This game is easy and awesome. ;D
Player 1: Waiter, there's a Marlfox in my soup--or, there was--?
Player 2: GAH!! WHERE'D IT GO???
Then, P2 would also include in the next section of their post, another, "Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup," which another person would respond to. Easy enough? Don't answer that. Let's start!!
Waiter, there's a WHALE in my soup!!
Well then eat it, my good man.
Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup.
yeah i put it there your supposed to use it
Waiter there's a hare (the animal) in my soup
Of course there is, it's rabbit soup. You ordered it.
Waiter, there's a scarf in my soup.
ew it's ugly.
Waiter theres a kid in my soup!
Oops. Sorry. That's Muse's.
Waiter, there's a congregation of PLATYPUSESES! in my zoop.
just eat it
waiter theres a death defying beaver in my soup
RUN!
Waiter theres a butterfly in my soup!
fail
waiter theres a ferret named veil in my soup!!!!
Just eat up, and remember that there are other people less fortunate than you. ::)
Waiter, there's a lolkitteh in my soup!! ;D
then say lol
theres an endangered speices of bird in my zoop who DID THIS???!!!???
wow, FREDDY that's my pet!
Waiter theres a eulalia in my soup!
Yell at it and it will go away!
Waiter, there's an otter in my soup!
XD
waiter theres a O______O in my soup
it comes free with the meal so use it however you wish
Waiter, why is there a toy spear in my soup?
To catch your fish! This is a do-it-yourself restaurant.
Waiter, there's a hammer in my soup!
Well, you wanted Hammer-Head Shark soup but we forgot the shark part. Very sorry.
Waiter, there's a tiny invisible unicorn in my soup!
well how do you know it's there?
Waiter why is there a monkey in my soup?
It's a LEMUR, for the love of sushi, get your facts right!!
Waiter, there's a Ñ in my soup!
Sorry, we forgot he rest of the m.
Waiter, there's a forum in my soup! And it's a Redwall Forum!
OMG I CAN HAS?
Waiter, there's a pair of scissors in my soup!
so?
waiter theres soup in my soup!
Really? Sorry about that, but we were all out of broth, so we had to give you soup.
Waiter, there's a computer in my soup!
Ah, no, actually, there isn't. It's a noodle SHAPED like a computer. JUST EAT IT.
Waiter, there's a caterpillar in my soup!
eat the catterpillar they good for you
waiter theres a ?? in my soup
I think that's a noodle. After all, this is ?? soup.
Waiter, there's an email in my soup!
OK you check it!
Waiter There's a smiley face in my soup :)
...Are you complaining?
Waiter, there's a cloud in my soup!
uhhh
waiter, youtube is in my soup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&list=LLxjtHaBjXg6KHvZh3x7iDdg&v=KJ6p8JLu1X4
click the link and listen
I don't know what to say.
Waiter there is a closet full of dirty clothes in my bedr- excuse me, my soup!
yum
waiter theres a weevil in my soup
Oh, I am so sorry! Just eat it, it's good protein.
Waiter, there is sand in my soup!
Well what do you expect, ordering soup in the middle of a desert?
Waiter, there's a duckling paddling about in my soup.
Aww, how cute! Erm...that's our free pet policy. You get one with each order.
Waiter, there's snow in my soup!
you wanted cold soup
waiter theres an otter in my soup
Live in a pigsty eat like a pig OOC geddit geddit?
Waiter there's a can in my soup
I'm terribly sorry, but you're in Soviet Russia now, where soup holds cans.
Waiter, there's a book in my soup.
Ah, no, actually. It's disintegrated trees and ink by now.
Waiter, there's a globe in my soup!
its a snowglobe of the restraunt
waiter theres :O theres a tiger WHO THE HECK KILLS A TIGER??!!? whoever killed the tiger is evil :'(
Just eat it. It will look bad for the restaurant if you complain.
Waiter, there's a :o in my soup!!
Its complimentary. Would you like me to remove it?
Waiter, theres a badger Lord in my soup... IT HAS BLOODWRATH!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Throw the entree (spelling) at it! ;D
Waiter, there's a download in my soup!!
Um, throw it away then *what a waste* :P
waiter there is a hole in my soup! :o
Eat the soup, and leave the hole on the side of your plate. ;D
Waiter, Mairead Nesbitt is playing her fiddle in my soup! :)
DONT EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o ;DJust sit quietly and liten when she is done escort her home then come back and help me with my soup! :) :D ;D
WAITOR, THERE IS A TILLY WILDLOUGH IN MY SOUP!!!
whats that
waiter chuck norris is in my soup and hes got a sword AGHHHH
he is um, run!!!!
Waiter, why is there a physicked hedgehog in my soup?
Sorry, Sister May is our replacement cook today.
Waiter, there's mosquito larvae in my soop!
Oh, that can't be good...
Waiter, there's a television remote in my soup!
my brother put it there
waiter theres a stormtrooper in my soup and he shot chuck norris
They better watch out.
Waiter, Mario is in my soup!
OOOH lemme see!!!
Waiter, there is a Lunupine in my soup!!
?
waiter theres a potato in my soup
...Yes, there's supposed to be a potato. It's vegetable soup...
Waiter, there's a Dibbun in my soup!!
Exactly. This is Dibbun soup.
Waiter, there's a ticket to a Celtic Woman concert in my soup. (Maybe I don't need help deciding what to do with that one.) :D
But thats ok I'll decide ;D
Just throw it away I dont know how it possibly could have gotten in your soup, besides it's ruined from the soup anyways! :D :D :D
WAITER THERE IS AN ASMODEUS IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont worry the stormtrooper shot him
waiter theres a nuke in my soup
I have no idea what it is. Since you seem to know, decide what to do with it.
Waiter, there's a Winter of the Frozen Wind in my soup!
You wanted cold soup, you got it.
Waiter, theres a
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom Mushroom!
in my soup
the mushroom are supposed to be there i dunno bout the badgers
waiter theres a nuclear bomb in my soup!!!!!
...get rid of it then
waiter theres so much in my soup i cant see the soup!
Self-contradictory, much?
Waiter, there's a smelly sneaker in my soup!! *plugs nose*
Put it in the bin.
Waiter, there's a selkie in my soup!
whats a selkie??
waiter theres a waffle in my soup!
I thought you liked waffles.
Waiter, there's an Overlord in my soup!
Sorry, I forgot to warn you that we run a slave trade now. Here's some manacles for you to put on once you've finished with your soup.
Waiter, there's a stoat in my soup!
yay
waiter theres a something in my soup
Well, find out what it is.
Waiter, there's a calendar in my soup!
aare you sure that isnt a 50. cal sniper?
waiter theres a sword in my soup
Quick! Call Martin! He's been looking for that old thing for weeks!
;D
Waiter, there's an evil, sadistic wildcat queen in my soup!!!
Stands to reason. I put her there. ;D
Waiter, there's a bloodwrathy squirrelqueen in my soup! :o
well eat her up before she gets cold ;D
Waiter, there is no shrimp in my soup!
Yeah, 'cos I ate it!! HA. HA. HA.
Waiter, there's a dragon in my soup!!
Sorry, our stoves broke down. We're using dragons to heat the soups.
Waiter, there's a profile in my soup!
face palm* sorry thats mine
waiter theres a murderer in my soup!!!!!!!! gets stabbed*
Oh sorry. We hired him to murder the meat. :o
Waiter, there's a knife in my soup!!
Yeah, we don't take the time to cut the chicken ourselves. Have fun! *leaves*
Waiter, there's a fortune cookie in my soup!
What does it say?
Waiter there's a tV in my soup.
That's our limited-time entertainment course.
Waiter, there's a High Rhulain in my soup! :o
yeah sorry we forgot to cook her all the way *Leaves*
Waiter i'm in my soup (I am very bored)
Ugh! Get out of there this instant! You'll give all of my guests food poisoning! MOST unsanitary!!!
Waiter, why is Edward Cullen swimming around in my soup?
(This should be interesting)
ooo can he turn me into a vampire!?
Waiter, there's a wolverine in my soup *shivers*
Well don't just sit there like a befuddled badger! Kill it!
Waiter, why is Princess Zelda standing in my soup and glaring at me?
i think shes angry at you for going to eat her just eat it anyway full of nutrients
waiter theres a wig in my soup!!
thats chuck norris's
waiter theres a taco in my soup O___o
Quick! Call James Gryphon! He's been looking for his profile picture for months! :D
Sorry, whenever I hear about tacos, I think about James and the discussion thread about his profile pic. :D
Waiter, there's a tiger swimming in my soup!
It's probably Maudie's.
Waiter, Demise (Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword) is in my soup, and Ghirahim is resurrecting him!
grabs master sword and hylian shield* i got him!
waiter ghirahim's cutlass is in my soup
Well, return it to him.
Waiter, there's a swimming pool in my soup!
you wanted it extra watery.
Waiter, a UFO is in my soup.
Unidentified Floating Object? Quick! Call the scientists!
Waiter, Ranguvar Foeseeker is killing a stoat in my soup!
well kick her out, she got banned from the resturant for fighting the customers
Waiter, there's a piece of paper in my soup
Eat it, it's good fiber.
Waiter, there's a bolt of lightning in my soup!
you ordered it with extra zap!
Waiter, there's a kitten in my soup! and its cute!
free pet
waiter theres a soldier in my soup
Is he Commander David Jael, by any chance? I heard he was in town.
Waiter, there's a Galactic Federation marine in my soup!
(See my profile picture for details ;))
Well, you're the violent one. Boot him out of there!
Waiter, there's a profile in my soup!
well see whose it is then!
Wait, theres no shimp in this soup, by the way have you heard of hotroot soup? you should serve it
You're right, we should. But the head cook at the moment is Scarum. And as for the shrimps, well, they're there, you just need glasses.
Waiter, there's a garden snail in my soup! :o :o
You wanted something exotic.
Waiter, there's skilly an' duff in my soup!
that is the point of skilly soup aint it?
Waiter there is a my little pony in my soup!
kill it
waiter theres a :3 in my soup
Well, eat it.
Waiter, there's a bottle of nail polish in my soup! :)
Yuck! How did that get there?!
