much...
*traps Wortshire in the world of code*
*using the world of code, kills Lass with a glitch*
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*Kicks Worty in the cookies*
*is too dead to kill Scott*
I'm not! *hangs Scott by the footpaw above a open fire*
*three trolls walk in and discuss whether to roast Lass on an open fire, boil her, or sit on her until she is squashed into jelly... They decide to do the third option*
*laughes maniacly into wortys face until he falls dead on the floor... (ominous music)*
*turns Rabba into a rabba duck*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 26, 2020, 03:37:19 PM
*three trolls walk in and discuss whether to roast Lass on an open fire, boil her, or sit on her until she is squashed into jelly... They decide to do the third option*
O.O
...Why do you hate me so much...
If it helps, I don't hate you.
It really does ;D *hugs Verdie to death*
(Talk about killing with kindness. O_o)
Uses TABS executioner to lob Verd's head off
Has Kade chop off Wort's head.
*paints Seb with led paint*
D:
:-\
o.O
O.o
:o
Surely even I don't deserve that?!
*Shows Lass my old writing*
I felt like painting...At least the picture's pretty...
That....Is very cool! Good job!
I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do...
*Shows Seb my really old drawings*
Warning: five year old art. In child me's defense, I had no what I was drawing, I just noticed that male horses had that...
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*Faints in a heap*
*Falls on top of Lass, effectively crushing the poor chook*
*But, as she happens to be a poison dart frog at the time, Seb gets poisoned*
I throw a prototype plasma generator (malfunctioning microwave) at them. Instead of saving them, as I had hoped, it radiates pure black hole level density and rips them to pieces.
*Flexes, causing Tiria to explode from over exposure to pure awesomeness*
I fling my sling while you flex, hitting you in your magiky muscle.
*Turns Wartie into a (*
*Stabs with pencil* Aha! Payback! >:D
*repeatedly flicks an elastic band at Seb until he dies*
*Drops bookshelf on Bookie*
You meanie. That's books you harmed, just then.
*force feeds Seb with iocane powder*
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*Proceeds to stab Bookie* ^-^
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*buries Seb in coins*
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*Spits a coin into Booklover's left eye*
I've been waiting so long to say this...
*puts down rock and sword and kills Seb like a civilised person*
*Le chokes Booklover while she does this*
*Seb gets stabbed through the heart by me with a spear*
Wouldn't it have been easier to start off with "*Stabs. . . *"?
*whacks verdauga with the spearbutt*
Ow.
*Leaves behind a stuffed animal.*
*nukes the stuffed animal*
It didn't deserve that.....*Pewpew*
*Hugs Scottie to the deathes*
When I saw you posted I was gonna say that!
*Does nothing*
*Blushes*
That makes me very happy. ^-^
Mclass is so cute.
;)
*Hits Verdie INSIDE the head with a CD*
...Ouch
*Compliments Lass's art*
*Egos Jarky to death*
*shoots Seb with orc arrows*
*fires at Booklover with an HMG50*
*covers Wartie in six inches of hot glue*
*hugs Lass, still covered in hot glue*
Ouch....*Stabs Wartie as she is smothered*
*shoots lass in head with P99*
....Welp....*Is now burnt, smothered, and shot*
...
*Collapses*
Victory! *dies*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 10, 2020, 03:16:07 AM
*shoots lass in head with P99*
.................
*Starts sromping viciously on W.T.'s head*
Mine turtle is my helmet.
hello
Hi?
*High-flying tackle-hugs*
*Hugs back* No killing? Or are you gonna be the type of girl that like playin' the game?
I'm too weak to kill you... :I
That is not true.....Ya know the term "drop-dead-gorgeous"?
I'm more drop-dead ugly :r
No me
No, me..
I have proof....I think.....
Oh reeeaally..
Uhhh.....Yeah?
The proof is false..
Ehhh
*Pounces on Scott at full speed*
Gaah! *Is sent into orbit*
*Dies, I guess*
*Starts suffocating*
(..O.O)
*Grabs at his neck*
*Throws Scoot into the water*
*Stabs Lass* Oh how the turns have tabled ;D
*Steals Dann's gun and shoots him three times*
Aye, indeed ;D
*fires an arrow at Lass, which is then diverted by her magic armour, then hits her in the head and kills her because she wasn't wearing the helmet that came with it* (idea shamelessly stolen from a webnovel I'm reading)
How dare you! That's considered theft (from books)!
*poleaxes Booklover with an axe pole*
No, it's a tribute to it! It's a good thing!
For that I'll... avada kedavra you, I guess?
Eh? What's that? Some kinda book I ain't heard of yet?
*chops Booklover up with a dirk*
*Goes to library, checks out biggest book he can find, and whacks flib with it
BHAHAHAHAHA
*Drops a volcano on Rill*
*Dies, but not before bringing lass under volcano with him
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 12, 2021, 07:28:48 PM
*Goes to library, checks out biggest book he can find, and whacks flib with it
How DARE you!!!! Don't you know how to take care of books? The
biggest book in the library... wait, what was the title?
I don't know the title unfortunately. It was a heavy but effective weapon, and I managed to keep it in good enough condition to return with no fines (though this may be due to the fact that I had a large book I had previously used as a weapon in my hands).
It probably contained The Song that Never Ends. ;D
I put you up against the man who expected the Spanish inquisition.
*Spanish-inquisitions the man who expected it*
*bends lava on the next person to post*
I am Bolin.