Here we count, but if a moderator posts, the next person has to bribe him in the form of a picture.
Example:
Yours Truly: UNO
Next Guy: 2
Mod: I am here.
Briber: *picture of cake or money or something worth taking as a bribe*
And so on
This was fast.
How about we make it interesting... anyone who posts after I do without offering a bribe gets gagged? ;D
Lol yes.
Oh wait...
*gagged*
*muffledly says Drats*
Un.
2
Tree.
Cuatro.
5
Better give me somethin' good! ;)
*Gives Matthias a stick of dynamite*
(https://swervechurch.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/dynamite.jpg)
Aha... just kidding. That was funny, right? Heh..
*Gives Matthias a golden statue made in his likeness*
Do we continue counting or start over?
6 or 1?
This could be a fun variation of "count as high as possible before a mod posts."
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*muffledly says you go on counting If he was bribed, but if he wasn't you start over. And if you get gagged, you can't count anymore*
Deux.
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quatre
V
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7. Soren, V is 5.
Gimme all your lunch money!
Well, it's not much, but it's all I've got.
Canadian money is perfectly good currency up here in the Midwest. I don't know how much good it'll do you in Texas, however. :)
(http://www.rocky-mountain-tour-guide.com/images/Canadian-Coins-480-199.jpg)
VIII
My golden-likeness statue needs a hat.
Quote from: Banya on March 23, 2015, 08:41:19 PM
7. Soren, V is 5.
I know, for some reason I was feeling defiant.
@Matthias
(http://neweracaptalk.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed-6.jpg)
That cap isn't worthy of being on such a great man's head. Bring us a cowboy hat!
Okay.
(http://hypervocal4.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stock-photo-funny-image-of-a-blond-belgian-draft-horse-wearing-a-cowboy-hat-63839584.jpg)
That hat is nothing short of a monstrosity. 1!
2!
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 24, 2015, 11:38:05 PM
That cap isn't worthy of being on such a great man's head. Bring us a cowboy hat!
(http://nflshop.frgimages.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2FproductImages%2F_932000%2Fff_932298_xl.jpg&w=400)
*muffledly says You only restart if they weren't bribed.*
Trois.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 24, 2015, 11:20:22 PM
I know, for some reason I was feeling defiant.
That's quite enough of that. 4
Quote from: Banya on March 25, 2015, 06:50:16 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 24, 2015, 11:20:22 PM
I know, for some reason I was feeling defiant.
That's quite enough of that. 4
Defiant Soren says "Don't tell me what to do!"
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huit.
noine
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'leven
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Keyboard time!
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*muffledly sez Y U No Bribe?*
TREE!
need monies plz
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608045474156446215&pid=15.1&H=114&W=180)
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Eight.
nine/neun/dokuz/tis3a
Ten.
'leven
GIVE ME A PRESENT.
(http://cutearoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Puppy7.jpg)
Yeeeesss... yeeeess, that is a good present. I like it. Good otter.
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/I-Like-It-Another-Thor-Reaction-Gif.gif)
(http://www.kimballstock.com/pix/PUP/41/PUP_41_YT0004_01_P.JPG)
Yes! More puppies!
(http://www.dogids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/puppy-present-300x235.jpg)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlr3xjG7rBekxtUrIehgE0uqdC8iv3mKuhghurdDlAvNiWMY9hcA)
(http://media.syracuse.com/cny/photo/11944203-large.jpg)
(http://www.pet360.com/Content/Images/Cms/puppy_in_box.jpg)
(http://cdn.animals-pics.com/pictures/ayay.co.uk/backgrounds/christmas/animals/labrador-puppy-with-xmas-present.jpg)
YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY WEAKNESS.
OK, that's it. Banya wins at giving the best bribes. Everyone else go home.
I have an adorable jack russel mix.
twelve.
Gold-self statue needs an equally impressive pocket watch to remain classy. Chop chop, people!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/MontreGousset001.jpg)
Ooo! Nice!
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A monocle is required!
(http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/3_light-monocle.jpg)
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Skarsz, Matthias got his bribe so we keep counting up.
That can be fixed.
Give me the largest pretzel in the world!
Now we take it back down to 1. :D
You didn't give him a pretzel, you worthless bag of carbon!
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Popsicle time.
(http://mistercrew.com/files/2011/08/belltown_popsicle_.jpg)
;D
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I want a vat of sweet tea.
*muffledly begins talking*
Guys, if you don't bribe the mod, you get gagged and cannot count or post pics, and must talk muffledly, until your ungagged. This and the below rule take effect now.
If you count up to 15, though, you can rip the gag off one gagged member.
*muffledly yells*
ME FIRST!
(http://www.ezrapoundcake.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/iced-tea-1-570x570.jpg)
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This is fun.
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16. ;)
Seventeen! (*Starts humming 'Sixteen Going on Seventeen*)
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Achtzehn
Get me a spaceship!
Quote from: SilentSam on March 28, 2015, 06:55:03 PM
Achtzehn
MY LANGUAGE
Oh, James, that's right...
(http://a4.img.bidorbuy.co.za/image/upload/user_images/774/395774/395774_130311100452_Lego_Space_small_ship.jpg)
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Zwanzig
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Zweiundzwanzig
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Rubik's cube sandwich!
(http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090724-rubicks-cube-sandwich.jpg)
Nomnomnom!
Quote from: Matthias720 on March 29, 2015, 04:44:22 PM
Nomnomnom!
(http://media.idownloadblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Om-nom.png)
Vierundzwanzig
I'd like fries with that.
(https://tmweber.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/bruned-fries.jpg)
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I HAVE FURY!
Those 'fries' are more like burnt to a crisp!
Make up for yourself; get me the largest bowl of salsa in the world!
I give you... the largest bowl of salsa in the world!
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-IsDS0DbQBFg/TW37Y-FYA0I/AAAAAAAAAFk/kqMKqPAhsjc/s1600/Volcano_Nyiragongo_Crater_insanetwist_12.jpg)
That is not what I asked for.
(http://cdn2.everythingzoomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/salsa1-610x484.jpg)
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 31, 2015, 03:29:46 AM
(http://cdn2.everythingzoomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/salsa1-610x484.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/46/6d/18466df0909f8513c59c7565044ded76.jpg)
Carry on!
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A pirate ship, from which I shall sail the seven seas!
(http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070102/PirateShip.jpg)
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28! For Redwall!
29! EULALIAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I want a sword.
(http://img0.foodservicewarehouse.com/Prd/1900SQ/UpdateInternational_PSP-30JP_02.jpg)
Just sticking with the food theme you started, James.
Ehehehehehehehehe... ;D
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A sword for me as well. Make it a cool-looking cutlass for the captain of my pirate ship.
