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Title: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on April 26, 2018, 01:17:38 AM
Who here picks locks for fun?
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Ashleg on April 26, 2018, 01:18:59 AM
Not me. >:(
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Skarzs on April 26, 2018, 01:43:30 AM
My friend's dad has to do it out of necessity sometimes. He works in an apartment building and tenants often lock themselves out.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Delthion on April 26, 2018, 02:01:20 AM
I think it would be really awesome to do extremely well. But I don't feel like making lock-picking a priority. ;D
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 26, 2018, 02:11:16 AM
Once I picked a really lame padlock using a bobby pin. I literally just stuck the pin in and turned it. ;D
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2018, 02:18:42 AM
I have wanted to learn this skill for years, but I can't figure it out at all :P
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Post by: Delthion on April 26, 2018, 02:20:17 AM
You need lockpicks, then tiny upward motions with one of them to get the pins. Then something after that...
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Post by: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2018, 02:23:54 AM
*Laughs* Very specific, thank you Del. XD
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Jetthebinturong on April 26, 2018, 02:32:10 AM
Lockpicking is awesome and I'd love to be able to do it. I remember in middle school there were two guys who were basically celebrities because they could pick locks.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on April 27, 2018, 01:25:24 PM
You got to have a picker (dunno what it's called, it's like a needle, but has got some curves and stuff to it)  and then you have this other metal thing, kinda like a mini crowbar. You shove both into the lock then you keep moving the pin up and down while applying pressure onto the 'crowbar', then when all the pins are flattened the door will click open coz you've put pressure on it (via the mini-crowbar) it's not too difficult, and it's quite easy to pick a lock of a door if you know what the key looks like (that way you know where the pins are). There are of course variations, for example some doors have got two sets of pins (which means you shove in two pickers and the crowbar and repeat the procedure). Some doors you have to move the pin side by side rather than up and down. It's quite easy if you get some practice (transparent locks are good for this).
But sometimes, it's easier to just kick the door down XD
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on April 27, 2018, 02:23:18 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 27, 2018, 01:25:24 PM
and then you have this other metal thing, kinda like a mini crowbar.

Its a tension wrench.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 01:08:51 AM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 27, 2018, 01:25:24 PM
You got to have a picker (dunno what it's called, it's like a needle, but has got some curves and stuff to it)  and then you have this other metal thing, kinda like a mini crowbar. You shove both into the lock then you keep moving the pin up and down while applying pressure onto the 'crowbar', then when all the pins are flattened the door will click open coz you've put pressure on it (via the mini-crowbar) it's not too difficult, and it's quite easy to pick a lock of a door if you know what the key looks like (that way you know where the pins are). There are of course variations, for example some doors have got two sets of pins (which means you shove in two pickers and the crowbar and repeat the procedure). Some doors you have to move the pin side by side rather than up and down. It's quite easy if you get some practice (transparent locks are good for this).
But sometimes, it's easier to just kick the door down XD

you seem to know a lot about this stuff...
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Tungro on February 12, 2019, 02:22:38 AM
My brother got a set a couple of years ago but there has been no real need for them yet...
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on February 12, 2019, 12:15:22 PM
Quote from: Tungro on February 12, 2019, 02:22:38 AM
My brother got a set a couple of years ago but there has been no real need for them yet...
Just wait till someone you know gets themselves locked out of their own house...
Quote from: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 01:08:51 AM
you seem to know a lot about this stuff...
Eh, you'd be surprised how much stuff you pick up on a farm.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Tungro on February 12, 2019, 01:13:26 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on February 12, 2019, 12:15:22 PM
Just wait till someone you know gets themselves locked out of their own house...
That usually happens to my Dad's tenants but we keep plenty of spare keys around...
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 01:26:44 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on February 12, 2019, 12:15:22 PM
Just wait till someone you know gets themselves locked out of their own house... Eh, you'd be surprised how much stuff you pick up on a farm.