Waiter, someone's siggie is in my soup!
Oh, that's mine. *snatches it*
Waiter, there's a Nightie in my soup!
uh?
waiter theres a shoop da whoop in my soup
here, let me see... DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAARGH!
waiter, there's an abbey in my soup!
O_o its redwall
waiter theres a sandwhich in my zooop
Eh? What's that you say? A sandy witch inside a sloop?
(For those of you who don't know, a sloop is a kind of boat.)
Waiter, there's a microchip in my soup!
we thought you ordered chip soup (XD)
waiter theres a sable quean in my soup
You'll have to throw the soup away. She's poisoned it with her dagger thingy.
Waiter, there's a mobile phone in my soup!
we told you its mobile soup
waiter theres a tiria wildlough in my soup?
ugh, whats she doing in there, i demand a refil, never know where she's been ;)
Waiter, theres a car in my soup
You wanted deisel soup.
Waiter there's an orchestra in my soup!
Grr!!!! Right! That's it!!! That's the last time I ever ask Beethoven to come over and play in my restaurant!!!
:D
Waiter, there's a Night Fury in my soup!!! :o
aww it's so cute :o :o :o
Waiter there's a mac in my soup
Wow. Can you say 'outdated'?
Waiter, there's a sink in my soul!
Edit: XD soul... Soup!
waiter listen to this cause it was in my soup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF5Kv4THo_4&feature=related
waiter theres a ? in my soup
What is a '?' ?
Waiter, Joshua the son of Nun is in my soup!!!
(I'm referring to the guy from the Bible, in case ye wanted ta know. And yes, he is really called the son of Nun. :D)
So that is where he ended up! We've been looking everywhere for him!
Waiter, there's an iPod in my soup!
is it jailbroken?
Waiter, a ginormous sword is in my soup?!
The cook put it there to help fight it down (what ever that means)
Waiter there's a clock counting down to zero in my soup!
timebomb 0_o RUN!!!
waiter theres a :o in my soup
You must have ordered the online emotions special
Waiter, there's a parrot in my soup
You must be a pirate.
Waiter, there's a cat in my soup! :)
It's catching the mouse you mentioned earlier.
Waiter a coffee table is in my soup.
You must be a a wood shop
Waiter, there's a polar bear in my soup
i'll get chuck norris...
waiter the master sword is in my soup
Yeah...we had to use that to keep the cooks in line
waiter theres a purple dinosuar in my soup!
You must be stuck in the Jurassic period.
Waiter, there's a horse in my soup!
Grr! So THAT'S where you went, Black Gold!!!! Get back in your stable NOW!!!
;D
Waiter, Reba McEntire is in my soup!!!!
Call CMT. ;D
Waiter, there's a cheetah in my soup
Well, you ordered fast food.
;D Yes, that was really corny.
Waiter, there's a concussion rifle in my soup!!!!! :o
You're meant to use it...on yourself. ;D
Waiter, there's a Nightshirt in my soup!
This is the night shift.
Waiter, there's an author in my soup!
You must have been in a library
Waiter, there's a glass cup in my soup
no, soup is in your glass cup.
Waiter, there is a coat in my soup!
sherlock homes must have left it there when they were investigating the posoinous soup sorry
waiter theres a wig in my soup
YUCK!!!!!!! Pthooey!!!!
Waiter, there's a dulcimer in my soup!
thats a noodle, ma'am
waiter theres an "acid paradox - galaxy" in my soup it sounds awesome
Quick, call HIAG! I'm sure he'd want it!
Waiter, there's a lightsaber in my soup!
Zae tha'z where I dropped it.
Waiter there'z a ghozt in me zoup!
it's halloween. Get used to it.
Waiter, there's an angry bird in my soup!
Don't worry, my angry cat will take care of it pretty quickly.
Waiter, there's a fly named Jerry in my soup!
The spider named Joe should take care of it.
Waiter, YOU'RE IN MY SOUP!
what the heck?
waiter a space pirate in my soup *hides under table*
Who do you think I am? Samus Aran? Call someone else to deal with your Pirate infestation. *rolleyes*
Waiter, there's a lightning bolt in my soup!
You must have come in from a bad thunderstorm
Waiter, there's a stick of butter in my soup!
Sorry, I was trying to butter you up to ask you something horrible.
::)Sorry, that was a bad pun.
Waiter, Ken Ham is in my soup!
I like ham. but I think a bulldog or a poodle must have put him in there.
Waiter, there's a floppy disk in my soup!
No, thats my model of you.
Waiter, Lord Brocktree is in my soup.
I think we mixed him up with brocolli.
Waiter, there's an empty Coke can in my soup!
Tsk tsk....young 'uns these days...never recycle nothin'.
Waiter, there's a fried green tomato in my soup!
No, that's red. You're just color-blind.
Waiter, there's a squirrel in my soup!
Oops. Sorry, I'll get out immediately.
Waiter, there's a Boneknapper in my soup!
uuummmm.... what?
Waiter there is a medium sort-of rare steak in my soup!
Well, you ordered meat soup.
Waiter, the Grinch is in my soup!!!
Oops! I thought that was the cactus!
Waiter theres a Redwall book in my soup!
eat it it'll make you smarter
waiter theres a leaf in my soup
Eat it its healthy! bye the way a Redwall book would make me more imaginative.
Waiter theres a stapler in my soup! ::)
Staple the staple to the side of the bowl the decoration always gets loose
waiter theres a project in my soup
So /that's/ where my Newton's Cradle project went.
Waiter there's a chat box in my soup!
Woops, I forgot to take it out when I was editing it
Wasiter, there's a marker in my soup
Get your table marker out of your soup this instant!
Waiter, Megamind is in my soup! ;D
Well than take his dehydration gun and turn him into an ice cube!
Waiter there's a rat in my soup!
What the heck is Shadow doing in your soup??? :P
Waiter, there's a music note in my soup
Waiter, Metroman is in my soup!!!!
(Yes, Tiria, I'm a Megamind fan as well. ;D)
Aw, I've always wanted to watch that movie.
Waiter, your cell phone is in my soup!
Hand it over you thief!
Waiter Martins sword is in my soup!
Good, now when some searats come to steal your soup you could defend it XD
Waiter, there's a candy bar in my soup
Good grief it's soup not sweets!!
Waiter their is a fighting mouse in my soup >:( ???
Then train him to fight even better!!
Waiter, there's a radio in my soup!
what's it tuned to?
Waiter there's a bag of chips in my soup!
forgot to take of the bag sorry. You asked for soggy chip soup right?
Waiter there's a shirt in my soup!
So that's where my I <3 bacon shirt went!
Waiter a window is in my soup!
You forgot your glasses so I inserted corrective lenses in the window so you could see!
Waiter there's a tapestry in my soup!
Watch out because you're about to be swarmed by a mob of angry Redwallers.
Waiter, Martin's in my soup and he's battling Tsarmina!
squish starmina
waiter theres a cookie in my soup
That's what you get for orderingn the sweet and hot soup special
Waiter, there's a flash light in my soup
does it work?
Waiter a story is in my soup! And it's about.... (guess who. *points at username*)
then take it out and pass the time before dessert!
Waiter, there's a history book in my soup!
Thats because your mom told me your behind in school
Waiter theres a tree in my zoup!
Woops, my team of wood cutting weasels must have accidentally chopped it in there
Waiter, there's a glue gun in my soup
That's to glue yourself to the chair in case you feel like leaving. No one can leave until they've finished everything. EVERYTHING! ;D
Waiter, there's a penguin in my soup!
He got in there because he wanted to warm up!
Waiter, there's a yoyo in my soup!
Didn't you order the fun surprise?
Waider dere be's a floi in me zoup!
So THAT'S where you went, Jerry! I wondered about that.
Waiter, there's a jellyfish in my soup!
DONT EAT IT OR YE"LL DIE
waiter death is in my soup
Than kill him! We don't need any more a' 'im!
Waider, dere bes uh sangwitch in moi Zoup!
A Sangwitch? Could you be a little clearer, please?
Waiter, there's a piece of wood in my soup!
It is the lumberjack special.
Waiter a keyboard is in my soup!
I was talking mole, it was sandwich
Didn't you order the techno geek special?
Waider! dere bes a Mouse in moi zoup!
Would you like some cheese on that?
Waiter, there is a stick bug in my soup!
Scary.
Waiter! There is a toad in my soup! It's got a trident! AHH!
Feed it a shrew and it'll be fine.
Waiter a clock is on my soup!
you wanted more time to eat
waiter, GLaDOS is in my soup.
Well then we are all doomed (how does something that big get in your soup?!!)
Waider! Dere Be's a portal gun in moi zoup! (floomp) (floomp) aAaAaaAAAaaahhHhhHhHhhHhhHHhhHHHhHHHhhHHhhHHHhh!!!!!!!!!
you need to solve the test to get the soup
waiter, there's a hologram of a cake in my soup!
just eat arund it its unhealthy
waiter theres a squirrel in my soup!
Give him a nut!!
Waiter, there's the rambling Rosehip Players in my soup!
Ballaw de Quincewold is trying to steal customers food again?
waiter, there's a ratman's den in my soup!
Well then just swipe the guy with your scimitar! ;D ;D
Waiter, there's an adder and pine marten in my soup!!!!
:o :o :o
( how scary)
Be quiet or everyone will want one.
Waiter! There's a dibbun in my soup!
we thought it would help cheer you up
waiter, chell is in my soup
Well than you should give her some cake! ;D :D ;D (Portal 2 Joke)
Waider! dere be's a weightered coob in moi zoup!
(Waiter there's a weighted cube in my soup!)
companion cube or storage cube?
waiter, there's a gravity gun in my soup!
Oh, good! You can gain some weight! ;D
Waiter! There's a sword in my soup!
It was the Martin special
Waider! dere be's a weightered coob in moi zoup!
(Waiter there's a weighted cube in my soup!)
It is a companion cube
what!? that was supposed to go into the furnace
waiter, there's a personality core in my soup!
It'll give you some personality.
Waiter! There is a Jedi in my soup!
