my brothers...my friends...i have some sad news. i am not sure when but we have lost a comrade. no we didnt lose im. he was taken...taken unlawfully and against his will. We have lost who many of us considered the savior of the forum and i can see that many members have left due to these unfortunate events...our comrade Daleecox has been taken from this sight...
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an uncalled for and cruel action by the authorities and i will not stand here useless as more people that we hold dear are taken from us. so i say we RISE UP to this tyranny and overthrow the mods!
*Racks shotgun*
TAKE UP ARMS! today we libeate ourselves! today we fight!
Hasn't he been banned for a while now?
who knows? we just want our boy back...
*Shoots Verd*
Eyyyy, nice finger-gun game. *finger-guns back*
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Thanks, they're not my fingers! *throws them at verd*
*gasps*
You're right! These are those foam hands that you see at sports stadiums!
No, I stole them from people's hands
*falls into topic*
Has anybody seen my mechanical arms? Not my actual arms (those have been missing for years...) The ones with built in finger pistols, and my toothbrush?
No,but I have some severed human arms I could attach to you if you have five hours and haven't eaten for 24 hours
Do you at least have a left arm that still has its thumb?
I have arms from both sides, and one from the middle, but none are at all robotic
I'll take them all...
You don't need them ALL! You can have... Three
Sure...
Besides, I have replaced so many of my parts by this point, that my head is probably the only original thing left...
BTW, what was this topic about again?
Zummat aboot farmz, Ah zink...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 17, 2022, 11:58:16 PMSure...
Besides, I have replaced so many of my parts by this point, that my head is probably the only original thing left...
BTW, what was this topic about again?
Justice, freedom, the works...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 17, 2022, 11:58:16 PMSure...
Besides, I have replaced so many of my parts by this point, that my head is probably the only original thing left...
BTW, what was this topic about again?
*hands Wortshire a black bag*
I think it was revolution
WAS??? NO IT IS! *freedom noises intesnsify*
Mah bad bro.. It IS revolution
yessir!
*starts digging a bunker*
*starts firing gun into the air* JUSTICE FOR DALEECOX!
Stop wasting ammo, that's for the movies only
*stops* good point...
I can always supply you with more bullets...
I got hundreds of hidden warehouses full of unsold stock...
Appreciated, but you can't afford to give it all and get nothing back, can you? Not really how life works
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 18, 2022, 04:37:27 AM*stops* good point...
Great, now help me dig out this bunker, it ain't gonna digg itsself out
kk *helps Lass dig the bunker*
If you went through as much Hecks as me, there are a lot of things that you never get back...
Like my sanity...
Speaking of digging, I could always call in my Waira to do it... (If it is still alive that is...)
.....I think we're good
Suit yourself...
*reclines back with a bag of crisps*
*welds down the overly thick metal slabs*
*uses wooden mallet to hammer some sharpened iron stakes into the ground*
*starts wiring in air conditioning*
*adds three mini fridges*
Why not just bring in a giant fridge at that point?? *Installs an oversized walk in weapons vault into the wall*
*starts laying mines and barbed wire*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 18, 2022, 05:42:33 AMWhy not just bring in a giant fridge at that point?? *Installs an oversized walk in weapons vault into the wall*
Unless you want people taking from your personal stash of ice cream, be my guest...
*starts setting up a machine gun nest*
*builds a lab in the corner (unless its a round bunker...)*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 18, 2022, 05:44:56 AMQuote from: lass of something much on June 18, 2022, 05:42:33 AMWhy not just bring in a giant fridge at that point?? *Installs an oversized walk in weapons vault into the wall*
Unless you want people taking from your personal stash of ice cream, be my guest...
Eh, I forget to eat it anyway, it just sits there till I'm sad
*Paintz ze inzoide o' ze baze ocean-blue viz picturez o' Fizh und zeaveed und etc.*
....*puts another layer of metal to the walls, then adds the bunk beds*
Does anyone have bedding?
Ah've gaet zome metaphorical bagz o' potatoez.
The torso I am currently using has plushie stuffing...
Don't know if that is useful but...
...I'll just sew some
If you can't find the proper materials, I would suggest that we use the large amounts of heather that is surrounding the area.
Not the best thing that I slept on, but can be pretty comfortable at times...
I haven't made myself a war criminal yet, so I can still buy material, it's just easier, and cheaper if we had stuff already
*Putz up Zpider-Man ztickerz everyvhere*
*takes them down, all except five*
*Putz up Batman ztickerz taae*
*burns them* five stickers maximum in the bunker
Is there a max count for posters? And if so do blueprints count as posters?
You can put posters on the wall by your bed I guess?
*begins tacking diagrams for a nuclear flamethrower on the wall*
O.o
...Okaaaayy... *brings in the mattresses*
*tacks on poster that reads: IN JUSTICE WE TRUST*
*Givez a bazic plazma-torch tae a certain Jawa named R'bik D'nec (https://swtorpadawan.tumblr.com/post/190771717401/embed) vho zen proceedz tae modify it tae become a cuztom flamethrower, und zen runz aboot torchin' zin'z*
*quickly crafts an Instant Cryo Energized Thrower (or I.C.E Thrower) and begins extinguishing the fire*
guys...this is a revolution not a party...
oke
*places several blueprints on the table*
If you would like, I can plant bombs in every major area of the forum...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 22, 2022, 05:17:24 PMguys...this is a revolution not a party...
Vhy cannae it be boz?
*R'bik D'nec torchez
@Kade Rivok tae zee vot torched Otterbadgerz zmellz loike*
*Is still immune to fire* -_-
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 22, 2022, 05:17:24 PMguys...this is a revolution not a party...
What's a "revolution not a party"?
It's a lack of grammar that leaves one open to enemies belittling you and lowering your self esteem which gets you killed easier
*sets up a coffee maker in the corner*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2022, 03:10:29 PMIt's a lack of grammar that leaves one open to enemies belittling you and lowering your self esteem which gets you killed easier
Dang, my 10th grade grammar teacher was right after all.
Grammar is important <3
yis
...Hmmm... Still conveys your message clearly, and your intentions, soooo
0k3
>_>
He's tricked him self into thinking he's not using grammar right now
It is pretty hard to wrote on badly grammar purposefully though
Lack of grammar when done purposely is usually done to prove a point, in which case it is still using grammar to convey the message, in a way. If not, it's just.. Kind of hard to read, or painful, depending how long the message is
*Damage*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2022, 03:25:48 PMGrammar is important <3
But Grammar iz
nae ze lady married tae yer Grandpar.
*shrugs*
Whatever, now let me get back to designing my sub-atomic particle cleaner...
If ye 'ad a wrench, Ah zink R'bik D'nec juzt torched it...
Which is why keep myself from going on crazed rampages now...
At least I have the digital copy saved on my cloud storage
You keep yourself from them now huh?