This game is fairly simple; someone wishes for something, and the next person corrupts it be either misinterpreting it, or by making the results end terribly. They then wish for something themselves.
Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.
Person 2: Granted. You now have a million dollars of Monopoly money.
I wish for world peace.
Person 3: Granted, but the peace only lasts five seconds.
I wish I could fly.
And so on, and so forth.
I start with:
I wish for a new laptop.
Granted, but there's no keyboard
I wish I could go to Redwall
sure, in your dreams
i wish i could fly
sure, but you have to wait until pigs can fly
i wish my dreams would come true now
They will but in the year 2025!
I wish I could date a Redwall otter or fox
you can but in your imagination
i wish i was famous for something that's not embarrassing
you are, but the paparazzi won't leave you alone
I wish I could color without having to pick up a crayon
Granted, now you only have to use coloured pencils.
I wish I could visit Switzerland...
Granted, but your plane can't leave for three days
I wish I could get a vending machine for candy
Granted, but you have to sell all the candy in order to get money for repairing the machine.
I wish I could see a giant otter.
you can but you can only see it for 5 seconds
i wish there weren't so many bad people in the world nowadays
Granted. Now everyone is so nice that it's annoying.
I wish I had a silver ring.
Granted, but it isn't real silver. Just cheap plastic made to look like silver.
I wish I had a mango tree in my backyard.
Granted, but it doesn't produce fruit.
I wish I had gotten out of bed 5 minutes earlier this morning.
Granted, but it's because your bed dissapeard!
I wish I had a pet squirrel
P.S. Obviously ;D
Wish granted! Unfortunately, it can't make the change from wild to domesticated, bites your neighbor, and in the end you have to put it down.
I wish I could go to the Celtic Woman concert.
You can buy Celtic Women's Concrete at a store.
I wish I had the rest of the Redwall series (I'm missing 3 of them :'()
You do, only you have to buy them.
I wish that a certain person I know would stop being so strange.
they will, if you buzz out the words with your own or ignore him or her
i wish that my mom will stop being so picky
Granted, she will be sticky instead.
I wish I had less sensitive feelings ( of pain)
granted, but it only lasts for a week
I wish I could go to Oregon again
you can alwasy go there in you imagintion
i wish i could sleep in more
Granted, now you'll never wake up again.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.
Granted, but it is only the cookie dough. You'll still have to put it in the oven.
I wish my favourite band will give me back-stage passes to a concert of theirs.
True, but you get sick and miss the concert.
I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders.
Granted, you're now terrified of pillows and bedsheets.
I wish I had another piece of pie.
You do, but you've already ate it.
I wish I had more of the cookies I really like.
Granted, but they happen to be three months past their expiration date.
I wish I could travel through time.
True, but you misplace a body part every time you do it
I wish that a moderator wouldn't post below me for this post. ;D
wish granted fully!
I wish I could stay on this site longer
You can, it's your decision...until the computer you are using crashes!
I wish the Government would make sense
Granted, but the Joker was just elected as President.
I wish I was able to publish my novel.
sure but then it will be shunned mwahahaha!
I wish i could go see the hunger games movie!
Quote from: Nightfire on March 23, 2012, 12:47:23 AM
I wish I was able to publish my novel.
Aren't you allowed to?
Quote from: Mad Maudie on March 23, 2012, 02:29:03 AM
I wish i could go see the hunger games movie!
Granted, but it scares you to death.
I wish I didn't have to wear this stupid brace...
Granted, but it's short-lived and you have to wear it again.
I wish I was done with work for the day.
Granted, but you have to go tomorrow and the next day and the next day.....
I wish I Exchange thoughts with my dogs.
Granted, but it only lasts for one day.
I wish I could live in a place where there are otters.
granted, but they are meat eating otters
i wish my little brother wouldn't try to kill me with stuff
Granted, but now he never does anything.
I wish I had a scanner.
Granted, but it is only good for scanning BRAINS!!!
I wish I could be a professional sportsman.
Granted, but you have to leave two years in, after a terrible accident involving a 50-gallon tank of maple syrup.
I wish for a stack of burned pancakes.
Granted, but there too hard so you can't bite into them
I wish that Spring Break could last three months instead of one and a half
Granted, but your school year goes all summer long.
I wish for a piece of paper.
granted but it will eat you
i wish for cake
Granted, but it comes in a box that needs a code to unlock it. And you never get the code so you can't get it open
I wish I could have more hair accessories
Granted, but you lose the ones you have.
Quote from: Matthias720 on March 25, 2012, 11:29:18 PM
I wish for a piece of paper.
Quote from: eualaia on March 26, 2012, 12:36:29 AM
granted but it will eat you
^^That made me laugh.
I wish that my eyes would stop telling my brain that I am in a box. :D
Granted. Now it will tell you that you're stuck in a cylinder.
I wish for a chocolate milkshake.
Granted. They put in salt instead of sugar.
I wish that my house had wifi.
Granted. Now all you need is to climb up onto your roof in the middle of a thunder storm to get a signal.
I wish I was in musical.
accident!
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on March 23, 2012, 07:51:25 AM
Quote from: Mad Maudie on March 23, 2012, 02:29:03 AM
I wish i could go see the hunger games movie!
Granted, but it scares you to death.
actually i went and it was awesome!
granted your a bush on stage
i wish i owned the hunger games movie
you might when the movie comes on dvd
(awesome movie!! Already saw it twice!)
I wish that I had less homework
Granted... You just have to stay for an extra 3 hours at school each day!
I wish I could finish my school year early
Granted. You can leave two minutes early.
I wish for a pet flamingo.
OK but its' plastic, buy the way I'm homeshooled so I don't go to school.
I wish this computer was faster
Granted. Now everyone else's computer has crashed, and they're all mad at you.
I wish I had more Warriors books.
Granted. You now own five copies of "How to Be a Warrior".
I wish for a new jumper.
Granted. But it gets stolen after only 30 seconds.
I wish for a bagel.
Granted. It happens to be the first bagel ever baked, and you can guess how stale it is.
I wish for a piece of chocolate.
OK, but it's melted into a carrot!
I wish I had more time for this Forum
granted but you have to stay up later
i wish i could meet taylor swift
Granted, but not until you turn 16.
I wish i could have a smoothie right now.
you can if you make one
i wish i could find another good forum
Granted, but you no longer have time to sleep. You slowly go insane...
I wish there was more time in the day.
it would stretch forever and the moon would virtually be gone killing us alll
I wish that I could find a good profile Picture
you will when your 27
i wish my dog was not so loud
Granted, but your goats will have to move closer and are now three times louder.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but you can only wish for stale bread.
I wish I wasn't so tired and floppy.
Granted, now you're exhausted and stiff.
I wish for stale bread. ;)
no you can have stale cookies instead
I wish i am at noodles and co.
granted now u are a noodle
i wish i had more knives
granted but there fake
I wish i had a friends email
granted, but it got deleted
i wish i was the president of the universe
Granted, but you have to do everyone's chores for them.
I wish I could have a purple dress
granted, but its itchy
i wish for a taco
granted but it is a veggitarian taco only sour cream
i wish that it wasnt raining right now
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on March 23, 2012, 07:51:25 AM
Quote from: Nightfire on March 23, 2012, 12:47:23 AM
I wish I was able to publish my novel.
Aren't you allowed to?
Quote from: Mad Maudie on March 23, 2012, 02:29:03 AM
I wish i could go see the hunger games movie!
Granted, but it scares you to death.
I wish I didn't have to wear this stupid brace...
Not yet, because I can't find a publisher.
And granted, but now it's hailing.
Granted, but it turns into a fish, and flops away.
I wish for an imperfect solution.
Granted, but the solution stains your hair and turns it bright pink.
QuoteAnd granted, but now it's hailing
awsome i have always wanted to be in a hail storm
and u didnt make a wish i wish for pie
OK... But it is a tool pie!
I wish my geometry was easier (It's already really easy :D)
granted your geometry is so easy they decided to bump u up a couple of levels of geometry
i wish dragons are real
Wagons are real! What century were you born in?
I wish Dragons still lived (there is evidence that dragons DID exist a few thousand years ago)
Granted, but one just bit your head off.
I wish that I could find Mokele-Mbembe. He exists, but no one's ever captured him!
sure thing but he's long dead
i wish i was a better climber...
Quote from: danflorreguba on March 29, 2012, 04:48:53 PM
Wagons are real! What century were you born in?
I wish Dragons still lived (there is evidence that dragons DID exist a few thousand years ago)
thats what i ment i was just in a hurry
granted but u broke your arm and will never be able to climb again
i wish i am a superhero
Granted. Now you have to save everyone.
Nightfire, when you publish your book, I'll read it like there's an otter at the other end! ;D
I wish I didn't have to get up every five minutes to stand in front of the fan.
Granted, but now you have to go stand under the air conditioner.
I wish to travel overseas.
Granted but your trip is delayed for five months
I wish I could drive without having to move a steering wheel
You can maybe in the future
I wish my boyfriend would live with me
He is living, somewhere.
I wish I could find bigfoot and everyone would believe me and then I'd be famous.
Well find the Bigfoot first
I wish I had another dog
Granted, but it is a pitbull terrier trained to be savage. Sorry.
I wish that the good weather we've been having will stay for a while.
Granted. Perfect weather always with no rain so now your going to all die! I would suggest wishing for rain. :D (Sorry, I'm feeling evil-ly happy today.)
I wish that I had a million dollars!
Granted, but everyone borrows your money.
I wish I wasn't still sick.
Granted. Tomorrow, you won't be sick. All the days after that for the rest of your life you will be though, unfortunately.
I wish for a new Redwall book.
granted, but it kills you at the end
i wish for a pet ninja
it kills you cause it doesnt ike being a pet sorry
i wish the site would go ack to normal
Granted, but only for today.
I wish I had a large bag of candy to eat
Granted, but they're actually colourful rat poison.
I wish for a pet rabbit.
Granted, but it's a rabbodile (rabbit/crocodile) and it eats you.
I wish for a pet gecko.
Granted, but unfortunately the gecko is dead.
I wish for an iPad.
you can have it if you have enoguh money and your parents allow it
granted, but they don't sell them anywhere.
i wish i could join the march hare's tea party
Granted, but you don't get any tea
I wish I had a pair of socks
if you make them you can
i wish i could get off this site long enough
Granted. If you reply to every topic first.
I wish I was an Evil Overlord.
granted, your just an unsuccessful one
i wish i could know c++ better.
Granted, but you promptly forget all of it.
I wish this game would go on forever.
Granted. Unfortunately for you, you will have to stay at the computer screen following its progress until you die. Have fun!
I wish for a new guitar.
Granted. But it has no strings.
I wish for a box set of RW books.
Granted, but they're written in Latin.
I wish for cup of hot chocolate.
granted, but it burns you.
i wish i had a aperture science handheld portal device.
Granted. But it only takes you into the sun.
I wish I was a vermin warlord.
@Matthias- I'm fairly good at translating Latin.
Granted but you must send out your horde out in the middle of the ocean
I wish I was a mouse, badger, or squirrel in Redwall.
( please grant it :'( :'( :'( :'( )
granted, but you are a slave and have no method of escape.
i wish i had an aperture science weighted companion cube.
too bad ya don't hahahahaha
I want a friend over. Never had a party before or friend over.
Granted, but he'll start getting extremely annoying.
I wish for an apple.
Granted, here's your Apple iPod. It's broken.
I wish I could be an otter on Green Isle.
Granted, unfortunately it is during the reign of Riggu Fellis and you will die.
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on April 05, 2012, 01:53:24 PM
Granted, here's your Apple iPod. It's broken.
NOOOO!!!!
I wish for a lollipop.
Granted, but I already used it. :P
I wish, the wish I will wish for won't be corrupted.....ok well I wish for the nexted person that writes on this topic will have there wish granted.
I wish I had a sane family.
K, it's granted then. But they will bug you once every year.
You forgot to post a wish
speak of the devil :P
i wish that i could think of something to do with my game that has nothing in it.
granted but you can only think of that
I wish i was better at COD MW3
granted, but nobody plays it with you anymore.
i wish people would stop abbreviating things
YW.
I wish my easter candy would mutiply by 6.
Granted, but when you eat it you'll get incredibly sick.
I wish for more money.
Granted, but it's counterfeit.
I wish for 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
Granted, but it is extremely hot in the house and you have to wear a coat and sweat pants.
LOLZ
granted, but you have to use s rather than z
i wish people would use wishes in posts that respond to posts without wishes
granted but nobody uses this anymore
I wish someone would reply to my topic...
Granted, but I was just some guy who wonderd were the bathroom was.
I wish I had a iPad that wasen't broken.
Granted, but you've forgotten the password.
I wish for perfect health.
Granted, but you'll look ugly.
I wish for a collection of all the Redwall books on hard cover.
once you pay for them and order them you can have them
i wish that i could get more posts without over posting
granted but it's a hacker using your account.
i wish that i could think of a wish for this thread
maybe if you think hard enough but it might take a while
i wish i didnt have to go away form my home
Granted, but now you don't have anywhere to live (haha)
I wish I had animal powers
in your dreams!
i wish that we could get anything thing from redwall free since we are constant members of this forum
Granted, but they are all the low class ones that are messed up and ripped.
I wish I was a mouse.
Granted, but you're an ugly mouse.
I wish I had more bubble gum.
Granted, but it is dirt flavoured.
I wish for a lollipop.
Granted, but it was made in 2000.
I wish for more internet time.
It's extended by 1 mili second.
I wish that all the things I wished for, came true without being messud up in the mail.
granted, but there messed up by the internet.
i wish that 3d skyboxes could be hdr
Granted, 3D sky-boxers will now be HDR.
I wish for a weighted companion cube.
granted, but you have to throw it in a furnace
3d skyboxes, or is that the corruption?
i wish my sprite wouldn't show through walls
Quote from: psybox on April 07, 2012, 03:43:38 PM
3d skyboxes, or is that the corruption?
It's corruption.
Granted, but unfortunately you'll be given x-ray vision and you'll still see it through walls. Nobody else will though.
I wish for a hat.
Granted but it has holes in it so rain will still come through.
I wish I could go to England for a feild trip.
Granted, but you have to bring along an annoying person on the way with you
I wish I could own a bow and arrow
granted but you get arrested for owning them
I wish i didn't chew my nails
granted, you now suck your thumb
i wish someone else will post
Granted. But it's me. ;D
I wish I was a cat.
Granted, but you live near a chinese resturant
I wish I had more jewelry
Granted. But it's ugly.
I wish I had a real lightsabre.
granted, but you accidentally slice all your friends in half
i wish i followed advise that i give
I don't know what that means...
Granted, but it gets you in trouble.
I eish I had a motercycle( and I could ride it)
granted, but it was stolen.
i wish deathrage posted a wish
Granted. But it's a stupid one. :P
I wish I had more time.
granted, more time of misery
i wish my reply was less morbid
granted now it has gummie bears dancing in it! ( I know stupid)
I wish i can see my crush more than once a year at a farmers market
Granted, he'll now always be in your face and never leave.
I wish for an Easter egg.
Granted*smashes one in your face*
I wish I had a cookie
it's made out of something your allergic to.
i wish g-men appear outside the milkman conspiracy
??? ??? ???
granted but you have to have a wish
i wish more people understood that.
I don't get it.
I wish for a big red rubber ball.
K. But if it bounces, it explodes in your face.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but all the violent people go to you to ask what they can do.
I wish I had a ferret.
Granted, but it is incredibly smart and begins to plot taking over the world.
I wish Valve will create "Portal 3".
Granted, but it's hazardous to your health and your parents won't let you play it.
I wish I had ideas for my next epic Redwall fanfiction.
Granted, but you'll forget them straight away.
I wish for a good book to read.
Granted. But it's only good to other people.
I wish I had a chocolate cake.
granted, but it's from GLaDOS
i wish that i remember to use spaces.
Granted, butyouonlyremember to use thema few times each time soyourwordsbecomeajumbledmess.
I lol'd @ "it's from GLaDOS".
I wish for a pet cuttlefish.
Granted, but it eats you.
I wish my leg didn't hurt.
Sure, but you have a headache instead.
I wish i could control time (eg freeze it or slow it)
Granted, but then time learns to control you.
I wish for lemon.
Alright, but it's flammable and if CO2 hits it it explodes.
I wish everyone in my house was not alergic to cats.
granted, now your other leg hurts
i wish ITunes didn't crash
sorry, thought we were still on the leg hurt one
Granted, but the entire internet will.
I wish for a potato.
granted, but GLaDOS is in it and tries to kill you.
i wish i could think of something to do with my signature
Granted, but inspiration will strike you in your sleep and you'll forget it when you wake up.
I wish to become a famous musician.
granted, your now an infamous singer
i wish that i could think of the wish and the reply at the same time
What's GLaDOS?
GLaDOS is a computer with a obsession with cake and killing people
i wish more people knew who GLaDOS is.
I know who he is.
GLaDOS is a female robot. And, to avoid confusion, if you're going to post on this topic, could you please corrupt the wish above you and make a new wish? It's okay to post other stuff as well, but play the game as well so people aren't confused.
Granted, but they have no clue about any other Portal related things.
I wish for a glass of apple juice.
Granted, but there are crumbs in it.
I wish I didn't have to get up to get a drink.
Granted, now if you say the magic word ("please") and then what drink you want, the drink will come flying to you. Be careful though, 50% of the time it will come too fast and hit you on the head.
I wish for a new pair of socks.
granted, but you no longer have feet to put them on
i wish i knew where my cat was
granted but now you cannot find your socks
i wish i had a honey bun those things are delicious
Granted but it was in the sun for a day and It's all melted and messed up.
i wish for hot n spicy cheezeits.
Granted. But they're made of napalm.
I wish for a new hat.
granted, but it has hole in it.
I wish that I could stop wishing.
Granted. But you feel an urge to start wishing.
I wish I was in Cluny's army.
grated btu you die once us redwallers come
i wish that i had less homework
Granted but it only lasts for two days, and then you're back to more homework!
I wish I could be in the yard at Redwall
You can be all you have to dois draw a pictureof what you imagine red walls yard and then imagine yourself
Well I wish I had all the redwall stuff in the world
granted but you lost it a card game ten seconds later.
I wish that I could go to sleep.
You got it but a robber steal's all your stuff
Remember to post a wish, Dannflor. :) never mind for now though.
I wish for a new pair of shoes.
granted but they is too small
i wish for a diamond armor in minecraft
granted, you have to run without armor or weapons into i mine filled with creepers
i wish i could think of a reply
Granted but it's to late to reply.
I wish I could have more Redwall dreams.
Granted, but they're Redwall-related nightmares in which you die horrifically.
I wish for a new pair of earphones for my iPod.
Granted, but their those huge and uncomfortable kind.
I wish I could hurry up and finish The Princess and Curdie so I could read my other book (I don't read two books at once).
Granted, but the ending is the worst ending to a book you've ever read. (I don't know that, I haven't read the book, I just posted that as part of the game.)
I wish for a good night sleep.
Granted, but in the best part of your dream you are woken up by a person screaming aloud.
I wish for Swiss Cheese.
Granted, but the cheese has so many holes there is only a little bit of cheese.
I wish for a pet mouse.
Granted, but it's a zombie.
I wish I could go swimming every day.
Granted, now you'll be forced to swim for at least an hour every day of your life at the risk of death.
I wish for a good book to read.
granted, but its only 2 pages long
i wish for soup
Granted, but it is hot and will never cool down!
I wish Brian Jacques was still alive!
granted, but he's a zombie.
i wish that my wish will come true. this being the wish i'm talking about
Not gonna happen.
i wish i could live in Australia!
Granted but a swarm of spiders chase you when you get there
I wish I could get taggerung in hard back or any Redwall book in hard back
granted, but it melted during delivery.
i wish for me to remember my original account's password
granted but then your computer explodes wait wait wait your eulalia? like the one obsessed with food?
I wish i was not about to be kicked off the computer
^ yes
granted but you cant get on again after you get up
i wish for a pet ninja
Granted, but it treats you like you're its pet.
And you know, you can just use the 'Forgot Password' link.
I wish I didn't have hangnails.
Granted, but now your nails are bleeding.
I wish I didn't have a soccer game today.
granted now you have to go to a figure skating game
I wish we weren't going to have tornadoes tonight
Granted. You'll be having a cyclone, hurricane, tsunami and earthquake though.
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on April 14, 2012, 01:37:15 AM
Granted but a swarm of spiders chase you when you get there
I love it when people say things like this about Australia. XD
I wish for longer school holidays.
Granted, but then your homework lasts for longer
I wish I could go to Pennsylvania again
Granted, but you see a lot of Protesters that don't protest for anything.
I wish for another Martin dream.
Granted but you also get a dream of something you don't want to happen and then it does
I wish I could travel to all states in a week
Granted but in the plane you are going mach 2.
I wish i could go to England.
Granted, but it's england 200 years ago, and you cant understand anyone.
I wish I could meet Obi-wan Kenobi
Granted, but you only get to meet him for a second because you block the slice that was supposed to kill him.
I wish Brian Jaques was still alive and I got to meet him.
AAAGGGHH!!! Oh, well, at least I got to meet him
Granted, but he hates you
granted, but your wish doesn't exist.
i wish you would have type a wish
I'm not gonna type a wish
Granted, but wish was written in invisible ink.
I wish that everyone on the Earth wasn't homeless and hungry.
Primrose, please play by the rules.
Quote from: MatthiasMan on April 15, 2012, 02:14:10 AM
I wish that everyone on the Earth wasn't homeless and hungry.
Granted. Now you're homeless and hungry.
I wish I could scan my pictures.
Granted, but they won't turn out very well.
I wish I could time travel.
Granted, but you can only travel forward at a rate of one second per second.
I wish for another week of vacation.
Granted, but after that vacation will no longer exist.
I wish for a chocolate bar.
Granted, but it melts the instant you touch it.
I wish for a melted chocolate bar.
Granted, but it un-melts the instant you touch it.
I wish for a good day tomorrow.
granted but it never rains again
i wish for some sleep
Granted, but it's only lasting 30 minutes which go by fast.
I wish I was a moderator.
granted, you get fired
i wish for pie
Granted, but it's 3.14
I wish to meet qui-gon jinn.
granted, you get sliced by darth maul afterward
i wish for candy
Granted, but I ate it before I realized it was for you.
I wish for a pet goat.
Granted, but it eats your favourite Redwall book.
I wish I had some money so we could go swimming.
granted, you have 1 dollar
i wish for the zelda twilight princess for GC
granted, you don't have gamecube.
i wish unreal ed was available in mirrors edge
i do have a gamecube
granted, it hacks you though
i wish to not wish
Granted, but in the processed you wished, so the wish was un-granted.
I wish people would stop asking me if I curled my hair.
Do you curl your hair?
I wish I could meet luke skywalker
Granted, he doesn't like you because your not a jedi! ;D
Make a wish ;)
OK I'll make one ;D
I wish I had the Redwall songs on our family's ipod!
Granted, but you lose all your other songs.
I wish my computer was not so hot.
granted, but its freezing cold
i wish for apple pie
Granted, but it will be thrown in your face.
I wish for a jellybean.
granted, but licorice favored
i wish for soup
Granted, but it's licorice flavoured.
I wish for a pet rabbit.
Oh yeah, I've played this.
Granted, but it is evil and will destroy you!
I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.
Granted but now something in real life will corrupt :P
I wish for Chicken noodle soup
Granted, but it's burnt.
Ice-cream cake
Granted, but it freezes your mouth.
I wish for no school.
Granted, you have extra chores though
I wish I could get a large poster with all of the redwall animals on it for my room
Granted, but it only has characters from Loamhedge.
I wish for a pet polecat.
Granted, but the polecat eats all your food.
I wish for a hamburger.
Granted, but it's actually a death defying beaver in disguise. You will die.
I wish I was better at writing romance.
Granted, but you'll no longer be able to write any other style.
I wish for a pen.
Granted, but it kills you.
I wish I was on my own computer.
granted, it has a virus on it
i wish for my own minecraft account
Granted, but Minecraft will become illegal as soon as you log on
I wish I had a pet dragon.
Granted, but it sleeps in your room and there isn't any space for you.
I wish I could finish ALL my fanfictions.
Granted, but finishing them will take the rest of your life.
I wish I could go to the music festival I really want to go to.
Granted, but you explode straight afterwards.
I wish I had a graphics tablet.
Granted but the graphics are terrible.
I wish I had tickets for the upcoming Zelda concert.
Granted, but you lose them.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you'll never be able to stop flying.
I wish I was a faster reader.
granted, but you read so fast that you miss everything
i wish less games have blood in them
granted but them goes back to normal
i wish for a sandwich
Granted, a mud pie sandwich.
I wish that I had more scarfs.
If you make them
I wish I could meet sme people on the forum
they don't live anywhere where you live.
I wish I could meet another Redwaller in general.
You can but they're so popular you have to wait in the longest line
I wish I could have chocolate milk
granted, but it is semi sweet chocolate.
i wish i had a wish
Granted but now one of Cluny's rats steals it
i wish I would never get headaches
Granted, but you'll feel double the pain stomach aches give you.
I wish for a fish.
Granted, but it's a shark.
I wish for strawberry milk.
granted, but it's spoiled milk
I wish I could have a mall in my house
Granted, only it's a mall for Barbie dolls.
I wish I had more interesting people to talk to.
granted, but they never leave you alone
I wish I could update my cell phone
Granted, but it's so updated you don't and never will understand it.
I wish for a piece of ham.
Granted, but it has been poisoned.
I wish for an eraser.
Granted, but it's one of the smudge erasers.
I wish all dogs could go to heaven.
Granted, but you have to die to see them again.
I wish I wouldn't make typos.
Granted, but you no longer have a computer.
I wish for a Klondike bar. ;)
Granted, but it makes you sick.
I wish I could manipulate water.
Granted, but humans will be able to manipulate you much easily now.
I wish I wasn't on crutches.
granted, you need them, but you don't have them.
i wish my wish was not a wish for a wish (for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish (etc. (meta!)))
Granted but you can't find a wish.
I wish for a faster computer.
Granted but now your email stops working
I wish I had another box of Junior Mints
Granted, but your friend eats them when you aren't looking.
I wish I could have a friend at school next year that has read Redwall.
Granted but then he wants to borrow one of your books and then never gives it back
I wish I had more art supplies
Granted, but you draw horribly.
I wish I had an album by Blackmore's Night.
Granted, but you can only play it backwards.
I wish for more money.
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on April 17, 2012, 09:58:30 AM
Granted, but you lose all your other songs.
I wish my computer was not so hot.
;D I only have two other songs on our family's ipod.
Granted, but you focus on it to much that you turned out like scrooge with a bad ending. ;D
I wish I lived and had more friends at Redwall.
Granted, but their really death defying beavers.
I wish I had more nail stickers and decorative nail tips.
Granted, but you don't like any of them.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but your wings are too small to carry your body.
I wish for more things to wish for.
Granted, but they overwhelm your brain and it shuts down...
I wish for more bubble gum.
Granted, but you blow it too much and it explodes all over your face and you can't get it off.
I wish for an elephant.
you can have one after i destroys your house
i wish i could sleep in more
Granted. Extended by 5 minutes.
I wish I could take drawing lessons.
granted but you forget how to write
i wish i could go to this bowling thing coming up!
Granted but you can only watch other people bowl
I wish I could find one of my lounge chairs
granted but when you sit down you bust a hole through it
i wish i had a klondike bar
depends on whatll you do to get it
I wish i didnt have to walk the dog
Granted, but now the dog walks you.
I wish for cake!
Granted but it's unfrosted and bland
I wish Keyla and Tullgrew would have dated
Granted, but they don't like each other.
I wish aaaaaalllllll the Redwall characters were real.
granted, but you only meet the evil ones.
i wish i have more ideas for my rp character
Granted but now you can't recall what they are
I wish that I could go to Florida again
Granted, but you have to stay in a really uncomfortable hotel.
I wish for a piece of toast.
Granted, but it's made of rubber.
I wish for blue cheese.
granted but it's pink
i wish for a book to read
Granted, but the book is locked and has a difficult code you need to open it
I wish I could order Eulalia sooner
Granted, but somebody drew all over the words.
I wish I had some rollerskates.
Granted, but one skate is the size for a giant, and the other is the size for a ladybug.
I wiah I could type faster.
granted but no one can tell what you are saying
i wish i could touch type better
if you practice you can
i wish i could do my homework without going on this sitre
Granted, but you can no longer go on this site at all.
I wish for a rubbish bin.
Granted, but someone takes it from you
I wish I could have a laptop for my room
Granted, but you can't use the internet.
I wish I could see a polecat in real life.
Granted, but it'll bite your nose.
I wish for a puppy.
Granted, but it's a robot puppy.
I wish I wasn't so sweaty.
Granted, now your just hot and have no natural way to cool yourself.
I wish I had more patience.
Granted, but now someone you really love has lsot all their patience and takes their anger out on you
I wish I had the song Stop and Stare by OneRepublic
Granted, but it's played backwards.
I wish I could fly like Peter Pan.
Granted but you fall out of the sky on a really high altitude
I wish I could host a redwall party with all of you guys
Granted, but no-one shows up.
I wish for a new television.
Granted, but it's static.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
Granted, but you have to go to school the day after that.
I wish I could find a game I played yesterday.
Granted, but as soon as you find it and you turn around for just one moment, you lose it again
I wish I could have a set of gel pens
Granted, but none of them work.
I wish for an ice-cream.
granted but it meltses
i wish for a fish-like computer
Granted, but it fixes itself as soon as you receive it.
I wish for a bowl of cereal.
Granted but it turns into maggots :P
I wish Cancer didn't exist! :-\
Granted, but every other disease in the world increases in severity by two.
I wish it wasn't raining.
Granted but as soon as you walk out a cloud(not a rain cloud) follows you head.
I wish I could have wrote a letter to brian jaques.
Granted, but you couldn't think of anything to say.
I wish I had more skirts.
Granted, but none of them fit.
I wish a really comfortable pillow.
Granted but now your bed's not comfy
I wish I could sketch a fantasy scene better
Granted, but now you can't sketch anything else.
I wish I had a lollipop.
granted it's the kind with a bug in the middle ;D
I wish I had a sister.
Quote from: winifred on May 05, 2012, 09:58:28 PM
granted it's the kind with a bug in the middle ;D
I wish I had a sister.
Granted, but she's a brat.
I have granted your non-exsistant wish. You win a million dollars. (Since there was no wish...I couldn't corrupt anything :P)
I wish I was the only child.
...in the world
i wish for a wish (for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish)
Granted, but I don't get it, so I can't grant it. ;)
Winifred, do some lollipops really have bugs in the middle? :o
Anyway, I wish for a piece of fruitcake.
Granted but the fruit is rotten
I wish I could connect with some of my former friends
Granted, but they don't want to talk to you.
I wish for a newspaper.
Granted, but it's filled with pointless news
I wish for raspberry cordial
granted, but your a horrible person.
i wish that i wish for a wish rather than wishing that i wish for a wish
granted but nothing happens
I wish i could get this cd
Granted, but you leave it in a public place and when you go back to get it, it's gone
I wish to hang out with the Marlfoxes
granted, they backstab you
i wish my wish will be granted
Granted, but it's not! Mwa ha ha ;D
I wish for more chocolate
granted, but the corruption of your wish doesn't have anything to do with your wish
i wish people would grant my wish and corrupt it rather than just not granting it.
Granted, but you don't get any of the things you wish for.
I wish for a piece of ham.
Granted, but it's burnt.
I wish for a vacation.
Granted. But there's a big storm and your vacation is cancelled
I wish I could fly ;D
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on May 06, 2012, 02:12:22 AM
Granted, but I don't get it, so I can't grant it. ;)
Winifred, do some lollipops really have bugs in the middle? :o
Anyway, I wish for a piece of fruitcake.
YEP! I know disgusting! Where I live you can get them at world market (I think :P ??? ) Or at the beach.
Granted, but you can't ever get down ;)
I wish that my wish would be corrupted. 8)
Granted, but... Oh, no! I can't corrupt the wish because that'll be your wish granted, but I can't grant the wish because that goes against the game!
I wish for a milkshake.
Granted, but it's a zucchini milkshake. :P
I wish for an iceblock.
Granted, but it's a zucchini iceblock. :P
I wish for a good tree to climb.
granted but it's full of bees.
I wish I had a wish.
granted, but it's the wrong wish
i wish that i knew how to make faith plates.
Granted. Now you can make plates that say "Faith" on them.
I wish I had another panda shirt.
Granted, but it's three sizes too small.
I wish I was more like Whaleware.
granted, but it's because whaleware is more like you, not the other way around
i wish for better spelling
Granted, but your grammar is in ruin.
I wish that I had portal 2.
granted, but you missed the sale.
i wish i had a real ASHPD.
You do... It's just a plastic replica.
I wish I had the DLC pack for Supreme Commander 2 (which I'm looking to buy soon! yAY!)
granted but it doesn't work ;D
i wish a had 10 different types of cheese XD
Granted. but their all rotten
I wish I was rich.
NOOOOOOOOOO ;A;
granted but only for a minute
i wish i had a kindle fire
Quote from: Redwaller on May 10, 2012, 09:03:35 PM
Granted. but their all rotten
I wish I was rich.
Granted but it's difficult to use
i wish i had Chips Ahoy cookies
granted, but they're stale and crumbly
i wish i had a pet tiger
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on May 10, 2012, 09:27:02 PM
Granted but it's difficult to use
i wish i had Chips Ahoy cookies
Granted but he runs away
I wish I didn't have to deal with people and that I could deal with animals more
Granted, but your wish is not granted.
I wish for a hat.
Granted but it's full of holes
I wish for a snake
Granted, but it bites you and you DIEEEE. ;)
I wish for a snorkel.
Granted, but it has holes in it so it doesn't work.
I wish for a gold coin.
granted, but it's a fake
I wish for all the good books in the world
Granted, but by good books, I mean boring books about butterflies, rainbows, and no interesting parts, what so ever.
I wish I could go twice as far as to Narinia.
Granted but you get lost and can't come back
I wish for a giant pizza
Granted, but you eat to much and explode!! :P :P
I wish for an awesome song.
Granted but the song is in a deep slow motion voice
I wish I could pet a golden retriever
Granted, but he bites you and you go to the hospital.
I wish to Corrupt a Wish
granted, but the wish is for a corrupted wish, so by corrupting it, you give him/her an uncorrupt wish
i wish for a corrupt wish
Granted, but it turns out that in your wish you died
granted, it doesn't exist.
i wish for a wish
Granted, but it's corrupted.
I wish I had more money.
granted, but it's only a penny
I wish for a big ice cream
Granted, but it's eggplant icecream.
I wish I didn't have to get off right now. :(
Granted, but when you do eventually get off you'll never be able to log on. I know, it is our worst nightmare. ;)
I wish for my knee to heal.
Granted but now you get a sprained arm
i wish I could find a really good saying to put in my signature
Granted, but nobody else understands it.
I wish to travel the world.
Granted, but a bad storm comes and you only make it to two places
I wish I could get a cloak for my plush fox who I named after Skalrag
Granted, but it doesn't fit it.
I wish for a pet budgerigar.
granted, but you get put in a potato and develop a fear of birds
i wish for the turret on the turret redemption line.
Granted, but you have to get it yourself, which means going through the whole storyline of Portal 2.
I wish for less homework.
Granted, but you have to stay in school 3 more hours. ;D
Granted, but you forget your wish now.
I wish I could meet a person that read Redwall.
If you see some one readiing the book then you can meet them when they are done
I wish that my parents would let me buy the songs of redwall cd
granted: they let you buy it but not listen to it
i wish for a penny
if you get a job you can
i wish for a bigger bed
Granted, but it is so big you no longer have room for anything else in your bedroom.
I wish for some golf clubs.
Granted but you have to pay 1000$.
I wish there was more Smileys
granted, they all represent your fears.
i wish for more freedom in the perpetual testing initiative.
Granted but all other freedoms are lost
I wish I could find a really good place to put my apple stickers
Granted, but someone puts them in the trash
I wish all the good characters in Redwall never died.
Granted but now good guys in another book die sooner
I wish I had an instant cleaning eraser
Granted, but it erases everything
I wish it rained
Granted, but it floods.
I wish I could fly. Ant way at all.
But you can't walk anymore. ;)
I wish I wasn't so cold. :(
Granted, it is now boiling hot. And good to have you back, Tiria. :)
I wish for a vacuum cleaner.
Granted, but it sucks you in
I wish to go to the restaurant
Granted, but it's a closed restaurant.
I wish I owned more books.
you can but all the pages are ripped out of it
i wish i was hingry
Granted but now you aren't thirsty
I wish I could have a Redwall animal's phone number
Granted, but you lose your phone, thus, the number
I wish I had a snake
Granted but he eats your Redwall collection
I wish everything goes great tomorrow
Granted, but the day after is a disaster.
I wish to be a moderator
Granted but only for two days
I wish I could think of great things to say on my thank you cards
Granted,
but
they
never
read
it.
I
wish
for
NOTHING
...good.
i wish i could think of what to do.
Granted but when you go to do it you forget it again.
I wish that the nexted person's wish will be Granted.
We'll see then.
I wish for a puppy.
Granted, but he bites your finger off and your father puts him in a pound
I wish there was more active people on this Forum
Granted, but none of them have any idea about Redwall.
I wish for a new pair of socks.
Granted, but they're full of holes
I wish for a new keyboard
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish I had a stamp set
Granted, but it stamps stupid things.
I wish Redwall was as popular as Star Wars. ;D
granted, but that is because star wars popularity dropped, not redwall's being raised.
i wish i could think of a wish.
Granted, but it's a horrible wish.
I wish for more story ideas.
granted but you can't think up any names you like
i wish for this wish to come true
Granted, but it doesn't really come true. ;D
I wish for a lolly bracelet.
granted but it's made out of chocolate
You didn't wish for anything, but since this is Corrupt-A-Wish, I corrupted it so that you wished for a gnat. ;D
I wish that this wish will be corrupted.
sure but i will uncorrupt it right after.
I wish to have lots of awesome super powers.
Granted but they only last for a few hours
I wish I could see Ice Age 4 before it comes out in the movie thetere (spelling?)
theatre.
Granted, but it's so low quality that you don't see a thing
I wish for a new board.
granted, you are now board and don't know what to do.
wish: i could have posted before you (next person) replies.
granted: awsome wishes do come true!!
wish: i could be a fish
Granted, but the other fish hate you.
I wish I didn't have homework.
sure but you will have longer school hours and harder work
I wish to be a shapeshifter
Granted, you can now turn in to an earthworm.
I wish for Portal 3.
sure but the quality and sound/sound effects are terrible
I wish i was a better at climbing
Granted, but now you're bad at something else.
I wish I could get this New comic book I found
Granted but they cancel the series after that issue.
I wish I could have a kitten.
Granted, but it doesn't like your partner.
I wish I could have a ferret.
Granted, but you get the World's Most Evil Ferret, distantly related to Swartt Sixclaw, and he destroys your house.
I wish that Ray would stop snoring.
Granted. Now you start snoring.
I wish my hands weren't stiff.
Granted, but now you're legs are stiff.
I wish I could make where I'm going less hot (temperature wise)
Granted, but there's a terrible smell.
I wish I didn't have to get off.
Sure but the computer/laptop is REALLY REALLY slow.
I wish i was homeschooled.
Granted, but your legs fall off. I don't know why.
I wish for an apple.
granted, but it's full of worms
I wish that it wouldn't rain
sure but you get snowed in and your supplies run out.
I wish i had a ton of cool powers
Granted, but you lose a ton of your stuff in your bedroom
I wish I could be even better at drawing
Granted, but you have to come to Maryland so I can teach you.
I wish I could have another pet dog.
sure but it runs away
I wish i could live the life of an otter for a month
Granted, but after the month, you live the life of a pig for ever
You didnt wish for anything (thanks for picking a pig *sarcasm*)
I wish they made a redwall holiday place
Granted, but now they don't have Cavern Hole
I wish I could go to London some day
Granted, but its during ww2?
I wish i was alone
Granted but only for 10 minutes
I wish i could make stuff go in slow motion
Quote from: Skipper on June 09, 2012, 12:56:30 PM
(thanks for picking a pig *sarcasm*)
Your welcome
Granted, but when you do, you can't bring it back to normal speed
I wish to play World of Warcraft
Granted, but your computer crashes as you play it.
I wish for a pet penguin.
Sure but you have to live in the penguin enclosure in the zoo cause thats where the penguin lives.
I wish I had all the money in the world
Granted, but you lose all of your food
I wish I could go to ihop again
Granted, but it's out of buisness.
I wish I had a cat that could speak.
granted, it only says rude and insulting things.
i wish for a granted wish
Sorry, but that wish isn't granted.
I wish that I could have lasagna.
you can but its full of poison
i wish i could eat pizza
Granted but it has a large piece of cardboard in it
I wish I could get my dog a new shampoo soon
Granted. It's yours.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted, but you then fall and break your arm.
I wish that I was famous. ;D
Granted, but you are famous for falling off of a stage and breaking your nose.
I wish that I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but your worst enemy can also breathe underwater.
I wish that I could read music better.
Granted, but now you can't play an instrument.
I wish that I had a pet bird.
Granted, but it's a talking bird who never shuts up
I wish I could get quality cleaner for my ipad
Granted, but you have to exchange your iPad for it.
I wish I had some earphones.
Granted, but they only work in one ear.
I wish for a giant squid.
Granted, but it doesn't know how to hug well.
I wish that I could sing beautifully.
Granted, but now you don't look as beautiful
I wish I could meet Adele
Granted, but you are asleep, so you don't have any pants on.
I wish that I could eat junk food and not get fat.
Granted, but it tastes like cardboard
I wish I could get watercolor canvases for my watercolor drawings
Granted, but they're soaked.
I wish that I had a pet dragon.
Granted, but it breathes fire on you and kills you.
I wish I had the money to travel.
Granted, but it got burnt up by my dragon.
I wish that Eustace Scrubb was nice.
Granted but then he got shot! lol!
I wish for car.
Granted, but you have to fix it up... it kinda ran into a building.
I wish that I were a hero member.
Granted but then the mods banned you from the site!
I wish I lived at REdwall
Granted but then those nice young men in their clean white coats came and took you away hahaaaaaaa!
I wish that I had nice hair.
Granted, but you will lose all of it tomorrow.
I wish that I had a sports car.
Granted, but it won't start
I wish I had Saved by the bell on DVD
Granted, but you go deaf before you can watch it, and the subtitles won't work...
I wish I had enough money to buy an iPod.
granted, but the Ipod is broken beyond repairs
You forgot to add a wish.
i didn't have a wish! You forgot to post a wish
I wish i would have the internet the day i moved.
Granted, but it only works in certain areas
I wish I could never run out of animal cookies
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on June 15, 2012, 02:07:59 AM
Granted, but it only works in certain areas
What? I mean i'm moving, changing house!
granted, but you can't have the internet anymore.
No, I meant that when you moved, the internet would only work in certain places in your house.
Ho! Sorry! ignore the post above
What's your wish?
I wish that I can get a miniature Grey hound
Granted, but its so miniature that you can't even see it
I wish for infinite wishes
Granted, but they only stay that way for a few minutes
I wish I could have a great vacation and plenty more great vacations after that
Granted, but the wishgiver misinterpreted "plenty more" as "zero"
I wish I can corrupt wishes
Granted, but only for two members.
I wish I could get more watercolor paints at a cheap price
Granted but you accidentally get watermelon paint instead of watercolor paint
I wish I could see the future
Granted, but it's only one second into the future.
I wish that I could get the horse I ride to go into a canter.
Granted, but unfortunately I don't even know what a canter is so it's been replaced by "the wasteland"
I wish I can make any food appear when I want
Wish granted, but it's in very small portions. (By the way, a canter is a gait, aka a speed, faster than a trot, which is faster than a walk.)
I wish that I had a sword named Kindness, so I could destroy stuff with Kindness!
Granted, but you kill your computer.
I wish I didn't feel sick.
Granted. Now you feel really sick.
I wish I had an idea for an RP
granted!(that's a hard one, for i LOVE RPing myself) hummm.... but you lose your best friend.
I wish i could have all the juice in the world.
Granted, but now you never are more than a few yards from the restroom.
I wish that I could hear and smell really well.
Granted, but when it's Saturday you can't
I wish it was legal to have a pet otter
Granted, but it ruined everything in your house.
I wish that I had a pet red-tailed hawk.
Granted, but it's against the law to have a redtailed hawk.
I wish my back didn't hurt.
Granted, but now you get a headache
I wish that I had a cake pop maker
Granted, but all the cake pops it makes pops
I wish all of my wishes were granted
Granted, but your brain can't comprehend all of them and it explodes.
I wish I had more internet time.
Granted. Now you get to stay on the internet forever.
I wish I was better at math
granted but now you're bad at art
I wish I could ride my bike better
Granted, but because you are so good with the bike, you have no need for a computer.
I wish that I could listen to music at any time, any place, and any song.
Granted, but other people can hear it too, and you get in trouble.
I wish it wasn't raining.
granted, but now it snows
I wish Redwall would have a 4th t.v season
Granted, but it's so bad that it get's closed down
I wish it was less hot here
Granted, it is now freezing cold.
I wish I could sing well.
Granted, but you sing so much that you lose your voice.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can only fly over your neighborhood
I wish that I had some Redwall audio books
granted, but there broken
I wish, um, well...I dont know what to wish for. you'll have to inprovise!
Ok...since you wished for nothing, that's all you have now
I wish my wish will be corupted
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on June 16, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Granted, but you can only fly over your neighborhood
I wish that I had some Redwall audio books
That would still be very cool, even if it is only over my neighborhood,
I wish I had some more paper.
(hey you're smart, you didn't corrupt my wish)
You get so much paper that it floods your whole house and it explodes
I wish I could stop time
Granted, but you can't stop time on the weekend
I wish I had a bowl of hotroot soup right now
Granted, But it is to HOT to eat.
I wish more people would reply to my drawings
Yeah, but they reply bad things
I wish I could drive already, and be good at it
Granted, But than your car stops working.
I wish for my own computer, not.
Well, too bad, you got a computer.
I wish that it would rain constantly (I love rain).
Granted, but it freezes when it hits the ground.
I wish for a new toy for my dog.
Um I don't have my own computer.
Granted, but your dog rips the toy to shreds and leaves pieces of it all around the house.
I wish that I could have whatever I want whenever I want it.
Granted, but whatever you want is evil.
I wish I didn't have to practice my trumpet.
Ok, now you have to practice playing an instrument you don't know how to play
I wish I had muscles
Granted, but your still not strong.
I wish I could live in England.
Ok, you live in a horribly polluted place with thugs and diseases aplenty.
I wish my wish will be corrupted
Granted, but. . .wait what? That doesn't make sense. You have to say a wish and then wish for it to be corrupted.
I wish this lady wasn't so confusing. ;)
granted, but then you get confusing
bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces of gun do you wish?
i wish for seven pieces of bubble gum.
Granted, but some otters eat three pieces
I wish that some apps on an iPad are entirely free
Granted, but there are no iPads in the future.
I wish to taste a Redwall dish.
Granted, but it's an illusion
I wish I could go into a Redwall book
Granted, but you arrive in the middle of a savage canniballistic horde.
granted (waiting for my wish to come true)
i wish the post above me would have a wish
QuotePosted by: WarriorOfMossflower Posted on: Today at 06:28:19 AM
Insert Quote
Granted, but you arrive in the middle of a savage canniballistic horde.
aka she doesn't have a wish yet
xD, whoops.
the post above yours will never have a wish.
I wish that Rakkety Tam was a real human, and that I could meet him.
granted. but since he isn't a animal you don't find him as interesting and plus it was only for 60 seconds.
i wish that no one would post after me.
Not granted. lol, you ask some hard wishes!
I wish that these wishes did not have catches (aha!)
granted, because the wishes can't catch
i wish the the wishes had gloves so they could catch
Granted, but wishes have nothing to catch.
I wish that somebeast would chuck a baseball for a wish to catch.
granted, but the wishes have no arms or legs so they can't catch
i wish the wishes had arms and legs so they could catch
bahahahaha
lol, somethin' 'bout wishes and catchin'!
Granted, but both legs are deformed so the wish can't run.
I wish that somebeast would find out how to repair a wish's legs.
granted, but the beast doesn't want to (now thats a cruel beast)
i wish the beast would have a change of heart
i kinda wonder what a wish looks like while trying to catch something lol
Griffen, you just made me crack up with that vision. *takes a deep breath*
Granted, but that beast does not know how to stop singing '99 bottles of...'
I wish that beast would shut up and get to work on our wish's legs!
granted, but the beast breaks the wishes arms while fixing the legs
i wish that the wish would stay away from people who wish because it keeps getting hurt bahahahaha
Cracking up again.
Granted, but the wish does not have a choice, as it has a paparrazzi (sp?)
I wish the wish would disappear. xD
granted, but then it returns
thinking of a way to have it stay away...
i wish the wish would stay here
Granted, on the condition that the wish leaves every other month.
I wish the wish would get revenge on the one who killed its arms.
granted, but half way threw getting it's revenge remembers that revenge is the Lords.
i wish that the beast would forgive the wish
Granted, but the beast must break the wish's legs to compensate for his own injuries.
I wish that we write a fanfic about the wish. (xD, we could)
granted, but no ones reads it
i wish the sun would come up
(who cares it would still be fun anyways)
Granted, but there is a solar eclipse.
(xD, that would be awesome if we did. "The Trials of A Wish" Wouldn't have to meet Redwall story standards, just an old nonsense tale.)
well you still didn't wish haha and ok we can start tomorrow im gonna get some rest.
Good idea, I might as well retire to my bed, but not to sleep. *rubs hands eagerly* To write! Maybe in our wish story. Message me tomorrow!
Wish not granted. No one will message you.
I wish that I could speak all languages fluently.
Granted, but someone asks you to give a long speech in all of those languages
I wish that I will have fun at the movies with my cousin this week
Granted, but the movie you see turns out to be terrible.
I wish I could buy more books.
Granted, but now you are broke.
I wish that I had a cat.
Granted, but it's a picture.
I wish I didn't have soccer camp in the rain today.
Granted, now it's hailing.
I wish that I had a pencil that never broke, stayed sharp and had an eraser that never died.
granted, but you couldn't get it out of the package rendering the awesome pencil useless.
i wish i could find a word that rhymed with orange or purple.
Nothing rhymes with orange? False. Nothing and orange do not rhyme. Aka, I just ruined your wish!
I wish that my dog was a puppy again.
Granted but he only stays a puppy for a week
I wish I was 14 again
Granted, but you only stay 14 for a week. Ha! Oh, and you have to do school all of the time.
I wish that I had a stack of paper that couldn't get ruined by liquid or fire.
Granted, but whenever you touch it the paper shatters.
I wish for a wish. (xD)
NEVAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish that I could read people's minds.
Granted, but there are no people to read the minds of...only wishes.
I wish I could stop wishing.
Wish not granted! You will never stop wishing!
I wish that animals were intelligent and could speak.
Granted, but you are now deaf and cannot hear the animals speak.
I wish I would continue to have Redwall dreams. (seriously, I have been ever since I read Rakkety Tam!)
Granted, but the dreams last for only five minutes
I wish that I could have apple cider again
Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish that...um...I didn't have to wish? xD
Granted. Now, you can never wish again.
I wish that I could change into any animal.
Granted, but you change into a worm. xD
Well...can't really wish any more... I wish that I could wish!
Granted. That was your wish. You can never wish again. Go away. Lol, just kidding.
I wish that it would rain all the time, but not flood.
Granted, but rain turns to ice as soon as it touches the ground, making it very slippy underpaw.
I wish that I could take back that I wish never to wish again! (xD)
Umm... wish granted I think? You now have 1 wish. Spend it wisely, young padawan.
I wish that dragons (the mythical ones) were real.
(Ack!)
Granted, but they eat you.
I wish not to use this one wish for the moment! *prays*
Wish not granted. You just used your wish. Tut tut, you should have been wiser.
I wish that WarriorofMossflower could have one more wish. (You better pay me back for that!)
Granted, and you now have unlimited wishes, but you have to use the all today! xD
(I am not wishing. lol)
You wish you couldn't wish? Wish granted.
I wish that I didn't get sick or have allergies.
granted, but you just got hit my a school bus.
school bus!!!
i wish not to eat all of my candy.
Granted! I just ate it.
I wish that I could become a very well known actress.
Granted, but you're well known cause you act bad(sorry)
I wish it would snow now(in the summer)
Wish granted, but you have to go to Antarctica.
I wish that I could get all new video game systems for free, and video games.
Granted, but all the video games are lame and boring
I wish I had food right now that is delicous and that I like
Granted, but each bite makes you gain 10 pounds.
I wish that I could enter books, movies, games, that kinda stuff, and live the stories that they tell.
Granted, but you're now dead in real life.
I wish I had a somersaulting ferret.
Granted, but it broke its neck while somersaulting.
I wish that I could go see Brave, and see the Hobbit before it's out in theatres.
Granted, but you get stuck in the theatre.
I wish that I was Brian Jacques' daughter.
Granted, but... well, I can't really find anything wrong with that. You'd be an orphan I guess. Lol, I don't know!
I wish that I could sing beautifully.
Granted, but now your favourite singer can't sing well.
I wish my back didn't hurt.
Granted, now your stomach hurts.
I wish that there was something good in my house to eat.
Hm, granted. But your house just turned to dust.
I wish I was a kitty.
Granted, but you just got attacked by a dog.
I wish I was a flying, firebreathing dragon.
Oi! Granted, but you're so greedy that you hole-up in a cave deep inside a mountain, and never are seen again!
I wish to have a Unicorn!
What's your wish? Lol
Granted, but it spears you with it's horn.
I wish that I had wings so I could fly.
granted but they don't work ;D
i wish i had a little brother
Granted, but you're required to watch him every second of every day of your life
I wish more people will join my RP
Granted, but they're rarely on.
I wish that the Outcasts was up and running soon (and An Ottermaid's Quest).
Granted, they get up tomorrow and your characters are instantly killed
I wish I had a cappuchino roght now that tases good
Granted, but nothing else tastes good.
I wish I could get more ideas for my fanfic.
Granted, but as soon as you go to put them down, you forget them.
I wish that my clarinet didn't squeak so much.
Granted, but it exlploded.
I wish that my dog was smart.
Granted, but now it doesn't listen to you.
I wish that I was a superhero.
Granted, but no one notices your powers
I wish that I could find a good quality animal series similar to Redwall
Granted, it's called Warriors. ;)
I wish that I had the next book in the Power of Three series.
Granted, but it's in a different language
I wish I could get a book that tells me how to draw fantasy things
Granted, but my dog got a hold of it before I could get it to you. It's now in teensy weensy little pieces.
I wish I was really smart.
Granted, but when it comes to common sense, it's not so common with you.
I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.
granted, but that's because you have no wish, except this granted one which is entirely useless.
i wish for death by chocolate.
Granted. You can never eat chocolate again. If you do, you're dead.
I wish that I could have chocolate.
Granted, but it's bitter in taste
I wish I could do hard jig saw puzzles easier
Granted, but while doing them you tend to lose one piece. Then you can never finish the puzzle.
I wish that I had a pet spice finch named Sage.
granted, but he flys away
I wish they would still continue The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Granted but Zack and Cody both die in the first episode and it becomes "The suite life of the Two Corpses" <<<I actually don't want this to happen though
I wish for a wish
Granted, I took it and threw it away
I wish that I could go into the internet
Granted, but you can't go on this forum.
I wish I didn't have to do maths now.
Granted, you have to do social studies instead.
I wish I had one of those huge lollipops.
Granted, but it's tasteless.
I wish I had a sword.
Granted, but the blade is dull
I wish I could get another good game app for my iPad
Granted, but your iPad goes missing.
I wish for all the Redwall audiobooks.
Granted, but they break.
I wish that I could be an animal acting trainer.
Granted, but the animals get moody a lot and it's hard to train
I wish my picture of my cheetah will turn out good
Granted, but it gets burned.
I wish that my wish would not be corrupted!
Granted.
I wish that I could own the Owl City album All Things Bright and Beautiful.
Granted, but it's in a pitched voice
I wish I could find a really good pizza game
Granted, but I ate the pizza.
I wish that I could have lasagna for dinner.
Granted, but I sent three otters and they ate the lasagna
I wish they would do a sequel to the Aristocats
Granted, but it's awful.
I wish I could watch Puss in Boots.
Granted, but you hear an annoying buzzing sound all through the movie
i wish some role plays were real (like stuff happens physically)
Granted, but you regret that later when you are slain.
I wish Sonic the Hedgehog was real.
Granted, but he only stays real for a split second
I wish they made flying pencils
Granted, but they're always poking people's eyes out.
I wish that those pencils could not poke eyes out.
Granted, but they tear their clothes
I wish that I could meet the cast of Saved by the Bell and tell them that they were great actors back in the day
Granted but right after your meeting a huge bell falls on top of you
I wish I had an iPAD that works
Granted, but to make it work you have to understand the instructions, and they're in a foreign language
I wish I could go to the year 2001
Granted, but you are in the world trade center when it was blown up.
I wish that I could play on the computer longer.
Granted, but now you have much less free tome to play on it.
I wish that I could always win at rock, paper, scissors.
Granted, but now that's the only thing you can win at.
I wish that animals could talk.
Granted, but they can only say swear words.
I wish I had an awesome singing voice.
Granted, but animals don't like it
I wish I could find good photos on filter that aren't so blurry
Granted, but you can't find good photos anywhere else.
I wish I could have more little mandarins.
Granted, but now you get much less of everything else.
I wish that I had a pack of gum.
Granted, but all of your teeth fall out from chewing it too much.
I wish I could get a good summer job.
Granted, but you soon get fired.
I wish that I didn't have so many freckles.
Granted, but now you have twice as many pimples.
I wish I could see a sea otter.
Granted, but it's on tv.
I wish that they would make a 5th Indiana Jones.
Granted, but it's got too many swear words.
I wish I could wake up at night without needing a drink of water.
Granted, but you need a drink of MILK! ;D
I wish I had unlimited books!
Granted, but the words ran away!
I wish I could breathe under water.
Granted, it's because you're a fish.
I wish my fingers weren't so stiff.
Granted, but it's because they all fell off.
I wish I could talk to animals.
Granted, but everyone else thinks you're crazy so they put you in an insane asylum.
I wish that I never got to an uncomfortable temperature.
Granted, but now you're in an uncomfortable position when you're trying to sleep
I wish the book The Lucky One will have a good ending
Granted, now it has a really bad story line.
I wish that tonight would come faster.
Granted, but it comes so fast that you faint.
I wish my yoyo wasn't broken.
Granted, but now you can't remember how to use it.
I wish that I could be in the chocolate garden room in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Granted, but the chocolate has salt in it
I wish that my future animal fan fics will turn out good
Granted, but no one knows about them.
I wish I didn't have to clean.
granted, but now you have longer hours at work
I wish that I could pet an otter
Granted, but it rushes away quickly and splashes you in its haste.
I wish I could sing, and well at that.
Granted, but now you can't dance well
I wish I had a smoothie maker or a soda maker
Granted, but the cord's too short to put it any place convenient.
I wish there was an easier way to get rid of dust.
Granted, you ate it.
I wish that I could sing, dance and play instruments well.
Granted, you can now play the kazoo, the accordian, and the air guitar better than anyone, you know the polka and the funky chicken, and can do a perfect imitation of Justin Beiber.
I wish I had a comfy pillow.
Granted, but it's a whoopee cushion.
I wish I didn't have to get off now.
Granted, but you suddenly become very bored.
I wish that it would rain.
Granted, now your area is flooding.
I wish that I could listen to Owl City all day long.
Granted, but their is a weird background noise that won't stop
I wish more people would understand how cool animals are
Granted, but also see how useful they are in experimentation...Which I think is wrong unless the stuff is pertinent toward animals.
I wish politics wasn't so...Political.
Granted, but now they force you to watch them for thirty minutes
I wish I had some green tea ice cream
Granted, but it's so hot outside that it melts before you can enjoy it.
I wish I wasn't so gosh darn good looking. :P
Lol, granted but now people won't leave you alone because they think you have cool clothes
I wish I could find a cool drawing app for my iPad (I like to use the word cool a lot :P)
Nice. Granted, but you've suddenly come down with a serious case of drawer's block...If it wasn't a thing, it is now.
I wish I had a teleporter to save on gas.
Granted, but it accidentally gets thrown in a lake
I wish my orthodontist appointments weren't so nerve wracking
Granted, but now you don't have any nerves.
I wish that I could figure out how to post pictures onto here.
Granted, but when you post them, they get deleted by a glitch.
I wish that I could get Madagascar 3 on DVD, and for free
Granted, but there's no DVD in the case.
I wish that I could watch the Brave for a second time, The Avengers, The Amazing Spider-Man, and MIB3.
Granted, but someone annoying talks throughout the entire movies
I wish I could have some fudge
Granted, but then you realize that you're allergic to it.
I wish that I owned Iron Man 1 + 2.
Granted, but they get thrown away
I wish that I could hold talking conversations with animals
Granted, but you have no clue what they are saying. You are just talking to them.
I wish that my team had won the scavenger hunt I went to last night.
Granted, but they won't let you choose a prize
I wish that I could have a prize wheel
Granted, but there's no prizes on it.
I wish that I didn't forget stuff as easily.
Granted, but you soon hear the most annoying song in the world and you can't get it out of your head.
I wish I was never born. Kidding, but I just want to see what someone says. :)
Granted, but now you are born.
I wish that Redwaller posted on The Outcasts.
Granted, but he posts the wrong thing.
I wish that I could solve a Rubik's cube without cheating.
granted, but the solving process is long, and you get bored
I wish that some virtual things were real
Granted, but now you're stuck in *dramatic pause* The Twilight Zone. *Cue theme song*
I wish that there wasn't pollution and the world was more natural.
Granted, but now there's nothing natural about the Redwall forum
I wish that this game I'm going to download will be worth it
Granted, but now you can never get off of it, and you are stuck in *dramatic pause* The Twilight Zone. *Cue theme song*
I wish that animals were much larger than they actually are. Except for insects... and spiders.
granted, but they destroy your important papers
I wish that some celebs would have more good qualities
Granted, but now the majority of celebrities have bad qualities.
I wish that I could get the Twilight Zone theme song out of my head.
Granted, but now you have the Gilligan's Island theme song stuck in your head. ;D
I wish that computers could make really cool emoticons like a sarcastic faced one.
Granted, but the expression fades after a while
I wish that they would re release The Jungle Book (animated version) in theaters
Granted, but you can't watch it.
I wish I could have some cheese straws now.
Granted, but they taste like nothing
I wish that the rest of my summer will be good
Granted, but autumn will be horrible.
I wish my head didn't hurt.
Granted, but your toes do.
I wish that I could fly.
granted, but you can't fly on Saturdays
I wish I could get to my packed box in storage easier
Granted, but you can't get it out again.
I wish I could ride a horse.
granted, but you can't figure out how to ride a horse in the afternoon
I wish I could draw otters easier
Granted, but you can't draw ducks too well.
I wish I knew more about cars.
Granted, but you were shot because you knew too much.
I wish that it was winter.
Granted, but it isn't snowing and it's not Christmas time.
I wish that people would send me lots of personal messages.
Granted, but they are all meant for someone else.
I wish that I was not so cold.
Granted, but now you're overly warm
I wish I'll have fun on my vacation
Granted, but now you won't have fun any were else.
I wish people would join and write in my RP.
Granted, but they fight over who gets the best character
I wish pop tarts were healthy
Granted, but toasters and toaster ovens are suddenly found to cause cancer.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Granted, but it's a yucky thing.
I wish that I could have a ferret.
Granted but it eats everything you own
I wish I was better at Angry Birds
Granted, but you now are very bad at Scrabble.
I wish that I could jump really high.
Granted, but you hurt yourself while jumping from your favorite place
I wish I could go to any place in the world physically with just a snap of my fingers
Granted, but it still costs as much as a plane ticket.
I wish that I could read minds.
Granted, but you regret it later when you find out they're thinking bad things about you
I wish there would be less spiders where I'm going for vacation.
granted, but then you find out that your previous location has googleplex, so the lessening of the spider made it google.
I wish that someone would wish for a ferret again.
Granted, but it's a stuffed one.
I wish I had a ferret.
Granted. But it has a weapon and you can't touch it.
I wish the Mr. Roboto song would get out of my head.
Granted, but Boyfriend by Beiber is its replacement.
I wish that there were more hours in the day.
Granted, but you can't do your favorite things in that whole time period
I wish I could meet author Nicholas Sparks
Granted, but it's not THE Nicholas Sparks.
I wish that I could move faster.
Granted, but each time you try to run you end up on the other side of the world
I wish this computer wasn't so slow
Granted, but the internet's still slow.
I wish that I could sleep for another hour or two.
Granted, but when you wake up you realize that you are late for something really important.
I wish that I could watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon again.
Granted, but the sound is off, and your remote is broken
I wish that the smiley icons would stop blinking on my iPad
Granted, but now they are flashing like a strobe light.
I wish that I could have lasagna right now.
Granted, but it's rock hard
I wish I could go to the Celestial Seasonimgs and Ikea store in the same day
Granted, but you get lost in Ikea and are stuck there forever.
I wish that more people would join the Modern Redwall RP.
Granted, but they don't have anything to contribute to the story.
I wish that I could spar with a certain person again.
Granted, but that certain person beats you to a pulp.
I wish that I could just read all day today.
Granted, but you can never do ANYTHING else.
I wish that I could pet a squirrel!
granted, through the mail, and by the time you get it, it is half starved, and before you can feed it, you get arrested for animal cruelty.
I wish for something to do.
Granted, you are doing nothing!
I wish that I didn't have to do anything today.
Granted, but you can't go on this forum.
I wish I had a soft armchair.
granted, but it's an ugly color
I wish I could pet a fox
Granted, but it bit you and it's rabid!
I wish I could swim with a whale shark.
granted, but the shark attacks you
I wish this web comic Mynarksi Forest would get its strips in a real book
Granted, but they also fall apart in strips.
I wish that could come up with a good idea for an RP.
Granted, but it's for Rhubarb Pie, not Role Playing.
I wish that I could eat all the chocolate I want without gaining weight.
Granted, but now you're losing weight. Fast. Really fast. Like, you're dropping 10 pounds per minute. You can't stop it. You're gonna die. Bye bye!
I wish that I could play on this all day.
Granted, but your mom yells to get off in the last hour
I wish that I could get a really good recipe and make it
Granted. But no one is around to taste it, so it becomes stale and moldy.
