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Title: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 18, 2018, 04:34:25 AM
*Mixes garbage and recycling*

FEEL THE PAIN.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 18, 2018, 04:44:59 AM
BANISHED AFTER TERMINATION.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 18, 2018, 01:07:46 PM
How does that work? You banish my ghost?
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 18, 2018, 01:42:16 PM
NONE OF YOUR MOLECULES ARE ALLOWED.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Delthion on January 18, 2018, 06:15:59 PM
OR YOUR ATOMS FOR THAT MATTER!
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 18, 2018, 06:56:43 PM
Ghosts have none of either.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 18, 2018, 07:44:13 PM

I like how this topic is marked with a mad emoji face. :P
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 18, 2018, 08:18:48 PM
Yes.

Quote from: Ashleg on January 18, 2018, 06:56:43 PM
Ghosts have none of either.
Not even your essence is allowed due to your crime.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 18, 2018, 09:55:19 PM
No? Not my essence? What a shame!
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 18, 2018, 10:05:49 PM

Seeing as Ashleg is president he is above the law, and With this authority he can commit the atrocious crime of mixing the waste with the recycle. Though it might hurt his approval ratings....
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 18, 2018, 10:21:19 PM
Thank you, Vice President Snadpwerz.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 18, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
You have been impeached.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 18, 2018, 11:38:18 PM
Impeachment is just to be formally accused with a crime. I'm still in office.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 12:51:58 AM
#naughtyprezident
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 19, 2018, 03:12:12 AM
I've mixed trash with recyclable stuff before.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 03:23:46 AM
AN EQUALLY DISGUSTING MEMBER ARRIVES.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 05:27:27 AM

Once you've been properly charged though that would put me as Vicey next in line for power.... 8D
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 05:32:52 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 05:27:27 AM

Once you've been properly charged though that would put me as Vicey next in line for power.... 8D

In my government, which I run, that is not how the law works. The president has complete control over his..."democracy."
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 05:47:11 AM

Well in that case you should just officially pardon yourself and everyone else involved in Garbage-RecycleGate.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 05:48:22 AM
I get special discounts at the Outlaws' Dinner Club if I have publicly committed a crime. This will do.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 05:49:41 AM

What. I want special discounts at Outlaws' Dinner Club too.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 05:51:21 AM
*Pushes Sand near the fresh pails of garbage and recycling*

Do the crime.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 05:54:55 AM
If you mix those two I will personally make sure you are buried deep, DEEP in a landfill.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 05:56:00 AM

But discounts bra....
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 05:56:38 AM
Cheapskate.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 06:22:10 AM

Yeah, yeah you're right. HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!

*Mixes the garbage and recycle*
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Chipster of Noonvale on January 19, 2018, 06:58:07 AM
...
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 01:53:50 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 06:22:10 AM

Yeah, yeah you're right. HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!

*Mixes the garbage and recycle*
I WATCHED YOU THE ENTIRE TIME YOU HORRIBLE VOMITOUS MASS.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 19, 2018, 02:12:29 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 03:23:46 AM
AN EQUALLY DISGUSTING MEMBER ARRIVES.
SORRY NOT SORRY.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 02:53:49 PM
I am alone in this fight. . .
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 06:18:12 PM
*Slaps Skarzs with a glove*
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 07:13:01 PM

HE CHALLENGES YOU TO A DUEL!
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 07:44:49 PM
I WOULD DUEL BUT HE WON'T PARTICIPATE.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 07:58:36 PM

THEN YOU SHALL DUEL HIS SECOND, OXYGEN!
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 08:32:24 PM
Who?
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 09:29:38 PM

O2
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on January 19, 2018, 09:34:24 PM
The Molecules.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 10:39:31 PM
HAHAHAH! FEAR THEM! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT AIR!
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 12:08:35 AM
*Turns O2 into CO2
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 20, 2018, 12:52:48 AM

...Because the trash company attempted to incinerate the recycling I mixed with the trash...
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 01:36:56 AM
I breathed.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 20, 2018, 01:50:07 AM

That works too...
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 03:05:33 AM
And burned a LOT of garbage.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 03:10:59 AM
*Mixes trash and recyclables in the trashcan and puts it out on the curb*
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 03:35:32 AM
*Kills Lady Amber and throws her into the garbage can where she belongs.*
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 03:50:22 AM
*Throws Skarzs into a landfill*
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:36:39 AM
How? You're in the garbage.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:02:49 PM
I climbed out.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 20, 2018, 04:04:20 PM
*Puts recyclables on top of Amber's corpse*

!!
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:22:48 PM
You're the reason your city is filthy.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:24:19 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on January 20, 2018, 04:04:20 PM
*Puts recyclables on top of Amber's corpse*

!!
My corpse? Just 'cause I'm in a trashcan doesn't mean I'm dead.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:24:59 PM
But you are.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:28:40 PM
Well you're in a landfill, so you're dead, too.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:29:52 PM
But you couldn't have because you're in the can.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:33:14 PM
Well maybe I climbed out.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:36:12 PM
Even Ashleg agrees you are dead and in the garbage can. He piled stuff on top of you.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:47:26 PM
He must be blind, then.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:57:14 PM
*Starts eating the garbage.*
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 20, 2018, 04:58:59 PM
There's no getting out of this, Amber!
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 05:01:40 PM
Well what about you, Ash? You mixed trash and recyclables, as well. You should be punished, too.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 05:08:07 PM
He shall be.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 22, 2018, 02:11:38 AM
No-I am above the law.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2018, 02:21:48 AM
Which law? Because Mother Nature don't mess around with her laws.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 22, 2018, 02:27:14 AM


PREZZERS ASHLEG

       _________

       THE LAW!



No he's being literal.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 23, 2018, 06:58:46 PM
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Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 23, 2018, 07:47:59 PM
Throw yourself in the recycling bin.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 23, 2018, 08:08:01 PM

Quote from: The Skarzs on January 23, 2018, 07:47:59 PM
Throw yourself in the recycling bin.

But that would be mixing recycling with garbage you hypocrite. 8)
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Delthion on January 23, 2018, 08:13:57 PM
So Ashleg is a piece of trash?
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 23, 2018, 08:21:44 PM
Del gets it.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 24, 2018, 06:37:49 PM
Your mom is ugly.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 24, 2018, 08:29:45 PM
Good thing I love her anyways.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 24, 2018, 10:08:19 PM

Quote from: Ashleg on January 24, 2018, 06:37:49 PM
Your mom is ugly.


Ashleg has revealed himself to be and NSA agent. :o
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on January 25, 2018, 12:17:44 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on January 24, 2018, 06:37:49 PM
Your mom is ugly.
Just like you?  ;D
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 25, 2018, 01:10:31 AM
Yeh, takes one to know one.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 25, 2018, 01:09:42 PM
That's why you know your mom.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 25, 2018, 02:06:16 PM
I never denied being ugly.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on January 25, 2018, 02:39:46 PM
Well, neither have I.
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: Ashleg on January 25, 2018, 06:54:25 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The ULTIMATE CRIME
Post by: The Skarzs on January 30, 2019, 03:00:37 AM
Banished after termination!