As we have stated previously, we experiment extensively on various subjects. The creature by the name of "Rosie Willowwater" is our first test subject.
/me restrains Rosie on a dentist-like chair.
We shall now hopefully discover more consistencies in your pitiful race.
Hah, I'm pitiful? Sure, you can think that.
You would view such a species as yourself as pitiful if you only knew how weak are your vessels.
/me begins increasing the heat of the chair slowly.
Perhaps after a few more test subjects we will finally find a consistent melting point.
You said this would be painless, but you seem to be trying to drag out the pain for as long as possible, heating this chair slowly. Also, if you wanted the melting point I could do a little math and no one would have to get hurt.
No, we said that it would be relatively painless. To experiment correctly we must do it slowly. It is painless relative to some other possibilities. But don't worry, it will all be over soon.
Alright, whatever. *taps fingers on the arms of the chair*
*Rosie melts*
Ah, excellent.
/me writes down the temperature at which she melted.
Most interesting, we are beginning to see some consistency.
Hmm, cool. *Floats around in my ghost form, more invisible looking than usual*