I wish I was able to play the guitar.
Granted, but you have no guitar.
I wish that my bass guitar were black or blue, not red.
Granted, but the strings are still red
I wish that the confirmation email to the Narnia fan club will be sent to me
Granted, but it gives your computer a virus.
I wish that I could name a season.
Granted, but it turns out to be the most hated season of all time.
I wish that I could run really fast.
Granted, but you can't walk.
I wish I knew HTML.
Granted, but I've got no idea what that is. So, no one else does too.
I wish that I could have waffles for breakfast, not Apple Jacks.
Granted, but the waffles have a strange taste
I wish that I could get the soundtracks to the Narnia films
Granted, but they're on 8 track tapes, and they're also all warbley and messed up.
I wish that my fence were fixed.
granted, but it only remains fixed for a week
I wish that my orthodontist appointment will go well tomorrow
Granted, but then he/she decides that you need braces, and he/she puts them on way too tight.
I wish that memorizing my lines for the VBS skit was easier.
granted, but when you do the skit, you forget them at the last moment
I wish that I can visit with my cousins again
Granted, but they don't talk to you at all.
I wish that my iced tea wasn't so bitter.
Granted, but now everything else tastes bitter
I wish my mom would let me eat Ramen
Granted, but it's one noodle.
I wish that I didn't have to get off.
Granted, but when you want to get off, you can't.
I wish I could do backflips.
Granted, but now you have to walk backwards
I wish I was better at Cosmic Crush
Granted, but you get stuck on the 4th level
I wish I could get The Sable Quean (the book, not the character :P)
Granted, but you also get Zwilt the Shade. He chops you up.
I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.
Granted, now you have a sore throat
I wish I could get my pictures made into one big photo book (for a cheap price)
Granted, but the book is too heavy for you to lift.
I wish I had a piece of bread.
Granted, but it explodes in your hand
I wish i could fall asleep faster
Granted, but you wake up slower.
I wish that I had a lifetime supply of gasoline.
Granted, but it blows up in your face after killing all of your brain cells.
I wish that I had a pack of gum that never ran out of gum.
Granted, but it's zucchini flavoured gum.
I wish I had X-ray vision.
Granted, but all it can see through are X-ray machines.
I wish that there were 120 minutes in an hour.
granted, but the weather is bad throughout all of those hours
I wish this 4th of July will be fun
Granted, but the next day is boring, and so is the next...
I wish I could play 'The Foxhunter'.
Granted, but it is only a demo.
I wish that I could write a difficult email.
Lol, The Foxhunter's a song, not a game!
Anyway, granted, but it's a difficult email about something you don't care about.
I wish more people knew about Celtic Woman.
granted, but they only remember a few details about it
I wish that I could get Internet connection on my iPad on the road.
Granted, but you can only check your email.
I wish I had an iPod.
Granted but its already broken
I wish I did NOT have super strength
(hint:corrupt by saying opposite ;))
Granted, but you only have super strength for a hour.
I wish you lot would leave me alone.
Granted but a new lot won't leave you alone
I wish I was smarter
Certainly, now for the brain transplant, doctor, you can't find your tools? Oh well, we can use scissors.
I wish to eat Kringla.
Sure but you have to wait 200 years first
I wish I could have a chocolate chip monkey o_O
granted, but it cost as much money as a a house
I wish that this vacation will be fun
Granted but it will only be fun for your annoying sibblings
I wish I had met Brian jacques
Granted, but he ignores you
I wish this third season of Saved by the Bell will have good episodes
Granted but you can't watch it
I wish I had an incorruptible wish
Granted, but the wish itself is inherently flawed.
I wish that I had million dollars...Legitimately.
Granted but when you get the $ a good lawyer sues you and takes it all
I wish I could have Martin's sword
Granted, but it's a prop.
I wish that I had super hearing.
Granted but everything is so loud to you, that you go deaf
I wish I had a pet squirrel
granted, but he eats all of your snacks in the fridge
I wish I could buy a cool book or a DVD on my trip
Granted, but it's blank. Getting nothing for something is the new thing...Where are you going?
I wish that I had binoculars.
(To Missouri)
Granted, but they have blurry lenses
I wish that I will be comfortable in my condo bedroom tonight
Granted, but you oversleep in the morning and miss something important.
I wish that you would have fun. Mwahaha...
Granted, but you can't know what I want to do on the first day :P
I wish that I could meet someone (anyone) from the Narnia movies cast
Granted, you get to meet the guy wearing the cow head that falls in the bloopers.
I wish that it would rain.
Granted, but it rains for only five seconds.
I wish I could see another rainbow
Granted, but you can't find the pot of gold.
I wish that I could roll around in the grass.
Granted, but you're a horse. (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
I wish I had some strawberry milk.
Granted, but now that's the only thing you can drink for the rest of your life
I wish my fanfiction was better
Granted, but your next fanfiction will be horrible.
I wish I could type really, really fast.
Granted, but now everyone else types really, really slow
I wish I could call my friends in America without making a huge bill
Granted, but now you have no money.
I wish more girls would post in Girls vs. Guys.
Granted but guys still win
I wish guys won girls vs guys
Granted, but then as soon as the last guy went to post, the internet crashed.
I wish that I could play the new Zelda game.
Granted, but the screen crashes
I wish that I'll stay cool (temperature wise) on my vacation
Granted. Now on your vacation, it's -20 degrees. Oops! Sorry.
I wish that I had night vision.
Granted, but you don't have good night vision outside
I wish that The Chronicles of Narnia would get it's own t.v series
I can't really corrupt that because I want that too! Granted, but they soon run out of ideas for the shows and it only lasts a season.
I wish that I would regain hearing in my left ear.
Granted, but now you lose your walking ability in one leg
I wish that the animals in the Arthur t.v show would look more like animals and actually have paws and tails (which they lack)
Granted, but now the humans look like animals too.
I wish that next season on NCIS, Ducky will live.
Granted but only for 20 min.
I wish I was good at words with friends :-[
Granted, but you still suck at Scrabble.
I wish that it wasn't so creepy at night at the house I'm staying at...
Granted, but now it's creepy in the daytime.
I wish I could draw really well.
Granted, but you lose all your art supplies
I wish I was better at speaking/writing/reading korean while still being good at english
granted but korean and english become dead languages
i wish i could grow wings and fly
Granted, but they break in mid-air and you plummet to your death.
I wish that Redwall was a real place.
Granted but it is destroyed in a massive inferno of flames
Ok, I'll just put a wish:
I wish I would actually remember my dreams
Granted, but you forget stuff that really happened.
I wish that I owned Enya music.
Granted but you go deaf
I wish I had world domination ;)
Granted, but you're a cat:
(http://oi46.tinypic.com/15e78mb.jpg)
I wish for one of those huge lollipops.
Granted but its so massive you are crushed
I wish I was eating breakfast right now
Granted, but it's Malt-o-Meal.
I wish that I didn't have to leave right now.
granted but you have to leave in 2 min.
i wish i had a bowl of vanilla ice cream :)
Granted, but you get a brain freeze.
I wish that they would make a fourth season for Kyle XY.
Granted, but everyone died.
I wish that I owned Enya music.
Granted but you end up hating it
I wish I owned all the redwall books
Granted, but you end up losing, breaking and just hating the books. ;D
I wish that I owned all of the Zelda games.
Granted, but they stop making any more and you get bored with them.
I wish/hope my computer doesn't overheat.
Granted, for now... MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I wish that someone would corrupt my wish.
Granted...? But I am so confused that I cannot corrupt it, therefore it is corrupted...?
I wish that I could jump into a pool of water without getting soaked but still be able to feel refreshed.
Granted, but it's because you're wearing some sort of dorky suit.
I wish that I could watch NCIS all day long.
Granted, but it's because you're wearing some sort of dorky suit. :P
I wish that I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Granted, but they make their appearance by falling on your head and breaking your bones
I wish I could go to America soon
Granted, but you get stuck in the airport and you aren't able to leave for days.
I wish that I could write something to post here.
Granted, but it gets deleted a second after it's posted
I wish my friends would pick up the phone more often
Granted, but it's not to call you!
I wish that I could play longer on the computer with my friend and still have time to play with my sister.
Granted but only 1 min longer
I wish I had a big screen tv in my room
Granted, but you no longer have room for your bed.
I wish that there were more jobs available.
Granted but you don't get any
I wish I could jump out a window and live and be completely uninjured
granted, but you can only jump from windows 1 inche high.
I'll just put a wish...I wish my fanfiction wasn't so bad
Granted, it gets worse.
I wish that I had a vacuum that could get into every nook and cranny of my house without finagling.
Granted, but right after you use the vacuum, the house gets dirty five second later
I wish I had an icee(ok, that's lame)
...That's about how it happens...lol
Granted, but it's black licorice flavored.
I wish that I had perfect vision.
Granted, but you're deaf.
I wish I could play violin really well.
Granted but you don't have a violin
I wish I could go to Disney world again sometime next year
Granted, but you only have half the amount of fun you had last time.
I wish I could go to a Celtic Woman concert.
Granted, but you have to sit way in the back and it rains and you can't hear anything.
I wish I could dye my hair rainbow colors.
Granted but the police think you're a thug and arrest you
I wish I had a pet otter
Granted, but it talks, and it's a very bossy otter. ;D
I wish I could make cool violin videos like this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGCsyshUU-A).
Hey! I know that girl! She's Lindsey stirling or something. She was on America's got talent and I have seen some of her videos
Anyway granted, but no one watches them
I wish I was a snowman
Granted, but you melt.
No wish to corrupt?
If someone forgets to post a wish, just post one yourself. It's easier.
Anyway, I wish I could buy the sheet music for The Butterfly right now.
Ok sorry :-\
Granted but it costs you all your $
I wish for a way to get out of washing dishes!
Granted, but you always have to vacuum.
I wish I could have violin lessons more often.
Granted, but your fingers start to cramp from overexertion.
I wish I had killer good looks. ;)
Granted, but you actually kill people...
I wish I could sing really well.
Granted, but you can only sing Bieber songs.
I wish that I could turn invisible.
Granted, but you can't turn visible again.
I wish I could have an icecream.
Granted, but you ultimately feel unfulfilled because you wind up wanting another.
I wish I could have an ice cream as well...A cookies and cream one...
Granted, but you throw it up.
I wish I had a cat that does funny expressions.
Granted, but it's never serious...What?
I wish that I had the nerve to tell this one girl that I like her. :-[
Granted, but she dies of heart failure straight after you tell her.
I wish I could have some whipped cream.
Harsh...Granted, but you die of heart failure straight after you eat it. XP
I wish that my car didn't use gas.
Granted. It uses champagne instead. ;D ;D ;D ;D
I wish I had some more milk.
Granted, but you suddenly become lactose intolerant.
I wish that I could act.
Granted, but you can't sing.
I wish I could play flute.
Granted, but you're really out of tune
I wish I knew the whole plot for "the summer solstice"
Granted, but you don't know any other plot.
I wish there was no bad stuff on the internet.
Granted, but the nice stuff is dull.
I wish that there was no more crime.
Granted, but the criminals are still in jail.
I wish I had a piece of cake.
Granted, but it's stale.
I wish that I could decide what to eat for dinner.
Granted, but you can't have it.
I wish I could jump really high.
Granted, but you can't survive the fall.
I wish/hope it's not too hot to sleep tonight.
Granted, but you freeze in your sleep
I wish I could go back in time and fix the mistakes I made
Quote from: TaggHero on July 09, 2012, 03:57:31 AM
Granted, but it's never serious...What?
I wish that I had the nerve to tell this one girl that I like her. :-[
For the record I wouldnt have had the heart-of-stone it takes to corrupt that one
Anyway, granted but you end up making more mistakes than you fix
I wish taggs wish hadnt been corrupted :)
More mistakes then I already made? That would be VERY hard, cause I literally make mistakes every day on the forums. Dumb me :P
Granted, but now everyone else's wishes become very badly corrupted
I wish my friends weren't so nice, cause i feel mean next to them
granted, but they are so mean and rude, they wham on you, then you would be nice next to them ;D
I wish I had a better camera.
Granted, but you drop it in the water.
I wish I could pet a bear.
Granted but it's a polar bear and it bites your head off.
I wish I didn't have to make another wish
Oi....
Granted, but then you're never happy again.
I wish I could know how cats think and see.
Granted, but you're not that impressed.
I wish that it was 70 degrees out.
Also, thanks Felldoh. lol
Granted, but oh! Now it's 69, now 68, 67, 66...
I wish that I didn't have to help at VBS anymore this week. My head hurts.
Granted, but no one can fill your position so VBS is short staffed.
I wish that the new Red Versus Blue episode would come out early.
Granted, but it gets cut into by some speech.
I wish that I didn't have any aches or pains.
Granted, but you now have restless leg syndrome.
I wish that the pizza I just cooked would cool off quickly.
Lol, I already have restless leg syndrome! And granted, but now it's frozen again.
I wish that the person below me wouldn't say touche.
Touche...
I wish that I knew what the dogs that I am house sitting are barking at.
Granted, but now you're barking at it too.
I wish that my dog wasn't so annoying.
Granted, but now it's too mellow.
I wish I could go workout.
Granted, but you haven't worked out in a while and you're out of shape, so people start laughing at you.
I wish that I wasn't so tired.
Granted, but now you wont go to sleep.
I wish it was day time.
Granted. The sun will never go away, and when it's night time, it'll still be bright outside.
I wish that someone would reply to my wish.
Granted, but it's not what you expect.
I wish it wasn't so humid.
Granted, but now you're thirsty.
I wish I could listen to Skidoo by Mairead Nesbitt all day long.
Granted, but the music is poor quality.
I wish/hope that there aren't any thunderstorms tonight.
Granted, but you still can't sleep
I wish I'll get some more clay so I can do something.
Granted, but it's hard and can't be molded.
I wish that I knew when the people I was house sitting for were coming back.
Granted. They're coming back in 20 years. Poor you.
I wish that my foot wasn't asleep.
Granted, but now your whole leg is asleep.
I wish I had bacon for dinner.
Granted, but it's only one piece and that's all you get!
I wish that my dog didn't have to lose weight.
Granted, but now it needs to gain weight.
I wish that there was an AC unit where I'm at.
Granted, but now it's -2 degrees. Brrr!
I wish that I could watch Transformers Dark of the Moon again.
Granted, but it's nowhere near as good as you remember it.
I wish that I could think of what I want to eat.
Granted, but you want to eat stuff that is really disgusting.
I wish that I could watch the new America's Got Talent right now.
Granted, but the people on it don't have any talent.
I wish that I was a better swimmer.
Granted, but you don't have any teeth. ;D
I wish my sister liked Celtic Woman.
Granted, but she turns out to be a better fan than you and they decide to take her on a cruise with them instead of you.
I wish that I didn't have to watch some business webinars.
Granted, but you extremely bored, so you chose to watch them.
I wish it was night.
Granted, but it's nearly daytime.
I wish I could remember all my favourite fiddle tunes.
Granted, but you can't play them
I wish I was nocturnal, I hate mornings!
Granted, but it's because you're an animal.
I wish I had some earphones.
Granted, but they're broken.
I wish I didn't have to make another wish.
Granted, but someone else made it for you. They made a bad wish. ;D
I wish that I had more than one ferret.
Granted, but they get loose and eat all of your food.
I wish that I hadn't forgotten my nail clippers at home.
Granted, but you forgot your spare underwear.
I wish my hair was easier to brush.
Granted, but it becomes so easy to brush that it starts falling out.
I wish that I had an extra fan to circulate the air in this house.
Granted, but it's hot air.
I wish my co-author appeared.
Granted, but they have no idea what to write.
What are you guys writing?
I wish I hadn't neglected to bring my razor with me.
We're writing The Lost Adventures of Martin the Warrior
Granted, but it broke.
I wish more people would do nice reviews to my stories.
Granted, but all of the people didn't read the books and just made fake reviews.
I wish that I didn't have to avail myself of the facilities.
Granted, but the facilities avail themselves of you.
I wish there were more Lindsey Stirling songs on YouTube.
Granted, but your favorite song isn't on there.
I wish that I could watch NCIS all night long.
Granted, but it's because you can't sleep.
I wish my fingers were faster so I could play violin REALLY fast.
Granted, but they never stop moving.
I wish that someone would reply to my signature on The Signature Above You.
Granted, but I'll do it and make it weird.
I wish that I owned all the Redwall books.
Makes two of us...*ahem* I mean, granted, but they're all pre-owned and in poor shape.
I wish that I hadn't stayed up all night.
Granted, but you stayed up all morning. ;D Early morning.
I wish that LOTRO would update faster.
Granted, but they're bad updates.
I wish I knew what LOTRO was
Granted, but you scream every time you hear about it. (It means Lord of the Rings Online.)
I wish I had violin earrings.
AHHHH!
Granted, but they're ugly BECAUSE THEY AREN'T CELLO EARRINGS!
I wish I was caught up with the times, I don't know what half of these smileys mean. (don't say that I'm old!)
Granted, but you soon forget what they mean.
I wish that VBS would end today instead of tomorrow.
Granted, but everyone feels unfulfilled.
I wish that I could write a story in five seconds.
Granted, but it is really really bad.
I wish for a carrot.
Granted, but it's a 2000-year-old carrot. Bon appetit! ;D
I wish I could do a front-flip.
Granted, but you break your neck.
I wish I knew the lyrics to every song I like.
Granted, but you can't sing.
I wish I had eternal youth, like Ben and Ned.
Granted, but nobody can see you and you can still get hurt.
I wish I could have the power to read people's minds.
Granted, but you can't stop.
I wish I wasn't left behind in the first two Hero of Redwall RPs.
Granted but u left behind on the next 2
I wish I could go back to that mountain someday.
That mountain? Ooohhhh, I know the one! Granted! *Transports Felldoh to a molehill* There you go! Mountain!
I wish that I could be in a movie with a great part.
Granted, but the rest of the script is terrible, and it is not a box office hit.
I wish that I could do VBS again next year!
Granted, but you get the swine flu before you can do it.
I wish that I didn't have to do VBS next year.
Granted and every one thinks you are a heartless, cruel person and you are burned at the stake by a mob of angry protestors
I wish I hadnt left all my stuff outside when it rained -.-
Granted, but the stuff is still ruined.
I wish I wasn't so paranoid.
Granted, but you get killed because someone was stalking you.
I wish that I didn't get so freaked out whenever I hear something beeping.
Granted, but you freak out because it's not beeping.
I wish I had a complete set of marker pens.
granted, but they're dried out
I wish I could meet any Redwall otter in real life
Granted, but they think you're a vermin so.... You get where this is going.
I wish I had a puppy.
granted, but it ruins all of your shoes and clothes by chewing on them too much
I wish that this Sunday and the rest of the months will go great
Granted, but for everyone but you
I wish I was brave enough to tell this girl I like her :-[
granted, but she thinks you're trying way too hard
I wish I could make cookies on a stick again
(ouch that hurts :()
Granted but they are disgusting
I wish she didn't think I was trying too hard :-\
Granted, but she thinks you aren't trying hard enough.
I wish that I had the sheet music for both cello and piano for all the Harry Potter movies.
Granted, but they get thrown away on accident.
I wish that I wasn't allergic to bug bites.
Granted, but now they only make you grow stronger and faster, so you keep getting bit until you explode with overwhelming power and destroy the planet in the process.
I wish that I didn't have the shakes.
Granted, but now you have the quivers.
I wish that I didn't have restless leg syndrome.
Granted, you don't have a leg
I wish I wasn't crazy
Granted, but you're boring.
I wish I didn't have mental disorders.
Granted, and everyone loves you (sorry I couldn't bring myself to corrupt that one)
I wish I had a big bowl of ice cream
Granted, but it's your least favourite flavor
And you corupted my wish in the worst way
I wish I didn't get in trouble for sneaking on the computer at night.
The worst way? How?
Granted, you no longer have a computer
I wish my dog didn't get into the trash! :-\
Granted, but it get's into everything else.
I wish I would have more friends.
Granted, but they are really creepy.
I wish that I could make more money.
Granted, but you become selfish and shallow. (No offense I hope!)
I wish Andrew would reply to my PM's faster.
granted, but he says all of the wrong things
I wish that I could visit Redwall Abbey
Ha!
Granted, but you get stuck in that place and Cluny the Scourge is currently attacking Redwall.
I wish I could sleep...
granted, but you have a bad day afterwards
I wish that I could find a third person who loves the Redwall series as much as I do (in real time, not on the forums. I know you guys love it like I do)
I can't corrupt that wish because I wish it as much as you.
I wish I was a hare in Redwall
granted, but you can't stop eating
I wish some of my family and friends would be even more interested in what I like. I listen to their interests, but I think they only tolerate mine.
Okay, but they never leave you alone.
I wish my friend was normal... Ha
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on July 15, 2012, 05:33:48 PM
granted, but you can't stop eating
I can't stop eating normally!
Granted, but they aren't your friend anymore
I wish that I had the creativity to make an original RP.
Granted but no one joins it
I wish I could jump 20 feet in the air
Granted, but you never come back down.
I wish WolfQuest was fixed!
Granted, but the fix makes it worse
I wish I had an eye patch and said arg alot
So do I! But you are hanged for being a pirate.
I wish people agreed with me on the video game topic.
Granted, but they hate video games anyway
I wish I could meet Johnny depp
Agreed, (I do to!) But you're arrested for harrasment.
I wish I never had to sleep.
Granted, you can't sleep, but you still have the effects of sleepyness.
I wish that my book in French came with a translated version.
Aw.
Granted, but you still can't read it because now it's in Japanese.
I wish that I could blow giant bubbles.
Granted and they crush your best friend :O
I wish for a pet squirrel
Granted, but it bites you.
I wish I could dance well.
Granted, but you can't sing well.
I wish for a pet bunny
granted, but he/she runs away
I wish that next week will go well
Granted, but the week after goes terrible.
I wish that if I had a pet bunny, it wouldn't run away.
granted but he's old :P
I wish that I could have a small grey hound some day
Granted, but it turns rabid.
I wish that my abdomen wasn't so sore from a workout I did two days ago.
Granted, but your hands are sore.
I wish my fingers weren't so stiff.
granted, your fingers loosen up. but they loosen up so much that they are just flopsicles
i wish for a pair of sabres
Granted, 2 plastic sabers coming up
I wish my iPod wasn't being so evil right now
Granted! *Your iPod explodes* There, no longer evil.
I wish that.... I had a talking parrot!
Lol
Granted, and it swears a lot and is mean
I wish I had the only thing better than a talking parrot...2 talking parrots :)
Granted, they talk, but only to each other.
I wish for the most perfect slice of pizza.
Granted and you don't get to eat it
I wish for a cookie
Granted, but it's plastic.
I wish that my cat liked me.
Granted and it never leaves you alone
I wish for a watch that wasnt broken...
Granted, but it weighs a ton.
I wish I could go on a plane.
Granted and it crashes
I wish I could go skydiving sometime
Me too! Granted, but your parachute doesn't open.
I wish my cat wasn't so hyper.
Granted, it dies
I wish cats didn't dispise me
Meh.
Granted, but it never leaves you alone.
I wish that I could just escape my life. (I want to kill my brother at the moment)
Granted, but your new life is worse
I wish I knew why you want to kill your brother
Granted. He's a jerk and he never ever listens to me.
I wish I had some cotton candy right now.
Granted and you're brother takes it :O
I wish for a mansion
Granted! You have it for exactly 35 seconds before it burns down in 3.6 seconds. Enjoy!
I wish I could ride horses whenever I wanted to.
Granted, demon horses who want you to die a horrible death
I wish I wasn't bored right now
granted, but you head hurts
I wish I could buy an audio book for either Triss, High Rhulain, or The Sable Quean
Granted and it breaks
I wish it was christmas again :)
granted, you don't get what you wanted
I wish that I could meet Keyla (the otter) in real life and get his autograph :P
Granted but he is old and annoying
I wish I could figure out something to wish for
granted, you forgot
I wish that my dog won't get over weight
Granted, it dies
I wish I had 1,000,000 posts on this forum
(aww Noooo...)
granted, but half of your posts get deleted
I wish that I could keep from tossing and turning at night
500,000 posts thanks! :D
Granted but you still can't sleep
what's your wish?
Oops lol, I wish for an australian accent
granted, but you have trouble saying your favorite words
I wish that Paramore would come out with new music
Granted, but it's terrible.
I wish I had more computer games.
granted, but they take ages to down load
I wish that it would rain dessert :P
Granted, but it's my favourite.
I wish I wasn't so hungry
granted now you're thirsty
I wish that my visit with my sister and niece and nephew will go well
Granted, but well for them not you
I wish My throat didn't hurt right now
granted, now your leg hurts
I wish I could have a OneRepublic sound track
Granted, and it stinks
I wish I had unlimited cash :P
granted, but you can't decide what to buy
I wish I could go back in time and hang out with eighties and nineties kids
Granted, but they think you're weird.
I wish I had some more money.
granted, now you have less clothes
I wish that I could get a season DVD of all of my favorite shows
Granted, but that's ALL you ever get to watch now.
I wish... I wish that I had a cute little piggy.
Granted, but you ate him.
I wish that I could watch Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows again.
granted, but it's in Polish
I wish that there was a Redwall theme park
Granted, but it's rodent sized.
I wish that I hadn't played Bump for an hour and a half on Sunday.
granted, but now you can't stop doing it again
I wish that some of the canceled shows would still be on the air
Granted, but only the really bad ones are back on, and they replace the really good TV shows that are on right now.
I wish that I could listen to music more often.
granted, but you can't watch t.v
I wish that I could find my Kelly Clarkson CD
Granted, but I step on it and break it.
I wish that I could take fencing lessons.
Granted, but you can only take them for a week.
I wish I could move around more while playing violin.
Granted, but then you trip and break your violin.
I wish that I wasn't so tired.
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 19, 2012, 02:55:32 AM
Granted, but then you trip and break your violin.
YOU FIEND. ;D ;D
Granted, but you'll be tired for the rest of your life.
I wish I had Mairead Nesbitt's album Raining Up.
Granted, but now it's Raining Up into your CD player. You can't listen to it!!!
I wish that I could soar like an eagle.
Granted, but you smash into a cliff,
I wish I could do a front-flip.
granted, but your twist your leg really hard while doing it
I wish I could meet Anna PoppleWell
Granted, but she doesn't talk to you.
I wish that I had a cat like Puss in Boots.
Granted, but he kills you.
I wish that you would accept my new character in your dragon RP very soon.
Granted, but then I decide against it lol.
I wish that I didn't have to give up my computer at the moment.
So do I, but, granted, but you have to give it up in a months time. For good.
I wish that I had more coke with me.
Granted, but you get so high on the soda that you pass out
I wish I could find something good for lunch
Granted, but you don't find something good for dinner. BTW, I always get high on soda.
I wish I had lots more good clay.
granted, but it cracks in the middle of your building, and you have to start over
I wish I could finish my episodes of my shows that I like before Netflix takes them off
Granted, but Netflix takes them off later and you can't watch them again.
I wish I had enough money to buy a pet rat.
granted, but when you get it its not the rat that you wanted
I wish that I could go on an actual space craft
Granted, but it self-destructs while you're in it.
I wish I had a fluffy cat.
granted, but it scratches you
I wish the show Oddities would get canceled, it gives me the creeps
Granted, but in its place, there is an even more creepy show. One with giant spiders.
OK, I've given myself the creeps now... :D
I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders.
granted, but a giant one crawls into your bed
I wish that my appointment will go well
Granted, but you have to have another one.
I wish that it wasn't raining.
Granted, but now it's hailing. Hard.
I wish that I had my cat back.
Granted, but it has a spouse and several kittens.
I wish I had some binoculars.
granted, but the lens is cracked
I wish I could visit Celestial Seasonings again
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on July 24, 2012, 04:34:49 AM
Granted, but it has a spouse and several kittens.
I wish I had some binoculars.
Umm, I think I would actually like that lol.
Granted, but it's not very celestial anymore.
I wish that I didn't have to go to bed at the moment.
Granted, but you still have to go to bed soon.
I wish that there weren't any time zones so we could all be on at the same time.
Granted, but it's night time all of the time.
I wish that I could find the Avatar: The Last Airbender soundtrack.
Granted, but the CD is all scratched up.
I wish that I didn't have to weed ever again. ;D
Granted, but now you have to do extra home work
I wish that Zack and Kelly would get back together in Saved by The Bell
Granted, but then a bell falls on them. So much for being saved by the bell.
I wish that there was no sickness in the world, for now and forever.
Granted, but there is still fighting
I wish that the Firefly t.v show will have a good ending (it's off air, I'm talking about when I watch the next episodes)
Granted, but the rest of it sucks.
I wish that they made more seasons of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Or more seasons of The Legend of Korra.
Granted, but the cast gets new voices and the plots are bad
I wish I could get a Firefly comic book
Granted, but the ink machine exploded and the comics were ruined.
I wish that Ducky would live in the next season of NCIS.
Granted but he/she acts all weird and "out of it"
I wish I could find a cool picture to draw
Granted, but then you can't draw it. (BTW, Ducky is a guy)
I wish that my wish would get a response.
Granted, but it's not the response you wanted.
I wish I was better at making friends.
Granted, but your friends are really weird.
I wish that my friends lived closer to my house.
Granted, but they're always making noise and you go crazy.
I wish I had all the albums of Celtic Woman.
granted, but they're scratched
I wish that my future classes will go good
Granted, but then your grammar teacher kills you.
I wish that I didn't need to get off today.
Granted, but you need to get off tomorrow.
I wish I had a good pair of earphones.
granted but your speakers go out
I wish that I could get up early
granted but you are too afraid of the wendigo to leave your room before noon
i wish to stop being omniflatulent.
Granted, but... well... I have no idea what to say to that.
I wish that I didn't have to mow the lawn ever again.
Granted, now you have to do the dishes harder
I wish that I could find more ideas for my story
Granted, but they're horrible ideas that someone else has used before.
I wish that I had more time to do stuff.
Granted, but you're so busy doing stuff that you have no time.
I wish my friend would come home.
Granted, but when they come home they don't remember you.
I wish that I could play on Battlefield 3.
Granted, but you lose.
I wish I was really good at maths.
Granted, but you're not good at your favorite subject anymore
I wish that I could go on a train again
Granted, but it smells.
I wish I had infinite pictures to use as book covers.
Granted, but you can't find any in the colors you want
I wish I could get better at drawing animal characters
Granted, but whenever you draw a type of animal, the entire species dies.
I wish that there was world peace.
Granted, but not in your house.
I wish my brace wasn't so uncomfortable.
granted, but now another part of your body is uncomfortable
I wish I could go to Florida again
Granted, but you get sick while you're there.
I wish I had some more lollies.
granted, but they accidentally get ripped
I wish that I could talk to my friend again in real life
Granted, but you can't think of anything to say.
I wish I could dance really well.
granted, but you can't dance to your favorite song
I wish I could go inside a cool house again
Granted, but it's destroyed.
I wish that people wouldn't swear.
Granted, but more people go on bad websites.
I wish that lollipops weren't unhealthy.
Granted, but they cost too much money to buy.
I wish that I could see the Olympics in real life
Granted, but then you accidentally walk in on one of the sports and ruin the entire Olympics. Then you're thrown in prison.
I wish that I could watch Snow White and the Huntsman.
Granted, but you hate it and are scarred for life.
I wish I had more Skeptoid podcasts on my ipod. THAT WON'T BREAK!
Granted, but the podcasts won't play.
I wish that I could get off and not get sucked into this game so I could play LOTRO.
Granted, but you get sucked into a RP (hint, hint)
I wish that I didn't have to do another Harry Potter Marathon.
Granted, but now you have to do a James Bond marathon!
I wish that I could get off this (my bro really wants to play LOTRO!).
Granted, but you never come back.
I wish I could go water tubing again.
Granted, but you get super sunburned.
I wish that I had a little more time to watch my TV show before church.
Granted, but you feel really guilty and are late for church.
I wish I had a cookie right now.
granted, but it has no flavor
I wish I could go to Baskin Robbins again
Granted, but you're very mad at the service.
I wish I wasn't bored right now.
granted, but when you find something to do, you grow bored of doing that.
I wish that some sad movies had more positive and happy moments in them.
Granted, but they're so cheesy no one watches the movies anymore.
I wish I could have some mice.
granted, but they run away
I wish I could go on a ferris wheel
Granted, but it breaks down while you're stuck at the top.
I wish that my game would work without my computer shutting off.
Granted, but the computer never works unless you play that game.
I wish I could meet Derpy Hooves!
granted, but he/she ignored you
I wish that I could find my gray remote
Granted, but then you realize it's black.
I wish that I could have silence in my house.
granted but when you try to ask for something, everyone is still silent
I wish I could go the eighties
Granted: I will now post direction to 80th street.
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on July 30, 2012, 01:01:47 AM
granted but when you try to ask for something, everyone is still silent
I wish I could go the eighties
I wish that Glassowater had put a wish.
Granted, but it's really cheesy.
I wish that I could complete my chores before four thirty today.
Granted, but you did a terrible job and all the things you were cleaning are still dirty!
I wish that a bagel would appear before me right now, and I could eat it.
Granted, but you're allergic to it.
I wish that I didn't have to do what I'm doing.
granted, but you have to do it on Saturday
I wish I had more dog books
Granted, but they're children's books.
I wish that I could get a really good idea for my book.
granted, but it's already taken
I wish I had the prince Caspian soundtrack
Granted, but then you're put in jail for stealing it.
I wish that I could just finish what I was doing.
granted, but you don't finish it until after eight hours
I wish they put more dogs in the Redwall and Narnia series
Granted, but the dogs are always the bad guys.
I wish that people didn't get sick.
granted, but when they get better, they act all rude
I wish that I could see another band live (particularly OneRepublic)
Granted, but you've got the most horrible spot ever, and the band doesn't sound good that night. (Just like the one time I went to see Michael W. Smith. He was sick and didn't have a voice.)
I wish that I wasn't arachnophobic.
granted, now you're afraid of snakes
I wish that it didn't take so long for my hair to dry
Granted, but it's because you're bald.
I wish that I had no fear.
Granted, but everyone else is super afraid. (Except me, hahaha.)
I wish my clothes weren't on the floor.
granted, but now they are on your bed
I wish that My computer didn't absolutely suck!
Granted, but now your phone absolutely sucks.
I wish I had loads of time on here.
Granted, but the site is shut down at the time for temporary cleaning
I wish that I could visit Chicago again
Granted, but it's been destroyed by a nuclear war and you're the only person left.
I wish that I could live on a tropical island owned by myself.
granted, but the island is small, and you can barely move.
I wish that I had a good pound puppies coloring book
Granted, but you can only color in black and white.
I wish that I could be a cat.
granted, but you always end up scratching people's eyes out
I wish that I could meet Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, or Adele
Granted, but they won't give you an autograph.
I wish my friend would come home from school soon.
granted, but when they come home they're in a really bad mood
I wish that I could pet a Redwall animal
Granted, but it bites you.
I wish I could play hockey.
granted, but you're put on a team where everyone is annoying
I wish that I could find a better storage space for all of my drawings
Granted. Now all of your drawings are in the trash.
I wish I couldn't get sick.
Come on! I love this game! REVIVE!
Granted, but now you get injured all the time!
I wish that I didn't get tired.
granted but now when you're awake you get bored
I wish that I could meet Jewel Staite from Firefly
Granted, but she's a firefly.
I wish that I could watch fireflies one night. (The bug, not the TV show lol)
granted but there are only two
I wish that I will enjoy The Hunger Games movie, when I see it. Lol
Granted, but you take a friend with you and they are completely grossed out and hate it. Either that or they complain how some parts in the book aren't in the movie.
I wish that I could watch the midnight premiere of The Hobbit.
granted but some one finds out and drags you home before you get a chance to finish to it
I wish that I can see the singer Lights live
Granted, but you have an ear infection, and have to wear earplugs the whole time.
You forgot to post your wish!
whoops, sorry. ;D
I wish for $1,000,000.
granted but your mom says you have to donate it or get banned from the Redwall site forever :o
I wish that my classes for college will go smoothly this year
Granted, but it's for clown college!
I wish that I could buy that cute little mouse I saw at the pet store and name it Martin!
Granted, but it has rabies and infects you.
I wish I could have a truck full of ice cream.
granted but it melts and makes a sticky mess
I wish I could meet Miranda Cosgrove and Nathan Kress
Granted, but that was the day you had a bad hair day. You were also wearing week old clothes and hadn't showered.
I wish that I could meet Adam Young and accompany him in one of his songs.
Granted but he thinks your singing voice isn't as good as his (sorry, Lol)
I wish the new season of Once Upon a Time would start tomorrow instead of on September 30th
Granted, but that's just the sneak peak exclusively for Antarctica.
I wish I could live forever!
granted but your relationships with your friends get harder instead of easier
I wish people would respond to my blog posts on another forum I'm on
Granted, but their responses are off topic discussions about Owl City.
I wish I had a leprechaun! (Random, I know.)
Granted, but he keeps stealing all of your money and gold items.
I wish that my crush would notice me more. (In a good way!)
Granted, your crush (see below) is perfectly aware of your existence, and enjoys your company.
(http://thoughtsyouread.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/orange_crush1.jpg)
I wish for 1,000,000 more wishes! (I'm so smart!)
Granted, but I stole them all.
I wish that I didn't have to can pears.
Granted but now you have to can mushrooms
I wish that this weird glitch where the Redwall logo is showing up three times on my iPad would stop.
Granted, but it's because your iPad was stolen! (Mwahahahaha!)
I wish that my family would like Owl City songs and stop making fun of them.
granted, but now they make fun of the Redwall books
I wish that I'll enjoy season 2 of iCarly
Granted, but you won't enjoy season 3. (Just kidding, iCarly is a great show!)
I wish that I could see a wild stoat.
(Isn't it awesome? I love it)
Granted but by the time you get a closer look the wild stoat is already gone
I wish that I'll enjoy the first Hunger Games book
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on August 28, 2012, 09:42:32 PM
granted, but now they make fun of the Redwall books
(Lol, they already do that!)
Granted, but then you hate the movie. (But the movie is awesome, so I don't think that'll happen!)
I wish that they would make another Inheritance Cycle book.
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 28, 2012, 11:01:29 PM
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on August 28, 2012, 09:42:32 PM
granted, but now they make fun of the Redwall books
(Lol, they already do that!)
Granted, but then you hate the movie. (But the movie is awesome, so I don't think that'll happen!)
I wish that they would make another Inheritance Cycle book.
I wish that I could have a good time at school this year. (we start next week!)
Granted, but in the book, there is a war and everybody dies, therefore the world ends.
Edit: sorry psy, I'm forgetful. ;) won't happen again.
i wish spidermonkey posted a wish.
Granted, but it was a really lame wish.
I wish that they would release a new Super Smash Bros. game for the Wii. And it was good.
granted, but you go bankrupt.
i wish for a copy of Castaways and Cutouts.
Granted, but all of the Castaways were Cut out. ;D
I wish that the Doctor Who I requested from Netflix would come faster.
Granted, by your TV messes up when you get it.
I wish for a wish.
Granted, but the wish that you wished for was not the wish that you wished.
I wish that I had a chocolate ice cream cone. (WITH ICE CREAM ON IT!)
lol
Granted...but it's vanilla ice cream (was it you that I chatted with for, like, an hour, on this topic about a wish for a wish with legs or something? lol)
What? Lol, that sounds interesting. I don't remember that conversation, so I don't think that I conversed with you about that. Anyway, you forgot a wish.
Oh, whoops!
(then the conversation shall happen now!)
I wish for a wish with legs.
Granted, but now you have none! Oh, and your wish is running away. Am I going to try and catch it? No! It's not my wish!
I wish that I could learn to fence.
Granted, but your epee burns you when you hold it.
I wish for my wish to come back!
Granted, I tried to catch it but it flew away :P
I wish I could see the movie All Dogs go to heaven again
Granted, but this time, the dogs don't go to heaven.
You didn't put a wish!
Whoops! Scatterbrained at the moment I guess.
I wish that I wasn't so scatterbrained.
granted but now you're extra tired
I wish that I could get all of the seasons of iCarly
Granted, but you can only watch them, not listen to them.
I wish my friend liked Redwall.
Granted, but you no longer share anything else in common.
I wish the results of my major maths test today are good.
Granted, but the results of your writing test a bad.
I wish for more wishes!
Granted but they're still flying away (and at triple the speed!)
I wish that I could have some Baskin Robbins ice cream again
Granted, but it melts and you can't get to it.
I wish I could pet a porcupine. ;D
Granted, but you get pricked
I wish I could get a t-shirt with a Redwall character on it
Granted, but it's your least favorite character.
I wish I could find a copy of Salamandastron.
Granted, but it belongs to someone else now.
I wish I could play violin better.
Granted, but other people don't think you're great
I wish that I could have a slice of key lime pie
Granted, but it's got a key in it.
I wish that I didn't have to make relish.
Granted but now you have to make anchovies
I wish that I can concentrate on reading The Rogue Crew tomorrow
Granted, but you can't concentrate for the rest of the time that you read it!
I wish that I can make my audition and get into Advanced Band with my clarinet!
Granted, but everyone forgets how good you were.
I wish I was better at Fireboy and Watergirl.
Granted, but it becomes Waterboy and Firegirl!
I wish that I could concentrate.
Granted, but you can't concentrate for long
I wish that I could get any The Hunger Games merchandise... (book, movie, etc) for a good price.
Granted, but everything else you try to buy has a ridiculous price.
I wish that I could find a good song to listen to.
Granted, but it only last a minute 23 seconds.
I wish that the 2012 elections would make sense
Granted, but you don't!
I wish that I could get a really good idea for my book.
Granted, but you get writer's block and cannot write your really good idea.
I wish my stomach would stop grumbling.
Granted, but now the person you see most is grumbling!
I wish that someone would tell me that I look nice.
Granted, but it's from some one you think is weird
I wish that the month of September will go good.
Granted, but the month of December goes really badly.
I wish I could play the harp.
Granted, but then your harp breaks.
I wish I could play the violin.
Granted, but you have no violin to play!
I wish I could eat something right now.
Granted, but it's disgusting.
I wish that my computer would stop making an annoying noise.
Granted, but now it freezes
I wish I could visit this electronics store I like again
Granted, but the power is out.
I wish that I didn't feel so icky.
Granted, but you'll feel icky tomorrow.
I wish I had some rollerskates.
Granted, but they're puny. They don't fit.
I wish that I could fit into converse shoes and owned a pair of black ones.
granted but they have stains on them
I wish that there will be a romantic episode in the icarly t.v show in seasons 3 or 4
Granted, but it's between two characters that you so didn't want to get together.
I wish that I wouldn't be nervous about my audition.
Granted, you're so overconfident that you completely wing it. Needless to say, that didn't sit well with the judges.
I wish for a pony! ;D
Granted, but the pony bites you.
I wish I had another bracelet.
Granted, but it's ugly and uncomfortable.
I wish that I could control time.
Granted, but then time controls you. :o
I wish I had a bouncy ball.
Granted but when you boune it it bounces all over the state and you can't get it back!
I wish that tomorrow will be a great day
Granted, but every other day is bad.
I wish that I owned every Owl City song.
Granted but the songs are in slow motion
I wish that I could go to Disney World again
Granted, but you get lost there.
I wish I had a pillow pet.
Granted, but it has no fluff.
I wish that I had a pet cat who was as awesome as my neighbor's cat, Milly.
Granted, but it dies after a day.
I wish I could have a good wish!
Granted, but the good wish that you wished for was not the wish that you wished. ;D
I wish that the Mark of Athena would come out faster!
REVIVE!
Granted, but you can't buy it and your library doesn't have it!
I wish that I could find more He Is We songs.
Granted but you don't like them.
I wish that my violin lesson goes well.
Granted, but right afterwards you drop your violin and it breaks.
I wish that Chester was still alive.
Granted, but he's moody
I wish that my eye appointment will go well.
Granted, but after that you have to go get multiple shots from the doctor.
I wish that my cold would go away.
granted, but your nose starts running really bad. I wish that I could hang out with a friend as haven't seen in a while
Granted, but they're not feeling well.
I wish that I could win the RP tournament.
Granted. You win, but you don't get a prize.
I wish for more wishes! (about ten would do)
Granted, but a dragon eats them all!
I wish that this year and next year will be great like 2008 was.
Granted, but after that, the years get worse and worse.
I wish I could spend a day with Adam Young. (Creepy, I know, but hey, I'd really like to meet him!)
Granted, but his security won't let you get that close to him :P
I wish that my teeth will be straight and healthy when my braces come of!
Granted, but you have to get your wisdom teeth pulled.
I wish for The Fire Ascending to come to my library soon.
(Ha, I have to get that done in November!)
Granted, but a page is torn out
I wish that I could get the Otter map from Redwall
(xD, I'm good)
Granted, by it's ripped.
I wish that I could meet Martin the Warrior.
Granted, but he's in a bad mood that day
I wish that I could see DreamWorks Rise of the Guardians
Granted, but you didn't enjoy it.
I wish that I could see Wreck-It Ralph in theatres!
granted. But it's not what you expected
I wish that the cast of Zoom on PBS will have a reunion
Granted, but it's not under peaceful circumstances.
I wish I had something sugary right now.
Granted, but it's the size of a dime
I wish that I could listen to Taylor Swift's new album, Red, without having to buy it.
Granted, but then you get arrested because you stole it.
I wish that I had something interesting to do.
Granted, but it quickly grows boring
I wish that I could find a comic strip about otters.
Granted, but it's not funny.
I wish that I wasn't tired.
Granted. You're now filled with so much energy that you can't stop running.
I wish for my wish to not be corrupted!
Granted, but there's nothing else you wished for. Sorry, you have no more wishes.
I wish that I could go back to bed.
Granted but you're glued onto the bed
I wish I could have all the Redwall Books
Granted, but the covers are faded.
I wish that I could meet Taylor Swift
Granted, but she doesn't have time to talk.
I wish I could get rid of this dumb cold.
granted..but you gave it to your best friend!
i wish i had a pet weasle
Granted, but it stabs you with a toothpick/sword.
I wish I could read Treasure Island without stopping.
granted....but you cant eat sleep but worse of all........read redwall!!!!!!
i wish i could live in redwall
Granted, but your required to do Abbey chores every second
I wish that I could go to New Zealand
haha granted but you have to stay within auckland and get bored out of your brains! lol!
i wish i had a motor bike
Granted. But the engine doesn't last for long
I wish that Ice Age 4 will be what I expected when I watch it.
granted but there is no ice!
i wish i had my redwall signed by brian
Granted, but a stamp is used instead of the signature
I wish that I could get a DVD of Victorious
granted but its 5 seconds long!
i wish i had a ford mustang
Granted, but it's rusted!
I wish that I could read about another cool wedding story
granted but it has no romance!
i wish i had 100,000 a week
Granted, but people keep pestering you to borrow money
I wish that it will be warm on Halloween Night
granted but there is no shade!
i there were wolves in my garden
Granted, but they howl really loud and you have trouble sleeping
I wish that I could find a Welkin Weasels book, and at a great price
granted but its got no weasles lol!
i wish i had a dirt racer
Granted, but it doesn't go fast
I wish that my vision will continue to stay healthy
granted but you see things you never wanted to see!
i wish i could climb trees like a sqwerell
Granted but you get scared of heights
I wish that I could hold a puppy again! Lol
granted but its a puppy were wolf!.
i wish i could make my own cartoon series
Granted, but people thinks its too silly!
I wish that I could meet the band Train
granted but they are made of cardboard!
i wish i could breath underwater
Granted, but the water has spiders in it!
I wish that I could do a cartwheel
Granted, but you can only do it once.
I wish that Celtic Woman would tour in Australia.
Granted, but they don't do very well.
I wish that I didn't have to get up so early.
Granted, but you're not allowed to get out of bed.
I wish I had a bicycle.
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish I had a pet spice finch.
Granted, but it's really noisy
I wish that I could go to the set where the Narnia movies were filmed
Granted, but the White Witch turns you to stone. ;D
I wish I didn't have to do anything important today.
Wish granted. You're now incredibly bored because you have nothing to do. (It turns out everything you do is important! lol)
I wish to understand Treasure Island.
lol but you dont understand anything else in the story
i wish rose lived
Granted, but Martin didn't free Mossflower because of it!
I wish that I could listen to Owl City all day long, the music never ceasing.
Granted, but now you can't hear anything else and it starts to give you a headache.
(Owl City would never give me a headache. He's too awesome!)
I wish that there was no sickness in the world.
(Agreed!)
Granted, but there's still fighting
I wish I had a coffee maker in my room
Granted, but now you can't sleep!
I wish that I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but after you come out of the water your eye sight is blurred a little
I wish that some shows and movies on Netflix would stay on for good
Granted, but it's all the ones you don't want to watch.
I wish plant life would grow all around me so I won't feel dead anymore.
Granted, but they grow around your neck and choke you. ;D
I wish my forum on fanfiction.net will be active.
Granted, but you can't be on it.
I wish that I broke mirrors instead of promises. (Oh, how I love quoting songs! :P)
Granted but the mirrors were your moms favourite.
I wish I could Read my books in the car.
Granted, but you immediately get into a car crash.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but then you hit the ground.
I wish I could play piano well.
Granted, but you have trouble playing your favorite songs on the piano
I wish that my wisdom teeth surgery will go easy, and smooth. (An easy process.)
Granted, but they accidentally have to pull more than just those teeth, and it hurts like crazy!
I wish that I had more time to do things in my day.
Granted, but only five more seconds
I wish I had no homework
Granted, but there is now an extra five hours that has been added to school time, and there is also school on Saturdays.
I wish that I could get rid of this cold before Friday.
Granted, but now you have a fever.
I wish for more wishes!
Granted, but then I steal them all.
I wish that I could have a lucid dream tonight!
Granted, but a person who you don't like is in the dream
I wish that I'll never have to go back to places I don't like again.
Granted. Now you are stuck in a place that you don't like for all eternity--you can never leave because you can never come back!
I wish that wishes had bodies.
Granted, but they're ugly.
I wish I can stay longer on the computer.
Granted, but then you lose all your hair. Mwuahahaha! ;D
You have to add one.
I wish I had every dragon breeds on Dragcave! ;D
Granted, but all of the dragons would form an army and attack you
I wish I could turn invisible
Granted, but unfortunately, you can't come out of your invisibleness.
I wish that I didn't have to practice clarinet right now.
Granted, but you have to memorize a solo later
I wish that my goal of getting into my new program about dogs will become a reality
Granted, but unfortunately, you're attacked by the dogs. Bye bye, Redwallfan7!
I wish that I could volunteer at my local animal shelter.
Granted, but your job is to clean the kennels!
I wish that they had a Redwall coloring book
Granted, but inside its just thirty copies of the same picture
I wish I could be on this forum more
Granted. Now you have a lot less time for other things.
I wish that my heart could begin to piece itself together after some unforseen...events.
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on December 12, 2012, 10:48:51 PM
Granted, but your job is to clean the kennels!
Lol, I'd actually like that job.
Quote from: WarriorOfMossflower on December 13, 2012, 01:17:20 AM
I wish that my heart could begin to piece itself together after some unforseen...events.
Granted, but you never fully recover.
I wish that I owned Cowboys & Aliens.
Granted, but the DVD has only one bonus feature
I wish there were comic books for all of the Redwall books
Granted, but they're terrible.
I wish that I didn't have to leave my house tomorrow.
Granted. You're so sick that you can't get out of bed.
I wish I had a beat-up, bent, rusty, paper clip.
Granted, but you accidentally stab yourself with it and the wound gets infected.
I wish I could be a famous violinist.
Granted but all your strings will break at the concert
I want to rule the world.
Granted, but you only get to rule it for two days.
I wish I was a better writer.
Granted, but every time you write something it mysteriously disappears the next day.
I wish I had a good idea for my fanfiction.
Granted but your computers locked
I wish I could live in Arkansas
Granted, but when you fly there, your plane gets attacked my Death-Defying Beavers in planes and you crash.
I want a Wacom Bamboo Splash Pen Tablet.
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granted buts broken
i wish for more lights to put up for decorations
Granted, but they're in neon colors instead of Christmas colors.
I wish that I could have a Redwall dream tonight
Granted, but its of Cluny taking over the Abbey. I wish I could meet King Oberon and Queen Titania of the faye.
IN YO DREAMS!!!!!!!!!! that was fun.
I wish I had a Macbook Air.
Granted but as soon as you get it someone burns it.
I wish everyone lived in Canada
Granted, but they become bored with it.
I wish that they would make Redwall plush animals
Granted but there's no plush in them
I wish that I can go around the world
Granted, but your airplane tickets are expensive
I wish that they would make a fourth narnia movie
Granted, but you never get to see it.
I wish that I was not so crazy.
Granted you are no longer crazy but SUPER CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish the world was flat
Granted, but you fall off the edge. ;D
I wish that Lindsey Stirling would tour in Australia.
Granted, but you don't get to see her.
I wish that science was not complicated!
Granted... it's easier for everyone else but you!
I wish Tam and Martin would get a profile pic!
Granted, but if they do, you lose your profile pic
I wish that Redwall characters could be real.
Granted but they want to destroy all humans
And we are still looking for a profile pic.
I wish we all lived on Pluto
Granted, but we couldn't live. We would be on Pluto, but because of the distance from the sun, we would all freeze and die. *grin* (I feel scientific.)
I wish I could get a song out of my head.
Granted, but just when you think it's finally out, a random person sings it loudly and it's back in again ;D
I wish I could get The Hobbit (the book)
Granted, but it's in Greek!
I wish I could drive.
Granted, but you crash.
I wish that I could remember the name of the song that was previously stuck in my head. >.<
You will, but it will get stuck in your head again!
I wish I had three wishes from a gene... (spelling?)(sorry, tired)
Granted, but then you couldn't remember how to spell. (:P Sorry, I couldn't quite figure out what you were trying to say lol)
I wish that the Rock the Red Kettle concert would just show Owl City already! I want to sleep soon!
I think he was trying to say genie
Granted but you don't get to go
I wish I could think of ideas for my fanfic
Granted, but as soon as you go to write them down (or type, I guess), you forget them.
I wish that this song would be over with! (It's some Hot Chelle Rae song that I don't know the name to, but I don't enjoy)
Granted, but then it is stuck in your head!
I wish dragons were real...
Granted, but they incinerate all humanity.
I wish I could be happy.
Granted but only for a moment
I wish The Redwall audiobook Marlfox is made
(I approve of that wish! It would be so epic!)
Granted, but you never get to listen to it.
I wish that my socks would fit.
Granted, but you can't find socks that match.
I wish that I could've seen Owl City at Rock the Red Kettle (via Facebook, of course) last night.
Granted, but you have a bad location from the stage so you can't see him that well
I wish my dog could lose some pounds (He needs to, ten pounds for a yorkie.)
Granted, but then you pack on the pounds. (Lol, I hope that that wouldn't happen!)
I wish that my throat would stop hurting.
Granted, but it's after you have a headache
I wish that I could go to a cabin this Christmas.
Granted but is 3 feet by 3 feet and only tall enough to fit your legs.
I wish the world was turned upside-down
Granted, but gravity teaches you a hard lesson. You've fallen off the earth.
I wish that I could play LOTRO like, right now!
Granted but the game is wrong and not working really well.
I wish that I could go outside.
Granted,but you walked into a tornado. I wish I could meet a dragon.
Granted, but it breathes a heavy amount of fire on you
I wish that I could find my zoo tycoon so I can play it again
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish I could have a LEGO set every hour.
Granted but you lose two pieces every minute
I wish all my Legos would'nt lose their pieces
Granted. You don't lose the pieces, you lose the whole set.
I wish that I could continue my Disney Soundtrack Marathon until midnight.
Granted, but the next day you can't listen to it at all.
I wish that I could listen to this song (Moonfish Parachutist) endlessly.
Granted, but it gets annoying.
I wish that I wouldn't be lonely.
Granted, you are now surrounded by stinking monkeys!
I wish I had a tame tiger
Granted, but now you have no friends because they're all scared of it.
I wish that someone would click on my dragon eggs. *Hint, hint ;)*
Granted but they click and then go back
I wish Cars weren'so expensive
Granted, but then you get a junker!
I wish that my dog knew how to talk.
Granted, but he/she has a rather foul mouth and won't shut up.
I wish that I could own all of the Flight album by Windsor Airlift.
Granted. You own it, but you can't listen to it.
I wish that more people would know the Looney Tunes. Marvin the Martian, in particular.
Granted, but they don't like it.
I wish I knew how to do animations.
Granted, but they can only be black and white animations
I wish that Animal Planet would air some of its older shows, like The Most Extreme
Granted, but your tv won't work! ;D
I wish that my dog didn't have a foul mouth and would shut up. (See a few posts before.)
since when have dogs been able to talk? let's be honest, the wishes aren't actually granted.
i wish for something to do
Granted. Now, take out the trash.
I wish that I could have a green Christmas, and a wet Christmas.
Granted but the tree withers
I wish The Milky Way Galaxy was named different.
Granted. It's now called The Silky Way Gallaxy.
I wish that more people knew about the Vocaloids.
Granted, but they're not that interested
I wish that the radio would play the Christmas song "This Christmas"
Granted. You don't get to listen to it, though.
I wish that this wish will not be corrupted!
granted, on an entirely unrelated note, your house burned down.
i wish people would stop wishing that their wishes weren't corrupted., it goes against the thread concept.
Granted. No one has any wishes anymore.
I wish that I could own all of the braveSaintSaturn albums.
Granted, but you accidentally spill coke on them
I wish December wasn't so cold
Granted, but now it's so warm you can't stand it.
I wish that I could have something good for dinner.
Granted, but you only eat half of it.
I wish that I could see The Hobbit!
Granted, but your parents make you take an annoying cousin with you to see it
I wish that I could contact two of my friends again
Granted, but they don't want to talk to you.
I wish that nobody would be mean to kittens anymore.
Granted, but now they're mean to cats instead.
I wish that I could read Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
Granted, but you find it quite boring.
I wish that I could have that shepherd's pie again.
Granted, but it's rock solid
I wish that I could visit Maine
Granted.but its quite booring
I wish i could have a trampoline
Granted, but You fall and break both arms. I wish i could meet percy jackson.
Granted, but he causes you to drown after being chased by monsters all day long.
I wish that someone would click on my eggs.
Granted but they don't look at it
I wish the square root of 81 wasn't nine
Granted, but the world explodes because of it.
I wish that I could get my lunch without getting up. (Sooooo tired!)
Granted, but it's a food you don't like
I wish that I could find another good website where you can watch the world live (landscapes, not people)
Granted, but you computer breaks!
I wish that cars were indestructible...
Granted, but as a result you can no longer access your cars. Your cars will start an uprising and plot to overthrow humans! Mwahahaha.
I wish I could see my cat soon.
Granted but it is not for long
I wish Mars was closer to earth
Granted, but then we Martians decide that it's time to invade Earth. ;D
I wish that Mars was closer to Earth. (;D ;D)
Granted, but we'd be invaded by Martians! LOLZ
I wish that no one was poor...
Granted, but unfortunately, I didn't have enough magic for everyone. Everyone but you is rich. You're poor.
Oh, and by the way, I'd like it if we were invaded by Martians. I'm a Martian, after all! ;D
I wish that I could listen to this song all day long. (In Christ Alone - Owl City)
You will, even when you are trying to sleep!
I wish that I had a nickname(that would be cool).
Granted. Your nickname is now "Kid."
Oh, and I already listen to Owl City while I'm trying to sleep. Lol, music helps me relax.
I wish that I could listen to An Airplane Carried Me To Bed while I'm trying to sleep tonight. (I had to send it back to the library on Monday :'()
Granted, but you have an overdue fee!
I wish that people would call me by the nickname I WANT.
Granted. People now call you: I WANT. ;D
I wish that I could ride in a hot air balloon.
Granted, but you can't get down ;D
I wish that I can sleep without worry tonight
Granted, but you will sleep with worry for the rest of your life. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Either that, or you'll never worry about anything again. Which could be a bad thing, if you think about it.
I wish that it was time for me to shine, brighter than a shooting star, so I'd shine no matter where I am tonight.
Granted, but you hurt people's eyes!
I wish that I could hold a baby otter
Granted but he bites you
I wish I owned a bear
Granted. You own a teddy bear. ;D
I wish that what I've got is gold. (I know, I know, goooooooold! ;D)
Granted, but you can't use anything that's gold.
I wish that the Looney Tunes were real and here on Earth.
Granted, but you get crushed by a falling anvil.
I wish that my teeth could be perfect and I didn't have to go to the dentist. (Well, I don't have to go today, but still, I hate going to the dentist!)
Granted, but some people get jealous of your teeth
I wish that my gift exchanges will go well today
Granted. Everyone gets a good gift but you.
I wish that I could listen to this cover of Bright Eyes all day long. (It's a really beautiful version of the song by Adam Young. Simply wonderful! I don't know the original song (by Art Garfunkel, I believe), but I'll be listening to it as soon as I get back home from horse riding!)
Bright Eyes - Adam Young cover (from the movie Watership Down, performed by Art Garfunkel)
You will, but it is too low for you to hear!
I wish that speakers wouldn't break.
Granted but I'm not sure what would happen Lol
I wish I could go to Hawaii
Granted, but you get killed when one of its volcanoes erupt.
I wish that I could have bright eyes.
Granted, but they blind everyone who looks into them.
I wish that my eyes would turn amber.
Granted, but it's because you have colored contacts. And those contacts are very uncomfortable. ;D
I wish that I could make myself believe that planet Earth turned slowly.
Granted but you still doubt it.
I wish There were more Redwall books made
Granted, but they aren't as good as the original ones.
I wish that bright eyes wouldn't close and fail.
Granted but you don't get to go to it (I'm guessing it's a band...)
I wish I had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars (I don't even know how much money that is)
Granted, but it gets burned
I wish that I'll get what I want tomorrow
Granted, but you also get horrible stuff that you absolutely don't want.
I wish that I could have gotten Skyrim for Christmas. (Yes, I did get lots of stuff that I really wanted, but that was another thing that I was really hoping for)
Granted, but it breaks
I wish that I could go see a play adaption of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe sooner.
Granted but it's theworst play ever done
I wish the time wasn't 3:24
Granted, now time goes backwards.
I wish that I could find the perfect epic music that I never get tired of.
Granted but you never do anything else besides that
I wish I owned a ATV
Granted, but you crash while riding it and injure yourself severely.
I wish that I could make a really good remix.
Granted, but you're the only one who likes it. Everyone else thinks it's horrible.
I wish a certain RP would start!
Granted, but it dies soon afterwards.
I wish that I could play all of the Owl City songs on piano.
Granted but you always play the worst piano so it sounds awful.
I wish more Redwall books were made
Granted, but not only were they not from the same author, they also weren't very good.
I wish that I could have a lucid dream tonight.
Granted but it is about you sleeping.
I wish lights could be brighter.
Granted, but you're blinded by the light.
I wish that Owl City would release the full recorded version of Hey Anna and I Hope You Think of Me.
Granted but you can't get it
I wish my birthday came sooner.
Granted, but next year it comes later.
I wish that I was better at skateboarding.
Granted but you like it so much that you start to hate it.
I wish October Ale was sweeter
Granted, but you're not allowed to drink it, because it's ale. ;D
I wish that I had more time to work on my Christmas fanfic.
Granted but it turns out awful
I wish I had more time on the computer.
Granted, but then you run out of things to do!
I wish that a certain penguin would stop staring at me...
Granted, but now a certain dog won't stop glaring at you.
I wish that I could watch Wimpy Kid 3. (I had the choice of either getting Ice Age 4 or Wimpy Kid 3 from Redbox. I chose Ice Age 4. ;))
granted but now you want to see Ice Age 5
i wish i could have the One Ring
Granted, but Gollum then bites your finger off and falls into Mount Doom (the pile of dirty laundry), dying and destroying the Ring.
I wish that Rose could've been the Doctor's companion for longer than two seasons.
granted shes in 3 seasons b ut a horrible actor plays her
i wish i could not go to school today
Granted, but it's because you're stuck in bed with mono.
I wish that I could've gotten a sonic screwdriver for my birthday. (I know, I'm a geek. :P)
granted but it breaks after 1 second
I wish i never had to do any homework
Granted, but that's because you have to spend an extra five hours in school every day, including Saturday and Sunday.
I wish that I could sleep in more often.
granted but you miss the bus each day and get 5000000000000 detentions
I wish that nothing bad ever happened to this wish
granted but bad things happen to all your other wishes
i wish that i had time to rp more
Granted, but all the RPs you go onto don't do well.
Oh, and Mattio, I don't take a bus anywhere. :P
I wish that I could have some more barbecued wings.
Granted but they were poisoned
I wish rainshadow would not be such a smart aleck ;D
Granted, but I'm still smart and rather annoying. ;D
I wish that Mattio didn't have a creepy grin like this: ;D
Granted, but now he gets a creepy profile picture
I wish that I'll have easy opportunities while pet sitting
granted but they're all rabid dogs that try to bite you
I wish that LOTRO would let me play
Granted, but there's so much lag that whenever you try to play, you get killed by creatures because you can't attack them.
I wish that I could have breakfast.
granted but all the food is maggot ridden
I wish I had less homework.
granted but now you have it all for class work
I wish that I could be Marius in Les Miserables the musical on Broadway
Granted, but you get killed in the story.
I wish that I could meet Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
granted but they're zombies
I wish that nothing ever happened to me or anything I own or any of my wishes or my family
Granted, but you get really bored from nothing happening to you.
I wish I could be a guest star on the TV show Sherlock. (That would be awesome!)
granted but they mess up and forget to air your show
I wish I could have pizza for dinner (I already did)
Granted, and you enjoy it so much that you decide to go back in time to eat it again, so you eat the pizza again, but that creates a paradox, making the future you vanish and you don't get the pizza in the first place because future you ate it. (Did ya get all that? ;D)
I wish that I owned a working TARDIS.
granted but you only have it for 5 seconds which you see it and you're walking towards it then it disappears
I wish I could listen to the Sherlock soundtrack all day long.
Granted but it.....it.....doesn't work
IWIC travel to the moon
Granted, but unfortunately you have no oxygen, so you die. On the moon.
I wish that I could eat a better dinner than a Costco dinner.
granted but it's poisonous
I wish I could meet everyone on the forum in real life
Granted, but we turn out to be lizard people, bent on enslaving everyone on this pitiful planet as soon as we stop being distracted by your authors. And you are the anti-distraction...
I wish I had a working Time Top, so that I could go back to the days before logic was invented.