i live on a farm, but this stuff does not happen to me! (i mean, we only have dogs, but you get my point)
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Tungro on February 12, 2019, 03:34:31 PM
Am I the only one who does not live on a farm?
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on February 12, 2019, 03:43:34 PM
*raises hand*
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Post by: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 05:28:30 PM
Quote from: Tungro on February 12, 2019, 03:34:31 PM
Am I the only one who does not live on a farm?
Wellll.. I mean, I don't have any animals besides dogs, but we do planting stuff...
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Tungro on February 12, 2019, 05:30:48 PM
I live in the suburbs of South Florida with 3 dogs, a cat, a turtle, and 6 siblings...
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 05:37:31 PM
I live near the East coast with 4 resident boxers, many fish in a pond that are constantly neglected, and seven siblings. We hope to get more animals in the future.🙂
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 12, 2019, 06:01:01 PM
I would honestly love to lock pick, but I don't have the slightest clue how. Anyone an expert on such a subject?
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 06:08:15 PM
Not me..
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Tungro on February 12, 2019, 06:09:31 PM
Quote from: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 05:37:31 PM
I live near the East coast with 4 resident boxers, many fish in a pond that are constantly neglected, and seven siblings. We hope to get more animals in the future.🙂

I always wanted horses but the are a drain for money
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 06:11:06 PM
Haha, yeah, you don'. Me old Gramps has over 20 and they are truly used for nothing. I can't even say I have ever ridden one.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on February 13, 2019, 12:48:38 AM
Funny how certain threads I thought would never be talked on again pop out of nowhere to surprise us.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on February 13, 2019, 08:36:21 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 12, 2019, 06:01:01 PM
I would honestly love to lock pick, but I don't have the slightest clue how. Anyone an expert on such a subject?
Not to endorse crimes or anything but 9/10 kicking the door down is easier/more effective. Picking a lock is usually quieter (but that really depends on the lock). I'd reccomend starting by getting a few picks and a transparent lock (that'll teach you the theory of pins on a lock, after that you just need to practice.
Regarding farm life ahem... Six cows, one bull, one dog, three cats, and the neighborhood hares, pheasants and deer (and that one weasel that tries to steal milk from the cats). It's not exactly the most 'normal' of farm lives so probably not a great example of where all my knowledge comes from.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 13, 2019, 08:55:37 PM
Having deer is inevitable. We have herds of them, and although Grey would not agree, it is my favorite meat, though I did not include them because they aren't really ours persay, but if you are counting wild things we have several foxes, turtles, and woodpeckers that are not pets, but all the birds depend on us to live... Sooooo.. yeah. hope to get more animals to n the future.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on February 14, 2019, 04:01:11 AM
Outer Grey: Well I suppose I can't really judge .eats swing as I don't eat them (and have no idea what they taste like) though my aunt's love to talk about how expensive venison is (extended family am I right?)
Inner Grey: Must refrain from murdering carnivores. Must refrain from murdering carnivores...