He sliced up the chunky parts of the soup. Onions, beets, etc.
Waiter there is a buffalo in my soup.
Watch out its charging!!!
Waiter there's a abbey in my soup!!
It's our Redwall special.
Waiter sheet music is in my soup!
Waiter their is a snake in my soup with three heads
it's name is scaly
waiter, there is a udk release in my soup!
what's udk?
Waiter, there is a psybox in my soup.
so that's where my clone ran off to.
unreal development kit.
waiter, there's a soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup etc. etc. etc.
thats why it's called soup!
Waiter, there's an atom in my soup!
Just one?!
Waider! Dere be's a disectered froig in moi zoup!
(A disected frog... I just did that today)
it's frog soup. you didn't expect a live one, did you?
there's a death eater in my soup!
It's only eats dead people, so it's perfectly safe.
Waiter, there's a mouse with a ponytail in my soup.
well, you asked for rose soup
waiter, barty crouch junior is in my soup
What?
Waiter, there's a banana in my soup
It'll slip into your stomach.
Waiter, there's a garbage truck in my zoop.
Leftovers
Waiter, there is a TV in my soup!
It's a little shocking.
W, there's a record in my soup.
hahaha
Thought I'd put a new spin on things.
Waiter, there's a dagger in my soup
The assasin!
-Quote from Finn in Adventure Time
Waiter, there's a school bus in my soup.
What's adventure time?
A TV show on Cartoon Network.
Oh
Time for school, ain't it?
Waiter a watch is in my soup!
oh... did you happen to see a white rabbit running by?
waiter, there's a runner in my soup
PS. if this means anything to you, i mean runners from mirrors edge.
Water, there is a candy bar in my soup. I'l just eat that. ;D
Well then why'd you call me over!?
Waiter, there's an electric plug in my soup!
Well that is a SHOCK!
Waider! dere be's a fwagg in moi zoup!!
(flag)
shh, or everyone else will want one.
Waiter there is a peep in my soup
Bet ye can't eat more 'n ten!
Waiter! There's a mouse in my soup!!!!
(suprised) Squeak!!
Waiter, there is a DSI in my soup.
Does it do an Internet?
Waiter Nintedo Power is in my soup!
Not sure what that is ::)
Waiter, there's a cow in my soup :o
Milk it and have a drink to go along!
Waiter, there's a badger in my soup
(your answer was sick)
Dont be pesky now.
Your soup seems to have nothing in it...false alarm.
Waiter! There's a Canon EOS Rebel T3 12.2 Megapixel 18-55IS II Kit Digital SLR camera in my soup! >:O
....English?
Waiter there is a Samsung Smart TV in my soup!
Well eat it anyway
waiter there is a frog in my soup
too bad, i thought it was a toad... a kid named neville was looking for one.
waiter, a framling is in my soup.
(not entirely sure about the spelling)
They happen to be good protein.
Waiter, there's a flag in my soup!
you got a the patriotism special
waiter, ropeburn is in my soup
PS. a framling is a person of the same species, only from a different planet
don't know what it is
Hum burn it?
Waiter thre's a tiger in my soup
Take him to the rain forest
Waiter, there's a golden coin in my soup!
Give it to me! Give it to me!
Waiter there's a Redwall book in my soup
Read it!
Waiter, there's a zebra in my soup!
It's hot chocolate with whipped creme on top sir.
Waiter, there is a dog in my soup.
Take him for a walk
Waiter, there's a motorcycle in my soup!
Here's the key
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!
well, you're not supposed to eat that soup, you eat the soup in the soup, if you noticed, he is carrying a bowl of soup, and that is why it's a meta-soup special
waiter, there's a creeper in my soup.
It will creep you out.
Waiter there is a soup in my soup.
the meta-soup special is different everyday!
waiter, the mechanic is in my soup.
What the heck!?
waiter theres an ipad in my soup.
Well, you ruined a piece of awesome technology! Lol, just kidding. I'll donate it to the technology store
Waiter, there's a corndog in my soup!
Whoa! can i have it?!
waiter theres a bannana in my soup.
Make it into a fruit salad!
waiter, a sling is in my soup!
Beware of rocks!
Waiter there is a movie in my soup.
Watch it!
Waiter there's a rainbow in my soup!
That's not soup, that's a pot of gold!
Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup.
Whatdaya expect, a cup?
Waiter, there's a person in my soup.
I thought you said you were a cannibal from Gulo the Savage's White Hordes.
Waiter, there's a crown in my soup.
Anyone?
i bet theres a head in there as well
wader there is a soup in my soup.
You don't say?
Waiter, there is a waiter in my soup!
wait and he'll come out.
wader im in my soup
Drink your way out, you got yourself in there!
Waiter, there's a scientist in my soup!
oh dont worry he just making sure your H2O count is high enough so your soup density doesn't get dried out
wader your in my soup
Oh, pardon me. I'll get you a new bowl right away!
Waiter, there's a bottle of wishes in my soup!
oh my bad, i dropped that when i was wishing for a raise. * takes bottle
wader there is a ladder in my soup
Climb it, you might go somewhere!
Waiter...there's no soup in my soup!
alright i'll get you some more
wader there is a boat in my soup
Look for the shrews!
Waiter, there's a rat in my soup!
Ill take him home and love him forever! Rats are my favorite animals :)
Waiter, there's a Squidjee in my soup.
Hmm, Martin probably thought that naughty Squidjee deserved to have his tail boiled.
Waiter, Cluny the Scourge is in my soup--and he has a--*is killed by Cluny's sword*
Throw him overboard
Waiter, there is a diamond in my soup!
why thank you for the tip :)
waiter there is a bird in my soup
Quote from: Griffen on June 18, 2012, 06:46:16 PM
why thank you for the tip :)
waiter there is a bird in my soup
Of course there is, it's chicken noodle.
Waiter, there's a candle in my soup.
Oh, our kitchens were down today--we had to warm it up somehow!
Waiter, there's Martin's Sword in my soup!
I'll take it!!!
aiter, there's a feather in my soup!
Well, you did order chicken soup, didn't you? You get the full deal, m'lad!
Waiter, there's a...a...mouse! In my soup! And it looks like Martin! *faints*
Well, I guess that be 'ow Martin died.
Waiter, there be a... a... sp-spider i-in me soup! 'Elp!!!
Well to bad you don't like spiders. I guess I'll eat your soup.
Waiter, there's an "s" in my soup. ;D
oh my bad, let me get you some uop.
waiter there is a black hole in my soup
Are you sure it's not in your stomach? You've been here all day!
Waiter, there's a shoe in my soup!
find the other and put them on
Waiter, there's a mirror in my soup!
No silly! The soup is just... er... very reflective!
Waiter!!!!!!! There be ketchup in me soup!!!!!
'Tis t'go with your fries, mate.
Waiter...there is a weasel with a bow and arrow in my soup...don't make a single move, or he'll shoot!
Haha hee hee, I like weasel soup.......and look this weasel was shot by a bow and arrow.
Waiter, there's a boat in my soup! ;D
Go voyaging!
Waiter, there's a copy of Doomwyte in my soup!
Well, aren't ye gonna read it?
Waiter, there's a message in my soup.
Read it!
Waiter, there's a pair of sunglasses in my soup!
Look for the sun in there too, then!
Waiter, it's hailing in my soup.
That's what you get for wanting to eat outside :P
waiter, there's an abbey ancestry book in my soup!
well thats what you get for booking here early.
waider WarriorOfMossFlower and Redwallfan7 are in my soup.
What do you expect, we're having a food fight in there!
Waiter, Leatho Shellhound is in my Soup!
I am? :o
Waiter, chair in my Soup!
May I ask, what is char?
Waiter, there's a _____ (blank) in my soup! :o
oh my!!! (throws apron in) now there is nothing to worry about
waiter a fish is in my soup
Oops forgot the i sorry its chair.
Waiter, there's a Warrior in my soup
Can I meet him?
Waiter, there's a really brave squirrelwarrior swimming around in my soup...
Well, it just adds flavour! Go on, eat up!
Waiter, the Kung Fu Panda 2 soundtrack is in my soup! (If you get it out, can I keep it?)
Um.... Waiter? I hate to be a bother, but... BIGFOOT'S IN MAH SOUP!
Oh, yeah, he just loves soup. It's nothing to worry about.
Waiter, there's a jogger in my soup!
Ew, now it's all sweaty. Nothin' you can do but give him a sweatband.
Waiter, get out of my soup! >:(
Hey! I'm taking a bath here!
Waiter, there's an "o" in my soup!
if it wasn't there it would be sup, therefore causing time travel to supper in which you have to avoid making eye contact with yourself, which everyone knows doing will wipe out time.
Waiter, Cave Johnson is in my soup.
is that a problem???
waider this is a rat in my soup
Shh! Keep it down! You'll make everyone want one!
Waiter, there's a cat in my soup!
Keep it, since you like cats so much ;)
Waiter, there's a Calvin and Hobbes book in my soup!
Oh, they must be there for the tuna.
Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup!
Whadaya expect, a gallon o' milk?
Waiter, there are angel wings in my soup.
I think your guardian angel got hungry.
Waiter, Johnny Depp is in my soup! (Can I get your autograph?)
in role?
Waiter, there's a weeping angel in my soup! (please don't blink.)
*Blinks* Ooookaaayyy... moving on.
Waiter, there's a vacuum in my soup!
Get it out, quick, if you want to taste that soup!
Waiter, there's a MUSHROOM in my SOUP! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE????!!!!
OH! That's Mario's soup! Sorry!
Waiter, Clu is in my soup! (Tron: Legacy)
Poke her witha pin and watch her disolve
waiter theres a creeper(off of minecraft) in my soup
Where did I put my diamond sword?
Waiter, Skillet is in my soup! (Band, not cooking pan)
Ask them if you can get free backstage passes to their next concert.
Waiter, a copy of the Redwall t.v show is in my soup!
then watch it!
Waiter theres a football in my soup.
Go play some football
Waiter, there's a time travel machine in my soup!
Get it out before it time travels with your soup!
Waiter, there's soup in my soup!
Well, at least your soup is normal
Waiter, there is a whiteboard in my soup!