Granted, but you soon lose your Time Top to a curious creature by the name of Gollum. He then begins to call it his Precious, and he kills you soon after for keeping his Precious from him.
I wish that my throat wasn't sore.
granted it's not sore now it's REALLY REALLY sore
I wish I had a million dollars in pennies
granted but you have to count it each day
I wish I had a Holly dragon on Dragcave.
sorry I keep forgetting :-[
Granted but you accidently kill it
I wish I could draw any character I wanted
Granted, but you don't draw them well. You draw them so horribly that someone assassinates you so they don't have to see your character art anymore. (MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :P)
I wish that I could have something other than tortellini soup for dinner.
granted but you have lima bean soup instead
i wish i could stay home today sleeping
Granted, but the reason why your sleeping is because the witch is exceedingly stupid, forgetful, and near-sighted, and believed you to be Snow White, and slipped a sleeping potion into your breakfast cereal. Surprisingly, the old hag has learned her lesson, and has cleverly altered the formula so it no longer has an antidote.
I wish I knew how to give my fictional dictatorship consistent names, cultures, ect. without offending existing countries.
I had pizza for breakfast
I wish I could have all of Brian's books
Granted, but now your house has disappeared.
I wish my grades were all A+
granted but it's the day after your report card came out
i wish i could dream that I was in redwall
Granted, but in that dream you were killed by Cluny the Scourge.
I wish that I owned all of the Owl City albums, including the Of June EP.
granted but you spentall your money and you had to sell them all
I wish people would be more active on this forum
Granted, but you aren't able to be active on the forum.
I wish that this dumb cold would go away.
Granted but now it's so hot that you would die if you went outside
I wish I could eat dinner
Granted, but you don't like your food.
I wish for world peace.
Granted but now were fighting an intergalactic war
I wish that I could get my friends on this forum
Granted, but they aren't fans of Redwall, so they don't enjoy it.
I wish that the next Sherlock season would come out this year instead of next year.
Granted, but you go blind and can't see it!
I wish that I could I could speak Spanish... (other than Hola.)
Granted, but now you aren't able to speak English!
I wish that I didn't ever have the need to go to the dentist.
granted but now all your teeth fell out and you had cavities on each one of them
I wish people wouldn't be hostile
Granted but now all animals are mean and take over the world and we are turned into slaves.
I wish my teachers never gave homework
granted but they made you stay after school and do it
I wish I could draw like Leatho
Granted, but everyone you know wants your drawings and you never have the original copies again
I wish that tomorrow will go smoothly
granted but today is terrible
I wish that I could finish my fanfic very soon
Granted, but since you've been writing like mad, you're now sleep-deprived, fall asleep, and hit the delete button. Thus removing it from existence.
I wish for some ice cream.
granted but it's hot and soggy
I wish it would rain
Granted but it ends up being a flood
I wish that my Saved by the Bell movies will get here tomorrow
granted but they're scratched and broken
i wish i could join the RP tournament
Granted, but you soon die in the RP after being assigned a character you didn't like.
I wish that they would release the next season of Sherlock, and that it would be very good and I could watch it!
Granted, but the plot lines are bad
I wish that I could type in a year in the Internet search bar and go back to that year
Granted, but you're stuck there forever
I wish I could watch more MLP episodes!
Granted, but your computer keeps buffering.
I wish that more people that I know would like anime.
Granted but then you start hating it
I wish I had nicer teachers
Granted, but then they gave you better grades then you should get and got fired.
I wish I had an airplane.
Granted, but it can't fly
I wish I could listen to the song "Airplanes" by B.O.B. right now
Granted. But your ears can't hear it!
I wish I had a sword from Redwall.
Granted but you're not allowed to use it!
I wish I could find someone who I really want to see again! :'(
Granted, but they don't like you anymore.
I wish I could learn a Lindsey Stirling song really fast.
Granted, but when you want to play the song for someone, you forget how to do it
I wish that I could hang out with my friend this weekend
Granted, but you don't get to hang out for very long.
I wish that all Owl City demos would have their full studio recording released, put on an album and put on iTunes this instant!
Granted. But the demos are only thirty seconds long
I wish Facebook would invent a way for people to decorate their whole page, and not just the cover photo
Granted, but then you can't get on Facebook
I wish I could think of a back story for my RP tournament character
Granted, but the backstory turns out to be horrible. You sink into a deep depression, trying to think of a new backstory, but you can't ever think of one good enough. You end up sticking with your original story, but the judges hate that story and refuse to let you into the tournament. (;D I'm evil)
I wish that my stomach would stop being upset.
Granted, now the rest of you is upset.
I wish that it wasn't so hot.
Granted, but now it's -50 degrees. Celsius.
I wish I could have more yummy bacon.
granted, the "yummy bacon" in that wish is used to mean likelihood of being brutally murdered.
i wish for something to do.
Granted. Now you're doing disgusting chores.
I wish that I could own the non-rap version of Alligator Sky.
Granted, but the CD makers lied to you and there's STILL rap!
I wish that I could fly!
Granted. You jump off of a cliff and fly for ten seconds before landing. Hard. Very hard. Hard enough that it made a SPLAT noise.
I wish I could have more rice and raisins.
Granted. You have them, but you can't eat them.
I wish that Captain Jack Sparrow would find a way to achieve immortality.
He just did, but you just lost your life because of him!
I wish I was a hare.
Quote from: Rainshadow on February 26, 2013, 10:47:36 PM
Granted. You jump off of a cliff and fly for ten seconds before landing. Hard. Very hard. Hard enough that it made a SPLAT noise.
That made me laugh so hard! :D
Granted, but you would be a
real hare and couldn't talk!
I wish that Rainshadow wouldn't call me Pluggy.
Granted, but now everyone else does! ;D
I wish that I could go on vacation right now instead of during the summer.
Grated but something terrible happens and wreck and die before you get to the place you were headed to.
I wish I was a better gardener. ;D
You are, but all your plants just died, and the market has no more seed.
I wish that Pluggy could get a new nickname.
Granted, but it's worse than any previous nicknames that he's had.
I wish that I could make a really good banner.
You just did, but a flying monkey from oz took it away and you are now the principal of your school.
I wish my room was clean
Granted, but an elephant then walks into your room, pretty much destroying it.
Oh, and as a homeschooler, how would I become principal?
I wish that I had an extra hour in my day.
Rainy, you're a homeschooler? I wish I was.
Granted, but it's used for sleeping.
I wish for a thousand more wishes! Muahahaha! (Genie: Sorry, Master, but I specified that--)
Granted, but someone by the name of Rainshadow comes and steals all of them to use for herself! >:D MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I wish that I could eat chocolate.
Ah, but you can, you are just allergic to it now!!! >:-)
I wish I could topple the communist gov. In china
you just did but now a meteorite came and destroyed every thing but china.
I Wish I could take a world tour
You can, but there is no world to tour
I wish for a magical unicorn named charlie
Granted but he poops rainbows all over the town, burying everyone :P
I wish that I could get The Hobbit or Wreck it Ralph for my ipad
You do, but they each cost a million dollars and you get buried in debt!
I wish that more people would post in the BloodSpine RP tournament section.
They do, but the only thing they post is Spam
I wish that redwaller would actually post a wish for me to corrupt
Granted, but the wish is terribly hard to corrupt, as it is perfect in nearly every way.
I wish that I could have no interruptions so I can finish the 6th season of Doctor Who.
You can, but it's the wrong season.
I wish that Rainshadow could stop watching Dr. Who
Granted, I no longer watch Dr. Who, but I still watch Doctor Who. ;D
I wish that I could play the 'Hard' difficulty better on Guitar Hero.
Ah, but you can, but "hard" is now "absolutely extreme"
I wish that Daleks would exterminate themselves
Granted, but they come back. So sad!
I wish that the Sontarans didn't enjoy killing others.
Granted, but now they come to your room every night and bother you
I wish that YouTube will keep these cool behind the scenes videos I found about the Narnia films around for a long time.
They're there, you just can't access them.
I wish for a sammich'
Granted, but it's a pineapple, seaweed and mushroom sandwich with arsenic sauce.
I wish that the waffles were done cooking.
They are, but they're burnt beyond eating.
I wish I could get my Shiny Finneon now
Sure, but then it is taken away from you.
I wish it was March 30 2013
It is,but in the year 2004, you have to retake Elementary School! mwahahahahahaha!
I wish for Santa to punch a leprichaun.
He dose, but he punches you too.
I wish it was tomorrow
Granted, but then time goes back before you were born and nobody knows you.
I wish I had a wish
You do, but I wished it for you.
I wish that my cooking business will be a success.
It will, because someone else takes over the company!
I wish that penguins could fly!
They can, but in the process, a unicorn died
I wish for school to be over on May 9.
It for you, because you get killed!
I wish that I memorized every Redwall book.
You can, but I wiped your mind.
I wish for people to revive my RP
They do, but they all cheat!
I wish Romsca would post in the RP Tounament.
Granted, but all her posts consist of "NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN!!!
You wish! and I don't think Romsca is a boy. ;) ::)
I wish my jacket didn't smell so strongly of smoke.
Granted! Now it smells even strongly-er of rotting seafood.
I wish that Redwall was real life.
Granted, but all the goodbeasts (and badbeasts) turned into disgusting, slimy, evil little human-eating goblins
I wish I could do a cartwheel. :'(
Granted, but it becomes the only method of transport that you can use. You forget how to walk, run, skip, hop, mosey, all that stuff.
I wish that I had more coal for my furnaces. The fire's getting low, I don't wanna fall five fathoms like the crew of the Ophelia.
Granted, but now you have it thrown at you.
I wish I were a Redwall otter.
I don't mind, as long as I don't die and my crew doesn't die and it doesn't puncture the airbag.
Granted, but you're still in this world, so nobody takes you seriously.
I wish I could turn off this storm. I don't want to get struck by lightning.
Granted, but now you turn into a cupcake and get eaten!
I grant your invisible wish but now what you wished for is invisible
I wish i could fall asleep faster
Granted, but
Spoiler
YOU NEVER WAKE UP!
Granted, I'm unsure of what your wish is, so i assume you wish watch everyone you love die in a painful, drawn out way, including you.
I wish for something to do.
Granted, you get to
Spoiler
Below
Spoiler
THROW YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Granted, I'm unsure of what your wish is, so i assume you wish watch everyone you love die in a painful, drawn out way, including you.
I wish Shadowed One would make a wish, rather than just answering the wish above him.
Granted, but now he is the only one who is allowed to wish, except for me!
I wish I had a scanner.
Granted. You may now scan goverment files and be put in jail for life.
I wish that Sherlock Holmes was real...
Granted, but he died before you were born.
I wish that I could have Duff burgers more often.
Granted, but theyre ice cold all the time
I wish that I could see the extended version of The Lord of the Rings movies
Granted. You will now see bloopers when all the sets fall down ;D
I wish that everything was horrible! Just try corrupting that!
Granted, everything is now horrible, enjoy!
I wish for disc two of The Essential Clash.
Granted. Your disc will clash with everything you own, destroying everything!
I wish that Brian Jacques was still alive (you cant corrupt that either) :-\
Granted, He just dies again in a few seconds.
I wish Ungatt Trunn wouldn't try to create uncorruptable wishes, because he will always fail.
Granted, but now he will ungrant every thing!
I wish that I had a Ranger cloak.
Granted, but it's a fake and it cost like $8000.
I wish my next wish wouldn't get corrupted.
Granted but since you didn't wish for any thing nothing happens.
I wish I was living in some of my books, Redwall, Ranger's Apprentice, brotherband.
Granted, but you may only choose one, and you are forever stuck in that one book.
I wish that I could go to England and watch Sherlock and Doctor Who being filmed.
Granted, but as soon as you get there, they stop making them, FOREVER!
I wish that I had a claymore so I could chop people with lousy SABERS up (like Ruzvul, for instance)! Muahahahaha!
Granted, but then your claymore turns into clay.
I wish yesterday was the day before tomorrw's yesterday.
Granted, but....wait, I have no clue what you said. So, whatever yesterday it is, you are stuck there.
I wish that I owned all of the Port Blue albums, listened to them often, never stopped loving them and that Adam Young would continue to create more Port Blue (and me buy them!).
Granted, but you run out of money to buy them.
I wish that I was eating steak. :)
Granted, but the steak was raw and now you're very, very sick.
I wish that I could catch up to the current episode of Revolution!
Quote from: Shadowed One on May 03, 2013, 02:07:38 PM
I wish that I had a claymore so I could chop people with lousy SABERS up (like Ruzvul, for instance)! Muahahahaha!
Since when does Claymore beat Sabre? the wheel of beating-up:
Speed beats Strength, Strength beats Gigantic Hordes, Gigantic Hordes beat Speed.
Granted, but the current episode is the last one. EVAR!!!!
I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted. If you corrupt that wish, then I wish that your next wish gets corrupted.
Granted, but I decided not to corrupt your wish.
I wish that I could draw as good as my older brother.
Granted, but you can only draw art supplies.
I wish that Upgrade and The Jon had stayed with Steam Powered Giraffe. :(
Granted, but the other guys left. (Don't know their names)
I wish that I could finish watching my impromptu marathon of Dr. Who!(I'm a fan now)
Noooo!!! Rabbit, The Spine! Mr. Reed!! *composes self* Ahem. So, granted, but as soon as you finish, BBC announces that they have decided to stop producing it.
I wish that I lived in a hobbit hole. :)
Granted but its only 4 feet high
I wish i had more tuck
Tuck, as in food? Granted, but you immediately get food poisoning, which has you in the hospital for three days, thus missing out on anything awesome that happens in those days. >:D
I wish that I could see Star Trek: Into Darkness again.
granted but the audio broke all you have is the video
i wish i could get some more sleep
Granted, but you then sleep for a hundred years until a beautiful dragon princess comes a nd kisses you so that you'll wake up, then she eats you as soon as you do.
I wish I had that sketching kit that is on sale on amazon for seven dollars and twenty five cents.
granted but it gets lost on delivery and it was the last one in stock for 2 years
I wish would die right now this very momment
Granted, but you stay dead for eternity instead of me reviving you by corrupting your wish. >:D
I wish that I owned the Star Trek: Into Darkness soundtrack, it was indestructible, I never lost it, I could listen to it, and it didn't cost very much.
you get mugged by 2 very masculine men with guns and they take it along with your money
I wish i the cake wasn't a lie
Granted, but you still have no cake. >:D
I wish that I wasn't mugged by two very masculine men with guns and I still had my Star Trek: Into Darkness soundtrack AND my money. And also that they'd never be stolen again. ;D
granted but the CD was immediatly recalled and all copies are collected for insurance purposes of the movie industry
I wish i could defeat cluny in a duel
Granted, but he was only MOSTLY dead, and he was revived by his comrades, killing you soon after. ;D
I wish that I WOULD NEVER LOSE, BREAK, OR HAVE ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO THE STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS SOUNDTRACK CD I PREVIOUSLY WISHED FOR. AND THAT IT WOULD WORK. WELL.
Granted, it's horrible.
I wish rainshadow would stop making wishes about the Into the Darkness soundtrack.
(It's Into Darkness, not Into THE Darkness ;)) Granted, but now I make endless Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Merlin references. ;D
I wish that I had a chocolate chip cookie right now.
granted but the chocolate isn't chocolate
i wish i had a bucket full of sunshine
Granted, but the sunlight is so bright that it blinds you permanently.
I wish that I had perfect vision.
Granted, but you lose your vision in a car crash.
I wish I could teleport.
granted. but you can only teleport in 5 foot intervals
i wish the zombie apocalypse would start
Granted, but you are the first person eaten. (Actually eaten, not just turned into a zombie)
I wish I had a better sense of direction! (Got lost about 3 times on the way to school this morning. Jeez.)
Granted, but not much better.
I wish I could stop procrastinating :P
granted, but you only finish things half way
I wish I could use this smiley more :-X
You can but you will never be able to use the others >:D
I wish I could never use this smiley :-*
Go ahead, but it then becomes the only smiley on this forum.
I wish I didn't have to vacuum the house today.
Granted, but now you have to sweep the whole house with a small broom. >:D
I wish someone else played Dofus.
Granted, but they're just a doofus, so they ain't fun to play with!
I wish that I could stay home tonight and sleep in tomorrow.
Granted, but then you miss a huge test and fail at life forever!
I wish that I didn't have to take the final exams or do another year of high school. :P
Granted, but you then have to make up for it by doing five extra years of college,
I wish I weren't addicted to this sight. (I'm not sure why...)
Granted, but now you're blind. (Hehe, sorry, just had to say that. I knew you were meaning "site", but I just had to say it. ;D)
I wish that I could take my spacers out.
Granted, but now your teeth are all messed up
I wish I could read people out of books like in Inkheart
But then, they'd all ask silly questions and embarrass you!
I wish I could win the lottery.
Granted! You've won one dollar! :D
I wish that I wasn't catching a cold.
Granted, but now you have terrible allergies!
I wish that wishes were fishes!
Granted, but they all swam away from you!
I wish that my friend's surgery would go alright! (She's having all four wisdom teeth out today. :()
Granted it went perfectly but your next for 3 root canals
I wish i could get a college Doctorate degree in 3 days with no work
Granted, but then you have to stay in school for the rest of your days.
I wish I could get a Guardian of Nature dragon.
Granted, you get the egg, but no one views it, so your egg dies. >:D
I wish that I could eat without pain.
Granted, now you walk with pain instead.
I wish I could find somebody to discuss Bleach with me...
Quote from: Rainshadow on June 19, 2013, 05:16:58 PM
Granted, you get the egg, but no one views it, so your egg dies. >:D
That's mean. :( (:D)
Quote from: WarriorOfMossflower on June 19, 2013, 05:23:41 PM
I wish I could find somebody to discuss Bleach with me...
Granted, but they have no idea what they are talking about.
I wish for nothing
Granted, you get Nothing. Oh, and by the way, Nothing is a nasty squiddel that thirsts for apple juice. If you don't give him apple juice frequently, he'll start destroying your house. ;D
I wish that I had more free time in my day.
Granted but you can do absolutely nothing, not even sleep or eat or anything.
I wish only for my character's magical diamonds to be optimally cut and mounted in the ideal object for both the use of the person and the maximization of the inherent positive effect of the diamonds for the present and future, and the diamonds, mounted in their respective objects properly, to be immediately placed in the respective aforementioned character's possession. (the wish is stated benevolently and the spirit of the wish to be held in a higher priority than the letter of the wish) [this is in real time use in one of DnD games]
Granted, but your diamonds disappear soon after.
I wish that food wouldn't get stuck in my braces.
granted, but now the food doesn't taste good
I wish that I could have a Lord of the Rings marathon with my cousins soon
Granted they hate the movie and want to watch princess bride instead
I wish i had a life time supply of food
(to Rainshadow: the part where is the "for the present and future" means they wont disappear letting you know)
Granted. However, you're going to die in five minutes, so a lifetime supply isn't that much.
I wish for something to do.
Granted. You have been transported to a cave full of alligators, poisonous snakes and spiders, and any other dreadful thing you can think of. Oh, and the water is acid. Have fun!
I wish that I could see my friends more often.
Granted, but they're mad at you
I wish that I will not worry about anything this summer
Granted, but it's because you have the most boring summer in the world!
I wish that I could listen to this song on endless repeat:
Wish granted. You will now hear it 24/7, non-stop, which will prevent you from sleep and other elements of a happy life.
I wish that somebody would corrupt my wish ;D
Granted, but now you wish that it had never been corrupted. ;D
Oh, and I wouldn't mind hearing that song 24/7. I love it! ;D
I wish that I could concentrate.
Wish granted. But, instead of being granted concentration, you will be granted incineration, like what Bilbo read on the list of agreements in (http://thehobbit) ;D
I wish for something wonderful!
Granted, but that wonderful thing is something that you don't think is wonderful. (Like an Armin van Buuren song! >:D)
I wish for world peace!
Granted, but it only lasts for two minutes >:D
I wish for some blueberry pie ;D
Granted, but the pie is so burned that it is no longer edible.
I wish for some ice cream.
Granted, but it's sardine flavoured ice cream. >:D
I wish I could use >:D in each of my posts.
Granted but now that's the ONLY smiley you can use
I wish to go on a tour of The Lord of the Rings movie sets someday
Granted, but then you can't read them or go on a Forum about it! >:D
I wish I could own the Ink Trilogy.
Granted, but the books are so heavily damaged that they are irreparable.
I wish Girl's Camp lasted forever!
Quote from: KitrallStreamrippler on July 02, 2013, 08:20:33 AM
I wish Girl's Camp lasted forever!
So do I ... then we men-folk wouldn't have to put up with them at school and work. ;)
Quote from: Buzz_Bumble on July 02, 2013, 08:29:22 AM
Quote from: KitrallStreamrippler on July 02, 2013, 08:20:33 AM
I wish Girl's Camp lasted forever!
So do I ... then we men-folk wouldn't have to put up with them at school and work. ;)
*slaps Buzz_Bumble and gets on with game (anyway I don't go to girl camp)*
I wish I could swim like a goldfish
Granted, because you ARE a goldfish! Unfortunately, because you're a goldfish and you live in the wild, you quickly get eaten by larger animals. ;D
I wish that my braces would stop giving me sore spots in my mouth.
Granted, but instead they give you cuts.
I wish I could snap my fingers and clean the house like Mary Poppins.
granted but it would be your neighbors house.
I wish I was a star on Broadway.
Granted. But you're a star on a broad roadway.
I wish there would be more people joining in the Smiley Wars!
Granted but their all guests :o
I wish I was an artist ::)
Granted, but that doesn't mean you're any good! ;D
I wish I were a bear, then everyone would expect me to have hairy legs, excess body fat, and wake up growling!
Yup, and you would sleep half the hear.
I wish that I didn't have to make a wish on this forum game!
Granted but only for 30 seconds
I wish i had all the Redwall audio books
Granted, but they don't work. >:D
I wish I was level 100 Sneaking in Skyrim.
Granted but only for 2 seconds :D
I wish I could be a chinchilla
Granted, but you're a furless chinchilla!
I wish for >:D to be in the Smiley options.
granted but only on Tam's computer :P
I wish there was a smiley who look sea sick
Granted, but every time you look at it, you start to feel seasick as well. >:D
I wish that I didn't have to eat soy nuts.
Granted but only on Sunday's ;D
I wish I could eat chocolate faster than my brother
Granted, but that makes you sick
I wish I could be done with my story :o
Granted, but everyone dies at the end.
I wish that weasels could fly.
Granted but they'll fly away and never be seen again ;D
I wish I was as good at writing as my sister
Granted but your sister becomes a fail at writing.
I wish that the Redwall series had more books.
Me too :'(
I wish zebras lived in England
Granted, but within five minutes they are hunted to extinction in England.
I wish that I could think of something to wish for.
Granted, but it's a pointless wish.
I wish that my computer would stop being broken and just work. ( I really do!)
Granted, but the keyboard breaks.
I wish chocolate was healthy.
I'll join you on that one ;)
I wish goldfish would buy gummy bears for me 8) :P
Granted but the gummy bears are fish food flavored.
I wish that I had fluffy squirrels.
Granted but they bite you all the time.
I wish money grow on trees
Granted but you can never reach it.
I wish that I could wright a book and get it published.
Granted, but how do you "wright" something?
I wish I were in the Redwall world, in an adventure. :)
Granted, but you die
I wish I could find a song that I've been looking for for a while
Granted but the song is annoying.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you'll be taken by a secret organisation for experimentation.
I wish life was like in Redwall, instead of the modern rat race.
Granted, but now humans have been taken as slaves by evil vermin. (Good thing I'm a Martian!)
I wish that I owned The Midsummer Station Acoustic EP.
Granted but it blows up with you inside it
I wish I was a Hero member
Granted, but now Hero Members are the lowest rank.
I wish that my hobbit-hole was already built. (I'm going to live in one, y'know.)
Granted, but it was built incorrectly and is now collapsing with you in it! >:D
I wish I had all of the lyrics and choreography memorized for Seussical Jr.
Granted, and you even get to perform the main role. However, on opening night, you discover that aliens have removed all data related to music and dancing from your brain.
I wish that I could be done with high school and move out, already.
Granted, but as soon as you get your own apartment (which is rather trashy and pitiful) and a horrible job (cruel boss, terrible pay, mean coworkers, etc.), you discover what the 'real world' is like. And you despise it. (Debbie Downer, much? ;))
I wish that cream puffs tasted more like ice cream than cream.
Granted, but it's liver ice cream(Exists)
I wish I could draw as good as some on this Forum.
Granted, but now you can't spell to save your life, and writing is terribly difficult, so you give up on all the roleplays you're in and all the stories you're writing.
I wish that I had more time to write my story. (So far I've pretty much just stated that the main character is sixteen, he loves riding bikes, and he's very nerdy 'cause he was extremely excited to get a typewriter for his birthday. :P)
Granted, but you don't have time to Roleplay, draw, of goof off.
I wish I had all the Tolkien books!
Granted. But you can't read them!
I wish I could be in a play.
Granted, but you play the bush. You're one and only job is to stand there and rustle your leaves every once in a while. ;D
Quote from: Redwaller on August 15, 2013, 03:07:42 PM
Granted, but you don't have time to Roleplay, draw, of goof off.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :P
I wish that I didn't have to wear pink or yellow for the play I'm in.
Well then you can't be in the play!
I wish I could ride a horse.
Granted but you fall off and break your leg
I wish my sword was sharp
Granted, but as you're marveling at how sharp and beautiful your sword now is, you accidentally kill yourself.
I wish that I wasn't so nervous.
Granted. But you are not nervous enough and then you walk straight into a den of snakes and get bit because you weren't nervous!
I wish I could marry Rakkety Tam(not my brother)
Granted but he dies the day after in a battle.
I wish I could draw even better.
Granted, but you suddenly lose all creativity, and now you have no idea what to draw!
I wish that I could count this song I'm listening to. I think it's in 7/4, but I'm not sure. (Seriously, if anyone wants to correct me, feel free to do it, 'cause I'm very curious! It's been bugging me!)
What do you mean by "count"?
:-X
Figure out what time signature it's in. ;) (I'm a music nerd, I know. :P)
You can, but suddenly you hate all music.
Blaggut, I wanna corrupt a wish, so make a wish! ;D
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but you have to use it all to pay bills.
I wish I had an electric violin.
You do now, but where's the electricity? Gone.
I wish for the power to post this post. Huh, got my wish! ;D
I wish for a fish that's in a dish and look de-lish!
Granted, but when you get it, you don't want it.
I wish I had ultimate self-control. ;D
You do, but you learn that self control stinks, but still want it, creating a basic paradox, and you die.
I wish for a portal gun.
Granted, but you shoot yourself with it.
I wish for awesome pizzas at my birthday party. ;D
They've arrived! But they're all moldy, and you see some maggots in the corner. ;D
I wish my pony could fly.
Granted, but now it's a My Little Pony. :P
I wish that I wasn't so unfit.
Granted. You are now perfectly fit to begin a strenuous exercise program.
I wish I was immortal.
Granted. Unfortunately, an angel says that you have to travel the world forever with a black dog. And always leave your current location just as you'd befriended people.
I wish I owned my own airplane.
Granted, but the next day your best friend tries to fly it and hits a tree, ripping the wings off and putting you both in the hospital.
I wish I could be in a Redwall book.
Granted, but you get killed in a vermin attack.
I wish I could live in Hawaii.
Granted, but as you're on a long work trip, a tsunami eats your house and you find your new adress to be 3471 Atlantic Street
I wish the person to post after me wouldn't corrupt or in any way change this wish.
Granted. However, the person after me corrupts it instead. :P
I wish that I owned a pet rabbit.
Granted, but it's a man-eating rabbit that you have to blow up with a Holy Hand Grenade.
I wish that I could sing my part of the Hallelujah Chorus perfectly. (I can't hit most of the notes 'cause they're so ridiculously high. I signed up for second soprano, not first! ::))
Granted, but you're the only person who can sing on the day you perform it.
I wish I had a great singing voice.
Granted, but your friends become jealous and leave you.
I wish I had a better computer.
Granted. However, you like using it so much that you're on it all the time, and it overheats and explodes.
I wish I could go skydiving.
Granted! In fact, you're so in love with it that you decide to go without a parachute.
I wish my head would stop hurting.
Granted! However, your whole body hurts instead!
I wish I could visit the South Pole.
Granted, but unfortunately, you went without any gear or anything, so you died shortly after arriving. By canoe.
I wish that I could finish Merlin tonight, and that I liked the ending.
Granted, but went blind afterward.
I wish I had more stamina.
Granted, but you have to eat six full meals a day.
I wish I had more money.
Granted, but now you have nothing to buy.
I wish that I could change the ending of Merlin. (I hated it! >:( :'()
Grated but now you can't ever watch it again
Where's your wish? :-\ ???
Granted, whatever yours was Ublaz. I wish I could reach that book over there.
Granted, but you can't read it.
I wish I could meet a forum member in person.
Granted, but they turn out to be a very nasty person. Wish I had more memory on my phone...
Granted, but you can only use it for school-related apps.
I wish this %&*#@! cold would go away!!!
Granted, but then you get the chicken poxs!
I wish the person below me was Rainshadow.
Well, it ain't happenin'.
I wish I had a holy hand grenade, and that I would remember to count to three, and only three because three is good to be three, and thrice only, because... (Alright, 1-2-5, I mean 3!)
Granted, but it blows up at the count of two.
I wish the person below the person under me was Rainshadow. (I dare you to grant that wish!)
Sorry, I don't think I quite understood the wish. Did I grant it? (;D)
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on October 18, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
I wish the person below me was Rainshadow.
Awww, somebody missed me? :p ;)
I wish that I didn't have to take thyroid medicine.
Granted but know you have to take that think pink medicine
I wish I could fly
Granted, but then you crash into a mountain and are seriously injured. :P
I wish I could have a million dollars.
Granted but its The Game of Life money
I wish I wasn't seriously injured form the last wish
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 20, 2013, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on October 18, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
I wish the person below me was Rainshadow.
Awww, somebody missed me? :p ;)
::)
Granted, but then you get seriously injured form this wish.
I with I could fly on a paper airplane.
Granted, but you have to make a crash landing. In the middle of the ocean.
I wish that I knew every Relient K song by heart.
Granted, but you lose your voice.
I wish I had a milkshake
Granted. You get a milk that was shaken in molases.
I wish that people would start relising that Gareth Emery is better than Armin Van Buuren.
Granted, but Armin Van Buuren is Dutch, so therefore he still wins. ;D
I wish that I could go see the Netherlands.
Granted. You will be placed in a war in the Netherlands.
P.S: Rainshadow, did you know that Armin Van Buuren isn't number #1 anymore? He's number #2 now. Hardwell was voted the number #1 DJ on October 19th.
(Lol, I don't really listen to any DJs, I'm just rooting for Armin Van Buuren 'cause we're both Dutch. :P Well, at least, I'm mostly Dutch. A bit of Welsh in there too. And some other stuff that I can't remember. But mostly Dutch.)
I wish that I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight, but I'd stay at a healthy weight.
Granted. You may have all the spinach you want. ;D
I wish that Julian Smith would release another video.
Granted, but you hate it.
I wish that I knew how to play the violin.
Granted. You can now play the violin, but you can only make high-piched, annoying noise, the type that drives animals crazy. ;D
I wish that somebody would corrupt this wish.
Granted. But then it gets inexplicably un-corrupted. ;D
I wish that someone would take a look at me and my sisters' Redwall website in my signature. And try out the "Choose Your Own Adventure" we have on there.
Granted, but your website gets inexplicably shut down.
I wish I had an electric violin.
Branted. But every time you play it, you get shocked.
I wish that i could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish.
(I did, Jukka! I loved it! :)) Granted, but you can't stop wishing for wishing, and so on!
I wish my chicken Graywing was nicer and will cuddle.
Granted, but it's because you turned into a chicken. :)
I wish all sheet music was free.
Granted, but now you are no longer adept at any instrument.
I wish for a incorruptable cupcake.
Granted. Here's your Chocolate Muffin of Death!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L8uF_0gfneo/SwLstGjlHkI/AAAAAAAAAao/kgmfGLuVwhE/s1600/chocolate_muffin.jpg)
I wish that I could go see The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, Frozen, and Catching Fire, all for free. (And that they'd be good. ;))
Granted. But I have to come with you to see Deslotion Of Smaug. ;D
I wish that I could eat sphagetti right now.
Granted, but you have the dexterity of a two-year-old and you make a huge mess.
I wish that my back would heal faster so I can go on the play equipment at this awesome park.
Granted, but now you ARE the equipment!!
I wish I could the new Percy Jackson movie.
Granted. You may see it in three years.
I wish that I had a zipline at my house.
Granted, but it only goes up...not down.
I wish it would snow.
Granted. You will be snowed in from going to Disneyland.
I wish something. ;D
Granted, but it's something you don't like.
I wish I had all the Fruits Basket volumes.
Granted! You have various volumes (meaning, loud, quiet, etc.) of apples, oranges, pears, bananas... ;D
I wish I could get rid of my hiccups forever!
Granted. You will have iches forever insted.
I wish for a big bowel of grapes.
Granted, but they make you sick
I wish I could go ice skating with my redwall forum friends.
Granted, but when you first step on the ice, you fall through.
I wish I could go to a friends house soon.
Granted. They hold a memorial service for your friend after his/her funeral. (I'm evil. :o)
I wish that I wasn't so evil.
Granted, but now you're so nice it sickens everyone, and you still remember being evil....I'm bad!
I wish for football to disappear forever!
Granted. Now Rugby shall plague your life.
I wish it would snow.
Granted. But it snows so much that you're snowed in for days and you run out of food.
I wish that I never had to wash dishes.
Granted. You have to wash all of your house.
I wish that I could go sleding!
Granted! You can't stop sledding
I wish I could go back in time
Granted, but now you're trapped in the past, never to return. Sorry!
I wish that I had a working time travel watch like the one I thought up.
Granted! You're stuck in the future!
I Wish I could dance in the Ballet!
Granted, but you LITERALLY break a leg. ;D
I wish that I could have a super awesome superpower like controlling time, and that I could have it forever. (So, no saying, "You get it for five seconds." ;))
Granted, but you soon get sick of having this power...but you've got it forever!
I wish to meet Lindsey Stirling.
Granted. You get to meet her as your wish for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. You die shortly after meeting her. (What's creepy is I had this same sort of discussion with my family earlier today. Someone brought up the Make-A-Wish Foundation, then we started wondering what we'd do if we had one wish. I said I'd probably want to meet someone, but I have no idea who. :P)
I wish that I could meet Adam Young of Owl City. (Not as my wish for Make-A-Wish. ;))
Granted but he kills you
I wish There were more Redwall books
Granted, but they're all written by a fan who's only read The Redwall Cookbook.
I wish for sewing equipment, materials and instructions.
Granted, but no store will buy your homemade clothing.
I wish I had an old 1950's Hudson Hornet.
Granted, but you get stung by it. ;D
I wish for a big bowl of Sphagetti!
Granted, but it gets taken away from you.
I wish that I could learn Circular Gallifreyan really easily. (I've actually written something in Circular Gallifreyan. ;D)
AH...eh, you, er, um....
I wish for *random wish*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on December 03, 2013, 01:18:15 AM
Granted but he kills you
I'm sorry, but this made me crack up laughing. :D
Anyway...Granted, but the asterisks kill you. *__*
I wish for a nail polish that doesn't come off in like a week...
Granted. The nail polish now comes off in three days.
I wish for something really bad!
Granted! You are now really bad!!
I wish.....um...there was a redwall abbey in Disney land!!! :-*
Granted, but the villains took over the ride.
I wish that hot dogs rained from the sky.
Granted, you are now fatally allergic to bread.
I wish for something to do.
Granted: you can now clean the whole world.
I wish I it was not opposite day
Granted. However, because it's Opposite day, wishing it wasn't opposite day caused your wish to be corrupted by me making it not opposite day, which you wished it was, because it was opposite day. DON'T TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT. I'M STILL WORKING OUT THE FINE POINTS!
I wish I were an Oscer Meyer ##:1059.
alright. you are in my tum-tum now!
I wish I was in redwall :o
Granted, but it was taken over by Cluny's ghost.
I wish I had a flying salamander named Jim.
grated: salamanders cant fly so splat!
I wish I was a dibbun
Granted, but you'll be young forever
I wish I could find a song I've been trying to find for quite some time now
Granted, but when you do find it, you find out that it's quite dull and are severely disappointed with it.
I wish that I could find the perfect song to show my cousin's friend. (He and I kinda staked out in the kitchen during Thanksgiving and had pulled out our phones/iPods to show different songs we enjoyed. :P)
Granted. You find some good Cosmic Gate, Deadmau5 and Skrillex songs to show him.
I wish that I could have a white Christmas.
Granted, but the snow is actually nuclear fallout.
I wish my dog was able to talk to me.
Granted, but now he sayd mean things, cusses, and won't shut up! (Not even duct tape will work, I'm afraid)
I wish my chicken was better (I really do wish it!)
Alright. Your Chicken is so good, it get's eaten, and you don't even get a piece.
IWT my hair was back to the perfect length. It's way to long right now.
granted but the kid next door cut it all off of you
IW my nose wasn't stuffed up
Granted! Now it won't stop running. ;D
I wish that my Kindle battery would never run outta juice. (Seriously, I have to recharge it ALL THE TIME!)
Granted but now you have to give it power.
I wish it was 2 a clock (actually I don't care)
Sure, but for you (not anybody else) it stays 2 o'clock forever.
I wish I could jump into a book to live the story.
Granted. That story is the Hunger Games. You're the first tribute to be killed.
I wish that I could have brisket every day for the rest of my life with no health problems.
Granted, but now Brisket is the only thing you can eat, ever again.
I wish for a MacDonald Harrier.
Granted but now your one to
I wish I wasn't listening to frozen songs (my sister always play it)
Granted, but now your ears have fallen off due to frostbite.
I like this game >:D
I wish I could have an exosuit.
Granted but now your being eaten alive by tigers and you don't have our suit with you
I wish I new someone on this
Granted, but now you are completely useless, unable to move, talk, hear, see, or speak. :o
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted but its monopoly money
I wish monopoly wasn't so long
Granted, but now it's too tall.
I wish I had a .12 Gauge shotgun
Granted but you shoot your shelf with it
I wish my pinky toe was still there. No thanks to your granting.
granted but now it's your only toe
Granted... what did I grant?
I wish I could watch the clouds.
Granted. Then it storms, and the cloud shaped like a bunny strikes you with lightning.
I wish that I could not wish.
Granted, but now you cannot speak.
I wish I could have a better anvil.
Granted, but it broke all your tools when you tried to use it.
I wish I could beat this level on Geomtry Rush
Granted. Now you can't beat any other game ever.
I wish that you wouldn't post.
granted but now you can't post on anything
Meh. You didn't wish for anything. *sobs* I WAS SUPPOSED TO CRUSH YOUR DREAMS! *continues sobbing*
Granted! Now your wish never existed! *Poof*
(Eh heh heh... I destroyed your wish... ;D)
I wish that I could have a slice of yummy cherry pie with a little bit of delicious vanilla ice cream.
Granted, but you are on an extreme diet.
I wish. . . blood.
Granted! Now you have a blood deficiency.
I wish for a taco.
Granted! But...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FSFahCiS4oA/UovHbWpAD3I/AAAAAAAAP3M/Nx05Y-ulS8Q/s1600/8.gif)
*Heat of the Moment plays in the distance*
I wish I didn't have to do anything stressful today.
Granted, but now you are paralyzed.
I wish there was a way to actually be in your day dreams.
Granted. Now I'm in your dreams. >:D
I wish Rain would tell me what show all those gifs are from.
Granted, but you immediately forget that I told you about them just a minute ago. (Dude, I just told you about them a minute ago! ;D)
I wish that I had a super cool superpower that actually worked and didn't destroy the universe or other people when I used it.
Granted, but it destroys you. Congrats.
I wish people didn't patronize me.
Granted. Now you patronize everyone else.
I wish for a better taco.
Granted, but now you can't eat it.
I wish the world didn't suck.
Granted. Now you suck. And so does your life. And so does that taco. . .
I wish for a pony.
Granted but it's dead
I wish for a wish
Granted but you can only get stuff that trys to kill you
I wish I had an oxy-acetylene torch.
Granted. Now it just melts everything.
I wish for an angle grinder.
Granted, but it has no disk.
I wish Norham had a disk for his angle grinder
Granted. Now you have to wish again. ;D
I wish.
Not granted.
I wish I had a wish.
Well to bad
I wish that I was a hipster.
Granted, however whenever you try to wear an article of clothing aside from nescessities, it assaults you and tries to throw salt in your face.
I wish that this wish would never be spoken of or referred to in any manner whatsoever.
Granted. (Well, I can speak for myself, but. . .)
I wish for a bomb.
Granted but it blows up while your holding it
Hey, Vilu, what's ya wish?
I wish that me and my fellow skit members would do well during the skits and not forget our lines.
Wish granted - You shall now do that particular skit so well you make everyone else look bad, and you will never forget your lines.
I wish I had a very cuddly cat.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 22, 2014, 11:10:49 PM
Wish granted - You shall now do that particular skit so well you make everyone else look bad, and you will never forget your lines.
I see no downside to this. ;D
Granted! But you must not feed this cat after midnight, for it will turn into a monster gremlin, and whatever you do, DO NOT GET IT WET.
I wish I didn't have to work on the deck.
Granted - you shall never have to do another thing in yur life.
I wish I could find my camera.
Granted, but it's in a river.
I wish I could stay on the forum instead of leaving for a while.
GRANTED!! You must stay on the Forum for forever! (And I have to say I'd be perfectly happy with that option,m as then we could continue our Girls VS Guys war, and our RP.....And our Cellars PM exchange...And everything else....)
I wish I knew every single one of the herbs and essential; oils and where they grow, what they do, etc.
granted, but now all the information will only stay there for one day and you wouldn't know anything else.
I wish I didn't have allergies.
Grtanted - You are dead!
I wish I have the pair of boots I want!
Granted, but you can never take them off.
I wish I was able to skip a rock across the water 27 times.
Granted - You may only skip that rock 27 times across that particular body of water.
I wish I knew how to make a cure-all for chickens
Granted, It will cure them of everything, even their life!
I wish that someone will come and make my day everyday, no exceptions.
OH NO!!!
Granted - Someone will make you rday everyday....But now you want to have BAD days!
I wish I had a new movie to watch.
Granted, but you have nowhere to put it.
I wish I didn't have a stomach ache right now.
Granted, but now you have a migraine! (Which can actually make your stomach ache from how bad it is... :P)
I wish that my sunburn would heal.
Granted-now you have really pale skin.
I wish that my nail polish didn't come off so quickly.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 25, 2014, 02:39:50 PM
Granted-now you have really pale skin.
That actually doesn't bother me. :P I already have pretty pale skin too. (Dutch genes! Woot!)
Granted! You now are stuck with one hideously disgusting colour on your nails... FOREVER.
I wish that any and every hair style and colour I tried worked out well for me. (Guess who's nervous about getting a different haircut. ::))
Granted- but now your great hair makes your clothes look terrible.
I wish I could do three things at once.
Granted - You can now only toie your shoes, go to the bathroom, nd brush your hair all at once.
I wish I could shoot that **** phone!!! >:( >:( >:(
Granted- but you can only shoot it with a water gun.
I Wish I didn't delete most of my messages.
Granted - Every single message in every single form shall come back and haunt you. Literally.
I wish I could see my aunt more often.
Granted, you see her every day now, but you never get to see anyone else in your family! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D ;D
I wish that I had enough money to buy Pokémon X/Y for my new 3DS XL.
Granted- but now you're broke.
I wish I could become invisible.
Granted. You are so invisible that you no longer exist.
I wish that my acne problems would go away and never return.
Quote from: PluggFiretail on June 26, 2014, 03:13:43 AM
Granted, you see her every day now, but you never get to see anyone else in your family! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D ;D
I actually wouldn't mind that.....
Granted - Now every single girl on the planet hates you because your skin's so perfect...And they show in lethal ways.
I wish my dinner wasn't ready yet!
Granted, it will never be ready!
I wish there were more smileys.
Granted- - SMILEYS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORL- :D ;D >:( :o 8) ;D (Tranlsation: "Hi,. we're here to kill you. Have a nice few hours!')
I wish.....I wish...Ohh, here's a good one: I wish I could wish!
Granted- you only have three more.
I wish i could read minds.
Granted - You can read the minds of everyone in the world, and can't block them out, and now you're going crazy!
I wish I wish I wish...I wish...I wish I have blue curtains!
Granted- now everything see looks blue.
I wish I had sunglasses 8)
Granted - You can now never take them off! BWAHAHAHA!!
I wish I hadn't exceeded my PM limit.
Granted- now you are looking for a sertain pm and you will never find it!
I wish I had a wonder chicken, cooked.
Granted - that chicken astes so nasty you can't bring yourself to eat another chicken in life!
I wish I could go for a swim!
Granted! You go for a swim in the Atlantic Ocean and get eaten by a great white shark. ;D
I wish that Alduin was a harder boss, but still easy enough for me to beat.
Granted - you can beat him every time, so it's now boring.
I wish I could go for a swim, with out getting eaten!
Granted! You aren't eaten, you're just mauled to death. ;D
(Oh, and by the way, by harder I meant actually a challenge. He wasn't really a challenge for me to defeat. I just needed some health potions and a level up and he was done for. :P)
I wish that my brother was able to play Skyrim without my help, but didn't play it all the time. (Seriously, every time he plays Skyrim, I have to stand next to him 'cause he thinks that he needs my help. Seriously, he's older than me and a way better gamer! Why does he need my help?)
Granted But Now he dose not play skyrim but follows you around every where wanting to play with you :D
I Wish I could Become A Badger
Granted, but now you have perpetual Bloodwrath.
I wish I wasn't tired.
Granted. You will never be tired again. Unfortunately, this means that even when your body needs sleep, your mind will be telling you to stay awake, so you'll probably be dead in a few days.
I wish that I was a better writer and had awesome, original ideas for stories.
Granted, but I stole copyright for every single one you might possibly publish.
I wish I had a piece of banana
Granted - That piece of banana? It was poisoned.
I wish I could spend more time with my close relatives....
Granted, but now they all live in your room.
I wish I didn't have to do schooling.
Grasnted - Now you're a year behind. Once you've done THAT, then you've used up all your vacation time.
I wish five years would go by really, really fast.....
(You must not be a senior in high school yet. ;D) Granted. Once those five years pass, you will look back and think, "Where did the time go? It went so quickly! Life just keeps speeding up as it goes, and before I know it I'm going to be married and have kids, and be settled down permanently."
I wish that I could speak in any accent perfectly.
Granted! The accents sound perfect... to you. ;D
I wish that I could eat however much I wanted and not be overweight, but not be malnourished either.
Granted! But you lose your appetite forever.
I wish that I had a job so that I actually had money. :(
Granted - Now you never have free time.
I wish there was another Twilight book.
Granted but it's only two pages long and says "And then an asteroid hit the Earth and everyone died in fire"
I wish I was able to cross between fictional universes
Granted- You can never come back to this one.
I iwhs...Hmm, what do I wish? I wish I knew what I wish,......
Granted, but your wish is that the world would end in a terrible way, filled with nuclear bombs, explosions, and something having to do with aliens who want to take over the planet.
I wish that the crick in my neck would go away.
Granted, a madman chopped off your head
I wish that I could meet and befriend (possibly even seduce ;)) any fictional character I wanted
. . . Granted, but you'll never be able to have a moment without them right next to you, eventually driving you insane.
I wish that cuts weren't so annoying.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 11, 2014, 01:00:42 AM
. . . Granted, but you'll never be able to have a moment without them right next to you, eventually driving you insane.
I wish that cuts weren't so annoying.
That's evil
Granted, they're now agonizing
I wish I had the power to do anything I could imagine
Granted - Now it's all so easy, you're bored all the time, and therefore driven insane.
I wish Fivbe years would go by really, really, really fast.....
Granted! Unfortunately, I forgot to set a timer for 5 years, so now 25 years have gone by really, really, really fast. Sorry!
I wish that I had more time to practice for the VBS skit.
AAAH! No!
Granted - Now you're forbidden to hang out with your friends or come online here......Or touch a computer. >:D
I wish Tuesday would get here already.....*Sighs, thinking of why I want Tuesday to get here*
Granted! Tuesday is here, and you've got the stomach flu! Yay! :D
I wish that I could have more taco salad.
Granted- but the meat has turned a mysterious purple color, and your taco salad supplier seems very nervous about it and won't tell you what it is.
I wish that I could develop any two of my talents fully without effort. That would be awesome, 'cause I just don't have the patience for it.
That happens but all other talents are gone
I wish I had cheese burger
Granted, but it's made with the cheese from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
I wish I was ironic.
Granted, but now everyone thinks that you're a hipster and that ironic is all you are and all you think about. You now have no friends.
I wish that I could stay up later at night without growing tired, but still have restful nights and wake up refreshed.
Granted, but now you have a TON of homework to do. Literally. Literally.
I wish that my friends were into anime.
Granted. All your friends are anime characters in your favourite anime show. You now have no friends.
I wish that I could read Homestuck without being interrupted.
Granted, but you don't like Homestuck anymore. (mwa ha ha)
I wish for fireflies.
Granted but the fireflies are evil and they take over the world
I wish I could use this smiley :-*
Ok, but it'll explode every time you use it.
I wish I had a living, perfectly healthy, normal-sized, peaceful puppy :3 (let's see how this one will work)
Graned but he kills you.
I wish I had 100000000000 dollars.
granted, but you can only spend it on one thing.
i wish my socks could fold themselves
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 07, 2014, 06:36:12 PM
Graned but he kills you.
I wish I had 100000000000 dollars.
*coughpeacefulcough*
Granted, but they're so small you can never find them.
I wish I could have an uncorrupted wish.
Granted but the wish can never be granted.
I wish for 10000000000000000000000 acres of forest.
Granted, but there's a forest fire and the entire forest gets burned down.
I wish that I could apply makeup perfectly.
Granted but you can never do it on yourself.
I wish for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 acres of forest. ;D
Granted. There's so much forest that the entire world, including the oceans, is filled up with trees and their root systems. Not only is there no room for anything else, there isn't even enough room for all of the trees. There's a mile high stack of trees across the entire planet. Without good ground for their root systems, they all die. The only thing that's left alive on the planet are microscopic organisms, who spend the next billion years eating petrified tree.
I wish the board had a hundred more good members.
Granted, but they're all on fire that can never be put out until the acres are burnt completely.
I wish I never had headaches.
EDIT: ninja'd by James...
Granted, but they're all sane, and their sanity catches.
I wish I never had headaches.
Gryphon: Granted but they all become corrupted by power.
Badger: Granted but now you don't have a head.
I wish that I could hurry up with my book.
Granted. You go through the book very quickly, finishing it in the next five seconds. Your brain didn't have time to react with surprise or anything else at how the book turned out, so when you're done with it, your thoughts on the book are "Eh, whatever, it was okay I guess." You're totally apathetic about it and never touch it again.
I wish that all the regular members and staff that we had in 2011 were both here and active again.
;_; I wish that too.
/no more time on the computer so I can't post anything else bye
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 15, 2014, 03:29:41 AM
Granted. You go through the book very quickly, finishing it in the next five seconds. Your brain didn't have time to react with surprise or anything else at how the book turned out, so when you're done with it, your thoughts on the book are "Eh, whatever, it was okay I guess." You're totally apathetic about it and never touch it again.
I wish that all the regular members and staff that we had in 2011 were both here and active again.
Actually I'm writing it...
Granted, but now all of the people that joined in 2012 - 2014, delete their accounts.
You were vague on whether you were writing or reading it, so I tried to leave my answer as open as possible. My answer still works, you just have to read it a bit differently.
You didn't wish, either, so I'll do another one.
I wish there were twice as many Redwall books.
Granted, but now they're written for kindergarteners.
I wish for a forested planet, that is indestructible and completely healthy and big enough to have one million acres of land, and five trillion acres of ocean, the waters perfect and impervious to poison, and such things. The planet cannot be flooded and I have everything I need to survive, with nothing decaying whatsoever.
Try to corrupt that! ;D
Granted, but you're not on that planet. You're on a completely different planet half-way across the universe, where you're the only living being. You have everything you need to survive because you're imprisoned there, with robots taking care of and performing experiments on you.
I wish I didn't keep forgetting to take my medicine.
Granted. You remember to take it, but you forget about taking it with liquid. Every time.
I wish that my neck would crack.
It does, but in the process, it breaks.
I wish I could fly.
Granted; you can fly, by flapping your arms.
Unfortunately, you have no control where you fly to, and everyone who sees you going overhead laugh themselves half to death because of how ridiculous you look. Also, your arms still get tired, so after a few minutes of flight you get too tired to keep flapping, fall thirty feet, and break both your arms and legs.
I wish I was the world's best hockey goalie.
Granted, because now you stop every single goal with your face, and you never wear a mask.
I wish I had an infinite supply of clean, uncontaminated water that was easy to access and could not be taken away.
Granted. This supply of water is accessed through a new hole that's been drilled through your ceiling.
Naturally, everything underneath it gets soaked. You try to put things under it to stop or slow down the flow, but you fail, as an infinite supply of water naturally creates infinite pressure when something attempts to block it. The water floods into your house, ruining everything.
You open the doors to try to escape and prevent yourself from drowning, but the water flows out of your house and starts to cover the neighborhood. Emergency services and the military are called in to attempt to stop the flooding. The sandbags that they put out are just covered, so they resort to trying to evaporate the water. Not only does this not stop the flooding, but it creates massive storm systems, which begin to spread across the Earth.
Your entire country is now covered with water, and the world's water levels are rising uncontrollably. Navy submarines are dispatched to locate the mysterious water source, and destroy it at any cost. Unfortunately, every missile and torpedo they fire just opens up the water source and makes the flooding even worse. Within a matter of hours, the entire world is filled up with water, killing everyone.
The new planetary ocean rises higher and higher, miles into the sky. The water turns into ice when it reaches space, but the pressure from all the water causes the ice to expand outwards. This continues, slowly engulfing and cooling down the sun, and eventually consuming the entire solar system. Within a few trillion years, the entire universe is nothing but a massive, expanding ball of water and ice.
On the bright side, the ever-increasing amount of matter in the universe disproves several laws of physics, and the energy generated by the ice pushing outwards ensures that, ironically, the universe will not suffer heat death. However, since nobody is alive to appreciate this, it's a rather moot point.
I wish I had a computer that was a hundred years ahead of its time.
Granted, however you have no idea how to operate it, and the neural interface fries your brain.
I wish that I had a top of the line computer for this day and age, capable of running any software or game that exists very very well. I of course know how to use it, and there are no ill effects on anything or anyone.
I wonder how you'll corrupt that...
Granted, but tomorrow, it becomes obsolete as every single technology company releases a completely new set of software and hardware that doesn't work with your computer.
I wish I had a robotic suit that was futuristic, had no ill effects on anyone or anything, and could not be hacked into. Basically Iron Man but better.
Granted. However, it's only a prototype for a future, unmade suit. The reason why it has no ill effects on anyone is because it doesn't work outside of a laboratory yet. None of the bugs have been fixed yet, one of those being that the controls that allow the user to get inside aren't functioning. There's a very simple software hack that could have fixed those bugs, but as the suit can't be hacked into, the end result is that you can't actually wear it or do anything significant with it. A robotics institute is willing to study it and try to get it to work, but if you agree to that, understand that 1) you have to sign a contract forfeiting all rights to the suit, 2) it will take them 50 years to figure it out, and 3) by the time they're able to make it do something, someone else will have already invented a different suit that is better in every way.
I wish I owned a massive video game company.
Granted, but you are 'litterally worse than EA.'
I wish that I had a pair of fully functioning headphones that hadn't shorted out in one ear.
(You have that too? That happens to us all the time! The right ear ALWAYS goes bad.)
Granted, but they don't work in modern appliances.
I wish I could upload my art.
Granted, but you get nothing but bad reviews and criticism for your art.
I wish that I could eat lots of junk food and still remain healthy.
Granted, but the junk food is disgusting.
I wish that I didn't fiddle with wires and break them so that my headsets short out.
Granted, but your metabolism changes so that you can't eat anything but junk food. You quickly get tired of junk food and want some vegetables, but you can't because they make you sick.
Also granted, but that's because your headsets always explode when you pick them up. There aren't enough left of them to fiddle with anything, and as a result you can't listen to anything privately ever again.
I wish nothing was contaminated.
granted, but all color is sucked from the world.
i wish that i was able to eat milk and eggs
Granted, but immediately thereafter there's a horrific shortage of milk and eggs, so you're unable to obtain any.
I wish I could visit the world of Narnia.
Granted, but you do it during the time of the Telmarine reign. With all of the native beings in hiding, everything is exactly the same as it would be in our world's Middle Ages.
I wish that expense was no object.
Granted. You now have all the money you could ever want, but then all of your friends and family keep bugging you all the time to buy them stuff or give them some of your moolah. Eventually, you retreat to a relatively inaccessible island, but after about five years you go insane from loneliness.
I wish I could play the violin.
Granted but you become Jem Carstairs and die from demon toxins within about six years (Obscure fandom references for the win!)
I wish I had all the books I could ever want
Granted, but you don't have time to read them. They sit on the shelf collecting dust for years, getting all mildewy and moldy, until finally, when you're eighty years old, you find time to read, but the first book you pick up has a scary scene in it which gives you a heart attack.
I wish I had my own computer.
Granted. It's an IBM PC, loaded up with PC-DOS 1.0, a 4.77mhz processor, and an amazing 16kb of ram.
You can do all kinds of things on it, like make BASIC apps, run a spreadsheet, or play great games. It can even log on to BBSs. (Just make sure that you have a modem and that it's plugged in to your phone line.)
I wish I had a bag of pretzels.
Granted, but the salt is a poisonous compound.
I wish I could have a million dollars.
Granted. You have a million dollars, but all of the serial numbers have been rubbed off. You can't spend any of your money because there isn't any proof of its authenticity. Then a paranoid clerk calls the police, and you're mistaken for a counterfeiter and hauled off to jail.
I wish that this software DVD would load.
Granted, but it completely fries your motherboard.
I wish I had invincibility.
Granted, but nobody likes you anymore.
I wish I had lots of followers on Tumblr.
Granted, but they're all spambots. You get tons of posts telling you about "great business opportunities" and "one weird trick discovered by a housewife".
I wish that my teeth were always clean.
Granted! They are always so nice and perfectly white, especially when you take them out and stick them in a glass of water beside your bed.
I wish that I didn't have to can pickles.
Granted. You now have to can tomatoes and applesauce instead. (Not together, of course.)
I wish my Dragon Cave dragons hadn't all turned out to be female so far.
Granted, but now they all start attacking you.
I wish for a planet that had ten million acres of forest, two hundred million acres of ocean and wildlife was in abundance, the atmosphere was perfect, I was on it I was the same age that I am now, I had family on it that were completely virtuous, the water was impervious to poison and so was the atmosphere, so was the gravity. There are no robots of any kind, and there is a plentiful food supply.
I am interested in what will happen to this.
Granted. However, after spending many delightful and pleasant years on said planet, a huge asteroid collides and starts tidal waves and earthquakes. Thus ends the utopia.
I wish I could meet all the forum people in real life.
Granted, but you hate them all, and vice-verse.
I wish that utopia was not destroyed.
ninja'd response: Granted, but they're nothing like how they are on the forums. Everybody, from the staff on down, act like jerks when you meet them, and the experience turns you off so much that you decide never to come on the forum again. :)
Granted; utopia wasn't destroyed. However, being imperfect, you can't be allowed to be in perfection, because you'd mess it up, so you're sent to live in a desert where you spend the rest of your days harvesting water.
I wish I could find my glasses.
Granted! You find them with your foot. ;D
I wish that I could get the smell of garlic off my hands.
Granted, but you get it off by washing your hands in a chili pepper solution. Then, when your eyes itch, you rub them with your hand.
I wish that I had 20/10 vision.
Granted! You now wear glasses that have the numbers "20" and "10" etched on them, obstructing your view. :)
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 20, 2014, 12:00:09 AM
Granted, but you get it off by washing your hands in a chili pepper solution. Then, when your eyes itch, you rub them with your hand.
That's just mean. :P ;)
I wish that I could eat corn on the cob again.
Granted, but now you can't eat anything else except corn on the cob.
I wish that I was allowed in utopia and it wasn't destroyed.
Granted; you reside on the Island of Utopia, as described by Thomas More. However, you're there as a slave, and struggle to adapt to the heavily restricted, spartan, totalitarian society. You have no individual rights, are permitted no luxuries or privacy, and are expected to spend your life performing manual labor or attempting to study "for the greater good". Have a nice life.
I wish that I was more creative.
Granted. You are now so creative that you can't even help drawing and painting creative pictures. Unfortunately, they're so creative no one can tell what they are.
I wish our van's air conditioning actually worked. (Three years ago we drove all the way to Oklahoma for my grandmother's funeral. It was in July. Needless to say, it was very hot.)
Granted but now it can't be turned off and you freeze to death this winter.
I wish that I could hurry up and finish writing my book.
Granted; you finish it in several seconds. You wrote it using a strange type of shorthand, that uses no vowels, spaces, punctuation, or capitalization. Nobody but you can read it, and the process of figuring out what you wrote and copying its contents into a more legible format takes even longer than it would've taken to have just written it normally in the first place.
I wish that my house had a sweet tea line (like a water line, but it would supply sweet tea), and an extra faucet in the kitchen that was hooked up to it.
Granted! Unfortunately, those who installed your sweet tea tank thought you meant you wanted to replace your hot water tank with the sweet tea, so now you have sweet tea showers, sweet tea baths, you wash your hands with sweet tea... everything is sweet tea.
I wish that I'd have fun at the baby shower tomorrow.
Granted, you have a smile on your face when your killed by a cloud raining babies.
I wish I had a purple dinosaur.
Granted, but now it eats you.
I wish for a supercomputer.
ninja'd reply: Granted. He has magic powers, and can talk and sing. He's a huge hit with kids, and you get all kinds of requests from TV companies asking you to let him host a new show they want to put out. Unfortunately, while children love him, everyone else hates him. Your dinosaur is unable to deal with the emotional stress and turns himself into a stuffed animal, which is accidentally given to some kid at a Goodwill store, and then dropped into a dumpster when it gets worn out.
Granted. However, the only software it can run are complex simulations of warfare, the economy, and the ecology. These are accessed through a complicated command line interface that you can't begin to master, as it doesn't come with a manual or any kind of documentation. Also, it takes up so much energy just sitting there not doing anything that your electric bill skyrockets.
I wish that I was the greatest programmer ever.
Granted, you can code quickly and efficiently. But your attention span for code is so short that you can't complete anything longer than a few lines of code before falling to sleep.
I wish that I knew the basics of every Minecraft mod.
Granted. You know the basics of every mine craft mod that ever was is or will be. However, your head is crammed with basics and you find it impossible to learn anything but the basics. You can not learn complicated things and are a noob for the rest of your miserably uncomplicated and simple life.
I wish I knew german....
My Mom knows German, and I know a little too!
Granted but now you can't stop talking and you can only speak in German.
I wish for a really nice house that had 100+ acres.
Granted, but the 100 acres are a seaside property and then the rising ocean levels sink your house.
Oops, forgot my wish. I wish I had better memory.
Yet another ninja'd post: Granted. Your 100+ acre house becomes world-famous as the largest house on Earth. It has its own zip code, and so many bedrooms that you can spend every night in a different bed. But after you fail to pay the first million-dollar electric bill, every light goes off, leaving your housekeeping staff to stumble around in the dark. They all quit, and the house quickly gets very, very dirty. You're left spending all of your time doing nothing but trying (and failing) to clean house. Also, your house is too big to adequately protect, so thieves break in through your thousands of windows and, over the course of several years, make off with all your appliances and furniture.
Granted. You remember every moment of your life, prior to this point. Every insulting thing that anyone has ever said to you, every negative thought, every mistake, and every injury you've ever had are at the top of your mind. You hate everyone for what they've done to you, and become a completely self-centered person, living in your room, spending all of your days 'remembering better times'. Then, when you're 80 and start to experience memory loss, you forget all of those 'better times' -- so that the only thing you remember is how you wasted your entire life remembering things.
I wish that I could find a certain cassette I'm missing.
Granted, but the data is completely corrupted so it's worthless after the days of searching you completely dedicate to finding it, destroying any productivity you might have.
I wish I (including my clothes) could turn invisible/visible at will.
Granted. You become a super hero and stop banks from being saved. Unfortunately, one of the times a robber has a gun, and, by a lucky guess, he shoots you down.
I wish I knew everything.
Granted, your mind can't process or contain all the knowledge ever so you die (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull quite clearly illustrates this)
I wish trolls from Homestuck were real
Granted but now all of Homestuck is real and the Earth ends, and you cannot escape.
I wish ti teach the world to sing in perfect harmony... ;D please get it...
(If all of Homestuck was real, I could get the game and escape from Earth)
Granted, no one ever stops singing, it's like Les Miserables but for eternity
I wish I could think of a wish
Granted. You finally come up with a wish, but it's terrible. You spend the rest of your life regretting that you didn't wish for something better to have.
I wish I could teleport anywhere....
Granted now you teleport to the earth's core and the teleportation device melts before you can use it again, condemning you to be burned up.
Granted. Because you never made a wish then Morgoth appears and throws you into the pit of Utumno, where you will spend the rest of your days in servitude of the dark lord!
I wish I became a dark Maiar and conquered Arda...
Granted, but then you are crushed by the Valar, and are chained in their halls for eternity.
I wish that I had a mobile portal to Middle-Earth.
Granted, but the end in Middle Earth is stuck in the goblins' lair and they go through en masse.
I wish my computer never had any problems but still was completely functional.
Granted, but your internet is down... forever!!!
I wish that I had a sandwich.
Granted, with moldy bread and human hair.
I wish that I could be a Valar.
Quote
I wish I became a dark Maiar and conquered Arda...
Basically, you want to be Sauron?
Quote from: Delthion on September 01, 2014, 11:43:35 PM
Basically, you want to be Sauron?
Correct, Delthion. But instead of using a ring like sauron, I would make a shoe of power.
Granted, but you eventually become corrupt and get thrown into the fires of mount doom.
I wish everyone would stop dying.
Granted, everyone turns into zombies.
I wish that Middle-Earth was real.