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140117234242/newpotco/images/3/33/Crude_Broken_Cutlass.jpg)
Perfect, Rain!
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Thankee! I thought it'd go well with his sinking ship. ;D
:D
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Hate.
(http://littlefun.org/uploads/521b7713c8561112ef000012_736.jpg)
(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-love-james-251.png)
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This is my favourite game.
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*muffledly says*
No one is ungagging me...
Ungagged, Blaggut!
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A sinking ship? Most unsatisfactory! Some respect is required from you peasants! /falsesincerity
(http://acelebrationofwomen.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/respect-promo-material.bmp)
That is your bribe. ;D
Harsh.
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51. Teeheehee! ;D
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Don't the mods want to play yet?
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Gimme a golden sphere with diamonds encrusted on every one of its corners.
(http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/haagen-dazs-japan-vegetable-ice-cream.jpg)
Have some vegetable flavoured ice creams.
Why is that a thing?
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...Yummy...? :P
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Deeper'N Ever Turnip pie
Wat.
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By the way, hiya, Bella-san! Nice to meetcha. :)
Hi Bella!
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7 x 9
82.
5 x 13
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7 x 10
71!
8 x 9
73!
37 x 2
French is it? A loaf of french bread and some eclairs are what I need.
(http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/uploads/2014/5/2/1399036844529.jpg)
(http://beta.d-back.eu/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_zoom/sites/default/files/images/products/7103_baguette.jpg)
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The mods are back!
Seventy with a nine!
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82!
French fries for everyone! (but especially me)
(http://www.decodingdelicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/French-Fries-Source-Brett-Jordan-Flickr-Creative-Commons-Jan-9-2012.jpg)
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9 x 10.
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I can get you that JG
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=JN.fY7mqq41rBiiMb0pvJyeXw&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
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47 x 2.
19 x 5
32 x 3.
Prime number. >:(
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/ \
49 x 2
/ \ \
7 x 7 x 2
There you go. ;D
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(http://rebeccarvincent.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/period.png?w=275&h=311)
TADAAAAAA!!! ;D
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100! :D
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Tears.
When babies see James.
(http://www.stylespalace.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/baby-crying.jpg)
*muffledly eats fries from earlier post*
Blaggut, I ungagged you on page 11. Is there anything else I have to do to un-gag you?
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@Banya: You probably have to perform some ungagging ritual that involves lots of dancing, chanting, and shaking tambourines. ;D
15 x 7
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*with the melodious ringing of a songbird, calls for more active mod participation*
Participate yay.
(http://anandamela.org/sites/default/files/field/image/participate.jpg)
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I request someone playing a lively tune on the fiddle.
*rips off gag, only to see the mod request a fiddle as a person behind replaces the gag*
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Cheese! For everyone!
This cheese has extra protein! ;D
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZlp90amUPTw-N3saAnFKnKWSICzcwPYX1KhFyJ0zjOrsQzA3eYw)
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Apples! (The fruit, not the company)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xDmZL22L9Tc/UTekRMTVilI/AAAAAAAAXBw/4GML1UAoDMU/s1600/Red-Apples.jpg)
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Thanks a LOT Blaggut. ;D
Tanks! Yes, many tanks!
I hope its big enough...
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=JN.IhWya/HomS2DxR7AdFHaAQ&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
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That works.
Now perhaps we need to switch things up a bit.
(http://nrgspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/largeWSS0S-D0.jpg)
How shocking.
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TEN
ELEVEN
I think I'm in the mood for a piece of pie.
(http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/1024hertzgamma.jpg)
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My age plus three.
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 16, 2015, 03:25:01 AM
I think I'm in the mood for a piece of pie.
Feel the POWER Rain!
Try this one for size: I would like a chest of gold doubloons.
You said for size, but not what size: (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NDd0bimpL.jpg)
Enough of this backtalk.
Give us something valuable.
1913 Liberty Head V nickel:(http://www.coincommunity.com/us_nickels/images/1913-liberty-v-nickel-olsen-specimen-001.jpg)
Worth either five cents or over 3 million dollars, depending on how you look at it.
I'm hungry. How about some cake?
I was having trouble getting a good cake picture, so you could settle for eating the camera instead?
(http://static.messynessychic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/20120515-115222.jpg)
Well, it tastes good, but I'll wait to see if any problems develop.
(http://cdn.frugalcouponliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/film.jpg)
730 *.01 / 7.3
I'm feeling rather peckish right now. Any chance you could wrangle me up some lasagna?
Yuck. Lasagna. Here you go:
(http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/dining/reviews/blog/lasagna.jpg)
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I hate lasagna too, Mhera!
Good, good, you've brought me food, but where is my beverage to go with it? I would like a yummy cup of coffee, preferably one with a pretty foam pattern on top. (Y'know, like when they make leaves and hearts and stuff with the foam. Something like that.)
(http://cdn2.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/fish.png)
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While that coffee is awesome, I must say that I'm still not satisfied. How about some dessert?
(http://gif.co/okAP.gif)
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Spring is upon us (at least for us in the Northern Hemisphere), so that means it's time for ice cream!
(http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/Cabot.s.Sundae.jpg)
Oh my goodness.
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Oops, forgot someone. Blaggut, I ungag you!
Mmm... I think I want some waffles right now. With lots of syrup.
here you go.
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiaT6eWWi6gpVT-MX7srHaa4f6nRJMFVu3_4hcsNIy72kIXzrZeQ)
I didn't know what kind of syrup you liked so I got a bunch. ;)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRczvB48lknYMHJvl6jwRlMNHOsjfQeud2OAxFu2O6TwHdtG8ePvQ)
Thanks Banyer!
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Quote from: Mhera on April 17, 2015, 03:21:49 PM
1913 Liberty Head V nickel:(http://www.coincommunity.com/us_nickels/images/1913-liberty-v-nickel-olsen-specimen-001.jpg)
Worth either five cents or over 3 million dollars, depending on how you look at it.
Oh yeah.. I have a bunch of those ;D.
Some are worth like 50 dollars :P.
That's really cool, Cap'n.
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I'm looking for a new chess set, but I'm also hungry. Why not solve both at once?
This looks strangely tasty, but remember not to eat the pieces until they are captured ;)
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7DDcEN5sn9rTL_Ym5B77Gmu19DoudUr_R3UBxyh6Do2RDlUsC)
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I'd eat that.
8) What if I get famished while playing soccer?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qr5M9VkE-qU/TytQtJrTHzI/AAAAAAAABYM/r1PHD8xuAlA/s1600/soccer+cake1.jpg)
Festive!
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Nomnomnom!
How about something to wash that down with? A glass of milk would be great.
