Panic!
*Throws a pie at Skarzles*
Hehe. ^
*Screams* *Runs around in a circle, waving hands above head* *Smacks head on a random tree branch* *Is knocked unconscious*
*Accidentally stomps on Rain's face.*
*accidentaly wanders into a heavy missile factory*
*Accidentally starts a fire in said missile factory.*
*Explodes*
*Throws apple pie everywhere*
*Groggily stands up, holding head* *Groans* What happe- *Gets hit in the head by a pie* *Is knocked unconscious again*
*Is knocked unconscious by Rain's unconscious body*
*Steps on both of them.*
*Is shocked from all the chaos* *Faints from said shock*
*Steps on Lady Amber.*
*Moans*
*makes infinite clones of himself and teleports to Australia*
*Wakes up* ^That was kind of pointless.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 23, 2014, 02:50:04 AM
*makes infinite clones of himself and teleports to Australia*
You have no idea how much trouble any kind of infinity is... Infinite clones, eh? They fill up every known spot in the universe, taking up all the space that exists, ever has, and ever will. If they ever manage to do so, they will then compress as much as they can... And then compress more... Almost immediately, all earth life would die. Not long afterwards, there would be... infinite... tiny, compressed, squished Delthion corpses. It would be disgusting, not that anyone would be around to be disgusted. Alternately, assuming that there is in fact infinite space in the universe, your dopplegangers would disperse among a massive area, pushed by the clones behind them in a rule-breaking loop for all eternity. (Infinite clones would require creating matter, which isn't supposed to be possible, as far as we know.)
Infinity is a lot.
Do you mean Izeroth Corpses?
Anyway trust me, you don't want to be in Australia today. It's SO FREAKING HOT!
&Ampersand...&
*Tackles next person to post*
*jumps out the way* THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!!!
*LE GASP*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 10, 2020, 08:56:41 PM
*jumps out the way* THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!!!
They... they are?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *Screams* *Runs around in circles* Not on the roofle!
*Joins the fallen*
*Honors the fallen.*
Yes.
Spoiler
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(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/81778920/im-not-dead-yet.jpg)
*goes mad in a box*
Don't cut yourself.
*Tackles Ver*.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 21, 2020, 09:31:14 PM
*Tackles Ver*.
If you're referring to me, I require more letters than-- *Is tackled.*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 21, 2020, 09:32:21 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 21, 2020, 09:31:14 PM
*Tackles Ver*.
If you're referring to me, I require more letters than-- *Is tackled.*
*Hands Ver the rest of his screenname* Oh, you weren't holding the football :(
. . . No. . .*Takes the rest of my username.* Hooooow'd you get this anyway?
*The Evil massive red power drill advances*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 21, 2020, 09:38:50 PM
. . . No. . .*Takes the rest of my username.* Hooooow'd you get this anyway?
The same way Snoopy can be a World War 1 Flying Ace... complete, utter, overwhelming INSANITY :D
*from The Evil massive red power drill comes the fish of despair*
Is it in a barrel?
*the Fish of despair turn around* Aw man!
Oh, they're despairing.
The world's gonna end! We're all gonna die!
*the drill coughs*
*Hands the drill a cough drop.*
*Hands the drill the rank of sergeant.*
0.o
*the drill pokes Kade*
I see Lass went back to her bird.
Not very edgy of her. *Pushes the drill sergeant away.*
...
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!
*the fish of despair wrap their BuleFins of sadness around Seb*
. . . Lass, do you have a weighted blanket?
Quote from: lass of something much on June 22, 2020, 09:46:05 PM
*the fish of despair wrap their BuleFins of sadness around Seb*
(https://bibliomantics.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/tumblr_mvbeinfevl1shmc7eo4_500.gif)
*Sprays Seb down with retardant foam.*
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 23, 2020, 12:17:39 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 22, 2020, 09:46:05 PM
*the fish of despair wrap their BuleFins of sadness around Seb*
(https://bibliomantics.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/tumblr_mvbeinfevl1shmc7eo4_500.gif)
He's such an idiot.
Mm.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 22, 2020, 10:26:09 PM
. . . Lass, do you have a weighted blanket?
Lass is dead.*fish of despair point to a crumpled form with a large knife if it's chest*
Oh, by the way, I've won. ^-^
Have you?
Y u?
Mm.
Hmm?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 04:55:55 PM
Have you?
Yes, actually. On The Last Person To Post Wins thread.
You didn't though ^-^
I just like to let it sit for a few days before posting, letting folks (you) think they've (you've) won.
Well, currently I am.
Read edited message above ^-^
Ah, see.
Regardless, I've won(even if it is only temporary).
*the drill pokes Verdie*
*Slams a high power magnet against the drill.*
*the drill cries*
You meanie! I just wanted to know where the fridge was!
@DanielofRedwall, this is a good one, come help me make disorder
*Lights matches and flicks them everywhere*
*the fish of despair scream in pain "We're all gonna diiiiiiie"*
Guys! Guess what?! It turns out
@DanielofRedwall is actually a cousin of mine! Yeah! Apparently, he had been kicked out of his family and banished to a lonely island somewhere! I still can't believe it! It's literally unbelievable, wouldn't you all agree!?
*the fish are now roasted*
Sebias, stop. It's mean to claim other beasts as part of your family.
He's only joking, Teer.
I know, but even joking about such horrors could traumatise beasts. How would you feel if somebeast told you that you were related to Sebias?
Oh my goodness, you're right! :( You're a bully, Seb. >:( I am very wroth with you. >8(
I love the smell of chaos in the morning...
Or the evening, for us. Chaos whenever, actually.
*the roasted fish of disparity tie a knot around Seb's neck* Time fur ye t' die, mate.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 05, 2020, 11:36:32 PM
Guys! Guess what?! It turns out @DanielofRedwall is actually a cousin of mine! Yeah! Apparently, he had been kicked out of his family and banished to a lonely island somewhere! I still can't believe it! It's literally unbelievable, wouldn't you all agree!?
This is news to me, but given I do live in a nation of convicts I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 05, 2020, 11:36:32 PM
Guys! Guess what?! It turns out @DanielofRedwall is actually a cousin of mine! Yeah! Apparently, he had been kicked out of his family and banished to a lonely island somewhere! I still can't believe it! It's literally unbelievable, wouldn't you all agree!?
More family for us siblings! How exciting.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 06, 2020, 03:44:58 AM
Sebias, stop. It's mean to claim other beasts as part of your family.
Quote from: Herman Smith on July 06, 2020, 04:56:41 AM
He's only joking, Teer.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 06, 2020, 05:01:38 AM
I know, but even joking about such horrors could traumatise beasts. How would you feel if somebeast told you that you were related to Sebias?
Quote from: Herman Smith on July 06, 2020, 05:04:19 AM
Oh my goodness, you're right! :( You're a bully, Seb. >:( I am very wroth with you. >8(
This made me chuckle in real life. :laugh:
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 06, 2020, 12:49:10 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 05, 2020, 11:36:32 PM
Guys! Guess what?! It turns out @DanielofRedwall is actually a cousin of mine! Yeah! Apparently, he had been kicked out of his family and banished to a lonely island somewhere! I still can't believe it! It's literally unbelievable, wouldn't you all agree!?
This is news to me, but given I do live in a nation of convicts I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2020, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 05, 2020, 11:36:32 PM
Guys! Guess what?! It turns out @DanielofRedwall is actually a cousin of mine! Yeah! Apparently, he had been kicked out of his family and banished to a lonely island somewhere! I still can't believe it! It's literally unbelievable, wouldn't you all agree!?
More family for us siblings! How exciting.
Indeed!