Granted; it exists as a new planet in our solar system. The governments on our Earth get together, build spaceships, and send them over to explore the new world. First contact with the elves goes awry, and the astronauts are attacked. Given the vast unexploited resources on this new world, our governments decide to retaliate and send a large invasion force. Conquering the planet proves more difficult than expected, but after an epic twenty-year war, and adept use of biological warfare, the last of the elves, orcs, dwarves, and hobbits are finally wiped out. The new colonists and remaining humans intermarry, and by 2108, have established multiple feuding countries across the planet.
I wish it was only spring and fall year-round.
Granted. Unfortunately, trees are not able to cope with the messed up seasons and they all die. Because all the trees are dead, the earth's oxygen level drops very rapidly and most of the Earth's flora and fauna die as well.
Granted, you turn into nothingness.
I wish that I could. I don't know, something involving Middle-Earth.
Granted. Not only do you not know anything about Middle Earth, but you've never even heard of the books it appears in. You have no clue who J.R.R. Tolkien is, and when someone mentions his name to you, you say, "Wasn't she the one that wrote that book about the kid with the glasses?". After hearing you say that, a group of enraged fanboys starts stalking you.
I wish that I didn't get bored.
Granted, you become Jack Bauer, with intrigue and terrorists going on all the time, never leaving you with a moments peace.
I wish for something, I'm running out of things to wish for.
Granted! You get a giant platypus bear that wants to eat you! Congratulations! :D
I wish that it wouldn't stop raining, but that the rain wouldn't damage the earth in any way.
Granted, the earth turns into a giant swamp. But didn't harm it while turning it into a swamp.
I wish for new things to wish for.
Granted! You now wish that you could turn into a mosquito, and that wish is also granted. Unfortunately, you make the mistake of trying to feed off of someone, and they squish you. Too bad. Shoulda been more careful what you wished for!
I wish that more people would visit my kingdom in the Cellars.
ninja'd: Granted, but all of your wishes are terrible, like that the bogeyman was real, or that children would go hungry, or that it would be always winter but never Christmas, and all of them come true. When people figure out that your wishes are the source of their misery, you lose all of your friends, are thrown into a deep dungeon, and are allowed to eat only thin gruel for the rest of your boring, miserable life.
Granted, but they don't post anything, and they ignore you whenever you mention it. You are left very lonely and sad.
I wish that I was the world's greatest writer.
Granted. Your books are good, but nobody likes them.
I wish that I was telekinetic.
(trololololololol)
Granted, but a new law is passed: All those with telekinesis must be executed.
I wish to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony!
To quote James, "Ninja'd." Granted! But, unfortunately, all of your ideas are stolen, and once you finish any sort of story, someone copies it and publishes the story before you can.
Granted! However, all of the items you attempt to move are pulled very quickly towards you, and if you don't stop trying to move them soon enough, they will smack you right in the face.
I wish that I could play all of Lego The Hobbit, including the DLC, without having to pay for anything. (Currently waiting for my brother so we can get back to the level in the second movie with Gandalf and Radagast. The one where they go into Dol Guldur.)
Granted, but the way you were able to do it is by stealing it. Your guilty conscience keeps you from enjoying the game, and even though you pay for it later, you're never able to get over having committed a crime. You end up uninstalling it right before you get to the end of the game. :)
I wish that I was always clean.
Granted! However, to make up for your cleanliness, everyone else in the entire universe (save me) is horribly dirty.
I wish that I could drink cherry Coca Cola without getting a headache.
Granted; you get a stomach ache and muscle cramps instead.
I wish that I wouldn't waste so much time.
Granted, you may not do anything except work all day. Not even sleep.
I wish for: Nothing.
Granted. Your humble wish attracts a wealty friend, who gives you lots of money, thus giving you something indirectly.
Granted. You lose the ability to wish or hope for anything, ever again. You become known among your friends and acquaintances as an extremely depressing person to talk to, and they eventually begin to shun you. You move out into the desert, become a hermit, and write nihilistic poetry.
I wish that the battery in my optical mouse would never die.
Granted! However, sadly, the mouse is crushed one day when it falls off of your desk and you accidentally step on it. This also crushes the battery, making it utterly useless. It still holds a charge, but there's no way to access the power.
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 03, 2014, 01:22:31 AM
Granted; you get a stomach ache and muscle cramps instead.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! *Ahem* Sorry, I already experience those when drinking cherry Coke. That stuff has so much sugar it makes me physically ill. Almost migraine kind of pain. Bleh. And what really stinks is that I really love cherry Coke, but it has so much stinkin' sugar it hurts.
I wish I could actually concentrate on constructing my fantasy world and writing the series I want to write, and that when it's finished, people love it and buy it, recommending the series to all their friends.
Granted. Your series is a huge hit. It's so popular that a film company asks you if they can make your books into movies. Unfortunately, they liberally edit all the good parts out of your story, include awful special effects, and make terrible casting decisions. Regardless, because the film company spent a fortune in advertising, the movies become more well-known than your books. The films are critically bashed and are a massive box office failure. Everyone who hasn't read your books assume that they were just as bad as the movies that were based on them. Also, because you were credited for the film scripts, your professional reputation is ruined and no publishing company will look at anything else that you've written.
I wish that I had a robot that would obediently follow my commands.
Granted, but your robot is really bad at cooking. Have fun eating burnt waffles all the time.
I wish that my Shaman would level twice as fast in World of Warcraft.
Granted, but the reason why it levels so quickly is because your class underwent drastic nerfing. Specifically, all of the powers that make it worthwhile now require spending real money. Thus, it was felt that making it easy to level up was the best way to help balance it (which, coincidentally, also makes it easier for people to give Blizzard their cash).
I wish that my laundry would wash itself.
Granted, but it shrunk in the wash.
I wish I had a pet marmalade jar.
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 03, 2014, 01:59:17 AM
Granted. Your series is a huge hit. It's so popular that a film company asks you if they can make your books into movies. Unfortunately, they liberally edit all the good parts out of your story, include awful special effects, and make terrible casting decisions. Regardless, because the film company spent a fortune in advertising, the movies become more well-known than your books. The films are critically bashed and are a massive box office failure. Everyone who hasn't read your books assume that they were just as bad as the movies that were based on them. Also, because you were credited for the film scripts, your professional reputation is ruined and no publishing company will look at anything else that you've written.
That is my worst fear :(
Granted but it's just a jar of marmalade, people think you're crazy for treating it like a pet and you get sent to an insane asylum
I wish I had a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 that worked perfectly and there were no problems with it at all
Granted but your Lambo gets destroyed whilst being shipped. The shipping company is sued by Lamborghini and the shipping company has an eternal grudge against you and you never get anything from overseas ever again.
I wish I had a piece of paper (haha, foolproof)
Granted. On it is a message from the government saying that you owe a million dollars in back taxes, and that you face jail time and the seizure of all your property if you fail to pay it.
I wish that this pretzel bag never ran empty.
Granted, It's full of centipedes and decaying animals.
I wish that America's government would turn around.
Granted. All of the politicians and bureaucrats in the government believe the opposite of what they do now. Hence, all the liberals are now conservatives, and vice versa. Nothing changes.
I wish my glasses were clean.
Granted, they never become dirty because you never wear them.
I wish For a orange 2006 Lamborghini Murcielago and a 2014 Jaguar F-type.
Granted, but you have to share them with your mum.
I wish that I could finish this story I'm thinking of.
Granted. The exciting new ending you come up with is, "And then everyone died. The end." :)
I wish that I had salsa that was more fiery than that which I have now.
Granted. The salsa burns you and you die in a manner that is not unlike general grevious.
I wish I was a genius in math.
Granted, you are a genius at adding anything below ten together, but anything above that, you are quite unteachable.
I wish that i was a billionaire.
Granted. The government prints you a billion dollar bill. Nobody else believes that it's real currency, though, so you can't spend it anywhere.
I wish that I owned a salsa factory.
Granted, you own a factory that makes people dance.
I wish to live a stress-free life.
Granted. You're transformed into a goldfish. Your owner is allergic to everything but you, so he has no other pets, and never invites anyone over. You live a stress-free and extremely dull life, and die at the ripe old age of 28 years.
I wish that I could develop this game more quickly.
Granted, you develop it so well, that the computer seems to be conscious, the only problem is that the computer game has an IQ of 264, and it is so hard that no one buys it.
I wish for [fill in the blank].
That's kind of a funny answer, considering that it happens to be an AI programming game. ;)
Anyway.
Granted. Every blank spot in everything you write has now been filled, making all of it impossible to decipher.
I wish for fish.
Granted. A fish appears in front of you and then dies. The fact that you killed an innocent fish haunts you for the rest of your life, and you spend all your days regretting your wish.
I wish nothing bad could happen to me
Granted, you become the worlds biggest brat.
I wish for something.
Ok but that something is terrible
I wish I could be in a redwall book in real life not in my dream and whatever
Granted, You are in a Redwall book about the apocalypse in Redwall, the whole world dies and you die there and no one knows what happened to you.
I wish to be in The Lord of the Rings.
Granted, you're one of the many killed at the battle of the Last Alliance
I wish for something to wish for
Granted, you're homeless.
Honestly, that would be really cool to be in the Battle of the Last Alliance.
I wish that I could figure out what Jet's username means.
Granted, but it's quite dull
Jet the binturong
A binturong is the best animal ever
I wish anime would stop depressing me, first Attack on Titan and now Haru's troubles in Eternal Summer
Granted. Te anime is great and stops depressing you. Problem is, the anime is so happy that you become depressed about your real life and eventually wither away of sadness.
Granted, because you didn't wish for anything all of the world disappears and you survive, living an eternal life of loneliness you with no light and no ground and no temperature.
I wish that I could breed a dragon, and figure out how to design your own eggs, like Han is doing.
Granted, but you can only design purple dragons.
I wish that I lived in a house, not an apartment.
Granted, you live in a doll house.
I wish for a happy weekend and that the Hoosiers would crush who their playing today.
Granted. The Hoosiers literally crush the other team and all get arrested for life.
I wish that I had less homework.
Granted, you die.
And the Hoosiers beat the Missouri Tigers 31-27. YAY!!!!
I wish that I would become a senior member.
Granted, but no one likes you any more.
I wish that my music teacher wasn't so busy.
Granted, she quits.
I wish that they would make a new Star Trek TV show.
Granted, but it's so cheesy and horrible that Star Trek is ruined for you forever. (Serves you right for making my music teacher quit).
I wish that I had wifi at my house.
Granted, but then the doctor who version of wifi comes and kills everyone.
I wish that people would join my RP.
Granted, but too many people join and end up taking over the plot, despite your attempts to railroad them in the right direction.
I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
Granted, you die.
I wish for [fill in the blank].
Granted. Every open space in the universe is filled. Humanity suffocates.
I wish I had a decent pair of house slippers.
Granted, unfortunately you move too South America and forget to kick the top of them when you wake up in the morning, a scorpion was resting in them and it stings you, and you die.
I wish to live in either Norway or Ireland.
Both granted. The Earth's tectonic plates suddenly shift, crushing the two countries together. Almost everyone is killed and all of the cities are destroyed, but the surviving inhabitants of the new country of "Ireway" are spitefully welcoming tourists, so that they can loot them and use the wealth to rebuild their fortunes. They would be glad to have you. Bring as much money as you can, in cash form.
I wish that this knee wasn't bothering me.
Granted. Your knee falls off and never bothers you again.
I wish passenger pigeons weren't extinct anymore.
Granted! Passenger pigeons are put on a watch list and are bred exclusively, to try and bring back the population, so the pigeons make a quick comeback. So quick, in fact, that they start breeding too quickly for other species to start eating them, and within a few years, the earth is overwhelmed with so many passenger pigeons that we run out of resources and slowly, yet surely, all life dwindles down into nothing.
I wish that I could get rid of my throat infection and my cold.
Granted, you lose your throat and you lose your ability to cool down, dooming you to a life of permanent heat.
I wish that the weekend would last forever.
Granted. 80% of the population, who don't work on weekends, lose their jobs because they are no longer deemed necessary, and the remaining workers are given overtime for working all of the other days. The economy and the infrastructure are ruined, as the unemployed people riot, and the employed rich get disgruntled and worn out from working so many hours. Civilization breaks down and everyone returns to living in caves and hunting antelope with spears.
I wish that I had a clean napkin handy.
Granted, it's clean because it has never been touched for 300 years, if you disturb it you shall be sued for your life savings.
I wish that AT&T would get our phones back up.
Granted. They take your phones and put them on the very top of a cell tower, where the reception is excellent.
I wish my team's defense was better.
Granted. They're so good that other teams recruit them.
I wish I had an infinite supply of pens.
Granted! However, none of the pens have any ink. (That shouldn't be TOO much of a problem, should it? ;D)
I wish I was immune to the hiccups.
Granted, you never have the hiccups again! The only problem is that you're six feet under.
And their our home phone, we don't have cell phones.
I wish to live in any European country except France!
QuoteAnd their our home phone, we don't have cell phones.
I actually considered that possibility, but so few people use just land-lines that I played the odds. If there's a case where the thing you're talking about varies significantly from the norm (as it did in this case and in the previous one about finishing a book), it'd be nice to point it out in advance.
Anyway.
Granted. You settle down in a villa in northern Spain. A distant relative of a certain Corsican general, however, rises to power in France and sets to work on establishing the third French Empire. Within ten years all of continental Europe, including your country, are subject to French rule.
I wish the connecting cord for this pair of headphones was a little shorter.
Granted! You get sick and tired of how long the cord is, so you take a pair of scissors to your earbuds and viola! Shorter! Unfortunately, you can no longer use them, but who cares?
I wish I could read binary without needing to use a translator.
Granted, but you can only read it- not understand it.
Granted. The Association of Wishes revokes your right to request or grant wishes, due to an unsettled imbalance in your account.
I wish I could get this weapon to drain energy.
Granted. It drains your energy and leaves your enemies feeling great.
I wish I had infinite electricity.
Granted, you go to an asylum and sign up for eternal electric shock.
I wish to not have anything to wish for.
Granted; everything in the universe ceases to exist.
I wish the dog wouldn't moan every time the bird starts squawking.
Granted - Now he barks every time the bird squawks.
I wish that my computer would run faster.
(She).
Granted! It runs so fast that you're unable to keep up with it. You run out of breath chasing it, and it disappears over the horizon. By evening it's made its way to another state.
I wish all the laundry in the house was clean.
Granted, you accidentally load the washer with every piece of clothing in the house. Unfortunately this triggers an odd mess-up. The washer won't stop running!
I wish that I could find a good stick for my dog.
Granted. You find the best stick in the world, and your dog leaves you so it can spend more time with the stick. They walk off into the woods and you never see them again.
I wish my friends were always reliable in showing up to roleplay.
Granted, but they all treat it as a normal board game, and play like munchkins, trying to "win".
I wish that I never had writer's block.
Granted! You never have to worry about having a block to write with!
I wish that there were more hours in the day.
Granted. Two more hours are added to the day, and both of those hours are marked for school.
I wish that I had an infinite supply of awesome things to say.
Granted, but because you always steal the punchline for other peoples jokes because you know exactly what their going to say, everyone hates you.
I wish for my book to be a reasonable length.
Granted. Your editor chops out 90% of your material, and they publish it as a children's book.
I wish we were never out of potato soup like I'm eating right now.
Granted, but it floods the world permanently and everything dies, including you.
I wish that my book would be a reasonable length. (By that I mean decently long. ;))
Granted again. They don't edit it, instead using the money to hire world-famous authors to write notes and commentary criticizing your work. When they release it, everyone thinks the notes are hilarious. It becomes a best-seller, but you don't get as much money as any of the other writers they hired.
I wish I could sleep tonight.
Granted, you sleep and sleep and sleep. Before you know it you've slept a decade away!
I wish that I had nothing to wish for because I had everything that I needed.
Granted. You have everything you need: a place to sleep where the rain won't fall on you, a nutritious (if bland) diet of gruel, and work to keep yourself occupied and to profit mankind by. You don't have much of anything that someone might want, but are content with the knowledge that such excesses are the product of greed and lust.
I wish that I had a working time machine.
Granted, it works all day at a factory.
And I don't think being a monk would be that bad, I might even enjoy it!
I wish to live on the green plains and in the lush forests of Ireland.
Granted. With no real cover, the rain and dew fall on you every day. You live off of berries, mushrooms, and insects. You refuse human contact, and gradually go insane. Eventually, you become a local legend as "that crazy old forest hermit".
I wish that this house was clean.
Granted, no one lives in it!
I wish that I had nothing to wish for.
Granted. You fall into a deep sleep and dream for the rest of your life. All of your wishes come true, but also all of your fears.
I wish for a loaf of garlic bread.
Granted, it's rancid as garlic!
I wish that Pandora would play Ni Na La by Orla Fallon more often.
Granted; it doesn't play anything else. You get sick of the song and never want to hear it again.
I wish that I could complete a project.
Granted, you finish it in ten minutes and it is the worst thing that you've ever done! The world falls into oblivion all because of your project!
I wish that more people were active on this forum.
Granted. There are now dozens of new people that hang out in "Popular Forum Games", playing their own games. They do nothing anywhere else on the board (except in "Forum Games", when they make new game topics), and get offended if you try to play with them.
I wish that the Stars didn't keep finding ways to lose.
Granted, the stars have all gone out!
I wish I had an Irish Wolfhound.
Granted! *Sics a wild wolf on Deli* Oh, wait, wolfhound? Whoops.
I wish that I could have the feel of a full night's sleep every night, no matter how long I sleep for, and wake up refreshed in the morning.
Granted, but it's just from the effect of everlasting caffeine, and your body eventually overdoses itself.
I wish I had a server to test PHP and MySQL on.
Granted, but it's run by someone else. They get tired of hosting it and turn it off before you're able to do anything with it.
I wish that this next batch of tea was already made.
Granted, it's been sitting out for a week, and your cat has urinated in it. But you don't know any of this and drink it happily, thinking that it tastes a little strange. But no matter.
I wish that I had more land.
Granted, but it instantly melts itself and all the rest of your land due to extreme geothermal heat.
I wish I were an admin on this site.
Granted, but because of your tyrannical rule you are immediately kicked out, and banished to a remote island in the Atlantic.
I wish that I had an eternal supply of tea.
Granted. The world is drowned in tea, and everybody but the Canadians die.
I wish I had a real, undeveloped forest near me.
Granted, but lurking deep in the forest is a collection of your worse nightmares, and since your house is just at the treeline they haunt you every night.
I wish that I didn't watch so much TV.
Granted. The next time you look at a television screen, it blows up. This happens with every one you look at, until finally you're forced to wear blinders to keep from destroying other people's property.
I wish I could have come up with a less bizarre answer.
Granted, you are all of a sudden the odd-one-out, because you are the only forum member that is sane. Therefore, you feel like an outcast and runaway to become a hermit in the heat of the Sahara Desert.
I wish that Redwoods grew outside of California.
Granted, but they die as soon as they sprout.
I wish I could teleport.
Granted, you teleport to the center of the earth where your teleportation device melts, leaving you stranded to be crushed and burned-up.
I wish that I was a millionaire.
Granted, but with monopoly money. :P
I wish I could be a squirrel wizard.
Granted, your a wizard at working with squirrels.
I wish that there was something to do.
when pigs fly
I wish that spongebob would end
Granted, but a spin off starts staring Patrick and it last for eternity.
I wish I could make these forum members stop messing up my wish.
Granted, when this game ends! ;D ;D ;D
I wish that Brian Jacques would come back to life and create more books.
Granted, but he says that he wants to try something new, and writes only sappy romances. He writes more of these than Redwall books, and becomes primarily known for this. The Redwall forums are renamed and restructured to primarily focus on Mr. Jacques' line of romance books; all the discussion for other books he wrote, from the Castaways trilogy to the Redwall series, is consolidated into one little sub-forum, which is about as well-hidden as "The Orchard" is now.
I wish that I could definitively figure out how long all of the species in the Redwall books live.
Granted, but you immediately die, so you'll never be able to share that with anyone.
I wish my robot would do exactly what I wanted it to do.
Granted, but you accidentally tell it to kill you, (in your sleep) and it does.
I wish I had my own laptop.
Granted but it breaks, and no refunds.
I wish that I wasn't allergic to tree nuts.
Granted; you become allergic to the trees themselves.
I wish that I had a copy of the ultimate hockey video game.
Granted. You get a pirated copy of it and are swiftly arrested.
I wish that the people who make computer viruses would be infected by their own creations.
Granted; after seeing it in action on their machines, they figure out their viruses' weaknesses and are able to write new, improved versions that are even more destructive and much, much harder to stop.
I wish that I owned a starship like the Enterprise (no A, B, C or D).
Granted, but it explodes once it flies.
I wish I could live longer than everyone in the world.
Granted, you become like a Timelord. The last one and forever lonely, all of your friends and family have long since died out, your family line has died out.
I wish that I would finish writing my book by December.
Granted, but you rush so no one will like it. ;D
I wish that I could finish my project today.
Granted, but it was due yesterday. ;)
I wish I had three bags of chips and three jars of hot salsa.
Granted. The salsa is so hot that it burns your tongue off.
I wish that I had a hexagonal trapezoid.
Granted but its the size of a skin cell
I wish I had ten more wishes
granted, but you had -10 in the first place.
I wish I had a space station like DS9 all to myself.
Granted, the reason it is all to your self is because all life support has failed and everyone has evacuated, leaving you to suffocate.
I wish that my sister was less demanding.
Granted; now she's a total pushover. Everyone she comes into contact with recognizes this and are able to persuade her to go along with terrible ideas. Her prospects of a good career and life are ruined because of your selfish wish. :)
I wish all this laundry was done.
Granted, all of the laundry in your house is done for, it has all been burned, this includes what you are wearing now. ;D
I wish that more people were active on the forum.
Me too
I wish to be all knowing.
Granted, but you know everything VERY BAD OR DISTURBING too.
I wish I could be magical. AND HAVE REAL MAGIC THAT I COULD USE TO DO SPELLS.
Granted but you have to go to people and grant all of them their wishes for eternity.
I wish to be a star,
And I will go so far.
To be all humble,
And never stumble.
Please grant me this,
My final Wish.
that all the pain,
and evil fame,
for all do tame.
So understand why I ask,
from you I do task.
is what I wish for you.
Granted, but you burn out.
I wish that we would watch Blue Bloods instead of Hotel Impossible.
Granted, but you get too watch two seconds of it before your tv explodes.
I wish that I could be on time.
Granted, you are now stuck on top of time for all eternity.
I wish that I had three hundred acres of forests.
Granted, but it's full of bears who eat you.
I wish that there was a bunch of sandwiches at my doorstep.
Granted, but they are filled with leeches, not knowing this you eat all of them, afterwards you realize this and become like Monk.
I wish that my dog's fur would grow back.
Granted, but it's all green.
I wish that I could fly in space.
Granted, you freeze to death and float forever in the vast emptiness.
I wish that I didn't have to eat dinner yet.
Granted, you can wait for several more hours, but by the time your ready to eat it's stone cold.
I wish for a privet jet.
Granted. You now have a jet mad out of privet flowers.
I wish for a nice cat.
Granted this nice cat loves you and walks all over your personal items, and at first it appears you have a amazing well behaved cat but then you realize you are deathly allergic to cats collapse on the floor while the cat lays on your face hoping you will feed him/her
I wish for my own personal army.
Granted, but you're only a figurehead; your personal army's general has all the real power. After you cross him one too many times, you spontaneously decide to take a leave of absence to a backwater town, and die of an unfortunate heart attack a week later.
I wish that I understood C++ better.
Granted, you now understand nothing else besides C++.
I wish that I knew what you where talking about.
Granted, but you mind explodes from amazement.
I wish I knew Swift, or at least Objective C.
Sure have know them and understand them in every aspect, but the understanding overfills your brain hold capacities, it corrupts your mind and your locked away in an insane asylum for the rest of your life trying to learn to meditate and empty your cramped and bursting brain.
I wish a lot more role players were active.
Granted, but then you lose interest in Role Playing.
I wish I was invisible.
Granted now your invisible unfortunately if you get it wet it will wash off.
I wish I had a better PC
Granted, enjoy your new iMac.
I wish I could have all the iced green tea in the world.
Granted, you get the rare kind from India that they make with caterpillars and poison ivy (I have no idea if they have poison ivy in India) and boiled green eggs for a sweetener. BTW they don't have food coloring for the eggs.
You however know none of this so you happily drink it.
I wish for a pet bat.
Granted, but one day you have to swing it at a burglar, and the bat snaps.
I wish that I could wake up earlier.
Granted now instead of your usual time you wake up at three in the morning every time.
I wish for a better TV
Granted, but all the tv programs have now been cancelled. And movies are now illegal.
I wish for a chocolate kiss. ( Ha! Just try and corrupt that! )
Granted! You're about to eat a chocolate bar, and suddenly it gains sentience and starts to kiss you passionately. Disturbed by the fact that not only were you just kissed by a sentient chocolate bar, but YOU ALMOST ATE A SENTIENT CHOCOLATE BAR, you put it down and walk away, your stomach hungering for chocolate that you refuse to eat.
I wish that all my acne problems would go away and I'd have clear (as in blemish-free, not transparent) skin.
What a terrible first kiss, Lol.
Granted. You now have skin so smooth that no makeup will stay on. Oh, and your face is dripping.
I wish for a tan.
Granted, but it's over a period of decades, and the UV exposure gives you skin cancer.
I wish I never needed to use sunscreen, my skin wasn't affected by UV rays, and my skin would stay the same as it is now.
Granted! you now live underground.
I wish for a brand new guitar.
Granted! It breaks once you get it.
I wish that I could get back at ALEC. >:(
Granted, but they lobby the government to pass a bill that outlaws your use of the Internet and throws you into prison. The provision requiring your arrest is a rider on a bill about funding school lunches, so when a legislator objects to the part restricting your rights, they accuse him of wanting to starve the children. So the bill passes, the President signs it, and you're due to begin your life term in three weeks.
I wish that all this stuff in the garage was cleaned, sorted, organized, and put into the garage, and that all the trash was thrown away, without having to work any more at it.
Okay, but you have to pay $1000000000000000000000000000°°0°0000009876543211234567890 to do it.
Because you wished for nothing, you (and everything else) get erased from existance.
I wish the news wasn't always depressing.
Granted, so there's no news. Ever.
I wish that this wish could never be corrupted.
Granted! But I don't have logic so it is corrupted.
Granted; you're sucked into a black hole.
I wish that my headache was worse. :)
Granted! You no longer have a head!
I wish that I was a very good chess player.
Granted you are undefeatable. However at the grand tournament in France your cell phone rings during a match and your disqualified. You take this as a sign to never play chess again and start a campaign to make chess illegal in thirty countries, all of which banish you for insanity.
I wish I had a good football.
Granted, you have a huge blister on your foot that is in the shape of a ball!
I wish that I lived in Ireland.
Granted, for the next second of your life. Then you're buried there.
I wish I didn't get headaches so easily.
Granted. You lose most of your brain cells in a horrid car accident, and it makes it much harder for you to get headaches.
I wish that my brother would go to college already.
Granted he goes early and he become rich and famous, having you as his esteemed boot shiner.
I wish I could get another training sword.
Granted, but you have a horrible accident and cut off your own arms.
I wish I had more lasagna.
Hah, me too That's hilarious, I just said the same thing a few minutes ago IRL!
Granted, it's filled with maggots.
I wish that I had more lasagna.
Granted. Your lasagna happens to have a horrible virus, and it kills you in seconds.
I wish I had a time machine.
Granted, you have a clock!
I wish that I watched Blue Bloods.
Granted, but the screen explodes and you go permanently blind.
I wish I had even MORE lasagna!
Granted you have so much that soon you never want to see Lasagna again.
I wish I had a napkin.
Granted, you take a nap with your kin.
I wish that my book would be successfully published.
Granted, but everyone hates it and you have to take them off the shelves to preserve what little dignity you have left.
I wish I could climb a tree well.
Granted you are permanently changed into a monkey.
I wish I had proper boot socks.
Granted, you have socks made out of leather!
I wish that my sore throat would go away.
Granted but now you have a splitting head ache.
I wish for a perfect wish.
Granted, you can never ever use it!
I wish that my sore throat would go away.
Granted, I have cut your throat out and taken it away.
I wish that I won't fall prey to our wonderful (hah!) matchmaker, Jasper, again.
Granted, you fall for the match that he put forth.
I wish that more people would be active in the cellars.
Granted, but then the staff delete the Cellars.
I wish that this box of Honeycomb cereal had more Honeycomb cereal in it.
Granted, but the only way to do so is put the bees in it too!
I wish that this game had more active participants.
Granted; they grant wishes but never make them.
I wish that my left ear wasn't almost deaf.
Granted, both of your ears are completely deaf!
I wish for a terrible wish.
Granted, the world is consumed in fire and brimstone
I wish I could think of a wish
Granted you just wished it.
I wish for something big
Granted, an alien mothership lands on top of you, crushing you under its massive weight
I wish for something small
Granted, you have a very small mind.
I wish for something in between.
Granted, an average-sized mountain falls on you.
I wish for something with its natural size at around one cubic foot and that is neither deadly nor hazardous in any way, shape, or form.
Granted, it's invisible.
I wish for something that is the opposite of perfect.
Granted you get a jury duty notice.
I wish for a small red tennis ball.
You got it. But's so small you inhale it and choke and die.
I wish I had a car.
Granted you have a 2014 blue sports car with all the latest gadgets and perks, with 500 miles a gallon fuel efficacy. All you need now is the keys.
I wish I had the keys too his new car.
Granted, but you give them to me out of kindness.
I wish there were more people posting in the morning.
Granted, no one posts any other time but the morning.
I wish that I could live until 2000000000000000000000000014
Granted; everything dies around you, then the Earth is thrown out into distant space as a lifeless rock and the sun goes nova. Over the eons, you watch the heat death of the universe take place. You finally die when the rock formerly known as Earth falls into a black hole, a point in space where the pull of gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape.
I wish I could get to my appointment on time.
Granted, but your at the wrong place.
I wish I could fly a starship.
Granted you get to fly the Millennium Falcon with Han Sola though space, nut then you get sick and aren't able to enjoy the trip.
I wish I could get my privet pilots licenses faster.
Granted, but your AutoCorrect makes it impossible to know what your saying, so everyone ignores you.
I wish AutoCorrect was a lot more awesome.
Granted they now work with Apple maps.
I wish I could get my pilots license's.
(Me too!)
Granted, you die as soon as you do!
I wish that I could start taking pilot lessons.
Granted. You never finish your lessons, though, because you fail halfway through.
I wish that I could rewind the very fabric of time itself.
Granted, but in doing so you also undo the fabric of time.
I wish I could get everything I wanted for Christmas.
Granted, but it never comes.
I wish that I could solve my Rubik's Cube. (No hints please.)
Granted, you pull off the stickers and re glue them on correctly.
I wish I had a pack of gum.
Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish that there were more Star Trek series.
I refuse to corrupt that one. Granted, there is another series and it's really good.
I wish that my noncorruption of the above wish will not be punished.
Granted, I will corrupted it for you. The Star Trek series is an all time hit, however the corporation of the ruining of good movies moved in and say it stole a plot for another movie and fans scream for their money back.
I wish that my mouse would work properly.
Granted, you're pet mouse is now at peak efficiency!
I wish that it would be a white Christmas.
Granted. The world falls into a very pale monochromatic white, and you never see a color again in your life. You are diagnosed with a very rare form of colorblindness.
I wish my desktop image was less overwhelming.
(Right now it's this)
(http://techlivewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/space-1024x576.png)
(Wow, that's cool!)
Granted, you set it to the blue screen of death so that every time you open it you think it's dieing.
I wish that I had a computer like yours.
Granted but your desktop image becomes overwhelming.
I wish this wish wast corrupted.
Granted, you cause a paradox and the universe implodes.
I wish space was bigger than space.
Granted space is already small because it is nothing, therefor smaller then normal space so the space you created is bigger then the infinitely tiny amount of space in space that caused black holes because technically gravity doesn't exist except it does but it isn't matter or anything we can see or touch however it affects us so this space cause's the world to be crushed under the space which is bigger then the original space, which is nothing, sucking everything into It in 3.7 sounds forcing us and everything in the universe a very painful end.
I wish that was less confusing.
Granted, you can't say it at all, you know what you want to say but can't find a way to make it understandable.
I wish that I was portrayed as O'Brien instead of Bashir.
Granted, but you die in the war with Cardassia by some low-life Cardies.
I wish that bannanas were blue,
Granted, their always sad.
I wish that my new game would get here soon.
Granted but somewhere along the way it got mixed with another game so now a three year old is playing that game while your stuck with Mickey Mouse drawing game.
I wish I had my own skydiving gear.
Granted, you go skydiving and the parachute doesn't release. You die.
I wish that I could play the tin whistle very well.
Granted, you learn to play it so well that you play it all the time, and make everyone deaf.
I wish that I could visit Middle-Earth.
Granted, you promptly get eaten by a goblin army.
I wish I could take a ride on an airship.
Granted, but then it literally turns into an airship and you're just imagining.
I wish that I had the time to reread the Silmarillion.
Granted, you have all the time in the universe and you go insane of boredom.
I wish that my rooms floor didn't make noise.
Granted, but you go deaf so you can't hear anything.
I wish I could go to Redwall Abbey in real life.
Granted you are sent to the Abbey though a magic portal and appear at their front gates. Upon seeing you the Abbey dwellers panic and think your some kind of magic vermin thing, raining arrows and turnips on you, killing you.
I wish I could go to the moon stay for awhile and then back again safely.
Granted, you die while you're on the moon.
I wish that I could play my Birds of Steel right now.
Granted, but the steel rusts and you're left with birds that can't fly without shaking apart.
I wish that activity across the forum would pick up.
Granted! A bunch of spambots pop up and all the mods have to go chasing them down and gagging them. Activity! :D
I wish that my computer was able to run art programs without lagging.
Granted, but you can only use Microsoft Paint.
I wish that I could have a big piece of rhubarb pie right now.
Granted. That isn't a wish I need to corrupt, it's a corrupt wish in and of itself. Rhubarb pie is evil.
Quote from: Mhera on December 30, 2014, 01:15:29 AM
Granted, but you can only use Microsoft Paint.
Fine by me. :P
I wish that I didn't have to eat shrimp or any other sort of nasty food for dinner tonight.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on December 30, 2014, 01:43:34 AM
Granted. That isn't a wish I need to corrupt, it's a corrupt wish in and of itself. Rhubarb pie is evil.
Yes! No-strings attached pie!
@Rainshadow. Granted, but you have to eat nasty food tomorrow, and for the rest of your life.
I wish I had more LEGO.
Granted, but you will never be able to pick them up off of the floor and are thus doomed to step on every single piece whenever you walk around.
I wish I could do a back-flip.
Granted, but you don't do a back flip because you injured your back.
I wish I was Badgerman.
Granted, but there are hundreds of people searching for you who want to kill you for your fur coat.
I wish my right ear wasn't coming down with a probable ear infection -- that's three times my ears have been like this, in less than three months.
Granted, but your left ear is.
*Little girl voice* I wanna go to Candyland!
Granted, but in Candyland, candy eats people.
I wish that I could conquer Redwall.
Granted, but your army is butchered and only one guy is left, and he is killed by The Long Patrol.
I wish I had all the LEGO Pirate sets.
Granted, but you can't take them out of the boxes. Or even open them.
I wish I was having less trouble with breathing during flute playing.
Granted, now you can't breathe.
I wish I had a pair of exploding sunglasses.
Granted, but you can never wear them.
I wish that I could stay up longer on this forum.
Granted, but you are locked to this forum.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, that some people on the forum get this reference.
They do. All of them. But now, all everyone talks about is Dragon Tales.
I wish that I could understand why primes occur in pairs.
Granted, but now that's all you understand.
I wish I had all 100s in my classes.
Granted! Every bit of homework you have has 100 questions, as well as every quiz and test. You fail all 100 questions, meaning you get an F for everything you do.
I wish that I could go to the theatre for free for the rest of my life, and that the theatre would still play good films that I'd enjoy.
Dude, I have to give it to you. That was perfect ;D
Granted, but you can't control when you go, so you randomly teleport into the theatre at random times such as the middle of school, rigth before you're about to eat, and 3 AM. And you have to stay there until the film is over.
I wish I spoke Spanish fluently, without losing my tongues in English and Korean.
Granted! However, Spanish is now a dead language, as all Spanish-speaking people have started learning other languages and have quit speaking that tongue. You are officially the only person who can speak Spanish, and no one cares that you can.
(It actually would be kinda fun to randomly pop up at a theatre, especially if I were to teleport to a different one each time. I mean, yeah, sure, it'd be a pain to get home, but c'mon, it could be an awesome way to travel!)
I wish that healthy food tasted like junk food and comfort food, yet still retained its nutrition and all that good stuff that healthy food gives ya.
Granted, but because everything tastes like junk food, you think the flavor is common and boring. Then you wish that there was something that tasted different, maybe less sweet.
I wish that I never had writer's block.
Granted! You've given up writing, so therefore you no longer have writer's block.
I wish that I could picture and convey through words what my fictional universe looks like, and what all the cultures and people living in it are like.
Granted, but no one care to read it.
I wish that I could be a Badger Lord of Salamandastron.
Granted, your the king of the mountain, however you never actually get too see the mountain your king of.
I wish I had a personal Jet.
Granted, but you can never refuel it.
I wish chemistry wasn't so hard for me.
Granted! It's as soft as a pillow! You fail at every class you take because you fall asleep during all of them! ;D
I wish for a wish!
Granted, but it's a death wish.
I wish my eye would stop hurting so I could get some sleep.
Granted, you die and sleep forever!
I wish for a non-threatening wish.
Granted. Your wish doesn't threaten you; it just skips straight to the part were it kills you.
I wish I could climb up walls like Spiderman.
Granted! You decide to test out your new wall-climbing skills by climbing up a really tall skyscraper, only to realize halfway up that you're terrified of heights to the point of freezing in place and crying. You're now stuck on the side of a building, sobbing. People are staring. They think you're strange. They call the police, and after being removed from the side of the skyscraper, you're arrested for disturbing the peace, along with several other charges having to do with climbing a skyscraper.
I wish my floor was more comfortable to sit on.
Granted, but you're stuck to the floor
forever.I wish that my anime stops loading and starts playing again.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 02, 2015, 11:24:45 PM
Granted, your the king of the mountain, however you never actually get too see the mountain your king of.
I don't mind if I never see the mountain.
Granted, but it starts playing at 10x speed.
I wish I could spell 'bureaucrat' without spellcheck.
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 03, 2015, 03:13:47 AM
Granted! You decide to test out your new wall-climbing skills by climbing up a really tall skyscraper, only to realize halfway up that you're terrified of heights to the point of freezing in place and crying. You're now stuck on the side of a building, sobbing. People are staring. They think you're strange. They call the police, and after being removed from the side of the skyscraper, you're arrested for disturbing the peace, along with several other charges having to do with climbing a skyscraper.
Wow.
Granted, but you accidentally write it on your Christmas list. Your parents are confused as to why you want a bureaucrat, but are able to get the money to arrange a visit with one. You don't get any other presents.
I wish everything was self-cleaning.
Granted, now, you are self-cleaning too.
I wish that someone could drag me away from anime! GAHH!
Granted. A wild stallion arrives, viciously yanks you from your couch, drags you through dust and rocks, kicks you in the head to render you unconscious, then returns to your house and proceeds to trample all of your anime to smithereens.
I wish I had an ipod.
Granted, but because you cheapen out and buy it "Referbushed" from that weird guy at the flea market, it explodes.
I wish I could sing good.
Granted. You can now sing the word "good" in any note you choose.
Good and well are different!! ;)
I wish that Autocorrect did not exist.
Mask you beat me to it on the 'good' ;)
Granted, but mow yio habe too sory throug even mor off peeplea mistales tham nornal.
I wish that my photo ID pictures would look good.
Granted. They look so good that everyone else becomes jealous and hates you.
I wish I had a pet suchomimus.
But that suchomimus gets diarrhea and there is poo all over the place.
I wish that Konrad never died in Kyou Kara Maoh! (BTW, this is a real wish of mine. :'( :'( :'()
Granted, but whatever thing your talking about explodes.
I wish the I could have the acting skills to play the Phantom.
Granted, but people think you're the real phantom and they throw you offa random cliff.
I wish there were more anime likers on this forum.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 03, 2015, 02:51:52 PM
Granted, but whatever thing your talking about explodes.
-_-
Anyway my wish came true! :) Konrad didn't die but he changed sides.*facedesk*
Granted. Now everyone on the forum likes anime, but they all hate your favorite anime, so they turn into Lord_Ashenwyte hating zombies and in the fury to destroy that particular anime they accidentally destroy all of your anime.
I wish I had three wishes.
Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is more wishes. So, eventually, you just end up with a bunch of useless wishes that nobody can benefit from.
I wish I could be full of energy all the time, and never tired.
Granted! However, as you're never tired, you don't ever sleep, which causes your body to wear itself out and eventually shut down from sheer exhaustion. Sorry, but you're dead now.
I wish that Ash-kun would stop spoiling Kyou Kara Maoh!, as that's an anime I intend to watch. *Hint hint* ;) :P
Granted, but in the process he spoils everything that you care about and you are bored for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could never ever mess up a word.
Granted. You can't ever spell anything wrong, or say anything wrong, but you have no hands or tongue.
I wish that my wish was incorruptable.
Granted, but in another dimension, it is corrupted, so I transport it there.
Granted, your life never existed.
I wish for a magic fish!
Granted, but it uses magic so it owns you.
I wish for universal and inter-universal peace.
Granted. But everyone is so peaceful that they don't disagree or argue anymore, and life gets so boring that you decide war would be better and you throw a big bomb at the sun, which blows up the entire galaxy.
I wish for greater art skills than I have.
Granted, you get 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 better than you have.
Wish that everybody did the flop.
Granted, but while doing the flop they land on each other, breaking through the ground and landing in the center of the earth, where a humongous dinosaur eats them all, leaving no more people in the world.
I wish for a pet cave troll.
Granted, he sits on you. ;D ;D ;D ;D
I wish that I could eat right now.
Granted, but you can only eat anchovies.
I wish that the common cold had a cure.
Granted, but now you have pancreatic cancer and are dying, you strangely never contract a cold in your life!
I wish for a better computer.
Granted, but it has a severe virus which prevents it from functioning entirely.
I wish for a pet fish.
Granted, but an unsuspecting friend comes over the day after you get it and you ask said friend to cook dinner. Friend is a huge fan of sushi, and decides that's on the menu. However you don't have fresh fish on hand. Rather then run out to some super-market for subpar fish Friend decides to use the freshest option available. Adios, Pet Fish.
I wish I wern't such a procrastinator.
Granted. You are so fast at everything that you create tons of friction, causing your house to explode, which destroys all of your work.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, you spend it all on fish and you become bankrupt and then all the fish slap you and you die.
I wish I wish.
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 03, 2015, 06:44:07 PM
I wish that Ash-kun would stop spoiling Kyou Kara Maoh!, as that's an anime I intend to watch. *Hint hint* ;) :P
Granted! ;)
I could not make sense of your wish, so I will assume that you wish to watch everyone you love die slowly and painfully.
Man, that's morbid.
I wish for a secret valentine. What? I'm tired.
Granted, but that secret valentine is Gulo the Savage.
I wish I had a horse- dragon.
Granted, horse->dragon means a horse is eaten by a dragon. It's dead now
I wish for something called...
...
...
Granted, you have it, but you have no idea what to do with it and throw it away where DDBs take it and use it to take over the world.
I wish I was upgraded to Lord_Ashenwyte X.
Granted, but X means 10 and by the tenth version of Lord_Ashenwytes, everyone hates them.
I wish I wasn't sick.
Granted, instead you're dead.
I wish it wasn't so windy.
Granted, all wind on earth leaves. You die of suffocation.
I wish for a llama-shaped hedge.
Granted, but a llama mistakes it for a real llama and when a cow eats the hedge, the llama-cow war starts and by the end of it, the sun explodes.
I wish I was the Maou.
Granted, but you're given a low salary compared to other leading actors. Your show is a bust and gets cancelled after three episodes, and when anyone talks about it, the only thing that they say is how you put in a really wooden performance.
I wish that this ear didn't keep bothering me.
Granted! Now the other ear is bugging you.
I wish my brother would stop spoiling Dragon Age: Inquisition.
Granted, but now he's spoiling the anime that's in your profile pic.
I wish I could feel wide awake with only 5 hours of sleep each night
Granted... you feel wide awake. You wake up every morning feeling great and ready to take on the day. However, in your subconscious mind, you actually are only getting more and more tired. You make more and more stupid mistakes, and shrug them off as just not thinking clearly. Then, right in the middle of doing something, you fall over asleep. Everyone laughs at you and you acquire the nickname "Sleeping Beauty".
I wish I had some potato soup, chips, and salsa.
Granted! You function perfectly on too little sleep, but your body doesn't. It slowly wears itself out, and because you don't sleep for more than five hours, it becomes so overworked that it shuts down. You are dead.
Aaaaaand Jimmy posted before I could.
Granted! You receive a bowl of potato soup, with chips and salsa floating in it. A bottle of complimentary sparkling cider is included in the bowl, adding to the
interesting flavour.
Quote from: Skyblade on January 07, 2015, 02:12:47 AM
Granted, but now he's spoiling the anime that's in your profile pic.
Two things: One, my brother doesn't watch anime and would never willingly agree to watch Ouran High School Host Club. Two, I finished the anime just a few minutes ago. :P
I wish that I had more time to watch anime.
Oops, well then...here's the modified version ;D Granted, but he spoils the anime in your profile pic right before you see the last episode or whatever chapters are called in anime x)
Your current wish: Granted! You now have all the time in the world, because time has suddenly stopped in place. You will be stuck frozen in time forever, and all you can do is watch anime.
I wish I had pizza. That tasted good and wasn't poisoned
Granted, but the pizza is made out of plastic and you choke to death.
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 07, 2015, 02:17:34 AM
Quote from: Skyblade on January 07, 2015, 02:12:47 AM
Granted, but now he's spoiling the anime that's in your profile pic.
Two things: One, my brother doesn't watch anime and would never willingly agree to watch Ouran High School Host Club. Two, I finished the anime just a few minutes ago. :P
Cool, what anime will you be watching now, may I ask?
ninja'd and re'ninja'd:
Granted; you're kidnapped by secret agents who want to see how certain TV shows affect the brain. You're allowed to watch an extra hour of anime for every two hours of Barney and/or Teletubbies.
Granted, but you don't get any discounts or coupons, so it costs $25 for one large.
---
Granted. You cease to exist.
I wish I had a big box of Chinese garlic beef takeout.
Granted, but it explodes and DDBs come out from it.
I wish that egg yolk tasted better.
Granted! However, the reason it tastes so good is that artificial flavouring has been added to the yolk, and that flavouring has been known to cause some health problems. You eat the yolk, enjoying it immensely, and are found dead in your bed the next morning.
Quote from: Skyblade on January 07, 2015, 02:20:02 AM
Your current wish: Granted! You now have all the time in the world, because time has suddenly stopped in place. You will be stuck frozen in time forever, and all you can do is watch anime.
I'm cool with that. ;D
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 07, 2015, 02:23:52 AM
Cool, what anime will you be watching now, may I ask?
I'm probably gonna finish up the ones I've started and just left there to collect dust. So... Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Attack on Titan, Black Butler, and Tokyo Ghoul. Then I'll start others. (I may not finish all of them before starting another anime, but I'm gonna try finishing as many as I can before moving on.)
I wish that I had the patience and determination to finish all the anime I've started before starting another.
This is the second time I corrupted your wish and you were fine about it :P ;D)
Granted! However, to pay for gaining patience and determination, you lose your sight and hearing.
EDIT: Why the flip do I keep forgetting to put a wish?? I wish my phone wasn't cracked.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/570b518dfe752ececcb794f29975ae23/tumblr_n8aarnlHFe1tzjqj9o9_500.gif)
Wh... why would you say such a thing like that? Me? Losing both my sight and vision? :o :o :o :o :o (:P)
Granted! It's not cracked, but it's still just about as good as a brick; it won't turn on, and for some reason, it won't charge either.
I wish that my body didn't hurt so much.
Granted, but your sofa hurts now and it's annoying everyone.
I wish I was not a pony.
Granted; now you're a mule.
I wish that I had a magic sword.
Granted, but you stab yourself with it.
I wish I could create a Redwall mod for Mount and Blade: Warband.
Granted, you can create one but you can't use it.
I wish I didn't occupy the coldest room in the house.
Granted! You now occupy the second coldest room in your house, which has a room temperature of about ten degrees Fahrenheit. At least it's not the coldest room, which is only nine degrees Fahrenheit! ;D
I wish that I didn't have to do my math, but I still could understand all the math that's taught in school. (Including calculus, trigonometry, and all the other nasty forms of mathematics there are.)
Granted, your a math genius and don't have to do any of it. However, you are so caught up in numbers that no one likes you and you have zero skills whatsoever besides math.
I wish I didn't have a song stuck in my head.
Granted. You now have an anvil stuck in your head, which causes instant death.
I wish I could play the piano.
Granted. You now play all music in piano pitch.
I wish I could fly......
Granted, but you don't believe you can. Someone tells you "I believe you can touch the sky; it starts inside of you. Just spread your wings and fly away", but you say "Flying is impossible". So they say "What are those big wings doing on your body then?", and you say "They're vestigial." So you don't fly, even though you can, and your big wings get in the way of doing everything.
I wish that I could play perfect defense in every sport.
Granted, but in developing a prefect defense your offense skills become incredibly sloppy. You are playing soccer, and you kick the ball VERY hard. It slams into the edge of the goal, then bounces back with incredible force and hits you in the face, wiping away all of your features.
I wish I could play volleyball well enough that nobody would have reason to yell at me.
Already granted without needing to corrupt it -- there's no excuse for chewing somebody out for not being good at rec volleyball, when nobody ever practices or trains in any way. It took me years to get to where I could stop the ball once on every four tries. Meanwhile, I became a very competent underhand server... because I could practice. Go figure, practice and skill are correlated. Who ever would have guessed.
I wish that the dog wouldn't keep licking my clothes.
Granted, but now he's licking the floor and you slip and fall and die.
I wish the ponies in my sleeve would go away.
Granted, but your shirt ends up ripping and you get another shirt that has twice the number of ponies as the first one.
I wish I was better at everything.
Granted, now you are so good at everything, everyone hates and you are assassinated by the president. Wait. What.
I wish I could go on a holiday without putting on weight.
Granted; you don't eat anything, and after five days of misery, lose five pounds.
I wish that I was both a great pitcher and a great goalie, and led both the NHL and MLB in career shutouts.
Granted, but the wear and tear of playing two sports gets to you and your career begins to dwindle by the time you're 28. Multiple injuries and surgeries later and your barely as good as a new recruit. In an effort to stay relevant you become the star of a new reality tv show that gets exceptionally poor ratings and is cancelled mid-way through season 2. By this time you're deep in debt and are forced to sell your mansion and all of the Ferraris that you haven't somehow wrecked. You go live in a shack in the mountains where you freeze to death your first winter and your body isn't found until ten years later when a sports network decides to do a story on you.
I wish I didn't have to do school today.
Granted, you have to stay in because it's a snow day. And snow is everywhere, freezing everything and you die.
I wish I coudle hurry up.
Granted. You now hurry up enought that you are early to everything, and leave early from work because you must "hurry up" to go to bed. You also wake up early to "hurry up" to you next location/errand.
I wish that I could be an only child.
Granted. All of your siblings disappear in a poof of energy, screaming that you're the one responsible for their fate. Your parents hate you, and send you to live with a crazy lost uncle. His favorite thing is torturing nieces and nephews. After five years of this, you snap, and are sent to live the rest of your life in a sanitarium, where you imagine yourself talking to your departed siblings.
I wish that I was endlessly creative.
Granted. Your infinite creativity burns out your synaptic pathways, causing excruciating headaches, immense pain, insanity, and finally death.
I wish I was better at witty jokes than I am.
Granted, but your timing for when to use them is terrible. People don't think your wittiness is so great when you make comments on topics such as their dog's death, or having to stay behind a year, or homelessness.
I wish that every corrupted wish didn't just end with "And then you die".
Granted 'And then you die'! ;D
I wish the world would not have clocks.
Granted, but every other planet in the universe does. You are rocket-shipped to a random planet on the other side of the galaxy that has a clock everywhere you look. This is where you are forced to live for the rest of your life.
I wish my wish will be corrupted (Idk if this makes sense but let's see what someone says)
I'd grant it, but unfortunately the wish you asked to be corrupted is incorruptible.
I wish houses were impervious to water damage.
Granted. The houses are perfectly impervious. Unfortunately, everything inside the houses is still vulnerable. Finally, the things that were done to prevent water damage from affecting houses made them highly flammable.
I wish that I had a robot that would automatically clean house and do laundry.
Granted, but it also cleans you. It runs around, scrubbing you and pestering you when it get so mad at you it hits you on the head and cleans your entire body. But then you die cuz he hit you on the head.
I wish the Broncos lose tommorow.
Granted, but they lose by forfeit. The game is extremely violent, and most of the players on both teams are injured. The Broncos run out of players to field first, but it turns out afterwards that the Colts' players were worse-hurt. The Colts can't field a team for the next game, and are out of the playoffs. Half of the team retires after the end of the season due to injury; the ones that don't are never the same. Meanwhile, the Broncos players are healed up and feeling great by the end of the offseason, and win next years' Super Bowl.
I wish that I could change the rules to this game.
Granted, the rules are now battle royale, last one still alive wins all other rules have been removed and the aim of the game is no longer the same
I wish I had a computer with word
Granted, it has words. But long ones you don't like, and no Microsoft Word.
I wish people posted faster.
granted buteveryithngtheysayrunstoggetherandislowqualitylikethis
I wish that I was productive.
Granted, but you're so productive you have no time to get on here
I wish long posts were easier to type and edit on a phone
Granted, but they're practicly impossible on a computer.
I wish there was a button that alerted me every time someone updates their post.
Granted, but it's a coat button, and you drop it in the sewers.
I wish for a 2400 on the SAT (perfect score)
Granted, but you accidentally have your calculator turned on during the writing section, and a Procter reports it. Your scores are voided.
I wish for a 36 (perfect score) on the ACT
Lol, that would stink in real life! xD Granted, but colleges suddenly stop accepting ACT scores and there's a whole new test that's twice as hard.
I wish the airplane ride to Korea is shorter.
Granted. Any car ride in Korea is now twice as slow.
I wish I lived in Italy.
Granted - You live in Italy for twelve minutes, then die.
I wish I could jump over a tree.
Granted, you are capable of jumping over a tree but your body is incapable of sustaining the massive load caused by landing. After jumping over your first oak, you break every bone in your body upon landing and can never walk, let alone jump, again.
I wish my faucet had a switch I could flip that would cause hot chocolate to come out instead of water.
ninja'd: Granted, but the tree jumps up in the air and grabs you. Then you're kidnapped by the trees and spend the rest of your life doing errands for them in the forest.
Granted, but the hot chocolate tank that supplies the faucet is always empty, because of popular demand.
I wish that the Navy went back to making wooden ships.
Granted, and you go to jail for life for unnecessarily endangering the lives of our sailors through your wish.
I wish nobody would slide through stop signs when driving.
Granted. Stop signs are solid objects that are pretty hard to slide through anyway.
I wish that my brother would stop looking over my shoulder. (Hint, hint, bro.)
Granted. He shoves you aside and starts typing random posts with your account instead.
I wish I'll never trip again.
Granted, but you are pushed around 500% more then before.
I wish the my room was clean.
500% x 0=0, so I'm good with that ;D.
Granted, but the rest of your house is a pig sty. Complete with pigs.
I wish that I had the Flash's super-powers.
Granted, but you go so fast that you bump in buildings and people trip you.
I wish that I could have a mouse.
Granted, it has rabies. It bites and you and you die.
I wish I had my socks on.
Granted; there's a tick in them, and it bites you, transmitting an allergy to meat. You eat meat, swell up, and die.
I wish that everyone paid me taxes.
Granted. Since the taxes are routed to you, the govern,ten loses funding and falls into disrepair. Businesses shut down, the military is unable to do its purpose, gas prices raise dramatically. It is up to you to save the world with money... But if you don't, the actual taxes will stop because no one is able to work for them.
I wish I could visit Salamandastron.
Granted, but you end up breaking many of the strict military rules and are kicked out the next day, and are told by the resident badger lord never to show yourself around the mountain's vicinity again.
I wish that trash cans would empty themselves.
Granted. Trash cans empty around your house. Within seconds, you are completely buried by trash.
I wish I could visit Redwall.
Granted, but a DDB kidnaps you on the way back home.
I wish I could go to Dragon Tales.
Granted, but you are killed three seconds after entering.
I wish I was rich.
Granted, but because your wealth came so suddenly and you didn't work for it you experience an effect that many winners of the lottery have: the presence of a great amount of money and no clue how to manage it wisely. You end up sitting in one of your mansions with all of the lights off, because you're so broke you can't afford to pay the electricity bills.
I wish I could do a hundred push-ups
Granted, you can do a hundred push-ups! Just not in a row. It'll take you a year to get through them all.
I wish I was accepted to Harvard university and attended there.
Granted! But unfortunately the Harvard that you are attending is actually Harvardd. You are their first student! They offer only one major and minor, and that is the mastery of spelling.
I wish for a million wishes!
Quote from: Skyblade on January 13, 2015, 02:26:22 AM
Granted, you can do a hundred push-ups! Just not in a row. It'll take you a year to get through them all.
It pretty much does anyway, lol.
Granted, but now you can't wish for anything but more wishes.
I wish that I could I block out all of the coming Super Bowl hype
Same about the pushups and same about the Super Bowl :P Granted, you block it all out. However, you end up falling in love with the Super Bowl and you can't join in on the fun.
I wish I got accepted to every single prestigious university on my list and got to attend whichever one I wanted
Granted, but on the day of your entrance into college it constantly cycles back and you never get past that day for as long as you live, which unless you commit suicide in the day, is forever!
I wish for a magic fish!
Granted, but your friend takes it and turns it into sushi. And then Skyblade eats it.
I wish I could donate blood even though I don't meet the weight requirement.
Granted. You and the people drawing blood ignore the fact that you don't meet the minimum weight requirement and after giving blood you suffer whatever the worst possible consequences of ignoring that standard are.
I wish that watermelons grew on trees.
Granted, but one falls on your head and your head explodes, replaced by the watermelon.
I wish I liked sushi.
Quote from: Skyblade on January 13, 2015, 04:58:22 AM
Granted, but your friend takes it and turns it into sushi. And then Skyblade eats it.
I don't like sushi but I want to. :(
Granted. You hate the ingredients in sushi.
I wish I could eat redwall fare.
Granted. Each tiny little morsel is extremely delicious, but they only last for less than one bite. You eat all the Redwall fare, and, as the Abbey and its inhabitants are tiny compared to you, have plenty of room to spare. You eat everything in Redwall's stores. They go hungry and begin to starve thanks to your human-sized appetite.
I wish that we never had to go shopping.
Granted. You never actually have to out and shop, because now you live in a Walmart.
I wish I were ambidextrous
Granted, but your hands are always covered with a butter-like substance that never comes off, no matter how much you wash it or touch other objects. You constantly drop things, especially if they're breakable.
I wish that gasoline was non-polluting, easily renewable, and free.
Granted. The gasoline must be pumped from across the galaxy and takes years to reach Earth.
Since you didn't make a wish I will assume you wish to watch everyone you care about die slowly and painfully. Granted.
I wish I could meet the forum members in real life.
Granted, but they're nothing like they're forum selves, and leave you mental disturbed.
I wish biscotti was softer.
Granted, but you have to collect them and you do the math.
I wish I could have no school.
Granted, you grow up to be homeless and know literally nothing about anything and die of ignorance.
I wish to eat.
Granted. You now have the ability to exclusively consume THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS.
I wish this pointless thread would cease to exist.
It can be granted, but to make it happen you'll have to be gagged.
I wish this dog would quit moaning.
Granted. The dog starts growling.
I wish I got all A's in school.
Granted, you ace everything. Unfortunately, a computer bug erases all of and only your scores. When they go to reinsert your data, they assume you cheated. There isn't enough evidence to send you to juvenile detention, so they just give you a failing grade and force you to stay behind a year.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my ID.
Granted. You forget your ID number
I wish I commanded the army.
Granted. But you're awful at it and get impeached (because the commander of the army is the president).
I wish dinner will be tasty
Granted, you have Mary and Burt for dinner and they're delicious!
I wish that I was sick until tomorrow afternoon.
Granted, but you're not sick enough to miss whatever it is you want to miss.
I wish I never had to floss.
Granted, but now your teeth decay so fast that you can watch it happen over a period of hours, so you have to brush them immediately after ingesting or eating anything, no matter how small, and for sugary foods, even between bites. You go through a tube of toothpaste a day, and in spite of your best efforts, you're found to have tons of cavities every time you go to the dentist.
I wish that more members would come on and post.
Granted, but they are all spammers and hackers and the mods have to spend years trying to clean them up while all the legit members move to a new redwall forum and never come back. (The person who is in charge of everything, make this never come true plz)
I wish The Mask would stop posting disturbing stuff when you forget to write a wish.
Granted, now everybody else does.
I wish that all the staff and old staff were active.
Granted, but they PM you constantly - excessively constantly, about random topics such as their pets and their dreams. Once, they send you so many PMs at one time that your electronic device freezes and promptly crashes. Then it defies the laws of physics and explodes.
I wish I was a better person.
Granted, but you didn't describe by what standard you measure better, so you actually become better but it's according to a worldview that's not your own and is contradictory to your current values.
I wish that I could remember my American history lessons.
Granted, but everything else becomes a blur so you don't remember were your American history lessons take place!
I wish for an Irish Wolfhound.
Granted, but since you didn't specify, you get one that is dead (That sounds a bit morbid though)
I wish I could play my musical piece faster and still correct.
Granted! You can play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." amazingly well!
I wish for a house in which I can say: "We have you in the west wing."
Granted! But it collapsed when you opened the door.
I wish I could go to Redwall.
Granted, you go to a house that has a red wall, you stare at it for hours making everyone think that you are insane. You continue staring at it for days until the occupant of the house goes to bed. Upon waking up he finds that you are still staring at the red wall. He calls the police who arrest you, then when being dragged away you become quite vicious and scratch and bite at the officers. THis earns you a longer sentence, but your lawyer (without your approval) pleads insanity. Then you end up in an asylum, where electro-static shock is widely recognized as the cure for all ailments!
I wish to visit Middle-Earth!
Granted, welcome to the core. The middle of the earth. It's molten rock, so dress light.
I wish bar b que was clean to eat.
Granted, it does not curse or do any unclean things while you are eating it!
I wish that If I Posted Capitals For the Start Of Each Word It Would Be Recognized As The Greatest Idea In The Galaxy! ;D
Granted, but you make the biggest mistake and take back your idea. Now no one trust you and thinks your stupid.
I wish people weren't so loud when walking down the hallway.
Granted, now you are deaf, but there is a constant throbbing in your head, it is very very very loud! It doesn't stop ever and you cannot sleep at all and eventually die of sleep deprivation.
I wish for a magical prince of fish!
ninja'd: Granted, now they're completely silent. You're always nervous when your back is to any place near a hallway, for fear that someone will sneak up on you.
Granted, but his magical power is giving everyone a seafood allergy. You can never safely eat fish or shellfish ever again. You try to do so anyway, swell up, and die.
I wish that I handled things in real life like on the forum.
Granted, now you are a complete jerk on the forum and mirror that behavior in real life!
I wish that everyone was active from midnight to the next midnight!
Granted, but they're exhausted and tired of being on the forum after that, and everybody takes off for the rest of the week. Zero new posts and topics are made during that time. See you next Sunday!
I wish that my feet were always clean.
Granted, but your whole body stinks.
I wish for a magical unicorn.
Granted, but he sticks you with his horn.
I wish I could communicate so well that I never had to explain things more than once.
Granted, now you don't have to explain anything, people can just read your mind whenever they want. They laugh at you and you lock yourself in your house, dying of starvation because you can't go outside to the store.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but an unexpected gust of wind takes you into the path of a jumbo jet. Its wing clips you, and you fall to the ground and die.
I wish that I could get some good sleep.
Granted, but when you wake up you realize 50 years have gone by.
I wish it could be hot and legitimately snow at the same time.
Granted, but your wish broke the laws of nature and your punishment is to be trampled to death by a hoard made up of all the ants in the world.
I wish I knew how just how big that ant hoard would be.
Granted, but that's because you turn into an ant and are forced to join the ant hoard or else.
I wish I still had band class.
Granted! You are the target in a rubber-band class. It takes place 5 times a week so you are covered in welts for the foreseeable future.
I wish for a huge TV.
Granted, but it's so big it can't fit in your house. You keep it outside and it rains, ruining it. Now you have a giant, ruined TV in your yard and your neighbors keep complaining about it.
I wish there was another Redwall book.
Granted; Mr. Jacques decided to try something new, and it was the first book in a two-part story. In the first part, the vermin conquer Redwall Abbey. Unfortunately, the second book was never made.
I wish that I could go back in time.
Granted, but since you never specify where you want to go to, you go back one minute and the time machine is broken.
I wish Mr. Jacques was still alive.
It's really tough when y'all make this wish because it's hard to corrupt a wish about someone not having died, but I'll do my best.
Granted, but he says that he never meant for the 'Redwall' thing to get so far out of hand. He feels that the series 'typecasts' him as a children's author. He stops all publishing of the books, requests that all existing copies of them be destroyed, and shuts down the forums. Then he announces a new, 'edgy' series, creatively reinterpreting his previous works, for the purpose of proving he is a multi-dimensional author. The first book, Bloodstone Castle, will come out this March. An early review of the book indicates that the "good" guy beats the "bad" guy, but becomes worse than them in doing so. Mr. Jacques says that stories about good vs. evil are good for a simplistic, child's world view, but they don't reflect the reality of the world.
I wish that I had a replicator that could make any object that I provide the specifications for (like game boards, cards, etc.)
Granted, 'cept the copy it makes is extremely small.
I wish I could live a long, happy life as a redwaller.
Granted, you build a giant replica of Redwall Abbey. You spend the rest of your life talking to imaginary Redwallers and everyone thinks you're insane.
I wish I had wings and could fly.
Granted, but you go to close to the sun and die an Icarus-like death because your wings fry.
I wish that James is entertained by my reply to the previous wish.
Granted, but he's also upset because he doesn't like "you die" as an answer. He's so upset, you get upset. You're so upset that you die of sadness. :)
I wish that Daniel and Redwall Musician were back full-time.