Umm, not sure how that got there.
Waiter, Redwall is in my soup!
get it out and put it back in Mossflower woods!
Waiter, there's a creepy doll in my soup!
It's yours now!
Waiter, there's a TV in my soup!
watch something on it!
Waiter, there's a circus cart in my soup!
Oh, oops, that was the flea circus!
Waiter, there's chocolate in my soup!
Rub off the soup on it and devour it!
Waiter, there's glitter in my soup!
Oh, that was just for extra flavor.
Waiter, Redwallfan7 is in my soup!
I am? :P
Waiter, a glow stick is in my soup
It's glow stick soup! Didn't you order that?
Waiter, I'm in my soup!
get out and dry yourself off!
Waiter, there's a giraffe in my soup!
Giraffes don't even like soup! Why is there one in there?
Waiter, there's text in my soup!
rearrange it to spell something
Waiter, there's a cherry tattoo in my soup!
Yeah, it begged me to give it a tattoo before you ate it.
WEIRD!
Waiter, there's grass in my soup!
Oops. My mistake. That was for the horse at table 5.
Waiter, there's a bubble in my soup.
pop it!
Waiter, there's a vacation book in my soup!
What does it say?
Waiter...there's nothing in my soup...it's just plain, old, boring SOUP.
Oh good, then I don't have to take care of it
Waiter, there's a Kelly Clarkson concert ticket in my soup!
Well, aren't ye gonna use it? I'll take it if you don't want it!
Waiter, Tiria Wildlough (character) is in my soup. And she's swimming. And sprinkling hotroot pepper in it.
Well now that's just plain
WACKO!!!
Waiter, there's a stargate in my soup!
Stargates are pretty big so how did it fit in your bowl?
Waiter, there's a fruit loop in my soup.
Hmm... the rest of the froot loops must have spilled all over the floor
Waiter, there's a dog collar in my soup!
Dude! You ate my dog!
Waiter, there's a chain in my soup!
Put it around Your dog! (brings dog back to life)
waiter, there's a can of whipped cream in my soup!
I thought that you wanted that!
Waiter, Rapunzel's hair is in my soup!
Eeewww!!!!!
Waiter, Flynn Rider is in my soup. (Isn't he cute :D)
Well, since his name is Eugene Fits Herbert, really there's no one in your soup.
Waiter, there's an iPhone in my soup!
Use it! Download some games on it!
Waiter, there's a lego building in my soup!
Yeah, someone built Atlantis and it just rose from the depths.
Waiter, there's love in my soup!
There is something wrong with you, who orders love zoop? It's nasty!
Waiter, there's a wearat in me zoop.
It was taking the first bath in its life.
Waiter, Blackmore's Night is in my soup!
Wow! I love that band! *faints on the floor*
Waiter, there's Celtic Woman sheet music in my soup!
GAH! GET IT OUT OF THERE BEFORE THE MUSIC IS RUINED!!!!!!
Waiter, there's no soup in my soup!
Then it's not soup, you moron!
Waiter, there's a wearat in me zoop.
Since there's no such thing as zoup, you should be fine!
Waiter, there's sunshine in my soup!
Ooh! You could sleep in it, kitty!
Waiter, there's Farran the Poisoner in my soup.
Gah! Don't drink the soup! There's poison in it!!!
Waiter, there's an IMF agent in my soup. (Impossible Mission Force)
A what?
Waiter, there's a cello in me soup.
Ooh! Can I have that? *Takes it and plays awesome tune* Dinner and a show! Now you owe me $50 more! (Impossible Mission Force = Mission Impossible)
Waiter, Rod Serling's in my soup! (Twilight Zone narrator)
*You hear the twilight zone theme* You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
Waiter, there's a bible in my soup!
GET IT OUT!! GET IT OUT!!! DON'T LET IT BE DESTROYED!!!
Waiter, Eustace Scrubb is in my soup! And he's a dragon, too!
he must be in there for the fire flavored spice :P
waiter, there's a roller coaster in my soup
there is? ride it then.
waiter, there is a desktop computer in my soup. x shudders x its a pc!
Well, that's just too bad...
Waiter, get this retarted carrot out O' my soup! I ordered potato!
No ya didn't! I remember you ordering carrot! But if you don't like it, I can fix it. *Sticks paws into soup and scoops out all of the carrots* There ya go!
Waiter, Princess Zelda's in my soup!
well get her out and put her back in the video game!
waiter, there's a piece of chalk in my soup!
Oh, so that's why the soup is so chalky...
Waiter! There's a wearat in my soup!
Umm, gross.
Waiter, there's a pan in my soup!
Revive!
Well, go make yourself an omelet!
Waiter, Linkin Park is in my soup!
ask if they can come out of the soup and perform!
waiter, a purple iPhone is in my soup!
Oh, there is? I wonder who's that i- er - I mean, that's mine!
Waiter, there's a feather in my soup!
The turkey in your soup left and there's a feather!
waiter, there's a gumball machine in my soup!
*Takes a gumball* Mmm! Strawberry!
Waiter, Owl City is in my soup! (Please give me an autographed Midsummer Station album!)
Get your autographed Midsummer Station album then!
Waiter, there's a TV in my soup!
Watch it!
Waiter, there's a dishwasher in my soup!
That...is just wrong.
Waiter, there's a mousetrap in my soup!
Barbaric! How could you? *faints*
Waiter, Trisscar Swordmaid is in my soup!
Well, don't let her cut you. *Walks off*
Waiter, there's a deer in the headlights in my soup!
Where are the headlights? :o
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.
Help!
Waiter, there's a muppet in my soup!
Meep!
Waiter, there's a chunk o' gold in my soup!
Thanks for the tip!
Waiter, there's a lamp in me soup.
Maybe there's a genie in it! Oh, not that sort of lamp? Never mind.
Waiter, there's a credit card in my soup!
Ooh, look! *takes credit card*
Waiter, there's a Monocle in my soup!
Well, put it on!
Waiter, there's a flower in my soup!
Aww, how pretty!
Waiter, there's a carrot in my soup!
Duh! You ordered carrot soup!
Waiter, Zelda's in my soup!
Where's Link?
Waiter, there's a phone in my soup.
*Looks at phone* It's an iPhone?! Oh, I knew that! It's, er, it's mine! Yeah! *Grabs it and walks off quickly, giggling quietly*
Waiter, there's a thief in my soup!
Ooh, is it Gonff?
Waiter, there's music in my soup.
Mine! *Grabs music* Is it Owl City? TobyMac? Skillet? Newsboys? Sky Sailing? *Sigh* Nope. You can have it back.
Waiter, there's a toaster in my soup!
I'll get you some bread.
Waiter, there's a picture in my soup.
Um, is it a picture of the soup? That'll cost extra.
Waiter, there's a weasel in my soup!
ask him if he was in Mossflower!
Waiter, there's a jawbreaker in my soup!
You ordered candied soup, did you not?
Waiter, there is blood in my soup.
No, that's not soup. It's blood pudding.
Waiter, there's a knife in my soup!
Oh yeah, that's a ginsu knife I got for you :P
Waiter, there are fireworks in my soup!
Whoa! That's cool!
Waiter, there are fuzzy blue lights in my soup!
Sorry, wrong game. *face palm* I edited it.
They might be blue poprocks candy, you ordered the poprocks special.
Waiter, there's a tube of chapstick in my soup!
That's in case you get dry lips while drinking soup. Duh!
Waiter, there's a compass in my soup!
I put that in there so you can find your way to Redwall Abbey for more soup!
Waiter, there's a swan in my soup!
Didn't you order Swan Soup?
Waiter, there's a house in my soup!
Well, wait do you know? Maybe it's time for you to go home.
Waiter, there's a TARDIS in my soup!
C-can I go in? Pleeeaaassee?
Waiter, there's a sonic screwdriver in my soup!
Point'n'press my boy!
Waiter, there's a Dalek in my soup!
EXTERMINATE!
Waiter, there's an owl in my soup!
Does he have a City on the end of him? ;D
Waiter, there's a bell in my soup!
Well, if you ring it, you'll give an angel it's wings!
Waiter, there's a candy bar in my soup!
Well, you did order the candy bar special :D
Waiter, there's a clock in my soup!
The clock is ticking, finish your soup!
Waiter, there's a magic bean in my soup!
That's what you get for ordering soup in a Wizards shop!
Waiter, there's pudding in my soup!
How dare they pud that in yer zoup!
Waiter, there'z a potato in me zoup!
Um, you did order potato soup, didn't you?
Waiter, there's a Hobbit in my soup!
I hobbit tastes better than it sounds!
Waiter, there'z a zhrew in me zoup!
Don't eat Log-a-Log!
Waiter, there's a hare in my soup! (;D)
I hare it tastez fine.
Waiter, there'z a fly in me zoup!
And it looks like its doing a backstroke
Waiter, there's a dragon in me soup!
Put a saddle on it!
Waiter, there's a newspaper in my soup!
Read it! It may be the Redwall Abbey times!
waiter, there's bubbles and a wand in my soups!
I wand me money back!
Waiter, there'z a mouse in me zoop!
Don't eat Matthias ;D
Waiter, there's a stoat in my soup!
Ok ztoat explain'!
Waiter there'z an ant in me zoop.
It's just trying to carry back food to it's queen.
Waiter, there's a dwarf in my soup!
i will go with the traditional one
waiter there's a fly in my soup
or
waiter there's a peice of choclate in my soup
(Fly) Ew!
(Chocolate) Mmm!
Waiter, there's a mushroom in my soup!
Add some leeks and scoff it down, silly! Waiter, there's an ocean liner in my soup!!
waiter theres a big bad hungery wolf inmy zoop.
Don't let it huff or puff!
Waiter, there's a Ferrari in my soup!
You ordered the Racing special :D
Waiter, there's a remote in my soup!
Where's the TV?
Waiter, Luigi's in my soup!
Get him out before he drowns!
Waiter, there's a microphone in my soup!
Well, start singing! Dinner and a show, don't ya know!
Waiter, there's a sheet of music in my soup!