(http://fresh.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/milk.jpg)
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It's Friday! How about a weekend vacation, eh?
Have a great time (http://www.polarcruises.com/antarctica), Matthias!
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I am in need of a top hat.
Dunno if you're into Steampunk or not. Wear it proudly!
(http://img3.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.192717967.jpg)
Very nice! Mayhaps a dapper cane to go with it?
(http://gif.co/pNYf.gif)
I think maybe he meant something like this:
(http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/interactivezoom/processed/07094840.interactive.a.jpg)
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Oh noes! I have to go to the king's festival this evening and I have nothing to wear! You wouldn't happen to have a spare ball gown lying around, would you?
Let's try a blood red one. Hope it's to your satisfaction.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/51/09/5e/51095ee1065a525ba22329dcf676ca86.jpg)
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Yes, yes, that dress will do just fine. *Inwardly squealing about how gorgeous that dress is*
Uh oh! I seem to have lost my glass slipper while running from the prince! Any chance one of you guys could find it for me?
Got it!
(https://dancingprincesses.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/glass-slipper.jpg)
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Thanks! Oof, now I remember. I didn't lose my slipper, I ditched it; so hard to run in heels like that.
Could you possibly get me a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream? That festival was fun, but super stressful; I need to crash on the couch and watch Legend of Korra for awhile.
This is risky, but give it a try:
(http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Book-Inspired-Ben-Jerrys-Ice-Cream-Flavors-1.jpg)
I didn't know if you would like it, so I got you a selection.
(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/510d5971e4b0ea3dec502ee0/5110767be4b072208fa5ca33/52cfebb1e4b00e94d88cb897/1392321815437/Ben_and_Jerry_all_cups_by_sunnygraphics.jpg?format=1000w)
LoK?????
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Aaahh, yes, that ice cream will do just fine. Now I just need some comfy pajamas and I can start melting my brain in front of the TV!
@Sage-kun: Yes, Legend of Korra... Why are you asking? (I seriously need to get back to watching that. I only have book four left, and then I've finished it. Dx )
Appa pj's seemed fitting.
(http://i3.cpcache.com/product/542861437/womens_dark_pajamas.jpg?height=225&width=225)
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Those. Pajamas. Are. AWESOME!
Oh dear, I seem to have misplaced the remote. Could you possibly find it for me?
This should do it, I think, though it'll take some time getting from one channel to another.
(http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/ninja_remote_new.jpg)
I suppose it'll do for now...
Oh, gosh, I've really done it now. I keep misplacing things, but I never thought I'd lose an entire couch! Any chance you could get me a new one? I can't veg out unless I have a couch!
Absolutely, I've got you covered. However, I didn't know if you would like...
a vintage couch
(http://diaryofasmartchick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fainting-couch.jpg)
a modern couch
(http://www.digsdigs.com/photos/gull-modern-couch-2.jpg)
a couch that takes up more space than Rhode Island
(http://st.houzz.com/simgs/b111c3aa0f9f6690_4-9113/contemporary-sectional-sofas.jpg)
a couch with what appears to be a built-in toilet
(http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa346/morningx/couch_toilet_20120117_2007544780.png)
or a couch shaped like a pig.
(http://www.likecool.com/Home/Seating/Pig%20Couch/Pig-Couch.jpg)
I need all of those.
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Dat pig do....
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Ooh, I'll take the big grey one! Arigato!
*Groans* I forgot that I broke my TV awhile ago after I dropped an anvil on it. Would you kindly go down to the store and get me a new one, please?
Here's a special one:
(http://gif.co/o0em.gif)
Cool, Sage!
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Ooh, I know how to make that computer thing! It's on YouTube!
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Good, good; a private computer. That's better than a TV!
I think I need a little furry/scaly/feathery friend to snuggle with while I'm watching LoK. Mind finding me a cute pet?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tSzryGC41ek/TNSJDrxa9pI/AAAAAAAAAA8/MjCsFQyPvhw/s1600/Chinchilla.jpg)
What about a chinchilla?
Request. Please provide a superior Glitch codex.
Gratitude. Thank you for the consideration.
(http://starbounder.org/mediawiki/images/c/c6/Glitch_Codex_Icon.png)
Inquiry. Is this what you were looking for?
Delighted! That is indeed what I seeking.
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Eh? What brought it down to zero?
I'd like an old Macintosh computer.
:D
(http://dl.maximumpc.com/galleries/25oldpcs/apple_macintosh_01_full.jpg)
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James will need a game to play on that old computer. Oregon Trail, please.
I will provide.
(http://www.freegameempire.com/Img/Cache/Games/Oregon-Trail/Screenshot-1.png)
On the Trail
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/posttv-thumbnails-prod/thumbnails/53764eb7e4b0dc275cc955fc/oregon_trail_pic.jpg)
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That chinchilla did quite well as a snuggle buddy when I watched Legend of Korra. His name is Pabu. ^-^
Mind getting me a snack? I'm kinda hungry.
I've got you covered.
Fruit kabobs:
(http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2012/09/rainbow-fruit-skewers-2.jpg)
Trail mix:
(http://nourish.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/trail-mix-nancy-mueller.jpg)
Ants on a log:
(http://bowllicker.com/wp-content/uploads/antslog1.jpg)
Worms and dirt:
(http://rachaelgenson.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/dirt-and-worms.jpg)
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Not-thirteen.
(http://www.frenchlearner.com/images/quatorze.jpg)
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It's been so hot outside lately. I need something to help me cool off.
I got you a popsicle.
(http://n2-sprt.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/double-melon-popsicle-recipe-rbk0712-de.jpg)
Then I got you an umbrella.
(http://m-static.flikie.com/ImageData/WallPapers/9cdd9fb649394a2fa897d835be591b13.jpg)
Here's a glass of icy water.
(http://becausewater.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/glass-condensation22.jpg)
And I relocated you to Alberta, Canada. Have a good summer.
(http://chrismartinphotography.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/snowstorm-through-the-trees-c2a9-christopher-martin-9870.jpg)
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PS3 keyboard.
Bonus points for the mouse, I hope.
(http://www.gameranx.com/img/11-Oct/ps3-keyboard.jpg)
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If Blaggut or anyone else is gagged, you're ungagged now.
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Those snacks were good! Especially the trail mix. Favourite snack food right there. 8)
Speaking of sunglasses, I've been needing new shades for awhile now. My old ones are bent from sitting funny in the sunglasses holder on a hot day. Mind fetching me a new pair? Maybe aviators or something cool like that?
Either of these should do.
(http://in1.ccio.co/o6/GE/hB/bc63e77371aae8cfc5976b0b925e202a.jpg)
Seeing as Banya keeps shipping me to frozen wastelands, how about an igloo so I don't freeze to death?