Done. Everyone but you adn the two you mentioned are now inactive.
Granted; you're never able to log on to the forum again, ever. (That is what you wanted, right?)
I wish that I owned a NHL franchise.
Granted, but no one likes hockey anymore and you loose money. and you die.
I wish I was at home.
*Bing* you are at home. BUt it becomes the worst experience ever.
I wish I was homeschooled.
Granted, the school is now at your home.
I wish that Canada.
Granted. Canada appears on top of you, instantly crushing you to death.
I wish I had a pet archeoptertx.
Granted, it eats you.
I wish that non-poisonous friendly snake.
Granted, you have it but the Police impound it and you never ever see it again!
I wish for something that I had Skyrim!
Granted, but you play it so much that your mom bans you from ever playing it again.
I wish that I could write a proper story.
Granted! While it has all of the makings of a real story, it has a terrible plot development and storyline! All of your friends are ashamed of you and you runaway into the forest, hoping someone will forget who you are... (Wow, that was really depressing.)
I wish that I could be in a real life version of All Creatures Great and Small.
Granted, but you get trampled by a large creature and *almost* die ;D
I wish that everyone would use a blinker (turn signal) when driving
Granted, everybody uses both of them all of the time, whether they're turning or not. People get confused, thinking that other people are having emergencies when they're not, and traffic across the nation's entire highway system comes to a screeching halt. On the bright side, trains are now on their way back in.
I wish that I wasn't sick.
Granted, you're dead but now you have no excuse to get out of a family gathering consisting solely of strange distant cousins that you just got invited to go to that's this evening.
I wish I didn't have to do a literary analysis of a short story.
Granted. You have to do a literary analysis of a long story.
I wish I could eat redwall food at human size.
Granted, you go to a restraunt called Redwall and order food. You think that it's absolutely disgusting and never want to read about Redwall feasts again.
I wish I could wield the sword of Martin The Warrior.
Granted but it's the size of a tooth-pick to you
What's your wish?
You never get the answer.
I wish Eul never got the answer.
Granted, but now Eul is very curious about the answer and will question you about it to the end of your days! Mwahahahaha!
I wish I didn't have to take a Latin class, I'm horrible at learning other languages!
Granted, now you have to go to a boring math class for the rest of your life.
I wish The One Who Kills will be defeated by Rochil.
Granted, but Armus kills Rochil in his sleep. And Armus is lauded as the greatest personality in history.
I wish stars were brighter.
Granted! THey are all going nova!
I wish to live way out in the country.
Granted, your a hill billy and don't know common technology.
I wish a was asleep.
But unfortunately, b) You have insomnia.
I wish that could finally completely get over this sickness...
Granted, but you break your leg.
I wish my throat ache went away and never came back.
Granted, but now you have a headache.
I wish my cat would stop knocking stuff off my desk!
Granted; your cat very carefully lowers the stuff off of your desk, instead of just knocking into it.
I wish that I knew my temperature.
Granted ;D You cat knocks your desk onto your stuff, destroying all your most useful possessions.
Okay, never mind ;D Granted, you know your temperature, but you can never change it (PS it's over 100 degrees Fahrenheit)
I wish I could be in tune on my flute & piccolo almost all the time.
Granted. You're perfectly in tune every time you practice. The only time that you're not so good is whenever you're being recorded, or listened to by other people.
I wish that I had monies.
Granted, you spend all your money on Monoply games to have assorted colored monies.
I wish trafic lights were inverted.
Granted. However, they are inverted at the wrong time, and mass chaos insuses. You are executed for killing thousands of people.
I wish I had a magical vending machine.
Granted. The vending machine spits out a can of Coke at 500 miles per hour. All you have time to see is a blur of something as it strikes the bottom of the machine, bounces up, and hits you in the head, killing you.
I wish that more people would join OO.
Granted, but now there's too many people!
I wish I didn't have to practice my viola.
@James your wish ended with someone dying :o
Granted! Go practice kazoo. For two hours.
I wish I could go ice skating.
@Mhera: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_for_tat)
Granted, but your skates are rentals, and hurt your feet so badly that you can barely stand it. To make matters worse, you're extremely clumsy, and spend all of your time getting back up after falls. You come home bruised, tired, and with aching feet, wondering why you went. (based on a true story)
I wish that I was a cat.
@James I used to go ice skating often, and each time I used rental skates. I hated those skates.
Granted! But it's one of those evil cats that seems to exist solely to end your existance. However, because you love cats so much you refuse to get rid of it. You live the next 17 years in fear and trembling, until one day it disappears. You search for it for days, offering rewards and scanning every animal shelter in your county, but all in vain. You never learn what happened to the assassin cat, and it bothers you the rest of your life.
I wish I could flip pizza dough and spin it around like a pro chef
(I wished I was a cat, not had a cat.)
Granted; you're a piece of pizza dough, and become very skilled at maneuvering and flipping yourself around. Unfortunately, you get stale, and the pizza chef decides to throw you away instead of making you into a pizza.
I wish that the world outside of my house wasn't so boring.
(I see what you did there...)
Granted! You live in downtown LA and are forced to join a gang.
I wish I were hiking in the Rockies
Granted, but you fall down.
I wish my tonsils stopped bothering me so much. :(
Granted; they pass the job on to your heart, which, madcap joker it is, makes your life more exciting by skipping a couple of beats every now and then.
I wish that, instead of having to get up to get more apples, I could reach them from where I am.
Granted, but you have to head underground to pick snozzcumbers.
I wish that I could go to Japan in June.
Eh. I typed it up... @James Granted! The apples suddenly sprout legs. They begin stumbling around on the counter until they fall off the edge, bruising and deforming their once perfect apple-shaped bodies. However, they struggle upright once again. You now have bruised, dirty, and animated apples tripping around your place of residence. Eventually one comes by your seat, but you're so freaked out you don't want to eat it anymore.
Granted! But I know nothing about Japan so you die on your plane ride back in July.
I wish I liked cheese.
Granted; you love hard, sour, moldy milk, and can't get enough of it. Unfortunately, an obscure bacteria used in making it infiltrates your brain, driving you crazy. After a week of stumbling around outside, munching on grass, and screaming "I am a cow", you're run over by a dairy truck and die.
I wish that I could get decent sleep tonight.
Granted! But during the deepest sleep of your life the long lost assassin cat comes back. If you were sleeping badly you may have heard the aged master's attempts at entering the house. However, your're so out of it you don't hear the enraged feline finally gain entrance through the air ducts, crawling through them and plotting his perfect murder. Unfortunately, the strain is too much for his heart and he dies in your air conditioning system. You wake up refreshed the next morning but never get the stench out of your house.
I wish my Spotify would stop playing Michael Buble
Granted; now it plays only Justin Bieber.
I wish that I was the legal owner of the Pacific and Atlantic oceans, and that to use them people had to pay me tribute.
Quote from: James Gryphon on January 25, 2015, 02:42:05 AM
Granted; now it plays only Justin Bieber.
That's twice today you've ended a wish with "you die."
Granted! You are now the mortal Poseidon, the King of the Oceans. Well, only two of them. All business moves to the Indian and Arctic oceans. You get no customers.
I wish penguins could fly.
Granted. With this new advantage, penguins quickly begin to migrate across the world and become common nuisance animals, due to their lack of natural predators. Within five years, Canada is forced to pass a bill allowing people to shoot penguins on sight.
I wish that I could transform into a cat and back at will.
granted, but you start meowing in every sentance you say when you are not a cat.
I wish that i could turn on and of my 5 main sences at will so i couldn't smell something bad or feel a shot at the doctors office. :-X
Granted. You usually forget to turn them back on, hence you can't taste good food, hear your alarm, etc.
I wish Overlord's orders XIII would start NOW.
Granted. With only four players, there are three eliminations, then the game is over. The game lasts for three days, with a player losing each day. You're the first one out. I win again and everyone gets upset; they refuse to play in a round I make, and this destroys OO.
I wish that I had some pretzels.
Granted! A grand piano with a bag of pretzels inside it falls on top of you.
I wish I could stop time and start it at will.
Granted, but you still age even when time is stopped. After doing this for several years, you have the physique of a late-forties woman, even though your birth date suggests you should be young.
I wish that I wasn't going to get tired from staying up this afternoon.
Granted, now you are so hyper you become the Flash and cause a sonic boom. However, five seconds later, you are so exhausted you die.
I wish Mhera knew a lot about Japan.
Granted, she knows everything about Japan, including the locations of the Yakuza's top leaders and information about all the horrible crimes they commit. The government wants her to testify against some of these men; she's placed in the Witness Protection Program and stays with a family at a randomly chosen house, which happens to be yours. The Yakuza bomb your house, killing you, but fail to get Mhera, who testifies against them and brings down the organization. Your sacrifice was not in vain.
I wish that my room and everything in it was clean.
I kinda want to start researching Japan now...sorry Ash ;D
Granted! It's sobanazibgly spotless with not a trace of germs, bacteria, or dust left in it. Unfortunately the cleaning process involved radiation and highly corrosive materials. You're left with a very clean pile of hazardous waste.
I wish my English essay will get a great score
Granted; it gets a perfect score. This encourages you to take up a career in newspaper journalism. Unfortunately, physical newspapers are on their way out, and you waste ten years of your life trying to make your dying dream come true.
I wish that my wishes could come true.
Granted! You are know are a rich cat-man who possesses the Atlantic and Pacific oceans who's never tired. Using your boundless energy and shapeshifting prowess you usurp very throne and position of power you notice. Eventually you're King of the World and everyone hates you. The mafia, Frozen fans (who are by now a demographic billions strong and in the prime of their lives), and a chess club unite and overthrow you. The world quickly recovers from the results of your various follies and forgets about you. When you are mentioned in a tiny sidebar in history textbooks, ("No information regarding this historical figure will be on the test, students,") it's with the tag line "Weirdest tyrant ever."
I wish I never had to floss again
The Yakuza are Chinese.....
Granted, you lose all your teeth in an accident
I wish I could go to Japan
Granted, but you get lost in Edo.
I wish my throat ulcers went away.
Quote from: WikipediaYakuza, also known as gokudo, are members of transnational organized crime syndicates originating in Japan.
Granted, but it turns out that in some bizarre way, the ulcers are protecting your throat. After they're gone, you get a permanent case of strep throat.
I wish that the government didn't waste so much money.
Gah, why must you lie to me TV shows?????
Granted but everything worthwhile they spend it on now breaks or fails
I wish for the ability of unlimited flight that is completely under my control and I can land and lift off when I want to (let's see you corrupt that)
Granted, but in the age of constant surveillance, radar almost immediately spots you flying. The air force and media are scrambled to investigate the appearance of an undocumented aircraft. Once it's discovered that it's a flying person, you become the #1 story in the news. You now have to stay up in the sky to get any peace; your house is 24/7 surrounded by news reporters and government men wanting to spy on you and your family, and everywhere else you go people bother you asking for autographs.
I wish that off-brand oat cereals tasted as good as Cheerios.
Granted! They taste so good that Walmart, Target, etc. can now get away with charging the the same price for the generic brand as they do for the real Cheerios.
I wish it were 80 degrees Fahrenheit inside the room I'm currently occupying
Granted, now the other rooms are a completely different tempature. Whenever you pass through the room, you can feel the difference and I drives you insane.
I wish I had a pet short tailed hawk named Scarleth that was completely tame, very healthy, legal to own, and had a long lifespawn. (Corrupt that!)
Granted, but your dog eats it on the first day.
I wish I had a bigger Spotify playlist.
Granted; it has every song ever recorded. You never hear any song you like more than once, and most of it is music that you hate.
I wish that the bed was always covered with clean sheets, blankets, pillows, etc., without me having to wash them or do any laundry work.
Granted. Your bed is always covered with clean sheets, pillows, blankets, etc.. They're made out of stainless steel, so you never have to wash them.
I wish I was instantly teleported to Costa Rica..
Granted! You are teleported to 5000 feet on top of an airplane, unfortunately, a seagull flies into the engine, and the plane falls to the ground, you have huge butterflies then you wake up, to a land ruled by monkeys who say that humans can be used for little more than slaves.
I wish that I could have every mod that I wanted on my minecraft with no crashing or bugs or viruses...
Granted, but you hate minecraft now.
I wish blue was red.
Granted. All blue is red. The sky is red and the oceans are red. People are no longer feeling blue, they're now seeing red. Everyone that is depressed now feels angry, and decide to go commit mayhem. This and the other aggressive feelings brought on by the color red fill the earth with violence, and WWIII is soon declared. Your city is filled with gunshots, house-to-house fighting, and constant killing. Murder becomes the #1 cause of human fatalities on the earth, and it's all your fault.
I wish that I could get over this writer's block in OO.
Granted, but you insult Sandpaw and he kills you first.I sorta hope that happens Hehehehehehehe
I wish I knew more about Rembrant.
...you know, I'm feeling so crazy, I might just do that.
Granted, you know all about Rembrant, a minor artist in the 20th century who spent his short life trying to be like his hero Rembrandt. Unfortunately, he lacked any talent, and was cruelly mocked by art critics. His works, which involve stick figures in Renaissance garb, are not considered very valuable; the most expensive piece goes for about 88¢. Anyway, you are in love with this man's career, and decide to try to be just like him. You fail.
I wish that I wasn't feeling so bizarre tonight.
Granted. You feel great tonight, and bizarre forever starting tomorrow.
I wish I was in a less like a table.
Granted, now you're more like a chair.
I wish it was Spring.
Granted. But it's going to snow until May.
I wish I had fewer than 5 hours of class today.
Granted, you have four hours of the class you hate.
I wish I didn't have to take Latin.
Granted You take Welsh, one of the most complicated and hard to learn languages in the world.
I wish I had life size redwall food to eat.
Granted. You have soup with so much hotroot even the otters won't eat it.
I wish I didn't have to work tonight.
Granted. You don't have to work, but your pancreas will be removed if you don't.
I wish I was immune to bad things.
Granted! However, you're now allergic to good things.
I wish spiders didn't creep me out.
Granted. You looooove spiders! You keep several of them as pets, and are never seen in public without a tarantula on your shoulder. Spiders don't creep you out, but unfortunately, now you creep most of society out.
I wish that I had a cup of tea.
Granted. You drink tea all your life.
I wish I was part of the redwall universe, as a good beast.
Granted. You have lived your entire life in a cave on the North Coast with very little interaction with others and no family that you know of. Life on the North Coast is hard, and vermin bands, pirates and slavers roam the area, so to keep yourself safe you rarely go outside. You are peaceful and kind and hospitable to the rare traveler, but you have never heard of Redwall or Mossflower or Noonvale and don't know where you would go if you left the North Coast, so you stay.
Your life makes me sad.
I wish I had a plate of chocolate chip pancakes.
Granted! Unfortunately this plate is surrounded by a force field that, while you can easily reach through it and grab a pancake, causes severe pain when breached. Your love of chocolate chip pancakes slightly outways your aversion to this consequence, however, so you can't resist the temptation of the flapjacks and are thus in a constant state of agony until the pancakes are all gone.
I wish my dog was obedient.
Granted, now whenever you say something he will do it even if you weren't talking to him.
I wish I could be a part of the Long Patrol.
Granted. You're the hare that cleans the pots, pans and dishes after every meal. There are lots and lots of them, and there's no telling when more hares may come in off of patrol, so be sure to scrub fast. :)
I wish that I could come up with a post for OO.
Granted! You come up with an extremely offensive post, and are promptly gagged upon posting it.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
Granted. One of the mods is very upset after reading a post you made, and deletes it, thus eliminating your wish. :)
I wish that I had regular sugar instead of this powdered sugar stuff.
Granted! You get regular sugar, but it's still in its sugarcane form and has not been processed into the more useful granulated sugar.
I wish that dishes could wash themselves.
Granted, they wash themselves and run away.
I wish my kitten would let me hold her.
Granted. yzour kitten s so obsessed with your arms that you must hold her all the time, in school, work, bedtime, dinner, etc. You breathe in so much cat hair it eventually colgs you esophogus and you suffocate.
I wish my puppy could sleep with me.
Granted. It sleeps on top of your face at night. When you try to move it, it bites your throat, and you die.
I wish that I could take showers at super-speed.
Granted. You are given a magical shower stall, enabling you to take a full shower within two minutes or less, but afterward the smell of wet dog lingers with you.
I wish there were more hours in the day.
Granted, now everybody has to work longer.
I wish the weather was warmer and I could go hiking.
Granted; it's 100 degrees outside, a lovely day to hike. Halfway down the trail, you begin to notice that your feet are hurting a lot more than you expected. You look down and gasp in shock. Somehow, you forgot your shoes! Walking on the concrete sidewalk to get to the trail left your feet covered with third and second-degree burns. You never go hiking again, for fear of the same thing happening and permanently damaging your feet.
I selfishly wish more people would respond to my posts and topics.
Granted, but the posters shift everything to vitriolic ad hominem attacks regarding political views within three posts and you have to shut every thread down.
I wish I could get some sleep.
Granted, but you're very busy from here on out, and are never able to get on the forum again. Eventually you forget you were ever here.
I wish that I was better at making games.
Granted, but whenever you finish a game, some one steals the idea.
I wish I had a best friend in School.
Granted, you think you have a friend, but they secretly don't like you.
I wish I could finish my book and publish it.
Granted; at great cost you self-publish the book. Sales for the first few months are slow; nobody buys it except for one person, who makes a review tearing up your book. He says that it's "a total ripoff, being way too much like (name of really obscure book published in the 1920s)". He goes on to nitpick every sentence in your book; in fact the review is longer than your book is. Your sales pick up after the bad publicity, but your critic publishes his review as the "essential reader's companion" to your book, and gets more sales than you. People talk about what a wonderful writer he is, and he becomes a world-renowned critic. You're small fry compared to him, but out of gratitude for your role in helping start his career, he lowers himself to give every book you ever publish the same treatment.
I wish that socks and shoes were already on my feet.
Granted. You always have black socks and dress shoes on your feet, but this is inconvenient since it's not everyday you wear a tuxedo. So you resign yourself to the funny looks you receive as you walk around in your black socks, dress shoes and tan cargo shorts.
@James: your response to Eul was one of the most cruel and creative things I've ever read.
I wish someone would type these two huge papers for me, and all I would have to do is provide tell them what to say, and they would be perfectly formatted, beautifully written, exactly as the rubric ordered, on time, and I would get A's.
Granted, but later they get mad that you gave them no credit for writing since you told your teachers that you wrote it. They tell the teachers and they get so mad they kick you out of the school. You end up poor and lonely, the person who wrote the papers feels sorry that they caused that and tries to cheer you up by giving you flowers. Turns out you are allergic to those flowers and have to be rushed to the hospital immediately. You end up being hospitalized for life, since the person keeps bringing you flowers and apologizing while the doctors can't seem to figure out what you're allergic to.
I wish I could travel around the world to Scotland, Germany, Portugal, England, and other awesome places.
Granted. You volunteer with the International Red Cross. A great plague hits the world. You are one of the few trained individuals immune to it, and are sent across to Scotland, Germany, Portugal, England, and other places, to work in hospitals and help the many afflicted. You work at the hospital on 16+ hour shifts every day, and get only a little bit of time to yourself, which you use to eat, clean up, and sleep. After several years, the plague has slowed down enough that you're finally able to return home. You reflect on the irony of the fact that you visited every country you had ever wanted to visit, but saw none of their sights because you were too busy.
At least you got to help save some lives. Also, you're now acquainted with the layout of every major hospital on the planet.
(And that last response was hilarious.)
I wish that I was a robot.
Granted, but your heavy metal arms are not able to press the off button so you stay awake until you run out of battery.
I wish I didn't have to take Latin :)
Granted, now you have to take Greek, a language harder than Latin.
I wish my cat wasn't so annoying and would just let me hold her.
Granted; wherever you are, she only wants to be near you. She gets up in your lap whenever you're sitting down, and sleeps on your chest or your legs whenever you go to bed. Whenever you're about to get up, if you don't pick her up and carry her, she hops up on your shoulder and rides around on you. This works for a while, but her sedentary lifestyle results in her picking up quite a bit of weight. Eventually, she has trouble getting on you with one jump, and needs to start using claws to give herself a boost up...
I wish that I could complete this game project.
Granted. You complete it, but the grade is terrible and you end up being depressed because you had previously been an all A student and done well with all extracurricular activities you participate in. The pills perscription you take for the depression were accidentally non-renewed and you nearly die when you unknowingly take the wrong medicine. You are hospitalized and realize you should have evend out work on the project so you never did to much at a time (which is good advice).
I wish I played my Prince Phillip part in my school showcase better.
Granted! You're an excellent Prince Phillip actor. Talent scouts start coming from every corner of the world, trying to recruit you. Unfortunately they soon realize you're only good at playing Prince Phillip and are totally worthless for every other part they try to cast you in. You watch various studios retract their multimillion dollar contracts, putting you back at square one. You're now unable to make the payments for the Rolls-Royce you bought when you thought you were going to be rich.
I wish I won't get hit by a car.
Granted. Whenever you walk outside, cars drive by, almost, but not quite, hitting you. This happens every time you go anywhere, and, after you recover from the initial shock, is a great way to give your friends and family heart attacks.
I wish that February wasn't a slow month for the forum.
Granted! Traffic picks up an insane amount, with every member posting near constantly, but only in the Girls vs. Guys topic. The traffic and amount of posts in that one thread are enough to overload and shut down the forum.
And somehow the girls always win.
I wish my dog had a rawhide.
Granted, but the dog gets extremely aggressive whenever anybody goes near the rawhide, or even looks at it. Since your dog likes to camp out in the middle of the floor in everybody's way, this becomes something of a problem, as it tries to take off people's feet whenever they walk by. You're forced to use a broom to push the rawhide to an isolated corner of the house, with your dog growling and snapping at you all of the way. After you do that, though, the dog picks it up and goes right back to where it was lying. And your dog never actually chews on the rawhide, it only guards it.
I wish that I had some clue what I was doing in programming.
Granted! But unfortunately, your father Stienekranf was a diabolical programmer, and when you go to his mansion, you are compelled by an unknown force to continue his greatest work, the living spam-bot! You work and work and spend hours in the mansions creepy cellar, containing many insane beings held in an asylum run by psychopaths! You finally finish your father's greatest work, and yell insanely, but because it was your father's work, your name is hardly ever mentioned, and you continue working in the cellar until you finally come up with t he living internet troller! You perfect it, it's quite a hideous thing, and you scream madly "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" And it promptly kills you, then it rampages around the world telling people all about you and ow terrible you were, then he wipes out humanity in a plague of annoyance.
I wish that my dog would stop itching.
Granted. You start itching instead. All the fleas that were on your dog's body hopped over to yours. You're driven crazy from the constant itching, and pour flea poison all over yourself. Unfortunately, with the open wounds you had from scratching your itches, the poison seeps into your bloodstream, killing you. You might be interested in knowing, though, that since all the poison got into your blood, rather than staying on your skin, the fleas survived.
(Changed this up a bit; the first version was too intense.)
I wish that the ice machine was full of ice.
Granted! The ice machine is extremely good at making ice quickly and it stays full. However, the sensor that tells it how full it is shorts out; as a result the machine thinks it's empty even though it's full. It starts to churn out ice unceasingly, eventually breaking the walls of the machine and spilling out into your house. Unfortunately this happens right after you go to sleep at night. You wake up the next morning freezing cold and with a house full of ice.
I wish I will do well on the my test tomorrow
Granted; you answer all of the questions perfectly. Unfortunately, you forget to write your name at the top. The computer lists you as "Absent" for that test, and you're required to do a make-up, in which you don't do nearly as well.
I wish that I never had to worry about a certain thing.
Granted. You worry about everything else.
I wish I could make my problems disappear.
Granted! You never know about them and everyone, because you are unaware of your problems, hates you.
(And by the way James, she doesn't have fleas, just dry skin. ;D)
I wish that I would warm up.
Granted, you get so warm that you overheat and pass out and have to go to the hospital.
I wish I could take a nap instead of Orchestra :)
Granted, you fall asleep in orchestra class. The music they are playing is very intense and gives you nightmares, the nightmares are so horrible at you can't sleep for days. You never fall asleep in music class again...
I wish I could go camping up in the mountains for a week.
Granted! At the end of the week, you fall off the mountains to your death (;D)
I wish I could easily remember anything I wanted to.
Granted, but you also remember things you didn't want to. All the horrible events in your past -- that grape you stole when you were five, that time someone called you a fathead, the time your mother yelled at you for breaking a vase -- come back to mind, and stay there. Your life becomes unbearable, as you constantly remember terrible events as though they just happened. You run away from home, trip over a curb, and die.
I wish that I could throw a basketball into a basketball hoop from any distance.
Garanted! You're able to make a basket from any distance, even half way around the world. However, the strength needed to volly a basketball 10,000 miles is absolutely immense. Since you instantly gain this throwing ability, you also instantly gain 1,134 pounds of extra muscle. This would all be fine and dandy except for the fact that the human body was not designed to be able to carry that kind weight; you start getting joint pain immediately and are bed ridden whenever you're not throwing basketballs. And because all that muscle was packed on instantaneously your epidermis never has the chance to gradually stretch out; you literally burst out of you skin. Also, the amount of food needed to maintain that muscle means that you spend all day every day eating. Because you have to stick to the highest calorie foods possible you never taste water again (I hope you can tolerate three gallons of chocolate milk per day).
I wish that I knew what my ACT score is.
Granted. Incredibly, you managed to get a 1. At first, your friends and family are shocked. Then, they assume that you deliberately got all of the answers wrong, and get angry at you for wasting your time. You do better retaking the test, improving your score by 14 points, but your parents are still angry, and stop speaking to you.
I wish that I had a jar of good hot salsa that replenished itself after being emptied.
Granted! The jar holds exactly 1/2 teaspoon of salsa. Once it is completely empty it refills, but the key word there is completely. Good luck finding an implement small enough to scrape the jar totally clean.
I wish money grew on trees.
Granted, but it starts raining every week, ruining the money before it has a chance to grow. Now you have a bunch of paper in your yard and your neighbors complain about it constantly.
I wish I could go to Redwall whenever I wanted.
Granted, but every time you do, it's being attacked by vermin hordes. The Redwallers eventually begin to associate you with these attacks, and you become something of a boogeyman to them. They make a portrait of you and hang it up on the wall opposite Martin's, so that they'll know to recognize you and try to cast you out if you visit.
I wish that my bed didn't need to have the sheets, blanket, etc. put on it again.
Granted! You now sleep on a bed of nails. Which I've actually heard can be quite comfortable if you lay on it right, so as long you sleep flat on your back and don't move the worst thing that can happen is you'll just be a little chilly from having no blanket.
I wish it would rain tomorrow.
Granted! But unfortunately it is a kind of rain that reacts with your DNA and genetically mutates you. You become a hideous monster with four arms ending in dragon-like talons, you run on all of your six talons and have yellow eyes that are extremely wide, you are always starving and consume human flesh, unfortunately, the genetic mutation made your brain the size of a walnut, you eventually starve to death in a forest and are found many years afterwards and the scholars realize that you were the hideous monster mentioned in many books. They put your skull on a poll and hang it over a wall in a demonstration to others like you. ;D ;D ;D ;D
I wish for a fixed Wii!
ninja'd: Granted. It rains in Seattle, the tropical rainforests, and all across Japan. However, not a drop of water falls where you live.
Granted, but as soon as you turn it on, you realize why it works so well -- it's not yours. All of your account info, downloaded games, etc. are lost forever. Also, unknown to you, it was mistakenly equipped with an experimental solid hologram projector, so the moment you fail to dodge one of Bowser's fire bolts, the bolt comes out of the screen and fries you to a crisp. Your family comes home to find nothing but your skeleton sitting in front of a "game over" screen.
I wish that this McDonalds tea cup wasn't almost empty.
Granted! It's a literal geyser! Unfortunately it's hot tea, and it sprays you in the face every time you try to drink it and floods your house.
I wish that everyone would use perfect grammar! ;D
Granted, but tehy din't youse priper spellong.
I wish that sequels to things were never worse than the originals.
Granted! Sequals are always really good now. Unfortunately people are only interested in churning out prequels, which are all terrible.
I wish that peanut butter was green.
Granted, but it's green because it is now standard industry practice to expose it to bread mold. This protects it from other types of molds, but is still nauseating. On the bright side, you don't have to spend so much on penicillin now.
I wish that old computer games (specifically, '90s Macintosh games) made a comeback.
Granted. 90s Macintosh games make a comeback, but only people with 90s Macintosh consoles can use them, because they're incompatible with Mac technology today. The story of Apple.
I wish they would serve more food I like in the dining hall.
Granted, but because everyone else likes it too, all of it is gone before you can get any. Every day.
I wish that I knew a good programmer who was willing to work for free to make my project ideas come into existence.
Granted, the programmer is good. As in a good man. He stinks at programming, and though your ideas come to life, because of poor execution, everyone hates them and you. Unfortunately, you just sign a lifelong contract with him.
I wish the Black Eyed Peas were back.
Granted, they're back, but they don't release any new music. Instead, they put out press releases every few months saying how great their new album would be if they were going to make one.
I wish that I would write something for OOXIII.
Granted, but no one plays anymore and the topic -the whole series, for that matter- goes dead.
I wish the above doesn't happen.
Granted, but the posts get more and more nonsensical. In OOXV, the game-winning post reads like this:
"Uaekrtkvovmomv ogkaorkg, blork blork blork!"
Everyone agrees by the end of OOXVII that the series would have been better off dead.
I wish that people's posts in OO were easier to follow.
Granted! They now have a word limit of 75 instead of 750 all words are five letters or less, making the game boring and stunted.
I wish it felt like spring and not summer.
Granted, but the unusually mild summer turns out to be a symptom of global cooling. The next winter is the harshest ever. You spend all of your money on trying to heat the house, and then resort to burning furniture when the power lines are knocked out by the blizzard. When the spring finally comes, your house is almost empty. With your few remaining assets you move to a land of eternal summer, in Latin America, hoping that it will not be so difficult to survive there, and trusting in your ability to speak both Latin and English to help you find work as a translator. Unfortunately, you find out too late that they don't speak any Latin in Latin America. Since you don't speak a lick of Spanish, you end up having to take a job as a dishwasher to make ends meet.
I wish that I could play some volleyball, or hockey, or something.
Granted! You can play volleyball extremely well. You get picked up by Team USA for the next summer Olympics. You practice hard and do well leading up to Rio, and soon become the focal point of the nation's pride. All of our hopes rest on you a la Michael Phelps 2008. But on the day of the final game (yes, you make it to the finals) an official gets lazy and doesn't inflate the ball all the way, making it somehow easier to play. You and your team have a great game and win, but soon after it's over the ball's deflation is discovered. The rascally official, afraid he'll lose his job, lies about how he thought the ball was inflated prior to the game, and that you, as the first player to touch it (you're server) must have tampered with it. Since volleyball is somewhat obscure and you haven't been famous long enough to build a strong, loyal fan base, you're figuratively (and very nearly literally) tarred and feathered by everyone across social media and the news networks and lose all of your sponsorships and no one ever plays volleyball with you again.
I wish it were tomorrow.
Granted. For you, it is tomorrow. Unfortunately, since tomorrow never comes for anybody else, always turning into today, you're perpetually stuck a day ahead of the rest of the human race. You see all the signs of other people's existence, from the day before, but are never able to interact with anyone.
I wish that I had a better answer to that one.
Granted! But you never said who your answer would be better for, so you grant my wish without corrupting it.
I wish people never talked on their phones while driving
Granted, they text instead, making the road even more dangerous (PS. If you're reading this, don't text and drive in real life. I'm being serious...I saw a video about it and it pulled some heartstrings :()
I wish I was better at SAT math.
Granted. Someone slips you an example of the questions that are going to be on the test, and you study extensively for those question types. You know exactly how to solve those problems, and ace that portion of the test. Unfortunately, you know nothing about the underlying principles of the problems, and as a result of this, when a math problem is the slightest bit different from the examples you've been provided, you have no clue about how to solve it. You're admitted into a college, but flunk your first college math course.
I wish that I wasn't a procrastinator.
Ninja'd: Granted! You answer every math question, and get most correct to boot. But three hours into the test you make the mistake of leaving a math answer section entirely blank and instead write your answers in the section below it. The second the Procter calls time you realize your mistake and also that there is no way you can fix it without breaking the rules. You have no choice but to erase your answers and move on with the test with that pristine section glaring at you the whole time. (true story)
Granted! You are now a super-motivated workhorse. You end up spending 53 hours straight learning programming and doing chores and collapse and die of exhaustion.
I wish time would temporarily speed up until it was tomorrow
Granted. There turned out to be lots of terrific things yet to happen today and tonight, but you speed through all of them, and miss out on the experience. Then, when you realize what happened, you're so angry at yourself that you literally see red. The veins in your neck pop out and burst from the pressure, and you die.
I wish that people didn't play bad versions of songs.
Granted! They only play the best versions of bad songs.
I wish that dogs weren't afraid of thunder
Granted! Unfortunately you are and your dogs are afraid of you! So when ever you hear thunder you rush to snuggle your dogs, and your dogs bite off an important body part! Thankfully you don't die but are rushed to the ER every time, quickly exhausting your resources until finally you take a second mortgage on your house!
I wish that I came up with a less depressing corruption to that wish.
ninja'd: Granted; instead of being afraid, they get angry, and bark and growl loudly the entire time a storm is around. Your dog, in particular, is so loud that your neighbor ends up filing a lawsuit against you over the emotional and mental distress caused by its barking. You don't pay attention to the legal proceedings, lose the case, and now owe half a million dollars.
Granted, but nobody else will ever see it.
I wish that ignorance was bliss.
Granted, for a time ignorance is bliss, but then everyone else become know-it-alls and find your ignorance distasteful and ignore you as much as possible.
I wish that I had more to do.
Ninja'd: Granted! You know nothing, not even that you know nothing or that you can learn and experience things, and so you are completely content to sit in a dark room doing nothing the rest of your life.
Granted! You have a ton of stuff to do now that you're really looking forward to but you're now too busy for the forum and you can't get on unless some of that stuff gets cancelled which you don't really want because it's all so great and then it does get cancelled and so you go write 2,000 words about it in Random Rants but your internet bloops the millisecond before you press "post" and you lose all your hard work and die if frustration.
I wish that run-on sentences were acceptable in English papers.
Granted; they're acceptable, meaning the teacher will let you hand in a paper with them. They're not acceptable in that they will get you a good grade. Your paper only manages to get as much as a D because it's about the Czech book "Dancing Lessons for the Advanced in Age", and the teacher thinks that your writing style is an appropriate homage. Your poor grade is unacceptable to you, and rather than let your parents find out, you run away from home. Then you get thrown off a bridge by a mobster, and die.
I wish that I had a bag of Sour Patch Kids candy.
Granted! You have a bag of Sour Patch Kids candy. But the bag is made of Kevlar woven together with steel and it's seamless. There is no way you can get to the candy without destroying it in the process. But you decide to try anyway, first attempting to cut the bag with a knife. The blade slips and cuts you instead, requiring fifteen stitches. After that you try puncturing the bag by pounding a large nail into it with a hammer. The hammer slips and breaks your thumb. You try fire next, and though you don't hurt yourself during the fruitless attempt to burn through the bag you melt all the candy. Now you're desperate and go for the big guns, literally. Unfortunately you don't know how to shoot a minigun and have to learn how before you try to shoot through the bag with one, and by the time you're proficient in firing one you've run out of ammo. As a last ditch effort you give the bag to a group of three year olds, knowing that toddlers are able to get into anything if they really want to. Unfortunately they tear open the bag while your back was turned and eat all the candy before you get any.
I wish that the directions for my graphing calculator were clearer.
Granted; they're perfectly clear, and you can look through them to see objects behind the paper. They sure are hard to understand, though. ;)
I wish I could port two old Mac games to OS X.
Granted! But you happen to get it to work on New Year's Eve right after lightening strikes the power grid. Between the already massive demands placed on the electrical system by the holiday and the outages, your attempt at playing those games somehow pushes the system over the edge and causes a massive city-wide power meltdown.
I wish I actually knew how electrical systems worked.
Granted. Quickly, you progres ahead of other students in your college electrical class and become world-renowned. You are the top electircian and are callled upon, even during weekends, to work for people. They quickly realize that you even make their curcuits better than the original, and they call you in for even the simplest problems so they get a better circuit overall.
I wish that I had speech as an elective instead of art and/or dance.
Granted! But in one of your speeches you have to demonstrate something, and your teacher, rather than letting you pick your subject, assigns you to demonstrate every type of ballroom dancing there is, as well as break dancing and the hokey pokey. Since this will take awhile and she doesn't want you skimping on anything, you have a minimum speech length of ten minutes. Also this one speech counts for 65 percent of your grade.
I wish that shoes would never wear out.
Granted. With no wear on shoes, the need for new shoes greatly declines. Shoe companies stop making new shoes, and the stores take shoes out of stock, often donating them to charities. Within five weeks, most every person on Earth has a pair of shoes. The prices on the remaining shoes skyrocket, as there are no new pairs of shoes being made, but as everyone has shoes and the shoes don't wear this is not considered to be a pressing problem. Unfortunately for you, you're walking down the street one day, and accidentally step on a spike. The spike penetrates through your shoe, tearing it to pieces. Although your foot is left unharmed because of the sole absorbing the damage, your shoe is worthless. Buying a new shoe would run thousands of dollars, so you go shoeless, and are unable to get into most restaurants and public facilities.
I wish that all media conformed to my standards.
Granted! However, your standards are such that very few celebrities dealing with any sort of media can match them, putting those folks out of business. Jobless and still spending a lot of money, they soon go broke and get evicted from their mansions. Since they can't find anywhere else to go all the homeless has-beens crash at your place.
I wish mud wasn't dirty.
Granted! Mud isn't dirty, everything else is though! You can't touch anything without feeling filthy, and there is no way to get it off, since even water is filthy, you quickly organize a charity to build a clean room, into which you pour millions of dollars, when it is built, you find that it is as dirty as the rest of the world, you quickly go insane and die of dirt.
I wish that I kept up with this Audible book.
Granted. It blares out of the speakers at 194dB, making it impossible for you not to hear it, or for you to pay attention to anything else, at least until you go deaf. The sonic vibrations from the massively loud noise cause internal bleeding and brain damage, and you keel over not long after you lose your hearing. You die. Fortunately, the speakers can't take the loud sound either, and burn out almost immediately after your demise, keeping anyone else from being hurt (anyone that wasn't on your street, that is, cringing from the noise). Your surviving family, in addition to suffering your loss and covering the costs of the funeral, are forced to pay millions of dollars in fines for the high noise level.
I wish that I wasn't so terrible.
Ninja'd: Granted! You keep up easily where you once struggled. However, the Audible book notices this and speeds up slightly (it's an iSmartbook, a new CIA invention that you somehow got). Once again your mind adapts, learning to fire faster and grasp the quick flow of information. The iSmartbook notices this, and speeds up once again as do your cognitive abilities in response. This process happens several times until eventually the book is moving so fast and your mind has to work so hard to adapt to its speed that everything about your body also begins speeding up, including your aging. While you can now understand information 100x faster than a normal human, you are also aging 10x faster. You die of old age in six or seven years.
Granted! All of your terribleness is transferred to your cat. You now have a tiny terror bundle on your hands.
I wish that I knew German.
Granted; you're acquainted with Mr. German, and he's a very interesting man, with his work as a world-class math teacher, and his demanding home life taking care of his three cats and two identical-twin 7-year-old daughters. He has two hours of free time a day, which he normally uses to study. He would be willing to set the time aside, but because of the language barrier (you speak only English and Latin, and he speaks de Deutsch, Français, and Español), and the lack of a translator, he doesn't have the ability to communicate with you. Too bad; there was a lot you could have learned from him, if only you knew how to speak one of the same languages as he did. :)
I wish that iTunes allowed me to get anything I wanted, for free, legally.
Granted! But...
Quote from: James Gryphon on February 13, 2015, 03:00:54 AM
It blares out of the speakers at 194dB, making it impossible for you not to hear it, or for you to pay attention to anything else, at least until you go deaf. The sonic vibrations from the massively loud noise cause internal bleeding and brain damage, and you keel over not long after you lose your hearing. You die. Fortunately, the speakers can't take the loud sound either, and burn out almost immediately after your demise, keeping anyone else from being hurt (anyone that wasn't on your street, that is, cringing from the noise). Your surviving family, in addition to suffering your loss and covering the costs of the funeral, are forced to pay millions of dollars in fines for the high noise level.
I wish that the cost of gasoline would go down to $1/gallon.
Granted, but all of the vehicles you ride in run on diesel. You try to put gasoline in them anyway. The car explodes, fatally wounding you. Every post you ever made in this topic flashes before your eyes; then you die.
I wish that I hadn't forgotten my chewing gum and left it out in the car.
Granted! You didn't forget your chewing gum; you left it in the car on purpose because you knew it was in reality a bomb and you didn't want to get killed. The good news is that your shrewd thinking saves your life. Unfortunately, your car is now in many pieces.
I wish I won every competition I do, and without cheating but actually genuinely winning ;)
Granted! You become extremely famous and everyone in the world adores you, everyone knows about you and whenever you are seen in the streets a riot occurs. Unfortunately, they find out where you live and destroy your house in a desperate attempt to get your autograph, all of your friends and family that were in your mansion at the time are trampled to death, and you live on in sadness for the rest of your life.
I wish that I would go bowling very soon.
Granted, but you get hit in the head and end up in the hospital with a huge phobia of bowling.
I wish I could go hiking.
Granted. You take a long, long walk, and settle down under a tree to rest. You fall into a deep sleep. When you wake up, you have a beard that goes down to your feet, and you're in a strange science hospital, in the year 2050.
I wish that this dog wouldn't always start making noise the moment the bird does.
Granted. The dog makes noise when the bird doesn't, meaning it makes noise more often than not.
I wish I could l play my Honour's Orchestra music without flaw, but not need to know for my entire life.
Granted, you play it once and forget how to play it. You're asked to play it later, but don't know how. Everyone mocks you for the rest of your life.
I wish my cat wasn't so annoying...
Granted. The cat is friendly and affectionate. You're overjoyed, and spend virtually all of your time with the cat, petting it, picking it up, and making those silly falsetto-voice comments that cat owners patrons are known for. After a while of this, though, the cat starts getting annoyed by your constant attention. After you disturb its sleep one too many times by picking it up for the hundredth time in a day, it finally loses its cool and scratches your face. You get in a huff and refuse to feed, water or pay any attention to the cat from now on. The cat, for its part, shuns you and devotes all of its affection to the rest of your family.
I wish that I was great at making money.
Granted! You're a superb counterfeiter but are eventually caught and are sentenced to 109 years in prison.
I wish that my Wii was fixed.
Granted. You send it to a repair company, who fixes it. Unfortunately, there's a mixup in their order tracking system, and they end up sending it to someone else. You get that person's old Japanese-region PS2 in return. The person who got your Wii isn't complaining, and denies the error when asked about it, so you're stuck with an old console that you don't have any games for.
I wish that politicians never lied.
Granted. You and the rest of the general public, however, lie about what you want from them. They politicians no longer use deciet and lies, and they completely trust you. (and your lies)
I wish my dog would love me a little more than my othher sibling.
(I feel the same way! Even though she's personally my dog, I am very jealous. ;D)
Granted! Your dog loves you so much that it picks you up in it's mouth and buries you in the back yard!
I wish that I didn't have cabin fever.
Granted, somebody comes and steals your copy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever
I wish I got a 2400 on the SAT and 36 on the ACT :)
Granted! But you get those scores on practice tests. Your confidence bolstered by these results, you stop studying a month before the test dates. You go into the actual tests feeling invincible, and suffer the results of this overconfidence by not trying at all on the test, believing that whatever answer you put down is without a doubt right simply because you can't be wrong and don't check your work. You get an 1120 and 13 on the SAT and ACT, respectively.
I wish I could be totally alone for a few days.
Granted. You are totally alone for a while, but it's because you're lost on a hike. (Hope this never happens!!)
I wish my dog would sit by me, not just because I have food :p
Granted, but it keeps trying to lick your clothes and hands. Also, whenever you go to get up, the dog is in front of you and you trip over it.
I wish that I could save and load at points in my life, to undo mistakes that I make.
Granted, but you accidentally delete all your happy memories in the process. With no happy or sad memories, you become neutral and emotionless to everything.
I wish I could share memories with other people.
Granted. Unfortunately, you do this involuntarily. Your life is an open book for everyone you meet, and they know all your embarrassing, unpleasant and untoward thoughts and memories. Needless to say, your social status plummets, as very few people who know what you're really like wants you around them. You end up having to work from home, and never interact in person with anyone but your pets, who couldn't care less what you think or remember so long as you keep them fed.
I wish that I could turn pain off and back on at will.
Granted. You can turn the pain of heartbreak on and off at will, but by hardening your heart through his activity you become withdrawn, reclusive, and eventually misanthropic. No one enjoys your company and your former friends stop inviting you to social activities, trying to distance themselves from you. When you switch the pain of heartbreak on again, you realize that the pain is amplified and is the pain of all the time you spent without feeling. You nearly die of a broken heart, but to cling to life you choose to turn off the pain, separating yourself from joy and companionship forever.
I wish that I were even the slightest bit athletic and could contribute more to my team.
Granted! You're very athletic, as in you're fairly agile, can run forever, sprint without hurting yourself, have good coordination, fall repeatedly without getting hurt, and overall be a strong, durable athlete. Unfortunately this only applies to sports your friends don't play, like roller blading and distance running. While you contribute a lot to your team in the form of encouragement, you are mediocre at best when it comes to actually playing. You are now the most athletic below average player there is.
I wish that bananas would stay that perfect level of ripeness forever instead of getting all brown and gross within a day or two.
Granted, but the reason why they stay fresh is because there's so many preservatives and chemicals in it that even bacteria won't touch them. You really should have taken a hint from that, but you eat them anyway. On the plus side, the human body is very resilient, and you don't have many overt physical symptoms... aside from easier bruising, no tolerance to sunlight, constant dizziness, and kidney and liver conditions. But besides all of that, you're mostly okay.
I wish that I never got out of breath.
Granted. But to grant your wish I take away your lungs and give you gills, you are now forced to live underwater for the rest of your life.
I wish I could teleport
Granted, but you always teleport to a place you've never been, and you can't control where you go. After a few tries, you begin to panic and try to teleport back to your house. You end up teleporting into a wall and die.
I wish I could be Redwall' s Abbey warrior.
Granted. You're the first, and last, vermin to become Abbey warrior. You serve the Abbey seemingly faithfully for several seasons, but in their hour of greatest need, you betray them by opening the gates to a horde, and then defile the Sword of Martin by using it against innocent creatures. Unfortunately for you, you are killed when you confront a mole, fall into a pit it dug, and get impaled on a stake. The mole takes the sword from your dead paws, saves Redwall, and succeeds you as Abbey warrior.
I wish that city and government bureaucracies functioned efficiently instead of getting stuck in miles of red tape.
Granted. They get stuck in yellow tape, and operate in a mderattely good fashion.
Granted. Several cloaked figures arrive in the night and drag you from your bed, kicking and screaming, into their magic spaceship. They take you to a gas planet, and throw you, head-first, into the abyss. You fall for the rest of time.
I wish that people wouldn't corrupt wishes and then not make them.
I wish that I wasn't sore.
;D
;)
Granted; now you're completely numb. You can't feel any physical sensations at all. After a lot of trouble and several hospital visits, your family has to hire a personal assistant to take care of you 24/7. You never have any privacy ever again.
I wish that I wasn't stymied trying to figure out how to code this thing.
Granted. ayou can code, but not type in nrmal english.
I wish I wasn't so nervous for tonight's showcase.
Granted; you're very confident about your abilities, so confident that you go out for lunch to preemptively celebrate your performance. Unfortunately, you lose track of time. By the time you realize it and get to the showcase it's already finished and the building has been emptied out. You find out the next day that everybody who showed up to perform were given expensive prizes and scholarships.
I wish that our blond dog was still around.
Granted. He's so old, however, that he can't do anything.
I wish more people embraced my point of view.
(She.)
Granted. Every person on Earth now thinks exactly the same way that you do, and look to you for guidance and direction in their lives, so they can make sure that they don't deviate from your line of thought. Everything that you know anything about is done as you would have it; that which you don't, is simply left undone, because if the great Izeroth doesn't care about it, why should anybody else? Earth gets along for the first year or so under your leadership, but by the fourth year all of the utilities have broken down, because you don't have time to learn everything you need to know about plumbing, electricity, etc. You turn out to be the last person on Earth, as everyone else gave their lives to preserve your access to the dwindling food and water supply. You live pseudo-comfortably in a bunker, go crazy, and spend the rest of your days using the world's supply of nuclear weapons to try to kill off all other life on Earth.
I wish that my feet were clean and my cat was in my lap.
Granted, you don't even have any feet. And your parents bought a tiger, and he's sitting on your lap so you can't move...
I wish I didn't have to learn a foreign language.
Granted, you have to learn a dead language, Latin.
I wish I could make my own redwall food.
Granted, you become one of the greatest Redwall Chefs of all time, so much so you become the chef of legends and all the world leaders beg for you to create dishes for them. However you can only make so much food in one day so every man and women on earth turn on each other in a mad slaughter to be the one to be catered by you. The US and Russia begin a nuclear war with every other nuclear power on earth in a attempt to be the single nation to be left to be served. In the chaos you are hit on the head by a stray rock and you forget how to cook anything. When the smoke clears you are the last living thing on earth. After a week you ironically starve to death because you forgot what food was.
I wish the sky would stop falling on chickens and instead fall on ducks.
Granted. The sky falls, crushing all ducks. Unfortunately, one happens to be flying above you; it falls from high up, hitting your head, killing you instantly.
I wish that people everywhere recognized that cats are better than dogs.
Granted, cats become the new most loved pets, people build cat parks and create cat grooming stands and many new cat toys, hunters take their most loved pets out to catch ducks and run down rabbits. Soldiers and the police force begin to use cats to catch criminals and help fight wars. All the while cats look at them like their crazy and hiss when they come too close having absolutely nothing to do with humans. Dogs soon become more popular being just that much better then cats making your wish repeat itself just too compensate but of course it all just happens again, your wish begins to warp because it has too keep up with plain old doggy love and in the end rips the universe in half killing everything.
I wish you would see that dogs are defiantly better ;D
Ninja'd-Granted! People immediately replace dogs with cats world wide. Now you have guard cats, bomb sniffing cats, guide cats, bird cats, police cats, drug sniffing cats, therapy cats, and purse cats. Except that cats are terrible at these jobs and now people are breaking into houses disregarding the "Beware of Cat" signs, stuff is getting blown up, blind people aren't able to safely walk anywhere, hunters end up with nothing more than feathers and a few bones because the cats ate the birds they shot (let alone how cats don't fetch even if they didn't eat birds), the police cat units are totally not intimidating, drugs go undetected, and kids in hospitals keep getting scratched by temperamental therapy felines. The only thing that doesn't change is how silly women look when they carry an animal around in their purses, as that's just weird even when it's dogs.
@Sandpaw-Granted! James sees that dogs are better at defiance, and doesn't like them because he doesn't like a rebellious animals.
I wish my favorite water bottle wasn't leaky.
Granted, but whenever you try to drink out of anything else, it turns out that it has a leak. You can only drink from your water bottle. When you go to a restaurant or a drive-thru, you have to take your water bottle with you so that they can fill it instead of the cup they would normally give you. You live in constant fear of the possibility of your water bottle being lost.
I wish that this other computer worked.
Granted, that computer works but any other computer you try to use instantly breaks.
I wish I could go sky diving and make it out alive (not dying while sky diving, try to corrupt that...)
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on February 19, 2015, 03:04:29 PM
Granted, you have to learn a dead language, Latin.
I wish I could make my own redwall food.
I already have to learn Latin...
Granted. You go sky diving and have the time of your life, until a strong, sudden gust of wind takes you off-course. At landing, you land in such a way that your leg is twisted, your femur breaks and your leg is gashed open. You have never experienced such excruciating pain. The others lose sight of you and it takes them at least an hour to find you, unconscious from the pain. You are quickly collected and the decision is made to drive you to the nearest hospital. Since you are skydiving in the middle of literal nowhere, this is nearly a two hour drive. On the way, it become apparent that the gash in your leg is infected and spreading rapidly. They may have to cut it off...
I wish I could skip this next week and start Spring Break tomorrow.
Granted. You decide to spend your first day walking through the city. Unfortunately, as everybody else expects people your age to be in school, no school zones are active. You see places that you want to get to, but the streets you have to cross are very busy. You decide to try it anyway. Drivers swerve to avoid hitting you and crash into things. This happens everywhere you go. There's a news report on that evening about the unusual spike in (thankfully, non-fatal) traffic accidents that day. Video cameras show that you were present at each of these incidents, and the police take you to jail for your unsafe behavior. You're very quickly sentenced -- you have to serve 20,000 hours of community service giving speeches at schools about pedestrian safety. Your sentence starts next Monday, at your school.
I wish that emulators could always run everything that the original operating systems could run.
Granted! But you get so much enjoyment from messing with all the really cool old programs that you begin to get sucked into being on them the whole day, and then week, and then month, and before you know it you're a techie Rip Van Winkle, as it's not until you're computer crashes twenty years from now that you snap out of your stupor to find the world completely changed and having moved on without you.
I wish my dog was clean.
Sooo, where's the corrupted part? ;)
Granted. You take the dog into the bathroom and dump it into the tub. After thirty minutes, you're able to get it clean. You're completely filthy, and tired from the work, but happy to see the dog's coat as it shines. You go to take a shower, but while you're in there, someone else in your family lets the dog outside. By the time you get dressed and are able to see what's happening, the dog's even dirtier than it was before. It was clean, but isn't now. :)
I wish that I could listen to any song I like, over and over again, without ever getting tired of it.
Granted, but everyone around you gets tired and very annoyed of that music. They end up avoiding you all day and run from you if you try to talk to them. You continue listening to that song your whole life, sad and lonely since no one will talk to you.
I wish I could go to Scotland.
Granted! You take a plane to Scotland. But you are there for only a few minutes. After you get into the airport, which technically is a part of Scotland, the next thing you're doing is getting on your flight back to where you live.
I wish I could be in a woodwind ensemble again, and we played well and got along.
Granted. The ensemble is terrific; all of the other players are world-class. You feel inferior, but the other members all like you for your winning personality, even though you're not as good a player as they are. The ensemble, who won a competition prior to your joining, has been chosen to go on a world tour, two years playing in different countries, with each member making a handsome sum. Unfortunately, because you only recently joined the group, the rules prevent you from going along. You never again have the opportunity to play with a group that good, and whenever you play with less skilled people, all you can think about is how much better it was with the world-class ensemble. Disappointed, you eventually stop playing altogether.
I wish that I couldn't fail.
Granted, You are so completely infallible that you delve into things some people never dreamed of. Very quickly you become very rich and very successful. You win every Olympic event you finish anything you put your mind too. Because of your success rival athletes and scientists and even military leaders all come together to prove you guilty of horrible crimes. But you easily beat them in court and then go and argue for new laws and run for president in every country. You win every time and you are made king of the world for life. In your kingship people constantly attempt to end your life yet every time they fail and you succeed. After a while with no one to challenge you at anything you slowly go insane and blow up the world using your massive nuclear arsenal. Thinking yourself invincible you attempt to leave the planet with no rocket, spaceship or space suit. You succeed in getting into space though some strange way yet when you get into the atmosphere you slowly suffocate and float away remembered on earth as the worlds worst human, simply because you couldn't fail.
I wish I could go to the moon and back and live though it.
Granted. A spaceship company makes a spaceship that they claim is so easy to use that someone who knows nothing about being an astronaut can do it. To back up their claim, they pick you as the commander of their first mission to the moon. You're nervous, but follow the list of instructions they provide you and have a faultless voyage. You become the second-most renowned person in the history of space travel, as everyone on Earth hears your words upon landing on the moon, "Man, this is cool". Your trip back is equally easy. When you return home to Earth, everyone takes their stock tickers out of storage and greet you in your parade through New York City. You get to visit the President and the Queen, and make speeches all across the Western world. For a while, you are the most famous person on Earth, and everything in your life is going great.
Unfortunately, it ends. You hit a low in five years and become severely depressed. Seeking an answer to the problems in your life, you feel the need to return to space, hoping that you can recapture your first experience. You ask the space company if there's an opening for another flight. Business is not so great now that other companies have started competing, and made moon travel commonplace, so, seeing the opportunity for a publicity coup, they offer you the opportunity to be the first man on Mars. You accept.
The trip is several months long, but their advanced technology makes it as painless as possible. In something like a reality TV show, everyone on Earth is able to watch your day-to-day life in the spaceship. For the first time in a long time, you're happy. You feel the old thrill of discovery as your ship begins to decelerate for a landing on Mars, and know that the magic is about to be recreated in your life once again.
Then a space rock hits the spaceship's fuel tank, puncturing it and causing it to explode. You die.
I wish that I was given $100 for every minute I'm snuggled up with my cat, so I would always have an excuse to do so.
A interesting wish yet its granted.
You begin to collect money via snuggling with your cat, soon you are the richest man alive. Every time you snuggle with your cat a hundred dollars appears next too you. Eventually your money grows so large it begins to lose value faster then you can create it. Due too the fact that what your generating is just worthless paper you cause the massive stock market crash. It take a million dollars just to buy a candy bar. Soon the poor people require your money just to pay for a bus ride. Unable to get enough money the president decrees they will be using Rubles instead of dollars from now on. All your money is now worthless and you become the poorest person on earth. No matter how much you snuggle with your cat you can not create Rubles.
Granted! But then you die.
I wish that I owned the Batmobile.
Granted; you have the Batmobile that was used in the last movie. Unfortunately, as it was designed as a movie prop and not a good street automobile, it isn't street legal. Even if you could drive it on public roads, you wouldn't want to; it has terrible gas mileage, and no safety features. As you have no practical use for it, it sits and rusts away on your property, until the city has it towed away for being a public eyesore. You are forced to pay a $1,000 fine, which exceeds the $100 you're able to sell it for on eBay.
I wish that I got a 100% discount at all restaurants and fast food joints.
Granted. You eat at the discounted restaurants so much, however, that you soon become sick of them and vow to only eat at home.
I wish people would stop complementing me.
Granted, people now never make things better for you. Instead, they aim to make your life worse in various ways.
I think you meant "compliment", but "complement" actually means something completely different: to complete something else or make it better. Dang, I sound like a know-it-all, but I like to be a grammar/diction Nazi. Honestly, though, I like compliments and can't fathom why someone would not want to receive any. I personally appreciate them a lot (maybe because they make me feel better about myself or show me that maybe I do have those good qualities). Anyway, I just wanted to express myself, I suppose.
I wish my personality was very, very close to perfect.
Granted; a beaver brain ray changes your personality, and now it is very, very close to being perfectly obnoxious. Everyone who knew you before the change comment on how sweet you used to be, and what a contrast that was with how cynical, sarcastic, and insufferable you are now. Nobody wants to be around you, but your best friends stick around in the hopes that your old personality will someday shine through, and also so that they can keep you from hurting any of your other friends or acquaintances with your comments, as you now tend to do when you're left unguarded.
;)
I wish that I never ran out of breath.
Granted. With your new powers, you're able to get tremendous amounts of work done in a very short amount of time, and you soon become a sports star. You go to the Olympics, win several medals, and then get framed for cheating and are disqualified. You spend the rest of your life in a small roadside inn, grumbling about the cruelty of life and forcing the inn's visitors to listen to your story.
I wish math didn't exist.
Granted! Everything in the world continues on as well as it ever has after the disappearance of math...for about a millisecond. Then the world economy crumbles, as nobody can compute monetary exchanges. Architects can no longer design buildings that won't fall apart, but even if they could the builders wouldn't be able to count amount of materials they were picking up. Traffic reporters can no longer provide estimates of how long delays will take, or even count the number of cars that are in an accident. Doctors can no longer determine proper dosages of anything based on a patient's individual needs and are forced to just guess the amount of medication necessary, resulting in many painful deaths including yours as you overdose on painkillers after your dentist gave you three root canals instead of one.
I wish my shoes weren't muddy.
Granted, but every other part of your wardrobe is. You put everything in the washer, and put in an entire gallon of soap to make sure that they're really clean. To your surprise, when you open the washer, everything is still soapy. You wash it ten more times, getting more and more angry after you see that the soap hasn't gone anywhere. After opening it on the eleventh try, you start kicking the washing machine, furious that it won't work properly. Unfortunately, the washing machine is made out of solid steel, and you break your foot, slip on the soapy floor (from where you spilled some earlier), fall backwards, land at a bad angle, and hit your head on the floor, knocking you out. You're discovered in the morning and taken to the hospital, where they determine that you broke bones in your neck and head, and that there's pressure on your brain that needs to be relieved with an operation. Unfortunately, the doctor that could do this surgery is out of town on vacation. Another doctor, jealous of the absent doctor's success, says that he's just as good and can do the operation, so they let him try. He's right in the middle of opening up your skull when he accidentally bumps into the nurse, who bumps into the tray of tools, which bumps into the light switch, which turns off, triggering the doctor's latent fear of monsters in the dark, who then forgets what he's doing, lets go of his tool and hides under the table. By the time they get the lights back on, you've been eaten by a grue.
I wish that I could turn invisible.
Granted. After a few times, though, your invisibility becomes permanent. Your friends and family miss you terribly and have to conclude that you either eloped with that cute barista or you died in a tragic accident and your body has not been found. You still have your voice, though, but your attempts to communicate cause your mother and best friend to lose their minds. They are declared schizophrenics and you give up trying to tell your loved ones that you are alive and well and present.
I wish that I could have another Spring Break next week.
Granted, but for this spring break you accidently sign up for a week long class of impossible mathematics and science's that have been known to stump Einstein. You go and are immediately submerged in impossible equations and ridiculously long words and spend your week break wishing that you had never made the wish for this break.
I wish I could walk tough walls and the ground at will.
Granted, but the moment you decide to walk through something, your entire body falls through the floor. Your new power works only when you wish it, but it works on everything, not just the object you wanted to go through. You fall all the way through the planet, not daring to stop using your power for fear of being buried or incinerated by the Earth's molten core. With the movement of the planet, gravity, etc., etc., you ultimately surface somewhere in China.
I wish that I was the world's best programmer.
Granted. Unfortunately, you have neither ideas of what to program nor the resources to actually program anything.
I wish that nothing bad would ever happen.
Granted. Everything in the universe is caught in a time-space flux. Nothing bad ever happens again, nor does anything else.
I wish that my neck wasn't sore.
Granted, now your back is sore
I wish I could visit Germany
Granted! You go there in the middle of a huge terrorist threat. You and your family are killed along with most of the Germans.
(I am a quarter German!)
I wish to visit Ireland.
Granted. Your ship is destroyed on the Irish coast, however, and you "visit" Ireland in a coffin.
I wish that I could find my missing socks.
Granted. You find them in the dog droppings you pick up in your backyard.
I wish it were Sunday twice each week.
Granted: now there's fourteen days in a week instead of seven, so each day (including Sunday) is gone through twice before the next cycle.
I wish we were allowed to have more characters in our signatures.
Quote from: James Gryphon on February 28, 2015, 10:57:39 PM
Granted; a beaver brain ray changes your personality, and now it is very, very close to being perfectly obnoxious. Everyone who knew you before the change comment on how sweet you used to be, and what a contrast that was with how cynical, sarcastic, and insufferable you are now. Nobody wants to be around you, but your best friends stick around in the hopes that your old personality will someday shine through, and also so that they can keep you from hurting any of your other friends or acquaintances with your comments, as you now tend to do when you're left unguarded.
;)
;D
Granted! Now all the members (except James and Banya) make their signatures so obnoxiously long that everyone goes to their profile settings and checks the "Hide signatures" box and no one sees anybody's signature except for the guests who are so intimidated by the novels written beneath each post that no new members ever join.
I wish my coke still had its carbonation.
Quote from: Mhera on March 15, 2015, 04:11:22 PM
Granted! Now all the members (except James and Banya) make their signatures so obnoxiously long that everyone goes to their profile settings and checks the "Hide signatures" box and no one sees anybody's signature except for the guests who are so intimidated by the novels written beneath each post that no new members ever join.
Do you have something to say to me Mhera? ;D
@Coke Granted. It's now so fizzy it's like acid and burn the inside of your mouth and goes down your into your stomach like drain cleaner, and you dies of having you organs dissolved.
I need to stop watching crime shows.
I wish Jackie would come back on Blue Bloods.
Granted. He comes back as a murderer and kills everyone.
I wish Mars was inhabitable.
Quote from: Izeroth on March 15, 2015, 06:02:23 PM
Granted. He comes back as a murderer and kills everyone.
Dude, Jackie is short for Jacklyn.
Anyway...
Granted, but Earth isn't and we don't have the technology to inhabit Mars. So we all die.
I wish I had some more dinner rolls to eat.
Granted, but there's so many rolls that you're stuck inside the room. In order to get out, you eat a path to the door. By the time you've made it to the door, you're so big that you can't fit through it. You wait for hours until help arrives, then live with a lifelong fear of bread. Whenever you see dinner rolls, you panic and run away. One day, you're in the mountains camping with friends. When it's time to eat, you find out that one of them brought dinner rolls. You panic, then run away in terror. After hours of running, you stop, completely lost. You're found by a helicopter, who takes you back to the city. On the way, they ask if you're hungry, and you say yes. When they offer you a roll, you scream, jump out of the helicopter, and die ;D
I wish I could turn invisible.
Granted; you're invisible because all the light is refracted away from your body. As this includes your eyes, you are now blind. You don't have the ability to turn your invisibility off, so you stumble around in the dark, crying out for help, and everyone who hears you assumes that you're a ghost and either faint or run away. Dazed, confused, and terrified, you stumble out into the middle of a busy street, get run over, and die. All of your family and friends wonder about your strange disappearance for the rest of their lives.
I wish that I never had any trouble learning anything.
Granted. You learn so much that one day two dwarves show up, kill you, and make an elixir out of your blood that is so powerful that it causes all the World Wars until the world ends.
I wish I could do my homework in a blink of an eye.
Granted. After doing your homework this way for an entire year, however, the teacher thinks you're cheating and you get expelled.
I wish my computer wasn't constantly doing things that irritated me.
Granted. There's a power surge, and afterwards you can't get it to boot at all. It turns out that the power supply, motherboard and hard drive were all fried.
I wish that Windows 10 turned out to be as good as Windows XP and Windows 7.