You must have ordered the musical soup special
Waiter, there's a tree in my soup!
Um, didn't you order the acorn soup?
Waiter, there's an elephant in my soup!
He thought that there were peanuts in your soup!
Waiter, there's a bracelet in my soup!
Fish it out and you can keep it!
Waiter, there's a palm tree in my soup!
Is it a tropical soup?
Waiter, there's a wallet in my soup.
That's what you get for ordering soup at a bank!
Waiter, there's a concert in my soup!
Awesome!
Waiter, there's a gigantic blue whale in my soup!
Exactly, you did order it with whale meat!
Waiter, there's a ice cream Cone in my soup!
Eat it quick before it melts!
Waiter, there's a billion dollars in my soup!
Go buy something!
Waiter, there's a crayon in my soup!
Um, did you want colorful soup?
Waiter, the earth is in my soup!
Didn't you read what you ordered? It's the world wide soup special!
Waiter, twitter is in my soup!
Well, why don't you tweet it!
Waiter, there's a camera in my soup!
Do you want me to remove it because you're camera-shy?
Waiter, MARTIN THE WARRIOR IS IN MY SOUP!!! EEEEEK! *faints* *is fangirling*
Ask for his autograph and take a picture with him!
Waiter, there's a chat box in my soup!
Well, are you or are you not going to chat?
Waiter, there's a heart in my soup! (The organ kind of heart, not the <3 kind of heart)
It's the organ soup special
Waiter, there's a sailboat in my soup!
Who's sailing it? O.o
Waiter, there's a :o in my soup.
:o
Waiter, there's an aquarium in my soup!
then look around it :P
waitor theres a vermin in my soup!!! :o
Hold on a second, I'll send Martin to chop him up for you.
Waiter, there's a country (namely Canada) in my soup!
try and take it over then!
waitor theres a hare in my soup
Tell them to go back to The Long Patrol!
Waiter, Keyla, Mask, and Skipper are in my soup!
how did they get there? tell them to get there own soup!! :P
waitor theres a dead vermin in my soup!!! :P
Um, ew. Just ew.
Waiter, there's a foul-smelling vermin (that needs a bath, or quite a few baths!) in my soup!
Oh...oh my... *faints from awful smell*
Waiter, techno music is in my soup. *jams to techno Pirates of the Caribbean*
think of it as a free gift ;D
waitor there is a vermin head in my soup eew :o
AAAAAAHHH!! *Runs away*
Waiter, there's a tarantula in my soup!
*faints in your soup*!!! :o
waitor theres a frog in my soup
Ribbet!
Waiter, there's a tissue in my soup!
oh better wipe your nose then
waitor theres an otter swimming in my soup
Well, you did get hotroot soup!
Waiter, there's a can of Diet Coke in my soup!
oh i will tip it in your soup for you then
waitor theres a haredeegurdee in my soup
Play it!
Waiter, He Is We is in my soup!
then listen to it (rainshadow is he is we your fave song or somink) ;D
waitor theres a vermin tryin to steal my soup
Take it back! (Nah, Owl City is my favorite group. I just found out about He Is We, so they're on my mind)
Waiter, there's a Christmas tree in my soup!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!! (ok i was just wonderin do u like good time by owl city?)
Waiter theres a badger in my soup!! :o
Badger badger badger badger
Badger badger badger badger
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom mushroom!
(Badgers!) (And yes, I love Good Time!)
Waiter, there's a good time in my soup!
listen to it then (i love that song too :D)
waitor redwall abby is in my soup
Enter it then!
Waiter, there's a puppy in my soup!
aww its soooo cute
waitor theres a toilet in my soup!!! :o
EW!
Waiter, Chester's in my soup!
oh really
waitor theres a mouse in my soup
EEK! Get it out!
Waiter, there's a light in my soup!
a light,well how did that get there?
waitor the annoying orange is in my soup!!! :o
You want a knife?
Waiter, there's a dragon in my soup!
i know its keeping it warm
You forgot to put a new statement so I'll just put one for you ^^
Waiter, there's a bowl of soup in my soup!
Whoa. Inception!
Waiter, there's a top in my soup! (The spinning top)
oh well... its mixing your soup for you
waitor theres a flitcheye in my soup :o
I'll send Martin after it!
Waiter, the owl from The Long Patrol is in my soup!
Hoot, hoot!
Waiter, there's a flashlight in my soup!
That's so you can enjoy your soup in the dark!
Waiter, there's a copy of Watership Down by Richard Adams in my soup!
Get it out before it's soaked!
Waiter, there's a brontosaurus in my soup!
...that must be a big soup bowl.
Waiter, Alexander Rybak and his violin are in my soup!
Well, get him out!
Waiter, a ridiculously happy person is in my soup!
Ask him why he's happy!
Waiter, Redwall Abbey is in my soup. (Oh, hi Martin...)
Wait, shouldn't the soup be in Redwall? Um, are you sure you aren't some thieving Dibbun?
Waiter, there's a balloon in my soup!
Yep. I bet you didn't realize balloons could do that in outer space, did you?
Waiter, there's iocane powder in my soup... I think. No, never mind, it's fine. *eats soup, dies*
...Whoops...
Waiter, there's a Transflower in my soup! (The typo version of Transformers ;))
Transflowers! Give them to me >:(.
Waiter, There's a scarf in my soup.
Mine!!! (Lol, I've been wanting to find a good scarf for a while now. Since my neck is bare and it's cold, I need something to cover it!)
Waiter, there's a dragon in my soup!
A dragon? Oh, don't mind him. He's just keeping the soup warm for you. ;)
Waiter, the song iNSaNiTY is in my soup!
Waiter, there is soup in my soup!
Soup? Are you sure it's not stew?
Waiter, I'm in the soup!
You're going to have to change if you want to move around in this restaurant. I'm sorry, but you cannot move around without dripping on the floor, so you aren't going to be leaving unless you change.
Waiter, there's an Icee in my soup!
Well drink it!
Waiter there's an iPad in my soup
Waiter, there's a...Uh, something in my soup!
Eat it to find out!
Waiter there's cereal in my soup.
Waiter, there is a
Random set of moving words
In my soup
then chase them away my good otter "Waiter there's a gaint frog who say's I ow him money in my soup !! :o
Waiter, there's a...Purple Anchilata in my soup!? What the...
Waiter, now an
Italicized set of moving words is in my soup
... Strange ain't it...
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on March 08, 2013, 03:06:48 AM
Waiter, now an
Italicized set of moving words is in my soup
... Strange ain't it...
(Waiter "WELL YEAH IT'S STRANGE YOU know I QUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!! *walkes out knew waiter looking for job walks in* WAiTEr ThERE's sTRanGe OnLY hALf cAPiTaLIzEd wORds In mY SouP !!!!
Waiter, abbess marjoram is in my soup, and she's glaring at me, and holding a butcher knife..... :o
You'd better put down that soup and run, mate!
Waiter, there's a purple cantaloupe in my soup!
WAITER THERE'S A CRAZY ABOTT WITH A SHOTGUN IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Waiter, my soups is telling me to kill you...
"Huh. I thought we stopped serving demonic alphabet soup."
Waiter, there's a- ah- achoo! *sniff* Too much hotroot in my soup.
Waaaaiiiiteeer... there's liiiike a raaainbow striiiiped BADGER or somethin' in my liquid foooood... a-a-a-and maybe some haaallucinoooogens...
Waiter, there's a text book in my soup!
Is it an ENGLISH TEXT BOOK!?!?! BURN IT!!!!!!!!
Waiter, there happens to be a potato with sunglasses and a gun in my soup.(asdf reference there)
Waiter, there's a Tropicana orange in my soup!
Then drink it!
Waiter, there's a snake in my soup. "Wassup Asmodeus!"
think of it as a bonus ;)
Waitor theres a eyeball in my soup eeew, AND IT JUST MOVED!!! :o
Oh, sorry, that's mine. *shlurp* Ah, get in there! *shlup* Ah, there we are. See. * shows Veil a creepily out of place eye.*
Waiter, my great aunt jemima is in my soup!
does she taste nice? :)
waitor im in my soup! ;D
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!
Waitor, there's a ______ in my soup!
____ __ ____ _____ __ _____?
Waiter, a lie cake is in my soup.
It's false.
Waiter, there's a Corsair in my soup!
Then slap it with a goose.
Waiter, the soup store is in my soup, and there's a small italian screaming at me... It's kinda disturbing...
Then slay the Italian! His pizza tastes horrible anyway.
Waiter, there's an atomic bomb n my soup! Oh, it exploded, so it's not there anymore. But then, neither am I.
... (waiter dies)
Waiter, there are brown things in my soup.
Just be glad they aren't heliotrope!
Waiter, there's a vermin horde in my soup. I think they're yelling something about taking over Redwall.
Waiter, theres a bucket in my soup. Should I kick it out?
Dont kick it I need it for water
Waiter, there's a whole new world in my soup!
and it's held in place by my nifty and portable tardis controls
Waiter, there's a time and relative dimension in space device creating a singularity due to the breakdown of its pan-dimensional stabilizers, its chameleon circuit is broken and the perception filter is off, I can see the end of time and hear the drums of the continuum .... in my soup ... and I'm falling in...... aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Customer, stop watching Doctor Who. This is a restaurant. ;D
Waiter, there's a dead frog in my soup!
um, well, it's supposed to be dead, it's part of the soup. would you eat a live frog?
Waiter, there's nothing in my soup
.......Eh? Oh. You ate it already!
Waiter, there's a gnat in my soup, not a fly!
*Nom*
Waiter, there's a supercomputer by the name of T-D.R.A.: K.O.N (Trans-Dimensional Reconnisance Assistant: Kill Orders Null) in the Silijok-5 system.. I mean, in my soup..
Kick it out, its got such a long name that it's taking up ll the room!
Waiter, there's an annoying person in my soup!
Sorry ill get out
Waiter, there's some soup in my soup
Please keep your voice down, otherwise everyone will expect soup in their soup.
Waitress, there's an Olympic waterpolo team practising in my soup.
Oh, that was Olympic waterpolo soup, do you want some more?
Waiter, there's a berserk Badgerlord in my soup!
