The Magical Vending Machine Game

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then insert a gold ring....

[KitrallStreamrippler]

I'm going to try this again, Inserts a girl I like...

Then insert a gold ring....

Gets a wonderful wedding, with a well-matched bride and groom, I'm sure.

Inserts Yente the matchmaker from Fiddler on The Roof...

[Ungatt Trunn]

Insert gasoline and you get...
A fire on the Roof!
Now, insert a Gold coin...

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Gets Super Mario!

Inserts Super Mario + tanooki suit...

[Ungatt Trunn]

....and you get purple mush! Okey, it's a little random, but what is these days?

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Lol! Yep, exactly.

Inserts a gelatinous cube (from Baldur's Gate)...

[Ungatt Trunn]

......and then insert a wayward otter...

[KitrallStreamrippler]

O.O Gets a Jell-O otter!

Inserts said Jell-O otter...

[Norham Waterpaw]

Out comes a jelly cube. ( used to play spiral knights, it's an odd enemy. )

Inserts Link. ( how do you shove him in a vending machine? )

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then insert a computer, and you get a cyberspace vending machine!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Inserts Link's hat... (My friend actually made one, and it was awesome. Looked store bought, but she sewed it herself.)

[Norham Waterpaw]

Out comes Ezlo. ( Link's hat, from minish cap. )

Inserts Captain America

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then insert Ungatt Trunn...

[Redwaller]

O.O Gets a Jell-O otter!

Inserts said Jell-O otter...

You mean a Jell-Otter 

...and gets Gulo the Savage with his head cut off.

Inserts Gavin-Asher and Navarre...

[Leatho Shellhound]

Gets a blood thirsty crew of pirates!!!!

Inserts the person below me....