Granted, but you won't be able to run it.
I wish I drive a Ferrari.
Granted yay. You just won the most yogurts eaten ever award and now you got a brand new blue Ferrari with a full tank and everything. You receive this news by mail and it confirms you will get your new car in two weeks. You wait patiently telling everyone about your new blue Ferrari that's coming making your friends super jealous and friendly all wanting a ride in the car. At the end of two weeks your entire neighborhood is at your house cheering as the delivery truck pulls up. You find it strange your car is coming by FedEx but you ignore the warning signs because your the man. Upon exiting his truck the deliveryman looks confused at the reception but accepts the wine you bring him (Helpfully provided by your boss who gave you a thirty percent raise) The man opens the back of his truck and hands you a box and then drives away laughing. You open the box to find a plastic blue RC Ferrari. Everyone is incredible disappointed and all go home saying your a big liar. Your fired from your job and you are now considered untrustworthy. However you now have a brand new RC car you can sell for ten bucks that you drive around your house. ;)
I wish the RC cars wouldn't break so easily.
Granted. You go outside to drive your new invulnerable RC car, but are disappointed when you press "forward" on your control stick and it breaks off into your hand.
I wish that we hadn't just run out of milk.
Granted. You find a carton of milk in the back of your fridge, and you're elated because all you're in the mood for is that bowl of cereal waiting dry on the counter. You pull the carton of milk out, but it's rancid and the smell fills the kitchen, making you sick.
I wish the temperature were about 20 degrees warmer, and it stayed there.
Granted. While the rest of the country is freezing, your region remains comfortably warm. Because of this, it becomes the new vacation destination. Millions of tourists swarm into the area, and your habitation is raised to make way for a new hotel.
I wish the sun was always rising.
Granted; the sun is always rising, everywhere. The Earth is completely surrounded by incoming sunlight. Unfortunately, as it is never night-time, the world has no opportunity to cool, and soon the entire surface of our planet is an ocean of melted rock. Talk about global warming!
I wish that I never got bored.
Granted. Your life is full of neverending, non-stop excitement. When you try to sleep, when you try to go about your usual life, getting any form of peace has become impossible because your life is full of excitement and drama. You fall victim to madness quicker than a Redwall wildcat.
I wish I didn't have Saturday class.
Granted, but you become gravely sick tonight, and have to go to the hospital tomorrow. They do a hundred different tests, and you end up having to stay overnight. Finally, late Sunday evening, they decide that whatever it was that caused it passed through your system. You're discharged on Monday, bright and early, so you can go to school!
I wish that I was a robot.
Granted! However, you happen to be a police robot from the terrible film CHAPPiE and are immediately gunned down and deactivated by the rebels/criminals. End of story.
@banya Nice wildcat reference.
I wish I could have as much RP activity as I wanted.
Granted. You make a RP where you're the only player, playing all the characters. You can post on it all day, every day. You're not allowed to post your RP topic in the RP forum; some pretentious overbearing moderator moves it to Fan Fiction, but who cares? You know what it really is.
I wish that I had minions.
Granted, but they get fed up with doing what you tell them to do and attack. You try to run, but there is no escape. They capture you and force you to work for them the rest of your life. You build houses, cook, and garden for them. One day, you are building a mansion when you get an idea. In the mansion is a secret room that only you know about, and when it is done, you hide inside of it. Unfortunately they unknowingly place a bookshelf over the door, and you can't get out that way. You find another way out and manage to run away into the city. You don't look where you're going and get run over by a car.
I wish that I was rich.
Granted. You have a huge money vault, like Scrooge McDuck, and love nothing more than diving into your massive piles of gold coins, gems, and assorted monies. Unfortunately, one day you accidentally lock the vault door behind you. You're the only one who knows the combination to get in, and there's no way of opening the vault door from the inside. You don't have a phone on you, as you delegated the phone-operating to a servant, and the vault's walls are so thick that nobody would hear you if you knocked or screamed. You would trade all of your money for an exit, but there's none to be found. So, you suffocate on top of your immense fortune.
I wish that I could create things by saying out loud that I wished they existed.
Granted
but by doing this you annoy everyone around you and you have a very loud voice so at least 10 people can hear what you are wishing.
After a while You may get rejected by the majority of the world population and you may end up wishing out loud that you could create things by saying out loud that you wished they existed.
this will create a universe paradox and destroy the law of physics. Time no longer exists. space no longer exists. I hope you regret what you have wished
I wish I could make it rain (make money rain)
Granted. A huge cloud raining money appears over your house and showers down all types of money -- dollar bills, gold and silver coins, and Rai stones from Micronesia. You and your house are both crushed under the weight. On the bright side, all your neighbors are able to get enough money from your house's ruins to pay off all of their bills.
I wish that I could create and decreate unbreakable force-fields.
Granted, but they always appear/disappear on the other side of the galaxy.
I wish my room was the coolest room in the house, but not that cold.
Granted! Your room is extremely cool, the coolest room ever, with lots of hi-tech gizmos, old and new computers (including a mainframe!), a 3D printer, and a levitating bed! Unfortunately, the temperature and noise level in your room are so high from all the stuff that's running and producing heat that you can never get any sleep, even with everything set on silent and all of the covers off. You end up having to sleep on the living room couch, and instead use your bed to store your collection of high-powered laser pointers, light-up prop lightsabers, and 1,000 classic sci-fi and fantasy books, each signed and annotated by their authors. It's worth mentioning that your room is now the Mecca of all geeks, and your phone, email box, and real mail box are constantly flooded with requests from people to visit.
I wish that I could load different personalities into my mind, and use any of them at will.
Granted. The different personalities become jealous of each other, though, and soon your mind becomes a battleground of personality, with multiple personalities randomly taking over now and then. Your family think you've gone insane.
I wish I had clones that would do all my work.
Granted! You contact the Kaminoans to create a literal army of clones, all identical and carrying weapons. You are unable to to keep it a secret, and soon millions of SW fans are crowding your house, wanting to get a look at Jango Fett and his clones. You are forced to deploy your clones as a security force. Because they are amazing and are just money makers, world businesses are almost bankrupt. To get business back, the pool their funds and hire several robot manufacturers to create a Seperatist army. The war rages between clones and droids, and eventually the droids assasinate you as the clone leader. Because the war is ravaging the entire planet, the clones and droids are sent to th moon to battle as they wish. The droids activate a mega-ton bomb, destorying the surface of the moon, and making meteors destroy the human population. In underground bunkers, your son and a single woman are stuck there. Since she is annoyed at you and your son for killing off all her friends and family, she attacks and kills you. She no longer is able to reproduce, never having a sppouse, so the human race dies out, becase of you.
However, the clones on the moon are still alive, so their next mission is to colonize Earth. ;D
I wish I had a Tesla automobile.
Granted! Someone looks through the late Nikolai Tesla's papers, and discover plans for an automobile that he designed. You buy one of these, confusing it with the car released by "Tesla Motors". Unfortunately, while Mr. Tesla was in many ways a brilliant inventor, he knew nothing about cars, and it shows. It is in many ways inferior to the Model T. Its saving grace is that it runs on steam power. But, the engine is very finicky, and requires distilled water to function well. You don't know this, and put ordinary tap water in it. You putter along at 40mph (your top speed), with no air conditioning, thinking about how much money you're saving by using water instead of gasoline, when suddenly your engine dies. You go to open the hood, forgetting the requirement that the car hood be left down for thirty minutes after stopping. The last thing you see before a massive blast of boiling water ends your life is all the minerals, gunk and junk that got burned into the engine's works.
I wish that we had teleporters (teleporters that don't break down your molecules and reassemble them).
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 29, 2015, 05:52:33 PM
Granted! You contact the Kaminoans to create a literal army of clones, all identical and carrying weapons. You are unable to to keep it a secret, and soon millions of SW fans are crowding your house, wanting to get a look at Jango Fett and his clones. You are forced to deploy your clones as a security force. Because they are amazing and are just money makers, world businesses are almost bankrupt. To get business back, the pool their funds and hire several robot manufacturers to create a Seperatist army. The war rages between clones and droids, and eventually the droids assasinate you as the clone leader. Because the war is ravaging the entire planet, the clones and droids are sent to th moon to battle as they wish. The droids activate a mega-ton bomb, destorying the surface of the moon, and making meteors destroy the human population. In underground bunkers, your son and a single woman are stuck there. Since she is annoyed at you and your son for killing off all her friends and family, she attacks and kills you. She no longer is able to reproduce, never having a sppouse, so the human race dies out, becase of you.
However, the clones on the moon are still alive, so their next mission is to colonize Earth. ;D
I wish I had a Tesla automobile.
There are so many logical inconsistencies with that paragraph that it makes my eyes burn.
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 29, 2015, 07:22:17 PM
Granted! Someone looks through the late Nikolai Tesla's papers, and discover plans for an automobile that he designed. You buy one of these, confusing it with the car released by "Tesla Motors". Unfortunately, while Mr. Tesla was in many ways a brilliant inventor, he knew nothing about cars, and it shows. It is in many ways inferior to the Model T. Its saving grace is that it runs on steam power. But, the engine is very finicky, and requires distilled water to function well. You don't know this, and put ordinary tap water in it. You putter along at 40mph (your top speed), with no air conditioning, thinking about how much money you're saving by using water instead of gasoline, when suddenly your engine dies. You go to open the hood, forgetting the requirement that the car hood be left down for thirty minutes after stopping. The last thing you see before a massive blast of boiling water ends your life is all the minerals, gunk and junk that got burned into the engine's works.
I wish that we had teleporters (teleporters that don't break down your molecules and reassemble them).
Granted. You teleport into a volcano and experience the most painful five minutes of your life. (Also the last five minutes of your life)
I wish I had a pizza right now.
Granted. This pizza is very special; it is covered with infinity peppers, Carolina reapers, and ghost peppers, and "pepper spray" sauce that is made from pure capsaicin. You eat one slice of it, and your world is lit on fire. You scream and beg for your family and friends to "end the pain". One of them secretly hates you, and, annoyed by your screaming, they kill you.
I wish that the moon was habitable and was blue and green instead of grey.
Granted. The fact that it is inhabitable has made it a hotspot for tourism, however, and The Moon's surface quickly becomes covered with dirty roads and ugly hotels.
I wish I had a glass of clean, entirely normal water.
Granted, but someone comes along and says, "Oh, is that for me? Thank you," and takes it right out of your hands and drinks it.
I wish that I didn't have any rashes on my skin.
Granted. You don't have rashes, but your doctor tells you you have Ebola. You are quarantined until you die of dehydration. It takes an agonizing 9 days to die, and in that time you cannot see your family or cat.
I wish I could summon to me anything I need from across the room so I don't have to get up and get it.
Granted. You're blissfully zoning out at the computer, with your headphones on, when you discover that you're out of soft drink! Fortunately, it just so happens that a star baseball pitcher is visiting your home, and he isn't doing anything else at the moment. You say, "Hey Yordy, would you mind getting me a drink?" He obliges, and throws a can of Coke to you at 120 mph. Unfortunately, you don't even see it coming, and it hits the back of your head, killing you.
I wish that I could perfectly read, understand and speak every language.
Granted. You are the most successful polyglot to have ever lived. Not only are you fluent and grammatically perfect in every modern language from Modern Standard Arabic to Hungarian to Mende to Haitian Creole, you are also the last speaker of all of the world's dead languages, including Latin and the formerly lost Native North and South American languages. Because of this, you are the mostly highly sought-after man alive. Historians want to record your knowledge of ancient languages, the government wants to use you as a translator, journalists want to write books on you, and all the ladies want to marry you so you can compliment them in Russian and Italian. You front lawn is covered with these ladies who hold up proposition signs with terrible grammar, as well as with news reporters who trample your lawn and disrespect your privacy. There are so many that any attempts of the police to remove them from your property is futile. You cannot open your curtains, you cannot leave your house because your driveway is full of cameramen, you cannot even let your cat out. You have to cancel your phone service because it will not stop ringing, and you lost contact with your family and friends. Cabin fever sets in, and all those languages become voices in your head. I think you drown fully-clothed in the bathtub, but the story gets so expanded as it is passed from new source to news source that no one can be sure.
I wish the girl who lives in the dorm room next to mine wasn't so noisy late at night.
Granted. Starting tomorrow, things are eerily quiet each night, except for the sound of metal scraping on metal. Sometimes you swear you can see someone's shadow moving across your bedroom wall.
Then the attacks start. One morning, you nearly get hit in the head with a large rock as you step outside of your dorm. Someone planted it above your door. The next day, someone in a robe and hood throws a knife at you, then disappears before you can catch them. The day after that you slip and fall in the tub. It turns out someone put invisible, slippery grease in there. You get a note under the door. "GET OUT WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE", written in blood. That day you get food poisoning at lunch and have to be taken to the hospital. When you come back, you find that your pillow's been cut in half with a knife, and another note that says "NEXT TIME IT'S YOUR HEAD". You're feeling nervous, and stay overnight at a friend's dorm the next night, only to wake up with another message stapled right next to your head. "THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. LEAVE CAMPUS TODAY." You contact the police, but they say that there's no fingerprints and no evidence. You want to get a good education, though, and are determined to stay on campus. So, you set a trap for your enemy, and determine to stay up all night until the case is resolved. Hours pass. Your eyelids grow heavy. You're about to doze off when you hear something move behind you. You turn to see... nothing.
You start packing in the morning, but find a new note in the back of your closet. "TOO LATE." You hear someone giggling, whirl around, and see nothing. You search the dorm, but everything is normal. Finally, you go to class, so distracted that you flunk all your tests.
You're always armed now. When one of your friends comes up behind you, you almost take out their throat. "Take it easy, girl," they said. "What's the matter, you think someone's trying to kill you?" If only they knew.
Sleep stops coming. You pass each day in a haze, and your hand shakes as you open the door to your dorm each night. Is it fear, or just caffeine overdose? Brain doesn't know.
Night comes. You walk into the bathroom to brush your teeth. Haven't done that in a while. Suddenly you hear a footstep. You've been practicing your draw, but you're surprised yourself with how fast the knife falls into your hand. You hit out with both hands. You hear a crash. The taste of blood, and then pain. Your hand fumbles for the light.
Light comes on. The mirror is broken. You can see shards of glass scattered across your face. The floor is slippery now, and you fall over. Where's your knife?... you dropped it. Oh, it's on the floor. That makes sense. You reach over to get it, but you can't quite reach... then you see. It.
Then you die.
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(And that wraps up my foray into horror writing.)
I wish that I didn't get anxious so easily.
Granted! You no longer have any emotions, so no need to worry about being anxious.
I wish corrupted wishes didn't end with the person dying (it is pretty funny though)
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 28, 2015, 10:05:14 PM
Granted! Your room is extremely cool, the coolest room ever, with lots of hi-tech gizmos, old and new computers (including a mainframe!), a 3D printer, and a levitating bed! Unfortunately, the temperature and noise level in your room are so high from all the stuff that's running and producing heat that you can never get any sleep, even with everything set on silent and all of the covers off. You end up having to sleep on the living room couch, and instead use your bed to store your collection of high-powered laser pointers, light-up prop lightsabers, and 1,000 classic sci-fi and fantasy books, each signed and annotated by their authors. It's worth mentioning that your room is now the Mecca of all geeks, and your phone, email box, and real mail box are constantly flooded with requests from people to visit.
I wish that I could load different personalities into my mind, and use any of them at will.
Ha! That was genius.
Granted. Now, people say "Granted, too lazy to corrupt it". The game becomes as dull as a used eraser.
I wish that we had a good fence that didn't keep breaking surrounding our backyard.
Granted, now you have an unbreakable fence. It's a giant, metal fence that goes completely around your house. It's absolutely impossible to get past. Only problem is that they forgot to make a fence, so you'll have to live inside it for the rest of your life.
I wish I could go to Salamandastron.
Granted. You show up, and scare off all the little hares that are running around inside. You scale the mountain with some difficulty, find an entrance, and walk around through empty tunnels all day long. You see a badger who apparently made its home in the mountain. It runs off, although not before you try to pet it and it bites you. (You'll need to be tested for rabies once you go home.) You find a bunch of little toy pottery and morsels of food from where some kids must have been playing there at some point. You get bored and go home.
I wish that I was perpetually clean without ever having to take care of myself (by showering, brushing my teeth, etc).
Granted. You are frozen in cryogenic gel. You're perpetually clean... but also perpetually immobile and lacking independent thought.
I wish I could get rid of problems by not thinking about them.
Granted, but you don't have a brain to think with.
I wish I can have some pizza and soda.
Granted. You have one bite of tomato-less, non-dairy vegetarian pizza, and one ounce of soda. Everyone else around you has large-sized supreme pizzas and full liters of soda, and refuse to give you any, so you're forced to sit there and watch while they enjoy their complete meals.
I wish that I didn't get so nervous about going out of town.
Granted. You're perfectly comfortable with going out of town-- even with taking a stroll through the city at night. You're so comfortable, in fact, that you don't even notice that you're being mugged until you get smacked on the head with a club.
I wish I owned a mansion.
Granted, but you find out the mansion is actually very poorly made, and will collapse in the next three days. However, you did pay a million dollars for the mansion, so you sell it for ten cents, and when you visit it after three days, you find out that the mansion is completely fine, and you got tricked.
I wish that the Kemono no Souja Erin anime continued for a long time.
Granted, but the animators run out of ideas, so the anime is now terrible.
I wish that I could immediately finish my homework (which i am slowly finishing while posting this) immediately.
Granted. Your homework always takes next to no time at all, but you get terrible grades on every assignment.
I wish it would stay warm and nice outside and never be chilly again.
Granted, but after a while it gets so hot that the glaciers melt and you drown. Good luck.
I wish my Brickforge order came today.
Granted. it's all mixed up, however, and you can't figure out where everything should be.
I wish college was just a continuation of high-school.
Granted. You go to college, and it's a continuation of high school, but the schoolwork is tougher and the school population includes a lot more international students. However, you now pay $15,000 per semester for it.
I didn't make that up.
I wish it were thunderstorming tonight, because that's my favourite weather.
Granted! But you get struck by lightening during it.
I wish I could high jump six feet.
Granted. You are widely known for having the worst high jump among all of your friends and acquaintances, but when a frenemy says, "You couldn't jump six feet even if you stood on so-and-so (a 5'10 guy)'s shoulders", you take that as a challenge. Three of your friends happen to be sitting in a row, with their legs extended, and you take off at a run, jump, and make it over all six of their feet! Then, though, you trip and fall over the horizontal bar that happened to be lying on the ground just past their feet, and everyone laughs at you.
I wish that I wasn't so easily infatuated.
Quote from: Izeroth on March 29, 2015, 10:24:13 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 29, 2015, 05:52:33 PM
Granted! You contact the Kaminoans to create a literal army of clones, all identical and carrying weapons. You are unable to to keep it a secret, and soon millions of SW fans are crowding your house, wanting to get a look at Jango Fett and his clones. You are forced to deploy your clones as a security force. Because they are amazing and are just money makers, world businesses are almost bankrupt. To get business back, the pool their funds and hire several robot manufacturers to create a Seperatist army. The war rages between clones and droids, and eventually the droids assasinate you as the clone leader. Because the war is ravaging the entire planet, the clones and droids are sent to th moon to battle as they wish. The droids activate a mega-ton bomb, destorying the surface of the moon, and making meteors destroy the human population. In underground bunkers, your son and a single woman are stuck there. Since she is annoyed at you and your son for killing off all her friends and family, she attacks and kills you. She no longer is able to reproduce, never having a sppouse, so the human race dies out, becase of you.
However, the clones on the moon are still alive, so their next mission is to colonize Earth. ;D
I wish I had a Tesla automobile.
There are so many logical inconsistencies with that paragraph that it makes my eyes burn.
Izeroth, I wish you'd stop saying things like that when the Forum Games are probably the most inconsistent thing eveer, with the exception of the Cellars. Saying that puts a damp cloth on the whole thing.
Granted
Quote from: James Gryphon on April 05, 2015, 02:37:09 AM
Granted. You are widely known for having the worst high jump among all of your friends and acquaintances, but when a frenemy says, "You couldn't jump six feet even if you stood on so-and-so (a 5'10 guy)'s shoulders", you take that as a challenge. Three of your friends happen to be sitting in a row, with their legs extended, and you take off at a run, jump, and make it over all six of their feet! Then, though, you trip and fall over the horizontal bar that happened to be lying on the ground just past their feet, and everyone laughs at you.
I wish that I wasn't so easily infatuated.
Granted; it's extremely hard for you to be infatuated by anything. With little inspiration from anywhere, your life becomes incredibly boring.
I wish I owned a velociraptor.
Granted! You get a cute little guy and name him Izzy. For the first few hours you and Izzy rolic around your home, destroying most things below waist height in the process as Izzy gets his legs (and tail) under control. After getting in trouble for the carnage you two have caused, you duck out the back door and head to a local dog park thinking the animal interaction will do your new companion good. Izzy, having never encountered a chihuahua in his short life, let alone a curious one like the tiny pooch that just waltzed up to investigate the newcomer, instinctively eats the tasty morsel before you can stop him, causing the late dog's owner to go into conniptions. While you're trying to calm her down, a police man on break glances up from his donut to see what all the commotion is about. Promptly arresting you, he then calls animal control on Izzy, who is romping about searching for more easy-to-catch prey in an effort to further satiate his appetite. By the time animal control arrives, however, Izzy has keeled over dead and a new scientific fact is added to next year's textbooks: velociraptors are allergic to dog meat.
I wish I had a 100 percent charge on my phone right now.
Granted, but someone in your family lets a dog lick all over their hands, and then they touch your phone. You can't tolerate having dog lick on your phone, and wash it under a sink. The water seeps in. You can see water spots under your screen, and it doesn't respond when you try to use it. Panicking you turn the phone off and stick it in a bowl of rice, planning to take it out after a few days. You don't use it at all during this time, even though it's fully charged, and thus miss calls from a prominent college trying to recruit you and texts from your hyper-sensitive friend (who assumes that you're ignoring them, gets mad, and doesn't speak to you for a month), but at least the phone seems to be okay when you take it out a week later.
I wish that I could turn the sensations of fear and embarassment off and on.
Congratulations! Your ish ois granted. However, you never specified when or how you do so. You alter these sensations by several different actions, of whih include suddenly reading your pokcet dictionary, or texing a friend for two hours straight, or man other thngs. Furthermore, you happen to do them at the worst possible times. For example, when viewing your favorite movie, Iron Man, (I hope that's your favorite movie) you suddenly have a fear of the Iron Monger suit. You promptly hyperventilate and leave the room, never to watch Iron Man again.
And I didn't even mention embarresment.
I wish the Castaways change on the forum wasn't an april fools.
Granted! To show that we're really serious about this change, the staff kick things off by deleting all posts about those mice books, and requiring that everyone with a book-themed name change it. Everyone who is disobedient is banned. Unfortunately, as nobody can change their names without an administrator doing it for them, our number of banned users skyrockets. ;)
I wish that I was all that, a bag of chips, and the kitchen sink.
Granted. Have fun being a popular snack food and plumbing.
I wish Man of Steel was actually worth watching.
Granted, but the new Man of Steel is a picture of a statue of a man made from steel. There is only audio filled with excellent jokes but you go deaf.
I wish I could play my clarinet perfectly.
Granted; you can play the clarinet you have now perfectly. Unfortunately, that's the only one you can do it with. You don't know this, but if you use any other clarinet, you play it poorly and sound awful.
Anyway, your clarinet teacher, thrilled with your apparent progress, buys you a high-dollar clarinet to use, and you graciously donate your old clarinet to the local school. Your first performance with your new expensive clarinet is a catastrophe. You get worse and worse with each performance, and have no idea why. Finally, brought to tears after one particularly trying night and disgusted with yourself, you give up on playing the clarinet.
Thirty years pass, and you get married and have kids. Your daughter decides to take up the clarinet, and brings one home that was provided by her school. You say, "You know, honey, it's funny that you chose to take up this instrument; I used to play the clarinet, once". On a whim you try to play hers, and you play with the skill of a world-class performer. It turns out that it was the same clarinet you donated all those years ago. Unfortunately, by this time the clarinet is old and in poor shape, and its sound quality is not fit for anyone but a beginner, so you still can't have any successful performances with it anywhere. Your daughter never is a very adept clarinet player, and ends up taking up drums instead.
I wish that everyone was willing to do anything I'd ask for free.
(That response was really good ;D)
Granted. Now everyone is consummately willing to do everything you ask them for free. However, while the entire human race wants to do as you command, it can't. Nobody has the capability to do anything you ask for, because the only things you want are impossible for humans to perform. After trying (and failing) to complete such feats as capturing other planets and putting them in a jar, everyone is very sad and the world becomes a depressing place.
I wish I graduated valedictorian of my class.
Granted. Your teacher gets up and announces your appointment to this position, going on at length about how you stood out like a lighthouse in a sea of academic mediocrity. All of the other students are angry and jealous, and stop speaking to you. When you get up to deliver your speech, everything you say is drowned out by booing.
I wish that, whenever somebody I know was about to get injured or sick, that whatever it was would happen to me instead.
Granted. You take all of the maladies of the people you care for upon yourself. You are overwhelmed; even though you were vaccinated as a child, you contract measles and chicken pox. A friend has no reaction to bad break-up; your heart is broken. The doctors find a tumor in your lungs. You lose eyesight in one eye. Your eyebrows fall off. You have morning sickness, but your cousin has the smoothest pregnancy the doctors have ever seen. While driving, your wrist snaps. You have no notice of these injuries before they occur. Within the space of a year you come down with everything from the common cold to the incurable flurgy twinj. The medical bills are ridiculous and you are forced to sell your house for much less than its value. You move into your friend's grandmother's basement, which smells of mothballs and Parmesan cheese. Your friends are in great health, thanks to you, but you can no longer go about your normal life, and are afraid to make new relationships, for they bring on more injuries.
I wish only needed to sleep for a few hours each day and could still function normally.
Granted. All your bodily functions now work with just a few hours of sleep... But you go insane as sanity is not a bodily function. Everyone around you watches as you fall into mental illness and there is no way to stop it.
I wish I could ruin every child's every wish.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Granted. Hordes of angry children murder you with plastic knives.
I wish I could finish the short story I'm working on.
Granted, but the ending is incredibly long, about ten thousand pages, as you go to great length expounding on the future lives of all of your characters. Nobody in the world finishes reading your book except me, and reviewers call you a liar and all sorts of other names, as the book is still marketed as a "short story".
I wish I was encased in powered armor.
Granted. You are now invulnerable to everything short of a nuclear assault. Only one tiny flaw: because your armor is made of highly-conductive metal and powered with electricity, you're being constantly shocked and zapped by it.
I wish I was a genius at math.
Granted. Everybody knows it, so they constantly ask you for help with their bills, taxes, homework, and sundries. The government catches wind of your ability, and take you in as a new human computer. You spend all day every day calculating trajectories for missile strikes, and ideal percentages for tax increases.
I wish that I wasn't so awful.
Granted. Your name has been changed from "So Awful" to "Incredibly Awful". You are constantly humiliated.
I wish I had a parrot that could curse in Russian,
@James: What! So awful? I seriously hope you're joking about that, James..! :-\
@Dibbun: Creative, dude! That response made me laugh out loud ;D
Granted! You now own a parrot that can curse in Russian (I don't know why you would want this, but ok). Unfortunately, it is a very mischievous bird that will curse at everyone in sight, including you. For some reason, it doesn't curse at your mother which is probably a good thing anyway. You are pestered but have no way to stop your parrot from cursing at every human being in existence (except your mom, as already mentioned). You ask your mother to give it back to the pet store, but as the parrot doesn't curse at her, she continues to believe it is sweet and benign. You are stuck with the bird for many years.
While this is incredibly annoying, it doesn't get detrimental until one day you get a girlfriend. It turns out she is Russian and speaks her native language perfectly. You invite her to your house, locking up your parrot so it can't say anything to her. However, the parrot, being a wise and devious sort of bird, hears the presence of another human in the house and start cursing wildly. Since your girlfriend doesn't see the parrot, she thinks it is coming from you and storms out of the house. You later end up giving your parrot to your mother, and your ex-girlfriend tells everyone what happened.
I wish I was an amazing and incredible writer of whatever I wanted to write.
Granted. You become the best writer ever, but have no work ethic. You don't write anything because you don't want to.
I wish I had a horde of bloodthirsty monkeys that would attack who I say they should.
Granted, but they get bored very easily, as you don't give them orders nearly enough for their liking. When they are bored, they attack random people and destroy property. One day, you sleep in, and your monkeys run wild, tearing up every house in your neighborhood. The police come to investigate. It's pretty obvious who is responsible for the monkey menace when they see blood stains and wreckage at every house on the street except for yours. Your monkeys are all taken to a secure zoo while your court trial takes place; eventually, your lawyers run out of excuses to keep you from getting punished, and after a very sensational five-year trial, you are sentenced to live in the monkey cage with your monkeys for the rest of your life.
I wish that, instead of having to go places myself, I could send a robot that looked and sounded like me in my stead, and control it by giving orders like in a text adventure (> SAY "HI" TO GIRL).
Granted. It takes your orders literally. When you say "Get food for dog at Petsmart" your robot goes around endlessly looking for "Food to dog".
I wish I had a chicken named Bo McDiddlerson McGee Jones the Seventeenth of Gallardia.
Granted! However, he turns out to be royalty and the Gallardia Royal Guard assasiinate you.
I wish I was more popular on the forum.
Granted; you're everybody's favorite member. Whenever you log on, anyone who is on immediately drops everything they're doing to PM you, and ask about how your day is going and what all you've been up to. Whenever you make a post, everybody quotes your post and responds to it. They spend all of their off time asking you questions on your topic, because you're such a great guy and obviously they want to know everything about you.
This is fun for a while, but you quickly find that it's exhausting to keep up with everyone on the forum. Furthermore, if you don't respond to their PMs or questions right away, they assume you don't like them, get upset, and send you even more PMs asking what they did. You eventually decide that keeping up with the forums is too emotionally involved for you, and leave without telling anyone.
Within a week everyone has figured out that you're gone, and they're so distraught that they figure they might as well give up on the forum. Everybody leaves except for the staff, and the forum becomes a ghost town.
I wish that no Blue Bell ice cream was contaminated.
Granted. No Blue Bell ice cream is contaminated, but Blue Bell goes bankrupt. You have to switch to other, highly contaminated brands for your ice cream. You die typing "Games Jryph-" with a bucket of Haagen-Daas in your hand.
I wish I was a Dibbun for a millennium.
Granted! You live to see everyone you had ever come to know and love die.
Granted. A giant cleaning lady with a giant vacuum comes and draws you up into a giant trash bag. You spend the rest of your life surrounded by dust and debris.
I wish that I didn't have a headache.
Granted. Instead of a headache, you know have Ebola.
I wish I could fly in the sky 3 hundred million miles high with no protection and still be comfortable.
Granted; you are perfectly comfortable as you slowly fall towards the sun.
I wish there was ice in the ice dispenser.
Granted. You find Vanilla Ice in your ice dispenser.
I wish I was the swishiest fish in the entire ocean.
Granted. You're the swishiest fish in the entire ocean, surpassing all other fish in the amount of noise you make with your fins. The swishing noise you make is so loud, in fact, that it attracts all sorts of sharks to your position. You can imagine what happens next.
I wish I owned an impenetrable castle.
Granted. Hordes of peasants want your head, so you run into your castle to hide. All of their attacks, including a catapult, fail to penetrate your castle's invulnerable defenses. Unfortunately, air can't penetrate them either, and you suffocate to death while waiting for the siege to end.
I wish that I never lost.
Granted. You never lose anything, including your life, so everyone you love and care about dies.
I wish I was a big whale in a peaceful ocean with no killing.
Granted. However, as the ocean contains no incidents of killing, predators cannot capture and eat their usual prey. Slowly but steadily, marine animals at the top of the food chain such as sharks and leopard deals die from starvation.
The inevitable result is that any creature in your ocean that relies on meat for food is eventually dead. As it turns out, you were transformed into an orca, which is a top predator. You die along with the other animals that no longer could kill to eat.
I wish I got a perfect score on all of my IB tests, AP tests, EOC, SAT, and ACT.
Granted. You're thrilled and go out to an ice cream parlor to celebrate. The ice cream is contaminated with listeria. Two months from now, you get sick and go to the hospital. They say that you're sick from listeria and that you will get better eventually. Unfortunately, while you're at the hospital, you see an old friend who's there with something. You hug them, and catch something from them. You get sick from that, and have to go back to the hospital. While you're at the hospital again, the same thing happens again. This goes on and on, and MSNBC writes a story about you, the chronically sick person, and uses your tragic case to spin a narrative about incompetent medical care (even though it's your own fault for hugging all these sick people). The doctors at the hospital, all angry at the negative publicity, deliberately misdiagnose your most recent case, and you die of rhinovirus.
I wish that I earned a billion dollars a year.
Granted. The U.S. Economy enters into a very bad period, and soon it turns to where 15 billion dollars is equal to 1 Colombian peso. You are incredibly poor.
I wish I could fly as a swallow and have no animals attack me.
Granted. No animals attack you. Windows... are a different story.
I wish I had a solar-powered phone.
Granted! :D However you get your phone during a very bad year for the weather. Its constantly cloudy wherever you go so your phone which doesn't have a plug soon runs out of battery. It is two more years by the time its not cloudy anymore and by that time you forgot where your phone is.
I wish I could develop safe instant teleportation for public use. And then claim it as mine and sell it for millions of dollars.
Granted. You get murdered by a robber who wants your money and then teleports inside your house.
Wish I can have watershrimp n' hotroot soup.
Granted. You have it, but also contract TB while you eat.
I wish I could live inside a chicken.
Granted. You live inside a chicken, but life inside a chicken isn't easy. It gets pretty cramped in there at night, and you don't have room to move around until the egg is lain in the morning. You are poisoned by the chemicals the chicken is injected with, and you suffocate on the corn it is force-fed. You end up discarded in a bucket of chicken innards as your home is turned into McNuggets.
I wish I had another month to live in my room.
Granted. Your room turns out to be the origin of a black hole, which sucks you in.
Wish I got a PM from myself.
Granted. You send yourself a PM, and you read it eagerly. You lead yourself on a scavenger hunt that ends with a fancy dinner - courtesy of yourself. Unfortunately, you find afterward that you can't afford the fancy dinner, and you spend the evening elbow-deep in greasy dishwater, scrubbing plates and pans.
I wish my voice didn't crack when I try to sing.
Granted. Instead of cracking, it implodes. Now you can't sing at all.
I wish I was a Norse wizard narwhal.
Granted. Since you are a wizard, everyone wants you to perform magic. However, you are a narwhal, so you flop on the ground and cannot move anywhere forever.
Wish I had more than 100 posts after 2:50 PM on April 26, 2015.
Granted, but you get teleported on top of a sword and get stabbed.
I wish that I had telekinesis that I could control without affecting, in any other way, how I currently am, and that people wouldn't put me in jail or anything like that because of it.
Granted. You get killed instead of put in jail.
I wish I was a mog.
Granted. You're a music service that charges subscription fees to listeners. You get bought out and shut down by another company.
I wish that I had perfect computer-like control over thoughts, information input, and memories.
Granted. At first you used your new ability well, deleting meaningless thoughts and memories and saving productive ideas. However, you soon become obsessive over your thoughts, constantly arranging them into neat patterns. When you receive new information, you fret over what to save and what to delete. Eventually, you become so absorbed in your mind that you forget to eat or drink water.
I wish I had three wishes.
Granted. Your three wishes were stolen by me, the person below me, and the person below the person below me.
I get two wishes now :P
Wish my text here was green.
Wish my text here was smaller.
Darn. I took too long posting and now you've replied. Okay.
Granted. Your text is smaller now. So small that I can't read it and thus I can't grant your wish and then we're trapped in a paradox. Nicely done. :P
(ninja'd) Granted, however they are all preassigned and the only thing you could use them for would be extremely detrimental to yourself and everyone around you.
I wish that I was fluent in every language I ever come across. As a result of this wish there shall be no negative effect on any creature, person, place, or thing, and no neutral or positive affects on any creature, person, place, or thing aside from the aforementioned fluency in all languages, which shall affect only myself. This wish will not affect any creature, person, place, or thing except myself, either directly or indirectly, with the exception of any communication I might make and any understanding I might gain using the language proficiency granted by this wish. Any and all direct or indirect effects of this wish shall end upon my death, with the exception of any information I have conveyed or received using said fluency.
(The other day in a D&D campaign I made a deal with a devil, for information on my character's hated enemy in exchange for releasing the devil from a wall. My contract looked much like this. (In D&D, devils are the epitome of Lawful Evil- They will always stick to the letter of any agreement they make, and they are generally reasonable up to a point, but they will twist your words as far as they can and try to trick you out of as much as they can while still sticking to contract.))
Granted. After your wish is granted, you turn around, and see me with a sword raised high. You try to draw, but too late, and you are cut in half.
Wish I had the strongest sword in the universe, and I am immune to it (and I can use it).
Granted. Both the sword and you, as its carrier, become renowned. Great swordsmen and other melee fighters challenge you to dozens of duels, but you beat them all, thanks to the amazing unbreakable, incredibly sharp sword, which can chop right through anything they attack you with.
One day, you hear about a famous fighter visiting your land. He is known for beating his opponents into submission with a bullwhip. You find him in a crowded marketplace. Everyone clears out of the way when they see you coming, and you confront him, waving your sword back and forth, confident in your ability to cut him and his whip into itty pieces.
He pulls out a gun and shoots you. You fall to the ground, dead.
I wish that I was better.
Granted. You're better, but not good enough, and die eventually.
Wish I know how to insert a gif in this post.
Granted, it's an animated gif. Unfortunately, you didn't watch it all the way through before posting it up. It turns out to be very scary, and when you see it, you die of fright.
I wish that I didn't make so many mistakes.
Granted. You don't make many mistakes, but you make one, jumping off a cliff, that kills you.
Wish I had a redwall.net email.
Granted. You get mostly spam, but one day, you get an exciting offer from the daughter of the late administrator of the Bank of Nigeria. He died, and she desperately needs your help to transfer money under the nose of the corrupt government. You can get a 10% cut of the equivalent of 10M American Dollars, so long as you can send $1,000 to help smooth over a few transaction fees. You send the money. Unfortunately, there are unforeseen hiccups and they need $1,000 more. You send that too, but then something urgent comes up and the entire thing is on the verge of failing; they need $2,000 to pay off an official, or the whole thing is doomed. You send that money too. Unfortunately, after giving away all this money, you can't make your house payment. You get evicted, catch a disease carried by rats, and die.
I wish that I didn't fail.
Granted! But only because you stop trying to do things. Nothing to do, nothing to fail.
I wish my ankle felt better.
Granted! Your ankle feels better, but your foot feels worse.
I wish I could run faster.
Granted. You can run incredibly fast. Few can beat you in speed, but you are quickly out of breath. You can't run a 6-minute mile because you're out of breath in less time than that.
I wish I could get an A on this exam without studying for it.
Granted. You get an A on this exam, but get F's for every other exam this year.
Wish I get A's for my grades forever.
Granted. Unfortunately, you never age and are never allowed to graduate from your current level of education, no matter how many tests you pass. After you outlive your natural family and several foster families, the government eventually hands responsibility for you over to your school, and you are given your own little room there, and eat cafeteria food for the rest of your existence. On the bright side, you become legendary as the greatest playground game player of all time, and set unbreakable records for your school's baseball team.
I wish that the Dallas Stars franchise was eternally the same (with the same roster, arena, etc.) as it was in 1999, that everyone with the franchise was ageless, and that they kept coming back and winning both the President's Trophy and the Stanley Cup every single NHL season for the next century.
Granted. The players slowly die off as they are mysteriously disappearing. However, after the century, Dallas is kicked out of the NHL.
I wish... I.... Spoke... Like.... This.... And.... Annoyed..... People.... And..... They.... Don't.... Kill... Or... Hurt.... Me.....
Granted. They did, but you got eaten by a phoenix before you had time to know who won.
Dang it, DAB, you did it quicker.
They don't kill or hurt you, but one day while experimenting on your teleportation device you make a black hole and you fall in.
Wish your tail had more than the square root of negative one...atoms.
Granted. My tail has more atoms than something not real, allowing it to be any size.
I wish I could ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer.
Granted! However, the only person capable of doing those things is yourself. Because you like stupid questions and answers so much you walk around muttering the most absurd inquiries to yourself and then replying in turn, guffawing after every answer you give. Everyone thinks you're crazy and every time you go out in public you get a ticket for disturbance of the peace.
I wish that I could go get a haircut now.
Granted. You get shaved. And then they give you your scalp.
I wish I had shoes on.
Granted. You do, but they're far too small. They're hurting your feet, and you can't pull them off.
I wish I could work today.
Granted, you do nothing but work. In fact, you get to work so much that you don't even get a break. Same with tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day until you drop dead from exhaustion.
I wish it was raining with thunder and lightening (that wouldn't strike me).
Granted. The lightning doesn't strike you, but it knocks down a power line... which falls on you.
I wish I owned a private island.
Granted. The private island you own sits near a bay lined with factories. The water around your island is polluted, and no vegetation grows on your island, nor do animals reside upon it. The air always smells like gasoline, and the rocky shores make boating to your island difficult and dangerous. The rising sea levels are covering low-lying land with water, and the rumour that it is haunted by the ghost of a girl who drowned there in the 1910s makes it impossible to sell.
I wish my family only wanted to watch the movies that I want to watch.
Granted. You don't watch any movies, much to your family's disgust. You suggest doing other things, but they're not interested in any of that, and constantly ask you what movie you want to watch.
I wish that I could read and type ten times more quickly.
Granted. The speed at which you type causes severe arthritis to set in your fingers, even at your young age, making future typing, video game playing, and even simple printing impossible. The incredibly speedy reading you complete strains your eyes and causes blindness. Sightless, and with eternally aching fingers, you resign yourself to static-filled audio books.
I wish my puppy could go back to being puppy-sized.
Granted; it does, temporarily, as your dog has a bizarre disorder that causes it to shrink as it grows older. But it gets tinier and tinier yet, and you are eventually forced to buy a hamster cage to put it in whenever you're not around, so that it doesn't hurt itself. Eventually, it gets small enough that it can get through the bars, and it escapes. You never see it again, but nevertheless spend the next ten years walking very carefully whenever you're at home, for fear that you will crush it underfoot.
I wish that my hardest punch possessed all the force of a great typhoon.
Granted. You are eager to impress and fight for a particular lovely girl, but one punch lands your opponent in the hospital and you behind bars. You are given a jail sentence of one year plus several years' probation. The ladies are not impressed.
Sounds like you saw your bribe...
I wish my every movement were as swift as a coursing river.
Granted; your swiftest hand movement is as fast as St. John's, a blazing 0.3 miles per hour. Your family and friends get annoyed with you, and eventually just carry you around places and feed you instead of waiting for you to do things on your own.
I wish that I was indefatigable.
Granted. You devote endless amounts of time and energy to promoting Vladimir Putin's takeover of the Ukraine, and you lose all your American friends.
Why does this thread quietly advance three pages after my last post?
I wish to succeed at my ERB tests.
Granted. You get tested for the "Epic Rap Battles of History" YouTube channel, succeed, and since it was just a BuzzFeed quiz, you get nothing out of it. The end.
I wish I was a jail whale who hits monkeys with pails in the kingdom of Dale.
Granted. Sadly, you arrive in that kingdom just before Smaug destroys it.
I wish all the problems in the world would disappear.
Granted. All problems are now invisible, making it harder to correct them.
I wish that I could spew spewing materials better than anyone in the world.
Granted! You spew S.P.E.W. badges all over the floor, making all your friends hate you.
I wish Harry Potter was possible.
Granted! The world is now exactly the same. Harry Potter is possible, just highly unlikely.
I wish I was a published author.
Granted, but no one reads your books. After a while, your publishers decide that it's not going to sell, and they take it off the shelves. You become incredibly depressed and give up on writing, throwing your life away by watching cat videos on YouTube and eating cheetos all day long. ;D
I wish that I was super fast.
Granted. You are super fast, but you tire super fast, too. Though you can cover a mile in a matter of seconds, not minutes, you can barely run a mile before you're completely fatigued and have an ache in your side. Your reflexes are astoundingly quick, but you do not have complete control of them, and people assume you're extraordinarily clumsy and dislike you for it. Your thought processes, too, are incredibly fast, allowing you to read books and take tests rapidly. You manage to skip a grade, but your classmates are intimidated by you and avoid you.
I wish I had all my favourite foods, cooked to perfection, served to me right now.
Granted. Unfortunately, because they all look great, you can't decide which one to eat first.
I wish I had an army of magical, invincible gnomes.
Granted. Your army of magical, invincible gnomes, however, are so preoccupied with battling each other that they do not heed your orders.
I wish every year were as long as two years, so I had twice as much time to enjoy them.
Granted. School semesters are interminably long, women are now pregnant for the current equivalent of eighteen months, everyone has to endure the current equivalent of six long, wretched months of winter every year before the world warms up again, and the world gets twice as much politicking every election cycle. All this misery and suffering for the rest of the world can be directly attributed to your wish.
I wish that I could perfectly control my emotions and feelings about things and/or people.
Granted. You become a robot because your feelings are so easily typified and are easy to code.
I wish all yo momma jokes I made were great and hurt no one's feelings.
Granted. You only know a few that won't hurt people's feelings, however, and your friends get tired of listening to the same jokes.
I wish time travel was possible.
Granted, but you can only travel in one direction, forwards.
I wish that I wasn't sick.
Granted - You're dead!
I wish all those stinkin' typos I made when I first joined would fix themselves.
Granted! All the stinking typos you made when you first joined fix themselves. However, you still need to worry about the good or neutral smelling ones. And since text technically doesn't have a scent anyway, none of your typos actually smell bad and none of them are fixed.
I wish I could make it so nobody can hear me play flute or piccolo, except myself, whenever I wanted (so I don't get self-conscious while I practice). But also that I can turn this setting on and off with full control.
Granted. You lose interest in piccolo/flute, and never play again.
That was funny, with neutral-smelling typos. ;D
I wish that I was king of France during the late 1300s and had a peaceful reign.
Granted. Unfortunately, medical care isn't so great, and you die from disease at the ripe old age of 49.
I wish I was a good swimmer.
Granted, but now you're a bad walker.
I wish for a lifetime supply of root beer.
@DAB: Thank you! :)
Granted. However, a lifetime supply of anything is, well, usually a lot. You have trouble finding a place to store all your root beer, as the quantity is immense. Boxes upon boxes of this substance flood your two-story house from floor to ceiling and spill out onto your yard, the neighbors' property, and the street. This becomes such a nuisance that people call the police on you, and you are taken away and convicted of unrealistic root beer hoarding. You have to pay a huge bill of charges, which you must pay for by selling all the root beer you gained in the first place. So not only are you no better off than when you started, but you're also considered a root beer maniac by society. Have fun! ;D
I wish I got accepted by my dream school and got to attend it without incident.
Granted. The next time you go to sleep, you are accepted into your dream school. From now on, you spend all of your sleeping time attending classes and doing coursework. You wake up every morning feeling tired and worn out from the rigors of your literal sleep studies, none of which you remember, and none of which help your actual life. ;D
I wish that playing goalie in NHL 14 wasn't so farcical.
Granted; now it's closecical.
I wish I was already packed for tomorrow's trip.
Granted, but you only packed candy and comic books. You had to wear the same clothes the entire trip. The people accompanying you on your trip started to stay away from you after the third or fourth day, due to the smell.
I wish that OS X automatically ran everything that was available for Windows, without my having to start up on the Windows partition.
Granted. OS X automatically runs everything available for Windows but does so painfully slowly, and nothing else on your computer is available until you manually close everything available for Windows.
I wish the children I supervise during day camp weren't so mean to each other. I wouldn't even care if they were still disrespectful to me or to their environment, if only they were kind to one another.
Granted! They aren't mean! They're down right vicious! By the time your done stopping the gunfights and executions, you collapse of exhaustion and the anarchy resumes.
I wish that it was Monday.
Granted. Now you are forever stuck with every bad thing that comes with a monday:
I wish for a good night of sleep
Granted. You'll get it in fifty-three years.
I wish that I could take pictures and videos of my memories and upload them to my computer.
Granted, but because of this amazing technology your computer has been hacked into several dozen times and everyone knows exactly what your memories are.
I wish that my next fencing class would come. (Which is on Mondays. ;D ;D)
Granted. You get to spend every day for the rest of this week helping ranchers put up fences.
I wish that I could turn invisible and back again at will.
Granted. You hang a poster on your wall that says "Invisible" you turn to that and then turn to "And Back again" you can harness this amazing power whenever you want to! Isn't that great?
I wish for a wish from the magic fish!
Granted. The magic fish's wish is that humans would stop eating seafood. Unfortunately for him, his wish isn't granted.
I wish that I could sneak up behind where you are and scare you, at any moment of any day that I want.
Granted, but unfortunately the first time you do that, I whirl around and punch you in the face so hard that you go flying through the wall. Sadly, I am in a building on the side of a cliff and you fall off of it. Though, you don't die immediately even though you've broken every bone in your body. You lay there, lost, for days until a savage squirrel comes along and eats you. ;D
I wish I had twenty toes :P
Granted. You'll never walk normally again, but it does look pretty cool.
I wish I could control the future.
Granted, but the only way to do it is running 20 miles, so you get really tired when you try to do it.
I wish I posted here 1 second ago.
Granted. You did.
I wish afuyuygreyghgfydhvygetaytygrwfueakjshyd was a real and usable word.
Granted, but now the world hates you because that's the word Mary Poppins sings about now.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Granted. Your wish is now entirely incorruptible, indestructible, un-returnable, and non-refundable. Unfortunately, it's also no fun at all.
I wish for three more wishes.
Granted! These wishes are picked for you by Bob the Snail! He wishes that you were faster, faster and faster! So that by the end of the wishes, when you walk, you go into a blur and appear twenty miles from where you started!
I wish that it was tomorrow.
Granted, but you awake at noon and find a list of chores stamped to your forehead that need to be completed by 1 'O-clock.
I wish for a sandwich
Granted, a giant sandwich falls on your head and kills you.
I wish more people would post in the Crossover RP.
Granted. They're all people who aren't in the RP, commenting on how they thought the RPers could have done or said it better. There are so many of these posts after each RP post that it becomes almost impossible to keep up with the story.
I wish that I was never tired.
Lol at your response; it was so perfect ;D And DITTO about the "I wish I was never tired" thing. Seriously.
Granted. You get nine hours of sleep every night and stop feeling tired. However, you now have less time in the day to do work. You eventually fall behind and fail all your classes (this would suck if it happened IRL though).
I wish my flute playing was so good it could make people cry :P
Granted. Whenever you start to play, your music is so beautiful that you break down and start crying. Unfortunately, this interrupts all of your performances, and you become known world-wide as "the weeping flutist". You never get a good gig due to this, but your videos get millions of views on Youtube. One day, you make the mistake of reading the comments section of one of your videos, and are scarred for life.
I wish that I could change any part of my personality at will.
Granted. You begin changing aspects of your personality, starting small and working toward more significant and noticeable changes, but your friends slowly begin to drift away because they love you as you are. By the time you realize this, so many years have gone by that there is too much space and time between your friends and your true self for a fresh start.
I wish I could find the perfect birthday present for my dad.
Granted! You find the absolutely best birthday present for your dad. Unfortunately, it's also too expensive. You end up getting him another toaster.
I wish I could function well with only a little bit of sleep.
Granted, but the opposite is also true; whenever you've slept well, you can't function as well, and being tired is still uncomfortable.
I wish I never made any mistakes or bad decisions.
Granted. You never make any decisions at all. You become the most indecisive person in the world.
I wish ice cream didn't melt.
Granted, it now explodes. After you eat it.
I wish I legitimately win the Mafia game I'm playing on another forum.
Granted. Your win is so legit that it scares the real Mafia and they assassinate you.
I wish that money grew on cacti.
Granted. Money comes from and only from cacti. From now on, you have to wear special gloves whenever you buy or sell anything.
I wish that I had two mechanical arms that I could wield as effectively as my real ones.
Granted, you now have mechanical arms replacing your real arms. They constantly have to be charged and aren't very strong or durable. But they sure do look cool.
I wish I could live in the world I made in the book I wrote.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 11, 2015, 05:49:10 AM
I wish I could live in the world I made in the book I wrote.
(I know how you feel)
Granted! It's too bad you die at the end of the book, though.
I wish I was better at writing and flute/piccolo playing ~
(But... that's not how the book ends ;-;)
Granted, you're now the best there is. But unfortunately you get attacked by a shark and lose your right arm, so you can't play and have difficulty writing with your other arm. (I'm assuming you're right handed :P)
I wish I could be a part of a certain tribe in the book I wrote.
Granted. You're the commander of the tribe's wars, handling all things combat related, but you have a big ego and a small brain, henceforth you insist on tried and failed battle tactics without listening to any of your superior strategists. You treat each lost battle like a small loss and assure yourself that the next one will be won. Eventually your ego gets the better of you and you storm into battle yelling "FRENCH FRIES" before a well-aimed arrow silence you and puntures your ego.
I wish I would be a decent soccer player and cooperate in the best way possible with my team.
Granted. Unfortunately, you can only succeed using teamwork, and you have about a week of that before a zombie apocalypse starts. While you're all for surviving together with teamwork, your team abandons you and goes their separate ways. You're left alone, having no idea how to be without your team and eventually get eaten by a zombie.
I wish I was the best author in the world.
Granted. Everyone else in the world forgets how to write well, making you the best, although you're not any better at writing than you are now.
I wish that I never had to sleep.
Granted but now your tired.
I wish I had a Pizza.
Granted! But it's got anchovies.
I wish all milk was chocolate milk.
Granted but now you don't like it.
I wish it was Wednesday.
Granted, but it's 11:59. Oh, now a minute has passed. It's Thursday.
I wish I could get a new piccolo right now :]
Granted but I just stepped on it.
I wish it was breakfast time.
Granted! I hope you're not hungry, though, because there's no food.
I wish pepperoni was green.
Granted but now it's impossible to make so it goes back to it's normal color.
I wish my feet didn't hurt.
They don't, but your head hurts terribly and eventually drives you insane, leading you to jump off a cliff.
I wish I, and only I, could buy anything I wanted.
Granted but know you don't want anything.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, now you're a fly and you can fly.
I wish I was cooler.
Granted. Your internal temperature is now -30° Fahrenheit. Your blood freezes over, and scientists move your paralyzed body to a laboratory in Siberia for further investigation.
I wish I knew how to drive.
Granted by you drive so badly you get multiple tickets every time you drive.
I wish summer would end.
Granted, Summer ends for eternity and the world never grows warm again. The government struggles to make enough food though spring to feed the worlds population but the warm days aren't enough to compete with the extended winter. Ice builds up and your wish got rid of global warming, unfortunately now people are complaining about global freezing. The world begins to starve and everyone is moving to the tropics. There is no longer summer break for school so kids refuse to do their work and become gangsters on the streets. Eventually the apocalypse begins and you are left without a home in a frozen wasteland, while starving to death, and captured by a gangsters simply because you wished that summer would end.
I wish that I could discover some unknown element and name it Noonecaresnium
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on September 07, 2015, 03:52:06 PM
Granted, Summer ends for eternity and the world never grows warm again. The government struggles to make enough food though spring to feed the worlds population but the warm days aren't enough to compete with the extended winter. Ice builds up and your wish got rid of global warming, unfortunately now people are complaining about global freezing. The world begins to starve and everyone is moving to the tropics. There is no longer summer break for school so kids refuse to do their work and become gangsters on the streets. Eventually the apocalypse begins and you are left without a home in a frozen wasteland, while starving to death, and captured by a gangsters simply because you wished that summer would end.
Wow
Granted but it kills you before you can tell anyone about it.
Granted. You're twisted into spaghetti for the rest of time by the inexorable force of a black hole.
I wish that I would live right.
Actually I forgot to wish for anything so that doesn't happen.
Granted but everything suddenly changes and your living wrong again.
I wish I didn't have to do school work today.
That does happen. If you imbalance the wish-to-grant ratio, you have to suffer the consequences.
Granted; you don't have to because you don't have time for school. Your family is in dire straits, and you've been sold into slavery to pay their debts. You're scheduled to spend the next ten years cleaning and taking care of a lady's house in northern Wyoming. You'll sleep on her back patio, live on food that falls from the table, and drink and bathe with the garden hose. As a special favor, she will allow you to take care of your laundry in the washer and dryer, provided that you don't use more than a tablespoon of soap.
I wish that I didn't ever do wrong things.
Granted but now no one can stand to be around you and you eventually wither away to nothing and die because your so lonely.
I wish James didn't put wishes that are hard to think of an answer for.
Granted, James suddenly and inexplicitly becomes King of the World! He commands that you be brought before him as his personally punching bag for the next fifty years. In that time however your wish does come true because he is to busy ruling the world to bother with the forum any more.
I wish that I could travel back in time without ill effect.
Granted but time machines don't exist.
Granted. Nothing you wish for ever comes true. Whenever somebody asks you what you want for your birthday and you tell them, they say "Good; now I know what not to get you, 'cuz I want my present to be a surprise!" For the rest of your life, the only gifts you ever receive are socks.
I wish that I was somebody better.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 07, 2015, 07:07:06 PM
Granted but time machines don't exist.
Um that's not really a corruption because there are other ways to travel though time, such as the time stone and the time sand Ect.
Anyway.
Granted you become President Ronald Reagan, alas he is dead so you are dead as well.
I wish I could discover Atlantis.
Granted but your lungs burst as soon as you discover it and you die.
I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish.
Granted, but now every wish you make is horrible.
I wish I had a SPESS MEHREEN bolter.
Granted but it's dead.
I wish I had a flying car.
Granted, but you can't drive.
@Vilu: A bolter is a gun. :P
I wish I had a lot of miniatures.
Granted, but now you're a miniature for the miniatures.
I wish I could have the Force
Granted, At first you are a marvel of the world, a regular magician. The you turn into a hero and everyone shouts your name and your made king of the world. You believe you did a good job until you have a selfish moment and the dark side consumes you. As your rage grows you go on a rampage killing your own unsuspecting staff and then the whole city. You gather a army of thugs and decide to preform mass genocide. Fifteen years later after a bloody war that kills 67% of the worlds population. A small rebel squad infiltrates your base and after loosing most of its members one of the rebels shoots you seventeen times in the head thus ending the war. Your memory is squandered as a horrible villain and you will forever go down in the history books as a horrible war criminal.
I wish I could discover find the lost treasure of Captain Kid.
Granted. It's worthless in the now Socialist society in 2355 AD.
I wish I had lots of gold.
Granted, except it's packed into a tiny 1 inch cube that weighs so much that nothing on earth can lift it, meaning that whatever you put it on breaks immediately. For the first few days, you enjoy the block gold that you display in your garden, yet no one can swipe it, until the stone table you put it on breaks and teh block of gold sinks down into the core of the earth. You can still see it though, through the hold it made in the ground.
I wish I was the best RPer in the world.
Granted, you are without a doubt the best RPer in the world. You have great ideas and amazing characters and people everywhere want to join you in your RPs. You happen to join a RP competition and win making everyone super jealous of your skill. However after a while people start to rely totally on your skill in RPing and put no effort forward themselves. You seem to be RPing by yourself and everyone else seems to be horrible compared to you. Eventually this annoys enough people that most of the other good RPers quit not wanting to play anymore. All that's left are the really bad RPers who have no idea what there doing making it boring for you.
I wish I could speak and understand any language.
Granted, but then you soon understand the cricket language, which is one of the languages that you learn, and you learn their evil plan to destroy all humans, and you are kidnapped and never heard from again.
I wish to be free
Granted, because you weren't able to speak in time the leprechaun granting your one wish cast some random spell on you and doesn't tell you what it was. You leave that day with the nagging wonder of whether the wish was good or not. Finally when you can't stand it anymore you preform all sorts of scientific experiments on yourself searching for what the spell was that the leprechaun cast on you. After several years you switch from scientific methods too fortune tellers and witches but none can tell you what the spell was. Years later you start to go insane from wonder at what it could be and you paint several modern masterpieces titled "WHAT WAS IT!!!!!" Eventually your insanity goes to a breaking point and you murder your secretary and chop her into tiny pieces. The police arrest you and after several court sessions you are sentenced to death. While waiting for the last few minutes of your life to pass you hear that you have a visitor. In walks the leprechaun who asks how you've been since you last met. You ask with evident insanity. "What was the spell you cast on me." And as the police drag you towards the electric chair the leprechaun calmly replies.
"You didn't ask for anything specific so it was just a little thing to keep nose hairs from growing to long."
I wish that my schedule wouldn't be so full.
Granted, your schedule is clear, fully. Everyone forgets about the things you had with them, and no one remembers you, and you become homeless, and beg for money.
I wish for Justin Bieber to be deported to Syria.
Granted, Why corrupt?
I wish I could send down a bolt of lightning by raising my arm.
Granted, but it always hit you.
I wish my sister would get off the computer.
Granted, but the Internet will now shut down worldwide and computers will be made nearly redundant.
I wish to pass my driving test.
You pass it, but just 1 day after organisms from Mars that drink petroleum consume most of the petroleum in the world, leaving petroleum a scarce resource only important people can use. You join a rebellion against the government but are blown up after a failed raid.
I wish I had a cup of water.
Granted- it's the water they found on Mars. NASA are now coming after you for stealing vitally important scientific evidence.
I wish for a nice cup of tea.
Granted, but it's Uncle Iroh's tea, and you are thrown into jail for life for stealing from a Fire Nation royal.
I wish for a nice mocha.
Granted but you no longer have a mouth so you can't drink it.
Granted. When you try to go to sleep tonight, the boogeyman jumps out and scares you. You scream, and try to make a run for it, but you trip over the monsters that have come out from under the bed, and fall right in the path of the monster in the closet, who eats you. You're never seen again. Your parents are unperturbed by your disappearance, and rent out your room.
I wish that I never ran out of ideas.
Granted but now you only have stupid ones.
I wish I would remember to wish when I post here.
Your wish is granted, you begin to remember to post wishes, but since you don't put time and thought into your posts and simply type things up as quickly as possible all your wishes come out like this.
[example]Eye swish fer U two Gave Eye swishes. [/example] And no one knows what your talking about and its no better then when you were just forgetting to put down wishes in the first place.
I wish I could be victorious in this next airsoft game.
Granted but you lose a leg in the process.
Eye swish fer U two Gave Eye swishes.
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I wish I owned a time machine.
Wish granted you use the time machine but get stuck in it and there for get stuck in non being and are never seen again!
I wish I was a smart genius
Granted, but your brain can't handle the smartness and you commit suicide.
Granted. You're in a starless void. You can't see, hear, say, or feel anything. With no sensory input or way to escape, you resign yourself to your fate, and try everything you can think of to keep your mind occupied: counting, reciting the alphabet, planning what you're going to do when you get out, thinking about past experiences, and so on. However, everything you've ever experienced gradually loses meaning. You're unable to sleep, or even dream. After you exhaust your supply of intelligent thoughts, you eventually begin to amuse yourself by thinking nonsense. You lose the ability to reason and think logically as your sanity gradually deteriorates.
Time stretches on and on. It could be a week, a month, a year, a century, an eon. You lost your ability to comprehend the passing of time long ago. It is just you and oblivion.
Something changes. There's a speck of something that, in your better times, you would have recognized as "light". You cringe, unable to withstand it, and babble incoherently, uncomprehendingly wishing for a return to the blessed darkness that you have become accustomed to. Things move around and make noise. You feel something, and the unexpected, inherent pain of physical contact makes you scream.
If you were capable of understanding it, you would be privy to a very interesting conversation between two scientists, discussing your fate. As it is, though, you are now only barely sentient, and perceiving your fate does not concern you.
What happens next can only be adequately explained from outside of your limited perspective. The two scientists pick up your body (completely atrophied from an indefinite amount of time in spent in total inactivity), and gingerly drop it into a capsule. The capsule is then dropped into a vat. A machine begins to work over your body and brain. For the first time in forever, you lose consciousness.
You wake up, dressed in a diaper, in a playpen. You are now a baby, and the whole world seems interesting! You say clever things like "goo goo ga ga", and a pretty young lady dressed in yellow squeals, picks you up and kisses you on the forehead. You drink from a bottle she gives you, totally content in your blissful infant life.
Years pass. You grow up from being a baby to a toddler, and then a child. You live a mostly normal life, playing and enjoying the world around you. A big man in a suit comes and talks to mommy every weekend. She's happy most of the time, but she's sad whenever the man talks to her. You don't know but you think they're talking about you. You heard a friend say that they're going to school soon. You asked mommy if you can go, too. She said maybe, but you think she really meant no. She tried to hide it but you saw her frown. Mommy only does that when she's sad. She says that you're special and don't need to go to school. Isn't being special good?
Years and years go by, as you play and experience the world. You see your friends get big, fast and strong, but you seem to be the same. Mommy is still pretty. You're playing with her hair one day and notice that it looks different. Some of it is gray now. You ask mommy if your hair will turn gray someday, too. She smiles, but it's a sad smile. "I don't know, baby," she says. "Maybe."
One day Mommy brings home a friend, a girl with brown hair and a sparkling smile. She's nice. Mommy doesn't play with you as much as she used to, or pick you up anymore, but the girl does all of that. She laughs at every joke you tell. She sort of reminds you of what mommy used to look like, before her hair turned gray.
The years go on. The girl is bigger and older now. You're sad when Mommy says that she has to go on a trip to somewhere far away. You want to go, because Mommy used to take you everywhere, but she says that you can't come with her this time. She says the girl will take care of you while she's away. The girl is nice, but you like Mommy best. You say so. Mommy smiles and hugs you, and you see a tear on her cheek as she walks away.
The girl takes care of you. At first you ask about Mommy all the time, but as the girl tells you that she won't be coming back yet every time, you eventually stop asking.
Life happens. The girl brings home a man. He's smart and funny. One day the girl brings home a baby. Gradually it grows up. One day you see that the boy that used to be a baby is bigger than you are. You don't know, but somehow that doesn't seem quite right to you. But he's funny too, and takes you all kinds of fun places and gives you ice cream, so you're happy.
Time passes. The girl's hair begins to turn gray, and eventually she, the man and the boy go on a trip. She says that she won't be back for a long time. You have a strange feeling about this, like it's happened before, but you can't remember. You guess it can't be that important anyway. She says that you'll stay with a friend while she's away. She doesn't seem happy. You ask her why she's sad if she's going on a trip, because trips are fun. She cries, so you cry too.