I know it gets your blood boiling wot
Waiter, there's a hare eating my soup
Well, of course, because it is a HARE!
Waiter, there's a planet in my soup!
Vell vot vould ye expect from ze Reztaurant At Ze End O' Ze Univerze.
Waiter, the Vengeance is in my soup! (The Vengeance is a ship, by the way ;))
What is in there?
Waiter there's a lot of vermin in my soup!
Hehe, *blodthirsty laugh* I'll take care of that...
There's an avatar in my soup!
No sir, that's "Vermicelli". It's meant to be in Vermicelli Soup. ;)
D'oh! Someone beat me to it. :(
An Avatar? I'll remove him, but we have to be careful since he's the last Airbender.
Waiter ... Waiter. Oi! Waiter! ... Manager! There's a hearing aid in my soup.
What did you say, young un? *adjusts hearing aid* ;D
Waiter, there's a katana in my soup!
Quote from: Rainshadow on May 23, 2013, 12:43:22 AM
Waiter, the Vengeance is in my soup! (The Vengeance is a ship, by the way ;))
Isn't that the ship that Lord Nelson fought on in the Battle of Trafalgar?
A katana, you say? OH! GIMME THAT! Ahem, yeah, it's not like that's my enemies six hundred-year old katana that I just stole...
Waiter, there's an Airship Indomitable Endeavor in my soup! And it's leveling cannons at me!
Sorry sir, there's soup in my hearing aid ... did you say there's a banana in your soup? I though you ordered the Fruit Soup of the Day.
D'oh! Someone beat me aain. :(
They aren't cannon balls,sir. They're just peas ... it's pea soup.
Waiter, there's someone's laundry in my soup.
Person with nothing but a towel on runs in, grabs laundry, and runs out, screaming the whole time.
Waiter, there's a planet in my soup.
No, that's just Pluto. ::) When will you guys learn that Pluto isn't a planet anymore? (It's still a planet to me, though!)
Waiter, there's a snake in my boot, which is in my soup!
Technically Pluto is still a planet - it's officially classified as a "dwarf planet" by NASA, etc. Maybe it just wanted a part in The Hobbit. ;)
Well boot the snake out then.
Waitress, there's a fleet of microscopic warships from Hitchickers Guide in my soup ... but I can't see them.
Well, um, then, um... It's no problem to you! Heh... heh... Just go back to eating...
Waiter, you're in my soup!
Ah! Who put me in there? I almost got roasted alive! *looks down at me*Oh, I did get roasted alive.
There's a great big glob of greasy grimey gofer guts in my soup!
Waiter: Don't call me a "great big glob of greasy grimey gofer guts", or I won't bring you your second course.
Customer: Waiter, there's two great big globs of greasy grimey gofer guts in my soup!!
Just eat it!
Waiter, there's a large number of people who are going to be burned because I am going to light them on fire in my soup!
Waiter: Ok, Hang on... *runs off* *returns with fire extingquisher behind back. "Open your mouth..."
Customer: Waiter, there's ten-thousand-nine-hundred-seventy-eight great big globs of greasy grimey gopher guts in my soup! And I'm vegetarian, so I refuse to eat it!
then why did you order it we make it only on order
Waiter, there is the mona lisa in my soup
Zae zat iz vhere ze zievez 'id it!
Vaiter, zere iz a pair o' dice in me zoup!
If it's a pai of sixes, then you get to start eating first.
Waiter, there's a chicken sitting in my egg soup.
The local newspaper has a side column of weird and funny items, and one of yesterday's items was someone who wrote in to say they had visited a restaurant and when looking through the menu they found a fly on the fried eggs ... the fly was accidentally caught on film when the eggs' photo was taken for the menu. They said they almost ordered the eggs just so they could complain that there was no fly as shown in the menu photo. ::)
keep it
Waiter theres a head in my soup...
Oh, that's imported specially from the Galactic Empire, it's called HeadInAnotherGalaxy soup, named after the guy who's head is alway in another galaxy, or in other words, in the clouds. ;D :D
There's mushy mutalated (spelling?) monkey meat in my soup!
WHAT how did a monkey get in the restaronte ????? (spelling?)
WAITER!!!!! There's a comedian in my soup!!!!!
A comedian? That's funny, it's meant to be Politician Soup.
Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup, and it's wearing armour, waving a sword, and ranting on about somewhere called 'Redwall Abbey'?
Give it the Redwall map and Riddler so it can find its way home ;)
Waiter there's a mobile phone in my soup :o and its evil >:D HELP
REALLY? well, that's strange... WAIT! who took my phone?
WAITER! there's an evil BLOODBENDER in my soup!
Throw it away and run then
Waiter there's a mad lady in my soup and she's got crayons :o
( anyone who's seen the film Flushed away will get this ;) )
give 'er something to color on!
WAITER! there's a rubber ducky in my soup!
AAWWWWWW dose it go quack :-*
waiter there's a jack- in- a- box in my soup :o 8)
You mean your soup is in a box. It is soup in the box soup ;)
There's a Deepcoiler in my soup!
well it is meant to be sushi soup :P
waiter there's a T-rex in my soup :o
Ack! Run away!
Vegetarian: Waiter, there's chicken in my vegetable soup! And I think I ate some of it!! *faints*
That's OK, chicken is a vegetable - it's a large feathery cucumber. ;)
Waiter, my bowl of soup has a wormhole gateway to a parallel universe in it, and everytimg I empty the bowl, more soup just keeps coming through. I can't eat it all.
Oh my that is strange ???
Waiter there's a gold fish in my soup :o
Sorry, that might be my neighbor's.
Waiter there's a weeping angel in my soup, is it safe to blink?
NO IT IS NOT. *Stares at angel*
Waiter, there's a polka-dotted beaver in my soup... And he's got some sort of chocolate muffin...
It's ok, he's your friend!
Waiter, I feel like I need to hug a Death Defying Beaver that is in my soup...
then go ahead and hug him :-*
Waiter there's a donkey in my soup and he won't stop talking about carrots ???
Then give him one and run away!
Waiter, there's a Guest in my soup!
Then shoot it, quick! We have enough problems with guests as it is!
Waiter, there's a foot in my soup.
Ew...
Waiter, there's a finger in my soup! :-X :-X :-X
Oops, I guess the cook isn't very agile with a knife.
Waiter, what are you doing in my soup? :D
Well, I was just taking a swim! ;D
Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup!
Hmmm, I think you mean that the soup is in your bowl.
Waiter, there's a Search Engine in my soup!
Iput it there so you woud'ent have to serch for it.
Waiter, there's a frog in my soup!
Eat it frogs taste great.
Waiter theirs a live hare in my soup!
You mean a hare gave you the soup. I'm that hare.
Waiter, there's a letter in my soup!
That's because it's a special mail-order.
Waiter, there's no soup in my "soup".
That's b/c I ate it..... What I was hungry :D
WAITER THERE'S A BUNCH OF LOCK CAPS IN MY SOUP! :P
All the better to crush your teeth with.
Waiter, there's a taser in my soup!
That's because it's the soup is so tasty that it's electrifying.
Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup, and I don't like ______s! ;)
Here, let me _____ it out for you.
Waiter, there's meat in my soup! And I'm vegetarian! OH NOAPSHREPODISFAPDFWEPWIFJDK!
Then tell yourself that you're a Carnivore
Waiter there's a crocodile in my soup!!! :o
Quote from: rachel25 on July 11, 2013, 11:38:47 AM
Then tell yourself that you're a Carnivore
Waiter there's a crocodile in my soup!!! :o
But I'm not a carnivore! I haven't eaten meat in years, and I don't intent to. I demand a new shrubbery! Err... soup!
Well, hold its mouth shut.
Waiter, there's Rachel25 holding a crocodile's mouth shut in my soup!
Well that's not good.
Waiter there's a x-ray machine in my soup! :o
I can see my bones!
Waiter, there's a smiley in my soup!
That's because it's Happiness Soup ...
(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-488-488-90/64/6481/QB56100Z/posters/smiley-happiness-soup.jpg)
:)
Waiter, waiter, there's no smiley in my happiness soup and it's making me sad. :(
Hmm, it seems they've all gone to war in The Cellars.
Waiter, there's a kangaroo in my soup!
bouncy :D
Waiter there's a student in my soup and he's shouting something about revolution
*Hands overa rag* Put this in his mouth.
Waiter, there's a doctor in my soup!
Aww well Enjolras never goes anywhere without Combeferre ;D (hands up if you get the reference)
Waiter there's a owl in my soup!
I thinks..... but sir, it's owl soup.
Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!
Quote from: rachel25 on July 13, 2013, 02:13:20 PM
bouncy :D
Waiter there's a student in my soup and he's shouting something about revolution
We've got a steampunk revolution! We're tired of all your so-called evolution! We're dialing it back, to 1886. Don't ask us why, that's how we get our kicks.
Out with the new! In with the old!
Out with the new! In with the old!
Oops. It must have fallen into the void.
Darn, you didn't get served soup. Oops, sorry.
Waiter, there's a Marlfox in my soup!
HIDE!!!!!!!
Waiter, waiter there's an Ami in my soup!
(has no one got the refrance yet 8) )
It's quite friendly.
Waiter, there's mashed potatos in my soup!
well you did ask for smash soup or was it mash soup I forget ;D
Waiter there's a goldfish in my soup playing a banjo :o
Well, of course! Goldfish Soup! Nommify it! The banjo is made of sugar, don't worry.
Waiter, there's a Minecraft RPG server in my soup and I don't know what to call it!
hmmmm? what does this lever do? BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Waiter theres a peace of salamondastron in my zoop!
Of course, it's Salamandastron Stew!
Waiter, there's a huge pumpkin in my soup!
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on July 18, 2013, 09:30:44 PM
Well, of course! Goldfish Soup! Nommify it! The banjo is made of sugar, don't worry.
Waiter, there's a Minecraft RPG server in my soup and I don't know what to call it!
How about... hmmm. nevermind.
I'm sorry about that but you did want a vegetable soup
Waiter there's a goat in my soup!