Sure!
(http://www.thewildsmithberrys.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/how-to-make-rainbow-colored-igloo-using-milk-cartons-11.jpg)
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Ninja'd
Your new neighbours are throwing you a welcoming party
(https://levelplayingfields.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/igloo.jpg)
Mhera, what kind of frozen wasteland is that?
Try This
(http://ecobnb.com/blog/app/uploads/sites/3/2014/01/igloo-21.jpg)
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I bet you wish you had bear spray...
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twe-hen-ty fi-hive!
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Let's try and scare off those neighbors, with a bear skin rug.
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I can't...
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Wait, what?
(http://gif.co/oVlg.gif)
(http://p2.la-img.com/1477/44174/19552710_1_l.jpg)
I'm sorry, but someone had to do it.
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Quote from: Izeroth on May 14, 2015, 09:43:09 PM
I'm sorry, but someone had to do it.
Yeah; I guess Banya just couldn't
bear to be the one, though ;D
Wait, that wasn't in the script.
(http://gif.co/oD9P.gif)
It wasn't un-bear-able, but I can bear-ly stop myself from laughing out loud. No pun-ishment required.
I feel like pulling a Weasley.
@Matthias: Thank you for not bear-ating me about that em-bear-rassingly bad pun.
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2; there was no bribe.
Plinko!
(http://funrental.com/_Media/plinko-2-lg-2.jpeg)
I'm starfished. Could someone get me a nice, hearty meal, please? Preferably one with lots of [Mahiro Atori voice] MEAT?!
Will this do?
(http://www.thebachelorguy.com/images/blogs/414ozsteak.jpg)
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Needs more bacon!
I hope this is enough for one sitting.
(http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Giant-Pile-of-Bacon.jpg)
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*Stares at bacon* *Drools*
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To be perfectly honest, that looks disgusting.
Give me enough vegetables and fruit to offset all that meat.
Well, it's a lot of meat...
*chucks rabbit food at James*
(http://images.elephantjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Fruit-in-the-shape-of-a-heart.jpg)
(http://healthsciencedegree.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fruits-and-vegetables-heart.jpg)
(http://www.clinicaltrialsmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bigstock-fresh-fruits-and-vegetables-is-15504422.jpg)
(http://blogs.plos.org/publichealth/files/2014/04/fruit-and-veg-534x356.jpg)
(http://www.newhealthguide.org/images/1FR00174/fresh-fruits-and-vegetables1.jpg)
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To be honest, that looks disgusting. I'll take the bacon.
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Nine.
How about a happy medium then? Ice cream sundaes for everyone!
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/icecream/images/b/b8/Ice-cream-sundae.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130820213159)
Bigger! 8)
Three can or not?
(http://jasoncouponking.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/friendlys-sundae-coupon.png)
Better.
Most bestest?
(http://most-expensive.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/expensive-ice-cream-sundae1.jpg)
11, I think. Lord didn't post 10.
12. Lord didn't post 9 either. >:(
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Let's get down to businesstodefeatthehuns.
Explain this:Quote from: Who's Online
Guest 12:37:06 AM Posting in Bribe The Moderators.
Getting Down to Business
(http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/225505/resized_business-cat-meme-generator-alright-let-s-get-down-to-business-6809fa.jpg)
(http://heidicohen.com/wp-content/uploads/Getting-Down-To-Business-300x199.jpg)
(http://ucmarketingcapstone.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a7776385970b01bb0812211c970d-800wi)
I think these made you happy. You're welcome.
*Slams fist on the table* I need Copic markers, and I need them right now!
No need to get pushy.
ALL the colours!
(http://cdn.dickblick.com/items/213/95/21395-group3ww-l.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mckhtc2wcG1re82s3o1_400.gif)
Alrighty, now I need a nice flower crown. Why? ...No reason.
#Iluvthatshow
I feel that sunglasses suit you better.
(http://gif.co/odvV.gif)
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Eighteen?
Read this and learn. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/18_%28number%29)
18 M&M's
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/2a/0b/bb2a0ba3ba9fe4b6a5f775041bae9eb6.jpg)
18 Roses
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41eL3Bkd3dL._SY300_.jpg)
First 18 Redwall Books
(http://whoisdavidcampbell.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/all-the-Redwall.jpg)
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*mind is blown* :D
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:D Twenty.
@Sage-kun: ...I didn't realize how much I needed those till now.
Hmm, I do believe I need more coasters for my tea mug and my cup of ice. (Yes, I drink tea and eat ice simultaneously.) Could you get me either some cute coasters or really cool ones?
You need these.
(https://img0.etsystatic.com/038/0/9152122/il_570xN.562689442_pn2r.jpg)
Er... 22?
Now it's 22. I forgot to post 21 with the bribe.
You know, I'm not really sure you're supposed to post numbers with bribes. The first bribes didn't come with count, and Blaggut never said that numbers and bribes go together.
Anyway, gimme.
(http://www.jungny.com/images.jungian.therapy.analysis/gold.Kerala.Sree.Padmanabhaswamy.Temple.treasure.500x267.jpg)
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Those coasters are awesome. ;D
I now request a nice pillow. Preferably one with a cool and unique design.
(http://litbimg.rightinthebox.com/images/384x384/201303/rvvuzb1364532851322.jpg)
Good, good, but I need something more. Possibly fandom-related?
Unsatisfied? Try this.
(http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.34611086.7733/tp,875x875,ffffff,f.6.jpg)
Still not satisfied? *giggles* Here's a Zuko body pillow.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/94/f8/d194f8d3d8046ac8c4c027ed3bca76c2.jpg)
ME LUVVVY THOSE!!!!
It has been entirely too long since I was last bribed. No, don't think about when that was, just hand over the loot!
Righto, Mr. Krabs. Money pool (literally) comin' right up.
(http://gif.co/o5PT.gif)
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Thirty-nine
I require a stylish robe of the darkest black that I may wear when I do my super awesome mysterious magical stuff. If no stylish black mage robes can be found, a trenchcoat may be substituted.
I trust you enjoy Sherlock Holmes.
(http://gif.co/o4pm.gif)
I mean, it that a stylish coat or what?
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Hmm, yes, that shall do just fine, although I would have preferred something with a hood.
You know what? Since I'm here, why not ask one of you to fetch me a black hooded cloak? Particularly one that looks quite mysterious.
Like this one?
(http://www.cloakmaker.com/gallery/DarthSidious1.jpg)This is a trick
*unsure whether to bribe James or keep counting*
Here, James, take a vacation. (http://www.fodors.com/world/europe/turkey/the-turquoise-coast/)
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Forty-two
Canolli!
What even is a cheeto.