A man dressed all in white comes. He's very serious, and is always writing in a book. Finally, he takes your hand, and you walk up to a strange box. He gently picks you up, puts you in, gives you a piece of candy, and tells you to go to sleep.
You dream of life and the things that are done in the real world. You dream about growing older and interacting with people. You dream for a long, long time. Then, you wake up.
You're in a starless void.
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I wish I would take my test already instead of sitting around goofing off.
Granted, but you fail it.
I wish it was winter.
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 07, 2015, 09:30:28 PM
Granted. You're in a starless void. You can't see, hear, say, or feel anything. With no sensory input or way to escape, you resign yourself to your fate, and try everything you can think of to keep your mind occupied: counting, reciting the alphabet, planning what you're going to do when you get out, thinking about past experiences, and so on. However, everything you've ever experienced gradually loses meaning. You're unable to sleep, or even dream. After you exhaust your supply of intelligent thoughts, you eventually begin to amuse yourself by thinking nonsense. You lose the ability to reason and think logically as your sanity gradually deteriorates.
Time stretches on and on. It could be a week, a month, a year, a century, an eon. You lost your ability to comprehend the passing of time long ago. It is just you and oblivion.
Something changes. There's a speck of something that, in your better times, you would have recognized as "light". You cringe, unable to withstand it, and babble incoherently, uncomprehendingly wishing for a return to the blessed darkness that you have become accustomed to. Things move around and make noise. You feel something, and the unexpected, inherent pain of physical contact makes you scream.
If you were capable of understanding it, you would be privy to a very interesting conversation between two scientists, discussing your fate. As it is, though, you are now only barely sentient, and perceiving your fate does not concern you.
What happens next can only be adequately explained from outside of your limited perspective. The two scientists pick up your body (completely atrophied from an indefinite amount of time in spent in total inactivity), and gingerly drop it into a capsule. The capsule is then dropped into a vat. A machine begins to work over your body and brain. For the first time in forever, you lose consciousness.
You wake up, dressed in a diaper, in a playpen. You are now a baby, and the whole world seems interesting! You say clever things like "goo goo ga ga", and a pretty young lady dressed in yellow squeals, picks you up and kisses you on the forehead. You drink from a bottle she gives you, totally content in your blissful infant life.
Years pass. You grow up from being a baby to a toddler, and then a child. You live a mostly normal life, playing and enjoying the world around you. A big man in a suit comes and talks to mommy every weekend. She's happy most of the time, but she's sad whenever the man talks to her. You don't know but you think they're talking about you. You heard a friend say that they're going to school soon. You asked mommy if you can go, too. She said maybe, but you think she really meant no. She tried to hide it but you saw her frown. Mommy only does that when she's sad. She says that you're special and don't need to go to school. Isn't being special good?
Years and years go by, as you play and experience the world. You see your friends get big, fast and strong, but you seem to be the same. Mommy is still pretty. You're playing with her hair one day and notice that it looks different. Some of it is gray now. You ask mommy if your hair will turn gray someday, too. She smiles, but it's a sad smile. "I don't know, baby," she says. "Maybe."
One day Mommy brings home a friend, a girl with brown hair and a sparkling smile. She's nice. Mommy doesn't play with you as much as she used to, or pick you up anymore, but the girl does all of that. She laughs at every joke you tell. She sort of reminds you of what mommy used to look like, before her hair turned gray.
The years go on. The girl is bigger and older now. You're sad when Mommy says that she has to go on a trip to somewhere far away. You want to go, because Mommy used to take you everywhere, but she says that you can't come with her this time. She says the girl will take care of you while she's away. The girl is nice, but you like Mommy best. You say so. Mommy smiles and hugs you, and you see a tear on her cheek as she walks away.
The girl takes care of you. At first you ask about Mommy all the time, but as the girl tells you that she won't be coming back yet every time, you eventually stop asking.
Life happens. The girl brings home a man. He's smart and funny. One day the girl brings home a baby. Gradually it grows up. One day you see that the boy that used to be a baby is bigger than you are. You don't know, but somehow that doesn't seem quite right to you. But he's funny too, and takes you all kinds of fun places and gives you ice cream, so you're happy.
Time passes. The girl's hair begins to turn gray, and eventually she, the man and the boy go on a trip. She says that she won't be back for a long time. You have a strange feeling about this, like it's happened before, but you can't remember. You guess it can't be that important anyway. She says that you'll stay with a friend while she's away. She doesn't seem happy. You ask her why she's sad if she's going on a trip, because trips are fun. She cries, so you cry too.
A man dressed all in white comes. He's very serious, and is always writing in a book. Finally, he takes your hand, and you walk up to a strange box. He gently picks you up, puts you in, gives you a piece of candy, and tells you to go to sleep.
You dream of life and the things that are done in the real world. You dream about growing older and interacting with people. You dream for a long, long time. Then, you wake up.
You're in a starless void.
You put some thought into that and it's too long I didn't read more than the first paragraph.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 07, 2015, 10:17:23 PM
You put some thought into that... ...I didn't read more than the first paragraph.
Your loss.
I know it's a great piece of literature, but did you have to quote the whole thing?
Anyway. Already granted. It is winter, somewhere in the universe. We don't know where that place is, but you're signed up to be on the first ship to go there.
I wish that I drank more water.
Granted, but the water is poisoned and you become sick. You go to the hospital but they can't do anything for you. You're now in intense pain. You die.
I wish I didn't have to do school work tomorrow.
Granted. To get out of doing this, you decide to go outside and run around in circles screaming and waving your arms. Your neighbors, when they see that it's just you acting insane, instead of an actual threat, call the police to end the public disturbance. You fight the police when they show up, and they take you to jail. While there, you get in a fight with a guard, and get put in solitary confinement. You don't last long in solitary; after an incident with the jail bars, you are swiftly taken to a sanitarium. You live there for the next seven years and spend every day bouncing off of the padded walls. One day, when you're being spoon-fed your meal (as you can't be trusted to use utensils yourself), you choke on some oatmeal and die.
I wish that I had a faster metabolism.
Granted; your metabolism is now equivalent to that of a hummingbird. Your heart beats 1,260 times per minute, requiring you to drink gallons of sugared water daily just to stay alive. Soon, cavities appear, forcing you to pay for expensive replacement teeth. You switch to a new, "sugar-proof" toothpaste, but it does little to improve your oral hygiene. Having spent all of your money on dental bills, you starve to death while trying to drink from your neighbor's hummingbird feeder.
I wish that I knew what to wish for.
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 07, 2015, 09:30:28 PM
Granted. You're in a starless void. You can't see, hear, say, or feel anything. With no sensory input or way to escape, you resign yourself to your fate, and try everything you can think of to keep your mind occupied: counting, reciting the alphabet, planning what you're going to do when you get out, thinking about past experiences, and so on. However, everything you've ever experienced gradually loses meaning. You're unable to sleep, or even dream. After you exhaust your supply of intelligent thoughts, you eventually begin to amuse yourself by thinking nonsense. You lose the ability to reason and think logically as your sanity gradually deteriorates.
Time stretches on and on. It could be a week, a month, a year, a century, an eon. You lost your ability to comprehend the passing of time long ago. It is just you and oblivion.
Something changes. There's a speck of something that, in your better times, you would have recognized as "light". You cringe, unable to withstand it, and babble incoherently, uncomprehendingly wishing for a return to the blessed darkness that you have become accustomed to. Things move around and make noise. You feel something, and the unexpected, inherent pain of physical contact makes you scream.
If you were capable of understanding it, you would be privy to a very interesting conversation between two scientists, discussing your fate. As it is, though, you are now only barely sentient, and perceiving your fate does not concern you.
What happens next can only be adequately explained from outside of your limited perspective. The two scientists pick up your body (completely atrophied from an indefinite amount of time in spent in total inactivity), and gingerly drop it into a capsule. The capsule is then dropped into a vat. A machine begins to work over your body and brain. For the first time in forever, you lose consciousness.
You wake up, dressed in a diaper, in a playpen. You are now a baby, and the whole world seems interesting! You say clever things like "goo goo ga ga", and a pretty young lady dressed in yellow squeals, picks you up and kisses you on the forehead. You drink from a bottle she gives you, totally content in your blissful infant life.
Years pass. You grow up from being a baby to a toddler, and then a child. You live a mostly normal life, playing and enjoying the world around you. A big man in a suit comes and talks to mommy every weekend. She's happy most of the time, but she's sad whenever the man talks to her. You don't know but you think they're talking about you. You heard a friend say that they're going to school soon. You asked mommy if you can go, too. She said maybe, but you think she really meant no. She tried to hide it but you saw her frown. Mommy only does that when she's sad. She says that you're special and don't need to go to school. Isn't being special good?
Years and years go by, as you play and experience the world. You see your friends get big, fast and strong, but you seem to be the same. Mommy is still pretty. You're playing with her hair one day and notice that it looks different. Some of it is gray now. You ask mommy if your hair will turn gray someday, too. She smiles, but it's a sad smile. "I don't know, baby," she says. "Maybe."
One day Mommy brings home a friend, a girl with brown hair and a sparkling smile. She's nice. Mommy doesn't play with you as much as she used to, or pick you up anymore, but the girl does all of that. She laughs at every joke you tell. She sort of reminds you of what mommy used to look like, before her hair turned gray.
The years go on. The girl is bigger and older now. You're sad when Mommy says that she has to go on a trip to somewhere far away. You want to go, because Mommy used to take you everywhere, but she says that you can't come with her this time. She says the girl will take care of you while she's away. The girl is nice, but you like Mommy best. You say so. Mommy smiles and hugs you, and you see a tear on her cheek as she walks away.
The girl takes care of you. At first you ask about Mommy all the time, but as the girl tells you that she won't be coming back yet every time, you eventually stop asking.
Life happens. The girl brings home a man. He's smart and funny. One day the girl brings home a baby. Gradually it grows up. One day you see that the boy that used to be a baby is bigger than you are. You don't know, but somehow that doesn't seem quite right to you. But he's funny too, and takes you all kinds of fun places and gives you ice cream, so you're happy.
Time passes. The girl's hair begins to turn gray, and eventually she, the man and the boy go on a trip. She says that she won't be back for a long time. You have a strange feeling about this, like it's happened before, but you can't remember. You guess it can't be that important anyway. She says that you'll stay with a friend while she's away. She doesn't seem happy. You ask her why she's sad if she's going on a trip, because trips are fun. She cries, so you cry too.
A man dressed all in white comes. He's very serious, and is always writing in a book. Finally, he takes your hand, and you walk up to a strange box. He gently picks you up, puts you in, gives you a piece of candy, and tells you to go to sleep.
You dream of life and the things that are done in the real world. You dream about growing older and interacting with people. You dream for a long, long time. Then, you wake up.
You're in a starless void.
0_o
Granted. You wish for a genie, which gives you only three wishes. That should make it eaier to choose.
I wish for a smiling :P face
You log off the forum and go to bed. In the middle of the night, you get up to drink some water, when you hear something shuffle behind you. You look there, but the only thing you find is your mother's priceless Ming vase. You try to put it back together, but it crumbles as you touch it. The next day, you are grounded by your mother for two years.
On the first night of your grounding, you become horribly thirsty after eating some salty and greasy chicken and go to the kitchen for some more water. You pour the water, when out of the corner of your eye, you see a flash of something that looks like a disembodied grinning face. You check to investigate, but you see that the stove is on. Your mother must have forgotten to turn the stove off after making the food. You go to turn it off, but you don't know that you press it to turn it off, and accidentally turn it to the highest setting. Panicked by the sudden burst of flame, you accidentally spill some oil onto the stove, making the fire even stronger. You panic even more and pour your glass of water on it, which creates a small fireball, that sets the cupboard on fire. You pour even more water on it in your frightened state of mind, but it creates even more fire.
The smoke is overwhelming, and you collapse. The last thing you see before you lose consciousness is a disembodied, grinning face.
I wish I had $500.
granted but you loose it before you can do anything with it
I wish I had perfect teeth and didn't have to wear braces
Granted. You celebrate by eating junk food until your teeth fall out. Shame.
I wish for a wish that isn't corrupted.
Granted, but since that isn't possible the entire universe blows up. Some how you and me survive and I give you a long, agonizing, slow death since you destroyed the universe.
I wish I was done with my school work for the day.
Granted, but you failed it.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 02, 2015, 09:25:55 PM
I wish I was done with my school work for the day.
Granted, but you got low marks for it, and your teacher will rant at you.
I wish I were in Middle-Earth.
Granted, but you are in Mordor. You get killed by a passing Ringwraith when the orcs have finished torturing you.
I wish I knew what to choose for my birthday present.
Granted, but you choose something you hate with all your heart.
I wish it would get cold outside.
Granted, but it would be as extremely cold as Antarctica.
I wish I would play a recurring role in a film.
Granted, but your character dies in the end.
I wish that I could learn every language in one day.
Granted, but you learn so much you lose your mind and spend the rest of your life in Skarzs' asylum.
I wish it was dinner time.
Granted, but the table would be empty before you could eat anything.
I wish the stress for homework would go away.
Granted, but because you're no longer stressed about homework, you start thinking about other things and you fail it.
I wish we didn't have to put up with annoying timezones that interfere with posting. :D
Granted. Now there is no forum. And since the forum was the very thing that held the existence of the universe together, we all cease to exist. Except for you. You float around in a dark void for thousands of years, blind, cold, lonely, and unable to feel anything. You begin to go mad and finally, after millions of years, fade away into nothing.
I wish I had wings and could fly with them.
Granted, but the wax in the wings would melt and you would fall down to the sea.
I wish I could write anything without stopping, without the annoying writer's block.
Granted, but yours stories are so horrible that you break down in shame.
I wish for chocolate.
Granted, here is a crumb of chocolate.
I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You have as much energy as the sun. Of course, your body can't handle it, and you tear yourself apart.
I wish school was only for 1 hour a day.
Granted, but you would miss some exciting extracurricular activities.
I wish I would excel in math.
Granted, but you fail at everything else including breathing.
I wish I could think of a better wish than this.
Granted. You wish yourself into Redwall, which inexplicably comes true, bu hen you're accidentally killed when a Dibbun drops a large and heavy pot on your head.
I wish fish could make a dish that is delish and made with relish.
Granted, but it is poisonous.
I wish that I could be the smartest individual in the world.
Granted, you are the next Einstein, Leonardo, and Mr. Peabody combined. With you're extensive brain power you can calculate complex mathematical equations faster then fifty professional mathematicians with calculators and pencils. You are a master of problems, and you excel at any subject, including but not limited to, Math, nuclear theory, golf, computer coding, all types of art, music of all kinds, gentlemanly combat, grammar and speech, all possible languages, archeology, mythology, quantum physics, mining, aerospace, negotiation, biology, chemistry, romance, poetry, construction, solving world problems, and video games.
At the age of twenty you win the Nobel Peace Prize for the Sixth time, earn another PH.D, design a alternate fuel source, enhance space travel, bring worldwide peace, and even solve the secret to the universe. At age twenty one you preform feats that make the last twenty years seem slow and pointless. You are easily the most well known and famous person in the world, and some people say your music groups are a bigger hit then the Beatles.
At age twenty two however you feel something wrong with you're head. After preforming a series complex experiment on yourself you conclude that you're brain has simply to many electrical waves and is being overloaded. In a attempt to save yourself you drink a concoction invented by yourself to try and limit the amount of electrical waves without damaging your intelligence.
Because of the advanced chemic balance it works, however you are no longer as smart as you once were. You're brain begins to deteriorate and problems in memory begin to appear. However you are able to hide it, at least for another two years.
At age twenty four the government leaders of the world gather to discuses a trade agreement between the US and Russia. You are asked to attend, and preside over the proceedings, which you graciously accept. During the talks a argument comes up and you are asked for a solution. You about to answer when you are attacked by a minor seizure. Your personal body guard rushes you out but the damage is already done. Both nations blame the other, saying an attack had been made on you to try and keep the issue unresolved. A heated discussion takes place and in the end war breaks out. Six years later after a nuclear fallout the world is writhing in its own gore looking for someone to blame for over nighty billion lost lives. They turn on the geniuses of the world saying they caused the disaster by coming up with such devastating weapons.
What happens next is remembered forever as the great Demolishing. Any surviving science or technology, reading, and history is destroyed by the angry survivors. Wise men and women are slaughtered by the hundreds. After two years of this the mobs discover where you are hiding and declaring you the worst swarm by the millions into your hiding place. A frantic battle between your personal security and the mobs begin ending in terrible bloodshed. At the end of the fight you are the only man still standing, then clutching you're chest you fall forward, dyeing from a heart attack.
I wish for a bar of chocolate.
Granted, but it would melt and got soiled before you could eat it.
I wish I had a time machine.
Granted, but it crushes your grandfather before he had kids and you cease to exist.
I wish the rain hail would stop.
Granted, but now it's raining Daemons. Good luck with that.
I wish I could clean my house very quickly.
Granted, but in your rush you leave it still dirty.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
Granted, but your intelligence would deteriorate quickly as days roll by, until you would act like a wild beast.
I wish flies and mosquitoes would no longer annoy me.
Granted. They no longer annoy you because after sucking out all your blood, they leave you alone.
I wish for a better computer.
Granted, but its life might last for a week because of the many viruses inside it.
I wish I would be given the power to apparate at any place (that is, to magically transport to one place to another).
Granted. You apparate into a brick wall and suffocate.
I wish for antiviruses.
Granted, but the programming in the antivirus is wrong and in stead of getting rid of viruses it attracts then.
I wish I didn't have writing to do today.
Granted, but gradually you would lose the ability to hold a pen, and you would end up being illiterate.
I wish I were granted the energy to run a hundred miles.
Quote from: Groddil on November 06, 2015, 04:39:52 AM
Granted. You have as much energy as the sun. Of course, your body can't handle it, and you tear yourself apart.
I wish school was only for 1 hour a day was shut down for good!.
Granted. The next generation becomes uneducated. And so does the one after that, and the one after that. Doctors, lawyers, politicians, and the like become either nonexistent or incapable within the next century. Death rates from sickness and ignorance, as well as crime rates, rise exponentially. If only people were more intelligent, perhaps this could have been alleviated.
I wish I weighed ten pounds less.
Granted, but you would be as thin as a random poor beggar and there is likely that a tornado would carry you away.
I wish I would travel around the world in eighty days.
Granted. You purchase a very fast flying machine, but you have to share with your worst enemy and the most annoying person ever.
On the 4th day your worst enemy tries to kill you.
On the 16th day you begin plotting to kill your companions for trying to kill you and just being annoying.
On the 21st day you fly over Australia. A kangaroo jumps up to your flying machine and kicks you in the face.
On the 37th day you go off course.
On the 55th day you run out of food.
On the 64th day you run out of water.
On the 72nd day you finally go insane.
On the 75th day you brutally murder the annoying guy.
On the 79th day you brutally murder your worst enemy, but not before they stab you, inflicting life-threatening injuries.
On the 80th day you crash into your house, completing your journey, but dying in the process, from both the stab wound and the crash.
On the 81st day you are buried.
On the 666th day you rise from the dead and haunt a plane.
On the 667th day the plane crashes, causing 243 deaths, including yours (again).
On the 999999998th day you are resurrected by future technologies.
On the 999999999th day your different genetic makeup, due to being resurrected twice, is incompatible with future teleporter technologies, and you are torn apart and turned into dust.
On the 1000000000th day, the world ends. A nearby star explodes, giving the sun the energy to expand and swallow Earth. The sun then explodes. The resulting energy waves set off a chain of supernovas that eventually destroy every bit of matter in the galaxy, leaving behind nothing but black holes.
I wish for SHINIES!
Granted, there is a new disease scientists are calling SHINIES. You are the only one who has it. It's incurable and slowly kills you in a terrible, painful way.
I wish I didn't have any Algebra homework.
Granted. Instead of Algebra homework, you have heaps of homework for every other subject, even the ones you don't do.
I wish my copy of The Rogue Crew would hurry up and get posted to me already!
Granted, but it was intercepted and in the end, you would get a different copy of a random Redwall book. Worse, it would be in another language that you couldn't understand.
I wish for a perfect gift this Christmas.
Granted. You get somebody else's idea of a perfect gift, which is a pet shark that is very hungry after being in a cardboard box for two weeks on the way to your house. It bites your face off.
I wish for !$!%#$!@!!!@$T$^Y^@%
Granted, you get !$!%#$!@!!!@$T$^Y^@% but since you don't know what it is you throw it away. Years later the ghost of !$!%#$!@!!!@$T$^Y^@% comes back to haunt you. You manage to escape but you live in constant fear it will find you. After a while you shrivel away to nothing and die.
I wish glue didn't stick to people.
Granted. Instead of sticking to you, glue now melts your skin off.
(Now to L33T H4X0R teh system!?$)
I wish for death.
Granted, but you would be given a hellish afterlife.
I wish for a miracle lotion that glows my skin instantly when applied.
Quote from: Groddil on November 16, 2015, 10:16:13 PM
Granted. Your skin glows due to radioactivity, which melts your skin off.
(Now to L33T H4X0R teh system!?$)
I wish for death with a hellish afterlife.
Granted. But before your death comes, you get to live for a trillion years. As the eons pass by, you watch the death of all that you hold dear and the entropic heat death of the universe, and go insane; only then, after you're weary of life and existence, do you die and get to go to your chosen afterlife, where there is no relief.
I wish that all major news outlets only published articles that I approve of.
Granted, but all of them are just articles about tragic events and deaths of famous people.
I wish I could read so many books at a time.
Granted, but your brain jumbles them up so you can't differentiate between the stories.
I wish that we could sail our sad days away in deep blue seas of paper mache.
Granted! Except those deep blue seas of paper mache are stormy, and are filled with giant scissor sharks. Not to mention the boat we're all sailing on is full of holes. Oh and a origami seagull just did its business on the last remaining cookie. We're all out of food. Better hope this day gets better.
I wish I had the power to fix minor inconveniences.
Granted, except by only focusing on fixing minor inconveniences, you completely ignore the major problems of the world. I hope you're happy now that your TV remote battery never has to be replaced during the middle of your favorite sitcom, the starving children in Africa know what is more important.
I wish I gad the power to fix major inconveniences.
Granted, but you never use it. Instead, you spend your time troubled over minor inconveniences. You could be fixing the world's water delivery systems or creating a cure for rhinovirus, but instead, you stay at home, ranting and raving about things like controllers going dead in the middle of games, and having to put the dishes in the dishwasher again when some just got washed yesterday.
Try breaking this one: I wish that there was never any abuse in marriages.
Granted. There is no longer any abuses in marriage because nobody ever gets married anymore.
I for an uncorrupted wish.
Granted. You disappear from the timestream, and your parents get one wish, to spend however they want, at the time you would have otherwise been born.
I wish that minors were never abused.
Granted, now only you are abused, unless your a minor.
I wish Rus hadn't broken James' personal text.
Granted. He broke you.
I wish I always knew what is the moral thing to do.
Y'all know how this goes.
I wish the old forum was back up.
Granted. Unfortunately, every single thread has vanished except for all of the Overlord's Orders threads, Adventure to Gadna, and the introduction thread. Everyone goes slightly insane with sorrow (except for Faiy and Rach and James), and then everyone tries to join Adventure to Gadna even though it's a private RP, and then the server crashes permanently, and we're back to square one.
I wish I could meet all the forum members in real life.
Granted!. . . . However, you die after looking at everyone's faces. Sorry. We're just that ugly. (Heehee.)
I wish the sun would shine.
Granted. The sun shines so brightly that the whole world explodes in flames. Yay.
I wish my toes weren't cold.
Granted - You know have no toes at all! If you don't have toes, they can't be cold!
I wish I could crochet twice as fast.
Granted. Unfortunately, you crochet so fast your work looks terribly sloppy, and everyone hates it.
I wish I could go to Middle-earth.
Granted, you go to Britain!
(Middle-Earth was the actual name for Britain from the Anglo-Saxons.)
I wish that I could have my wishes come true!
Granted, you now have every single wish you ever randomly wished come true, whether it was wished seriously or jokingly. For instance, if you wished for something stupid, like a real elephant, when you were a little kid, that wish will now come true!
I wish it would snow.
Granted! It snows...indoors. There's a weird problem with your house that will cost millions to fix.
I wish I could move things with my mind.
Granted, but one day you agree to chop some wood for a neighbor. When picking up the axe with your mind, you're not paying attention to where he is standing and accidentally behead him. The neighbors across the street see you and shoot you.
I wish there was another episode of Agents of SHIELD out today.
Granted, but its so awful the show is cancelled. Forever. Without tying up anything.
I wish that the real forum was back up.
Granted. Unfortunately, every action now requires a reCaptcha to complete.
I wish that all highway construction in the country was finished.
Granted. The enormous cost of immediately completing all of the construction projects, however, forces the government to set extremely high taxes on everything.
I wish I didn't have to study for a test today.
Granted. Without studying, you fail the test.
I wish that my internet was faster.
Granted. Your internet is so fast that it burns out all of your electronics.
I wish I wasn't addicted to Cookie Clicker.
Granted! Now you're addicted to cookies.
I wish I would stop coughing.
Granted! Your family decides to put you out of your misery ;D
I wish my dad would fix the hole in my wall.
Granted, but he decides to charge you for it
I wish I had more cats.
Granted, but they would scratch you to pieces.
I wish I were an elf-maiden just like Arwen and/or Galadriel.
Spoiler
THEY WOULD NOT DARE SCRATCH THE PROPHET OF BASTET
Shush You! /\
Sure, but you ended up being corrupted by Morgoth and became an Orc
I wish the person below me would not corrupt my wish. >:)
Granted. The topic died.
I wish that Windows 10 did not exist.
Granted. Now there is no such thing as 'technology'
I wish I could teleport
Granted, but you never teleport to where you want to teleport. It is always in the most random places, even in solid walls.
I wish that I could buy everything I every wanted for free, when and where I wanted.
Granted, now you can teleport anywhere you want. You teleport to the streets of Paris and Greece, to the gorgeous rainforest of Brazil, to the wonderful land of Spain, to the mouthwatering restaurants of Germany, to the beautiful land of Scotland! You travel the world. You see all the countries you could wish to see. But that's not good enough for you! You want more! You rush out of your house, staring defiantly up at the moon. You will not be a slave to this small world! You will go where you want, you will rule the world if it is your desire! Building up the courage, you take a deep breath, then teleport up to the moon! Unfortunately, you die because you weren't wearing a space suit.
AAAAAAAAGH! AMARITH, WHY?!?! ;D
Granted, but the owner of a restaurant gets angry when you go to his restaurant every day and get free food. He gets a shotgun and puts an end to that.
I wish I had wings and could fly.
:D Your story was good anyway :D
Granted, but the wings are tiny and only lift you 2 inches off the ground and they take a lot of energy to use, so it would be easier and faster to walk.
I wanna wish to be a billionaire
Granted, but it's billions of dollars in Monopoly money. (how cliche of me)
I want to have all the xbox games I want.
Granted, you are now swamped in xbox games and your house explodes from the pressure.
I wish to not wish from now on.
Granted; you can't post on the forum anymore.
I wish for a comfy beanbag chair.
Granted, it is filled with really mushy beans and melts into the floor after one day of use.
I wish to win the lottery
Granted. You win a million dollars! Foolishly, you both announce your winnings to the world using your real name, and choose to take the money as a lump sum. After collecting your $375K (all that's left after various federal and state taxes, federal withholdings, etc.), you attempt to return to your residence, to discover it is surrounded by every reporter in the state. You manage to get into the house after disguising yourself as a pizza boy, but are unable to escape all of the people knocking on doors and windows trying to get a word with you, and get no sleep for the next week. After the media furor settles down, you reconnect with all kinds of relatives that you never knew you had, third and fifth and eighth cousins who all want a piece of the spoils. Your friends are upset when you don't buy them new game consoles, and quit talking to you. After your money has managed to destroy all your former friendships and relationships, you quit everything you're doing and take some time off from life to recuperate. During this time you waste most of your winnings on expensive luxuries like a new car and a house that has more room than you know what to do with. Five years from now, you're deeply in debt and are far worse off than before you had the money, financially, physically, and emotionally. You rue the day that brought you such an unexpected windfall for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could think and do everything ten times faster.
Wow when I first say that post I was like, "Whoa! Did someone really have the time to think and write down all of that?!"
Granted, you now ruin everything you do, no matter how hard you try to do it slowly and carefully, it always backfires in your face because everything else isn't going the same speed as you are and no one can understand anything you say.
I wish I had a better singing voice.
Granted, Your voice gets so high that it breaks all the glass in the world :P
I wish I could turn into a bunny
Granted, you turn it a bunny and are never human again and no one knew you were a bunny, and so your family all thought you ran away and died of grief.
I wish I am not allergic to anything
Granted. You suffocate from too much tree pollen.
I wish this wish would go wrong.
Granted, you are now dead because you broke t-CANNOT COMPUTE CANNOT COMPUTE CANNOT COMPUTE CANN-*dies*
I wish for you to die!
Granted. With the chief administrator no longer being present, that makes me the most senior authority figure over the forum.
The next few months pass in relative confusion. As Matthias' unexplained disappearance affects the staff, this trickles down to the rest of the forum. Without someone else being ranked over me, I gradually begin to assume more responsibility, and wait shorter amounts of time before making decisions. In some cases, this still results in good outcomes. The forum gains a new domain name. At the same time, though, after a desperate attempt to communicate with the old webmaster and Redwall Company goes awry, the Staff are forced to write off all hope of ever getting the original forum back, the announcement of which casts a dark shadow over the new forum's accomplishments.
By March of next year, the Staff have given up any hope of Matthias' return. We appoint two new staff members, largely at my say-so, who for their parts begin to have a positive impact on the forum. However, burdened and becoming increasingly more unhinged as a result of real life issues, and not having a stabilizing influence to rein me back in, my tone with the members who don't always agree with me becomes more terse. Several members permanently leave the community, and my relationship with the rest becomes more strained as I drift along in a melancholic state.
By December 2017, the Forum averages about 25 members, with growing attrition, lack of new members and the new direction of leadership having removed and alienated parts of the community. Burned out from being on several hours every day for four years, and depressed and disgruntled with the results I've had to show for it, I announce my impending retirement in the early months of 2018 and hand over the reins to Daniel full-time on June 2018, leaving seven years later to the day that I first joined.
Dan is in every way qualified to run a good community, but having by this point gotten a full-job and married, he's unfortunately not able to be nearly as active as his predecessors, only being able to drop in about only every month. With the other remaining staff members having similarly aged and begun to drift, the community settles down into a permanent lull. By the end of the year, the forum averages less than 50 posts a day.
By 2020, the forum is a ghost town, like its predecessors, its abandoned remains serving to the occasional future visitor as signs of better times. It is eventually completely forgotten about, and life goes on. The new Redwall film comes out in 2023, and as a result of this a big, official site with a new forum is put up. Dan does the Redwall community one last favor by putting up an archived copy of the Loamhedge Forum up for all of the new people to read, but hardly any of them ever do.
Incidentally, you aren't around to see much of any of this. When Matthias goes missing, you begin to realize that your wish came true. You feel so terrible about it that you walk out on the street. With tears blurring your vision, you're not watching where you're going. Thus, you don't see the fast-moving truck coming your direction, get hit, and die.
I wish that I could do things without having to have the desperation generated by impending doom for motivation.
Granted. Now you just don't care anymore. *insert long story here* tl;dr: it doesn't end well for you.
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.
Granted! You now have all the knowledge in the world witch drives you insane, so you commit suicide, and no one mourns your death.
I wish that I could sleep for a million years
Granted, but you still age. At the end of it, the second you wake up, you die.
I wish that my body, clothes, bed, mattress, sheets, blankets, pillows and pillowcases were always 100% clean, without anything else in the world being made less clean as a result of this wish.
Granted, but everything would be scraped away clean. Even your body would be melted away to the point of reduction to a skeletal state.
I wish that I could fly like a kite and try to be free like a bird.
Granted. However, since you don't know how to fly well, you crash into the first skyscraper you come across and die. GG.
I wish that the next response has a long story.
Granted. The post stretches the word limit, whereupon I hack the server to tweak a mod, allowing me to finish my post. However, the tweak is left unrepaired until James conducts a routine cleaning of the server code. He fixes the tweak I made, and continues on. However, I continue tweaking it again and again for various (legitimate) reasons, and it annoys James. I'm banned for a short amount of time. However, this slows several threads that I am a key part of to a standstill, which furthers the lit on inactivity on the forums during the past week.
Member leave increases. Soon, the forum has slowed to a halt and no longer supports life, except for dedicated members. Suddenly, around the beginning of the school year, here's a large influx of new and returning members. The forum crashes for a day or two, causing mass chaos. After it gets back up, I'm unbanned and life returns to normal.
I wish the forum would crash.
Granted, but the memory of it would become one of your greatest nightmares that you couldn't escape.
I wish I would be whisked away to the world of my dreams.
Granted. You live in a strange, strange world. In between running away from unseen predators and monsters and spontaneously appearing on and falling from incredible heights, you experience dental trouble unknown in our world, losing numerous teeth virtually every day, and frequently tend to realize upon arriving places that you forgot to wear clothes.
I wish that another staff member was online, and ready to reply to my posts.
Granted! There is a hateful vengeful member that you make to be a staff member, they constantly SPAM and find a way to remove your adminship. They take over the forum and your identity, and ruin your reputation forever.
I wish that I had an uncorruptable wish for anything that I want.
Granted. In fact, I'm such a nice guy, I'll do you one better: You can make as many wishes as you want, and they won't be corrupted! Unfortunately, your wishes won't make those things so.
I wish that I never needed to rest.
Granted. Pure energy never needs to rest after its body is dissolved. Shame you can't do anything. Literally.
I wish that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton both disappear from the face of the Earth.
Granted! Unfortunately, since both of those people are supported by many people, they all gather together to make life for you as painful as possible, since they know that you caused the disappearance of their candidates! ;D
I wish for a wish from the magic fish! ;D
Grant-ed! You got exactly one wish from a magic fish. Unfortunately for you that wish from the fish was simply wishful thinking. Therefor nothing happened.
I wish this smiley face would get turned upside down. :D
Granted! But unfortunately your face is turned upside down as well. This results in much bullying, you family turns on you and you live a persecuted life. You are coined the Orangutan Man and live in the jungle for the rest of your life, suffering many painful spider bites, and the terrible humidity, you are finally killed by a rampaging Gorilla family.
I wish for an incorruptible wish for anything that I want that comes true! ;D
Granted! Unfortunately, as you are wondering what your incorruptible wish will be, you accidentally think.
"I wish I knew something to wish for."
Your incorruptible wish accepts this, so now you know what to wish for... But no way to get it.
Granted! Before you can say anything your wish is granted to the fullest! Immediately the world crumbled into nothingness and your life flashes before you eyes. You get to watch as everything you know and love gets torn to pieces in a wave of terrifying and horribly gruesome ways. It gets increasingly worse as it goes on and then thirty minutes later it is all over.
Suddenly you are floating in nothingness, there is no light so you cannot even see yourself. A quick pull at your naval and suddenly everything you just witnessed reverses letting you watch as blood, dirt, flesh, and stone reforms all around you. The world is contorted but once again thirty horrifying minutes later everything is back the way it was. You have exactly one second to try and scream a warning to your family before it begins all over again. The screams fill your ears and once again the world begins to crumble into nothingness.
This process repeats indefinitely, slowly you go mad, foaming at the mouth, with your eyes growing bloodshot from lack of sleep. You are doomed to reside in this madness for evermore!
I wish for a good nights sleep.
Granted! You sleep as though you are resting on clouds of feather, but when you wake up, you realize that you overslept and your day is ruined.
I wish for a plastic bag with holes in it.
Granted! A plastic bag appears out of nowhere. As you stare at it, a hole appears. Then another one. Then another one. Your eyes well up with tears of joy as more and more plastic disappears from the bag. After two minutes, all that remains of the bag is 1mm2 of material. You wave a tearful goodbye at it as it flutters into the sky and dissolves into nothingness.
Three days later, driven mad by urges to rejoin your plastic bag, you launch yourself into space using nothing but a garbage bag as a balloon, where you promptly die of suffocation.
Thank you for calling 1800-GroddilGenie, we hope to see you again soon!
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I wish for my Evil Plant Army to take over this topic.
Granted, but knowing they're at peril of death from deletion, they swarm off of the topic and into your computer. Then, they overload your computer's power supply, blowing it up. With your computer destroyed, you focus more on your studies and become a scientist, with an emphasis on plant biology. You become so well renowned in your studies that you're able to go on the first manned mission to Mars to discover life in the caverns below the surface, where you are summarily eaten by a giant plant.
I wish that it was always Christmas but never winter.
Granted. You move to Australia, where Christmas is in summer, and suddenly, every day becomes Christmas. The heat of the Aussie outback, combined with the torrential rainstorms that tend to happen around Christmas, means that you are now up to your chin in water, yet still feeling like you just got shoved into an EasyBake oven.
Thank you for calling 1800-GroddilGenie.
I wish that I could own a ferret without the government murdering me.
Granted. The ferret gets you first!
I wish that the forum had the advantages of the shoutbox, without any of its disadvantages.
Granted. But all the boards have to be deleted in order for this to happen. The angry forumites band together to join Anonymous, where they hack the forum, take control, and restore both the boards AND the shoutbox, then lock you out and take your webmaster powers.
I wish that people would post more instead of lurking.
Granted, but it's all spam.
I wish that I had somebody I could play Chess variants with, in real time.
Granted! You get an online chess game with a rival whose skill is expert. However no matter what you do she bests you in less then ten moves every time ya'll play. She's also Russian, and extremely bad winner, and wont stop bragging about her successes, and how terrible you are. After a while you quit the game to try and find a match with someone else but realize that you only get to play this one person forever. So you try to close the program except some strange virus keeps that from happening, forcing the chess program to remain open forever.
In desperation you destroy your computer from frustration and go to Best Buy to get a new one, only to realize that the program has been installed on every computer ever, and everyone is getting their virtual butt whipped by this mysterious Russian chess wiz. The only way to close the program is to beat her in a game.
You promptly quit chess and anything computer related for the rest of your life.
I wish I could do a space walk, and live through it.
Why is she Russian...
Granted! You successfully space walk, and survive doing so. Unfortunately, I neglected to mention that your spacecraft ran out of fuel, and you slowly suffocate with no way to get back to Earth.
I wish that I had a better computer.
Yeah Sand, why is that? (;))
Granted. It's your least favorite color and smells of eggs.
I wish I wasn't washing dishes.
Granted. You simply put all the dishes, whether dirty, soapy, or clean, into the cupboard. Later, upon finding out what you did, your parents scream at you and ground you for the next six months.
I wish that I never tired.
Granted. Because you never get tired, you can never fall asleep, no matter how hard you try. You die of exhaustion and sleep deprivation.
I wish that my iPhone "keyboard" wasn't so hard to use.
Err, "tired" and "exhausted" are synonymous.
Whatever.
Anyway, granted. Now, instead of having a tiny on-screen keyboard, every iPhone comes with a full-sized mechanical keyboard built-in. Unfortunately, that means it's impossible to put it in your pocket or many backpacks, and the iPhone's tiny little screen looks ridiculous next to the huge keyboard.
I wish that I always did my work on time.
Granted. However, it's always sloppily done and gets you bad grades.
I wish that I could speak every language in the world well.
Granted you study hard for forty years learning to speak every language that existed when you started well. You lock yourself in your room and only come out for meals. After exiting your room you find that all of your family has been killed by gophers, and the world now speaks one language that is impossible to learn unless you cannot speak any other language well. You feel as though you just wasted all of your life, which is true and you lock yourself in your room for the rest of it. ;D
I wish that I could just be awesomely awesome. ;D
Granted; you're awesome, in that you inspire terrible fear in everyone who sees you. The National Guard is deployed to your location, and manages to capture you by throwing a giant burlap bag on top of you, and tying it up. You are ultimately imprisoned in a dark dungeon, where nobody can see you, for the rest of your life.
I wish that I never did anything wrong, whether by commission or omission.
Granted, you can't live on Earth anymore.
I wish don't depend on money.
Granted, you now depend on brake fluid and can't move.
I wish my leg wouldn't go to sleep when I sit on it.
Granted! Now whenever you attempt to stand up your leg falls asleep! So instantly and so thoroughly that you collapse the first few times that you stand up. Eventually you amputate because of the leg annoying you so much. Unfortunately, you didn't have money for a good hospital, and you die of gangrene.
I wish for a lampshade!
Granted! Unfortunately, the lampshade is made of asbestos, which you do not notice. You wear it for years, and eventually, the chemicals take their toll on your body. You die at the age of 23.
I wish that I was invincible.
Granted you find a potion in an abandoned street that grants you invincibility! Unfortunately, you didn't read all of the side effects. You are plagued with constant pain, grogginess and nausea for the rest of your life. You never die since you are invincible, so you suffer these forever! >:D
I wish that I could impersonate anyone.
Granted, but you can't control who you impersonate. All goes well until you accidentally impersonate a known serial killer, and are shot by the police.
I wish that I could turn invisible.
Granted, but then you can't turn back.
I wish that I was more self-motivated.
Granted. You are so self-motivated that you decide to do something. So you invent the cure to every disease known to man. You are hailed as a hero, but there is a catch. The "cure" works by dissolving many of the infected's internal organs over a time period of fifty years. As most of the people on Earth has have the vaccine at some point, including you, the world becomes a desolate wasteland.
I wish that something bad happens to me! >:D
Granted. You log on to one of your most frequented websites, and decided to post in a topic called "Corrupt a Wish II". You decide, instead of wishing for something good, to wish for something bad, so that something good might happen. However, since the game isn't "Reverse the Wish", another website member there decided to corrupt your wish by granting it in a way that made nothing good nor bad happen. So, both your written wish of something bad happening and your unspoken wish of something good happening were corrupted. ;)
I wish I had less homework.
/me just broke the fifth wall.
Granted! You have no homework. Ever. In order to achieve this, one of Groddil's teachers from Australia migrates to the US and takes over all of your classes. She never gives you any homework, but still gives you detentions every day because you didn't do the homework anyway.
I wish that my last wish was never corrupted.
Granted. You die. It was bad.
I wish for a 12-quart copper bowl.
Granted! The 12-quart copper bowl falls off of a nearby building and shatters your skull.
I wish that my next wish will not be corrupted.
Granted, but your next wish never comes.
I wish for worse hearing.
Granted. You can't hear at all. Which means that when somebody yells: "Duck.", You just stand still and a large, metal frisbee takes your head off.
Oh look, my next wish:
I wish that I was rich.
Granted. The taxes on $5 million is $6 million. You are go from rich to broke in no time flat.
I wish I had all the time in the world.
Granted. Having all the time in the world; however, means that you age 9876543210 years in just 0.123456789 seconds. By the time people start wondering what happened to you, even your dust has turned to dust.
I wish that I could never feel pain.
Granted, you are "upgraded." Say hello to the new you!
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I wish I was in Carrickfergus!
(First line of a song. ;D)
Granted, but only for nights in Ballygrand. You spend your days trying and failing to swim over the deepest ocean, and sleeping in grassy fields. While wasting your time in this manner, every single person you know passes on like melting snow. After years of hard living in this fashion, you get deathly ill.
I wish that I was more productive today.
Granted but you're only productive in useless tasks.
I wish I had superpowers.
Granted. You gain these powers: changing into a frog (but you only change back when you're kissed by a prince), super-sneezing, retractable fingernails, the ability to remove and replace your teeth from their sockets, the ability to transmute rock you're touching into cheese, and laser pointer vision.
I wish that everything I eat or drink is delicious.
Granted! Unfortunately due to the fact that things being delicious is based on opinion the magician that granted your wish found everything you dislike to be delicious and vice versa therein making it so that everything you eat are things you find disgusting, but are considered delicious by said magician.
He also visits every other day asking to eat at your house for obvious reasons.
I wish my corrupted wish the next person to post grants isn't confusing.
Granted. An anvil falls on your computer and crushes it into powder.
I wish that this dog was noticeably less loud than she is now.
Granted, her mouth is ripped off her face.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted, but now you'll never get it. You die from sadness. (You might kill me, but you don't mess with the people I love, my cats, or my dog.)
I wish that I, as well as things I'm wearing, holding, or touching with at least one hand, could teleport to any place that I choose.
I meant it as a joke. Should I not have said that, and why?
Granted, but the place you teleported to explodes.
I wish I could make my protagonist come to life.
Granted. When they realize that you created all the death and suffering in their world, they kill you.
I wish I was somebody better.
Granted! But you never specified what they were better AT. You become Hillary Clinton, who is better at starting wars then you. She promptly starts a war with Syria and Russia, getting you blown up by atomic warheads.
I wish that more people would sign up for Mafia. ::)
Granted. By whatever means you select, they become all of the Mafia. After sending orders for the first night, they idle out for as long as possible without getting kicked out for the rest of the game, not sending orders, responding to your PMs, or posting, for weeks at a time. When they do post, they roleclaim Mafia. The game drags on for three months, and is horrible.
I wish that I lost the ability to have romantic relationships and feelings, for the rest of my life. (I could still like or love people, but they would all be permanently friend-zoned to me, and I would never desire anything more.)
Granted. You die alone, permanently regretting your decision and wishing you could turn it back. When you try, even the genie friend-zones you. Be careful what you wish for.
I wish that I could write faster.
Granted, but now that's the only word you can write. Whenever you try to put any other word to paper, your hand freezes up. With this inability to ever sign your name to paper, you are forced to change your name to "Faster Faster Faster", which makes you completely unemployable, and puts you through a world of hassle any time you have to do anything with the government or police.
I wish that I never had and never would make any mistakes or do anything wrong.
Granted. You become a perfect human, which is a breach of reality, and thus you cease to exist.
I wish I could relive any of my memories perfectly in my head.
Granted! But doing so requires you to chop off a limb per memory. Once you are out of limbs, your heart explodes if you try reliving any more. If you survive THAT, reliving another memory will wipe them all from your brain.
I wish I could actually write ~1500 words in ~70 minutes.
Granted. Your teacher is more curious than furious as to why you turned in an assignment with the words "Ti The thee thou" repeated 375 times. They still fail you, though.
I wish that I did schoolwork at other times besides right before the deadline.
Granted, you do it all after the deadline and fail your classes.
I wish i had the courage to tell my crush that i like her.
So do I buddy, so do I. Which is why I'm granting your wish by letting you become ME!!1! After finally freeing up your (my) schedule, you accomplish your goal to a great result. Of course, you're also trapped in the body of a freakish Australian you know also nothing about. Your puny British-American psyche cannot cope with the dangerous wasteland that is Australia, and you die 5 minutes after asking out "your" crush, after being bitten by a random snake in the middle of the street.
I wish that I wished that I wished that my original wish came true.
Granted. Ze original forum comez back up. (Zat vaz yer original vizh in ziz zread)
Ah vizh fer ye tae nae grant me vizh.
You instantly die.
I wish that people would never post questions attempting to "break" the game.
Granted. Ze game breakz o' it'z ovn accord.
Ah vizh fer Fizh.
Granted, bazinga.
I wish
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy language could be understood by those who don't have english as a primary language.
Ja, aber est ist in Deutsch.
Ah vizh fer more Fizh.
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I don't know exactly what you are saying so I'll take my best guess:
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You wish for more fish?
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Granted
Your home falls into the ocean and you live with the fishes.
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You want for Fizz?
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Granted
You drink to much soda, so the fizz disintegrates your teeth and you are forced to eat mashed potatoes and apple sauce for the rest of your life.
Granted. Everybody dies. You get to watch, fully aware that you go last, and that it's all your fault.
I wish this stupid code worked.
Granted
It works very well for three seconds while you are not looking, then explodes.
I wish I didn't have to sleep
Granted. You feel so jittery from pent up energy and can't focus on anything.
I wish I would have a wish granted without anyone dying.
Granted, instead they are brutally tortured.
I wish for candy
Granted, it's all poisoned.
I wish for good grades.
Granted you did not specify who the good grades were for, just that you wished for them, No matter how hard you try you always get C's and you have to watch everyone else get straight A's.
I wish the old forum was back up
Granted, It is up for one minute and then crashes completely forever.
I wish for a chocolate pie to be placed on the kitchen counter for me to eat.
Granted. However, the pie is covered with maggots, flies, cockroaches, and ticks, and a yellowish-green viscous pus that slowly oozes from the bottom. You approach it with revulsion, when it bursts open, depositing the aforementioned insects and pus all over your house, to reveal a massive dead spider carrying hundreds of spider babies on its back, which then proceed to run around all over your house and cause mayhem.
I wish that all my homework was done for me correctly.
Granted, but ye are zick ze day ye 'ave tae turn it in zae ye get a 0.
Ah vizh zat ziz "Rezident" being vid ztop 'avin' zeir mail zent tae uz.
Granted, but now you don't get any mail! It's all sent to some guy in Des Moines, and he's an identity thief. He steals your identity and runs up $10,000 worth of expenses on artificial candy canes, which he sends to your house for storage.
I wish I was Sword Officer.
Granted. Cavalry officer James Gryphon of the Confederate States charges into battle with his saber held aloft, ready to slice off some unsuspecting Union soldiers head. Seconds after starting into a gallop, an artillery shell blows your horse out from underneath you, and a Union sharpshooter ends your life rather quickly.
I wish I could do a perfect Rogue One rewrite.
I wanted to be the one and only distinct character of Sword Officer, not just a sword officer.
Anyway...granted. It's titled "Prologue to A New Hope". After the classic 20th Century Fox lead-in and dramatic introduction text, it consists of two scenes. In the first scene, a strange ship of a type we've never seen before docks with Tantive IV and a nondescript guy hands Leia a credit card and says, "Hi Leia, here are the plans to the Death Star". Then the guy gets back on his ship, and it undocks and fly away.
In the second scene, the strange ship is blown up by an Imperial Star Destroyer.
Roll credits.
I wish that I was born a different person (with the caveats of still being born to my parents at the same point in time).
Granted. You are now your long lost brother. In your original life as James Gryphon, your parents never told you that you brother was a dangerous psychopath, and was executed when you were 4.
Now that you and him are the same person, you spend the first 25 years of your life being a problem child and murdering people, and are killed by firing squad.
I wish that I could get top marks in all my classes without even having to come to school.
Granted. You qualify for the highest levels of standardized testing for colleges, and study for those, confident that you'll ace them like you did your classes. However, since testing isn't a class, you fail miserably, and your fame dies with it.
I wish I could win a game of Stellaris.
We don't have "standardised testing."
Granted, you win that one match, and then the game disc explodes.
I wish i had $2.00 more than i have now.
Granted. But it's Australian dollars. You now have $1.51 USD more than you originally have. Satisfied?
I wish that Australia would stop selling our uranium to everyone else, and use it to make our own nuclear arsenal and use it to threaten the UK into letting us leave the Commonwealth.
Granted. Unfortunately, your threats didn't convince the UK, so you tried to nuke them but it backfired and blasted the world into oblivion.
I wish to come in first place at the next Speech and Debate Tournament.
Granted. You come first place. In the pre-schooler division.
You are mocked relentlessly for the rest of your days.
I wish for infinite wishes!
one censored word at the end
Granted, but none of the rest are granted.
I wish that paradoxes caused two second black holes.
Granted, but they also don't.
I wish I always knew what's the moral thing to do.
Granted, but knowing it and doing it are two different things.
I wish that I could create great changes to the forum only by thinking about it.
Granted, but every thought you ever have for the forum happens. The forum goes crazy.
I wish for eel. ;D
Granted, but it's going to cost you a million and one dollars.
EDIT: Somehow, I got confused and combined this game with the Million Dollars one. Whatever, enjoy your corrupted wish :P
I wish for three correct answers to any questions I choose.
Granted, but they're bad questions:
"What's 2+2?"
"Is the earth round?"
"How does the intermingling of hypertonic fluids through diffusion and osmosis work?"
You're very depressed by the fact that you wasted your chance to get answers to any questions, and are voted out by the person below you. You were the Detective.
;)
I wish that I had computer-like control over my brain and the thoughts therein.
Granted. But you got a virus that corrupted all of your brain cells.
I wish I had telekinesis.
Granted, but your powers only work on lamps. Once per day.
I wish for immortality.
Granted! It will be shipped to you in an indestructible box, within two-three work days.
(I edited it. The first one made no sense :P)
I wish I was better at critical thinking.
Granted. You think critically all the time now, constantly picking apart and pointing out mistakes in each and every thing that anybody else does. You can't give anyone a straight compliment; you always have to note how things were flawed and could have been done better. As a result of this, you become an obnoxious person to be around, and everyone shuns you, a behavior that you note is very ill-advised, given your ability to improve their actions and way of thinking.
I wish for pretzels.
Granted. You get a whole gallon full, but they are unsalted.
I wish that my brother was getting back from college sooner than May.
Granted. His body'll be returned to you tomorrow for the funeral.
I wish for a paradox.
Granted. The two docks fall out of the sky and hit you on the head. You die.
I wish our dog wasn't such a big bully.
He stops bothering you, but at the same time stops bothering other dogs, they, in turn, get him back for beating them up, therefore leaving him with new bruises and cuts each day.
I wish this fleet battle in Stellaris had turned out better.
Granted but the game is published by paradox the same ones that fell on Grodill in remorse for grodill you never play a video game again
I wish I a had bucket of ferrofluid
The ferrofluid is mixed with hydrochloric acid and eats through the container it's in.
I wish that my wishes, including this one, will never go wrong.
They don't go wrong they just are never granted
I wish that I could teleport to Turkmenistan
You are teleported to a group of Turkish men named Stan.
I wish that I could go home.
Your home to a high school you go there and have to stay for infinity.
I wish Ireland had qualified for the World Cup.
They did, but they got disqualified for eating the opposing teams.
I wish I didn't have facial hair.
You don't have facial hair because you do not have the ability to grow any hair at all.
I wish that I was a pirate!
You are a pirate. Unfortunately, the price for being a pirate once caught is being hanged. And that is your fate.
Quote from: Ashleg on March 03, 2018, 12:51:06 AM
You don't have facial hair because you do not have the ability to grow any hair at all.
YOU LOSE. I would
like that.
I wish my feet didn't sweat.
Your feet don't sweat at all, but your hands sweat so profusely that waterfalls pour from them constantly and you cannot pick anything up without making it wet.
I wish I was a warlock!
okay you war your lock
i wish i was sunflash the mace
Granted. Your friends and family are horrified at the sudden replacement of their once-human compatriot with an animal waving about a large oak branch and growling. After reporting the situation to the local police, the "special case" makes its way into the hands of the CIA, which deems you a threat to national security, and you are seized and imprisoned, but not before mauling numerous agents and receiving several high-voltage taser shocks. After your imprisonment and subsequent psych evaluations, it is confirmed that you are an intelligent European badger. Following extensive experimentation, you are euthanized after refusing to cooperate with the authorities.
I wish I was shorter.
you get so short you are put in the circus against your wishes as the short-man.
I wish I was more athletic.
You are more athletic but you show off so much your teammates decide to take you down...permanently...
I wish I would not have to go through high school
Granted. you don't go through high school, but you live under a bridge the rest of your life.
I wish I was having tacos for dinner.
You do have tacos for dinner but right as when you are about to take a bite you are tackled by some people claiming it is poisoned.
I wish my WiFi would be more reliable
granted. your wifi becomes so reliable that your bill exceeds the roof and you cannot pay for it.
I wish my feet were smaller.
Granted. It is now as small as a baby's
I wish to have some new black hoodie
granted. you get several new black hoodies, but they are 5 sizes to small for you.
I wish I didn't have such biased teachers (her child is in my class)
You don't have biased teachers but you have to live in a hole the rest of your life.
I wish I would be able to live a full life
( you think you are going to die or something?)
You live a full life, but your friends abandon you and you are terribly lonely.
I wish I could finish Dracula without being interrupted
Quote from: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 09:15:48 PM
( you think you are going to die or something?)
...No...
You finish it without being interrupted but you can never come to this forum again
I wish I had a huge library filled with first editions, all leather bound books
Granted. You get your library, but someone does not discard a cigarette properly and the library burns to the ground.
I wish my little siblings would stop being so annoying
Granted, they stop being annoying as they slowly disappear one by one. Until by this time next year you awaken from a trance like state to find their bodies stuffed beneath your bed, and you are covered in the last one's blood.
I wish that I could sleep for a little while longer.
You do, in fact you sleep so much that you never wake up... (Only can you be woken by true loves kiss :P)
I wish I lived in the country
Granted! You are then brutally murdered by local wildlife.
I wish I had a new computer.
Granted! It's the very first of its kind, as new as can be. But it was badly made by a distracted young child, so it overheats and burns your home down. had this happen once but with a school computer and it only burned the floor and wall a tiny bit
I wish I could live the last 3 years of my life again.
granted! you live the last 3 years on continual and never ending repeat
i wish my asthma would go away.
Granted, but the only way it will leave is if you die
I wish had a laptop
you win a Little Tikes 'Learning Letters Laptop' from a carnival booth
i wish i could go to Puerto Rico again.
Quote from: The Witessss on February 15, 2019, 09:02:46 PM
you win a Little Tikes 'Learning Letters Laptop' from a carnival booth
i wish i could go to Puerto Rico again.
Granted. Puerto Rico is, of course, still suffering from the crippling effects of Hurricane Maria, meaning that, for a large portion of your trip, you are subjected to impure drinking water, complete darkness in the night hours because the lights aren't powered, sweltering humidity with no air conditioning to temper it, and no cell signal. The local tourism industry is almost entirely nonexistent because relief efforts have been stymied by the United States' slow, inefficient response, so instead of servicing you, the industry workers are instead busy trying to keep their waterlogged, rotting house upright so they have a roof to sleep under.
Three days into your trip, water from a contaminated pipe makes its way to your tap and you receive a particularly tough strain of amoebic dysentery. The hospitals are flooded with more critical cases, so, without treatment, you suffer through the infection for several days before finally getting over it and being allowed on the next flight back to the US.
I wish I was less lazy.
(actually i have family there and they are actually fine and stable without the problems you are mentioning.. actually, some go there all the time, some live there all the time, but they don't invite us. what a shame. :P)
granted. you are no longer lazy, but now you over work yourself and die from exhaustion.
i wish my dad would teach me Spanish.
Granted, but your dad taught you Spanish by trying to knock some sense in you with a baseball bat. ::) ;D
I wish I could live in Redwall Abbey.
You do, as a rat and are madde to slave in the kitchens
I wish I was better at a lot of things
Granted. but you've only gotten better at acting like a toad. ;D
I wish I could fly.
granted. you are re-introduced to jumping.
I wish I could just become a lawyer without having to go through law school (not that i'm there yet, just hoping for the future)
You become a lawyer without having to go through law school but you become one of those lame accident lawyers you see on the billboards.
I wish I was not so good at procrastinating.
Granted, but now you can do anything besides what you started doing. ie tripping, laughing, drinking, etc.
I wish I had a magic staff (that worked)
you het your magic staff and use it, but are then burned at the stake for witchcraft.
I wish my hair was red and curly.
Granted. But your hair is red because it's on fire! (Okay that's using fire twice in a row but it was all I could think of) ;)
I wish I had a million dollars (In real money)
I was going to say monopoly money but..
granted. the next day you are robbed and you lose all your money, not just the million.
I wish I had some chocolate right now.
Granted. But before you could eat it, it had melted and fell to the ground.
I wish I could have a jet. (This aught to be good) º-) ;)
you receive a jet but it is the size of a matchbox car.
I wish I had a blue giraffe.
Granted, but it's a toy giraffe.
I wish I had been invited to Wites and Tungro's wedding ;D... or I wish I could play better at soccer. (You can choose)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 01, 2019, 08:46:32 PM
Granted, but it's a toy giraffe.
I wish I had been invited to Wites and Tungro's Sheevie's wedding
You are invited but I kill you the second you walk through the door.
I wish Del would hurry up and get back into the fray
it is not even me and him, it is (so they think) me and Sheev.
you are NOT invited because your invitation was never sent because it is NOT HAPPENING. HINT, HINT.
Del comes back in but he walks right out again without posting aaannyyytthhhiiinnggg.
i wish i had a mermaid.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 01, 2019, 08:54:23 PM
it is not even me and him, it is (so they think) me and Sheev.
His is try to do the same thing I was doing to you (of course it is not working)
You get a mermaid, but like in the original legends she seduces all the males of the family, drags them into the sea and eats them one by one...
I wish I could come up with a presentation idea for school
no love lost.
you come up with a presentation, but it is the lamest on the planet. ever.
I wish you would all get mauled by tigers.
Granted, but Seb managed to survive and now haunts you for the rest of your life.
I wish I had Wites would hurry up and marry Tungro or Sheeve. ;D
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I wish I had Wites would hurry up and marry Tungro or Sheeve. ;D
(It is all waiting for Del) Wite marries Sheevie but her dowry is your head on a platter
I wish I had a husky
Granted, but your husky is really mean and bites you! ;D
I wish that one day I could make a really good Redwall movie.
you make a good Redwall movie but it is never shown to the public.
I wish I could live my life and not have to listen to you guys trying to make me get married! ;D
granted, but now you die of boredom.
I wish I could run as fast as a bullet.
You can now run as fast as a bullet, but you then realize that time slows down your aging process. all your friends have moved on with their lives, but you are still a teenager.
I wish that I could breath underwater.
granted, but it's only temporary.
I wish i could make gold out of rocks.
it is called spray paint.
I wish I was better at ventriloquism.
granted, but now you can't stop using your new found gift, and your family banishes you for finding it annoying. ;D
I wish i could have Captain America's powers.
you have CA powers, but are killed fighting someone because they are just stronger than you because they have his brains, too. ;D
I wish all cats would be outlawed from this world.
granted ;D
I wish I had Gandalf's brain and powers
the point is to grant it but turn it bad.
you become Gandolf but only for 1 second, then you turn into the lamest, most insincere, annoying person possible.
I wish you all became flying cows.
I know.
We become crows but then we peck you to death.
I wish I was as cool as Samwise Gamgee, (Though I probably am, haha) ;D
flying COWS, not crows. and stop saying LOTR people I have no idea who they are.
you are as cool as SG but for only 1 second, then you turn into the lamest, most insincere, annoying person possible.
I wish I was a pro at everything I wanted to be good at.
You are only a pro for 0.5 seconds before you turn into a massive pile of yak dung. ;)
I wish that I'll get more creative at corrupting other people's wishes. ;D
GRANTED. you get more creative, but you are so good at it comparatively that no one ever plays with you.
I wish my nails would trim themselves.
Granted. But unfortunately your nails don't know when to stop and they keep trimming until they are gone.
I wish I could breath fire.
you can breathe fire but it melts your windpipe and you die of suffocation.
I wish... um... I wish I could think of something to wish for. ;D
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 06:43:25 PM
I wish... um... I wish I could think of something to wish for. ;D
Haha That's a good one. :laugh: Um... you finally think of something good to wish for but then someone else types it in before you.
I wish............I had super strength for the rest of my life.
you have super strength for the rest of your life but the you lift the Empire State Building up, lose your balance, and it falls on you and you die.
I wish I didn't have mattresses stacked up in my room.
Granted. but now they are stacked outside your front door.
I wish I didn't keep running out of things to type.
granted, but instead of doing anything else, you are always typing down your ideas 24/7/365.
I wish my feet were always not to warm not too cold,
they are always freeeeeezzzing. brrr..
Granted. but the reason their aren't too hot or cold is because they were both chopped off.
I wish i had an even more brilliant mind. (even though my mind is already super smart)
ever the humble companion.
granted, but as soon as you make it public and before you show anyone your fabulous brain, you turn into the dumbest personon planet earth.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 07:15:46 PM
ever the humble companion.
I try to be humble but i'm just too dang perfect.
And......your wish was ???????????????? ;)
I wish i could shoot a rifle better then anyone in the world.
woops, forgot about that..
granted you now can, but only pop-gun style.
(man, what a great wish)
i wish i was better at hitting target (i mean, i am really good at it, but always room for improvement)
wait...I'm a little confused (Which rarely happens ;D) Do you mean shooting a target? then in that case, Granted, but the only targets you can hit are your feet.
I wish I could have magical powers for the rest of my life.
yeah, slight typo.
you have magical powers for the rest of your life, but they only one you can make work is turning yourself permanently into a frog.
I wish the lights in my room weren't so bright. AAaahhhh!!! I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!!
Granted, but now they will never turn on, and you trip on any of the sharp objects in you room because you can't see.
I wish people would give my fanfic good reviews. ;D
people do, but only as sympathy for you making such awful work, and you get false hope and try to get it published, but then the publisher tells you the truth about how terrible your stuff is.
I wish I didn't have to write the paper I have to write right now.
Granted, but the reason why you don't have to because your fingers had gotten chopped off.
I wish Wites would hurry up and surrender. ('Cause she obviously won't win.) ;)
Wites surrenders but only after Seb does and bows down to her magnificent self
I wish it would stop snowing.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 03, 2019, 07:24:20 PM
Wites surrenders but only after Seb does and bows down to her magni
I wish it would stop snowing.
Haha! me too.
Granted. It stops snowing but now it's hailing ice.
I wish the warm weather would get it's tail over here.
absolutely, me too.
you're warm weather comes but only after you all freeze to death so you never live to enjoy it.
I wish the tractor would stop making super loud noises outside. really annoying.
Granted. but it stops making noise because the radiator blew up.
I wish Easter will come soon.
I don't think that tractor has heating..
it does but it comes so soon you don't realize it and it passes before you know it.
I wish my brothers were more useful.
Granted, but now they are more useful at annoying the tar out of you.
I wish I had a dump truck load of gold coins.
you order it but it accidentally goes to someone else by mistake and no it is untraceable.
I wish I could stop looking at new replies on the forum and write the paper I should be doing.
Wish Granted...but now you must finish your work. ;)
I wish someone would come up with a cool topic.
granted. that someone has to be you.
PS, I finished the paper
I wish the people working outside needed less hot chocolate refills.
Granted. but now they are asking you to massage their cold feet.
I wish someone *glares at Wites* would help me come up with a good topic.
granted. you name it "the good topic". ;D ;D
I wish my sister would eat something besides bread and crackers. seriously. she doesn't even like chocolate.
Waaa! *horrified face* She doesn't like chocolate! What is this world coming to?!
Granted. but now she only eats pickles and whipped cream.
I wish Wites would post "The Good Topic" so that I wouldn't have to worry about it when it blows up in my face. ;D ;)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 04, 2019, 04:03:00 AM
Waaa! *horrified face* She doesn't like chocolate! What is this world coming to?!