What animals you thinking of? I want a ferret. Don't even know if they exist in this part of the world but I want one.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 14, 2019, 12:52:47 PM
we were thinking more of the goats and cows.. mom says ferrets have been known to rip babies faces off, so that is a difinate no no. oh, yeah, we had chickens, too.. but someone left the cage run open and one of my sweet dogs, actually Scarlet, the sweetest got in and killed all twenty of them  :P they don't like birds.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Tungro on February 14, 2019, 12:58:25 PM
We had some chickens at one point but they got left in the yard when someone insisted that "chickens can't fly". When we got back the were over the fence into our german shepard's cage and one was in his mouth...
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 14, 2019, 10:02:46 PM
our don't eat them, they just kill them.. once they killed a possum when they were still pups.. were very scared it wasn't really dead!
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on February 15, 2019, 03:53:16 AM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on February 13, 2019, 08:36:21 PM
Not to endorse crimes or anything but 9/10 kicking the door down is easier/more effective. Picking a lock is usually quieter (but that really depends on the lock). I'd reccomend starting by getting a few picks and a transparent lock (that'll teach you the theory of pins on a lock, after that you just need to practice.
Regarding farm life ahem... Six cows, one bull, one dog, three cats, and the neighborhood hares, pheasants and deer (and that one weasel that tries to steal milk from the cats). It's not exactly the most 'normal' of farm lives so probably not a great example of where all my knowledge comes from.
There are many other easier ways to bypass doors, and anything else with a lock in general, but I like lock picking as a challenge and a sport rather than a useful skill. Also anyone want to vote to get a admin to change the topic name to farm lifestyle?
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 15, 2019, 12:19:52 PM
that may or may not be a good suggestion.  :-\
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 15, 2019, 04:54:02 PM
Quote from: Nadaz, voice of the host on February 15, 2019, 03:53:16 AM
There are many other easier ways to bypass doors, and anything else with a lock in general, but I like lock picking as a challenge and a sport rather than a useful skill. Also anyone want to vote to get a admin to change the topic name to farm lifestyle?

Ewww! :P
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Cornflower MM on February 15, 2019, 05:55:00 PM
(Pssssst, Nadaz. You can do that yourself. Just go in and edit your first post and change the subject line)
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 15, 2019, 05:55:57 PM
You know I can hear you right?
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Jetthebinturong on February 15, 2019, 08:43:18 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 15, 2019, 05:55:00 PM
(Pssssst, Nadaz. You can do that yourself. Just go in and edit your first post and change the subject line)

I'm fairly sure it was a joke about the thread being hijacked.

Alternatively, if it wasn't a joke, Wites or Tungro could create a new thread about farms.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 15, 2019, 08:52:33 PM
i mean, i could, technically speaking. want me to?
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 16, 2019, 07:34:52 PM
No thanks. :P
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on February 16, 2019, 08:32:17 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 16, 2019, 07:34:52 PM
No thanks. :P
The disrespect! Farms are the backbone of planet earth (or at least, the human population!)
At the risk of the conversation turning well... Not into lock-picking...
The best way to pick a lock is to own a sonic screwdriver :)
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 16, 2019, 08:43:45 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 16, 2019, 07:34:52 PM
No thanks. :P

you're just jealous.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Tungro on February 16, 2019, 09:58:00 PM
"Next time you complain about farmers don't do it with your mouth full."
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 16, 2019, 10:00:29 PM
*laughs hysterically* Good one!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: Tungro on February 16, 2019, 10:02:50 PM
Saw it on a bumper sticker a while ago...
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 16, 2019, 10:36:44 PM
it's a good one, but you kind of have to think about it a little.
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 17, 2019, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Tungro on February 16, 2019, 09:58:00 PM
"Next time you complain about farmers don't do it with your mouth full."

What are kids saying these days. :P
Title: Re: Lock picking
Post by: The Witessss on February 17, 2019, 05:46:53 PM
its true, though. no denying.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on February 18, 2019, 07:52:40 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 15, 2019, 05:55:00 PM
(Pssssst, Nadaz. You can do that yourself. Just go in and edit your first post and change the subject line)

Thanks and done.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: The Witessss on February 18, 2019, 12:27:50 PM
it's a pretty broad subject now. Party!! ('cause that is totally related)
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Verdauga on December 06, 2019, 01:49:29 AM
Ahem.
*Clears throat.*

@Ssshhhiiisssttteeerrr??
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 05:16:07 AM
What in the world is this topic?
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Awesome. (though Grey referring to a tension wrench as a mini crowbar was slightly painful)
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Verdauga on December 06, 2019, 02:39:25 PM
To be fair, Grey is not related that closely with a locksmith.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 09, 2019, 06:20:16 AM
Yeah, I know. It's alright, really.