(http://penniesonaplatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dsc_8806.jpg)
Seriously. What is that.
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@Banya: Wow! That looks pretty good :D
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@Wot: I've only ever heard of them in the movies, like in The Departed, when it's said with a thick Boston accent. I've never actually seen one or known anyone who eats them. They're not what I expected. It sounded like a pasta, not like a waffle crepe.
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@Banya: cool!! yum :D
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Gimme.
Here's a camping trip:
(http://www.swf-wc.usace.army.mil/samray/Recreation/HC%20Site%20resized.jpg)
And some snacks:
(http://www.widewallpapershd.info/file/2636/728x408/16:9/fruit-pile_222074903.jpg)
(http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Star-Wars-Cookie-Cutters-4.jpg)
Here's what James really wants:
(http://gif.co/o8t7.gif)
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Yes, everything but the coloured hair fits in with Pentecostal tradition, so, James, I believe we've found you a nice woman.
I think someone needs to giveJimmyJames a book of manners...
As for me, I would like a nice, quiet dog park, preferably one with no dogs or people in it, and a tall, black fence surrounding it.
*holds up sign that reads 'Will Admin for bribes'*
(http://image.motortrend.com/f/wot/recall-roundup-2010-rolls-royce-ghost-recalled-for-water-pump-circuit-board-132033/60531051/2012-rolls-royce-ghost-front.jpg)
(https://propmoviemoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Newstyle-45000-OS.jpg)
(http://www.namethatcake.com/images/m/matthias.jpg)
Caveat
(http://www.careercapitalist.com/.a/6a00d8345275cf69e20168eac10e8b970c-300wi)
Excuse me, but you failed to bribe me with a lovely dog-free dog park. I feel like I should tie you up and shove you in my trunk for that horrible failure, but I suppose I should be merciful and give you one last chance. So, DOG PARK. DOG PARK WITH NO DOGS! AND NO PEOPLE! AND MAYBE A GIANT BLACK FENCE! HOP TO IT, SLAVES! *Cracks mod whip menacingly*
Instead, please accept this image of (from left, clockwise) Martin, Felldoh, Rose, Brome, and Grumm, after the daring and successful escape from slavery.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sllBgS0v2zI/hqdefault.jpg)
*Glares* I do NOT accept this image! This was NOT what I asked for! How DARE you give me something that I didn't ask for?! *Uses mod powers to gag and tie up Banya* *Throws Banya into my trunk* *Locks trunk*
I WANT CHOCOLATE. NOW!
*muffled* Your trunk was faulty.
(http://tommyimages.com/Stock_Photos/Africa/Tanzania/Tarangire/slides/Tanzania_2663-Baobab_Hole.jpg)
Take this instead
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/dc/11/27/dc11277eb17a740d066c793c07cbcaa9.jpg)
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Nice! *returns to Admin duties*
Here's an office.
(http://www.officespacevancouver.com/wp-content/gallery/mps-office-tour/mps-office-18-north.jpg)
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*sits in desk chair*
This office pleases me, but I need more.
*strokes chin*
I need underlings to do my bidding.
(https://gamemoir.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/despicable-me-minions.gif)
LIV
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These minions please me, but I feel I need more. MORE!
How about some stormtroopers?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5ftP93Mx56g/TrGmFetMTTI/AAAAAAAAAlU/63su5zEOOto/s1600/StormtrooperCorps.jpg)
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I would like a dragon. Doesn't matter what kind of dragon (except Komodo dragon, which I don't want); just a dragon. Preferably a friendly one, though. Oh, and not an obnoxious dragon like Elliot, Puff, or anything like that; a cool dragon.
Any of these?
(https://www.howtotrainyourdragon.com/images/uploads/dragons/dragon_hiddenability_baby.jpg)
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(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UzqZwh0-p34/maxresdefault.jpg)
I require air. Help.
Here ya go:
(http://energysafe.ru/uploads/article/6ecbc48bb3ac4791ef9fd4ff13ea4e155e6161bb.jpg)
That *cough* isn't *cough* real air.
(http://www.gogreencebu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/clean-air.jpg)
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UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH!
You did mention you'd recently watched Revenge of the Sith....
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Unlimited_bc562b_755480.jpg)
Problem electricity?
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What do I want? I want... a Philosopher's Stone.
(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/Collectible-Harry-Potter-Sorcerers-Stone1.jpg)
Just remember to repay Nicholas Flamel.
Cool! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just... go over here and... y'know, perform human transmutation.
Hey, could you get me some chalk, please?
Sure thing Rainy :D...
(http://www.hodgepodge.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Chalk-pastel-storage.jpg)
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Thanks! Now, where did I put the water, carbon, ammonia, lime, phosphorus, salt, saltpeter, sulfur, fluorine, iron, silicon, and trace amounts of fifteen other elements...?
Hey, could you get me a mixing bowl, please?
Yeah, sure. Here.
(http://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQteJtfbkk5NME9jZglPc5xCm0qwFuetdecaNIu6cu04aAqx2ZvL3HTCQ)
Oh, and if you wanted elements, they're probably here. (http://ptable.com/)
(Did you know that Gold's melting temperature, when measured in Kelvin, is 1337?)
Rain's mixing bowl isn't showing up, Rus. Ah well, it's the thought that counts, right?
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No problem Rainy :D
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I want a nice suit of armor. Not for myself, mind you, but for Rain when her transmutation goes awry.
Oh, and make sure that suit of armor doesn't cost you an arm and leg. :P
(http://gif.co/okJP.gif)
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Cool. That should work nicely.
I'm pretty satisfied at the moment. Not sure what else to ask for. More satisfaction maybe?
I hope this punch gives you satisfaction.
(http://gif.co/qieL.gif)
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Quote from: Matthias720 on June 11, 2015, 10:00:27 PM
I want a nice suit of armor. Not for myself, mind you, but for Rain when her transmutation goes awry.
Oh, and make sure that suit of armor doesn't cost you an arm and leg. :P
I laughed so hard I was having extreme difficulty breathing. :P
Uh, hey, could someone maybe get me a... um... flame thrower? Why? Er, no reason, just a... a house that needs... um, it needs to be heated up a bit! It gets a bit cold in Resembool from time to time, ya know?
Also, I may need a few bandages...
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff163/AzhreiVep/Avatars/SquirrelFlameThrower.jpg)
(http://www.fluenceportland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Band-Aid.jpg)
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I think Rain needs an engineer. ;)
(http://construction-engineers.regionaldirectory.us/construction-engineer-720.jpg)
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How about some hate mail?
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 04, 2015, 02:05:02 AM
How about some hate mail?
(http://silenced.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/10h.png)
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I need some fandom clothes and accessories to wear to drama camp. Care to give me some as an early Christmas present?
