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Title: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on January 23, 2020, 06:04:31 PM
They are trying to murder us all! This conspiracy needs to be stopped! And, even worse, they refuse to rename it to make it more dialect friendly! Down with dumpster juice!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 23, 2020, 06:19:15 PM
Yeah!  They put poison AND mind control serum in the dumpster juice!  Plus, it's dumpster juice!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on January 23, 2020, 08:32:10 PM
Exactly! Down with dumpster juice!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on January 24, 2020, 09:27:54 AM
Why would you despise such a tasty and nutritious liquid? If only you'd try it, your life would be changed for better.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 02:43:29 PM
ACH, back ye traitor!  Out of this thread!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 03:05:35 PM
*Remembers that I invented Dumpster Juice* *Quietly backs out of topic*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 03:30:26 PM
*Turns slowly towards Russa, right eye twitching.*  I'm sorry, come again?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 03:51:40 PM
Heheh...heheh...heh... *Runs away*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 04:46:45 PM
AFTER HER!  *Gives chase.*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Verdauga on January 24, 2020, 05:28:22 PM
Annabeth, or Magnus?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 05:29:42 PM
*Jumbo Slaps Verdauga as he goes after the fleeing Russa.*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Verdauga on January 24, 2020, 05:30:47 PM
*Is hurt.*

Ow.

You'll regret that later.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 05:32:41 PM
Oh, I kinda expected you to dodge that.  Sorry!  *Continues after Russa.*
Title: Re: Protest against kade!
Post by: lass of something much on January 25, 2020, 05:27:02 AM
stop being mean to Miss Russa!







Quote from: Booklother on January 23, 2020, 06:04:31 PM
They are trying to murder us all! This conspiracy needs to be stopped! And, even worse, they refuse to rename it to make it more dialect friendly! Down with dumpster juice!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 25, 2020, 06:28:28 AM
Lass, I'm sorry I have to break this to you, but Miss Russa created the dumpster juice.
Title: Re: Protest against kade!
Post by: lass of something much on January 25, 2020, 06:33:14 AM
yup, I already knew that.
stop being mean to Miss Russa!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 25, 2020, 06:34:08 AM
I... I think Lass is one of them.

She's been corrupted by Teer and the mods!
Title: Re: Protest against kade!
Post by: lass of something much on January 25, 2020, 07:00:51 AM
oh, hhhhheeeeellllllllllllllllllll No! :laugh:
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on January 25, 2020, 08:21:01 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 24, 2020, 05:28:22 PM
Annabeth, or Magnus?
You're a PJO fan? Blue cookies to you!

I thought you were talking about Magnus Bane (who Magnus Chase is named after) at first, and I got a bit confused before I read the previous comment and understood.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 25, 2020, 09:30:32 PM
*looks at blue biscit. backs away*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 26, 2020, 12:08:29 AM
*Still running away from Kade* *Jumps into a taxi* Drive! *Taxi drives away at an approximate speed of 2 mph*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 26, 2020, 12:14:40 AM
*Gives chase on a tiny unicycle, going at an approximate speed of 2.01 mph*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 26, 2020, 12:51:21 AM
PIGEONS!, poop on him! *the pigeons peck out one of kades eyes* ow, to faer!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on January 26, 2020, 04:37:09 AM
(https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/300087011/1.0)
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 26, 2020, 05:14:00 AM
Awww, thats so cut- Ha!, you almost got me there!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on January 26, 2020, 08:44:14 AM
It's cuteness is a trick to deceive you!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 26, 2020, 08:56:26 AM
yes, they are geting good at this
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on January 26, 2020, 07:44:03 PM
       It's a rooblank, the only way I could think to properly react to such goings on as these.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 26, 2020, 08:06:17 PM
*looks at the panda thing that dan posted, then looks away*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 26, 2020, 11:12:48 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 26, 2020, 12:14:40 AM
*Gives chase on a tiny unicycle, going at an approximate speed of 2.01 mph*
*Gasp* He's gaining on us!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 27, 2020, 12:13:18 AM
 :laugh: *jumps on taxi*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on January 27, 2020, 10:14:14 AM
*grabs taxi with Lass on top and Miss Russa inside* You really need to get a decent engine for this thing. I know a good mechanic. *tosses taxi away, where it flies half way around the world and lands in a perfect parallel park, outside said mechanic*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 27, 2020, 11:13:11 AM
*pukes*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 27, 2020, 03:15:51 PM
*Kade pulls out his enchanted fork and points it at Teer.  Two phantom Kades appear and begin to tickle Teer's feet.* 

Keep her occupied, phantom me!