Have you ever picked a lock?
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 09, 2019, 02:41:08 PM
At the school I went to for junior high, the doors could be popped open by sliding a card into the door crack and wiggling it around 'till something happened.  Does that count?
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Verdauga on December 09, 2019, 05:34:30 PM
Funny, we could do that at our church's gym closets....
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 10, 2019, 07:03:37 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 09, 2019, 02:41:08 PM
At the school I went to for junior high, the doors could be popped open by sliding a card into the door crack and wiggling it around 'till something happened.  Does that count?
No, that doesn't count. I have opened doors using that technique, though I use the proper equipment (glorified piece of laminated plastic) and don't have to do a lot of wiggling before it happens. If you slide the piece of plastic in the right place, you don't need to wiggle it.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: lass of something much on May 18, 2020, 02:15:44 AM
Quote from: Nadaz, voice of the host on April 26, 2018, 01:17:38 AM
Who here picks locks for fun?
*lowly puts paw up*
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: PanopticEmu on June 10, 2020, 04:33:07 AM
Yeah, I have to admit I sometimes pick locks for fun. That being said, I also don't mind bypassing them if it's easier.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on June 10, 2020, 04:36:05 AM
I suppose that's what comes of being a poacher. *grins broadly*

Yeah, picking locks is very fun.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 24, 2020, 05:51:54 PM
For some reason, most of my family thinks I'm an official lock picker.  :P Whenever they need a door opened, they ask me to fix it.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 07:15:12 PM
Is... is it because you kick doors open?
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 24, 2020, 07:16:11 PM
>.>
<.<
...Perhaps.

Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on August 24, 2020, 09:40:00 PM
That's pretty cool. Ever done automotive?
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 25, 2020, 09:09:27 PM
Uh... I dunno. I'm not particularly skilled at  lock picking. That's why I thought it was funny that they think that, lol.  :P
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on August 25, 2020, 09:51:08 PM
How do you not know? 'Tis a fairly basic thing to remember.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 25, 2020, 10:00:13 PM
Never really had to.  :P What are the hardest locks to pick in y'all's opinions? 
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on August 25, 2020, 10:10:42 PM
It depends what tools you're trying to pick and what you consider hard. Some locks are time consuming, but not all the difficult, others are fast but require more skill.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 25, 2020, 10:11:59 PM
Shotgun solves most.
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Post by: shisteer of nothing much on August 25, 2020, 10:16:49 PM
No. Do not kill the lock.
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Post by: Kade Rivok on August 25, 2020, 10:24:16 PM
Any that dare stand against me will fall.
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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 26, 2020, 07:21:56 AM
Shotgunning a lock isn't  picking it.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 26, 2020, 03:01:47 PM
Sure it is, I'm picking it (apart) via various small metal bits.  It's basically the same thing.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on August 29, 2020, 01:03:41 AM
Nah, mate. You're wrong. Picking involves carefully feeling the pins and moving only the ones that are ready to be moved.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Scott McLamok on August 29, 2020, 03:52:13 AM
Me and my cousin know how to lockpick using a wire and a bobby pin! We need to do it together though!
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on August 30, 2020, 04:45:59 AM
Depending on the kind of lock, that's not very good for it.
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Post by: Wylder Treejumper on August 30, 2020, 05:33:25 AM
I just watch the LockPickingLawyer and feel superior about Masterlocks.
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Scott McLamok on August 30, 2020, 05:36:10 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 30, 2020, 04:45:59 AM
Depending on the kind of lock, that's not very good for it.
Hehe! Me and my cousin are idiots after all!
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 01, 2020, 10:02:15 AM
No, bad.

Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on August 30, 2020, 05:33:25 AM
I just watch the LockPickingLawyer and feel superior about Masterlocks.
Oh, you likely are. LockPicking Lawyer is very interesting, but not entirely practical. (And he doesn't seem to do much automotive stuff)
Title: Re: Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)
Post by: Kade Rivok on September 04, 2020, 03:22:05 PM
*Whispers*  Shotgun.