Make one of those items a red cloak; I think Rain needs it.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EZQm7Y_v4Pw/UjEXW_yzeoI/AAAAAAABLGI/hfZ8PcA-na0/s1600/spartacus+Roman+emperor+costume.jpg)
Here's a Roman emperor costume. The fandom is a little outdated, I will admit, but it comes with a red cloak.
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@Izzy: Thaaaaaaat wasn't quite what I was expecting, but I suppose it'll work...
Quick! I lost my wand and I need to find it before drama camp tomorrow so I can prove to the Hufflepuff girl that I can actually summon my Patronus! Can someone help me find it?
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120718131336/runescape/images/8/87/Bat_wand_detail.png)
Err... my wand is made of wood... and it looks like a stick... but A for effort, I suppose...
Anyone else know what might've happened to it?
(http://www.socialbusinessnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/burning-platform-609x250.jpg)
Here you go Rain.
(http://gif.co/qNJD.gif)
Good luck against Hufflepuff. And, what's the shape of your patronus?
Thanks! Funny, though... coulda sworn my wand was eleven inches, not ten...
My Patronus is a cat, of course. ;) Speaking of which, could I possibly get a picture of a cute kitty from one of you guys?
You get eight cats. Lucky.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fa/9d/a2/fa9da227b67a0dbe39fb0bc95a578ab9.jpg)
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A fruit smoothie?
Coming right up!
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Blueberry_smoothie.jpg)
Could I get a hammer to smash my laptop with, please? It's being really annoying and laggy, and I wish to destroy it with utmost haste.
(http://www.medievalcollectibles.com/images/Category/medium/20.png)
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*laughs aloud at one of the earlier posts*
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Quote from: Banya on August 21, 2015, 12:20:40 AM
*laughs aloud at one of the earlier posts*
100!
This time I do not wish for a picture or object, but rather an answer: Which post are you laughing about?
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 21, 2015, 05:55:40 AM
This time I do not wish for a picture or object, but rather an answer: Which post are you laughing about?
It was this one (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=7627.msg460633#msg460633). There's something appealing about subtle dirty jokes.
Don't get it...
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I didn't think so. It's all right; it's not actually that funny.
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I have to disagree with that, but that's another topic for another time.
Get me a 10x10 Chess board.
Quote from: Banya on August 21, 2015, 02:16:20 PM
I didn't think so. It's all right; it's not actually that funny.
1.) YUS, someone though one of my posts was funny.
2.) I never meant for it to be funny.
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MONEY!
Here, James, have some Turkish lira. It's all I know anymore.
(This handful of 1,000 TL is worth $344.)
(http://dippost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Screen-Shot-2015-04-07-at-15.31.59.png)
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Give me something hilarious.
(http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/uploads/chars/5663-1173141314.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/52f6ddad15779c3545fcac5dfa67fdcf/tumblr_nk7gh8MMk51u1qjhto1_500.jpg)
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Quote from: Banya on August 21, 2015, 02:13:39 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 21, 2015, 05:55:40 AM
This time I do not wish for a picture or object, but rather an answer: Which post are you laughing about?
It was this one (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=7627.msg460633#msg460633). There's something appealing about subtle dirty jokes.
By Khaine that was funny.
I agree.
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Mods?
Give me mods!
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ndf5fqduc5djpg/original.jpg)
(http://orig01.deviantart.net/1fb5/f/2015/081/e/8/the_oregon_trail_shotgun_mod_by_uhd4k-d8msdco.png)
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Bribe me.
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(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCPBeS8H-0Y0Xa7ggfiC1_QnCYPb-6uOdLcuNhO0QdWNPeqc5hig)
I need to subjugate the other three nations. Give me a weapon with which to crush my opponents.
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(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRR4NH8jdfAxt5UQepUu5-3P3FyIJnOciaa912pVoyJcCuGNdnY)
K you're all set.
This pleases me.
Show me my magnificent visage in a flattering way. ;D
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(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO1pFB2zSwH0vUQJ9forAUf9mJub71xfzTdcfU8tl7BjFHQB9bYg)
Glorious!
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140905083239/avatar/images/f/f5/Drooling_Ozai_after_his_defeat.png)
Take that you evil tyrant.
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What have you done Ashen!?
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Three cheers for Lord Ashenwyte!
Too bad. I'm back. You missed. >:D
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Accept this giant ship as an apology!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_wAFF38isSZRIEM3nx9wECOhAr9kNYTB0cGKjEYjvF21k2mvk)
I accept. >:D
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/9/93/Ozai_in_prison.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20121120073110)
You in jail...
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 12, 2015, 02:54:29 PM
What have you done Ashen!?
FREEDOM! GLORY! GORY GLORY!
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Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 13, 2015, 01:36:40 PM
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/9/93/Ozai_in_prison.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20121120073110)
You in jail...
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 12, 2015, 02:54:29 PM
What have you done Ashen!?
FREEDOM! GLORY! GORY GLORY!
:D
I need a punishment suitable for Ashen's defiance.
(http://gif.co/o1We.gif)
:o
Give me a picture of my spirit animal, Squidward Tentacles. (I ain't lyin'. We're both clarinetists, both love art, we're both antisocial introverts, and I'll likely end up working at a fast food restaurant because that's one of the best options for a part-time job where I live. I'm literally the human version of Squidward. :P)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/Squidward.png)
His voice actor has a hilarious surname.
I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet.
Every time a member posts, increase the number by one. However, when a mod posts, they request a "bribe," which a member must give the mod in the form of an image.
If the bribe isn't payed within three days, the number count is reduced back to one, and we start over. Until... a mod posts.
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Easy Peasy lemon squeezey. ;)
I actually forgot about this game, to be honest. Can't believe I did, 'cause it's fun!
Now, to celebrate the fact that my brother was kind enough to buy me Overwatch last night and I got to play with him and his friends for a few hours, I'd like someone to get me a real nice headset. Preferably one with a microphone. ;)
(http://gaming.logitech.com/assets/47829/2/g430-gaming-headset-images.png)
Complete with cushions for optimum experience.
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Do mods bring it down one no matter what? Because if not we'd be on 4.
5... I think?
Yes, I didn't realize what I did there. :P
Ruining my own game so quickly.
So, we're on six.
No, we're on seven. ;)
Don't listen to Sand, we're actually on eight.
I could have sworn we we're on nine...
guys cmon we're clearly on ten
Wait... are you sure it isn't eleven?
i looked at it again and im pretty sure its twelve
Hmmm.... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's thirteen.
Yes I'm sure, it's definitely twelve.
youre a bit behind sandpaw, im pretty sure we're at 15 now?
No it must be twelve!
