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General Boards => The Cellars => Topic started by: Krantor the Brutal on October 21, 2017, 01:06:50 AM

Title: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on October 21, 2017, 01:06:50 AM
Let's have a little game. What would happen if we were heads of Countries in Europe. Kinda like Europa Universalis.

The map: (http://files.distrodoc.com/content/htmldoc/2015-04-08/369041/bg3.png)

Countries: Help me taper this list down if needed):
Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
France
Georgia
Germany - Ashleg
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Kazakhstan
Kosovo
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia (FYROM)
Malta
Moldova
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Romania
Russia - Wylder
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain  - Delena
Sweden
Switzerland
Turkey
Ukraine
United Kingdom (UK)
Vatican City (Holy See)

Rules:
One country per person (except in certain circumstances)
You can declare war on and make peace treaties with other countries.
Full army size cannot be more than ⅔
of your population at a time. Period.
Countries are composed of Provinces (more on this below)
All armies march on foot aka (Tanks, Cars, and Foot Soldiers)
To decide how long it would take army to all march to destination a random number generator, with the number between 1 and 10 numbergenerator.org/10randomnumbersbetween1and10 (http://here) (Be realistic you can't reach Portugal from Russia in ten days you still have to deal with other countries' armies first)'
To decide the victor of a battle I'll use numbergenerator.org/10randomnumbersbetween0and100 (http://this) to determine percent of army killed.
Time to gather an army is done the same way.

From here let's see how it goes.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on October 22, 2017, 02:46:01 AM
I'm Germany.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on October 22, 2017, 02:56:25 AM
Okay.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on October 24, 2017, 10:52:38 PM
*Downs quart of 180 proof vodka* Prepare to be subjugated by Mother Russia!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on October 24, 2017, 10:53:21 PM
Curse you, Ashleg, you beat me to it.
I'm Spain.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on October 25, 2017, 12:37:25 AM
Alright guys.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on October 25, 2017, 11:38:37 PM
You'll soon be in a lot of PAIN, Spain, what with German Engineered Karate I'll whip you into last year! Hooooooooo....yyyyyyaaahhhhhhh!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on October 26, 2017, 08:52:12 PM
BOIIIIIIIIII, YOU GOIN' DOWN!!! ANDELE!!! FOR GOD, GLORY, AND ENCHILADAS!!!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on October 27, 2017, 05:04:24 AM
NEIN NEIN NEIN!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Delthion on October 27, 2017, 03:01:00 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 24, 2017, 10:52:38 PM
*Downs quart of 180 proof vodka* Prepare to be subjugated by Mother Russia!

90% alcohol? Wow, that's quite a lot. ;D
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on October 27, 2017, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on October 27, 2017, 05:04:24 AM
NEIN NEIN NEIN!
SI SI SI!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on October 28, 2017, 03:37:10 AM
Quote from: DelenatheWanderer on October 27, 2017, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on October 27, 2017, 05:04:24 AM
NEIN NEIN NEIN!
SI SI SI!

NEIN!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on October 28, 2017, 03:50:10 AM
Shall we begin?

Germany 82.67 million
Spain 46.56 million
Russia 144.3 million
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on October 28, 2017, 04:08:52 AM
The link to the random number generator is broken.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on October 28, 2017, 04:18:04 AM
Personally, I'm not a fan of the random number generator. Maybe we should make this like Diplomacy instead, because the random number generator means that an army of 100 soldiers is exactly as effective as an army of 100,000 soldiers.

For marching times, just Google map the distance. Armies march about 20 miles per day, so that should tell you right there when your armies arrive, supposing they do nothing other than march.

Quote from: Delthion on October 27, 2017, 03:01:00 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 24, 2017, 10:52:38 PM
*Downs quart of 180 proof vodka* Prepare to be subjugated by Mother Russia!

90% alcohol? Wow, that's quite a lot. ;D
I'm Russian- vodka runs in my veins!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on October 29, 2017, 01:15:58 AM
Alright.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 07, 2017, 05:20:20 PM
SEND IN THE CALVARY!!!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on November 07, 2017, 05:21:30 PM
MY CALVARY IS BIGGER THAN YOURS! Doubtful.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 07, 2017, 08:25:59 PM
Spain signs treaty with Japan and kills the Germans and the Russians.

Slowpokes! *slaps other international leaders* Wake up and smell the explosions!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on November 07, 2017, 09:28:53 PM
Spain can't conquer both the Germans and the Russains. Even with Japan.

THE RUSSAINS ARE POWERFUL.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Delthion on November 07, 2017, 11:40:55 PM
Spain can't conquer anyone but the Netherlands, and countries that are not civilized.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 08, 2017, 01:57:24 AM
Spain requests to sign a treaty also with the Russians and crush the silly Germans.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on November 09, 2017, 04:39:14 PM
Nein!
Not if ve get a treaty first, ja?

Oh, Russia!!!!!!!!11111
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 10, 2017, 12:32:23 AM
Spain eats Germans for breakfast. Pass the syrup.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on November 10, 2017, 02:09:37 AM
Quote from: Delthion on November 07, 2017, 11:40:55 PM
Spain can't conquer anyone but the Netherlands, and countries that are not civilized.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 16, 2017, 10:19:23 PM
These German chaps are quite dry. More syrup!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Delthion on November 17, 2017, 05:00:42 AM
You do realize that Spain cannot fight ANY war without going completely bankrupt? They switched sides twice in the Napoleonic wars and went bankrupt with both sides. Even though they were receiving 10 million in silver from various Central American mines. So if they were to overpower the Germans, (which they never would. ;D) they would soon succumb to any foreign power that attacked them. Malta would probably be victorious against the Spanish in this era! ;D
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on November 17, 2017, 05:16:22 PM
Quote from: DelenatheWanderer on November 16, 2017, 10:19:23 PM
These German chaps are quite dry. More syrup!

Kein Sirup. Du bist schlecht.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 21, 2017, 02:45:17 PM
No habló.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on November 21, 2017, 04:24:13 PM
Du verstehst nicht.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on November 25, 2017, 03:11:18 PM
Oh, ich denke, ich tue; du bist es, der nicht versteht!
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Scott McLamok on November 25, 2017, 08:25:34 PM
How could you not put the Phillippines
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Delthion on November 26, 2017, 01:22:25 AM
Re: Govern the European Continent
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: a crumb on November 26, 2017, 01:31:34 AM
Haven't you seen the European continent lately?

(https://i.imgur.com/nbagWA5.png)
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Delthion on November 26, 2017, 01:57:20 AM
...and?
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on November 27, 2017, 05:11:03 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/Mainland_Europe_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg/1200px-Mainland_Europe_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg.png)

It's beautiful.
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: a crumb on November 27, 2017, 05:48:16 PM
no.

(https://i.imgur.com/LhScH1h.png)
Title: Re: Govern the European Continent
Post by: Ashleg on November 30, 2017, 08:15:10 PM
 :o