Oh... forgot to chop it up. Sorry.\
Waiter, there's ASCII Art in my soup!
Eat it then!!
Waiter, there's a mustache in my soup!!
Ach, zae zat'z vhere ah left it!
Vaiter, zere'z a die in me zoup!
Throw a double-six to eat it.
Waiter, there's a doctor sitting in my soup.
That's cuz he's hired to check for food poisoning.
Waiter, there's cat hair in my soup.
Forgot to skin that cat, sorry.
Waiter, there's a taser in my soup!
I know, it comes with the meal.
Waiter, there's a dragon in my soup!
*Dovahkhiin comes in* I'll kill it for you!
GASP! YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT THERE'S ANYTHING IN YOUR SOUP!!!!!
Waiter, there's a live frog in my soup.
Congratulations!
Waiter there's a Mii in my soup!
Put it in your Wii. It's a birthday present!
Waiter, there's a cow in my soup!
Well yeah...
Waiter there's a Dag. D in my soup! :o
Be careful, it might bite you!
Waiter, there's a spork in my soup!
A what?
Waiter there's a a toy cowboy sing You've got a friend in me in my soup!
I think his name's Woody. He insists on swimming in the soup, don't mind him.
Waiter, there's a blank in my soup!
*looks blankly at Dag. D* :D
Waiter there's a very big aunt in my soup!
Ask her name!
Waiter, there's a :P in my soup!
Hey that's my clan!
Waiter there's a ??? in my soup
Make an alliance with it.
Waiter, there's a nyan cat in my soup.
Give it back that's mine!
Waiter there's a snake in my soup
Well of course there is! It's highly venomous. And you did order snakebite spice soup, didn't you?
Waiter, there's a president in my soup!
*faints*
Waiter there's a mouse called Dandin in my soup!
Well, um....take him out of your soup.
Waiter, there's a sword in my soup.
Ok. Martin I found your sword!
Waiter A frog called Frank is in my soup!
Ooh, that's where Dr. Waffles's frog that he wanted to dissect went!
Waiter, there's a hobbit named Frodo in my soup.
Well I've never seen the Lord of the Rings films so how was I to know.
Waiter there's a >:( in my soup!
Punch it.
Waiter there's a Harry Potter in my soup.
Haven't seen those films either nor do I want to
Waiter there's a dog in my soup!
I'll get a leash.
Waiter, there's a Martin the Warrior in my soup!
WHAT MARTIN WHERE!?!
Waiter there's a poster of topics in my soup!
Eat it.
Waiter, there's a Cluny in my soup.
What kind?!?!
Waiter there's Buzz Bumble in my soup!
Ok..... what did you order?!?!?!?!?!
Waiter, there're commas in comas in my soup!
I'll look into it
Waiter there's a ship in my soup
Oh, yes, that must be the germs, they're getting technology and intelligence.
Waiter, there're numbers in my soup.
Oops im sorry i meant to put letters in it for your alphabet soup.
WAITER THERE IS BROTH IN MAH SOUP!
well it is a broth soup ::)
Waiter there's a hardback redwall book in my soup.
Give it to me, you will never take Redwall Abbey!
Waiter, there's a lolkitteh in mah soup!
*Slaps Dag on the face* GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!
Waiter, there's a snake in my boot in my soup!
Get yer foot out of the soup and hope ya don't get bit!
Waiter, there's a printer in my soup!
ARE YOU TRYING TO COPY OUR RECIPE?! HOW DARE YOU?!?!
Waiter, there's a rubber band in my soup!
It's quite normal, you ordered rubber soup.
Waiter, there's a Reply in my soup!
hmm I was wondering where it went.
Waiter there's a blimeycow video in my soup. :o
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Waiter, there's a Messyge in my soup!
What does it say?!?
Waiter there's a detective in my soup.
Then hire him to find out why their is a detective in your soup.
Waiter waiter theirs a kangaroo in my soup!
Well, tell him to get out!
Waiteeeeer! There be's a... Oh, you're in my soup!
Oh sorry...slipped you see
Waiter I want soup but all you've brought me is a carrot
Sorry, our new cook is um.... *gestures to the kitchen* he's, a minimalist chef.
Waiter, My ship from Guns of Icarus is in my soup.
Oh! There's my miniature model of the Titanic!
Waiter, there's a drawing in my soup!
Is a good one!
Waiter why are you climbing into my soup.
Waiter, there's a cockroach in my soup! Yukkeeeeeeeeeeee
Quick, get the poor cockroach outta there, before it drowns! :P
Waiter, there's a hamster in my soup!
OH HOROLD I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU!
Waiter I want a roast beef diner not soup!
well at least there's nothing in it.
Waiter, there's a goat in my soup!
oh, THAT'S were our mascot went!!
Waiter, there's three and a half horses in my soup!
Waiter, there's a dragon fly in my soup! :p
Yum! Flying Dragon Soup!!! Wish I had some.
Waiter, there's a corpse in my soup.
Looks like the cook poisoned himself again.
Waiter, there's a knife in my soup!
Lets make this more scary. Waiter, there's a riffle in my soup! :p
HEY!!!! No one said what I had to do!!!!??? Let's try again......
A Rifle??? Go shoot the person you hate!!!!
Waiter!!!! There's fifty chickens in my soup!!! And one on my head!!! No, two now.......
shoot those chickens with the rifle and make chicken soup. lol
Waiter, there's a anaconda in my soup! :O
Anaconda in ze ztev, taae. Vant any?
Vaiter, zere'z a fly in me zoup!
Waiter, there's meat, potatos, beets and broth in my soup!
Sounds like good soup! Eat up!
Waiter! There's a fork, a spoon, a spork, and a knife in my soup!
Let's remember the rules!
Good, you can eat.
Waiter, there's a Giant Squid in me soup.
Squid is extremely healthy!
Waiter there's a blue monkey in my soup.
Hey has anyone seemy blue monkey? Wait a second!
Waiter there's an apple tree in my soup!!!
A bowl of apple soup a day will keep the doctor away. Hopefully.
Waiter, there's a television in me soup.
Oh, is Sherlock! Let me see!
Waiter there's a tv times in me soup!
*Bump*
Well, is there any thing good on?
Waiter, Martin the Warrior's in my soup!
Wow! can i meet him?
Waiter, theres a clock in my soup!
Really? Whgat time is it?
Waiter, there's a iPhone in my soup!
Hmm, it's so last year. Get a Samsung Galaxy.
Waiter, there's a ruby in my soupy!
I'll take that.
(Actually, the Galaxy was last year. iPhones have dominated this year. ;))
Waiter, there's a techie in my soup.
Hm, that's nice...
Waiter there's a alien in my soup.
An, not a. ;)
Okay, stab him!
Waiter, there's a big chunk of red goldstone in my soup! (Goldstone is extremely pretty. There's red, blue, and green. Check it out on Google if you don't believe me.)
Why, thank you!
Waiter, there's a HeadInAnotherGalaxy in my soup!
Pull it out.
Waiter there's nothing in my soup, I mean literally nothing, all this is just hot water.
Put something in it, then.
Waiter, there's a Mammoth in my soup!
What? Couldn't be. They're supposed to be extinct. *Looks in soup.* No, no. That's a mammothine! It's the Darwinists! Ready the walkers!
Too much Scott Westerfeld? :P
Waiter, there's a Darwinist airship in my soup!
Does it have legs?!
Waiter, there's a congress in my soup! (Interesting fact that "congress" is the term for a group of baboons.)
Hm they must have fallen in, not very smart congresses.
Waiter there's an Yodeler in my soup.
Are we in Switzerland?
Waiter, there's a piranha in my soup!
Of couse. You asked for fish soup.
Waiter, there's a pig in my soup!
Ah, that's where my pet pig went!
Waiter, there's a Speckles in my soup!
That's just your reflection.
Waiter, there's a pillow in my soup!
((Are you saying I look like my chicken Speckles, or that I'm freckly? ((I do have a lot of freckle on my cheeks, actually.)) Either way, I'll take the compliment. :P)
Really?! Awesome! *Grabs pillow and curls up to take a nap*
Waiter, there's a rubber band in my soup!
Wow, they really aren't rock then they're so soft!
Waiter, there's a chain in my soup!
Ah trying that trick are we, I know your really an Agent of the W.E.R.I.R.D.S.F.K,
Waiter there's an Christmas tree in my soup.
Meh. Throw it out. It's weeks old.
Waiter, there's a hockey puck in my soup!
Ouch. Wouldn't that break your teeth?
Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup.
Oops, sorry about that.
Waiter, there's a badger lord in my soup... what?!
Hang him from the battlements!
Waiter, there's a nerve cell in my soup.
Oh my word! The nerve of that nerve!
Waiter there's a bad pun in my soup!
Oil bet there is! Aren't I punny?
Waiter, there's a fork in my soup!
Just ignore it, it'll go away. Do you want a spoon?
Waiter, my homework's in my soup!
That's not the soup! That's your dog's regurgitation!
Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup!
Poor guy...
Waiter, there's a squirrel in my soup!
Sam, nooooooooooooooooo!! :D*pulls squirrel out*
Waiter there's an empty box of cereal in my soup!
Sorry, I got a little hungry.
Waiter, there's a cat in my soup!
and it says, ME-OW
Waiter, there's a soup in my soup!
That'll be an extra $4.00, Mam.
Waiter, there's a snowball in my soup!
Snowball fight! *hits Wot with a snowball and runs off laughing*
Waiter, there's Redwall Abbey in my soup!
So that's extra charge, for the extra nuts and veggies...
Waiter, there's a Wot Wot in my soup!
Goshdarnit! How many times do I have to tell you? Soup is for eating, not swimming in!
Waiter, there's a rat in my soup!
Ach, it be rat soop.
There's Rakkety Tam and Gulo in my zoop.
Where's Gulo' s head? Still in that ditch?
Waiter, there's an Emperor Ublaz Madeyes in my soup!
Oh my goodness! Run!!! :D
Waiter, there's a Bella of Brockhall in my soup!
Oh, hi there!
Waiter, there's a Tsarmina in my soup!