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SEVENTEEN
Don't be silly, it's 18.
youre the one bein silly its clearly 19
Well now, I need a particular library to impress a girl.
Be my guest, to try and provide the correct one...
The Library of Alexandria?
(http://www.crystalinks.com/LibraryofAlexandria.jpg)
That wasn't the one I had in mind, but It'll do quite well, thanks!
For those who want to know, notice the hint I dropped
Spoiler
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on June 09, 2016, 10:36:04 PM
Well now, I need a particular library to impress a girl.
Be my guest, to try and provide the correct one...
Heh heh.
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22 and I am so excited to see my favourite game brought back to life
23. ;)
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27!
Alright, what have y'all got?
What do you want?
I have 61 cents and a half used pad of sticky notes
"Hmmm...yes, this will do. The return of the minions that fetch me my every wish and whim. Yes."
*tents fingers in an evil manner*
"Yes, I believe I will require a magnificent castle from which to rule."
/villain
How about a nice dirt hut?
N00bZ live here
(http://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1329/2013-07-18_1314_5971905.jpg)
"No. Too much dirt. No, no. It must be grander than that, yes."
/villain
Perhaps this grand castle is more suited to your needs?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUC1B_S3V58f4z9muELWPJ2y7i3C9mzCRq3EhuZ3ln0jYOHqMvmw)
28 now?
What about this one?
Spoiler
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Wizarding_World_of_Harry_Potter_Castle.jpg)
Or maybe this one?
(http://www.artsfon.com/pic/201410/1920x1080/artsfon.com-19940.jpg)
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Gimme.
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Ok here is me ----> O:-)
Get me a good computer.
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(http://www.techdaring.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/OLD-COMPUTER.jpg)
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What about this?
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJ4O092Q37jTtpaLgj7ZNHFA6I0LtVczUK3pRZRSsvW4I47-a4jw)
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Or this one?
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LLKYisVZke4/U6BrGX8gkWI/AAAAAAAAAD8/ncz7pa4X41E/w426-h356/computer-smile_full.gif)
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I believe James should be satisfied by now....
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Yeah probably ;D
But I'm not, so give me the meaning of life summed up in a single picture!
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXweK-DI6CF24kbMMud3W465mEZEfP6K85rTopORl2VtgUGkiDIg)
There we go! But I don't know what to do now... ;D
(http://www.brainyquote.com/photos/v/viktorefrankl153412.jpg)
How about this one?
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I need a cool sword.
Your wish is apparently my command
(http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/TS-EXCALBKES.jpg)
Here's a literal cool sword.
(http://orig05.deviantart.net/092b/f/2010/302/e/3/ice_sword_by_myrdah-d31rxrg.jpg)
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You've been going unmoderated in here for too long. Thus, I want someone to give me the most obscure superhero they can think of.
To be honest, Moon Knight is the most obscure hero I know of.
(http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/e/f0/4bc5eba67b35a/background.jpg)
Or perhaps Union Jack?
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/3/3e/James_Montgomery_Falsworth_(Earth-12131)_001.png/revision/latest?cb=20130515191730)
I need something to help me relax on a Friday night. Thoughts?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/99/8b/71/998b71421b026e3324e3ee01a5c27422.jpg)
I need an Ace up my sleeve, for emergency purposes.
Will this do?
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(http://images.clipartpanda.com/ace-clipart-ace_of_spades.png)
Sure. How about some chips?
These look pretty good ;D
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(http://www.kwsmfg.com/images/lumber-internal.jpg)
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THOSE ARE THE WRONG CHIPS!
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Pardon the outburst.
Try again, please.
I think this flavor sounds great! ;D
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdp5DNoi101IxwhHd_d4yzwo2Zd94bZxu20QKBhN7XazIWSRV5uxW0YA)
Lana Del Ray approves. :P
Give me something to help me study please.
Will this help?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnA_0k7Z6gWZqQvysC5-SO6lSvArj4xjMB_Zjs0GZUb2ZfZV1A)
Those look fun! I think I'll need, like, a truckload of 'em.
Ok! *sends 2 truckloads to Matt*
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Give me something to do tomorrow, please. :)
(http://justbiz.info/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/samsung-ps-50c450-plasma-multi-system-tv.jpg)
Is it too late?
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I'm hungry, what's cooking?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Il_Falafel_di_Ramallah.JPG)
Falafel.
Yes! That! But with more powdered sugar.
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_1qI4Vz7pFIWXqUehhwx_loc4lvUCeiQjpHPHcO49J3iUf6jHBQ)
More like funnel cake, please.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxUJc1cH90amF4yGtxUCvXR1JvS_-Jt-Ty8M3qnDOfLV2qdDPf1Q)
Nom Nom NOm!
Money money money money money...MONEY!
(http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/04/20/635967736454019387-1262705598_money.jpg)
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(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSh-L_6TJkVnTw0yfEyb6GZAV84W4d8BESJXNLrncuQ9uj2wX_p)
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Ice cream! An ice cream sundae the size of a car!
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSfIhnbiMy0y6_EIFYygetQW-j0XoBWJlbOXS8T04YtZFRx2y4)
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OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!
(http://media0.giphy.com/media/EKUvB9uFnm2Xe/giphy.gif)
There ya go! ;D
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Gimme.
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXiDzsKMeuSlCsTemO9wuF-A_VyLFXfg2OG6mn_G20Ow6MtwS4Ag)
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Give me a regular-looking sword made out of solid ice.
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRH52MnXAxBSUqihpqNcs5f5GWQ7Nk_aF0D8hd1hSr0Dd7LNz9QBA)
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How about a camel? No, wait. Forget the camel. A desert oasis. Yeah, that'll do.
I think I'll bride someone for once.
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Such a beautiful little oasis. If you look carefully you can see the sand.
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Insufficient!
How dare you! Less amazing art graces the walls of many art museums and you call that insufficient! Clearly you are no great art lover!
Will this do?
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Insufficient!
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEj6NiPm81sscEZc4HTrijTOpjhocM0_VTawy0oEwGQITMu0TM)
::)
Keep with the backtalk and you'll be counting up from negative numbers, sonny!
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That's what you think, old man!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 03, 2016, 05:54:45 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEj6NiPm81sscEZc4HTrijTOpjhocM0_VTawy0oEwGQITMu0TM)
Is this Insufficient? :P
That's not bad, but because of your teammate's disrespect, I demand further tribute.
Show me a picture of something that's impossible.
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(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/7/7a/Kevin1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160206173747)
That thing is hideous.
Show me something amazing.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRih8b4yrYwkBlBHvIu7JsjTOlC3GbBFoU1eE_XdmoDW43obVDH)
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQA-fmwerray62xYDjMNqSvy02_Ux2BNEP-PLnGOsCrOgoR9Edeyw)
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James removed his filter. Calling gryphons bad worked.