I don't either ;D
Granted, but I blow it up in your face for Wite.
I wish I had a nonlethal snake
somehow I know you two have some connection
granted, you get a toy snake.
i wish i was warmer right now outside. brrrrr..
Granted. your yard is on fire.
I wish I had a super sonic jet.
You have a super sonic jet but you fly it and crash and die,
I wish I could understand systems of equations
Granted. but now you've forgotten the rest of math.
I wish someone would guess the word in Hangman II so that I don't hang. :D
Granted, they guess it but they keep it to themselves so you still hang.
I wish my computer was not out of room
Granted, but now it's in your garbage can.
I wish I became a wiz at Grammar.
granted. you are now a failure at everything else
I wish my teacher would be fair.
Granted, she's fair to you, but now the rest of the class isn't.
I wish Lent passes quickly*
it does, but only in your head and in reality you still have 40 more days to go.
I wish cats were only for target practice, not pets. >:D (not really, I would never actually do that to an animal, but I really don' like cats..)
Granted, but they put the cats on your head whenever they target practice with them.
I wish I knew what you guys thought of the new topic that I'm planning to make "The Marriage of TungWite" ;D
granted. we all hate the idea and we won't be on speaking terms anymore. ;) don't do it.
I wish all cats would vanish from the Earth!!
granted, but now they're only invisible, not gone.
I wish someone would guess the right word and say it in the Hangman II game. >:( ;)
Granted, but they keep it to themselves so you die anyway
I wish my computer would stop crashing for no apparent reason
granted. it's found a reason so it can justify crashing
I wish I could just sleep as much as I want to.
Granted. You go to sleep for two weeks, never waking up, and die.
I wish textbooks were cheaper.
granted. they are, but now you can't afford to go to school.
I wish I had a marshmallow.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 12, 2019, 01:37:23 AM
granted. they are, but now you can't afford to go to school.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::)
Get it? It's funny because nobody can afford it anyway?I love the smell of tens of thousands of dollars of student debt in the morning.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 12, 2019, 01:37:23 AM
I wish I had a marshmallow.
Granted. It's out of date and tastes disgusting.
I wish all exams were open book.
Granted, but you only have one second to take it.
I wish I could take Spanish class rather than English class
granted, but all they teach you is what Spanish history is, not the language.
I wish I didn't have to go to school in a half hour :P :P
Granted, you don't have to because you broke your leg.
I wish that the fish-fry that we're going to go help out at will be a success.
it will but you ran out of fish becasue it is so popular and people go on a rampage.
i wish my neighbor would have more jousting fests so we can go watch nerds in knight armor and conquistador helmets making fools out of themselves.
Granted but one of their horses crashes through your wall while you are watching.
I wish there was no spring forward one hour time change thing.
granted, but now you we take away 3 hours of sleep for the work day instead of just one.
i wish my sewing machine would fix itself.
Granted, but now it won't stop sewing everything in sight.
I wish I could have Aragon's leadership abilities. (Though I probably already do. *cough* :D :laugh:)
Granted.
Unfortunately, its the 21st century, and nobody wants to hire somebody with the leadership skills of someone from the equivalent of the middle ages.
I wish for money.
granted. you are given $100000000000 in Monopoly money
I wish I had stockings that don't get runs in them.
Granted, you have none at all.
I wish I could fly for the rest of my very long life.
ahhhh! the more you say the more you sound like my brother! ahhh!
granted, but you can never come back down and you live your life lonely and afraid.
i wish i would just finish my math assignment
Granted, but it gets a F-
I wish I could meet this "brother" one day. (He sounds kinda cool if he's at all like me)
you do but he starts singing his parodies to you so much he annoys you to deaths o you never actually have an intellectual conversation with him. (not that you really could in the first place but..)
i wish i had more socks
Granted, but now you can'y get into your bedroom because it's so full of socks.
I wish I could find my sweaters.
you can but you are told they are on the top of Mt. Death
I wish I wasn't so lazy
Granted, but then you die from over working yourself. :D
I wish I could see the new Lion King in theaters.
you can but it was total garbage and you wasted your money (I really don't know anything about it, it might be good for all I know)
I wish Lent would hurry up.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 25, 2019, 09:56:49 PM
I wish Lent would hurry up.
*sigh* me too.
Granted, but you don't live long enough to see Easter. ;)
I wish Easter would come soon. ;)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2019, 09:58:18 PM
Granted, but you don't live long enough to see Easter. ;)
I wish summer vacation would come soon
Granted, but you have to do summer school.
I wish school was easier.
it is but now you are doing kindergarten material in (insert your grade here)
I wish I knew people on the forum
Granted, but you'll never know who.
I wish I could see this roof that you're working on.
granted, but first we have to finish the structure.
I wish my baby brother would be quieter overall.
Granted, but sadly, he loses his voice forever.
I wish I knew what state Wites lives in.
granted, but you don't know where it is. (it's in my profile)
I wish I knew what state Seb lived in
Granted, I live in United States ;D
I wish I could finish my chores.
granted. you did them all but they were done so sloppily you had to do hem all again.
I wish the dinner would cook faster.
Granted, but now it's burnt.
I wish there was world peace for ever.
Granted, but over population prevails
I wish I was done with school for the year
You get expelled. Granted.
I wish I could be bothered to finish this assignment.
You have a mermaid but it has a craving for human flesh
i wish that i would not get everything wrong
???
Uh...
I wish everyone here would worship me. ;D
Granted, as part of this worship they feast on the flesh of your enemies. As they do this, more worshipers flock to the banner of the overlord Seb. Eventually installing you as Ruler of Earth, with the entirety of Earth's population at your command...for about thirty seconds until the rebel underground successfully kidnap you and feed you to their large wolves. You would think that as such a high profile person that you would be remembered as a martyr, however, the rebel underground spin their propaganda so successfully that you are remembered for the tyrannical maniac that you really were. Now at least, your image can go down in history...but the government bans any mention of your name or movement for two generations, and all knowledge of you dies out.
I wish that I had a lot of Border Collies.
Goodness! That was...harsh.
Granted, but every time you go near them they bite you.
I wish I could shoot lighting bolts.
I remember the days when James, Skye, and all of the others would come up with hilariously in depth ways of corrupting wishes. I challenge the next ten corrupters to come up with the most in depth corruption that they can!
Granted, however, you have no control over the lightning that you shoot. Quite frequently, it is a harmless little jolt. Your family members are often irritated at you, but you never accidentally kill any of them. Eventually, this nuisance of constantly being zapped makes them ostracize you, and they cast you into a forest to live a life of complete solitude. Eventually you go mad as the lightening will kill any potential threat, and you have enough supplies to live, and so, in this life of boredom, sadness, and your mental instability; you merely...continue.
I wish that deep space travel will be possible in my lifetime.
Granted, but when you decide to take a trip to mars the space-craft stops working, leaving you and the other passengers on board (Kreg, Russa, and Skars, floating around with absolutely bothing to do.
When you run out of food, you all draw short straws to see would have to be the crew's meal for the next three weeks. First Kreg is eaten. (We shall all miss him) Then Russa is next. (Terrible, but true) Then finally, you draw the last straw and the swole troll eats you for dinner.
(That's the best I could cook up for now) :P
I wish I could live in Middle Earth. (This should be good)
Granted, you enter Middle Earth through a portal. However, as you leave the portal you fall on Frodo Baggins, killing him as he hits his head on a rock. You see the Ring, and set out immediately to return it to its rightful owner. Following a variety of "Lost Ring" posters put up around the area, you arrive at the Black Gate, you hand the Ring to someone named Sauron, he thanks you for your efforts and promises to reward you for your tireless work. He asks you to wait in his office, after a few minutes, he comes back, and rewards you by killing you painlessly. Such a benevolent action from a tyrant!
I wish a wish from the Magic Fish.
...And your wish is...
It's there, it's up to you to fill in the blank though. ;D
Let me see...You wish to serve your superior, Sebias the incredibly powerful king.
After you pledge allegiance to King Sebias he orders you to be the new stable boy for the horses. You clean and clean the stalls until they shine like the sun. However, Sebias comes to inspect your work and orders the guards to destroy and mess up your fine work, then he tells you to cleanit up.
You are filled with anger and try to smash one of the guards with a teacup, but instead, they gut you with a spear for not obeying the mighty king Sebias. The End.
I wish I could sail on a pirate ship.
You can but all the pirate ships Will sink..
Kreg wishes he finished writing that post. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on April 14, 2019, 10:23:37 PM
I remember the days when James, Skye, and all of the others would come up with hilariously in depth ways of corrupting wishes. I challenge the next ten corrupters to come up with the most in depth corruption that they can!
*Cough cough* I wish people would do this. ;D
They do, thus spending their precious time alive on something as futile as an online forum. Gradually they realize how short life is and that no matter how many words they type these words will one day be lost amidst the times. They will get depressed, realizing that their life's work is nothing more or less than a childish hobby and commit suicide. Gradually the forum will become empty, and you too will become depressed as all your online friends leave you one by one, until you are the only member online in perpetuity.
I wish I could write more frequently/quicker.
You do, but then (For whatever reason) you can't finish your book and your characters come to life and haunt you until you finally return and finish their story. ;D
I wish I could write my book better and faster.
You do. But are then assaulted by more and more jealous online trolls hungry for flesh- I mean social justice- your update speed also causes some pains to your readers as they are unable to keep up with your daily updates, fall behind, and thus leave your story unreviewed. New readers struggle to catch up on everything and are disheartened by the ever-increasing like to read through so give up.
Your story is written quickly and excellently- but no-one can read it.
I wish I wasn't getting shipped with Seb's sister...
You do, but its because Keva hates you and starts running arounf the Archive telling everyone that your story sucks and that they shouldn't read it. Thus, you get no views, reviews, and all of your friends hate you. So, you finally start arguing back and saying that she's lying but it only makes her even more mad so she finds your address and kills you slowly.
I wish Del would hurry up and make the topic "The wedding of Strongcoincidence"
Realistically speaking I'd find it much easier to ruin a 'newer' author like Firestar the warrior- who only has one story, then she would destroying me (twenty something cough cough)
Plus I have my trump card.... ABRAHEM!
Granted, but you are slowly cooked until within an inch of your life and are served bound on a platter with an apple in your mouth at our wedding. I then eat you and good luck getting out this time! (Maybe if I'm nice you can exit through the toilet)
Ahem... Too much?
I wish I didn't get so weird sometimes.
Granted, but instead you're really annoying. (Though aren't you already. ;)) and you meet the president of Serbia and annoy the tar out of him so he orders you to be sent to the gallows after you get flogged almost to death!
I wish it would be easier to make long deaths.
Granted, but to start with you decide to make your own.
I wish I had a border collie puppy.
Granted. Your border collie grows up after two minutes and proceeds to devour the neighbour's chickens. Your neighbours promptly feed said dog to the saltwater crocodiles of australia. Angry, because they payed good money for that puppy, your parents go to argue with the neighbours, who somehow convince them that you were responsible for the death of said beloved puppy. You are then grounded for life.
I wish noone makes me suffer...
No one does, but then you become incredible bored, which then makes you go to find a different hobby: namely, pick-pocketing. (Let's not ask why 'cause I dunno. :P) anyway, you try out your new-found hobby on a certain swole droll troll, and the swole droll troll isn't pleased when he learns you tried to swipe his precious wallet, thus making him angry. You run away in fear but then spend the rest of your days hiding under a bed.
I wish... someone could post below me? I don't know. :P
below me? I don't know :P
Spoiler
I wish that I had unlimited NOT rotting food
You do, but you can't eat any of it. ;D
I wish I could run as fast as a cheetah.
You can but You trip 99.999999999% of the time
I wish I have unlimited money that I can use and other people will take as valid currency
You do, but you are constantly beat up and robbed.
I wish I was indestructible.
You are but you can't move or be moved
I wish I was not afraid of heights
So you have no fear of jumping off a cliff now.
I wish I have no homework.
You do but you have 10x school work
I wish I had a fancy belt
You do. It's a suicide belt.
I wish I had inner peace.
Granted. *Stabs Grey to death*
I wish the sky was green.
It is but it is a ugly green
I wish I would never have nightmares
Granted, but you have daymares instead.
I wish no one will corrupt this wish.
wish not granted
oh wait...
I wish the next person would use 1pt size text for all of the text
Granted, but you said text... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-)
I wish that everything in the world, including me, suddenly disappeared.
you did not wish for anything sooo
I that wish the next person will wish for something
Wish granted, but it's almost a month later.
I wish I had all the books I wanted.
you will die of papercuts
It's cold.
It's a little too cold. The Ice Giants have descended upon humanity. All will be washed in a never ending winter of frozen blood.
Since it's so cold, I wish for a nice sweater.
You get a nice sweater, but the ice giants like it so much that they soon take it for themselves.
I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that this chain would STOP!''''
Wish was about to be granted but then the person who was about to grant the wish had an internet problem and a less obliging person posted instead.
I wish the sky was made of fruit.
Wish granted. Good part, the sky is now made of fruit. Bad part, the sky is now made of fruit.
Looks like imma need a smoothie blender. I'll wish for one.
You get a smoothie blender. It malfunctions and turns everything into strangely-flavoured smoothies.
I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that this chain would STOP!''''
Wish granted: I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that this chain would STOP!''' but you are the one who has to do all those wishes in consecutive comments to make the chain stop, and do it as soon as possible.
No.
I wish that possums could sing opera.
Wish granted. Once again; good part, possums can sing opera. Bad part, possums can sing opera. Since their vocal folds are so small, their range is extremely high. Also, even though they aren't very good since there aren't any conservatories for possums, they still love to do it, so now the world is filled with the high pitched scream singing of possums.
I wish penguins could fly.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 21, 2019, 02:52:48 PM
Wish granted. Once again; good part, possums can sing opera. Bad part, possums can sing opera. Since their vocal folds are so small, their range is extremely high. Also, even though they aren't very good since there aren't any conservatories for possums, they still love to do it, so now the world is filled with the high pitched scream singing of possums.
I wish penguins could fly.
They could... off a cliff!
I wish I can talk to my friends whenever I want.
Wish granted, but you have no friends.
I wish for a pet duck (don't ask why I'm obsessed with ducks).
Granted, but it's a little rubber duckie with a broken squeaker. Still kinda cute though, I guess.
I want the latest version of the Oculus Rift.
It's broken.
I wish I could erase my parent's short-term memory
Wish granted but their long term memory is also erased so they don't know who you are and won't believe you when you tell them.
I wish there were more hours in a day.
Granted, but now there are WAY too many. The oldest person on earth is but 3.2856 days old. Also, since night is so rare, the earths natural ecosystem gets destroyed or something.
I want the best paper airplane to have ever existed.
Granted but then your younger sibling (or maybe cousin) rips it to shreds.
I wish the termite things that kill bees didn't exist.
Granted. Now the bees have taken over the world. Good job.
I want a bee costume so that I can fit in.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 24, 2019, 04:40:33 AM
Granted. Now the bees have taken over the world. Good job.
That's not really a bad thing. Bees aren't overly aggressive and there would be great production in fruit and veges.
Granted. The bees thing you're mocking them and decide to punish you for it.
I wish there were shorter motorbikes.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 24, 2019, 11:48:39 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 24, 2019, 04:40:33 AM
Granted. Now the bees have taken over the world. Good job.
That's not really a bad thing. Bees aren't overly aggressive and there would be great production in fruit and veges.
Granted. The bees thing you're mocking them and decide to punish you for it.
I wish there were shorter motorbikes.
Granted, motorbikes are now shorter, to the point that mice can comfortably drive them, thus boosting their economy to be on par with humans.
I wish I had more time for stuff
Granted, but then you got more stuff, and don't have time for all of it.
I wish I could leave this topic.
Granted but then you find yourself in a topic that's worse and you can't leave.
I wish I could be at two places at the same time.
Granted. Nobody else understands it, and they all expect you to be where they are.
I wish I had a life.I feel like this was already used, but...
Granted. You have a life in which you need to go to school.
I wish we had more chicks.
yes, but they get killed.
I wish I was happier.
You are now at the happiest you've ever been but it is the happiest you will ever be.
I wish I was flexible.
Granted, you're now the most flexible person in the world. Too bad you can't control your flexibility; now you have to kinda just flop everywhere. Like a big ol' flexible fish.
I want the best treehouse ever
Granted, but you have the worst tree for it.
Well I guess I get another wish. I wish I had the BEST tree for my best treehouse.
Granted, but the tree and treehouse are falling into lava.
I wish for no more wishes.
Granted, you get no more wishes. Stipulation, previous wishes are cancelled out by future wishes. Meaning, you get no more wishes unless you make another wish.
I wish my best tree and best treehouse could fly
Granted but you can't direct where or when they fly, or stop flying, so your treehouse flies over over the ocean and then stops and sinks to the bottom.
I wish books grew on trees.
Granted, but all the trees get burned down, global warming happens, and we all die.
I wish that humans would never go extinct.
GOOD NEWS!!! They Won't (Seriously :P) Bad news is they become incredibly ann---wait, they already are. They become even more annoying!
Granted. People are now more annoying.
I wish pianos were easier to tune.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 01, 2019, 06:40:30 AM
Granted. People are now more annoying.
I wish pianos were easier to tune.
Granted, pianos are now exceedingly easy to tune. All the piano tuners lose their jobs and take up their pitchforks, coming after the one why ruined their livelihood. Hope you got your running shoes on.
I wish pitchforks were actually tridents.
Granted. Now, just like poseidon, the angry piano tuners can control the sea.
I wish this was a question.
Granted but everyone still ignores it because they just go on to the next wish.
*pants* Shoot, this is not good.
I wish pitchforks weren't tridents anymore. (It's hard enough to run away from very angry, very fit, piano tuners, let alone the sea too) *continues running*
Granted, but tridents are now all-powerful everything-controllers.
I wish that I was free from this chaos.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 02, 2019, 02:43:09 AM
Granted, but tridents are now all-powerful everything-controllers.
I wish that I was free from this chaos.
Yeah but the tridents have gone and now I'm just being chased by piano tuners with pitchforks again.
Granted but now you've trapped in a different chaos.
I wish apples would stay crunchy all year round.
Granted, but everything else melts so as to transfer their crunch to the apples.
I wish that I could think of a wish.
Granted. Now you can think of so many wishes that you don't know which one to choose, and all of your creativity goes into thinking of wishes so that your imagination doesn't have any time for writing fanfiction.
I wish magpies all died.
Granted, but they all fly to where you live before dying, leaving your abode covered in feathers and death.
I wish those piano tuners were a little more serious about chasing Teer down. She sounds like she's having too easy of a time.
*glares at Kade* Granted. The piano tuners get more serious about chasing me and I get more serious about escaping, leading them in a loop till I reach Kade and bashing his head in on the way past. He then gets trampled by the furious piano tuners, who are sprinting hard out in an effort to catch me, quickly using up all their energy and giving up, deciding it would be easier to find another job.
I wish inflation would stop.
Wish granted. However, all that happens is there are now no more party balloons, and the the cost of things still rises, just under a different name.
I wish that the piano tuners would instead learn how to play instruments so my school band actually has more than 3 keyboards, 3 glockenspiels, 3 guitars, and some random other instruments.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2019, 05:52:09 AM
I wish inflation would stop.
Quote from: Booklover on November 02, 2019, 03:14:29 PM
Wish granted. However, all that happens is there are now no more party balloons, and the the cost of things still rises, just under a different name.
I was thinking something exceedingly different
Granted, your school band now has 3 glockenspiels, 3 guitars, some random other instruments, and roughly 70,000 keyboards. (Amazingly enough, I googled to get that number and google actually autocompleted my question and gave me a real answer. Why did somebody bother to figure that out how many piano tuners there are in the world?)
I could really use some ice for my body since I got brained and trampled.
Granted. *throws Kade into the Antarctic ocean, right in front of an iceberg*
I wish I was actually that good at throwing things.
Wish granted, but you're no good at catching things so when somebody throws you a glass container of a poisonous gas, you drop it, let out the gas, and die.
I wish all keyboards would stop working so the piano tuners instead learn other instruments.
Granted. Now all the keyboard players get angry and chase you with burning torches and pitchforks.
I wish there were more purple flowers.
Granted, there are purple flowers everywhere, but they're a slightly different shade of purple than what you like, which upsets you. The flowers know this and so are always facing you no matter where you are so you can see them more clearly.
I wish I was a nuclear icebreaker ship so that I don't get pulverized by this looming iceberg.
Granted but your nuclear stuff malfunctions and destroys you and everything in the near vicinity.
I wish the national anthem had more verses.
Wish granted, but it doesn't matter, because nobody learns more than the first verse of their national anthem anyway. For all future verses they mutter something vaguely to the same tune then remember the last line (the one that is repeated in all the verses).
I wish that the above wasn't true.
Granted. Now everyone learns all the verses of their national anthems. National anthems are such a big deal now that countries compete to have the longest anthems that can be correctly memorized and sung by humans. Tensions flare and eventually WWIII is upon us.
I wish I hadn't exploded earlier. It was very uncomfortable.
Wish granted. History has now changed so that the room you were in exploded instead.
I wish that instead of national anthems, we just had the Demon Pox song. For those of you who don't know it, here it is:
Demon pox, oh demon pox
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of town
Until one is very tired.
Demon pox, oh demon pox, I had it all along—
Not the pox, you foolish blocks,
I mean this very song—
For I was right, and you were wrong!
Wish granted but I decide to squash you as punishment for ruining New Zealand's national anthem.
I wish I could sleep standing up.
Granted, you sleep standing up, but your legs tend to take you random places while you sleep. You never know where you'll wake up.
I wish I had a friendly crocodile pet
Granted. Good part: You have a friendly crocodile pet. Bad part: You have a friendly crocodile pet.
I wish poetry was easier to write.
Granted. Poetry is now easier to write... for everyone else. Not you though. :P
Cool, I have a friendly crocodile pet! Now I wish he had a tiny top hat, which he loves to wear!
Wish granted, but who says the crocodile is friendly towards you, and therefore hasn't tried (or succeeded) to eat you?
I wish buses weren't late.
*How dare you talk about my friendly crocodile pet with a tiny top hat like that! Fluffy loves me and I love him!*
Granted, buses are no longer late, nor are they early. They arrive precisely when the mean to. (whether their timing is convenient or not for you, though, is an entirely different story) **EDIT -
@Booklover I JUST saw your other post in the ask a question game :laugh: this is too perfect**
I wish my friendly crocodile pet, who is of course friendly to me *glares at Booklover*, with a tiny top hat had a pair of the most awesome sunglasses so that everyone would know that he was the most awesome and that I'm awesome for having him as a pet.
Wish granted, but they get jealous of your awesomeness and so steal your crocodile pet, which dies and they make it impossible for you to get another crocodile.
I wish that my favourite fictional characters (a list too long to write) were all real.
Granted. Unfortunately, some of your favourite characters are very accurate with a bow and take a disliking to you.
I wish that people could quote things properly.
Granted, but now people can only talk in quotes, and so nothing new is ever said again.
I wish hamsters could fly.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 11:34:44 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, some of your favourite characters are very accurate with a bow and take a disliking to you.
I wish that people could quote things properly.
NOOOO! WILL! HOW DARE YOU SHOOT ME! Actually, I guess it could be some other people. HALT! GILAN! SIMON! ANYBODY ELSE WHO CAN SHOOT A BOW!
That is, Will Treaty, not Will Herondale. Sadly. And I'd definitely have Magnus and Tessa, but I'm less sure about Will, so he might not even be there.
Wish granted, but the hamsters don't know that they can fly, so none of them ever try until they're falling off a cliff and it's too late.
I wish that everybody understood the awesomeness of penguins.
*What is with the penguin cult on this site, I swear*
Granted. Everybody understands, but at the same time, penguins stop being awesome.
I wish I didn't eat Gobstoppers at an alarming rate whenever I have them near me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 05:58:58 PM
*What is with the penguin cult on this site, I swear*
I guess you aren't a fan of Felix Philip from the Kane Chronicles then? No blue weasel cookies for you (PJO has blue cookies and KC has weasel cookies).
Wish granted, but that's because you can't eat any solid food at all.
I wish that I could actually have a proper conversation with somebody who loves the books I love as much as I do.
(Eh, I've read most of the Riordan books)
Granted, but they haven't read all the books you have and sound incredibly ignorant about the multiple series you're reading.
I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.
Granted. Now you have to wish for something specific, rather than just anything.
I wish my imagination would stop getting distracted from the task at hand.
Wish granted, however you miss something that would save the world if only you'd been distracted.
I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
Wish granted but, during the time that you would be sleeping, everyone else is asleep and there's a nothing else to do, plus there's a powercut and you can't sleep.
Ah, but I can actually settle down to writing my fanfic (a powercut doesn't stop me using an iPad) or I could read using the magical device known as a torch.
I wish that nobody will notice the mistake in the above sentence.
Granted, nobody notices the mistake, nor the sentence.
I wish clouds were more chill.
Granted. The clouds are more chill so they release their rain and, because it's not hot, there are no more clouds so it gets too hot.
I wish the tail of a deer was green.
Granted. The tail is green but the rest of it is orange. Thus making you responsible for the death of many a deer...
I wish I'd get more, *Cackles* AND MORE reviews!!! MWHAHAHHAHA (Seriously though, I love reviews. :P)
Granted, you get more reviews. But the reviews are meaningless fluff and you don't mature as a writer.
I wish good threads didn't die young.
Wish granted, however the only reason they don't die is because of trolls and spammers (who are extinct on this, as far as I know).
I wish that I could actually think of wishes.
Granted, you just can't think of any good ones.
I wish morning didn't always come as soon as it does -_-
Wish granted. However, most of the time it comes sooner than it currently does. It's just that it comes later than it currently does by two minutes, but that only happens once.
I wish that the above sentence made sense.
Granted but nobody bothers reading it.
I wish that summer was less hot.
Granted. It's less hot in Britain, but not in New Zealand. Sorry.
I wish that either winter was less cold in England, or more cold so we could actually have snow.
Granted but it fluctuates between the two options so the snow melts all the time and you can never dress appropriately for the weather because it's always changing.
I wish apples were bigger.
Wish granted but they're so big that one of them crushes your house.
I wish that I had all the Redwall books.
Wish granted but they're all in really, really tiny print so you can't read them.
I wish that I could fly.
Wish granted but you've turned into a bird and can't turn back.
I wish that I could teleport.
Wish granted but you can't control where you teleport to and you can only ever do it once. (so now you're stuck in New Zealand)
I wish there was outside air conditioning.
Wish granted but you can't control it.
I wish I was back in England (New Zealand's great, but I don't want to get stuck there after my teleporter broke because it's probably illegal).
Wish granted. You're back in England, then your teleporter started working again and teleported you to Australia.
I wish trees didn't have to die to give us wood.
Congrats; now they don't. But now, you've got a tree growing in your fireplace.
I wish I had less schoolwork.
Wish granted but you have to do actual work for the rest of the time and you don't get paid.
I wish that there were English people here who would actually be on at the same time as me.
Granted but they never post anything.
I wish roses didn't wilt.
Granted but they keep reminding you of Laterose and Primrose (which isn't a good thing).
I wish that I was a faster reader.
Granted but now you read so fast that you can't take in any of the information.
I wish that everything tasted as good as rhubarb mush and oats.
Granted but you can't taste anything at all, so it doesn't matter. I'm also interested in how rhubarb mush and oats tastes amazing.
I wish I knew how rhubarb mush and oats tasted good.
Granted but you're allergic to rhubarb so you can't eat it, even though you know it's delicious. (It is, by the way. Rhubarb mush is just what you get when you cook rhubarb. Add oats and you, effectively, have a rhubarb crumble)
I wish I could have some rhubarb crumble right now.
Granted, but it's such a tiny amount that you can't see it, let alone taste it.
I wish I could get a chapter of my book done in one writing session.
Granted but it's either really short or it's a filler chapter.
I wish I could write and do active stuff at the same time.
Granted but you always forget to hit save so you always lose all your work.
I wish that plastic no longer existed.
Granted but people still know how to make plastic so they just make more of it and become billionaires because everyone has to replace their plastic stuff.
I wish that people used real pianos now, rather than just electric keyboards.
Granted, but now instead of the piano tuners being mad at you, it's the electric keyboard makers that have gathered their pitchforks to come after you. (That was on this thread, right?)
I wish animals could talk.
Wish granted but they never talk to you.
I wish that people would learn instruments other than keyboards or pianos.
Wish granted, but they instead learn instruments of war.
I wish that there would always be world peace.
Granted, but such peace could only be obtained via everyone biting the dust.
I wish we all hadn't just died.
Wish granted. Unfortunately, the world got destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Always doesn't really mean much, and it didn't help Snape much.
I wish that people understood my random book quotes (I suppose one can find a quote to justify anything) and references.
Because Kade annoyingly posted while I was typing, the corruption is kind of void. But it still makes enough sense for me to be too lazy to retype everything.
Granted, but now we all start saying quotes that you can't understand. (For the record, I understand a lot of our quotes) :P
I wish that none of us would ever leave the Forum.
Granted, but we all become trolls.
Which quotes did you understand?
I wish I could time travel.
Granted, but you can only go back to the times that you didn't appreciate. (Like when you are forced to eat mud or something, I don't know. You can fill in the blank)
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 08:49:12 PM
Which quotes did you understand?
Some? ;D Mostly the lotr, Redwall, Eragon ones.
I wish I could write better.
You spend so much time improving your work that you upload one every three months, tiring your fan base out.
I wish exams were optional.
Granted, but colleges, universities and workplaces still expect you to have certain grades.
I wish I had more time to reply to all these posts.
Granted, but you decide to use it reading.
I wish I could create a wish with no loopholes.
Granted, but nobody ever replies to it, so your wish killed the game.
I wish my mum wasn't nagging me to get off this,
Granted, but then everyone else in the world starts nagging you to get off this.
I wish that I didn't have a purple frog nightie.
Granted, you now have a purple frog dayie (it's the same thing, you're just expected to wear it during the day)
I wish it wasn't so dark out even though it's the middle of the day (where I am, at least :P)
Granted, but now it's so bright that everyone is blinded.
I wish I could think of a wish.
Granted. You suddenly think of the wish "Golly gee, I sure do wish shipping wasn't a thing on this forum." ;D
I wish I had a bit more free time.
Granted but it is a very, very little bit and it gets used up when a bag of carrots falls from the sky and hits you on the head.
I wish people stopped chasing me with pitchforks.
Granted, they're now chasing you with tridents. (again)
I wish I liked carrots better.
Granted, but you now hate all other foods.
I wish I wasn't in a country where it rains all the time.
Granted. You now live in the middle of the Gobi desert.
I wish I could figure out my RP plot faster.
I also wish that ;D
Granted, you come up with an RP plot that is eerily similar to the plot of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Fans of your old work are highly displeased.
I wish I had some bacon.
Granted. It's turkey bacon.
I wish I had either fans or old works.
Granted, you have old works but no fans.
I wish ice didn't melt so quickly.
Granted. Next July you'll still be waiting for the roads to be passable
I wish I knew how this wish of mine was corrupted.
Granted. You find out about a wish of yours from a while ago (not even that long ago, it was after I joined)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 24, 2019, 11:05:59 PM
Granted but then you find yourself in a topic that's worse and you can't leave.
I wish I could be at two places at the same time.
I wish that I was lucky.
Granted. You're so lucky that you get to talk to ME!
I wish VR was like it is in SAO. That'd be SO COOL.
Granted. It is just like in SAO. Go ahead and survive.
I wish games had better plots.
Granted. They are now plotting against you.
I wish people would stop getting angry at me.
I'm not angry at you...
Granted. Everyone is now so incredibly nice to you that it almost sounds patronizing. Which infuriates you.
I don't have any wishes for the moment.
Phew! *stops running* That's still better than being chased with pitchforks or tridents.
I wish quote things were blue.
Granted. However, the text in them is now the same shade of blue.
I wish that orange on this theme wasn't so annoying to read.
Granted but everything is now blue so you can't even have orange.
I wish couches were green.
I like the colour blue. That's fine by me.
Granted but they now cost a million dollars each. And you can't even go on the Million dollars but... thread.
Well, I wish that everyone in the world saw colo(u)rs differently and no one could agree on what looks good together. The demise of colo(u)r theory is at hand!
Granted but now everything you see looks terrible because you don't think any colours look good together.
I wish that my school had a better colour scheme.
Granted. All the writing is now in orange.
I wish cushions weren't blue.
Granted. They're now grey because they're made of rock.
I wish that chairs at school were actually comfortable.
Granted but only teachers are allowed to sit on them and you have to sit on the floor.
I wish I had a huge greenhouse.
Granted. Unfortunately, because of the no space thing on the MDB thread, I read that as 'green house'. You now have a huge house that is coloured green and is about to fall down.
I wish I had a huge White House.
Granted. You're now the President of the US. Good luck!
I wish for a pen that never ran out of ink.
The pen is full of (very) invisible ink that cannot be detected by anyone - not even you.
I wish for a key that could open every lock.
Granted. However, everybody has replaced their locks with fingerprint sensor thingies.
I wish I could write a decent story.
Granted.
I wish that I didn't have to corrupt that wish.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 19, 2019, 09:27:46 AM
Granted.
I wish that I didn't have to corrupt that wish.
Granted. You don't, but you should probably put it into the "Uncorrupt-a-circumstance" topic.
Since I have nothing to wish for, I wish I didn't have to wish not to wish for any wishes.
Granted, but you explode in the meantime so it doesn't make much difference.
I wish I was struck by inspiration.
Granted. As you lost consciousness you got the perfect idea for a story. When you woke up, you had forgotten it all.
I wish inspiration didn't hit you so hard.
Granted. In fact, it never hit me at all -_-
I wish I controlled the weather!
Granted. However, you can only control the weather in the country that's on the opposite side of the world to you.
I wish that it was a bit warmer.
Granted. However, I answered instead of Kade, who can control the weather, so your wish is corrupted.
Granted but you didn't wish for anything so it doesn't come true and a house lands on your pony.
I wish I had a cow.
Granted, but the house lands on that too.
I wish clouds actually came in recognizable shapes.
Granted. They now always come in really rude and disgusting shapes that you don't want to look at.
I wish that there weren't as many clouds.
Granted but all the people who are sweltering hot in the Southern Hemisphere get angry and decide to chase you with pitchforks.
I wish it was colder.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 20, 2019, 10:05:43 PM
Granted but all the people who are sweltering hot in the Southern Hemisphere get angry and decide to chase you with pitchforks.
I wish it was colder.
I doubt they can find me. Besides, they won't be allowed pitchforks on a plane.
Granted. New Zealand now has an average temperature of -40 degrees.
I wish pitchforks didn't exist except for use by humble farmers who won't hurt anybody.
Granted, the people chasing you are now wielding tridents.
I wish I knew why things are the way they are and not the way they aren't.
Granted. But things change, so you no longer know.
I wish I had Percy Jackson to stop the people with tridents.
Granted but Percy Jackson decides chasing you with a trident is fun and so starts doing it himself.
I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.
Granted. No twist, the world is now a better place.
I wish good tasting things didn't have so many calories -_-
Granted. However, supplies of all foods mysteriously stop and you're now starving to death.
I wish for world peace forever.
Granted but the way it's achieved is ISIS take over.
I wish computer mice had tails.
Granted. They have tails, and all the other features of regular, living mice as well, making them quite difficult to use for computer purposes.
I wish my computer mouse would stop running away from me.
Granted. Your computer mouse is now chewing on your nose.
I wish computer mice were actually computer rabbits.
Granted, your computer rabbit is now chewing on YOUR nose. (Hah!)
I wish I had my nose back.
Granted. However, that only happens after you were sent to Azkaban because they mistook you for Voldemort. Because of the terribleness of the HP prison system, you aren't let out even then.
I wish book characters weren't so stupid sometimes.
Granted. The villains are now highly intelligent and always manage to beat the good guys, turning every story into a tragedy.
I wish characters would cooperate with the author's plans. (not looking at anyone in particular, of course. *cough, cough,*Edward*cough, cough*)
Granted. They now do nothing because the authors rely on spontaneous improvisation and have no plans.
I wish that protagonists were always as likeable or more likeable than the villains. Which Edward are you referring to?
Granted. The protagonists stay the same but the villains are now completely pathetic. (I'm referring to the Edward, Scorpion assassin who has now run off without permission from me or his commanding officer)
I wish that oranges were easier to peel with short fingernails.
Granted. They're so easy to peal that the skin tends to just fall off of them, even when they're still on the tree. They don't last nearly as long now.
I wish there was more time in the day.
Granted. However, school/working hours are increased drastically.
I wish that I had more free time in a day.
Granted but you're paralyzed so you can't do anything.
Except think. Thinking may be a dangerous pastime, but it's a fun one.
I wish that everybody would post a wish.
Granted but the wishes are all really boring and haven't had any thought put into them at all.
I wish I had a dozen sausages.
You're lack of thought means I have to put a lot of thought into corrupting them.
Granted but they are Dibbler sausages. Or perhaps since you're near Australia/Fourecks they'd be from Fair Go Dibbler.
I wish that more people understood that reference.
Granted but they don't ever come on this forum.
I wish afore said sausages were stuck to Booklover's nose.
Granted. Booklover is now chasing you with a pitchfork.
I wish Booklovers pitchfork had magical powers.
Granted. I have now decided to chase you with said magical pitchfork.
I wish I didn't have to chase people.
Granted, but you also don't have a magical pitchfork anymore.
I wish the sky was a different colo(u)r.
Granted. It's now permanently black because it's night all the time.
I wish I had a magic sword.
Wish granted. Sadly, you have to go throw the magical sword into a lake.
I wish Booklover had a little more time as queen of England.
Granted but you don't get to see any of it because I squash you as punishment for committing treason.
I wish Booklover wasn't the queen of England.
Granted, you plot a coup and successfully take over. Unfortunately, your right hand, Ebantu, stabs you in the back shortly after and takes the throne for herself.
I wish there wasn't so much treachery afoot.
Granted. Everybody is forced to be loyal to a ruler who makes lots of new, harsh laws that you have to follow or you die a very horrible death (the details are too horrible for this child-friendly forum), but there is no treachery or rebellion of any kind.
I wish that the world was fair.
When was I queen of England anyway?
Wish granted. Everybody is now white skinned and sunburns easily.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 03:38:33 PM
Granted, you plot a coup and successfully take over. Unfortunately, your right hand, Ebantu, stabs you in the back shortly after and takes the throne for herself.
I didn't want to become queen! The rightful queen of England is Queen Elizabeth the second.
I wish Queen Elizabeth the second was restored to her throne.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 03:38:33 PM
Granted, you plot a coup and successfully take over. Unfortunately, your right hand, Ebantu, stabs you in the back shortly after and takes the throne for herself.
I wish there wasn't so much treachery afoot.
Kade, run or I will kill you. I will probably kill you anyway but it will make things more interesting if you run. So do it.
Wish granted, but you don't get to enjoy it because you are dead. Apparently, I killed you. (glares at Kade)
I wish people would stop killing endangered animals like tigers.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2019, 05:37:26 AM
Kade, run or I will kill you. I will probably kill you anyway but it will make things more interesting if you run. So do it.
Hai? *Is confused.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2019, 05:37:26 AM
I wish people would stop killing endangered animals like tigers.
Granted, but the damage has already been done, and climate change means that their habitats are being destroyed so they become extinct anyway.
I wish humans did not cause pollution.
Granted. Now we can't enjoy computers, electricity, sanitized water, microwaved food, and indoor plumbing.
I wish I didn't see the politics in everything.
Granted. You are now banned from ever setting foot in a country within a year of any sort of elections, because of all the political propaganda. On second thoughts, just go as far away from humans as possible.
I wish that the President of the Galaxy actually did something useful.
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 07:06:53 PM
On second thoughts, just go as far away from humans as possible.
But--but--but I
am a human... :'( :'( :'(
Granted. Unfortunately, others didn't like it and rebelled, so now we have war on our hands.
I wish we had Peace in our time (Oh, gosh. I know where this'll get me.
Granted, everyone's dead.
I wish you hadn't done that.
Me too.
I don't have any more wishes at the moment.
I wish Verdauga had a wish.
as you wish, but he wished you were dead, but sadly (or not) he died in the process >:D
If you say 'as you wish' then why were you confused when I said 'prepare to die'?
I wish that nobody wished for any negative things.
:) as you wish, but now the world is a better place.
I wish that Booklover did'nt have trust issues
Granted, but now she trusts everybody all the time, and so is very easy to fool and manipulate. This culminates in a great forum war of people trying to control her. In the end, Sheev rises above all and uses her (somehow, it's very technical) to trap people in topics that they can't escape from.
I wish life was a little easier sometimes.
Granted, but only sometimes. The rest of the time it's a lot harder.
I wish that I could buy all the books I wanted.
Granted, you can buy all the books you want, but now you don't want them :'(
I wish for a full size, fully functioning, and fully staffed choo choo train!
granted, but it Killed you and your family.
I wish it snowed.
Okay. The snow lasted only for an hour.
I really wish I didn't get back in this topic.
granted, because you're band from it now.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 07:52:24 PM
Granted, you can buy all the books you want, but now you don't want them :'(
But that's impossible! Haven't you seen my username? Admittedly the first bit is extremely unlikely, but at least it's possible.
I wish certain people weren't so upset when somebody innocently revives a topic.
Granted everyone now hates making new topics.
I wish school was less sanity-depriving.
Granted. You get transferred to another school that is.
I wish Verdauga had a wish.
Granted, but you can't corrupt my wish that Kolman comes home sooner.
I wish I had ignored this topic notif.
Granted, but that only happened because you ignored all the topic notifications.
I wish everybody actually wanted to play this.
Granted, but now all the wishes have been corrupted so the world is a horrid place of death and misery.
I wish I had ignored this thread.
Granted, but the world ends because of that one action that creates lots of wonderful paradoxes.
I wish I had more time.
Granted, you have more of less time
I wish i could shapeshift
Congratulations! You're a werewolf! Turns out, silver bullets aren't necessary.
I wish I had my magic.
granted, u know have magic that can only zap a doll to death
i wish a could swim forever
Granted. A's now flood the oceans, causing accidents to skyrocket.
Granted. You can swim forever because you are a merfolk, so you can't go on land.
I wish school was more fun.
Granted, u now love school and ask for more and more work
I wish i was immortal
Granted, but now you are in enteral pain.
I wish that I would live out the rest of my days in peace and surrounded by my friends.
granted, except all your friends turn against u ;D :laugh:
I wish i dont have any worries
Granted, but the reason you don;t have any worries is because you are dead. :-\
I wish I could write a really good book that others would enjoy.
granted, they enjoy it for 5 seconds, then realise irs bad and throw it out :'( ;D
i wish i could have a treehouse
Granted. The treehouse melts under your footpaws into a black liquid that you realise has been your worst nightmare all along.
whats your wish?
I wish... to finish writing a book for once.
Granted, but the book itself ended on a cliffhanger and the sequel was never written.
I wish I had a pet.
Granted: A single worm.
(You have to make a wish now,
@Jarky Thistlebrush.)
Why oh why do I always forget? I wish to REMEMBER EVERY TIME.
Granted, but you start forgetting everything else instead.
I wish I had a fwiend :'(
*Sniff-sniff.*
Granted, but they act so weird that they scare everyone else away, making them your only friend.
I wish to be better.
You are better! But you have no self-esteem!.....
I with I was an elf...
You are. This kind:
Spoiler
(https://cdn2.vectorstock.com/i/1000x1000/44/66/christmas-elf-vector-1444466.jpg)
I wish to get laser tag!
Granted! Your opponent is the death star!
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
Granted. Everyone gangs up on you and throws you into pit full of lava for wishing a paradoxical wish.
I wish that my sister would write our story with me more often...
Granted. Your sister steals the story and finishes it on her own.
I wish to have endless blackberry flavored ice-cream.
Granted. But you have no freezer space, it all melts, and you get overrun with insects
I wish more people appreciated history
Quote from: Tungro on February 26, 2021, 03:37:52 PM
Granted. But you have no freezer space, it all melts, and you get overrun with insects
I wish more people appreciated history
Incorruptible.
I wish I knew how to talk to people.
Granted. However, all other people die and you're the only one left.
I wish someone had revived this sooner.
Granted, but it died again.
I hope my post will revive this topic...
Yes, but now it died again (again)
I wish whoever reading this a good day.
Granted? ...but not a good night.
I wish... dogs had longer lives.
Yes, but their lives are happier.
I wish that the plants I take care of don't die.
(You didn't corrupt my wish?)
Yes, but they grow out of control, and you can't manage them anymore.
I wish... all the old members came back.
so do i
yes, but only for one day
I wish the TEN DOGS in the house would stop borking.
Ten dogs? ;D heaven!
Granted, but they all start doing something mischievous...
I wish.. I had another dog already...
Yes, but they take your place.
I wish the six temporary dogs would get homes already.
Granted, but there bad homes.
I wish... I got better sleep.
You do, but you wake up too late to do something you really wanted to do.
I wish my house didn't get dirty so easily.
Granted, but now there's nothing in it and all the furniture is gone.
I wish... I had something new to read.
Granted, but you have to read the entire encyclopedia, and take notes...
I wish...this teacher actually knew what he was talking about...
Granted, but he'll keep the knowledge to himself.
I wish... there was no such thing as cloudy days.
(Ewwwww)
Granted, but the world gets so hot, that everyone has to live underground.
I wish...I had a better grade in this class...
Granted, but everyone else has a higher score too.
I wish I could time-travel.
Granted, but you can only go back, you can't return to the present, and you can't travel past when you were born.
I wish... my house was colder and darker.
Granted, but you now live permanently in Antarctica in winter.
I wish I could go to Narnia.
Granted, but the White Witch turns you into stone.
I wish I could go to Redwall Abbey.
Granted, but you're a vermin in an invasion that's doomed to fail.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Nine out of ten that would happen anyways, with my kind of luck. ::)
Granted, but you die of exhaustion due to you not being able to sleep.
I wish editing wasn't so hard.
Granted, but everything you edit ends up 5 times worse
I wish...My dog would stop acting like an old lady.
Granted, she now has so much energy, it makes you scared. ;D
I wish I understood how this complicated math works.
Granted, but you have nightmares every night about unsolvable equations.
(Don't laugh, I used to get these sometime, and they were terrifying! I'm pretty sure someone was going to like...kill me or something if I couldn't solve it...)
I wish... I could go to Narnia.
(Too late, I did laugh. ;D)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 18, 2021, 04:49:04 PM
Granted, but the White Witch turns you into stone.
I wish the school year would hurry up and end already.
Yes, but you fail all of your classes and have to re-take the year.
I wish... I could meet Flib in person.
Granted, but my little sisters keep me busy all day long so I can't spend time with you.
I wish I had a dog.
Granted, but the dog eats your favorite shoe and one sock.
I wish...Flib had a puppy.
Granted, but it makes messes everywhere and makes your legs bleed.
I wish Sheero would stop pulling off his cone.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 21, 2021, 07:10:02 PM
Granted, but it makes messes everywhere and makes your legs bleed.
I wish Sheero would stop pulling off his cone.
I mean, there's mosquitoes everywhere, so that won't really make a difference...
Granted, but he's going to knock things down with it instead. (unless he's already doing that.)
I wish this book wasn't so boring.
What is there to knock over other than the other puppies?
Granted, but doesn't exist.
I wish I could turn into an otter.
Granted, but Vallug Bowbeast kills you.
I wish my ankle would stop hurting.
Yes, but it poofs into non-existance...
I wish...I didn't have to do that one final.
(It hurts enough for me to wish it didn't exist, anyways.)
Granted, now you must do twenty-seven of them.
I wish... this book wasn't so boring. It could do with a bit of spicing up.
It get's so spicy an acquaintance desperately wants to read it, so they steal it from you - and destroy it when they're done to hide the evidence
I wish I could have one room that I could do anything with
Granted, but whatever you put into it dissappears.
I wish... it wasn't raining so hard.
Granted. You're in a desert that never gets rain.
I wish it was the holidays.
Granted, but nothing exciting happens for the rest of your life.
I wish... I lived in a dessert.
Edit: I was going to fix that typo, but decided to leave it alone because of how funny it looks.
Granted, but you live in a constant hyper ; crash cycle.
I wish...I had 16 pages of info already...
Granted, but the 'info' consists of "Myth of the Wehrmacht: A Comparison of Myth Formation and its Functionalization" - which is something I doubt you have the desire to know more about
I wish I could find inspiration
Granted, you now have so much inspiration you go insane and die. (Sorry, that was a little dark... but then, it's nighttime where I live right now.)
I wish... Scratch, Blacktooth, and Splitnose had managed to trail Martin, Dinny and Gonff all the way to Salamandastron. It would be interesting to see what happened to them.
Grated, but they somehow managed to kill them, so no Redwall and no other Redwall books.
I wish that I could type quicker.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 24, 2021, 10:15:07 PM
I was going to fix that typo, but decided to leave it alone because of how funny it looks.
You can, but you can only post one word over and over.
I wish I could have an unlimited supply of tea.
Granted, but every time it you receive it, a bunch of Americans dressed as Indians will raid your house and toss the tea into the closest body of water.
I wish I could bypass every P2W paywall in mobile games
(me too)
Granted, but your phone gets a virus.
(
@WorshipTiria make a wish)
Yes, but because you like everything you watch, you become addicted.
I wish...dogs didn't die...😭
Granted, they just become hellbent zombies instead
I wish I didn't have to wake up at 3am tomorrow
Granted. You don't sleep at all. .
I wish I didn't get distracted as often.
Granted, you can no longer visit this forum.
I wish this essay wouldn't take so long.
Granted, but it's very low quality.
I wish...I had a pet lizard.
Granted but it runs away.
I wish... the people on this forum didn't leave.
Granted. They lurk, forever, saying nothing. (I was kind of tempted not to reply, but I can't make the point when you don't know it exists)
I wish I did not have a cold.
Granted, you are now very hot.
I wish there weren't so many dying cicadas everywhere outside. It's like an Egyptian plague.
(My only knowledge of cicadas is from yo-kai watch)
Granted, but they don't exist.
I wish Sprite and Sheero got homes last saturday like all their siblings.
It would be nice if cicadas didn't exist. They're irritating and noisy.
Warning: this is kind of disgusting
I saw one being eaten alive by ants one time
Granted, but you miss them.
I wish Sunday would hurry up and come already.
Granted, but there is another pandemic.
I wish...shoes didn't wear down over time.
Granted, but they get bigger until nobeast can wear them.
I wish I had a cup noodle.
Granted, but it's a cup made out of a giant noodle.
I wish math wouldn't be so hard.
Granted, but now everything else is just as hard as math used to be.
I wish pizza didn't have so many calories.
Granted, it now has twice as many calories. ;D
I wish I could go back in time to the middle ages, to see what it was like.
Granted, but you immediately die from a plague :o
I wish I could teleport.
I wish the guests would stop sneaking around.
(You're supposed to corrupt the previous wish ;))
Teleportation is cool, but if you showed up somewhere very suddenly you'd have a lot of explaining to do.
I wish I could breath underwater.
Granted, but now you can't breath out of water.
I wish I had a better car.
Granted, but it happens to be your absolute least favorite color. ;D
I wish I was able to get any book I wanted just by wishing
Granted, but they always arrive covered in slime that you can't seem to get off.
I wish I didn't have to spend so much time on my hair in the morning >_>
Granted, but now your hair is always neat and it's impossible to shampoo. (Like in the Toothpaste Genie, if anyone here has read it)
I wish I had my own bedroom.
Granted, but it every night, your room is overrun with spiders.
I wish I has a plate of nachos right now...
Granted, but the cheese is burned.
I wish I stopped getting random headaches all the time.
Granted, now you know the cause and they only happen at 2 pm.
I wish I turned in my paper a day earlier. -_-
Granted, but it was incorrect.
I wish my lips didn't get chapped during the winter.
Granted, but they get chapped during summer instead.
I wish I didn't have ezcema. Or actually knew for certain how to spell it.
Granted, but you caught chicken pox and can't spell anything properly.
I wish my computer worked better.
Granted, but now every other device you use breaks upon use.
I wish I could lick my eyeballs like a gecko...
Granted, but your tongue is always coated in red pepper flakes.
I wish I had seven dogs
Granted, but they all are rabid.
I wish no one would wake me up early.
Granted, but now you always wake up late and miss important things.
I wish I had an extra few hours every day to get more sleep.
Granted, but then you have a few extra hours added to the school day as well.
Quote from: Booklover on February 08, 2022, 09:50:59 PM
I wish I didn't have ezcema. Or actually knew for certain how to spell it.
My little sister has eczema (that is how you spell it, according to autocorrupt.)
I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
Granted, but now you are an insomniac
I wish I could redact this statement...
Granted, but that would erase the wish, causing it to return, and locking you in a time loop.
I wish my lungs would stop hating me.
Granted, but now you hyperventilate all the time.
I wish I could be the boss of everything.
Granted, but now everything dislikes you.
I wish for a bagel
Granted, but it's moldy.
I wish someone else would finish my homework for me.
Granted, but they do a very poor job of it and you fail.
I wish something interesting would occur.
Granted, but it's you getting arrested.
I wish I had more time
W- what was I arrested for?
Granted, but you have no idea what to do with all the time you've got.
I wish I didn't get headaches.
Granted, but now you get earaches.
I wish Flib would stop quoting Ranger's Apprentice.
Granted, but Flib forgets everything about it.
Granted, but you get a wish :giggle:
I wish otters were even fluffier
Granted, but they take over Brazil.
I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish.
*sees no problem with otters taking over brazil*
Granted, but all of your wishes are corrupted
I wish for a nice juicy oyster to eat
Granted, but it's the kraken's oyster.
I wish that my door wasn't so creaky.
Granted. It cannot be opened, so it cannot creak.
I wish I never lost the game.
Getting your wish corrupted isn't losing because it's part of the game, so a bird is going to fly into your house and eat everything in your fridge.
I wish I could stop thinking of frogs.
Granted, but now you must always think of a blobfish
I wish I could have zero wishes
Granted, so you will never want or aspire for anything and the world will trample you.
I wish I still had a pet frog.
Granted, but he wants to take over Brazil.
I wish I had a new book to read.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 27, 2022, 05:15:45 AMGranted, but Flib forgets everything about it.
-_- She
wants me to forget everything about it.
Granted, but it's so bad you wish you'd never read it.
I wish I could stop procrastinating.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 10, 2022, 05:38:50 PMGranted, but it's so bad you wish you'd never read it.
HOW DARE YOU. >:(
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 10, 2022, 05:38:50 PMI wish I could stop procrastinating.
Granted, now you are a house-elf.
I wish I wasn't so hungry.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 21, 2022, 06:55:54 PMI wish I wasn't so hungry.
Granted, you are not hungry. You photosynthesize your food like a plant, and can never eat again. You also turn green.
I wish that I had a personal library.
Granted, but I'm reading in there 24/7.
Granted, but you can never wish again
I wish I could blow gum bubbles
Did you just ban me from playing the game lol
No, flib forgot to make a wish
Quote from: lass of something much on February 09, 2023, 12:36:52 AMGranted, but you can never wish again
I wish I could blow gum bubbles
Granted, but now you have an incredibly tough time actually finding gum. And nobody wants to share their gum with you.
I wish that I hadn't just lost the game.
Granted, but you lose it five seconds later.
I wish it wasn't so cloudy outside. I hate cloudy days.
Granted, but now it's raining all the time.
I wish I had a sandwich
Granted, but now the SANDWICH HAS YOU
I wish life would life.
Granted, but your tomatoes disappear.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted, but you get so much action that you grow used to it and soon nothing can bring you joy.
I wish I had brainpower.
Granted, but your brain explodes every time you try to think.
I wish I had more time today.
Granted, but you're suddenly now very sleepy and have trouble staying awake.
I wish I could eat without fear of weight gain.
Granted but now instead of gaining weight you lose it
I wish that I could be invisible
Granted, but you only turn invisible when nobody is looking.
I wish I could grant my own wishes.
Granted but you have to corrupt them as well.
I wish I could think of a wish other than this one.
Granted, but you can only think of wishes that I want, and you feel compelled to grant them.
I wish for better ways to fight boredom.
Granted, but you go to jail for killing Boredom.
I wish I wasn't so procrastinat-ey
Granted, but you become a house-elf.
I wish I wasn't so cold.
Granted, you're now on fire.
I wish I had a canteen with an infinite amount of my favorite drink, which I could change whenever I desired.
Granted, but you accidentally change it to poison that kill you before you can change it into some sort of healing potion.
I wish I didn't forget things so easily.
Granted, but ye are alvayz 'aunted by unpleazant eventz und und zituationz zat keep ye up av noight, und ye become a nervouz, zhiverin', crazed lunatic.
Ah viz ze 'Rezident' perzon vid ztop 'avin' zeir mail zent tae me.
Granted, instead you get a bunch of Howlers that are supposed to be addressed to Hogwarts students.
I wish I wasn't always so tired.
Granted, but ye are entirely charged viz caffeine fer ze rezt o' loife, und zerefore are extremely 'yperative und can never get any zleep votzoever. Ye ultimately end up completely neurotic fer ze rezt o' yer loife, und are given tae zuddenly zcreamin' fer nay apparent reazon at random momentz.
Ah vizh fer zome bread puddin'.
Granted, but it's moldy.
I wish I wasn't as tired.
Granted, but you get a life sentence in prison for stealing my wish.
I wish my neck didn't hurt.
Granted, it nae langer 'urtz, but na' ye've gaet a killer 'eadache.
Ah vizh fer Fizh.
Granted, but you get food poisoning.
I wish I could go to sleep.
Granted, but ye ztay azleep fer 80 yearz.
Ah vizh Ah 'ad an X-Men comic.
Granted, but it's the X-Ray version, which means it's invisible.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted, und ye na' 'ave zeventy 60-page rezearch reportz tae dae fer zchool, und zey are av due on Tuezday.
Ah vizh fer an onion.
Granted, an old satirical newspaper has been delivered to your house.
I wish my sister wasn't so annoying.
Granted, you switch siblings with me and and you're stuck with my four younger sisters for the rest of your life (they are all very annoying).
I wish it wasn't cloudy outside.
Granted, tiz na' cloudy inzoide.
Ah vizh fer ziz vizh tae nae be granted.
Granted, but it is.
I wish I wasn't feeling bad.
Granted, na' ye feel vorze.
Ah vizh me toe vid 'eal up und ztop gettin' infected. Ach...
Granted, now all 9 other toes are likewise infected instead.
(I hope it feels better soon.)
Since we're talking about injuries, I hope my arm feels better.
(Currently tiz nae infected, but Ah'm ztill needin' tae be careful viz it, und ever zae often it'll ztart gettin' infected. Ach...)
Granted, but na' yer 'and iz feelin' terrible.
Ah vizh fer zome zeaveed tae fav ontae a plate.
Granted, now the bottom of the sea is filled with duckweed instead.
I wish I wasn't so forgetful.
Granted, but ye cannae forget anyzin' ever again, und traumatic und unpleazant experiencez 'aunt ye fer ze rezt o' yer loife.
Ah vizh fer ze oceanz tae be filled viz ancient zea-loife, zuch az Dinozaurz und Zea Zcorpionz und etc., again.
Granted, but you will forever be doomed to sailing in a small boat trying to out run a Megalodon.
I wish the Federal Government would create a federal holiday for pizza.
Granted, but av ozer 'olidayz- includin' Chriztmaz- are removed und banned.
Ah vizh me digeztive zyztem vid get back tae bein' better.
Granted, but your respiratory system gets worse.
I wish I wasn't in school
Granted; ye are na' vorkin' full toime in an unpleazant job zix dayz a veek, livin' in a zmav apartment foive veekz behind on payin' ze rent, vhilzt at ze zame toime tryin' tae repay yer college debt. Enjoy.
Ah vizh ze forum vaz more active.
I may be part of the problem Granted, but there is so much going on it is difficult to hold conversation.
I wish I wasn't broke.
Granted, you are now so rich that people all over the world are making plots to murder you and "inherit" your money.
I wish it wasn't so rainy lately.
Granted. There is now a drought.
I wish it rained more.
Granted, ze vorld fillz up viz vater, und ve av get eaten up by ancient zea creaturez zat vere livin' zecretly in ze depthz o' ze ocean.
Ah vizh Ah 'ad zome haggis.
Granted. The haggis is spoiled.
I wish I could cure cancer.
Granted, but zen any und av vaccinez und medecinez ztop vorkin'.
Ah vizh fer a zandvich.
Granted. It is filled with the haggis mentioned previously.
I wish it stopped raining, as my previous wish may have come true.
Granted, but it ztopz permanently, und ze Earth becomez a barren, lifelezz vazteland.
Ah vizh it vid znov.
Granted. There is so much snow you can no longer get out of your house.
I wish I had a better work ethic.
Granted, but na' ye are tryin' tae force zat better vork ethic on yer family und friendz, vho zen lock ye up in a mental azylum.
Ah vizh Rakghoulz vere real.
Granted. Unfortunately, they are horrified by humanity and all decide to hide forever.
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
Granted, but nae av o' yer body gaez tae ze zame place ye're teleportin' tae . . . or togezer.
Ah vizh fer Cthulhu tae come und drive everyone completely mad und inzane.
same Granted, but people overcome it and make calmari with its tentacles.
I wish more people were on the forum right now.
Granted, but zen ze forum crazhez fer zree veekz.
Ah vizh fer it tae ztart rainin' Fizh.
Granted, but it smells like fish for weeks.
I wish I had more socks
Granted, but av o' ze rezt o' clothez except vot ye're currently vearin' turn intae variouzly-zized zockz az vell.
Ah vizh tae gae on a quezt.
Granted, but this is a cosmic horror story.
I wish I could leave school right now.
Granted, becauze ye vere juzt kidnapped by zock thievez bent on vorld domination.
Ah vizh me email didnae zeem tae 'ave az many problemz. (Yahoo... Ach...)
Granted, but now postal service has been abolished.
I wish I could read faster.
Omg this used to be my favorite game. . .
Granted but you get zero comprehension lol.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but the local dragons mistake you for a bird.
I wish I could drive a car
Granted, but ze brake daeznae vork. Ever.
Ah vizh Ah could gae tae 'ogvartz.
Granted, but the castle gets invaded while you're there.
I wish I could talk to animals.
Granted but they won't stop talking to you. And it's going to be VERY annoying.
I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.
Granted, but it'z a chocolate covered zpam cake viz 'otroot pepper oicin' und chunkz o' mouldy zquazh. Enjoy.
Ah vizh ze voodz zat gaet torn doon in me neighbourhood came back, und took o'er av ze 'ouzez, yardz und ztreetz zat vere put vhere zey uzed tae be.
Granted, but they turn into evil Ents bent on world domination.
(Which honestly wouldn't be too bad, we need more trees in the world.)
I wish I could go inside my favorite books.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 31, 2023, 02:09:21 PMGranted, but they turn into evil Ents bent on world domination.
(Which honestly wouldn't be too bad, we need more trees in the world.)
I wish I could go inside my favorite books.
Agreed- und tiz little different if at av from vot 'umanz dae anyvay.
Granted, but ye keep gettin' locked up in prizon durin' mozt o' ze eventz.
Ah vizh fer Fizh.
Granted, now you've been marooned on a sinking ship in the middle of the world's largest fish tank.
Which happens to house millions of starving piranhas, because the person in charge of the fish tank mysteriously disappeared a few weeks ago.
I wish for a working Time-Turner.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 31, 2023, 05:37:22 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on August 31, 2023, 02:09:21 PMI wish I could go inside my favorite books.
Granted, but ye keep gettin' locked up in prizon durin' mozt o' ze eventz.
Eh, I'd find a clever way to break out.
Granted, but ye get ztuck in ze pazt und vind up erazin' yer entire exiztence.
Ah vizh Pokemon vere real.
Granted, now the world is ending due to the overpopulation of magical creatures.
I wish I knew how to play the piano.
Granted, but at zome point after ye've ztarted playin' ye're 'andz magically ztart playin' a funeral dirge.
Ah vizh Fizh could zvim- und breathe- in ze air.
Granted, now the world is being run by mudskippers.
I wish I didn't have seasonal allergies.
Granted- ye na' 'ave azthma.
Ah vizh ze forum vid be more active again.
Granted, two hundred new members have joined and are posting like the world will end tomorrow, but they're just a bunch of spambots that are trying to get you to buy stuff.
I wish for tacos.
Granted, everyzin' in yer room- includin' yer bed- 'ave na' av turned intae tacoz. Enjoy.
Ah vizh ziz 'Rezident' perzon vid ztop 'avin' zeir mail zent tae uz.
Granted. They now go to your sink.
I wish I had a working phone.
Granted, but it o'erheatz und explodez.
Ah vizh fer good nev armour zetz in ze Cartel Market in Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 19, 2023, 06:22:52 PMGranted, but it o'erheatz und explodez.
That's the problem with my current one.
Granted, but it is incredibly bland and uninspired.
I wish that ibuprofen didn't have a limit of how much you can have in a week.
Granted, but it tranzformz ye intae Mr. Hyde vhen ye take it.
Ah vizh fer a zandvich.
Granted, but it is just some tar between two slices of bread.
I wish I wasn't in class.
Granted, ye're na' a clinic aid along viz tva obnoxiouz nitvitz zat keep vanderin' off aboot ze zchool und playin' abzolutely rubbizh und vulgar 'muzic' from ipodz vhilzt variouz ztudentz come by complainin' aboot every little ache und etc. Enjoy. (Ah actually vaz in zat zame exact zituation vone year in 'oigh zchool. Ach...)
Ah vizh Ah could foind a good job.
Granted, but they don't hire you.
I wish it was 10 minutes later.
Granted, tiz na' 10 minutez later, but ye vere teleported back in toime by 10 minutez.
Ah vizh av zoze ztupid broight garage loightz troughoot ze neighbourhood durin' noightly valkz viz ze Dogz vid zuddenly ztop vorkin'.
Granted, all lights no longer work.
I wish I procrastinated less.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on October 22, 2023, 05:58:18 PMGranted, all lights no longer work.
FOINALLY!!!Granted, but ye get triple ze amount o' vork, und tiz tvoice az complicated.
Ah vizh fer a blizzard.
Granted, but it's followed by several days of heat that melt all the snow.
I wish crackers didn't create crumbs.
Granted, na' zey create var.
Ah vizh Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic 'ad a Darth Malgus (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Darth_Malgus?so=search) armour set viz ze 'ood doon. Or at leazt zome vay o' loverin' ze 'ood.