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Title: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 28, 2017, 07:25:49 PM
-There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish; Douglas Adams

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Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: The Skarzs on April 28, 2017, 07:44:43 PM
. . . I still want to know what the point of this topic is. . .  :P
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Cornflower MM on April 28, 2017, 07:47:38 PM
Me too. I am confoozled.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on April 28, 2017, 07:58:07 PM
Why, that's easy! Tis that it has no point, or rather that we've forgot it.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: The Skarzs on April 29, 2017, 01:55:19 AM
Then this topic will die very quickly.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Luftwaffles on April 29, 2017, 03:01:17 AM
So teillä oli hauskaa.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 01, 2017, 11:51:01 PM
...Unlezz ve keep it aloive.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on May 02, 2017, 12:08:12 AM
Oyster.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 02, 2017, 12:10:35 AM
Clam.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Ashleg on May 02, 2017, 04:41:55 PM
Follow These Steps
Boil water and add salt. Pour water (for every cup of rice, use 1 3/4 cups of water) into a large saucepan with a tight-fitting lid. ...
Pour in rice. Add it to the boiling water.
Stir once, or just enough to separate the rice. ...
Cover the pot and simmer. ...
Fluff rice with a fork.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on May 03, 2017, 10:38:08 PM
*Sits on the floor*

So...
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Ashleg on May 03, 2017, 11:01:41 PM
I said,,,, FLUFF RICE WITH A FORK!
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 03, 2017, 11:04:49 PM
*Fluffs rice*
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Ashleg on May 03, 2017, 11:05:20 PM
Good.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 03, 2017, 11:11:51 PM
Thanks. *Eats the rice*
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Ashleg on May 03, 2017, 11:16:08 PM
NEIN!
YOU MUST NOT EAT THE RICE.

THE RICE IS TAINTED WITH REMNANTS OF THE BLACK PLAGUE!
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 03, 2017, 11:22:21 PM
*Screams* *Accidentally spits out the rice on Ash's face* *Washes tongue off*

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rSz6LUUIOgQ/Ue3IxFk_uvI/AAAAAAAAAE0/xX9ZXLRpiuo/s1600/The+plague.gif)
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Ashleg on May 03, 2017, 11:28:43 PM
Aarrghh!
*gathers rice from off my face and throws it at the back of Russa's head as she's distracted with her tongue*

FOR MOTHER GOTHEL AND ALL OTHER VICTIMS OF THE PLAGUE!
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 04, 2017, 01:23:45 AM
Aaah!!! *Cleans rice off the back of my head*

*Draws plastic fork* AYE, FOR PLAGUE VICTIMS!!!
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 04, 2017, 02:08:05 AM
*Pushes Russa over with a finger.* Aaaaand you're dead!
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Ashleg on May 04, 2017, 04:03:11 AM
*grabs plastic fork from Russa's lifeless finger*

I SHALL AVENGE HER WIH HER WEAPON

COME AT ME, SKARZIE!
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 04, 2017, 04:16:47 AM
Oh no. My only weakness. Help me. Oh help.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Ashleg on May 04, 2017, 04:21:08 AM
There's nothing that can help you now.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 04, 2017, 07:40:19 PM
*Is dead*
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on May 04, 2017, 08:03:01 PM
Poor Russa.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 04, 2017, 09:20:06 PM
Indeed, I am very poor.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on May 04, 2017, 09:23:19 PM
*Throws Russa some coins*
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 04, 2017, 09:30:49 PM
*Collects the coins* *Goes back to being dead*
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Lady Amber on May 04, 2017, 09:37:44 PM
*Covers Russa with a sheet* We shall mourn the passing of this brave soul.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 04, 2017, 09:39:34 PM
*Is crying under my sheet* Yes, I was so brave.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Ashleg on May 05, 2017, 05:34:09 PM
Stop contaminating everything.
*takes the sheet from Russa and brings it to the dry cleaners*
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 06, 2017, 07:32:30 PM
*Still crying* :'(
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Lady Amber on May 06, 2017, 08:09:48 PM
*Buries Russa's dead body*
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 08, 2017, 10:37:54 PM
*Is smothering under the dirt* I didn't think it would end this way.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on May 09, 2017, 12:07:57 PM
It's okay.

*Nukes the grave*
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 09, 2017, 07:17:37 PM
'ov intereztin' iz ze direction a topic vizoot a point gaez...
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 09, 2017, 08:11:11 PM
Much like the most random thread ever, and lock this topic. . .
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Ashleg on May 09, 2017, 10:32:12 PM
Russia Nodrey.

Russia.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 10, 2017, 10:08:23 PM
Hello?
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 17, 2017, 07:38:09 PM
Anybeazt 'ome?
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 18, 2017, 06:37:10 PM
'Ello?
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: LT Sandpaw on May 18, 2017, 06:39:39 PM

Shhh, the dead speak to me.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 18, 2017, 06:53:08 PM
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Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: The Skarzs on May 20, 2017, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on May 18, 2017, 06:39:39 PM

Shhh, the dead speak to me.
Let us sleeeep.
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: Banya on May 27, 2017, 07:19:16 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 18, 2017, 06:53:08 PM
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This kills me
Cause like
That's actually how people speak where I'm from
And how I speak when I get nervous or flustered
Title: Re: There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 30, 2017, 05:36:43 PM