*Kade then turn on the jet boosters on his tiny unicycle  and speeds across the earth after Russa.*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on January 27, 2020, 07:13:13 PM
*Gives Teer shoes *
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 27, 2020, 07:26:12 PM
that is not a good i- bbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:33:49 PM
No! Somebody give Lass the antidote! It's in the chocolate! Quick!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 29, 2020, 07:23:49 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:33:49 PM
No! Somebody give Lass the antidote! It's in the chocolate! Quick!
No, you silly duck!, I'v bean on the roof of a flying ca-BBBbbblllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 07:26:44 PM
I didn't know they had flying cablas in New Zealand. I thought they were native to Canada.


You learn something new every day.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 07:28:12 PM
I am not a bloodthirsty little beast. Nor a silly one, for that matter.

Is it a Ford Anglia? Or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Or something else?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 29, 2020, 07:30:46 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 07:28:12 PM
I am not a bloodthirsty little beast. Nor a silly one, for that matter.
realy!?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 07:35:09 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 29, 2020, 07:38:14 PM
you'r incorrect!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 07:49:56 PM
No. You're incorrect.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 29, 2020, 07:53:23 PM
wait...I spellt that rite!.
Nope, you are incorrect!.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 07:56:07 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 29, 2020, 07:53:23 PM
wait...I spellt that rite!.
Nope, you are incorrect!.
You spelt incorrect 'incorrect', which is correct. Unfortunately, certain other words are spelt incorrectly.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 29, 2020, 09:03:35 PM
*grins*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2020, 04:29:42 PM
*Catches up to Russa and crashes the tiny unicycle into the taxi.*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 31, 2020, 03:02:49 AM
*falls off taxi*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 31, 2020, 03:20:29 AM
*Kade and his jet unicycle slam into the unfortunate taxi* *The feeble taxi driver loses control and crashes into the side of a building*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 31, 2020, 05:59:47 AM
0_0
....Ooch......
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on January 31, 2020, 06:10:27 AM
*mechanics, having heard of what was happening, come rushing out just as police arrive on the scene and arrest Kade*

*burns spare Kades, takes shoes off with a nod of gratitude at Dann and goes to sort out matter in New Zealand* Lass, stop vomiting. You didn't even have time to get car sick. Russa, are you alright?

(police) Excuse me, Miss, do you know these people?

Yes, sorry. Russa needs a decent mechanic which is, apparently, unobtainable in America so I sent her here. Lass is my little sister and Kade is a young mischief who needs to be taught to respect his betters and look after the ladies.

(police, smirking) Would you like me to give him a night at the station? That might teach him some manners.

Yes please, sir. That would be very helpful.

*nods of farewell are exchanged all 'round and police handcuff Kade and shove him in police car while mechanics fit engine to taxi. Everybeast, (other than Kade, who's cooling his heels in the dungeons) head back to wherever they were before*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 31, 2020, 06:34:58 AM
*gets off the rode*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on January 31, 2020, 07:14:27 AM
I have no idea why that's so funny but it is.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on January 31, 2020, 09:12:51 AM
*goes back home*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 03, 2020, 03:17:11 PM
*Is not in jail, nor was injured.  Upgrades unicycle to a tricycle and heads back home.*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 05, 2020, 05:51:41 AM
silly chook.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 02:20:55 PM
We got off course due to the shenanigans of some ne'er-do-wells....

DOWN WITH THE DUMPSTER JUICE!!!!!   
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 05, 2020, 02:23:11 PM
Nah, I'll do that later...
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on February 05, 2020, 07:11:04 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 02:20:55 PM
We got off course due to the shenanigans of some ne'er-do-wells....

DOWN WITH THE DUMPSTER JUICE!!!!!
That scene in Emperor of Nihon-Ja with Horace talking about Ranger shenanigans is awesome.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on February 05, 2020, 07:13:34 PM
DOWN WITH DUMPSTER JUICE!.!.!.! *Begins making signs*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 08:09:44 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 05, 2020, 07:13:34 PM
DOWN WITH DUMPSTER JUICE!.!.!.! *Begins making signs*

*Le gasp*  Seb is actually M. Night Shamalamadingdong!  What a twist!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 01:25:56 AM
 ???
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on February 07, 2020, 04:43:12 AM
*Is confused* Aaaaanyway... *Protests against dumpster juice*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 07, 2020, 07:22:06 AM
night
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2020, 02:31:54 PM
Spoiler
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41JtYSq%2BykL._AC_.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 08, 2020, 08:02:27 AM
[Spoiler: death] 243 Guests, 1 User [/Spoiler: death]
edit: Why!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on February 08, 2020, 12:55:21 PM
death
Does this work?
[close]
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 08, 2020, 09:12:58 PM
nope....
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on February 09, 2020, 10:15:22 AM
(spoiler=death)(/spoiler)

Change the brackets to square brackets and that's the code. You can replace death by whatever you want.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 09, 2020, 11:29:32 AM

death
Does this work?
[close]
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on February 09, 2020, 12:44:52 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on February 10, 2020, 01:00:36 AM
(https://www.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Myw2Ze4AscmxHLz78o6jhgHaEL?w=300&h=169&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7)

