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Title: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on November 11, 2021, 03:25:00 PM
*You wake up to find yourself in a pink polka-dotted casket  that has beaver feet attached to the under-belly*  *You giggle then scream*

*You crain your long neck around in the casket while sitting up in an attempt to make something out in the red-gray fog*

*You hear an attractive voice*
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Verdauga on November 11, 2021, 03:30:01 PM
"Morning, Sunshine."
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Post by: Ripred the Gnawer on November 11, 2021, 04:47:25 PM
*Why*
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Post by: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2021, 05:18:49 PM
You dare question Sheev?
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Post by: Booklover on November 11, 2021, 05:42:19 PM
It's not so much about the bravery as expecting an answer.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 12, 2021, 01:06:10 AM
Why the beaver feet, though?
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2021, 04:32:33 AM
It's obviously very important that they be there.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 12, 2021, 07:53:34 PM
I wonder why.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2021, 08:09:37 AM
Oh, it just wouldn't be the same without them. It couldn't work.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Booklover on November 14, 2021, 09:25:51 AM
But if the beavers are death defying, how did the feet end up here?
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Verdauga on November 14, 2021, 11:22:01 AM
Different species of beaver, methinks.
Also, my hands are clammy. Does anyone have a hot cup of cocoa, coffee, or tea?
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Booklover on November 14, 2021, 12:47:20 PM
But in Redwall there's only one beaver.

Teer might. Whether she'd ever give up her precious stash of peppermint tea is an entirely different question.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Verdauga on November 14, 2021, 01:21:44 PM
It's okay, I had coffee since then.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ripred the Gnawer on November 16, 2021, 03:10:36 PM
Are we supposed to be geese?
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2021, 03:14:40 PM
You're a goose.
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Post by: Ripred the Gnawer on November 16, 2021, 03:15:07 PM
Am not, and you're a cannibal.
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Post by: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2021, 03:16:19 PM
I've never eaten an Otterbadger.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ripred the Gnawer on November 16, 2021, 03:16:54 PM
You eat everything else, though. Alive.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2021, 07:45:38 PM
Yeah, but that doesn't make me a cannibal ^-^
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Booklover on November 16, 2021, 08:16:53 PM
You are what you eat and if you eat what you are, you're a cannibal.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2021, 08:21:58 PM
You're so silly
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Post by: Booklover on November 16, 2021, 08:22:23 PM
Thank you! You're very kind!
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Post by: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2021, 08:30:26 PM
I'm really not, but I appreciate you saying so ^-^
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 12:28:57 AM
*slappy*
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 17, 2021, 01:28:49 AM
But why?
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 03:04:23 PM
*Slappy*

"You are kind!"
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 17, 2021, 03:25:17 PM
-_-

Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2021, 08:30:26 PM
I'm really not, but I appreciate you saying so ^-^
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 04:09:37 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 03:04:23 PM
*Slappy*

"You are kind!"
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 17, 2021, 04:23:57 PM
Let's agree to disagree ;)
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 04:44:17 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 04:09:37 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 03:04:23 PM
*Slappy*

"You are kind!"
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 17, 2021, 05:00:17 PM
 ^-^  *Wanders away.*
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ripred the Gnawer on November 18, 2021, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Booklover on November 16, 2021, 08:16:53 PM
You are what you eat and if you eat what you are, you're a cannibal.
THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT I SAID...
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 18, 2021, 02:28:05 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 17, 2021, 05:00:17 PM
^-^  *Wanders away.*
*Appears in front of Kade*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 04:44:17 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 04:09:37 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 03:04:23 PM
*Slappy*

"You are kind!"
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2021, 04:26:33 AM
 :giggle:
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 18, 2021, 04:55:48 AM
You can prove nothing! Nothing!
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2021, 05:05:39 AM
That's what I'm saying to you :laugh:
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 18, 2021, 05:10:52 AM
Well then your wrong.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2021, 02:35:50 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 18, 2021, 06:35:44 PM
I can prove.
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Post by: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2021, 06:41:42 PM
Is that so?
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Post by: Ally046 on November 18, 2021, 06:51:54 PM
Are you saying I might be a lier?
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2021, 06:54:45 PM
Not necessarily, I'm just unsure how you plan to prove something :laugh:
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 18, 2021, 10:47:14 PM
So your unsure if I'm a lier, so basically your saying I might be a lier.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 03:48:00 AM
Everyone might be and likely is a liar to a certain degree ^-^
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 19, 2021, 05:42:09 AM
 :)
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 02:22:39 PM
And now that you've successfully changed the subject so you don't have to prove anything, what do you think is up with this coffin?
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 19, 2021, 02:55:41 PM
 ;D  shh! *Has a mysterious thought*
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 03:53:47 PM
So mysterious, I wonder what it could be!
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 19, 2021, 04:53:25 PM
Do tell.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Booklover on November 19, 2021, 10:30:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 02:22:39 PM
And now that you've successfully changed the subject so you don't have to prove anything, what do you think is up with this coffin?
It's got a cold.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 10:33:58 PM
Oh no
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Ally046 on November 19, 2021, 10:38:22 PM
*Achoo*
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2021, 10:40:00 PM
So does Ally, apparently.
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: lass of something much on November 20, 2021, 01:20:11 AM
So do I! :)
I can't breathe properly, so I can't sleep properly, so I can't heal properly
Title: Re: CLAMMEY HANDS
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 21, 2021, 03:27:14 AM
*Pat, pat*
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