Tsarmina the Ruthless, was it? I didn't ever think she would go for a swim! ;)
Waiter, there's a Chicken hound in my soup!!
oh really? you do that.... *continues sleeping*
waiter theres electricity in my soup!
Pay the bill then.
Waiter, there's my fictional extended family in my soup.
It's a family reunion!!! :D
Waiter, there's a violin in my soup, and I think its mine :(
Well, that's unfortunate!
Waiter, there's a Abbes Germaine in my soup!
Well introduce yourself!!!
Waiter there's a universe in my soup!
Well now that's a paradox, isn't it?
Waiter, there is a beaver in my soup.
The river dried up, where else was it supposed to go?
Waiter, there's a message in a bottle in my soup.
What does it say?
Waiter, there's a Storm Gullwhacker in my soup!
Maybe you should donate it to the museum!
Waiter there's to much pepper in this soup!
Of course there is, it's for the otters!
Waiter, there's a boot in my soup!
Oh, that's unfortunate!
Waiter, there's a kitten in my soup!
Oops! Kittens are always up to no good ;)
Waiter, my brother's shoe is in my soup!!!!!
I bet it stinks!
Waiter, there's a swimming fish in my soup.
It's fine he keeps all the flies out. Just eat around him.
Waiter... there's a spoon in my soup!
So use it!
Waiters, there's a book in my soup.
Read it. It is a Redwall book, isn't it?
Waiter, there's a wild Jigglypuff in my soup.
You just fell asleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDe_9AyBxXs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDe_9AyBxXs)
Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup :P.
he just wants your autograph.
waiter... there's a tiny bowl of soup floating in my soup.
Well, of course. You asked for a bowl of soup, didn't you? You never did specofy what size, so we gave you both. Eat up!
Waiter, there's a bracelet in my soup.
Wear it.
Waiter, there's a ? in my soup.
Well, go find the question then!
Waiter, there's a rock in my coup!
I don't see any rock.
Waiter there's a chicken heart in my soup. (One of my friends actually did find that in their soup once.)
Well, of course there is... you did order the chicken organ soup, did you not?
Waiter, there's a half-orc, a halfling, a lizard wizard, and some dude with a red cape in my soup!
And that's bad because?
Waiter there's a glue stick in my soup.
Don't sniff it, should be fine otherwise.
Waiter there's a party in my soup...
Then get out of my way! *Jumps into soup.*
Waiter there's a map in my soup.
That shouldn't be a problem at all, unless it's singing. If it's singing, then RUN.
Waiter, there's a troll in my soup!
How'd Skarzs get in there?
Waiter, there's a sword in my soup.
That's not a sword just a really big knife.
Waiter there's one of your coworkers in my soup!
Which one?
Waiter Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Well TOO BAD! (And then I get fired. :P)
Waiter, there's a duke with a swishy cape in my soup!
Its all good he likes it in there, he keeps saying he's discovered the lake of Soupy Mountain.
Waiter there's a thumb in my soup.
Ewww! *Grabs soup and tosses it out the window*
Waiter, there's a feather in my soup., . . .
It's supposed to be there it's chicken soup.
Waiter, there's a tomato in my pea soup.
Because it is NOT a pea soup!
Waiter there is a stoat captain in my soup ::)
Good he's finally eating.
Waiter there's a ::) in my soup.
Well just be glad that it's not a >:(
Waiter there's a old sandal in my soup
That's bread you fool.
Waiter, Waiter there's a foot in my soup.
*Revive*
Waiter, there's a Skarz in my soup!
Oh he comes with the meal.
Waiter! There's a peanut in my soup!
Enjoy your peanut soup.
Waiter! There's a computer in my soup!
Then take it out. Does nobody have common sense these days?
Waiter, there's a book that's somehow completely intact in my soup!
Free entertainment. Ignore it.
Waiter, there's meat in my soup!
That's for Skarzs.
Waiter! There's a blank in my soup
Y'know,____
Impression it. *gives Verdauga a pin tumbler lock and some tools*
Waiter, there's a road cone in my soup!
You're supposed to eat it cautiously.
Waiter! There's a watch in my soup!
Then stare back.
Waiter, there's a sofa in my soup!
Sit on it. It'll be nice and soft.
Waiter, there's an orange pencil in my soup!
*gathp* Oh no!!!! kill it! then use it as a meme!
waiter, there's a hilly landscape in my soul soup!
Those are rare, nowadays. I'd sell it to the highest bidder.
Waiter, there's a diamond ring in my soup!
man, guys really need to find better ways to propose, I mean, Really!
waiter, there's a cross stich in my zoup!
Do you know what made Stitch angry?
Waiter, there's a chicken in my soup!
It's pronounced "chook" dear, now eat up!
Waiter, there's paper clips in my soup!
Then perhaps you should stop doing your work at the dinner table.
Waiter, there's a mug in my soup!
Yeah, that's yer own mug yor looking at reflectin' in the soup!
Waiter, there's another bowl of soup in my soup!
That'll be £10, then.
Waiter, there's money in my soup!
Well of course, you ordered the soup of the day, and today's soup is penny'n'pea soup!
Waiter, there's a :-| in my soup!
Cheer it up, then. It's not like it's going to be eaten, or anything...
Waiter, there's a Kade in my soup!
Well that's odd, only Taniwhas can eat Otterbadgers after all, it seems. You aren't a Taniwha, are you?
Waiter, there's a small fish swimming around in my soup!
*runs out of room, screaming* HE'S FOUND NEMO!!!!!!
Waiter, there's a plastic box in my soup!
Yes, and there's more soup in the plastic box! Inventive, isn't it?
Waiter, there's no soup in my soup!
As you would be aware, if you had studied quantum mechanics, it is theoretically possibly, however the djhdidjohau of the idihdùdgyuh means that in circumstances where udhidisojsidhd is equal to soelsojee it is almost certainly highly improbably, for there to be a lack of the substance known as 'soup' in what you term your 'bowl of soup'.
Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup!
He's had a little to much October Ale. It happens.
Waiter! There's a ring in my soup.
yeah, it's from that creepy girl who has been looking at you for the past three days..,
waiter! there is Charly the unicorn's bladder in my soup!
Yes, it's a local delicacy; Charlie donates one once per year. It adds a certain tang to the soup.
Waiter! There's an Old One in my soup!
*quickly jumps away and screams*
Waiter! there is a administrator in my soup!
Leave them to simmer for a bit.
Waiter, there's a Nac Mac Feegle in my soup!
Vell zat explainz vhy ze toxic zludge refuzed tae gae in it!
Vaiter, zere'z a paradox in me zoop!
Waiter there's a spoon in my soup!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 04:14:24 AM
Vell zat explainz vhy ze toxic zludge refuzed tae gae in it!
Vaiter, zere'z a paradox in me zoop!
Oh dear, has someone been messing with the time-travel spice again?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 24, 2020, 04:16:12 AM
Waiter there's a spoon in my soup!
Then use it, young man! Don't be so impolite!
Waiter, there's a calculator in my soup!
"You ordered square root soup right?"
WAITER, THERE IS YOUR FOOT IN MY SOUP!
(Scott, you're supposed to respond to the previous post before posting your own thing)
I fixed it.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 24, 2020, 04:16:49 PM
"You ordered square root soup right?"
WAITER, THERE IS YOUR FOOT IN MY SOUP!
Don't stand there screaming, call an ambulance! It BURNS!
Waiter, there's a taniwha in my soup.
Careful or she might eat you- well, too late.
Waiter, the answer to life is in my soup!
Ssssshhhh! The other customers might fight (to death) over it.
Waiter, there are homemade scrabble tiles in my soup.
Eat them too. Don't waste a bite. You'll thank me when you're older.
Waiter, Kade's fluff is in my soup!
Oh uhhh yuck!
Waiter there's covid in my soup.
REALLY?!? *gulps the soup.*
Waiter, There's a sword in my soup!
Yes, that was given to you by the Lady of the Soup. You don't remember?
Waiter, there's an all you can eat buffet in my soup!
Eat all you can, then.
Waiter, there's bleach in my soup!
Best way to get the corona out, of course!
Waiter, there's a phone call in my soup?
(I hoped someone would get what I was referring to.)
Pick it up, then!
Waiter, there's a space bar in my soup!
Best leave it be. It's where astronauts hang out, of course.
Waiter, I need more soup!
*grumbles something about needy school teachers, picks up dog and makes it vomit into Verdie's bowl* there.
Waiter! there's spring in my soup!
Embrace it. It won't last forever.
Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!
Ach, zen put it on yer ear loike a good fellov, eh?
Vaiter, zere'z a maze in me zoop!
Maize, did you say? It's the special maize soup. (I had maize crisps once. They were great.)
Waiter, there's a periodic table in my soup!
Gahhh don't drink it. It has uranium!
Waiter there's ONE STRAND OF KADES BEAUTIFUL HAIR in my soup!
STOP, THIEF! RETURN THE HAIR!
Waiter, there's a ruler in my soup!
*Bows low* "Your highness"
Waiter there's tiger drool in my soup!
SRGD (or GRSD)From an almost extinct species of tiger, I see. Hmm, the scientific possibilities are endless, if you could synthesise it properly. A reference to a fanfic I doubt any of you have read, and scientific sounding nonsense.
Waiter, there's small print in my soup!
*SCREAMS* BIIIGGG WIIIIGGGSSSSS!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry, Miss!
Waiter...There's a baby waterbender bending my soup....
Comes free with a purchase of fifty dollars or over!
Waiter, I have no soup!
Then have some cake.
Waiter, there is a enchanted spoon in my soup!
You eat with it, silly!
Waiter, my cake has soup in it!
Lemme see that!
Waiter, there is a Kung Fu Panda action figure in my soup!
Haha...It won't...Won't hurt you (Hehehe) Just, uh...Eat it (Haha)
Waiter there's a post of fingers in my soup...I think
Ah! there is my prosthetics.
Waiter, why is there a waiter in my soup?
*Flounders* Stop asking silly questions and get me out of here!
Waiter, there's a planet in my soup. Several, actually. Oh, and a black hole.
oh, that is the super-nova surprise you ordered.
Waiter, there is a Redwall Abbey in my soup!