Just seeing how to send a pic...
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 01:05:20 AM
most of the people here :laugh:
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on February 10, 2020, 01:09:29 AM
 ^-^
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 01:16:37 AM
XD
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on February 10, 2020, 01:45:09 AM
Protest!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 02:02:07 AM
aginst
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on February 10, 2020, 02:58:17 AM
dumpster

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Post by: Russa Nodrey on February 10, 2020, 03:34:07 AM
Divers!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 03:44:11 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 10, 2020, 03:34:07 AM
Divers!
juice!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Russa Nodrey on February 10, 2020, 03:49:04 AM
But Dumpster Juice is very healthy!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 03:51:31 AM
(O).(O)
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 10, 2020, 03:01:32 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 10, 2020, 01:00:36 AM
(https://www.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Myw2Ze4AscmxHLz78o6jhgHaEL?w=300&h=169&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7)

Just seeing how to send a pic...

Oh, and what might you be practicing for?  Hmmmm?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 08:15:04 PM
Mmm?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on February 10, 2020, 09:01:31 PM
Protest!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 09:04:32 PM
against
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on February 10, 2020, 09:05:16 PM
dumpster
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 09:31:58 PM
juice!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 11, 2020, 03:17:25 PM
Oi.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 11, 2020, 08:40:59 PM
 >:D
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 05:42:46 PM
*Begins protesting once more.*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 24, 2020, 05:44:46 PM
-_-
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 06:06:20 PM
What, you want the dumpster juice?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 08:08:35 AM
nope.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:42:56 PM
*Throws Lass.*  Then get to protesting!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on February 26, 2020, 06:18:43 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:42:56 PM
*Throws Lass.*  Then get to protesting!
About people who don't protest!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 28, 2020, 08:33:22 AM
*faints*
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 02:56:10 PM
She's been taken by the dumpster juice!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on February 28, 2020, 04:51:25 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 28, 2020, 08:33:22 AM
*faints*
TROLL! In the dungeons! Thought you ought to know!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 05:21:48 PM
Wouldn't it have been better to put that before the quote?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 05:22:29 PM
I was thinking about asking when she herself was going to faint  ;D
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 05:24:08 PM
Hah!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 29, 2020, 05:41:22 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 05:22:29 PM
I was thinking about asking when she herself was going to faint  ;D
I did faint...in real life...though, it was probably thanks to not hav'n any water...
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Verdauga on February 29, 2020, 01:33:11 PM
:|
Oh.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on February 29, 2020, 07:09:01 PM
hehe...
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 01, 2020, 01:39:50 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 29, 2020, 05:41:22 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 05:22:29 PM
I was thinking about asking when she herself was going to faint  ;D
I did faint...in real life...though, it was probably thanks to not hav'n any water...

Always gotta remember to hydrate when you're running around outside.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on March 01, 2020, 10:02:10 AM
Always remember to hydrate full stop.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Verdauga on March 01, 2020, 07:38:00 PM
Wiiiiith Dumpster Juice!clean water!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 05:12:52 AM
....
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on March 03, 2020, 01:44:22 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 01, 2020, 01:39:50 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 29, 2020, 05:41:22 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 05:22:29 PM
I was thinking about asking when she herself was going to faint  ;D
I did faint...in real life...though, it was probably thanks to not hav'n any water...

Always gotta remember to hydrate when you're running around outside.
I never said that I was running, or outside!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 02:26:29 AM
So, you were just meandering about your house when you were suddenly struck with a case of dehydration?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on March 03, 2020, 03:46:23 AM
I don't sleep..I faint...
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 02:16:49 PM
You literally said that it was probably due to not having any water -_-
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on March 03, 2020, 06:58:47 PM
in that case, yes, but that is one of many... :laugh:
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 07:02:36 PM
That isn't good, Lass; you need to take better care of yourself!
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on March 03, 2020, 07:12:47 PM
By not drinking dumpster juice!


No, seriously, you do need to drink lots of water every day.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 10:01:25 AM
oh come on! I get to much enough of this from Teer! 
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Verdauga on March 04, 2020, 01:19:43 PM
Not enough, if you still have a problem with it.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 02:21:13 PM
^
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Post by: lass of something much on March 05, 2020, 12:05:33 AM
she ranted at me about it for hours :P
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Booklover on March 05, 2020, 06:00:43 PM
Shows she cares.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on March 05, 2020, 06:36:06 PM
dose it though?
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 05, 2020, 06:37:52 PM
Yeah, she doesn't want you randomly fainting because that means there are underlying health issues.  Namely, not staying hydrated.  Or getting enough sleep.
Title: Re: Protest against dumpster juice!
Post by: lass of something much on March 05, 2020, 06:39:51 PM
 :P