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Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 10, 2016, 06:30:23 PM
James removed his filter. Calling gryphons bad worked.
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No it didn't. I actually forgot I had it up, and took it down because I thought it had run its course. But if you want it back, I can certainly oblige...
Give me an example of somebody deflecting a bullet with a sword.
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 10, 2016, 06:34:07 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 10, 2016, 06:30:23 PM
James removed his filter. Calling gryphons bad worked.
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No it didn't. I actually forgot I had it up, and took it down because I thought it had run its course. But if you want it back, I can certainly oblige...
You're right, it ran its course. I don't want it back.
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So amazing.
Does this work?
@Rosie: That's not bad. I was hoping for photographic quality, but I suppose it'll do.
However, because of Daskar's insolence in posting a swordsman without depicting any bullets being deflected, I demand further tribute.
Show me a great mansion with a pool in the living room.
I know it's not really a mansion but, ^-^
You're right; it's not.
Get me a photograph of one like I asked for last time.
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Quote from: James Gryphon on August 10, 2016, 06:51:17 PM
@Rosie: That's not bad. I was hoping for photographic quality, but I suppose it'll do.
However, because of Daskar's insolence in posting a swordsman without depicting any bullets being deflected, I demand further tribute.
Show me a great mansion with a pool in the living room.
You dare to insult the future of art! How dare you say there is not bullet! I'll make it bigger! Next time use a magnifying glass!
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 10, 2016, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 10, 2016, 06:34:07 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 10, 2016, 06:30:23 PM
James removed his filter. Calling gryphons bad worked.
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No it didn't. I actually forgot I had it up, and took it down because I thought it had run its course. But if you want it back, I can certainly oblige...
You're right, it ran its course. I don't want it back.
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So amazing.
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I've been recovering for the past week from being ill. I must have a treasure room full of tribute to collect.
Is this substantial?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8b/82/5b/8b825b6e25d263472f47ea7cbe9e2cdd.jpg)
Wonderful!
Cannonball! *jumps in pile of treasure*
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Show me a cool mod.
(https://goo.gl/images/X39j9d)
@James Gryphon, there's your cool mod! ;D
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How about a cool crown?
Well, you said cool crown, so I trust this crown made out of ice is sufficient?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfvsUxzBgfxX4ljNfBWrL-cJ0Tmvm4r8YiXErtgGp98nhzFUX4Fg)
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Show me a picture of a flamethrower melting an igloo.
(https://575717b777ff8d928c6b-704c46a8034042e4fc898baf7b3e75d9.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/10664898_in-the-market-for-a-flamethrower-here-are_80c81a16_m.jpg?bg=9FA599)
Too dramatic?
How do I know there was even an igloo there?
Try again.
Well then.
(https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2013/2-22/9tqPG5yMDA-2.png)
I very much want to see flowers being stomped by a giant pterodactyl.
@Matthias720: How about this?
Spoiler
(http://blogs.nature.com/news/files/http://blogs.nature.com/news/files/pteros%20one.jpg)
There're flowers down there.
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I am in need of a giant pencil; the bigger the better.
(http://www.halcyon.com/donace/pencil09c.jpg)
Perfect!
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Can you give me some inspiration?
Draw my request!~ :D
Only if you want to. :P
Actually, draw something that makes you happy.
Was I correct in assuming that you wanted art inspiration?
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTC9vXbJNSqebmdFQ8Y277lsZsvDXMvuGubHYAoXk9q7EgHH_3V)
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Tbh I kinda feel bad for inventing this game since its a ripoff of the original Moderators game
Aw.
Give me something great!
Like what?
(http://www.ianstevenson.co.uk/content/uploads/2015/05/ian-stevenson-something-great.jpg)
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Quote from: Bonaparte on September 16, 2016, 07:58:16 AM
Tbh I kinda feel bad for inventing this game since its a ripoff of the original Moderators game
Don't; this game is great.
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Something, something, demand.
Now.
(https://www.binarymoon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/draw-something-unicorn-e1334932907258.png)
Okay. I guess that works. But, I want more.
So...more.
Matthias! I made you some perfectly generic objects!
(http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00244.gif)
But can it be made into perfect armor?
It makes perfectly generic armor!
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:D
Show me a picture of a picture that can't exist.
;D
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It's a new year, and we need party supplies to throw a great New Year's bash. Get to work!
(http://myzone.qn45zptuklthsck3d.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/new-year-theme-party-1024x717.jpg)
Is this enough balloons for you?
Saw a guest reading this topic and I was like "say what?". *Presses revive button*
136. Seems interesting.
*strolls into this topic*
Boy am I glad that this got revived ;D
Laptop isn't downloading pictures, so... [*inserts picture with inspirational saying on it, covered with willows*]
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 28, 2020, 08:39:01 PM
Laptop isn't downloading pictures, so... [*inserts picture with inspirational saying on it, covered with willows*]
Hmm... not good enough ;D
Give me a chicken!
(https://external-preview.redd.it/ttVEvebGHuNuPUogX4hCjKG9F6EHSadGX8AKAmTRPn8.jpg?auto=webp&s=56f44fed3e9bd797d8cd4e376e54df37fd99ce77)
Also, if I bribe you with something good enough, will you stop posting on CAHAPBAMP?
What topic is that? Hmph. You beat me to the chicken. And here I was, just about to cook Heihei...
(Count as high as possible before a mod posts.) Sorry. (also, you're meant to count on this thread, though I'm not sure if we'd have gone back to 0 after your unsatisfactory offering) 139?
140? I dunno, honestly. :P
It was good enough, I just needed more ;D Keep counting up!
Quote from: Booklover on April 28, 2020, 08:58:37 PM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/ttVEvebGHuNuPUogX4hCjKG9F6EHSadGX8AKAmTRPn8.jpg?auto=webp&s=56f44fed3e9bd797d8cd4e376e54df37fd99ce77)
Also, if I bribe you with something good enough, will you stop posting on CAHAPBAMP?
So beautiful, so majestic, so fashionable!
Never ;D
Here you are:
(https://static.agcanada.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/john-deere-9rtractor-MY2019.jpg)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 04:07:49 AM
Here you are:
(https://static.agcanada.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/john-deere-9rtractor-MY2019.jpg)
(I am unable to see it.)
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(It's a John Deere tractor)
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(You could take away the image tags and put the link in your browser)
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Dazzle me.
(https://s3.envato.com/files/203298159/Neon_Disco_Ball_2_Screen.jpg)
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Give me a beautiful depiction of my awesomeness!
;D
... Yeah
What if I knit a character from every Redwall book? Would you take that?